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It is the first iPhone to do this.

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Are you an experiencer?

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Have you ever seen a UFO or an orb?

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Today, we're going to take some LSD and go on a magical trip.

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Doodle, why not go all the way and just get me a cap and a sex change operation?

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Those are $500 sunglasses, asshole.

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He was designed to obey.

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I hope the next episode is just as good.

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Yeah, I mean it's interesting because you know a lot of people don't know this but yeah Ted

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Kaczynski went to Harvard at 16 because he was just really good at math.

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Ted Kaczynski, a brilliant mathematician had been living a hermit's life in a cabin in the

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Critique in the direction this whole society is headed

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Uncle Ted talks these ideas were spreading

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When touching grass and greener pastures

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Leaving behind the technology disaster

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Uncle Ted talks in my ear

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Uncle Ted talks crystal clear

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Uncle Ted

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It was good to Keanu to stop by.

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Break by break.

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I like a 25 minute intro.

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Good to everybody ready.

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Made it through a taco and a half during

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Was it just me or did Zendaya really want that techno Viking?

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I think so.

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I think she's given up on the chalamet and discovered there's a new man in Hollywood

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who starred in Smurfs 2 as a youngin and now is playing a role.

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There was a Smurfs 1?

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There's been a lot of Smurfs and Smurfs 2 may have been the best one yet.

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Was Smurfs 2 the one with the Goth Smurf?

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I haven't seen all of it yet.

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Mostly I'm just focused on the marketing and the Britney Spears tie-in.

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I remember when that movie came out and kids and stuff like that

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I remember they had like an evil Goth Smurfette character.

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Oh, of course.

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Yeah.

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Like a good male.

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Right?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Got it.

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Rihanna is Smurfette.

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Cool.

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Good idea.

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So does like handy Smurf come and beat the shit out of her because

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Smurfette gave him Smurfies after she smucked Smurf Z?

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Is that how the, is there a B storyline for that?

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John Goodman's Papa for, isn't he a little fat for Papa Smurf?

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Well, you know.

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I think they're just voice acting.

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Yeah, he's probably not live action then.

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Well, it was live action.

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I guess because Jacob Tremblay, who now plays Ted Krasinski in the

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Netflix unabomber movie is Zendaya's new hot piece.

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Okay.

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She's looking at him like, wow, he's younger than Shala May.

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He wears weird sweaters.

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He doesn't have to.

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Is Zendaya the one that looks like the lemur from Ice Age where

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her eyes are set like super borrowed?

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Dude, that's, tell me that that's not just a look anymore.

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Like, like, like the fetal alcohol, like the fetal alcohol

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syndrome, people are like, that's attractive.

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Right?

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Right.

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Like that fucking, they're banging on about that Sydney Sweeney

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last night and that chicks got up almost as badly as fucking

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Greta.

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Look, Sydney Sweeney is the queen of the Downs.

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All right.

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Don't besmirch the name of the queen of the Downs.

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I wasn't going to be Smurf it.

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Like Jesus, that, that chicks look at that chicks,

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eyes any wider, she'd be looking in two different directions.

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Right?

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Right?

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She does that.

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That is the queen's gambit actor.

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Is that Anna Taylor or something?

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She doesn't even have to move her head when she looks both ways

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to cross the street.

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Oh, peripheral vision.

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Yeah.

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Is Anna Taylor that fucking carcass, that carcassian chick?

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Probably.

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Yeah.

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I'm just wanting to like, like from the caucus mountain area

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Caucasian.

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Well, I was trying to source the location of Jacob Tremblay

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who plays Ted Krasinski in the new Netflix.

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Yeah.

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Howard said it is.

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It's that, it's that, it said she was hot in the Northman.

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Has she acted with Jacob Tremblay before?

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I don't know who Jacob Tremblay is.

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Oh, you're going to know because he's plays Ted

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Krasinski, the young Ted Krasinski.

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I saw that in your intro.

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He didn't look very Ted-like to me.

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No, he plays the young Ted.

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Yeah.

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It's not like we're really super familiar with 16-year-old

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at Harvard Ted.

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We've seen some pictures.

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It was just, you know, a standard button-down T-shirt,

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standard fairly short haircut, minimal sideburns, you know.

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There was a time before I had a beard.

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It did exist.

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Yeah.

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How does one act as a math genius?

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Just kind of look around the room and see numbers floating

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in the air.

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Well, you look at any girls and you go get away from me.

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That was in the trailer.

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Remember he gets kissed and he's like stop touching me.

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That was in the movie.

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That's that math genius behavior.

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So we're just days away before Netflix drops the Unabomber movie

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and we'll see how well they do.

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So Jacob Trembly being this young actor is now on the press tour

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promoting this new movie, which comes out in just a matter of days.

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So that's supposed to be about more of his young life?

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Well, that's what he talks about because he plays young Ted.

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I don't know if they have an actor for the old Ted

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and they haven't paraded him around.

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Why wouldn't?

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OK, if you're going to cast Uncle Ted,

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wouldn't your first phone call be to William H. Macy?

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Yeah.

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Or Ted Krasinski.

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I mean, Ted Krasinski, if you're casting old Uncle Ted,

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you know, Uncle Ted at the towards the end of his run.

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It's got to be Macy.

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It's got to be.

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Wouldn't you, wouldn't the first phone call you would make

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be to William H. Macy?

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Can you guys hear me?

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Yes.

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I might have to hop out and hop back in.

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Hold on.

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Yeah.

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Let me check one thing.

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Yeah.

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Macy's a shoe in on that.

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I mean, it's possible.

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I don't know.

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I don't know who they're.

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They could go real.

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They could go real excellent.

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And do Henry Cavill like a gruff,

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a gruff unshaving Henry Cavill.

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Right.

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Is Daniel Day Lewis busy?

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He's a great method actor.

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I bet Daniel Day Lewis would be great.

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Day Lewis would start mailing packages.

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He would.

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Wouldn't he?

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I mean, hey, let's fucking test drive this car.

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All right.

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What else are you going to do?

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How am I supposed to know how he feels if I don't know

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how he's felt while his package is getting out for delivery?

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Exactly.

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That's so get an unredacted copy of the Epstein list

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and start getting into the role.

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Method acting.

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Yeah.

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Well, he's way scarier than Ted Kaczynski.

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Daniel Day Lewis.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I like in in that fucking gangs of New York,

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he was fucking scary.

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God damn psycho.

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Yeah.

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I wouldn't have fucked with them.

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No, they fucked them dead rabbits.

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Right.

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I'm going to move to Boston where they're reasonable.

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Exactly.

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Daniel Day Lewis.

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No, we get Russell Crowe.

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Russell Crowe playing a psychiatrist.

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Russell Crowe got fat.

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The last good movie Russell Crowe did was Romper Stomper.

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I don't know what that.

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Oh, is that that one?

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That's that one.

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England or something about all the white nationalist gangs.

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Yeah.

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In Australia.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I see.

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I didn't actually watch it, but I seen like reviews or, you know,

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things talked about.

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It's corny, but it's like, but it's pretty brutal in part.

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It's an interesting film.

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I will add it to my queue.

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Romper Stomper.

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Is it on Netflix or 2B or Lulu or BB?

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No, I am not sure, man.

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I watched that on.

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I'm pretty sure I watched that on VHS, if not DVD.

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Oh, my preferred format.

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I will look for that.

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Right.

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He just became a rally.

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He's like, do you have the VHS?

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You got it on a physical format.

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Yeah, let's get physical.

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Tell me again about the cassette tapes.

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Oh, audio visual nerds.

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No.

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Right.

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Hey, dude, there's nothing like vinyl.

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There's nothing like uncompressed music through high fidelity

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headphones.

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It's a totally different listening experience, man.

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It really is.

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We were talking about it before the show.

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I am beyond disgusted with the sound quality and the additional

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compression that YouTube and Rumble and StreamYard and all of

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these other sites incorporate its ruining audio.

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I cannot stand it.

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Very true.

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Maybe a premium YouTube gold member's pass allows you to

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listen to better audio.

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I don't know.

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No.

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That's an added package.

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It ruined my career in classical music singing.

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Oh.

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FM radio?

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No, in YouTube.

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Oh.

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They compress the sound.

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You guys, if you're not aware, our own Ted Bennington used to

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perform under the name the Songbird of South Dakota.

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That's true.

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Little Benny Balderson toured all over the Old West and

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Plain States as part of a performing cowboy show where

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he dressed up and serenaded the audience, brought grown men

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to tears.

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And because of the poor audio quality for YouTube, we have

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been robbed of the Songbird of South Dakota.

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I think I missed a clip of it.

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Yeah?

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Oh.

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I think this is Bennington.

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Bennington confirmed this.

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All these miserable bastards, slaves to the traffic light

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glued to their computer screens, dorging themselves

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on Doritos and Mountain Dew while waiting for their

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pornography to download.

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And no one, not one person was interested in hearing

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my rendition of Old Man Rhythm.

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Was that you?

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It muted you again.

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Yeah, you were muted.

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All right.

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You have to unmute yourself.

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Right.

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He's still talking.

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He's singing.

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I can hear it.

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I said, I said you can obviously tell that did nothing for my

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voice.

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That was me.

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Right.

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In the days before digital audio.

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It would be funny as shit to hear Ben bust out with an

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Old Man River though.

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That would be all right.

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Well, that is part of the last Tuesday I was singing

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Sarah McLaughlin.

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I heard that.

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It was the angel song.

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Yeah.

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I was adopting dogs.

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I adopted a lot of dogs that night.

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I just like financially supporting them.

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Oh, you got confused that night.

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It was for adopting Ukrainians.

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Oh, well, if he adopted all bitches.

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So what's the difference between a dog and a Ukrainian?

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Three feet and a pack of cigarettes.

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And dogs usually aren't that angry.

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Yeah.

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Three vertical feet, not three actual feet.

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Because Ukrainians don't have three feet.

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Right.

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Well, despite nuclear facility rumors and stuff like that.

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Chernobyl.

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Yeah.

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The closer you are to Chernobyl, the higher the

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likelihood of you having an additional foot is.

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But, you know, well, if we have evidence for that.

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Right.

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Do we have evidence of nuclear weapons?

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From whom?

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From anyone.

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I mean, I feel like we're at this point in history where

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there's a lot of talk about certain countries not being

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able to develop a nuclear program, nuclear

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or proliferation, mutual or assured destruction.

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And it's just one great big poker game.

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I feel like if we could see the nuke in our time,

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like now, maybe next 48 hours, I don't know.

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I don't want to push any buttons here.

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But if we could see a nuclear destruction, a bomb going up,

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you know, an actual nuclear explosion, then we could say,

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well, nuclear explosions are in fact a real threat.

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And then maybe we could play around them that way.

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But at this point where it's sort of like a fear saying like duck

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and cover under a desk, I don't know.

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There's a lot of bombshells that are done on tests.

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The steel industry is the only way I could possibly point out

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that something like that has happened at all.

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I don't know where and when, but the steel industry,

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there's two different types of steel.

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There's steel produced post-nuclear age

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and steel pre-nuclear age.

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If you want your steel to have low background noise

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and not be rugged steel,

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then you must have the pre-nuclear age steel.

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And it's very expensive

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and a lot of people try and pirate old ships and whatnot.

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And go and drag them out in order to acquire that steel

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because it's extremely expensive.

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I think they call it low background steel.

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Kriszynski, you're on the background.

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Try and look it up to make sure.

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You can hear me now.

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There he is.

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I don't hear myself.

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All right.

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Yeah, it's called low background steel.

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Better, better, better.

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It's better for me.

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Better for me now too.

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Okay, perfect.

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Have you ever had any of that steel?

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That's Bennington?

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No, I have not done anything that,

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like maybe if you were doing like electron microscopes

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and things like that, you know, in areas like that,

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I did not make enough money last year

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to acquire an electron microscope.

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Yeah, that's a possibility.

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It's just a way to raise that market for that special steel.

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Yeah.

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Other low background materials such as ancient lead

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are sometimes used to store especially sensitive equipment.

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Okay.

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So these are the low background noise steel beams

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that we're melting?

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Yeah, what it is, is xenon.

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And they say that that's supposedly how you can tell

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if somebody's testing nukes.

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And that's the way that they're supposed to test it

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because there's a, it's called xenon 100.

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And every time.

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X.

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And every time they test a nuclear weapon,

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it raises the amount of xenon in the atmosphere.

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And the xenon spelled with an X in Ukraine.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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It's spelled with a backward C that has a line under it,

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maybe a tail.

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Fucking sterile.

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All right.

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Just having to understand the symbols.

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That's what, I don't know.

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Stop Howard!

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Hey Howard, did you see that movie Project Hail Mary?

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I did.

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I don't know how the fuck I saw that or why.

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Is that the movie with the gospel choir?

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No, it's got the...

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Gosling.

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Yeah, that guy.

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Gosling, not gospel.

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Gosling.

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Gosling, not gospel.

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Is he a Catholic in the movie?

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You see a Catholic, he's a teacher I think.

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I don't know if he's Catholic.

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Catholic school?

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There's some virus that eats plasma

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and it's going around eating stars.

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Okay.

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And fucking...

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Him and this other...

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Yeah, him and this alien meet up

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because they both kind of figure out

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where the source of the problem is

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and they both meet up outside of it

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and the alien is a rock.

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And he uses a xenon, a xenon,

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like a type of xenon to build everything that he built.

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That's why I brought that up.

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Which it wasn't xenon.

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I'm sure it wasn't xenon 100, obviously.

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Yeah.

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Did they use a rock?

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Because the rock was filming another

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gay ass movie with Kevin Hart?

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Yeah.

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They didn't get the rock from WWE.

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They got a different rock.

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Okay.

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Project Hail Mary, if I get this correct,

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is about something that's eating stars.

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Is this a metaphor for collapsing Hollywood?

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Ooh, let's hope so.

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Wouldn't it be great if the last movie

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Hollywood would all be the Ted Cruz

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and see a Unabomber story?

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Cheesy cute movie.

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Something you could watch with the kids or something.

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I did see earlier today, Ted Allen,

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where Netflix is putting out

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a Norm Macdonald documentary.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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No, it doesn't look like it.

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It's a...

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A Norm Macdonald tale or something like that.

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It actually looks pretty sweet.

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It's not like there's dirt

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on Norm either.

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It would have come out a million times.

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No, but Norm also didn't cater to none

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of the fucking political bullshit.

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Norm would walk in and be like,

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let me shit in your fucking pool.

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He was a bit of a right-wing

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hack there for a little bit.

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A little bit of a partisan hack.

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I love Norm.

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I'm forgiving him for all of that.

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But he did have some like...

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George Bush is a great man.

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I love George Bush.

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That's comedy.

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Maybe he was...

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I'm picturing him while Steve's saying that too.

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Maybe he was doing that

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to fuck with the ladies on the view.

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Maybe.

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Because that is the same where he was like,

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I killed a guy.

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Bill Clinton's a murderer.

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I'd like to get the murder out of the White House.

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That whole interview

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is fucking hilarious.

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Long as Norm.

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I think they're treating him nicely.

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I don't think they're

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dragging him or anything like that.

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At least that's not what you get from the trailer.

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With the trailer?

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If there is dirt on Norm McDonald,

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it's under his fingernails.

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This guy. Love working outside.

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Love working on his hands. Real man's man.

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I'm not disagreeing

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with you about the

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Japan being firebombs

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contrarian. I'm not disagreeing

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with that at all.

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He asked

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what evidence there could possibly be.

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That was 80 years ago, right?

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That was the only evidence

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I'm aware of.

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There are certain metals

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that supposedly pre-nuclear age

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and post-nuclear age

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are different.

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It's because of the Zenon 100 in it.

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Well, in Nicholas, the Fukushima

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thing is different.

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That's not a nuclear

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weapon. That's a nuclear

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power facility.

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Those obviously

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indefinitely exist

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all over the place.

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I think the thing

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where there's

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some questions

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is around the existence of nuclear

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bombs.

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Can you

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split the hydrogen atom

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and make it explode?

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Yes.

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The development of the atom bomb

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is one thing

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and then we have this evolutionary chart

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to say, well, we did the atom bomb.

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We split the atom and then we made

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an even bigger bomb and we call it

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a nuclear weapon.

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The idea that there are nuclear weapons.

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The splitting was fission

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and that produced what we were

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dealing with in Japan,

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supposedly.

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Then we moved up to fusion

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which turned into megatons

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instead of just tons.

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A lot more power

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out of the fusion.

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T-O-N-N-E-S.

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Is it like a British spelling?

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Yeah, probably.

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Does England have nuclear weapons?

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I don't think so.

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There's only what, five or six countries?

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Those countries should prove it.

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They should flex their muscles and let us know.

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We could get out of this

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political

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nuclear proliferation

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and get a mess with those guys

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and NATO said something

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and we agree with NATO.

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This is Ted Allen's subtle way

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of telling us he's all launched

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a xenon detection company

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and he's going to be able

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to contract with governments

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and charge them out the past.

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It's not even a company.

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It's xenon coin

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and it's on a Solana market

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and you can trade it on X right now.

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X.com on the markets.

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It's just one of those meme coins.

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Well,

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hopefully you'll do better

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in Hunter Biden.

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What's wrong with Hunter Biden?

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Well, his meme coin

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rugged within I think the first half hour.

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Remember

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a couple of months ago, Hunter Biden

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went on a rehabilitation tour

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and he was on...

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The xenon is not a radioactive

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isotope.

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So them saying that it releases xenon

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and raises the xenon level

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that's not saying that it's releasing

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radiation which is what we all know

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the problem is because people moved right the fuck

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back into fucking Nagasaki

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and Hiroshima.

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They didn't wait a fucking...

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They didn't wait a nuclear winter long.

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They didn't fucking...

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They just moved back in the next day.

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They built the universities right after.

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Yeah.

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Do we notice traces of xenon

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in like hair fibers?

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Do we mix them into carpets

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if we're...

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I've only ever heard it referenced

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in two different ways.

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One is in the metals because there's

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like I said low

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background metals

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and then also I've heard that they

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and this was from I believe Randall

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Carlson was talking about

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how that's how you tell

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whether

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a nuclear test has happened

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where they made a nuclear explosion

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that the xenon level

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will raise in the entire

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the whole world's atmosphere.

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The other thing that you see that in

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is glass dressmaker

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dummy heads.

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Interesting.

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So you are Taylor.

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They used to do

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I dated a chick that collected fucking glass heads.

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Oh the uranium glass?

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Yeah.

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My daughter collects that.

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But there's like

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it's not just

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the uranium in it

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like there's

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extreme amounts of xenon

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in the post nuclear era

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glass.

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The green glass?

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The green glass that glows when you hit it with the black light.

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There's different colors

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uranium's the green one and then there's other ones

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I don't remember what they are.

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A super light blue one too

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that's like rare as fuck.

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But it's almost like aquamarine.

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Nice.

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Nice.

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Yeah my daughter's got a little curio cabinet

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with all her little glowy's in it.

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My mother is same.

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What do you got?

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Is that the thin mint whip it?

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Is that the thin mint whip it time?

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It's in honor of the

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well the equinox's

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approach.

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This is

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this is aged maybe one or two years?

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I don't know.

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I mean you can kind of see the condensation

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on it.

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Keep striking it there homo.

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You know it's just

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You'll know it's working when it

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bursts off out of the top.

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Well you know it is the

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eclipse and we want to spread equality

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and the stars and the moon

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and the sky and everything.

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We're equinoxing that's right.

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Are we equinox maxing

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or are we equinox

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mogging?

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Maxing

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waxing waning.

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You know I think we just need to

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maybe get in the proper mood.

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Set the tone

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and

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I don't know if this is called a prayer

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if you would just

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take a moment.

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I've never

29:43.640 --> 29:45.040
done a whip it

29:45.040 --> 29:47.620
but from what I've been told

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yes they call it the wah-wah's for a reason.

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Apparently in your head it goes

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wah-wah-wah-wah-wah

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wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just

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like somebody has taken

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an oscilloscope

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to your

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the blood moving around inside

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of your brain.

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Yeah, I was just going to put it in my iced coffee

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and then go to an interview

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after we

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recognized the

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sun and the moon for their equality

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and the marriage of something.

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Have you

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you guys know Selena Fox?

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No. She does forest

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stuff.

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She's going to bring

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us into Equinox time and

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I don't know what time zone she's in but here we go.

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All hail

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the setting Equinox

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sun.

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All hail Equinox

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day that's done.

30:43.040 --> 30:44.140
All hail

30:44.800 --> 30:46.960
Equinox night to come.

30:46.960 --> 30:48.660
All hail

30:49.800 --> 30:51.080
Equinox magic

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begun.

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And so it begins.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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former assistant health

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secretary and transgender

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activist Rachel Levy.

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Looks good.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Gray Fox. Silver Fox.

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I like how the animal

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could spot it. Good to see that the years in the Biden administration

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didn't wear him down.

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I

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think she's

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still got that glow.

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Yeah.

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Healthy, natural aging.

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It's good.

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So what do you guys

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normally do on Equinox?

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Is this

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the virgin sacrifice

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thing or is this just where we

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do like

31:40.040 --> 31:42.560
caramel apples? I can't

31:42.560 --> 31:43.060
remember.

31:44.260 --> 31:45.400
It's not quite Jesus

31:45.400 --> 31:46.040
Queen yet.

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Holy fuck, you know what they were doing, Chris?

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I had to look this up because after you

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said that, that made me curious.

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They're calling Xenon 100

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basically

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dark matter detector containing 100

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kilograms scale liquid Xenon

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dark matter.

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So they're saying it's basically dark

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matter.

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Xenon is what

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like gasified dark

32:11.260 --> 32:12.880
matter? Well, the liquid

32:12.880 --> 32:14.820
scale liquid Xenon.

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Is it super heavy?

32:17.800 --> 32:21.140
Apparently, and it has ultra low

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levels of impurities

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and but it contains

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trace long lived radioactive

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isotopes. So they're super long

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lived.

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So I just took out my

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window unit air conditioner.

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Do I need to replace the Xenon in it now

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or should I wait till next

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summer to refill it?

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It's like I have to charge it.

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I don't think air conditioners take Xenon.

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My

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car one does.

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You hook it up to a pump

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and just driving it.

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Delorean? It's like

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is it the CFCs I put in it?

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Katerian says that

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Quinox was four days ago.

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Okay.

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It's Tuesday night

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and this is when we meet

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so this is our

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equinox.

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This is our equinox.

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This is our equinox

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tonight in the cabin.

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Oh it's freon.

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I'm almost

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charged for it.

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It's not exactly the same

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as Xenon.

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Not exactly.

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No, freon gets you way higher.

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Oh.

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Which

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I don't know.

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Have you tried Huff and Dark Matters?

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You know what man?

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There was a rave I was at in the late 90s.

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Right.

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I'm pretty sure.

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There used to be

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a

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heavy-duty nutrient

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additive for cannabis that was called

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and this was like

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back in the

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early 2000s

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and it was called Dark Matter and holy

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shit did that stuff stink.

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It was organic

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so you know any of the good

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organic fertilizers you open it up you're like

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Why did I smell it?

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It smells like fish death.

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Oh.

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Fish was mentioned.

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As long as it's not the band we're fine.

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That's the pH level.

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Right.

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And are they balanced?

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No.

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No.

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Me and Steven same exact.

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No.

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No.

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If we were doing clips we'd clip that.

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The coolest thing they ever did was get kicked out of Red Rocks.

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That's about the only cool thing you can say about them.

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Oh man.

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I didn't know they kicked anybody out of Colorado.

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All kinds of people

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have been kicked out of Red Rocks.

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They get kicked.

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Red Rocks is a natural amphitheater

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and if shit gets rowdy

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you ain't coming back.

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So at least they got kicked out of Red Rocks.

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After that I got nothing for them.

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Well okay.

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Well Red Rocks can retire because we got new

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amphitheaters in Minnesota.

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We got one in Granite City.

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We got one in Shakopee.

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We got all sorts of new amphitheaters.

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Shakopee.

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Yeah they might be closing them all

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because I think it's getting cooler out.

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My best friend from high school

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my best friend from high school lives in Shakopee.

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Have I been to his home?

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Have I seen his garage?

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I believe you have been to his garage.

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He's got great free on

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because that was a cold garage.

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Yeah.

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Yeah we went

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and stayed at Brian's house when we were coming back from

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Flattoberfest.

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We rode with me and we stopped at

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my buddy Brian's and Shakopee.

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That was the year with the hurricane.

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Yeah.

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And this year we're celebrating

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no hurricanes.

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No hurricanes have touched the Atlantic

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up to the Equinox period.

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I don't know if there's any planned

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hurricanes or not, but we might

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get to a winter without a hurricane this season.

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In Minnesota?

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We already had a couple here.

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That's California.

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I'm talking

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the other coast.

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The Atlantic coast.

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They're calling for us to just get piss hammered

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for this winter.

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Gavin Newsom

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has already declared

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a state of emergency

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on something that hasn't even happened

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or started.

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It's fall just started

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and he just declared a state of emergency

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over our winter storm.

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Yeah.

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So I don't know what that tells you guys.

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It was weird

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because I kept looking outside for rain.

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Nothing.

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No rain.

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Nothing at all.

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It rained like two or three days here.

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One day was pretty hard.

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The other two weren't.

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I got nothing in the forecast though.

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And it's

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next Thursday still supposed to be 82.

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Is it a soft rain?

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Just a little pitter patter.

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The other two days it was.

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The one day though it did rain hard

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one day.

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It's been sunny here.

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Yeah.

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It's been sunny in 80 here.

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It was cloudy today but that's okay.

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I needed it.

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I'm fucking...

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Look at the telegraph

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or telegram.

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Holy shit, the leafing process has been

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vicious.

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Did you say vicious?

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Joe motherfucking cool.

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What's up brother?

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Yeah,

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that seems to happen when you grow things

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that are fucking 15 feet tall.

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It gets a little tough.

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So the salmon can spawn

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and swim up and downstream?

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Well they can now that they're removing the dams.

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Actually the salmon

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have been returning quite a bit.

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So that actually is happening.

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I'm not some big fan of Newsom

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but the salmon are coming back up

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the streams that they originally used to go at.

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So I

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can get my chicken to see that one?

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Yeah.

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You probably don't want the one swimming up the creeks.

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Wild caught.

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It has to say wild caught.

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Yeah, you could go wild catch them.

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If you want to come see the salmon runs

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they're pretty cool.

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They'll actually

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flop.

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People don't realize

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our rivers are not really rivers

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by the time that summer ends.

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They're like a creek

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with fucking big patches of sand in the middle

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and they will flop their way

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across them patches of sand

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into the next part of the water.

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They don't care.

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I did learn about that.

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I know it's been two weeks since our last meeting

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and in the meantime

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I've been traveling

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looking for gas prices

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and I

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went over to South Dakota.

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Oh, nice.

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So you know that little corner South Dakota

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where there's a great big lake?

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There's a state park there.

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Oh, big stone?

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Yes, big stone.

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Very big stone, very big lake

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and driving west towards it

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that's where all the clouds were

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so all the clouds were over the lake

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and then there's a river

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going north and south

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which creates the border

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between Minnesota and the Dakota area

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and somewhere and there's a great big lake.

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Yeah, that lake is

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the border. The border

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cuts right through big stone.

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That's where I went in search of

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affordable gas prices.

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Nice.

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Mm-hmm.

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So here I was thinking I had to cross

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a really, really big bridge

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but no, the river was pretty much dry

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and the bridge

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wasn't that wide

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but I did cross over to South Dakota

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to find affordable

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gas prices.

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Still had them

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in South Dakota, huh?

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It was about 30 cents more

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affordable.

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Cheap gas, no flock cameras.

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Didn't see any.

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No.

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Even on the flock map

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North Dakota and South Dakota and Wyoming

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pretty much.

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That's beautiful.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I'd be a long drive to get over to Wyoming

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so I was just able to cross the border

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and then find the post office

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Linger Matt Casino

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complex.

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Right.

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Mm-hmm.

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Get all your chores done.

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Well, you get all those quarters

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and then you can take them over to Linger

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and wash your underwear.

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That Alan

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is wary from his long travels.

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Right.

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Mm-hmm.

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I'm in California.

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There is no place here that has reasonable gas prices.

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It's fucking ridiculous.

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Diesel's $9 a gallon now.

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$9.

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$9.99 down in San Diego.

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Wow.

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$9.79

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in LA

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gallon of gases

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between $7 and $8

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in and around places

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in Southern California.

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It's almost $7 here.

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The Bay Area.

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What are you paying?

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Ted Krasinski?

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I'm trying about $6.

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A little over $6.

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Yeah.

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Regular?

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Yeah.

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It's fucking...

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And not slowing down

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at all.

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The two biggest

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diesel refineries in the US

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are currently offline.

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Russia got a bunch of their diesel

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refineries

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drone bombed

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by the CIA

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with Ukrainian drones.

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I think there is one on fire today

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in California.

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I thought they were saying there was one on fire

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but it might be somewhere else in the States

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but I saw it on

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it just popped up on my YouTube

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news.

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Yeah.

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I don't know if they got the news in Ortonville

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or in Big Stone City

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or I spent some time

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Well, it's funny because obviously

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that's in the middle of the country

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and shipping is much easier

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in the outside of the country.

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That's where it comes in.

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So should we be paying that much?

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Fuck no.

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Fuck the fuck no.

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That's a good point.

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And diesel, they're extra special fucking us.

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Diesel's never been like this.

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When I was young

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diesel was cheaper than gas

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because diesel takes less refining.

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Yeah, but it does take

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heavy crude

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and

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for the heavy crude

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that's what

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Venezuela produces

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that's what

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like

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shale oil up in Canada

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produces and shit like that.

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And so it's not

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like we're not

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maybe the DEF bullshit

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maybe that

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because that's

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largely made with

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the

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Eurea

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Yeah.

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And a ton of that comes from Ukraine

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and a ton of that comes from Russia.

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Although from what I understand

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they're pulling back on the DEF

43:40.400 --> 43:42.100
because that's just been such a problem.

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They have to.

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They have to.

43:46.340 --> 43:48.480
Like dude, we had a generator that had DEF

43:48.480 --> 43:49.700
for like six months.

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I only use even six months, probably four months

43:52.320 --> 43:54.240
at least once a month

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they had to come out and work on that thing

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and every single time it was the DEF

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every single time.

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Everybody that I know

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that drives a big truck

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that's had any problems with their truck

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in the last five years, it's all been the DEF.

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Yeah.

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The DEF.

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Yeah, so that's an acronym.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it's a shit

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that they basically spray into the

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cylinders

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after it

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stops the afterburn

44:27.180 --> 44:30.120
what they used to do

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is

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there was actually a little bit of diesel that would get left over

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and the diesel

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in and of itself would put it out

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because people don't realize

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diesel don't ignite from fire.

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You can put a lighter right up to diesel fuel

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and it won't do nothing for you

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and nothing.

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So the diesel itself

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would actually put out the fire

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and fucking

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well now what that would do is

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it would leave a bunch of unburned diesel

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in the air and what not

44:58.760 --> 45:00.740
so then they switched it over to DEF

45:00.740 --> 45:02.360
and now the DEF's what does it

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and fucking it does not work.

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No, it's

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effectively like piss water

45:08.640 --> 45:11.260
just taking ionized water

45:11.260 --> 45:12.440
and throwing some

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granulated dried up piss in it

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and that's

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the entirety of DEF.

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Yeah, yeah.

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No, I was, it was a

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rental Jenny, it was a rental Jenny

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conferring because I had a big

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freeze pod at the time that I was running

45:32.800 --> 45:33.800
for a little bit

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and fucking

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so I needed a bigger three phase generator

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so I just had, I just rented one

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because my 20, I've got a 25K

45:42.140 --> 45:43.360
but I had to get a bigger one.

45:45.600 --> 45:46.200
My

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25K doesn't, it's

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the old white whisper watt

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it's not till the green whisper watts

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that they, that they have the DEF

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the white whisper watts and the

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and the orange ones don't have DEF.

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The diesel exhaust fluid.

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Yeah.

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Okay, all right, I was

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I was learning a little bit about lawn mowers

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and I think lawn mowers are

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similar to generators in

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some way.

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Uh, lawn mowers

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almost never going to be off diesel.

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Yeah, riding lawn mowers.

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Yeah, they're, they're gas.

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They're just gasoline unleaded.

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Yeah, just standard gas.

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I've never seen a two stroke lawn mower.

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Not a riding.

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Yeah. Have you seen

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riding lawn mowers racing?

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Yes. Okay, I did

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to this weekend.

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Well then you might want to put a two stroke on it.

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You might. Well

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No, I first

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I put the helmet on

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I put a steel on his

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fucking on his more on his fucking wheelchair.

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Oh, okay.

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So they were racing these

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they had the same engines

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and but they didn't really

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have a big enough

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strip. So it was almost

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like who can adjust

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the clutch first and get it

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right. Right.

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And then they would slip through the gears and if

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you didn't have that hand-eye coordination to get it

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you would just be like

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and the person would take off

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and you'd still be there and then you'd go and then

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it was just a few yards distance

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but they were tearing up their lawn.

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Nice. They removed the blades

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before anyone

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has that same concern. The blades were removed

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for the races.

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Yeah, that's

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you don't want to not do that.

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Right. Yeah.

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So they kind of

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you know John Deere does make

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a fucking and Kubota make a diesel

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fucking Jesus.

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What would you need a diesel lawn tractor for

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that's crazy.

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A small fuel.

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A small gas turbine engine.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Hmm.

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So I don't know if these were street legal or not

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but I do know

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that in my neighborhood there are

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there's some construction projects.

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So we did have

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some large

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reflective safety cones

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and we have some of those

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horse saw type open them up

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and they got the little flashing lights on them.

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So we could have closed down streets

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and we could have raced them

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for at least a mile.

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We could have done that

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but we didn't

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we stayed on private property.

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So it was a private affair

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which is what we did

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for the Ludifest task too.

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So that was also a private affair.

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Well you should get your dirty fish

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toss on your own property.

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What didn't want WCCO

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to come in and start talking

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to us.

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Man it's not like the 90s we did everything

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just out in the street back in the 90s

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we didn't give a fuck.

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Less cameras.

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That's the point.

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Yep.

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Just gotta have your own island these days.

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That's true.

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From one deer stand to the next.

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Exactly.

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Out in the middle of nowhere.

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Like we had zero fucks to give.

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And people were less snitchy

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about it too. People would just come out

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and watch you making an asshole out of yourself.

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Like oh

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that's better than what's on TV.

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Nothing else. I'm gonna go sit on the porch

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watch these boys hurt themselves.

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Right.

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That's true.

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Until someone calls WCCO

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and they send a news cop over.

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It is sad.

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these kids will never know

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how free it was

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to fucking not have

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something eyeballing you. What an asshole

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you could make out of yourself for

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at least two decades.

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The whole of America

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used to want 15 minutes of fame.

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And then they put a fucking

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camera and a microphone in everybody's

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hand and now all anybody wants is 15

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minutes of fucking privacy.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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100%.

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100%.

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I think the younger kids are all just

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they like looking

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looking down into their phone

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all day. It's all they know.

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They don't have another experience.

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Dude, we're gonna have

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Hi, Bubba.

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Hi, Bubba.

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What?

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Bubba's here to clip it.

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Bubba wants a clip because that was a good sound bite.

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Bubba wants a piece of ass. It looks like

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15 minutes of privacy for Bubba.

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Right. Ryan's going to pick up Christy

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and he wants to go on a ride.

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Why didn't I go?

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This is Bubba Lake. Hi, Bubba.

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Denman's?

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No idea what I was getting ready to say, Bubba.

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You dickhead.

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We'll mic him up.

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We'll get a little lapel and put it

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on the collar, Bubba.

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Oh, future generations

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are going to fucking

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look like the hunchback at Notre Dame

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because everybody walks with their fucking shoulders

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hunched in and their fucking head down

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now and that's how they sit all

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day every day.

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Yeah.

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The kink

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in their neck.

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Yeah.

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They have a neck kink.

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It's like a hump.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, like a kind of assist thing

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that forms.

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Yeah, they'll end up with like a hard

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and scaled hump because

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you know, it's built up

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and it's calloused over from years

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of having done that.

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So

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we'll slowly

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become a quadruped

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again instead of a biped.

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Long spindly fingers.

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We'll just keep tipping forward until

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we become a quadruped again.

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Fingers evolve for scrolling.

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This is how we evolve.

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Right.

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Scrolling on the thumb.

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Yeah, our thumbs will

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become like

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start looking like a big toe.

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The other

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fingers will just

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become more gangly and thinner

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and the bones will just

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become even more brittle.

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Yeah, just strong enough to hold the

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phone.

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We'll develop a second thumb.

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Well, you're going to need an extra thumb

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to hold the folding iPhone.

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Is it a phone?

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Is it a pad?

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Is it a device? Is it a screen?

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It folds in half.

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I think it's going to

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not do well.

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I heard about it. I think it might have been

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from you, but I don't remember.

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Somebody's talked about it and I haven't

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seen anything about it yet.

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We're in the new era of Apple.

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We have a new CEO.

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A new Apple keynote speaker.

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Ted Krasinski, following the Apple news

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and the Apple products.

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I saw

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the newest release

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of the iOS

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27.

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But then I realized that the folding

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phone

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Oh, Oswald gets comment in the night.

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We should distribute

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Ted manifestos at every

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installed flock camera.

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Was I supposed to emphasize the flock?

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Where's the manifestos?

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The flock emphasizes

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the manifesto.

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Says, hey, look.

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He was right.

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It's bad.

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It's going to get much worse soon.

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Okay.

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And that's where

53:40.860 --> 53:42.760
I wonder if the Netflix

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unabomber movie

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with trembley

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trembley

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that releases in a number of days, maybe

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three days.

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It's a movie on Netflix.

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It's not a limited series.

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Right, but how soon

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can we see it?

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I thought it was a limited series.

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No, it's

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it's not that long. It's not a 10-hour,

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not like an eight-hour limited series.

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It's probably like one of that many series.

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It's like three episodes

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or something. The guy from Avatar

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was in

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the other limited unabomber series on USA

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and that.

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I think moved over to

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one of the streaming platforms.

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What does it name, Sam?

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Which Avatar?

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The Blue People

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or the good one?

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The James Cameron Titanic.

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The cinematic Titanic, yeah.

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The main guy who's in all of them.

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Sam Worthington.

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Three of five films

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have released, I think.

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They had the original and then they had the water

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and then they had the fire.

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And then I think they're doing all the elements.

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Are they?

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I think that was the plan.

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Like Chinese

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elements.

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Wood. That sounds like the

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airbender. They got five.

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Oh, so that's the airbender one.

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Yeah, well, I mean it's all Avatar

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so it has to have the airbender.

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That's weird, I didn't even realize that.

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Yeah, the reality pending.

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The Avatar cartoon was

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fantastic.

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Was that

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the Nickelodeon

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project?

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Did they do a broadcast?

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Yeah, they did

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a live action-ish

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in Netflix last year.

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I actually watched that.

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It was pretty excellent, actually.

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They did a pretty good job

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with it.

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I believe they're doing

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Real Life Willy Wonka

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show on.

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Like a reality show

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where we get to see the inside of

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a chocolate factory.

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Kind of like what they did with the Squid Game

55:56.720 --> 55:57.920
but Willy Wonka.

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So it's a Chinese candy factory.

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The Americans,

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I believe.

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Do they use real honey and will Winnie the Pooh make an appearance?

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I'm not sure.

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I saw a brief bit of a trailer

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that someone said

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it synced exactly to Ready Player One's trailer

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and then they showed it

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and it was kind of interesting

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how it was exactly synced.

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Was that synced

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to Rush 2112

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or John Sawyer

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or Natar Elbone?

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No, it wasn't that advanced.

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Just the Ready Player One trailer

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and whatever song was playing

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in the background of that.

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I think it was Rush.

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That was a Steven Spielberg project.

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He likes Rush, right?

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He likes Aliens.

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He does. I still haven't seen them.

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Disclosure Day.

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Hairless,

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boyish,

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wrinkled skin,

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Aliens.

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Spielberg.

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Spielberg.

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Spielberg.

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Berger.

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You're going to make

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Uncle Ted look really bad, I'm guessing.

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I think they're going to make him look

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really sexy.

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That's why they got a young actor playing him.

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It's Netflix.

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The only reason that he's not already

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black is because

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we have photos

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of the unabomber.

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I guarantee you

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with freaking Trimbley or whatever

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they're going to make him gay.

57:34.860 --> 57:35.920
Trimbley.

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They're going to make him gay.

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If they can't make him black

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or if they can't make him like a Polynesian

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furry or something like that,

57:44.720 --> 57:46.080
they're going to make him gay.

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Asexual.

57:47.720 --> 57:50.900
Yeah, definitely he's going to have

57:50.900 --> 57:52.720
late and homosexual tendencies because

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they're like overly groipers

57:54.980 --> 57:56.500
in cell tendencies

57:56.500 --> 57:57.620
or something like that.

57:58.020 --> 58:00.500
They're going to make him look like a Nick Fuentes fan.

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Trimbley closeted gay

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who will immediately

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date a cat boy.

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That's what they're...

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I hope I'm wrong.

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I do, I hope I'm wrong.

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And that's part of the reason that he went

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psycho and went and lived in a cabin

58:19.600 --> 58:21.460
and started harming society because

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it was just, you know, repression.

58:24.340 --> 58:25.240
Repression, you know?

58:25.500 --> 58:25.640
Yeah.

58:29.520 --> 58:31.940
I wonder if they're going to show us how his brother

58:31.940 --> 58:33.560
lived in a cabin first.

58:34.380 --> 58:36.560
Right, and then was a fucking rat.

58:37.180 --> 58:37.880
Real rat.

58:38.380 --> 58:39.460
I wouldn't stand

58:40.340 --> 58:41.200
where I'm from.

58:44.620 --> 58:45.100
Right.

58:46.440 --> 58:48.780
He was just hanging out in Upstate New York.

58:49.440 --> 58:49.900
Ted's brother.

58:50.320 --> 58:53.040
I think still is hanging out in Upstate New York.

58:53.300 --> 58:55.180
I saw you, I think you did a podcast recently

58:55.180 --> 58:56.900
and I was like, what a piece of shit.

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Did you see

58:58.820 --> 58:59.300
where

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Tim

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Butterley

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stand-up comedian

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had

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Jody, Jody Plush

59:13.580 --> 59:15.100
on a show.

59:15.940 --> 59:18.080
You guys remember Gary Plush, right?

59:18.200 --> 59:19.220
It's the famous

59:19.220 --> 59:21.700
still image of the father

59:21.700 --> 59:23.500
who's at a payphone

59:23.500 --> 59:25.180
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

59:25.180 --> 59:28.200
Yeah, Tim Butterley had that guy's son

59:28.200 --> 59:28.660
on.

59:29.360 --> 59:29.880
Yeah.

59:31.480 --> 59:32.680
He got the son?

59:33.220 --> 59:34.900
No shit.

59:35.300 --> 59:37.680
It is a fun, Tim Butterley's

59:37.680 --> 59:39.840
a stand-up comic who smokes a lot at weed

59:39.840 --> 59:42.020
and eats mushrooms and fucking, you know,

59:42.160 --> 59:43.300
like a regular dude.

59:43.900 --> 59:45.180
And he gave

59:45.180 --> 59:47.300
an incredible interview.

59:48.060 --> 59:49.580
Like the questions

59:49.580 --> 59:51.820
and it was really freaking cool.

59:52.040 --> 59:54.280
I'll pull it up and drop it in the private chat

59:54.280 --> 59:55.320
so you guys can watch it later.

59:55.320 --> 59:55.600
But

59:57.140 --> 59:59.700
Yeah, man. It was interesting as hell.

01:00:00.260 --> 01:00:00.880
Wow.

01:00:01.240 --> 01:00:02.160
That's wild.

01:00:03.320 --> 01:00:04.420
That's wild.

01:00:05.240 --> 01:00:07.260
The title of the episode

01:00:07.260 --> 01:00:08.740
is called Why Gary Why.

01:00:10.880 --> 01:00:11.040
You're

01:00:11.040 --> 01:00:12.120
fucking

01:00:12.120 --> 01:00:15.380
that dude's dad. There should be like

01:00:15.380 --> 01:00:17.520
on like the number one dad mugs.

01:00:17.840 --> 01:00:18.080
Right.

01:00:20.560 --> 01:00:21.080
Like

01:00:23.720 --> 01:00:25.420
that's the kind of shit that women

01:00:25.420 --> 01:00:27.180
actually want because they know that

01:00:27.180 --> 01:00:28.640
they're going to be safe then

01:00:29.220 --> 01:00:31.240
because fucking that dude was willing

01:00:31.240 --> 01:00:33.000
to go and do whatever it took

01:00:33.000 --> 01:00:34.440
and fucking

01:00:35.060 --> 01:00:37.540
take care of the problem. Fuck that guy.

01:00:38.260 --> 01:00:39.680
I've added it to my queue.

01:00:41.060 --> 01:00:42.440
Why Gary, why would

01:00:42.440 --> 01:00:43.660
J-Jody

01:00:46.960 --> 01:00:48.000
plush ploush

01:00:49.260 --> 01:00:49.920
That's wild.

01:00:50.800 --> 01:00:51.500
But yeah.

01:00:51.920 --> 01:00:54.300
Dude, it blew my mind when I saw the thumbnail.

01:00:55.480 --> 01:00:56.400
And I don't

01:00:56.400 --> 01:00:57.980
know Tim personally.

01:00:59.460 --> 01:00:59.960
We've

01:00:59.960 --> 01:01:01.700
talked a handful of times and shit like that.

01:01:02.700 --> 01:01:03.320
Tim Butterly.

01:01:03.660 --> 01:01:04.560
Yeah, but

01:01:04.560 --> 01:01:06.340
I had

01:01:08.620 --> 01:01:10.200
very, very, very thoughtful.

01:01:10.520 --> 01:01:11.540
Very considerate.

01:01:14.040 --> 01:01:14.840
like dude

01:01:16.220 --> 01:01:17.580
Butterly's obviously

01:01:17.580 --> 01:01:18.140
had

01:01:18.680 --> 01:01:20.840
spent time with people

01:01:20.840 --> 01:01:22.540
who have been through traumatic shit.

01:01:22.640 --> 01:01:24.020
You know what I mean? Like there's

01:01:24.020 --> 01:01:26.580
if somebody's been through something incredibly

01:01:26.580 --> 01:01:28.220
wild, you do kind of

01:01:28.620 --> 01:01:29.600
have a

01:01:30.660 --> 01:01:32.800
little bit of a different track you take

01:01:32.800 --> 01:01:33.240
with them.

01:01:34.560 --> 01:01:36.580
Right. 100%

01:01:37.360 --> 01:01:38.600
Oh, that's their name

01:01:38.600 --> 01:01:39.540
is Casey Anthony.

01:01:40.520 --> 01:01:42.420
Right. Casey

01:01:42.420 --> 01:01:43.000
Clancy.

01:01:44.140 --> 01:01:44.660
Clansony.

01:01:46.440 --> 01:01:47.480
Casey Clansony.

01:01:48.080 --> 01:01:50.660
I was on a show about that last night.

01:01:50.820 --> 01:01:51.620
That shit was wild.

01:01:52.080 --> 01:01:54.680
I almost popped in on that. How was that?

01:01:55.460 --> 01:01:56.900
Fuck, and it was wild.

01:01:57.280 --> 01:01:57.840
It was wild.

01:01:58.620 --> 01:02:00.000
I figured it would get like

01:02:00.980 --> 01:02:02.240
borderline shit, showy.

01:02:03.060 --> 01:02:04.600
Yeah, some leftist did

01:02:04.600 --> 01:02:05.140
show up.

01:02:05.980 --> 01:02:08.620
Your buddy Ryan showed up. We know you love him.

01:02:09.720 --> 01:02:10.380
That's the

01:02:12.260 --> 01:02:13.380
certified sociopath.

01:02:13.680 --> 01:02:14.800
Even more children, brother.

01:02:15.680 --> 01:02:17.280
No, this is the math guy.

01:02:17.600 --> 01:02:18.720
The learning is fun.

01:02:19.020 --> 01:02:21.440
Radical coder. Radical coder.

01:02:21.780 --> 01:02:22.840
Okay, fucking

01:02:22.840 --> 01:02:23.980
Teemu Destiny.

01:02:25.520 --> 01:02:27.100
Actually, I prefer Ryan.

01:02:27.460 --> 01:02:28.920
He's a much cooler guy.

01:02:29.480 --> 01:02:30.260
Well, it's cheaper.

01:02:30.700 --> 01:02:32.460
You pick up a Destiny way cheaper

01:02:32.460 --> 01:02:33.620
if you buy him off a Teemu.

01:02:34.860 --> 01:02:36.560
I thought I thought Wic was

01:02:36.560 --> 01:02:38.380
I thought Wic was kind of Teemu Destiny.

01:02:38.380 --> 01:02:40.140
Dude, Garland called me today.

01:02:40.640 --> 01:02:41.980
And he's like, hey, man,

01:02:42.440 --> 01:02:44.500
I got an email invite to be on a show

01:02:44.500 --> 01:02:46.200
with you from the

01:02:46.200 --> 01:02:47.100
that guy.

01:02:47.660 --> 01:02:50.520
Yeah, yeah. And Garland's like, look, man,

01:02:50.620 --> 01:02:52.180
I'mma tell this fool, Vincent.

01:02:53.420 --> 01:02:54.360
If you invite

01:02:54.360 --> 01:02:56.560
another retard on, I'm not taking it

01:02:56.560 --> 01:02:58.420
out on the retard. I'm taking it out on you.

01:02:59.420 --> 01:03:00.560
You know, and I was like, hey,

01:03:00.800 --> 01:03:02.180
in fairness, I, Vincent

01:03:02.180 --> 01:03:04.180
didn't invite Destiny on.

01:03:04.540 --> 01:03:06.380
Nor did he know Destiny was coming.

01:03:06.380 --> 01:03:08.140
Wic did not say who he was.

01:03:08.340 --> 01:03:09.860
Yeah, but Garland was

01:03:09.860 --> 01:03:13.620
ready to take it out on Vincent.

01:03:13.860 --> 01:03:15.780
And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:03:15.780 --> 01:03:16.460
No, no, no, no.

01:03:17.200 --> 01:03:17.640
Before

01:03:18.740 --> 01:03:20.220
before you get fucking,

01:03:20.660 --> 01:03:21.860
you know, lippy,

01:03:22.060 --> 01:03:24.140
let me throw this at you.

01:03:24.200 --> 01:03:25.100
He was like, oh, okay.

01:03:25.660 --> 01:03:28.400
Yeah, we were not nobody knew that the

01:03:28.400 --> 01:03:30.560
Destiny was coming. Wic went and got Destiny

01:03:30.560 --> 01:03:32.420
all on his own, which helped him

01:03:32.420 --> 01:03:33.420
not at all.

01:03:35.080 --> 01:03:36.120
We all have

01:03:36.120 --> 01:03:37.640
a day with Destiny someday.

01:03:38.080 --> 01:03:39.960
I was like, Garland, what you did

01:03:39.960 --> 01:03:41.720
is what everybody should do

01:03:41.720 --> 01:03:43.240
if they encounter

01:03:43.840 --> 01:03:45.440
Destiny. You shouldn't take him

01:03:45.440 --> 01:03:47.400
seriously. You should be like, this is an

01:03:47.400 --> 01:03:49.760
unhinged time waster. Get him fucking out of here.

01:03:50.320 --> 01:03:52.080
So Destiny is a blue-haired

01:03:52.080 --> 01:03:53.640
exotic stripper streamer

01:03:54.140 --> 01:03:54.660
cam.

01:03:55.960 --> 01:03:57.180
I was gonna say girl.

01:03:57.580 --> 01:03:59.420
Wait, so that Ryan kid isn't Destiny.

01:04:00.880 --> 01:04:01.400
Yeah.

01:04:01.400 --> 01:04:03.140
He is Destiny. Yeah.

01:04:03.660 --> 01:04:05.700
That's what I thought. In terms of

01:04:05.700 --> 01:04:07.440
political affiliation,

01:04:07.800 --> 01:04:09.520
talking points, discord servers.

01:04:10.540 --> 01:04:11.820
But he's not actually Destiny.

01:04:14.220 --> 01:04:15.260
Not Manifest,

01:04:15.520 --> 01:04:17.220
Lee. No, the

01:04:17.220 --> 01:04:19.800
character Destiny with the blue hair.

01:04:20.020 --> 01:04:21.440
This is the same guy or a different guy.

01:04:21.580 --> 01:04:22.420
I never could tell.

01:04:23.860 --> 01:04:25.420
They're technically different

01:04:25.420 --> 01:04:27.240
people, but we've never

01:04:27.240 --> 01:04:29.700
seen them in the same room at the same time.

01:04:30.400 --> 01:04:31.480
Well, it's a hive

01:04:31.480 --> 01:04:33.620
mind. So they're downloading their

01:04:33.620 --> 01:04:35.760
ideology from the same discord servers

01:04:35.760 --> 01:04:36.840
simultaneously.

01:04:37.820 --> 01:04:39.700
And that's where if we do

01:04:39.700 --> 01:04:41.700
get into a little bit of the quick that

01:04:41.700 --> 01:04:43.440
happened last Tuesday.

01:04:44.220 --> 01:04:44.520
Yeah.

01:04:45.700 --> 01:04:46.300
Okay.

01:04:47.900 --> 01:04:50.220
For people who are tuning in

01:04:50.220 --> 01:04:51.780
last Tuesday,

01:04:52.060 --> 01:04:53.860
a week ago from Tuesday, September 22nd

01:04:54.300 --> 01:04:55.040
last week,

01:04:55.580 --> 01:04:57.540
there was not a regular scheduled

01:04:57.540 --> 01:04:59.840
Uncle Ted Talks because there was

01:04:59.840 --> 01:05:01.480
a differently scheduled

01:05:02.440 --> 01:05:03.280
debate

01:05:03.280 --> 01:05:05.040
situation due to

01:05:05.040 --> 01:05:07.520
time zones and flux capacitors

01:05:07.520 --> 01:05:08.480
and xenons and

01:05:09.140 --> 01:05:10.960
anons and

01:05:11.540 --> 01:05:13.780
acronyms and destinies

01:05:13.780 --> 01:05:14.840
and wicks and

01:05:15.540 --> 01:05:17.660
just a whole ball of

01:05:17.660 --> 01:05:19.380
confusion for

01:05:19.380 --> 01:05:21.320
Uncle Ted Talks, loyal

01:05:21.320 --> 01:05:23.620
viewers who tuned in and discovered that

01:05:23.620 --> 01:05:24.500
it was in fact

01:05:24.500 --> 01:05:26.460
not a Ted Talk.

01:05:26.780 --> 01:05:28.480
There was not a Cabin Camp

01:05:28.480 --> 01:05:29.900
Out meeting.

01:05:30.180 --> 01:05:32.120
It was a blood sports

01:05:32.120 --> 01:05:34.080
debate with

01:05:34.080 --> 01:05:35.960
people rolling dice

01:05:36.500 --> 01:05:37.860
and not wanting to play

01:05:38.500 --> 01:05:39.080
Yahtzee games.

01:05:40.000 --> 01:05:40.860
Yahtzee games.

01:05:41.460 --> 01:05:44.020
I was on a plane on September 11th

01:05:44.020 --> 01:05:45.880
to have fun

01:05:46.360 --> 01:05:48.060
this year

01:05:48.060 --> 01:05:49.620
and this last week.

01:05:49.960 --> 01:05:50.980
What year is this year?

01:05:52.040 --> 01:05:52.580
2026.

01:05:53.220 --> 01:05:54.920
Okay, so you are on our timeline.

01:05:55.500 --> 01:05:57.240
Yeah, fun pilot announcement

01:05:57.240 --> 01:05:59.580
how he made it a big thing

01:05:59.580 --> 01:06:00.320
and he said

01:06:01.720 --> 01:06:03.900
it was 25 years ago

01:06:03.900 --> 01:06:05.100
that a group of passengers

01:06:05.100 --> 01:06:07.020
just like you helped

01:06:07.020 --> 01:06:09.140
take down a plane in Pennsylvania.

01:06:09.440 --> 01:06:11.020
If you're going to make an announcement

01:06:11.020 --> 01:06:12.960
the announcement better be

01:06:12.960 --> 01:06:14.940
that this is the 25th year anniversary

01:06:14.940 --> 01:06:17.220
of the best-selling Christian Rock album

01:06:17.220 --> 01:06:19.180
of all time and if you don't know

01:06:19.180 --> 01:06:20.000
that satellite

01:06:20.000 --> 01:06:22.080
if you don't know your space

01:06:22.820 --> 01:06:23.360
albums

01:06:23.980 --> 01:06:26.680
satellite, if you don't know what POD stands for

01:06:26.680 --> 01:06:27.760
it's not POD

01:06:28.640 --> 01:06:30.200
you can't say POD

01:06:30.200 --> 01:06:32.020
it's P-O-D

01:06:32.940 --> 01:06:34.360
I do not know

01:06:34.360 --> 01:06:36.160
in fact to know what POD stands for.

01:06:36.180 --> 01:06:37.580
You know the use of the nation.

01:06:38.140 --> 01:06:39.360
POD is a nation.

01:06:40.380 --> 01:06:41.820
We are, we are.

01:06:42.900 --> 01:06:45.160
Me and Ted Allen are a little younger

01:06:45.160 --> 01:06:47.260
than the rest of y'all

01:06:47.260 --> 01:06:47.920
sorry generation.

01:06:48.320 --> 01:06:50.580
That is what I wrote in my planner.

01:06:50.800 --> 01:06:51.880
I said Tuesday

01:06:51.880 --> 01:06:56.060
the album from Payable on Death Drops

01:06:56.060 --> 01:06:56.600
satellite.

01:06:57.060 --> 01:06:58.180
I had it pre-ordered.

01:06:58.400 --> 01:07:00.600
I think I had to go home

01:07:00.600 --> 01:07:01.500
and was it in my mail?

01:07:01.640 --> 01:07:03.800
No, this is 2001.

01:07:05.740 --> 01:07:07.660
He didn't talk about that.

01:07:07.840 --> 01:07:08.560
He didn't bring it up.

01:07:08.980 --> 01:07:11.740
I more than likely went to a Wednesday night

01:07:11.740 --> 01:07:12.620
youth group meeting

01:07:13.260 --> 01:07:15.380
where there was a bootleg copy

01:07:15.380 --> 01:07:17.780
playing very loudly in the gymnasium

01:07:17.780 --> 01:07:19.560
and we were listening to

01:07:19.560 --> 01:07:21.940
boom, here comes the boom

01:07:21.940 --> 01:07:23.400
like it or not

01:07:24.060 --> 01:07:25.760
with the boys from the south

01:07:26.400 --> 01:07:26.960
with

01:07:26.960 --> 01:07:28.980
the Swedish rock

01:07:28.980 --> 01:07:30.320
How you like me now?

01:07:30.600 --> 01:07:32.300
Blind sight. How you like me now?

01:07:32.500 --> 01:07:33.900
How you like me now?

01:07:34.160 --> 01:07:35.560
How you like me now?

01:07:39.340 --> 01:07:41.720
So for the 25th anniversary of

01:07:41.720 --> 01:07:43.240
Payable on Death Satellite Album

01:07:43.240 --> 01:07:44.900
they celebrated by releasing

01:07:44.900 --> 01:07:46.400
a Dixon flannel

01:07:46.400 --> 01:07:48.820
variety with the satellite colors

01:07:48.820 --> 01:07:50.780
of blue and silver and kind of green

01:07:50.780 --> 01:07:51.800
so it's like a flannel

01:07:51.800 --> 01:07:53.920
that you can purchase and wear

01:07:53.920 --> 01:07:56.340
and it has like the POD embroidery

01:07:56.340 --> 01:07:57.480
on it or something

01:07:57.480 --> 01:08:01.000
just something you can buy

01:08:01.000 --> 01:08:02.280
if you're a consumer

01:08:02.280 --> 01:08:03.380
and you like shopping

01:08:05.220 --> 01:08:06.340
fashion flannels

01:08:07.100 --> 01:08:08.300
no hoodie on it.

01:08:08.400 --> 01:08:10.160
It's too bad the pilot didn't just play

01:08:10.160 --> 01:08:12.940
one of those POD songs

01:08:12.940 --> 01:08:14.420
or something but he instead

01:08:15.560 --> 01:08:16.740
invited everyone

01:08:16.740 --> 01:08:17.900
to join

01:08:17.900 --> 01:08:20.580
hands and celebrate or give a hand

01:08:20.580 --> 01:08:22.900
give a round of applause for the special occasion

01:08:22.900 --> 01:08:23.840
that we were celebrating

01:08:24.500 --> 01:08:25.940
so it was very strange.

01:08:26.860 --> 01:08:29.060
I'm weirded out by all of the people

01:08:29.060 --> 01:08:29.920
who are fucking

01:08:29.920 --> 01:08:31.580
like the grown men

01:08:31.900 --> 01:08:34.440
in their 40s who were creaming their panties

01:08:34.440 --> 01:08:35.420
over a limp biscuit

01:08:35.980 --> 01:08:37.200
in 2026

01:08:38.100 --> 01:08:39.700
they performed live

01:08:39.700 --> 01:08:41.180
on top of the World Trade Center

01:08:41.180 --> 01:08:43.480
he's running around

01:08:43.480 --> 01:08:45.440
with fucking Cory Feldman

01:08:47.700 --> 01:08:49.480
like what the fuck

01:08:49.480 --> 01:08:50.340
is going on

01:08:50.340 --> 01:08:53.180
didn't machine gun Kelly do something with

01:08:53.180 --> 01:08:54.940
I don't know who that is

01:08:54.940 --> 01:08:55.940
and I don't want to know

01:08:55.940 --> 01:08:57.840
you know who that is

01:08:58.460 --> 01:09:00.720
the old bank robber

01:09:00.720 --> 01:09:02.200
St. Valentine's Day Massacre

01:09:02.200 --> 01:09:03.220
it's a different holiday

01:09:03.920 --> 01:09:04.440
okay

01:09:05.040 --> 01:09:06.760
I did listen to it

01:09:06.760 --> 01:09:07.920
it's a birthday massacre

01:09:08.580 --> 01:09:10.740
it's that dude that can only take one dab

01:09:12.060 --> 01:09:13.660
do you want to

01:09:13.660 --> 01:09:14.340
do you want to sing

01:09:14.340 --> 01:09:16.900
pop punk now who is a rapper

01:09:16.900 --> 01:09:18.820
I think he did a song with

01:09:18.820 --> 01:09:20.460
Red Durst

01:09:20.460 --> 01:09:21.160
you know I got

01:09:23.400 --> 01:09:25.260
AFI, American Film Institute

01:09:25.880 --> 01:09:27.380
you know I partied with him

01:09:27.380 --> 01:09:27.900
once Chris

01:09:27.900 --> 01:09:30.800
yeah that's a true story

01:09:30.800 --> 01:09:32.380
how was it was he okay

01:09:32.900 --> 01:09:34.240
seems like he might be a little

01:09:34.240 --> 01:09:35.360
I don't know

01:09:37.680 --> 01:09:39.200
that was before

01:09:39.200 --> 01:09:40.760
he hooked up with Megan

01:09:40.760 --> 01:09:42.260
from Transformers

01:09:42.260 --> 01:09:43.140
I don't know

01:09:44.420 --> 01:09:45.940
this girl that I knew

01:09:45.940 --> 01:09:48.260
this girl that I was dating she wanted to

01:09:48.260 --> 01:09:50.100
go see him

01:09:50.100 --> 01:09:52.320
it was the year that he was rapper of the year

01:09:53.160 --> 01:09:53.980
and fucking

01:09:54.620 --> 01:09:55.960
we went to a concert

01:09:56.640 --> 01:09:58.960
and then there were some guys passing a joint

01:09:58.960 --> 01:10:01.060
but they didn't have a lighter so I handed them a lighter

01:10:01.060 --> 01:10:02.840
so then they included me in on the joint

01:10:02.840 --> 01:10:05.120
you know which of course I said yes

01:10:05.120 --> 01:10:06.120
and fucking

01:10:06.120 --> 01:10:08.480
the security kicked us out

01:10:08.480 --> 01:10:11.340
and those other guys

01:10:11.340 --> 01:10:12.780
they got into a fight with security

01:10:12.780 --> 01:10:14.320
about it an actual fist fight

01:10:14.320 --> 01:10:16.640
and I just left and walked around the corner

01:10:16.640 --> 01:10:17.460
and went back in

01:10:18.560 --> 01:10:20.520
I was like you guys are busy

01:10:20.520 --> 01:10:23.500
and went back in

01:10:23.500 --> 01:10:23.620
and

01:10:25.420 --> 01:10:26.380
MGK's manager

01:10:27.340 --> 01:10:28.240
saw all that

01:10:28.240 --> 01:10:30.140
and he came up to me he was like you got any more weed

01:10:30.140 --> 01:10:31.800
and I was like nah that was them guys as weed

01:10:31.800 --> 01:10:33.500
but I got some dabs in my truck

01:10:34.420 --> 01:10:36.300
and so then he invited me on the bus

01:10:36.960 --> 01:10:38.340
and fucking I was like

01:10:38.340 --> 01:10:39.060
he told me this

01:10:39.060 --> 01:10:41.100
he was behind the stage

01:10:41.100 --> 01:10:43.440
behind the scenes after party

01:10:43.440 --> 01:10:46.300
we went on the bus and for the after party

01:10:46.300 --> 01:10:48.520
and I was partying with the band

01:10:48.520 --> 01:10:49.560
and he was inside

01:10:49.560 --> 01:10:51.600
cause he's the last one to come out or whatever

01:10:51.600 --> 01:10:53.520
and sign an autograph

01:10:53.520 --> 01:10:55.200
and just shower first

01:10:55.200 --> 01:10:57.100
and he comes on the bus

01:10:57.100 --> 01:10:58.620
and everybody's coughing all hard

01:10:58.620 --> 01:11:00.640
and he's like I want one of what he's having

01:11:01.380 --> 01:11:03.800
and he comes over and it's a nectar collector

01:11:03.800 --> 01:11:05.580
and he takes a fucking dab off it

01:11:05.580 --> 01:11:07.180
and then he starts coughing so hard

01:11:07.180 --> 01:11:08.800
I had to time it cause he's doing this

01:11:08.800 --> 01:11:12.420
and I reached out and snatched that fucking nectar collector

01:11:12.420 --> 01:11:13.100
and I said

01:11:13.100 --> 01:11:14.520
you're gonna ruin the party bro

01:11:14.520 --> 01:11:16.360
and then

01:11:17.280 --> 01:11:18.840
he starts tipping over

01:11:18.840 --> 01:11:20.780
and these two big black guys grabbed him

01:11:20.780 --> 01:11:23.020
picked him up and then hauled him out to a limo

01:11:23.020 --> 01:11:24.220
he's a featherweight

01:11:24.780 --> 01:11:25.400
very tall

01:11:25.400 --> 01:11:28.260
is he six feet tall? he looks really tall

01:11:28.260 --> 01:11:29.120
and thin

01:11:29.120 --> 01:11:33.080
probably 110 pounds

01:11:33.080 --> 01:11:33.460
maybe

01:11:34.840 --> 01:11:37.320
is he in his thin white duke phase

01:11:37.320 --> 01:11:40.040
he's just not quite David Bowie yet

01:11:41.860 --> 01:11:43.500
he can take one dab

01:11:43.500 --> 01:11:45.420
and that was the year where he had that

01:11:45.420 --> 01:11:47.420
I'm a wild boy song

01:11:47.420 --> 01:11:48.680
wild wild boy

01:11:48.680 --> 01:11:51.320
that's not the only song it is I know

01:11:51.320 --> 01:11:52.400
and I said

01:11:52.400 --> 01:11:54.700
cause I make fun of the girl last day

01:11:54.700 --> 01:11:56.360
and I say I'm a wild boy

01:11:56.360 --> 01:11:58.160
I'm gonna take one dab

01:11:59.420 --> 01:12:01.560
well he didn't have any angels with him

01:12:01.560 --> 01:12:03.520
that's where Cory Feldman

01:12:03.520 --> 01:12:05.980
survives he's got the angels with him

01:12:05.980 --> 01:12:07.340
so if machine gun Kelly

01:12:07.340 --> 01:12:10.100
would have been touring with Cory's angels

01:12:10.100 --> 01:12:11.660
he would have had

01:12:11.660 --> 01:12:13.020
a better shot

01:12:13.020 --> 01:12:14.200
at the nectar collector

01:12:14.200 --> 01:12:15.660
is that what you're suggesting

01:12:16.980 --> 01:12:18.360
I think they might have

01:12:18.360 --> 01:12:18.960
surviving it

01:12:18.960 --> 01:12:22.460
I think they might have just had like avocado

01:12:22.460 --> 01:12:24.260
on their face and like cucumbers

01:12:24.260 --> 01:12:26.380
on their eyes and they probably wouldn't have went to sleep early

01:12:27.560 --> 01:12:29.500
so the song you do for a dirt

01:12:30.200 --> 01:12:31.280
fix your face

01:12:31.280 --> 01:12:34.300
he did get weird and did all the weird shit

01:12:34.300 --> 01:12:36.500
after this incident we're talking about

01:12:36.500 --> 01:12:38.180
so there is a chance

01:12:38.180 --> 01:12:39.320
that you could blame this

01:12:39.320 --> 01:12:40.880
his weirdness on me

01:12:40.880 --> 01:12:43.720
your dab led him to dating Megan Fox

01:12:43.720 --> 01:12:45.280
and doing the weird blood shit

01:12:45.280 --> 01:12:46.320
and then getting out of

01:12:47.180 --> 01:12:47.740
alright

01:12:48.740 --> 01:12:50.040
we'll take a lap then

01:12:50.040 --> 01:12:52.340
I didn't know

01:12:52.340 --> 01:12:53.340
I didn't know

01:12:53.340 --> 01:12:56.280
did you know Megan Fox is a

01:12:56.820 --> 01:12:58.820
evangelical Christian Pentecostal

01:12:58.820 --> 01:13:00.080
speaking in tongues with

01:13:00.080 --> 01:13:02.500
her big toe

01:13:02.500 --> 01:13:03.760
replacing her thumb

01:13:04.920 --> 01:13:06.340
she's got a big toe there

01:13:07.160 --> 01:13:09.100
this is what I was talking about earlier

01:13:09.100 --> 01:13:10.440
that we're all going to look like that

01:13:10.440 --> 01:13:11.560
so that way we can operate

01:13:12.920 --> 01:13:14.040
touchpad phones better

01:13:14.040 --> 01:13:16.200
we're all going to look like Megan Fox bending over

01:13:17.120 --> 01:13:18.640
into a transformer

01:13:18.640 --> 01:13:20.680
I don't know if I can picture you

01:13:20.680 --> 01:13:22.080
that attractive Ted Allen

01:13:22.080 --> 01:13:22.740
I don't

01:13:23.960 --> 01:13:26.140
it's the lighting

01:13:26.740 --> 01:13:27.900
it's magic hour

01:13:28.420 --> 01:13:29.460
there's a bit of a sunset

01:13:29.460 --> 01:13:31.500
we'll get you some leather pants

01:13:31.500 --> 01:13:33.080
and we'll shave you and pretend

01:13:33.940 --> 01:13:34.800
yes please

01:13:40.300 --> 01:13:41.660
I wasn't going to go

01:13:41.660 --> 01:13:42.820
shaving I think you got to

01:13:42.820 --> 01:13:44.820
I was

01:13:44.820 --> 01:13:46.720
when I used to do

01:13:47.820 --> 01:13:49.120
renaissance festivals

01:13:49.900 --> 01:13:51.700
we were in Texas

01:13:51.700 --> 01:13:53.300
we were right outside of Dallas

01:13:53.300 --> 01:13:57.780
at the Scarborough renaissance

01:13:57.780 --> 01:13:58.420
festival

01:13:58.420 --> 01:14:00.900
and they have these things

01:14:00.900 --> 01:14:02.260
called kids days

01:14:02.260 --> 01:14:03.480
we're normally

01:14:05.060 --> 01:14:06.580
normally if you're working

01:14:06.580 --> 01:14:07.780
at the renaissance festival

01:14:07.780 --> 01:14:09.860
you only work Saturday and Sunday

01:14:09.860 --> 01:14:11.400
you know you've got

01:14:11.400 --> 01:14:14.080
the whole week to go make money other ways

01:14:14.080 --> 01:14:15.780
or fucking produce your stock

01:14:15.780 --> 01:14:17.900
or whatever you need to do to get prepared for the weekend

01:14:18.960 --> 01:14:19.960
kids days

01:14:19.960 --> 01:14:22.100
they bring in all the junior high

01:14:22.100 --> 01:14:23.180
and high schoolers

01:14:23.560 --> 01:14:24.660
from all around

01:14:24.660 --> 01:14:27.900
to go steal everything they can get their hands on

01:14:27.900 --> 01:14:29.360
and it sucks

01:14:29.360 --> 01:14:31.260
nobody makes any money everybody

01:14:31.260 --> 01:14:33.220
fucking hates it it's a goddamn nightmare

01:14:34.060 --> 01:14:34.620
and

01:14:34.620 --> 01:14:37.160
we were

01:14:38.540 --> 01:14:40.520
it was pouring fucking

01:14:40.520 --> 01:14:40.880
rain

01:14:42.420 --> 01:14:43.420
everybody's miserable

01:14:43.420 --> 01:14:46.340
I am

01:14:46.340 --> 01:14:48.540
my job at the Scarborough renaissance

01:14:48.540 --> 01:14:49.920
festival I was

01:14:49.920 --> 01:14:52.280
a cabriolet operator

01:14:52.280 --> 01:14:54.020
and a cabriolet

01:14:54.560 --> 01:14:56.240
a cabriolet

01:14:56.240 --> 01:14:57.400
cab

01:14:58.620 --> 01:14:59.520
cabriolet

01:14:59.520 --> 01:15:01.640
it was the

01:15:01.640 --> 01:15:03.540
it was the

01:15:03.540 --> 01:15:04.640
the European

01:15:05.360 --> 01:15:06.920
renaissance era version

01:15:07.640 --> 01:15:08.900
of like a rickshaw

01:15:10.040 --> 01:15:11.060
so you just

01:15:11.060 --> 01:15:13.900
threw people in the back of it they sat down on it

01:15:13.900 --> 01:15:15.160
you fucking pulled them around

01:15:15.160 --> 01:15:16.800
and that was good

01:15:16.800 --> 01:15:18.180
you're a human tax

01:15:18.180 --> 01:15:21.220
instead of like a rickshaw

01:15:21.220 --> 01:15:23.140
where it's made out of bamboo

01:15:23.140 --> 01:15:24.560
and a bicycle tire

01:15:24.560 --> 01:15:27.560
the renaissance versions were made out of

01:15:27.560 --> 01:15:29.780
solid fucking oak with iron wheels

01:15:29.780 --> 01:15:30.740
so they were like

01:15:31.320 --> 01:15:33.140
my 30 year but heavier

01:15:33.660 --> 01:15:35.780
yeah, yeah, 350-400 pounds empty

01:15:35.780 --> 01:15:38.180
there were big long yoke arms that came out

01:15:38.180 --> 01:15:40.740
you had a guy up front and there was a metal bar

01:15:40.740 --> 01:15:42.760
on the back end of the cab

01:15:42.760 --> 01:15:44.400
and it was like a push bar

01:15:44.400 --> 01:15:46.720
and there was a guy in back in case you needed to go uphill

01:15:46.720 --> 01:15:49.120
pushing, pulling and plowing the fields

01:15:49.120 --> 01:15:50.000
as you transport

01:15:50.000 --> 01:15:50.860
100%

01:15:52.420 --> 01:15:52.900
and

01:15:53.980 --> 01:15:55.720
I have in my cab

01:15:55.720 --> 01:15:57.860
on kids days it's raining it's shitty

01:15:57.860 --> 01:15:59.020
nobody's having any fun

01:15:59.750 --> 01:16:01.680
there were two teachers

01:16:02.600 --> 01:16:03.820
in the cab

01:16:03.820 --> 01:16:04.920
and my buddy, Obi

01:16:06.620 --> 01:16:07.740
came up to me

01:16:08.440 --> 01:16:08.980
from

01:16:08.980 --> 01:16:10.380
what is that show

01:16:11.220 --> 01:16:13.620
no, he wasn't from the end of your show

01:16:13.620 --> 01:16:15.820
motorcycle show, no the one with the rider

01:16:15.820 --> 01:16:17.740
this is, yeah, way before

01:16:17.740 --> 01:16:18.540
Sons of Anarchy

01:16:18.540 --> 01:16:20.600
no, Obi Brown

01:16:21.400 --> 01:16:23.260
it was Obi, Obi I.E

01:16:23.610 --> 01:16:25.100
not Obi, I'm saying Obi

01:16:25.100 --> 01:16:26.680
Obi I.E.

01:16:26.800 --> 01:16:28.640
Obi Brown was from

01:16:28.640 --> 01:16:29.340
Wisconsin

01:16:30.320 --> 01:16:32.240
blonde-haired blue-eyed

01:16:32.240 --> 01:16:34.300
looked like a member of

01:16:34.300 --> 01:16:36.540
the fucking boy band Nelson

01:16:37.820 --> 01:16:38.460
no

01:16:38.460 --> 01:16:40.880
they were all brothers, they all looked alike

01:16:40.880 --> 01:16:43.080
they all had blonde long-streaming there

01:16:43.080 --> 01:16:44.460
you mean Hanson? no

01:16:44.460 --> 01:16:45.160
no, Nelson

01:16:46.320 --> 01:16:48.540
well this is me and Ben there

01:16:48.540 --> 01:16:50.720
this is before you guys

01:16:50.720 --> 01:16:52.960
I do remember now that he's saying

01:16:52.960 --> 01:16:54.920
I had to work this out

01:16:54.920 --> 01:16:57.820
the sweetest guy on the planet

01:16:57.820 --> 01:16:59.020
and kind of goofy looking

01:16:59.020 --> 01:17:00.180
little round glasses

01:17:00.180 --> 01:17:02.980
it looked very eccentric at any rate

01:17:02.980 --> 01:17:04.840
I've got these two ladies in the cab

01:17:05.380 --> 01:17:06.500
they're both teachers

01:17:06.500 --> 01:17:07.460
and

01:17:08.320 --> 01:17:10.460
I'm stopped in front of my friend's booth

01:17:10.460 --> 01:17:13.060
Obi worked for a Belina Bay

01:17:13.060 --> 01:17:14.060
that was the name of the company

01:17:14.800 --> 01:17:16.700
did really cool pure mugs

01:17:16.700 --> 01:17:18.520
and goblets had stone set in them

01:17:18.520 --> 01:17:19.020
it was rad

01:17:19.020 --> 01:17:19.940
and

01:17:21.060 --> 01:17:23.380
I've got these two teachers up there

01:17:23.380 --> 01:17:24.940
and Obi is

01:17:24.940 --> 01:17:27.040
100% aware

01:17:27.040 --> 01:17:29.100
of the fact that he is not going to

01:17:29.100 --> 01:17:31.040
make a single dollar

01:17:31.040 --> 01:17:32.500
off of these chicks

01:17:33.020 --> 01:17:34.660
so Obi goes

01:17:34.660 --> 01:17:35.920
so hey

01:17:36.740 --> 01:17:38.820
you know you can lie

01:17:38.820 --> 01:17:41.200
but how old are you

01:17:42.820 --> 01:17:44.960
to the teachers and they both

01:17:44.960 --> 01:17:46.440
answer their ages

01:17:46.440 --> 01:17:48.580
in the late 20s early 30s

01:17:48.580 --> 01:17:49.960
and Obi just shrugs his shoulders

01:17:49.960 --> 01:17:51.860
and looks at both of them and goes

01:17:51.860 --> 01:17:54.240
I guess we can shave you and pretend

01:17:56.220 --> 01:17:58.260
and that's why that particular

01:17:58.260 --> 01:18:00.380
expression has stayed with me

01:18:00.380 --> 01:18:01.700
for more than 20 years

01:18:02.840 --> 01:18:04.420
because he was dead

01:18:04.420 --> 01:18:06.060
like I mean deadpan

01:18:06.060 --> 01:18:07.840
and they looked at him

01:18:08.420 --> 01:18:09.240
like what

01:18:09.240 --> 01:18:12.080
what did you just say what

01:18:12.080 --> 01:18:14.240
yeah and then one of them finally

01:18:14.240 --> 01:18:16.240
caught on that he was joking and she was

01:18:16.240 --> 01:18:17.440
like well I am shaved

01:18:18.440 --> 01:18:19.440
and he goes

01:18:20.240 --> 01:18:21.280
crazy lord

01:18:22.000 --> 01:18:23.060
how old are you

01:18:23.060 --> 01:18:25.940
there's one thing I've learned doing this job

01:18:26.780 --> 01:18:27.980
and that's that

01:18:27.980 --> 01:18:30.000
women will lie to you

01:18:30.000 --> 01:18:32.060
every possible turn

01:18:32.060 --> 01:18:34.380
so if you're not prepared to show me

01:18:34.380 --> 01:18:36.360
I'm gonna have to kick you out

01:18:36.360 --> 01:18:38.060
and a teacher

01:18:38.060 --> 01:18:39.560
in the middle of kids days

01:18:40.240 --> 01:18:41.520
stood up in my cab

01:18:43.080 --> 01:18:43.620
flashed

01:18:43.620 --> 01:18:45.140
everybody within like

01:18:45.140 --> 01:18:46.980
I shot in that direction

01:18:47.520 --> 01:18:49.730
and Obi was like oh we'll have a trinket

01:18:51.940 --> 01:18:53.420
here's a little free bobble

01:18:53.420 --> 01:18:55.280
I appreciate that

01:18:55.280 --> 01:18:56.360
you are shaved

01:18:56.360 --> 01:18:58.880
thank you have a nice day yeah

01:18:59.370 --> 01:18:59.640
yeah

01:19:01.960 --> 01:19:03.980
it's not as universalized

01:19:03.980 --> 01:19:05.540
as Marty

01:19:05.540 --> 01:19:07.660
but if a woman will show you her

01:19:07.660 --> 01:19:10.200
no-nose then yes you give her a bobble

01:19:10.200 --> 01:19:11.420
it's customary

01:19:11.420 --> 01:19:12.700
it's just polite

01:19:12.700 --> 01:19:14.320
those are manners

01:19:14.320 --> 01:19:17.160
I guess really what we did

01:19:17.160 --> 01:19:18.120
yeah

01:19:18.120 --> 01:19:20.920
Obi Brown

01:19:20.920 --> 01:19:23.080
which I hope he's doing well

01:19:23.080 --> 01:19:25.280
I hope he's killing it

01:19:26.020 --> 01:19:28.620
are we talking about Marty Leeds

01:19:28.620 --> 01:19:29.940
I thought we had a different

01:19:30.740 --> 01:19:32.140
Marty Groth

01:19:33.000 --> 01:19:33.700
now

01:19:34.680 --> 01:19:36.680
we're talking about the festival

01:19:36.680 --> 01:19:37.820
that the Christians throw

01:19:37.820 --> 01:19:39.520
where they do extra amounts of sinning

01:19:39.520 --> 01:19:42.020
so that way they don't have to sin for a little while

01:19:42.020 --> 01:19:43.840
so we are talking about Marty Leeds

01:19:43.840 --> 01:19:44.380
redemption through sin

01:19:46.140 --> 01:19:47.180
isn't that the

01:19:47.740 --> 01:19:49.620
the sabotee

01:19:49.620 --> 01:19:51.440
and freaky cult

01:19:51.980 --> 01:19:53.480
the redemption through sin

01:19:54.040 --> 01:19:55.700
no no no no this is

01:19:55.700 --> 01:19:56.240
Fat Tuesday

01:19:58.900 --> 01:19:59.860
what Marty

01:19:59.860 --> 01:20:01.600
Gray is is you go there

01:20:01.600 --> 01:20:02.860
and get all the sinning out

01:20:02.860 --> 01:20:05.340
and then for like the next month you're not supposed to sin

01:20:06.720 --> 01:20:07.720
it's almost that

01:20:09.000 --> 01:20:10.760
it's like redemption through sin light

01:20:10.760 --> 01:20:13.240
no you're not getting redemption through the sin

01:20:13.240 --> 01:20:14.880
you guys keep putting that in there

01:20:14.880 --> 01:20:16.920
that's not it's a different thing

01:20:16.920 --> 01:20:19.320
this is you go get your sinning

01:20:19.320 --> 01:20:21.240
out and then you're a good boy

01:20:21.240 --> 01:20:23.200
then you're a good boy you don't get redemption

01:20:23.200 --> 01:20:24.360
for doing the sinning

01:20:25.560 --> 01:20:28.020
is the sin a fluid

01:20:28.020 --> 01:20:28.380
it is

01:20:29.200 --> 01:20:30.820
well the sin is apparently

01:20:31.140 --> 01:20:33.400
a quantitative thing

01:20:33.400 --> 01:20:35.400
and you need to get the quantity

01:20:35.400 --> 01:20:36.780
out of you and then

01:20:36.780 --> 01:20:38.320
measure it in court's announces

01:20:38.320 --> 01:20:40.980
so you go get the sinning all out

01:20:41.960 --> 01:20:43.000
and then

01:20:43.000 --> 01:20:45.360
you go and you're a good boy

01:20:45.360 --> 01:20:47.660
for a while because you've done used up all your sinning

01:20:47.660 --> 01:20:49.480
so it's like you cleanse yourself

01:20:50.120 --> 01:20:51.120
of the sin

01:20:51.120 --> 01:20:53.540
by sinning and then you don't have to worry about it

01:20:53.540 --> 01:20:53.800
anymore

01:20:53.800 --> 01:20:56.660
are we not saying semen

01:20:59.240 --> 01:21:00.840
yeah it's the day before

01:21:00.840 --> 01:21:01.860
fasting starts

01:21:03.720 --> 01:21:04.880
martin needs my own

01:21:04.880 --> 01:21:06.660
we were friends tell you went

01:21:06.660 --> 01:21:08.840
fucking cultish and psycho

01:21:11.220 --> 01:21:12.980
so you haven't got any emails

01:21:12.980 --> 01:21:13.900
from him recently

01:21:14.640 --> 01:21:15.160
no

01:21:15.160 --> 01:21:18.380
he got two in the morning emails

01:21:19.340 --> 01:21:19.860
what

01:21:19.860 --> 01:21:23.000
is that the martin leads, is that the flat earth guy

01:21:23.000 --> 01:21:24.420
is that martin and someone else

01:21:25.200 --> 01:21:27.080
marty does, he doesn't speak about that

01:21:27.080 --> 01:21:28.620
the guy who does the thumb thing

01:21:28.620 --> 01:21:30.260
and now something is someone else

01:21:30.260 --> 01:21:31.480
martin lanky

01:21:31.480 --> 01:21:34.340
marty leads that's a gematria thing

01:21:34.340 --> 01:21:36.020
and it's this seven

01:21:36.580 --> 01:21:38.680
yeah that's someone way different

01:21:38.680 --> 01:21:40.660
I'm thinking of the guy who

01:21:40.660 --> 01:21:42.140
became friends with archaics

01:21:42.140 --> 01:21:43.340
or something like that

01:21:43.340 --> 01:21:44.900
no marty would do that

01:21:44.900 --> 01:21:49.680
there was some back and forth

01:21:49.680 --> 01:21:51.300
sort of tit for tat

01:21:51.300 --> 01:21:52.620
sort of archaics

01:21:53.360 --> 01:21:54.460
marty leads

01:21:54.460 --> 01:21:56.940
and formally the delivering dog face

01:21:56.940 --> 01:21:58.960
dudes currently the uncle ted talks

01:21:58.960 --> 01:21:59.520
program

01:21:59.520 --> 01:22:03.400
where something was said on a sunday

01:22:03.400 --> 01:22:05.020
in quotes sermen

01:22:05.020 --> 01:22:07.140
by brother

01:22:07.140 --> 01:22:08.360
marty leads

01:22:08.840 --> 01:22:10.340
who had said something

01:22:10.940 --> 01:22:11.500
about

01:22:12.820 --> 01:22:13.460
odin

01:22:13.460 --> 01:22:15.500
was it about odin?

01:22:15.680 --> 01:22:18.660
yeah he was talking shit about how jesus suffered more than

01:22:19.360 --> 01:22:20.500
odin never did

01:22:20.500 --> 01:22:20.900
blah blah

01:22:20.900 --> 01:22:22.640
something to that effect

01:22:22.640 --> 01:22:23.560
something to that effect

01:22:23.560 --> 01:22:25.560
which seemed like

01:22:26.580 --> 01:22:28.420
christians were persecuted more than

01:22:28.420 --> 01:22:29.440
odinus ever were

01:22:29.440 --> 01:22:32.160
we were persecuted by the christians

01:22:32.160 --> 01:22:33.140
you outlawed the fucking

01:22:33.140 --> 01:22:35.120
in all the countries that fucking

01:22:35.120 --> 01:22:36.400
are shits in

01:22:36.400 --> 01:22:39.380
you guys outlawed it and you would kill people

01:22:39.380 --> 01:22:41.060
you had literal crusades

01:22:41.060 --> 01:22:42.660
against pagans

01:22:42.660 --> 01:22:45.360
first of all we need to understand

01:22:45.360 --> 01:22:47.320
what sacral is

01:22:47.320 --> 01:22:49.300
then we need to understand what

01:22:49.300 --> 01:22:50.660
re-sacral is

01:22:50.660 --> 01:22:53.100
and then we need to understand the isation process

01:22:55.080 --> 01:22:57.300
so if you can sacralize

01:22:57.840 --> 01:22:59.560
then you need to sometimes

01:22:59.560 --> 01:23:01.480
be regularly and routinely

01:23:01.480 --> 01:23:03.740
re-sacralized

01:23:05.220 --> 01:23:07.540
yeah archaics is a

01:23:07.540 --> 01:23:11.020
archaics is a moody

01:23:11.020 --> 01:23:12.320
little bitch man

01:23:12.320 --> 01:23:13.260
oh dude

01:23:13.260 --> 01:23:16.020
he does some okay

01:23:16.020 --> 01:23:17.560
work there's shit that like

01:23:17.560 --> 01:23:19.600
i take issue with there's shit that i'm like

01:23:19.600 --> 01:23:21.620
yeah that makes sense but as a

01:23:21.620 --> 01:23:23.120
person not great

01:23:23.120 --> 01:23:25.560
and as somebody like

01:23:25.560 --> 01:23:27.220
as an online personality

01:23:27.220 --> 01:23:28.480
far worse

01:23:29.200 --> 01:23:31.280
yeah i know he is a violent

01:23:31.280 --> 01:23:32.160
rapist

01:23:33.300 --> 01:23:34.880
a convicted violent

01:23:34.880 --> 01:23:36.880
and some of his friends are too

01:23:36.880 --> 01:23:38.580
that live with him are sure

01:23:38.580 --> 01:23:41.400
i won't have anything to do with the dude

01:23:41.400 --> 01:23:42.160
yeah

01:23:42.160 --> 01:23:45.460
and then he tries

01:23:45.460 --> 01:23:47.400
to peddle off this story where

01:23:47.400 --> 01:23:49.080
he became the good guy

01:23:49.900 --> 01:23:51.400
and that's not the fucking

01:23:51.400 --> 01:23:52.760
way the court papers read

01:23:52.760 --> 01:23:55.700
the court papers read that he's the only one that was charged

01:23:55.700 --> 01:23:56.320
with violence

01:23:56.320 --> 01:23:59.280
and because there's

01:23:59.280 --> 01:24:01.480
there in texas

01:24:01.480 --> 01:24:03.380
there's you just had violence

01:24:03.380 --> 01:24:05.500
with a girl without without

01:24:05.500 --> 01:24:07.620
her being willing and then there's

01:24:07.620 --> 01:24:09.880
you did that and you beat the hell out of her

01:24:09.880 --> 01:24:11.480
there was violence involved

01:24:11.480 --> 01:24:13.940
yeah he got charged with the violence

01:24:13.940 --> 01:24:16.140
speaking of so did

01:24:16.140 --> 01:24:17.720
a clavicular

01:24:17.720 --> 01:24:19.560
oh i heard the

01:24:19.560 --> 01:24:22.060
kick streamer getting charged with

01:24:22.060 --> 01:24:23.740
hectic stuff

01:24:23.740 --> 01:24:25.800
and look i understand

01:24:25.800 --> 01:24:27.440
that there are

01:24:27.440 --> 01:24:30.400
in the criminal court system

01:24:30.400 --> 01:24:33.120
right degrees of

01:24:33.120 --> 01:24:33.480
rape

01:24:33.480 --> 01:24:36.340
but we're great sorry

01:24:36.340 --> 01:24:38.040
sorry when you're charged

01:24:38.040 --> 01:24:40.440
jam with criminal

01:24:40.440 --> 01:24:42.660
no wine was produced

01:24:42.660 --> 01:24:44.780
in the act of violence

01:24:44.780 --> 01:24:45.420
that

01:24:45.420 --> 01:24:47.760
allegedly has been charged

01:24:47.760 --> 01:24:49.180
the allegations

01:24:49.180 --> 01:24:51.920
the charges are

01:24:52.660 --> 01:24:54.400
filed they're formal

01:24:54.400 --> 01:24:56.260
okay formal charges

01:24:56.260 --> 01:24:58.180
filed against clavicular

01:24:58.180 --> 01:25:00.720
before he was

01:25:00.720 --> 01:25:02.280
scheduled to meet with

01:25:02.280 --> 01:25:04.060
certain politicians or something

01:25:04.390 --> 01:25:06.700
yeah ahead

01:25:06.700 --> 01:25:08.840
of a meeting with the vice president

01:25:08.840 --> 01:25:10.640
and coming off of

01:25:10.640 --> 01:25:12.660
a recent trip

01:25:12.660 --> 01:25:13.680
to Israel

01:25:14.640 --> 01:25:15.540
no shit

01:25:15.540 --> 01:25:18.440
so clavicular was going to sing

01:25:18.440 --> 01:25:20.400
a hell billy elegy with

01:25:20.400 --> 01:25:22.040
james bowman

01:25:22.340 --> 01:25:24.040
vance jd

01:25:24.520 --> 01:25:25.820
yeah it seems like

01:25:25.820 --> 01:25:28.400
they were uh they were gonna

01:25:28.400 --> 01:25:30.600
they were gonna build

01:25:30.600 --> 01:25:32.660
a little campfire

01:25:32.660 --> 01:25:34.440
on stage and jd vance

01:25:34.440 --> 01:25:36.540
and clav were going to

01:25:36.540 --> 01:25:38.680
sing the greatest hits of

01:25:38.680 --> 01:25:39.640
tanya tucker

01:25:41.380 --> 01:25:42.260
yeah tanya

01:25:42.260 --> 01:25:43.480
tucker sorry

01:25:45.460 --> 01:25:46.540
i can't think

01:25:46.540 --> 01:25:48.400
of any of her songs up top of my head

01:25:48.400 --> 01:25:50.380
but i know that if somebody started singing one

01:25:50.380 --> 01:25:51.760
i could probably finish it

01:25:51.760 --> 01:25:53.220
buddy you know you can

01:25:54.260 --> 01:25:55.680
it's like i know i know a

01:25:55.680 --> 01:25:58.460
shit ton of her songs but i can't think of one

01:25:58.460 --> 01:25:59.380
up top of my head

01:26:01.100 --> 01:26:02.260
did you own the finals

01:26:02.260 --> 01:26:02.980
dude

01:26:08.680 --> 01:26:09.580
what is the number

01:26:11.400 --> 01:26:12.660
what is the number

01:26:12.660 --> 01:26:14.480
uh two sparrows in a hurricane

01:26:14.480 --> 01:26:16.560
she did um yes

01:26:16.560 --> 01:26:18.280
she did a fantastic

01:26:18.280 --> 01:26:20.640
cover of david alan

01:26:20.640 --> 01:26:22.700
cozy would you lay with me in a field of

01:26:22.700 --> 01:26:24.920
stone yeah yeah yeah i'd be a

01:26:24.920 --> 01:26:27.040
country music icon man for like

01:26:27.040 --> 01:26:28.740
yeah no no that's what i'm saying i know i

01:26:28.740 --> 01:26:30.700
know a hundred of her songs i could finish

01:26:30.700 --> 01:26:32.680
them i just can't think of them up top of my head for some

01:26:32.680 --> 01:26:34.240
reason yeah lay with me

01:26:34.240 --> 01:26:36.560
field while stoned

01:26:36.560 --> 01:26:38.480
song now it's a Todd

01:26:38.480 --> 01:26:40.660
Snyder song the david alan coan was a

01:26:40.660 --> 01:26:42.020
little different yeah

01:26:42.560 --> 01:26:44.540
a bit okay

01:26:44.540 --> 01:26:45.540
all right

01:26:46.720 --> 01:26:48.540
yeah in the 90s she was

01:26:48.540 --> 01:26:50.540
always on the radio oh yeah

01:26:53.780 --> 01:26:54.380
i

01:26:54.380 --> 01:26:55.100
heard a

01:26:55.100 --> 01:26:56.400
fantastic version

01:26:57.500 --> 01:26:58.700
of uh

01:26:59.680 --> 01:27:00.280
leaving

01:27:00.280 --> 01:27:02.520
louisiana leaving louisiana in the

01:27:02.520 --> 01:27:04.620
broad daylight you know that song yeah

01:27:04.620 --> 01:27:06.040
the old yummy lou Harris song

01:27:06.620 --> 01:27:08.400
heard a fucking

01:27:08.400 --> 01:27:09.780
great version of that

01:27:10.270 --> 01:27:12.080
from a band called

01:27:12.620 --> 01:27:13.980
shovels and rope

01:27:14.980 --> 01:27:16.500
and it's just

01:27:16.500 --> 01:27:17.740
a dude and a chick

01:27:18.620 --> 01:27:20.380
and the chick plays drums

01:27:20.380 --> 01:27:22.540
and the dude plays

01:27:22.540 --> 01:27:24.540
like an old beat up arch top

01:27:24.540 --> 01:27:26.640
guitar and their

01:27:26.640 --> 01:27:28.720
their harmonies are

01:27:28.720 --> 01:27:31.060
like perfect nice

01:27:31.060 --> 01:27:32.840
nice it is yeah it's

01:27:32.840 --> 01:27:34.060
really cool i did yeah

01:27:34.060 --> 01:27:35.800
just like skillet

01:27:36.900 --> 01:27:39.000
yes exactly like skillet

01:27:39.000 --> 01:27:40.160
exactly like that

01:27:40.160 --> 01:27:42.100
we have a female

01:27:42.640 --> 01:27:44.800
sorry a chick drummer i think yes

01:27:44.800 --> 01:27:46.580
the term they prefer yes

01:27:47.720 --> 01:27:48.860
but yeah no i

01:27:48.860 --> 01:27:51.140
did if anybody's listening you want to

01:27:51.140 --> 01:27:52.840
hear a great version of

01:27:52.840 --> 01:27:54.320
a classic country tone

01:27:54.840 --> 01:27:56.860
highly recommend the shovels and rope cover

01:27:56.860 --> 01:27:59.380
of leaving louisiana yeah past the skillet

01:27:59.380 --> 01:28:00.600
though don't listen to her

01:28:00.600 --> 01:28:02.200
really hard version of

01:28:03.060 --> 01:28:04.840
country road recently

01:28:05.780 --> 01:28:06.480
oh

01:28:06.480 --> 01:28:08.180
from by who

01:28:08.180 --> 01:28:09.760
from the colorado guy

01:28:09.760 --> 01:28:10.480
yeah

01:28:10.480 --> 01:28:14.600
it was happening in Idaho during those

01:28:14.600 --> 01:28:16.340
murders yeah

01:28:16.340 --> 01:28:18.080
we're just all singing it

01:28:18.510 --> 01:28:20.780
i'm just calling them the potato murders

01:28:20.780 --> 01:28:22.740
it was weird to me during

01:28:22.740 --> 01:28:24.520
the world cup they made country

01:28:24.520 --> 01:28:26.400
roads the united states

01:28:26.400 --> 01:28:28.400
we won the fucking match

01:28:28.400 --> 01:28:30.180
song really so

01:28:30.180 --> 01:28:31.960
yeah and there were a stadium

01:28:31.960 --> 01:28:34.240
stadium full of people it was actually kind

01:28:34.240 --> 01:28:35.940
of cool even though it's about the

01:28:35.940 --> 01:28:38.340
Denver country roads the john

01:28:38.340 --> 01:28:40.180
Denver country song

01:28:40.180 --> 01:28:42.260
john denver united states of

01:28:42.260 --> 01:28:44.140
america's fan

01:28:44.140 --> 01:28:46.420
song that everybody fucking

01:28:46.420 --> 01:28:48.540
lifted in one voice to sing

01:28:48.540 --> 01:28:50.400
oh that's that strange

01:28:51.000 --> 01:28:52.320
oh that makes me

01:28:52.320 --> 01:28:54.740
it was weird it out about the

01:28:54.740 --> 01:28:55.580
video

01:28:56.480 --> 01:28:57.520
from my

01:28:57.520 --> 01:28:59.820
other countries oh yeah now

01:28:59.820 --> 01:29:01.920
like everything's 20 years

01:29:01.920 --> 01:29:03.840
john denver's huge in other

01:29:03.840 --> 01:29:04.380
countries

01:29:05.140 --> 01:29:06.820
it was huge in our country

01:29:07.270 --> 01:29:09.480
i loved the me first

01:29:09.480 --> 01:29:11.200
and the gimme gimme's cover

01:29:11.200 --> 01:29:12.840
of country roads

01:29:13.580 --> 01:29:14.640
i was great

01:29:15.390 --> 01:29:17.400
that was great and the machine gun

01:29:17.400 --> 01:29:18.580
kelly also has a cover

01:29:18.580 --> 01:29:21.020
that came out recently with

01:29:21.290 --> 01:29:22.160
country roads

01:29:22.160 --> 01:29:24.420
got jet and jelly roll did one

01:29:24.420 --> 01:29:26.120
you're absolutely correct i saw

01:29:26.120 --> 01:29:27.980
the fucking jelly roll it's not

01:29:27.980 --> 01:29:29.980
goddamn country that pisses me off

01:29:29.980 --> 01:29:31.960
so bad yeah no they just you know

01:29:31.960 --> 01:29:33.040
they had the twang on their guitar

01:29:33.040 --> 01:29:34.300
like fuck you motherfuckers

01:29:34.300 --> 01:29:37.660
it was bad enough when you let

01:29:37.660 --> 01:29:38.920
garth brooks and fuck it

01:29:38.920 --> 01:29:40.160
now do you see it's a ritual

01:29:42.640 --> 01:29:43.960
it's homogenization of

01:29:43.960 --> 01:29:45.720
all fucking of everything

01:29:45.720 --> 01:29:47.620
where all of it's now become one

01:29:47.620 --> 01:29:49.540
just shitty music i can't tell

01:29:49.540 --> 01:29:51.480
the difference between country and rap

01:29:51.480 --> 01:29:53.800
and pop and rock

01:29:53.800 --> 01:29:55.740
it's all the same fucking thing now

01:29:56.780 --> 01:29:57.640
that's true

01:29:57.640 --> 01:29:59.700
and it's all produced by

01:29:59.700 --> 01:30:00.920
artificial intelligence

01:30:01.540 --> 01:30:03.660
it's gonna be like goddamn demolition

01:30:03.660 --> 01:30:05.220
man only instead of taco bell

01:30:05.220 --> 01:30:07.100
all music is gonna be Beyonce

01:30:07.100 --> 01:30:09.520
do we get in trouble for playing

01:30:09.520 --> 01:30:10.820
a crack amico song

01:30:11.480 --> 01:30:11.800
yes

01:30:13.920 --> 01:30:15.200
100%

01:30:15.200 --> 01:30:16.160
hmm

01:30:17.140 --> 01:30:18.080
that's uh

01:30:19.040 --> 01:30:20.380
so it's

01:30:21.160 --> 01:30:22.400
where's our where's where

01:30:22.780 --> 01:30:24.400
come on come on marcus

01:30:25.160 --> 01:30:27.200
no it's

01:30:27.840 --> 01:30:28.440
salmon

01:30:28.820 --> 01:30:30.020
you want some salmon

01:30:30.020 --> 01:30:31.920
that is not what's in your pocket

01:30:31.920 --> 01:30:34.900
that's not what's in your pocket

01:30:34.900 --> 01:30:35.680
um

01:30:35.680 --> 01:30:38.800
you'll see when we'll look over that

01:30:38.800 --> 01:30:40.820
that case

01:30:40.820 --> 01:30:42.420
marcus

01:30:42.420 --> 01:30:43.820
marcus

01:30:44.960 --> 01:30:46.720
marcus play the video

01:30:46.720 --> 01:30:48.420
which video

01:30:48.420 --> 01:30:50.300
the other video if you want

01:30:50.300 --> 01:30:50.840
broadway

01:30:50.840 --> 01:30:53.120
the only other video i have

01:30:53.120 --> 01:30:55.460
this one surprise

01:30:55.460 --> 01:30:57.680
the industrial revolution

01:30:57.680 --> 01:30:59.480
was a big disaster

01:30:59.480 --> 01:31:01.620
when you think about the chaos

01:31:01.620 --> 01:31:02.560
that it brought

01:31:02.560 --> 01:31:05.380
the gadgets we invented

01:31:05.380 --> 01:31:07.380
calm our master

01:31:07.380 --> 01:31:09.240
and they didn't bring the freedom

01:31:09.240 --> 01:31:10.180
that we sought

01:31:11.060 --> 01:31:12.840
the people all around

01:31:12.840 --> 01:31:14.000
it turned to robots

01:31:14.000 --> 01:31:24.210
their plastics and their junk food

01:31:24.210 --> 01:31:25.110
and their sand accent

01:31:25.110 --> 01:31:27.750
they're dumbed in formulaic glory shows

01:31:30.350 --> 01:31:32.890
that was your broadway career

01:31:32.890 --> 01:31:35.050
that is not the video marcus

01:31:35.050 --> 01:31:36.590
that's the video i had

01:31:37.110 --> 01:31:38.310
it is not the one

01:31:38.310 --> 01:31:39.930
you don't always get the video want

01:31:39.930 --> 01:31:41.390
sometimes you get the video we have

01:31:41.390 --> 01:31:44.550
no this video was prepared specifically for this occasion

01:31:44.550 --> 01:31:46.150
donald rumfield said

01:31:46.150 --> 01:31:48.590
you go to war with the videos you got

01:31:48.590 --> 01:31:49.510
not the war

01:31:49.510 --> 01:31:51.870
not the war with the videos you want

01:31:52.550 --> 01:31:53.710
what's it doing

01:31:54.930 --> 01:31:55.730
copyright

01:31:56.550 --> 01:31:58.630
stevee right from a copyright

01:31:58.630 --> 01:31:59.830
copyright

01:32:02.190 --> 01:32:04.370
we're copyright safe

01:32:04.370 --> 01:32:05.930
boom

01:32:06.310 --> 01:32:08.310
that's our steve video

01:32:08.310 --> 01:32:11.910
no strikes

01:32:11.910 --> 01:32:13.130
no balls

01:32:13.130 --> 01:32:14.190
no out

01:32:14.190 --> 01:32:15.770
we're not even playing baseball tonight

01:32:15.770 --> 01:32:18.890
well there's definitely no balls

01:32:18.890 --> 01:32:21.850
no balls on broadway

01:32:21.850 --> 01:32:22.610
that's for fucking sure

01:32:28.870 --> 01:32:31.470
so that's a clip from

01:32:31.470 --> 01:32:32.850
the tunabomber

01:32:32.850 --> 01:32:35.870
who has released a tunabomber

01:32:35.870 --> 01:32:37.410
unabomber musical

01:32:37.410 --> 01:32:40.230
that is totally marcus's new nickname

01:32:40.230 --> 01:32:41.910
he is now the tunabomber

01:32:41.910 --> 01:32:43.590
he's got the pocket tuna

01:32:44.020 --> 01:32:46.440
no i'm not the tunabomber

01:32:47.070 --> 01:32:48.730
t-u-n-e tune

01:32:48.730 --> 01:32:50.970
he's out there singing the tunes

01:32:50.970 --> 01:32:52.310
tunabomber tunes

01:32:52.310 --> 01:32:54.250
he's the tunabomber

01:32:54.250 --> 01:32:56.710
not the tunabomber

01:32:56.710 --> 01:32:57.930
i'm the same guy

01:32:57.930 --> 01:33:00.130
marcus is the tunabomber

01:33:02.210 --> 01:33:02.600
tunabomber

01:33:03.110 --> 01:33:04.580
tunabomber was also

01:33:04.810 --> 01:33:06.570
gregory walker stripper name

01:33:06.570 --> 01:33:08.290
ben's the runabomber

01:33:08.290 --> 01:33:10.010
the runabomber

01:33:10.010 --> 01:33:10.710
right

01:33:15.030 --> 01:33:17.250
yeah is that jay dyer

01:33:18.110 --> 01:33:19.590
no it's pocket salmon

01:33:20.250 --> 01:33:21.030
it's okay

01:33:21.030 --> 01:33:22.630
i understand the confusion

01:33:22.630 --> 01:33:24.070
both are pink

01:33:24.070 --> 01:33:26.470
it's more of an orange tone

01:33:26.470 --> 01:33:28.310
a fleshy tone

01:33:30.130 --> 01:33:30.910
salmon color

01:33:33.190 --> 01:33:34.730
i'll wrap in plastic

01:33:34.730 --> 01:33:35.270
in a body bag

01:33:35.270 --> 01:33:36.550
you know that actually chaney

01:33:37.710 --> 01:33:38.450
that's a threat

01:33:38.450 --> 01:33:41.450
chaney the reason you can tell

01:33:41.450 --> 01:33:43.010
that was not jay dyer in the clip

01:33:43.010 --> 01:33:45.310
is because all of the material was original

01:33:53.450 --> 01:33:54.790
he's already been snipped

01:33:54.790 --> 01:33:56.750
he's a christian

01:33:56.750 --> 01:33:58.430
there's not much more to take from him

01:33:59.050 --> 01:34:00.690
not much skin left in that game

01:34:00.690 --> 01:34:02.690
this is why this is why he had to go

01:34:02.690 --> 01:34:03.310
he's blocked everybody

01:34:03.310 --> 01:34:06.530
because he's gotta learn how to toss his tunabomber

01:34:06.530 --> 01:34:08.470
did you say go to luna fisk toss

01:34:08.470 --> 01:34:09.950
the luta fisk toss

01:34:09.950 --> 01:34:12.230
i'm just putting together that you're the tunabomber

01:34:12.230 --> 01:34:13.610
that was at the luta fisk toss

01:34:13.610 --> 01:34:15.090
i get worried all this is going

01:34:15.090 --> 01:34:16.550
okay it was 2008

01:34:16.550 --> 01:34:18.810
two harbors minnesota here we go

01:34:18.810 --> 01:34:21.250
here we are at the big luta fisk toss

01:34:21.250 --> 01:34:22.810
in two harbors minnesota

01:34:23.310 --> 01:34:25.330
the swedes versus the norwegians

01:34:25.330 --> 01:34:27.810
right here in one of the greatest sporting events known to mankind

01:34:28.410 --> 01:34:30.010
here's a swede up here right now

01:34:30.010 --> 01:34:31.370
he's getting ready to toss his

01:34:35.390 --> 01:34:36.350
is that the one

01:34:37.330 --> 01:34:38.410
what happened

01:34:38.410 --> 01:34:41.490
the mail bag we had to

01:34:41.940 --> 01:34:44.010
shout out to the united states

01:34:44.010 --> 01:34:45.250
postal service

01:34:45.250 --> 01:34:47.330
where did ted bennington

01:34:47.330 --> 01:34:48.670
ted gyms where they go

01:34:48.670 --> 01:34:51.910
it was just in the mail package

01:34:51.910 --> 01:34:53.750
okay they were in the mail bag

01:34:53.750 --> 01:34:56.070
okay well they're in the mail bag

01:34:56.070 --> 01:34:57.970
because there's a letter for them in it

01:34:57.970 --> 01:34:59.210
i guess we were looking for j

01:34:59.210 --> 01:35:00.890
it was addressed to

01:35:02.210 --> 01:35:03.290
yeah that was

01:35:03.290 --> 01:35:05.470
that was a producer fail

01:35:05.470 --> 01:35:07.650
i'll take a lap after the show

01:35:07.650 --> 01:35:09.370
i think ballerson is done

01:35:09.370 --> 01:35:10.470
bennington is still muted

01:35:10.470 --> 01:35:13.230
they changed the features but the luta fisk

01:35:13.230 --> 01:35:16.010
you were because we went to the luta fisk toss

01:35:16.870 --> 01:35:18.570
in two harbors minnesota

01:35:18.570 --> 01:35:20.010
it was the scandinavians

01:35:21.210 --> 01:35:22.650
and they recognized us

01:35:22.650 --> 01:35:23.930
they let me and chris are skinny

01:35:23.930 --> 01:35:25.190
if you're trying to mail us

01:35:25.190 --> 01:35:26.690
that's it's expensive

01:35:26.690 --> 01:35:28.370
shipping by weight

01:35:28.370 --> 01:35:31.290
chris is more stacked than he looks

01:35:31.290 --> 01:35:33.130
i've seen a full body picture

01:35:33.130 --> 01:35:34.930
now he's flexing for us

01:35:37.630 --> 01:35:38.850
the great thing

01:35:38.850 --> 01:35:39.290
the great thing

01:35:39.290 --> 01:35:40.590
the gun show over there

01:35:41.190 --> 01:35:42.990
the great thing about these fish packages

01:35:42.990 --> 01:35:45.090
these last can pink salmon wild caught in spring

01:35:45.090 --> 01:35:47.250
water it's 70 calories 15 grams

01:35:47.250 --> 01:35:49.150
of protein and you could put a stamp

01:35:49.150 --> 01:35:51.270
on it and mail it just put a

01:35:51.270 --> 01:35:53.250
mailer on it and you could send this to the mail

01:35:53.250 --> 01:35:54.510
yeah if you just come here

01:35:54.510 --> 01:35:55.970
when during the salmon run

01:35:55.970 --> 01:35:58.150
you can go out and you can run around on the sam bars

01:35:58.150 --> 01:36:00.070
and try and grab some up

01:36:00.070 --> 01:36:01.090
it'll be great

01:36:01.090 --> 01:36:03.930
you can ship this in the mail

01:36:03.930 --> 01:36:05.830
you can ship them in the mail

01:36:05.830 --> 01:36:08.570
you can ship yourself

01:36:08.570 --> 01:36:09.890
to california

01:36:09.890 --> 01:36:12.090
and tackle your own salmon

01:36:12.090 --> 01:36:12.730
yeah

01:36:14.050 --> 01:36:16.510
get it like pretend it's like

01:36:16.510 --> 01:36:19.090
a good old fashioned minnesotan

01:36:19.090 --> 01:36:21.410
greased pig catching competition

01:36:21.410 --> 01:36:22.230
yeah

01:36:22.830 --> 01:36:25.130
when they come flopping across the

01:36:25.130 --> 01:36:26.910
sam bar you just gotta dive on them

01:36:26.910 --> 01:36:28.830
and all so avoid the bear

01:36:28.830 --> 01:36:31.070
you gotta wrap up don't be afraid to

01:36:31.070 --> 01:36:31.970
wrap up you know

01:36:33.010 --> 01:36:35.150
i'm getting in shape to apply

01:36:35.150 --> 01:36:37.090
for the united states postal service

01:36:37.090 --> 01:36:38.750
position they have the rc

01:36:38.750 --> 01:36:39.750
will help you

01:36:39.750 --> 01:36:41.670
the rural carrier associate

01:36:41.670 --> 01:36:43.890
i get to go to the rural parts

01:36:43.890 --> 01:36:46.670
we all know

01:36:46.670 --> 01:36:49.030
we all know that Ted

01:36:49.030 --> 01:36:49.870
allen's

01:36:50.930 --> 01:36:53.050
best suited job

01:36:53.050 --> 01:36:55.090
the job that he was born

01:36:55.090 --> 01:36:56.830
to do is a lighthouse

01:36:56.830 --> 01:36:57.350
keeper

01:36:58.990 --> 01:37:01.110
i like the benefits

01:37:01.110 --> 01:37:01.810
they have

01:37:02.830 --> 01:37:04.170
lighthouse keeper

01:37:04.730 --> 01:37:06.650
there's competitive pay medical

01:37:06.650 --> 01:37:08.150
and dental coverage diverse

01:37:08.970 --> 01:37:11.250
lighthouse and marcus comes rolling out

01:37:11.250 --> 01:37:13.210
with yeah he's got a

01:37:13.210 --> 01:37:14.270
pocket full of salmon

01:37:14.750 --> 01:37:16.830
and then he's like in a pocket full of salmon

01:37:16.830 --> 01:37:18.570
he's like let me tell you a story

01:37:18.570 --> 01:37:20.270
and share my pocket salmon

01:37:20.270 --> 01:37:20.770
with you

01:37:25.110 --> 01:37:26.750
you go into the lighthouse

01:37:26.750 --> 01:37:28.870
their skillet you know just playing in the

01:37:28.870 --> 01:37:30.830
background is on no no i've

01:37:30.830 --> 01:37:32.850
changed my favorite band is now

01:37:33.630 --> 01:37:34.750
bts i'm getting

01:37:34.750 --> 01:37:35.910
into the k-pop

01:37:36.770 --> 01:37:38.570
there's some other gay christian

01:37:38.570 --> 01:37:40.470
band playing in the background they're not a christian

01:37:40.470 --> 01:37:42.270
man they don't have christianity in korea

01:37:42.270 --> 01:37:44.350
oh don't lie to me they don't allow missionaries

01:37:46.750 --> 01:37:47.510
i

01:37:47.510 --> 01:37:48.530
what are you on that

01:37:48.530 --> 01:37:50.430
what are you on that feminism

01:37:50.430 --> 01:37:51.450
now fucking

01:37:51.450 --> 01:37:54.290
you don't want lilith you got that whole thing

01:37:54.290 --> 01:37:55.010
against missionary

01:37:55.010 --> 01:37:56.250
yes

01:37:59.370 --> 01:38:00.510
i realized

01:38:00.510 --> 01:38:01.910
that my first love

01:38:01.910 --> 01:38:04.290
is michael jackson

01:38:04.290 --> 01:38:05.990
he brought

01:38:05.990 --> 01:38:07.390
love to the world

01:38:07.390 --> 01:38:10.590
he sings about holding a free willy

01:38:10.590 --> 01:38:11.970
like a river jordan

01:38:11.970 --> 01:38:12.970
and freedom

01:38:12.970 --> 01:38:15.610
i was watching a video

01:38:15.610 --> 01:38:17.070
of michael jackson earlier

01:38:17.750 --> 01:38:19.490
and he has

01:38:19.490 --> 01:38:21.710
a band in the united states song

01:38:21.710 --> 01:38:23.110
where he's like

01:38:23.970 --> 01:38:26.010
they're gonna Jew you they're gonna kike you

01:38:26.010 --> 01:38:26.970
they're gonna fuck it

01:38:26.970 --> 01:38:29.290
yes you know with it

01:38:29.970 --> 01:38:31.650
i don't really care about us

01:38:32.790 --> 01:38:35.750
they don't really care about us

01:38:35.750 --> 01:38:36.330
they don't really care about us

01:38:36.330 --> 01:38:37.350
yeah yeah yeah yeah

01:38:37.350 --> 01:38:39.710
yeah that was great i was like

01:38:39.710 --> 01:38:40.630
michael

01:38:41.410 --> 01:38:42.150
yes

01:38:42.150 --> 01:38:44.330
well he almost died right after that right

01:38:44.330 --> 01:38:46.190
well no

01:38:47.890 --> 01:38:49.870
so michael released

01:38:49.870 --> 01:38:51.250
they don't really care about us

01:38:51.250 --> 01:38:53.570
they had some problems with a line

01:38:53.570 --> 01:38:54.530
or two in the song

01:38:54.530 --> 01:38:57.350
they made him release

01:38:57.350 --> 01:38:58.730
a different version

01:38:59.550 --> 01:39:01.130
for the original

01:39:01.130 --> 01:39:02.810
video release and then

01:39:02.810 --> 01:39:05.170
he went down to brazil

01:39:05.360 --> 01:39:07.190
brazil and sang it normal again

01:39:07.190 --> 01:39:09.290
yeah and did it with like

01:39:09.290 --> 01:39:11.110
a whole drumming crew

01:39:11.110 --> 01:39:13.210
and all of that and right

01:39:13.210 --> 01:39:14.570
after that

01:39:15.100 --> 01:39:17.010
right after that michael

01:39:17.010 --> 01:39:19.610
had a brand new friend in his life

01:39:19.610 --> 01:39:21.570
a korean man

01:39:21.570 --> 01:39:23.870
no no he was not a korean man

01:39:23.870 --> 01:39:24.990
he was originally

01:39:24.990 --> 01:39:27.190
originally eastern european

01:39:29.850 --> 01:39:31.410
hungarian ukrainian russian

01:39:31.410 --> 01:39:32.150
something like that

01:39:32.150 --> 01:39:33.730
he's a man of faith

01:39:33.730 --> 01:39:35.450
he's a man of faith

01:39:35.450 --> 01:39:36.850
uh ted allen

01:39:36.850 --> 01:39:38.950
and oddly

01:39:39.390 --> 01:39:41.230
also a dildo purveyor

01:39:41.230 --> 01:39:43.590
oh oh oh that guy

01:39:43.590 --> 01:39:44.830
yeah rabbi

01:39:44.830 --> 01:39:47.730
he was immediately inserted

01:39:48.250 --> 01:39:50.150
into michael jackson's

01:39:50.150 --> 01:39:50.750
sphere

01:39:51.490 --> 01:39:53.250
after they don't really care about us

01:39:53.250 --> 01:39:53.650
sphere

01:39:56.290 --> 01:39:57.830
i'm afraid of it too

01:39:58.630 --> 01:40:00.250
well don't go to vegas

01:40:00.250 --> 01:40:02.650
i won't i went once

01:40:02.650 --> 01:40:04.490
and never again right and look man

01:40:04.490 --> 01:40:06.390
i will i have always been

01:40:06.390 --> 01:40:08.190
and i will always be

01:40:08.190 --> 01:40:10.630
on team mike ain't do

01:40:10.630 --> 01:40:11.210
that shit

01:40:12.410 --> 01:40:14.670
that's what i'm saying not just because

01:40:14.670 --> 01:40:16.750
i'm from indiana it's not just because

01:40:17.250 --> 01:40:18.550
you know the fucking

01:40:18.550 --> 01:40:20.350
like michael jackson was

01:40:20.350 --> 01:40:21.850
did the shit

01:40:21.850 --> 01:40:24.670
when we were growing up or anything like that like i actually

01:40:24.670 --> 01:40:26.530
looked at all of it and was like no

01:40:26.530 --> 01:40:28.450
mike ain't do that shit they totally

01:40:28.450 --> 01:40:30.610
set that man up they ruined his life

01:40:30.610 --> 01:40:32.370
and they probably killed him

01:40:34.650 --> 01:40:36.330
right there with you

01:40:36.330 --> 01:40:38.590
i'm right there with you so i i understand

01:40:38.590 --> 01:40:39.390
that

01:40:40.390 --> 01:40:42.730
the king of pop michael jackson

01:40:43.350 --> 01:40:44.330
created a whole

01:40:44.330 --> 01:40:46.590
new genre of music and inspired

01:40:46.590 --> 01:40:48.270
many koreans

01:40:48.270 --> 01:40:50.410
so the caption means why does every

01:40:50.410 --> 01:40:52.810
male k-pop idol look like this

01:40:52.810 --> 01:40:54.330
and it's a picture of

01:40:54.330 --> 01:40:56.290
michael jackson

01:40:56.290 --> 01:40:58.550
so if you've seen the korean pop stars

01:40:58.550 --> 01:41:00.590
they all look like that

01:41:00.590 --> 01:41:01.890
oh they kind of do huh

01:41:01.890 --> 01:41:04.530
the black hair the sort of

01:41:04.530 --> 01:41:06.430
korean plastic surgery

01:41:06.430 --> 01:41:08.030
face all very

01:41:08.490 --> 01:41:09.410
white like

01:41:10.270 --> 01:41:12.310
like actual white

01:41:12.310 --> 01:41:14.790
yeah have you seen

01:41:14.790 --> 01:41:16.030
asians

01:41:16.210 --> 01:41:18.730
have you seen asians

01:41:18.730 --> 01:41:20.470
at the beach in like

01:41:20.470 --> 01:41:22.150
full fucking

01:41:22.150 --> 01:41:24.170
head covered wetsuits

01:41:24.170 --> 01:41:26.430
yeah no

01:41:26.430 --> 01:41:27.470
no i thought they

01:41:28.430 --> 01:41:30.050
were yellow but no

01:41:30.050 --> 01:41:31.330
they're all white

01:41:31.330 --> 01:41:35.730
when they don't get sun

01:41:36.370 --> 01:41:38.090
here's the thing the asian culture

01:41:38.090 --> 01:41:39.950
i don't understand melanin

01:41:39.950 --> 01:41:41.890
the whiter you are

01:41:42.650 --> 01:41:44.650
the better you are

01:41:44.650 --> 01:41:46.570
the same in south america

01:41:46.570 --> 01:41:47.590
yeah absolutely

01:41:47.590 --> 01:41:50.470
people walk around with umbrellas white people

01:41:50.470 --> 01:41:52.470
will because they don't want asians in the night

01:41:53.210 --> 01:41:54.730
make them any darker

01:41:55.410 --> 01:41:56.450
it's hilarious

01:41:56.450 --> 01:41:57.470
my cousin michael

01:41:58.090 --> 01:41:59.830
who's obviously not white

01:41:59.830 --> 01:42:02.450
he works for

01:42:02.450 --> 01:42:04.950
wells fargo and he writes the rules for the bank

01:42:04.950 --> 01:42:07.370
so he gets sent to like south america

01:42:07.370 --> 01:42:08.590
and shit like that for like

01:42:08.590 --> 01:42:10.370
work trips for like a month

01:42:10.370 --> 01:42:12.070
and he sat down there

01:42:12.070 --> 01:42:14.250
in the bars because like in south dakota

01:42:14.250 --> 01:42:16.290
if a black guy comes in the bar

01:42:16.290 --> 01:42:18.730
all the dumb little white girls

01:42:18.730 --> 01:42:20.450
will fucking come and surround him

01:42:20.450 --> 01:42:21.790
like oh my god

01:42:21.790 --> 01:42:23.150
like you know

01:42:23.150 --> 01:42:25.810
and fucking he said it's the exact opposite

01:42:25.810 --> 01:42:27.190
in south america people want

01:42:27.190 --> 01:42:30.490
if a super white guy walks

01:42:30.490 --> 01:42:32.190
in the bar all the dumb girls

01:42:32.190 --> 01:42:33.230
will go oh my god

01:42:33.230 --> 01:42:34.430
and surround him

01:42:34.430 --> 01:42:36.550
that's what it was like in belize

01:42:37.930 --> 01:42:40.010
it sort of was like a college too

01:42:42.370 --> 01:42:42.910
yeah

01:42:43.750 --> 01:42:46.070
i'm just learning so much

01:42:46.070 --> 01:42:47.250
in my

01:42:47.740 --> 01:42:49.670
two weeks off and i kind of enjoyed

01:42:49.670 --> 01:42:51.870
you know a little bit of shitposting

01:42:51.870 --> 01:42:53.470
i was poking fun at some of the j-pop

01:42:53.470 --> 01:42:55.490
fans some of them accused me

01:42:55.490 --> 01:42:57.250
of isms of race

01:42:57.250 --> 01:42:59.610
and sex and stuff

01:42:59.610 --> 01:43:01.730
but i'm like i'm just i'm trying to learn

01:43:01.730 --> 01:43:03.610
so i had to provoke and poke a little bit

01:43:03.610 --> 01:43:05.770
the best comment i got

01:43:05.770 --> 01:43:07.690
was explaining that

01:43:07.690 --> 01:43:09.470
apple ghoul

01:43:09.470 --> 01:43:11.110
k-pop span

01:43:11.430 --> 01:43:13.530
explained to me because it's considered

01:43:13.530 --> 01:43:15.730
masculine in the big three asian cultures

01:43:15.730 --> 01:43:17.190
korea china and japan

01:43:17.190 --> 01:43:19.390
to prioritize a clean shaven look

01:43:19.390 --> 01:43:21.530
light makeup earrings and a happy

01:43:21.530 --> 01:43:22.810
demeanor for appearances

01:43:22.810 --> 01:43:24.750
whereas men with beards and no makeup

01:43:24.750 --> 01:43:26.450
are considered and this is where they say

01:43:27.050 --> 01:43:29.190
men with make beards and makeup are

01:43:29.190 --> 01:43:30.750
considered gay no makeup

01:43:30.750 --> 01:43:33.250
okay this is where i was confused

01:43:33.250 --> 01:43:34.930
they said men with beards and

01:43:34.930 --> 01:43:37.270
no makeup are considered

01:43:37.270 --> 01:43:39.490
gay looking in korea china

01:43:39.490 --> 01:43:40.690
in japan

01:43:41.430 --> 01:43:42.070
interesting

01:43:42.070 --> 01:43:45.330
well it's good that they're tiny little weirdos

01:43:47.610 --> 01:43:49.410
so they won the war

01:43:49.410 --> 01:43:51.330
against masculinity

01:43:51.330 --> 01:43:52.910
over there i guess already

01:43:54.990 --> 01:43:56.810
so korea china

01:43:56.810 --> 01:43:57.590
and japan

01:43:57.590 --> 01:44:00.970
the straightest masculine men

01:44:00.970 --> 01:44:03.230
are clean shaven

01:44:03.230 --> 01:44:04.930
wear cosmetics

01:44:04.930 --> 01:44:06.510
100 pounds

01:44:06.510 --> 01:44:08.270
they look like michael jackson

01:44:08.270 --> 01:44:09.970
they get plastic surgery

01:44:09.970 --> 01:44:12.010
they have the whitest skin you can imagine

01:44:12.010 --> 01:44:14.410
is this amongst the common people

01:44:14.410 --> 01:44:16.990
or is this just amongst the elites

01:44:19.210 --> 01:44:20.530
because like in england

01:44:20.530 --> 01:44:22.510
in england and stuff the royals

01:44:22.510 --> 01:44:24.390
back in the day used to do some real

01:44:24.390 --> 01:44:26.410
gay shit but that didn't mean

01:44:26.410 --> 01:44:28.490
and they're like men used to wear these

01:44:28.490 --> 01:44:30.570
type of pants yeah royal fucking

01:44:30.570 --> 01:44:32.510
little gay dudes like

01:44:32.510 --> 01:44:34.410
normal dudes didn't wear

01:44:34.410 --> 01:44:36.510
that shit look at the act

01:44:36.510 --> 01:44:38.750
look at the actors in their biggest netflix

01:44:38.750 --> 01:44:40.530
like shows where they

01:44:40.530 --> 01:44:42.550
they overdub them in english but they have

01:44:42.550 --> 01:44:44.790
korean actors all the male

01:44:44.790 --> 01:44:46.430
actors even if they're ripped like

01:44:46.430 --> 01:44:48.590
they're jacked or not jacked they're kind

01:44:48.590 --> 01:44:50.390
of like more like they're kind of like more bruce

01:44:50.390 --> 01:44:52.850
liesh like thin and have that karate

01:44:52.850 --> 01:44:54.650
sort of ripped body not

01:44:54.650 --> 01:44:56.570
like a bodybuilder but they all

01:44:56.570 --> 01:44:57.670
smooth skin

01:44:57.670 --> 01:45:00.190
kristianski goes out assumes all asian people

01:45:00.190 --> 01:45:01.370
no kung fu

01:45:03.330 --> 01:45:04.250
they got that

01:45:04.250 --> 01:45:06.470
like a leaner build

01:45:06.470 --> 01:45:08.350
they never have a bigger build and they're always

01:45:08.350 --> 01:45:10.430
smooth face they always have the same

01:45:10.430 --> 01:45:12.050
like parted kind of weird

01:45:12.050 --> 01:45:13.690
girl like all my hair

01:45:14.390 --> 01:45:16.050
it's a michael jackson yeah

01:45:16.050 --> 01:45:18.330
right and they're all wearing kind of

01:45:18.330 --> 01:45:20.030
the white jacket emphasizing

01:45:20.030 --> 01:45:21.430
the white and black

01:45:22.210 --> 01:45:24.130
even there gangsters and gangsters

01:45:24.130 --> 01:45:25.830
they always look the same yeah

01:45:25.830 --> 01:45:28.110
that's why whenever we go over

01:45:28.110 --> 01:45:30.090
to go to war to those places all the girls

01:45:30.090 --> 01:45:31.510
come home with us because they're like

01:45:31.510 --> 01:45:32.310
men

01:45:36.570 --> 01:45:38.590
and you can't really tell the difference

01:45:38.590 --> 01:45:40.710
between like their stars

01:45:40.710 --> 01:45:41.330
I'm like

01:45:41.990 --> 01:45:43.350
they're movie stars

01:45:43.350 --> 01:45:46.510
well sure and this is

01:45:46.510 --> 01:45:48.670
you know kristianski where I

01:45:48.670 --> 01:45:50.350
may have been accused

01:45:50.350 --> 01:45:52.230
of a little bit of a racism

01:45:52.230 --> 01:45:54.650
because I was kind of doing the

01:45:54.650 --> 01:45:56.650
they all look the same to me thing

01:45:56.650 --> 01:45:58.650
which if I'm being honest

01:45:58.650 --> 01:46:00.950
they all know kung fu so I don't know

01:46:00.950 --> 01:46:01.470
what to tell you

01:46:02.450 --> 01:46:04.430
it's sort of the face

01:46:04.430 --> 01:46:06.090
blindness and that's where

01:46:06.770 --> 01:46:08.130
all the kpop stars

01:46:08.130 --> 01:46:10.070
look alike if they all have black

01:46:10.070 --> 01:46:12.130
hair but as soon as they all start

01:46:12.130 --> 01:46:13.890
having like bleach blonde hair

01:46:13.890 --> 01:46:15.770
or pink hair or orange hair

01:46:15.770 --> 01:46:17.430
then they look different from each other

01:46:17.430 --> 01:46:19.490
yeah that's only by the hair

01:46:19.490 --> 01:46:21.630
their face still looks very similar

01:46:21.630 --> 01:46:24.210
right like there can be one boy

01:46:24.210 --> 01:46:26.450
in the band who has the frosted tips

01:46:26.450 --> 01:46:28.790
but you can't have two frosted tips

01:46:28.790 --> 01:46:30.530
because you can't have two frosted

01:46:30.530 --> 01:46:31.790
tips in the kpop

01:46:31.790 --> 01:46:33.970
but you know whatever I'm just gonna

01:46:33.970 --> 01:46:35.490
just explain how

01:46:35.490 --> 01:46:37.790
I seen Harlan Williams

01:46:37.790 --> 01:46:40.150
just had that Matan kid on his show

01:46:40.150 --> 01:46:41.570
and fucking

01:46:41.570 --> 01:46:44.010
you know like Harlan Williams

01:46:44.010 --> 01:46:46.390
went on Matan's show and you know Matan's

01:46:46.390 --> 01:46:47.830
more about thunder scenes

01:46:47.830 --> 01:46:50.130
always about the only person

01:46:50.130 --> 01:46:52.050
who navigated Matan's show

01:46:52.050 --> 01:46:54.910
Harlan Williams took like 12 seconds

01:46:54.910 --> 01:46:56.610
to figure out what was going on

01:46:56.610 --> 01:46:58.090
and was like oh

01:46:58.090 --> 01:46:59.550
I speak this language

01:46:59.550 --> 01:47:00.290
yes

01:47:01.090 --> 01:47:01.610
I

01:47:02.210 --> 01:47:02.970
I'm a master

01:47:04.170 --> 01:47:04.690
yes

01:47:05.470 --> 01:47:06.390
you know

01:47:06.390 --> 01:47:09.290
so Matan went on Harlan Williams

01:47:10.110 --> 01:47:10.630
show

01:47:10.630 --> 01:47:14.370
they start talking about

01:47:15.210 --> 01:47:16.490
Matan said if you only

01:47:16.490 --> 01:47:17.930
wear one earring you're gay

01:47:17.930 --> 01:47:19.830
but if you wear two you're not

01:47:19.830 --> 01:47:22.010
and so Harlan's like well so you're just

01:47:22.010 --> 01:47:23.710
a little bit gay but Matan's like

01:47:24.290 --> 01:47:26.130
what no no no

01:47:26.130 --> 01:47:27.910
if you wear one you're gay goes yeah

01:47:27.910 --> 01:47:29.710
but when you got it when you got it

01:47:29.710 --> 01:47:31.510
you there was there was

01:47:31.510 --> 01:47:33.530
one second where you only had

01:47:33.530 --> 01:47:35.030
there was like 45 seconds

01:47:35.030 --> 01:47:37.450
you only had one so you're like

01:47:37.450 --> 01:47:38.930
45 second gay

01:47:39.830 --> 01:47:41.790
and Matan no no no he did them both

01:47:41.790 --> 01:47:43.250
at the same time Harlan's like no no

01:47:43.250 --> 01:47:45.190
you can't do it at the exact same time

01:47:45.190 --> 01:47:47.650
but it's supposed to be the year

01:47:47.650 --> 01:47:49.890
if it's the left ear or the right ear

01:47:49.890 --> 01:47:51.250
well that's when it was true

01:47:51.950 --> 01:47:53.650
back in the 80s it was just

01:47:53.650 --> 01:47:55.650
you had to do just one in the left ear

01:47:55.650 --> 01:47:57.410
that was a normal dude

01:47:57.410 --> 01:47:59.630
but if you did it in the right ear you liked guys

01:47:59.630 --> 01:48:01.790
the 80s were 80 years ago guys

01:48:01.790 --> 01:48:03.770
that was an ancient

01:48:03.770 --> 01:48:04.630
history

01:48:04.630 --> 01:48:07.910
that applied even when I was in middle school

01:48:07.910 --> 01:48:09.130
I feel like

01:48:09.130 --> 01:48:11.830
in the 90s

01:48:12.530 --> 01:48:13.130
2000s

01:48:13.130 --> 01:48:14.550
in middle school they still

01:48:15.430 --> 01:48:16.070
same rule

01:48:16.070 --> 01:48:19.370
we live in the future our Oreos

01:48:19.370 --> 01:48:20.790
are pink now

01:48:20.790 --> 01:48:23.630
and they have brown sugar

01:48:23.630 --> 01:48:24.730
pancake flavor

01:48:25.610 --> 01:48:27.730
it's one of those things you can't come back from

01:48:27.730 --> 01:48:29.410
I gotta agree with you

01:48:29.410 --> 01:48:31.370
have you tried the brown sugar

01:48:31.370 --> 01:48:33.010
pancake flavored

01:48:33.630 --> 01:48:35.650
BTS branded Oreo cookie

01:48:35.650 --> 01:48:36.670
it's pink

01:48:36.670 --> 01:48:39.030
it's pink and it's brown

01:48:39.550 --> 01:48:41.050
sugar pancake flavor

01:48:41.430 --> 01:48:42.270
one day

01:48:43.370 --> 01:48:45.090
at grocery outlet

01:48:45.090 --> 01:48:47.190
they had Oreos that were super cheap

01:48:47.190 --> 01:48:49.650
and they were like some like glow in

01:48:49.650 --> 01:48:50.750
the dark Oreos

01:48:50.750 --> 01:48:52.590
vintage Oreos never expired

01:48:52.590 --> 01:48:54.390
it never happened again

01:48:54.390 --> 01:48:56.870
we threw the rest

01:48:56.870 --> 01:48:57.550
of those away

01:48:57.550 --> 01:49:00.570
I went to the dump the next morning

01:49:00.570 --> 01:49:02.690
and I was like what the fuck

01:49:02.690 --> 01:49:03.170
happened

01:49:03.170 --> 01:49:06.130
I thought there was stool in my stool it turns out

01:49:06.130 --> 01:49:07.910
it was a Korean pop star

01:49:08.510 --> 01:49:09.810
brown sugar pancake

01:49:09.810 --> 01:49:13.150
I made a brown sugar pancake

01:49:13.150 --> 01:49:13.910
in my portfolio

01:49:16.010 --> 01:49:17.610
Marcus is like

01:49:17.610 --> 01:49:19.010
the carrot top

01:49:19.010 --> 01:49:20.430
of the podcast world

01:49:21.170 --> 01:49:22.390
except for

01:49:23.410 --> 01:49:25.130
he's not being sued

01:49:25.130 --> 01:49:26.550
for sexual assault

01:49:26.550 --> 01:49:28.830
buy a man and he didn't have

01:49:28.830 --> 01:49:30.650
a recent unaliving

01:49:30.650 --> 01:49:32.830
buy a man and I never will

01:49:32.830 --> 01:49:34.390
and that's my promise to you

01:49:34.390 --> 01:49:36.870
carrot top is getting sued for SA

01:49:36.870 --> 01:49:38.330
buy a dude

01:49:39.010 --> 01:49:40.210
holy shit

01:49:41.190 --> 01:49:42.790
imagine that is

01:49:42.790 --> 01:49:44.790
that is a horror movie right there

01:49:44.790 --> 01:49:46.770
that dude with that crazy hair

01:49:46.770 --> 01:49:48.290
and all fucking muscled

01:49:48.290 --> 01:49:50.230
and veined out from all the fucking steroids

01:49:50.750 --> 01:49:52.810
like come here boy

01:49:52.810 --> 01:49:53.690
like

01:49:53.690 --> 01:49:57.090
have you ever been

01:49:57.090 --> 01:49:58.510
have you ever been

01:49:58.510 --> 01:50:00.590
griped by the Wendy's mascot

01:50:00.590 --> 01:50:02.270
holy shit

01:50:02.270 --> 01:50:02.730
on steroids

01:50:02.730 --> 01:50:04.090
yeah dude

01:50:06.950 --> 01:50:07.590
probably

01:50:07.590 --> 01:50:11.050
the thing that like I couldn't get out of my head

01:50:11.050 --> 01:50:12.910
when I first heard about the carrot top stuff

01:50:12.910 --> 01:50:14.930
and especially him like trying to

01:50:14.930 --> 01:50:16.450
unalive himself and all that

01:50:16.450 --> 01:50:18.490
I had this image in my head

01:50:18.490 --> 01:50:20.470
of you know

01:50:20.470 --> 01:50:21.850
carrot top

01:50:21.850 --> 01:50:24.470
frizzy hair all out like he's freaking

01:50:24.470 --> 01:50:25.930
yahoo serious

01:50:26.790 --> 01:50:29.050
and fucking stomping

01:50:29.050 --> 01:50:30.630
like room to room

01:50:30.630 --> 01:50:33.090
in his palatial vegas mansion

01:50:33.090 --> 01:50:34.790
looking for anything

01:50:34.790 --> 01:50:37.030
that he could actually harm himself with

01:50:37.030 --> 01:50:38.630
but only encountering props

01:50:41.090 --> 01:50:42.910
like finally he's like

01:50:42.910 --> 01:50:44.650
trying to like whack himself

01:50:44.650 --> 01:50:46.850
in the head with a giant inflatable hammer

01:50:46.850 --> 01:50:48.250
and that won't work

01:50:48.250 --> 01:50:50.610
and there's like some chick that he picked up

01:50:50.610 --> 01:50:51.850
at the Luxor Casino

01:50:51.850 --> 01:50:53.130
he was like I

01:50:53.130 --> 01:50:55.670
I think I need to call somebody

01:50:55.670 --> 01:50:57.150
I'm pretty sure this isn't normal

01:50:59.670 --> 01:51:00.710
nah man

01:51:00.710 --> 01:51:01.930
I mean I expected weird

01:51:01.930 --> 01:51:04.330
and then when she tried she realized that the phone

01:51:04.330 --> 01:51:06.110
sitting there was also just a prop

01:51:06.110 --> 01:51:07.970
the phone just squirts her with water

01:51:07.970 --> 01:51:08.930
yah yah yah

01:51:08.930 --> 01:51:09.350
yah

01:51:11.270 --> 01:51:12.490
no it's not

01:51:12.490 --> 01:51:14.940
it's product placement

01:51:15.550 --> 01:51:16.570
this is the

01:51:18.030 --> 01:51:19.140
product placement

01:51:19.510 --> 01:51:21.030
Wayne's World Style

01:51:21.030 --> 01:51:23.290
product placement so I naturally

01:51:23.290 --> 01:51:24.550
entered into the conversation

01:51:24.550 --> 01:51:26.750
talking about the new Oreo flavor

01:51:26.750 --> 01:51:27.790
brown sugar pancake

01:51:27.790 --> 01:51:29.130
I feel like Ricola is gonna fucking

01:51:29.130 --> 01:51:31.710
lodge a complaint on this

01:51:31.710 --> 01:51:34.390
Ricola is not competing against

01:51:34.390 --> 01:51:36.250
brown sugar pancake in fact that

01:51:36.250 --> 01:51:37.390
brown sugar pancake

01:51:38.090 --> 01:51:39.730
increases my Ricola because

01:51:39.730 --> 01:51:42.130
brown sugar pancake coats my throat

01:51:42.130 --> 01:51:43.190
in a bad way

01:51:43.830 --> 01:51:45.670
Ricola coats my throat in a

01:51:46.250 --> 01:51:48.350
real good way I mean I can speak better

01:51:48.350 --> 01:51:49.670
but if I got a mouth full

01:51:50.030 --> 01:51:51.910
and a throat full of brown sugar pancake

01:51:51.910 --> 01:51:54.010
from Korea down my throat

01:51:54.010 --> 01:51:56.210
I cannot podcast well I cannot speak

01:51:56.210 --> 01:51:57.490
well it's very dry

01:51:58.090 --> 01:52:00.310
it's the sugar content it's just

01:52:00.310 --> 01:52:02.370
it's not even scratchy

01:52:02.370 --> 01:52:03.770
it's just like full glottal

01:52:03.770 --> 01:52:06.090
stops you remind me of a story

01:52:06.090 --> 01:52:07.370
I've heard about

01:52:07.370 --> 01:52:09.870
it was like one of those famous

01:52:09.870 --> 01:52:11.850
encounters back in the day

01:52:11.850 --> 01:52:13.490
that a farmer had with

01:52:14.290 --> 01:52:15.870
people in a

01:52:15.870 --> 01:52:17.450
UFO and they gave him pancakes

01:52:18.190 --> 01:52:19.610
this is a very

01:52:20.510 --> 01:52:21.610
fey fairy

01:52:21.610 --> 01:52:23.950
lore folk lore type of

01:52:23.950 --> 01:52:25.510
a thing they would do they would give you

01:52:25.510 --> 01:52:27.010
dry pancakes

01:52:29.270 --> 01:52:30.270
that's torture

01:52:30.270 --> 01:52:32.270
giving humans

01:52:32.990 --> 01:52:34.150
dry pancakes

01:52:34.150 --> 01:52:35.430
that's just wrong

01:52:35.430 --> 01:52:37.990
without any milk we're mammals

01:52:37.990 --> 01:52:38.970
we're designed

01:52:40.040 --> 01:52:41.670
to drink mother's milk

01:52:42.270 --> 01:52:44.610
not fairy milk

01:52:45.690 --> 01:52:46.470
genetically

01:52:46.470 --> 01:52:48.290
only those of us from

01:52:48.290 --> 01:52:49.730
like northern Europe really

01:52:49.940 --> 01:52:51.950
and a few others and I agree with you

01:52:51.950 --> 01:52:53.870
and it's not racism

01:52:53.870 --> 01:52:55.830
to call me a cheese eater

01:52:55.830 --> 01:52:57.250
because I eat cheese

01:52:57.250 --> 01:52:59.310
yeah I do eat cheese

01:52:59.310 --> 01:53:01.230
yeah I process dairy just fine

01:53:01.230 --> 01:53:02.190
it is my

01:53:02.190 --> 01:53:05.330
my biggest addiction in life

01:53:05.330 --> 01:53:06.650
I cannot get away from

01:53:07.190 --> 01:53:08.750
a cheese I've tried whippets

01:53:08.750 --> 01:53:10.590
I've tried thin mitts I've tried chocolate

01:53:10.590 --> 01:53:11.910
those I can give up

01:53:11.910 --> 01:53:13.590
what about cocaine

01:53:15.290 --> 01:53:16.450
booger sugar

01:53:17.830 --> 01:53:18.990
Ted's gotta eat

01:53:18.990 --> 01:53:21.030
I haven't gotten any

01:53:21.810 --> 01:53:22.450
and

01:53:23.130 --> 01:53:25.050
to clarify even further

01:53:25.050 --> 01:53:27.410
when we're talking about Ted's booger sugar

01:53:27.410 --> 01:53:28.890
they were assuming

01:53:28.890 --> 01:53:30.450
it was for Bennington

01:53:31.530 --> 01:53:32.570
I'm Ted

01:53:32.570 --> 01:53:34.510
it's my booger sugar

01:53:34.510 --> 01:53:36.110
it's for my collection

01:53:36.110 --> 01:53:38.510
Ted Bennington cannot do

01:53:38.510 --> 01:53:38.890
me

01:53:38.890 --> 01:53:42.050
Ted Bennington cannot do any uppers

01:53:42.050 --> 01:53:43.450
in any way shape or form

01:53:43.450 --> 01:53:45.650
he doesn't even drink coffee hot chocolate

01:53:45.650 --> 01:53:47.270
is the strongest thing I drink

01:53:51.810 --> 01:53:52.750
that's true

01:53:52.750 --> 01:53:54.870
I can do enough dabs

01:53:54.870 --> 01:53:57.090
to put down a team of Clydesdales though

01:53:57.090 --> 01:53:58.830
and walk it off

01:53:58.830 --> 01:54:00.010
those are horses

01:54:00.910 --> 01:54:02.370
yeah with the big ones

01:54:03.130 --> 01:54:04.310
the plow horses

01:54:05.730 --> 01:54:06.230
yes

01:54:07.230 --> 01:54:09.230
you don't really see anybody plow with them anymore

01:54:09.230 --> 01:54:10.510
they just pull that Budweiser

01:54:11.430 --> 01:54:12.210
thing around

01:54:12.210 --> 01:54:13.490
it's either that or Steve

01:54:15.230 --> 01:54:16.970
Steve does it with the pool cart

01:54:16.970 --> 01:54:18.750
I use Clydesdales

01:54:19.690 --> 01:54:20.510
in years

01:54:21.890 --> 01:54:23.250
I gently use

01:54:23.250 --> 01:54:24.730
Clydesdale at an auction

01:54:25.330 --> 01:54:27.470
can either get a team of Clydesdales

01:54:27.470 --> 01:54:28.590
or we can get Steve

01:54:28.590 --> 01:54:30.590
to do his poor man's palakine

01:54:30.590 --> 01:54:31.630
gotcha

01:54:33.010 --> 01:54:34.690
fucking ready to go

01:54:35.350 --> 01:54:37.510
well the good news is

01:54:37.510 --> 01:54:39.230
we're gonna have a lot of glue

01:54:39.230 --> 01:54:40.210
pretty soon

01:54:41.830 --> 01:54:43.250
are we animal bond

01:54:43.250 --> 01:54:45.350
the bad news is we're gonna have a lot of glue

01:54:45.350 --> 01:54:46.510
real soon

01:54:48.130 --> 01:54:49.270
a type of glue

01:54:51.550 --> 01:54:52.110
Elmer's

01:54:53.810 --> 01:54:55.410
so if we get Elmer Fudd

01:54:55.410 --> 01:54:56.570
to sell us glue

01:54:57.030 --> 01:54:59.610
I don't think the Looney Tunes

01:54:59.610 --> 01:55:00.630
are actively

01:55:01.210 --> 01:55:02.570
using their characters anymore

01:55:03.370 --> 01:55:05.090
so we might be able to

01:55:05.090 --> 01:55:06.990
use Elmer Fudd's character

01:55:07.970 --> 01:55:09.390
we could clone them

01:55:09.390 --> 01:55:11.110
change them just a little bit

01:55:11.110 --> 01:55:12.970
run them through some Chinese servers

01:55:12.970 --> 01:55:14.090
and bring them back to America

01:55:14.090 --> 01:55:14.310
America

01:55:17.050 --> 01:55:19.970
as a k-pop singer you think

01:55:23.990 --> 01:55:26.570
he's pretty smooth already on the head

01:55:27.470 --> 01:55:28.250
true

01:55:28.250 --> 01:55:29.410
hairless

01:55:30.250 --> 01:55:31.030
hairless

01:55:31.740 --> 01:55:33.130
Fudd, Elmer Fudd

01:55:34.570 --> 01:55:35.350
yeah

01:55:35.820 --> 01:55:36.650
who's your favorite

01:55:36.650 --> 01:55:38.950
k-pop group

01:55:40.730 --> 01:55:42.050
it's gotta be

01:55:42.050 --> 01:55:42.550
uh

01:55:42.550 --> 01:55:44.570
Lord's of Acid

01:55:44.570 --> 01:55:47.450
or are we not talking about Ketamine Pop

01:55:49.730 --> 01:55:51.490
I will allow it

01:55:52.050 --> 01:55:52.510
yeah

01:55:52.510 --> 01:55:54.910
I would say Lord's of Acid

01:55:54.910 --> 01:55:57.550
if we're speaking strictly about Ketamine

01:55:58.950 --> 01:56:00.710
is that pronounced Loa

01:56:00.710 --> 01:56:02.810
that's the only k-pop I indulge in

01:56:03.990 --> 01:56:06.010
good old fashioned horse tranquilizer

01:56:06.010 --> 01:56:07.410
like God intended

01:56:09.330 --> 01:56:11.370
how else are you going to talk to the mother ship

01:56:11.370 --> 01:56:12.970
which God intended

01:56:12.970 --> 01:56:14.410
us to be Ketamine users

01:56:14.410 --> 01:56:16.430
I would say mine's just the uh

01:56:16.430 --> 01:56:17.470
the stray kids

01:56:17.470 --> 01:56:19.750
it's the uh the Raylian

01:56:19.750 --> 01:56:20.170
god

01:56:20.930 --> 01:56:21.950
oh Ryle

01:56:21.950 --> 01:56:23.570
yes Ryle

01:56:23.570 --> 01:56:25.430
the race car driver

01:56:25.430 --> 01:56:28.010
yes I know is that man

01:56:28.010 --> 01:56:30.770
is he still on this

01:56:30.770 --> 01:56:32.950
mortal coil plane realm thing

01:56:32.950 --> 01:56:34.310
that we are on

01:56:34.310 --> 01:56:36.010
I believe so

01:56:36.010 --> 01:56:36.670
I believe so

01:56:36.670 --> 01:56:39.630
the last thing I remember hearing about the Raylians

01:56:40.190 --> 01:56:42.510
is when uh Kanye West

01:56:42.510 --> 01:56:43.830
stole their logo

01:56:43.830 --> 01:56:45.530
but then he posted

01:56:45.530 --> 01:56:47.730
and called out Elon and he said

01:56:47.730 --> 01:56:49.030
you know what this is Elon

01:56:49.030 --> 01:56:50.450
you know what this is

01:56:50.450 --> 01:56:54.790
was that one

01:56:54.790 --> 01:56:56.130
he had the little net

01:56:56.130 --> 01:56:57.650
and the chocolate milk Yoohoo

01:56:57.650 --> 01:56:58.790
and he was on Alex Jones

01:56:58.790 --> 01:57:02.290
and he was talking about the net in

01:57:02.290 --> 01:57:03.550
and the Yoohoo

01:57:03.550 --> 01:57:05.190
the chocolate milk Yoohoo

01:57:06.040 --> 01:57:08.210
I think that was also like

01:57:08.210 --> 01:57:09.830
a Michael Jackson reference

01:57:09.830 --> 01:57:11.850
with the Yoohoo kind of the Hee Hee

01:57:11.850 --> 01:57:12.890
Yoohoo

01:57:12.890 --> 01:57:15.830
well you heard Kanye he's all of the Michaels

01:57:15.830 --> 01:57:17.630
that's what he said

01:57:17.630 --> 01:57:19.170
I'm all of the Michaels

01:57:19.170 --> 01:57:21.290
me Kyle he's Michael Jordan

01:57:21.290 --> 01:57:22.390
he's Michael Jackson

01:57:22.390 --> 01:57:24.710
he's Michael B Jackson

01:57:24.710 --> 01:57:27.370
he's Michael Blackson he's all of the Michaels

01:57:27.370 --> 01:57:28.990
he could do it

01:57:28.990 --> 01:57:30.530
any one of those Michaels did

01:57:30.530 --> 01:57:31.710
if he put his mind to it

01:57:31.710 --> 01:57:33.690
he probably could

01:57:33.690 --> 01:57:35.250
he did the Jesus Walks

01:57:35.250 --> 01:57:37.230
he did the Sunday Sermons with Justin Bieber

01:57:37.230 --> 01:57:38.370
and Marilyn Manson

01:57:38.370 --> 01:57:39.690
he's done a lot in his career

01:57:40.350 --> 01:57:42.670
I'm trying to keep up with them on telegram

01:57:42.670 --> 01:57:43.990
but it's all Russian updates

01:57:45.190 --> 01:57:45.650
Yeezus

01:57:45.650 --> 01:57:47.750
Y-E

01:57:51.590 --> 01:57:52.630
I don't know

01:57:52.630 --> 01:57:53.470
who he goes by now

01:57:53.470 --> 01:57:54.890
Y-E

01:57:54.890 --> 01:57:55.850
Y-E

01:57:55.850 --> 01:57:58.570
the artist formerly known as Kanye

01:57:58.570 --> 01:58:00.470
I don't just do Y

01:58:01.130 --> 01:58:01.730
Y

01:58:01.730 --> 01:58:03.810
just a letter one letter

01:58:03.810 --> 01:58:05.330
K, Y

01:58:05.330 --> 01:58:08.190
well I think he's going to four letters

01:58:08.190 --> 01:58:10.350
and it's like Y, H, V, H

01:58:10.890 --> 01:58:11.310
yes

01:58:11.310 --> 01:58:13.790
Kanye West is God

01:58:13.790 --> 01:58:15.470
to touch your ground

01:58:15.470 --> 01:58:18.670
as soon as we realize that and accept that

01:58:20.770 --> 01:58:22.450
then we will have peace on Earth

01:58:25.810 --> 01:58:26.790
good friend

01:58:29.210 --> 01:58:31.050
and then all the nuclear bombs

01:58:31.050 --> 01:58:31.810
will be disarmed

01:58:31.810 --> 01:58:33.930
we will have nuclear disarmament

01:58:35.010 --> 01:58:37.370
apparently the Ray lands already have that cover

01:58:39.750 --> 01:58:41.250
do they speak

01:58:41.250 --> 01:58:42.630
Morse code

01:58:42.630 --> 01:58:44.410
or Hebrew or

01:58:44.410 --> 01:58:46.590
do they speak Morse code

01:58:46.590 --> 01:58:48.870
you mean like do they speak a series of

01:58:48.870 --> 01:58:50.030
dots and dashes

01:58:50.990 --> 01:58:53.030
but what does that sound like

01:58:53.030 --> 01:58:54.870
can you give us a demonstration

01:58:54.870 --> 01:58:57.290
of what you think that might sound like

01:58:57.290 --> 01:58:59.470
do you know what a MIDI controller is

01:58:59.470 --> 01:59:01.550
like a sign wave speech

01:59:01.550 --> 01:59:03.050
right like a Roland

01:59:03.690 --> 01:59:05.170
synthesizer audio card

01:59:05.170 --> 01:59:07.010
you have the MIDI music

01:59:07.710 --> 01:59:09.430
that's how you translate it

01:59:09.430 --> 01:59:10.310
and then you have your

01:59:11.410 --> 01:59:13.590
Roland MIDI sound card

01:59:13.590 --> 01:59:14.110
and it's like

01:59:14.850 --> 01:59:16.190
do, do, do, do

01:59:16.790 --> 01:59:18.370
right you're trying to yell at somebody

01:59:18.370 --> 01:59:21.350
but it's just a Casio keyboard samba beat

01:59:21.350 --> 01:59:23.630
it's like closed encounters of third kind

01:59:23.630 --> 01:59:25.090
it's like

01:59:25.090 --> 01:59:27.330
a Stephen Hawking vocoder

01:59:27.330 --> 01:59:28.510
thing

01:59:28.510 --> 01:59:31.010
but instead of like Hawking voice

01:59:31.010 --> 01:59:33.630
it's like do, do, do, do, do

01:59:33.630 --> 01:59:35.570
do, do, do, do, do

01:59:37.710 --> 01:59:38.830
do, do, do, do, do

01:59:38.830 --> 01:59:39.130
do, do, do, do, do

01:59:39.130 --> 01:59:41.070
and that was my biggest disappointment

01:59:41.070 --> 01:59:42.590
with Disclosure Day

01:59:42.590 --> 01:59:44.010
the soundtrack was terrible

01:59:44.910 --> 01:59:46.110
terrible soundtrack

01:59:47.570 --> 01:59:49.390
they should have got Lynn Biscuit

01:59:50.530 --> 01:59:51.450
they should have got

01:59:51.450 --> 01:59:52.770
what's his name

01:59:52.770 --> 01:59:53.570
Fred Durst

01:59:53.570 --> 01:59:56.250
Fred Durst knew it was terrible

01:59:56.250 --> 01:59:57.910
and stayed away from that stinker

01:59:57.910 --> 02:00:00.110
he did the Y2K

02:00:00.110 --> 02:00:02.490
I'm not gonna besmirch the good name

02:00:02.490 --> 02:00:03.470
of break stuff

02:00:03.470 --> 02:00:05.950
by attaching it to this movie

02:00:05.950 --> 02:00:08.150
Fred Durst in Y2K

02:00:08.150 --> 02:00:08.890
the movie

02:00:09.970 --> 02:00:11.090
did a great job

02:00:11.930 --> 02:00:13.650
I'm like a chainsaw

02:00:14.650 --> 02:00:15.230
yes

02:00:17.270 --> 02:00:18.950
does he still have that red cap?

02:00:19.310 --> 02:00:21.210
he still has the red cap

02:00:21.210 --> 02:00:22.690
even through

02:00:22.690 --> 02:00:24.170
other men wearing

02:00:24.170 --> 02:00:25.490
other red caps

02:00:25.490 --> 02:00:26.190
he refused

02:00:26.190 --> 02:00:28.330
to give up his red cap

02:00:28.330 --> 02:00:30.810
for a more redder cap

02:00:32.630 --> 02:00:33.350
don't

02:00:33.350 --> 02:00:34.610
fuck with the classics

02:00:36.190 --> 02:00:38.130
30 seconds to Mars

02:00:39.970 --> 02:00:41.350
it's like the jump room

02:00:41.350 --> 02:00:42.930
that's what he named it after

02:00:42.930 --> 02:00:44.730
that's why he bought that complex

02:00:44.730 --> 02:00:46.150
now you're talking

02:00:46.150 --> 02:00:49.230
Jared Leto who is a big Korean pop star

02:00:49.230 --> 02:00:50.390
he is

02:00:50.390 --> 02:00:52.470
huge Korean pop star

02:00:52.470 --> 02:00:53.750
huge Korean pop star

02:00:53.750 --> 02:00:54.430
yes

02:00:55.170 --> 02:00:57.790
he can see Korea from his recording studio

02:00:57.790 --> 02:00:58.910
I think they'll look out

02:01:00.290 --> 02:01:02.290
30 seconds or less I guarantee

02:01:02.290 --> 02:01:04.150
oh yeah he's got the technology

02:01:04.150 --> 02:01:07.330
to instantly perform holographic concerts

02:01:07.330 --> 02:01:09.150
all over the Asian empire

02:01:09.150 --> 02:01:10.750
do we call him an empire?

02:01:11.030 --> 02:01:12.610
he did buy the building

02:01:12.610 --> 02:01:14.070
where they said there was a jump room

02:01:15.050 --> 02:01:16.130
or what's there

02:01:16.130 --> 02:01:18.750
that one super soldier guy Max Spear

02:01:18.750 --> 02:01:19.810
said there was a jump room

02:01:19.810 --> 02:01:21.010
that's the building he bought

02:01:22.270 --> 02:01:22.710
yes

02:01:26.690 --> 02:01:28.010
yes that is true

02:01:29.650 --> 02:01:30.810
he also has an island

02:01:33.030 --> 02:01:33.470
well

02:01:33.470 --> 02:01:36.610
I mean it depends on how you define island

02:01:37.330 --> 02:01:39.210
I have an island in my kitchen

02:01:39.730 --> 02:01:40.850
do I get to make bubbles?

02:01:40.850 --> 02:01:42.310
does he visit islands

02:01:42.310 --> 02:01:44.990
it's more like a breakfast

02:01:44.990 --> 02:01:45.770
nook

02:01:46.830 --> 02:01:48.350
it's free floating

02:01:48.350 --> 02:01:50.470
it's where I eat my

02:01:50.470 --> 02:01:52.990
brown sugar

02:01:52.990 --> 02:01:53.690
pancake

02:01:54.450 --> 02:01:55.030
cream

02:01:55.030 --> 02:01:57.550
sandwich cookie

02:01:57.550 --> 02:02:00.130
commonly referred to as

02:02:00.390 --> 02:02:02.070
O-R-E-O

02:02:02.350 --> 02:02:02.930
BTS

02:02:02.930 --> 02:02:04.470
BTW

02:02:04.470 --> 02:02:06.370
Oreo

02:02:06.370 --> 02:02:07.030
O-R-E-O

02:02:07.030 --> 02:02:08.990
robots is in there

02:02:13.110 --> 02:02:14.590
they make your experiment

02:02:14.590 --> 02:02:15.310
pink

02:02:16.450 --> 02:02:18.190
there's so much

02:02:18.190 --> 02:02:19.290
fun

02:02:20.330 --> 02:02:20.970
and

02:02:21.990 --> 02:02:24.370
another cool feature is they have the

02:02:24.370 --> 02:02:26.270
the sigil encoded on the cookie

02:02:26.270 --> 02:02:28.390
design I think they all have QR

02:02:28.390 --> 02:02:30.210
codes printed on them and there's like 13

02:02:30.210 --> 02:02:31.810
different designs in the package

02:02:32.310 --> 02:02:33.290
so each cookie

02:02:33.990 --> 02:02:35.710
it's like a blind box item

02:02:35.710 --> 02:02:36.910
so you're not just buying

02:02:36.910 --> 02:02:39.070
a cookie product you're buying

02:02:39.070 --> 02:02:41.050
it's essentially a pokemon card

02:02:41.050 --> 02:02:42.890
you're buying yourself a demon

02:02:44.590 --> 02:02:45.450
well what

02:02:45.450 --> 02:02:47.390
what you really need to do is you need to

02:02:47.390 --> 02:02:49.330
get all 13 bags of cookies

02:02:49.330 --> 02:02:51.610
you need to take all of the

02:02:51.610 --> 02:02:53.230
cookies out of them and you can arrange

02:02:53.230 --> 02:02:54.990
them together like a puzzle

02:02:54.990 --> 02:02:57.330
and it gives you

02:02:57.330 --> 02:03:00.190
the original text of the necronomicon

02:03:00.190 --> 02:03:01.810
well there's no guarantee

02:03:01.810 --> 02:03:03.670
that you will get all 13 designs

02:03:03.670 --> 02:03:05.750
and 13 boxes you might have to buy

02:03:05.750 --> 02:03:07.130
30 boxes of cookies

02:03:07.130 --> 02:03:09.450
oh you'll have to buy 850 boxes

02:03:09.450 --> 02:03:11.270
you will but when you put it together

02:03:11.550 --> 02:03:14.050
you get the original text of the necronomicon

02:03:14.050 --> 02:03:16.190
and you can summon any demon

02:03:16.190 --> 02:03:16.630
you want

02:03:16.630 --> 02:03:19.790
similar to the monopoly contest at mcdonalds

02:03:19.790 --> 02:03:20.090
you said

02:03:20.090 --> 02:03:22.530
that is astute sir

02:03:22.530 --> 02:03:23.670
yes

02:03:24.690 --> 02:03:27.510
it's like a Mickey Mantle rookie card

02:03:27.510 --> 02:03:29.710
there's only one or two printed

02:03:29.710 --> 02:03:31.230
in the entire set

02:03:31.950 --> 02:03:32.470
right

02:03:33.850 --> 02:03:35.650
well charizard was more printed

02:03:35.650 --> 02:03:38.610
than the rare orio cookie

02:03:38.610 --> 02:03:40.810
I found one the other day

02:03:42.150 --> 02:03:42.670
charizard

02:03:42.670 --> 02:03:42.770
okay

02:03:43.530 --> 02:03:45.030
are you trading

02:03:45.530 --> 02:03:46.870
or is in your trade folder

02:03:46.870 --> 02:03:49.750
my dad said here's a bunch of old cards

02:03:49.750 --> 02:03:51.290
that e7 you're a little

02:03:51.290 --> 02:03:53.810
I found like a $500 charizard

02:03:53.810 --> 02:03:54.250
in there

02:03:55.650 --> 02:03:56.990
I'm gonna sell it on ebay

02:03:56.990 --> 02:03:58.610
it is a

02:03:59.350 --> 02:04:00.030
collectible

02:04:00.930 --> 02:04:02.070
trading card game

02:04:02.070 --> 02:04:04.190
a tcg a trading card game

02:04:04.190 --> 02:04:05.510
well if you don't say

02:04:07.030 --> 02:04:07.710
cla2

02:04:08.610 --> 02:04:10.250
barata nictu when you

02:04:10.250 --> 02:04:11.950
finish your oriole thing

02:04:11.950 --> 02:04:14.590
then you will summon the army of the dead

02:04:14.590 --> 02:04:16.690
and we will all be fucked

02:04:16.690 --> 02:04:17.670
oh yeah

02:04:17.670 --> 02:04:20.670
you should actually probably call Bruce Campbell

02:04:20.670 --> 02:04:22.010
before you have another one

02:04:22.010 --> 02:04:22.870
yeah

02:04:22.870 --> 02:04:24.170
this is

02:04:24.870 --> 02:04:26.790
important to recognize

02:04:26.790 --> 02:04:28.170
the difference between

02:04:28.640 --> 02:04:29.330
a resident evil

02:04:29.330 --> 02:04:31.250
would you even look good with a chainsaw hand

02:04:32.610 --> 02:04:33.850
and an evil dead

02:04:33.850 --> 02:04:36.210
I would be disproportionate as fuck man

02:04:36.210 --> 02:04:37.650
he's got them skinny little arms

02:04:37.650 --> 02:04:38.850
I look weird

02:04:38.850 --> 02:04:42.170
are there chainsaw hands in resident evil

02:04:44.640 --> 02:04:45.570
which one

02:04:48.620 --> 02:04:49.570
the resident evil

02:04:49.570 --> 02:04:51.570
I mean there's a bunch I'm sure

02:04:51.570 --> 02:04:53.290
the one video game series

02:04:53.290 --> 02:04:55.410
turned into books

02:04:55.410 --> 02:04:57.470
turned into movies

02:05:00.110 --> 02:05:02.370
we're clarifying confusion between

02:05:02.370 --> 02:05:03.510
resident evil

02:05:03.510 --> 02:05:04.890
and evil dead

02:05:04.890 --> 02:05:06.890
was there a necronomicon in resident evil

02:05:07.830 --> 02:05:09.570
there might be

02:05:09.570 --> 02:05:11.910
there was definitely a necronomicon

02:05:11.910 --> 02:05:13.150
there's an umbrella company

02:05:13.150 --> 02:05:15.810
and before you pick that necronomicon up

02:05:15.810 --> 02:05:16.790
you must say

02:05:16.790 --> 02:05:18.990
clatu barata niktu

02:05:18.990 --> 02:05:21.050
or else you summon the army of the dead

02:05:21.050 --> 02:05:22.610
and they fuck the rest of us

02:05:22.610 --> 02:05:24.890
it's true it's true you have

02:05:24.890 --> 02:05:25.850
to say the words

02:05:26.570 --> 02:05:28.430
yeah those exact words

02:05:28.430 --> 02:05:30.550
army of darkness as well

02:05:30.550 --> 02:05:31.310
I'll be right back

02:05:32.590 --> 02:05:34.530
so army of darkness

02:05:34.530 --> 02:05:36.750
is under the

02:05:36.750 --> 02:05:38.050
evil dead

02:05:38.770 --> 02:05:39.070
yeah

02:05:39.070 --> 02:05:42.730
yeah it's evil dead

02:05:42.730 --> 02:05:44.970
evil dead too and army of darkness

02:05:44.970 --> 02:05:46.630
is the third film

02:05:46.630 --> 02:05:48.410
yeah yes

02:05:48.970 --> 02:05:50.150
and they

02:05:50.660 --> 02:05:52.370
proceeded resident evil which

02:05:52.370 --> 02:05:54.650
was a survival horror game on places

02:05:54.650 --> 02:05:56.090
yeah okay

02:05:56.090 --> 02:05:58.990
the same way I was trying to

02:05:58.990 --> 02:06:00.410
figure out the history of

02:06:00.680 --> 02:06:03.190
Michael Jackson creating the Korean pop

02:06:03.190 --> 02:06:05.070
music phenomenon that we're seeing 30

02:06:05.070 --> 02:06:07.170
years later just trying to establish

02:06:07.170 --> 02:06:09.270
the necronomicon

02:06:09.270 --> 02:06:10.630
is that simon second

02:06:10.630 --> 02:06:12.690
are we dealing with the second marcus

02:06:13.530 --> 02:06:14.270
is this

02:06:14.270 --> 02:06:16.590
you know is this the little goody

02:06:16.590 --> 02:06:19.350
two shoes marcus no it's replicant marcus

02:06:19.350 --> 02:06:20.210
yeah

02:06:21.290 --> 02:06:23.050
you're good marcus

02:06:23.050 --> 02:06:24.690
I'm bad marcus

02:06:27.370 --> 02:06:28.430
why not both

02:06:30.150 --> 02:06:31.230
pain and pleasure

02:06:31.230 --> 02:06:33.550
are we going to talk about clive barker now

02:06:34.190 --> 02:06:35.590
God sounds like

02:06:35.590 --> 02:06:37.210
more like an ed sheeran statement

02:06:38.950 --> 02:06:40.890
is that the haircut guy is a barber

02:06:42.210 --> 02:06:43.170
sharing chair

02:06:43.170 --> 02:06:45.410
I really thought that was the harry potter

02:06:45.410 --> 02:06:46.710
dude until like a week ago

02:06:47.810 --> 02:06:49.170
I really did

02:06:50.670 --> 02:06:51.150
oh

02:06:51.650 --> 02:06:53.130
I was just like oh it's a

02:06:53.130 --> 02:06:55.270
fucking talented British ginger I guess

02:06:55.270 --> 02:06:57.230
he fucking acts and sings I don't

02:06:57.230 --> 02:06:59.330
I thought it was the same dude

02:06:59.330 --> 02:07:01.310
what's the name of that family and harry

02:07:01.310 --> 02:07:02.690
potter that all is red hair

02:07:03.930 --> 02:07:04.410
brothers

02:07:08.110 --> 02:07:08.590
we're

02:07:10.050 --> 02:07:11.350
the weasley family

02:07:11.350 --> 02:07:11.970
weasley family

02:07:14.010 --> 02:07:14.610
weasley

02:07:15.450 --> 02:07:16.050
weasley

02:07:16.050 --> 02:07:17.210
yeah yeah yeah

02:07:18.370 --> 02:07:19.150
I've seen a

02:07:19.150 --> 02:07:22.450
recording with that Ron weasley

02:07:23.610 --> 02:07:25.330
and he's at a gas station

02:07:25.330 --> 02:07:26.970
and somebody starts recording him

02:07:26.970 --> 02:07:28.870
the actor who played

02:07:28.870 --> 02:07:30.710
Ron weasley in the original

02:07:30.710 --> 02:07:32.710
he holds up the gas pump and he goes

02:07:32.710 --> 02:07:34.630
expensive petroleum

02:07:35.530 --> 02:07:37.410
and then starts filling his car

02:07:37.410 --> 02:07:39.210
did it make the price

02:07:39.210 --> 02:07:40.250
increase

02:07:41.110 --> 02:07:41.970
it mild

02:07:42.990 --> 02:07:45.810
I only made it through like three episodes

02:07:45.810 --> 02:07:47.150
of game of thrones chainie

02:07:47.150 --> 02:07:49.670
I never really got into

02:07:49.670 --> 02:07:50.470
it I

02:07:51.570 --> 02:07:52.690
don't dig

02:07:53.570 --> 02:07:55.310
like a courageous

02:07:55.310 --> 02:07:57.630
rape and incest like that

02:07:57.630 --> 02:07:59.510
it's not I don't know

02:07:59.510 --> 02:08:01.790
I was having this conversation

02:08:01.790 --> 02:08:03.490
on am wake up this morning too it just

02:08:03.490 --> 02:08:05.550
did game of thrones came up but

02:08:05.550 --> 02:08:07.710
I always thought that

02:08:07.710 --> 02:08:09.590
the Joe Abercrombie

02:08:09.590 --> 02:08:11.210
like the first law stuff

02:08:11.210 --> 02:08:12.910
was way more

02:08:13.810 --> 02:08:15.710
captivating and way better written

02:08:15.710 --> 02:08:17.770
than the George R. R. Martin

02:08:17.770 --> 02:08:18.190
stuff

02:08:19.590 --> 02:08:20.990
Abercrombie is fantastic

02:08:21.990 --> 02:08:23.310
I will give you that

02:08:23.310 --> 02:08:25.550
I wouldn't I don't know that I would put it above

02:08:25.550 --> 02:08:26.690
Martin's writings

02:08:27.470 --> 02:08:29.510
because the book was way better than the

02:08:31.570 --> 02:08:32.770
show obviously

02:08:32.770 --> 02:08:34.730
Scott Lynch

02:08:34.730 --> 02:08:36.270
I think is probably

02:08:36.270 --> 02:08:36.930
fucking

02:08:38.430 --> 02:08:40.750
one of the best that I've read recently

02:08:40.750 --> 02:08:41.750
okay

02:08:42.770 --> 02:08:45.210
also a grim dark like Abercrombie

02:08:45.210 --> 02:08:45.910
nice

02:08:46.770 --> 02:08:48.110
so we do have

02:08:48.730 --> 02:08:50.110
Abercrombie doesn't do like

02:08:50.750 --> 02:08:52.690
violence or violent

02:08:52.690 --> 02:08:54.730
sex for the sake

02:08:54.730 --> 02:08:57.190
of violence or violent sex

02:08:57.190 --> 02:08:59.170
and it seems like Martin does that

02:08:59.170 --> 02:08:59.690
more

02:09:00.490 --> 02:09:01.810
as like

02:09:01.810 --> 02:09:03.450
well I'm

02:09:03.450 --> 02:09:05.950
I'm lacking in imagination for this particular

02:09:05.950 --> 02:09:07.650
way to carry the story so I'll

02:09:07.650 --> 02:09:09.910
just have like egregiously

02:09:09.910 --> 02:09:10.750
violent sex

02:09:10.750 --> 02:09:13.390
so this is George R. R. Martin

02:09:13.390 --> 02:09:15.550
author of the what is it

02:09:15.550 --> 02:09:16.590
song of ice and fire

02:09:16.590 --> 02:09:19.470
which inspired an HBO series

02:09:19.470 --> 02:09:20.490
called

02:09:21.590 --> 02:09:23.750
game of thrones

02:09:23.750 --> 02:09:25.590
now I just found out that he

02:09:25.590 --> 02:09:27.750
wrote a vampire novel in the 80s

02:09:27.750 --> 02:09:29.830
that is apparently incredibly good

02:09:30.470 --> 02:09:32.090
and I'll have to check that

02:09:32.090 --> 02:09:33.250
it's called fever dream

02:09:33.250 --> 02:09:35.630
isn't there like a war between

02:09:35.630 --> 02:09:36.570
him and

02:09:36.570 --> 02:09:38.750
talking about a

02:09:39.350 --> 02:09:39.910
Tolkien

02:09:39.910 --> 02:09:43.670
but I didn't really pay attention

02:09:43.670 --> 02:09:45.210
to that that just seems like attention

02:09:45.610 --> 02:09:46.570
seeking fucking

02:09:46.570 --> 02:09:47.790
I don't know

02:09:48.910 --> 02:09:50.770
why are you picking on a fucking dead guy

02:09:50.770 --> 02:09:51.930
can't even defend himself

02:09:51.930 --> 02:09:54.930
well I would like to push back

02:09:54.930 --> 02:09:56.850
against nerds everywhere who are like

02:09:56.850 --> 02:09:58.750
have all fantasy fiction

02:09:58.750 --> 02:09:59.870
traces back to

02:09:59.870 --> 02:10:02.870
I mean Tolkien is like a specific brand of

02:10:02.870 --> 02:10:04.010
Christian

02:10:05.130 --> 02:10:06.570
Catholic Narnia

02:10:06.570 --> 02:10:08.690
sort of thing we're talking

02:10:08.690 --> 02:10:10.950
more like is this more like Conan

02:10:10.950 --> 02:10:12.590
like the barbarian

02:10:12.590 --> 02:10:14.890
like sword and sorcery

02:10:14.890 --> 02:10:16.830
type stuff yeah that gets us

02:10:16.830 --> 02:10:18.790
to the 1990s with

02:10:18.790 --> 02:10:20.250
maybe Xenia warrior princess

02:10:21.350 --> 02:10:22.870
like the George R. R.

02:10:22.870 --> 02:10:25.210
Martin stuff is written in the 80s

02:10:25.210 --> 02:10:26.590
into the early 90s

02:10:26.590 --> 02:10:28.170
and then it gets purchased

02:10:28.170 --> 02:10:30.610
and turned into a film property

02:10:30.610 --> 02:10:32.250
with you know HBO doing

02:10:32.250 --> 02:10:34.490
that series started I think in like

02:10:34.490 --> 02:10:36.550
92 and there's a lot of

02:10:36.550 --> 02:10:39.150
there were at least years ago

02:10:39.150 --> 02:10:40.710
a lot of people that were accusing

02:10:40.710 --> 02:10:42.450
Martin of

02:10:42.450 --> 02:10:45.310
heavily biting Frank Herbert's

02:10:45.310 --> 02:10:46.690
style and themes

02:10:46.690 --> 02:10:47.770
and things like that

02:10:47.770 --> 02:10:49.790
I don't know about that

02:10:49.790 --> 02:10:50.550
I don't either

02:10:50.550 --> 02:10:52.610
I read both

02:10:52.610 --> 02:10:54.950
and I wouldn't say that at all

02:10:55.610 --> 02:10:57.610
Martin he has another series

02:10:57.610 --> 02:10:58.930
that's actually pretty cool

02:11:00.070 --> 02:11:02.010
and it's called Wild Cards

02:11:03.610 --> 02:11:05.050
and that's the problem

02:11:05.050 --> 02:11:06.250
did he finish that one?

02:11:06.850 --> 02:11:08.650
he's got his hands in too many

02:11:08.650 --> 02:11:10.090
cookie jars

02:11:10.090 --> 02:11:11.210
did he finish it?

02:11:12.270 --> 02:11:13.470
no Wild Cards is

02:11:14.250 --> 02:11:16.350
it's almost like Dragon Lance where

02:11:16.350 --> 02:11:18.550
you know some of the books are written

02:11:18.550 --> 02:11:20.190
he basically built the world

02:11:20.190 --> 02:11:21.770
and then a bunch of

02:11:21.770 --> 02:11:24.570
he turned it over to the TSR

02:11:24.950 --> 02:11:26.270
fucking writer

02:11:26.270 --> 02:11:27.970
writer's NHPN

02:11:28.990 --> 02:11:31.390
ok we do have to mention

02:11:31.390 --> 02:11:33.210
Dungeons and Dragons

02:11:34.210 --> 02:11:34.550
I'm

02:11:35.070 --> 02:11:36.410
shopping at Target

02:11:36.410 --> 02:11:37.990
and they have all these

02:11:37.990 --> 02:11:40.250
romantic novels they've all got

02:11:40.250 --> 02:11:41.790
the pink

02:11:42.030 --> 02:11:43.830
and fairly designs

02:11:43.830 --> 02:11:44.710
and you open the cover

02:11:44.710 --> 02:11:47.230
and the book plates are all nice and fancy

02:11:47.230 --> 02:11:48.890
and they're like gold foil

02:11:49.830 --> 02:11:51.350
they're all very fancy books

02:11:51.350 --> 02:11:52.430
and they're in this genre

02:11:53.490 --> 02:11:55.350
mashup of romance novels

02:11:55.350 --> 02:11:56.850
and fantasy novels

02:11:56.850 --> 02:11:58.870
so they're romanticy

02:11:58.870 --> 02:12:01.310
for women who

02:12:01.830 --> 02:12:03.470
want a woman focused

02:12:03.470 --> 02:12:04.430
fantasy

02:12:04.430 --> 02:12:07.690
world where everything can

02:12:07.690 --> 02:12:08.650
produce

02:12:10.330 --> 02:12:11.750
they want medieval

02:12:11.750 --> 02:12:13.210
50 shades of grey

02:12:13.210 --> 02:12:15.410
where the grey character is a chick

02:12:16.730 --> 02:12:17.830
it could be any

02:12:17.830 --> 02:12:19.650
gender, it could be any species

02:12:19.650 --> 02:12:20.690
it could be anything

02:12:20.690 --> 02:12:23.950
Robin Hobb the chick that wrote Assassin Apprentice and all those

02:12:23.950 --> 02:12:25.610
which are fantastic

02:12:25.610 --> 02:12:26.610
she wrote

02:12:26.610 --> 02:12:28.890
it was supposed to be a trilogy

02:12:29.690 --> 02:12:32.230
and I don't remember what the first two books were called

02:12:32.230 --> 02:12:34.130
the last one was called Capital's Tower

02:12:34.670 --> 02:12:36.110
and it never came out

02:12:36.110 --> 02:12:37.910
and I read the first two in it

02:12:37.910 --> 02:12:39.910
super gay, super

02:12:39.910 --> 02:12:41.110
like that

02:12:41.110 --> 02:12:43.330
really just fucked up

02:12:43.330 --> 02:12:45.570
I don't think Martin does it as much

02:12:45.570 --> 02:12:47.010
as what Steve's making out

02:12:47.720 --> 02:12:49.010
but the TV show definitely

02:12:49.010 --> 02:12:51.790
I'm not, I don't have an opinion on it

02:12:51.790 --> 02:12:53.670
I'm just saying what I've seen

02:12:53.670 --> 02:12:54.030
whatever

02:12:54.030 --> 02:12:55.730
the TV show definitely

02:12:57.210 --> 02:12:58.490
put a spotlight

02:12:58.490 --> 02:13:02.050
on those spot, on a bunch of those things

02:13:02.050 --> 02:13:03.850
and then did things like made the prince

02:13:03.850 --> 02:13:04.650
adorn gay

02:13:04.650 --> 02:13:07.010
or bi or whatever the fuck

02:13:07.010 --> 02:13:08.690
just the fervent

02:13:08.690 --> 02:13:09.210
okay

02:13:09.210 --> 02:13:10.810
Steve Martin

02:13:10.810 --> 02:13:13.850
minus his The Jerk movie

02:13:13.850 --> 02:13:16.310
he's probably lawful good alignment

02:13:17.010 --> 02:13:19.490
because The Jerk is one of the greatest movies

02:13:19.490 --> 02:13:20.250
of all time

02:13:20.770 --> 02:13:23.270
Steve Martin is a prolific

02:13:23.270 --> 02:13:24.150
banjo player

02:13:24.150 --> 02:13:26.190
you have to place him in chaotic neutral

02:13:26.870 --> 02:13:29.030
based on the banjo alone

02:13:29.030 --> 02:13:31.010
banjo being chaotic

02:13:31.010 --> 02:13:32.250
a chaotic element

02:13:32.250 --> 02:13:34.810
so that's like a bardic element

02:13:34.810 --> 02:13:35.750
and it's neither

02:13:35.750 --> 02:13:38.710
it's neither good nor evil

02:13:38.710 --> 02:13:39.870
it exists

02:13:39.870 --> 02:13:41.550
but let's be an abysmal man

02:13:41.550 --> 02:13:43.430
I would have put him on chaotic evil

02:13:43.430 --> 02:13:45.690
so yeah, Steve's right, he's chaotic neutral

02:13:45.690 --> 02:13:46.570
100%

02:13:46.570 --> 02:13:49.310
I'll die on that hill

02:13:49.310 --> 02:13:51.350
I can see that

02:13:52.050 --> 02:13:54.290
with Novakine injected

02:13:55.490 --> 02:13:56.510
for the pain

02:13:56.510 --> 02:13:57.710
as you're dying

02:13:57.710 --> 02:13:59.690
look mom, I can dance

02:14:00.970 --> 02:14:02.330
I'm somebody

02:14:03.370 --> 02:14:04.910
my 14 year old

02:14:04.910 --> 02:14:07.390
is hella in the D&D right now

02:14:07.390 --> 02:14:08.190
like there's kids

02:14:08.190 --> 02:14:10.770
kids in 2026 that are

02:14:10.770 --> 02:14:12.450
playing old school D&D

02:14:12.450 --> 02:14:13.850
and it's great, it is

02:14:14.790 --> 02:14:15.510
that's beautiful

02:14:17.290 --> 02:14:18.690
it's stupid actually

02:14:18.690 --> 02:14:20.350
it's not the D&D part

02:14:20.350 --> 02:14:21.110
I'm not shitting on that

02:14:21.110 --> 02:14:23.170
but like fucking dude

02:14:23.170 --> 02:14:26.550
people are paying like hundreds of thousands of dollars

02:14:26.550 --> 02:14:28.590
for Pokemon cards and shit like that

02:14:28.590 --> 02:14:30.770
and like Yu-Gi-Oh cards and shit like that

02:14:30.770 --> 02:14:31.910
we're still playing that

02:14:31.910 --> 02:14:32.990
and they're paying insane

02:14:32.990 --> 02:14:34.510
I wouldn't call them people though

02:14:34.510 --> 02:14:36.730
at this point they're robots and they are without coins

02:14:36.730 --> 02:14:39.290
we'll see if I get 500 for my two

02:14:39.290 --> 02:14:41.890
cards that I have

02:14:42.530 --> 02:14:44.130
my son's got all the original

02:14:44.750 --> 02:14:46.790
Pokemon cards including like the ones

02:14:46.790 --> 02:14:48.530
that you only got for going to the movie

02:14:48.530 --> 02:14:49.450
and all that shit

02:14:49.450 --> 02:14:51.090
so what I haven't mentioned

02:14:52.070 --> 02:14:54.630
about myself being a high value

02:14:54.630 --> 02:14:55.010
male

02:14:56.390 --> 02:14:59.070
for a minimum of three bitcoins

02:14:59.070 --> 02:15:01.090
I also come with original

02:15:01.090 --> 02:15:02.370
promo

02:15:02.960 --> 02:15:05.250
Pokemon cards that were only included

02:15:05.250 --> 02:15:07.270
for Nintendo power subscribers

02:15:07.270 --> 02:15:09.410
I will also

02:15:09.410 --> 02:15:10.730
provide the magazine

02:15:10.730 --> 02:15:12.770
the Nintendo power magazine

02:15:12.770 --> 02:15:14.010
the Pokemon card

02:15:14.010 --> 02:15:17.150
no it's the value

02:15:17.150 --> 02:15:19.430
I bring upon purchase

02:15:19.430 --> 02:15:21.630
like the dowry what's in my chest

02:15:21.630 --> 02:15:22.610
I have got

02:15:22.610 --> 02:15:24.130
original

02:15:25.070 --> 02:15:27.090
Nintendo powers I have

02:15:27.090 --> 02:15:28.850
complete in box Nintendo

02:15:28.850 --> 02:15:30.710
64 games

02:15:30.710 --> 02:15:33.090
I have Legend of Zelda

02:15:33.090 --> 02:15:33.990
cartridges

02:15:33.990 --> 02:15:36.890
so why aren't you selling off a bunch of that

02:15:36.890 --> 02:15:38.250
to fund the fucking show

02:15:38.810 --> 02:15:40.850
you hold out what's wrong with you

02:15:40.850 --> 02:15:43.030
Jesus man we're all starving

02:15:43.030 --> 02:15:45.110
over here just sitting on a fucking

02:15:45.110 --> 02:15:47.090
the whole fucking

02:15:47.090 --> 02:15:47.610
mint

02:15:48.370 --> 02:15:49.550
this is true

02:15:49.550 --> 02:15:52.630
I must admit

02:15:52.630 --> 02:15:55.010
I am sitting on a Nintendo 64

02:15:55.010 --> 02:15:56.630
in a few games myself

02:15:56.630 --> 02:15:59.110
I do have the Mario cards

02:15:59.110 --> 02:16:01.490
I do have the Mario card

02:16:01.490 --> 02:16:04.850
I've got Game Cubes plural

02:16:06.090 --> 02:16:07.690
I can hold out

02:16:07.690 --> 02:16:09.300
I've got Game Sharks

02:16:09.570 --> 02:16:10.330
I've got Game Genies

02:16:10.330 --> 02:16:11.350
I've got Game Genies

02:16:14.610 --> 02:16:16.070
they're all preserved

02:16:16.820 --> 02:16:18.930
I add silica packages

02:16:18.930 --> 02:16:20.250
to keep them dry

02:16:21.310 --> 02:16:22.670
they're most

02:16:22.670 --> 02:16:23.930
used to controlled and sealed

02:16:26.450 --> 02:16:27.470
40 year old cardboard

02:16:27.470 --> 02:16:29.550
I have the original Bomberman

02:16:31.930 --> 02:16:33.130
the Bomber

02:16:34.030 --> 02:16:36.230
do you have Wario's

02:16:36.230 --> 02:16:38.230
what is it the Wario Bomberman

02:16:38.230 --> 02:16:40.730
collaboration project for virtual boy

02:16:40.730 --> 02:16:43.310
no I just have a Nintendo 64

02:16:43.310 --> 02:16:45.190
I may or may not have that

02:16:45.190 --> 02:16:46.930
and the only way you'll find out

02:16:46.930 --> 02:16:47.190
about it

02:16:50.130 --> 02:16:52.390
you know bitcoins on the up and up

02:16:52.390 --> 02:16:53.550
high value mail

02:16:53.550 --> 02:16:56.010
I got that Star Fox game somewhere

02:16:57.350 --> 02:16:58.470
with the rumble pack

02:16:59.090 --> 02:17:00.450
yeah with the rumble pack

02:17:00.450 --> 02:17:03.050
oh you know what you can do with the rumble pack

02:17:03.050 --> 02:17:04.370
it rumbles

02:17:04.930 --> 02:17:06.470
oh yeah yeah yeah it shakes

02:17:06.470 --> 02:17:07.490
it moves around

02:17:08.450 --> 02:17:09.250
it does

02:17:09.250 --> 02:17:13.190
well that's Mario Party

02:17:13.190 --> 02:17:14.470
one two and three

02:17:14.470 --> 02:17:16.250
of which I own

02:17:16.250 --> 02:17:16.930
complete

02:17:18.330 --> 02:17:20.190
only one I wish I had

02:17:20.190 --> 02:17:22.550
that I don't sub Goldeneye

02:17:23.250 --> 02:17:24.690
oh I've got copies

02:17:24.690 --> 02:17:25.510
of Goldeneye

02:17:29.910 --> 02:17:31.750
that was fun oh and the

02:17:32.350 --> 02:17:32.610
Turok

02:17:32.610 --> 02:17:35.570
the first Turok where you could move your feet

02:17:35.570 --> 02:17:37.450
and your fucking head separately

02:17:38.250 --> 02:17:39.170
oh okay

02:17:39.170 --> 02:17:41.490
so you didn't have to point in the direction you were shooting

02:17:41.490 --> 02:17:43.710
you could run one way and shoot in another direction

02:17:43.710 --> 02:17:46.030
i-bubs yes mom's coming home

02:17:46.030 --> 02:17:47.410
that is beautiful

02:17:47.410 --> 02:17:48.910
i-bubbas

02:17:50.450 --> 02:17:53.270
do we have a lapel for bubs

02:17:55.770 --> 02:17:58.230
do you need a lapel bubbas

02:17:58.230 --> 02:18:00.210
we need to get one of those fuzzy

02:18:00.210 --> 02:18:02.150
mics and you know attach it

02:18:02.150 --> 02:18:03.570
to his

02:18:03.570 --> 02:18:05.710
caller so we

02:18:05.710 --> 02:18:07.550
have bubba calling in whenever

02:18:08.270 --> 02:18:09.230
we need

02:18:09.230 --> 02:18:10.650
the bubbas yes

02:18:11.230 --> 02:18:12.710
the point when the king

02:18:12.710 --> 02:18:13.630
the heavy breathing

02:18:13.630 --> 02:18:15.250
the slurping sounds

02:18:15.250 --> 02:18:18.630
he talks a lot

02:18:18.630 --> 02:18:20.330
he is a talky fucking dog

02:18:20.330 --> 02:18:21.510
very vocal dog

02:18:21.510 --> 02:18:24.690
should we put a

02:18:25.230 --> 02:18:26.730
camera on you and a GoPro

02:18:26.730 --> 02:18:29.550
and have you go around and represent us

02:18:30.550 --> 02:18:32.830
he would be the best one

02:18:32.830 --> 02:18:34.790
because people are naturally scared

02:18:34.790 --> 02:18:37.370
some people freak out about pitbull

02:18:38.470 --> 02:18:39.110
bub

02:18:39.110 --> 02:18:41.090
bubba's kind of a doof

02:18:41.090 --> 02:18:42.130
that's cool

02:18:43.910 --> 02:18:44.550
nobody's

02:18:45.250 --> 02:18:45.570
all right

02:18:46.970 --> 02:18:49.090
like when the pitbull

02:18:49.090 --> 02:18:51.090
see other dogs they're angry about it

02:18:51.090 --> 02:18:53.150
and bubba's like hey

02:18:54.290 --> 02:18:55.810
he's like Keanu Reeves

02:18:55.810 --> 02:18:56.870
like hey dude

02:18:57.370 --> 02:18:58.850
you want to hang out

02:18:59.370 --> 02:19:01.490
that's Gomez dude he only wants to

02:19:01.490 --> 02:19:02.810
fucking chill and play like

02:19:02.810 --> 02:19:04.190
every time it's fucking

02:19:04.190 --> 02:19:05.570
turbo wag

02:19:06.010 --> 02:19:07.310
when he sees another dog

02:19:07.310 --> 02:19:09.650
and where we live

02:19:09.950 --> 02:19:12.010
there are not a lot of large dogs

02:19:13.270 --> 02:19:14.190
it's more

02:19:14.190 --> 02:19:15.110
you know

02:19:17.310 --> 02:19:18.430
like apartment

02:19:18.430 --> 02:19:19.470
and fucking

02:19:20.010 --> 02:19:22.250
little tiny yapper dog and stuff like that

02:19:22.250 --> 02:19:23.230
and

02:19:24.050 --> 02:19:26.050
the larger dogs that he's met

02:19:26.050 --> 02:19:27.670
he's got along with almost all of them

02:19:28.110 --> 02:19:30.470
we have a neighbor that has

02:19:30.470 --> 02:19:31.550
um

02:19:31.550 --> 02:19:33.370
I don't know if it's like a white

02:19:33.370 --> 02:19:34.310
Akita

02:19:34.310 --> 02:19:36.790
or what it kind of looks like that

02:19:36.790 --> 02:19:38.730
but it also kind of looks like

02:19:38.730 --> 02:19:41.170
it could be a Pyrenees mix

02:19:41.170 --> 02:19:42.290
or something like that

02:19:42.290 --> 02:19:44.370
but this dog

02:19:44.370 --> 02:19:46.910
it fucking

02:19:46.910 --> 02:19:48.790
goes off every time

02:19:48.790 --> 02:19:50.490
that he sees Gomez

02:19:51.350 --> 02:19:53.490
and Gomez for the most part

02:19:53.490 --> 02:19:55.090
has just never

02:19:55.090 --> 02:19:56.350
said a fucking word

02:19:56.350 --> 02:19:58.930
never even looked in the dog's direction

02:19:58.930 --> 02:20:00.430
or gave it any

02:20:00.430 --> 02:20:02.270
recognition or anything like that

02:20:02.270 --> 02:20:03.870
most of the time when he gets barked at

02:20:03.870 --> 02:20:05.210
he's just walking

02:20:05.210 --> 02:20:08.090
the most he'll do is like lift his leg

02:20:08.090 --> 02:20:09.330
and pee a little bit and be like

02:20:09.330 --> 02:20:10.750
oh you're yelling at me alright

02:20:10.750 --> 02:20:13.570
come find out come learn about me

02:20:13.570 --> 02:20:16.230
you know like that's kind of

02:20:16.230 --> 02:20:17.150
his demo

02:20:17.150 --> 02:20:19.630
the other day dude the dog

02:20:19.630 --> 02:20:20.950
I was walking

02:20:21.870 --> 02:20:24.270
out of the complex

02:20:24.760 --> 02:20:26.030
down towards the water

02:20:26.710 --> 02:20:27.750
and the

02:20:28.470 --> 02:20:30.130
dog and his owner the white dog

02:20:30.130 --> 02:20:31.750
were coming up and the dog was like

02:20:31.750 --> 02:20:34.010
and for the first

02:20:34.010 --> 02:20:36.030
time ever Gomez like

02:20:37.070 --> 02:20:38.070
lurched forward

02:20:38.070 --> 02:20:39.490
and fucking

02:20:40.490 --> 02:20:41.250
puffed out

02:20:41.250 --> 02:20:42.450
and was like

02:20:42.450 --> 02:20:45.750
like let out a couple of good

02:20:45.750 --> 02:20:47.630
Gomez doesn't fucking talk

02:20:47.630 --> 02:20:48.730
at all

02:20:50.770 --> 02:20:52.270
they've never been around

02:20:52.270 --> 02:20:53.930
a dog that does not

02:20:55.890 --> 02:20:56.230
bark

02:20:56.570 --> 02:20:58.550
unless there's a real reason

02:20:58.550 --> 02:21:00.150
for it and if somebody's

02:21:00.150 --> 02:21:01.250
banging on the door

02:21:01.710 --> 02:21:03.770
or there's somebody in his

02:21:03.770 --> 02:21:05.650
space that he does something like

02:21:05.650 --> 02:21:06.510
but

02:21:06.510 --> 02:21:09.490
he was like you know what dude

02:21:09.490 --> 02:21:11.230
I'm fucking sick of your shit

02:21:12.450 --> 02:21:14.090
fuck you dude

02:21:15.910 --> 02:21:17.530
I'm gonna let you know

02:21:17.530 --> 02:21:19.690
that I have vocal chords too

02:21:19.690 --> 02:21:22.150
and Gomez lurched

02:21:22.150 --> 02:21:23.970
forward you know puffed out

02:21:23.970 --> 02:21:25.350
and barked at him

02:21:25.350 --> 02:21:28.010
and the dog was like oh I have

02:21:28.010 --> 02:21:29.210
made a

02:21:29.870 --> 02:21:30.830
severe mistake

02:21:33.150 --> 02:21:34.510
I have

02:21:35.910 --> 02:21:36.570
I have

02:21:36.570 --> 02:21:38.330
I have aired

02:21:39.870 --> 02:21:42.070
the dog looked up at its owner

02:21:42.070 --> 02:21:43.830
and was like we got

02:21:43.830 --> 02:21:44.630
go dude

02:21:46.510 --> 02:21:47.190
error

02:21:47.190 --> 02:21:47.510
error

02:21:49.010 --> 02:21:49.870
oh fuck

02:21:49.870 --> 02:21:51.790
I really

02:21:51.790 --> 02:21:54.830
I've been told that I look

02:21:54.830 --> 02:21:56.530
kind of scary

02:21:56.890 --> 02:21:58.970
shit like that I have like

02:21:58.970 --> 02:22:00.570
a resting angry face

02:22:01.190 --> 02:22:03.050
go goat go Ram

02:22:03.050 --> 02:22:04.370
yes

02:22:05.190 --> 02:22:07.330
this is a Ram

02:22:07.330 --> 02:22:09.490
attacking a unitary model

02:22:09.490 --> 02:22:11.050
forward

02:22:11.050 --> 02:22:11.850
legged

02:22:13.130 --> 02:22:15.270
century spy bot thing

02:22:15.270 --> 02:22:17.730
it looks like you know one of those

02:22:17.730 --> 02:22:19.670
resident evil terminator

02:22:19.670 --> 02:22:21.090
dog boom and then the

02:22:21.090 --> 02:22:22.590
Ram's thing

02:22:22.590 --> 02:22:24.690
I like how its leg

02:22:24.990 --> 02:22:26.170
fucking twitched and everything

02:22:26.990 --> 02:22:29.190
oh we're gonna get some leg action

02:22:29.810 --> 02:22:31.070
there it is

02:22:31.070 --> 02:22:33.050
this is

02:22:33.050 --> 02:22:34.890
at least the animal's one

02:22:34.890 --> 02:22:37.030
against the robot in the fight

02:22:37.030 --> 02:22:38.730
cause did you see they had the first human

02:22:39.170 --> 02:22:41.330
versus robot boxing match this week

02:22:41.330 --> 02:22:41.850
as well

02:22:42.650 --> 02:22:44.190
I haven't seen that yet

02:22:44.190 --> 02:22:46.090
I'm still focused on this Ram

02:22:46.090 --> 02:22:47.550
and this dog you know

02:22:47.550 --> 02:22:49.970
snowy mountain barn area

02:22:49.970 --> 02:22:52.030
knocking out a robot dog

02:22:52.390 --> 02:22:53.850
it's a quadrupedal

02:22:54.610 --> 02:22:55.250
camera

02:22:55.850 --> 02:22:57.850
and then they knock the Ram knocks over

02:22:57.850 --> 02:22:58.950
and then the dog

02:23:00.170 --> 02:23:00.810
urinates

02:23:00.810 --> 02:23:03.170
which legit dogs just do that to everything

02:23:03.850 --> 02:23:04.310
correct

02:23:04.310 --> 02:23:07.030
correct so

02:23:07.690 --> 02:23:08.370
the urine

02:23:08.370 --> 02:23:09.730
he just knocked it out

02:23:10.110 --> 02:23:12.110
he's my dog but Christy's not home

02:23:12.110 --> 02:23:14.110
so I'm not happy so above us like

02:23:14.110 --> 02:23:15.710
acting out

02:23:16.370 --> 02:23:17.230
for sure

02:23:20.090 --> 02:23:22.310
real dogs do not like

02:23:22.310 --> 02:23:23.870
fake robot dogs

02:23:23.870 --> 02:23:24.770
no

02:23:24.770 --> 02:23:26.270
not at all

02:23:28.990 --> 02:23:30.350
real people

02:23:30.350 --> 02:23:32.390
don't like fake robot ass people

02:23:34.010 --> 02:23:35.990
tracks across the board

02:23:35.990 --> 02:23:38.190
is it weird or is it just me

02:23:38.190 --> 02:23:39.170
that like

02:23:39.170 --> 02:23:41.990
in the 80s there was like a big push for

02:23:41.990 --> 02:23:43.810
robots and I remember there was like

02:23:43.810 --> 02:23:46.070
some even like robot toys that were

02:23:46.070 --> 02:23:47.850
pretty exotic like almost like

02:23:47.850 --> 02:23:49.850
three four feet tall

02:23:49.850 --> 02:23:50.890
Japanese

02:23:52.370 --> 02:23:54.530
for like 40 years

02:23:54.530 --> 02:23:56.130
and then all of a sudden now it's just

02:23:56.130 --> 02:23:58.470
like back with a vengeance

02:24:02.510 --> 02:24:03.890
like nobody else remembers

02:24:03.890 --> 02:24:05.110
the early

02:24:05.810 --> 02:24:06.930
80s robot craze

02:24:08.910 --> 02:24:09.430
yes

02:24:11.010 --> 02:24:12.050
from movies

02:24:12.050 --> 02:24:14.010
batteries not included one

02:24:14.010 --> 02:24:16.130
and batteries not included yeah I know they had

02:24:16.130 --> 02:24:18.390
toys too they had all kinds of like some of them

02:24:18.390 --> 02:24:20.130
there was some that were like three and four feet

02:24:20.130 --> 02:24:20.510
tall

02:24:23.170 --> 02:24:23.690
transformers

02:24:24.230 --> 02:24:26.310
robots and not transformers dude

02:24:26.310 --> 02:24:28.190
not no these were like robots

02:24:28.990 --> 02:24:30.150
they didn't do much

02:24:30.150 --> 02:24:32.150
would you call them mecca

02:24:37.130 --> 02:24:38.390
I don't know about that

02:24:41.030 --> 02:24:42.190
were they mechanical

02:24:44.150 --> 02:24:46.090
were they robot jocks

02:24:46.090 --> 02:24:48.670
but no they were like three and four

02:24:48.670 --> 02:24:50.250
feet tall and they would like do

02:24:50.810 --> 02:24:52.130
very limited stuff

02:24:52.730 --> 02:24:54.070
were they remote controlled

02:24:55.270 --> 02:24:56.590
no so they had like fully

02:24:56.590 --> 02:24:58.490
articulating arms yeah

02:25:01.170 --> 02:25:02.430
yeah where they sold

02:25:02.430 --> 02:25:03.350
that toys are us

02:25:04.210 --> 02:25:05.090
I don't

02:25:05.090 --> 02:25:07.270
I don't think toys are us existed

02:25:07.270 --> 02:25:07.650
yet

02:25:10.690 --> 02:25:12.990
if it did I'd never heard of it

02:25:12.990 --> 02:25:15.830
I heard Dan Soder

02:25:16.550 --> 02:25:17.770
stand up comic

02:25:18.590 --> 02:25:19.490
talk about

02:25:19.490 --> 02:25:21.370
dude Soder is so funny

02:25:21.370 --> 02:25:22.430
I fucking love that guy

02:25:23.100 --> 02:25:24.910
but he was talking about he's

02:25:24.910 --> 02:25:27.070
a recovering alcoholic

02:25:27.070 --> 02:25:28.810
and all that kind of stuff and

02:25:29.240 --> 02:25:30.250
he was somebody

02:25:30.250 --> 02:25:30.730
that

02:25:31.950 --> 02:25:33.730
brought up toys are us

02:25:33.730 --> 02:25:35.030
in the middle of a podcast

02:25:35.030 --> 02:25:36.570
and he was like dude

02:25:36.570 --> 02:25:38.350
gotta tell you

02:25:38.350 --> 02:25:41.050
if you're growing up in the late 80s

02:25:41.050 --> 02:25:43.510
or early 90s or something like that

02:25:44.910 --> 02:25:45.850
Soder goes

02:25:45.850 --> 02:25:47.790
the reason I became an alcoholic

02:25:48.610 --> 02:25:50.170
is toys are us

02:25:50.870 --> 02:25:52.350
because the feeling

02:25:52.350 --> 02:25:54.110
that you got as a child

02:25:54.110 --> 02:25:56.230
walking into choice are us

02:25:56.230 --> 02:25:58.550
is something that I tried to chase

02:25:58.550 --> 02:26:00.750
for my entire adult life

02:26:02.010 --> 02:26:04.710
yeah that shit didn't exist till I was an adult

02:26:04.710 --> 02:26:05.130
really

02:26:05.850 --> 02:26:06.910
toys are us kids

02:26:07.910 --> 02:26:09.850
and then even yeah

02:26:09.850 --> 02:26:11.150
that shit wasn't

02:26:11.150 --> 02:26:13.290
like not anywhere I lived

02:26:14.370 --> 02:26:16.310
I remember when it came to Minneapolis

02:26:17.030 --> 02:26:18.470
what year was that like

02:26:18.470 --> 02:26:19.850
the one I liked better was

02:26:19.850 --> 02:26:22.190
the one I liked better was KB toys

02:26:22.190 --> 02:26:23.430
KB toys

02:26:23.430 --> 02:26:26.690
cause I was an adult so I'd go buy my kids

02:26:26.690 --> 02:26:28.590
last year shit and then I'd buy

02:26:28.590 --> 02:26:30.130
the movies from last year too

02:26:30.130 --> 02:26:32.950
like see here's the new movie here's the new toys

02:26:32.950 --> 02:26:34.230
KB toys

02:26:34.230 --> 02:26:36.710
would have malls

02:26:36.710 --> 02:26:38.490
they would be in the mall

02:26:38.490 --> 02:26:40.570
and they would have toys

02:26:40.570 --> 02:26:42.070
and they'd have like PlayStation

02:26:42.670 --> 02:26:44.290
demo kiosks and you could play

02:26:44.290 --> 02:26:46.410
Duke Nukem Planet of the Babes

02:26:47.350 --> 02:26:48.750
they had all the cool toys

02:26:48.750 --> 02:26:49.430
the KB toys

02:26:49.430 --> 02:26:52.290
yeah KB was like the out of season toys

02:26:52.290 --> 02:26:54.130
like the shit from like last year

02:26:54.130 --> 02:26:55.210
I didn't know that

02:26:55.210 --> 02:26:58.010
I wasn't buying toys

02:26:58.010 --> 02:27:00.230
I was thinking it was a totally different store

02:27:00.230 --> 02:27:01.750
I had no idea

02:27:01.750 --> 02:27:04.250
it was just a midwestern company

02:27:04.250 --> 02:27:05.490
like malls

02:27:05.490 --> 02:27:07.470
no it was in Colorado

02:27:08.130 --> 02:27:09.710
was there a KB toys in Colorado

02:27:09.710 --> 02:27:11.470
yeah I mean that's

02:27:11.470 --> 02:27:13.630
play over country it's the middle of the country

02:27:14.790 --> 02:27:15.910
dude Steve

02:27:15.910 --> 02:27:18.170
when you try and do an impression

02:27:18.170 --> 02:27:19.330
of fucking Luis Gomez

02:27:20.550 --> 02:27:21.890
there's one of your impressions

02:27:21.890 --> 02:27:23.110
you sound like fucking

02:27:23.110 --> 02:27:26.130
Dan Soder when he does the Luis Gomez impression

02:27:26.130 --> 02:27:27.370
and it fucking cracks me up

02:27:29.690 --> 02:27:31.410
so I've heard Frank

02:27:31.410 --> 02:27:32.530
I've heard uh

02:27:32.530 --> 02:27:34.390
sorry Will Sasso

02:27:34.390 --> 02:27:37.830
talk about this shit where he's like

02:27:37.830 --> 02:27:39.990
if I'm doing

02:27:39.990 --> 02:27:42.270
Will Sasso said if I do a John Madden

02:27:42.270 --> 02:27:43.910
impression I'm doing

02:27:43.910 --> 02:27:46.490
Frank Caliendo's John Madden

02:27:46.490 --> 02:27:48.090
that's the impression I'm doing

02:27:48.090 --> 02:27:49.510
I'm not doing John Madden

02:27:49.510 --> 02:27:51.750
I'm doing Frank Caliendo's John Madden

02:27:51.750 --> 02:27:53.350
so yeah if I'm doing

02:27:53.350 --> 02:27:55.250
Luis I'm definitely doing

02:27:55.250 --> 02:27:57.610
Dan Soder's version of

02:27:57.610 --> 02:27:59.230
of Luis J. Gomez for sure

02:27:59.230 --> 02:28:00.390
for sure

02:28:01.350 --> 02:28:01.990
fucking

02:28:01.990 --> 02:28:04.830
I mentioned this the other day

02:28:04.830 --> 02:28:07.690
but I'm loving the fact that it's

02:28:07.690 --> 02:28:09.530
the kids are back at school

02:28:09.530 --> 02:28:11.090
here my girls kids are back at school

02:28:11.090 --> 02:28:13.530
and she's at work

02:28:13.530 --> 02:28:15.550
and during the day

02:28:15.550 --> 02:28:17.490
when I'm not you're not gonna be able to come

02:28:17.490 --> 02:28:19.170
hang out with us on the aftershows anymore

02:28:19.170 --> 02:28:21.470
right until we move

02:28:21.470 --> 02:28:22.710
into Sunday and then I can

02:28:23.470 --> 02:28:24.110
well

02:28:25.250 --> 02:28:26.430
maybe this Sunday

02:28:26.430 --> 02:28:28.930
maybe this Sunday pencil it in

02:28:29.490 --> 02:28:31.310
the thing that I am enjoying

02:28:31.310 --> 02:28:33.470
is walking around the house

02:28:33.470 --> 02:28:34.690
in the middle of the day

02:28:35.430 --> 02:28:36.630
working on impressions

02:28:37.330 --> 02:28:39.350
yes by my

02:28:39.350 --> 02:28:40.150
fucking self

02:28:41.250 --> 02:28:43.850
because it's the most retarded thing in the world

02:28:43.850 --> 02:28:45.690
yeah it's the dumbest

02:28:45.690 --> 02:28:46.990
gayest thing in the world

02:28:46.990 --> 02:28:49.850
when you're trying to nail somebody else's voice

02:28:49.850 --> 02:28:51.750
because you have to repeat the same

02:28:51.750 --> 02:28:53.510
phrase over and over and over

02:28:53.510 --> 02:28:55.030
and over and over and over until

02:28:55.030 --> 02:28:57.550
you have to move your mouth and get your tongue

02:28:57.550 --> 02:28:58.650
bigger on your jaw

02:28:59.450 --> 02:29:01.630
it's a vocal exercise

02:29:01.630 --> 02:29:03.490
that requires certain

02:29:03.490 --> 02:29:06.010
muscles to be used that you haven't used before

02:29:06.010 --> 02:29:07.310
so last week

02:29:07.310 --> 02:29:08.330
more relaxed

02:29:08.990 --> 02:29:11.010
just take the shirka and channel

02:29:11.590 --> 02:29:12.270
voice acting

02:29:12.270 --> 02:29:13.610
I was

02:29:14.030 --> 02:29:15.150
I was working on

02:29:15.150 --> 02:29:17.890
my Gilbert Godfrey impression

02:29:17.890 --> 02:29:18.650
perfect

02:29:18.650 --> 02:29:20.950
can you say up all night

02:29:22.050 --> 02:29:23.590
up all night

02:29:24.270 --> 02:29:24.990
that's not bad

02:29:26.110 --> 02:29:27.710
and that's dry

02:29:27.710 --> 02:29:29.570
I haven't even you know warmed up

02:29:29.570 --> 02:29:31.430
you gotta get a little more pitchy

02:29:31.430 --> 02:29:33.710
you gotta get a little more pitchy but pretty good

02:29:33.710 --> 02:29:35.210
so ok unfortunately

02:29:35.210 --> 02:29:37.450
the phrase that I chose

02:29:37.450 --> 02:29:38.410
for Gilbert

02:29:38.410 --> 02:29:40.630
in order to try to

02:29:40.630 --> 02:29:41.950
to nail the voice

02:29:41.950 --> 02:29:43.250
came from

02:29:43.250 --> 02:29:46.130
the comedy central roast of

02:29:46.130 --> 02:29:46.910
Bob Saget

02:29:46.910 --> 02:29:47.790
oh

02:29:49.150 --> 02:29:51.410
and it's that phrase

02:29:51.410 --> 02:29:53.310
Bob Saget

02:29:54.070 --> 02:29:56.210
great and killed the girl

02:29:56.210 --> 02:29:58.570
like that's

02:29:58.570 --> 02:29:59.830
walking around the house

02:29:59.830 --> 02:30:00.990
that's a direct quote

02:30:00.990 --> 02:30:03.750
that is a direct quote from the comedy

02:30:03.750 --> 02:30:06.250
central roast of Bob Saget delivered by Gilbert Godfrey

02:30:06.250 --> 02:30:07.250
yes yes

02:30:07.250 --> 02:30:08.950
well the G

02:30:08.950 --> 02:30:11.130
wasn't there but yeah

02:30:11.130 --> 02:30:13.590
so that's my Gilbert phrase

02:30:13.590 --> 02:30:15.750
that I'm walking around the house

02:30:15.750 --> 02:30:18.650
using to try to nail the Gilbert voice

02:30:18.650 --> 02:30:20.170
it was Bob Saget

02:30:20.170 --> 02:30:22.630
great then killed the girl in 1993

02:30:23.630 --> 02:30:24.390
oh

02:30:24.390 --> 02:30:26.030
I got ya

02:30:26.030 --> 02:30:27.430
that's yeah

02:30:28.030 --> 02:30:30.150
my favorite Gilbert Godfrey

02:30:30.150 --> 02:30:31.810
and it's from

02:30:31.810 --> 02:30:32.370
actually

02:30:32.370 --> 02:30:34.090
which actually

02:30:34.090 --> 02:30:35.870
there's two stories about this

02:30:35.870 --> 02:30:37.850
that explains why she's your ex

02:30:38.210 --> 02:30:39.470
that ex-wife had a kid

02:30:40.210 --> 02:30:42.270
and that kid fucking not we went to

02:30:42.270 --> 02:30:44.330
he watched Jackie Chan stuff

02:30:44.330 --> 02:30:46.830
all the time which I was cool with Jackie Chan

02:30:46.830 --> 02:30:47.450
was wholesome

02:30:48.170 --> 02:30:49.290
and we went to a restaurant

02:30:49.830 --> 02:30:51.670
and every time we'd ever been there

02:30:51.670 --> 02:30:53.130
it had always been all girls

02:30:53.130 --> 02:30:55.470
one time a dude comes out

02:30:55.470 --> 02:30:58.090
he looks at fucking Chinese dude straight up

02:30:58.090 --> 02:31:00.650
and he goes you're not Jackie Chan

02:31:03.090 --> 02:31:03.930
okay

02:31:03.930 --> 02:31:04.070
okay

02:31:04.650 --> 02:31:05.370
alright

02:31:06.590 --> 02:31:08.150
not Jackie Chan

02:31:08.150 --> 02:31:10.430
yeah you're not Jackie Chan

02:31:10.430 --> 02:31:12.210
looking that shit was hilarious

02:31:12.210 --> 02:31:14.990
all Asian men were supposed to be Jackie Chan

02:31:16.030 --> 02:31:17.210
that's true

02:31:17.210 --> 02:31:19.670
and it's like cultural appropriation

02:31:19.670 --> 02:31:20.790
season is approaching

02:31:20.790 --> 02:31:22.670
we're very close

02:31:23.250 --> 02:31:24.090
to approaching

02:31:25.110 --> 02:31:25.950
Halloween

02:31:26.470 --> 02:31:28.250
this is costume time

02:31:28.250 --> 02:31:30.310
this is playing dress up

02:31:30.310 --> 02:31:31.870
we have to be very careful

02:31:31.870 --> 02:31:34.070
about shopping at Target because

02:31:34.690 --> 02:31:35.950
you might have costume

02:31:35.950 --> 02:31:38.490
this is going to be a trigger warning for everybody

02:31:38.490 --> 02:31:40.710
we've made it so far in this show

02:31:40.710 --> 02:31:42.350
we're about to lose Ted Steves

02:31:42.350 --> 02:31:43.350
I need to

02:31:43.350 --> 02:31:45.570
I know but before you do

02:31:45.570 --> 02:31:49.070
we have to analyze a very important cultural artifact

02:31:49.070 --> 02:31:50.230
that was available

02:31:50.230 --> 02:31:51.570
for a very short time

02:31:52.510 --> 02:31:54.050
it may offend some viewers

02:31:54.050 --> 02:31:56.490
it may not offend some viewers

02:31:56.490 --> 02:31:58.870
we're just going to look at this clip

02:31:58.870 --> 02:32:00.610
and then from a cultural perspective

02:32:00.610 --> 02:32:02.350
no you're not going to play a clip in the middle

02:32:02.350 --> 02:32:03.810
of my fucking story you motherfucker

02:32:04.830 --> 02:32:05.870
fucking Jesus

02:32:06.490 --> 02:32:07.290
Christy dickhead

02:32:07.950 --> 02:32:08.470
fucking

02:32:10.450 --> 02:32:13.170
my ex wife's name

02:32:13.170 --> 02:32:14.430
mom's name was

02:32:14.430 --> 02:32:16.630
was Deborah and she was such a bitch

02:32:16.630 --> 02:32:19.310
and fucking Gilbert Godfrey

02:32:19.310 --> 02:32:20.730
Deborah's my middle name

02:32:20.730 --> 02:32:20.950
and I

02:32:22.470 --> 02:32:25.270
yeah so Gilbert Godfrey does this whole

02:32:25.270 --> 02:32:26.770
he was on some show

02:32:26.770 --> 02:32:28.690
and somebody called in named Deborah

02:32:29.060 --> 02:32:30.570
and started saying some shit

02:32:30.570 --> 02:32:32.490
and it originated Gilbert Godfrey

02:32:32.490 --> 02:32:33.390
so he's like

02:32:33.390 --> 02:32:34.470
Deborah

02:32:35.690 --> 02:32:37.810
the runner of shows

02:32:38.510 --> 02:32:39.090
Deborah

02:32:40.130 --> 02:32:42.070
the black hole of fight

02:32:42.070 --> 02:32:43.210
just kept going you know

02:32:43.210 --> 02:32:45.030
in his voice I can't do it

02:32:45.030 --> 02:32:49.470
but he just kept calling her

02:32:49.470 --> 02:32:50.970
Deborah instead of Deborah

02:32:50.970 --> 02:32:52.310
he kept calling her Deborah

02:32:52.310 --> 02:32:54.790
you want to know how to nail Gilbert Godfrey

02:32:54.790 --> 02:32:55.270
Ben

02:32:55.270 --> 02:32:57.530
you use your most

02:32:58.690 --> 02:33:00.250
stereotypical Jewish

02:33:00.250 --> 02:33:02.010
accent that you can

02:33:02.010 --> 02:33:04.030
muster and then just

02:33:04.030 --> 02:33:05.510
like

02:33:06.260 --> 02:33:09.130
nasally push all of the words out

02:33:10.160 --> 02:33:11.490
more phlegmatic

02:33:11.900 --> 02:33:14.010
but you go to your like

02:33:14.010 --> 02:33:16.310
like most stereotypical

02:33:16.830 --> 02:33:17.790
Jew

02:33:18.220 --> 02:33:18.930
and then

02:33:18.930 --> 02:33:19.750
you

02:33:19.750 --> 02:33:21.850
you nasal fire

02:33:22.730 --> 02:33:25.090
and you do everything you can

02:33:25.090 --> 02:33:26.170
to like

02:33:26.170 --> 02:33:28.930
force all of the words out

02:33:28.930 --> 02:33:30.410
okay

02:33:30.930 --> 02:33:32.850
I can't even imagine that as your

02:33:32.850 --> 02:33:33.830
regular voice

02:33:35.430 --> 02:33:36.390
no

02:33:36.390 --> 02:33:38.810
it hurts it hurts the vocal cords

02:33:38.810 --> 02:33:40.930
ow it's great

02:33:40.930 --> 02:33:42.670
to be here like

02:33:42.670 --> 02:33:44.690
who talks like that really

02:33:44.690 --> 02:33:46.830
I can't imagine

02:33:46.830 --> 02:33:48.450
a more

02:33:49.290 --> 02:33:50.370
accommodating like

02:33:50.370 --> 02:33:52.590
why dude why you have to

02:33:52.590 --> 02:33:55.170
you have to yell all the time

02:33:55.170 --> 02:33:56.670
yeah very angry

02:33:56.670 --> 02:33:58.050
mm-hmm

02:33:58.690 --> 02:33:59.510
it's alright

02:34:01.670 --> 02:34:02.890
since we're on the

02:34:02.890 --> 02:34:04.690
topic of anger this is

02:34:04.690 --> 02:34:06.550
something we might be angry about

02:34:06.550 --> 02:34:07.810
it's a halloween costume

02:34:08.830 --> 02:34:10.870
very offensive it was put up

02:34:10.870 --> 02:34:12.430
on the target website and then

02:34:12.430 --> 02:34:14.630
removed before anyone could purchase it

02:34:14.630 --> 02:34:16.230
just a short clip

02:34:17.450 --> 02:34:18.590
to prepare ourselves

02:34:18.590 --> 02:34:20.550
for halloween and the dangers of picking

02:34:21.350 --> 02:34:22.830
inappropriate costumes to

02:34:22.830 --> 02:34:23.530
wear

02:34:24.910 --> 02:34:26.430
okay are we ready for this

02:34:28.510 --> 02:34:30.650
well hello there folks I see the one only

02:34:30.650 --> 02:34:32.730
jigaboo clown I see here to dance and sing

02:34:32.730 --> 02:34:34.490
make you holler and ring watch me shuffle

02:34:34.490 --> 02:34:36.490
watch me prance and this here jigaboo dance

02:34:36.490 --> 02:34:38.590
I see the king of the minstrel show putting on

02:34:38.590 --> 02:34:40.730
a heck of a show so clap for him stop your feet

02:34:40.730 --> 02:34:42.130
this jigaboo's got to beat

02:34:43.850 --> 02:34:44.990
I didn't know

02:34:44.990 --> 02:34:46.590
foundering put out a new song

02:34:49.210 --> 02:34:49.970
was

02:34:49.970 --> 02:34:50.750
that's quality

02:34:50.750 --> 02:34:53.510
it's the audience

02:34:53.510 --> 02:34:55.270
that bullet cuts

02:34:55.270 --> 02:34:56.250
target

02:34:57.090 --> 02:34:57.850
so

02:34:57.850 --> 02:35:00.250
the black community

02:35:00.250 --> 02:35:01.710
does not shop at target

02:35:01.710 --> 02:35:04.450
target is a minnesota company

02:35:04.450 --> 02:35:06.830
never stopped at target what are we even

02:35:06.830 --> 02:35:07.510
talking about

02:35:08.030 --> 02:35:10.410
when I first fucking when I when christie

02:35:10.410 --> 02:35:12.510
and I first started dating we went on a trip together

02:35:13.090 --> 02:35:13.850
to target

02:35:13.850 --> 02:35:15.570
and and fucking no

02:35:15.570 --> 02:35:17.870
and we were

02:35:17.870 --> 02:35:20.070
asked out we were in another state and

02:35:20.070 --> 02:35:22.330
the problem was we forgot it was a holiday

02:35:22.330 --> 02:35:24.170
so our money didn't hit

02:35:24.790 --> 02:35:25.750
and so

02:35:25.750 --> 02:35:27.930
because it was a fucking holiday so we had to wait

02:35:27.930 --> 02:35:29.590
holiday hours yeah

02:35:29.590 --> 02:35:32.390
yeah so we were screwed

02:35:32.390 --> 02:35:34.470
on monday and we only had

02:35:34.470 --> 02:35:36.350
a few bucks on us and we're trying

02:35:36.350 --> 02:35:38.610
to find a dollar store and we're driving

02:35:38.610 --> 02:35:40.750
around and and there's nothing like that

02:35:40.750 --> 02:35:42.510
there's like targets and shit like that

02:35:42.990 --> 02:35:44.630
and then I seen some black people

02:35:44.630 --> 02:35:46.650
and I was like black people there's

02:35:46.650 --> 02:35:47.450
a dollar store

02:35:47.450 --> 02:35:50.510
and fucking like christie looks at me she goes

02:35:50.510 --> 02:35:52.090
that's racist and like

02:35:52.090 --> 02:35:54.510
half a block later there was a dollar store

02:35:54.510 --> 02:35:54.970
and like

02:35:58.070 --> 02:36:00.050
what do you want me to say about it

02:36:02.290 --> 02:36:03.690
were you allowed to shop there

02:36:04.630 --> 02:36:06.030
yeah they took your money

02:36:06.030 --> 02:36:07.050
yeah

02:36:07.930 --> 02:36:09.310
so then it wasn't racist

02:36:10.510 --> 02:36:11.130
no

02:36:12.020 --> 02:36:14.170
either is me saying that because there's black

02:36:14.170 --> 02:36:15.910
people around there's a dollar store no

02:36:15.910 --> 02:36:17.930
in the in the upper

02:36:17.930 --> 02:36:19.490
fucking right

02:36:19.980 --> 02:36:21.810
snobby white area it's all like target

02:36:21.810 --> 02:36:23.950
shit like that well my

02:36:23.950 --> 02:36:25.470
point is we we

02:36:26.370 --> 02:36:28.590
it's when it's where you go from the

02:36:28.590 --> 02:36:29.590
boston markets

02:36:29.590 --> 02:36:31.690
to the church's chickens

02:36:31.690 --> 02:36:33.930
yeah yeah yeah the boston

02:36:33.930 --> 02:36:35.270
markets sell

02:36:35.650 --> 02:36:36.330
baked beans

02:36:36.330 --> 02:36:39.810
any establishment that sells

02:36:39.810 --> 02:36:41.930
chicken is going to give you the

02:36:41.930 --> 02:36:43.770
barometer of what kind of neighborhood

02:36:43.770 --> 02:36:45.170
you're in yeah

02:36:45.690 --> 02:36:46.410
it is

02:36:47.190 --> 02:36:49.750
all you see is like pop eyes or

02:36:49.750 --> 02:36:51.890
church churches or you

02:36:51.890 --> 02:36:53.990
see something that says like cousin ray

02:36:53.990 --> 02:36:54.970
ray chicken shack

02:36:55.870 --> 02:36:57.770
you're probably sweet

02:36:57.770 --> 02:36:59.490
not in the best neighborhood

02:36:59.490 --> 02:37:01.610
probably not in the best neighborhood you

02:37:01.610 --> 02:37:03.550
get like shakey

02:37:03.550 --> 02:37:04.850
shakies shakies

02:37:05.580 --> 02:37:07.750
yeah absolutely shakies

02:37:07.750 --> 02:37:09.650
are always going to be found a little bit

02:37:09.650 --> 02:37:10.950
of a sketchy neighborhood

02:37:11.380 --> 02:37:13.390
anywhere there's a vaughn's grocery

02:37:13.390 --> 02:37:15.470
store basically

02:37:15.470 --> 02:37:17.710
seeing on the flip side

02:37:17.710 --> 02:37:19.650
the only person that understands that

02:37:19.650 --> 02:37:21.090
is krasinski because he lives

02:37:21.560 --> 02:37:23.730
Southern California but if you find

02:37:23.730 --> 02:37:25.410
a vaughn's you're probably in a

02:37:25.410 --> 02:37:26.390
rougher neighborhood

02:37:27.590 --> 02:37:29.070
vaughns now are in

02:37:29.070 --> 02:37:30.730
they put them in nicer places

02:37:30.730 --> 02:37:33.010
really? yeah it's hard to judge

02:37:33.010 --> 02:37:35.050
it's like you got to kind of

02:37:35.050 --> 02:37:36.290
look around more with the

02:37:36.290 --> 02:37:38.450
where now if you go to a whole foods

02:37:38.450 --> 02:37:40.490
your worst fear

02:37:40.490 --> 02:37:42.110
your worst fear should be getting

02:37:42.110 --> 02:37:43.890
fucking nagged at by a carrot

02:37:43.890 --> 02:37:46.150
right right you have

02:37:46.150 --> 02:37:48.330
assaulted by a fucking blue haired

02:37:48.670 --> 02:37:50.730
they them afer in a fucking mask

02:37:50.730 --> 02:37:52.030
since we're sharing

02:37:52.030 --> 02:37:53.870
worst fears mine is

02:37:53.870 --> 02:37:56.010
a carpeted grocery store

02:37:56.010 --> 02:37:57.170
and being chased by a

02:37:57.170 --> 02:37:58.130
have a good night everybody

02:37:58.130 --> 02:38:01.290
vacuum cleaner in a grocery store

02:38:01.290 --> 02:38:01.810
rumba

02:38:04.930 --> 02:38:06.430
does anyone else have a nightmare

02:38:07.650 --> 02:38:08.170
shopping

02:38:08.970 --> 02:38:10.790
at a carpeted grocery store

02:38:10.790 --> 02:38:13.030
trying to go at your own pace

02:38:13.770 --> 02:38:15.330
and then you're chased down

02:38:15.330 --> 02:38:16.990
by vacuum cleaners

02:38:16.990 --> 02:38:19.430
because there's carpet in a grocery store

02:38:20.570 --> 02:38:21.910
I've never been in a grocery

02:38:21.910 --> 02:38:22.650
store with carpet

02:38:23.650 --> 02:38:24.910
seems super weird

02:38:24.910 --> 02:38:26.890
I will take you to one

02:38:27.830 --> 02:38:29.970
how are you going to push the carts around

02:38:32.010 --> 02:38:33.690
you don't shop with carts

02:38:33.690 --> 02:38:35.110
you shop with baskets

02:38:36.630 --> 02:38:38.130
and you don't buy by the

02:38:38.130 --> 02:38:38.730
cart load

02:38:38.730 --> 02:38:40.110
you have a basket

02:38:40.110 --> 02:38:41.010
there's carpet

02:38:41.010 --> 02:38:42.850
you're not spilling things

02:38:42.850 --> 02:38:43.750
onto the carpet

02:38:43.750 --> 02:38:46.210
it's a very nice establishment

02:38:46.210 --> 02:38:46.930
there's a bank

02:38:46.930 --> 02:38:48.590
this is for people that want to shop

02:38:48.590 --> 02:38:49.570
like every single day

02:38:54.130 --> 02:38:55.270
these people

02:38:55.270 --> 02:38:56.630
go on shopping

02:38:56.630 --> 02:38:58.690
excursions for entertainment

02:38:58.690 --> 02:39:01.110
yeah they go on to shopping every day

02:39:01.830 --> 02:39:02.430
yes

02:39:03.150 --> 02:39:05.110
I go to the store once a month

02:39:05.110 --> 02:39:06.170
lones

02:39:06.170 --> 02:39:08.750
I have to fill in after two weeks

02:39:08.750 --> 02:39:09.850
like today I had to go get

02:39:09.850 --> 02:39:11.670
produce again

02:39:12.410 --> 02:39:13.710
peppers and broccoli

02:39:13.710 --> 02:39:15.970
the great thing about a

02:39:15.970 --> 02:39:17.230
carpeted grocery store

02:39:17.230 --> 02:39:19.550
is you don't hear clickers

02:39:19.550 --> 02:39:19.930
the clock

02:39:19.930 --> 02:39:23.690
you don't hear foot traffic sounds

02:39:23.690 --> 02:39:24.990
it's very quiet

02:39:24.990 --> 02:39:26.150
it's more like a library

02:39:26.150 --> 02:39:29.050
people are browsing the cheese

02:39:29.050 --> 02:39:31.750
they're browsing the wines

02:39:31.750 --> 02:39:33.810
they're browsing the selections

02:39:35.090 --> 02:39:37.350
I will browse

02:39:37.350 --> 02:39:39.170
sounds like an FAO store

02:39:39.170 --> 02:39:41.750
yeah I will browse

02:39:41.750 --> 02:39:42.730
the cheese selection

02:39:42.730 --> 02:39:44.450
I do do that

02:39:44.450 --> 02:39:46.150
this is a type of grocery store

02:39:46.150 --> 02:39:48.150
that has a whole aisle with magazines

02:39:48.150 --> 02:39:49.450
and books

02:39:50.010 --> 02:39:52.090
and cheese and wines and crackers

02:39:52.090 --> 02:39:53.370
where the fuck are you hanging out

02:39:53.370 --> 02:39:54.650
it's like the U of M or something

02:39:54.650 --> 02:39:57.050
I'm playing the piano grand

02:39:57.910 --> 02:39:58.470
lones

02:39:59.510 --> 02:40:00.430
buyer leaves

02:40:00.430 --> 02:40:02.990
somebody gives you little wipeys for your hand

02:40:02.990 --> 02:40:04.810
and checks your nuts for you and shit

02:40:05.450 --> 02:40:07.210
well I understand that

02:40:07.210 --> 02:40:09.630
you were only shopping at cub

02:40:11.010 --> 02:40:12.270
I was shopping

02:40:12.270 --> 02:40:13.170
at lones

02:40:13.170 --> 02:40:14.550
buyer leaves

02:40:15.170 --> 02:40:17.330
they sell cut flowers

02:40:17.330 --> 02:40:19.010
fresh flower

02:40:19.010 --> 02:40:19.530
arrangements

02:40:21.290 --> 02:40:22.870
maybe rainbow

02:40:22.870 --> 02:40:24.250
rainbow foods

02:40:24.250 --> 02:40:26.090
cups and rainbows

02:40:26.910 --> 02:40:29.030
could be

02:40:30.850 --> 02:40:31.370
coburns

02:40:31.890 --> 02:40:33.310
or what's the other

02:40:33.310 --> 02:40:33.790
coburn

02:40:33.790 --> 02:40:36.750
never heard a co-employee owned grocery stores

02:40:36.750 --> 02:40:39.370
that wasn't really a thing back in the

02:40:39.370 --> 02:40:40.790
I lived in

02:40:41.830 --> 02:40:42.910
the minneapolis

02:40:42.910 --> 02:40:44.450
area back in the 90's

02:40:46.350 --> 02:40:46.890
right

02:40:46.890 --> 02:40:47.510
okay

02:40:48.170 --> 02:40:50.550
did you get to the north side of minneapolis

02:40:50.550 --> 02:40:51.970
no I lived in

02:40:51.970 --> 02:40:53.930
I started out in richfield

02:40:53.930 --> 02:40:56.770
and I went to my senior year of high school

02:40:56.770 --> 02:40:57.610
and the year after

02:40:57.610 --> 02:41:00.030
part of the year after I lived in

02:41:00.910 --> 02:41:01.450
richfield

02:41:01.450 --> 02:41:02.450
and then

02:41:03.250 --> 02:41:06.090
when I was 21 I bought a house in bloomington

02:41:06.740 --> 02:41:08.190
on 79th and lindale

02:41:09.510 --> 02:41:10.010
well

02:41:10.010 --> 02:41:12.270
two blocks off it was 7908

02:41:12.270 --> 02:41:13.310
4th avenue south

02:41:14.000 --> 02:41:15.150
so you're on lindale

02:41:16.050 --> 02:41:16.550
yep

02:41:17.370 --> 02:41:19.170
okay did you get to fairview

02:41:20.470 --> 02:41:21.390
or hennepin

02:41:22.040 --> 02:41:24.030
yeah I definitely have been to hennepin in fairview

02:41:24.030 --> 02:41:25.190
it's a roseville area

02:41:25.190 --> 02:41:27.850
to see the original best buy store

02:41:28.910 --> 02:41:30.270
uh yeah I remember that

02:41:30.270 --> 02:41:32.530
yeah because we used to go up

02:41:32.530 --> 02:41:33.990
to the north side to go to the

02:41:33.990 --> 02:41:34.810
drive-in movies

02:41:34.810 --> 02:41:36.810
they had the

02:41:36.810 --> 02:41:38.370
rose dale mall

02:41:38.370 --> 02:41:39.350
yep

02:41:39.350 --> 02:41:41.250
that's on the north side

02:41:42.010 --> 02:41:44.630
and in that neighborhood area

02:41:44.630 --> 02:41:46.710
there was a lund's buy release

02:41:46.710 --> 02:41:47.990
there was a blockbuster

02:41:48.710 --> 02:41:49.390
uh

02:41:50.410 --> 02:41:52.170
boston food market

02:41:52.810 --> 02:41:53.190
restaurant

02:41:54.530 --> 02:41:56.430
it was like a subway

02:41:56.430 --> 02:41:57.810
boston market

02:41:57.810 --> 02:42:01.190
and you'd see the display and you'd be like I want the baked beans

02:42:01.190 --> 02:42:02.310
I want the stuffing

02:42:02.310 --> 02:42:03.750
I want the corn

02:42:03.750 --> 02:42:05.210
I want the cream corn

02:42:05.210 --> 02:42:07.170
I want the sugar-free corn

02:42:07.170 --> 02:42:10.130
I want the other variety of

02:42:10.130 --> 02:42:10.430
corn

02:42:11.970 --> 02:42:13.210
boston food market

02:42:13.210 --> 02:42:16.310
down where I lived it would have been a dinah

02:42:17.050 --> 02:42:18.270
a dinah

02:42:18.270 --> 02:42:19.310
a dinah had

02:42:20.090 --> 02:42:21.170
that's the cake eaters

02:42:21.170 --> 02:42:23.350
they had fucking fancy food

02:42:25.090 --> 02:42:27.330
you remember that from the mighty ducks even

02:42:27.330 --> 02:42:29.050
well yes

02:42:29.050 --> 02:42:30.550
the one from a dinah

02:42:30.550 --> 02:42:31.550
they all called cake eaters

02:42:31.550 --> 02:42:34.510
it was all super rich people in a dinah

02:42:34.510 --> 02:42:36.470
and fancy stores and shit

02:42:36.470 --> 02:42:37.710
I never went to a dinah really

02:42:39.010 --> 02:42:39.530
Blaine

02:42:39.530 --> 02:42:40.850
eaten prairie

02:42:40.850 --> 02:42:42.390
Columbia Heights

02:42:42.390 --> 02:42:44.010
I went to Votek

02:42:44.010 --> 02:42:48.790
did they serve ludifisk

02:42:49.550 --> 02:42:50.070
no

02:42:50.070 --> 02:42:52.150
I never ate at the Votek

02:42:52.150 --> 02:42:54.430
I only went to the Votek for

02:42:54.430 --> 02:42:55.790
four hours a day because

02:42:56.430 --> 02:42:58.490
I had enough credits as a senior

02:42:58.490 --> 02:43:00.390
they paid for me

02:43:00.390 --> 02:43:02.490
to go to Votek and take auto mechanics

02:43:02.490 --> 02:43:04.110
but I had to do

02:43:05.530 --> 02:43:06.550
senior anglish

02:43:06.550 --> 02:43:08.430
and senior government in the morning

02:43:08.430 --> 02:43:10.410
and then all afternoon I went to

02:43:10.410 --> 02:43:11.070
Votek

02:43:12.450 --> 02:43:13.990
is that near Madison Minnesota

02:43:15.030 --> 02:43:16.510
no it was an Eden prairie

02:43:17.450 --> 02:43:19.270
so it's not near Madison Minnesota

02:43:19.910 --> 02:43:21.450
no it was an Eden prairie

02:43:21.450 --> 02:43:23.950
do you know what Madison Minnesota is famous for

02:43:24.570 --> 02:43:25.090
no

02:43:26.390 --> 02:43:27.610
do you want to know

02:43:28.510 --> 02:43:29.810
why you're going to tell us

02:43:30.370 --> 02:43:31.390
I'm going to show you

02:43:31.890 --> 02:43:32.330
no

02:43:33.550 --> 02:43:34.810
because I have a clip

02:43:36.030 --> 02:43:36.770
of course

02:43:36.770 --> 02:43:38.570
are you finished with your stories

02:43:38.570 --> 02:43:40.770
that wasn't my story that was your story

02:43:40.770 --> 02:43:42.810
are you finished with your stories

02:43:42.810 --> 02:43:43.970
I'm finished with my stories

02:43:44.850 --> 02:43:46.430
well you go ahead and play your clip

02:43:46.430 --> 02:43:48.230
are you in the middle of any stories

02:43:49.250 --> 02:43:51.310
I see unlike the clip of Steve

02:43:51.310 --> 02:43:53.170
trying to give it as a strike

02:43:53.790 --> 02:43:55.610
you deny you have this one locked

02:43:55.610 --> 02:43:56.010
and loaded

02:43:57.730 --> 02:43:58.370
copyright

02:43:58.370 --> 02:44:01.350
is D.E. Reich from a copyright

02:44:01.350 --> 02:44:02.490
copyright

02:44:04.290 --> 02:44:05.450
we are

02:44:05.450 --> 02:44:06.350
marked safe

02:44:08.090 --> 02:44:09.370
from copyright

02:44:09.370 --> 02:44:10.530
yeah

02:44:11.450 --> 02:44:13.350
we got this one

02:44:13.350 --> 02:44:14.090
there we go

02:44:14.090 --> 02:44:16.490
we are Uncle Ted talks

02:44:17.370 --> 02:44:18.010
and

02:44:18.690 --> 02:44:21.350
I like to play a clip from W.C.C.L

02:44:21.350 --> 02:44:23.190
interviewing a man from Madison Minnesota

02:44:24.210 --> 02:44:25.030
here we go

02:44:25.550 --> 02:44:27.490
you had 11 pounds of Ludifest

02:44:27.490 --> 02:44:28.870
you had a couple of drinks afterwards

02:44:28.870 --> 02:44:30.230
I had four drinks

02:44:30.230 --> 02:44:32.390
nothing goes with Ludifest like ramen

02:44:32.390 --> 02:44:33.030
coke

02:44:33.030 --> 02:44:35.730
what does Ludifest taste like

02:44:35.730 --> 02:44:37.550
I'd rather not say on the air

02:44:38.530 --> 02:44:40.370
guess what Madison is known for

02:44:40.370 --> 02:44:43.050
the Ludifest capital of the United States

02:44:43.050 --> 02:44:44.630
Ludifest on the water toilet

02:44:45.040 --> 02:44:46.010
Ludifest on the street side

02:44:46.010 --> 02:44:46.970
I did not know that

02:44:48.510 --> 02:44:50.550
Madison area had eight more Ludifest for

02:44:50.550 --> 02:44:52.050
capitol and bought more Ludifest

02:44:52.050 --> 02:44:54.170
than any other place that they serviced

02:44:54.170 --> 02:44:56.490
every November Madison has a Ludifest

02:44:56.490 --> 02:44:57.250
eating contest

02:44:58.220 --> 02:45:00.250
and every November Jerry

02:45:00.250 --> 02:45:01.530
typically wins

02:45:02.590 --> 02:45:04.070
52 years

02:45:04.070 --> 02:45:06.110
I lost five times

02:45:06.110 --> 02:45:08.730
now Jerry, Jerry Oster is at 11 pounds

02:45:08.730 --> 02:45:10.490
now so it's getting

02:45:10.490 --> 02:45:11.830
tougher to beat that all the time

02:45:12.550 --> 02:45:14.710
11 fucking pounds

02:45:14.710 --> 02:45:15.730
of Ludifest

02:45:15.730 --> 02:45:16.650
in one sitting

02:45:20.750 --> 02:45:21.870
the guy is

02:45:22.390 --> 02:45:22.810
Maynards

02:45:25.790 --> 02:45:27.750
so for those

02:45:27.750 --> 02:45:28.890
who didn't see

02:45:28.890 --> 02:45:30.950
the video of the Ludifest

02:45:30.950 --> 02:45:32.550
it's a gelatinous

02:45:33.770 --> 02:45:34.610
fish

02:45:37.350 --> 02:45:38.190
dude

02:45:38.190 --> 02:45:39.930
when the fucking

02:45:40.190 --> 02:45:41.690
churches that do the Ludifest

02:45:41.690 --> 02:45:44.450
fucking feeds have the Ludifest fucking feeds

02:45:44.450 --> 02:45:46.830
it stinks the whole goddamn town up

02:45:46.830 --> 02:45:48.530
it's so bad

02:45:49.330 --> 02:45:50.390
and you know why

02:45:50.390 --> 02:45:51.930
I'm from the agrarian

02:45:52.550 --> 02:45:54.570
area I'm not from the shit people

02:45:55.510 --> 02:45:56.590
although I do have

02:45:56.590 --> 02:45:58.390
my row muscles are like

02:45:58.390 --> 02:45:58.910
like

02:46:00.450 --> 02:46:02.670
when I blew out my back when I was 19

02:46:02.670 --> 02:46:04.450
part of the therapy they tried

02:46:04.450 --> 02:46:06.510
put me on a row and they're like this isn't helping

02:46:06.510 --> 02:46:08.350
you at all I'm like rowing

02:46:08.350 --> 02:46:10.070
like Olympic levels and they're like

02:46:10.070 --> 02:46:11.250
what the fuck

02:46:16.190 --> 02:46:16.970
Midwestern sushi

02:46:17.710 --> 02:46:18.450
it's that

02:46:18.970 --> 02:46:19.330
fucking

02:46:19.330 --> 02:46:22.970
way to prepare

02:46:22.970 --> 02:46:25.110
I was going to say preserve

02:46:25.110 --> 02:46:27.150
but I don't think there's any way to preserve

02:46:28.310 --> 02:46:28.950
Ludifest

02:46:28.950 --> 02:46:30.970
once the fishy flesh

02:46:30.970 --> 02:46:32.050
has reached a

02:46:33.410 --> 02:46:34.050
gelatinous

02:46:34.050 --> 02:46:34.890
clear

02:46:37.510 --> 02:46:38.150
quality

02:46:38.150 --> 02:46:41.350
you smother it

02:46:41.350 --> 02:46:43.370
and butter and down the hatch it goes

02:46:47.590 --> 02:46:49.370
and the aroma

02:46:49.370 --> 02:46:50.290
of the Ludifest

02:46:51.030 --> 02:46:52.950
will attract a certain audience

02:46:53.830 --> 02:46:54.850
and repel

02:46:54.850 --> 02:46:55.870
a different audience

02:46:55.870 --> 02:46:57.930
I can't think of the name

02:46:57.930 --> 02:47:00.710
but there's some Icelandic fucking

02:47:01.310 --> 02:47:01.870
dish

02:47:02.590 --> 02:47:03.870
where it's a shark

02:47:03.870 --> 02:47:07.010
that's poisonous and they bury it underground

02:47:07.010 --> 02:47:08.990
for like six months with some stuff

02:47:08.990 --> 02:47:10.950
I can't remember what all they

02:47:10.950 --> 02:47:12.850
add into it and then they bury it underground

02:47:12.850 --> 02:47:14.750
for like six months or a year and then

02:47:14.750 --> 02:47:15.730
then it's edible

02:47:15.730 --> 02:47:18.030
finally it looks just

02:47:18.490 --> 02:47:18.830
horrifying

02:47:20.830 --> 02:47:21.730
I hate

02:47:22.490 --> 02:47:24.370
why did you do this to yourselves

02:47:28.510 --> 02:47:29.850
because Ted's got to eat

02:47:29.850 --> 02:47:32.190
yeah Ted's got to eat

02:47:33.270 --> 02:47:35.190
I'll put anything in my mouth

02:47:35.930 --> 02:47:37.770
it'll cost you extra

02:47:38.510 --> 02:47:39.190
yeah

02:47:39.190 --> 02:47:42.610
that's why it's too Bitcoin ladies

02:47:43.850 --> 02:47:44.330
right

02:47:44.330 --> 02:47:46.570
just have to roll it around the tongue

02:47:47.470 --> 02:47:48.530
flavor the flavor

02:47:48.530 --> 02:47:50.210
and then spit it out

02:47:53.010 --> 02:47:54.170
Chris is there

02:47:54.170 --> 02:47:55.730
oh I'm still here

02:47:56.350 --> 02:47:58.210
I'm about to run to the store

02:47:58.210 --> 02:48:01.110
so I can make it everywhere they close and get back for the private

02:48:01.110 --> 02:48:02.670
alright is that cool

02:48:02.670 --> 02:48:03.810
are you guys good with that

02:48:03.810 --> 02:48:05.370
we might do it publicly

02:48:05.370 --> 02:48:07.250
you could hold down the last

02:48:08.290 --> 02:48:09.530
last ten minutes

02:48:09.530 --> 02:48:10.290
the dogs are

02:48:11.630 --> 02:48:12.190
barking

02:48:12.190 --> 02:48:13.610
because if I don't go now

02:48:13.610 --> 02:48:15.910
I won't I'll be back late as hell brother

02:48:15.910 --> 02:48:18.110
to have to go to a farther store

02:48:18.110 --> 02:48:20.310
well I was keeping the cabin warm

02:48:20.310 --> 02:48:22.130
in case the gems really joined

02:48:23.570 --> 02:48:25.090
but it's one of those busy

02:48:25.090 --> 02:48:27.250
Tuesdays for Ted gems really

02:48:28.010 --> 02:48:28.570
yeah

02:48:29.210 --> 02:48:30.850
and it is equinox

02:48:30.850 --> 02:48:32.350
I think he's

02:48:33.530 --> 02:48:35.350
doing some equinox stuff

02:48:37.090 --> 02:48:38.350
won't say what

02:48:38.350 --> 02:48:40.230
you think he'll be at the private later

02:48:40.230 --> 02:48:41.750
I won't say why

02:48:43.850 --> 02:48:45.370
we'll figure this out

02:48:48.330 --> 02:48:50.110
you think he'll be joining us at the private

02:48:50.110 --> 02:48:50.810
or no

02:48:51.190 --> 02:48:52.590
well we don't announce that

02:48:53.910 --> 02:48:56.450
what happens in the members only

02:48:56.450 --> 02:48:58.150
stays in the members only

02:48:58.150 --> 02:48:59.570
so it's

02:48:59.970 --> 02:49:02.030
it's called a hot carl

02:49:02.030 --> 02:49:04.210
it's a fermented greenland

02:49:04.210 --> 02:49:05.850
shark which is poisonous when

02:49:05.850 --> 02:49:07.970
fresh due to very high levels of

02:49:07.970 --> 02:49:10.210
urea and trimethylamine

02:49:11.010 --> 02:49:11.610
oxide

02:49:12.690 --> 02:49:13.930
they early

02:49:13.930 --> 02:49:15.710
settlers carved up the shark

02:49:15.710 --> 02:49:18.050
and buried it in a shallow gravel

02:49:18.050 --> 02:49:19.610
pit under heavy stones

02:49:19.610 --> 02:49:21.990
for six to twelve weeks to press out the

02:49:21.990 --> 02:49:23.810
poisonous fluid and ferment the meat

02:49:24.790 --> 02:49:25.690
fermenting meat

02:49:26.210 --> 02:49:27.750
after curing in the ground

02:49:27.750 --> 02:49:29.850
is cut into strips and hung out

02:49:29.850 --> 02:49:32.390
doors to dry in the wind for several months

02:49:32.390 --> 02:49:34.110
the finished product

02:49:34.110 --> 02:49:36.330
that's beautiful

02:49:36.330 --> 02:49:37.710
a shot of local

02:49:38.790 --> 02:49:40.130
aquavit spirit

02:49:40.130 --> 02:49:42.090
called brenevin

02:49:42.090 --> 02:49:44.550
which I hope that brenevin kills

02:49:44.550 --> 02:49:45.970
your fucking taste buds whatever

02:49:45.970 --> 02:49:47.510
it is

02:49:50.830 --> 02:49:51.510
horrible

02:49:52.390 --> 02:49:54.470
yeah I guess I want to see marcus eat the

02:49:54.470 --> 02:49:55.090
greenland shark

02:49:56.850 --> 02:49:58.450
maybe in the members only

02:49:58.450 --> 02:49:59.930
maybe some of these

02:50:00.570 --> 02:50:01.970
listeners should join

02:50:01.970 --> 02:50:02.730
the members

02:50:03.950 --> 02:50:05.430
marcus will eat it

02:50:05.930 --> 02:50:07.670
well I have to have it

02:50:07.670 --> 02:50:08.630
on me

02:50:08.630 --> 02:50:10.830
we can arrange that I'm sure

02:50:10.830 --> 02:50:12.810
I'll be back I'll be back guys

02:50:12.810 --> 02:50:14.810
I can get back in time

02:50:14.810 --> 02:50:16.770
the stream is ending but the

02:50:16.770 --> 02:50:19.470
have not been open yet

02:50:20.030 --> 02:50:21.750
my wife's gonna be here any minute

02:50:22.770 --> 02:50:24.250
oh I have a story about

02:50:24.250 --> 02:50:25.770
that gnos I can tell you

02:50:25.770 --> 02:50:27.510
we'll talk about it in the members

02:50:27.510 --> 02:50:30.150
yeah go go go we'll get you a new link

02:50:30.870 --> 02:50:31.390
maybe

02:50:31.390 --> 02:50:33.590
10 or 20 minutes intermission

02:50:35.850 --> 02:50:37.350
we don't have a video that

02:50:37.350 --> 02:50:39.430
that is that long

02:50:39.430 --> 02:50:41.650
it'd be nice if we had an intermission

02:50:41.650 --> 02:50:43.410
video that went for about half an hour

02:50:44.050 --> 02:50:45.090
between streams

02:50:45.090 --> 02:50:46.390
spiders days

02:50:48.090 --> 02:50:49.910
alright I don't have to

02:50:49.910 --> 02:50:51.810
load that up for next time

02:50:53.150 --> 02:50:53.670
yeah

02:50:54.410 --> 02:50:55.650
spiders videos

02:50:55.650 --> 02:50:56.270
fucking

02:50:56.270 --> 02:50:58.430
what is this show

02:50:58.430 --> 02:51:00.610
half an hour later

02:51:00.610 --> 02:51:02.950
we had to feed the goats

02:51:02.950 --> 02:51:05.250
this is the beginning

02:51:05.250 --> 02:51:07.530
countdown to the event

02:51:07.530 --> 02:51:08.770
it's a live event

02:51:09.430 --> 02:51:11.690
and it takes 25 minutes

02:51:11.690 --> 02:51:12.810
for people to get notified

02:51:12.810 --> 02:51:14.990
get situated and get tuned in

02:51:15.670 --> 02:51:17.370
there's a countdown timer

02:51:17.370 --> 02:51:19.350
we kind of knew when we actually began

02:51:22.030 --> 02:51:24.270
no that shit was insane dude

02:51:26.150 --> 02:51:27.170
people are like

02:51:27.170 --> 02:51:28.490
is that what this show is

02:51:28.490 --> 02:51:29.350
alright

02:51:29.350 --> 02:51:31.170
it's a live stream

02:51:32.550 --> 02:51:34.330
we have to keep playing

02:51:34.330 --> 02:51:35.890
the music with the countdown

02:51:35.890 --> 02:51:37.770
and then we'd have intermissions

02:51:38.430 --> 02:51:39.650
and then we'd return

02:51:39.650 --> 02:51:41.390
and we would just keep the stream going

02:51:42.430 --> 02:51:44.050
the stream is ending

02:51:44.050 --> 02:51:45.690
here we need to

02:51:45.690 --> 02:51:47.070
pinch it off

02:51:48.450 --> 02:51:49.190
and then

02:51:49.190 --> 02:51:50.790
we can settle over to another

02:51:50.790 --> 02:51:51.790
outhouse

02:51:51.790 --> 02:51:54.570
I'll talk about my trip

02:51:54.570 --> 02:51:56.370
to pottyville it's a real place

02:51:56.960 --> 02:51:57.710
it exists

02:52:00.230 --> 02:52:00.950
can't imagine

02:52:00.950 --> 02:52:02.410
what they're known for

02:52:05.470 --> 02:52:06.590
it's in minnesota

02:52:07.190 --> 02:52:08.090
love you guys

02:52:08.090 --> 02:52:09.590
see you have the members only

02:52:11.410 --> 02:52:12.430
you're gonna hit the button

02:52:12.430 --> 02:52:13.570
my hands are up here

02:52:14.210 --> 02:52:15.530
he's finding it

02:52:24.410 --> 02:52:25.670
it is the first iphone

02:52:25.670 --> 02:52:26.750
to do this

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are you an experiencer

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have you ever seen

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a UFO

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or an orb

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today

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we're going to take some lsd

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and go on a magical trip

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poodle

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why not go all the way

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and just get me a cap

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and a sex change operation

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500 dollars sunglasses

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he was designed to obey

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jeez

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I wasn't

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yeah

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yeah I mean it's

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interesting because

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a lot of people don't know this

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Ted Kosinski went to harvard at 16

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cause he was just really good at map

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but um

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he's great

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what are you guys

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were you dude

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a brilliant mathematician

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had been living a hermit's life

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in a cabin in the Montana woods

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no way

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uncle Ted

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talks

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in my head

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anti technology manifesto

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uncle Ted

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talks without fear

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a hooded sweatshirt

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sunglasses

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critiquing the direction this whole society

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is headed

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uncle Ted talks

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these ideas were

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spreading

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we're touching

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grass and greener pastures

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leaving behind the technology

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disaster

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uncle Ted

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talks in my head

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uncle Ted

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talks crystal clear

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uncle Ted

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talks