the UFC commentary. I'm drawn by Mr. Corey Hughes dot org. Mr. Charlie Robin or I'm sorry.
From AM wake up. I just have Charlie shades on. That's it. That's all.
What's up gentlemen? How you be? Good.
Dude, this, uh,
this stream is paramount plus is really not okay, man. God damn it.
I just lost the whole fucking thing.
Maybe Corey should take a turn sharing screen. I don't have it on my computer. I got it on my TV only.
What was that? It was
so if you were just tuning in, we cover the fights and we cover, uh, extra curricular
activities in between rounds and we, uh, well, I won't say we, I tend to get a bit rowdy
from time to time. So listener, viewer beware and, uh, the thumbnail does explicitly say explicit
warning. I don't know why I have to give those caveats, but some people bitching moan about
it later on. There we go. But for tonight we have, we will be covering a USC three 25
on the card. We have, uh, first up Quillen, what the fuck Quillen South killed some shit like that
based versus Jamie malarkey. Then we have tied to a Vasa.
That should be a good fight. Uh, then we have Raphael
Vizio's as Corey's having a stroke
Mauricio Rufi sounds like Corey's been taking some roofies back there.
Then in the lightweight co-main we have Dan Hooker versus Ben was saying to me, oh,
that should be a good fight. Yeah. That's a lightweight fight.
That's a lightweight fight. Yeah, dude, lightweight. I'm confused.
Big ass dude saved and he is a big ass dude. Why is he in lightweight then?
He apparently dropped, uh, a weight class and a half down. I was going to save.
He had to drop some serious fucking weight. I don't sound that way.
Okay, that'll be interesting. Then at the featherweight main event, we have Alexander
Volkonowski versus Diego Lopes.
Oh, if Diego Lopez doesn't dog walk, Volk at this point, he ain't shit.
Yeah, I agree. Volk Volk's time has come and gone. Alexander Volkonowski is a
fantastic fighter. He's a fucking legend. He's a Hall of Famer, but he's 106 years old
and he's got no business being in the ring right now.
No, I agree. I agree.
I'm curious to see same Deneve by at that lightweight.
Yeah, that's going to be weird.
Fuck, yeah. Because what was he fighting before? He was at least in the 185s, right?
I thought he was 175, but he might have been 185.
Yeah, that'll be interesting.
Oh, it seems like the cards, the cards tonight are really not like super impressive.
Mother fuck, dude.
Yeah, I mean, not super impressive, but you get a few names.
Three dots. It's usually fixes itself like shortly, man.
Not lately, dude. It's been just the, like when it buffers like that, it usually just,
it's been freezing up on me.
I can feel you're getting AIDS as we speak.
That's why it's the backup laptop.
I need a laptop real bad.
As long as it doesn't do this shit during the fight, it's fine, but
this is frustrating.
I voted for this.
You should have just complied.
So while we wait for that, man,
what happened?
Good old meth streams in good.
Whoever decided to name
that stream meth streams.
That's pretty badass.
You know what I thought was funny today, man?
I looked over that list of drugs that you could buy at the Epstein parties.
Did you see that list?
No, what was that about?
Yeah. Yeah, it had like drug prices and shit on there, man.
It didn't have no meth on there.
I'm like, what kind of freaky people are having sex parties with no meth?
Jesus Christ, dude.
No meth. I'm like, what is wrong with you people?
Yeah, man. That's like going to a fine wine and dining experience and having no caviar.
Right. Exactly, dude.
Oh, fuck.
My thoughts exactly.
You think I had one of his parties, he would just have bowls of meth and Viagra just like laying around everywhere.
You know, the two.
I'll have two orders of meth, please.
Carry on.
OP04 says try buff streams.
Buff streams, huh?
That's an interesting one.
Is it a dot IO?
Hey, OP is it?
Yeah, let's see.
He says try buff streams.
Plus, it gives you option to watch on all available streams.
Whatever that.
Who's this fucking crackhead?
Okay.
All right.
This looks like a cyborg alien.
I do like your hat though.
South res again.
I'm ready for mother fucker civil war.
I just want to wake up from this nightmare.
I heard if you pinch your nipples.
Pull that up, Weezy.
Okay.
Thank you, OP.
Yeah, shout out to OP04.
OP04 always tunes in, man.
The OP.
He loves these.
The good OP.
UFC.
Yeah.
Look at that.
This was the stream.
So if anyone's watching and wants to.
Join in.
Into the FBI.
I'm just a passive bystander here.
Yeah.
I don't know what's on the screen.
You're the only former cop on screen.
Corey, you're just saying.
Oh man.
Don't let the glasses fool you.
I am not now, nor have I ever been a member.
Law enforcement community.
I just like.
I was undercover, bro.
I was there undercover.
I was an infiltrator.
Right.
It was so funny because sometimes there were times when.
I'd be at a crime scene or something and I'd have like bags of drugs.
And I did mad drugs before I became a cop, dude.
I had to lie on the lie detector and all that shit.
So I felt like an infiltrator very often in that career.
Hey.
Yeah, man.
It was easy.
I went to work today and I busted this guy with 12.
Set three pounds of weed and yeah.
Yeah.
Bad guy off street.
Hard day's work.
Hey, Steve, can you lower the volume?
Just a titch?
Oh yeah.
It's a wee bit too loud.
I feel like we're yelling over each other.
Ah, my goodness.
There you go.
That's a lot better.
Now we're back to an NPR experience.
Want to welcome everyone that's joining us here tonight.
Hope everyone is pinching their nipples and grabbing their sacks.
And if you're not, then you should be because
we've got Corey Hughes dot org over here dying
from the very start of the fucking stream.
Corey Hughes dot L. U. N. G.
Our bloody lungs.
Bloody lungs.
Shit right now.
It's so good.
And I got 20% off with a coupon.
There you go.
I gotta tell you, man, after spending the first like 25, 30 years of my life on the front lines
of the drug war, I feel a certain kind of way about like the government telling me me
and all of my friends have to go to prison for like five, the life for something that they're
now turning around and putting their own chemicals in and selling back to me at an overly inflated
rate.
I feel a little weird about that.
That's, you know, we're through the looking glass, my friend,
which is why I prefer the gray market.
That's right.
The gray market still around just harder to find.
Holy shit.
It's Luigi Mangione.
So I can't help but think that there's some way that we can make some money off this poly market
thing in a systematic manner that doesn't involve gambling.
It seems like it's, I don't know, man, they're made.
Why are they making gambling so appealing to everybody right now?
You would think that just like cynical predictions based in the political sphere would get
you up.
I read a little article online recently on X about this guy who was using bots to trade
bets on what Bitcoin would do in the next 15 minutes.
I guess those were always there and he just bet on the guaranteed thing like a thousand times,
you know, on the 99% thing he would bet on that and he would win that 1%
and he just did that over and over and over again to millions.
That seems pretty fucking, that seems like a pretty good scheme right there.
Yeah.
This guy looks like he's beat up already.
Yeah.
What's with these young guys with mustaches?
You can't tell but that's like cherry burst live resin in there.
Oh, let me take a look.
I just hard to tell because it's in the dark blue.
Can I see him?
Good.
See if we can get it.
Okay, I can see it.
Yeah.
Is it fairly dark?
Yeah.
Well, and it's also in a fucking black container.
Doesn't help.
Malleable for live resin.
You can actually handle it.
No, right.
All right.
Think I'm so what I'm going to do for anyone that's coming in.
Obviously, we can't show the fight.
But what we can show is the highlights after the end of a fight.
So anyone that's tuning in, I want to see the fire.
I'm getting ripped off now, bitch.
You'll get a piece.
But obviously for copyright reasons, we cannot be streaming the fight.
I think most people understand that, but that I'd give that caveat out as well.
This shit's only like eight bucks a month, man.
Motherfuckers out there can go buy the shit.
Man.
Do you know what the price of meth is these days?
Actually, I do not.
I'm curious though.
It's been a while.
I like how as soon as I said that fucking Steve takes a big ass hit rip.
Boy, you said my nose over here.
Jamie Malarkey, bro.
That sounds like Joe Biden's boxer name.
Yes.
If Joe Biden was a boxer, he'd be J.B. Malarkey.
That's a bunch of Malarkey.
Now we're watching J.B. Malarkey fight.
Are we sure that's not actually like a clone Joe Biden?
No, but we have X.
Hey, look, 22 minutes past the hour and the black guy shows up right on.
I also race.
He's right on calling people time.
That is exactly 22 minutes past the hour.
My guy, you're magic.
You're mad.
He is a fellow white man.
I mean, I was doing my thing.
You know what I'm saying?
Bro, I didn't fucking.
He was rubbing out.
He was rubbing out black clothes, buddy.
I know what 22 minutes past the hour is.
I knew it was fucking, don't fucking play with me.
That's some good shit.
Okay.
So we got we got Malarkey.
He ain't.
I mean, do this is who does.
Yeah, I don't know.
Hey, Cube, check out the private chat.
There's that link.
Malarkey's getting mounted.
Like he's Joe Biden on the golf course.
Oh, is that right?
Man said like he's Joe Biden.
We need to get a good Joe Biden.
Joe Biden's fucking stage name would be JB Malarkey.
Huh, is that right?
He's in the fucking green trunks.
Okay.
I thought Malarkey was a was an up and comer.
I didn't realize he's not right.
I thought he was.
They found him in a fucking nearby alley.
Hey, he's been on a bunch of cards.
So I thought he's gotten some wins.
I thought maybe he was moving up the ranks, but I guess not.
Mr. Malarkey.
If that is your real name.
Yeah.
The undercar was a little overwhelmed.
Underwhelming.
I will say that.
Salkield looks like the guy that drives those older four trucks,
especially when it snows and just those donuts and parking lots.
Dude, one of the prelims with the middleweight fight with Hakun and Finney.
Like that.
Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's not be racist, dude.
That's the niggas name.
Malcolm.
I thought it was Hakun.
No, like God damn.
No, no, no, not just Hakun.
Malcolm.
He's just the black guy was named Finney.
If you can believe that, he had the Irish fellow's name.
Yeah, that was a little awkward.
The friend named Josh Finney, and he was like six, three, two, seventy, five fucking just big,
bushy blonde beard.
Damn, boy, I looked away for a minute.
Malarkey didn't got finished.
Yeah.
Damn, Malarkey.
Oh, damn.
Damn.
Roll them up.
Man, when you're with the soles of your feet or pointing at the fucking overhead lights, that's a
bad moment.
How many people are going to get fucking choked out like this?
And this is like the third one.
Yeah, it's cranking that bitch.
He is.
Nope.
Tap.
There you go.
Malarkey one is $50 for the night.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Malarkey being getting knocked down.
They ain't even getting knocked down.
He got choked out of the day, so damn.
Well, no, he got cross-faced, dude.
He got.
They put him in the cross-faced crippler.
He was in the cross-face there.
He didn't get choked.
Oh, yeah.
That's a neck crank.
Woo.
I'd say that does not feel good.
All right.
When they're trying to sell us in this bottom right hand corner,
two shots in every canyon.
What we got right here?
That's an alcohol or something.
Liquor.
Energy drink liquor.
Is that what it is?
Is it?
Is it a good shot of espresso, shot of vodka?
Yeah.
Liquid speedball.
What was that one that they had that for a little bit,
but they had to take it off the shelves
because folks was damn bonging the shit and dying.
What was it?
Ooh.
Oh, damn.
They used to sell them in the stores.
It was it.
You ain't talking about no forloko.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, the forloko.
They changed the formula after a while.
Oh, did they?
Yeah.
That was my alcoholic girlfriend's drink of choice.
The forloko was.
We never really got down on that.
I missed that whole era.
That was like right when my oldest kid was an infant.
And yeah, I just I missed that like window of the craze.
Yeah, it was a good time.
I don't know the liquor industry.
They said they're struggling right now.
Yeah.
And I'm like, well, niggas is broke.
So I mean, yeah, you go.
You guys want to charge $27 for a freaking vodka cranberry?
Yeah.
Like I don't blame Gen Z for not going out to the bar and spending $150 on like three drinks
each, you know, you want to get a buzz?
Who could blame them?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I'm like, alcohol is no longer accessible.
Alcohol is the most accessible drug forever.
How they're like, fuck it, we doing whippets.
Fucking fucking snort Chinese research chemicals and fucking vape DMT.
Yeah.
For I mean, I don't know y'all's area, but for my area, I mean,
you growing up, the first thing that you did was usually, you know,
drink your beer, you know, just shot a liquor.
It wasn't even really the weed and stuff for my area.
It's always having somebody go buy you some beer or liquor.
Right.
That's a bunch of malarkey.
Bunch of malarkey.
What just happened?
Bunch of malarkey.
Who's playing?
Is that Wheezy playing at the background?
I'm sitting there.
I'm like, I'm hearing something, but there ain't nobody moving in my house.
Turn that up a little bit.
Wheezy.
It's a little soft.
That's a bunch of malarkey.
That's not me, man.
I don't know.
I think she is hearing things.
Am I?
Just kidding.
Well, everybody froze right after I started talking.
So, you know, I was like, oh, shit.
Because, you know, we're under, I'm under a foot of snow here.
Damn.
Yeah, I was like, damn.
I was like, damn, here goes the internet and the power, but it's all good.
I grilled out the night.
Here we go.
What?
Yeah.
That dude looks like he's on the transport trucks.
What's that?
Why are we getting some echo here?
Oh, it's because I'm playing it.
I'll get it off them.
Yeah, yeah, he's playing it.
Just a bunch of malarkey, bro.
Hold up.
Yeah.
Malarkey was one of those names that I thought I had seen win a whole bunch.
But now that I go and look, he's actually been getting knocked out.
So it's not bad.
Maybe that's back.
It's back in 21 where I was seeing him get some wins.
What is it?
All stuff was next.
So we got a, oh, that should be a good one.
Tight to evasah versus talus and to share.
I mean, to evasah was a craze right there for a little bit until.
Yeah.
Sarah gone, knocked them out.
And to be honest, he almost knocked out Sarah gone.
What saved Sarah was the damn cage when he hit him.
He banged against the cage and that woke Sarah back up.
There's no fucking heavyweight class, man.
It's really not.
Everybody's either ducking everybody or get busy getting arrested or fucking
just not up to like actual professional fight caliber.
Hey, they got a lot of, they got a lot of fat ones, though.
Yeah.
They've got plenty of fat people, son.
Sure.
That's something.
All of them got rotund bellies.
We got two guys who come in here with rotund bellies.
I mean, right, right.
We got butter bean and butter bean.
Yeah.
It's kind of funny how the two heavyweights that are,
and I'm not counting John Jones because he's,
he fights sporadically.
But the two heavyweights that are actually in shape,
of course, has ran through the division,
which has been Aspinol and Sarah gone.
Everybody else is just, I mean.
I mean, Aspinol is done after that.
Oh, yeah.
I poke.
He's not coming back.
Yeah.
He might really not come back.
He might as well get his belt up.
He said he's blind forever, man.
Yeah.
He's also just like these.
So how many years now that the heavyweight belt
has actually been like vacated with an interim champ?
Godly, like the last five years.
Right.
That's what I'm saying.
There's fucking nobody in that division.
I mean, it's been bad.
What are we doing, man?
Might as well be like,
hey, look for an exhibition,
we're going to let a couple of old fat guys
roll around before fucking hammer fist each other
until one of them strokes out.
We've got bets on that.
It's fucking lay odds.
We're going to bring back Randy Couture
and Gloward to share.
Yeah.
What are we going to do?
We're going to throw them in there.
Right.
Hell, yeah, dude.
Hell, yeah.
Get Chuck Liddell back out there.
You know what I've never understood.
So you're going to move from the first UFC?
Yeah, there you go.
I've never understood how these guys just sit there
and they'll be emotional and they'll retire from the UFC.
And in two weeks later, I see them in bare knuckle box
and I'm like, dog, I thought you were done.
I mean, like.
Hey, man, then bills ain't going to pay themselves.
Nigga dropped my retirement party
cost me more than I ever won from the UFC.
So now I got to get back out.
Why, a lot of them wrote demand.
We'll sign up to get knocked out by Jake Paul, man.
Like more money getting knocked out by Jake Paul
in a fake fight than they did their entire career doing UFC.
Yep.
Hey, well, you know, you know, there's the conspiracy
swirling around that Anthony Joshua
was supposed to knock out Jake Paul.
And then, of course, a few weeks later.
That's why he's fucking in a car crash.
What, in Africa?
Two weeks later?
Yeah.
Or a week later or something?
Yeah, it's like next week.
So he was supposed to throw a fight, but didn't throw a fight.
And then he got in a car crash.
Yeah.
And it's two best friends died in it.
Yeah.
Two of the fucking five people in the car died.
Where's the Masada?
Jake Paul.
Jake Paul is the tribe.
And Logan Paul is like the biggest
scammer on fucking planet Earth.
Oh, we're sure.
I've been following his Pokemon fucking scam
that he's been pulling for years.
So he sold the same card like three fucking times,
scammed everybody out of their fucking money.
And the shit ain't even a PSA 10.
It's a fucking fake.
So what a fucking piece of shit that guy is.
I mean, literally, that guy is a piece of dog shit.
No one should ever talk to that fuck ever again.
So let me let me ask you guys this.
I don't think we've ever talked about it.
Um, how many of his fights were thrown?
Were all of them thrown or were some a mix?
Jake Paul.
Yeah.
Jake Paul or any other fight in his entire life.
No, not not from the time he was seven years old.
Going all the way back to seven.
As soon as he hit like first, second grade, dude,
never fucking fair or legit fight.
Because I would just watch this guy.
I'm like, he's probably better than the average Joe,
but to get in there with a pro fuck.
No, dude, like the Tyrone Woodley fight.
I was such a telegraphed and scripted.
I want to I want to watch him mouth off
to Sean Strickland in a casino.
That's what I want.
I want to see that happen.
When Sean Strickland takes no mercy on his sparring partners,
what do you think he would do to fucking one of the Paul brothers?
Oh, do you ever see Strickland fuck up that veteran guy?
Yeah.
Like that.
I was like, God damn, dude, that was uncalled for.
And if he doesn't do someone like that,
you put up a sneak.
Oh, kid was hilarious though.
God, that was funny.
Oh, sneaky.
On the stream.
These streamers are back on the rise again.
I don't get why them as these motherfuckers are famous.
I just don't have any fucking clue.
The new the new guys, the was it the cloveicular.
Oh, 20 year old kid.
Yeah, he's famous.
Run over surgery.
Yeah, they talked.
Yeah, it gets like Ellen Page's baby sister.
I just read he's going to Israel to kiss the wall and apologize for Kanye.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, for the whole day through all of them under the bus immediately.
All trips to Israel should be one fucking way.
End of story.
The boy did passport and no ability to return.
Hey, man.
Folks just want to go to the Holy Land and feel that feel that spirit,
the spirits right there, man, in the Holy Land.
Look, you can go to two below Mississippi and visit Elvis Presley's birthplace
whenever you want to.
And you don't have to go to the Middle East.
It's right there.
Ain't they some wall you're supposed to go rub on?
Doesn't that get you closer to God?
The ancient Roman fortress glory hole.
Yeah, they're all out there.
The old Roman glory hole.
Yeah.
Corey, I mean, they're doing this for more than just kissing up.
This is a spiritual awakening he's going to have out there in Jerusalem.
You know what I'm saying?
Like I said, one way, bitch.
One way.
Man, you can't have a spiritual awakening no more.
Can't even go out there and receive the holy water right from the source.
I don't know what you're doing with two men,
but I went to the one where they told me that God is everywhere.
And so I don't need to make that particular journey.
I'm just saying, I mean, they said, hey, they say this is the spot.
OK, so that wall that they fucking kiss ain't even what they say it is.
No, it's a fucking Roman fort.
Yes, it's a Roman fort.
Yeah, that's why I call it the old Roman glory hole.
Well, I mean.
They're the fakest people that have ever fucking lived, dude.
He wants to believe it's real.
He wants to believe.
Let him have his faith.
It's like it's like if the juggalos with their fucking face paint
all of a sudden said that they were a race and a people
and they needed their homeland back.
The whole world would fucking laugh at them.
And like, that's exactly how I see these people.
It's no fucking they want to take back Atlanta.
I bet they would.
I bet they would claim like Atlanta is the Holy Land.
And like, we're taking it back.
You know what's funny, man?
When you analyze all that shit, I've been I've been on a quest.
I've read Book of Genesis, Exodus, all that bullshit, Deuteronomy,
Book of Joshua.
It's all made up fucking fairy tales, man.
You know, something wheezy.
You know who you should get on your show?
This fucking guy who I just watched like 15 hours of interviews with this guy.
He's my new favorite person on YouTube.
This guy named Amon Hillman.
You ever heard of him?
No.
He's a.
I'll check him out.
He's a PhD classicist in classics.
And that's the ancient Greek stuff.
And he talks about the real translations of the Greek texts
and how all the texts come from Greek.
And Hebrew is just an evolution of Greek and all.
Dude, he's fucking shit's amazing.
And he's really creepy.
And he got tattoos on his head.
And he talks like he's a real weirdo like this.
So yeah, he's cool.
It's like interviewing Stevo, but he's not a retard.
That's very close.
Actually, if you go back to the 23rd Scholar
and the tradition of Aristotle, you'll find.
That would be great, dude.
That would be great.
Kind of accent was that brah.
That's Stevo.
Have you not heard Stevo talk?
Yeah.
Pull up Stevo right now.
All right.
Hey, hey.
Tell me.
Tell me how off I am.
I give good.
I give good fucking.
You give good head.
All right.
I give good voice.
Give good voice.
Okay.
We got the phallus coming out.
Tony Vossa looks like he's in immaculate shape tonight.
Right?
Right.
He looks like he just got fucking given Joey Chastner
to run for his money.
Oh, man.
God, lady.
I mean, that was a good pull.
It was.
That was a good pull, dude.
We'll fucking hear it.
Well, look.
Hey, Northside said that we could use some Lux Maxon.
Maybe we need to get with Clovicular.
So he looks like California with the rest of the collection.
I don't know if I would like.
The ankle looks like a knee.
Shut the fuck up, Weezy.
That was Stevo.
My ankle looks like a knee.
So, man, California is looking to implement a driving tax,
the tax you on your fucking miles.
These people just need to be taken out, bro.
Where's the Hell's Angels when you fucking need them?
Well, it'd be like what I showed you with Virginia.
I mean, I don't know what they got going on there.
The Hell's Angels went on corporate.
Oh, yeah, they did, didn't they?
Mm-hmm.
They probably, what they call it when you open your company up
where people can buy a stock in it.
Public.
Going public, yeah.
Yeah, Hell's Angels went public, yeah.
Yeah.
There are.
Who gave Weezy a soundboard?
It's not like there aren't 1% or clubs, but at this point.
Yo, cut it out, Weezy.
At this point, finding a 1% or club that isn't 35% to 85% feds with bikes is pretty difficult.
Is it 35% to 85%?
That's a bad, it's bad.
Hey, I wonder if you're, are they still giving out applications for the Patriot Front?
Yeah.
So you can get on, you know what I'm saying?
Get your khakis and your blue quarters up.
Yeah, I'm trying to, I'm trying to do like that.
Was it the National Guard?
Was it two weekends a month or some shit like that?
No, that's all, that's all fake, bro.
That's all, that's all CIA comes by shit.
What do you mean?
Your reserves is spook shit.
Okay, so when you say you're in the reserves,
that just gives you the excuse you need to disappear twice a month to do whatever the
fuck you need to do under the cover of them in the reserves.
Duh.
Oh, I thought they were like going out there and like running in or running a few miles and
All these books got a reserve background for a reason.
Oh, okay.
Oh, shit.
They just swinging the the chief spook right now.
Tulsi Gabbard.
Bro, bro, this is that group with the fucking Satan guy.
Huh?
She was in that fucking, she had a fan, did you know what I mean?
It's a IOPS group that was run by fucking Aquino.
Aquino, yeah.
Yeah, who provided the DNA for both Eric and Kirk and JD Vance.
Oh my god.
They have the exact same forehead and fucking eye.
Once upon a time, I would have thought that was crazy.
Ooh, ooh.
Tashira's trying, man.
It's not like, I mean, Tashira's in way better shape.
And he's also five inches taller.
Yeah.
Plus he's a six, seven.
He's like no more than a foot taller, yeah.
Fucking half a nephilim out there.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
How tall is Tashira?
He does look like a six.
He's six, seven.
God damn.
Man, just grab the things, man.
Don't worry about it.
I was so bummed at, it wasn't bummed, but it was just,
it was like, god damn it, at Third Eye in Nashville
because there was one empty chair and it was the only chair
that was set higher than anybody else's.
And it was right next to me and it was the one
that Kurt Metzger sat in.
And he's like six, four, six, five about it.
And he's in a chair that was a solid like six inches
further up off the ground than everybody else.
So he just wound up looking like this fucking.
Gargantuan.
Yeah.
Because everybody else on stage is like me and Charlie
and fucking Tripoli and Scott Armstrong and like nobody's
like giant.
And then in comes Metzger who is a fucking ogre.
Dude, Tashira on the, at the mounted position.
God damn.
It looks like he's, he's not getting some side booty
what it looks like.
Man, we're up inside a booty.
This is heavyweight, right?
Yeah.
Oh, they're lightweight.
The featherweight's room.
There's a featherweight, bro.
I was watching some sumo with her man.
I told you see all that belly, man.
It's heavyweight.
Heavyweight's the only division where you just,
you just come in out of shape.
I think two giant tortoises fuck at the zoo ones
and it looked just like this.
We must have been hitting up the pig roast, bro.
Okay.
So the heavyweight guys ain't got to make weight.
They're just like, whatever.
Yeah.
Except they're gonna like, no fucking show up.
Maybe we'll pay one of you.
The only difference or exception to that rule
was Francis Nagano.
Yeah, technically the max is 265.
So yeah.
So which is crazy.
So the heavyweight division goes from 206 pounds
or 207 pounds all the way up to 265.
That's just heavyweight.
That's a big ass weight class.
Fucking huge, man.
Where everybody else is like 10, 15 pounds.
Too awesome to get fucking worked, man.
Yeah, he's everybody gonna get slept tonight.
No, he's holding on, man.
He's holding on for when they get back on the feet.
Next round.
Oh, that was a good buy.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Oh, oh, he took that knee.
Oh, where are my man going?
You're way ahead of us.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, shit.
That's why we provide a link.
So we're all on the way to be a team player.
They're a cute.
Yeah, man.
What the fuck?
Do we bustle the red-headed Polynesians?
That is wild.
You know, Steve, at this point, I think I've watched
every goddamn video on YouTube about Reno.
Yeah.
Everyone.
What's your, uh, what's your conclusion?
I don't know, man.
Is it a lemon or is it lemonade?
It's a flip of a coin.
Yeah.
That's fair.
I'm adventurous.
I'll fucking go anywhere.
I don't care.
I got nothing else going on.
I can do my going on anywhere.
So I give it a shot.
I have to get a flight pass
so I can go to Vegas on the weekends.
I was going to say, man, it's yeah, the 20 minute flight.
The greatest thing about the area,
honestly, is the area, the fucking weather, the climate,
like the location, the mountains, like it's amazing.
It doesn't get much better.
Like I'm at in Fort Collins is about as good as it gets,
except for that.
You're going to have an issue right here shortly.
You have to pay $45 every single time you fly extra.
What?
If you don't have the real ID or passport.
I'm in Colorado.
They had real ID before there was real ID, bro.
They were like, they were like so into the communism.
They had that shit from the jump.
Yeah.
So it's just something out.
But I'm getting ready to move my residency to Florida.
Yeah.
If you don't have it on paper only, $45 every time you fly,
because you know, they got to verify.
Bro, I told you the last time I went on a fucking plane
on the way to Florida, I wasn't even thinking.
I was just like in line with all the other cows and fucking,
they didn't ask me for my ID once, not fucking one time.
They scan my boarding pass and then that was it.
Oh, okay.
So much for fucking security.
They must have facial recognition me or something.
Yeah, they knew who you were.
They said, oh, I know.
I know that bloody history fuck.
He's on our anti-semite list.
All right, we got around to ask you to lift your stack
and fill us your ID list.
You're saying to Vasa is already looking winded.
He can't help it.
He got all that barely seconds in 20 seconds in to be
honest to Vasa looks like a kid out there.
The sheer is so damn tall.
Yeah, he looks like the fucking fat bully
that fucking has been picking on this kid
for like six years and all of a sudden,
Tishira came back to school after summer in a growth
spurt and freaking working for his Theo at the
Brickland fucking company.
And he's like, all right.
Yeah, sure.
That's how Tank Abbott used to look.
Tank Abbott used to be a fat guy like that.
Oh, huge leg kicks to Vasa.
But that was a nice straight left from Tishira.
An answer.
He did.
To Vasa did have a good run.
And I think his runs over there.
Oh, not sure what to Vasa thinks he's going to do right now.
Oh, they're him.
Did he get his dick sucked?
I put my belly on you.
I was looking serious liver shot.
And now Tishira has top control.
Yeah, boy.
To Vasa, boy.
He's sucking wind.
Some nice crisp elbows from Tishira.
Still two minutes to go in the round.
Yeah, that's crazy.
The first time I heard of Polly Market.
Is that a new gambling site?
Yeah.
The gambling shit just, I mean, it's just gone overboard.
I mean, I ain't going to lie to you about,
can't even go get you a damn burger nowhere.
It'd be gambling on that shit.
How does that shit get illegal?
I thought you had to go to like the bureaucracy to get all this shit.
Oh, someone got bought off, huh?
Yeah.
They'd be betting on whether they're going to miss your burger for McDonald's or not.
I mean, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, they were betting on when we were going to invade Venezuela.
I'm not kidding.
There was one up there last a couple of weeks ago that was,
well, Jesus returned before Grand Theft Auto 6.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I'll take 500 on that, please.
Yeah, dude.
And it's making a killing, man.
People actually do that shit.
Like what's it over under on like cube scratching his balls on the third round of the next fight?
Yeah, that's what it is.
Like that kind of stupid shit, though.
It puts me putting bets in.
I'm like, you see, when you can bet on everything,
it gets to a point where decisions will be made based on the betting odds.
100 percent.
It's already happening.
There's a whole bunch of different professional athletes and former athletes
that are all hemmed up in various different FBI related fucking gambling shit.
Yeah.
If it wasn't all totally rigged before,
everybody's definitely trying their best to individually rig it currently.
I saw Dana wait on YouTube and he was talking about he pulled a fight because the betting was.
Yeah, that was last week.
Was that last week that there was weird patterns going on in the bedding so they
canceled.
Man, it took two motherfuckers to pick up, too.
Here's what I'm saying.
Two of us earlier in that round,
he just sat there and looked at the guys.
He threw punches in his face.
I was like, he ain't going to try to move.
He just stared the guy down.
Man, in that picture, Lopez got that Hitler haircut going on.
And two, he's just like, who's not very aloha, bro.
And two, he needs a knockout.
Right.
He did.
He just kind of sat there like, oh, fuck, I'm getting hit.
Yeah, he ain't going to get it.
He hit those punches, though.
He ain't going to get it.
Third and final round in this heavyweight contest.
Man, to share a little like he gassed.
Yeah.
Like he wobbling.
Oh yeah, if two of us gets like a few solid leg kicks in, he'll buckle them.
But those big, loping fucking hooks aren't going to do it.
Dude, they're both just fucking big.
Yeah, I mean, it's damn, it's pathetic is what it is.
It's downright pathetic.
It's like, this is your 12th and 15th ranked heavyweight.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, these guys ain't close, man.
Like, why is this on the main card?
There were better fights on the undercard.
Did did you guys see where not only is the director of the movie Melania
like all over the new Epstein file drop, but like that movie itself that was premieres this weekend
is set to have like one of the worst openings in movie history.
Damn, two of us has actually landed a few.
Damn, that was a hard right.
Also, you're there.
Yeah, there you go.
You see what I'm putting right?
Ratner.
Yeah, what is it?
Paul Walker.
That dude in the white shirt is the director of the Melania movie.
Okay.
I thought it was a young drew.
Refuge is so overwhelming, man.
It's unbelievable.
Man, this is pathetic, man.
These niggas is just.
Yeah, I guess the pinnacle athletes.
I mean, look, I swear to God, I'll go by you.
Mongolia barbecue.
You just go down, dog.
All the Mongolia barbecue you can eat.
Dude, to share is done, man.
That's the two of us are still in it.
He just got to keep pushing to share is done, dude.
He's got no energy, man.
Break that shit up.
Make them throw punches.
This is dumb.
Just when you got to, you got to summon that shit up, bro.
You know what's crazy is that like, I see these fighters who
know they're going to lose a decision and yet they can't
summon anything up to try to go for a finish.
Right.
Like, I mean, at this point, it's too evasive
trying to summon it and go for a finish.
That's what I'm saying.
He's trying to share is done, dude.
Like mentally.
Yeah.
He's checked out.
He's fucking done.
His cardio is not.
Yeah, but even though he's been getting his ass kicked,
he just needs to fucking summon it one more, one more
notch, man, and he'll get this.
Got the summon, though.
Right.
All that belly, but that belly slow you down.
Dude, you're like a minute too late for that shit.
Right.
Just to share is like, he's not doing anything to share.
He's doing nothing to share.
He's just trying to survive until he wasn't thinking
didn't take advantage of it.
Yeah.
Like literally two of us could just came out and just
continuously thrown bombs and to share with a wilted.
Yep.
I've seen so many people do that in the third round and
like, all right, I got to get a knockout.
I'm just throwing everything at him.
I see this second wind.
I'm just having a picnic now.
That was a weird ass fight.
Hey, that's your heavyweight division.
Right there.
It's garbage.
And I'd say that, you know, not like just to talk shit, but
for the aforementioned four to five year vacant title,
this is, I know they were ranked 12 and 15, but this is
something that we've seen from like the five, six, seven,
eighth ranked fighters.
Right.
The entire division.
That's not an atypical heavyweight fight.
Shit.
We just seen Derrick Lewis last week in the first minute 20.
It's that three fucking rounds.
Yeah.
We just seen Derrick Lewis just sit down and say,
shit, I want to fight next week.
Yeah.
He just straight up said, man, I don't want to be here.
I'm kind of tired, boss.
I mean, he didn't get hit and while they looked at him
like, are you dead ass?
They had to bring out fucking Barca loungers for the
decisions.
These two dudes could sit down, get comfy,
don't raise an arm up with their fucking feet up.
Neither of you should be proud of what just happened.
You should both be embarrassed.
And to share that some type of damn was he got a bite
with all this jazz holding the cross.
Yeah.
Of course, they gave it to Tashira.
He cleanly won two rounds.
Yeah, it was, it was pretty obvious.
His longest fight was 35 seconds before this.
God damn.
What the heck?
He told me he told me to share as long as fight was 35.
That's what DC just said.
He's used to rolling motherfuckers.
And then yeah, he was done by the third round.
He didn't do shit in the third round.
Then you have like the Brazilian fucking Conor McGregor
as translator.
Oh, I don't know, man.
I just kind of got sleeping there in the door around.
Yes, because you dude, he was laying in some bombs
due to him.
I saw eight of them though.
Yeah, he did.
He's a big boy.
Damn, his chick.
If it's a chick, she's pretty.
Yeah, I think it's a chick.
Can't fucking six to about it.
In the Austin.
So Rogan, don't go out of the country at all.
Is that his stick?
I believe that's great.
I thought he went to Saudi Arabia or Dubai or whatever.
Oh, did he?
I thought he did.
And he may have.
I know he won't go to Canada.
He might not go to Australia for the same COVID reasons
that he won't go to Canada.
He's got to be on a list somewhere in Australia.
Roy of UC.
Jiragin.
Make sure you're in the map.
Get him in jail.
Oh, we got Max Halloween.
Thanks, Halloween.
I don't understand the BMA.
So we only got two fights left?
No, three, three, three.
We got this weird looking caveman Russian fuck named Rafael.
He's the Giz.
Fizi has more.
Yeah.
Versus.
Yeah, I'm originally a race.
He's Rufi versus Rafi.
Yeah.
Fiz Giz versus rough.
He's just versus the Rufi.
Calada.
They put you out.
Yeah.
Rufi's part of the fight nerds.
OK.
I still want to see.
Is that the cult?
That's somewhat.
Steve, you recognize that music?
Is that the cult?
Yeah, I think so.
Interesting.
Good to see those guys still making a little bit of money
now for all these years.
Right.
Oh, this is for the bad mother fucker belt.
Yeah.
Bad mother fucker belt.
Yeah, the BMF belt.
BMF?
That sounds like a WWE thing.
Which is just a lightweight belt.
Yeah.
I don't know how they ended up getting it.
I think it started with.
Mazvedal.
Yeah, Mazvedal, which he was welterweight.
Mm hmm.
And all of a sudden it got down to.
I don't know how it got down to lightweight.
Did he drop the lightweight?
I think supposedly the belt just goes to the bad motherfucker
of that year.
Is that right?
It's the bad motherfucker for that year.
Yeah.
Like whoever.
Like, oh, yeah.
He's putting some time.
It's because if you look at Charles Oliveira,
Max Holloway, those fuckers have been fighting forever, man.
Yeah.
They both look like geriatrics at this point in time.
And they don't even know what the co-main event is yet.
Max Holloway looks like he should be making his living
asking travelers riddles on bridges.
Damn nigga.
Don't.
I mean, he really does.
Yeah.
He's being a clone.
And Oliveira looks like.
First you must answer me.
Nice rigor.
How the hell is the guy from Turkey named Rafael?
He's juice.
Fizzy head, man.
For like two weeks, do we?
Oh, man.
It's terrible, man.
Randomly.
He's juice.
Fucking half a hop.
Fizzy head, man.
He's talking about some fizz jeans.
He's saying it's fizz jeans.
Fuck that shit.
Ain't that nigga's name?
You got this guy looking like a broke back.
Tony Robbins.
Roofies.
Tony Robbins, not Robinson.
Just Tony Robbins.
Oh, Tony Robbins.
The motivational speech or speech.
Oh, yeah.
That nigga.
Yeah, OK.
Yeah.
If you are part of the Brazilian.
You use you.
Fight now.
You must force did it.
Didn't give it.
The penis of Charles Oliveira.
Save on three times before you get on the man in your prone position.
You must be prone.
You sound like an Asian.
Sheshwan beef.
Fajor.
Oh, that sounds good, actually.
It doesn't sound terrible.
I might have to get a fucking some Grubhub delivery.
Damn, there it is.
Oh, man, we're speaking of homosexuals and right on cue.
We have.
Hey, Drew.
Oh, hell.
See how?
How's everybody doing?
See how Drew?
See how come on?
I'm doing that shit.
Drew, I sent you a message.
Is it you want to talk Monday morning?
Let's do Tuesday.
OK, Tuesday is good.
I got to interview Monday.
For that job at Taco Bell.
It's actually in and out.
It's a man.
It's a managerial position.
OK, so don't stop.
Man, it's just in manager.
I got to work my way up.
You know why it's going to be in and out, Drew?
Because I'm going to be doing this to your face.
It's going to be in and out because I'm going to be ramming you up the ass after I knock you out.
I mean, we weren't right today.
That's what we had to get.
Hey, Drew, the links in the private chat.
Did you see?
Did you see a last fight?
Yeah, it was the same.
No, we were just we were just jerking each other off.
We were.
What happened?
What are you?
OK, let me restate.
What did you think of last night?
You were a nigga, man.
We were just jerking each other.
It does not surprise me.
Max, who's going to win the Diego Lopez fight?
Man, if they were virtually jerking each other.
Uh, Lopez is going to win this fight.
Where is he?
If he's going to be fizzy, I think you're right.
Yeah, he won't.
He wants to get back in the wind column.
He lost his last one.
And I was talking too much during the way.
And did you see that?
Yeah, well, he's got a lot to say.
So, I mean, he's got a lot.
He's versus broke back Tony Robbins.
This Tony Robbins looks like the method edition of Tony Robbins.
Gonna make a fight, though, maybe.
What's the weight class?
Oh, 155.
Gaches.
Hey, I'm just glad I got power so I can look at this.
What are you talking about?
You got some, you had the storm there or something?
Yeah, yeah, we got a foot of snow today.
Hey, Corey, dude, it was in the 30's all week this week down here, bro.
Yo, I don't want to hear nothing.
I'll be getting snow until fucking May.
Okay, so.
Bitch, you're amazing from out here.
Yeah, but you in Colorado today, man.
I mean, y'all niggas like it cold out there.
Dutch boys.
It was like 67 and sunny here today.
I don't know what to tell you.
White people came from the mountains with lots of snow.
Oh, from the Caucasus.
And then where they came from the Caucasus.
Those are the Somalians.
Do you know that?
Right?
Yeah, apparently the Somalians love the snow.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, they are in Minneapolis, I think in Maine.
Is that why the Jews dropped them off there?
Because they like the snow so much?
Right.
They're like, this ought to fuck them up.
I know nobody's going to jail,
but you think fucking Omar will go to jail
for marrying her brother and all that shit?
No, no.
God damn it, can't somebody go to jail?
Persians and drop them off in Madison, Wisconsin.
She dropped a bunch of them off in Maine.
Omar just got attacked by foreign substance,
which was apple cider vinegar.
Yeah.
And she almost pushed you, Dave.
Muslims are allergic to apple cider vinegar or something,
or like...
Yeah.
It must have been kosher.
Maybe she thought she was grossing the flames.
Look, the number one way to know it was staged
is the fact that they just continued
to go on with your fucking damn speech.
Let's say, hold on a second.
If somebody just sprayed somebody with some substance,
that could kill everybody in the ring,
which I think we might want to quit a ring.
I mean, that's what I'm thinking.
So, he's from Uzbekistan, Dagestan, something like that.
His name is Raphael.
He's got cornrows.
And he looks like he might have a touch of the ginger vitis.
And his last name is fizz juice.
We can't forget that.
Man, he said dancing.
I think he got ginger vitis.
Come on.
A little bit.
There's a little copper.
There's some red in there, I can tell.
And then there's the addends.
I got nicked.
I'm a bit of a day walker.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Jingers have no soul, though.
Is this free?
Jingers have zero soul.
Yeah, the carrot top motherfucker is for sure.
So, they're just walking around in the shale,
is that what you're telling them?
They're golems, yeah.
Oh, okay.
My name is Raphael.
He's Jingers.
You ever seen him barefoot?
Jingers, true ones.
The carrot top ones.
The flaming orange hair don't feed a clay.
Totally freaking golems.
Man, they got feet of clay.
Oh, Corey, did you see they released Troll 2?
Did they really?
Yeah.
I like the first one.
Oh, Troll 2.
You know, the Troll legend was based on
the Jews.
You know, they would hide out under the bridge
and then come out with their big nose
and charge you to cross.
Exactly.
He was based entirely on Rabbi Shmueli.
Troll 2, Ashkenazi Pugilu.
Yes.
You know, Rufi got a high end reach advantage.
These years, there's a pretty good fighter, though.
So, I mean.
He's real good.
Rufi's gonna have, he's gonna have to be serious.
He ain't gonna be no bullshit.
Troll 2.
Look, I know you said the buffet was over at five,
but it's only 503 and there's nobody else here.
A little bit too long for a movie title, bud.
Yeah, yeah, that might be a little lengthy.
Only give you a certain amount of characters.
I thought I was seeing the movie.
Azerbaijan.
Okay.
It's kind of a shame that he's not fighting an Armenian.
That'd be Sarukian.
Nobody in the same weight class?
That would be Sarukian's an Armenian.
Yeah, yeah, Sarukian's weight class.
The one for the main seems like a dumb fight.
You talking about Sandinese?
Sandinese.
Against Hooker?
Man, why?
I wouldn't, I wouldn't have fought Hooker.
He's, he's, he's beyond Hooker.
Yeah.
No knock on Hooker.
I'm just saying, I mean, it's a ranked name.
So, I mean, you just take what you hear.
Ranked six in that division still for some reason.
That's what I mean.
It's like he's a Colby Covington in that division.
Sure.
That's apt.
What's crazy Colby Covington will be forever ranked in
welterweight and never fought.
Yeah.
I gotta give him Hamzah and just scan his career.
Just feed him the Hamzah.
Now Hamzah can't get back down to 170.
Yeah, he can barely get down to 185.
Right.
I mean, honestly, Rufi's gonna have a hard time here.
Yeah.
If he has a little bulldog or if he's gonna have,
he's gonna have to touch him.
He's gonna have to touch him.
There ain't no doubt about it.
Should have been a heavyweight fighter.
Those guys were fucking terrible.
Oh, that was awful.
That should have been a heavyweight.
We were talking about that.
That's the way the heavyweight fights look.
It's either knock out in the first minute
or it's three rounds or just flop.
You can't just go to some Eastern European
ghetto and grab a couple guys, throw in the ring.
Right.
Have some Polish heavy and just fucking throw them in there.
Somebody that's done nothing but eat broken glass
and snort meth and lift weights in prison for 15 years.
Throw people off the fucking roof of six-story buildings.
Right.
And then run down the stairs to catch them
just so you can snap their back over his knee.
It sounds good to me.
The only thing, Rufi needs to up his output.
He does.
Output is very low.
He's downloading.
He's downloading, Q.
And we can follow that bullshit.
Right.
Fight nerd.
Yeah.
Well, here's the thing, man.
Why are you downloading?
Nigga, I'm walking back to the locker room.
I'm done with the fight.
You're worried about all this shit?
Downloading.
And we ain't got no tape on them.
I'm gonna fuck about no tape.
Either I'm only knocked down or checked out,
or he is in the first round and we going home.
Ain't got time for no bullshit.
Y'all want to be out here all night fucking around.
I feel like I've got a lot of mutual respect.
How many other Azerbaijanis have been in the UFC?
Can't be that many.
Yeah.
That's your Banzani.
Yeah.
I don't think there's been that many.
It could be a good fight.
Who's next?
Oh, Sandinese and Hooker.
That's a co-main.
Rufi is starting to touch him up a little bit.
Yeah.
He's starting to touch him.
Fizzy is having a little bit of issues
with that height and reach advantage.
Trying to get inside.
He's been trying to use his kicks to get inside,
but now Rufi is sticking that jab on him.
Every time you kick, you can get jabbed.
That's straight left jab of Rufi's is starting to get dialed.
Big right.
Back to the jab.
That was a quick round.
We edge not two fucking bulbous whales sweating off of each other for five minutes.
Two of us are going to want that fight if you get an elbow in.
You know, the Rams seem to go faster
when the folks are doing something,
but for some reason when they go to the ground
and people just lay on each other, you're like, dude.
They need to speed this shit up.
You think the UFC got enough sponsors in the ring?
Santos.
Who's the other?
The dude from Azerbaijan.
They're like every single member of your family
has a Walther fucking pistol pointed at their head.
Damn.
That's a lot of pressure, isn't it?
You can either come home to them
or you can come home to an empty house.
What are you doing?
He's leaving with the kicks.
Fizzy of the gamer.
Oh, yeah.
He's always a tough out.
There's a lot of folks saying Fizzy of one round round one.
I don't think so.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't think so.
My money says no.
Red truth.
I didn't bet on any of this stuff tonight.
Oh, they use the bed on the jury.
Yeah.
He bets on all of us.
That's how he's like, I didn't love anything tonight.
Where are you better?
I like I like Lopez, but I don't know.
Yeah, I was saying when we started,
if Lopez doesn't fucking dog walk Vogue tonight,
he just, he ain't shit.
Drew, where you bet at?
Draft Kings.
Now, I've got 10 billion I.T. coin on Lopez or whatever.
It was an I.T.V.
I am six bucks on the fight.
The what do you use it?
Just the user just a bit outcome,
like whoever wins or do you switch it up?
I usually do outcome.
Okay.
Some parlays.
Whoa.
How about you?
Oh, I don't bet shit.
Mainly because I just don't take the time to download that.
You do it on your desktop.
Yeah, I know.
I probably could have won some money with it, but I fucking.
It's stressful.
I'm sitting down like,
do I really want that hanging over my head?
That's what makes it fun.
Yeah.
I don't bet anything with MMA though.
I don't bet any sports ball.
Okay.
I know some some boys that work.
They do a lot of doing their baseball parlays.
I'm like, dude, baseball is the most random fucking sport
around.
Then you got to watch a baseball game.
Which is great if you're actually there.
It's not bad if you're there.
You're right.
Not as great if you're on the couch.
Gray would have taken nap for like three.
Here we go.
We got that something coming up guys.
That's my action.
Oh, he's in trouble.
Yep.
Flurry of shots from Rufi.
Fizyev is serious trouble.
Oh no, Fizyev is in real trouble.
This is trying to get back to his feet.
Just getting fucking stomped out.
He's done.
And fight call with 30 seconds remaining.
Well, when Rufi hit him with that right hand,
but I mean, Fizyev, he got fucking teleported
to a different dimension.
He was running around the ring like, what the hell just happened?
That was good for Rufi.
That was a good fight.
Rufi's got, he's got the talent.
There ain't no doubt about that.
And he's, and he's tall for that division, too.
Tall and long.
Oh, that was that right.
That second right was brutal.
When he turns around right here.
Boom.
See ya.
That's what I do to you right there, Weezy.
Damn.
If you're spinning around trying to get out of there,
just boom.
I'd be right there cowering in fear.
Yeah, I'd be right here.
Where's Rogan?
It's in Australia.
He ain't welcome in Australia, but...
The furthest Joe wants to travel from Austin is Vegas.
In less like Donald Trump is personally inviting him
to the White House or Mar-a-Lago for a little bit of, you know,
ballroom dancing and furry costumes or, you know, whatever they do there.
Man, it sounds like some action right there, bro.
You saw that, right, Cube?
Yeah, it was crazy.
I don't know if I was saying that.
It was like
right after New Year's, just a couple of weeks ago,
Mar-a-Lago was in, like, Victorian ballroom attire with, like, furry masks on,
dancing around at Mar-a-Lago.
Yeah, it was end of empire shit, French Revolution shit.
It's like, didn't one of those kill your buddy Charlie?
Like, what the fuck?
Dude, I thought you guys were...
Anti that.
It's odd.
Bo Fizzy, he's devastated, but you see it on his face.
He's like, man, I can't beat nobody in this vision.
Right.
That's what, that's what, that's what his face says.
We're fucking nothing.
Man, that's what Fizzy's face says.
Matter of fact, let me look at it.
So I'm pretty sure he's on a losing streak.
Well, they just shot every member of his family.
That's why his mom, she knows he's fucking going home to a really messy house.
Yeah, let's see.
So Fizzy F has lost four of his last five.
Yeah, he's three.
Right.
Go back to Azerbaijan.
Goodbye, John.
Now, I mean, he had one six in a row from 19 to 2022 then.
It ain't worked out for him.
Now I remember seeing him fight a couple of times a few years back.
He was, you know, decent.
He got some certain level.
That was it.
Hit the ceiling.
Yeah, he lost his first fight in 2019 in the UFC then he ratted off six in a row.
Now he's lost four or five.
Well, she's like, God, he fought Justin Gaichi twice.
He lost him twice.
He probably need to find somebody else.
Besides Gaichi, Rufi, Gamrod, Sleptim.
They got the fucking B Team Jimmy Neutron translator.
Oh, damn.
They damn sure do.
Look at where they find this cat at.
They went into a fucking rockabilly show in Sao Paulo.
Yeah, look at his years though.
He was playing in the upright base on a step stool and they're like, you'll be perfect.
Yeah, the question is, where is the guy who's supposed to look like Quentin Tarantino?
Allegedly, the fuck.
They're crazy as fuck.
Jesus.
That was straight up Tarantino, bro.
Even Drew Greene.
He's the movie buff.
Please just, you see what I'm saying?
Drew was placating you because you were drunken out of pocket, Weezy.
That's all it was.
It's my fight.
He looks just like Quentin Tarantino.
Just like him.
They go, okay, Weezy, you're right.
You're right, he does.
Calm down.
He does.
He is exactly like him, buddy.
You're right.
He said, what's that?
Go side by side.
That's what it is.
I'm fucking telling you, Cube.
He looks just like him.
Oh, no, this motherfucker looks like a pint-sized Conor McGregor.
He's jacked actually.
He's more jacked than you realize.
Look at his ears.
He's got the cauliflower ears.
He's someone to translate.
You are fucking, what's his name?
Rufi.
You got to stuff a little white boyfriend.
Look at that.
He's fucking shredded.
You're all gay.
My name is Huffy.
Nice to meet you.
Brokeback Mountains.
Brad, do they still make you get a fucking vaccine to go to Australia?
They probably did.
Fucking unreal, man.
Fucking unreal.
Yeah.
And Australia started that whole digital ID thing
before the Internet and kicked everybody 16 and under off of the Internet.
So when the fuck did the Jews get hold of Australia?
1975, when the CIA fucking marked their prime minister and installed one they wanted.
Oh, okay.
God damn, we don't need no chat, GBT.
We got fucking steep like golden.
So I went to a Jewish heritage festival last Sunday and you had interviewed a bunch.
It was, it was Shabbat.
Lubovic.
Where's the white heritage festival at?
I want to go to that.
I interviewed a bunch of, I interviewed a bunch of those guys.
Ask them if they were the chosen ones.
I'm going to, it's on my audio podcast, but the video is going to be out tomorrow.
I was, I was nice.
They all had real canned answers, you know, well, we're all really important and
everybody's got their role and they're actually really nice.
They're not, you know, involved in Jewish supremacy, subversion.
And, you know what I mean?
They actually do believe in religion and
like baked into their DNA, I think.
And they, because they were like repeating canned propaganda, Masaad,
like Israel is the most moral army and we're just this tiny little country.
All we want to do is be left alone and live in peace and the yadda yadda yaddas.
They really believed it.
They really believe it too.
It's really where the vampire, this is where the vampire legend came from
because they can't see their own fucking reflection.
Hmm.
I mean, hmm.
God damn.
They operate in a shadow of darkness.
They suck your blood.
Can't see their own reflection.
They were, where's a, you know, it hates the cross,
right?
Where is this fucking Jewish star around his neck?
Dresses like a banker.
I don't know.
I just, uh, trying to try to pepper a couple in there.
Hold up, man.
Hold up, hold up.
I don't think there was any vampire story like that.
I really am.
I don't, I don't know.
Damn.
Who gave Weezy the soundboard?
That's what we're trying to figure out.
Give me your booze, Weezy.
I've seen what you cheer.
I'm not afraid of you.
Yep, Duke, Duke for that gold, Corey.
You and your Jewish nose.
Hey, fuck off.
I'm telling you.
Any chance Hooker wins this cube?
What did Dan Hooper wins it?
Dan Hooker is a gamer.
I mean, I guess the question would be like,
what kind of shape is Son Denean
after dropping all that weight
to get into this fucking fight?
I feel like he's one of those guys that lost and then fixed it.
You talking about when Poirier knocked him out?
Yeah, I think he fixed it.
He's been, he's been way better.
I hate watching the French win anything.
He's gone printable.
Good point, Steve.
I mean, when did Saint Denean become the God of War?
I just think that that was his nickname.
What are they going to be fighting at
since he's a lightweight now?
Did Saint Denean move down?
Yeah, he moved down significantly.
He's a lightweight, bro.
Now, I mean, now it is his first fight as a lightweight.
Who did he fight last time?
He beat somebody.
Somebody good.
Oh, he beat, uh, he choked out Rufy last time he fought.
Yeah, he beat Rufy.
Oh, yeah.
Is Rufy 155?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay.
But yeah, he was middle way prior.
That's a lot of weight, man.
It is.
You should have a limit of how much weight you're allowed to lose.
That's what I think.
Some of these guys, uh, do crazy weight cuts.
Correa, the Chama, man.
He, DS says he's cheating.
He's losing so much weight is what he says.
Godly.
Hell, Patty Pimla does crazy fucking weight cut.
Denean jumps up to like 200 pounds.
Yeah.
That's a lot of weight, man.
He cuts it every time because if you've seen him in about three weeks,
that nigga be fat as fuck.
He looks good.
He doesn't do that as much anymore, actually.
He's just gotten married and stuff.
He doesn't go get off that like he used to.
What was that meme?
Like someone put Patty Pimla.
He was talking about how he was a scouser.
I'm a scouser.
I don't step out.
And so like, oh man, he's a legend.
He said he was a sorcerer.
He's a fucking wizard.
I didn't say he was a wizard.
No, I didn't say you were a magician.
I said you were a musician.
Oh, it was a Cody.
Cody Rembrandt or whatever.
Yeah.
Galbraith or whatever.
Whatever the fuck it was.
I said sanitation, man, not sanitarium sanitation.
Have you seen the mashup of Candace Owens mispronouncing words?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's funny.
McCobb, McCaber, McCaber.
I'm just like I wanted to headbutter.
McCaber, she said.
Macabre, Macabre, Macabre.
Yeah, Mac, Macabre, Macabre or something like that.
It was like it was really bad.
And then instead of architecture, she was going architecture.
Look at the incredible architecture.
Relevations.
She said renovations.
Relevations.
Multiple times with the renovations.
Did she say horse to horse for a nurse?
You know she does.
Hey, as long as she's pretty close to her ability,
he fucking smacked out right out of her.
Dude, I used to call hors d'oeuvres, horse de voix.
I know cube did too.
Horse divorce.
The red lobster.
What do you guys got for horse divorce?
Yeah, some order.
Do I look like I go around and ask for some hors d'oeuvres?
Yeah, lady.
It's horse de voix.
Man, my diet is basic as fuck.
Y'all bring a side of queso.
Yeah, my diet is basic and all Americans give a fuck about any other shit.
I just eat some of my slobber joes.
I eat some of my slobber joes and tater tots.
Damn slobber joes and tater tots.
Fuckin' tacos, Weezy.
How many days?
None.
You don't eat tacos?
I eat to find some caviar's.
Oh, here we go.
You're in Miami, right?
You're in Miami?
No, I'm in Sarasota.
Mohamed Atta's old stomping grounds.
They feel like one Jewish guy named Klopkin is there.
If Weezy was in Miami, he'd be a damn multi-millionaire.
Did you see that freaking Epstein, one of the emails?
He's like, we made a fortune off your shipping.
Let the goyem live in the real world.
You just know how to make the money.
Did you see that email?
I saw it.
Let the goyem live in the real world.
Man, I thought they were going to be done with Epstein.
I'm just like...
They're like, well, it's a hoax.
And to prove it's a hoax, here's three million documents.
But we had to redact the child sexual abuse material
and the murder and the torture from the hoax.
Democratic hoax.
They redacted that one name from that dude
that was talking about torture and shit.
Which one's that?
Like, I don't think we've ever had such blatant evidence
our government was corrupt ever in the history of the world.
No.
It's a Democratic hoax.
They called out Peter Atea today.
Did you see, you know what Peter Atea is?
Peter Atea?
Yeah.
Like that elf longevity doctor?
He's all over it.
His emails look very...
He was all wrapped up in all that weird longevity shit.
That's right.
And they never fucking raided Zoro Ranch.
They never searched it.
That's where there was allegedly all these weird,
like, birthing facilities and fucking labs and stuff.
And yeah.
I don't know what the fuck's wrong with these people.
Who the fuck wants to live to be a hundred, dude?
I'm like 15 and I'm checking my watch every 10 minutes
as this thing up there.
I know.
How many fucking chicken sandwiches can you eat?
You're done with this shit.
You know what I mean?
They were never win-pan-bottom.
They said they had a truckload of the Epstein files.
It's on its way down.
On my desk.
Man, just like it never became a big deal, dude.
Like, just a straight up fucking line.
That's hilarious.
I just don't get it, man.
Just come.
It's better to come out and say,
hey, man, we ain't giving y'all shit.
So shut the fuck up.
Man, everybody just gone by the business.
Dude, look at Saint Denis.
He looks like a little fellow, man.
He went from bulked up to 155.
It's weird watching him with that little.
155 is small, man.
Yeah.
That's really little.
To be six foot, 155.
That is small, man.
Yeah, that's skinny.
That's yeah.
You got to be your fucking just bone and muscle at that point.
Yeah, that's right.
My name is Abin.
Why Saint Denis?
Abin was like what?
5'10, 5'11.
So I'm like, I mean, I know he's probably realistically 5'8.
Hooker's always been skinny, though.
This is not a big deal for him.
Yeah, probably a hooker six foot.
Yeah.
So they're tall for this division.
A hooker could go up 10 pounds and be fine.
Yeah.
He walks around like that, though.
He's got a channel.
Ever seen his YouTube channel?
Yeah.
He puts on these like fights
that like the local guys are going fight for like around.
And it's Jim.
A couple of scoops right there.
Hell yeah.
Six.
That's a six.
Looked a little too.
Oh, it's called six drew six.
Benoit.
These guys are not 155.
Well, they're not 155 right now with this.
No, I know.
I know.
But I know.
I know.
But I don't weigh it, baby.
How much weight you think they put on after weigh-ins?
At least 10 pounds possible.
10 to 15.
I thought a hooker was going to choke him out already.
Back on the feet.
Yeah, he had it.
I mean, it's the same potential danger with fucking Benoit, though.
Mm-hmm.
They're getting after it right away, man.
They ain't fucking around.
He's going to about take them down here.
Oh, got out.
That was a nice kick to the body by hooker.
Oh, yeah.
Hooker has got some nice for the front kicks.
He's got a couple in.
Yeah.
And a fox hole.
I want hooker.
Sure.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, yeah.
Nobody wants the French in a fox hole, Drew.
What's that?
Nobody wants the French in a fox hole.
You're like, I need ammo.
And they're like, I want your booty.
Did you say booty?
Oh, it is funny.
Ammo means cornhole in France.
My guest, be my guest.
Put other manners to the test.
Oh, he's hooking his butthole.
The knee is hooking.
Going for the old taint lock.
That's a classic lock right there.
The old taint grabbler.
That's the that's the lock of legends.
I will say the leg tattoos that hooker has are pretty,
pretty exquisite.
Y'all say there's been more output in the first two and a half minutes of this
fight than we've seen so far.
All right.
Fighting for position in the center of the ring.
Who gets the credit for that?
I don't think anybody.
There's no takedown.
There's nothing.
Yeah.
I didn't think so.
50th season of Survivor.
Am I seeing that right?
Oh, we got him.
That shit is crazy.
Not him.
Oh, 50 seasons.
I guess if they've done two a year or so for 20,
will they come out with that in like 99, 2000?
Yeah, it's about around that time.
I don't know if people even watch that shit anymore.
I had no idea it was still on.
Is anybody under 80 still watching it?
I doubt it.
It's got to be nursing homes and airports.
It's right after the Don Lemon Night News hour and CNN.
You watched Survivor.
Like and subscribe.
What's on his back?
Is that Jesus?
It looks like an intricate design.
It looks like fat Jesus.
Hooker did a good job getting out of there.
Big, big knee.
Oh, how about?
I'm Benoit.
So you can hold and hit him.
You're back.
You have none of that.
Yeah.
You have dirty boxing.
Dirty boxing is allowed.
Oh, I mean, for everything Hooker's landed,
Benoit is the answer.
With significantly more force.
You got to give the round so far.
Second take out of the night from Benoit.
Yeah.
Well, Ben, Ben was the heavier hitter.
Go for sure.
Who's got a little bit more weight?
15 seconds for this round.
I give the round to Benoit.
Or Benoit.
Oh, Benoit.
Benoit.
St. Dennis.
Good job.
St. Dennis.
Hello, Fibonite.
Damn.
He won't butcher the man's name.
He got opened up a bit, too.
We're in America broadcasting, brother.
Who's selling the monster?
Is that Paramount?
Yeah.
Really?
I think.
I don't know.
That's a bit of a moniker.
A moniker.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's got to be Paramount.
That is a ghetto.
We've got to subsidize our fights.
Everybody's bitching about them.
Gonna take a few fights for them to get their kinks worked out.
Is there something different?
I mean,
Ooh, nice.
Been about the same that I usually say.
Benoit.
I don't know why.
Benoit is like five, six years younger, too, right?
Yes, I don't understand.
Benoit is five years younger.
Okay.
And what's only 30?
Yeah.
He's going to look like he's 50 when he's 35.
Like Charles Bronson.
Dude, he's going to have fucking one eye.
Salt and pepper, beard.
He's got that squishy face.
Oh, I just did that last round.
We can't roll with him, Dan.
You fucking kind of prove that already.
That was a huge knee.
Yeah, it was.
From Benoit.
Uh-oh.
All right.
Benoit is in good shape, huh?
Yeah, he is.
Oh, that's that's not great.
He's got big problems.
You're doing a arms trap right there.
Yep.
Oh, man.
What was the fix?
Nutsack, right, right up underneath your chin
while I'm bowing you in the face.
Oh, he's got the, uh-oh.
Oh, he's got the arm.
He's smelling his armpit.
Oh, nice and lush.
Oh, he's going to get the old, uh, oh, this is trouble.
Three and a half minutes he's got.
Yeah.
Oh.
Thank you.
And I'm a couple of shoulders run shoulders.
Just checking your chin.
I've got to be super demoralizing.
Is this, this is to pour his division.
Yeah.
Before you vacated.
To what?
Me and Drew right here.
Drew's on the bottom.
He's gone.
He left him in May.
No.
He said he was being extorted
and his family was being threatened.
And he's played, gave up the belt and he's gone.
He's going to tap out.
Now he's going to pass out.
He's going to put, yeah, he's going to sleep.
He's got, he's turned.
Yikes.
Two and a half minutes of this shit.
Oh, look at his face.
He's struggling.
That's excruciating pain, bro.
Man, Hooker is in a bad spot, man.
Let's say people in a bad, I mean, he's in a horrendous spot.
You don't have to go out, any of you.
He's all right.
He's got to move up.
Oh, now he's got, oh, no.
Oh, nasty.
That's it.
Now he's fucked.
Oh, yeah.
It looks like he gave it up.
Shit.
Yeah, it's not in there.
Ben was an animal, man.
Just slicing them open.
We're still a minute and a half of this.
I mean, when they on the ground, dude, it just seems like it
lasts forever.
Yeah.
Imagine being the guy in the bottom.
You know that, Drew.
Damn, there it is.
Here comes some 12 to sixes on my face by Weezy.
Dropping them fifth war bees on them.
Oh, man.
Dude, that is fucking nasty.
He let him have it.
Got to give it to Hooker, man.
Dude, Hooker is a jamper staying in there, but he is tough.
Oh, man.
I said, Sam.
Some elbows are fucking.
Those are hitting yikes, man.
They might stop the fight here.
And they ain't gonna have no choice but to stop it.
I mean, Herb Dean wants more blood.
Come on, man.
Done.
It's over.
Herb's just over.
It's over.
Okay, okay.
Herb, he's like, I remember when this motherfucker
was talking shit.
Dude, Benoit.
And why I told you, man, he's coming back with a vengeance.
Yeah.
I said I didn't want a Frenchman to win.
I didn't say I didn't think he could.
I told you, Steve.
You were right, Drew.
You were right.
And I was wrong.
I feel so much better now.
No.
It feels like Dan Hooker was damn dominant,
but somehow the knee got some busted up eyelids.
I'm like.
Boom.
Oh, good.
God.
Right on the nose bridge.
Right.
He's just got to sit there and watch that fucking elbow
come down on him.
Fucking arm pinned out of the way.
Well, Hooker messed up.
He was trying to take the knee down.
He could have called it way before he did.
He was still kind of fighting back.
So at the point when he was elbowing him
and he had both his arms pinned,
like there was nothing he could fucking do.
And he hit him like five times.
I mean, that for me was good enough
to call it right there because he couldn't
intelligently defend himself.
He was intelligent.
He moved.
Right.
This fucking clown.
That was brutal.
Hey, you know, I used him on Kevin Hart.
Yeah.
Man, he's not even funny.
Like, no, no, he's not.
He's not funny.
Well, would you be funny after did he stuck it in you?
Depends on how you define funny.
Yeah, that's true.
All right.
Next up, we have Volkonowski and Lopes.
Yep.
Landman's getting a lot of play.
I saw a couple of episodes.
It was all right.
Was it my man?
Was it count count easy?
I mean, that's the thing that landman season two
is just who can outsep the other other person?
That's it.
Who can out what?
Outstamp.
Oh.
Yeah, it was like the dad of the grandfather,
the father or the son who's going to be the biggest
step of the series here.
Here we see, bring this up.
This is the proper response to the Kevin Hart
DraftKings commercial.
I don't know what it is about that Kevin Hart
DraftKings commercial.
I know he's how much money is enough, Kevin.
You're a billionaire and you're pushing
gambling onto your fans.
Listen, in the 90s, commercials were for celebrities
that couldn't work or were in trouble.
And everyone was like, absolutely.
Bring that back.
I would be absolutely okay with it if there was
a title card that was like, Kevin Hart owes the
IRS $250 million.
And we'd be like, oh, then sign up with that code
or make a real DraftKings commercial.
Not Kevin Hart in a mansion with LeBron.
Have a guy coming home being like, it's gone.
It's gone.
The house.
The savings.
The charges were a lock.
And that's when Kevin Hart pops out like, man,
where's your whole family?
Try not to know.
That was the worst Kevin Hart accent, though.
Man, just think of how many people like a wife came home
and the husband's like, yeah, you know, we ain't got shit.
Terrible.
It's happened to a bunch of people, man.
Or maybe the wife comes home and the husband
doesn't ever come home because, you know,
they gambled with the mafia and so they had
to pick them up and kill them.
The wife comes home and was like, I met a
Vietnamese lady when I was getting my nails done
and the next thing you knew, I lost $80,000 playing poker.
Yeah, yeah.
It's just out of the blue.
It's like, man, it's been people.
Yeah.
Whenever you think your life's bad,
yeah, whenever you think your life's bad,
you just know that there's people out there
that's taking real ales, real big ales.
You challenged.
Like they still have to continue living.
This is crazy.
Yeah.
What's crazy is when you take the ale
and have to continue living.
That's that's that's the bad part.
Okay.
Because I got two streams going on at one time.
When they bring up this Jose Cuervo commercial,
it's going to be like Justin Gaichi and Mike Chiesa.
Did y'all run out of fucking money?
Like it's bad.
Are they going to show it on y'alls?
I hope they do.
Oh, yeah.
Here it is.
These niggas look like they're about to kiss.
What the?
What was that?
Whoa.
What's going on here?
Niggas got their dogs up on the table.
Why?
These are retired niggas right here.
Whitaker, Leidman.
No shoes on.
Just the socks on the table.
It's gross.
What are you doing?
I'm like, we started drinking during the prelims.
Fucking buddy looks like he's in a fucking coma in the bottom left corner.
Yeah.
Just sitting there like, whoa, dude, the edible is kicked in.
You know, Whiteman's career, his whole career,
is predicated on him beating Anderson Silva.
Like he's really done nothing else.
Yep.
You beat him, though.
He did beat him.
He beat him after Silva broke his leg on his.
On him, man.
I don't know if that's, I don't know if that was a legit win.
Kind of a freak win.
What was it?
And Whiteman had an ass to you like break.
Yeah.
Ass to you like break.
That was a couple of years ago when I think he was fighting.
I can't remember.
I can't remember who it was.
But yeah, he went and kicked in that shit.
Yeah.
I just snapped the deal.
Lopez has the goofiest fucking face of all the fighters.
But I love Lopez.
It's one of my favorite fighters.
He looks like an Alabama state trooper.
He's Mexico's version of that.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, he does.
He's like, he's Brazilian, but he's like a Mexican redneck.
Yeah.
He's weird.
Like it's like, okay, we got this white dude from,
you know, some southern state.
And it's like, I don't know.
He's definitely like a Mexican.
It's like, no, that's fucking cousin Ricky.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Me llamo Ricardo.
He works down the fucking chicken plant.
He's a floor manager.
Floor manager at Purdue.
Hey, every ad is gambling and alcohol, gambling and alcohol.
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
Well, alcohol, they probably, they probably need to stop
advertising because that's just losing money.
It's getting killed.
Yikes.
I saw that, Steve.
Yikes.
My dear little pears.
They just got that sleeper bill.
Like you look at me like this goofy fuck can't whoop
nobody's ass.
And I hate that shit.
Like when you go in a gym and you start, okay,
you start looking at people, some people you don't know.
It's like, all right, he's not good at basketball.
Look how goofy he is.
And he goes out there and he cooked your ass.
You're like, what the fuck, man?
He's wiry.
God was going to watch out for the wiry guys.
It's going to take four years for them to get to the octagon.
I come here to whoop some ass.
That's a great shot.
That's not easy to do.
Just bite that pillow, Drew.
Yeah, what's with the hairdo, man?
I don't understand that shit.
Who's harder to tie a silver or Tracy Cortez?
Who do you prefer?
Natalia Natalia.
Thank you.
You're right.
But Tracy Cortez is hot, man.
Holy mackerel.
She is.
Mary Natalia, though.
Natalia's marriage material.
Yeah, Natalia.
She got she got that.
She got a tight baby.
She's so cute.
No, Malcolm.
Else is going to hit Tracy Cortez.
Was she dating Alice Pereira?
Was that right?
Well, she was dating.
Ortega.
Oh, it was Ortega.
OK, OK.
Yeah.
I don't know.
That's a little rough, but y'all go out on the same car.
Both y'all get your ass kicked.
Oh, so this is part two, huh?
Yeah, both won the first one.
Oh, really?
Volk won the first one pretty fucking handily, too.
He did.
Yeah, he did.
Like Lopez got some shots in, but it was
but Volk dominated that entire fight.
That's right.
Yeah.
And this is after Volk getting slept twice.
Yep.
I think Lopez is going to walk on him.
I can't say walk on him.
I really feel like Lopez should be able to go out
and fucking walk away with a win.
Right, it's you.
And then I'm going to feel like he's been way overrated if he can't.
I know I've said that like twice already, but I'm high.
He has that weird neck tick.
If you're seeing that, he does that weird thing with his neck.
Yeah.
No, I mean, I like him.
I do.
It looks like we should be playing beer can baseball at my girl's fucking cousin's house together.
You know, it seems like we'd get along, but, you know,
I did just find out that one of my girl's uncles got deported.
Had the.
I am.
It was his fault for not getting the paperwork.
He should have got fucking 20 years ago.
Damn.
And they're going to be fighting in Volkonowski's backyard too.
Backyard.
Home crowd advantage, you would think.
I'll box my first kangaroo right up the road for me.
Fosters Australia for me.
Over there is where I killed me first dango.
Oh, what the fuck is wrong with the jam, Steve?
What?
He's coming out to Lechona.
That is gangsta, bro.
That's game over in Australia.
What is it?
Hell, yeah, school mix can be bad from like the 90s and he's using it in Australia.
It's like every, every freaking Mexican fucking party, every fucking, every
company, you're fucking it's La Jolla.
I knew you would know, Steve.
That's why I was like, holy shit.
And you know, in that interview, in that pre-fight interview, he was speaking Spanish.
I was like, why is he speaking Spanish?
I thought he was Brazilian.
He's in Mexico now.
He's rejected the Portuguese.
He's, yeah.
Yeah, seems like he's coming out to Lechona speaking Spanish.
Right.
That's fantastic.
That is.
Coming out to Lechona in Australia.
That's hilarious.
I'm all for it.
Look at him.
He's ready to fucking party.
I'll send it to you the next time I see it.
We don't know if you've seen it or not, but there's a, it's a dude
at his stand up show.
And some chick starts heckling him and she gets out of hand.
So she gets kicked out.
And then her dude starts getting pipey and he gets, he's getting arrested.
But this happens after the chick is already starting to get escorted out.
So as she's getting escorted out,
buddy on stage has the DJ fucking crank up Lechona.
And then dude starts getting pipey and gets arrested and on the stage.
But he's like, bro, you can't, you can't get arrested.
The Lechona.
And he's like everybody, everybody look, turn around, turn around and look
because he's in handcuffs right now doing this.
You can't help it.
You're fucking hurt walking down.
Yeah, that's like an anthem in many, in many ways.
That reminds me of my fucking high school days, man.
As soon as I hear that little B.
I can always tell when my girl's in a shitty mood
because it'll be like Saturday morning and all of the sudden
I'll hear fucking traditional Mexican music coming from fucking three rooms away,
loud as fuck.
And then the vacuum cleaner kicks on.
I'm like, oh, I fucked up.
Dude, you know what I've been doing lately, man?
Not getting no breakfast this morning.
NPR tiny desk concerts are fucking on point.
Oh, they're great, dude.
Oh, they're great.
I, so before I start the morning show, I do like, you know, before seven o'clock
I do 10 minutes of music so that, you know, people can just sort of roll in
and talk shit and fuck whatever.
And I've been doing on this day.com slash music to see like musical birthdays
or deaths on any particular day in case I don't have.
Uh, a handful of songs in my head when I wake up.
Rock Kim, the legend, who was born this past week.
And so I pulled up his tiny desk concert.
If you haven't heard it, dude, it's the shit.
Dude, have you seen White Clef John's?
Yeah, did you see Big Daddy Kane's?
No, I haven't seen that one.
Dude, Big Daddy Kane's tiny desk concert is fucking epic.
Dude, there's all kinds of fucking epic tiny desk ones because they,
they, they almost jazzed the fight.
I saw a fucking this Mexican singer that plays with like Mexican music
and he was on tiny desk and NPR did up.
And I was like, God damn, this shit was fire.
Yeah.
No, they fucking did.
It's a, I don't have my own thoughts about NPR or whatever,
but that's a really cool musical series.
Yeah.
Dude, I, Billy Ray's constantly harassing me like,
because you need to go back to the NPR days.
And that's what I, that was my rebuttal to him.
I go, look, bro, I still listen to NPR and I showed him a tiny desk link.
Yeah.
Just not, just not the news NPR.
Yeah, I've listened to NPR eight or 10 times this year.
It's all been tiny desk, but Billy Strings just did a tiny desk
at the beginning of the year.
It was awesome.
Kills.
A few days ago, they put out this Spanish group.
Well, it looks like he's coming out to La Chona, but he's not.
I know he's not.
He's all dancing around there for a minute.
He's got a winning smile for someone that's going to get their asses kicked.
There's Drew coming out.
He should have fucking came out to, I come from a London, London did me if I did.
It's like he's coming out to like his viewing.
Corey, you know who on freeze McGee is, right?
Yeah, I seen him like three times.
Yeah.
So I'm not really, I'm not really a fan at all.
I mean, they're okay, but like way, way, way back in the day when I lived in Bloomington, Indiana,
they're one of their drummers lived in the house that I lived in
while he was finishing up school at IU.
And they were just starting to play like in Chicago.
I think we saw their second gig in Chicago
as home freeze McGee.
But one of the things that they were covering at the time was that song Land Down Under.
Yeah, and they fucking jammed it.
So I can't ever hate it because I heard it in my basement too many times, you know, at a very,
very fun part in my life.
But yeah, dude, for a little bit, the Andy Farregg was a roommate, housemate.
He wasn't there much.
That's cool.
I've seen, and yeah, no, I mean, they weren't anything like I was amazed when they got huge
there for a bit.
I was like, really?
Okay.
Yeah, I had some, there were some high hopes
that they would be like the next fish with all the touring and stuff.
But like it's never panned out.
You get some hardcore arm freeze heads, though.
They'll go to all the shows over.
Sure.
I did see a thing that they did.
I never planned some Jimi Hendrix tune and it was their guitar player who is fucking
excellent and Billy strings on an electric going back and forth doing Jimmy.
Oh, cool.
And that was very well done.
But I couldn't tell you, I couldn't tell you a song of theirs that they row or played
past 1999, 98.
Yeah, I've seen them like three times that I can't name one song that they've written.
Yeah.
I like panic.
You like widespread panic?
I fucking loved widespread panic, dude.
That was that was my shit.
I've been like post-dead.
I went to more widespread but at that point in my life, I loved whiskey,
LSD, cocaine and bitches and not necessarily in that order.
Oh, and making money.
So all of those things went really well with panic tour.
And there were a bunch of us that were very, very well situated during those
particular years.
It was a lot of fun.
I love that music too.
When I worked at the weed grow like years ago, my buddy,
Wynne was from that he's from Atlanta or that part of the country.
And he grew up with the kids of widespread panic.
That was an awesome experience.
Yeah.
No, I got to know Drew Emmett pretty well.
Drew Emmett from leftover?
Yeah, from leftover.
They just played here and I missed it.
I was like, oh, I'm going to go and I fucking slept through it,
but they're from here.
So they play here like a lifetime ago when I lived out in Colorado.
I lived in Evergreen for a while and had a number of friends that worked
and lived a little bit further up the hill.
And I was at the Moontime Tavern and the Wolf Tongue Brewery quite a bit.
Like when it was, this would have been 2001 to like 2003.
And the fucking boys from leftover and the fucking idiots from Yonder were like coming
in and hanging out at the Wolf Tongue and doing like an open bluegrass jam every Tuesday.
That's cool.
I so I moved out to Boulder, Colorado in like March of 97.
And I was there for one year.
In that year, in that one year, I saw leftover 24 times.
Yeah, yeah.
Yup.
No, I had a buddy of mine now lives in Lions like right down the road from
was the Adam, the guitar player from Yonder.
He's got a back.
He's got some weird last name.
I can't remember what the last name is, but he's got a big spread out there.
And they're all like part owners of Oscar Blues Brewing Company.
If you ever get a chance to go catch music out there because it's like just
fucking legends that roll through.
Yeah, this is really a good music scene out here.
It's really good here in Colorado.
Volkanowski is the favorite.
Yeah, he's the favorite.
Whoa, I put some money on Diego.
You you doing that, Drew?
I'm not betting.
This is the time to bet, man.
I think he's going to win too.
So since I'm not betting, he'll probably win.
Right.
Yeah, that's that's yeah.
I mean, Volk looks like he's in great shape.
He always does.
You know, for a dude my age.
I ain't trying to fight him.
Exactly.
Once again, the damn size difference is like crazy.
Well, this is all Lopez did last fight.
Was this sort of like fake jab stuff?
Yeah, airpunch shit.
Yeah.
And then get hit.
He didn't even put anything on the kick.
That one he did.
That one.
Yeah, the low kick he did.
Like, I understand not wanting Volk to get in close on you.
I get that.
Like, that's a fucking spring-loaded dingo, you know.
You got you got to you got to touch you got to touch Volk.
He's shown that he can be touched.
Yeah, Volk has a five round gas tank.
Dude, it's not like feeling him out is going to do.
Yeah, yeah, you got to hurt him.
Yeah, the only way like the way that you beat him is to throw him off of his game plan and get
him fucking confused early.
Other than that, he's pretty much in there.
Say both of their approaches have been conservative so far.
I mean, like, I do on a level, I understand they fought each other.
They're, you know,
but
surely somebody told fucking Lopez like, hey, dude, you need to fucking sting this guy quick.
Otherwise, he basically turns into fucking juggernaut from the X-Men and it's kind of
Oh, Volk's in there talking.
Is he?
Yeah, whoever wins his last minute wins around.
I do.
I remember this from last fight where Lopez was just,
oh, that was a nice shot for Volk.
Lopez was just kind of hanging out, loping a little bit.
Getting hit and shaking his head just like he's doing now.
No, I didn't do anything.
Yep.
There's only so many times you can smile at getting punched, buddy.
That's how you know it hurt when they smile.
You think that mustache is protecting him at all?
Hopefully, hopefully it gives him that like Tom Selleck power.
He needs to cut the sides off that mustache.
It's like a party in the back and Hitler in the front.
He'd be in the South and America if he cut the sides off that mustache.
He really already does look like your cousin Ricky who fucking,
you know, services fucking small engines and bass boats.
Well, I'll tell you what, man, a little pecker right there.
He throws me no fucking right handball.
I'll tell you.
Oh, I'll tell you what.
Man, he sure do talk funny, but he hits hard.
He looks like a lawn mower repair man in Val Dosta.
Right.
Or he works at a fucking bait shop.
Dude, when he shows up to drive all people are like, yeah, never mind.
I live out in Bilox, Mississippi, and I sell chartreuse green bait shops.
Have you seen these memes going around with these construction guys show up?
And I hear is it like an Indian guy's voice going, I will give you a good deal.
I will pay you good for the work and they just walk out the door.
Have you seen this?
You do work for me.
Who won the first round?
Oh, Volk.
Did he?
Yeah.
Yeah, I got Volk.
On significant strikes alone Lopez needs to look at this dude and be like,
yeah, I saw you talking to my sister homes.
Like that's that's what needs to be going through his head right now.
He's too fucking relaxed.
Oh, those Volks half his size.
Yeah, but he beat the fuck out of him last time.
Like, I don't know what, you know, like you think he'd remember that.
Not wanting it to happen again would take steps towards the opposite of a repeat of that.
And again, if he can't beat Volk, he ain't shit, dude.
I've seen him fight good fights, but yeah.
Ooh, nice kick.
Yeah, that was a solid kick.
He should be dog walking him.
He hasn't fucking stung him yet.
We're almost halfway through the second round.
He hits the five round pipe.
What the fuck are you doing?
The egg is not throwing enough to the volume ain't there.
Shadow boxing thing.
Yeah.
Like, is he just cartel owned and he has to do this?
Like what, you know?
Is that why he's a Mexican now?
He's not even Brazilian anymore.
He had a little bit of a habit.
Got a new boss?
Yeah, because I mean, a lot of people used to get John Silver.
He was aggressive.
You know, John Silver, I mean, he ain't no slouch.
No.
He's annoying, but he's no slouch.
Right.
But jail sun is annoying, but you wouldn't know fucking slouch.
Oh, here we go.
Wake up a little bit.
There you go.
Throw a punch or two.
All right.
Nice little kick.
Fair the mullet.
Here we go.
Fair the mullet.
He really should come out with like a fucking, you know,
iron maiden shirt with the sleeves off.
He got hit there.
Yeah.
I mean, if he was true to the game, he'd come out with like a
supple turd shirt with the sleeves cut off, but.
Volk snapping his neck again.
Yep.
Lopez finally showing a little bit of output in the last
minute and a half here, but.
You know, output has just been a little light.
Yeah.
You got to try.
You got to try to overwhelm.
You got to try to overwhelm Volkonowski.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
This is why.
Oh, he's not.
That was a good try, it was.
It was a good try.
Yeah.
On the scramble.
He'll get up.
Lopez isn't a fucking.
Let me try now.
Oh, shit.
Carmen is back like a damn spider monkey.
I can't get out of here free.
All right.
I don't want to.
It might be too.
Yeah.
Don't give it to Volk.
Yeah.
Although there was a little bit more active.
Yeah.
He finally woke up in the last half of the round there, but.
I got them lawnmowers to fix right now.
I'm fixing to come.
Yeah, no, that's great, boss, but I got to rebuild the
carburetor on this 1983 John Deere when I get back and
ball.
It's just a buyer.
Let me tell you.
I want I'm going to bed.
Oh, show me over there.
I'm going to big shots from Volk.
I like threw out when he landed.
He he wasn't he wasn't holding anything.
It wasn't a check swing.
Drew's getting nightmares.
Round three.
Yeah, Volk up to oh, that's how I'd score it.
Yeah, I agree.
Oh, nice.
Lopez has got to stop skipping leg day.
Yeah.
Dude, it's fine if you want to keep them in the
middle of the ring, but don't showboat you dummy.
You're about to get fucking clobbered.
Oh, nice.
Big elbow from Lopez landed clean.
Volk just kind of overwhelming with the ability to
land significant strikes.
Lopez still just dancing for the most part.
And that's how you win.
Same fight over.
Yeah, that was a nice kick, but it didn't do shit to Volk.
Yeah, no, you you really have to overwhelm him.
Do a fucking what fucking comms it do?
He just fucking ran at him.
Basically tackled him and then just fucking beat the
ever loving shit out of him over and over and over.
Didn't give him a chance to react or think or any of that.
No.
Oh, Lopez isn't that fighter.
Like it's really hard to fight Volk as a counterpuncher.
Oh, come on.
Oh, God, they're good.
Oh, yeah, he wobbled them.
He wobbled them.
Oh, he got popped again.
Got him with another one.
Lopez is not in great shape right now.
Oh, another solid right from Volk and a straight left jab.
Yep.
This is this is exactly what happened last fight.
Right.
That's right.
The middle of the end of the third round.
Volk turned it up.
Lopez got wobbled fourth round.
It was basically done.
Popping them, just popping them in the face.
Mm hmm.
Yeah, Lopez ain't shit.
I don't know, man.
Volk is 86 years old.
It seems like that was just holding back for whatever reason.
Yeah, he's waiting.
Yeah, too much weight, not enough aggression.
He's going to wait around and try to turn it on.
He's going to act like you got your ass kicked
and there's a bell on the line.
You're not acting like this is fight number two.
Well, you're like sparring.
Oh, oh, shit.
Did he slip?
He tripped.
Lopez, Lopez got me now.
Volk caught him.
Yeah.
Volk caught him a couple of times with the slip.
Man, that's crazy because it's not like Lopez can't throw hands.
He just ain't.
That's what I mean.
He's just holding back for a while.
Well, nah, he's what he's too worried about.
So if you if you're going to fight a technical fight,
then you might as well just go ahead and just lay down
and let Volkonowski choke you out.
That's right.
You just got to be everything dirty.
Mm hmm.
You just got to overwhelm him with your size.
Yeah.
3-0, 3-0.
Yep, 100%.
Volk is a great fighter, man.
I thought he beat Mock and she had the first one.
I've said that before.
Me too.
He's a great fighter.
He's got a good sense of humor.
Yeah, there's there's really nothing to like hate about the guy.
And he kind of looks like Orson or Arson of Strovsky.
It was there.
Almost sat him down.
He knew it, too.
He was like that was that dead land.
That was a shot.
No, I was wrong.
He didn't follow it for shit.
Nope.
Forgot he had a left hand.
You still got to give that 3-0 to Volk at this point.
I agree.
I was just coaching like you got to start knocking out.
We're going to get a DKO.
Here's one thing the fighters do not do is listen to their coaches.
Right.
They just Z-rabe.
Like, they ain't no point of the coaches being over there.
Okay, coach, okay, okay, okay.
Ding.
And the coaches are there to rub ice bags on the Danches.
That's it.
It puts the Vaseline on the open cut.
Yeah, that's it.
Daddy, if I rub ice bags on my chest, would those be chestnuts?
Dear God Almighty.
Hell no, bitch.
Is he having dick in your mouth?
Steve Nule was up.
Oh, damn.
Yeah, this pisses me off.
Dale, who's got.
Yeah, when he starts nodding out, you might as well just put him to sleep.
Yeah, I'm just kicking.
You're not doing anything.
Now I'm just hoping for Volk to knock him the fuck out.
I wouldn't dance in LaTrona in his sleep.
He's gonna have to apologize to his gym friends again.
Right.
Yeah, you're not yet that fucking kick to the quad where you're like trying to get his hamstring
and ain't working, buddy.
You're gonna have to hit him.
You've got like a six and a half inch reach.
Oh, that was a shot.
Yeah, it was.
Hard right hand.
Still got it in bed on his face.
Eyebrow.
Oh, damn.
He's cracking him.
He's something.
I just right hands.
Man, can we check on Diego's family?
Make sure it ain't held up somewhere.
Is he though?
No.
All right, nigga nuts.
Yeah, take a whole dick shot.
Man, I'm a lot of firing in these, you know.
Oh, he's like, oh, sorry.
Dude, take the full five minutes when you get kicked in the fucking ding-dong.
For a Volk.
Yep.
Volk's been on the clinic.
Volk should not be doing that.
See how I got I got both strings up.
Or maybe the coaches over here are talking to Diego and I'm like people.
I'm not seeing anything said.
Diego, you will lose this fight if you don't finish him.
That's how you gotta go.
Like I'm gonna walk off.
Like if you don't get off your ass and finish him, you will lose this fight.
And I'm just gonna walk away from him.
I'm not sitting here talking about, oh, protect your head and move this and duck this.
Niggy, you got to do something.
It's just like.
Like I'm tired of looking at championship fights, but people don't have no urgency.
Like, this is for the Cajunos, man.
Because if you lose to him here, they ain't giving you another shot at him.
No, he's back at a bus.
If he loses this one.
Buddy, he's selling previously owned Toyotas.
Not even fucking dealer certified.
Just used.
Why haven't you thrown 15 punches already Lopez?
Like this is why, dude.
He's going to continue to shadow box.
It is.
It's the exact same fucking fight.
Yep.
What a shame.
The kicks just you got to get in there swinging, man.
Make it dirty.
As well.
I don't understand what you care about this shit.
You don't think he replayed it in this fucking head.
All these years.
And he's doing the exact same shit.
And the thing is, a lot of times,
Vulcan that school of these people, he will overwhelm and take them down.
It's not even like he's been able to take Diego down.
Right.
No, he's just slightly outboxing him.
But it's crazy.
There you go.
Here's your takedown.
Right.
If you don't put him to sleep or get a fucking TKO.
And the likelihood is that he's going to win.
I mean, how's this little short guy beating you on the jab?
You know what I mean?
Oh, damn.
Because he's landing him, Drew.
And he's putting something behind it.
Uh-oh.
That you what you're grabbing a fucking tree trunk.
What are you doing?
Diego.
Hey, look, it's the background of our thumbnail.
We easy people are amazed.
About the the way that the face swapped work,
the face swaps works for the thumbnail.
Yeah.
You're you know, oh, oh, look at the mills.
Oh, shit.
It's too high.
Drew's Drew's trying to grab my back.
This would be like your fight.
It would be.
This is yeah.
Damn.
That's exactly how I did.
We easy on my back just throwing them.
Volk just stood up.
Like he was picking up a fucking five gallon jug of water.
This is over.
Crazy.
I remember in the early days when Volk had entered the UFC,
they were talking about how he weighed 220 or 240 playing.
Yeah.
He's rugby.
Uh-oh.
I foot three to 40.
That's insane.
Oh, that ain't going to do it.
Lopez, he's gas too.
Yeah.
He's done.
It's over.
Yep.
Fuck clean, sweet 50.
Yeah.
I don't think you want to run.
Hell no.
Well, not after the last minute and a half of what Volk's
going to do to him because he's out of fucking gas.
Wait, wait.
Let's rephrase that.
What?
Weezy's doing a drew.
Oh, you flipped it.
It's supposed to be Lopez doing that to me.
Now it's oh.
Oh, shit.
Uh-oh.
No way.
Volk's letting this happen.
Does he have him?
I can't tell.
He's getting really close.
No, no, no, he doesn't.
Yeah.
No way.
Nope.
That's what I do to you right there, Weezy.
He begs.
Oh, fucking paint drop.
He got it with paint drop.
Lads.
Fuck what is true podcast.
Look at this.
This is what I do right here.
I run to the fucking drew right now.
It's over 10 seconds.
You should do the Statue of Liberty.
Hey, Drew, if you ever want to do anything animated,
I've got all of your fucking voice work.
Okay.
Man, to let you know how much of a loser Diego Lopez is,
the nigga went over there and hugged him and raised his fucking hand.
What a faggot, dude.
I'm here to fucking destroy you, man.
I ain't here for no bullshit.
Shit, I love Lopez.
Hug you and rub your ass and shit.
What the fuck is this, man?
It's fucking fighting, man.
Like the niggas has gotten a little bit too gay
right here over the past five years and this shit.
Man, years ago, the motherfuckers won't fucking hug
and then rubbing each other's balls and shit after the fight.
Q wants decapitations.
Hell no, man.
I won't fucking rivalries, dude.
Well, people get the ring of a piss at each other.
Put that last comment from Northside up on the screen, Weezy.
Volk beat him up and kicked him in the dick.
That's exactly what I'd be doing to Drew.
Yay, dude.
Dang it.
Damn, Dana.
Dana White didn't even make the trip
to fucking put the belt on the nigger.
He said that I ain't going to this bullshit fucking Australia.
Australia.
Dude, I got horrors in Vegas.
Diego, put your monster drink.
You need to go to Australia for it.
You're just going to talk to me.
You have any idea how annoying that is?
You ever heard that accent?
Fuck that.
I ain't going.
Well, it should be 50 Volk.
No question.
Yeah, 50-45.
Diego had his monster in that year
like he had a chance of winning.
Yeah.
Retarded, dude.
He didn't even try.
That's the most disappointing thing.
He didn't even fucking try.
He stuck to the shadow box and 49, 46, 49, 46, and 50-45 for the winner.
Lopez is like, what?
Right.
He was holding a monster.
I'm retarded.
That was retarded.
This is embarrassing.
Yeah.
Look, he's like two feet.
I didn't bet.
Damn, I'm so glad I didn't bet.
Yeah, yeah.
Damn.
So who's next for Volk?
I mean, who's in this division?
Cherokee.
No, this is a squad.
So.
Is that his wife?
Right.
Is she wearing it?
She's wearing it, by the way.
The next one, next UFC until March.
Really?
March 7th.
Is that the Sean Shriklin fight?
Yeah.
Holloway, Oliveira.
Who cares?
That's for the BMF, man.
Come on, man.
Right.
BMF.
All right, guys, I'm out.
All right.
So here's who we got left.
We got Yair.
We got Larone Murphy.
Algermain Sterling.
And March.
No, no, no, no.
I'm just saying these are content.
Yair's the next up, then.
Yair.
Yair, Larone, Algermain.
Maybe Larone.
Maybe Larone might get it.
Silva.
You said, there you go.
You said the all Steve Garcia.
Oh, Steve Garcia.
Yeah.
Steve Garcia is a great.
He's tough.
Brian Ortega, because he can't.
He didn't fight.
He didn't fight, but once every five years.
And then he's got issues.
And he goes on a drinking binge.
Stevie Garcia is the one.
He might be.
He can throw, man.
You see, the thing about Garcia is that he is going to test your gas tank.
He's coming right after me.
Yeah.
He's on the way around.
He's coming on.
The whole fucking Diego Lopez needed to do
at any point in any round.
Yeah.
He's actually challenged Vogue.
Plus Garcia is tall.
Yeah.
He's like 6162.
Yeah.
He didn't do anything.
That was just, it was his fight, too.
Same fight.
Yeah.
The one thing that you want to do against somebody who's aging is to push the pace.
Because I don't give a fuck how good a shape you in.
As you age, you just can't keep that pace up.
Damn, it's one of the boarder holds you to hand.
His training camp should have been nothing but fucking Muay Thai.
And fucking just throwing as much velocity and output as possible.
Mm hmm.
He should have got him into a clinch.
He should have been throwing knees.
You've got him by several inches in height and reach.
What are you fucking doing dancing around shadow boxing again?
She was like, here, let me wipe my sweaty under-titty on your sweaty face.
Yeah, it's so bad.
Okay.
I'll tell you what, Mayan, I can't wait.
Get back out there on the leg.
All right.
What's the next one?
So I know.
March 7th.
March.
God damn.
So we skip all of April, huh?
Tell me on February.
April.
Oh, shit.
My bad.
It's February.
Weezy.
February.
Look at Weezy just breezed right past by Black History Month with Cube right here.
That's Mexicans for you, Cube.
They're racist.
I don't know if you knew this or not, but they are, man.
Are you Mexican?
And it's fine.
Hey, but hey, but the fight, the fight watch is there.
Anthony Hernandez and Sean Strickland.
Yeah, that's the next, this March.
No, that's not February.
It's a fight night.
What's that?
Oh, I got fluffy.
February 21st.
Oh, yeah.
Most definitely.
Fluffy is going to be the next middleweight champion.
I think it comes out.
So are we going to do that one?
We should.
I'm going to be the next middleweight champion.
Nothing else going on in February, let's.
I'd love to fucking call another Strickland fight.
February is, see you, fellas.
All right, now we'll catch y'all.
Peace.
Have a good week.