Hello, my name is Larkin Rose, and this message is for the puppet masters who control the Deep State,
the psychotic control freaks and financial interests, pulling the strings of the U.S. ruling class,
and almost every other ruling class for that matter, to all you evil lunatics, I want to say this.
I'd like to apply for a job working for you as controlled opposition.
Frankly, being principled in pro-freedom isn't very lucrative, due in large part to the fact that you bastards,
by way of your political underlings, steal astronomical amounts of money from all the productive people,
and as a result, you can afford to fund all sorts of propaganda bullshit campaigns,
while the people who oppose authoritarian theft and subjugation have to use their own money,
what they have left, after you rob them.
Now, don't get me wrong, a lot of good people have supported what I do over the years,
but that can never compete with what the paid liars of the state make,
so for the right price, I will start being a propagandist for you evil psychos instead of against you.
Now, I've been loudly and consistently opposing all statism, all political power,
all authoritarian control of anything for over 30 years now,
but now I'm ready to turn over a new leaf and become a professional liar,
propagandist, and slave-smith for you parasitical scumbags.
And I don't have a huge following, but it's in the tens of thousands at least,
and not very many people have consistently advocated for self-ownership,
non-aggression, and a stateless society for as long as I have.
So, given your vast wealth and power, I think buying my loyalty and my voice
for a fair price should be well worth it to you.
Now, if I start to sway my message more towards political action
and a more pro-authoritarian agenda,
kinda like Dave Smith, Alex Jones, and plenty of others have done,
it's likely that a lot of the people who currently follow my work
will be suspicious or downright pissed off.
They don't tend to be the spineless, weak-minded cult follower types,
so I can't promise you that they'll all come back to the status plantation
when I tell them to, but I can tell you that even the ones who see through it
and understand that I've sold them out will at least feel somewhat disheartened,
stabbed in the back, let down, and discouraged,
as they have felt so many times before when you bought off other freedom advocates.
And if you can't get everybody to worship your all-powerful state,
at least this might help make them feel a bit more hopeless and helpless
at being betrayed yet again.
And I'm already well-versed in all of the most effective tactics
of sell-outs and controlled opposition, so you won't need to train me in that.
For example, I could say that, well, the ultimate goal is a free, stateless society.
Right now, this is an emergency, and we all need to support this or that candidate,
or this or that legislative agenda or whatever.
That other candidate is just so scary that we need to get out there and vote just this once.
I could say I'm just being practical.
It's unrealistic to advocate an actually free society,
so I've decided to support the guy who I think will be the nicest, most permissive slave master.
I mean, that's kind of the entire message of the libertarian party already.
Hell, I could even run for office myself pretending to be pro-freedom
and telling everyone that if they'll just give me the ring of power,
I will use it to free them.
Again, given the fact that I've spent decades bashing all such bullshit excuses
for being a bootlicking house slave, it's gonna be a tough sell,
and so for me to even attempt this is gonna cost you megalomaniacs.
Of course, to you, it would be nothing since you can steal or fabricate as much money as you want.
Anyway, so how about for a mere $5 million, let's say,
dropping the bucket for you, for me to give you a full year
of the best pro-state manipulations, spin, and propaganda that I can come up with.
Disowning and disavowing, everything I've been saying for 30 years.
Telling everyone that resistance is futile,
that having a ruling class is inevitable, unavoidable, even necessary,
and if we just vote for the right guy, we can use the system for good.
And then after a year of that bullshit, I'll fake my death and disappear to the Bahamas or something.
So what do you say?
And you'll probably want assurances that I won't someday go back to advocating actual freedom,
but that would sort of take care of itself.
Since anyone who supports what I do today would instantly hate my guts
if I came out tomorrow and started pushing status bullcrap.
If I did that, me later trying to go back to advocating freedom
would probably go over about as well as it did for Dan Bungino.
But if you don't want to cough up the whole $5 million to pay me for some top-notch pro-authoritarian propaganda,
for a smaller sum, I could do something less drastic.
For a mere million dollars, I could just shut up from now on,
take all my videos down, take all my books out of circulation.
Or for the right price, I could sabotage myself on purpose in any number of ways.
I could do the pack mentality routine, feed into the divide and conquer game
by starting to blame the G's for everything or demonizing all black people
or all Mexicans or just all foreigners or whatever,
while still pretending to be pro-freedom.
The kind of thing likely to make lots of decent rational people
want to distance themselves from whatever I say and whatever I've said in the past.
Now I know your favorite technique is to have serious leverage over all your little puppets.
As insurance against them stepping out of line.
But since I'm not a demented evil piece of crap myself,
the Epstein method wouldn't actually work on me.
But for a reasonable fee, I could help you fabricate some lesser accusation.
So no one would want to listen to me or associate themselves with me ever again.
Then even if all my past books and videos were still in circulation,
they could just be dismissed as the work of that evil guy who got caught
pulling the wings off of butterflies or feeding kittens that alligators or whatever.
AI is good for that sort of thing these days.
Demonize the messenger until no one wants to hear the message.
And I could help you do it again for the right price.
So those are some of the options.
So what do you say?
I mean, trying to push against the grain,
trying to help un- indoctrinate humanity for all these years,
it's been tiring and often frustrating.
And I've been in debt for most of it.
Often stressed about finances while spending so much time and effort
trying to get humanity to outgrow the insane superstition of authority
and to not bow to you evil bastards.
I mean, I know you've already bought the souls of so many other
supposed pro-freedom voices and I think my asking price is more than fair.
So just let me know.
Just kidding.
I would die painfully broken alone before I'd ever help those evil shits.
And most of the people who watch my channel already know that.
So when after this video I suddenly disappear for a week,
maybe two, which I'm going to,
it's not because I'm dead and it's not because I sold out
and no, I'm not going on vacation or taking a break.
When I come back, I'll tell you why I temporarily disappeared.
You can all concoct weird conspiracy theories about it in the meantime.
I will say if you're happy that I'm not a bootlicking statist,
unlike some people,
and appreciate the fact that after 30 years of doing this,
I still state the bleeding obvious in a way that any idiot should be able to understand it,
then feel free to fling a couple bucks our way to support what we do here.
Any and all support is always much appreciated.
So Larkin Rose, signing off for now, going dark.
See you all in a week or two.