WEBVTT 01:05.040 --> 01:15.220 the UFC commentary. I'm drawn by Mr. Corey Hughes dot org. Mr. Charlie Robin or I'm sorry. 01:16.980 --> 01:22.280 From AM wake up. I just have Charlie shades on. That's it. That's all. 01:23.600 --> 01:28.000 What's up gentlemen? How you be? Good. 01:30.900 --> 01:32.290 Dude, this, uh, 01:35.380 --> 01:42.340 this stream is paramount plus is really not okay, man. God damn it. 01:42.460 --> 01:44.020 I just lost the whole fucking thing. 01:46.560 --> 01:52.960 Maybe Corey should take a turn sharing screen. I don't have it on my computer. I got it on my TV only. 01:56.040 --> 01:57.780 What was that? It was 02:00.880 --> 02:08.200 so if you were just tuning in, we cover the fights and we cover, uh, extra curricular 02:08.200 --> 02:14.880 activities in between rounds and we, uh, well, I won't say we, I tend to get a bit rowdy 02:14.880 --> 02:27.360 from time to time. So listener, viewer beware and, uh, the thumbnail does explicitly say explicit 02:27.360 --> 02:33.640 warning. I don't know why I have to give those caveats, but some people bitching moan about 02:34.340 --> 02:48.970 it later on. There we go. But for tonight we have, we will be covering a USC three 25 02:49.790 --> 02:58.890 on the card. We have, uh, first up Quillen, what the fuck Quillen South killed some shit like that 02:59.690 --> 03:06.010 based versus Jamie malarkey. Then we have tied to a Vasa. 03:07.270 --> 03:13.670 That should be a good fight. Uh, then we have Raphael 03:15.590 --> 03:17.870 Vizio's as Corey's having a stroke 03:25.050 --> 03:30.130 Mauricio Rufi sounds like Corey's been taking some roofies back there. 03:31.510 --> 03:36.750 Then in the lightweight co-main we have Dan Hooker versus Ben was saying to me, oh, 03:36.790 --> 03:41.170 that should be a good fight. Yeah. That's a lightweight fight. 03:41.810 --> 03:45.370 That's a lightweight fight. Yeah, dude, lightweight. I'm confused. 03:47.910 --> 03:54.410 Big ass dude saved and he is a big ass dude. Why is he in lightweight then? 03:54.850 --> 04:01.190 He apparently dropped, uh, a weight class and a half down. I was going to save. 04:01.630 --> 04:04.630 He had to drop some serious fucking weight. I don't sound that way. 04:05.770 --> 04:11.810 Okay, that'll be interesting. Then at the featherweight main event, we have Alexander 04:11.810 --> 04:14.110 Volkonowski versus Diego Lopes. 04:16.590 --> 04:22.670 Oh, if Diego Lopez doesn't dog walk, Volk at this point, he ain't shit. 04:23.150 --> 04:30.670 Yeah, I agree. Volk Volk's time has come and gone. Alexander Volkonowski is a 04:30.670 --> 04:35.370 fantastic fighter. He's a fucking legend. He's a Hall of Famer, but he's 106 years old 04:35.370 --> 04:37.410 and he's got no business being in the ring right now. 04:38.790 --> 04:41.130 No, I agree. I agree. 04:44.230 --> 04:47.370 I'm curious to see same Deneve by at that lightweight. 04:48.110 --> 04:49.750 Yeah, that's going to be weird. 04:50.110 --> 04:56.750 Fuck, yeah. Because what was he fighting before? He was at least in the 185s, right? 05:01.410 --> 05:04.810 I thought he was 175, but he might have been 185. 05:07.910 --> 05:09.350 Yeah, that'll be interesting. 05:11.390 --> 05:15.990 Oh, it seems like the cards, the cards tonight are really not like super impressive. 05:18.410 --> 05:19.830 Mother fuck, dude. 05:22.090 --> 05:27.190 Yeah, I mean, not super impressive, but you get a few names. 05:27.190 --> 05:31.210 Three dots. It's usually fixes itself like shortly, man. 05:36.080 --> 05:43.040 Not lately, dude. It's been just the, like when it buffers like that, it usually just, 05:43.180 --> 05:44.640 it's been freezing up on me. 05:45.420 --> 05:47.820 I can feel you're getting AIDS as we speak. 05:55.890 --> 05:57.710 That's why it's the backup laptop. 06:03.690 --> 06:05.410 I need a laptop real bad. 06:08.950 --> 06:41.410 As long as it doesn't do this shit during the fight, it's fine, but 06:42.670 --> 06:43.930 this is frustrating. 06:50.710 --> 06:52.330 I voted for this. 06:57.910 --> 06:59.630 You should have just complied. 07:07.020 --> 07:08.760 So while we wait for that, man, 07:09.820 --> 07:10.000 what happened? 07:10.320 --> 07:11.420 Good old meth streams in good. 07:18.420 --> 07:20.400 Whoever decided to name 07:22.240 --> 07:24.020 that stream meth streams. 07:25.940 --> 07:27.020 That's pretty badass. 07:27.460 --> 07:29.000 You know what I thought was funny today, man? 07:29.160 --> 07:32.440 I looked over that list of drugs that you could buy at the Epstein parties. 07:32.720 --> 07:33.400 Did you see that list? 07:34.060 --> 07:35.160 No, what was that about? 07:35.480 --> 07:37.900 Yeah. Yeah, it had like drug prices and shit on there, man. 07:38.000 --> 07:39.260 It didn't have no meth on there. 07:39.460 --> 07:42.600 I'm like, what kind of freaky people are having sex parties with no meth? 07:43.040 --> 07:44.180 Jesus Christ, dude. 07:44.560 --> 07:46.220 No meth. I'm like, what is wrong with you people? 07:47.480 --> 07:56.800 Yeah, man. That's like going to a fine wine and dining experience and having no caviar. 07:57.200 --> 07:58.960 Right. Exactly, dude. 07:59.280 --> 07:59.780 Oh, fuck. 08:00.100 --> 08:00.840 My thoughts exactly. 08:02.180 --> 08:07.220 You think I had one of his parties, he would just have bowls of meth and Viagra just like laying around everywhere. 08:07.920 --> 08:08.820 You know, the two. 08:11.080 --> 08:14.660 I'll have two orders of meth, please. 08:17.260 --> 08:18.200 Carry on. 08:22.440 --> 08:24.960 OP04 says try buff streams. 08:32.210 --> 08:33.770 Buff streams, huh? 08:33.990 --> 08:34.870 That's an interesting one. 08:37.290 --> 08:38.770 Is it a dot IO? 08:40.070 --> 08:41.770 Hey, OP is it? 08:42.190 --> 08:43.270 Yeah, let's see. 08:43.870 --> 08:45.050 He says try buff streams. 08:45.210 --> 08:48.530 Plus, it gives you option to watch on all available streams. 08:53.250 --> 08:54.370 Whatever that. 09:00.140 --> 09:02.060 Who's this fucking crackhead? 09:02.740 --> 09:03.380 Okay. 09:16.260 --> 09:16.720 All right. 09:17.120 --> 09:18.780 This looks like a cyborg alien. 09:22.460 --> 09:24.020 I do like your hat though. 09:25.920 --> 09:27.180 South res again. 09:29.900 --> 09:32.180 I'm ready for mother fucker civil war. 09:34.380 --> 09:36.400 I just want to wake up from this nightmare. 09:39.380 --> 09:41.500 I heard if you pinch your nipples. 09:41.980 --> 09:43.340 Pull that up, Weezy. 09:44.140 --> 09:44.580 Okay. 09:44.880 --> 09:45.800 Thank you, OP. 09:49.100 --> 09:51.020 Yeah, shout out to OP04. 09:52.000 --> 09:53.600 OP04 always tunes in, man. 09:54.380 --> 09:54.740 The OP. 09:54.840 --> 09:55.320 He loves these. 09:55.520 --> 09:56.000 The good OP. 09:56.180 --> 09:56.480 UFC. 09:57.140 --> 09:57.500 Yeah. 10:04.510 --> 10:05.010 Look at that. 10:05.530 --> 10:06.810 This was the stream. 10:07.010 --> 10:10.310 So if anyone's watching and wants to. 10:12.710 --> 10:13.190 Join in. 10:13.190 --> 10:13.810 Into the FBI. 10:14.010 --> 10:15.790 I'm just a passive bystander here. 10:16.350 --> 10:16.610 Yeah. 10:16.670 --> 10:17.470 I don't know what's on the screen. 10:17.470 --> 10:19.430 You're the only former cop on screen. 10:20.030 --> 10:22.390 Corey, you're just saying. 10:27.190 --> 10:27.930 Oh man. 10:29.010 --> 10:30.750 Don't let the glasses fool you. 10:30.890 --> 10:33.850 I am not now, nor have I ever been a member. 10:34.830 --> 10:36.190 Law enforcement community. 10:37.150 --> 10:37.590 I just like. 10:37.590 --> 10:38.370 I was undercover, bro. 10:38.810 --> 10:39.750 I was there undercover. 10:40.490 --> 10:41.710 I was an infiltrator. 10:42.330 --> 10:42.810 Right. 10:44.010 --> 10:47.030 It was so funny because sometimes there were times when. 10:47.990 --> 10:51.350 I'd be at a crime scene or something and I'd have like bags of drugs. 10:52.030 --> 10:54.810 And I did mad drugs before I became a cop, dude. 10:54.930 --> 10:57.570 I had to lie on the lie detector and all that shit. 10:57.870 --> 11:01.190 So I felt like an infiltrator very often in that career. 11:04.690 --> 11:05.130 Hey. 11:05.710 --> 11:06.210 Yeah, man. 11:06.690 --> 11:07.170 It was easy. 11:07.590 --> 11:09.950 I went to work today and I busted this guy with 12. 11:10.970 --> 11:15.650 Set three pounds of weed and yeah. 11:16.110 --> 11:16.410 Yeah. 11:16.610 --> 11:17.690 Bad guy off street. 11:18.650 --> 11:19.730 Hard day's work. 11:20.770 --> 11:23.470 Hey, Steve, can you lower the volume? 11:23.690 --> 11:24.330 Just a titch? 11:24.350 --> 11:24.830 Oh yeah. 11:25.310 --> 11:26.930 It's a wee bit too loud. 11:27.130 --> 11:28.610 I feel like we're yelling over each other. 11:28.650 --> 11:29.890 Ah, my goodness. 11:32.010 --> 11:32.790 There you go. 11:32.950 --> 11:33.470 That's a lot better. 11:34.010 --> 11:36.170 Now we're back to an NPR experience. 11:36.690 --> 11:38.950 Want to welcome everyone that's joining us here tonight. 11:39.590 --> 11:42.650 Hope everyone is pinching their nipples and grabbing their sacks. 11:44.690 --> 11:47.510 And if you're not, then you should be because 11:51.650 --> 11:54.590 we've got Corey Hughes dot org over here dying 11:55.190 --> 11:57.590 from the very start of the fucking stream. 11:58.030 --> 11:59.710 Corey Hughes dot L. U. N. G. 12:00.810 --> 12:01.970 Our bloody lungs. 12:02.930 --> 12:03.730 Bloody lungs. 12:04.130 --> 12:05.890 Shit right now. 12:06.070 --> 12:06.770 It's so good. 12:07.150 --> 12:10.390 And I got 20% off with a coupon. 12:11.510 --> 12:12.710 There you go. 12:12.830 --> 12:20.870 I gotta tell you, man, after spending the first like 25, 30 years of my life on the front lines 12:20.870 --> 12:27.950 of the drug war, I feel a certain kind of way about like the government telling me me 12:27.950 --> 12:34.290 and all of my friends have to go to prison for like five, the life for something that they're 12:34.290 --> 12:40.110 now turning around and putting their own chemicals in and selling back to me at an overly inflated 12:40.110 --> 12:40.530 rate. 12:40.650 --> 12:42.370 I feel a little weird about that. 12:44.850 --> 12:47.990 That's, you know, we're through the looking glass, my friend, 12:53.630 --> 12:55.730 which is why I prefer the gray market. 12:55.970 --> 12:56.610 That's right. 12:56.850 --> 13:00.310 The gray market still around just harder to find. 13:10.530 --> 13:11.310 Holy shit. 13:11.450 --> 13:12.390 It's Luigi Mangione. 13:14.190 --> 13:20.170 So I can't help but think that there's some way that we can make some money off this poly market 13:20.170 --> 13:24.030 thing in a systematic manner that doesn't involve gambling. 13:26.170 --> 13:29.950 It seems like it's, I don't know, man, they're made. 13:30.030 --> 13:32.410 Why are they making gambling so appealing to everybody right now? 13:32.570 --> 13:38.590 You would think that just like cynical predictions based in the political sphere would get 13:38.590 --> 13:39.090 you up. 13:40.970 --> 13:47.730 I read a little article online recently on X about this guy who was using bots to trade 13:48.570 --> 13:52.750 bets on what Bitcoin would do in the next 15 minutes. 13:53.090 --> 13:59.370 I guess those were always there and he just bet on the guaranteed thing like a thousand times, 13:59.370 --> 14:03.470 you know, on the 99% thing he would bet on that and he would win that 1% 14:03.470 --> 14:06.350 and he just did that over and over and over again to millions. 14:06.890 --> 14:12.450 That seems pretty fucking, that seems like a pretty good scheme right there. 14:13.070 --> 14:13.250 Yeah. 14:29.630 --> 14:31.330 This guy looks like he's beat up already. 14:34.710 --> 14:35.190 Yeah. 14:37.590 --> 14:39.210 What's with these young guys with mustaches? 14:39.470 --> 14:44.130 You can't tell but that's like cherry burst live resin in there. 14:44.530 --> 14:45.490 Oh, let me take a look. 14:45.570 --> 14:47.750 I just hard to tell because it's in the dark blue. 14:47.750 --> 14:48.190 Can I see him? 14:48.190 --> 14:49.110 Good. 14:50.590 --> 14:51.850 See if we can get it. 14:54.150 --> 14:55.570 Okay, I can see it. 14:55.610 --> 14:55.710 Yeah. 14:56.650 --> 14:57.770 Is it fairly dark? 14:58.330 --> 14:58.810 Yeah. 14:59.610 --> 15:02.530 Well, and it's also in a fucking black container. 15:03.750 --> 15:04.530 Doesn't help. 15:20.240 --> 15:21.840 Malleable for live resin. 15:23.060 --> 15:24.660 You can actually handle it. 15:32.710 --> 15:33.550 No, right. 15:33.710 --> 15:34.370 All right. 15:34.810 --> 15:39.270 Think I'm so what I'm going to do for anyone that's coming in. 15:40.310 --> 15:41.950 Obviously, we can't show the fight. 15:42.290 --> 15:46.470 But what we can show is the highlights after the end of a fight. 15:47.830 --> 15:51.130 So anyone that's tuning in, I want to see the fire. 15:51.270 --> 15:52.410 I'm getting ripped off now, bitch. 15:52.650 --> 15:53.250 You'll get a piece. 15:53.910 --> 15:58.250 But obviously for copyright reasons, we cannot be streaming the fight. 15:59.370 --> 16:04.450 I think most people understand that, but that I'd give that caveat out as well. 16:07.350 --> 16:09.150 This shit's only like eight bucks a month, man. 16:09.250 --> 16:10.470 Motherfuckers out there can go buy the shit. 16:12.150 --> 16:12.570 Man. 16:15.070 --> 16:17.930 Do you know what the price of meth is these days? 16:18.710 --> 16:19.750 Actually, I do not. 16:20.570 --> 16:21.470 I'm curious though. 16:21.890 --> 16:22.810 It's been a while. 16:27.270 --> 16:31.970 I like how as soon as I said that fucking Steve takes a big ass hit rip. 16:35.810 --> 16:37.850 Boy, you said my nose over here. 16:46.930 --> 16:48.390 Jamie Malarkey, bro. 16:48.610 --> 16:53.990 That sounds like Joe Biden's boxer name. 16:54.370 --> 16:54.970 Yes. 16:55.350 --> 16:58.910 If Joe Biden was a boxer, he'd be J.B. Malarkey. 17:00.110 --> 17:01.630 That's a bunch of Malarkey. 17:02.110 --> 17:04.430 Now we're watching J.B. Malarkey fight. 17:05.690 --> 17:09.270 Are we sure that's not actually like a clone Joe Biden? 17:10.270 --> 17:12.730 No, but we have X. 17:12.790 --> 17:19.030 Hey, look, 22 minutes past the hour and the black guy shows up right on. 17:19.030 --> 17:19.850 I also race. 17:19.850 --> 17:22.510 He's right on calling people time. 17:22.650 --> 17:25.950 That is exactly 22 minutes past the hour. 17:26.110 --> 17:28.130 My guy, you're magic. 17:29.030 --> 17:29.210 You're mad. 17:29.830 --> 17:31.550 He is a fellow white man. 17:32.030 --> 17:33.030 I mean, I was doing my thing. 17:33.210 --> 17:33.710 You know what I'm saying? 17:34.310 --> 17:35.870 Bro, I didn't fucking. 17:36.610 --> 17:37.590 He was rubbing out. 17:37.910 --> 17:40.070 He was rubbing out black clothes, buddy. 17:40.230 --> 17:42.850 I know what 22 minutes past the hour is. 17:43.130 --> 17:45.770 I knew it was fucking, don't fucking play with me. 17:50.490 --> 17:51.730 That's some good shit. 17:54.870 --> 17:55.390 Okay. 17:55.470 --> 17:56.750 So we got we got Malarkey. 17:56.930 --> 17:57.330 He ain't. 17:57.470 --> 18:01.230 I mean, do this is who does. 18:02.450 --> 18:03.510 Yeah, I don't know. 18:04.410 --> 18:07.910 Hey, Cube, check out the private chat. 18:08.290 --> 18:08.850 There's that link. 18:09.730 --> 18:11.390 Malarkey's getting mounted. 18:11.690 --> 18:14.150 Like he's Joe Biden on the golf course. 18:14.870 --> 18:15.590 Oh, is that right? 18:17.590 --> 18:19.510 Man said like he's Joe Biden. 18:19.850 --> 18:22.370 We need to get a good Joe Biden. 18:22.970 --> 18:26.250 Joe Biden's fucking stage name would be JB Malarkey. 18:28.950 --> 18:30.430 Huh, is that right? 18:30.690 --> 18:32.210 He's in the fucking green trunks. 18:34.110 --> 18:34.670 Okay. 18:37.650 --> 18:41.110 I thought Malarkey was a was an up and comer. 18:41.450 --> 18:42.930 I didn't realize he's not right. 18:43.310 --> 18:44.330 I thought he was. 18:45.770 --> 18:49.210 They found him in a fucking nearby alley. 18:50.430 --> 18:52.710 Hey, he's been on a bunch of cards. 18:53.050 --> 18:54.890 So I thought he's gotten some wins. 18:55.130 --> 18:58.150 I thought maybe he was moving up the ranks, but I guess not. 19:02.870 --> 19:03.990 Mr. Malarkey. 19:04.850 --> 19:07.010 If that is your real name. 19:07.950 --> 19:08.270 Yeah. 19:09.570 --> 19:11.510 The undercar was a little overwhelmed. 19:11.790 --> 19:12.350 Underwhelming. 19:12.610 --> 19:13.250 I will say that. 19:14.170 --> 19:18.710 Salkield looks like the guy that drives those older four trucks, 19:18.710 --> 19:21.810 especially when it snows and just those donuts and parking lots. 19:22.170 --> 19:29.710 Dude, one of the prelims with the middleweight fight with Hakun and Finney. 19:30.570 --> 19:30.770 Like that. 19:31.030 --> 19:32.570 Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 19:32.570 --> 19:34.370 Let's not be racist, dude. 19:36.130 --> 19:37.390 That's the niggas name. 19:37.930 --> 19:38.110 Malcolm. 19:40.350 --> 19:42.290 I thought it was Hakun. 19:42.630 --> 19:43.490 No, like God damn. 19:43.790 --> 19:45.830 No, no, no, not just Hakun. 19:46.430 --> 19:47.070 Malcolm. 19:49.550 --> 19:52.870 He's just the black guy was named Finney. 19:52.890 --> 19:55.870 If you can believe that, he had the Irish fellow's name. 19:57.030 --> 19:58.650 Yeah, that was a little awkward. 20:02.110 --> 20:09.270 The friend named Josh Finney, and he was like six, three, two, seventy, five fucking just big, 20:09.350 --> 20:10.670 bushy blonde beard. 20:11.830 --> 20:13.470 Damn, boy, I looked away for a minute. 20:13.630 --> 20:14.670 Malarkey didn't got finished. 20:15.470 --> 20:15.670 Yeah. 20:17.330 --> 20:18.290 Damn, Malarkey. 20:18.290 --> 20:19.170 Oh, damn. 20:19.790 --> 20:20.270 Damn. 20:21.370 --> 20:22.310 Roll them up. 20:22.610 --> 20:29.510 Man, when you're with the soles of your feet or pointing at the fucking overhead lights, that's a 20:30.370 --> 20:31.330 bad moment. 20:32.290 --> 20:34.310 How many people are going to get fucking choked out like this? 20:34.390 --> 20:35.330 And this is like the third one. 20:37.130 --> 20:38.950 Yeah, it's cranking that bitch. 20:39.630 --> 20:40.030 He is. 20:40.250 --> 20:40.390 Nope. 20:40.630 --> 20:40.690 Tap. 20:40.950 --> 20:41.110 There you go. 20:43.610 --> 20:45.670 Malarkey one is $50 for the night. 20:46.210 --> 20:46.890 Oh, I'm sorry. 20:46.890 --> 20:48.330 Malarkey being getting knocked down. 20:50.010 --> 20:51.590 They ain't even getting knocked down. 20:53.090 --> 20:55.050 He got choked out of the day, so damn. 20:55.710 --> 20:57.470 Well, no, he got cross-faced, dude. 20:57.690 --> 20:57.950 He got. 20:58.590 --> 20:59.910 They put him in the cross-faced crippler. 21:00.190 --> 21:01.690 He was in the cross-face there. 21:01.810 --> 21:02.530 He didn't get choked. 21:03.370 --> 21:03.930 Oh, yeah. 21:04.490 --> 21:05.430 That's a neck crank. 21:06.350 --> 21:06.650 Woo. 21:08.270 --> 21:09.870 I'd say that does not feel good. 21:17.750 --> 21:18.490 All right. 21:19.090 --> 21:21.250 When they're trying to sell us in this bottom right hand corner, 21:21.390 --> 21:22.570 two shots in every canyon. 21:23.050 --> 21:24.530 What we got right here? 21:26.050 --> 21:27.510 That's an alcohol or something. 21:28.470 --> 21:28.910 Liquor. 21:29.830 --> 21:30.830 Energy drink liquor. 21:30.990 --> 21:31.570 Is that what it is? 21:32.750 --> 21:33.370 Is it? 21:33.850 --> 21:36.270 Is it a good shot of espresso, shot of vodka? 21:36.830 --> 21:37.270 Yeah. 21:40.070 --> 21:40.950 Liquid speedball. 21:41.590 --> 21:44.770 What was that one that they had that for a little bit, 21:44.810 --> 21:45.950 but they had to take it off the shelves 21:45.950 --> 21:49.830 because folks was damn bonging the shit and dying. 21:50.450 --> 21:51.210 What was it? 21:51.210 --> 21:51.950 Ooh. 21:52.930 --> 21:53.930 Oh, damn. 21:54.070 --> 21:55.370 They used to sell them in the stores. 21:55.630 --> 21:55.930 It was it. 21:55.930 --> 21:57.190 You ain't talking about no forloko. 21:57.790 --> 21:58.870 Yeah, that's it. 21:59.050 --> 21:59.670 Yeah, the forloko. 22:01.630 --> 22:03.910 They changed the formula after a while. 22:04.530 --> 22:05.050 Oh, did they? 22:05.570 --> 22:05.870 Yeah. 22:06.230 --> 22:08.570 That was my alcoholic girlfriend's drink of choice. 22:09.970 --> 22:11.190 The forloko was. 22:11.730 --> 22:13.110 We never really got down on that. 22:13.490 --> 22:15.150 I missed that whole era. 22:15.450 --> 22:18.970 That was like right when my oldest kid was an infant. 22:20.270 --> 22:25.590 And yeah, I just I missed that like window of the craze. 22:28.810 --> 22:30.210 Yeah, it was a good time. 22:30.750 --> 22:33.490 I don't know the liquor industry. 22:33.990 --> 22:35.730 They said they're struggling right now. 22:36.470 --> 22:37.030 Yeah. 22:37.530 --> 22:39.590 And I'm like, well, niggas is broke. 22:39.910 --> 22:42.830 So I mean, yeah, you go. 22:44.190 --> 22:49.810 You guys want to charge $27 for a freaking vodka cranberry? 22:51.150 --> 22:51.830 Yeah. 22:51.830 --> 23:02.370 Like I don't blame Gen Z for not going out to the bar and spending $150 on like three drinks 23:02.990 --> 23:06.410 each, you know, you want to get a buzz? 23:06.790 --> 23:07.890 Who could blame them? 23:09.370 --> 23:10.670 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 23:10.670 --> 23:13.750 I'm like, alcohol is no longer accessible. 23:14.610 --> 23:18.250 Alcohol is the most accessible drug forever. 23:18.610 --> 23:20.510 How they're like, fuck it, we doing whippets. 23:23.990 --> 23:30.070 Fucking fucking snort Chinese research chemicals and fucking vape DMT. 23:31.150 --> 23:31.670 Yeah. 23:31.890 --> 23:35.910 For I mean, I don't know y'all's area, but for my area, I mean, 23:36.070 --> 23:39.770 you growing up, the first thing that you did was usually, you know, 23:40.670 --> 23:43.970 drink your beer, you know, just shot a liquor. 23:44.550 --> 23:47.090 It wasn't even really the weed and stuff for my area. 23:48.430 --> 23:50.970 It's always having somebody go buy you some beer or liquor. 23:51.490 --> 23:51.870 Right. 23:52.310 --> 23:53.570 That's a bunch of malarkey. 23:55.490 --> 23:56.590 Bunch of malarkey. 23:58.910 --> 23:59.950 What just happened? 24:01.510 --> 24:02.290 Bunch of malarkey. 24:05.250 --> 24:05.930 Who's playing? 24:06.090 --> 24:07.430 Is that Wheezy playing at the background? 24:10.790 --> 24:11.570 I'm sitting there. 24:12.330 --> 24:13.110 I'm sitting there. 24:13.170 --> 24:15.730 I'm like, I'm hearing something, but there ain't nobody moving in my house. 24:16.390 --> 24:17.990 Turn that up a little bit. 24:18.150 --> 24:18.410 Wheezy. 24:18.570 --> 24:19.330 It's a little soft. 24:20.910 --> 24:22.390 That's a bunch of malarkey. 24:26.670 --> 24:27.690 That's not me, man. 24:27.850 --> 24:28.210 I don't know. 24:28.610 --> 24:30.110 I think she is hearing things. 24:32.110 --> 24:32.990 Am I? 24:34.370 --> 24:35.110 Just kidding. 24:35.890 --> 24:38.930 Well, everybody froze right after I started talking. 24:38.930 --> 24:41.450 So, you know, I was like, oh, shit. 24:41.710 --> 24:44.590 Because, you know, we're under, I'm under a foot of snow here. 24:45.990 --> 24:46.350 Damn. 24:48.250 --> 24:49.150 Yeah, I was like, damn. 24:49.710 --> 24:52.610 I was like, damn, here goes the internet and the power, but it's all good. 24:53.150 --> 24:54.090 I grilled out the night. 25:00.670 --> 25:01.590 Here we go. 25:06.130 --> 25:06.490 What? 25:07.030 --> 25:07.290 Yeah. 25:07.770 --> 25:09.810 That dude looks like he's on the transport trucks. 25:12.630 --> 25:13.110 What's that? 25:13.730 --> 25:14.790 Why are we getting some echo here? 25:16.190 --> 25:17.590 Oh, it's because I'm playing it. 25:17.610 --> 25:18.570 I'll get it off them. 25:19.410 --> 25:20.570 Yeah, yeah, he's playing it. 25:22.510 --> 25:24.010 Just a bunch of malarkey, bro. 25:29.450 --> 25:30.170 Hold up. 25:31.250 --> 25:31.610 Yeah. 25:31.730 --> 25:35.070 Malarkey was one of those names that I thought I had seen win a whole bunch. 25:35.370 --> 25:38.150 But now that I go and look, he's actually been getting knocked out. 25:38.290 --> 25:39.190 So it's not bad. 25:47.620 --> 25:48.560 Maybe that's back. 25:48.620 --> 25:51.480 It's back in 21 where I was seeing him get some wins. 25:55.040 --> 25:55.860 What is it? 25:56.100 --> 25:57.760 All stuff was next. 25:58.020 --> 26:00.840 So we got a, oh, that should be a good one. 26:01.280 --> 26:04.460 Tight to evasah versus talus and to share. 26:07.060 --> 26:11.160 I mean, to evasah was a craze right there for a little bit until. 26:11.440 --> 26:11.640 Yeah. 26:12.200 --> 26:13.640 Sarah gone, knocked them out. 26:14.500 --> 26:17.400 And to be honest, he almost knocked out Sarah gone. 26:18.320 --> 26:21.620 What saved Sarah was the damn cage when he hit him. 26:22.000 --> 26:25.000 He banged against the cage and that woke Sarah back up. 26:25.020 --> 26:28.660 There's no fucking heavyweight class, man. 26:29.600 --> 26:30.300 It's really not. 26:30.980 --> 26:36.320 Everybody's either ducking everybody or get busy getting arrested or fucking 26:37.240 --> 26:43.300 just not up to like actual professional fight caliber. 26:45.560 --> 26:48.400 Hey, they got a lot of, they got a lot of fat ones, though. 26:48.900 --> 26:49.380 Yeah. 26:50.320 --> 26:51.840 They've got plenty of fat people, son. 26:52.060 --> 26:52.500 Sure. 26:53.280 --> 26:54.040 That's something. 26:56.320 --> 26:57.880 All of them got rotund bellies. 26:58.060 --> 27:00.660 We got two guys who come in here with rotund bellies. 27:00.820 --> 27:02.780 I mean, right, right. 27:03.020 --> 27:04.740 We got butter bean and butter bean. 27:05.440 --> 27:05.680 Yeah. 27:07.120 --> 27:10.440 It's kind of funny how the two heavyweights that are, 27:10.740 --> 27:13.080 and I'm not counting John Jones because he's, 27:13.080 --> 27:15.240 he fights sporadically. 27:15.340 --> 27:17.820 But the two heavyweights that are actually in shape, 27:17.960 --> 27:19.660 of course, has ran through the division, 27:19.760 --> 27:22.440 which has been Aspinol and Sarah gone. 27:25.800 --> 27:27.280 Everybody else is just, I mean. 27:27.440 --> 27:30.420 I mean, Aspinol is done after that. 27:30.500 --> 27:30.880 Oh, yeah. 27:31.180 --> 27:31.640 I poke. 27:31.980 --> 27:32.840 He's not coming back. 27:34.160 --> 27:34.600 Yeah. 27:34.700 --> 27:36.000 He might really not come back. 27:36.400 --> 27:37.480 He might as well get his belt up. 27:37.860 --> 27:39.220 He said he's blind forever, man. 27:39.740 --> 27:40.080 Yeah. 27:40.460 --> 27:40.760 Yeah. 27:41.240 --> 27:41.520 Yeah. 27:43.580 --> 27:45.080 He's also just like these. 27:45.720 --> 27:48.380 So how many years now that the heavyweight belt 27:48.380 --> 27:52.300 has actually been like vacated with an interim champ? 27:53.280 --> 27:55.000 Godly, like the last five years. 27:55.280 --> 27:55.540 Right. 27:55.760 --> 27:55.980 Right. 27:56.100 --> 27:56.840 That's what I'm saying. 27:57.100 --> 27:59.100 There's fucking nobody in that division. 28:03.320 --> 28:04.920 I mean, it's been bad. 28:05.440 --> 28:05.800 What are we doing, man? 28:06.220 --> 28:07.260 Might as well be like, 28:07.380 --> 28:08.880 hey, look for an exhibition, 28:09.120 --> 28:11.060 we're going to let a couple of old fat guys 28:11.060 --> 28:14.800 roll around before fucking hammer fist each other 28:14.800 --> 28:16.500 until one of them strokes out. 28:16.560 --> 28:18.180 We've got bets on that. 28:18.640 --> 28:19.820 It's fucking lay odds. 28:20.580 --> 28:23.700 We're going to bring back Randy Couture 28:23.700 --> 28:24.720 and Gloward to share. 28:25.580 --> 28:26.060 Yeah. 28:26.100 --> 28:26.600 What are we going to do? 28:26.720 --> 28:27.480 We're going to throw them in there. 28:28.040 --> 28:28.580 Right. 28:29.000 --> 28:29.760 Hell, yeah, dude. 28:30.640 --> 28:31.160 Hell, yeah. 28:31.400 --> 28:32.780 Get Chuck Liddell back out there. 28:34.320 --> 28:35.760 You know what I've never understood. 28:35.980 --> 28:37.480 So you're going to move from the first UFC? 28:37.840 --> 28:39.400 Yeah, there you go. 28:39.400 --> 28:43.720 I've never understood how these guys just sit there 28:43.720 --> 28:46.720 and they'll be emotional and they'll retire from the UFC. 28:47.240 --> 28:50.240 And in two weeks later, I see them in bare knuckle box 28:50.240 --> 28:51.820 and I'm like, dog, I thought you were done. 28:52.920 --> 28:54.760 I mean, like. 28:55.520 --> 28:57.480 Hey, man, then bills ain't going to pay themselves. 28:58.560 --> 29:00.640 Nigga dropped my retirement party 29:00.640 --> 29:03.340 cost me more than I ever won from the UFC. 29:03.900 --> 29:05.640 So now I got to get back out. 29:06.680 --> 29:08.260 Why, a lot of them wrote demand. 29:09.400 --> 29:12.040 We'll sign up to get knocked out by Jake Paul, man. 29:13.240 --> 29:16.100 Like more money getting knocked out by Jake Paul 29:16.100 --> 29:19.720 in a fake fight than they did their entire career doing UFC. 29:20.580 --> 29:20.700 Yep. 29:21.320 --> 29:23.860 Hey, well, you know, you know, there's the conspiracy 29:23.860 --> 29:27.380 swirling around that Anthony Joshua 29:27.380 --> 29:29.520 was supposed to knock out Jake Paul. 29:29.720 --> 29:31.260 And then, of course, a few weeks later. 29:31.760 --> 29:32.940 That's why he's fucking in a car crash. 29:34.400 --> 29:35.500 What, in Africa? 29:36.220 --> 29:36.720 Two weeks later? 29:37.780 --> 29:37.800 Yeah. 29:37.800 --> 29:39.900 Or a week later or something? 29:40.000 --> 29:41.300 Yeah, it's like next week. 29:43.280 --> 29:46.260 So he was supposed to throw a fight, but didn't throw a fight. 29:46.480 --> 29:47.920 And then he got in a car crash. 29:48.580 --> 29:49.040 Yeah. 29:49.180 --> 29:51.000 And it's two best friends died in it. 29:51.120 --> 29:51.580 Yeah. 29:51.900 --> 29:53.980 Two of the fucking five people in the car died. 29:55.100 --> 29:55.740 Where's the Masada? 29:56.240 --> 29:56.820 Where's the Masada? 29:58.340 --> 29:59.260 Jake Paul. 29:59.640 --> 30:02.920 Jake Paul is the tribe. 30:03.980 --> 30:05.800 And Logan Paul is like the biggest 30:05.800 --> 30:07.420 scammer on fucking planet Earth. 30:08.040 --> 30:08.920 Oh, we're sure. 30:10.580 --> 30:14.200 I've been following his Pokemon fucking scam 30:14.200 --> 30:15.800 that he's been pulling for years. 30:16.000 --> 30:18.360 So he sold the same card like three fucking times, 30:18.620 --> 30:20.160 scammed everybody out of their fucking money. 30:20.780 --> 30:22.500 And the shit ain't even a PSA 10. 30:22.660 --> 30:23.360 It's a fucking fake. 30:24.140 --> 30:26.660 So what a fucking piece of shit that guy is. 30:27.700 --> 30:30.180 I mean, literally, that guy is a piece of dog shit. 30:30.680 --> 30:32.660 No one should ever talk to that fuck ever again. 30:33.480 --> 30:35.420 So let me let me ask you guys this. 30:35.940 --> 30:37.320 I don't think we've ever talked about it. 30:37.880 --> 30:41.360 Um, how many of his fights were thrown? 30:41.580 --> 30:44.620 Were all of them thrown or were some a mix? 30:45.480 --> 30:46.220 Jake Paul. 30:47.020 --> 30:47.140 Yeah. 30:47.720 --> 30:50.820 Jake Paul or any other fight in his entire life. 30:51.280 --> 30:54.840 No, not not from the time he was seven years old. 30:58.020 --> 30:59.820 Going all the way back to seven. 31:00.740 --> 31:04.060 As soon as he hit like first, second grade, dude, 31:04.060 --> 31:08.000 never fucking fair or legit fight. 31:09.220 --> 31:11.200 Because I would just watch this guy. 31:11.300 --> 31:14.560 I'm like, he's probably better than the average Joe, 31:14.800 --> 31:16.780 but to get in there with a pro fuck. 31:16.920 --> 31:19.000 No, dude, like the Tyrone Woodley fight. 31:19.420 --> 31:22.480 I was such a telegraphed and scripted. 31:22.920 --> 31:25.620 I want to I want to watch him mouth off 31:25.620 --> 31:27.580 to Sean Strickland in a casino. 31:30.580 --> 31:31.700 That's what I want. 31:31.900 --> 31:33.140 I want to see that happen. 31:33.140 --> 31:36.940 When Sean Strickland takes no mercy on his sparring partners, 31:37.840 --> 31:41.480 what do you think he would do to fucking one of the Paul brothers? 31:42.480 --> 31:45.620 Oh, do you ever see Strickland fuck up that veteran guy? 31:45.940 --> 31:46.220 Yeah. 31:47.000 --> 31:47.480 Like that. 31:47.660 --> 31:50.140 I was like, God damn, dude, that was uncalled for. 31:50.380 --> 31:52.220 And if he doesn't do someone like that, 31:52.840 --> 31:54.980 you put up a sneak. 31:55.300 --> 31:57.100 Oh, kid was hilarious though. 31:57.540 --> 31:59.480 God, that was funny. 32:01.120 --> 32:01.900 Oh, sneaky. 32:04.680 --> 32:05.560 On the stream. 32:05.980 --> 32:08.500 These streamers are back on the rise again. 32:09.180 --> 32:11.000 I don't get why them as these motherfuckers are famous. 32:11.800 --> 32:13.120 I just don't have any fucking clue. 32:13.660 --> 32:17.020 The new the new guys, the was it the cloveicular. 32:18.320 --> 32:20.020 Oh, 20 year old kid. 32:20.400 --> 32:21.760 Yeah, he's famous. 32:22.020 --> 32:23.200 Run over surgery. 32:24.080 --> 32:25.140 Yeah, they talked. 32:25.600 --> 32:29.400 Yeah, it gets like Ellen Page's baby sister. 32:31.000 --> 32:34.580 I just read he's going to Israel to kiss the wall and apologize for Kanye. 32:34.940 --> 32:35.580 Oh, yeah. 32:36.600 --> 32:37.080 Yeah. 32:37.140 --> 32:41.160 Oh, for the whole day through all of them under the bus immediately. 32:42.800 --> 32:45.460 All trips to Israel should be one fucking way. 32:45.640 --> 32:46.540 End of story. 32:49.580 --> 32:53.580 The boy did passport and no ability to return. 32:54.160 --> 32:54.660 Hey, man. 32:54.920 --> 32:58.320 Folks just want to go to the Holy Land and feel that feel that spirit, 32:58.320 --> 33:00.680 the spirits right there, man, in the Holy Land. 33:00.760 --> 33:07.240 Look, you can go to two below Mississippi and visit Elvis Presley's birthplace 33:07.240 --> 33:08.820 whenever you want to. 33:09.120 --> 33:11.000 And you don't have to go to the Middle East. 33:11.280 --> 33:12.100 It's right there. 33:12.820 --> 33:14.820 Ain't they some wall you're supposed to go rub on? 33:15.120 --> 33:16.580 Doesn't that get you closer to God? 33:16.680 --> 33:19.080 The ancient Roman fortress glory hole. 33:20.440 --> 33:22.220 Yeah, they're all out there. 33:23.020 --> 33:25.140 The old Roman glory hole. 33:26.940 --> 33:27.500 Yeah. 33:28.520 --> 33:34.000 Corey, I mean, they're doing this for more than just kissing up. 33:34.220 --> 33:41.560 This is a spiritual awakening he's going to have out there in Jerusalem. 33:42.180 --> 33:42.540 You know what I'm saying? 33:42.600 --> 33:43.980 Like I said, one way, bitch. 33:45.060 --> 33:45.420 One way. 33:48.000 --> 33:51.140 Man, you can't have a spiritual awakening no more. 33:51.300 --> 33:54.620 Can't even go out there and receive the holy water right from the source. 33:55.040 --> 33:56.720 I don't know what you're doing with two men, 33:56.720 --> 33:59.900 but I went to the one where they told me that God is everywhere. 34:00.380 --> 34:06.380 And so I don't need to make that particular journey. 34:07.400 --> 34:10.700 I'm just saying, I mean, they said, hey, they say this is the spot. 34:11.000 --> 34:14.820 OK, so that wall that they fucking kiss ain't even what they say it is. 34:15.040 --> 34:17.160 No, it's a fucking Roman fort. 34:17.360 --> 34:18.540 Yes, it's a Roman fort. 34:18.720 --> 34:21.780 Yeah, that's why I call it the old Roman glory hole. 34:24.200 --> 34:25.280 Well, I mean. 34:26.140 --> 34:29.260 They're the fakest people that have ever fucking lived, dude. 34:29.340 --> 34:32.280 He wants to believe it's real. 34:33.840 --> 34:35.500 He wants to believe. 34:35.920 --> 34:36.900 Let him have his faith. 34:37.180 --> 34:42.000 It's like it's like if the juggalos with their fucking face paint 34:42.000 --> 34:44.400 all of a sudden said that they were a race and a people 34:44.400 --> 34:46.040 and they needed their homeland back. 34:46.660 --> 34:48.720 The whole world would fucking laugh at them. 34:48.820 --> 34:50.540 And like, that's exactly how I see these people. 34:50.680 --> 34:53.300 It's no fucking they want to take back Atlanta. 34:53.900 --> 34:54.820 I bet they would. 34:55.640 --> 34:56.720 I bet they would. 34:56.880 --> 34:59.760 I bet they would claim like Atlanta is the Holy Land. 34:59.960 --> 35:01.220 And like, we're taking it back. 35:03.380 --> 35:04.620 You know what's funny, man? 35:05.160 --> 35:09.640 When you analyze all that shit, I've been I've been on a quest. 35:09.840 --> 35:14.120 I've read Book of Genesis, Exodus, all that bullshit, Deuteronomy, 35:15.580 --> 35:16.660 Book of Joshua. 35:18.300 --> 35:20.860 It's all made up fucking fairy tales, man. 35:20.900 --> 35:21.820 You know, something wheezy. 35:21.940 --> 35:23.220 You know who you should get on your show? 35:23.220 --> 35:27.700 This fucking guy who I just watched like 15 hours of interviews with this guy. 35:27.720 --> 35:29.460 He's my new favorite person on YouTube. 35:29.720 --> 35:31.280 This guy named Amon Hillman. 35:31.400 --> 35:32.100 You ever heard of him? 35:32.620 --> 35:32.900 No. 35:33.520 --> 35:33.920 He's a. 35:33.960 --> 35:34.560 I'll check him out. 35:34.840 --> 35:37.640 He's a PhD classicist in classics. 35:38.340 --> 35:40.520 And that's the ancient Greek stuff. 35:41.220 --> 35:44.560 And he talks about the real translations of the Greek texts 35:44.560 --> 35:46.860 and how all the texts come from Greek. 35:47.260 --> 35:49.540 And Hebrew is just an evolution of Greek and all. 35:49.880 --> 35:51.000 Dude, he's fucking shit's amazing. 35:51.480 --> 35:52.560 And he's really creepy. 35:52.720 --> 35:53.880 And he got tattoos on his head. 35:54.220 --> 35:56.480 And he talks like he's a real weirdo like this. 35:56.760 --> 35:57.740 So yeah, he's cool. 35:59.380 --> 36:02.420 It's like interviewing Stevo, but he's not a retard. 36:05.040 --> 36:06.260 That's very close. 36:09.300 --> 36:14.200 Actually, if you go back to the 23rd Scholar 36:14.200 --> 36:19.640 and the tradition of Aristotle, you'll find. 36:21.140 --> 36:22.860 That would be great, dude. 36:23.260 --> 36:23.900 That would be great. 36:23.940 --> 36:25.580 Kind of accent was that brah. 36:25.720 --> 36:26.420 That's Stevo. 36:26.600 --> 36:27.980 Have you not heard Stevo talk? 36:30.680 --> 36:31.200 Yeah. 36:31.720 --> 36:33.280 Pull up Stevo right now. 36:34.080 --> 36:34.540 All right. 36:34.920 --> 36:35.440 Hey, hey. 36:36.060 --> 36:36.600 Tell me. 36:36.840 --> 36:38.040 Tell me how off I am. 36:39.680 --> 36:40.300 I give good. 36:40.520 --> 36:41.520 I give good fucking. 36:41.880 --> 36:42.980 You give good head. 36:43.180 --> 36:43.680 All right. 36:44.140 --> 36:45.120 I give good voice. 36:47.160 --> 36:48.400 Give good voice. 36:49.240 --> 36:49.560 Okay. 36:49.660 --> 36:50.700 We got the phallus coming out. 36:50.700 --> 36:53.520 Tony Vossa looks like he's in immaculate shape tonight. 36:54.260 --> 36:54.860 Right? 36:55.340 --> 36:55.500 Right. 36:55.960 --> 36:59.860 He looks like he just got fucking given Joey Chastner 36:59.860 --> 37:00.800 to run for his money. 37:04.960 --> 37:06.040 Oh, man. 37:07.960 --> 37:09.260 God, lady. 37:11.600 --> 37:14.180 I mean, that was a good pull. 37:14.540 --> 37:15.020 It was. 37:15.280 --> 37:16.520 That was a good pull, dude. 37:17.640 --> 37:18.700 We'll fucking hear it. 37:19.480 --> 37:20.240 Well, look. 37:20.360 --> 37:23.740 Hey, Northside said that we could use some Lux Maxon. 37:24.500 --> 37:26.360 Maybe we need to get with Clovicular. 37:27.060 --> 37:30.500 So he looks like California with the rest of the collection. 37:30.840 --> 37:32.260 I don't know if I would like. 37:32.460 --> 37:33.800 The ankle looks like a knee. 37:35.480 --> 37:37.180 The ankle looks like a knee. 37:37.540 --> 37:38.800 Shut the fuck up, Weezy. 37:43.080 --> 37:44.220 That was Stevo. 37:44.760 --> 37:46.240 My ankle looks like a knee. 37:47.960 --> 37:50.860 So, man, California is looking to implement a driving tax, 37:51.020 --> 37:52.460 the tax you on your fucking miles. 37:52.680 --> 37:55.260 These people just need to be taken out, bro. 37:55.800 --> 37:57.560 Where's the Hell's Angels when you fucking need them? 37:58.940 --> 38:01.840 Well, it'd be like what I showed you with Virginia. 38:02.620 --> 38:04.380 I mean, I don't know what they got going on there. 38:06.360 --> 38:08.200 The Hell's Angels went on corporate. 38:09.580 --> 38:10.940 Oh, yeah, they did, didn't they? 38:12.580 --> 38:13.620 Mm-hmm. 38:14.360 --> 38:17.540 They probably, what they call it when you open your company up 38:17.540 --> 38:19.800 where people can buy a stock in it. 38:20.960 --> 38:21.480 Public. 38:21.640 --> 38:22.520 Going public, yeah. 38:22.900 --> 38:24.580 Yeah, Hell's Angels went public, yeah. 38:24.960 --> 38:25.160 Yeah. 38:30.540 --> 38:31.580 There are. 38:32.180 --> 38:33.540 Who gave Weezy a soundboard? 38:33.640 --> 38:38.860 It's not like there aren't 1% or clubs, but at this point. 38:39.580 --> 38:40.560 Yo, cut it out, Weezy. 38:44.280 --> 38:59.780 At this point, finding a 1% or club that isn't 35% to 85% feds with bikes is pretty difficult. 39:00.460 --> 39:02.960 Is it 35% to 85%? 39:03.240 --> 39:05.700 That's a bad, it's bad. 39:09.380 --> 39:14.580 Hey, I wonder if you're, are they still giving out applications for the Patriot Front? 39:15.460 --> 39:15.680 Yeah. 39:15.680 --> 39:17.800 So you can get on, you know what I'm saying? 39:18.160 --> 39:20.580 Get your khakis and your blue quarters up. 39:21.440 --> 39:24.000 Yeah, I'm trying to, I'm trying to do like that. 39:24.060 --> 39:25.140 Was it the National Guard? 39:25.700 --> 39:28.440 Was it two weekends a month or some shit like that? 39:28.620 --> 39:30.780 No, that's all, that's all fake, bro. 39:30.980 --> 39:33.680 That's all, that's all CIA comes by shit. 39:34.500 --> 39:34.820 What do you mean? 39:34.820 --> 39:36.680 Your reserves is spook shit. 39:38.080 --> 39:40.000 Okay, so when you say you're in the reserves, 39:40.280 --> 39:44.280 that just gives you the excuse you need to disappear twice a month to do whatever the 39:44.280 --> 39:46.420 fuck you need to do under the cover of them in the reserves. 39:47.300 --> 39:47.540 Duh. 39:49.200 --> 39:54.500 Oh, I thought they were like going out there and like running in or running a few miles and 39:55.180 --> 39:58.260 All these books got a reserve background for a reason. 39:58.540 --> 39:58.780 Oh, okay. 39:59.460 --> 40:00.020 Oh, shit. 40:00.140 --> 40:03.700 They just swinging the the chief spook right now. 40:05.020 --> 40:06.020 Tulsi Gabbard. 40:06.720 --> 40:10.320 Bro, bro, this is that group with the fucking Satan guy. 40:11.400 --> 40:11.900 Huh? 40:12.700 --> 40:15.840 She was in that fucking, she had a fan, did you know what I mean? 40:15.900 --> 40:18.140 It's a IOPS group that was run by fucking Aquino. 40:18.520 --> 40:19.220 Aquino, yeah. 40:20.840 --> 40:28.880 Yeah, who provided the DNA for both Eric and Kirk and JD Vance. 40:29.580 --> 40:30.180 Oh my god. 40:30.180 --> 40:34.280 They have the exact same forehead and fucking eye. 40:34.280 --> 40:37.260 Once upon a time, I would have thought that was crazy. 40:39.460 --> 40:40.420 Ooh, ooh. 40:41.360 --> 40:42.640 Tashira's trying, man. 40:43.460 --> 40:47.340 It's not like, I mean, Tashira's in way better shape. 40:49.160 --> 40:51.040 And he's also five inches taller. 40:51.540 --> 40:51.760 Yeah. 40:51.960 --> 40:53.040 Plus he's a six, seven. 40:53.260 --> 40:54.920 He's like no more than a foot taller, yeah. 40:56.640 --> 40:58.760 Fucking half a nephilim out there. 40:59.420 --> 41:00.320 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 41:04.280 --> 41:05.240 How tall is Tashira? 41:05.460 --> 41:06.600 He does look like a six. 41:06.820 --> 41:07.740 He's six, seven. 41:08.480 --> 41:09.300 God damn. 41:10.340 --> 41:11.980 Man, just grab the things, man. 41:13.340 --> 41:13.980 Don't worry about it. 41:13.980 --> 41:17.860 I was so bummed at, it wasn't bummed, but it was just, 41:17.980 --> 41:21.920 it was like, god damn it, at Third Eye in Nashville 41:22.460 --> 41:26.100 because there was one empty chair and it was the only chair 41:26.100 --> 41:28.520 that was set higher than anybody else's. 41:28.760 --> 41:31.360 And it was right next to me and it was the one 41:31.360 --> 41:32.800 that Kurt Metzger sat in. 41:32.800 --> 41:37.060 And he's like six, four, six, five about it. 41:38.220 --> 41:42.420 And he's in a chair that was a solid like six inches 41:42.420 --> 41:44.960 further up off the ground than everybody else. 41:45.880 --> 41:49.300 So he just wound up looking like this fucking. 41:50.280 --> 41:50.880 Gargantuan. 41:51.720 --> 41:52.320 Yeah. 41:52.780 --> 41:55.620 Because everybody else on stage is like me and Charlie 41:55.620 --> 42:02.520 and fucking Tripoli and Scott Armstrong and like nobody's 42:02.520 --> 42:04.180 like giant. 42:05.920 --> 42:10.160 And then in comes Metzger who is a fucking ogre. 42:13.960 --> 42:19.040 Dude, Tashira on the, at the mounted position. 42:19.240 --> 42:19.680 God damn. 42:19.880 --> 42:22.840 It looks like he's, he's not getting some side booty 42:22.840 --> 42:23.620 what it looks like. 42:24.180 --> 42:25.680 Man, we're up inside a booty. 42:26.920 --> 42:28.300 This is heavyweight, right? 42:28.880 --> 42:29.140 Yeah. 42:29.800 --> 42:30.700 Oh, they're lightweight. 42:31.000 --> 42:31.780 The featherweight's room. 42:31.780 --> 42:33.440 There's a featherweight, bro. 42:34.660 --> 42:37.020 I was watching some sumo with her man. 42:37.320 --> 42:41.460 I told you see all that belly, man. 42:41.720 --> 42:42.280 It's heavyweight. 42:42.520 --> 42:44.460 Heavyweight's the only division where you just, 42:44.480 --> 42:46.160 you just come in out of shape. 42:46.660 --> 42:49.960 I think two giant tortoises fuck at the zoo ones 42:49.960 --> 42:51.140 and it looked just like this. 42:53.360 --> 42:55.920 We must have been hitting up the pig roast, bro. 42:58.360 --> 42:58.860 Okay. 43:00.500 --> 43:02.600 So the heavyweight guys ain't got to make weight. 43:02.740 --> 43:03.660 They're just like, whatever. 43:04.200 --> 43:04.800 Yeah. 43:07.020 --> 43:11.240 Except they're gonna like, no fucking show up. 43:11.440 --> 43:12.660 Maybe we'll pay one of you. 43:13.420 --> 43:16.380 The only difference or exception to that rule 43:16.380 --> 43:17.440 was Francis Nagano. 43:17.880 --> 43:20.880 Yeah, technically the max is 265. 43:21.280 --> 43:22.140 So yeah. 43:23.200 --> 43:24.920 So which is crazy. 43:25.220 --> 43:28.180 So the heavyweight division goes from 206 pounds 43:28.860 --> 43:31.720 or 207 pounds all the way up to 265. 43:32.240 --> 43:33.340 That's just heavyweight. 43:33.520 --> 43:35.140 That's a big ass weight class. 43:36.260 --> 43:37.460 Fucking huge, man. 43:38.700 --> 43:41.280 Where everybody else is like 10, 15 pounds. 43:42.180 --> 43:45.260 Too awesome to get fucking worked, man. 43:47.140 --> 43:49.640 Yeah, he's everybody gonna get slept tonight. 43:52.080 --> 43:53.540 No, he's holding on, man. 43:53.960 --> 43:55.620 He's holding on for when they get back on the feet. 43:57.520 --> 43:58.260 Next round. 43:59.740 --> 44:00.860 Oh, that was a good buy. 44:01.080 --> 44:01.580 Oh, okay. 44:01.780 --> 44:02.080 Okay. 44:02.320 --> 44:03.760 Oh, oh, he took that knee. 44:04.160 --> 44:05.000 Oh, where are my man going? 44:05.360 --> 44:06.900 You're way ahead of us. 44:07.800 --> 44:08.540 Oh, yeah. 44:09.680 --> 44:10.200 Oh, shit. 44:10.220 --> 44:11.740 That's why we provide a link. 44:12.420 --> 44:14.860 So we're all on the way to be a team player. 44:15.020 --> 44:15.340 They're a cute. 44:15.800 --> 44:16.440 Yeah, man. 44:16.740 --> 44:17.160 What the fuck? 44:19.220 --> 44:21.960 Do we bustle the red-headed Polynesians? 44:24.380 --> 44:25.220 That is wild. 44:29.760 --> 44:32.120 You know, Steve, at this point, I think I've watched 44:32.120 --> 44:34.560 every goddamn video on YouTube about Reno. 44:35.440 --> 44:35.880 Yeah. 44:36.600 --> 44:37.040 Everyone. 44:38.960 --> 44:41.580 What's your, uh, what's your conclusion? 44:42.680 --> 44:43.340 I don't know, man. 44:43.940 --> 44:45.120 Is it a lemon or is it lemonade? 44:45.500 --> 44:47.080 It's a flip of a coin. 44:47.740 --> 44:48.000 Yeah. 44:49.900 --> 44:50.580 That's fair. 44:52.900 --> 44:53.700 I'm adventurous. 44:54.620 --> 44:55.520 I'll fucking go anywhere. 44:55.800 --> 44:56.100 I don't care. 44:56.620 --> 44:57.480 I got nothing else going on. 44:57.580 --> 44:58.620 I can do my going on anywhere. 44:58.620 --> 45:00.360 So I give it a shot. 45:04.960 --> 45:06.260 I have to get a flight pass 45:06.260 --> 45:07.680 so I can go to Vegas on the weekends. 45:08.060 --> 45:12.240 I was going to say, man, it's yeah, the 20 minute flight. 45:18.100 --> 45:19.780 The greatest thing about the area, 45:19.780 --> 45:22.680 honestly, is the area, the fucking weather, the climate, 45:23.040 --> 45:27.320 like the location, the mountains, like it's amazing. 45:27.680 --> 45:28.600 It doesn't get much better. 45:29.180 --> 45:31.700 Like I'm at in Fort Collins is about as good as it gets, 45:31.800 --> 45:32.400 except for that. 45:32.900 --> 45:34.780 You're going to have an issue right here shortly. 45:35.000 --> 45:39.800 You have to pay $45 every single time you fly extra. 45:40.580 --> 45:41.000 What? 45:41.880 --> 45:45.160 If you don't have the real ID or passport. 45:45.740 --> 45:46.540 I'm in Colorado. 45:46.780 --> 45:48.820 They had real ID before there was real ID, bro. 45:48.940 --> 45:52.260 They were like, they were like so into the communism. 45:52.420 --> 45:53.900 They had that shit from the jump. 45:55.180 --> 45:55.600 Yeah. 45:55.780 --> 45:56.620 So it's just something out. 45:56.780 --> 45:58.920 But I'm getting ready to move my residency to Florida. 45:59.540 --> 45:59.960 Yeah. 45:59.960 --> 46:05.780 If you don't have it on paper only, $45 every time you fly, 46:05.880 --> 46:06.920 because you know, they got to verify. 46:07.340 --> 46:09.540 Bro, I told you the last time I went on a fucking plane 46:10.120 --> 46:12.520 on the way to Florida, I wasn't even thinking. 46:12.680 --> 46:15.580 I was just like in line with all the other cows and fucking, 46:15.860 --> 46:19.380 they didn't ask me for my ID once, not fucking one time. 46:19.940 --> 46:22.360 They scan my boarding pass and then that was it. 46:24.840 --> 46:25.480 Oh, okay. 46:25.540 --> 46:26.860 So much for fucking security. 46:27.160 --> 46:29.360 They must have facial recognition me or something. 46:29.960 --> 46:30.860 Yeah, they knew who you were. 46:31.020 --> 46:31.740 They said, oh, I know. 46:31.900 --> 46:33.280 I know that bloody history fuck. 46:34.580 --> 46:36.800 He's on our anti-semite list. 46:37.420 --> 46:43.460 All right, we got around to ask you to lift your stack 46:43.460 --> 46:45.860 and fill us your ID list. 46:46.080 --> 46:51.240 You're saying to Vasa is already looking winded. 46:51.840 --> 46:53.120 He can't help it. 46:53.160 --> 47:03.190 He got all that barely seconds in 20 seconds in to be 47:03.190 --> 47:06.710 honest to Vasa looks like a kid out there. 47:08.510 --> 47:10.510 The sheer is so damn tall. 47:18.630 --> 47:22.130 Yeah, he looks like the fucking fat bully 47:23.150 --> 47:26.390 that fucking has been picking on this kid 47:27.830 --> 47:30.210 for like six years and all of a sudden, 47:30.250 --> 47:33.170 Tishira came back to school after summer in a growth 47:33.170 --> 47:40.010 spurt and freaking working for his Theo at the 47:40.610 --> 47:42.370 Brickland fucking company. 47:45.150 --> 47:46.970 And he's like, all right. 47:47.050 --> 47:47.470 Yeah, sure. 47:47.930 --> 47:48.690 That's how Tank Abbott used to look. 47:48.910 --> 47:50.570 Tank Abbott used to be a fat guy like that. 47:53.750 --> 48:02.690 Oh, huge leg kicks to Vasa. 48:02.890 --> 48:05.870 But that was a nice straight left from Tishira. 48:06.530 --> 48:07.530 An answer. 48:22.840 --> 48:24.160 He did. 48:24.240 --> 48:25.920 To Vasa did have a good run. 48:26.800 --> 48:28.300 And I think his runs over there. 48:28.880 --> 48:47.420 Oh, not sure what to Vasa thinks he's going to do right now. 48:48.920 --> 48:49.960 Oh, they're him. 48:50.140 --> 48:51.120 Did he get his dick sucked? 48:57.980 --> 49:00.160 I put my belly on you. 49:00.440 --> 49:03.260 I was looking serious liver shot. 49:05.860 --> 49:09.000 And now Tishira has top control. 49:12.920 --> 49:15.320 Yeah, boy. 49:15.460 --> 49:16.280 To Vasa, boy. 49:16.400 --> 49:17.100 He's sucking wind. 49:17.620 --> 49:20.180 Some nice crisp elbows from Tishira. 49:29.000 --> 49:31.160 Still two minutes to go in the round. 49:32.740 --> 49:33.640 Yeah, that's crazy. 49:34.700 --> 49:36.660 The first time I heard of Polly Market. 49:37.100 --> 49:38.180 Is that a new gambling site? 49:38.680 --> 49:39.020 Yeah. 49:44.320 --> 49:48.080 The gambling shit just, I mean, it's just gone overboard. 49:49.240 --> 49:50.700 I mean, I ain't going to lie to you about, 49:50.820 --> 49:52.920 can't even go get you a damn burger nowhere. 49:53.180 --> 49:54.340 It'd be gambling on that shit. 49:56.040 --> 49:57.280 How does that shit get illegal? 49:57.760 --> 50:00.920 I thought you had to go to like the bureaucracy to get all this shit. 50:01.080 --> 50:01.980 Oh, someone got bought off, huh? 50:02.420 --> 50:02.680 Yeah. 50:03.220 --> 50:03.540 Yeah. 50:05.680 --> 50:10.020 They'd be betting on whether they're going to miss your burger for McDonald's or not. 50:10.240 --> 50:11.180 I mean, you know what I'm saying? 50:14.240 --> 50:18.300 Yeah, they were betting on when we were going to invade Venezuela. 50:19.800 --> 50:20.820 I'm not kidding. 50:22.240 --> 50:24.800 There was one up there last a couple of weeks ago that was, 50:26.160 --> 50:28.880 well, Jesus returned before Grand Theft Auto 6. 50:35.120 --> 50:36.080 Oh, shit. 50:38.020 --> 50:40.080 Yeah, I'll take 500 on that, please. 50:44.420 --> 50:45.160 Yeah, dude. 50:46.180 --> 50:47.800 And it's making a killing, man. 50:47.960 --> 50:49.220 People actually do that shit. 50:51.580 --> 50:57.800 Like what's it over under on like cube scratching his balls on the third round of the next fight? 50:57.940 --> 50:59.400 Yeah, that's what it is. 50:59.400 --> 51:01.240 Like that kind of stupid shit, though. 51:01.880 --> 51:03.740 It puts me putting bets in. 51:03.940 --> 51:06.060 I'm like, you see, when you can bet on everything, 51:06.120 --> 51:09.580 it gets to a point where decisions will be made based on the betting odds. 51:09.760 --> 51:10.480 100 percent. 51:10.660 --> 51:11.520 It's already happening. 51:11.960 --> 51:15.900 There's a whole bunch of different professional athletes and former athletes 51:15.900 --> 51:22.240 that are all hemmed up in various different FBI related fucking gambling shit. 51:24.240 --> 51:24.760 Yeah. 51:25.860 --> 51:29.080 If it wasn't all totally rigged before, 51:29.640 --> 51:34.320 everybody's definitely trying their best to individually rig it currently. 51:34.700 --> 51:41.680 I saw Dana wait on YouTube and he was talking about he pulled a fight because the betting was. 51:42.540 --> 51:43.500 Yeah, that was last week. 51:44.020 --> 51:47.000 Was that last week that there was weird patterns going on in the bedding so they 51:47.000 --> 51:47.220 canceled. 51:47.320 --> 51:49.460 Man, it took two motherfuckers to pick up, too. 51:51.500 --> 51:52.500 Here's what I'm saying. 51:52.960 --> 51:54.880 Two of us earlier in that round, 51:55.260 --> 51:57.240 he just sat there and looked at the guys. 51:57.440 --> 51:58.720 He threw punches in his face. 51:58.720 --> 52:01.560 I was like, he ain't going to try to move. 52:01.760 --> 52:04.320 He just stared the guy down. 52:07.340 --> 52:10.100 Man, in that picture, Lopez got that Hitler haircut going on. 52:13.680 --> 52:17.380 And two, he's just like, who's not very aloha, bro. 52:18.640 --> 52:19.940 And two, he needs a knockout. 52:20.560 --> 52:21.000 Right. 52:21.260 --> 52:21.600 He did. 52:21.840 --> 52:24.780 He just kind of sat there like, oh, fuck, I'm getting hit. 52:25.460 --> 52:26.420 Yeah, he ain't going to get it. 52:26.660 --> 52:27.180 He hit those punches, though. 52:28.940 --> 52:30.540 He ain't going to get it. 52:32.340 --> 52:42.060 Third and final round in this heavyweight contest. 52:42.980 --> 52:45.040 Man, to share a little like he gassed. 52:46.140 --> 52:46.640 Yeah. 52:47.380 --> 52:48.760 Like he wobbling. 52:52.840 --> 53:00.000 Oh yeah, if two of us gets like a few solid leg kicks in, he'll buckle them. 53:03.260 --> 53:06.860 But those big, loping fucking hooks aren't going to do it. 53:26.300 --> 53:28.680 Dude, they're both just fucking big. 53:28.700 --> 53:32.480 Yeah, I mean, it's damn, it's pathetic is what it is. 53:38.220 --> 53:39.760 It's downright pathetic. 53:40.480 --> 53:45.320 It's like, this is your 12th and 15th ranked heavyweight. 53:45.520 --> 53:46.060 You know what I'm saying? 53:46.440 --> 53:49.080 It's like, these guys ain't close, man. 53:51.380 --> 53:54.180 Like, why is this on the main card? 53:57.860 --> 54:00.440 There were better fights on the undercard. 54:15.300 --> 54:22.900 Did did you guys see where not only is the director of the movie Melania 54:23.860 --> 54:33.060 like all over the new Epstein file drop, but like that movie itself that was premieres this weekend 54:34.570 --> 54:39.560 is set to have like one of the worst openings in movie history. 54:42.880 --> 54:47.780 Damn, two of us has actually landed a few. 54:49.220 --> 54:51.900 Damn, that was a hard right. 54:52.440 --> 54:53.620 Also, you're there. 54:54.100 --> 54:54.980 Yeah, there you go. 54:55.960 --> 54:57.580 You see what I'm putting right? 54:57.640 --> 54:57.940 Ratner. 54:58.920 --> 54:59.880 Yeah, what is it? 55:00.120 --> 55:00.560 Paul Walker. 55:05.720 --> 55:10.600 That dude in the white shirt is the director of the Melania movie. 55:11.260 --> 55:11.780 Okay. 55:12.540 --> 55:14.640 I thought it was a young drew. 55:16.120 --> 55:17.860 Refuge is so overwhelming, man. 55:18.020 --> 55:18.480 It's unbelievable. 55:25.300 --> 55:26.700 Man, this is pathetic, man. 55:26.920 --> 55:28.220 These niggas is just. 55:32.920 --> 55:36.200 Yeah, I guess the pinnacle athletes. 55:36.740 --> 55:38.780 I mean, look, I swear to God, I'll go by you. 55:38.920 --> 55:39.660 Mongolia barbecue. 55:39.920 --> 55:40.920 You just go down, dog. 55:43.940 --> 55:46.080 All the Mongolia barbecue you can eat. 55:48.020 --> 55:49.720 Dude, to share is done, man. 55:50.440 --> 55:52.400 That's the two of us are still in it. 55:52.520 --> 55:55.800 He just got to keep pushing to share is done, dude. 55:59.180 --> 56:00.880 He's got no energy, man. 56:00.880 --> 56:02.460 Break that shit up. 56:02.460 --> 56:03.660 Make them throw punches. 56:03.820 --> 56:04.620 This is dumb. 56:05.180 --> 56:08.060 Just when you got to, you got to summon that shit up, bro. 56:35.380 --> 56:40.200 You know what's crazy is that like, I see these fighters who 56:41.300 --> 56:44.000 know they're going to lose a decision and yet they can't 56:44.000 --> 56:46.700 summon anything up to try to go for a finish. 56:47.660 --> 56:48.100 Right. 56:50.300 --> 56:52.580 Like, I mean, at this point, it's too evasive 56:52.580 --> 56:54.540 trying to summon it and go for a finish. 56:55.140 --> 56:56.020 That's what I'm saying. 56:58.640 --> 57:01.380 He's trying to share is done, dude. 57:01.500 --> 57:01.980 Like mentally. 57:01.980 --> 57:02.400 Yeah. 57:02.620 --> 57:03.640 He's checked out. 57:03.920 --> 57:04.860 He's fucking done. 57:04.960 --> 57:07.180 His cardio is not. 57:08.460 --> 57:12.040 Yeah, but even though he's been getting his ass kicked, 57:12.600 --> 57:15.320 he just needs to fucking summon it one more, one more 57:15.320 --> 57:17.380 notch, man, and he'll get this. 57:19.160 --> 57:20.740 Got the summon, though. 57:21.280 --> 57:21.620 Right. 57:21.840 --> 57:24.120 All that belly, but that belly slow you down. 57:28.520 --> 57:32.420 Dude, you're like a minute too late for that shit. 57:32.760 --> 57:33.100 Right. 57:37.100 --> 57:43.500 Just to share is like, he's not doing anything to share. 57:43.720 --> 57:45.620 He's doing nothing to share. 57:45.620 --> 57:49.080 He's just trying to survive until he wasn't thinking 57:49.080 --> 57:50.950 didn't take advantage of it. 57:54.370 --> 57:54.810 Yeah. 57:54.810 --> 57:56.850 Like literally two of us could just came out and just 57:56.850 --> 57:59.950 continuously thrown bombs and to share with a wilted. 58:00.510 --> 58:00.950 Yep. 58:01.430 --> 58:03.830 I've seen so many people do that in the third round and 58:03.830 --> 58:05.430 like, all right, I got to get a knockout. 58:05.730 --> 58:07.250 I'm just throwing everything at him. 58:07.450 --> 58:08.730 I see this second wind. 58:09.050 --> 58:11.890 I'm just having a picnic now. 58:17.030 --> 58:18.650 That was a weird ass fight. 58:19.570 --> 58:20.810 Hey, that's your heavyweight division. 58:20.950 --> 58:21.490 Right there. 58:22.910 --> 58:23.950 It's garbage. 58:26.430 --> 58:32.850 And I'd say that, you know, not like just to talk shit, but 58:34.330 --> 58:38.710 for the aforementioned four to five year vacant title, 58:39.810 --> 58:43.990 this is, I know they were ranked 12 and 15, but this is 58:43.990 --> 58:46.610 something that we've seen from like the five, six, seven, 58:46.750 --> 58:47.990 eighth ranked fighters. 58:48.650 --> 58:49.270 Right. 58:49.270 --> 58:50.510 The entire division. 58:50.730 --> 58:53.150 That's not an atypical heavyweight fight. 58:53.670 --> 58:54.150 Shit. 58:54.190 --> 58:57.350 We just seen Derrick Lewis last week in the first minute 20. 58:57.670 --> 58:59.750 It's that three fucking rounds. 59:00.470 --> 59:00.950 Yeah. 59:01.010 --> 59:03.470 We just seen Derrick Lewis just sit down and say, 59:03.490 --> 59:05.610 shit, I want to fight next week. 59:06.050 --> 59:06.430 Yeah. 59:07.130 --> 59:09.910 He just straight up said, man, I don't want to be here. 59:10.370 --> 59:12.070 I'm kind of tired, boss. 59:15.330 --> 59:18.290 I mean, he didn't get hit and while they looked at him 59:18.290 --> 59:19.850 like, are you dead ass? 59:20.930 --> 59:24.550 They had to bring out fucking Barca loungers for the 59:24.550 --> 59:25.190 decisions. 59:25.410 --> 59:27.530 These two dudes could sit down, get comfy, 59:28.210 --> 59:31.310 don't raise an arm up with their fucking feet up. 59:37.330 --> 59:39.790 Neither of you should be proud of what just happened. 59:40.410 --> 59:41.690 You should both be embarrassed. 59:44.750 --> 59:47.650 And to share that some type of damn was he got a bite 59:47.650 --> 59:56.130 with all this jazz holding the cross. 59:56.130 --> 59:56.410 Yeah. 59:56.430 --> 59:58.470 Of course, they gave it to Tashira. 59:58.690 --> 01:00:00.690 He cleanly won two rounds. 01:00:02.330 --> 01:00:04.350 Yeah, it was, it was pretty obvious. 01:00:12.970 --> 01:00:16.550 His longest fight was 35 seconds before this. 01:00:18.850 --> 01:00:19.710 God damn. 01:00:22.490 --> 01:00:23.530 What the heck? 01:00:26.070 --> 01:00:29.710 He told me he told me to share as long as fight was 35. 01:00:29.970 --> 01:00:32.530 That's what DC just said. 01:00:32.950 --> 01:00:34.790 He's used to rolling motherfuckers. 01:00:34.930 --> 01:00:37.770 And then yeah, he was done by the third round. 01:00:37.870 --> 01:00:39.270 He didn't do shit in the third round. 01:00:41.950 --> 01:00:46.390 Then you have like the Brazilian fucking Conor McGregor 01:00:46.390 --> 01:00:47.170 as translator. 01:00:50.470 --> 01:00:52.150 Oh, I don't know, man. 01:00:55.750 --> 01:01:00.150 I just kind of got sleeping there in the door around. 01:01:02.270 --> 01:01:05.310 Yes, because you dude, he was laying in some bombs 01:01:05.310 --> 01:01:05.910 due to him. 01:01:05.990 --> 01:01:07.010 I saw eight of them though. 01:01:07.590 --> 01:01:08.050 Yeah, he did. 01:01:09.250 --> 01:01:10.370 He's a big boy. 01:01:14.690 --> 01:01:15.910 Damn, his chick. 01:01:16.550 --> 01:01:18.190 If it's a chick, she's pretty. 01:01:22.390 --> 01:01:23.730 Yeah, I think it's a chick. 01:01:25.150 --> 01:01:27.900 Can't fucking six to about it. 01:01:38.610 --> 01:01:39.610 In the Austin. 01:01:47.200 --> 01:01:49.520 So Rogan, don't go out of the country at all. 01:01:49.660 --> 01:01:50.420 Is that his stick? 01:01:52.440 --> 01:01:54.140 I believe that's great. 01:01:54.660 --> 01:01:58.220 I thought he went to Saudi Arabia or Dubai or whatever. 01:01:58.900 --> 01:01:59.540 Oh, did he? 01:01:59.940 --> 01:02:01.040 I thought he did. 01:02:04.300 --> 01:02:05.520 And he may have. 01:02:06.880 --> 01:02:08.860 I know he won't go to Canada. 01:02:09.240 --> 01:02:12.540 He might not go to Australia for the same COVID reasons 01:02:12.540 --> 01:02:15.240 that he won't go to Canada. 01:02:16.540 --> 01:02:18.780 He's got to be on a list somewhere in Australia. 01:02:23.160 --> 01:02:24.960 Roy of UC. 01:02:26.360 --> 01:02:27.000 Jiragin. 01:02:27.740 --> 01:02:30.580 Make sure you're in the map. 01:02:33.180 --> 01:02:34.560 Get him in jail. 01:02:35.980 --> 01:02:37.680 Oh, we got Max Halloween. 01:02:44.340 --> 01:02:45.380 Thanks, Halloween. 01:02:50.560 --> 01:02:52.160 I don't understand the BMA. 01:02:59.010 --> 01:03:00.510 So we only got two fights left? 01:03:01.690 --> 01:03:04.150 No, three, three, three. 01:03:04.750 --> 01:03:09.150 We got this weird looking caveman Russian fuck named Rafael. 01:03:09.850 --> 01:03:11.310 He's the Giz. 01:03:11.990 --> 01:03:13.530 Fizi has more. 01:03:13.830 --> 01:03:13.950 Yeah. 01:03:14.970 --> 01:03:15.190 Versus. 01:03:15.390 --> 01:03:17.190 Yeah, I'm originally a race. 01:03:17.490 --> 01:03:20.150 He's Rufi versus Rafi. 01:03:21.770 --> 01:03:22.610 Yeah. 01:03:23.590 --> 01:03:26.090 Fiz Giz versus rough. 01:03:26.470 --> 01:03:28.230 He's just versus the Rufi. 01:03:28.230 --> 01:03:28.730 Calada. 01:03:29.230 --> 01:03:30.450 They put you out. 01:03:31.250 --> 01:03:31.410 Yeah. 01:03:31.870 --> 01:03:33.670 Rufi's part of the fight nerds. 01:03:35.690 --> 01:03:36.130 OK. 01:03:37.630 --> 01:03:38.950 I still want to see. 01:03:39.170 --> 01:03:39.710 Is that the cult? 01:03:41.810 --> 01:03:42.650 That's somewhat. 01:03:45.370 --> 01:03:46.750 Steve, you recognize that music? 01:03:46.930 --> 01:03:47.330 Is that the cult? 01:03:49.190 --> 01:03:50.250 Yeah, I think so. 01:03:51.750 --> 01:03:52.190 Interesting. 01:03:52.990 --> 01:03:55.070 Good to see those guys still making a little bit of money 01:03:55.070 --> 01:03:55.910 now for all these years. 01:03:56.230 --> 01:03:56.490 Right. 01:04:10.430 --> 01:04:13.850 Oh, this is for the bad mother fucker belt. 01:04:15.010 --> 01:04:15.610 Yeah. 01:04:19.970 --> 01:04:21.430 Bad mother fucker belt. 01:04:22.130 --> 01:04:23.570 Yeah, the BMF belt. 01:04:24.030 --> 01:04:24.470 BMF? 01:04:24.470 --> 01:04:25.790 That sounds like a WWE thing. 01:04:26.250 --> 01:04:27.790 Which is just a lightweight belt. 01:04:28.290 --> 01:04:28.610 Yeah. 01:04:29.470 --> 01:04:33.090 I don't know how they ended up getting it. 01:04:33.170 --> 01:04:34.310 I think it started with. 01:04:35.590 --> 01:04:36.190 Mazvedal. 01:04:36.650 --> 01:04:39.250 Yeah, Mazvedal, which he was welterweight. 01:04:40.590 --> 01:04:41.310 Mm hmm. 01:04:41.770 --> 01:04:43.510 And all of a sudden it got down to. 01:04:43.630 --> 01:04:44.990 I don't know how it got down to lightweight. 01:04:48.090 --> 01:04:49.490 Did he drop the lightweight? 01:04:50.470 --> 01:04:54.350 I think supposedly the belt just goes to the bad motherfucker 01:04:54.350 --> 01:04:55.530 of that year. 01:05:03.390 --> 01:05:04.030 Is that right? 01:05:06.290 --> 01:05:08.430 It's the bad motherfucker for that year. 01:05:09.590 --> 01:05:09.950 Yeah. 01:05:10.390 --> 01:05:10.750 Like whoever. 01:05:11.170 --> 01:05:11.550 Like, oh, yeah. 01:05:12.490 --> 01:05:13.890 He's putting some time. 01:05:14.650 --> 01:05:17.310 It's because if you look at Charles Oliveira, 01:05:18.710 --> 01:05:21.510 Max Holloway, those fuckers have been fighting forever, man. 01:05:22.030 --> 01:05:22.330 Yeah. 01:05:25.290 --> 01:05:28.410 They both look like geriatrics at this point in time. 01:05:29.890 --> 01:05:32.490 And they don't even know what the co-main event is yet. 01:05:33.010 --> 01:05:35.750 Max Holloway looks like he should be making his living 01:05:35.750 --> 01:05:38.350 asking travelers riddles on bridges. 01:05:39.170 --> 01:05:40.110 Damn nigga. 01:05:40.470 --> 01:05:40.850 Don't. 01:05:41.050 --> 01:05:42.890 I mean, he really does. 01:05:43.590 --> 01:05:44.170 Yeah. 01:05:44.270 --> 01:05:45.450 He's being a clone. 01:05:48.470 --> 01:05:50.010 And Oliveira looks like. 01:05:50.170 --> 01:05:51.850 First you must answer me. 01:05:52.730 --> 01:05:53.370 Nice rigor. 01:05:56.590 --> 01:06:00.110 How the hell is the guy from Turkey named Rafael? 01:06:00.990 --> 01:06:01.610 He's juice. 01:06:04.190 --> 01:06:05.370 Fizzy head, man. 01:06:05.830 --> 01:06:07.210 For like two weeks, do we? 01:06:07.350 --> 01:06:07.970 Oh, man. 01:06:08.110 --> 01:06:08.930 It's terrible, man. 01:06:10.170 --> 01:06:10.750 Randomly. 01:06:10.810 --> 01:06:11.210 He's juice. 01:06:13.210 --> 01:06:14.610 Fucking half a hop. 01:06:14.750 --> 01:06:15.450 Fizzy head, man. 01:06:15.710 --> 01:06:16.750 He's talking about some fizz jeans. 01:06:17.990 --> 01:06:19.350 He's saying it's fizz jeans. 01:06:19.670 --> 01:06:20.230 Fuck that shit. 01:06:20.750 --> 01:06:21.830 Ain't that nigga's name? 01:06:22.410 --> 01:06:24.390 You got this guy looking like a broke back. 01:06:24.610 --> 01:06:25.470 Tony Robbins. 01:06:27.270 --> 01:06:27.770 Roofies. 01:06:28.610 --> 01:06:30.110 Tony Robbins, not Robinson. 01:06:30.630 --> 01:06:31.430 Just Tony Robbins. 01:06:31.570 --> 01:06:32.750 Oh, Tony Robbins. 01:06:32.870 --> 01:06:34.890 The motivational speech or speech. 01:06:34.950 --> 01:06:35.390 Oh, yeah. 01:06:35.570 --> 01:06:35.870 That nigga. 01:06:36.110 --> 01:06:36.410 Yeah, OK. 01:06:36.590 --> 01:06:36.910 Yeah. 01:06:39.550 --> 01:06:42.350 If you are part of the Brazilian. 01:06:42.890 --> 01:06:43.790 You use you. 01:06:44.550 --> 01:06:45.330 Fight now. 01:06:46.400 --> 01:06:48.370 You must force did it. 01:06:48.530 --> 01:06:49.370 Didn't give it. 01:06:49.990 --> 01:06:51.450 The penis of Charles Oliveira. 01:06:53.170 --> 01:06:59.070 Save on three times before you get on the man in your prone position. 01:06:59.470 --> 01:07:00.410 You must be prone. 01:07:01.990 --> 01:07:04.890 You sound like an Asian. 01:07:06.970 --> 01:07:08.310 Sheshwan beef. 01:07:09.310 --> 01:07:09.610 Fajor. 01:07:10.470 --> 01:07:12.090 Oh, that sounds good, actually. 01:07:12.890 --> 01:07:14.270 It doesn't sound terrible. 01:07:14.730 --> 01:07:17.330 I might have to get a fucking some Grubhub delivery. 01:07:18.270 --> 01:07:19.850 Damn, there it is. 01:07:23.250 --> 01:07:28.210 Oh, man, we're speaking of homosexuals and right on cue. 01:07:28.570 --> 01:07:28.930 We have. 01:07:31.950 --> 01:07:32.950 Hey, Drew. 01:07:34.090 --> 01:07:35.170 Oh, hell. 01:07:36.750 --> 01:07:38.150 See how? 01:07:39.950 --> 01:07:41.050 How's everybody doing? 01:07:41.710 --> 01:07:42.510 See how Drew? 01:07:42.890 --> 01:07:44.810 See how come on? 01:07:45.010 --> 01:07:46.050 I'm doing that shit. 01:07:46.410 --> 01:07:47.670 Drew, I sent you a message. 01:07:48.050 --> 01:07:49.650 Is it you want to talk Monday morning? 01:07:50.550 --> 01:07:51.450 Let's do Tuesday. 01:07:52.190 --> 01:07:53.030 OK, Tuesday is good. 01:07:53.530 --> 01:07:54.670 I got to interview Monday. 01:07:56.970 --> 01:07:58.390 For that job at Taco Bell. 01:08:00.990 --> 01:08:02.210 It's actually in and out. 01:08:03.070 --> 01:08:03.590 It's a man. 01:08:03.730 --> 01:08:05.010 It's a managerial position. 01:08:05.410 --> 01:08:07.250 OK, so don't stop. 01:08:08.030 --> 01:08:09.610 Man, it's just in manager. 01:08:09.790 --> 01:08:10.570 I got to work my way up. 01:08:11.430 --> 01:08:13.250 You know why it's going to be in and out, Drew? 01:08:13.370 --> 01:08:14.850 Because I'm going to be doing this to your face. 01:08:17.550 --> 01:08:22.290 It's going to be in and out because I'm going to be ramming you up the ass after I knock you out. 01:08:25.310 --> 01:08:28.950 I mean, we weren't right today. 01:08:29.370 --> 01:08:30.310 That's what we had to get. 01:08:31.790 --> 01:08:33.870 Hey, Drew, the links in the private chat. 01:08:34.730 --> 01:08:35.450 Did you see? 01:08:35.870 --> 01:08:36.990 Did you see a last fight? 01:08:37.990 --> 01:08:38.790 Yeah, it was the same. 01:08:39.390 --> 01:08:41.950 No, we were just we were just jerking each other off. 01:08:42.150 --> 01:08:42.690 We were. 01:08:42.810 --> 01:08:43.270 What happened? 01:08:43.990 --> 01:08:44.310 What are you? 01:08:44.370 --> 01:08:45.090 OK, let me restate. 01:08:45.270 --> 01:08:46.390 What did you think of last night? 01:08:46.570 --> 01:08:47.550 You were a nigga, man. 01:08:50.130 --> 01:08:51.930 We were just jerking each other. 01:08:55.770 --> 01:08:57.510 It does not surprise me. 01:09:00.850 --> 01:09:02.950 Max, who's going to win the Diego Lopez fight? 01:09:03.450 --> 01:09:05.730 Man, if they were virtually jerking each other. 01:09:05.730 --> 01:09:12.130 Uh, Lopez is going to win this fight. 01:09:13.510 --> 01:09:14.190 Where is he? 01:09:15.550 --> 01:09:17.350 If he's going to be fizzy, I think you're right. 01:09:18.090 --> 01:09:18.970 Yeah, he won't. 01:09:18.970 --> 01:09:20.350 He wants to get back in the wind column. 01:09:20.510 --> 01:09:21.610 He lost his last one. 01:09:22.490 --> 01:09:26.430 And I was talking too much during the way. 01:09:26.530 --> 01:09:27.130 And did you see that? 01:09:28.270 --> 01:09:31.290 Yeah, well, he's got a lot to say. 01:09:31.690 --> 01:09:33.930 So, I mean, he's got a lot. 01:09:33.930 --> 01:09:37.090 He's versus broke back Tony Robbins. 01:09:40.490 --> 01:09:45.590 This Tony Robbins looks like the method edition of Tony Robbins. 01:09:55.980 --> 01:09:57.460 Gonna make a fight, though, maybe. 01:09:59.880 --> 01:10:01.080 What's the weight class? 01:10:03.420 --> 01:10:04.200 Oh, 155. 01:10:05.080 --> 01:10:05.380 Gaches. 01:10:09.780 --> 01:10:12.540 Hey, I'm just glad I got power so I can look at this. 01:10:14.560 --> 01:10:15.960 What are you talking about? 01:10:16.560 --> 01:10:18.300 You got some, you had the storm there or something? 01:10:19.280 --> 01:10:20.980 Yeah, yeah, we got a foot of snow today. 01:10:23.520 --> 01:10:29.860 Hey, Corey, dude, it was in the 30's all week this week down here, bro. 01:10:30.240 --> 01:10:31.080 Yo, I don't want to hear nothing. 01:10:31.200 --> 01:10:32.780 I'll be getting snow until fucking May. 01:10:33.120 --> 01:10:33.700 Okay, so. 01:10:35.300 --> 01:10:37.340 Bitch, you're amazing from out here. 01:10:37.600 --> 01:10:39.420 Yeah, but you in Colorado today, man. 01:10:39.660 --> 01:10:42.020 I mean, y'all niggas like it cold out there. 01:10:42.780 --> 01:10:43.560 Dutch boys. 01:10:43.760 --> 01:10:46.280 It was like 67 and sunny here today. 01:10:46.300 --> 01:10:47.560 I don't know what to tell you. 01:10:50.080 --> 01:10:53.060 White people came from the mountains with lots of snow. 01:10:53.300 --> 01:10:54.980 Oh, from the Caucasus. 01:10:54.980 --> 01:10:56.420 And then where they came from the Caucasus. 01:10:57.600 --> 01:10:58.480 Those are the Somalians. 01:10:58.840 --> 01:10:59.180 Do you know that? 01:10:59.820 --> 01:11:00.160 Right? 01:11:00.400 --> 01:11:02.780 Yeah, apparently the Somalians love the snow. 01:11:03.720 --> 01:11:04.260 Oh, okay. 01:11:05.340 --> 01:11:07.180 Yeah, they are in Minneapolis, I think in Maine. 01:11:07.900 --> 01:11:09.440 Is that why the Jews dropped them off there? 01:11:09.520 --> 01:11:10.500 Because they like the snow so much? 01:11:10.820 --> 01:11:11.180 Right. 01:11:11.740 --> 01:11:13.580 They're like, this ought to fuck them up. 01:11:14.840 --> 01:11:16.360 I know nobody's going to jail, 01:11:16.460 --> 01:11:18.340 but you think fucking Omar will go to jail 01:11:18.340 --> 01:11:19.960 for marrying her brother and all that shit? 01:11:20.260 --> 01:11:21.440 No, no. 01:11:22.060 --> 01:11:24.040 God damn it, can't somebody go to jail? 01:11:24.460 --> 01:11:27.200 Persians and drop them off in Madison, Wisconsin. 01:11:28.000 --> 01:11:30.180 She dropped a bunch of them off in Maine. 01:11:32.260 --> 01:11:35.180 Omar just got attacked by foreign substance, 01:11:35.400 --> 01:11:37.000 which was apple cider vinegar. 01:11:37.620 --> 01:11:37.860 Yeah. 01:11:40.160 --> 01:11:42.420 And she almost pushed you, Dave. 01:11:42.500 --> 01:11:45.400 Muslims are allergic to apple cider vinegar or something, 01:11:45.660 --> 01:11:46.220 or like... 01:11:46.220 --> 01:11:46.420 Yeah. 01:11:49.420 --> 01:11:51.040 It must have been kosher. 01:11:51.600 --> 01:11:52.960 Maybe she thought she was grossing the flames. 01:11:53.620 --> 01:11:55.620 Look, the number one way to know it was staged 01:11:55.620 --> 01:11:57.280 is the fact that they just continued 01:11:57.280 --> 01:11:59.840 to go on with your fucking damn speech. 01:12:01.940 --> 01:12:03.440 Let's say, hold on a second. 01:12:04.320 --> 01:12:06.700 If somebody just sprayed somebody with some substance, 01:12:06.700 --> 01:12:08.260 that could kill everybody in the ring, 01:12:08.320 --> 01:12:09.940 which I think we might want to quit a ring. 01:12:10.320 --> 01:12:11.340 I mean, that's what I'm thinking. 01:12:11.740 --> 01:12:20.920 So, he's from Uzbekistan, Dagestan, something like that. 01:12:21.220 --> 01:12:22.400 His name is Raphael. 01:12:22.700 --> 01:12:23.840 He's got cornrows. 01:12:25.240 --> 01:12:28.840 And he looks like he might have a touch of the ginger vitis. 01:12:30.300 --> 01:12:31.940 And his last name is fizz juice. 01:12:32.360 --> 01:12:33.100 We can't forget that. 01:12:33.100 --> 01:12:34.620 Man, he said dancing. 01:12:34.880 --> 01:12:36.080 I think he got ginger vitis. 01:12:36.180 --> 01:12:36.460 Come on. 01:12:36.920 --> 01:12:38.060 A little bit. 01:12:38.220 --> 01:12:39.160 There's a little copper. 01:12:39.520 --> 01:12:41.280 There's some red in there, I can tell. 01:12:42.740 --> 01:12:44.160 And then there's the addends. 01:12:44.500 --> 01:12:45.220 I got nicked. 01:12:47.140 --> 01:12:49.100 I'm a bit of a day walker. 01:12:50.020 --> 01:12:50.560 Oh, okay. 01:12:51.260 --> 01:12:51.560 Okay. 01:12:52.160 --> 01:12:53.780 Jingers have no soul, though. 01:12:55.180 --> 01:12:56.460 Is this free? 01:12:57.880 --> 01:12:59.600 Jingers have zero soul. 01:13:00.540 --> 01:13:04.020 Yeah, the carrot top motherfucker is for sure. 01:13:07.720 --> 01:13:10.940 So, they're just walking around in the shale, 01:13:11.000 --> 01:13:12.260 is that what you're telling them? 01:13:13.800 --> 01:13:15.340 They're golems, yeah. 01:13:16.040 --> 01:13:16.640 Oh, okay. 01:13:19.000 --> 01:13:20.640 My name is Raphael. 01:13:20.940 --> 01:13:21.500 He's Jingers. 01:13:21.500 --> 01:13:22.440 You ever seen him barefoot? 01:13:23.260 --> 01:13:24.660 Jingers, true ones. 01:13:24.840 --> 01:13:25.740 The carrot top ones. 01:13:26.000 --> 01:13:28.580 The flaming orange hair don't feed a clay. 01:13:29.200 --> 01:13:30.980 Totally freaking golems. 01:13:34.140 --> 01:13:36.260 Man, they got feet of clay. 01:13:38.660 --> 01:13:45.560 Oh, Corey, did you see they released Troll 2? 01:13:47.080 --> 01:13:48.120 Did they really? 01:13:49.000 --> 01:13:49.440 Yeah. 01:13:49.860 --> 01:13:51.120 I like the first one. 01:13:51.880 --> 01:13:52.900 Oh, Troll 2. 01:13:54.900 --> 01:13:58.240 You know, the Troll legend was based on 01:13:58.240 --> 01:13:58.660 the Jews. 01:14:01.740 --> 01:14:03.400 You know, they would hide out under the bridge 01:14:03.400 --> 01:14:04.700 and then come out with their big nose 01:14:04.700 --> 01:14:05.740 and charge you to cross. 01:14:06.640 --> 01:14:06.940 Exactly. 01:14:07.520 --> 01:14:09.920 He was based entirely on Rabbi Shmueli. 01:14:11.540 --> 01:14:13.480 Troll 2, Ashkenazi Pugilu. 01:14:14.600 --> 01:14:14.960 Yes. 01:14:23.540 --> 01:14:25.640 You know, Rufi got a high end reach advantage. 01:14:31.220 --> 01:14:33.000 These years, there's a pretty good fighter, though. 01:14:33.440 --> 01:14:33.800 So, I mean. 01:14:33.900 --> 01:14:34.400 He's real good. 01:14:35.360 --> 01:14:37.220 Rufi's gonna have, he's gonna have to be serious. 01:14:37.380 --> 01:14:38.240 He ain't gonna be no bullshit. 01:14:46.250 --> 01:14:47.090 Troll 2. 01:14:47.290 --> 01:14:49.950 Look, I know you said the buffet was over at five, 01:14:50.130 --> 01:14:52.850 but it's only 503 and there's nobody else here. 01:14:55.550 --> 01:14:58.410 A little bit too long for a movie title, bud. 01:14:58.950 --> 01:15:01.950 Yeah, yeah, that might be a little lengthy. 01:15:03.830 --> 01:15:05.610 Only give you a certain amount of characters. 01:15:06.310 --> 01:15:07.530 I thought I was seeing the movie. 01:15:10.950 --> 01:15:11.430 Azerbaijan. 01:15:11.730 --> 01:15:12.090 Azerbaijan. 01:15:12.750 --> 01:15:13.210 Okay. 01:15:21.020 --> 01:15:25.040 It's kind of a shame that he's not fighting an Armenian. 01:15:29.980 --> 01:15:33.260 That'd be Sarukian. 01:15:33.400 --> 01:15:34.140 Nobody in the same weight class? 01:15:34.600 --> 01:15:35.780 That would be Sarukian's an Armenian. 01:15:37.000 --> 01:15:38.860 Yeah, yeah, Sarukian's weight class. 01:15:56.550 --> 01:15:59.270 The one for the main seems like a dumb fight. 01:16:00.370 --> 01:16:02.350 You talking about Sandinese? 01:16:03.570 --> 01:16:04.090 Sandinese. 01:16:04.310 --> 01:16:04.510 Against Hooker? 01:16:05.190 --> 01:16:06.070 Man, why? 01:16:07.350 --> 01:16:09.430 I wouldn't, I wouldn't have fought Hooker. 01:16:10.010 --> 01:16:11.510 He's, he's, he's beyond Hooker. 01:16:12.150 --> 01:16:12.670 Yeah. 01:16:15.050 --> 01:16:16.250 No knock on Hooker. 01:16:16.330 --> 01:16:18.650 I'm just saying, I mean, it's a ranked name. 01:16:18.910 --> 01:16:20.630 So, I mean, you just take what you hear. 01:16:21.090 --> 01:16:24.650 Ranked six in that division still for some reason. 01:16:25.170 --> 01:16:25.770 That's what I mean. 01:16:25.830 --> 01:16:27.670 It's like he's a Colby Covington in that division. 01:16:28.170 --> 01:16:28.610 Sure. 01:16:29.190 --> 01:16:29.710 That's apt. 01:16:30.310 --> 01:16:33.510 What's crazy Colby Covington will be forever ranked in 01:16:33.510 --> 01:16:34.810 welterweight and never fought. 01:16:35.270 --> 01:16:35.670 Yeah. 01:16:39.110 --> 01:16:41.950 I gotta give him Hamzah and just scan his career. 01:16:43.490 --> 01:16:44.850 Just feed him the Hamzah. 01:16:45.050 --> 01:16:47.410 Now Hamzah can't get back down to 170. 01:16:48.930 --> 01:16:52.610 Yeah, he can barely get down to 185. 01:16:53.350 --> 01:16:53.570 Right. 01:16:57.550 --> 01:17:01.790 I mean, honestly, Rufi's gonna have a hard time here. 01:17:04.370 --> 01:17:04.730 Yeah. 01:17:04.750 --> 01:17:04.890 Yeah. 01:17:04.990 --> 01:17:07.210 If he has a little bulldog or if he's gonna have, 01:17:07.250 --> 01:17:08.270 he's gonna have to touch him. 01:17:16.440 --> 01:17:17.400 He's gonna have to touch him. 01:17:17.500 --> 01:17:18.640 There ain't no doubt about it. 01:17:25.310 --> 01:17:26.570 Should have been a heavyweight fighter. 01:17:27.090 --> 01:17:28.510 Those guys were fucking terrible. 01:17:29.450 --> 01:17:30.570 Oh, that was awful. 01:17:32.750 --> 01:17:33.810 That should have been a heavyweight. 01:17:34.370 --> 01:17:35.310 We were talking about that. 01:17:35.430 --> 01:17:36.910 That's the way the heavyweight fights look. 01:17:37.110 --> 01:17:38.670 It's either knock out in the first minute 01:17:38.670 --> 01:17:41.290 or it's three rounds or just flop. 01:17:41.910 --> 01:17:43.530 You can't just go to some Eastern European 01:17:43.530 --> 01:17:45.790 ghetto and grab a couple guys, throw in the ring. 01:17:46.510 --> 01:17:46.810 Right. 01:17:48.330 --> 01:17:51.210 Have some Polish heavy and just fucking throw them in there. 01:17:57.250 --> 01:18:00.370 Somebody that's done nothing but eat broken glass 01:18:00.370 --> 01:18:04.070 and snort meth and lift weights in prison for 15 years. 01:18:04.330 --> 01:18:07.050 Throw people off the fucking roof of six-story buildings. 01:18:07.530 --> 01:18:08.030 Right. 01:18:10.250 --> 01:18:12.670 And then run down the stairs to catch them 01:18:12.670 --> 01:18:15.010 just so you can snap their back over his knee. 01:18:17.590 --> 01:18:18.790 It sounds good to me. 01:18:32.190 --> 01:18:34.570 The only thing, Rufi needs to up his output. 01:18:35.470 --> 01:18:35.670 He does. 01:18:37.170 --> 01:18:38.330 Output is very low. 01:18:39.830 --> 01:18:40.630 He's downloading. 01:18:40.990 --> 01:18:41.850 He's downloading, Q. 01:18:42.610 --> 01:18:43.910 And we can follow that bullshit. 01:18:44.370 --> 01:18:44.570 Right. 01:18:44.990 --> 01:18:45.410 Fight nerd. 01:18:46.630 --> 01:18:47.030 Yeah. 01:18:47.370 --> 01:18:48.330 Well, here's the thing, man. 01:18:48.470 --> 01:18:49.350 Why are you downloading? 01:18:49.690 --> 01:18:51.470 Nigga, I'm walking back to the locker room. 01:18:51.510 --> 01:18:52.290 I'm done with the fight. 01:18:53.150 --> 01:18:54.550 You're worried about all this shit? 01:18:54.990 --> 01:18:55.430 Downloading. 01:18:55.970 --> 01:18:57.750 And we ain't got no tape on them. 01:18:57.870 --> 01:18:58.950 I'm gonna fuck about no tape. 01:18:59.110 --> 01:19:01.310 Either I'm only knocked down or checked out, 01:19:01.390 --> 01:19:04.850 or he is in the first round and we going home. 01:19:05.090 --> 01:19:06.050 Ain't got time for no bullshit. 01:19:06.990 --> 01:19:08.770 Y'all want to be out here all night fucking around. 01:19:24.590 --> 01:19:26.770 I feel like I've got a lot of mutual respect. 01:19:28.070 --> 01:19:34.210 How many other Azerbaijanis have been in the UFC? 01:19:34.650 --> 01:19:35.290 Can't be that many. 01:19:35.930 --> 01:19:36.270 Yeah. 01:19:36.510 --> 01:19:37.650 That's your Banzani. 01:19:41.350 --> 01:19:41.870 Yeah. 01:19:42.110 --> 01:19:43.610 I don't think there's been that many. 01:19:47.070 --> 01:19:48.250 It could be a good fight. 01:19:54.360 --> 01:19:55.100 Who's next? 01:19:56.740 --> 01:19:58.320 Oh, Sandinese and Hooker. 01:20:04.540 --> 01:20:05.820 That's a co-main. 01:20:09.800 --> 01:20:12.160 Rufi is starting to touch him up a little bit. 01:20:12.420 --> 01:20:12.800 Yeah. 01:20:13.340 --> 01:20:14.420 He's starting to touch him. 01:20:22.070 --> 01:20:23.870 Fizzy is having a little bit of issues 01:20:23.870 --> 01:20:25.350 with that height and reach advantage. 01:20:26.250 --> 01:20:27.630 Trying to get inside. 01:20:29.070 --> 01:20:31.790 He's been trying to use his kicks to get inside, 01:20:31.950 --> 01:20:33.930 but now Rufi is sticking that jab on him. 01:20:38.730 --> 01:20:41.470 Every time you kick, you can get jabbed. 01:20:42.170 --> 01:20:48.870 That's straight left jab of Rufi's is starting to get dialed. 01:20:53.550 --> 01:20:54.430 Big right. 01:20:56.390 --> 01:20:57.630 Back to the jab. 01:21:03.500 --> 01:21:04.560 That was a quick round. 01:21:06.840 --> 01:21:15.080 We edge not two fucking bulbous whales sweating off of each other for five minutes. 01:21:16.020 --> 01:21:20.220 Two of us are going to want that fight if you get an elbow in. 01:21:21.520 --> 01:21:23.820 You know, the Rams seem to go faster 01:21:23.820 --> 01:21:25.680 when the folks are doing something, 01:21:25.860 --> 01:21:27.420 but for some reason when they go to the ground 01:21:27.420 --> 01:21:30.080 and people just lay on each other, you're like, dude. 01:21:30.790 --> 01:21:32.520 They need to speed this shit up. 01:21:46.150 --> 01:21:50.090 You think the UFC got enough sponsors in the ring? 01:21:57.690 --> 01:21:58.130 Santos. 01:22:09.070 --> 01:22:09.650 Who's the other? 01:22:09.950 --> 01:22:11.570 The dude from Azerbaijan. 01:22:11.910 --> 01:22:14.130 They're like every single member of your family 01:22:14.130 --> 01:22:19.430 has a Walther fucking pistol pointed at their head. 01:22:22.570 --> 01:22:23.070 Damn. 01:22:23.530 --> 01:22:24.690 That's a lot of pressure, isn't it? 01:22:24.930 --> 01:22:26.430 You can either come home to them 01:22:26.430 --> 01:22:28.210 or you can come home to an empty house. 01:22:28.350 --> 01:22:28.850 What are you doing? 01:22:55.810 --> 01:22:57.190 He's leaving with the kicks. 01:23:17.890 --> 01:23:19.310 Fizzy of the gamer. 01:23:21.190 --> 01:23:21.890 Oh, yeah. 01:23:21.950 --> 01:23:23.370 He's always a tough out. 01:23:26.170 --> 01:23:29.930 There's a lot of folks saying Fizzy of one round round one. 01:23:30.290 --> 01:23:31.210 I don't think so. 01:23:32.310 --> 01:23:33.520 Yeah, I don't know. 01:23:35.150 --> 01:23:35.930 I don't think so. 01:23:39.810 --> 01:23:41.310 My money says no. 01:23:42.110 --> 01:23:42.890 Red truth. 01:23:45.490 --> 01:23:47.610 I didn't bet on any of this stuff tonight. 01:23:49.130 --> 01:23:51.330 Oh, they use the bed on the jury. 01:23:52.010 --> 01:23:52.370 Yeah. 01:23:52.810 --> 01:23:53.870 He bets on all of us. 01:23:54.050 --> 01:23:56.950 That's how he's like, I didn't love anything tonight. 01:23:57.710 --> 01:23:58.150 Where are you better? 01:23:58.350 --> 01:24:01.910 I like I like Lopez, but I don't know. 01:24:01.910 --> 01:24:04.090 Yeah, I was saying when we started, 01:24:04.290 --> 01:24:07.630 if Lopez doesn't fucking dog walk Vogue tonight, 01:24:07.870 --> 01:24:09.130 he just, he ain't shit. 01:24:10.990 --> 01:24:12.210 Drew, where you bet at? 01:24:13.590 --> 01:24:14.350 Draft Kings. 01:24:16.270 --> 01:24:25.870 Now, I've got 10 billion I.T. coin on Lopez or whatever. 01:24:26.090 --> 01:24:26.850 It was an I.T.V. 01:24:28.630 --> 01:24:30.150 I am six bucks on the fight. 01:24:33.190 --> 01:24:34.590 The what do you use it? 01:24:34.830 --> 01:24:39.010 Just the user just a bit outcome, 01:24:39.190 --> 01:24:42.370 like whoever wins or do you switch it up? 01:24:42.890 --> 01:24:43.890 I usually do outcome. 01:24:44.270 --> 01:24:44.870 Okay. 01:24:44.990 --> 01:24:45.670 Some parlays. 01:24:45.930 --> 01:24:46.530 Whoa. 01:24:47.570 --> 01:24:48.410 How about you? 01:24:49.650 --> 01:24:51.410 Oh, I don't bet shit. 01:24:53.970 --> 01:24:58.410 Mainly because I just don't take the time to download that. 01:24:59.510 --> 01:25:01.070 You do it on your desktop. 01:25:02.330 --> 01:25:03.470 Yeah, I know. 01:25:03.650 --> 01:25:06.910 I probably could have won some money with it, but I fucking. 01:25:08.810 --> 01:25:09.750 It's stressful. 01:25:15.430 --> 01:25:16.670 I'm sitting down like, 01:25:18.750 --> 01:25:21.810 do I really want that hanging over my head? 01:25:24.190 --> 01:25:25.190 That's what makes it fun. 01:25:25.990 --> 01:25:26.230 Yeah. 01:25:29.770 --> 01:25:31.590 I don't bet anything with MMA though. 01:25:31.790 --> 01:25:33.230 I don't bet any sports ball. 01:25:33.990 --> 01:25:34.430 Okay. 01:25:34.750 --> 01:25:36.130 I know some some boys that work. 01:25:36.290 --> 01:25:39.950 They do a lot of doing their baseball parlays. 01:25:40.150 --> 01:25:42.290 I'm like, dude, baseball is the most random fucking sport 01:25:42.830 --> 01:25:43.310 around. 01:25:50.040 --> 01:25:51.780 Then you got to watch a baseball game. 01:25:57.100 --> 01:26:00.240 Which is great if you're actually there. 01:26:01.220 --> 01:26:02.320 It's not bad if you're there. 01:26:02.520 --> 01:26:02.640 You're right. 01:26:02.860 --> 01:26:06.180 Not as great if you're on the couch. 01:26:09.080 --> 01:26:11.120 Gray would have taken nap for like three. 01:26:11.200 --> 01:26:11.560 Here we go. 01:26:11.720 --> 01:26:13.820 We got that something coming up guys. 01:26:14.660 --> 01:26:15.520 That's my action. 01:26:18.800 --> 01:26:20.920 Oh, he's in trouble. 01:26:21.460 --> 01:26:22.200 Yep. 01:26:24.440 --> 01:26:27.760 Flurry of shots from Rufi. 01:26:30.160 --> 01:26:32.780 Fizyev is serious trouble. 01:26:33.700 --> 01:26:35.120 Oh no, Fizyev is in real trouble. 01:26:35.440 --> 01:26:40.360 This is trying to get back to his feet. 01:26:41.580 --> 01:26:44.540 Just getting fucking stomped out. 01:26:44.980 --> 01:26:45.580 He's done. 01:26:45.580 --> 01:26:49.500 And fight call with 30 seconds remaining. 01:26:50.700 --> 01:26:54.600 Well, when Rufi hit him with that right hand, 01:26:54.880 --> 01:26:58.240 but I mean, Fizyev, he got fucking teleported 01:26:58.240 --> 01:26:59.200 to a different dimension. 01:26:59.940 --> 01:27:05.720 He was running around the ring like, what the hell just happened? 01:27:06.280 --> 01:27:07.400 That was good for Rufi. 01:27:07.500 --> 01:27:07.920 That was a good fight. 01:27:16.790 --> 01:27:18.470 Rufi's got, he's got the talent. 01:27:22.110 --> 01:27:23.750 There ain't no doubt about that. 01:27:24.390 --> 01:27:26.890 And he's, and he's tall for that division, too. 01:27:27.830 --> 01:27:28.270 Tall and long. 01:27:28.570 --> 01:27:29.410 Oh, that was that right. 01:27:29.590 --> 01:27:30.770 That second right was brutal. 01:27:32.750 --> 01:27:34.170 When he turns around right here. 01:27:35.570 --> 01:27:35.930 Boom. 01:27:36.210 --> 01:27:36.750 See ya. 01:27:36.950 --> 01:27:38.450 That's what I do to you right there, Weezy. 01:27:40.090 --> 01:27:40.530 Damn. 01:27:41.810 --> 01:27:43.550 If you're spinning around trying to get out of there, 01:27:43.730 --> 01:27:44.210 just boom. 01:27:44.510 --> 01:27:45.750 I'd be right there cowering in fear. 01:27:45.750 --> 01:27:45.830 Yeah, I'd be right here. 01:27:47.190 --> 01:27:53.250 Yeah, I'd be right here. 01:27:58.090 --> 01:27:59.110 Where's Rogan? 01:28:00.570 --> 01:28:02.530 It's in Australia. 01:28:03.570 --> 01:28:05.610 He ain't welcome in Australia, but... 01:28:09.950 --> 01:28:13.570 The furthest Joe wants to travel from Austin is Vegas. 01:28:18.810 --> 01:28:21.930 In less like Donald Trump is personally inviting him 01:28:21.930 --> 01:28:25.790 to the White House or Mar-a-Lago for a little bit of, you know, 01:28:26.550 --> 01:28:30.890 ballroom dancing and furry costumes or, you know, whatever they do there. 01:28:31.310 --> 01:28:33.330 Man, it sounds like some action right there, bro. 01:28:35.170 --> 01:28:37.070 You saw that, right, Cube? 01:28:37.670 --> 01:28:38.390 Yeah, it was crazy. 01:28:39.110 --> 01:28:40.270 I don't know if I was saying that. 01:28:41.690 --> 01:28:42.670 It was like 01:28:44.610 --> 01:28:48.490 right after New Year's, just a couple of weeks ago, 01:28:49.170 --> 01:28:55.710 Mar-a-Lago was in, like, Victorian ballroom attire with, like, furry masks on, 01:28:56.050 --> 01:28:57.690 dancing around at Mar-a-Lago. 01:28:58.330 --> 01:29:04.370 Yeah, it was end of empire shit, French Revolution shit. 01:29:04.870 --> 01:29:07.790 It's like, didn't one of those kill your buddy Charlie? 01:29:08.130 --> 01:29:08.970 Like, what the fuck? 01:29:09.270 --> 01:29:10.530 Dude, I thought you guys were... 01:29:12.990 --> 01:29:13.870 Anti that. 01:29:15.490 --> 01:29:16.230 It's odd. 01:29:19.770 --> 01:29:23.890 Bo Fizzy, he's devastated, but you see it on his face. 01:29:24.070 --> 01:29:26.050 He's like, man, I can't beat nobody in this vision. 01:29:26.430 --> 01:29:26.830 Right. 01:29:28.290 --> 01:29:30.290 That's what, that's what, that's what his face says. 01:29:30.570 --> 01:29:31.330 We're fucking nothing. 01:29:32.190 --> 01:29:35.550 Man, that's what Fizzy's face says. 01:29:36.330 --> 01:29:37.570 Matter of fact, let me look at it. 01:29:37.930 --> 01:29:40.090 So I'm pretty sure he's on a losing streak. 01:29:40.090 --> 01:29:43.090 Well, they just shot every member of his family. 01:29:44.310 --> 01:29:48.810 That's why his mom, she knows he's fucking going home to a really messy house. 01:29:52.670 --> 01:29:53.670 Yeah, let's see. 01:29:54.010 --> 01:29:56.550 So Fizzy F has lost four of his last five. 01:29:56.730 --> 01:29:57.290 Yeah, he's three. 01:29:59.130 --> 01:29:59.690 Right. 01:30:00.250 --> 01:30:01.350 Go back to Azerbaijan. 01:30:01.350 --> 01:30:01.850 Goodbye, John. 01:30:06.530 --> 01:30:13.230 Now, I mean, he had one six in a row from 19 to 2022 then. 01:30:14.970 --> 01:30:16.490 It ain't worked out for him. 01:30:18.010 --> 01:30:21.930 Now I remember seeing him fight a couple of times a few years back. 01:30:22.170 --> 01:30:24.970 He was, you know, decent. 01:30:26.590 --> 01:30:27.970 He got some certain level. 01:30:28.250 --> 01:30:28.550 That was it. 01:30:29.210 --> 01:30:29.710 Hit the ceiling. 01:30:32.010 --> 01:30:37.910 Yeah, he lost his first fight in 2019 in the UFC then he ratted off six in a row. 01:30:38.410 --> 01:30:39.950 Now he's lost four or five. 01:30:40.510 --> 01:30:43.570 Well, she's like, God, he fought Justin Gaichi twice. 01:30:44.310 --> 01:30:45.210 He lost him twice. 01:30:45.830 --> 01:30:47.670 He probably need to find somebody else. 01:30:49.830 --> 01:30:53.870 Besides Gaichi, Rufi, Gamrod, Sleptim. 01:31:03.010 --> 01:31:06.750 They got the fucking B Team Jimmy Neutron translator. 01:31:12.550 --> 01:31:13.630 Oh, damn. 01:31:14.190 --> 01:31:15.530 They damn sure do. 01:31:15.710 --> 01:31:18.110 Look at where they find this cat at. 01:31:21.370 --> 01:31:26.730 They went into a fucking rockabilly show in Sao Paulo. 01:31:27.510 --> 01:31:30.310 Yeah, look at his years though. 01:31:30.750 --> 01:31:35.970 He was playing in the upright base on a step stool and they're like, you'll be perfect. 01:31:36.890 --> 01:31:41.590 Yeah, the question is, where is the guy who's supposed to look like Quentin Tarantino? 01:31:41.810 --> 01:31:43.910 Allegedly, the fuck. 01:31:44.050 --> 01:31:45.010 They're crazy as fuck. 01:31:45.790 --> 01:31:46.270 Jesus. 01:31:51.290 --> 01:31:53.250 That was straight up Tarantino, bro. 01:31:54.170 --> 01:31:55.250 Even Drew Greene. 01:31:56.050 --> 01:31:57.470 He's the movie buff. 01:31:58.690 --> 01:32:01.210 Please just, you see what I'm saying? 01:32:01.250 --> 01:32:04.850 Drew was placating you because you were drunken out of pocket, Weezy. 01:32:04.850 --> 01:32:05.740 That's all it was. 01:32:10.190 --> 01:32:11.150 It's my fight. 01:32:11.230 --> 01:32:12.850 He looks just like Quentin Tarantino. 01:32:14.710 --> 01:32:15.730 Just like him. 01:32:16.270 --> 01:32:17.450 They go, okay, Weezy, you're right. 01:32:17.630 --> 01:32:18.150 You're right, he does. 01:32:18.350 --> 01:32:18.670 Calm down. 01:32:20.330 --> 01:32:21.090 He does. 01:32:21.290 --> 01:32:22.590 He is exactly like him, buddy. 01:32:22.730 --> 01:32:23.050 You're right. 01:32:23.310 --> 01:32:23.550 You're right. 01:32:26.230 --> 01:32:27.070 He said, what's that? 01:32:27.170 --> 01:32:27.970 Go side by side. 01:32:28.310 --> 01:32:28.730 That's what it is. 01:32:28.730 --> 01:32:30.270 I'm fucking telling you, Cube. 01:32:30.950 --> 01:32:32.090 He looks just like him. 01:32:35.570 --> 01:32:39.330 Oh, no, this motherfucker looks like a pint-sized Conor McGregor. 01:32:39.970 --> 01:32:41.230 He's jacked actually. 01:32:41.330 --> 01:32:42.550 He's more jacked than you realize. 01:32:44.530 --> 01:32:45.450 Look at his ears. 01:32:45.710 --> 01:32:47.990 He's got the cauliflower ears. 01:32:48.190 --> 01:32:49.150 He's someone to translate. 01:32:49.690 --> 01:32:51.890 You are fucking, what's his name? 01:32:53.390 --> 01:32:53.790 Rufi. 01:32:54.990 --> 01:32:56.830 You got to stuff a little white boyfriend. 01:32:57.310 --> 01:32:57.650 Look at that. 01:32:58.450 --> 01:32:59.530 He's fucking shredded. 01:33:00.750 --> 01:33:01.770 You're all gay. 01:33:02.810 --> 01:33:03.730 My name is Huffy. 01:33:08.740 --> 01:33:09.580 Nice to meet you. 01:33:13.420 --> 01:33:14.560 Brokeback Mountains. 01:33:20.220 --> 01:33:23.200 Brad, do they still make you get a fucking vaccine to go to Australia? 01:33:24.380 --> 01:33:25.540 They probably did. 01:33:27.320 --> 01:33:28.840 Fucking unreal, man. 01:33:31.940 --> 01:33:32.980 Fucking unreal. 01:33:33.480 --> 01:33:33.840 Yeah. 01:33:34.360 --> 01:33:37.400 And Australia started that whole digital ID thing 01:33:38.120 --> 01:33:44.200 before the Internet and kicked everybody 16 and under off of the Internet. 01:33:44.800 --> 01:33:47.620 So when the fuck did the Jews get hold of Australia? 01:33:48.540 --> 01:33:55.080 1975, when the CIA fucking marked their prime minister and installed one they wanted. 01:33:56.500 --> 01:33:57.900 Oh, okay. 01:33:58.080 --> 01:33:59.560 God damn, we don't need no chat, GBT. 01:33:59.740 --> 01:34:01.400 We got fucking steep like golden. 01:34:03.600 --> 01:34:11.280 So I went to a Jewish heritage festival last Sunday and you had interviewed a bunch. 01:34:11.540 --> 01:34:12.660 It was, it was Shabbat. 01:34:14.440 --> 01:34:14.840 Lubovic. 01:34:15.940 --> 01:34:17.960 Where's the white heritage festival at? 01:34:18.600 --> 01:34:19.280 I want to go to that. 01:34:19.920 --> 01:34:22.020 I interviewed a bunch of, I interviewed a bunch of those guys. 01:34:22.460 --> 01:34:23.820 Ask them if they were the chosen ones. 01:34:23.980 --> 01:34:27.580 I'm going to, it's on my audio podcast, but the video is going to be out tomorrow. 01:34:28.160 --> 01:34:28.840 I was, I was nice. 01:34:30.160 --> 01:34:34.700 They all had real canned answers, you know, well, we're all really important and 01:34:34.700 --> 01:34:38.360 everybody's got their role and they're actually really nice. 01:34:38.400 --> 01:34:42.920 They're not, you know, involved in Jewish supremacy, subversion. 01:34:43.200 --> 01:34:43.680 And, you know what I mean? 01:34:44.040 --> 01:34:46.220 They actually do believe in religion and 01:34:46.220 --> 01:34:48.200 like baked into their DNA, I think. 01:34:48.900 --> 01:34:53.480 And they, because they were like repeating canned propaganda, Masaad, 01:34:53.680 --> 01:34:57.640 like Israel is the most moral army and we're just this tiny little country. 01:34:57.640 --> 01:35:00.980 All we want to do is be left alone and live in peace and the yadda yadda yaddas. 01:35:01.000 --> 01:35:02.000 They really believed it. 01:35:02.740 --> 01:35:03.940 They really believe it too. 01:35:05.180 --> 01:35:08.660 It's really where the vampire, this is where the vampire legend came from 01:35:08.660 --> 01:35:10.560 because they can't see their own fucking reflection. 01:35:12.720 --> 01:35:13.160 Hmm. 01:35:16.240 --> 01:35:17.480 I mean, hmm. 01:35:18.200 --> 01:35:19.080 God damn. 01:35:19.920 --> 01:35:21.660 They operate in a shadow of darkness. 01:35:21.960 --> 01:35:22.760 They suck your blood. 01:35:23.360 --> 01:35:24.420 Can't see their own reflection. 01:35:24.700 --> 01:35:27.040 They were, where's a, you know, it hates the cross, 01:35:27.040 --> 01:35:27.620 right? 01:35:27.900 --> 01:35:30.060 Where is this fucking Jewish star around his neck? 01:35:30.940 --> 01:35:32.220 Dresses like a banker. 01:35:34.640 --> 01:35:35.400 I don't know. 01:35:35.440 --> 01:35:40.080 I just, uh, trying to try to pepper a couple in there. 01:35:40.320 --> 01:35:41.460 Hold up, man. 01:35:41.680 --> 01:35:42.640 Hold up, hold up. 01:35:42.660 --> 01:35:44.880 I don't think there was any vampire story like that. 01:35:45.000 --> 01:35:45.600 I really am. 01:35:45.760 --> 01:35:46.300 I don't, I don't know. 01:35:51.460 --> 01:35:51.900 Damn. 01:35:53.120 --> 01:35:55.000 Who gave Weezy the soundboard? 01:35:55.280 --> 01:35:56.460 That's what we're trying to figure out. 01:35:58.620 --> 01:36:00.380 Give me your booze, Weezy. 01:36:00.580 --> 01:36:01.840 I've seen what you cheer. 01:36:02.420 --> 01:36:03.960 I'm not afraid of you. 01:36:26.290 --> 01:36:29.130 Yep, Duke, Duke for that gold, Corey. 01:36:31.750 --> 01:36:33.190 You and your Jewish nose. 01:36:34.010 --> 01:36:34.630 Hey, fuck off. 01:36:36.330 --> 01:36:37.570 I'm telling you. 01:36:46.770 --> 01:36:49.130 Any chance Hooker wins this cube? 01:36:50.490 --> 01:36:52.370 What did Dan Hooper wins it? 01:36:53.990 --> 01:36:55.710 Dan Hooker is a gamer. 01:36:58.030 --> 01:37:09.750 I mean, I guess the question would be like, 01:37:09.750 --> 01:37:13.450 what kind of shape is Son Denean 01:37:13.450 --> 01:37:14.890 after dropping all that weight 01:37:14.890 --> 01:37:17.050 to get into this fucking fight? 01:37:17.950 --> 01:37:21.570 I feel like he's one of those guys that lost and then fixed it. 01:37:22.610 --> 01:37:24.670 You talking about when Poirier knocked him out? 01:37:25.150 --> 01:37:26.150 Yeah, I think he fixed it. 01:37:26.230 --> 01:37:27.150 He's been, he's been way better. 01:37:31.570 --> 01:37:34.570 I hate watching the French win anything. 01:37:35.250 --> 01:37:36.570 He's gone printable. 01:37:44.410 --> 01:37:45.650 Good point, Steve. 01:37:53.450 --> 01:37:56.450 I mean, when did Saint Denean become the God of War? 01:37:58.390 --> 01:38:00.530 I just think that that was his nickname. 01:38:04.610 --> 01:38:06.170 What are they going to be fighting at 01:38:06.170 --> 01:38:07.570 since he's a lightweight now? 01:38:08.810 --> 01:38:10.090 Did Saint Denean move down? 01:38:10.970 --> 01:38:13.250 Yeah, he moved down significantly. 01:38:14.950 --> 01:38:16.190 He's a lightweight, bro. 01:38:16.430 --> 01:38:19.270 Now, I mean, now it is his first fight as a lightweight. 01:38:19.910 --> 01:38:20.970 Who did he fight last time? 01:38:21.210 --> 01:38:21.750 He beat somebody. 01:38:23.090 --> 01:38:23.830 Somebody good. 01:38:24.550 --> 01:38:27.990 Oh, he beat, uh, he choked out Rufy last time he fought. 01:38:28.610 --> 01:38:29.350 Yeah, he beat Rufy. 01:38:29.690 --> 01:38:29.750 Oh, yeah. 01:38:30.210 --> 01:38:31.230 Is Rufy 155? 01:38:32.350 --> 01:38:33.210 Yeah, yeah. 01:38:33.930 --> 01:38:34.430 Oh, okay. 01:38:41.180 --> 01:38:43.100 But yeah, he was middle way prior. 01:38:44.820 --> 01:38:46.340 That's a lot of weight, man. 01:38:46.360 --> 01:38:46.820 It is. 01:38:46.900 --> 01:38:49.320 You should have a limit of how much weight you're allowed to lose. 01:38:49.600 --> 01:38:50.100 That's what I think. 01:38:57.050 --> 01:39:00.770 Some of these guys, uh, do crazy weight cuts. 01:39:03.090 --> 01:39:04.650 Correa, the Chama, man. 01:39:04.830 --> 01:39:08.010 He, DS says he's cheating. 01:39:08.230 --> 01:39:09.570 He's losing so much weight is what he says. 01:39:11.030 --> 01:39:11.470 Godly. 01:39:12.910 --> 01:39:15.630 Hell, Patty Pimla does crazy fucking weight cut. 01:39:16.010 --> 01:39:17.670 Denean jumps up to like 200 pounds. 01:39:18.470 --> 01:39:18.870 Yeah. 01:39:21.690 --> 01:39:22.990 That's a lot of weight, man. 01:39:26.210 --> 01:39:29.650 He cuts it every time because if you've seen him in about three weeks, 01:39:29.790 --> 01:39:30.850 that nigga be fat as fuck. 01:39:31.330 --> 01:39:31.890 He looks good. 01:39:32.190 --> 01:39:33.730 He doesn't do that as much anymore, actually. 01:39:33.930 --> 01:39:34.990 He's just gotten married and stuff. 01:39:35.110 --> 01:39:37.830 He doesn't go get off that like he used to. 01:39:38.490 --> 01:39:39.350 What was that meme? 01:39:39.790 --> 01:39:41.530 Like someone put Patty Pimla. 01:39:41.650 --> 01:39:43.690 He was talking about how he was a scouser. 01:39:44.290 --> 01:39:45.010 I'm a scouser. 01:39:45.150 --> 01:39:45.790 I don't step out. 01:39:45.790 --> 01:39:47.810 And so like, oh man, he's a legend. 01:39:48.010 --> 01:39:49.230 He said he was a sorcerer. 01:39:52.850 --> 01:39:54.030 He's a fucking wizard. 01:39:54.730 --> 01:39:55.530 I didn't say he was a wizard. 01:39:57.150 --> 01:39:59.730 No, I didn't say you were a magician. 01:40:00.410 --> 01:40:01.730 I said you were a musician. 01:40:03.330 --> 01:40:05.390 Oh, it was a Cody. 01:40:05.850 --> 01:40:07.390 Cody Rembrandt or whatever. 01:40:08.710 --> 01:40:09.170 Yeah. 01:40:10.450 --> 01:40:11.670 Galbraith or whatever. 01:40:12.130 --> 01:40:13.150 Whatever the fuck it was. 01:40:14.050 --> 01:40:17.630 I said sanitation, man, not sanitarium sanitation. 01:40:18.910 --> 01:40:24.410 Have you seen the mashup of Candace Owens mispronouncing words? 01:40:24.730 --> 01:40:25.170 Oh, yeah. 01:40:25.550 --> 01:40:26.610 Yeah, it's funny. 01:40:29.670 --> 01:40:31.870 McCobb, McCaber, McCaber. 01:40:32.390 --> 01:40:34.590 I'm just like I wanted to headbutter. 01:40:35.670 --> 01:40:36.710 McCaber, she said. 01:40:36.850 --> 01:40:38.430 Macabre, Macabre, Macabre. 01:40:38.430 --> 01:40:41.390 Yeah, Mac, Macabre, Macabre or something like that. 01:40:41.950 --> 01:40:44.090 It was like it was really bad. 01:40:44.170 --> 01:40:48.910 And then instead of architecture, she was going architecture. 01:40:51.890 --> 01:40:54.270 Look at the incredible architecture. 01:40:57.290 --> 01:40:58.090 Relevations. 01:40:59.650 --> 01:41:01.110 She said renovations. 01:41:01.650 --> 01:41:02.450 Relevations. 01:41:03.590 --> 01:41:06.370 Multiple times with the renovations. 01:41:06.730 --> 01:41:08.410 Did she say horse to horse for a nurse? 01:41:08.910 --> 01:41:09.750 You know she does. 01:41:10.410 --> 01:41:13.710 Hey, as long as she's pretty close to her ability, 01:41:14.190 --> 01:41:16.310 he fucking smacked out right out of her. 01:41:17.210 --> 01:41:20.290 Dude, I used to call hors d'oeuvres, horse de voix. 01:41:20.790 --> 01:41:21.810 I know cube did too. 01:41:22.250 --> 01:41:22.690 Horse divorce. 01:41:24.910 --> 01:41:26.310 The red lobster. 01:41:26.650 --> 01:41:27.850 What do you guys got for horse divorce? 01:41:28.830 --> 01:41:30.170 Yeah, some order. 01:41:30.610 --> 01:41:35.950 Do I look like I go around and ask for some hors d'oeuvres? 01:41:37.910 --> 01:41:39.190 Yeah, lady. 01:41:39.770 --> 01:41:40.810 It's horse de voix. 01:41:41.390 --> 01:41:44.750 Man, my diet is basic as fuck. 01:41:45.150 --> 01:41:47.130 Y'all bring a side of queso. 01:41:48.310 --> 01:41:53.730 Yeah, my diet is basic and all Americans give a fuck about any other shit. 01:41:53.910 --> 01:41:56.570 I just eat some of my slobber joes. 01:41:58.390 --> 01:42:00.610 I eat some of my slobber joes and tater tots. 01:42:00.710 --> 01:42:02.910 I eat some of my slobber joes and tater tots. 01:42:02.910 --> 01:42:04.530 Damn slobber joes and tater tots. 01:42:04.530 --> 01:42:05.630 Fuckin' tacos, Weezy. 01:42:05.750 --> 01:42:06.210 How many days? 01:42:07.710 --> 01:42:08.010 None. 01:42:08.690 --> 01:42:09.510 You don't eat tacos? 01:42:10.150 --> 01:42:12.210 I eat to find some caviar's. 01:42:13.730 --> 01:42:15.530 Oh, here we go. 01:42:16.890 --> 01:42:17.970 You're in Miami, right? 01:42:18.610 --> 01:42:19.050 You're in Miami? 01:42:19.750 --> 01:42:21.250 No, I'm in Sarasota. 01:42:23.930 --> 01:42:25.890 Mohamed Atta's old stomping grounds. 01:42:26.410 --> 01:42:28.730 They feel like one Jewish guy named Klopkin is there. 01:42:28.790 --> 01:42:32.030 If Weezy was in Miami, he'd be a damn multi-millionaire. 01:42:32.030 --> 01:42:38.070 Did you see that freaking Epstein, one of the emails? 01:42:38.370 --> 01:42:40.630 He's like, we made a fortune off your shipping. 01:42:41.190 --> 01:42:42.970 Let the goyem live in the real world. 01:42:43.650 --> 01:42:44.970 You just know how to make the money. 01:42:45.110 --> 01:42:45.690 Did you see that email? 01:42:46.110 --> 01:42:46.910 I saw it. 01:42:47.330 --> 01:42:49.330 Let the goyem live in the real world. 01:42:49.910 --> 01:42:52.070 Man, I thought they were going to be done with Epstein. 01:42:52.370 --> 01:42:52.910 I'm just like... 01:42:55.190 --> 01:42:56.870 They're like, well, it's a hoax. 01:42:57.230 --> 01:43:00.410 And to prove it's a hoax, here's three million documents. 01:43:00.890 --> 01:43:05.130 But we had to redact the child sexual abuse material 01:43:05.130 --> 01:43:08.290 and the murder and the torture from the hoax. 01:43:09.470 --> 01:43:10.430 Democratic hoax. 01:43:11.290 --> 01:43:13.190 They redacted that one name from that dude 01:43:13.190 --> 01:43:14.730 that was talking about torture and shit. 01:43:16.050 --> 01:43:16.970 Which one's that? 01:43:17.350 --> 01:43:19.250 Like, I don't think we've ever had such blatant evidence 01:43:19.250 --> 01:43:21.470 our government was corrupt ever in the history of the world. 01:43:22.030 --> 01:43:22.290 No. 01:43:26.370 --> 01:43:27.810 It's a Democratic hoax. 01:43:27.810 --> 01:43:29.350 They called out Peter Atea today. 01:43:29.470 --> 01:43:30.570 Did you see, you know what Peter Atea is? 01:43:31.190 --> 01:43:31.770 Peter Atea? 01:43:32.250 --> 01:43:32.550 Yeah. 01:43:32.890 --> 01:43:34.450 Like that elf longevity doctor? 01:43:35.310 --> 01:43:36.570 He's all over it. 01:43:37.010 --> 01:43:38.290 His emails look very... 01:43:38.290 --> 01:43:40.970 He was all wrapped up in all that weird longevity shit. 01:43:41.810 --> 01:43:42.550 That's right. 01:43:43.190 --> 01:43:46.310 And they never fucking raided Zoro Ranch. 01:43:46.490 --> 01:43:47.750 They never searched it. 01:43:48.090 --> 01:43:50.270 That's where there was allegedly all these weird, 01:43:50.270 --> 01:43:55.090 like, birthing facilities and fucking labs and stuff. 01:43:55.330 --> 01:43:56.010 And yeah. 01:43:57.350 --> 01:43:58.990 I don't know what the fuck's wrong with these people. 01:43:59.010 --> 01:44:00.630 Who the fuck wants to live to be a hundred, dude? 01:44:01.630 --> 01:44:03.970 I'm like 15 and I'm checking my watch every 10 minutes 01:44:03.970 --> 01:44:04.890 as this thing up there. 01:44:07.290 --> 01:44:07.750 I know. 01:44:07.890 --> 01:44:10.150 How many fucking chicken sandwiches can you eat? 01:44:10.270 --> 01:44:10.990 You're done with this shit. 01:44:11.310 --> 01:44:11.630 You know what I mean? 01:44:15.990 --> 01:44:24.840 They were never win-pan-bottom. 01:44:24.920 --> 01:44:27.700 They said they had a truckload of the Epstein files. 01:44:29.040 --> 01:44:30.240 It's on its way down. 01:44:31.280 --> 01:44:31.960 On my desk. 01:44:34.780 --> 01:44:37.880 Man, just like it never became a big deal, dude. 01:44:38.080 --> 01:44:40.040 Like, just a straight up fucking line. 01:44:42.080 --> 01:44:42.780 That's hilarious. 01:44:43.320 --> 01:44:44.560 I just don't get it, man. 01:44:44.800 --> 01:44:45.280 Just come. 01:44:46.480 --> 01:44:48.180 It's better to come out and say, 01:44:48.660 --> 01:44:50.440 hey, man, we ain't giving y'all shit. 01:44:50.760 --> 01:44:51.740 So shut the fuck up. 01:44:52.160 --> 01:44:53.800 Man, everybody just gone by the business. 01:44:55.000 --> 01:44:55.920 Dude, look at Saint Denis. 01:44:56.160 --> 01:44:57.480 He looks like a little fellow, man. 01:44:57.620 --> 01:45:01.260 He went from bulked up to 155. 01:45:02.560 --> 01:45:04.580 It's weird watching him with that little. 01:45:07.260 --> 01:45:08.780 155 is small, man. 01:45:09.600 --> 01:45:09.780 Yeah. 01:45:09.960 --> 01:45:10.480 That's really little. 01:45:11.740 --> 01:45:14.760 To be six foot, 155. 01:45:15.200 --> 01:45:16.360 That is small, man. 01:45:16.520 --> 01:45:17.020 Yeah, that's skinny. 01:45:17.540 --> 01:45:18.480 That's yeah. 01:45:18.820 --> 01:45:22.960 You got to be your fucking just bone and muscle at that point. 01:45:23.260 --> 01:45:23.940 Yeah, that's right. 01:45:26.300 --> 01:45:27.600 My name is Abin. 01:45:27.780 --> 01:45:28.960 Why Saint Denis? 01:45:29.420 --> 01:45:30.140 Abin was like what? 01:45:30.140 --> 01:45:31.380 5'10, 5'11. 01:45:31.660 --> 01:45:34.660 So I'm like, I mean, I know he's probably realistically 5'8. 01:45:35.400 --> 01:45:36.680 Hooker's always been skinny, though. 01:45:36.760 --> 01:45:37.700 This is not a big deal for him. 01:45:38.640 --> 01:45:40.420 Yeah, probably a hooker six foot. 01:45:41.740 --> 01:45:41.980 Yeah. 01:45:43.360 --> 01:45:45.140 So they're tall for this division. 01:45:45.540 --> 01:45:47.760 A hooker could go up 10 pounds and be fine. 01:45:48.700 --> 01:45:48.960 Yeah. 01:45:55.110 --> 01:45:56.350 He walks around like that, though. 01:45:57.630 --> 01:45:58.550 He's got a channel. 01:45:58.710 --> 01:45:59.530 Ever seen his YouTube channel? 01:46:00.430 --> 01:46:00.850 Yeah. 01:46:01.190 --> 01:46:01.250 Yeah. 01:46:01.390 --> 01:46:02.370 He puts on these like fights 01:46:02.370 --> 01:46:04.850 that like the local guys are going fight for like around. 01:46:05.490 --> 01:46:06.470 And it's Jim. 01:46:10.230 --> 01:46:12.190 A couple of scoops right there. 01:46:12.450 --> 01:46:12.790 Hell yeah. 01:46:14.910 --> 01:46:15.510 Six. 01:46:15.910 --> 01:46:16.410 That's a six. 01:46:18.910 --> 01:46:19.910 Looked a little too. 01:46:20.030 --> 01:46:22.910 Oh, it's called six drew six. 01:46:25.650 --> 01:46:26.250 Benoit. 01:46:29.170 --> 01:46:31.390 These guys are not 155. 01:46:32.310 --> 01:46:35.050 Well, they're not 155 right now with this. 01:46:35.050 --> 01:46:35.850 No, I know. 01:46:36.090 --> 01:46:36.330 I know. 01:46:36.730 --> 01:46:38.350 But I know. 01:46:38.610 --> 01:46:38.830 I know. 01:46:39.070 --> 01:46:39.250 I know. 01:46:39.450 --> 01:46:41.670 But I don't weigh it, baby. 01:46:42.070 --> 01:46:44.750 How much weight you think they put on after weigh-ins? 01:46:45.670 --> 01:46:47.450 At least 10 pounds possible. 01:46:48.270 --> 01:46:48.830 10 to 15. 01:46:53.250 --> 01:46:55.850 I thought a hooker was going to choke him out already. 01:46:57.150 --> 01:46:58.130 Back on the feet. 01:46:58.510 --> 01:46:59.130 Yeah, he had it. 01:46:59.390 --> 01:47:04.150 I mean, it's the same potential danger with fucking Benoit, though. 01:47:05.430 --> 01:47:06.470 Mm-hmm. 01:47:08.510 --> 01:47:10.410 They're getting after it right away, man. 01:47:10.430 --> 01:47:11.410 They ain't fucking around. 01:47:17.590 --> 01:47:19.090 He's going to about take them down here. 01:47:21.910 --> 01:47:23.210 Oh, got out. 01:47:31.020 --> 01:47:34.500 That was a nice kick to the body by hooker. 01:47:35.460 --> 01:47:36.080 Oh, yeah. 01:47:36.300 --> 01:47:39.380 Hooker has got some nice for the front kicks. 01:47:40.180 --> 01:47:41.480 He's got a couple in. 01:47:41.980 --> 01:47:42.220 Yeah. 01:47:43.340 --> 01:47:44.140 And a fox hole. 01:47:44.220 --> 01:47:44.880 I want hooker. 01:47:45.320 --> 01:47:45.760 Sure. 01:47:46.120 --> 01:47:46.840 You know what I'm saying? 01:47:46.840 --> 01:47:47.660 Well, yeah. 01:47:47.760 --> 01:47:49.880 Nobody wants the French in a fox hole, Drew. 01:47:50.620 --> 01:47:51.100 What's that? 01:47:51.360 --> 01:47:53.200 Nobody wants the French in a fox hole. 01:47:58.900 --> 01:48:00.500 You're like, I need ammo. 01:48:00.820 --> 01:48:02.240 And they're like, I want your booty. 01:48:04.720 --> 01:48:05.860 Did you say booty? 01:48:10.720 --> 01:48:12.040 Oh, it is funny. 01:48:12.280 --> 01:48:14.740 Ammo means cornhole in France. 01:48:16.900 --> 01:48:19.420 My guest, be my guest. 01:48:20.280 --> 01:48:23.060 Put other manners to the test. 01:48:24.040 --> 01:48:25.480 Oh, he's hooking his butthole. 01:48:26.680 --> 01:48:27.960 The knee is hooking. 01:48:28.080 --> 01:48:29.280 Going for the old taint lock. 01:48:31.420 --> 01:48:33.300 That's a classic lock right there. 01:48:35.980 --> 01:48:37.620 The old taint grabbler. 01:48:37.860 --> 01:48:39.560 That's the that's the lock of legends. 01:48:45.500 --> 01:48:49.340 I will say the leg tattoos that hooker has are pretty, 01:48:50.200 --> 01:48:51.100 pretty exquisite. 01:48:51.480 --> 01:48:55.620 Y'all say there's been more output in the first two and a half minutes of this 01:48:55.620 --> 01:48:58.160 fight than we've seen so far. 01:48:58.220 --> 01:48:58.420 All right. 01:49:08.590 --> 01:49:11.430 Fighting for position in the center of the ring. 01:49:13.050 --> 01:49:15.330 Who gets the credit for that? 01:49:18.170 --> 01:49:19.430 I don't think anybody. 01:49:19.570 --> 01:49:20.370 There's no takedown. 01:49:20.530 --> 01:49:20.770 There's nothing. 01:49:21.010 --> 01:49:21.490 Yeah. 01:49:21.670 --> 01:49:22.470 I didn't think so. 01:49:24.990 --> 01:49:27.050 50th season of Survivor. 01:49:27.050 --> 01:49:28.190 Am I seeing that right? 01:49:28.670 --> 01:49:29.510 Oh, we got him. 01:49:29.570 --> 01:49:30.350 That shit is crazy. 01:49:30.770 --> 01:49:31.010 Not him. 01:49:31.330 --> 01:49:33.350 Oh, 50 seasons. 01:49:34.170 --> 01:49:39.710 I guess if they've done two a year or so for 20, 01:49:40.230 --> 01:49:42.430 will they come out with that in like 99, 2000? 01:49:43.310 --> 01:49:45.490 Yeah, it's about around that time. 01:49:45.490 --> 01:49:47.930 I don't know if people even watch that shit anymore. 01:49:48.870 --> 01:49:50.710 I had no idea it was still on. 01:49:51.210 --> 01:49:52.850 Is anybody under 80 still watching it? 01:49:53.130 --> 01:49:54.150 I doubt it. 01:49:54.630 --> 01:49:57.150 It's got to be nursing homes and airports. 01:49:57.930 --> 01:50:01.610 It's right after the Don Lemon Night News hour and CNN. 01:50:01.870 --> 01:50:03.710 You watched Survivor. 01:50:03.830 --> 01:50:05.070 Like and subscribe. 01:50:05.990 --> 01:50:06.990 What's on his back? 01:50:08.250 --> 01:50:08.770 Is that Jesus? 01:50:14.670 --> 01:50:17.150 It looks like an intricate design. 01:50:17.850 --> 01:50:19.750 It looks like fat Jesus. 01:50:30.850 --> 01:50:32.590 Hooker did a good job getting out of there. 01:50:33.010 --> 01:50:34.350 Big, big knee. 01:50:34.630 --> 01:50:35.790 Oh, how about? 01:50:36.010 --> 01:50:36.730 I'm Benoit. 01:50:37.350 --> 01:50:38.710 So you can hold and hit him. 01:50:38.910 --> 01:50:39.150 You're back. 01:50:39.490 --> 01:50:40.370 You have none of that. 01:50:40.370 --> 01:50:40.710 Yeah. 01:50:40.950 --> 01:50:41.770 You have dirty boxing. 01:50:42.650 --> 01:50:44.050 Dirty boxing is allowed. 01:50:44.490 --> 01:50:52.620 Oh, I mean, for everything Hooker's landed, 01:50:52.880 --> 01:50:53.560 Benoit is the answer. 01:50:53.560 --> 01:50:56.300 With significantly more force. 01:50:56.880 --> 01:50:58.900 You got to give the round so far. 01:50:59.240 --> 01:51:01.740 Second take out of the night from Benoit. 01:51:02.520 --> 01:51:03.060 Yeah. 01:51:03.420 --> 01:51:06.220 Well, Ben, Ben was the heavier hitter. 01:51:06.480 --> 01:51:07.380 Go for sure. 01:51:07.960 --> 01:51:09.660 Who's got a little bit more weight? 01:51:10.460 --> 01:51:12.300 15 seconds for this round. 01:51:13.980 --> 01:51:16.160 I give the round to Benoit. 01:51:22.150 --> 01:51:23.350 Or Benoit. 01:51:23.650 --> 01:51:25.510 Oh, Benoit. 01:51:26.330 --> 01:51:26.850 Benoit. 01:51:26.850 --> 01:51:27.930 St. Dennis. 01:51:28.210 --> 01:51:28.770 St. Dennis. 01:51:30.210 --> 01:51:30.990 Good job. 01:51:31.250 --> 01:51:31.670 St. Dennis. 01:51:32.230 --> 01:51:33.090 Hello, Fibonite. 01:51:34.370 --> 01:51:34.890 Damn. 01:51:37.070 --> 01:51:38.750 He won't butcher the man's name. 01:51:39.590 --> 01:51:41.550 He got opened up a bit, too. 01:51:42.670 --> 01:51:44.330 We're in America broadcasting, brother. 01:51:46.170 --> 01:51:47.150 Who's selling the monster? 01:51:47.390 --> 01:51:48.030 Is that Paramount? 01:51:49.030 --> 01:51:49.550 Yeah. 01:51:50.530 --> 01:51:50.990 Really? 01:51:51.430 --> 01:51:51.830 I think. 01:51:52.130 --> 01:51:52.490 I don't know. 01:51:53.430 --> 01:51:54.750 That's a bit of a moniker. 01:51:55.250 --> 01:51:55.590 A moniker. 01:51:55.930 --> 01:51:55.970 Yeah. 01:51:55.970 --> 01:51:58.290 Yeah, it's got to be Paramount. 01:51:59.110 --> 01:52:00.330 That is a ghetto. 01:52:00.630 --> 01:52:03.130 We've got to subsidize our fights. 01:52:04.670 --> 01:52:06.070 Everybody's bitching about them. 01:52:07.410 --> 01:52:10.690 Gonna take a few fights for them to get their kinks worked out. 01:52:14.430 --> 01:52:15.690 Is there something different? 01:52:15.930 --> 01:52:16.150 I mean, 01:52:16.950 --> 01:52:17.910 Ooh, nice. 01:52:18.050 --> 01:52:19.730 Been about the same that I usually say. 01:52:25.090 --> 01:52:25.590 Benoit. 01:52:26.570 --> 01:52:27.850 I don't know why. 01:52:29.590 --> 01:52:32.410 Benoit is like five, six years younger, too, right? 01:52:34.270 --> 01:52:35.750 Yes, I don't understand. 01:52:36.150 --> 01:52:37.470 Benoit is five years younger. 01:52:38.130 --> 01:52:38.370 Okay. 01:52:39.170 --> 01:52:40.030 And what's only 30? 01:52:41.030 --> 01:52:41.470 Yeah. 01:52:42.130 --> 01:52:44.150 He's going to look like he's 50 when he's 35. 01:52:46.970 --> 01:52:48.450 Like Charles Bronson. 01:52:48.970 --> 01:52:50.970 Dude, he's going to have fucking one eye. 01:52:52.150 --> 01:52:53.350 Salt and pepper, beard. 01:52:54.230 --> 01:52:55.730 He's got that squishy face. 01:52:57.770 --> 01:52:59.670 Oh, I just did that last round. 01:52:59.730 --> 01:53:01.070 We can't roll with him, Dan. 01:53:01.330 --> 01:53:03.270 You fucking kind of prove that already. 01:53:03.690 --> 01:53:05.150 That was a huge knee. 01:53:05.550 --> 01:53:06.190 Yeah, it was. 01:53:06.330 --> 01:53:06.490 From Benoit. 01:53:09.330 --> 01:53:10.110 Uh-oh. 01:53:10.950 --> 01:53:11.490 All right. 01:53:19.770 --> 01:53:21.210 Benoit is in good shape, huh? 01:53:21.770 --> 01:53:22.210 Yeah, he is. 01:53:24.590 --> 01:53:27.910 Oh, that's that's not great. 01:53:28.450 --> 01:53:29.450 He's got big problems. 01:53:29.450 --> 01:53:31.290 You're doing a arms trap right there. 01:53:31.350 --> 01:53:31.830 Yep. 01:53:34.350 --> 01:53:35.310 Oh, man. 01:53:36.830 --> 01:53:37.750 What was the fix? 01:53:39.230 --> 01:53:41.290 Nutsack, right, right up underneath your chin 01:53:41.290 --> 01:53:42.590 while I'm bowing you in the face. 01:53:42.950 --> 01:53:44.530 Oh, he's got the, uh-oh. 01:53:44.810 --> 01:53:45.990 Oh, he's got the arm. 01:53:46.550 --> 01:53:47.670 He's smelling his armpit. 01:53:47.910 --> 01:53:48.690 Oh, nice and lush. 01:53:50.410 --> 01:53:57.670 Oh, he's going to get the old, uh, oh, this is trouble. 01:54:03.290 --> 01:54:04.590 Three and a half minutes he's got. 01:54:05.150 --> 01:54:05.570 Yeah. 01:54:08.610 --> 01:54:09.130 Oh. 01:54:13.390 --> 01:54:14.110 Thank you. 01:54:14.330 --> 01:54:16.630 And I'm a couple of shoulders run shoulders. 01:54:16.930 --> 01:54:19.330 Just checking your chin. 01:54:19.510 --> 01:54:21.330 I've got to be super demoralizing. 01:54:23.350 --> 01:54:25.350 Is this, this is to pour his division. 01:54:26.230 --> 01:54:26.790 Yeah. 01:54:27.110 --> 01:54:28.230 Before you vacated. 01:54:29.030 --> 01:54:29.790 To what? 01:54:30.070 --> 01:54:30.990 Me and Drew right here. 01:54:31.330 --> 01:54:31.890 Drew's on the bottom. 01:54:31.910 --> 01:54:32.390 He's gone. 01:54:33.450 --> 01:54:34.950 He left him in May. 01:54:35.650 --> 01:54:36.030 No. 01:54:36.390 --> 01:54:38.070 He said he was being extorted 01:54:38.070 --> 01:54:40.250 and his family was being threatened. 01:54:40.670 --> 01:54:43.290 And he's played, gave up the belt and he's gone. 01:54:43.570 --> 01:54:44.050 He's going to tap out. 01:54:45.090 --> 01:54:46.070 Now he's going to pass out. 01:54:46.810 --> 01:54:48.350 He's going to put, yeah, he's going to sleep. 01:54:50.610 --> 01:54:51.750 He's got, he's turned. 01:54:56.190 --> 01:54:56.650 Yikes. 01:54:57.330 --> 01:54:58.810 Two and a half minutes of this shit. 01:55:03.050 --> 01:55:04.110 Oh, look at his face. 01:55:04.350 --> 01:55:04.810 He's struggling. 01:55:10.780 --> 01:55:12.360 That's excruciating pain, bro. 01:55:12.480 --> 01:55:16.340 Man, Hooker is in a bad spot, man. 01:55:17.200 --> 01:55:20.400 Let's say people in a bad, I mean, he's in a horrendous spot. 01:55:20.540 --> 01:55:21.520 You don't have to go out, any of you. 01:55:21.720 --> 01:55:22.020 He's all right. 01:55:22.140 --> 01:55:22.540 He's all right. 01:55:23.660 --> 01:55:24.380 He's got to move up. 01:55:27.780 --> 01:55:29.160 Oh, now he's got, oh, no. 01:55:29.780 --> 01:55:30.780 Oh, nasty. 01:55:30.880 --> 01:55:31.260 That's it. 01:55:31.620 --> 01:55:32.460 Now he's fucked. 01:55:33.300 --> 01:55:33.600 Oh, yeah. 01:55:33.900 --> 01:55:34.400 It looks like he gave it up. 01:55:34.420 --> 01:55:35.200 It looks like he gave it up. 01:55:35.280 --> 01:55:35.440 Shit. 01:55:43.010 --> 01:55:43.890 Yeah, it's not in there. 01:55:47.890 --> 01:55:49.530 Ben was an animal, man. 01:56:04.700 --> 01:56:06.140 Just slicing them open. 01:56:07.840 --> 01:56:09.700 We're still a minute and a half of this. 01:56:12.260 --> 01:56:15.080 I mean, when they on the ground, dude, it just seems like it 01:56:15.080 --> 01:56:15.760 lasts forever. 01:56:16.780 --> 01:56:17.040 Yeah. 01:56:18.160 --> 01:56:19.460 Imagine being the guy in the bottom. 01:56:21.960 --> 01:56:23.360 You know that, Drew. 01:56:24.560 --> 01:56:26.000 Damn, there it is. 01:56:29.560 --> 01:56:33.420 Here comes some 12 to sixes on my face by Weezy. 01:56:40.780 --> 01:56:43.360 Dropping them fifth war bees on them. 01:56:46.000 --> 01:56:46.800 Oh, man. 01:56:47.120 --> 01:56:49.180 Dude, that is fucking nasty. 01:56:49.800 --> 01:56:50.560 He let him have it. 01:56:50.560 --> 01:56:51.520 Got to give it to Hooker, man. 01:56:53.440 --> 01:56:57.100 Dude, Hooker is a jamper staying in there, but he is tough. 01:56:57.100 --> 01:56:57.540 Oh, man. 01:57:00.560 --> 01:57:01.640 I said, Sam. 01:57:01.760 --> 01:57:03.320 Some elbows are fucking. 01:57:04.920 --> 01:57:07.320 Those are hitting yikes, man. 01:57:07.980 --> 01:57:08.980 They might stop the fight here. 01:57:10.400 --> 01:57:13.440 And they ain't gonna have no choice but to stop it. 01:57:13.580 --> 01:57:16.900 I mean, Herb Dean wants more blood. 01:57:17.300 --> 01:57:17.500 Come on, man. 01:57:17.680 --> 01:57:17.740 Done. 01:57:17.920 --> 01:57:18.380 It's over. 01:57:21.280 --> 01:57:22.280 Herb's just over. 01:57:22.600 --> 01:57:22.740 It's over. 01:57:23.240 --> 01:57:23.540 Okay, okay. 01:57:24.760 --> 01:57:26.880 Herb, he's like, I remember when this motherfucker 01:57:26.880 --> 01:57:27.900 was talking shit. 01:57:38.390 --> 01:57:39.430 Dude, Benoit. 01:57:39.730 --> 01:57:42.010 And why I told you, man, he's coming back with a vengeance. 01:57:42.770 --> 01:57:43.270 Yeah. 01:57:44.630 --> 01:57:47.590 I said I didn't want a Frenchman to win. 01:57:48.050 --> 01:57:50.110 I didn't say I didn't think he could. 01:57:51.750 --> 01:57:53.410 I told you, Steve. 01:57:56.570 --> 01:57:58.030 You were right, Drew. 01:57:58.690 --> 01:57:59.370 You were right. 01:57:59.450 --> 01:58:00.350 And I was wrong. 01:58:01.270 --> 01:58:03.050 I feel so much better now. 01:58:03.050 --> 01:58:03.110 No. 01:58:07.850 --> 01:58:10.870 It feels like Dan Hooker was damn dominant, 01:58:11.010 --> 01:58:13.850 but somehow the knee got some busted up eyelids. 01:58:14.270 --> 01:58:14.570 I'm like. 01:58:17.130 --> 01:58:17.650 Boom. 01:58:18.110 --> 01:58:20.250 Oh, good. 01:58:21.250 --> 01:58:21.550 God. 01:58:21.690 --> 01:58:23.050 Right on the nose bridge. 01:58:23.270 --> 01:58:23.690 Right. 01:58:23.830 --> 01:58:26.290 He's just got to sit there and watch that fucking elbow 01:58:26.290 --> 01:58:27.350 come down on him. 01:58:27.510 --> 01:58:28.970 Fucking arm pinned out of the way. 01:58:29.890 --> 01:58:31.350 Well, Hooker messed up. 01:58:31.650 --> 01:58:34.370 He was trying to take the knee down. 01:58:34.630 --> 01:58:36.410 He could have called it way before he did. 01:58:36.710 --> 01:58:38.330 He could have called it way before he did. 01:58:39.130 --> 01:58:40.730 He was still kind of fighting back. 01:58:41.310 --> 01:58:42.970 So at the point when he was elbowing him 01:58:42.970 --> 01:58:44.430 and he had both his arms pinned, 01:58:44.830 --> 01:58:46.970 like there was nothing he could fucking do. 01:58:47.090 --> 01:58:48.230 And he hit him like five times. 01:58:48.510 --> 01:58:49.730 I mean, that for me was good enough 01:58:49.730 --> 01:58:50.930 to call it right there because he couldn't 01:58:50.930 --> 01:58:52.050 intelligently defend himself. 01:58:52.890 --> 01:58:53.870 He was intelligent. 01:58:54.110 --> 01:58:54.570 He moved. 01:58:54.570 --> 01:58:54.690 Right. 01:58:57.790 --> 01:58:59.050 This fucking clown. 01:58:59.750 --> 01:59:00.850 That was brutal. 01:59:01.130 --> 01:59:03.510 Hey, you know, I used him on Kevin Hart. 01:59:04.310 --> 01:59:04.670 Yeah. 01:59:05.730 --> 01:59:06.770 Man, he's not even funny. 01:59:07.390 --> 01:59:09.070 Like, no, no, he's not. 01:59:09.510 --> 01:59:09.990 He's not funny. 01:59:11.630 --> 01:59:15.750 Well, would you be funny after did he stuck it in you? 01:59:17.030 --> 01:59:18.430 Depends on how you define funny. 01:59:19.390 --> 01:59:20.050 Yeah, that's true. 01:59:21.390 --> 01:59:21.990 All right. 01:59:21.990 --> 01:59:24.890 Next up, we have Volkonowski and Lopes. 01:59:28.770 --> 01:59:29.250 Yep. 01:59:29.570 --> 01:59:30.650 Landman's getting a lot of play. 01:59:30.810 --> 01:59:31.810 I saw a couple of episodes. 01:59:31.970 --> 01:59:32.550 It was all right. 01:59:34.570 --> 01:59:35.650 Was it my man? 01:59:35.830 --> 01:59:38.850 Was it count count easy? 01:59:39.090 --> 01:59:42.330 I mean, that's the thing that landman season two 01:59:42.330 --> 01:59:45.050 is just who can outsep the other other person? 01:59:45.330 --> 01:59:45.550 That's it. 01:59:46.950 --> 01:59:47.630 Who can out what? 01:59:48.310 --> 01:59:48.790 Outstamp. 01:59:49.930 --> 01:59:50.410 Oh. 01:59:53.370 --> 01:59:56.050 Yeah, it was like the dad of the grandfather, 01:59:56.170 --> 01:59:58.170 the father or the son who's going to be the biggest 01:59:58.170 --> 02:00:00.230 step of the series here. 02:00:00.230 --> 02:00:01.810 Here we see, bring this up. 02:00:01.950 --> 02:00:05.710 This is the proper response to the Kevin Hart 02:00:06.550 --> 02:00:07.590 DraftKings commercial. 02:00:09.570 --> 02:00:11.710 I don't know what it is about that Kevin Hart 02:00:11.710 --> 02:00:12.770 DraftKings commercial. 02:00:14.330 --> 02:00:17.010 I know he's how much money is enough, Kevin. 02:00:17.950 --> 02:00:20.390 You're a billionaire and you're pushing 02:00:20.890 --> 02:00:22.410 gambling onto your fans. 02:00:25.070 --> 02:00:28.930 Listen, in the 90s, commercials were for celebrities 02:00:28.930 --> 02:00:31.570 that couldn't work or were in trouble. 02:00:32.750 --> 02:00:34.610 And everyone was like, absolutely. 02:00:36.290 --> 02:00:37.190 Bring that back. 02:00:37.790 --> 02:00:40.010 I would be absolutely okay with it if there was 02:00:40.010 --> 02:00:42.490 a title card that was like, Kevin Hart owes the 02:00:43.010 --> 02:00:44.550 IRS $250 million. 02:00:45.110 --> 02:00:47.130 And we'd be like, oh, then sign up with that code 02:00:51.990 --> 02:00:53.930 or make a real DraftKings commercial. 02:00:54.710 --> 02:00:56.570 Not Kevin Hart in a mansion with LeBron. 02:00:56.710 --> 02:00:59.170 Have a guy coming home being like, it's gone. 02:01:01.550 --> 02:01:02.590 It's gone. 02:01:03.430 --> 02:01:03.970 The house. 02:01:04.390 --> 02:01:05.030 The savings. 02:01:08.210 --> 02:01:10.210 The charges were a lock. 02:01:12.970 --> 02:01:15.190 And that's when Kevin Hart pops out like, man, 02:01:15.310 --> 02:01:16.090 where's your whole family? 02:01:16.530 --> 02:01:17.170 Try not to know. 02:01:20.670 --> 02:01:23.870 That was the worst Kevin Hart accent, though. 02:01:25.170 --> 02:01:29.410 Man, just think of how many people like a wife came home 02:01:29.410 --> 02:01:32.190 and the husband's like, yeah, you know, we ain't got shit. 02:01:33.890 --> 02:01:34.330 Terrible. 02:01:34.730 --> 02:01:36.690 It's happened to a bunch of people, man. 02:01:37.690 --> 02:01:39.970 Or maybe the wife comes home and the husband 02:01:39.970 --> 02:01:42.130 doesn't ever come home because, you know, 02:01:42.170 --> 02:01:43.910 they gambled with the mafia and so they had 02:01:43.910 --> 02:01:45.290 to pick them up and kill them. 02:01:48.670 --> 02:01:51.350 The wife comes home and was like, I met a 02:01:51.350 --> 02:01:54.070 Vietnamese lady when I was getting my nails done 02:01:54.070 --> 02:01:57.190 and the next thing you knew, I lost $80,000 playing poker. 02:01:57.850 --> 02:01:58.810 Yeah, yeah. 02:02:03.270 --> 02:02:04.610 It's just out of the blue. 02:02:04.890 --> 02:02:07.390 It's like, man, it's been people. 02:02:09.010 --> 02:02:09.290 Yeah. 02:02:09.730 --> 02:02:11.190 Whenever you think your life's bad, 02:02:11.850 --> 02:02:13.190 yeah, whenever you think your life's bad, 02:02:13.910 --> 02:02:16.030 you just know that there's people out there 02:02:16.030 --> 02:02:18.950 that's taking real ales, real big ales. 02:02:19.630 --> 02:02:20.130 You challenged. 02:02:21.050 --> 02:02:22.570 Like they still have to continue living. 02:02:23.190 --> 02:02:24.210 This is crazy. 02:02:24.790 --> 02:02:25.150 Yeah. 02:02:25.210 --> 02:02:26.890 What's crazy is when you take the ale 02:02:26.890 --> 02:02:28.110 and have to continue living. 02:02:28.750 --> 02:02:32.010 That's that's that's the bad part. 02:02:42.750 --> 02:02:43.110 Okay. 02:02:43.170 --> 02:02:45.090 Because I got two streams going on at one time. 02:02:45.390 --> 02:02:47.870 When they bring up this Jose Cuervo commercial, 02:02:49.150 --> 02:02:51.850 it's going to be like Justin Gaichi and Mike Chiesa. 02:02:51.950 --> 02:02:53.210 Did y'all run out of fucking money? 02:02:54.010 --> 02:02:54.790 Like it's bad. 02:02:55.710 --> 02:02:57.110 Are they going to show it on y'alls? 02:02:57.750 --> 02:02:58.410 I hope they do. 02:03:10.030 --> 02:03:10.410 Oh, yeah. 02:03:10.470 --> 02:03:10.950 Here it is. 02:03:11.690 --> 02:03:13.090 These niggas look like they're about to kiss. 02:03:18.800 --> 02:03:19.500 What the? 02:03:26.200 --> 02:03:28.480 What was that? 02:03:29.020 --> 02:03:29.140 Whoa. 02:03:29.160 --> 02:03:29.940 What's going on here? 02:03:31.740 --> 02:03:33.740 Niggas got their dogs up on the table. 02:03:35.040 --> 02:03:35.560 Why? 02:03:35.560 --> 02:03:37.080 These are retired niggas right here. 02:03:37.360 --> 02:03:38.800 Whitaker, Leidman. 02:03:38.900 --> 02:03:39.640 No shoes on. 02:03:39.740 --> 02:03:40.900 Just the socks on the table. 02:03:41.060 --> 02:03:41.380 It's gross. 02:03:42.080 --> 02:03:43.420 What are you doing? 02:03:47.320 --> 02:03:50.380 I'm like, we started drinking during the prelims. 02:03:53.340 --> 02:03:57.240 Fucking buddy looks like he's in a fucking coma in the bottom left corner. 02:03:57.620 --> 02:03:57.920 Yeah. 02:03:58.280 --> 02:04:01.260 Just sitting there like, whoa, dude, the edible is kicked in. 02:04:04.100 --> 02:04:06.460 You know, Whiteman's career, his whole career, 02:04:06.660 --> 02:04:08.780 is predicated on him beating Anderson Silva. 02:04:09.280 --> 02:04:10.760 Like he's really done nothing else. 02:04:11.240 --> 02:04:11.440 Yep. 02:04:12.220 --> 02:04:12.740 You beat him, though. 02:04:14.280 --> 02:04:15.460 He did beat him. 02:04:15.480 --> 02:04:18.860 He beat him after Silva broke his leg on his. 02:04:21.260 --> 02:04:22.140 On him, man. 02:04:22.280 --> 02:04:25.680 I don't know if that's, I don't know if that was a legit win. 02:04:26.720 --> 02:04:27.920 Kind of a freak win. 02:04:29.180 --> 02:04:29.880 What was it? 02:04:29.960 --> 02:04:31.420 And Whiteman had an ass to you like break. 02:04:32.900 --> 02:04:33.340 Yeah. 02:04:34.980 --> 02:04:35.420 Yeah. 02:04:35.760 --> 02:04:35.940 Yeah. 02:04:36.100 --> 02:04:36.720 Ass to you like break. 02:04:36.860 --> 02:04:40.000 That was a couple of years ago when I think he was fighting. 02:04:40.560 --> 02:04:41.160 I can't remember. 02:04:41.500 --> 02:04:42.340 I can't remember who it was. 02:04:42.340 --> 02:04:43.900 But yeah, he went and kicked in that shit. 02:04:44.440 --> 02:04:44.900 Yeah. 02:04:45.040 --> 02:04:47.180 I just snapped the deal. 02:04:47.280 --> 02:04:50.480 Lopez has the goofiest fucking face of all the fighters. 02:04:50.820 --> 02:04:52.160 But I love Lopez. 02:04:52.500 --> 02:04:53.320 It's one of my favorite fighters. 02:04:53.720 --> 02:04:56.060 He looks like an Alabama state trooper. 02:04:56.780 --> 02:04:58.400 He's Mexico's version of that. 02:04:58.800 --> 02:04:59.120 You know what I mean? 02:04:59.420 --> 02:05:00.060 Yeah, he does. 02:05:01.340 --> 02:05:04.080 He's like, he's Brazilian, but he's like a Mexican redneck. 02:05:05.620 --> 02:05:06.140 Yeah. 02:05:06.220 --> 02:05:06.780 He's weird. 02:05:07.260 --> 02:05:10.300 Like it's like, okay, we got this white dude from, 02:05:10.300 --> 02:05:12.200 you know, some southern state. 02:05:12.340 --> 02:05:13.060 And it's like, I don't know. 02:05:13.180 --> 02:05:14.840 He's definitely like a Mexican. 02:05:15.120 --> 02:05:17.360 It's like, no, that's fucking cousin Ricky. 02:05:17.760 --> 02:05:19.160 I don't know what you're talking about. 02:05:21.140 --> 02:05:22.440 Me llamo Ricardo. 02:05:23.040 --> 02:05:26.020 He works down the fucking chicken plant. 02:05:31.000 --> 02:05:32.320 He's a floor manager. 02:05:33.660 --> 02:05:34.980 Floor manager at Purdue. 02:05:38.160 --> 02:05:41.760 Hey, every ad is gambling and alcohol, gambling and alcohol. 02:05:42.480 --> 02:05:43.600 Yeah, that's pretty much it. 02:05:44.360 --> 02:05:47.320 Well, alcohol, they probably, they probably need to stop 02:05:49.220 --> 02:05:51.700 advertising because that's just losing money. 02:05:52.300 --> 02:05:52.920 It's getting killed. 02:05:53.260 --> 02:05:53.660 It's getting killed. 02:05:53.940 --> 02:05:54.360 Yikes. 02:05:54.700 --> 02:05:55.580 I saw that, Steve. 02:05:56.900 --> 02:05:57.420 Yikes. 02:06:06.760 --> 02:06:08.000 My dear little pears. 02:06:08.600 --> 02:06:10.180 They just got that sleeper bill. 02:06:10.400 --> 02:06:12.900 Like you look at me like this goofy fuck can't whoop 02:06:12.900 --> 02:06:13.700 nobody's ass. 02:06:14.140 --> 02:06:15.260 And I hate that shit. 02:06:15.520 --> 02:06:17.780 Like when you go in a gym and you start, okay, 02:06:18.180 --> 02:06:20.120 you start looking at people, some people you don't know. 02:06:20.180 --> 02:06:21.680 It's like, all right, he's not good at basketball. 02:06:21.900 --> 02:06:22.900 Look how goofy he is. 02:06:23.120 --> 02:06:24.860 And he goes out there and he cooked your ass. 02:06:25.000 --> 02:06:26.260 You're like, what the fuck, man? 02:06:27.500 --> 02:06:28.220 He's wiry. 02:06:28.500 --> 02:06:29.160 He's wiry. 02:06:29.380 --> 02:06:30.840 God was going to watch out for the wiry guys. 02:06:40.280 --> 02:06:42.660 It's going to take four years for them to get to the octagon. 02:06:49.360 --> 02:06:51.920 I come here to whoop some ass. 02:06:52.580 --> 02:06:53.580 That's a great shot. 02:06:54.180 --> 02:06:55.020 That's not easy to do. 02:06:58.540 --> 02:07:00.080 Just bite that pillow, Drew. 02:07:09.070 --> 02:07:10.830 Yeah, what's with the hairdo, man? 02:07:11.030 --> 02:07:12.090 I don't understand that shit. 02:07:12.910 --> 02:07:15.890 Who's harder to tie a silver or Tracy Cortez? 02:07:16.450 --> 02:07:17.010 Who do you prefer? 02:07:17.010 --> 02:07:18.730 Natalia Natalia. 02:07:20.490 --> 02:07:21.230 Thank you. 02:07:21.370 --> 02:07:21.570 You're right. 02:07:21.730 --> 02:07:23.290 But Tracy Cortez is hot, man. 02:07:23.430 --> 02:07:24.150 Holy mackerel. 02:07:24.930 --> 02:07:25.230 She is. 02:07:25.390 --> 02:07:26.490 Mary Natalia, though. 02:07:26.750 --> 02:07:27.830 Natalia's marriage material. 02:07:28.510 --> 02:07:29.090 Yeah, Natalia. 02:07:29.270 --> 02:07:30.210 She got she got that. 02:07:30.250 --> 02:07:31.250 She got a tight baby. 02:07:32.070 --> 02:07:32.750 She's so cute. 02:07:42.230 --> 02:07:43.210 No, Malcolm. 02:07:43.370 --> 02:07:45.850 Else is going to hit Tracy Cortez. 02:07:46.550 --> 02:07:48.470 Was she dating Alice Pereira? 02:07:48.650 --> 02:07:49.150 Was that right? 02:07:49.430 --> 02:07:50.990 Well, she was dating. 02:07:52.890 --> 02:07:53.370 Ortega. 02:07:54.330 --> 02:07:55.310 Oh, it was Ortega. 02:07:55.390 --> 02:07:56.070 OK, OK. 02:07:56.070 --> 02:07:56.370 Yeah. 02:08:01.760 --> 02:08:02.060 I don't know. 02:08:02.100 --> 02:08:05.360 That's a little rough, but y'all go out on the same car. 02:08:05.480 --> 02:08:06.680 Both y'all get your ass kicked. 02:08:13.530 --> 02:08:15.230 Oh, so this is part two, huh? 02:08:15.850 --> 02:08:18.130 Yeah, both won the first one. 02:08:19.850 --> 02:08:20.410 Oh, really? 02:08:20.870 --> 02:08:24.050 Volk won the first one pretty fucking handily, too. 02:08:24.470 --> 02:08:24.630 He did. 02:08:24.790 --> 02:08:25.290 Yeah, he did. 02:08:25.730 --> 02:08:28.510 Like Lopez got some shots in, but it was 02:08:28.510 --> 02:08:31.230 but Volk dominated that entire fight. 02:08:31.810 --> 02:08:32.050 That's right. 02:08:33.510 --> 02:08:34.070 Yeah. 02:08:34.150 --> 02:08:36.350 And this is after Volk getting slept twice. 02:08:36.650 --> 02:08:37.070 Yep. 02:08:37.670 --> 02:08:37.930 Yep. 02:08:47.880 --> 02:08:50.360 I think Lopez is going to walk on him. 02:08:53.540 --> 02:08:55.400 I can't say walk on him. 02:08:55.840 --> 02:09:01.460 I really feel like Lopez should be able to go out 02:09:01.460 --> 02:09:04.080 and fucking walk away with a win. 02:09:04.500 --> 02:09:05.080 Right, it's you. 02:09:05.740 --> 02:09:09.780 And then I'm going to feel like he's been way overrated if he can't. 02:09:09.780 --> 02:09:12.560 I know I've said that like twice already, but I'm high. 02:09:12.560 --> 02:09:13.860 He has that weird neck tick. 02:09:14.140 --> 02:09:17.060 If you're seeing that, he does that weird thing with his neck. 02:09:19.540 --> 02:09:19.980 Yeah. 02:09:20.120 --> 02:09:21.320 No, I mean, I like him. 02:09:21.460 --> 02:09:21.820 I do. 02:09:22.020 --> 02:09:26.540 It looks like we should be playing beer can baseball at my girl's fucking cousin's house together. 02:09:27.300 --> 02:09:31.520 You know, it seems like we'd get along, but, you know, 02:09:41.110 --> 02:09:44.030 I did just find out that one of my girl's uncles got deported. 02:09:46.030 --> 02:09:46.710 Had the. 02:09:46.950 --> 02:09:47.230 I am. 02:09:48.150 --> 02:09:50.470 It was his fault for not getting the paperwork. 02:09:50.470 --> 02:09:52.650 He should have got fucking 20 years ago. 02:09:54.670 --> 02:09:55.210 Damn. 02:09:59.190 --> 02:10:03.430 And they're going to be fighting in Volkonowski's backyard too. 02:10:03.870 --> 02:10:04.050 Backyard. 02:10:05.550 --> 02:10:07.430 Home crowd advantage, you would think. 02:10:07.690 --> 02:10:11.270 I'll box my first kangaroo right up the road for me. 02:10:13.390 --> 02:10:15.010 Fosters Australia for me. 02:10:15.590 --> 02:10:17.870 Over there is where I killed me first dango. 02:10:22.870 --> 02:10:27.570 Oh, what the fuck is wrong with the jam, Steve? 02:10:28.150 --> 02:10:28.430 What? 02:10:28.930 --> 02:10:30.230 He's coming out to Lechona. 02:10:32.970 --> 02:10:34.950 That is gangsta, bro. 02:10:35.170 --> 02:10:37.530 That's game over in Australia. 02:10:38.670 --> 02:10:40.550 What is it? 02:10:41.510 --> 02:10:47.470 Hell, yeah, school mix can be bad from like the 90s and he's using it in Australia. 02:10:48.130 --> 02:10:55.570 It's like every, every freaking Mexican fucking party, every fucking, every 02:10:55.570 --> 02:10:59.910 company, you're fucking it's La Jolla. 02:11:00.750 --> 02:11:02.390 I knew you would know, Steve. 02:11:03.770 --> 02:11:05.430 That's why I was like, holy shit. 02:11:06.170 --> 02:11:09.370 And you know, in that interview, in that pre-fight interview, he was speaking Spanish. 02:11:09.610 --> 02:11:10.530 I was like, why is he speaking Spanish? 02:11:10.830 --> 02:11:11.590 I thought he was Brazilian. 02:11:14.930 --> 02:11:16.070 He's in Mexico now. 02:11:16.070 --> 02:11:17.650 He's rejected the Portuguese. 02:11:17.930 --> 02:11:18.450 He's, yeah. 02:11:18.550 --> 02:11:21.610 Yeah, seems like he's coming out to Lechona speaking Spanish. 02:11:22.010 --> 02:11:22.450 Right. 02:11:23.370 --> 02:11:24.250 That's fantastic. 02:11:24.890 --> 02:11:25.130 That is. 02:11:29.390 --> 02:11:31.870 Coming out to Lechona in Australia. 02:11:32.750 --> 02:11:33.490 That's hilarious. 02:11:33.770 --> 02:11:34.610 I'm all for it. 02:11:37.090 --> 02:11:38.150 Look at him. 02:11:38.370 --> 02:11:39.430 He's ready to fucking party. 02:11:40.210 --> 02:11:42.330 I'll send it to you the next time I see it. 02:11:42.370 --> 02:11:44.950 We don't know if you've seen it or not, but there's a, it's a dude 02:11:44.950 --> 02:11:46.470 at his stand up show. 02:11:49.730 --> 02:11:54.270 And some chick starts heckling him and she gets out of hand. 02:11:55.910 --> 02:11:57.550 So she gets kicked out. 02:11:58.650 --> 02:12:05.630 And then her dude starts getting pipey and he gets, he's getting arrested. 02:12:05.970 --> 02:12:10.610 But this happens after the chick is already starting to get escorted out. 02:12:10.610 --> 02:12:12.690 So as she's getting escorted out, 02:12:13.310 --> 02:12:16.850 buddy on stage has the DJ fucking crank up Lechona. 02:12:17.870 --> 02:12:22.410 And then dude starts getting pipey and gets arrested and on the stage. 02:12:22.610 --> 02:12:26.790 But he's like, bro, you can't, you can't get arrested. 02:12:27.050 --> 02:12:27.510 The Lechona. 02:12:31.190 --> 02:12:35.390 And he's like everybody, everybody look, turn around, turn around and look 02:12:35.390 --> 02:12:37.310 because he's in handcuffs right now doing this. 02:12:40.970 --> 02:12:41.930 You can't help it. 02:12:42.310 --> 02:12:42.650 You can't help it. 02:12:42.930 --> 02:12:44.950 You're fucking hurt walking down. 02:12:48.750 --> 02:12:52.630 Yeah, that's like an anthem in many, in many ways. 02:12:54.490 --> 02:12:56.830 That reminds me of my fucking high school days, man. 02:12:56.950 --> 02:12:58.050 As soon as I hear that little B. 02:13:01.370 --> 02:13:03.810 I can always tell when my girl's in a shitty mood 02:13:04.290 --> 02:13:07.630 because it'll be like Saturday morning and all of the sudden 02:13:08.750 --> 02:13:13.870 I'll hear fucking traditional Mexican music coming from fucking three rooms away, 02:13:13.910 --> 02:13:14.690 loud as fuck. 02:13:15.030 --> 02:13:17.030 And then the vacuum cleaner kicks on. 02:13:17.810 --> 02:13:19.530 I'm like, oh, I fucked up. 02:13:20.870 --> 02:13:23.230 Dude, you know what I've been doing lately, man? 02:13:23.270 --> 02:13:25.090 Not getting no breakfast this morning. 02:13:27.490 --> 02:13:30.970 NPR tiny desk concerts are fucking on point. 02:13:30.970 --> 02:13:32.150 Oh, they're great, dude. 02:13:32.490 --> 02:13:33.310 Oh, they're great. 02:13:33.720 --> 02:13:41.610 I, so before I start the morning show, I do like, you know, before seven o'clock 02:13:41.610 --> 02:13:46.350 I do 10 minutes of music so that, you know, people can just sort of roll in 02:13:46.350 --> 02:13:47.930 and talk shit and fuck whatever. 02:13:48.510 --> 02:13:57.490 And I've been doing on this day.com slash music to see like musical birthdays 02:13:57.490 --> 02:14:01.750 or deaths on any particular day in case I don't have. 02:14:03.210 --> 02:14:06.990 Uh, a handful of songs in my head when I wake up. 02:14:07.310 --> 02:14:13.410 Rock Kim, the legend, who was born this past week. 02:14:13.950 --> 02:14:16.950 And so I pulled up his tiny desk concert. 02:14:17.150 --> 02:14:20.530 If you haven't heard it, dude, it's the shit. 02:14:21.130 --> 02:14:23.530 Dude, have you seen White Clef John's? 02:14:23.870 --> 02:14:25.710 Yeah, did you see Big Daddy Kane's? 02:14:26.230 --> 02:14:27.110 No, I haven't seen that one. 02:14:27.110 --> 02:14:30.670 Dude, Big Daddy Kane's tiny desk concert is fucking epic. 02:14:30.670 --> 02:14:35.330 Dude, there's all kinds of fucking epic tiny desk ones because they, 02:14:35.350 --> 02:14:37.490 they, they almost jazzed the fight. 02:14:37.730 --> 02:14:41.410 I saw a fucking this Mexican singer that plays with like Mexican music 02:14:42.030 --> 02:14:44.810 and he was on tiny desk and NPR did up. 02:14:44.970 --> 02:14:47.350 And I was like, God damn, this shit was fire. 02:14:47.950 --> 02:14:48.510 Yeah. 02:14:48.950 --> 02:14:50.470 No, they fucking did. 02:14:50.850 --> 02:14:54.810 It's a, I don't have my own thoughts about NPR or whatever, 02:14:54.930 --> 02:14:58.290 but that's a really cool musical series. 02:14:58.290 --> 02:14:59.030 Yeah. 02:14:59.130 --> 02:15:03.150 Dude, I, Billy Ray's constantly harassing me like, 02:15:03.190 --> 02:15:05.570 because you need to go back to the NPR days. 02:15:05.690 --> 02:15:07.750 And that's what I, that was my rebuttal to him. 02:15:07.830 --> 02:15:12.130 I go, look, bro, I still listen to NPR and I showed him a tiny desk link. 02:15:12.670 --> 02:15:13.110 Yeah. 02:15:13.270 --> 02:15:15.590 Just not, just not the news NPR. 02:15:15.690 --> 02:15:20.910 Yeah, I've listened to NPR eight or 10 times this year. 02:15:21.090 --> 02:15:25.810 It's all been tiny desk, but Billy Strings just did a tiny desk 02:15:25.810 --> 02:15:26.870 at the beginning of the year. 02:15:26.950 --> 02:15:27.470 It was awesome. 02:15:28.990 --> 02:15:29.470 Kills. 02:15:30.070 --> 02:15:32.710 A few days ago, they put out this Spanish group. 02:15:33.070 --> 02:15:36.110 Well, it looks like he's coming out to La Chona, but he's not. 02:15:36.410 --> 02:15:37.050 I know he's not. 02:15:37.950 --> 02:15:39.670 He's all dancing around there for a minute. 02:15:42.250 --> 02:15:46.810 He's got a winning smile for someone that's going to get their asses kicked. 02:15:50.930 --> 02:15:52.210 There's Drew coming out. 02:15:58.230 --> 02:16:04.450 He should have fucking came out to, I come from a London, London did me if I did. 02:16:08.710 --> 02:16:11.670 It's like he's coming out to like his viewing. 02:16:12.750 --> 02:16:15.470 Corey, you know who on freeze McGee is, right? 02:16:16.410 --> 02:16:17.950 Yeah, I seen him like three times. 02:16:18.390 --> 02:16:18.730 Yeah. 02:16:18.970 --> 02:16:21.130 So I'm not really, I'm not really a fan at all. 02:16:21.130 --> 02:16:27.010 I mean, they're okay, but like way, way, way back in the day when I lived in Bloomington, Indiana, 02:16:29.170 --> 02:16:34.030 they're one of their drummers lived in the house that I lived in 02:16:34.730 --> 02:16:38.290 while he was finishing up school at IU. 02:16:39.050 --> 02:16:43.630 And they were just starting to play like in Chicago. 02:16:43.890 --> 02:16:49.370 I think we saw their second gig in Chicago 02:16:50.090 --> 02:16:51.450 as home freeze McGee. 02:16:53.550 --> 02:16:59.670 But one of the things that they were covering at the time was that song Land Down Under. 02:17:00.430 --> 02:17:02.430 Yeah, and they fucking jammed it. 02:17:02.470 --> 02:17:09.910 So I can't ever hate it because I heard it in my basement too many times, you know, at a very, 02:17:11.430 --> 02:17:13.610 very fun part in my life. 02:17:13.610 --> 02:17:22.510 But yeah, dude, for a little bit, the Andy Farregg was a roommate, housemate. 02:17:24.990 --> 02:17:26.150 He wasn't there much. 02:17:27.030 --> 02:17:27.390 That's cool. 02:17:31.130 --> 02:17:38.010 I've seen, and yeah, no, I mean, they weren't anything like I was amazed when they got huge 02:17:38.970 --> 02:17:39.970 there for a bit. 02:17:40.150 --> 02:17:40.670 I was like, really? 02:17:41.130 --> 02:17:41.390 Okay. 02:17:41.550 --> 02:17:43.430 Yeah, I had some, there were some high hopes 02:17:43.430 --> 02:17:46.130 that they would be like the next fish with all the touring and stuff. 02:17:46.350 --> 02:17:47.690 But like it's never panned out. 02:17:49.090 --> 02:17:51.510 You get some hardcore arm freeze heads, though. 02:17:51.570 --> 02:17:53.210 They'll go to all the shows over. 02:17:53.390 --> 02:17:53.490 Sure. 02:17:56.330 --> 02:17:59.270 I did see a thing that they did. 02:17:59.570 --> 02:18:07.150 I never planned some Jimi Hendrix tune and it was their guitar player who is fucking 02:18:07.150 --> 02:18:13.170 excellent and Billy strings on an electric going back and forth doing Jimmy. 02:18:13.870 --> 02:18:14.650 Oh, cool. 02:18:14.850 --> 02:18:16.170 And that was very well done. 02:18:17.490 --> 02:18:23.850 But I couldn't tell you, I couldn't tell you a song of theirs that they row or played 02:18:23.850 --> 02:18:28.470 past 1999, 98. 02:18:28.930 --> 02:18:32.290 Yeah, I've seen them like three times that I can't name one song that they've written. 02:18:32.610 --> 02:18:33.010 Yeah. 02:18:37.450 --> 02:18:38.470 I like panic. 02:18:38.610 --> 02:18:39.470 You like widespread panic? 02:18:39.770 --> 02:18:42.870 I fucking loved widespread panic, dude. 02:18:42.870 --> 02:18:45.170 That was that was my shit. 02:18:45.370 --> 02:18:47.450 I've been like post-dead. 02:18:47.710 --> 02:18:57.770 I went to more widespread but at that point in my life, I loved whiskey, 02:18:58.170 --> 02:19:02.830 LSD, cocaine and bitches and not necessarily in that order. 02:19:03.410 --> 02:19:05.010 Oh, and making money. 02:19:06.690 --> 02:19:11.050 So all of those things went really well with panic tour. 02:19:11.720 --> 02:19:19.590 And there were a bunch of us that were very, very well situated during those 02:19:19.590 --> 02:19:20.710 particular years. 02:19:20.830 --> 02:19:21.730 It was a lot of fun. 02:19:21.890 --> 02:19:23.030 I love that music too. 02:19:23.090 --> 02:19:26.370 When I worked at the weed grow like years ago, my buddy, 02:19:26.450 --> 02:19:29.990 Wynne was from that he's from Atlanta or that part of the country. 02:19:29.990 --> 02:19:33.230 And he grew up with the kids of widespread panic. 02:19:35.630 --> 02:19:37.130 That was an awesome experience. 02:19:37.430 --> 02:19:37.510 Yeah. 02:19:41.550 --> 02:19:42.010 Yeah. 02:19:42.110 --> 02:19:44.690 No, I got to know Drew Emmett pretty well. 02:19:46.170 --> 02:19:47.330 Drew Emmett from leftover? 02:19:48.010 --> 02:19:49.250 Yeah, from leftover. 02:19:50.170 --> 02:19:51.650 They just played here and I missed it. 02:19:51.750 --> 02:19:53.750 I was like, oh, I'm going to go and I fucking slept through it, 02:19:53.750 --> 02:19:54.530 but they're from here. 02:19:54.610 --> 02:19:58.970 So they play here like a lifetime ago when I lived out in Colorado. 02:19:59.410 --> 02:20:07.570 I lived in Evergreen for a while and had a number of friends that worked 02:20:07.570 --> 02:20:10.150 and lived a little bit further up the hill. 02:20:10.790 --> 02:20:17.050 And I was at the Moontime Tavern and the Wolf Tongue Brewery quite a bit. 02:20:17.570 --> 02:20:24.870 Like when it was, this would have been 2001 to like 2003. 02:20:26.930 --> 02:20:33.790 And the fucking boys from leftover and the fucking idiots from Yonder were like coming 02:20:33.790 --> 02:20:39.310 in and hanging out at the Wolf Tongue and doing like an open bluegrass jam every Tuesday. 02:20:40.770 --> 02:20:41.490 That's cool. 02:20:41.670 --> 02:20:44.990 I so I moved out to Boulder, Colorado in like March of 97. 02:20:45.230 --> 02:20:46.210 And I was there for one year. 02:20:46.650 --> 02:20:50.670 In that year, in that one year, I saw leftover 24 times. 02:20:51.270 --> 02:20:52.350 Yeah, yeah. 02:20:58.230 --> 02:20:58.710 Yup. 02:21:01.430 --> 02:21:10.510 No, I had a buddy of mine now lives in Lions like right down the road from 02:21:11.950 --> 02:21:16.430 was the Adam, the guitar player from Yonder. 02:21:18.530 --> 02:21:20.250 He's got a back. 02:21:20.450 --> 02:21:22.170 He's got some weird last name. 02:21:22.710 --> 02:21:29.750 I can't remember what the last name is, but he's got a big spread out there. 02:21:29.890 --> 02:21:35.170 And they're all like part owners of Oscar Blues Brewing Company. 02:21:38.810 --> 02:21:44.230 If you ever get a chance to go catch music out there because it's like just 02:21:44.230 --> 02:21:45.910 fucking legends that roll through. 02:21:47.610 --> 02:21:50.230 Yeah, this is really a good music scene out here. 02:21:50.750 --> 02:21:52.270 It's really good here in Colorado. 02:21:53.490 --> 02:21:54.770 Volkanowski is the favorite. 02:21:55.310 --> 02:21:56.570 Yeah, he's the favorite. 02:21:57.750 --> 02:22:00.010 Whoa, I put some money on Diego. 02:22:00.710 --> 02:22:01.650 You you doing that, Drew? 02:22:04.130 --> 02:22:04.950 I'm not betting. 02:22:07.730 --> 02:22:09.170 This is the time to bet, man. 02:22:10.050 --> 02:22:11.630 I think he's going to win too. 02:22:11.950 --> 02:22:13.810 So since I'm not betting, he'll probably win. 02:22:14.130 --> 02:22:14.410 Right. 02:22:14.610 --> 02:22:16.230 Yeah, that's that's yeah. 02:22:30.070 --> 02:22:32.210 I mean, Volk looks like he's in great shape. 02:22:33.510 --> 02:22:34.050 He always does. 02:22:34.390 --> 02:22:35.930 You know, for a dude my age. 02:22:40.630 --> 02:22:41.970 I ain't trying to fight him. 02:22:43.590 --> 02:22:43.990 Exactly. 02:22:48.770 --> 02:22:54.330 Once again, the damn size difference is like crazy. 02:22:55.770 --> 02:22:58.630 Well, this is all Lopez did last fight. 02:22:58.750 --> 02:23:00.750 Was this sort of like fake jab stuff? 02:23:01.170 --> 02:23:02.810 Yeah, airpunch shit. 02:23:03.130 --> 02:23:03.510 Yeah. 02:23:03.790 --> 02:23:04.530 And then get hit. 02:23:14.960 --> 02:23:17.320 He didn't even put anything on the kick. 02:23:20.180 --> 02:23:21.220 That one he did. 02:23:21.540 --> 02:23:22.020 That one. 02:23:22.220 --> 02:23:23.380 Yeah, the low kick he did. 02:23:33.440 --> 02:23:40.220 Like, I understand not wanting Volk to get in close on you. 02:23:40.720 --> 02:23:41.680 I get that. 02:23:45.060 --> 02:23:49.720 Like, that's a fucking spring-loaded dingo, you know. 02:24:04.100 --> 02:24:07.540 You got you got to you got to touch you got to touch Volk. 02:24:08.020 --> 02:24:10.860 He's shown that he can be touched. 02:24:11.500 --> 02:24:14.100 Yeah, Volk has a five round gas tank. 02:24:14.100 --> 02:24:16.880 Dude, it's not like feeling him out is going to do. 02:24:17.280 --> 02:24:20.740 Yeah, yeah, you got to hurt him. 02:24:25.260 --> 02:24:30.600 Yeah, the only way like the way that you beat him is to throw him off of his game plan and get 02:24:30.600 --> 02:24:32.200 him fucking confused early. 02:24:33.040 --> 02:24:35.540 Other than that, he's pretty much in there. 02:24:56.820 --> 02:24:59.820 Say both of their approaches have been conservative so far. 02:25:01.200 --> 02:25:06.100 I mean, like, I do on a level, I understand they fought each other. 02:25:06.280 --> 02:25:07.100 They're, you know, 02:25:10.560 --> 02:25:11.140 but 02:25:14.860 --> 02:25:21.220 surely somebody told fucking Lopez like, hey, dude, you need to fucking sting this guy quick. 02:25:26.800 --> 02:25:32.210 Otherwise, he basically turns into fucking juggernaut from the X-Men and it's kind of 02:25:46.940 --> 02:26:09.730 Oh, Volk's in there talking. 02:26:11.890 --> 02:26:12.590 Is he? 02:26:13.110 --> 02:26:25.810 Yeah, whoever wins his last minute wins around. 02:26:36.680 --> 02:26:37.380 I do. 02:26:37.500 --> 02:26:40.660 I remember this from last fight where Lopez was just, 02:26:40.660 --> 02:26:42.420 oh, that was a nice shot for Volk. 02:26:43.340 --> 02:26:47.280 Lopez was just kind of hanging out, loping a little bit. 02:26:47.800 --> 02:26:49.660 Getting hit and shaking his head just like he's doing now. 02:26:49.780 --> 02:26:50.500 No, I didn't do anything. 02:26:50.860 --> 02:26:51.220 Yep. 02:26:52.040 --> 02:26:55.080 There's only so many times you can smile at getting punched, buddy. 02:26:58.560 --> 02:27:00.220 That's how you know it hurt when they smile. 02:27:01.120 --> 02:27:02.820 You think that mustache is protecting him at all? 02:27:04.780 --> 02:27:07.640 Hopefully, hopefully it gives him that like Tom Selleck power. 02:27:08.280 --> 02:27:09.840 He needs to cut the sides off that mustache. 02:27:12.540 --> 02:27:14.680 It's like a party in the back and Hitler in the front. 02:27:15.120 --> 02:27:20.220 He'd be in the South and America if he cut the sides off that mustache. 02:27:21.660 --> 02:27:25.380 He really already does look like your cousin Ricky who fucking, 02:27:25.620 --> 02:27:29.560 you know, services fucking small engines and bass boats. 02:27:33.340 --> 02:27:36.060 Well, I'll tell you what, man, a little pecker right there. 02:27:36.160 --> 02:27:37.900 He throws me no fucking right handball. 02:27:38.100 --> 02:27:38.500 I'll tell you. 02:27:40.660 --> 02:27:42.180 Oh, I'll tell you what. 02:27:43.200 --> 02:27:46.340 Man, he sure do talk funny, but he hits hard. 02:27:47.040 --> 02:27:50.080 He looks like a lawn mower repair man in Val Dosta. 02:27:50.940 --> 02:27:51.460 Right. 02:27:54.860 --> 02:27:56.940 Or he works at a fucking bait shop. 02:27:57.500 --> 02:28:01.380 Dude, when he shows up to drive all people are like, yeah, never mind. 02:28:02.820 --> 02:28:08.060 I live out in Bilox, Mississippi, and I sell chartreuse green bait shops. 02:28:08.620 --> 02:28:11.440 Have you seen these memes going around with these construction guys show up? 02:28:11.480 --> 02:28:14.360 And I hear is it like an Indian guy's voice going, I will give you a good deal. 02:28:14.400 --> 02:28:16.720 I will pay you good for the work and they just walk out the door. 02:28:16.940 --> 02:28:17.540 Have you seen this? 02:28:21.860 --> 02:28:22.960 You do work for me. 02:28:28.340 --> 02:28:29.360 Who won the first round? 02:28:30.140 --> 02:28:30.860 Oh, Volk. 02:28:31.360 --> 02:28:31.840 Did he? 02:28:32.060 --> 02:28:32.200 Yeah. 02:28:32.660 --> 02:28:33.020 Yeah. 02:28:33.780 --> 02:28:34.760 Yeah, I got Volk. 02:28:35.380 --> 02:28:52.730 On significant strikes alone Lopez needs to look at this dude and be like, 02:28:52.730 --> 02:28:54.890 yeah, I saw you talking to my sister homes. 02:28:56.550 --> 02:28:59.930 Like that's that's what needs to be going through his head right now. 02:28:59.990 --> 02:29:01.590 He's too fucking relaxed. 02:29:03.330 --> 02:29:05.570 Oh, those Volks half his size. 02:29:07.470 --> 02:29:09.910 Yeah, but he beat the fuck out of him last time. 02:29:10.030 --> 02:29:13.390 Like, I don't know what, you know, like you think he'd remember that. 02:29:19.010 --> 02:29:26.930 Not wanting it to happen again would take steps towards the opposite of a repeat of that. 02:29:28.090 --> 02:29:31.290 And again, if he can't beat Volk, he ain't shit, dude. 02:29:33.930 --> 02:29:47.800 I've seen him fight good fights, but yeah. 02:29:48.840 --> 02:29:50.320 Ooh, nice kick. 02:29:50.740 --> 02:29:52.600 Yeah, that was a solid kick. 02:29:53.680 --> 02:29:55.540 He should be dog walking him. 02:29:55.580 --> 02:29:57.080 He hasn't fucking stung him yet. 02:29:57.580 --> 02:30:00.080 We're almost halfway through the second round. 02:30:00.180 --> 02:30:01.520 He hits the five round pipe. 02:30:01.720 --> 02:30:02.420 What the fuck are you doing? 02:30:03.380 --> 02:30:07.400 The egg is not throwing enough to the volume ain't there. 02:30:09.160 --> 02:30:10.420 Shadow boxing thing. 02:30:11.020 --> 02:30:11.360 Yeah. 02:30:18.260 --> 02:30:21.760 Like, is he just cartel owned and he has to do this? 02:30:22.200 --> 02:30:22.980 Like what, you know? 02:30:24.840 --> 02:30:26.620 Is that why he's a Mexican now? 02:30:26.700 --> 02:30:28.140 He's not even Brazilian anymore. 02:30:28.660 --> 02:30:29.980 He had a little bit of a habit. 02:30:33.080 --> 02:30:34.160 Got a new boss? 02:30:35.080 --> 02:30:38.340 Yeah, because I mean, a lot of people used to get John Silver. 02:30:38.520 --> 02:30:39.260 He was aggressive. 02:30:42.960 --> 02:30:46.960 You know, John Silver, I mean, he ain't no slouch. 02:30:47.680 --> 02:30:48.060 No. 02:30:52.620 --> 02:30:54.420 He's annoying, but he's no slouch. 02:30:54.820 --> 02:30:55.140 Right. 02:30:57.160 --> 02:31:00.820 But jail sun is annoying, but you wouldn't know fucking slouch. 02:31:02.480 --> 02:31:03.920 Oh, here we go. 02:31:05.740 --> 02:31:06.840 Wake up a little bit. 02:31:06.960 --> 02:31:07.320 There you go. 02:31:07.480 --> 02:31:08.200 Throw a punch or two. 02:31:08.840 --> 02:31:09.220 All right. 02:31:09.260 --> 02:31:09.960 Nice little kick. 02:31:16.210 --> 02:31:17.170 Fair the mullet. 02:31:17.170 --> 02:31:17.510 Here we go. 02:31:18.190 --> 02:31:19.350 Fair the mullet. 02:31:27.720 --> 02:31:30.800 He really should come out with like a fucking, you know, 02:31:32.480 --> 02:31:34.480 iron maiden shirt with the sleeves off. 02:31:36.280 --> 02:31:36.900 He got hit there. 02:31:37.300 --> 02:31:37.640 Yeah. 02:31:44.200 --> 02:31:47.080 I mean, if he was true to the game, he'd come out with like a 02:31:47.080 --> 02:31:49.440 supple turd shirt with the sleeves cut off, but. 02:31:50.640 --> 02:31:52.440 Volk snapping his neck again. 02:31:53.000 --> 02:31:53.260 Yep. 02:32:16.570 --> 02:32:19.990 Lopez finally showing a little bit of output in the last 02:32:20.610 --> 02:32:22.250 minute and a half here, but. 02:32:25.630 --> 02:32:27.850 You know, output has just been a little light. 02:32:28.490 --> 02:32:28.770 Yeah. 02:32:29.350 --> 02:32:30.470 You got to try. 02:32:30.470 --> 02:32:31.970 You got to try to overwhelm. 02:32:32.450 --> 02:32:34.490 You got to try to overwhelm Volkonowski. 02:32:35.190 --> 02:32:35.510 Yeah. 02:32:43.670 --> 02:32:43.990 Oh. 02:32:50.350 --> 02:32:51.630 Oh, shit. 02:32:52.110 --> 02:32:52.730 Oh, no. 02:32:54.150 --> 02:32:54.810 This is why. 02:32:55.710 --> 02:32:57.090 Oh, he's not. 02:32:58.790 --> 02:33:01.530 That was a good try, it was. 02:33:01.710 --> 02:33:02.330 It was a good try. 02:33:02.790 --> 02:33:03.210 Yeah. 02:33:05.510 --> 02:33:06.730 On the scramble. 02:33:06.730 --> 02:33:07.570 He'll get up. 02:33:08.170 --> 02:33:09.490 Lopez isn't a fucking. 02:33:10.990 --> 02:33:12.270 Let me try now. 02:33:15.510 --> 02:33:16.310 Oh, shit. 02:33:16.610 --> 02:33:18.610 Carmen is back like a damn spider monkey. 02:33:21.430 --> 02:33:23.230 I can't get out of here free. 02:33:24.970 --> 02:33:25.850 All right. 02:33:26.950 --> 02:33:27.970 I don't want to. 02:33:28.610 --> 02:33:30.070 It might be too. 02:33:30.850 --> 02:33:31.070 Yeah. 02:33:31.190 --> 02:33:32.250 Don't give it to Volk. 02:33:32.750 --> 02:33:33.030 Yeah. 02:33:35.610 --> 02:33:37.870 Although there was a little bit more active. 02:33:38.570 --> 02:33:39.130 Yeah. 02:33:39.190 --> 02:33:43.210 He finally woke up in the last half of the round there, but. 02:33:44.990 --> 02:33:47.390 I got them lawnmowers to fix right now. 02:33:47.570 --> 02:33:48.570 I'm fixing to come. 02:33:52.790 --> 02:33:56.370 Yeah, no, that's great, boss, but I got to rebuild the 02:33:56.370 --> 02:34:02.630 carburetor on this 1983 John Deere when I get back and 02:34:02.630 --> 02:34:03.210 ball. 02:34:03.550 --> 02:34:04.550 It's just a buyer. 02:34:04.770 --> 02:34:05.690 Let me tell you. 02:34:06.770 --> 02:34:08.430 I want I'm going to bed. 02:34:08.510 --> 02:34:09.970 Oh, show me over there. 02:34:10.210 --> 02:34:13.010 I'm going to big shots from Volk. 02:34:13.690 --> 02:34:16.130 I like threw out when he landed. 02:34:16.330 --> 02:34:20.810 He he wasn't he wasn't holding anything. 02:34:21.170 --> 02:34:22.490 It wasn't a check swing. 02:34:27.730 --> 02:34:28.890 Drew's getting nightmares. 02:34:35.830 --> 02:34:36.750 Round three. 02:34:38.410 --> 02:34:42.630 Yeah, Volk up to oh, that's how I'd score it. 02:34:43.230 --> 02:34:44.350 Yeah, I agree. 02:34:46.510 --> 02:34:47.250 Oh, nice. 02:34:54.380 --> 02:34:56.620 Lopez has got to stop skipping leg day. 02:34:57.100 --> 02:34:57.460 Yeah. 02:35:02.400 --> 02:35:16.980 Dude, it's fine if you want to keep them in the 02:35:16.980 --> 02:35:19.120 middle of the ring, but don't showboat you dummy. 02:35:19.120 --> 02:35:21.100 You're about to get fucking clobbered. 02:35:35.600 --> 02:35:36.460 Oh, nice. 02:35:37.560 --> 02:35:41.900 Big elbow from Lopez landed clean. 02:35:46.020 --> 02:35:49.200 Volk just kind of overwhelming with the ability to 02:35:49.200 --> 02:35:50.640 land significant strikes. 02:35:50.860 --> 02:35:53.540 Lopez still just dancing for the most part. 02:35:54.420 --> 02:35:56.540 And that's how you win. 02:35:56.780 --> 02:35:57.220 Same fight over. 02:35:58.080 --> 02:36:13.570 Yeah, that was a nice kick, but it didn't do shit to Volk. 02:36:15.550 --> 02:36:19.330 Yeah, no, you you really have to overwhelm him. 02:36:19.950 --> 02:36:23.610 Do a fucking what fucking comms it do? 02:36:23.830 --> 02:36:25.390 He just fucking ran at him. 02:36:29.510 --> 02:36:33.050 Basically tackled him and then just fucking beat the 02:36:33.050 --> 02:36:36.850 ever loving shit out of him over and over and over. 02:36:38.510 --> 02:36:41.770 Didn't give him a chance to react or think or any of that. 02:36:41.970 --> 02:36:42.370 No. 02:36:44.510 --> 02:36:46.730 Oh, Lopez isn't that fighter. 02:36:57.210 --> 02:37:00.830 Like it's really hard to fight Volk as a counterpuncher. 02:37:04.670 --> 02:37:06.050 Oh, come on. 02:37:06.270 --> 02:37:07.370 Oh, God, they're good. 02:37:07.950 --> 02:37:09.090 Oh, yeah, he wobbled them. 02:37:09.630 --> 02:37:10.410 He wobbled them. 02:37:12.010 --> 02:37:15.150 Oh, he got popped again. 02:37:15.510 --> 02:37:16.590 Got him with another one. 02:37:19.030 --> 02:37:22.210 Lopez is not in great shape right now. 02:37:29.030 --> 02:37:34.210 Oh, another solid right from Volk and a straight left jab. 02:37:34.450 --> 02:37:34.870 Yep. 02:37:42.160 --> 02:37:45.940 This is this is exactly what happened last fight. 02:37:45.940 --> 02:37:46.240 Right. 02:37:46.560 --> 02:37:46.960 That's right. 02:37:47.080 --> 02:37:49.860 The middle of the end of the third round. 02:37:50.060 --> 02:37:50.920 Volk turned it up. 02:37:51.060 --> 02:37:53.240 Lopez got wobbled fourth round. 02:37:53.420 --> 02:37:54.500 It was basically done. 02:37:59.120 --> 02:38:00.880 Popping them, just popping them in the face. 02:38:00.880 --> 02:38:01.860 Mm hmm. 02:38:04.280 --> 02:38:05.840 Yeah, Lopez ain't shit. 02:38:06.080 --> 02:38:06.760 I don't know, man. 02:38:17.020 --> 02:38:18.980 Volk is 86 years old. 02:38:24.520 --> 02:38:28.980 It seems like that was just holding back for whatever reason. 02:38:29.320 --> 02:38:30.340 Yeah, he's waiting. 02:38:31.160 --> 02:38:34.120 Yeah, too much weight, not enough aggression. 02:38:34.800 --> 02:38:37.140 He's going to wait around and try to turn it on. 02:38:37.320 --> 02:38:39.140 He's going to act like you got your ass kicked 02:38:39.140 --> 02:38:40.640 and there's a bell on the line. 02:38:42.840 --> 02:38:46.020 You're not acting like this is fight number two. 02:38:50.280 --> 02:38:52.200 Well, you're like sparring. 02:38:52.460 --> 02:38:53.940 Oh, oh, shit. 02:38:54.700 --> 02:38:55.420 Did he slip? 02:38:55.720 --> 02:38:56.060 He tripped. 02:38:56.340 --> 02:38:57.420 Lopez, Lopez got me now. 02:38:57.620 --> 02:38:58.220 Volk caught him. 02:38:58.700 --> 02:38:59.040 Yeah. 02:38:59.980 --> 02:39:03.620 Volk caught him a couple of times with the slip. 02:39:10.410 --> 02:39:14.550 Man, that's crazy because it's not like Lopez can't throw hands. 02:39:14.790 --> 02:39:15.570 He just ain't. 02:39:17.610 --> 02:39:18.310 That's what I mean. 02:39:18.330 --> 02:39:19.890 He's just holding back for a while. 02:39:19.950 --> 02:39:21.370 Well, nah, he's what he's too worried about. 02:39:21.610 --> 02:39:24.210 So if you if you're going to fight a technical fight, 02:39:24.470 --> 02:39:26.830 then you might as well just go ahead and just lay down 02:39:26.830 --> 02:39:28.370 and let Volkonowski choke you out. 02:39:28.750 --> 02:39:29.250 That's right. 02:39:29.690 --> 02:39:32.350 You just got to be everything dirty. 02:39:33.030 --> 02:39:33.690 Mm hmm. 02:39:33.810 --> 02:39:35.550 You just got to overwhelm him with your size. 02:39:36.150 --> 02:39:36.170 Yeah. 02:39:38.590 --> 02:39:40.010 3-0, 3-0. 02:39:40.090 --> 02:39:42.250 Yep, 100%. 02:39:46.210 --> 02:39:48.790 Volk is a great fighter, man. 02:39:51.010 --> 02:39:53.310 I thought he beat Mock and she had the first one. 02:39:53.650 --> 02:39:54.250 I've said that before. 02:39:57.390 --> 02:39:57.890 Me too. 02:39:57.890 --> 02:39:58.110 Me too. 02:39:58.510 --> 02:39:59.390 He's a great fighter. 02:39:59.390 --> 02:40:00.990 He's got a good sense of humor. 02:40:02.550 --> 02:40:06.590 Yeah, there's there's really nothing to like hate about the guy. 02:40:13.210 --> 02:40:17.690 And he kind of looks like Orson or Arson of Strovsky. 02:40:22.470 --> 02:40:23.490 It was there. 02:40:25.730 --> 02:40:26.990 Almost sat him down. 02:40:27.210 --> 02:40:27.870 He knew it, too. 02:40:27.950 --> 02:40:33.570 He was like that was that dead land. 02:40:33.710 --> 02:40:35.250 That was a shot. 02:40:36.090 --> 02:40:37.270 No, I was wrong. 02:40:37.790 --> 02:40:39.670 He didn't follow it for shit. 02:40:40.150 --> 02:40:40.450 Nope. 02:40:43.290 --> 02:40:44.750 Forgot he had a left hand. 02:40:50.680 --> 02:40:54.640 You still got to give that 3-0 to Volk at this point. 02:40:55.020 --> 02:40:55.480 I agree. 02:40:56.020 --> 02:40:59.020 I was just coaching like you got to start knocking out. 02:40:59.980 --> 02:41:01.040 We're going to get a DKO. 02:41:04.700 --> 02:41:07.720 Here's one thing the fighters do not do is listen to their coaches. 02:41:08.440 --> 02:41:08.600 Right. 02:41:08.920 --> 02:41:09.520 They just Z-rabe. 02:41:10.460 --> 02:41:14.080 Like, they ain't no point of the coaches being over there. 02:41:14.240 --> 02:41:16.420 Okay, coach, okay, okay, okay. 02:41:17.960 --> 02:41:18.440 Ding. 02:41:19.300 --> 02:41:22.500 And the coaches are there to rub ice bags on the Danches. 02:41:22.880 --> 02:41:23.040 That's it. 02:41:26.600 --> 02:41:29.660 It puts the Vaseline on the open cut. 02:41:30.200 --> 02:41:31.320 Yeah, that's it. 02:41:31.800 --> 02:41:35.720 Daddy, if I rub ice bags on my chest, would those be chestnuts? 02:41:36.820 --> 02:41:37.720 Dear God Almighty. 02:41:39.020 --> 02:41:40.480 Hell no, bitch. 02:41:41.440 --> 02:41:42.860 Is he having dick in your mouth? 02:41:45.260 --> 02:41:46.540 Steve Nule was up. 02:41:49.600 --> 02:41:50.320 Oh, damn. 02:41:55.340 --> 02:41:56.500 Yeah, this pisses me off. 02:41:56.700 --> 02:41:57.300 Dale, who's got. 02:41:58.020 --> 02:42:01.560 Yeah, when he starts nodding out, you might as well just put him to sleep. 02:42:02.640 --> 02:42:03.760 Yeah, I'm just kicking. 02:42:04.100 --> 02:42:04.780 You're not doing anything. 02:42:05.180 --> 02:42:07.480 Now I'm just hoping for Volk to knock him the fuck out. 02:42:09.120 --> 02:42:11.020 I wouldn't dance in LaTrona in his sleep. 02:42:11.700 --> 02:42:13.880 He's gonna have to apologize to his gym friends again. 02:42:14.600 --> 02:42:14.900 Right. 02:42:17.780 --> 02:42:26.420 Yeah, you're not yet that fucking kick to the quad where you're like trying to get his hamstring 02:42:26.420 --> 02:42:27.560 and ain't working, buddy. 02:42:29.880 --> 02:42:31.340 You're gonna have to hit him. 02:42:38.700 --> 02:42:42.400 You've got like a six and a half inch reach. 02:42:45.100 --> 02:42:46.980 Oh, that was a shot. 02:42:47.660 --> 02:42:48.340 Yeah, it was. 02:42:48.660 --> 02:42:49.740 Hard right hand. 02:42:49.740 --> 02:42:51.020 Still got it in bed on his face. 02:42:51.020 --> 02:42:51.680 Eyebrow. 02:42:54.700 --> 02:42:55.580 Oh, damn. 02:42:56.260 --> 02:42:57.280 He's cracking him. 02:43:30.060 --> 02:43:30.920 He's something. 02:43:31.380 --> 02:43:32.180 I just right hands. 02:43:43.890 --> 02:43:45.530 Man, can we check on Diego's family? 02:43:45.690 --> 02:43:46.970 Make sure it ain't held up somewhere. 02:44:06.360 --> 02:44:07.120 Is he though? 02:44:08.860 --> 02:44:09.080 No. 02:44:09.140 --> 02:44:47.900 All right, nigga nuts. 02:44:48.480 --> 02:44:49.880 Yeah, take a whole dick shot. 02:44:53.800 --> 02:44:55.860 Man, I'm a lot of firing in these, you know. 02:45:01.540 --> 02:45:03.680 Oh, he's like, oh, sorry. 02:45:27.530 --> 02:45:31.530 Dude, take the full five minutes when you get kicked in the fucking ding-dong. 02:45:47.550 --> 02:45:49.050 For a Volk. 02:45:49.790 --> 02:45:50.130 Yep. 02:45:54.250 --> 02:45:55.410 Volk's been on the clinic. 02:46:07.270 --> 02:46:09.010 Volk should not be doing that. 02:46:18.890 --> 02:46:21.430 See how I got I got both strings up. 02:46:22.730 --> 02:46:30.850 Or maybe the coaches over here are talking to Diego and I'm like people. 02:46:31.430 --> 02:46:32.830 I'm not seeing anything said. 02:46:32.970 --> 02:46:35.750 Diego, you will lose this fight if you don't finish him. 02:46:35.990 --> 02:46:36.710 That's how you gotta go. 02:46:37.450 --> 02:46:38.550 Like I'm gonna walk off. 02:46:38.710 --> 02:46:42.130 Like if you don't get off your ass and finish him, you will lose this fight. 02:46:42.250 --> 02:46:43.870 And I'm just gonna walk away from him. 02:46:45.150 --> 02:46:49.030 I'm not sitting here talking about, oh, protect your head and move this and duck this. 02:46:49.030 --> 02:46:51.330 Niggy, you got to do something. 02:46:55.230 --> 02:46:56.130 It's just like. 02:46:57.230 --> 02:47:01.090 Like I'm tired of looking at championship fights, but people don't have no urgency. 02:47:03.250 --> 02:47:07.550 Like, this is for the Cajunos, man. 02:47:08.870 --> 02:47:12.370 Because if you lose to him here, they ain't giving you another shot at him. 02:47:19.110 --> 02:47:20.350 No, he's back at a bus. 02:47:20.650 --> 02:47:21.330 If he loses this one. 02:47:21.890 --> 02:47:24.870 Buddy, he's selling previously owned Toyotas. 02:47:29.250 --> 02:47:32.150 Not even fucking dealer certified. 02:47:33.370 --> 02:47:34.610 Just used. 02:47:39.750 --> 02:47:43.850 Why haven't you thrown 15 punches already Lopez? 02:47:44.570 --> 02:47:46.550 Like this is why, dude. 02:47:46.690 --> 02:47:48.110 He's going to continue to shadow box. 02:47:48.990 --> 02:47:51.070 It is. 02:47:51.250 --> 02:47:52.870 It's the exact same fucking fight. 02:47:53.250 --> 02:47:53.450 Yep. 02:47:53.890 --> 02:47:54.530 What a shame. 02:47:57.770 --> 02:48:00.390 The kicks just you got to get in there swinging, man. 02:48:00.530 --> 02:48:00.990 Make it dirty. 02:48:02.450 --> 02:48:03.030 As well. 02:48:03.250 --> 02:48:05.530 I don't understand what you care about this shit. 02:48:06.210 --> 02:48:09.030 You don't think he replayed it in this fucking head. 02:48:10.090 --> 02:48:10.570 All these years. 02:48:12.330 --> 02:48:14.330 And he's doing the exact same shit. 02:48:23.070 --> 02:48:24.350 And the thing is, a lot of times, 02:48:24.530 --> 02:48:27.410 Vulcan that school of these people, he will overwhelm and take them down. 02:48:27.930 --> 02:48:30.730 It's not even like he's been able to take Diego down. 02:48:31.690 --> 02:48:32.090 Right. 02:48:33.790 --> 02:48:37.550 No, he's just slightly outboxing him. 02:48:39.910 --> 02:48:41.050 But it's crazy. 02:48:41.190 --> 02:48:41.830 There you go. 02:48:42.310 --> 02:48:42.990 Here's your takedown. 02:48:43.410 --> 02:48:43.770 Right. 02:48:47.050 --> 02:48:51.530 If you don't put him to sleep or get a fucking TKO. 02:48:54.610 --> 02:48:56.850 And the likelihood is that he's going to win. 02:49:00.090 --> 02:49:03.930 I mean, how's this little short guy beating you on the jab? 02:49:04.610 --> 02:49:04.890 You know what I mean? 02:49:04.910 --> 02:49:05.690 Oh, damn. 02:49:06.810 --> 02:49:08.430 Because he's landing him, Drew. 02:49:09.690 --> 02:49:11.930 And he's putting something behind it. 02:49:12.570 --> 02:49:12.970 Uh-oh. 02:49:14.750 --> 02:49:17.750 That you what you're grabbing a fucking tree trunk. 02:49:17.970 --> 02:49:18.490 What are you doing? 02:49:19.350 --> 02:49:19.870 Diego. 02:49:29.250 --> 02:49:31.310 Hey, look, it's the background of our thumbnail. 02:49:39.950 --> 02:49:41.590 We easy people are amazed. 02:49:43.110 --> 02:49:46.410 About the the way that the face swapped work, 02:49:46.690 --> 02:49:48.530 the face swaps works for the thumbnail. 02:49:49.230 --> 02:49:49.830 Yeah. 02:49:51.330 --> 02:49:55.030 You're you know, oh, oh, look at the mills. 02:49:55.530 --> 02:49:56.370 Oh, shit. 02:49:57.450 --> 02:49:58.430 It's too high. 02:49:58.630 --> 02:50:00.350 Drew's Drew's trying to grab my back. 02:50:03.170 --> 02:50:04.970 This would be like your fight. 02:50:05.190 --> 02:50:06.630 It would be. 02:50:07.070 --> 02:50:08.210 This is yeah. 02:50:09.750 --> 02:50:10.350 Damn. 02:50:10.670 --> 02:50:11.890 That's exactly how I did. 02:50:11.890 --> 02:50:14.330 We easy on my back just throwing them. 02:50:15.370 --> 02:50:16.950 Volk just stood up. 02:50:18.790 --> 02:50:22.970 Like he was picking up a fucking five gallon jug of water. 02:50:28.510 --> 02:50:29.630 This is over. 02:50:29.910 --> 02:50:30.210 Crazy. 02:50:32.170 --> 02:50:36.350 I remember in the early days when Volk had entered the UFC, 02:50:37.050 --> 02:50:40.610 they were talking about how he weighed 220 or 240 playing. 02:50:40.770 --> 02:50:41.010 Yeah. 02:50:41.570 --> 02:50:41.810 Yeah. 02:50:41.950 --> 02:50:42.230 He's rugby. 02:50:43.710 --> 02:50:44.350 Uh-oh. 02:50:44.450 --> 02:50:45.630 I foot three to 40. 02:50:45.870 --> 02:50:46.550 That's insane. 02:50:47.210 --> 02:50:48.530 Oh, that ain't going to do it. 02:50:48.730 --> 02:50:51.090 Lopez, he's gas too. 02:50:51.950 --> 02:50:52.130 Yeah. 02:50:53.690 --> 02:50:54.330 He's done. 02:50:54.870 --> 02:50:55.150 It's over. 02:50:56.110 --> 02:50:56.210 Yep. 02:50:56.250 --> 02:50:56.450 Yep. 02:50:56.910 --> 02:50:58.430 Fuck clean, sweet 50. 02:50:59.710 --> 02:51:00.150 Yeah. 02:51:00.250 --> 02:51:00.950 I don't think you want to run. 02:51:01.550 --> 02:51:02.210 Hell no. 02:51:04.310 --> 02:51:07.930 Well, not after the last minute and a half of what Volk's 02:51:07.930 --> 02:51:09.990 going to do to him because he's out of fucking gas. 02:51:11.270 --> 02:51:11.930 Wait, wait. 02:51:12.030 --> 02:51:12.670 Let's rephrase that. 02:51:12.790 --> 02:51:12.870 What? 02:51:13.130 --> 02:51:13.930 Weezy's doing a drew. 02:51:15.150 --> 02:51:16.210 Oh, you flipped it. 02:51:16.490 --> 02:51:18.210 It's supposed to be Lopez doing that to me. 02:51:18.370 --> 02:51:19.750 Now it's oh. 02:51:22.170 --> 02:51:22.890 Oh, shit. 02:51:27.310 --> 02:51:28.170 Uh-oh. 02:51:29.790 --> 02:51:30.470 No way. 02:51:30.670 --> 02:51:31.450 Volk's letting this happen. 02:51:37.750 --> 02:51:38.510 Does he have him? 02:51:38.590 --> 02:51:39.050 I can't tell. 02:51:39.850 --> 02:51:41.570 He's getting really close. 02:51:42.350 --> 02:51:44.330 No, no, no, he doesn't. 02:51:46.510 --> 02:51:46.970 Yeah. 02:51:48.450 --> 02:51:49.210 No way. 02:51:49.650 --> 02:51:49.910 Nope. 02:51:51.070 --> 02:51:52.810 That's what I do to you right there, Weezy. 02:51:55.710 --> 02:51:56.630 He begs. 02:51:56.630 --> 02:51:57.870 Oh, fucking paint drop. 02:51:58.290 --> 02:51:59.770 He got it with paint drop. 02:52:00.230 --> 02:52:00.690 Lads. 02:52:07.870 --> 02:52:09.510 Fuck what is true podcast. 02:52:09.810 --> 02:52:10.070 Look at this. 02:52:10.150 --> 02:52:10.950 This is what I do right here. 02:52:13.870 --> 02:52:21.030 I run to the fucking drew right now. 02:52:23.430 --> 02:52:25.410 It's over 10 seconds. 02:52:26.770 --> 02:52:28.670 You should do the Statue of Liberty. 02:52:30.390 --> 02:52:33.530 Hey, Drew, if you ever want to do anything animated, 02:52:33.750 --> 02:52:35.950 I've got all of your fucking voice work. 02:52:36.890 --> 02:52:37.530 Okay. 02:52:38.990 --> 02:52:42.370 Man, to let you know how much of a loser Diego Lopez is, 02:52:42.390 --> 02:52:45.050 the nigga went over there and hugged him and raised his fucking hand. 02:52:45.550 --> 02:52:46.870 What a faggot, dude. 02:52:48.010 --> 02:52:50.770 I'm here to fucking destroy you, man. 02:52:51.070 --> 02:52:52.210 I ain't here for no bullshit. 02:52:53.610 --> 02:52:54.550 Shit, I love Lopez. 02:52:55.070 --> 02:52:57.130 Hug you and rub your ass and shit. 02:52:57.450 --> 02:52:58.450 What the fuck is this, man? 02:52:59.250 --> 02:53:00.410 It's fucking fighting, man. 02:53:02.590 --> 02:53:05.230 Like the niggas has gotten a little bit too gay 02:53:05.230 --> 02:53:07.630 right here over the past five years and this shit. 02:53:07.790 --> 02:53:10.390 Man, years ago, the motherfuckers won't fucking hug 02:53:10.390 --> 02:53:12.910 and then rubbing each other's balls and shit after the fight. 02:53:13.930 --> 02:53:15.570 Q wants decapitations. 02:53:16.130 --> 02:53:17.130 Hell no, man. 02:53:17.250 --> 02:53:18.810 I won't fucking rivalries, dude. 02:53:19.410 --> 02:53:21.510 Well, people get the ring of a piss at each other. 02:53:22.090 --> 02:53:25.470 Put that last comment from Northside up on the screen, Weezy. 02:53:28.610 --> 02:53:30.970 Volk beat him up and kicked him in the dick. 02:53:32.770 --> 02:53:34.610 That's exactly what I'd be doing to Drew. 02:53:35.230 --> 02:53:36.110 Yay, dude. 02:53:38.190 --> 02:53:39.070 Dang it. 02:53:40.210 --> 02:53:40.790 Damn, Dana. 02:53:41.190 --> 02:53:43.710 Dana White didn't even make the trip 02:53:43.710 --> 02:53:45.290 to fucking put the belt on the nigger. 02:53:45.450 --> 02:53:48.670 He said that I ain't going to this bullshit fucking Australia. 02:53:49.430 --> 02:53:49.870 Australia. 02:53:52.470 --> 02:53:54.750 Dude, I got horrors in Vegas. 02:53:55.150 --> 02:53:57.030 Diego, put your monster drink. 02:53:57.330 --> 02:53:58.810 You need to go to Australia for it. 02:53:59.150 --> 02:54:00.210 You're just going to talk to me. 02:54:00.590 --> 02:54:02.510 You have any idea how annoying that is? 02:54:02.770 --> 02:54:03.950 You ever heard that accent? 02:54:04.390 --> 02:54:04.870 Fuck that. 02:54:04.870 --> 02:54:05.730 I ain't going. 02:54:09.310 --> 02:54:13.230 Well, it should be 50 Volk. 02:54:13.330 --> 02:54:13.650 No question. 02:54:13.890 --> 02:54:14.910 Yeah, 50-45. 02:54:18.510 --> 02:54:20.450 Diego had his monster in that year 02:54:20.450 --> 02:54:22.030 like he had a chance of winning. 02:54:23.530 --> 02:54:24.090 Yeah. 02:54:26.390 --> 02:54:27.210 Retarded, dude. 02:54:27.850 --> 02:54:28.510 He didn't even try. 02:54:28.910 --> 02:54:31.150 That's the most disappointing thing. 02:54:31.310 --> 02:54:32.130 He didn't even fucking try. 02:54:33.250 --> 02:54:41.070 He stuck to the shadow box and 49, 46, 49, 46, and 50-45 for the winner. 02:54:41.430 --> 02:54:42.630 Lopez is like, what? 02:54:44.590 --> 02:54:45.190 Right. 02:54:50.490 --> 02:54:51.870 He was holding a monster. 02:54:53.610 --> 02:54:55.170 I'm retarded. 02:54:56.270 --> 02:54:57.150 That was retarded. 02:54:58.470 --> 02:54:59.570 This is embarrassing. 02:55:01.110 --> 02:55:01.510 Yeah. 02:55:02.890 --> 02:55:04.150 Look, he's like two feet. 02:55:04.350 --> 02:55:04.790 I didn't bet. 02:55:05.510 --> 02:55:06.850 Damn, I'm so glad I didn't bet. 02:55:10.250 --> 02:55:11.050 Yeah, yeah. 02:55:13.310 --> 02:55:13.710 Damn. 02:55:14.170 --> 02:55:15.490 So who's next for Volk? 02:55:15.690 --> 02:55:17.050 I mean, who's in this division? 02:55:20.910 --> 02:55:21.310 Cherokee. 02:55:21.510 --> 02:55:22.450 No, this is a squad. 02:55:31.870 --> 02:55:32.190 So. 02:55:34.430 --> 02:55:35.470 Is that his wife? 02:55:35.910 --> 02:55:35.930 Right. 02:55:36.490 --> 02:55:37.170 Is she wearing it? 02:55:37.170 --> 02:55:37.710 She's wearing it, by the way. 02:55:38.470 --> 02:55:45.670 The next one, next UFC until March. 02:55:46.470 --> 02:55:47.110 Really? 02:55:47.550 --> 02:55:48.630 March 7th. 02:55:49.310 --> 02:55:50.770 Is that the Sean Shriklin fight? 02:55:52.070 --> 02:55:52.830 Yeah. 02:55:55.070 --> 02:55:56.510 Holloway, Oliveira. 02:55:57.330 --> 02:55:57.930 Who cares? 02:55:59.290 --> 02:56:01.090 That's for the BMF, man. 02:56:01.290 --> 02:56:01.750 Come on, man. 02:56:01.890 --> 02:56:02.170 Right. 02:56:02.990 --> 02:56:03.750 BMF. 02:56:07.350 --> 02:56:08.410 All right, guys, I'm out. 02:56:09.130 --> 02:56:09.510 All right. 02:56:09.610 --> 02:56:10.690 So here's who we got left. 02:56:10.930 --> 02:56:11.630 We got Yair. 02:56:11.930 --> 02:56:13.050 We got Larone Murphy. 02:56:16.550 --> 02:56:17.510 Algermain Sterling. 02:56:18.430 --> 02:56:19.050 And March. 02:56:20.130 --> 02:56:21.310 No, no, no, no. 02:56:21.450 --> 02:56:23.370 I'm just saying these are content. 02:56:23.690 --> 02:56:24.730 Yair's the next up, then. 02:56:24.870 --> 02:56:25.070 Yair. 02:56:25.550 --> 02:56:27.650 Yair, Larone, Algermain. 02:56:27.790 --> 02:56:28.290 Maybe Larone. 02:56:28.290 --> 02:56:29.470 Maybe Larone might get it. 02:56:30.210 --> 02:56:30.630 Silva. 02:56:30.690 --> 02:56:31.570 You said, there you go. 02:56:32.130 --> 02:56:34.930 You said the all Steve Garcia. 02:56:35.790 --> 02:56:37.030 Oh, Steve Garcia. 02:56:37.770 --> 02:56:38.170 Yeah. 02:56:38.790 --> 02:56:39.950 Steve Garcia is a great. 02:56:40.510 --> 02:56:41.010 He's tough. 02:56:41.010 --> 02:56:41.250 He's tough. 02:56:42.250 --> 02:56:43.850 Brian Ortega, because he can't. 02:56:44.470 --> 02:56:45.190 He didn't fight. 02:56:45.670 --> 02:56:47.610 He didn't fight, but once every five years. 02:56:47.830 --> 02:56:49.170 And then he's got issues. 02:56:50.290 --> 02:56:52.070 And he goes on a drinking binge. 02:56:52.950 --> 02:56:54.490 Stevie Garcia is the one. 02:56:55.950 --> 02:56:56.690 He might be. 02:56:58.450 --> 02:56:59.450 He can throw, man. 02:56:59.930 --> 02:57:04.350 You see, the thing about Garcia is that he is going to test your gas tank. 02:57:04.350 --> 02:57:06.090 He's coming right after me. 02:57:06.090 --> 02:57:06.570 Yeah. 02:57:07.450 --> 02:57:08.490 He's on the way around. 02:57:09.490 --> 02:57:10.210 He's coming on. 02:57:10.270 --> 02:57:14.510 The whole fucking Diego Lopez needed to do 02:57:15.590 --> 02:57:17.910 at any point in any round. 02:57:18.270 --> 02:57:18.590 Yeah. 02:57:19.470 --> 02:57:21.190 He's actually challenged Vogue. 02:57:21.830 --> 02:57:22.890 Plus Garcia is tall. 02:57:23.790 --> 02:57:24.030 Yeah. 02:57:24.190 --> 02:57:24.350 Yeah. 02:57:24.850 --> 02:57:25.930 He's like 6162. 02:57:27.290 --> 02:57:27.830 Yeah. 02:57:27.870 --> 02:57:28.350 He didn't do anything. 02:57:28.810 --> 02:57:30.570 That was just, it was his fight, too. 02:57:30.690 --> 02:57:31.070 Same fight. 02:57:31.810 --> 02:57:32.050 Yeah. 02:57:32.050 --> 02:57:37.390 The one thing that you want to do against somebody who's aging is to push the pace. 02:57:38.250 --> 02:57:40.630 Because I don't give a fuck how good a shape you in. 02:57:40.770 --> 02:57:43.010 As you age, you just can't keep that pace up. 02:57:43.710 --> 02:57:45.650 Damn, it's one of the boarder holds you to hand. 02:57:46.210 --> 02:57:50.290 His training camp should have been nothing but fucking Muay Thai. 02:57:52.690 --> 02:58:00.430 And fucking just throwing as much velocity and output as possible. 02:58:01.210 --> 02:58:01.610 Mm hmm. 02:58:05.050 --> 02:58:07.310 He should have got him into a clinch. 02:58:07.390 --> 02:58:08.970 He should have been throwing knees. 02:58:10.370 --> 02:58:15.110 You've got him by several inches in height and reach. 02:58:15.350 --> 02:58:19.610 What are you fucking doing dancing around shadow boxing again? 02:58:23.610 --> 02:58:27.610 She was like, here, let me wipe my sweaty under-titty on your sweaty face. 02:58:29.110 --> 02:58:30.850 Yeah, it's so bad. 02:58:30.850 --> 02:58:31.430 Okay. 02:58:34.250 --> 02:58:37.050 I'll tell you what, Mayan, I can't wait. 02:58:38.010 --> 02:58:39.870 Get back out there on the leg. 02:58:40.350 --> 02:58:40.590 All right. 02:58:40.830 --> 02:58:41.450 What's the next one? 02:58:42.330 --> 02:58:43.270 So I know. 02:58:44.730 --> 02:58:45.850 March 7th. 02:58:46.130 --> 02:58:47.170 March 7th. 02:58:47.210 --> 02:58:47.550 March. 02:58:48.050 --> 02:58:48.310 God damn. 02:58:49.630 --> 02:58:51.710 So we skip all of April, huh? 02:58:53.110 --> 02:58:53.730 Tell me on February. 02:58:54.430 --> 02:58:54.750 April. 02:58:55.390 --> 02:58:56.130 Oh, shit. 02:58:56.610 --> 02:58:56.890 My bad. 02:58:57.290 --> 02:58:57.850 It's February. 02:58:58.790 --> 02:58:59.130 Weezy. 02:58:59.770 --> 02:59:00.330 February. 02:59:01.090 --> 02:59:06.450 Look at Weezy just breezed right past by Black History Month with Cube right here. 02:59:08.510 --> 02:59:10.210 That's Mexicans for you, Cube. 02:59:10.290 --> 02:59:10.910 They're racist. 02:59:11.050 --> 02:59:13.230 I don't know if you knew this or not, but they are, man. 02:59:13.350 --> 02:59:13.670 Are you Mexican? 02:59:13.970 --> 02:59:14.870 And it's fine. 02:59:15.370 --> 02:59:18.750 Hey, but hey, but the fight, the fight watch is there. 02:59:19.290 --> 02:59:21.310 Anthony Hernandez and Sean Strickland. 02:59:21.990 --> 02:59:23.230 Yeah, that's the next, this March. 02:59:24.090 --> 02:59:24.890 No, that's not February. 02:59:25.630 --> 02:59:26.650 It's a fight night. 02:59:26.850 --> 02:59:27.450 It's a fight night. 02:59:28.050 --> 02:59:28.390 What's that? 02:59:29.150 --> 02:59:29.830 Oh, I got fluffy. 02:59:31.090 --> 02:59:31.890 February 21st. 02:59:31.890 --> 02:59:32.250 Oh, yeah. 02:59:32.410 --> 02:59:32.910 Most definitely. 02:59:33.770 --> 02:59:35.830 Fluffy is going to be the next middleweight champion. 02:59:36.530 --> 02:59:37.810 I think it comes out. 02:59:38.590 --> 02:59:39.850 So are we going to do that one? 02:59:40.950 --> 02:59:41.210 We should. 02:59:41.670 --> 02:59:42.590 I'm going to be the next middleweight champion. 02:59:42.890 --> 02:59:45.050 Nothing else going on in February, let's. 02:59:45.090 --> 02:59:48.730 I'd love to fucking call another Strickland fight. 02:59:49.470 --> 02:59:50.690 February is, see you, fellas. 02:59:51.430 --> 02:59:52.710 All right, now we'll catch y'all. 02:59:53.170 --> 02:59:53.350 Peace. 02:59:53.890 --> 02:59:54.330 Have a good week.