UFC commentary featuring Mr. Corey Hughes, King of the Jews.
Dot or G and Steve Poitconin of AM wake up.
It's been a while since I've done a show on my channel.
And I'm going to make myself comfortable.
I've had some painful sciatic pains.
So I will be giving my my back a little rest.
He's got a stuck rectal insertion.
He can't get out.
That's exactly it.
What is it?
Like maybe a light bulb?
It's a lost butt plug.
It's a Hot Wheels.
Hot Wheels encased in a rubber.
All right.
So if you are new, we will get a little rowdy.
So beware.
And if you can handle it, you should you should be just fine.
Uh, what did you do?
Did you do something?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
There's been absolute pandemonium since I turned this on.
There's been at least one major stoppage for a brutal nut shot.
Yeah.
He's been playing dirty fool the whole time.
He's getting revenge for his boy who got screwed last time.
Right.
That Chinaman who got screwed who fucking should have won.
They would understand him in there and they'd go fuck that guy up.
Yeah.
It's been interesting.
They had the red jackets in there a couple of times.
Ugly.
Absolutely ugly.
Not how you want to see it.
I don't know.
I haven't watched any of the prelims or anything like that though.
They don't seem to be buddies.
No.
Down goes Weezy.
Somebody's backstage, Weezy.
I'm going to be on my phone.
Can you can you add people from your phone?
Yeah, I can.
Okay.
Yeah, let homeboy in.
Says there's four people.
Yeah, that's my phone and the computer version.
Okay.
Got it.
Yeah.
Can you turn your mic down on your phone a little bit?
Just like your own.
Because you're coming in pretty hot.
I put on my Bluetooth.
How's that?
There we go.
Is that better?
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
You're in my country.
He's going to get your interpreter over here.
Let me tell him something.
What do you think about Holloway, Olivera?
Holloway, Olivera, and we're not talking about a
headline in match.
What's going on there?
I mean, it's, you know, well, this was on when we got in.
So we're, you know, but obviously now that it's a commercial break
here on Paramount Plus.
Motherfucking goddamn, the Jew network.
The Ellison television.
The violating every antitrust law in the book,
fucking network.
Yep.
But it's okay because things like laws and shit like that,
they only ever mattered to us anyway,
or when rich people are fucking over the wrong rich people.
So the Trump administration right now is kind of like,
I don't really care what you think we were supposed to do by the book.
We're just kind of doing it.
Like I fucking hate thinking that I ran as like our last fucking hope
to like embarrass this fucking nation or get some change going,
or even maybe, you know, take out an airplane or two in the sky
when it's flying to Europe.
You know, that might be great.
But that's where I'm at.
Like this fucking country is off the fucking deep end.
And like, we have no alternative at all.
These cocksucking Democrats are fucking communists.
I'd almost rather have Trump forever than put a communist back in fucking power.
Serious.
So it's a rough situation.
I think, are you muted?
I got in the sound.
Yeah, I lost the feed there.
Let me, I was having a lot of problems last week with this shit.
There's our favorite Afro-American.
Nice.
I haven't had enough with this racism.
If anybody has a better link to Paramount Plus,
feel free to throw it in the chat there.
Hold on.
When you say a better link, was it me?
Well, the one with any link, the one that I was using keeps timing out on me.
Dog-wiener microphones, too.
I don't have my setup pulled out, which is okay.
Copy that.
He said it's not, he said it's not red rocket time, Weezy.
Yeah, I mean, because I knew you were going to be here
and you'd have something to say about it.
I'll let it go today.
Copy that.
God damn it.
Yeah, does anybody have any better link than the one that's currently...
What's up with my streams?
Hasn't been around in a while.
Same with Stream East.
Hey, they shed all those damn.
What can I do?
Hope he says he's sending a link over.
Homeboy looks tense.
Looks like a veins about to burst in his head.
Who dat?
Rogan, John Ackes.
Yeah, the skinny dude.
Rogan slipped him some ayahuasca right before they went live.
And some Chinese research chemicals.
He's all here, buddy.
Boof it right before we go on the air.
I dare you.
Not boof it.
I'll put you on the list of one of Peter Teal's parties if you do it.
Oh, man.
That's a good thing, right?
It depends.
Am I wrong?
Not a good thing?
I don't know, man.
Because it depends on how you want your booty hole to feel the next day.
Allegiant booty hole.
Right.
Well, Peter Teal is known to like the fellas.
Okay.
Yeah.
Did Weezy say that he had something?
Yeah, I've got a hurt piece.
He said somebody was sending a link over.
Yeah, I don't know if they did or not.
I'm on my mobile.
Weezy's laid up.
Like a nigga.
Yeah, I'm chilling.
I'm chilling hard core.
He went out on one of those Miami Beach party yachts a couple of weeks ago.
Hadn't been able to really sit down in his seat since he's got to like lay down,
propped up, little pillow action.
That's a shame, isn't it?
Yeah.
Did he get doodled on?
It's the last time he parties with the Arabs.
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't know if he got doodled on or not.
They pay top dollar for anything.
Yeah, I was going to say that was extra.
I couldn't afford it.
Yeah, top dollar.
And no, you get paid.
Right, right.
Yeah, you get paid.
That's the way that works.
But I recognize the economic hardships that everyone's going to.
So I decided to forego it.
Okay, that's everybody else is going through hardship.
I said, I'm not going to get this casket.
Everybody else is struggling.
I'm going to be in the struggle with them.
Donating the bull hole through the cars.
Draft.
So how big?
How is it we can do good jobs?
Draft kings, but we can't do poly market in America.
I went to poly market and they said, uh-uh.
Well, they had so many people get busted with insider
information that they're like shutting it down under investigation for a little bit.
Like US betting and yeah, few too many people with a little bit too precise
information on when they laid their bets.
Same with the Israelis.
There were a bunch of Israeli soldiers that got busted
gaming poly market on when there were going to be airstrikes and stuff like that.
Yeah.
Thursday was a cow.
She didn't pay out.
I think it's my 54 million.
Mm-hmm.
So how customizable, I don't know what word to use is poly market.
Like let's say a hypothetical, my boy's going to get married,
but I think his wife's going to fuck some dude before the wedding.
Is there a place where we could create our own betting pools like that?
Yeah, you theoretically could.
That could be the next big thing, like you creating, you know,
is my buddy going to beat me at magic cards on fucking Friday,
but then you got a verification issue, right?
So yeah, yeah.
Because you could easily wriggle all that shit.
Like, oh, I'm going to bet $25 that Trevor is going to rip ass
at tomorrow's meeting in the morning.
Yeah, I'll wage her $50 on that.
Yeah.
All right.
Which has always been the issue with betting.
Mm-hmm.
That's it.
I mean, it's always been the issue.
So when they made it, you know, when they let the reins off of it
and just let everybody bet, it became a real issue then.
Oh, the Israeli government is getting sued.
You'll like this, Corey.
Remember last year, they got all the influencer campaigns
that were paying out like $7,000 a video.
Allegedly, they got a bunch of Israeli influencers nationwide,
or sorry, internationally.
They said, hey, we need you to go to the Hague
and organize a counter protest during the period of time
when, you know, they were determining whether or not
to issue warrants for the arrest of Netanyahu.
And Smotridge and people like that.
And so these influencers flew to the Hague,
stood out there like dummies for a little bit,
and the Israeli government refused to reimburse them.
And they didn't follow through on a ton of those $7,000 payments.
So now the Israeli government is getting sued for breach of contract.
These are an inherently criminal people to their fucking DNA,
which is absolutely not unique to them, motherfuckers.
I swear to God, Hitler was right.
Every fucking word out of his goddamn mouth.
Hitler, the problem with the fucking Holocaust story
is it should have been true, right?
It really should have been.
Unfortunately, it wasn't.
But every day it gets worse and worse.
Every day these fucking pieces of human trash show the world who they really are.
And then nothing gets done about it.
The world is going to crack over this one issue, just like it did in 1916, 1924, 1933, 1938,
1942 and 1945, right?
Like I can list off a hundred times the world freaked out over Jews and did fucking nothing.
Yeah, they're a minority though.
So I don't, I mean, yeah, I don't.
This is where the double triple whammy comes in because they're ultimately white
and white people are the global minority.
So here's my question is like, how have they derived so much power
when they could just be easily wiped out?
You know how they got magical powers, man?
I didn't told you, man.
The Babylon told me.
No, man.
They pretend they're white.
They blend in.
They got that magical shit, man.
They just blend in and people don't realize it till it's too late, man.
But these people walked around walls for a few days and then blew some trumpets
and they fell down, man.
You see what I'm saying?
That's the shit they were doing, man.
When the last time you did some shit like that.
Well, I mean, well, that wasn't that.
Iron Dome or Space Dome, whatever they got.
Shoot all the watches down.
Doesn't seem to be working all that well.
Well, I mean, well, you figured that they had been wiped out,
but somehow that thing keeps at least most of them out.
So they're not we're not getting any real information.
We don't know what the fuck's going on at all.
I don't.
It's hard to believe any of the shit that we're seeing because we just don't know.
I know Israel's getting fucked up and they'll go to great lengths to hide that.
And so is Tehran.
Tehran got fucked up overnight.
Yeah, it's a shame, but they've been fucked up before.
They'll be fucked up again.
They'll fucking they have to wear with all the survive.
Do we still need a link?
Yeah.
I thought Weezy said he had it.
Right.
No, Weezy's fucking around over there.
There's something.
Oh, shit, man.
Asshole or something.
What's that?
This link seems to be working.
Yeah, it's it's it's going OK right now.
It has its moments.
Let's not address it.
If we if we don't talk about it, maybe it'll cooperate.
Oh, OK, OK.
All right.
We got old was his old Bruno Ferrera.
And Mr. Rodriguez.
Oh, he ain't shit.
He only got one fucked up here.
Looks like Aaron Hernandez's cousin.
He does.
I wonder if he gangbangs on the weasel.
He really does look like it's like the national guard of gangbangers.
Oh, he got two chains on.
Oh, yeah.
That's what Aaron Hernandez was.
He was a weekend weekend warrior.
Two weekends a month.
I know what it is.
Mm hmm.
Four weeks here.
Right.
Gangbanging.
Right.
He's like, yeah, I play a little football with him.
You know, every other week I go and I shoot me the boat.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it's about those locals for life.
But they let me play football.
Never made any sense.
I'm like, man, you figure you want to stop doing that.
But I mean, hey, is there?
I don't know if y'all.
I don't know if y'all seen that last fight with Cody Garbrant,
but he needs to retire.
Yeah, he does.
He's he's pathetic now.
Like completely.
I guess it's bad.
I know we got I know we got getting in this.
He got really hard, but he won't, but he won't do any
shit beforehand.
Yeah.
Damn.
Cody used to throw hands, but then he got knocked down
a few times and he got a little skiddish.
Mm hmm.
You see, I guess y'all seen that there's a there's a whole lot
of tension between what's in this Zufa Boxing and the
fighters in the UFC.
Yeah.
It's because this was this cat supposedly getting 15
million for this fight.
It's something like that.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's in the Zufa Boxing.
But you know, I heard a couple of the big name fighters
is like, yeah, you know, you got your smaller your smaller
fighters who go through and they just take whatever cash
UFC gives them.
But if they hold out, you know, everybody get more money.
I'm like, nigga, they ain't got time to hold out.
Yep.
Like you got time.
He got no time.
It's like, hey, man, just hold out.
It's like, bro, I need the 30 K tomorrow.
I mean, I don't know what you're talking about.
I mean, just because you got me is in the bank.
But I mean, I need it.
Rent it.
Yeah.
Fight camp bills are due.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's kind of hard to tell somebody to do.
Yeah.
It's hard to tell somebody to hold out whenever you
have all the medical expenses that UFC makes me pay
for as a fighter.
All those bills are due.
Exactly.
So that kind of represents that thing back to
was it the way the WNBA's handling shit?
This one boy looks like a 10 U Vin Diesel.
Yeah.
No, he's in way better shape than Vin Diesel is right now.
You've seen Vin Diesel lately.
That nigga got a fucking damn 100 pounds of good.
He fat.
Is he still making them stupid movies?
They said something, but they're supposed to be making 10,
too.
What was it?
Fast and Furious 10.
What was that three years ago now for?
I was like, man, it's taking too long to make movies.
Right.
Niggas made Harry Potter in them eight years.
Okay, eight movies.
That's because they're busy working on the movie
right now that I ran war.
Oh, is that right?
No, okay.
Did you get so I saw this
post on X from the New York Post?
You know that female soldier that allegedly died?
If you look at the pictures that they posted on that article,
in one of them, she's got a gap on her teeth on the right side of her mouth.
And then side by side, they have another picture.
And on that one, it's on their left side of the mouth.
Why would they fuck with a picture like that?
Maybe they just wanted to highlight more of her.
If I don't fucking know, dude, it doesn't make any sense.
That's my point.
Like, why are they fucking with pictures?
It doesn't help, you know, the narrative
that a lot of this shit is fake and manufactured, man.
Well, I mean, maybe it's that whole, you know, camera flip shit.
Why would you do it, man?
It makes no sense.
Man, they're just doing it just to do shit, man.
At this point in time, they like, man, why not?
This and me just do it.
Right?
It's like their version of the Jim Carrey thing.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, they don't have the AC care.
I did see that.
I ran also went along with the COVID bullshit.
So that makes that raises the flags.
They've gone along with hella more, man.
Shit, they went along with the fucking digitalized ticket.
Yeah, they've issued, it hasn't gone well,
but they've issued and are trying to fully implement CBDC.
They're on board.
The whole bricks, like all that shit, dude,
all of their policy papers are all based off of the UN
Agenda 2030 and they're all underwritten by the IMF
and the Bank of International Settlements.
It's just, do you want your tyranny with corn and mashed potatoes?
Or would you like it with egg roll or maybe rice and beans?
How are you really, you know, what side dish best suits your tyranny?
Your flavor.
My French fry.
French fry, I gotta say.
A French fry, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not saying it's floppy juice.
All right.
So round one, I never heard of any of these cats.
Man, stop, man.
You hadn't heard of Rodriguez.
Robocop.
Man, stop, man.
Wheezy.
I see why you ain't showing your face tonight.
You own one, man.
Rodriguez has been up here so many times.
He's fucking ranked, man.
You ain't seen.
I think he's got the most knockouts in the middleweight division.
You might.
Who's Rodriguez?
The Timu Vin Diesel?
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, it's Robocop, man.
Copy that.
So it's Vin Diesel Black.
I heard he was, but I don't believe it.
He's Black, I know.
He is.
Yeah.
Which is, which he came.
He looks like he's an Italian.
He's trying to say he's Italian.
He don't look Italian.
He looks Black.
That's what makes him lose.
Sicilians are darker skin because they women got raped by Africans.
I mean, you don't think any of that could have been consensual?
No, man, it wasn't rated.
Okay, I'm just wondering, bro.
It was an invasive.
Damn, Robocop.
He fucking leveled him.
Damn.
First round knockout.
Yeah, dude.
Timu Vin Diesel with the win.
Damn, dude.
That was quick as fuck.
Oh, man.
He's still putting no respect on him.
Yeah, this one.
He's talking about you ain't heard of Robocop.
He just laid folk out.
Come on, man.
Don't be racist.
We see like as a Mexican,
I refuse to acknowledge Brazilians.
So.
Oh, Bruno over there, boy.
He's down.
Oh, he's loaded on that bitch.
He's down bad, ain't he?
Yeah, that was just a little bit of a loop.
A looping right hand.
Yeah.
Man, that jar, man.
You get hit in the jar just right and you out.
Oh, he was gone, man.
Right there.
He looked like that.
He looked like he saw God when he hit the ground.
When he hit it so hard,
it fucking popped out more cauliflower in his opposite ear.
Run that, if you can.
Watch this, man.
Watch his ear.
He gains fucking cauliflower in that right ear.
And if you look closely,
you can actually see his butthole prolapse.
He got hit flush.
That was a whoo.
Yeah, you couldn't.
You couldn't ask for it better.
I tell you what, brother,
next time you know, block the punch with your face.
Hey, look, I get the man did the best he could.
Heck, yeah.
Look, you're going up against the fucking psycho, dude.
You fucking 63, 185, 186.
Fucking got like 140 inch reach.
Fuck, that shit.
Oh, it was right where he was telling them,
don't stop believing.
He hit it off some damn journey.
Yep.
This is just because I like it.
No, we saw it though.
Yeah.
Oh, man, you know we're struggling.
We got Drew Dober on the main board.
Drew Dober?
Yeah, it's like you get a decent fight, maybe two.
Like there's a cut.
There'll be a couple of good fights tonight.
But April 11th.
April 11th looks like a hell of a card.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, we still got we still got some bangers.
We got Rob Fountain, Rob Rojas.
You know, we got a ball Harrow and Derrida.
So I mean, that's just some stuff there.
But I mean, I know Michael Johnson has been
winning right here recently.
But the niggas records 25 and 19.
I mean, let's.
I mean, when you got 19 losses, though, I mean,
Dober versus 28 and 15.
Yeah.
April 11th.
The co-main is Jiri and Carlos Ulberg and then Joshua Vann
and Tatsuro Taira in the Flyweight Championship.
Yeah.
Because then for every vacated title, didn't he?
He's like, yeah, I'm done with this vision, too.
I mean, Darius is fighting.
Manny Torres and Johnny Walker.
Gemrott and Robovix.
Curtis Blades.
The fucking random heavy.
I keep telling you guys, the heavyweight division.
Shit.
Okay, it looks like he's knocked some folks out.
Oh, this guy's from the contender series.
Kevin Holland's fighting Randy Brown, Patrizio Pibble,
Aaron Pico.
It's going to be a fun.
I apologize.
Lighten, Morsy Konova.
Okay.
So they got they got a, okay.
Gemrott down there in about damn.
Yeah.
I just say it's going to be a fucking.
It's a it's a full fucking card.
And they could have sprinkled some of these somewhere else.
Yeah.
They're like, no, no, no way.
You have no idea how shitty we planned the summer series.
So for this one.
Oh yeah.
Oh my God.
Cause next week.
Next week is hot garbage.
Oh, I don't even know what I'm looking at.
Yeah.
The week after that ain't much either.
Uh-oh.
It will all.
Okay.
LaRone Murphy.
What a hell didn't they give LaRone Murphy a title shot in 1970 and I don't think they like him.
Yeah, they don't.
And he's not like a huge high energy guy.
He's not a controversial figure.
He doesn't have like video game cover.
Charisma.
He just goes in does his job and fucking, you know, racks up wins.
He's not like a real flamboyant dude.
Yeah, cause he's the one that knocked out Pika.
Pika's first fight.
Kikuna Gayo.
That's the one.
Man, Chet Liddell don't know where he's at.
He does, indeed.
Put your hands up, Chug.
All right, champ.
Way to go.
Take a picture.
What was I saying the other week that, uh,
Andrea Orlowski won the bare knuckle boxing
shit against Big Ben Rothwell.
I'm like, what's this?
Yeah.
Dude, we're at war in the Middle East.
Britney Spears just got busted for a DUI fucking scream is coming out.
Like we're right back in it, buddy.
We're right back in it.
Man, we're going to have 2008 gas prices right here shortly.
Yeah, we are.
He'll be like, damn, what is that?
NASA bumps the date to land on the moon once again.
Right.
Bro, bro, I don't know why they should bother with this.
They ain't going to no moon.
I know the dude.
No.
Elon Musk said that he's going to colonize the million first.
Okay.
They were supposed to land like 15 years ago.
The split second you get out of low earth orbit,
you are going to get fucking microwaved in your stupid little tin can.
It's not true.
That's my final determination.
I don't mind that shit.
We got that shit around the earth,
magnetosphere and all that for a fucking reason.
You go out of that and you get popcorned.
Boom.
I get so mad over the moon landing shit, dude,
because these motherfuckers, dude,
it is the epitome of lying.
It's just getting worse.
Dude, my anger is exponential.
It is.
It is so ridiculous.
And they were going to do, I even grok it.
Dude, grok is a Jewish fucking propaganda machine.
All the AI is Jewish propaganda.
Period.
They might not be talking about Jews,
but you have to do how to interpret it, right?
And then it's always Jews.
And so they were defending,
grok was defending the fact that they didn't need
to get a fucking multiple tanks of gas to get to the moon.
They were going to leave at such a trajectory
where they could just fling there and then come back.
Unfucking believable, man.
I swear to God.
What do you want to say?
It would be like 20 fucking rockets full of gas
just to get you out of Earth orbit or some shit like that.
Yeah.
Well, if they had the F1 engine plans that supposedly got us there in 69,
they could probably replicate it.
But unfortunately, those plans were destroyed.
That whole thing is, I just want to shoot myself.
It's a practice shit, bro.
Beat me up, Scotty.
There's no intelligent life down here.
You got to admit, though, the propaganda for it was pretty good
because a lot of people still believe in that shit.
Bro, I grew up when I was a child,
like a baby all the way till I was probably nine.
Yeah, nine when I moved.
My parents had that poster on my wall.
Like I went to bed looking at that shit every night.
I thought a shit was real.
Yeah, I believe it for the longest time.
It's because it is, man.
Oh, shit.
I told you, man, my bud.
The only thing the only thing ever is that white people are from the Middle East.
They used the last piece of magic from one of the Nephilim that they captured
and they imbued it in that gold tin foil.
It was on the side of that spacecraft, man.
This shit is easy when you think about it, man.
They're confused.
I don't know if you're using it.
Yeah, this shit's easy when you think about it, man.
They're searching for another one
because they're trying to do the same shit.
Why you think they're trying to find another Nephilim, trying to dig it up?
Man, they're trying to use that last little bit of magic.
Hoping it's got two wishes in it.
These motherfuckers really believe this shit, dude.
I swear to God.
And it's like Rubio got on fucking TV and was like,
they're run by a bunch of insane religious clerics and then they fucking have Trump
getting like all molested at the fucking Oval Office,
doing like the Quaker Shake thing and all that stuff.
Like fuck these people to death.
Execution is too good for them.
They should be like, I would propose, I'd start off with something easy.
Like I would funnel honey and then red ants into their assholes, all of them.
And then they could just hang there for a couple hours while I think of what's next.
It would have to do with something like running fingers through a meat grinder.
Or what about feeling their eyelids open,
feeling their eyes open, you know, forced, open and then start.
No, no, no.
Yeah, you could do that and then juice inside of them.
Oh, that's tough.
You know, man, that's tough.
No, dude, they could be no jizz.
It's going to be like some fucking bleach or something.
That's close enough.
I mean, it has a smell like bleach a little bit.
Then we have to be kept alive long enough to be put through reeducation camp.
So just do that stuff, the ants in the asshole to cut the eyelids off
and whatever else we said.
And then they got to go through like a couple of weeks of reeducation camp.
Who's in charge of reeducation camp?
It's going to be Corey.
Yeah.
Look, Corey, I didn't know if you were farming that out or anything like that.
No, he's going to be the headmaster.
You're going to be tired.
Then I'd use their Stargate to go back to Nazi Germany
and I would recruit all the Nazis and bring them back
and then they could do the reeducation camp.
Yeah, you wouldn't just go back to the moment when
See, she looks good till she punched in the face.
Oh, sorry.
The moment that Meyer Rothschild was born and just, you know,
I don't man.
See, that's the thing.
Pegging that moment would be real hard.
You'd have to like hang out for a bit.
Maybe if you convince the King to become like a Buddhist,
that would have been better.
Hey, I hear these Asians are doing wonders and sitting still and shutting the fuck up.
You should check it out.
You should take a look at it.
Hey, man, but then there's that like I just saw the fucking Japanese myth or the legend
of these like demons.
The Dengu and I seen pictures of it and it's the dude with the
they were fucking Jews and fucking Japan.
They came over like the 700s and the fucking Japanese depicted them all as demons.
And the Japanese kicked them out.
Actually, they weren't demons.
They were malevolent spirits that would steal children and put them into slavery
and they would fucking steal from you.
Yeah, the depictions are hilarious, man.
They got the little black cube hat, big ass schnoz.
What the fuck?
Man, she recovered from that really well.
She looked like a fucking alien right there.
Two women beat the hell out of each other.
She looked like a Klingon.
Damn.
She looked like an avatar.
Those fucking blue people.
Dude, she had to go stick her whole face in ice.
I mean.
See, some of these UFC chicks look okay for like a split second.
And then they just go back to looking like a kind of negrity.
No, nothing wrong with her.
She get, she get hit.
She kind of looked like she was playing guitar in Bon Jovi.
She could have been the lead singer of Journey.
She said she could.
Oh, oh, she just got inducted in the hall of fame.
Oh, the fight got inducted in the hall of fame.
Okay.
Boy, I mean, they had, they had the grasses and straws to put some shit in there after
Barrique is not my man out quick.
They were like, man, throw that women's fight up there.
Boy, I'll tell you what.
What you gonna tell me?
What?
You said I tell you what?
Never mind.
Wait, what are you saying?
That's just the same though.
Come on, man.
I'll tell you what.
Boy, I'll tell you what.
Boom, Howard.
Boy, it's a struggle stream in it.
Drew Ted, he's about 30 minutes out.
He was in an event.
He'll, he's on, he just texted me.
He's on his way back to his house.
I'll tell you what we're going to do.
We got to do fucking bad lieutenant.
Yeah, we do.
God, that's a fucking wild movie.
Manly Tina Harvey Kytel at his finest.
Okay, 1990.
That's probably the most hardcore movie I ever made.
Definitely one of them.
Man, did he made that?
Did he make the movie at the same time he made reservoir dogs?
He might look the damn same.
Oh, no, he's like, he's the other Charles Bronson.
He looked, you know, the same age as my life.
No, reservoir dogs is made in 1992 as well.
It was made in 1990.
So, okay, he shot.
That's crazy.
He shot bad lieutenant went from bad lieutenant to reservoir dogs.
Bad lieutenant released like three months ahead of reservoir dogs.
I never would have guessed that.
I would have sworn it would be like a 10-year difference
between them two movies.
No, because they showed him a pair.
I was like, damn, he looks the exact same as he did in reservoir dogs.
No, he basically.
It's real, it's that different.
I've heard him talk about it.
He had like a couple of weeks of downtime
between shoots for both movies.
What did he think about lieutenant?
I never really looked into like his, what he felt about it.
He thought it was, I mean, he was like,
he thought it was basically like a Sam Peckinpaw movie.
The 19 cell, almost like a new version on the spaghetti Western.
Okay.
And he thought it was hella cool.
But he was also, he kind of had like a fuck the cops attitude in general.
So, yeah, he enjoyed highlighting just how depraved the boys in blue could be.
Was this fucking a commercial for angry Latina who kills people in her panties?
That's kind of cool.
It's kind of going back to where it's in the right direction.
It is in the right direction.
Cheeks being in the draws.
We need more chicks than they draws.
And if they're going to be empowered,
they got to have some titties hanging out.
Because you got to think all the empowered bitches in the 70s had titties out.
They did so.
They did.
And they kind of still do, they do now.
Right.
And yeah, you just have to pay for it.
I mean nipples out and stuff.
Yeah, but they don't.
But of course, we talked about this.
Gen Z and Gen, well, yeah, mainly Gen Z.
They don't want to see titties and maybe some more.
That's because they need to go to re-education camp.
Ones that are all on only fans,
but they don't want us need exploitation in films.
Yeah.
That's the generation where all the teachers are getting busted with fucking only fans.
But hey, as long as it's not in the movie.
Exactly.
They said it didn't serve any purpose.
What would they talk about?
What was the movie?
Yeah, the one where they were making the nuclear bomb.
Oppenheimer.
Yeah, when there's some titties in there,
I hadn't seen it, but some folks would talk about.
There's almost always, I haven't seen the movie,
but there's almost always titties in a 1940s movie.
Yeah, but folks were like,
oh man, that really took away from the movie.
They didn't have to have the sex scene.
I'm like, what do you mean, man?
You always throw that in there.
That just it gives hope to all the fucking programmer dorks.
They're like, if the guy's the nerd who invented the bomb can get some pussy.
Surely I can.
I don't admit.
Look, as a man, you can look around and see other men
and you can come to the realization
that they ain't never going to see any pussy.
Not without pussy and money first.
That's what I'm saying.
It's just, I mean, I need cash first.
But like something organic where it's like,
yeah, I just want to come bang you.
It's like, nah, it ain't going to work out for you, bro.
I seen one of the guys who was working at Bojangles today.
Man had his damn orange vest on,
sweeping the ground outside.
Oh, man, I got to say, though,
some other fuckers will surprise you
because you can write someone off like that
and then you bump into them and they married with two kids.
And I've seen that a couple of times now.
You see me closing my face.
I'm closing my face.
You think you got pussy?
You ain't got you ain't got no discernment, man.
I'm talking about the ones that are damn bad.
I ain't talking about middlemen.
There's always somebody down better than they are
who they step up.
I'm telling you, it's a weird ladder out there.
I've seen a few and I'm like, bro,
it just ain't going to work out for you in this life.
Okay. I mean, if you believe in Buddhism,
you get reincarnated and be six foot three child.
What do you think was,
Drew Dober is about to get dog walked?
I don't know.
He's tough. Michael Johnson is a little bit of a streak.
He is. He's been hot lately.
Let me see. Let me see something here.
Let me see.
He's got at least his last three if not his last four.
Yeah. Yeah.
His last one was against old Zell Hooper.
And he went to the season against him.
And damn, Bobby Green just knocked Zell Hooper out.
Yeah. Bobby Green is kind of crazy, though.
He probably called Zell Hooper right before.
It was like, I'm getting your fucking face in front of your wife.
I thought I thought I would say Michael Johnson was on a streak.
And then I seen who we fought.
Zell Hooper, Azatar, Flowers, he fought.
Nobody's in there.
Okay. Well, at least it might be fun then.
Yeah. Let me see.
Let me see what let's see what Dober got going on.
Let's see.
Woo. Dober has lost three of his last four
with two of them being knocked out.
Yeah. I was going to say, I thought he got rocked.
Yeah. It hadn't been.
It hadn't went well for him recently.
In his last five, he's two and three.
Now, it's two wins or knockouts.
So, I mean, we know he's going to bang.
So, hey, at least, at least they're going to throw hands.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Dober is at least entertaining.
That's why they keep him in the UFC.
He ain't got a win.
I mean, 25 and 50 or 28 and 15, that's not, you know.
All right.
That's great.
It's not a Palms record, but it's a good gatekeeper record.
Michael Johnson's record is terrible.
25 and 19.
Yeah.
And by the time I done lost 19 fights,
I'm going to stop fucking fighting.
And the thing is, he's won three in a row.
So, at one point, he was 22 and 19.
Yeah.
Is this going to be a banger or what?
I got a fucking corned beef up in the slow cooker.
I got to go handle.
It's going to be a gate or should I wait?
Oh, they're going to throw hands.
Yeah, they are.
Yeah, they were both of them retarded.
Especially Dober.
Dober about got down syndrome.
Dober looks like he's had some type of damn surgery done on his face.
He's got the distinguished cheekbones.
Damn, Kerry Hatlin.
Where did he find him at?
Damn, boy, the cameraman didn't want to come off them titties, did he?
He's like, man, I'm going to hang out right here.
I swear, at one time, Michael Johnson was fighting in, like, Weltsway or something.
And he was fighting like, like, here we go, here we go.
Thank you.
The cameraman went south part.
Yep.
And they don't...
30-something million-dollar contract for five seasons.
Yeah, huge straight left from Anthony Johnson or Michael Johnson, sorry.
Anthony Johnson was a fighter at one time.
Yeah.
I think he's dead, isn't he?
I think he might be.
Yeah, I think Anthony Johnson died, yeah.
For what?
I remember him.
Reezy's only spoken twice in the last half an hour in both times.
It's been about his herpes.
He said it was sciatica, but he's just itching.
Yeah, Anthony Johnson died in November 13th of 2022.
From the... oh, from the COVID.
Yeah, they're banging in there.
Yeah, they're going through.
And Dover, you got to put him down because, I mean...
He's one of those dudes.
If you don't knock him out, he's knocking you out.
Yeah, because he's going to keep coming.
I don't matter if anything.
Or you could just bend over.
You're in top form, Reezy.
You're in top form.
What kind of shit you own tonight, man?
He's laid up.
Long and smooth.
Okay.
Not doing well.
His sciatic is bugging him, cubed.
Oh, okay, okay.
I'm laying in my bed, man.
I can't be sitting down with my back hurting.
He's got a tall can of beer under his nuts.
Trying to hope a cold taint will help chill out the pain in his sciatica.
Okay.
No, I said Anthony Johnson died of cancer.
Yeah, that's like, yeah, you got COVID-vax.
It's an awesome day in Disney.
If you died between 2020 and 2025, you died of COVID fucking vaccine.
Even if you didn't get it, you got it from that girl.
You fucked shit on you.
Shedding.
She's shetted on you, which is more dangerous than her shitting on you,
but at least a little bit more hygienic.
Yeah, this is true.
That's a bad would you rather right there.
So you think it's been long enough since the COVID-vax,
people who got it years ago that we can rob dog them and it ain't dangerous no more or what?
Or we just fucked forever.
I mean, I general rule is rap before you slap, but that's now I'm over that shit.
That was some high school propaganda they gave us there.
You know, I have never been one to follow the rules.
So I'll tell you, I've laid it on the line enough times
to where I should have got something I never did.
So I think it's all propaganda bullshit.
I told the boys at work.
I was like, look, man, I'm not interested in condoms.
I'm not interested in pulling out.
Oh, to pull out is like a must.
You have to pull out.
Unless you get everybody pregnant.
Fuck that, dude.
No way.
No, no fucking.
You always got to pull out, bro.
That's why people don't want to pee.
Oh, that's good for you, man.
But I don't want to be with one woman forever.
I can't, I don't think I can handle that.
Man, you told me you told me I was going to be with one woman
and that's it for the rest of my life, dude.
That's rough, man.
I might have to become an alcoholic or something.
No, man, it's all of you.
Decent round, lots of action.
What do you guys think?
Who would you give it to?
I think I'm going to go check out my fucking corn beef
is what I'm going to do.
Do that.
Well, I don't know that.
Your foal is going to look like corn beef if you don't behave.
It was kind of, it was kind of even.
I don't know if I draw.
Right.
You got nine of them?
Yeah.
Yeah, ain't nobody get seriously hurt.
Both of them landed.
They won't take me, I'm saying.
Which I don't, I don't expect to see a takedown.
No, no, no.
If anybody hits the mat, it's not going to be because of wrestling.
I'll be right back.
Weezy, pretend to talk.
Okay.
Hola, ¿Cómo estás?
¿Qué? ¿Estás bien?
He's, he's sitting, you're going to go straight Spanish on me.
Come on.
Hola, ¿Qué? ¿Qué chingado? ¿Qué dicen, please?
I was just asking you how the weather was like in your neck of the woods.
It was 80 degrees.
When I tell the bitch, please.
Yeah.
Oh, there's, there's corn, beef, butthole, hues.
I had to give it another hour.
It was like fork falling apart, but I'm going to let it be even more fork falling apart.
It's been on there since 10 o'clock this morning.
It's been on there for 10 hours already.
There you go.
The corn, beef.
I got an uncertainty.
It's a.
Where did that originate from?
I don't know.
All right.
Close enough to the homeland, sort of.
So my dad, all, all growing up, my dad always told us we were Irish and then he found out that
we were Scottish, more, more Scottish than Irish.
So I don't give a goddamn fuck either way.
But yeah, that's where it's from, corn, beef.
But I don't do the cabbage thing, man.
I should.
I'm like that with the cabbage.
Cabbage, cabbages.
Thank you Korea, but.
Yeah.
It's got to, it's got to, it's got to the Veritas road.
They raided the stream.
Appreciate y'all.
Yeah, yeah.
Why?
They raided it.
Very tough.
They raided.
Dober coming out swinging.
It's a little counter.
Yeah.
Now they're dancing.
Yeah.
Oh lord.
Michael Johnson knocked the fuck out.
Damn.
And just like that.
That's two, two knockouts in a row.
One coming in the first round, one coming in the first second to the second round.
Michael Johnson did not see that ass whooping coming, man.
Yeah, don't know.
He don't even know where he's at.
Always like when the fighters are like, man, why'd you stop it?
And they can't even stand.
And then someone by the name of whoop, my baby mama whole ass says, hey.
Man, he knocked the purity damn sweat off that nigga.
He was already out, dude, right there.
Look at that.
Yeah.
But when he got hit, sweat, spit, and everything came out, though.
Dude, he was out immediately.
That last shot was unnecessary.
The shot.
Yeah.
Dober took when he was on the ground, but you know, it's what you get when you're in the UOC.
You get another one of those until the rep pulls you off of them.
Oh, hell yeah.
We're finishing the fight.
Right.
He didn't even feel that one.
He was already out.
He didn't even feel that last shot.
His nose just broke into 834 pieces and he has no idea.
He doesn't even know he's supposed to be bleeding yet.
That's how fucking knocked out he is.
Michael Johnson now has 20 losses.
It's like, bro, isn't it time to let it go, man?
You can see the little fucking song of the south bluebird circling his head right now.
He's fucking gone.
Here's the whole thing, man.
I don't know if I want to hug you after you've knocked me out.
That's how I want to be.
I don't want to hug.
Look, mom, baby mama, whole asses.
They always like and followed us and welcome faggots.
Thanks.
We're welcome.
That's what he said.
He said, we're welcome.
All right, copy that.
Hey, we got to hit us with the faggots.
I mean, is that what he's doing?
What's about the slur?
I guess that's his way of letting us know that he's watched the show before.
I went and saw Big J. O'Kersen do some stand-up comedy last night.
Oh, really?
Really?
Cobbs in San Francisco.
Right down the road on the other side of the bridge.
Is there still a lot of entertainment going on there?
Yeah.
A lot of concert stuff still.
Even this should help people still go in there.
Yeah, it's a yeah.
Yeah, it's kind of surprising.
I mean, I just saw the lineup for outside lands.
They've got fucking 100-some bands coming through.
There's always something going on.
There's huge music venues.
Not necessarily in San Francisco, but right around it.
They're still always packed.
It was great because we're north of the city.
No fucking traffic going in whatsoever.
We left at like 8.30 or something like that.
Fucking on the way to the venue, like a block and a half from it,
there was a parking spot.
Free parking whipped in, parked right on the street.
Never got fucked with.
Nothing in the car.
It's not like they're going to visibly see anything to steal.
But the two-minute walk to the venue.
Yeah, so what we do is chill.
I thought, yeah, it was rad.
They gave us comp tickets to Annie Letterman's show
in a couple of weeks.
And I have no desire to do that except for its free comedy.
And it might be fun to go, oh, that's the 85th joke about her vagina in 15 minutes.
Okay, there was a 50-year-old twink that was the middle act last night.
I've never seen like an adult twink before.
I didn't know they existed as grown-ups.
I thought they were all like, you know, 20 to 25-year-old fucking.
I thought that was a kid thing.
He was an adult.
His entire act and his whole personality and everything about him was that he was a gay man,
which is the most obvious thing about him.
And it just, it was like, okay, dude, do you have any jokes?
Like, we get to your gay.
That's obvious.
Do you have anything funny to say?
And Big J, when he came out, you know, he walks out and he sits down, he grabs the mic,
and he's like, so gay joke, gay joke, gay joke, gay joke.
Yeah, so we went to comedy here once.
There's a really cool comedy club here.
And there was a Trini comic, and all they did was tell Trini jokes, which was like,
fuck, ridiculous.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I mean, that's what they got.
I mean, that's the shtick.
You got to have a shtick, right?
That's what it is.
Oh shit, skimmins here.
Yeah, it was rad.
I got to meet him at the show last night.
He came up from Santa Cruz.
That was cool as shit.
Yeah, thank you for fucking hanging out.
That was rad.
Um, yeah.
Like the opener, you could tell he's like pretty new at comedy and shit like that.
And he actually had some jokes and they had a premise and there was a setup, you know,
and all that stuff had a punchline.
The middler was just like, we get it.
You're, you're a queer, you know.
Uh, well, stand stand up comedy is different than just being funny in real life.
So it's so that some people are like, you just hang around them and you're like,
you're laughing all the time, but they can never be a stand-up comedian because
it's just it's a whole different round that you've got to be in.
Yeah, like you said, set up delivery.
And at the end of the show, you have to almost you have to wrap back around to
pretty much what you said at the beginning of the show.
That's usually the way it works.
That's usually how you walk off the set.
So you have to, you actually have to sit down and like playing out your whole
hour long or however long you're going to be up there.
You're your comedy skit.
It's not, it's never really off the rip unless you just going off and
reacting off people in the, uh, in the audience.
There's some comedians that do that and that are good with that kind of
people who are able to go up there and keep people laughing for an hour straight.
Yeah.
With different stuff, you know, it's, it's harder than, it's harder than you think.
Steve, have you seen Sam do stand-up live?
Yeah.
I saw that motherfucker do the same set three, three times in three different places.
And it was different every time because he molded it to the audience and it was
fucking great really.
Sam is fucking good at what he does.
Yeah.
Tell that to Weezy a few times.
He's bitter.
You guys are shit.
Sam is not a comedian.
He's a podcaster and that's it.
Hey, y'all see this?
He's better at comedy than podcasting.
He is way better at comedy.
Damn.
Yeah.
So here's the other thing too.
Here's the other thing.
This is how you know Weezy doesn't know shit about comedy.
All right.
What, what you see from any comedian on the internet is almost always
crowd work or something that's burnable material because they don't do
like they want you to come to the show.
So what you see on the internet isn't what happens at all at the show.
They're just hoping it's enough to get you in the door because they don't want to burn
your actual what happens in the room material.
Right.
Find me a good Sam Tripoli clip.
One that'll crack me up.
Hurry up.
No, no.
It's different on video.
This is the biggest crock of shit on the planet already hates the fucking dude.
He's in pain.
He's laid up in bed.
He's got to stare at fucking Joe Rogan and Dana White's bald fucking heads right now.
No matter what you show him, he's going to be like, it displeases me.
It doesn't fucking matter, dude.
No, man, I'm ready to laugh, dude.
Find me a funny clip.
I don't know why that's a challenge for y'all.
You guys say he's so funny.
You say he's so hilarious, but we can't find a clip.
Tina right now.
This is the exact same energy as arguing with the lifting.
Let's get fucked, dude.
Seriously.
It's going to whack.
Sam fucked me over.
He's a total dick, but I can't deny his comedy's funny.
So, see, I don't think all that.
I think he's a good podcaster.
I just think his comedy is shit.
Just like Joe Rogan's comedy is shit.
No different.
No Rogan's comedy is shit.
There you go.
But they do totally different things on stage.
They're both shit.
Have you seen a live Sam Tripoli show?
No, I'm not gonna.
I got better things to buy with my money, man.
Because you pushed out and wouldn't come to my event in fucking Nashville.
That's why you wouldn't have even had to fucking buy a ticket.
You fucking clown.
Hey, you would have been on the panel.
You would have been in between Sam and fucking me and Seven and Metzger.
It's a fucking yelling at Sam and you fucking you're like, no.
Steve, you're still going to Reno, right?
Yeah, eventually.
Thank you.
Eventually.
Yeah, I said we want to Reno videos, man.
I think I'm going to try to get to Vegas.
I'm still trying to get to Vegas.
Yeah.
There's a little more to do.
Oh, sure.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
No, Vegas is fucking almost an LA suburb at this point.
Hmm.
What about that White House card?
Oh, yeah, what's happening with that?
They just showed the fight.
John Jones vs. Pereira.
No, it's not that.
It's it's here.
Nick, they just had the fights on the screen.
That wasn't the White House fight.
So was it?
Yes.
Oh, shit.
June 14th.
Yeah, to poor air versus gay cheese, the headline.
Oh, that's going to be UFC shit.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Sierra of the White House.
Yeah, Sierra of the White House vs.
Alex Pereira for the interim heavyweight championship.
They might as well just say for the actual
championship because right.
Aspenoff's not going to fight again.
He's blind forever, right?
And he's blind forever.
He's done.
I mean, that's what I keep hearing.
He sees black spots.
He, you know,
folks got a wheelchair everywhere.
He's about damn near Ray Charles from what he's saying.
Right.
Sean O'Malley's a heebie, Mauricio Rufi vs. Chandler,
Bo-nickel, Kyle Docus, Diego Lopez, and Steve Garcia.
That's solid.
That's a solid card.
That's solid.
I'm glad they're not trying to do anything retarded,
like bring John Jones out, you know?
Oh, yeah, that's pointless.
Yeah, it's pointless.
Matter of fact, like,
and pound for pound, I put him, him and Anderson Silva,
probably one and two UFC all time.
But at this point in time, I mean, John Jones is just too
inconsistent.
It's just like, man, don't come back.
I mean, as you can see it.
Dude, you're what, 40 with a bunch of charges and a
co-cabbit.
Yeah.
You know, like, maybe sit it out.
You fight once every two years.
I mean, it's like pointless.
All right, because you can't, I mean.
No, he'll be fighting Logan Paul next year.
I fucking hate that, dude.
Jake Paul, whatever.
Oh, no.
I hate both of them.
Jake fucking Logan Paul is such a scammer.
What is it?
Logan Paul, he up there like,
he was talking.
What was he talking about?
He's like, oh, yeah, I don't have investments.
I just spend money because I just spend money.
I'm just like,
why are you even up here, man?
It's just like, it should have done.
Like Nick is like you have hit the jackpot.
He's a scammer.
He learned how to scam everything he does is a scam.
He started how many companies got sued for being scams.
His fucking Pokemon card shit is a scam.
Bro, that guy needs to be put under the jail.
So you say, well, Jake Paul is a pro scammer, too.
Somehow he got people to pay him millions of dollars
for fake boxing.
I don't get it.
They're fucking Jews.
What do you expect?
Like, I do not understand the boxing thing.
It's like, is Mayweather fighting three times this year?
That's what I heard.
Three times?
I did.
I did hear two got inked by, I haven't heard about the third.
Supposed to third, he's fighting Pacquiao again.
Supposedly.
Allegedly.
I'm like, yeah, but randomly on my Instagram,
the Anthony Ruiz, Anthony Joshua fight came up.
I don't know if you remember that,
but Joshua put Ruiz on his ass.
He was looking confused and managed to hop back up
in about seven and a half minutes later,
delivered Anthony Joshua's first loss.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Proof said Conor McGregor should have been on the main card.
They can't bring Conor McGregor back.
What fucking weight class is he going to fight at?
Heavyweight.
Right.
They have to make it his opponent have a mandatory broken leg, too.
Conor McGregor is not a fighter anymore.
Oh, he's a shit talker, a wannabe politician, a fucking bad gangster.
Rapist.
Fucking serial rapist, and he makes shitty whiskey.
Now, I mean, the charges were dropped on that.
I mean, I don't know what else to say, man, I'm out.
Let's hear your Conor with your Conor imitation, Steve.
I bet Steve can do it.
I'm sitting to bunch of me boys, over your hoes,
if you're going to testify against me.
Oh, thank you so much.
Touch your body, tend to fucking groan.
Troy Parper 12.
Is Conor McGregor going to be in a roadhouse, too?
Oh, god.
Is he?
They're bringing him back.
I mean, he is a Disney property.
They probably are.
So, I mean, yeah, but bringing Conor McGregor,
like it can't be a side show at the White House.
I mean, it's already never been a side show there, so it can't be one up
by just bringing back nostalgia fighters who can't fight anymore.
Which is, I'm sure, what the White House wanted to do originally.
Oh, yeah.
They knew that about that.
And with Conor McGregor get eyeballs, of course he would.
He'll show up in the stands, or he'll be one of the first guests
at the Trump International Ballroom and Casino.
Yeah, there we go.
That'll work.
They'll find something for him to do.
They'll, you know, let him fucking river dance in the ballroom or something.
You see, I'm fine with that.
Just don't let him in the hot digon.
Oh, he's tough.
He's tough.
Oh, let's see.
Yeah, he's 13th.
Let me see his last few fights.
I think he got beat in his last fight.
Okay, yeah.
He lost to Martinez.
Well, he's fought some heavy hitters for Gerardo Sanhagen.
Here's what I do know about Rob Fonda.
Nigga got no KO power.
This is it, man.
I mean, he just...
I'm watching, bro.
You're not this guy.
Damn, I didn't know he was 38.
Oh, you got a Mewkory.
That was the air coming through his...
Weezy, that would be easy to do that.
Oh, my God.
What's up?
Mewkory, so it stops echoing.
All right.
Here we go.
Thank you.
Sweet blonde hair, blue eyed, perfect baby Jesus.
Holy fuck.
Dude, Raul is like half the age
of the dude he's going to fight.
That's fucking wild, man.
Raul Roses Jr. ready to get in there.
Yeah, Nigga ain't got a speck of hair on his face.
I mean, he had to shave or nothing.
He looks like the Mexican version of the mask.
He looks like the Mexican version of an Easter Island head.
Yeah, that too.
He's got a fucking got that Inko face on.
Fucking flat.
Boy, he's ready to throw down.
He's been hitting the face a lot.
His dad beat the shit out of him.
He's the Mexican's Sean Strickland.
I don't know.
I'm going to fucking...
Is that Raul?
I'm going to get over here, Raul.
What'd you think of that Strickland fight, Weezy?
I didn't see it.
I was surprised.
You were surprised?
I don't know.
I kind of thought it was going to go like that,
but Strickland looked like fucking in...
Phenomenon.
Phenomenon form.
Yeah.
Relaxed, just fucking working that jab, waiting, patience.
Who did he fight?
Fuck.
Fluffy, Fluffy Hernandez.
Fluffy, that's right.
Dude, and he fucking dropped him.
I was shocked.
I really was because Fluffy had been running through people.
Oh my God, they were wet cardboard, dude.
Yeah.
He'd been embarrassing people.
Yeah.
No, he was the one trainee in the WNBA, dude.
He was fucking rowdy motherfuckers.
But Strickland, he was on his game.
That's the best I've seen Strickland.
That's better than when he fought Israel out of Sonia.
He was having fun.
He's sitting there yelling out of, I like you.
Oh, Sean.
Yeah, that was an entertaining fight.
The whole card was pretty good, but that was that.
Phenomenal performance from Strickland.
And people are ready to ride them off, too.
I understand it with as good as Fluffy was looking coming into that.
I do, I get it.
Yeah.
I just thought Fluffy was just going to turn that damn gas tank up.
Yeah, a lot of people.
That's what he's been doing to people.
People just been weathering.
Yeah, no, Strickland just kept fucking circling.
Controlling the fucking pace.
Yeah, pick a shot.
Not not complicated.
Not even really pretty.
No, you know, with it more than enough to get it done.
His jab didn't miss that.
Like it did not miss.
Like at all.
Like they won't know whiffs or anything.
He hit every time.
Yeah.
And that's like getting smacked with fucking the center block on a chain.
Fuck that, too.
Tell people frequently, man, I'm fucking 48 and 47.
I got a bad leg.
I'll just shoot you.
I'm not trying to fight anybody.
So, man, I'm not fighting you.
I'm just letting you know.
Uh-huh.
Fought is making roll back up, man.
Well, Fonza tough, dude.
Yeah, there's no doubt about that.
Like he doesn't get knocked out.
He doesn't usually knock anybody out.
Oh, what kind of Fonza is he?
Like Helvet Rob?
Rob Fon.
He's Rob, man.
Lavagrande.
What the hell kind of shit is this?
That's the Comic Sans version of Rob.
Do we got bold or italics?
All right.
Back down.
He's not really able to do much with it, but.
Yeah, but this is what Rob likes to do.
He's a grappler.
Yeah, he's a grappler.
Yeah.
Let's look.
Oh, yeah.
Raul with that third day energy.
Oh, what are you doing?
All right.
Speaking of the power gaze, we welcome to the stream, Mr.
Drew.
Say it.
What's going on?
What's going on top gay?
Where's the, uh, do you guys send the link to the paramount link?
Oh, you got to re-resend it in the comments.
I got you.
Okay.
Thank you.
Sweet man.
Maybe send a private chat or no.
No, because you're late to the private chat, but I will.
I will resend it in just a second.
There we are.
Who's up?
Uh, Raul Rosas Jr.
Is it on?
Is it going or is it just?
Yeah, yeah.
So there's the link to the other.
Thank you.
Yes, sir.
Let me see.
Answer.
All right.
Oh, nice.
Okay.
Who do you like for, uh, X?
Who do you like for, uh, excuse me, for, um,
the, the BMF thing.
Oh, Holloway.
Holloway, huh?
Yeah.
Cause I just, uh, Olivera's chain is not great.
It's true.
And I just, I just think Holloway is going to hit him and it's going to be.
What about the fact that it's his mom's, uh, it's his mom's birthday?
Does that matter to you at all?
Who's, uh, who's mom's?
Um, uh, fuck.
Olivera?
Yeah.
It's his mom's birthday.
She's there.
And I didn't like the way and I didn't like him getting up and Olivera's nose like
that and surprising him.
I feel like, I don't know, something, I was all about Holloway until I saw that.
I could be wrong, obviously, but.
Okay.
So, so here's the deal about Olivera.
He is the best.
No, well, he's the best comeback artist the UFC has ever had.
Because in almost 90% of his fights, he's getting his ass warped and somehow he pulls it out.
Now, remember, he got cracked by Taporia, who's exquisite.
He's, he's one of the best ever in my opinion.
So I knew that was coming.
Dude, Olivera's got cracked by everybody, by Poirier, by Gachie, by Chandler,
but I'm talking about everybody.
Yeah.
Everybody's having trouble.
Yeah.
It's, it's, he's also older, man.
I don't know.
They're both older, but.
Yeah.
I think Holloway has a bit more dog in him, but.
I agree.
I can, I can see them scripting it for Olivera if his mommy's there.
Olivera's, Olivera's slick, though, if this thing goes to the ground,
if it goes to the ground, Holloway's in trouble.
Rosas had a nice little exchange there.
How's he been doing so far?
Um, well, he's been able to get fought down,
but no control.
Yeah, no damage.
Control.
There's been no damage between either of them.
Did he win the first round?
Did, did Rosas win?
I mean, yeah, I would say so.
Yeah.
Not by much, but yeah, I would have given it to him.
He controlled the fight more for sure.
It's a good step up fight for him.
Let's see what he's made of because Faunt's, Faunt's good.
Yeah.
Yeah, Faunt, Faunt's almost a gatekeeper now.
He doesn't really deserve to be right, but I guess it's not much in the band and weight division.
That's right.
This is, what's this 135?
Is that band 35?
Maybe it's 125.
Well, I think 135.
35 isn't that, that's the 40.
Yeah, 135.
What's that?
No, it's a 40 is 155 now.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
So 135, what's, is he got him here?
I'm not exactly sure what he's doing.
Yeah.
The, uh, I missed the good old days of the, of the ground in Pam, you know,
they got guys on the ground.
They tried to, I don't know, hurt them.
Yeah.
Faunt's trying to do the whole rubber guard thing.
Yeah, but I mean.
Where's Tweezy?
They don't help you get up there.
He's, he's having some issues today.
What's up?
Oh, I'm just rubbing loads out.
What's up, man?
Yeah.
Oh, let's check on you.
All right.
That's the issues I'm talking about.
Uh-oh.
He's trying.
Not a damn spider monkey.
Right?
Fuck, we miss.
I feel like we just went backwards.
No, he just, he just rolled.
He did hiccup a little bit there though.
Is it just me or?
It's just me and the people not threatened from the
bottom any more like submissions.
I can't even remember the last time I see somebody
get put in a harm bar.
And damn, he about to get him.
I know he ain't.
I ain't about to toss a sentence.
Toss a salad.
Uh-oh.
Oh, from the bottom, Faunt.
I gotta say, he's got him here.
There we go.
Here we go.
Come on.
Hmm.
Oh, he's gonna get it.
He's gonna get it.
Oh, he let it go.
Damn.
Come on.
Okay.
There goes a punch.
Okay.
There you go.
Where's the loss?
Throw a punch.
Is that Rodriguez knockout nice?
Oh, yeah.
That was, that was cool.
Yeah.
Two of them got flat line.
Yeah.
Dover's knockout was nice, too.
Who's?
Dover's.
Oh, you knocked them out.
Yeah, not that much.
The Johnson.
Mm-hmm.
Was Johnson winning before it happened?
No.
No, it was a either body.
Yeah.
They were both, they were both throwing hands.
It was entertaining and Dover got a really clean shot in.
Hit round.
At the start of the second round.
Right.
Yeah, just right in seconds into the round.
I'm not just on this live screen, but it's all good.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm on it all you know.
I'm talking.
They can hear me.
It's okay.
What's going on?
Not the Zika boxing.
Well, you, it's looking true.
Mute him.
There you go.
Is it take control, man?
Third and final round here, we should,
what do you think is it going to be any actual fight?
Are they going to fucking dance around and climb all over each other on the ground for,
there we go.
Throw in some hands.
It was an attempt.
No dog.
You're not coming anywhere near these wings.
Yeah, what I'll never, what I'll never understand is I know I'm down and I'm
playing it safe.
It's just like,
ain't no point in playing it safe now.
It's easier said than done, but I mean,
Oh, I've seen, I've seen the guys who won it in the third round who know they're down
because they just go out there and they just start swinging.
It's like, it's like whatever, man.
Because I mean, because Rojas, but you got to hurt him.
Otherwise he's going to lay on you for three rounds.
Yeah, that's what I keep telling people about grapplers, man.
You have got to hurt them.
Yeah, you're not going to wear the gas tank out because they're used to just rolling
on the ground all the time.
You got, you got to rock them.
Yeah.
I mean, really, as long as it appears that he's been controlling the fight,
he'll probably get the decision.
Yeah.
He's been throwing fawn around pretty much the whole night.
Really nice.
I can see him choke him out.
Yeah.
Yeah, that hadn't really been any action to be honest.
Oh yeah.
Congratulations to fill in the chat on his wedding.
Oh, buddy.
Congratulations, man.
Okay.
Damn, you changed, Phil.
I'll recognize it.
You changed, Phil.
Put up with all this gun and shit now, Phil.
Man, when is that return into action comedies?
Never.
Like what?
Like what movie?
We were talking about like a, was like your Beverly Hills cops or Russia.
Nope.
I'll tell you, the best of that genre of all time is the last action hero.
Where's, where's the meat button?
Hold on.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, you guys don't know good cinema when you see it.
Motherfucking last action hero is the
epitome of the comedy action genre.
I'd say Midnight Run is funny or not.
Midnight Run is a classic.
Classic.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that woke up Corey real quick.
It smells like smelling salts.
Well, I had the last action hero, last action hero, action figures.
So.
How old were you last time you saw it?
Oh, probably like, it was just a couple of months ago.
Oh, I ain't gonna, I ain't gonna sit here and tell you that the movie was terrible or anything, but
I mean, what's this camera?
What the fuck?
Well, I'll tell you what.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it's inside the ring.
Oh, is it from the referees?
Oh, that's what it was.
That's what it was.
Yeah, I forgot about that.
That's a nice try.
I need to get that one up though.
It doesn't work.
Different camera, maybe.
Unless they're going to put the guy into a steady camera, it's not going to work.
That's it.
Hey, Rob, I mean, you tried, but
hey, at least at least Rob can go home and he ain't hurt.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, he ain't get hurt.
And so he'd go to the club.
Do you make a hundred grand on that fight?
You think?
Are they paying on that much, maybe?
It's a third fight from the top.
Yeah, $7,500 grand, something like that, probably.
Hey, he got, make sure we're seeing the same thing.
We're seeing the star link.
Seeing where they were going to the moon.
Is it supposed to be seeing that?
The commercial.
Did we lose the link?
That would suck.
Well, I don't think so.
Okay.
Oh, skim is a roses like the doggy.
I mean, obviously.
There we go.
Bet $5 to get $200 back.
All right.
I always like how they got the gambling help hotline.
Oh, bird.
Listen, a light heavyweight and heavyweight division is
terrible right now.
Damn, Ro Haas, it's fucking look like you see him and he's seeing him in that bitch.
Did you see where they found out that Ellen Manchel, the cartel dude that
Yeah.
Do you see that his daughter has a coffee shop in Southern California?
Really?
Oh, is that right?
Yeah.
LA.
People are shocked to discover
Right around there.
Yeah.
The owner of this cup and I guess the coffee everybody loves the coffee shop.
They got a great horchata latte.
Fuck it.
People enjoy the shit out of it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, El Manchel.
But yeah, you got to be careful.
Them Latinos, man.
Never know who their dad.
Oh, shit.
Ain't no doubt about that.
That's probably cartel affiliated.
That was the thing everyone kept saying El Manchel look like, you know, the Mexican dude on Napoleon Dynamite.
Yeah, he did.
Yeah, dude.
I'd be a hell of a career arc.
Volfer Pedro.
Right.
I'll get you free racers.
If you vote for Pedro.
And I agree, Northside, that she was a totally normal Dodgers fan.
That doesn't have anything to do with it.
Northside has the Dodgers dildo that he likes to use a little bit.
Wow.
Okay.
We got Mark Wahlberg out there in the building.
Marab.
Hey, Mark Zuckerberg.
Oh, that corned beef.
Haggis.
Corey.
Fuckin.
You don't know nothing about no corned beef, Mr. Mexican.
That's all I'm asking you.
He asked you how it was.
I'm bridging both cultures by having mango habanero wings.
There you go.
Yeah.
A simple little question and Corey gets all crazy about it.
Who do you guys like for this one?
About how old were she's day writer?
Yeah, it's a good match.
Hmm.
Fight nerd.
Borja Lo.
I don't know.
Something about the reader I don't like.
Me too.
I don't know what it is.
It's just like his look.
I mean, Borja, he can ground a pound, right?
Because that's all that Dorita guy has is the ground.
I don't know.
Yeah, Borja is not uncomfortable on the ground at all.
The reader is probably bigger today.
Not by much, dude.
He's taller, but he doesn't.
He looks like he's way too light for his size.
He loses a lot of weight.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
Yeah, he's taller.
Like he's abnormally tall for that division.
He was kind of, did you see the like fake way in thing they do?
He looked like a dick, Dorita.
How did he?
Yeah.
Maybe I need to show these flashing lights to some of the people
who said they wanted to move to China.
Say, man, we got flashing lights, too.
Fuckers.
I want to move to China because they got flashing lights.
Fucking dumb, man.
I can't.
I sounded like a good Bill Clinton impersonation right there.
Q, do that again?
Dude, I can't do it again.
It's stupid, man.
I don't even get it.
What we're trying to do is induce seizures on the average citizen
while they're just out walking around.
We find it's easier to roll up on them in a white van,
throw them in a shipping container,
and get them over to the island that way.
Man, look at China, man.
They love their people.
Man, stop, man.
I don't know government.
I'll change them into people.
Well, people are in the government,
so people don't like people, man.
This is what it is.
I don't like you.
I want to roll over.
This is it.
I believe in a place called a shipping container full of Chinese.
Boys, boys, young boys.
Oh, it don't matter.
Hey, well, they need to have door dash up there
because this is what we're all going to be doing
right here.
Fucking Jordan.
Like they're Prashka Olberg.
That's a good fight.
Yeah.
That whole card looks fucking sick.
Yeah, it does.
I can't even send it out.
I need to go back and check out some of Olberg's fights.
He's good.
Man, I like almost like Tyra, if I'm saying that right,
against Van.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Tashiro Tyra.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Only, you know how year he is, boy.
He goes into that damn retard rage.
Yeah, and Olberg's got a great knockout.
Yeah.
He's got power, man.
That's a dangerous one.
Joshua Van has that like Mianmar Cannonball energy, though.
Yeah, he does.
He should have caught himself at the Mianmar Cannonball.
Right.
The pirate king.
Pirate king.
Here we go.
Let me show you one.
Do all of the fighters have to have that retarded Clark
Kent haircut?
Yeah, but let me say.
I think I think it's he has part of the contract.
Man, don't show don't show a fight in that damn laser.
He was just going against.
Oh, yeah.
Because he's the one to beat Bowen Nichols, isn't he?
Yeah.
We slapped the shit out of Bowen Nichols.
Bow still got Bow still got a career left in them, though.
Oh, Bowen Nichols.
Oh, Bow.
Bowen Nichols is going to be champ.
That's my nickel.
Okay, okay.
I think he's got it.
That's it.
Bowen Nichols will be a champion.
Yeah, he's going to be a champ.
I can see it.
He needs to join whatever training camp,
Strickland's a part of.
I think Strickland might take Homsot.
If he fights like he did the other week, he will.
His his takedown defense is phenomenal.
If he get drags him into his fight, like you just said, he'll win.
I want to see Ritter get his ass kicked.
You really don't like him.
Me too, Ben.
I don't fuck it.
I don't like the Ritter either.
That's it.
That's France way, right?
Isn't that the France way?
No, that's the Netherlands.
Oh, that's Netherlands.
Okay.
Who's the other one?
The other one, what?
That the other Dutch fighter.
Oh, God, damn it.
Who's that?
Wasn't Saint Pierre Dutch?
Was he?
I think I think so.
They're one of eight Dutch fighters in UFC.
That's right.
Okay.
It won't be eight of them.
Oh, dear God.
Okay.
So he looks like he's in a like a starvation camp.
Uh-huh.
He's walking around at two thirty, two forty.
He's huge.
He is huge.
He's like six three, man.
Okay.
Saint Pierre wouldn't.
He wasn't Dutch.
What's he?
I don't know, but it said key Dutch UFC fighters.
It's Boss Root and Alastair Overeem.
Alastair Overeem and Germain Day.
Brad May.
I don't know.
Some women's featherweight champion.
Look, there he is.
Huh.
Oh, Stefan Shrew.
Oh, no.
He was Dutch.
He, uh, he, I don't think he ain't in there no more because he kept getting knocked out.
I don't even know that.
I ain't seen, I ain't seen Shrew in a while.
Last time I seen him, but they about had the damn scrape him up off the mat.
Okay.
But Harold might lose tonight.
I mean, he's coming through here with the stunnish he's on.
Uh-huh.
He might lose tonight.
He might, he might lose tonight.
I don't know, man.
I like his energy.
He's got his jacket.
He can't get up.
I'm right.
You might want to think about taking off the shades first, buddy.
No.
He's got weights on his clothes on anyway.
What's he doing?
Is that just me being a dad?
Like, like, yes, son.
It's harder to, harder to get naked in front of the arena if you have your sunglasses on you.
I'm going to take those off.
He's definitely happy to be there.
He ain't even going to take them off.
There we go.
Okay.
You got your wife in your key in front, right?
What, what's with the fucking wanting to look like a detention desk with your tattoos?
Uh, those tattoos that I'm pretty sure they got a statement somewhere.
Right.
Yeah.
He's in Chinese and shit.
I think Kaio, is that a Brazilian name?
Because I worked on a film set once and the Brazilian guy's name was Kaio.
Yeah.
He's Brazilian.
That's the only time I've ever heard that name is then.
I mean, the nigga got a whole poem on the side of his ribcage.
Right.
With just, just like an emo chick.
He's got the fucking kanji tattoos that say like dumb tourist and your ball stink and shit.
Oh, man.
Barallo's a solid favorite for this.
He's a little too much.
Six, four.
Look at that.
He's 235 to 40, man.
Oh, for sure.
Come on.
He's going to tell us it timed out.
I have to go walk my dog here in a minute, too.
Who's, uh, who's in charge here?
I am.
I'm fucking resetting the thing.
Don't redirect me.
Fuck you.
Man, they like stark differences.
Like the reader got no tattoos.
And then for us, it's like a fucking five-year-old.
Just took a pen to start marking shit.
The little haphazard.
God damn it.
Oh, you fucker.
Damn you, Paramount Plus.
Start this whole stupid process all over again.
Six feet one and one half inches tall.
They really need that extra half inch.
I mean,
if you're, if you're wheezy, you want all the extra inches or parts of them, you can get.
Oh, okay.
I got.
Yeah.
Man.
Man, so I'll take that additional half.
I have an inch.
All right, wheezy.
It's back.
If you could pop it up on the other stream yard.
There we go.
Thank you.
And it froze again.
Nice left from Barallo.
Early action.
Body shot.
Backed him up a bit.
Looks like a Temu Costa.
Kind of, yeah.
In the rear, or what was that?
That was the Dutchman shuffle.
That was a solid right hand from Doris.
Yeah, it was.
It was.
Snap Barallo's head back.
Nice left there.
Nice left from Barallo.
Oh, he got it in the nuts.
Shit.
He got his eye cut too.
Everybody needs a good.
Barallo got his eye cut.
He's got all kind of scar tissue underneath the eye because it's been flat open.
So it's easy to get cut.
Yeah.
See right there.
Got to cut him with his finger.
Yep.
All right.
I'll be back in a few.
I'm going to take the dog out.
Okay.
What's the life ahead of them both needing each other in the nuts
and Barallo is the only one that fails it?
Yeah.
That's brutal.
They look like he was jerking off real quick.
Shit.
No.
There you go, man.
Shaking it out, boy.
What happened?
There you go.
Man, jump up and down.
Let the nuts fall down.
Steve would have walked the dog.
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
I can't remember Barallo fighting with his hands this life.
I can't see.
I'm frozen.
Oh, are you?
Yeah.
Okay.
I have.
Shit's to shit.
I had it.
Where does he fix it?
I had it on a separate screen and on the TV.
Man, I'll tell you what.
Yeah, we'll see how y'all can't see it.
I didn't see it.
The uh.
You're just play by play, man.
Yeah, they really just caught him with a little bit of a left.
The middle of the gun.
Ready with a straight right, but he missed.
Oh, Barallo with a good straight left.
Barallo to the body.
Leg kick.
Derrida with a good strong jab, but Derrida got,
he got punished for it with a damn right hand.
Derrida felt that too.
Grabbing his left eye.
Barallo is still carrying his, he's carrying his hands extremely late.
Hey, you don't need a block.
Then the jab, then the jab.
Couple of leg kicks from Derrida.
Nothing serious, though.
Oh, Barallo caught the, oh, that's a good rip to the body by Barallo.
Oh, Derrida goes for the takedown.
Oh, Derrida gets the takedown.
But it's like Barallo's getting back to his feet.
Nope, Derrida takes it back.
Barallo back up to his feet, head against the cage.
Barallo grabbed the fence, but her being can't see.
Yo, can somebody fix the shit?
Oh, I can't walk the dog.
Yeah, Derrida's just holding him against the side of the cage right now.
All right, then back in the, back in the clinch on the side of the cage,
Derrida trying to attempt to do a takedown.
And Derrida going for a single leg, Derrida rips him down, but Barallo reverses it.
Barallo back up, side of the cage, clinch once again, in the round one.
And it's in the round one.
We'll just score it.
Hold on a second.
So those lengths not working.
I'm about to see if I can do something.
That's the door.
I'm about to see if I can share my link.
Are you watching it on your TV or on the computer?
No, it's on my TV, but I got to do something.
I'm about to do something right now.
Oh, what is this?
Let me go here, sit down and grab, like this.
Let me in a second time.
So I'll put this in there.
Oh, you got to put that, that one in the private chat
link.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, go there.
Y'all go to that link.
You're going to be good.
Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing.
There we go.
Good job.
Who's winning this round?
It's kind of even.
Neither person's really done anything.
The reader is trying his best to get a takedown.
But it's laying on each other right now.
That's all they've been doing.
The reader, he didn't like it in the first round
when he got hit a few times,
so he immediately went in for the takedown.
Yeah, the bio's hands are in his waist.
Yeah, that's what I know.
I don't remember him fighting like that, but okay.
Everybody get in.
Everybody good, you can see it.
Weezy.
I'm hearing you in an echo.
How are you?
Yeah.
You're not now.
There's somebody's like.
There we go.
Yeah, you got it, Weezy.
Yeah, I got it.
Okay.
Cory, you good.
You got it.
You said you got it, Cory.
Yeah, I got it.
Okay.
All right, cool.
Yeah, I probably should share mine from here on out
because I actually got light paramount plus.
Sorry, just got back.
Wait, we switched the stream to the different paramount stream.
Right.
I'll.
Yeah, I put the.
I was tired, man.
Yeah, that's your.
What's that?
The riverside link.
Yep, yep.
Yep.
Go right ahead of the pool right up.
I hate when they tell the fight or they're winning.
It's like, I would just be like, you're losing.
You got to win this round.
Yeah, exactly.
Or you got a.
Especially if it's close.
Yeah.
You got to go straight.
Hmm.
Straight right.
Damn.
Oh, I did.
Don't know.
I thought they said they won the second.
Oh, no.
I got that wrong.
Oh, no.
Bahara needs to.
He needs to throw.
We ain't throwing enough.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, what was that?
What hit him?
Did something hit him?
They just fall down.
There we go.
Oh, shit.
Why you guys hit the ground with the red today?
Where he wants to be?
Get the points.
Unless you're going to do some damage, though.
That's yeah, it's dangerous.
That's what I know.
Full amount.
He's high though.
Half guard, half guard, half guard, okay.
He's got to throw some punches.
Man, full amount ain't what it used to be.
Boy, years ago somebody got you in the full amount.
You were done.
They're going to beat the hell out of you.
Full amount now is like, ah.
Just full amount.
It's all good.
That's the only thing I don't, man.
Folks, they don't do enough when they're on the ground
to try to hurt the person.
What's he doing now?
They just.
He should be hitting him.
I mean, they just hugging it out.
I mean, it's just like.
He's actually trying to get a squeeze here.
Yeah, I'm assuming so.
But he's not in a good position to get.
If he's trying to get a triangle check,
he's not doing any damage.
Look it out of there bio.
He's got a swing and hit his head.
Right.
You got to be careful here.
I don't understand what the horror strategy is.
Get the win.
I read the security win be a finish.
Right.
I don't want to wait on that fucking judge.
I'd be having a bad day.
Might have had $20 on the reader.
You know what I'm saying?
He better hit him.
The reader don't have no gas tank at all.
Oh, nice right there.
Oh, he's got he can't be taking shots.
It's late.
He got to hit him.
Minute left in the third.
That was a good body shot.
Yeah, it was.
Oh, oh, big shots.
Hey, swing, man.
Yeah, when he hit him.
He's not trying to finish.
I don't know why.
Oh, nice.
That was a nice right hand.
Wobbled on good.
Right.
What are you doing dancing around?
He's got no killer instinct.
Oh, nice right again.
And still just he's happy like landing it.
That's it.
Okay.
Oh, the reader threw his hand up.
Yeah.
The reader thinks he won.
I don't think so.
He threw his hand up.
I mean, I think that's I think that's what it indicates.
We're going to ask the reader.
But it's just he think he couldn't do it in heavy weight.
Is that it?
Like because he is walking around.
Yeah, between 225 and 240 on any given day.
Yeah.
Well, hell, he's this is middle weight.
So he's a 185.
Yeah.
Hell, not even heavy weight.
Heavy weight to 265.
Is it?
Yeah.
Well, anything above 206 pounds.
Yeah.
Because light heavy is 205.
Yeah.
But I don't know some some people can they can cut weight.
Not a big deal.
Some people are like Alice Pereira.
Like I don't know how the fuck you got down to 185.
Negative had to not eat for for them three weeks.
He's living on the pure hatred of Israel out of Sonia.
It'll sustain.
He's about to fight for the heavyweight championship.
Nigel would fight 185.
Two years a day.
And when I say he was fighting at 185, it ain't like you fought one fight.
He fought like five.
I forgot to bet Kaio straight, but that's OK.
Hey, did you put some money on the night?
I got a little bit.
Yeah.
I forgot to bet him straight.
Fuck.
Well, the reader seems disappointed.
He's like, man, I thought I won.
How?
By doing what?
People are slow, man.
You go.
You know how you know when you won, when the other man's wobbling,
when he's getting up off the canvas, how you know you won.
Damn, man.
And what's your Sean Strickland fighting in Canada?
Oh, yeah.
That's true.
Well, he didn't he didn't help his case by all the damn shenanigans early.
I was like, all right, Sean, you can't go to a decision.
You want to finish him and you didn't.
And I said, nobody's going to stop the fight.
And there's we get the bail getting the bail.
OK.
I mean, you know, it's obviously a
successful program.
I just don't like most of them.
Because you got a Bahara with 185.
You got Pratay's at 170.
You got Ruthie.
Ruthie's at 155.
And then you got John Silver at 145.
I think that's right.
I think it's all four.
Which I mean, all of them are ranked, all of them are good.
But so obviously they're doing something right down there.
What the fuck is going on in there?
What?
Rogan has to show his allegiance to the Brazilians.
Yeah.
So he's fighting there.
He's got to put the glasses on.
Mm hmm.
I don't understand, Hagan.
I'm on.
So we're eating the damn thing.
What the fuck is going on back there?
I'm just hanging out and playing grab ass, buddy.
What the fuck, Weezy?
What are you talking about?
Did I miss something?
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's confusing.
Why are you spurging, Corey?
Because I'm fucking hearing somebody jerk off or something
in the background on somebody's fucking microphone.
So fucking somebody fix your shit.
That's Drew.
This is not me.
I'm just sitting here.
Vincent, I'm in the dark right now.
All right, here we go.
And coming up, we got the BMF.
Wasn't it the BMF belt?
Wasn't it at one point in time at 170 pounds?
Uh-huh.
Okay, that's what I thought.
How the hell to get down to 155?
Is it because the Mossford Hall fight at 155, too?
I'm assuming so.
Maybe?
Because I knew Mossford Hall was,
he was the first BMF champion.
He was 170.
Yeah, that's what I know.
But somehow it got down to 155.
Well, they said the BMF had no weight class,
so it was just who was the baddest motherfucker
at that time period.
Yeah.
Who is jerking off in the background?
I don't know.
I can hear Drew heavy whispering.
Yeah, he's breathing pretty heavy.
It accentuates the fat noises.
I was eating earlier,
but I thought I had it muted for all of that.
I'm feeling Chloe's...
The fuck is going on right now?
Oh, you know what that is?
That's my fan in the fucking blinds.
They're really slapping.
Oh, was it?
Let me take care of that.
Chloe was over here.
Boy, he was laying late.
Man, swarping down.
Somebody was pulling it.
Losing it.
The fuck is going on back there?
He's not like an old country boomer.
Country ass quarry.
Okay.
Yeah, because that's where he goes and trains
right down that rock.
Have a man.
Yeah, I go train on this rock out here beside the ocean.
Okay.
That should have solved it.
No more vaping noises.
Man, Steve, you missed the Oliver's training regime
where he goes out there and trains on that rock beside the ocean.
Oh, he goes out there and punches the air.
Well, now I feel less inspired.
Yeah.
Bummer.
I'll have to YouTube that later.
I live by the ocean, man.
I could probably find a rock to go stand on, punch in the air.
Yeah, there you go.
Is Drew saying some like satanic prayers?
He's cursing Olivera right now.
He's got a split open chicken just off camera.
I got this chicken.
It's going to take care of my sins.
You swing it over your head and bash it.
I think it's blood and we're good, baby.
Thank you, God.
Right.
Thank you, ball.
Right.
Oh, I was fucked.
Um, yeah, I don't know, man.
I really think, I really think Holloway
has still has more fight in him, but Olivera is a fucking slick bastard.
He is slick, bud.
It's like a bullshit belt.
It is a bullshit belt.
The only reason it exists is because of Nate Diaz
in the very first fight for the fucking belt.
Nate Diaz got his ass kicked.
And I love Nate Diaz as it hurts me to say that.
Fucking nobody from Stockton come for me.
I know one thing.
Their damn face off the other day was a little uncomfortable
when they were nose and nose.
It was like, you know, that's what I thought.
I was like, what the hell?
Not the Roosh.
The Roosh has became a punching bag now.
Remember when folks was like, oh, yeah, the Roosh is the next big thing.
He looked like he could be for a half a minute.
Yeah, that didn't last.
Okay, Oliver says if he points down, I'm all in.
Yeah.
Both of these guys should think about not being professional fighters anymore.
I don't disagree with you.
I mean, they're great.
They're legends.
They're both, you know, both all the famers.
Probably both first round, no questions, all the famers.
A hundred percent.
But yeah.
Holloway's been winning though.
You can't just not take him out.
He's been going a lot of fun.
Oliver, on the other hand, he beat Gamrod.
That's a pretty good win.
Yeah.
He beat Chandler.
That's not no knocking on Chandler.
But there is, I mean, he's lost his top at a tippity top.
The tippity tip.
Yeah.
Why do I Holloway's gets to come out second?
Because he's got the belt.
Oh, he does.
Yeah.
Oh, he took it from Gagey, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, that was that was an interesting fight.
What last second of the fight?
He gets fucking slept.
Yeah, because Gagey, Gagey got it from Poirier, right?
I'm correct.
Yeah.
I think that's right.
I think so.
Yeah.
Yeah, because Gagey hit Poirier with a head kick.
And my man getting plenty of smooches on him.
I mean, okay.
If I take him for 30, hold on.
Man, all these dudes kissing on each other, man.
I'm just making me uneasy.
Right.
Yeah, man.
Portuguese.
Gay.
I ain't got to kiss every trainer, but you know what I'm saying, man.
Right.
You can kiss the cut man, too.
Yeah.
Fucking old pack of hot dog head.
Man out here, Vaseline.
The man put some of that on my Johnson, too.
Right.
I get kicked in the cup.
I wanted to kind of slide past.
It was a 17 submission victories in UFC, dude.
That's crazy.
That's crazy, man.
Are you putting a bad injury?
Yeah, I'm trying to, I'm doing an insurance bet.
I think I always do this and I am doing something fucking retarded,
but I think I am in good shape here.
We'll see.
Oh, okay.
What, what, what do you use?
What do you use?
Fandal?
Draft King?
Draft Kings is all.
I don't necessarily endorse it.
I just feel like I signed up for it as a pain to sign up.
So I'm just, I'm good to go.
You know, take photos of yourself.
I think they shouldn't, are they shouldn't they on Fandal?
I've heard something about that.
I did Fandal once and it was like, what is this stupid shit?
I didn't even realize like, you bet on like things.
First, first down and all this other shit.
You knock out.
It's like things to happen.
You don't really, I mean, there might be a place to bet on the fights.
I didn't really see it.
Oh, just like on peer outcome.
Yeah.
And like individual situations and shit like that.
It's not, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, so like will Olivera do a foot stomp on Max Holloway in the second round?
Sure.
He's sitting there that whole round looking for a foot stomp.
He went on out?
Mr. Max Holloway.
Okay.
He come bouncing out to a man to a woman.
Shut up.
Who's flag does he have?
You know, started that was that
football player from the 70s when he's talking about beating up because he and she
know, yeah.
Let's smack in somebody.
He and she.
Yeah.
Okay.
Everybody everybody had the women right there on the damn sideline.
Heck yeah.
You see me beat up for the BMF belt.
Yeah.
I mean, I said, man, you weren't right to see me get my ass.
Well, it's hard not to room for Holloway.
Even when he's getting his ass beat.
It's crazy.
Olivera's got 10 more finishes in Holloway.
How does he finish them?
The only way he can is choking them out, right?
Yeah.
Man, Olivera got him.
He got him four knockout.
He's not knocking out Max though.
No.
I mean, as Max Cheen recovered, he has Olivera's Cheen recovered.
It doesn't look like Olivera's Cheen recovered.
I've seen Max Holloway get hit over the last few fights and he hung in there.
And he got rocked too, right?
Taporia got him, right?
Yep.
The only person to knock him out, I think?
Yep.
That's right.
We got Olivera's got a full five inches on reach.
Damn.
Really?
Yeah.
And he's shorter.
Then fucking orangutan arms.
That's how you be walking folk up.
Yep.
A 74-inch reach at five-ten is fucking crazy.
I mean, shit, man.
Arms are hanging down past your fucking ass cheeks at that point.
Well, fucking got to raise your elbow to scratch your ass.
Oh, man, that's a good stuff.
I got to raise my elbow.
I'm fucking monkey arms, man.
Wow, dude.
That's a huge reach.
I remember Bruce Buffer, he said that he doesn't practice this because he wants to save his voice.
Yeah, that makes sense.
He just uses his regular voice to get their last names, right?
Yeah, there you go.
I mean, just imagine when he was five years old, it's like, hey, man, one day I'm going to make millions of dollars going in there and saying folks' names.
Oh, stupid camera.
Again.
That shit is crazy.
Right?
Like, it's like, what did you do with your life?
It's like, oh, man, I did.
That's it, man.
I had a very important job.
I had to go in there and say people's names before they called.
Yep.
So what?
Oh, that's not what you did full time, was it?
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
You work four days a week, Max?
Yeah.
Or four days a month, Max?
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah.
Hell, and I had the other guy do them fight nights, the Joe Martinez.
Oh, yeah.
So what do you do?
I work like 32 days a year and I make $25 million.
Reading off a fucking information card.
All right.
Here we go.
They're about to link up.
Fight nights, fight of the night, the BMF belt on the line, Max Holloway, Charles, Olivera.
We are just about underway.
I mean, they both look relaxed.
Okay.
Oh, right out with the leg kick.
Oh, okay.
Quick combinations from Holloway and a couple of gnarly leg kicks from Olivera.
Both men, serious.
Oh, whoa.
Olivera puts Holloway on the ground.
Yikes.
We are only 45 seconds into this fight.
Dude, Olivera, man, this is not where Holloway wants to be at all.
This is dangerous own shit.
Okay.
Good sprawl.
Who's going to be it?
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
Isolating.
Welcome.
Holloway is relaxed, but he needs to get this thing back to the feet ASAN.
Oh, don't let that monkey on your back.
All right.
Don't let that monkey on your back.
Oh, that's not going to look good at all.
No.
Uh-oh.
Cab them.
Oh, man, Holloway's defending.
He's defending, but-
This is exactly the fight that Olivera wanted.
Oh, yeah.
Holloway staying relaxed.
Right if they don't do something soon, fucking ref ought to let him up.
No, he's going to chuck him out.
He's trying, but he's not going anywhere.
Hmm.
Okay, that's a good shot inside of there.
Big elbow in the ribs.
Minute 15 left in the round.
It's been pretty much all Olivera.
They're still trying to find that shape.
They should make it to where you only
get to take the BMF belt if you submit or knock out.
Hmm.
Okay.
Is this still called?
Oh, so we do it where you don't leave till somebody taps.
Yeah, no decisions.
Somebody's got to tap.
Yep.
Okay, Holloway might survive this round.
Isn't there waggling his eyebrows?
I mean, look, yeah, it does cost him a lot of energy to ride it out like that,
but it also costs Olivera a lot of energy.
Both guys have very, very deep gas tanks.
Man, there's a round.
Okay.
I know Holloway got, he glad that round either.
Yep.
Olivera had plenty of opportunities, man, if it was somebody with, you know,
weaker defense.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Somebody with less experience would have got choked out.
And he also, he didn't have Holloway hurt.
A lot of times when he gets people in this quick tapes,
he'll have them hurt and then jump on them.
He did have a hell of a takedown, though.
Yeah, that was great.
There you go.
Nice combination by Holloway.
Hmm.
Right back to that takedown.
Yep.
Got him on the fence.
God, he ragdolls him.
Yep.
And it's going to be another four and a half minutes of this.
No, Holloway, Holloway's got to get up.
He's got to figure out a way to get up.
No, man, you can't move.
I'm going to get the back of you.
Yeah.
I'm going to get the back of you.
Oh, is he got him in the check?
Almost.
Okay, I've seen him walking his arms up.
That looks more sunken now.
Yeah, that's bad for Holloway.
245 left in the round.
Damn, he got out again.
Yep.
Oliveira slamming elbows to the top of Holloway's head.
And that body triangle is demoralizing.
That's just going to hurt, man.
Those things are hurting.
Oh, dang.
Oh, Oliveira might have that leg in.
A neck crank.
That's a neck crank.
Yep.
Okay.
Oh, man, how's it going out of these?
A minute 30 left in the round.
Oliveira wants nothing to do with standing up and throwing punches.
That's for damn sure.
Not a whole lot.
I'm going into the final 40 seconds of the second round.
That body triangle has been locked in for like four solid minutes, dude.
Oh, yeah.
Just squeezing the fuck out of your lungs.
Nothing is, Oliveira has been doing damage.
Yeah, those elbows fucking landed.
Yeah, okay, we got a little blood from
Holloway.
Yeah.
Final seconds of the second round.
Dude, like, he's just taking Holloway just straight off his feet.
Yeah.
Like ragged all of them.
Like, hey, dude, maybe don't fucking throw any knees
or extend your leg to where he's going to grab it
and immediately fucking roll around on you for the next four and a half minutes.
How about don't do that?
Yeah, and when you say immediate, it is immediate.
Uh-oh, hurry.
Right.
I have no idea why it stopped.
It's still here.
I don't know.
It's blacked out.
It is blacked out.
It's blacked out on my TV.
Paramount, what about?
Right.
Oh, yeah, it's just straight up blacked out.
Hmm.
Well, that's trash.
Okay.
Yeah, it's blacked out over here on my Paramount plus two.
Yeah.
Well, guys, we don't, we don't know what's happening right now.
We seem to have lost contact with all of our feeds simultaneously.
We'll see what happens if we go to or we attack.
No, we're intact.
We're not getting attacked or fine.
Oh, man.
Again.
Is it back up?
Oh, okay.
All right.
Yeah.
Hey, well, we came back just in time to see.
I mean, this is typically way more of how Olivero wants to fight.
Yeah.
Nah, it wasn't 10-8, was it?
Well, you said, well, you said it called around the 10-8.
This people were calling for it.
I don't think so.
Man, wake me when this shit's over.
Right.
Started the night off with back-to-back knockouts.
And it's kind of tapered off.
You know, this just comes from the inability to be able to get back up.
Olivero, he's threatening that full amount.
You know what's going to happen when he does a full amount.
Always going to roll.
He's going to have his back again.
Well, I guess it's safe to say that Olivero is up 3-8.
So that means Holloway needs a finish.
Oh, okay.
Call him in the knee.
Okay.
Damn.
Dude, he's ragdolling Holloway.
If that all right, Holloway, you got about 30 seconds to go out there and hit him before he takes you down.
All right, round four.
That was a good kick.
That was a great kick.
Oh, did he get him in the nuts or get him in the belly?
Olivero's just demoralized him.
Right back at it.
He's going to ragdoll you.
He's going to ragdoll him.
Oh, oh, oh.
They're trying to go for that trip.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, there he goes.
Well, he blasted a full minute longer than normal before he wound up on the mat
with no prospect to get in it.
This just shows how good Makachev is on the ground.
That he just ragdolled Olivero and choked him.
Yeah, that is true.
I mean, he just, what's the one where you got the arm up and they squeeze?
I can't remember where that move is called.
He fucking choked him in the second round.
Try and go check.
Yeah.
Olivero's trying to pat.
Okay, Holloway.
Get your feet up.
Try to rotate.
Let's see Olivero's show come out.
Halfway through round four.
It looks exactly like it did.
Halfway through rounds one through three.
You're not allowed to put your toes in a, in a fence sign.
No.
Have you guys, this is totally unrelated.
Have you guys seen the show, Young, The Young Pope?
No.
Mm-hmm.
The Young Pope?
The Young Pope.
I'm not, I haven't gotten through it enough to recommend it yet,
but it's directed by a guy named Paul Sorrentino.
He's by far best director in the world.
Most Americans have never heard of him, but he's, that's known in Italy and Europe and stuff.
I watched the first two episodes.
Incredible directing.
Bad timing for this conversation, but.
That was cool though.
Damn, Olivero got monkey legs.
He's using the heel of his foot.
And then kick Holloway's heel, buddy.
Right?
Look at it, Olivero kicking him.
He's just trying to distract him enough to sink an arm in.
That's right.
He's going for it.
Holloway, you gotta try to turn your body
quail something.
Like you gotta try something.
This is like a, I'm trying to make it for the next 45 seconds.
I mean, this is getting demoralized.
This looks like being Shamiah versus Diplesis.
It wasn't one last time.
It was, uh, somebody else.
Oh, it was, uh, what's his face versus, uh, oh no.
And then Olivero whispers, I'm starting to get aroused.
Oh, the Makachev fight.
Makachev and, uh, Dela-Malena.
Oh yeah.
All right, Holloway.
All you got to show for it right now is the knot on the side of your head.
You can still knock him out this round, man.
It's not over yet.
I mean, you could theoretically.
You'll have to figure out a way to stay on his feet for longer than fucking 70 seconds.
Yeah.
Detect yourself.
You better throw for the bleachers, my friend.
Right.
They're like feeding Olivero peeled grapes.
He's got a little hand fan there for him.
All right, that's it.
That's it for him.
Then you gotta get away.
You gotta get away.
Right.
You gotta get away.
You gotta run.
You gotta topple.
Get off the ground.
You've got to get off the ground.
You've got to walk up.
You don't want to be here.
No.
I know you're on top.
Even if he lays on him for the round, he's going to lose the fight.
Yep.
Like you don't want to be here.
Is it?
The problem is that now that you're there, he's going to fucking sweep your ass.
He's already in your ass.
Howdy's right on your dick.
His face is right on his balls.
Yep.
Got him in that tank lock.
Yeah, they do.
That's crazy.
Holloway can't even get up and he's got top position.
Yeah.
He has no way to get up.
He's about to get rolled.
Yeah, he is.
Oh man, he's got his other foot.
I see it.
Get up.
Run.
Right.
You got to run.
Oh, fine.
There it is.
Halfway through the round.
Boy, this looks familiar.
In this scene, Drew is Holloway and I'm Olivero.
Let's see here, Holloway.
You like that nothing sandwiches in the poop bag.
And I will say, Holloway needs to be trying everything in his power to get back up, but...
Yeah.
Final 45 seconds of the round.
Definitely doesn't look like Holloway is getting slept.
Olivero clearly dominated the entire fucking fight,
but unable to score a submission, you know?
Uh-oh.
You wait until four seconds left to point at the ground, Max.
Olivero handily won that.
Oh yeah.
Look at that lump on Max's head.
Giant fucking night, boy.
Just when you think Olivero's done, he comes back and gets a big win.
Told you his mom was there.
You can't bet he got a guy that's mom.
Olivero's still one of the best in the lightweight division.
He just ran against two powerhouses in Islam and Dan Toporia.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
But Olivero beats everybody else in the lightweight division.
It's kind of like, uh, what was his name?
Rich Franklin back in the day.
Rich Franklin would beat everybody at middleweight, except for Anderson Silva.
He looked good in the standout.
He just, he's smart enough to get you a mix-up.
I was just surprised that he, that he ragged all...
They have hallway like that.
All right.
Go make out with everybody on your training staff and your mom.
I'm sure she wants to see that.
I think I'd go with the white hair.
What do you think?
All right.
Do it, do it.
Do it.
Be a good look.
Oh, that's what you're going to do, Drew?
I'm thinking about it.
You're welcome.
Is it, is it just going to happen naturally or are you going to cover?
It could happen naturally.
Mine's going to be natural.
I'm thinking platinum though.
Mine's going to be natural.
I figure, I figure in two years I'll have a completely gray beard.
Oh, you got plenty of white.
All right, fellas.
We know what the, we know what the outcome of this is.
I got to see, I got to see the, uh, the decision.
The hand raising.
Oh, okay.
I got to see it.
It may have had a big booty of a t-shirt and a t-shirt falling out.
What's going on?
Good for you all of our, what's he wearing?
He's crying.
Yeah, you don't get the baddest motherfucker bowled if you cry when you win.
Well, he's obviously crying for Jesus.
Right.
I mean, look at these three.
I forgot about that.
That's a nice chain.
What is still Bronx?
What does that mean, Joe Bronx?
Of the Bronx?
I guess.
Yeah, New York, man.
New York, man.
New Bronx.
It's not even the A to the A.
Oliver, all this time you still don't speak the damn English.
Nope.
What a nigger, man.
This nigga, she is.
All right, y'all.
All right, Brian, take it down.
See you guys.