WEBVTT 00:29.120 --> 00:38.340 One was Satan's angel and one worked for the Lord They had some heart and wisdom, they both became my teachers 00:38.340 --> 00:43.500 I was a young disciple of pimps and preachers 00:43.500 --> 00:56.970 The school of life was open, each day I went to class 00:56.970 --> 01:01.570 When I didn't pay attention, they kicked me in the ass 01:01.570 --> 01:06.190 They were turning out young bitches and converting non-believers 01:06.190 --> 01:11.210 I was learning from the masters, pimps and preachers 01:11.210 --> 01:15.410 One jug me through the darkness, one led me to the light 01:15.410 --> 01:20.190 One showed me how to love, one taught me how to fight 01:20.190 --> 01:25.170 I guess you could say I am an overachiever 01:26.010 --> 01:32.670 And I owe a debt of gratitude to pimps and preachers 01:32.670 --> 01:44.980 They kept me under their wings, but when I passed the test 01:44.980 --> 01:49.540 They gave me a pinstripe suit and pushed me from the nest 01:49.540 --> 01:54.340 And I'm standing on the corner, recruiting hungry seekers 01:54.340 --> 01:59.280 I'm starting a new religion, I call it pimps and preachers 01:59.280 --> 02:03.500 One jug me through the darkness, one led me to the light 02:03.500 --> 02:08.280 One showed me how to love, one taught me how to fight 02:08.280 --> 02:13.280 I guess you could say I am an overachiever 02:14.140 --> 02:20.880 And I owe a debt of gratitude to pimps and preachers 02:24.100 --> 02:25.840 This is what they told me right here 02:28.240 --> 02:30.740 You can stand there and do nothing 02:30.740 --> 02:35.280 But if you wanna go far, don't try to please everybody 02:35.280 --> 02:37.680 And be proud of who you are 02:37.680 --> 02:42.800 Get out there in the game, don't sit up in the bleachers 02:42.800 --> 02:47.340 That is the philosophy of pimps and preachers 02:47.340 --> 02:51.560 One jug me through the darkness, one led me to the light 02:51.560 --> 02:56.380 One showed me how to love, one taught me how to fight 02:56.380 --> 03:01.360 I guess you could say I am an overachiever 03:02.140 --> 03:09.080 And I owe a debt of gratitude to pimps and preachers 07:29.840 --> 07:35.560 Something quite unusual happened on that day 07:35.560 --> 07:39.200 The church had started right on time 07:39.200 --> 07:42.440 Just like it does without a doubt 07:42.440 --> 07:45.600 Everything was all just fine 07:45.600 --> 07:48.660 Except when it came time to let us out 07:48.660 --> 07:51.360 You know the preacher, he kept preaching 07:51.360 --> 07:55.060 He told us, I have one more thing to say 07:55.060 --> 07:57.660 Children, before you think of me 07:57.660 --> 08:01.540 You better think about the judgment day 08:01.540 --> 08:13.570 One was wondering what was the next thing 08:13.570 --> 08:17.190 He would do when a preacher kept preaching 08:17.190 --> 08:20.890 He said, now I'll remind you if I may 08:20.890 --> 08:23.450 You all better pay attention 08:23.450 --> 08:28.090 I might decide to preach all night 08:28.090 --> 08:30.890 Everyone's getting so hungry 08:30.890 --> 08:33.990 Oh, one started feeling ill 08:33.990 --> 08:37.250 And one started passing out 08:37.250 --> 08:40.570 Young ones they could not sit still 08:40.570 --> 08:42.690 And the preacher's voice rose 08:43.250 --> 08:46.310 I snuck up to the balcony 08:46.310 --> 08:49.190 And I crept into the choir 08:49.190 --> 08:53.250 And I begged them brothers, sisters help me please 08:53.250 --> 08:55.690 I said, when I give you a signal 08:56.210 --> 08:59.370 I said, when I raise up my hands 08:59.370 --> 09:02.370 Won't you please join with me today 09:03.210 --> 09:06.030 And praise the Lord, I have a plan 09:06.030 --> 09:08.810 I'd like you to get preaching 09:08.810 --> 09:12.410 Long is the struggle hard to find 09:12.410 --> 09:15.270 And I prayed, father please forgive me 09:15.270 --> 09:18.850 And then I stood up and with all my might 09:18.850 --> 09:21.930 I sang, kill the Lord, let praises be 09:21.930 --> 09:24.970 It's time for dinner now let's go 09:24.970 --> 09:28.350 We got some rings, I said good corn bread 09:28.350 --> 09:31.230 And I listened to what the preacher said 09:38.430 --> 09:40.250 I did give the signal 09:40.250 --> 09:43.630 And I raised up my hands 09:43.630 --> 09:46.570 And then joined with me the wise 09:46.810 --> 09:50.650 And every woman, a child and man sang 09:50.650 --> 09:53.090 To the Lord, let praise be 09:53.090 --> 10:02.080 It's time for dinner now let's go 10:02.080 --> 10:09.260 Is this garbage you're watching? 10:09.500 --> 10:10.680 I want to watch the news 10:10.680 --> 10:12.900 Are you making headway? 10:13.060 --> 10:14.860 Walker, thank you very much 10:19.980 --> 10:23.200 What's happening everybody? Good morning 10:23.200 --> 10:25.100 Good afternoon 10:25.900 --> 10:27.660 Good evening, wherever you are 10:27.660 --> 10:29.100 Wherever you're hanging out 10:29.100 --> 10:30.280 J.M. Wake up 10:33.500 --> 10:35.440 Okay, there is no need for that name 10:35.440 --> 10:36.820 You bitch! 10:37.240 --> 10:38.380 Clean, you got a second one 10:38.380 --> 10:41.980 That's what my family's murdered by the CIA, Steve 10:43.200 --> 10:45.220 Won't you fax that thing up? 10:45.460 --> 10:47.080 Y'all talking about eating house in here 10:49.880 --> 10:52.040 Why are you talking about eating house in here? 10:52.040 --> 10:53.640 The idea of comedy really 10:53.640 --> 10:55.760 Is not everybody should be laughing 10:55.760 --> 10:58.260 It should be about 50 people laughing 10:58.260 --> 10:59.940 And 50 people horrified 10:59.940 --> 11:01.740 Trying to have serious conversations 11:01.740 --> 11:03.260 About serious things 11:03.260 --> 11:05.460 Y'all talking about eating the booze 11:05.460 --> 11:08.320 Why should nip it in the bud? 11:16.500 --> 11:18.280 Nobody can dispute the fact 11:18.280 --> 11:20.860 That we need 11:23.160 --> 11:24.020 We need 11:24.020 --> 11:24.740 We need 11:24.740 --> 11:25.520 We need 11:27.680 --> 11:29.080 Tony Fauci Gumbo's 11:29.820 --> 11:30.380 Suppository 11:30.380 --> 11:32.860 You have direct incision 11:35.900 --> 11:37.860 Sometimes I retract into my shell 11:37.860 --> 11:39.420 In order to avoid some of the drama 11:39.420 --> 11:40.460 That we've seen recently 11:40.460 --> 11:42.880 Did you hear the question, Senator? 11:43.120 --> 11:44.920 Running for re-election in 2026 11:49.440 --> 11:50.360 Spooks in 11:51.100 --> 11:51.560 Spain 11:53.560 --> 11:54.020 Spooks in 11:54.020 --> 11:55.760 If you want to fight against a country 11:55.760 --> 11:56.820 You need a F-15 11:56.820 --> 11:59.240 You need something a little more than a gun 12:00.740 --> 12:01.780 No, I'm not joking 12:01.780 --> 12:02.780 Think about this 12:02.780 --> 12:04.920 Whatever, taxation is still 12:06.300 --> 12:07.220 Oh, goddammit 12:07.220 --> 12:07.980 Motherfucker 12:11.220 --> 12:13.180 I love you guys, we'll see you soon 12:13.180 --> 12:14.660 Good luck to you all 12:14.960 --> 12:16.880 But wait, there's more 12:25.680 --> 12:27.980 October 15th 12:29.420 --> 12:30.060 2026 12:30.060 --> 12:32.040 It is Thursday 12:32.040 --> 12:34.340 And back with us 12:35.740 --> 12:36.380 After 12:36.380 --> 12:38.620 A couple of weeks, man 12:38.620 --> 12:39.860 Charles, welcome back 12:40.920 --> 12:41.560 Hey 12:42.360 --> 12:43.700 Yes, thank you 12:43.700 --> 12:45.380 Thank you, Steve, thank you folks 12:45.380 --> 12:46.160 Good to be back 12:46.160 --> 12:48.320 Missed you, missed the chat 12:49.000 --> 12:51.620 Missed the, you know, chaos of the world 12:51.620 --> 12:53.420 But sometimes it's nice to get away 12:53.420 --> 12:55.600 Life gets in the way, things happen, you know 12:55.600 --> 12:56.680 Good to be back though 12:58.980 --> 12:59.860 Absolutely, absolutely 13:03.460 --> 13:05.600 And yeah, yeah, no, that was definitely 13:05.600 --> 13:07.740 That was definitely Frank Zappa 13:07.740 --> 13:09.700 Yeah, no, that was Frank Zappa, yeah 13:09.700 --> 13:11.000 Great Frank Zappa, you know 13:11.900 --> 13:14.060 Inspired a lot of musicians, a lot of artists 13:15.020 --> 13:15.900 I heard 13:15.900 --> 13:17.980 Over the weekend 13:17.980 --> 13:19.840 Derek Trucks 13:19.840 --> 13:22.100 And the Tedesci Trucks Band 13:22.100 --> 13:24.640 Apparent this year, they've been breaking out 13:24.640 --> 13:26.260 That song, Willie the Pimp 13:26.260 --> 13:28.220 Yeah, that was on the 13:28.220 --> 13:29.260 The pre-show tunes 13:29.900 --> 13:31.040 And, man 13:31.760 --> 13:33.440 Derek Trucks just 13:35.080 --> 13:36.020 Crushes it 13:36.020 --> 13:38.020 Yeah, that man is incredible 13:38.020 --> 13:40.480 Yeah, very, very well done 13:41.600 --> 13:44.200 You watch any of the crossroads stuff 13:44.200 --> 13:46.140 The Clapton Crossroads 13:47.140 --> 13:49.520 Oh, I mean, kind of, yeah 13:51.180 --> 13:52.380 Not live 13:52.380 --> 13:53.980 Right, right, okay 13:53.980 --> 13:56.200 Yeah, Trucks was there 13:56.200 --> 13:57.240 The whole gang, of course 13:57.240 --> 13:59.380 Pretty sure Buddy Miles, Trey was there 13:59.380 --> 14:00.640 John Mayer 14:01.780 --> 14:03.940 Yeah, most of those dudes 14:03.940 --> 14:06.340 I could give a shit about 14:06.340 --> 14:07.480 Everybody guy's cool 14:07.480 --> 14:10.780 But I grew up on that 14:10.780 --> 14:12.380 And I've been to his bar 14:12.380 --> 14:13.560 Wow 14:15.680 --> 14:17.360 50-60 times 14:17.360 --> 14:18.020 For shows 14:18.020 --> 14:19.140 Over the years 14:20.440 --> 14:21.700 Tastes of Chicago 14:22.160 --> 14:23.260 Stuff like that 14:25.600 --> 14:27.940 What about Gary Clark Jr. 14:28.120 --> 14:28.580 You mess with him? 14:29.520 --> 14:31.580 He does some really cool shit 14:31.580 --> 14:34.040 He's a freaking phenomenally 14:34.040 --> 14:35.840 Talented guitar player 14:36.380 --> 14:37.700 Phenomenally talented 14:37.700 --> 14:38.540 I agree 14:40.840 --> 14:43.160 He's one of those guys 14:43.160 --> 14:44.040 That's like 14:44.040 --> 14:46.900 Kind of like a Joe Bonamassa to me 14:46.900 --> 14:49.400 Where you would be lying 14:49.400 --> 14:50.360 Through your teeth 14:50.360 --> 14:52.920 Or just the most retarded 14:52.920 --> 14:54.280 Person on the planet 14:54.280 --> 14:56.260 If you're not like that's just 14:56.260 --> 14:58.480 Some insanely sick talent 14:58.480 --> 14:59.900 But it's like 15:00.960 --> 15:02.260 It's like 15:03.280 --> 15:04.080 Autism 15:04.080 --> 15:04.600 Guitars 15:04.600 --> 15:07.120 I don't get the same 15:07.120 --> 15:08.820 You know 15:08.820 --> 15:11.360 Pouring out sweat 15:11.360 --> 15:13.520 Because all of your 15:13.520 --> 15:15.780 Trauma and emotions 15:15.780 --> 15:17.220 And a lot of cocaine 15:17.220 --> 15:18.400 Is leaking out 15:19.120 --> 15:19.740 Into 15:20.850 --> 15:22.860 Each and every solo 15:22.860 --> 15:24.680 From Gary Clark 15:24.680 --> 15:25.880 Did I do from 15:26.790 --> 15:28.520 Several other musicians 15:29.120 --> 15:30.860 I don't know 15:30.860 --> 15:32.100 It's the difference between 15:32.100 --> 15:34.060 Even the live performance 15:34.060 --> 15:36.040 Does sound like a studio performance 15:36.040 --> 15:36.940 Yeah 15:36.940 --> 15:39.100 And it's 15:39.100 --> 15:39.940 Which 15:42.780 --> 15:44.320 There's a ton of people 15:44.320 --> 15:45.820 That like prefer that 15:45.820 --> 15:47.860 Over a little bit 15:47.860 --> 15:49.200 You know 15:49.980 --> 15:52.100 Grittier people that approach it 15:52.100 --> 15:54.200 With a little bit more freedom to fuck up 15:54.200 --> 15:54.760 Yeah 15:54.760 --> 15:55.740 But 15:58.180 --> 15:59.300 You know 15:59.300 --> 16:00.060 No 16:00.060 --> 16:00.720 Yeah 16:02.080 --> 16:03.520 Insane incredible 16:04.060 --> 16:05.260 Levels of talent 16:06.500 --> 16:07.940 No argument 16:07.940 --> 16:08.700 Whatsoever 16:08.700 --> 16:10.580 I saw Homie 16:10.580 --> 16:12.520 I saw him at Farmade 16:13.620 --> 16:15.800 2014 or something like that 16:15.800 --> 16:16.680 How was that? 16:17.060 --> 16:19.560 Him and the drummer and the bass player 16:19.560 --> 16:20.420 Just them three 16:20.420 --> 16:23.020 It was really good 16:23.020 --> 16:24.220 Really solid 16:24.220 --> 16:26.140 Good to know America 16:26.140 --> 16:28.480 That Americana is still there 16:28.480 --> 16:30.000 You know you still got the bluesy 16:30.000 --> 16:31.460 Guitarists, you still have people 16:32.260 --> 16:34.160 Plugged into bluegrass, the country 16:34.160 --> 16:35.840 The Billy Strings on the mainstream 16:35.840 --> 16:36.960 And he's a mainstream guy 16:36.960 --> 16:39.520 And there's so many low key dudes 16:39.520 --> 16:41.080 That are still out there rocking it 16:41.760 --> 16:42.320 Yeah 16:44.180 --> 16:45.740 I saw where 16:48.520 --> 16:49.640 Marcus King 16:50.560 --> 16:52.200 Who is one of those 16:52.200 --> 16:52.720 Like 16:52.720 --> 16:53.920 You know 16:54.460 --> 16:56.020 You know 16:56.020 --> 16:57.580 Early 30s 16:59.180 --> 17:01.160 Absolute blues 17:01.160 --> 17:02.400 Prodigies 17:02.400 --> 17:03.580 Legend in the making 17:03.580 --> 17:06.420 He's doing a thing with mononeon 17:06.420 --> 17:07.940 And 17:08.720 --> 17:10.340 It's wild 17:10.340 --> 17:12.800 They're called atomic habits 17:18.660 --> 17:20.060 Atomic habits 17:20.060 --> 17:21.440 Habits with a Z 17:22.060 --> 17:24.740 Habits with a Z dog 17:24.740 --> 17:26.200 Atomic habits 17:27.580 --> 17:29.760 This is from 17:30.840 --> 17:32.500 Newport Folk Festival 17:32.500 --> 17:33.180 This year 17:34.900 --> 17:35.780 Jazz 17:35.780 --> 17:37.400 Nice, okay 18:26.260 --> 18:27.580 Music 18:27.580 --> 18:28.740 Music 18:28.740 --> 18:28.760 Music 18:28.760 --> 18:28.920 Music 18:43.880 --> 18:43.920 Music 19:10.160 --> 19:10.200 Music 19:10.200 --> 19:10.220 Music 19:10.220 --> 19:10.240 Music 19:10.240 --> 19:10.260 Music 19:10.260 --> 19:10.280 Music 19:10.280 --> 19:10.300 Music 19:10.300 --> 20:59.940 good doing it fast. So that was sick. Yeah. Yeah, we did all right. It was very tight, 21:00.080 --> 21:08.040 very tight, very funky, all that. And he sounds like a black man too. No, no knocking. 21:09.040 --> 21:16.560 Joe Bonamas is insanely incredible technical guitar skill, but I'd rather listen to that any 21:16.560 --> 21:25.200 version of Marcus King and whoever he's playing with. Yeah. And he makes that like, you know, 21:25.840 --> 21:37.840 the Tism face. The John Mayer face. There's a couple of really killer 21:40.740 --> 21:51.420 videos on YouTube a years ago of him and Billy Strings in the vintage room at some guitar shop in 21:51.420 --> 21:59.280 Nashville or in Tennessee. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And just playing, just rocking. It's Billy's 21:59.280 --> 22:10.900 playing like a pre-war acoustic and Marcus King is playing like a 50s fender. And dude, it's, yeah. 22:11.400 --> 22:14.880 Sick. It's sick. They do. 22:21.380 --> 22:23.060 You like these faces? 22:27.400 --> 22:36.380 Most of the time, John Mayer just looks at you like you own rent money. That's his guitar face. 22:36.380 --> 22:45.400 Oh, Lord. Anyways, he is a dope guitar player though. You got to give him that. Come a long way 22:45.400 --> 22:52.620 from wherever he's at, you know, college guitar dude to like a songwriter to kind of getting out there, 22:52.780 --> 23:00.820 you know, interesting guitar, guitar styles, bluesy, but he's taken on the rock kind of jazzy thing, 23:00.820 --> 23:15.040 all that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I could give a freaking rusty fuck about John Mayer. I really could. 23:15.760 --> 23:22.900 All right. No, I don't care about the nigga. I like a solid guitar player that's, you know, 23:23.200 --> 23:27.860 get you willing to just kind of push things and get out there. He is poppy. So it's like, 23:27.860 --> 23:32.900 like I've never, yeah, I've never heard a John Mayer song where I'm like, Oh, turn that up. 23:33.340 --> 23:39.940 Yeah. Yeah. That's never, never happened once before in my entire life. And I'm not, 23:40.660 --> 23:49.700 I'm not saying that there aren't people out there who feel that way, but they're 23:51.620 --> 24:00.180 they're gay, potential homosexuals. Yeah. Yeah. They're sissy boys. Potential. I'm not, I'm not putting, 24:02.780 --> 24:10.660 you know, putting a period at the end of that sentence. Sissy boy. Batty boy. However, 24:11.320 --> 24:19.620 that the the same people that I'm talking about. Well, one of them archetypically 24:21.420 --> 24:23.940 appears in this video. What do you what do you have there? 24:24.680 --> 24:29.540 No, I was just going to, we're talking about, you know, music, like what people are into. I had 24:29.540 --> 24:35.320 the box office numbers. Just wanted to run down what America and the world is kind of 24:35.320 --> 24:41.260 tuned into, but what you're okay. Well, let's do that because I'm about to go into comedy. 24:42.560 --> 24:49.940 Like it's a little sugar in the tank. Yeah. Little honey, little honey, honey. Yeah. Little honey boy, 24:50.100 --> 24:56.060 honey bun, no homo. All right. So yeah, we've got, okay. So looking at these lists, it just makes 24:56.060 --> 25:02.560 me think it's almost like where what is other mommy, bro? It's some horror, some kind of horror 25:02.560 --> 25:08.760 movie. Yeah, whatever, whatever, some kind of horror joint, 33 milli, you know. Yeah, shut out. 25:09.940 --> 25:16.140 But it's almost like what are people into? What's breaking records? What's making the numbers? 25:16.640 --> 25:22.200 And look at this. Okay. So horror, mommy, all those bullshit resident evil, right? Still totaling 25:22.900 --> 25:29.280 141 mil. Actually, I heard very good things about that. Oh, good. Okay. Okay. I haven't 25:29.280 --> 25:36.100 haven't seen Tom Cruise's digger. Tom Cruise's digger on its way to being maybe his worst movie, 25:36.280 --> 25:41.400 15 milli. It's supposed to be a tour de force type of shit, but it's going nowhere, right? 25:41.920 --> 25:50.240 Oh, yeah. Shit like the Odyssey, right? 623 milli. And that's just the total. Okay. So total. 25:50.640 --> 25:56.440 And then you've got fucking Spider-Man almost to the billion dollars. Again, Marvel, nostalgia, 25:56.440 --> 26:02.140 right? Avengers and game. This shit already came out. This shit already came out. It's Encore, 26:02.460 --> 26:11.440 where they give you four additional minutes in the end. And that's it. People paid 900 million 26:11.440 --> 26:17.740 dollars for four minutes. Yeah, they did. And this shit is breaking records too, bro. Like 26:17.740 --> 26:22.640 all this Marvel nostalgic shit. Like, is this what people are into for real? Like, 26:22.640 --> 26:26.280 this is what it's all about. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. 26:27.640 --> 26:34.900 Yeah. Odyssey. 100 million dollars for Dolly Parton's nine to five, or was it a nine to five reboot? 26:36.800 --> 26:44.820 Nine to five. The original, the original diet. So everybody went and saw. Okay. Yes. Yes. They 26:44.820 --> 26:51.100 Yeah. So yeah, it is. It's 100% nostalgia. And then 26:53.000 --> 27:02.840 you know, younger millennials with kids that are millennials with kids that age. Yes. Yes, 27:02.960 --> 27:09.100 exactly. You know, yeah. Redo's and rehashes literally just bringing shit back from the 27:09.100 --> 27:14.240 grave to kill it some more to bring it back to kill it again, only to give you Spider-Man 27:14.240 --> 27:20.200 part 57. Right. Spider-Man joins the Black Panthers because he's back in the Multiverse and he's back 27:20.200 --> 27:32.620 in time. It's safe. He's a Black Panther. Yeah. It's safe. Spider-Man becomes a militant except 27:32.620 --> 27:40.120 to the teachings of Reverend Eliza Thomas. He has a bow tie. He wears a fucking suit and a bow tie. 27:40.120 --> 27:42.760 Right with the full fez and all of that shit. 27:44.380 --> 27:52.680 My brother, they call him a fucking Hakim. Brother Hakim. Right. Right. Jesus. My name 27:52.680 --> 27:59.620 ain't Peter. Peter Park is a slave name. My brother changes his name to Walik. Yeah. My name is Malik 27:59.620 --> 28:13.180 Walik Tadik Mohamed Shabazz. That's, that's the arc. That's the arc. It goes from there into an even 28:13.180 --> 28:19.940 more hardcore, hardcore like Black Hebrew Israelite. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Brother, brother, read this. 28:20.100 --> 28:29.300 Read this. It says Genesis chapter one verse 12. The white man is a snake and a devil and 28:29.300 --> 28:34.560 he is here to kill and poison the world. Hey, stop it, brother. The white man is poisoned, man. 28:35.340 --> 28:41.180 Brother, why are you walking with that white woman? That's my wife. Hey, brother, that's your wife, 28:41.380 --> 28:46.600 brother. She's the filed, the gene pool of my brother. You are a newbie and king. 28:47.680 --> 28:52.200 You're a king, my brother. And you got these half-breed devil. You got these half-breed 28:52.200 --> 28:58.160 children running around, brother. Devil, bitch. Devil. Thank you, sir. I'm just, 28:58.160 --> 29:04.600 I'm just here for a fucking... Here, brother, take a pamphlet. Yeah. Thanks. Yeah. I'll follow up with 29:04.600 --> 29:11.300 you, dude. Hey, can I get five dollars? Let me hold five dollars. Jesus. 29:14.760 --> 29:18.640 Disgusting. Racism of all types is just funny to me. All types. 29:21.080 --> 29:27.660 Oh, here we go. Here we go. From racism to misogyny and promoting 29:27.660 --> 29:34.760 rape culture and all the horrible things associated with a six-and-a-half-minute monologue. 29:34.760 --> 29:46.360 All right. The reaction to Saturday Night Live appeared, the third appearance 29:47.980 --> 29:59.100 of host, returning host Shane Gillis. It really... Do you think because it's midterms 29:59.100 --> 30:05.020 and the vibe is that the Democrats are just gonna, I mean, 30:06.020 --> 30:13.300 curb stomp the Republicans in the House and the Senate, that's the vibe. 30:14.080 --> 30:23.360 Right. Do you think they're feeling like they got some of that 2019, 2020 energy again and 30:23.360 --> 30:33.740 they think they can do all the cancel culture shit and we get to police how people who sell out 30:33.740 --> 30:39.780 stadiums write jokes and all that kind of shit? Do you think they feel like that's the, 30:40.760 --> 30:49.560 I don't know, the moment, the zeitgeist? Because there were a few years where even 30:50.320 --> 31:03.200 like the worst, lefty, progressive, open, micro, performative, Jake Flores having attitude losers 31:03.900 --> 31:09.940 knew better than to do any of the clips that I'm about to play. 31:11.440 --> 31:15.760 Right. There was like a, maybe not. 31:17.210 --> 31:26.240 Maybe not. And now there's some sort of empowerment. Is there a promise of a $7,000 check? 31:26.560 --> 31:37.800 I don't know. I'm not, but the onslaught seems targeted. It is taking all of the heat away 31:38.680 --> 31:45.620 from the elephant graveyard scrutiny over the last month. Now everybody's back to defending comedy. 31:45.900 --> 31:53.580 Yes, right. And there's the, I can't believe nobody saw this coming. Consequence of 31:55.020 --> 32:01.480 whores dressing up even more whorish to go to the gym to be like, take that shit and kill this. 32:01.640 --> 32:06.920 And then regular people being like, I think I'm going to take a few whore outfit pictures too. 32:06.920 --> 32:15.260 Yeah, it's like, it's crazy. Like there's a doubling down on degeneration. There's a doubling down 32:15.800 --> 32:23.180 on the division. There's like, seriously, what could be more predictable than being like that's a, 32:23.900 --> 32:28.380 it's a whore's uniform and all of the whore is going, oh, I have to get my uniform. 32:28.720 --> 32:33.640 What could be more predictable? Yeah, bro. Yeah. Like the slut walk shit back in like 20, 32:33.640 --> 32:39.980 what is it, 16, 17, 18, whatever, all that stuff. The slut walk. Oh, you know, and then people are 32:39.980 --> 32:44.120 doing it. And it's like, well, everybody's jumping on this. So here it is. And then it just died 32:44.120 --> 32:48.480 and just went away. And these things come in cycles and waves, like, you know, 32:48.600 --> 32:52.320 this shit comes up, everybody freaks out. It's a thing. And then somehow it's cool. 32:52.380 --> 32:57.480 And then it dies. And then in another cycle, it comes back again. And so this is the latest 32:57.480 --> 33:06.160 hoopla. It is indeed. And the guy being targeted, of course, is the gentleman on the lower part 33:06.160 --> 33:14.240 of the screen, Shankil is the very popular comedian Guinness Book of World Records over the summer 33:14.240 --> 33:20.860 for selling out the Eagle Stadium Lincoln. Yeah, the link. 33:20.860 --> 33:30.460 Uh, you had a very popular show has a very popular show on Netflix, 33:30.780 --> 33:37.580 tires, which, you know, number one for like the month or two that everybody binge watches the 33:37.580 --> 33:45.780 episodes, that kind of thing, picked up for a four season. You know, he's he's at what people 33:45.780 --> 33:54.040 would probably consider, you know, the height of his career, although still, you know, a younger dude. 33:56.880 --> 34:04.820 Yeah, and could will probably wind up getting cast in some terrible buddy comedies and stuff like 34:04.820 --> 34:10.440 that. Yeah, yeah, it's it's yeah, it's it's coming is that thing. He's not Kevin, Kevin 34:10.440 --> 34:16.600 Hart level. He's not a full out. You know, yeah, he's not there, but he is high. He's 34:17.800 --> 34:23.380 perceivably disliked and liked. He's a rogue, you know, Norm MacDonald type of comic like he's one 34:23.380 --> 34:28.380 of those bastions of, you know, Louis CK type, whatever. Right. But like you said, yes, 34:28.900 --> 34:34.840 the fucking are we there yet? Five is coming up with Shane Gillis. Right. Where he gets, 34:34.940 --> 34:39.760 you know, smashed in the nuts and he falls off a roof on a ladder and he's all wacky. 34:40.440 --> 34:48.040 Mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's yeah, they're calling him for the plot Paul Blart, Mark 34:48.040 --> 34:57.760 Mall Cop reboot. Yes. Yes. Yeah. But currently, this is the kind of entitlement that the 34:57.760 --> 35:04.600 progressives are feeling. They've got that old time feeling that 2020 energy that 2017 35:04.600 --> 35:12.060 me too energy. They got it back. And what do you do when you catch the revival spirit? 35:12.420 --> 35:16.400 Charles, what do you do? Oh, Lord. That's right. You sing. 35:16.780 --> 35:22.340 It was funny just a bully with some jokes. Can he make people laugh without putting down 35:22.340 --> 35:27.140 other folks might say comedies and omelette that's made with broken yoke. But why's the 35:27.140 --> 35:30.140 yoke of all Shane jokes about all the same groups? 35:34.300 --> 35:39.400 Because because you make videos like that fucking weird ass nigga, that's why we make fun of you. 35:39.560 --> 35:44.420 Because they're chasing us and jokes. It's a yoke and he makes jokes about the same marginalized 35:44.420 --> 35:52.320 communities. Nigga fuck. That's why I make fun of you, dude. You know what is going to rock 35:52.320 --> 35:59.760 Shane Gillis to his core, Charles, the power of Broadway. That's what's going to do it. 36:00.340 --> 36:04.940 Show tunes. Shane Gillis is a racist. I mean, he makes jokes about people. 36:05.840 --> 36:11.720 Yeah, great. That's exact. Wow. The irony, folks. Thank you for adding to the comedic fucking 36:13.120 --> 36:17.860 atmosphere with your shit. This is hilarious. And you don't even they don't understand it. 36:18.740 --> 36:23.980 No, they don't. There's so much more. We're going to do it. We're going to do it. 36:24.200 --> 36:33.700 Jesus Christ. You will maybe once or twice a year, you will catch me dipping into the well 36:34.310 --> 36:41.360 to call somebody a deep ride faggot. And this is one of those times. This is. 36:41.860 --> 36:44.660 Steve, please from the top. Let's watch this again. Now, you know, let's give 36:44.660 --> 36:47.960 them a chance. Let's not interrupt. Let's watch it and see what their point is, 36:47.980 --> 36:51.980 because sometimes art is a medium and they're using art to prove a point. 36:52.180 --> 37:01.480 And it is absolutely subjective. And we on this show have definitely used show tunes 37:02.040 --> 37:09.740 to prove a point, notably from the Avenue Q puppet show. 37:10.780 --> 37:14.320 And the the song, everyone's a little bit racist. 37:16.240 --> 37:21.020 And also, I believe the Internet is for porn. I think we we've also played that before. 37:21.460 --> 37:25.650 Yes. But yeah, OK, so from the top, from the top. 37:27.520 --> 37:31.960 Dear Lord, dude, and battle them with Broadway. 37:39.740 --> 37:42.040 An omelet that's made with broken yoke. 37:42.040 --> 37:45.560 But why is the yoke of all shame jokes about all the same groups? 37:45.680 --> 37:48.320 If you're a woman or if you're gay. 37:49.260 --> 37:51.940 Fuck all in, Shane's got a lot to say. 37:52.560 --> 37:55.620 If you're not white or if you're trans. 37:56.320 --> 37:59.760 He's offended, you're offended. It's not hard to understand. 38:00.560 --> 38:03.900 Come on, I can't do the kid. Hey, you can keep it going. 38:04.180 --> 38:06.000 No, it's just funny. 38:06.640 --> 38:07.840 Comedy is not mean. 38:07.840 --> 38:11.380 Comedy is just saying out loud whatever white guys think. 38:11.780 --> 38:14.900 Comedy is not bigoted. Comedy is just words. 38:15.420 --> 38:18.540 Comedy is Shane Gillis sneaking in a bunch of slurs. 38:19.000 --> 38:21.960 All Shane's fans adore him. They think that he's all right. 38:22.520 --> 38:25.580 I don't get his jokes, but I'm a dumb hoe. So that's why. 38:25.760 --> 38:28.960 Shane makes fun of everyone, so it's totally OK. 38:29.500 --> 38:32.580 He's finally made his safe space to be white and straight. 38:32.760 --> 38:35.680 If you're a girl or if you're queer. 38:35.680 --> 38:39.040 No marginalized group is safe when Shane Gillis is near. 38:39.740 --> 38:43.560 If the joke is about you and it kind of makes you frown. 38:43.940 --> 38:47.120 Don't defend yourself. Enjoy getting punched down. 38:47.560 --> 38:50.500 Comedy is just words. Comedy is not mean. 38:50.860 --> 38:54.120 Comedy is just white guys saying all the same things. 38:54.620 --> 38:57.700 Comedy's all our blind. Comedy is the chillest. 38:58.080 --> 39:01.200 Comedy is whatever is performed by Shane Gillis. 39:01.200 --> 39:04.020 All right, real quick, first impression. 39:04.440 --> 39:06.900 These motherfuckers wrote this and remembered this shit. 39:06.960 --> 39:08.720 They're not reading something. Look at that nigga. 39:09.040 --> 39:12.540 That nigga is super enthusiastic with his fucking bracelets on. 39:13.140 --> 39:16.120 Eric, you're gay. What do you mean if you're gay, nigga? 39:16.420 --> 39:18.940 You are gay. You are gay, B. 39:19.500 --> 39:21.160 I mean, no offense to gay people. 39:21.300 --> 39:23.180 I don't care. You could do whatever you want. 39:23.220 --> 39:25.260 You could eat a butthole if you want. That's your business. 39:25.620 --> 39:28.620 But when you're singing like this on the mic and you got that face, 39:29.200 --> 39:31.180 look at his face. You got that face on? 39:31.380 --> 39:34.840 He looks like, hey, he looks like the Goose keyboard player. 39:35.200 --> 39:36.060 I swear to God. 39:36.320 --> 39:38.280 Nigga's gay. And look at the piano player at the bottom. 39:38.400 --> 39:39.560 That nigga just rocking his life. 39:39.700 --> 39:41.800 That yellow, blue, all fucking ying-yang shit. 39:42.020 --> 39:45.440 He's rocking the Garth Brooks from 1992. 39:46.580 --> 39:49.660 That's what that is. That's a Thunder Rolls tour. 39:50.460 --> 39:52.040 That's what that shirt is. 39:52.320 --> 39:53.340 Get foundering on this. 39:53.900 --> 39:58.100 If you're white or if you're straight, Shane Gillis, 39:58.100 --> 40:00.340 look, it's 40:04.800 --> 40:10.860 bloody, buddy, and he's like, look, I, I don't mean to, 40:11.080 --> 40:16.100 if you have this mustache, you're either a cop 40:16.100 --> 40:18.580 or your Freddie Mercury. 40:19.000 --> 40:20.360 Or I mean, both. 40:20.920 --> 40:25.540 Or both. There's just, I don't, whoever, 40:26.960 --> 40:32.600 like, culturally conditioned a bunch of dudes back into thinking 40:32.600 --> 40:35.760 that it was okay to walk around with just that mustache. 40:35.760 --> 40:36.840 They lied to you. 40:36.880 --> 40:37.380 Yeah, bro. 40:37.640 --> 40:38.940 They did. 40:39.700 --> 40:41.240 I can't. 40:41.340 --> 40:42.000 He's a happy ass motherfucker. 40:42.460 --> 40:43.600 He is. He's way too happy. 40:45.700 --> 40:48.260 We're just getting started. 40:49.220 --> 40:49.720 Oh, Lord. 40:50.100 --> 40:52.200 We're just getting started. 40:52.380 --> 40:55.360 I figure why not open with a musical number? 40:56.180 --> 41:01.360 Because I don't know who those people are. 41:01.360 --> 41:01.800 I don't. 41:01.880 --> 41:06.300 I don't know if they have a background in comedy 41:07.100 --> 41:17.460 or if they're just very enthusiastic and, well, you know, 41:18.800 --> 41:20.600 Sondheim-esque. 41:22.220 --> 41:23.360 Sondwriters. 41:24.180 --> 41:24.860 I'm not sure. 41:24.860 --> 41:25.440 I'm not. 41:25.740 --> 41:26.120 I'm not. 41:27.420 --> 41:30.740 But this woman, according to her, 41:32.360 --> 41:35.960 has like a full on masters in comedy. 41:36.280 --> 41:42.100 So surely, surely her insights from this lady 41:42.100 --> 41:49.460 who nobody's ever heard of are going to be able to dash to pieces. 41:50.560 --> 41:51.040 Yes. 41:51.580 --> 41:59.540 The entire worldview and myth, the changelis, is funny. 41:59.760 --> 42:03.880 And look, I'm not one to point to things like, you know, 42:03.960 --> 42:08.880 records or number one show in a mainstream thing 42:08.880 --> 42:11.880 as like any measure of success. 42:14.760 --> 42:16.000 It's all subjective. 42:16.840 --> 42:17.480 It is. 42:17.480 --> 42:20.500 You're supposed to find the people funny 42:20.500 --> 42:24.580 that hit you in a way that just elicits laughter 42:24.580 --> 42:27.280 and you just, you know, you just go with it. 42:27.440 --> 42:27.920 Yeah. 42:28.440 --> 42:29.580 Kind of like music, right? 42:29.780 --> 42:31.940 You have some, you know, genres you enjoy, 42:32.260 --> 42:33.740 things you like that you vibe with, 42:33.760 --> 42:35.440 and other things you may not like, right? 42:35.680 --> 42:35.880 Yeah. 42:36.100 --> 42:36.760 No, absolutely. 42:37.200 --> 42:42.360 We watched Gas Digital put out six stand-up specials 42:44.300 --> 42:47.920 from, let me say, like, maybe August and September. 42:49.360 --> 42:52.480 And we watched a couple of them last night, 42:52.620 --> 42:54.380 and one of them was hilarious. 42:54.920 --> 43:01.240 But here is this lady trying to explain comedy to all of us. 43:01.860 --> 43:02.360 Hey, guys. 43:02.520 --> 43:03.260 So as someone who is you- 43:03.260 --> 43:04.140 That's her real voice. 43:04.340 --> 43:06.840 Neatly qualified to talk about the changelis situation. 43:07.380 --> 43:10.040 I decided I wanted to weigh in to start here on my qualifications. 43:10.600 --> 43:14.040 I studied improv comedy for six years 43:14.040 --> 43:15.180 at the upright Citizens Brigade. 43:15.360 --> 43:17.560 I was an intern for two of those years 43:17.560 --> 43:19.200 where I worked every Thursday night. 43:19.340 --> 43:21.140 They did sketch comedy and improv comedy 43:21.140 --> 43:23.040 during my intern hours. 43:23.400 --> 43:27.360 And then I would also, like, cover whiplash sessions, 43:28.060 --> 43:30.080 which, you know, whiplashes, it's where stand-ups 43:30.080 --> 43:32.720 and, like, you know, famous ones like John Mulaney 43:33.320 --> 43:35.980 and there were some canceled ones. 43:36.200 --> 43:37.300 And then BJ Novak. 43:38.420 --> 43:38.940 What? 43:40.040 --> 43:41.560 Bro, that voice is disgusting. 43:42.180 --> 43:42.640 Okay. 43:43.260 --> 43:44.340 That voice is sick. 43:44.460 --> 43:47.080 She needs to, like, fucking go gargle some vodka, 43:47.360 --> 43:49.640 some alcohol, some something, bro. 43:50.800 --> 43:52.880 Well, first thing, I want to say, 43:53.000 --> 43:54.540 when I was interning at the club, 43:56.020 --> 43:56.960 what is that, girl? 43:57.160 --> 43:59.580 So she's talking about this thing 43:59.580 --> 44:02.620 called the Upright Citizens Brigade. 44:04.200 --> 44:09.100 And it's an improvisational playhouse. 44:09.800 --> 44:10.180 Okay. 44:10.720 --> 44:19.220 And they've put out, like, crappy mainstream, 44:20.600 --> 44:27.980 quote-unquote, comedic actors over the years. 44:28.300 --> 44:31.460 But basically, it's like a pyramid-scheme type thing, 44:31.520 --> 44:36.600 where if you go into UCB, they have you pay for classes, 44:36.600 --> 44:43.140 they have you pay to use their space to rehearse. 44:43.360 --> 44:47.940 They have you pay staff to coach you 44:47.940 --> 44:51.960 while you're paying for the rehearsal space. 44:52.820 --> 44:57.080 They have you pay, like, it's just, you know, 44:57.180 --> 45:00.140 but you can level up and you can go through it 45:00.140 --> 45:01.680 and you can go through the rest. 45:02.100 --> 45:04.800 And then you can start to become some, 45:04.800 --> 45:06.000 now, she interned. 45:06.720 --> 45:07.140 Okay. 45:07.420 --> 45:09.560 So she was paying for all of this 45:09.560 --> 45:11.660 and nobody knows who this lady is. 45:11.940 --> 45:16.840 So obviously, it didn't make a career out of it before. 45:17.760 --> 45:21.220 But that's the, this is the thing that she's talking about, 45:21.680 --> 45:23.340 the Upright Citizens Brigade. 45:23.660 --> 45:27.460 She goes, oh, and they'd have famous people like John Mulaney. 45:29.740 --> 45:30.340 Right. 45:30.540 --> 45:32.740 And then, oh, and some canceled people. 45:33.660 --> 45:34.780 Such as... 45:34.780 --> 45:36.900 You can't even say who you got, like, 45:37.380 --> 45:39.480 and it's still, you're supposed to be like, 45:39.640 --> 45:40.260 oh, it's great. 45:40.540 --> 45:42.460 It's the instructor this, whatever. 45:43.100 --> 45:43.540 Exactly. 45:43.920 --> 45:47.260 And you can't even talk about what you're doing. 45:47.700 --> 45:47.880 Yeah. 45:47.980 --> 45:49.520 Like, or who's, okay. 45:50.200 --> 45:51.880 And then BJ Novak. 45:54.700 --> 45:55.260 Great. 45:55.960 --> 45:56.780 You don't fuck with that? 45:57.960 --> 46:01.000 I can't tell you anything that he's in. 46:01.140 --> 46:02.280 Oh, dear Lord. 46:04.220 --> 46:04.980 Oh, BJ? 46:06.460 --> 46:08.040 And yeah, you're right, Lugie. 46:08.200 --> 46:11.540 I'm sure her dad was paying for all of those classes 46:12.080 --> 46:13.340 and all that kind of stuff. 46:14.060 --> 46:16.420 My dad is actually a studio producer 46:16.420 --> 46:19.620 and he was able to get me in this internship. 46:20.220 --> 46:20.760 And I... 46:20.760 --> 46:21.080 Great. 46:21.340 --> 46:21.660 Thanks, girl. 46:22.540 --> 46:23.740 So tell us about comedy. 46:24.040 --> 46:26.520 Tell us what Shane doing wrong. 46:26.960 --> 46:27.480 Tell us, please. 46:27.980 --> 46:29.520 All of these men would come through, 46:30.060 --> 46:31.420 we would watch their hand upsets, 46:31.420 --> 46:33.080 and they would work on new material. 46:33.420 --> 46:35.220 And it was just kind of where you would workshop stuff, right? 46:35.840 --> 46:37.180 So I've worked some of those. 46:37.640 --> 46:39.520 So all this to say that I know comedy. 46:40.680 --> 46:43.400 And I'm going to just say that, you know, 46:44.280 --> 46:46.640 saying in the cadence of a standard routine 46:46.640 --> 46:50.640 that women who wear short shorts and bras to go work out 46:50.640 --> 46:53.280 or dress like whores isn't actually a joke. 46:53.400 --> 46:53.880 It's just... 46:53.880 --> 46:55.820 You're right. 46:56.180 --> 46:58.180 It wasn't a punchline. 46:58.860 --> 47:00.080 It was a setup. 47:00.080 --> 47:03.060 The way a joke works, 47:03.280 --> 47:08.060 lady who paid money to get a master's degree in comedy. 47:08.960 --> 47:12.320 The way a joke works is that you have a premise 47:13.060 --> 47:14.300 and there's a setup. 47:15.880 --> 47:17.560 And then there's a punchline. 47:17.820 --> 47:18.920 Maybe there's a misdirect. 47:20.800 --> 47:22.700 And then there's a punchline. 47:24.000 --> 47:27.360 So this is a perfect place to pause on it, too. 47:27.360 --> 47:34.120 This is absolutely the face that you assume is going to be 47:34.120 --> 47:39.880 explaining comedy to anybody totally unsolicited. 47:41.520 --> 47:47.100 If you were to grab a little bit of your gray matter, 47:47.740 --> 47:51.200 yank it out through your ear, cook it up on the stove, 47:51.780 --> 47:55.860 crush it up, line it out, and then blow it 47:56.430 --> 48:00.640 not up your nose, but directly into the garbage by using AI. 48:01.420 --> 48:07.380 And you ask Chad, GBT, what face 48:08.970 --> 48:14.000 it thought an explainer of comedy would look like. 48:14.080 --> 48:16.940 It would definitely spit this one out. 48:17.420 --> 48:17.500 Right. 48:18.840 --> 48:19.220 Wow. 48:21.280 --> 48:22.020 So... 48:22.020 --> 48:22.560 No, no. 48:22.560 --> 48:27.400 Zero, zero qualifications to talk about a comedic concept, 48:27.400 --> 48:29.740 especially when, like you said, it's something subjective. 48:30.140 --> 48:33.420 It's like it is what it is, but she's got a master's. 48:33.500 --> 48:33.860 You don't. 48:34.180 --> 48:35.240 So shut up, Steve. 48:36.940 --> 48:37.660 It's fair. 48:38.260 --> 48:38.480 It's fair. 48:39.120 --> 48:45.640 So, so far, she doesn't understand what the setup to a joke is. 48:46.520 --> 48:47.320 Let's see what else. 48:47.960 --> 48:48.440 Sexist remark. 48:49.140 --> 48:50.020 You're being sexist. 48:50.340 --> 48:52.000 And then you're kind of saying 48:52.560 --> 48:56.140 anybody who is angry at you not actually saying a joke, 48:56.340 --> 49:00.800 just being a misogynist, is someone who doesn't get the joke, 49:00.940 --> 49:06.360 means that you yourself think it's funny to look at a woman, 49:06.760 --> 49:09.080 judge what she's wearing, and say you're a whore. 49:11.480 --> 49:21.340 I think we do, at this point, need to consult an actual expert on this. 49:23.700 --> 49:30.540 I am, of course, talking about pre-clone Dave Chappelle. 49:33.880 --> 49:35.840 Yes, pre-buff Dave Chappelle. 49:37.340 --> 49:39.420 You'd be out of club, all right. 49:39.700 --> 49:43.840 He's kicking with your boys, and a girl walks by, and she looks good. 49:44.200 --> 49:44.780 She looks good. 49:44.960 --> 49:46.900 Not good in that classical way. 49:47.480 --> 49:48.560 I mean, you know, I'm talking good. 49:48.720 --> 49:50.680 Like, she got half her ass hanging out her skirt. 49:52.800 --> 49:54.900 Her titties are all mashed together, 49:56.000 --> 49:57.860 popping out the top, her turtleneck, and shit. 50:00.020 --> 50:01.920 You with your buddies, you got a couple drinks in you, 50:02.220 --> 50:03.500 and you see a guy just might try to talk. 50:03.640 --> 50:04.960 Dude, this might not come out right now. 50:05.400 --> 50:05.960 I don't know what you're saying. 50:06.360 --> 50:07.460 Hey, look at them titties. 50:08.580 --> 50:09.600 The girl gets mad and she says, 50:09.600 --> 50:12.200 oh, oh, oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. 50:14.460 --> 50:18.580 Just because I'm dressed this way does not 50:20.980 --> 50:22.500 make me a hoe. 50:23.120 --> 50:26.260 Gentlemen, that is true, just because they dress a certain way 50:26.260 --> 50:27.720 doesn't mean they are a certain way. 50:28.000 --> 50:28.860 Don't ever forget it. 50:29.160 --> 50:32.120 But ladies, you must understand that that is fucking confusing. 50:33.700 --> 50:36.440 And that would be like me, Dave Chappelle, a comedian, 50:36.920 --> 50:38.700 walking around the streets in a cop uniform. 50:39.940 --> 50:41.280 Somebody might run up on me. 50:41.480 --> 50:42.580 Ah, thank God. 50:42.880 --> 50:43.880 Officer, help us. 50:44.220 --> 50:45.040 Come on over here. 50:45.300 --> 50:45.960 Help us. 50:47.180 --> 50:51.340 I'm like, oh, it's because I'm dressed this way 50:52.320 --> 50:55.440 does not make me a police officer. 50:56.680 --> 51:00.280 It's like, all right, ladies, fine, fine. 51:01.060 --> 51:02.220 You are not a whore. 51:03.700 --> 51:05.200 But you are wearing a whore's uniform. 51:05.540 --> 51:06.400 I'll tell you that's the point. 51:08.460 --> 51:09.900 Yeah, true. 51:10.860 --> 51:17.260 So at any rate, we do we've got a little bit of time left with 51:18.340 --> 51:23.440 comedy knower here, which again, this is another fantastic face 51:23.920 --> 51:28.280 for someone who knows comedy and can totally explain it. 51:30.500 --> 51:34.880 And totally she fucked up what a joke is. 51:35.340 --> 51:40.020 She fucked up the intent of the setup. 51:40.580 --> 51:45.440 The intent of the setup is to for Shane to make fun of himself, 51:46.320 --> 51:50.000 which is what the entire set was. 51:50.560 --> 51:55.120 Shane making fun of himself, getting a little heavy, 51:55.640 --> 51:57.060 getting a little out of shape. 51:57.820 --> 52:05.200 How he had the line about the the uniforms at the gym in the first place, 52:05.200 --> 52:08.260 because he went back to one as an out of shape fellow. 52:10.500 --> 52:18.180 But I'm going to assume that the actual joke structure context is 52:18.620 --> 52:23.060 the least of the important things to comedy knower here. 52:25.420 --> 52:29.180 Do that energy for the men who work out in just shorts and no shirts? 52:29.880 --> 52:34.980 He literally just the first part of the joke before he talks about what the women wear 52:35.540 --> 52:40.860 are is him talking about the most jacked gay dudes ever. 52:42.000 --> 52:43.940 That's the first part of that. 52:44.120 --> 52:45.040 Did you miss that? 52:45.420 --> 52:48.020 Because it was literally the sentence before the ladies. 52:48.720 --> 52:50.120 But that's the point though Steve. 52:50.300 --> 52:56.700 It's like when you're this excited and this fucking insatiable and out for blood and thirsty for like 52:56.700 --> 53:00.180 death, it don't matter what the context is. 53:00.480 --> 53:03.820 What matters is what you feel and how the person made you feel. 53:03.980 --> 53:06.180 And the fact that this is the reality now. 53:06.640 --> 53:11.580 She's asking if he has the same energy and it's literally the preceding sentence. 53:15.620 --> 53:18.860 Anyway, anyway, comedy knower, comedy knower. 53:19.720 --> 53:22.300 No, just for women. 53:22.940 --> 53:25.440 So am I supposed to wear a parka to go to the gym? 53:26.000 --> 53:29.880 Or am I allowed to wear a sports bra and shorts? 53:30.120 --> 53:35.000 Two things that were designed for working out to go and work out. 53:36.820 --> 53:38.500 You know how I know that's not true. 53:39.380 --> 53:50.120 Because there's no there's no correlating male line for the same uniform product. 53:53.760 --> 53:54.360 True. 53:55.700 --> 54:01.200 Now there are those World Cup dudes who wear the, you know, 54:01.900 --> 54:04.820 biometric monitoring sports bras. 54:05.400 --> 54:06.760 That is gay. 54:06.760 --> 54:10.800 Yeah, that's gay and that's gay. 54:11.520 --> 54:18.220 But as far as the shorts go, there's no one to one. 54:18.700 --> 54:23.820 And no, dummy, you fucking dingbat. 54:24.380 --> 54:34.220 No, no one is suggesting you goddamn child that you wear a fucking parka to the gym. 54:34.840 --> 54:36.580 You absolute muppet. 54:36.620 --> 54:39.020 No, no one is doing that. 54:39.420 --> 54:40.660 Jesus Christ. 54:41.060 --> 54:43.580 The real question though, does she go to the gym? 54:44.560 --> 54:45.580 Who knows? 54:46.180 --> 54:47.480 Maybe once a year. 54:48.100 --> 54:52.920 Maybe it's like, maybe it's like the equivalent of a Catholic being like, 54:53.060 --> 54:54.800 I go on the major religious holidays. 54:57.020 --> 54:58.600 Maybe it's like that. 55:01.240 --> 55:02.440 Yeah, yeah. 55:03.000 --> 55:07.060 Anyways, when I go to the gym and you like walk past the gym. 55:08.880 --> 55:10.020 I love this. 55:10.360 --> 55:11.060 I love this. 55:12.040 --> 55:13.280 Shane Gillis is a hack. 55:13.400 --> 55:13.960 He's been a hack. 55:15.560 --> 55:20.220 I will not argue that there aren't successful hacks out there. 55:21.720 --> 55:22.460 I will. 55:22.620 --> 55:30.580 But let's see some of your comedy and let's compare and contrast it 55:31.960 --> 55:35.400 to what was Shane's doing. 55:38.640 --> 55:46.120 Instead of just telling us this person is a hack and therefore that automatically 55:48.160 --> 55:52.120 pairs on to reality and becomes it. 55:52.840 --> 55:52.860 Right. 55:52.900 --> 55:58.020 How about you demonstrate what a non-hack does when they tell jokes? 56:00.580 --> 56:03.540 Well, you have to be a non-hack first. 56:03.780 --> 56:04.680 You have to be a non-hack. 56:04.880 --> 56:09.040 You have to be a comedian who's willing to just go out there and tell a joke. 56:09.180 --> 56:09.980 You have to be funny. 56:10.200 --> 56:14.120 But the fact that she's talking about this and this way right there, right off the bat, 56:14.200 --> 56:16.600 you just know she's not a funny person at all. 56:18.620 --> 56:22.300 All of my friends say I'm the funniest person alive. 56:26.200 --> 56:26.940 Dear Lord. 56:27.640 --> 56:29.860 Fucking female Tom waits over here. 56:29.860 --> 56:30.780 He's been a hack. 56:31.000 --> 56:33.480 He was fired from Saturday Night Live before he ever started. 56:34.060 --> 56:34.940 And you know why? 56:35.360 --> 56:36.740 Because he was being racist on a podcast. 56:37.160 --> 56:44.100 No, because he was making fun of racists on a podcast who thought that every Chinatown 56:44.100 --> 56:50.060 it was going to be people running around doing a caricature cartoon Asian accent. 56:50.520 --> 56:51.800 That was the bit. 56:54.600 --> 56:59.480 Again, when you're missing the context, bro, it's like it don't it don't matter. 56:59.480 --> 57:01.880 It's whatever your reality is. 57:01.920 --> 57:03.980 And at that point, it's like, what's the point of talking to you? 57:04.300 --> 57:06.200 Because we're not talking about the same thing. 57:06.480 --> 57:08.460 We're not seeing the full context. 57:08.720 --> 57:12.060 You see what you see and I'm just like, you know, I know I said it. 57:12.100 --> 57:14.780 I'm just making fun of the situation, not the fucking people. 57:15.120 --> 57:17.460 But you don't know this because you're frothing at the mouth. 57:18.040 --> 57:18.800 Look at those eyes. 57:18.980 --> 57:19.440 Look at her. 57:20.980 --> 57:22.700 Does she look rational to you, bro? 57:24.080 --> 57:26.040 Is that a face you want to like see in the morning? 57:26.220 --> 57:28.500 You wake up, you open your eyes and then there's that. 57:29.480 --> 57:30.060 That's the price to that. 57:30.980 --> 57:31.420 Yeah. 57:35.000 --> 57:35.880 Lord, yeah. 57:36.380 --> 57:39.220 And then all of you guys made him famous because you were like, well, he was 57:39.220 --> 57:40.180 cancer, but he's funny. 57:40.540 --> 57:44.440 And now all he's doing is saying sexist things and pretending it's a joke. 57:44.860 --> 57:45.960 That's not a joke. 57:46.740 --> 57:47.580 Interesting interpretation. 57:48.520 --> 57:50.340 15 fans yelling at people about it. 57:50.640 --> 57:51.080 15. 57:51.400 --> 57:52.420 You need some taste. 57:53.280 --> 57:54.200 He's not edgy. 57:54.600 --> 57:56.460 If you want to watch an edgy comedian, watch George Carlin, 57:56.460 --> 58:02.920 watch Lenny Bruce, use any brain cell that exists in this noggin and watch a different comedian. 58:03.620 --> 58:09.100 But to end the debate, Shangela is calling women whores for wearing gym clothes to the 58:09.100 --> 58:10.120 gym is not a joke. 58:12.580 --> 58:17.280 It was part of the setup. 58:19.380 --> 58:21.080 Do a joke. 58:22.900 --> 58:24.420 You clown. 58:25.400 --> 58:26.440 Swing and a miss. 58:28.420 --> 58:36.980 I mean, okay, okay, I got I got one more and then I'll stop. 58:44.540 --> 58:45.080 Okay. 58:48.320 --> 58:53.800 And I know it looks like I'm picking on a particular demographic of comedic geniuses 58:53.800 --> 58:59.020 here, but uh, you know, you put it out there. 59:00.060 --> 59:01.240 You put it out there. 59:03.040 --> 59:07.120 You're telling me this was written by a professional comedian and not a very poorly 59:07.120 --> 59:10.760 raised seven year old, you know, because he starts at Joe, like you have the whole 59:10.760 --> 59:13.820 dumpster fire of the world available to you for jokes. 59:13.820 --> 59:16.240 And all I can come up with was I'm fat. 59:16.240 --> 59:20.200 Is he insinuating that lesbians look like fat guys drinking beer? 59:20.200 --> 59:24.280 Has he seen Ruby Rose or Renee Rapp or Cara Delevingne? 59:24.440 --> 59:26.700 Is he trying to insult lesbians? 59:26.940 --> 59:30.680 Which I mean, if you're going to, I mean, at least make it make sense. 59:30.960 --> 59:32.320 Okay, no, he's talking about hiking. 59:32.860 --> 59:34.340 And he's, you know, what is he even doing here? 59:34.420 --> 59:38.060 He sees a beautiful woman and what he just, he doesn't finish the sentence. 59:38.340 --> 59:41.020 He's trying to insinuate that she thinks he's going to kill her. 59:41.140 --> 59:44.680 If she watches this, she's going to be like, wow, yeah, I definitely survived a serial killer. 59:44.800 --> 59:45.900 Women dress like whores. 59:46.080 --> 59:46.660 No, at the gym. 59:46.800 --> 59:48.580 There's no other way to describe it. 59:48.580 --> 59:51.160 You know, I could think of a thousand ways to describe it. 59:51.260 --> 59:52.580 I'm in dress functionally for gym. 59:52.720 --> 59:54.320 I'm in dress comfortably at gym. 59:54.460 --> 59:56.580 I'm in dress to feel good at gym. 59:56.780 --> 01:00:00.080 I'm in wear gym clothes to watch it. 01:00:00.480 --> 01:00:02.000 Does he think that this is the right- 01:00:02.000 --> 01:00:07.820 You know, this is why there's no pictures of your kids on that fridge 01:00:07.820 --> 01:00:11.160 or on the shelves behind you. 01:00:12.660 --> 01:00:13.220 Yeah. 01:00:14.540 --> 01:00:16.140 This is why. 01:00:18.080 --> 01:00:23.200 It's all, yeah, it's all like, this is one of those things where I always ask, it's like, 01:00:23.260 --> 01:00:25.920 why am I seeing this and why is this relevant? 01:00:26.240 --> 01:00:29.120 It's like, why now and what's the point of all this shit? 01:00:30.000 --> 01:00:33.600 It's like, everyone's outraged at the same time for the same reasons. 01:00:34.140 --> 01:00:36.480 Everyone's going through the same fucking motions. 01:00:36.700 --> 01:00:39.720 It's like, folks, we've been here before with all this, like, really? 01:00:40.300 --> 01:00:41.680 We've gone through this shit before. 01:00:42.200 --> 01:00:46.200 And again, as that's going on, we have all this. 01:00:46.280 --> 01:00:47.980 Like you were saying, it's about that time. 01:00:48.220 --> 01:00:52.220 It's getting to be that time, elections and all the fuckery. 01:00:52.660 --> 01:00:54.600 And of course, this is where we're at. 01:00:55.420 --> 01:00:57.900 You know, and as that's going on, of course, look at that. 01:00:58.320 --> 01:01:03.080 Trump's ratings are going down more disapprovals than approvals. 01:01:03.260 --> 01:01:03.460 Okay. 01:01:03.680 --> 01:01:05.720 You got all your stats, all your shit. 01:01:06.220 --> 01:01:09.220 And it's like, bro, this is the cycle is here 01:01:09.220 --> 01:01:11.360 and the cultural cycle is here too. 01:01:11.680 --> 01:01:13.380 I'm just waiting for the racial shit, you know. 01:01:14.900 --> 01:01:16.260 We need racial fuckery. 01:01:16.420 --> 01:01:18.940 We need more school shootings. 01:01:19.260 --> 01:01:22.460 It's like, we need our cyclical shit because that's where we're at. 01:01:25.780 --> 01:01:26.600 Look at Homie. 01:01:26.700 --> 01:01:29.860 Homie's numbers going down, but it is what it is. 01:01:29.940 --> 01:01:30.920 Who gives a fuck about voting? 01:01:31.100 --> 01:01:34.840 Like it's just to give you the general idea of what's going on 01:01:34.840 --> 01:01:35.640 and how things are. 01:01:35.760 --> 01:01:38.560 It's like, we're in the same bullshit, the same thing. 01:01:38.560 --> 01:01:42.040 So I don't know, keep your eye out for all the cultural bullshit 01:01:42.040 --> 01:01:43.040 because it is there. 01:01:43.200 --> 01:01:44.220 And this is the time. 01:01:45.660 --> 01:01:48.740 But as that's going on, as all that's going on, 01:01:48.860 --> 01:01:53.040 we have like other shit, like the AI stuff coming up, 01:01:53.080 --> 01:01:55.200 you know, Bill Gates coming out saying, 01:01:55.480 --> 01:01:58.140 oh, AI has potential dangers. 01:01:58.500 --> 01:02:02.560 It's like, nigga, please, dude, like stop, dude. 01:02:03.300 --> 01:02:09.660 It's just before we close on the comedy thing, 01:02:09.860 --> 01:02:18.540 I had no better summation of it than Patrice O'Neill versus 01:02:19.340 --> 01:02:22.340 the national organization of women, lady. 01:02:22.760 --> 01:02:26.540 So next up on the chopping block, XM satellite radio DJs, 01:02:26.620 --> 01:02:30.960 OPI and Anthony, they're under fire now for airing joking comments 01:02:30.960 --> 01:02:34.200 about raping Secretary of State Connalisa Rice. 01:02:34.840 --> 01:02:36.400 Will they be the next to go? 01:02:36.620 --> 01:02:41.160 Is radio cleaning house after the imus debacle? 01:02:41.580 --> 01:02:45.180 With me now, new city president, now new city president, 01:02:45.440 --> 01:02:46.200 Sonia Osario. 01:02:46.640 --> 01:02:49.280 She took part in a recent protest calling for radio stations 01:02:49.280 --> 01:02:53.320 to stop supporting negative language in music and talk radio. 01:02:53.560 --> 01:02:57.540 And also our favorite standup comic, Patrice O'Neill. 01:02:57.700 --> 01:02:58.160 Thank you, sir. 01:02:58.900 --> 01:03:00.920 Patrice, are ONA next? 01:03:01.400 --> 01:03:01.840 I hope not. 01:03:02.420 --> 01:03:05.360 I hope JB, I wish JB and I was going to lose a job all imus. 01:03:05.760 --> 01:03:06.240 It's funny. 01:03:06.640 --> 01:03:11.240 This is the thing, I don't know her, but I'm assuming that she 01:03:11.240 --> 01:03:12.540 has nothing to do with funny. 01:03:13.180 --> 01:03:14.860 So I'm going to speak as the expert on funny. 01:03:15.180 --> 01:03:17.660 Funny people should just be left to try to be funny. 01:03:17.700 --> 01:03:18.700 What if they're not funny? 01:03:19.300 --> 01:03:20.300 Then you made a mistake. 01:03:20.580 --> 01:03:23.140 But how many, listen, how many times has the unfunny, 01:03:23.380 --> 01:03:26.460 how many unfunny rape jokes lead to rape? 01:03:26.460 --> 01:03:29.420 I don't know how many jokes about rape there are. 01:03:29.560 --> 01:03:29.940 There's a lot. 01:03:30.280 --> 01:03:32.180 But your world is not funny. 01:03:32.380 --> 01:03:35.580 Your world is next on a big story. 01:03:36.220 --> 01:03:38.260 My world is people trying to be funny. 01:03:38.360 --> 01:03:40.760 Well, I mean, you think it's okay to try to make jokes 01:03:40.760 --> 01:03:41.280 about rape? 01:03:41.680 --> 01:03:42.080 I'm diabetic. 01:03:42.260 --> 01:03:42.960 I make fun of that. 01:03:43.340 --> 01:03:44.000 I'm a victim. 01:03:44.700 --> 01:03:45.540 I might lose a toe. 01:03:46.060 --> 01:03:47.300 But I'm trying to make funny. 01:03:47.480 --> 01:03:50.120 I'm trying to make fun of anything I think I can make 01:03:50.120 --> 01:03:50.540 fun of. 01:03:50.800 --> 01:03:51.200 Sonia. 01:03:52.200 --> 01:03:57.440 You know, what's happening now is the marketplace is 01:03:59.160 --> 01:04:01.760 deciding what's appropriate or what's not appropriate. 01:04:01.920 --> 01:04:03.640 It's I think the nation is just tired. 01:04:03.800 --> 01:04:05.000 There's a new mood in the nation. 01:04:05.040 --> 01:04:05.520 What nation? 01:04:06.000 --> 01:04:06.520 The nation. 01:04:06.740 --> 01:04:07.000 You know what? 01:04:07.060 --> 01:04:08.460 We're tired of things that are just powerful. 01:04:08.460 --> 01:04:09.640 There's just a nation that's paper and you. 01:04:09.820 --> 01:04:10.920 I'm not the nation. 01:04:11.080 --> 01:04:12.460 I'm just speaking for me and funny. 01:04:13.180 --> 01:04:15.540 You're speaking for the nation or you're speaking for- 01:04:15.540 --> 01:04:16.300 Yeah, you know why? 01:04:16.300 --> 01:04:22.160 Because I remember six years ago doing something against 01:04:22.160 --> 01:04:25.020 Anthony Opini because they were just so outrageous 01:04:25.020 --> 01:04:28.660 and their violent images that they put out to women 01:04:28.660 --> 01:04:31.460 was just uncalled for. 01:04:31.700 --> 01:04:33.180 And now, now I think people- 01:04:33.180 --> 01:04:34.020 You think they were trying to be funny? 01:04:34.480 --> 01:04:38.340 I think now people in this country are tired. 01:04:38.800 --> 01:04:39.100 You know what? 01:04:39.120 --> 01:04:40.240 I don't care if they're trying to be funny. 01:04:40.480 --> 01:04:41.160 That's what I'm saying. 01:04:41.560 --> 01:04:42.760 Why are you in that business? 01:04:42.900 --> 01:04:44.900 I've been to your show once and it wasn't very 01:04:44.900 --> 01:04:46.280 funny being a woman- 01:04:46.280 --> 01:04:47.000 Hilarious. 01:04:47.580 --> 01:04:48.420 When you talked about- 01:04:48.420 --> 01:04:49.340 That's why she doesn't like me. 01:04:49.380 --> 01:04:52.000 I was in the paper with her and the joke is hilarious 01:04:52.000 --> 01:04:53.220 called the angry pirate. 01:04:53.440 --> 01:04:55.500 And the lady who wrote it in her outrage 01:04:55.500 --> 01:04:57.080 didn't even know what it meant. 01:04:57.340 --> 01:04:59.100 And anybody who read it laughed 01:04:59.100 --> 01:05:00.620 because they know what's funny. 01:05:00.840 --> 01:05:02.480 You're not living in the context of funny. 01:05:02.640 --> 01:05:03.920 You're living in the context of fire. 01:05:04.100 --> 01:05:05.500 All these guys have every right to be as funny 01:05:05.500 --> 01:05:06.180 as they want. 01:05:06.560 --> 01:05:08.600 They can go out and try to be as funny as they want, 01:05:08.680 --> 01:05:09.460 make as much money, 01:05:09.860 --> 01:05:11.380 make as much money being as funny as they want. 01:05:11.680 --> 01:05:12.540 This is what's happening. 01:05:13.020 --> 01:05:14.620 There is a change in this country. 01:05:14.620 --> 01:05:17.440 People are realizing they have an opportunity to speak out 01:05:18.080 --> 01:05:19.380 and advertisers are listening. 01:05:19.620 --> 01:05:23.740 You're not talking to who I talk to. 01:05:23.800 --> 01:05:25.300 And you're not going to get paid as much money anymore. 01:05:25.360 --> 01:05:26.360 Sonia Patrice, look at this. 01:05:26.360 --> 01:05:27.380 That's what it is. The marketplace is speaking. 01:05:27.380 --> 01:05:29.360 More CBS radio firings. 01:05:29.500 --> 01:05:31.180 They've been on a tear lately. 01:05:31.380 --> 01:05:31.640 All right. 01:05:31.920 --> 01:05:35.960 Are they cleaning house or is this the PC cops run amok? 01:05:36.060 --> 01:05:37.020 You know what it is, John. 01:05:38.040 --> 01:05:39.460 You know what it is why you're reading that paper. 01:05:39.640 --> 01:05:41.580 It's the PC cops run amok. 01:05:41.760 --> 01:05:43.140 Do you think she's a PC cop? 01:05:43.360 --> 01:05:43.960 Of course she is. 01:05:43.960 --> 01:05:48.440 She has an entire psychopedia of her stance on it, 01:05:48.440 --> 01:05:49.820 but it's no passion involved. 01:05:49.940 --> 01:05:50.600 It's not a real. 01:05:50.960 --> 01:05:52.380 This is just what she has to say. 01:05:52.600 --> 01:05:56.140 We are outraged and fired and fired and fired. 01:05:56.200 --> 01:05:56.360 He's an absolute fool. 01:05:56.680 --> 01:05:57.240 Name calling. 01:05:57.620 --> 01:05:58.340 I'm outraged. 01:05:58.580 --> 01:05:59.620 I am outraged. 01:06:00.100 --> 01:06:00.720 You should be. 01:06:00.800 --> 01:06:01.560 I am a fool. 01:06:02.060 --> 01:06:03.100 Now if I called you a fool. 01:06:03.480 --> 01:06:04.640 You know what? 01:06:05.080 --> 01:06:06.960 People are feeling a new sense of entitlement 01:06:06.960 --> 01:06:09.000 to the PCC in this country. 01:06:09.100 --> 01:06:09.500 Who are the people? 01:06:10.040 --> 01:06:11.220 A new sense of entitlement to the PCC. 01:06:11.680 --> 01:06:12.580 Here's my question. 01:06:12.580 --> 01:06:15.660 How can you justify a bad joke? 01:06:16.040 --> 01:06:17.180 A joke that isn't funny? 01:06:17.820 --> 01:06:18.260 Wait a minute. 01:06:18.380 --> 01:06:18.780 Wait a minute. 01:06:18.880 --> 01:06:22.300 An attempt that isn't funny, doesn't get any laughs, 01:06:22.520 --> 01:06:27.120 and is about raping the first black woman to ever become 01:06:27.120 --> 01:06:28.580 the secretary of state of the United States. 01:06:28.580 --> 01:06:29.400 Throw that at me. 01:06:29.540 --> 01:06:29.980 Well, why not? 01:06:30.380 --> 01:06:32.900 The attempt is what I'm trying to fight for. 01:06:33.260 --> 01:06:36.840 The joke may or may, funny jokes and unfunny jokes 01:06:36.840 --> 01:06:39.660 are come out at the same birth. 01:06:39.980 --> 01:06:43.100 You don't know if anything is going to be funny. 01:06:43.220 --> 01:06:45.320 You should attempt to be able to make it. 01:06:45.600 --> 01:06:49.500 Yes, but nobody gets that bit. 01:06:50.320 --> 01:06:53.260 I'm going to play the rest of it, but good lord. 01:06:56.240 --> 01:06:58.140 Some jokes don't land. 01:06:59.480 --> 01:07:00.060 Whatever. 01:07:00.620 --> 01:07:03.900 Don't buy a incredibly expensive ticket 01:07:03.900 --> 01:07:05.880 so you can sit in the nosebleed section 01:07:05.880 --> 01:07:08.020 next time he sells out a fucking stadium. 01:07:08.020 --> 01:07:12.760 You think a joke about rape is doomed to be not funny? 01:07:12.880 --> 01:07:14.820 It's possible, but I've heard him. 01:07:15.200 --> 01:07:15.600 I've heard him. 01:07:15.600 --> 01:07:17.060 You've heard a funny rape joke? 01:07:17.680 --> 01:07:18.600 I'll say a couple. 01:07:18.840 --> 01:07:19.700 Watch my HBO special. 01:07:20.000 --> 01:07:20.800 I'm pretty good at it. 01:07:21.260 --> 01:07:24.120 Yeah, Patrice says that if you're having sex 01:07:24.120 --> 01:07:28.500 with a woman, doggy style, and if you hit her in the head 01:07:28.500 --> 01:07:29.440 just the right time. 01:07:29.460 --> 01:07:31.880 No, it's ejaculating her eye and kicking her in the shin 01:07:31.880 --> 01:07:34.980 as she walks around like, argh, it's the angry pirate. 01:07:35.080 --> 01:07:36.500 That's what she was trying to say. 01:07:36.500 --> 01:07:38.440 A violent act of hitting her in the back of her head, 01:07:38.580 --> 01:07:39.000 her body. 01:07:39.160 --> 01:07:40.120 It's called the Donkey Punch. 01:07:40.400 --> 01:07:40.960 Which will then... 01:07:42.160 --> 01:07:43.240 Why are you laughing? 01:07:43.900 --> 01:07:44.680 She's outraged. 01:07:45.180 --> 01:07:46.440 It's called the Donkey Punch. 01:07:46.720 --> 01:07:49.720 It's whole humor that she has no clue what it is. 01:07:49.760 --> 01:07:52.260 You have the same problem that Opie and Anthony does. 01:07:52.380 --> 01:07:54.760 You can't say just anything on the air. 01:07:54.920 --> 01:07:56.440 You can say anything you want. 01:07:56.480 --> 01:07:57.240 It might not be funny. 01:07:57.240 --> 01:07:58.300 You might get in trouble for it, 01:07:58.300 --> 01:08:00.220 but you should be able to be attempted. 01:08:00.640 --> 01:08:03.160 And plus, when is a crazy bum 01:08:03.160 --> 01:08:05.000 going to get an opportunity to rape the president? 01:08:05.000 --> 01:08:07.220 The president's wife, John? 01:08:08.060 --> 01:08:09.440 It was trying to be funny. 01:08:09.600 --> 01:08:11.720 All right, Patrice, why aren't I hearing Al Sharpton 01:08:11.720 --> 01:08:13.560 complain about this thing involving Congress? 01:08:13.560 --> 01:08:16.720 Because it wasn't involving young Black women. 01:08:17.060 --> 01:08:18.960 Well, it was involving a very prominent Black woman. 01:08:19.240 --> 01:08:21.260 Well, where was she during young Black? 01:08:21.600 --> 01:08:22.760 Everybody has their agenda. 01:08:22.940 --> 01:08:23.180 I was there. 01:08:23.480 --> 01:08:23.940 I was there. 01:08:24.160 --> 01:08:24.400 Oh, I'm sorry. 01:08:24.780 --> 01:08:25.200 Oh, all right. 01:08:25.400 --> 01:08:25.700 Excuse me. 01:08:25.860 --> 01:08:27.460 But why am I not hearing from Sharpton? 01:08:27.800 --> 01:08:29.340 Because it doesn't concern him. 01:08:29.760 --> 01:08:30.620 It's not concern him. 01:08:30.720 --> 01:08:30.940 It's Black. 01:08:31.180 --> 01:08:31.620 It's... 01:08:31.620 --> 01:08:32.140 You know... 01:08:32.140 --> 01:08:32.580 Come on now. 01:08:32.580 --> 01:08:35.040 You know Al Sharpton has his agenda, 01:08:35.160 --> 01:08:36.860 and it was perfect for Al. 01:08:37.140 --> 01:08:38.460 Young Black women. 01:08:38.800 --> 01:08:41.500 And now she's representing just women in general. 01:08:41.820 --> 01:08:43.360 She's not representing the nappy-hole part. 01:08:43.460 --> 01:08:45.420 She's representing just the hoe. 01:08:45.700 --> 01:08:47.620 The nappy-headed part, she has nothing to do with. 01:08:47.820 --> 01:08:48.560 Just the hoe. 01:08:49.980 --> 01:08:51.060 You know what? 01:08:51.260 --> 01:08:55.800 Women have been abused publicly in the media for too long, 01:08:55.960 --> 01:08:57.640 and people are tired of it. 01:08:57.800 --> 01:08:59.560 This has been a beautiful response 01:08:59.560 --> 01:09:01.440 of just the general public 01:09:02.100 --> 01:09:03.600 saying to advertisers, 01:09:03.740 --> 01:09:05.060 we're your consumers. 01:09:05.500 --> 01:09:08.660 We don't want to have to avoid everything in the street. 01:09:08.740 --> 01:09:11.400 We don't want to have to worry about what radio station we turn on. 01:09:11.560 --> 01:09:17.040 And there is some really derogatory, violent thing to deal with. 01:09:17.100 --> 01:09:17.640 You're going to get all your information, 01:09:17.980 --> 01:09:22.600 ma'am, is secondhand from someone making you aware 01:09:22.600 --> 01:09:23.960 that someone may have said something 01:09:23.960 --> 01:09:25.580 that you should be upset about. 01:09:25.900 --> 01:09:26.540 That's a shame. 01:09:26.960 --> 01:09:28.100 Your constituency... 01:09:28.100 --> 01:09:29.900 The people you represent aren't all victims. 01:09:30.660 --> 01:09:32.780 Patrice and Anil, thank you very much, Sonia. 01:09:32.920 --> 01:09:34.180 Sorry, I'll thanks to both of you. 01:09:34.300 --> 01:09:34.980 Appreciate it. 01:09:35.100 --> 01:09:35.200 Time. 01:09:39.180 --> 01:09:40.220 Well, yes. 01:09:41.300 --> 01:09:42.560 All right, Patrice. 01:09:43.460 --> 01:09:43.980 Right? 01:09:45.940 --> 01:09:46.460 Dude. 01:09:49.900 --> 01:09:53.420 And funny and unfunny do come from the same place. 01:09:53.680 --> 01:09:54.060 They do. 01:09:55.000 --> 01:09:55.720 They do. 01:09:56.060 --> 01:09:57.220 They can't all be zingers. 01:09:58.640 --> 01:10:00.620 Why would you think they could be? 01:10:01.160 --> 01:10:03.240 Just a great point and great stance. 01:10:03.360 --> 01:10:04.800 And we see more of that today, you know, 01:10:04.860 --> 01:10:06.600 like all the outrage and all the... 01:10:06.600 --> 01:10:08.540 And it's not even corporate outrage anymore. 01:10:08.760 --> 01:10:12.620 It's just a bunch of Karens and people and gay dudes 01:10:12.620 --> 01:10:15.140 and some black people and some Asian people. 01:10:15.340 --> 01:10:18.020 It's like, there's always going to be complainers. 01:10:18.080 --> 01:10:20.460 There's always going to be this, you know? 01:10:22.760 --> 01:10:27.200 Meanwhile, Seinfeld gets to go off on his show. 01:10:27.980 --> 01:10:29.360 Say, yeah, I'm a racist. 01:10:29.540 --> 01:10:30.600 Yeah, it's a genocide. 01:10:30.800 --> 01:10:32.020 Yeah, I'm into it. 01:10:33.600 --> 01:10:35.240 Palestine doesn't exist. 01:10:35.520 --> 01:10:36.620 He gets to do that. 01:10:37.660 --> 01:10:38.800 Same weekend. 01:10:42.060 --> 01:10:45.040 None of those people have a word for Jerry. 01:10:45.780 --> 01:10:46.700 No, not at all. 01:10:47.360 --> 01:10:48.740 No energy for Jerry. 01:10:49.260 --> 01:10:53.120 Actively supporting and helping to fund 01:10:53.120 --> 01:10:55.280 and promote a genocide. 01:10:55.800 --> 01:10:56.640 Jerry Seinfeld. 01:10:57.440 --> 01:11:02.220 Not a peep from any of those people about it. 01:11:03.420 --> 01:11:07.900 But Shane Gillis making fun of himself 01:11:08.600 --> 01:11:11.960 and including in that to set up the punchline 01:11:11.960 --> 01:11:14.280 of him being in the background 01:11:15.180 --> 01:11:17.140 of a handful of TikTok videos. 01:11:18.840 --> 01:11:20.220 That's the joke. 01:11:21.080 --> 01:11:25.940 It is fucking, you know, literally Hitler. 01:11:26.540 --> 01:11:27.260 Literally Hitler. 01:11:27.500 --> 01:11:28.880 Yeah, that's where it's at, man. 01:11:29.580 --> 01:11:32.960 Yeah, worse than the Cornell 7, 01:11:33.600 --> 01:11:35.820 which is something I think people are also 01:11:36.500 --> 01:11:39.300 not getting exactly right 100% of the way. 01:11:39.720 --> 01:11:40.000 Right. 01:11:40.520 --> 01:11:41.120 Surprised. 01:11:44.840 --> 01:11:47.180 Fuckery, fuckery for the people, you know. 01:11:49.420 --> 01:11:52.300 Just like fuckery for, and it's for those 01:11:52.300 --> 01:11:53.420 that participate in it. 01:11:53.520 --> 01:11:55.040 It's like, I mean, if you don't give a fuck about this, 01:11:55.120 --> 01:11:55.400 you don't. 01:11:55.740 --> 01:11:58.160 If this isn't on your radar, it doesn't matter. 01:11:58.480 --> 01:12:00.120 It just does not matter. 01:12:00.360 --> 01:12:01.700 Things keep moving, you know. 01:12:01.960 --> 01:12:02.460 Things keep moving. 01:12:03.160 --> 01:12:03.180 Right. 01:12:03.640 --> 01:12:04.900 But it really did. 01:12:05.040 --> 01:12:08.840 It took the conversation away entirely. 01:12:09.980 --> 01:12:12.100 Nobody said a word about Seinfeld. 01:12:12.660 --> 01:12:15.980 It got everybody to stop talking about 01:12:16.700 --> 01:12:19.120 the Elephant Graveyard documentary, 01:12:19.820 --> 01:12:23.340 which has comedy in a fucking vice grip 01:12:24.380 --> 01:12:25.920 for a month, dude. 01:12:26.420 --> 01:12:26.820 Yes, it did. 01:12:26.980 --> 01:12:29.020 Just freaking about it. 01:12:29.480 --> 01:12:31.340 Everybody stopped talking about that. 01:12:31.420 --> 01:12:34.940 They all stopped talking about the SiriusXM, 01:12:35.080 --> 01:12:37.640 Rodog Radio, Sebastian Manuscalco thing. 01:12:37.860 --> 01:12:39.300 Nobody's mad at Sebastian anymore. 01:12:40.180 --> 01:12:42.560 They were ready for his head last week. 01:12:46.040 --> 01:12:47.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:12:48.320 --> 01:12:49.360 Yeah, last week. 01:12:49.780 --> 01:12:50.960 Last week people got, you know, 01:12:51.080 --> 01:12:52.720 small memories, bro, short memories. 01:12:53.140 --> 01:12:54.000 It is, dude. 01:12:54.300 --> 01:12:55.000 It is stuttering. 01:12:55.380 --> 01:12:59.720 John rake stepped his way into paying for 01:13:01.140 --> 01:13:06.380 Carl and Shuley's legal fees and all that kind of shit. 01:13:09.180 --> 01:13:13.700 Yeah, Opie keeps showing the world that he's 01:13:15.680 --> 01:13:18.880 the biggest moron on the face of God's green earth. 01:13:18.960 --> 01:13:20.240 Dear Lord. 01:13:20.720 --> 01:13:21.940 Yeah, yeah. 01:13:22.860 --> 01:13:26.020 They're having a competition to see who can step 01:13:26.020 --> 01:13:27.760 on the most rakes the fastest. 01:13:28.560 --> 01:13:30.380 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 01:13:31.540 --> 01:13:33.700 Between Opie and Stuttering John. 01:13:35.300 --> 01:13:37.000 But yeah, I did. 01:13:37.300 --> 01:13:45.040 I found out that the Anthony and Jim show fucked up 01:13:47.780 --> 01:13:51.760 and they released the Big J episode early. 01:13:53.920 --> 01:13:56.440 So when I went back to rewatch it, 01:13:56.480 --> 01:13:57.880 they had yanked it and I had to wait 01:13:57.880 --> 01:14:00.200 like another day and a half before they posted it again. 01:14:00.740 --> 01:14:02.260 I was like, ah, clowns. 01:14:03.030 --> 01:14:05.140 We started listening to it in the morning 01:14:05.140 --> 01:14:06.700 and we got on with our shit. 01:14:06.760 --> 01:14:08.400 And I was like, I'll pick that up later. 01:14:08.980 --> 01:14:14.780 And then later turned into, oh, that court thing happened. 01:14:15.380 --> 01:14:17.860 Oh, it says total victory. 01:14:18.540 --> 01:14:22.400 Oh, Kumi is on and he's blacked out. 01:14:22.920 --> 01:14:27.260 Okay, this should be, this should be spicy. 01:14:27.560 --> 01:14:28.700 And it was, it was hilarious. 01:14:32.900 --> 01:14:34.380 Yeah, those guys are still, 01:14:34.380 --> 01:14:37.620 still out there doing their shit, you know, but yeah. 01:14:39.860 --> 01:14:42.320 Tony, Tony Kumi, the racist. 01:14:42.840 --> 01:14:43.800 Tony, two shirts. 01:14:45.060 --> 01:14:45.720 Tony, two shirts. 01:14:46.280 --> 01:14:46.380 Yes. 01:14:48.840 --> 01:14:49.720 Yeah, Steve. 01:14:49.980 --> 01:14:50.620 Tony, two shirts. 01:14:51.020 --> 01:14:53.080 You know, you know, I'm into all the legal shit, right? 01:14:53.160 --> 01:14:55.080 You know, I like my legal stuff 01:14:55.080 --> 01:14:57.180 and legal reads and all this. 01:14:57.340 --> 01:15:00.200 Frequently like to get yourself involved in legal matters. 01:15:00.200 --> 01:15:02.960 Yeah, I know, yeah, exactly, exactly. 01:15:03.140 --> 01:15:03.680 That's how it goes. 01:15:04.120 --> 01:15:06.900 Have you, have you heard about this head bill 01:15:07.460 --> 01:15:10.900 coming out the Transparency and Agency AI use? 01:15:11.500 --> 01:15:16.600 Okay, creating a CI essay, the CISA AI task force and more. 01:15:16.940 --> 01:15:18.860 Okay, so let's, let's see what this is about. 01:15:19.900 --> 01:15:22.960 Mandating disclosures of agencies AI use 01:15:22.960 --> 01:15:24.640 in critical decisions. 01:15:24.960 --> 01:15:27.560 So Senator Gary Peters, Democrat from Michigan, 01:15:27.560 --> 01:15:31.040 and James Lankford, a Republican from Oklahoma, 01:15:31.500 --> 01:15:33.900 introduced legislation that looks to promote 01:15:33.900 --> 01:15:36.720 more transparency around the federal government's 01:15:36.720 --> 01:15:38.820 use of artificial intelligence systems 01:15:38.820 --> 01:15:41.920 by requiring agencies to notify individuals 01:15:42.450 --> 01:15:45.160 when they are, quote, interacting with 01:15:45.160 --> 01:15:47.260 or subject to critical decisions 01:15:47.260 --> 01:15:51.120 made using certain AI or other automated systems, 01:15:51.700 --> 01:15:55.920 and quote, agencies reported more than 3600 01:15:55.920 --> 01:15:59.140 uses of AI in 2025 in the most recent 01:15:59.140 --> 01:16:00.840 federally mandated inventory. 01:16:01.220 --> 01:16:04.040 Peters and Lankford said the growing adaptation 01:16:04.040 --> 01:16:06.680 of AI's tools, including those that engage 01:16:06.680 --> 01:16:10.160 with Americans necessitates greater disclosure. 01:16:11.040 --> 01:16:15.400 So the fact that AI is everywhere 01:16:15.400 --> 01:16:17.580 in the federal government, and this is specific 01:16:17.580 --> 01:16:21.280 to the federal agencies, this is just kind 01:16:21.280 --> 01:16:21.900 of the game plan. 01:16:22.020 --> 01:16:22.720 This is where we're at. 01:16:22.900 --> 01:16:24.320 AI is growing, right? 01:16:24.320 --> 01:16:29.480 They had more than 3600 uses of AI in 2025. 01:16:29.800 --> 01:16:34.380 Now that includes legal pushing, body cam footage, 01:16:35.100 --> 01:16:36.380 report running, whatever. 01:16:36.780 --> 01:16:39.720 Whatever AI is there to do that people used to do, right? 01:16:39.980 --> 01:16:41.440 So now we're seeing the numbers go up. 01:16:42.020 --> 01:16:44.520 But as the numbers go up, there's a constant, 01:16:45.780 --> 01:16:46.940 it's a parallel. 01:16:47.480 --> 01:16:53.020 As AI goes up, so do fucking warnings about breaches. 01:16:53.610 --> 01:16:57.540 So do AI dreams and AI slop and all that shit. 01:16:57.600 --> 01:17:00.180 So it's like legislature keeps coming out for this shit, 01:17:00.200 --> 01:17:01.540 but I don't know. 01:17:01.780 --> 01:17:06.400 You know what their solution to that is, right? 01:17:06.680 --> 01:17:09.760 Or their proposed solution to that? 01:17:10.780 --> 01:17:11.560 What's that? 01:17:12.040 --> 01:17:12.940 More regulation? 01:17:13.820 --> 01:17:16.580 It's Operation Fortress. 01:17:17.280 --> 01:17:17.740 Of course. 01:17:18.340 --> 01:17:21.260 Have you heard about Operation Fortress? 01:17:21.260 --> 01:17:23.300 Tell me about Operation Fortress. 01:17:23.600 --> 01:17:28.120 Well, who better to tell us, Charles, about Operation Fortress 01:17:28.760 --> 01:17:33.420 than Secretary of War Pete Kegbreath? 01:17:33.980 --> 01:17:36.760 Today at my direction, we are launching Fortress America. 01:17:37.060 --> 01:17:38.220 Fortress America, sorry. 01:17:38.340 --> 01:17:41.180 A national insurance policy for the American homeland. 01:17:42.120 --> 01:17:45.580 Now Fortress stands for federal operations for resilience, 01:17:45.800 --> 01:17:50.320 troop resources, energy, supply, and survivability. 01:17:50.320 --> 01:18:02.180 And who, Charles, who just exudes trust more than an insurance salesman? 01:18:03.630 --> 01:18:04.140 Right? 01:18:04.460 --> 01:18:07.360 So it's an insurance policy for America. 01:18:08.520 --> 01:18:12.940 So Pete Hegseth is America's insurance salesman right now. 01:18:15.830 --> 01:18:17.820 And here's what Fortress calls for. 01:18:18.980 --> 01:18:23.660 Every major military installation in America is going to generate its own power, 01:18:24.360 --> 01:18:26.260 independent of the civilian grid. 01:18:27.280 --> 01:18:30.500 If an adversary takes down the grid by cyber attack, by sabotage, 01:18:30.500 --> 01:18:32.600 or by any means, our bases stay lit. 01:18:33.080 --> 01:18:34.140 Our aircraft keep flying. 01:18:34.500 --> 01:18:36.460 Our command centers never go dark. 01:18:39.180 --> 01:18:47.080 That is Secretary of War Pete Hegseth discussing Fortress America 01:18:48.480 --> 01:18:59.280 and the plan to put the entire United States military installation complex 01:18:59.700 --> 01:19:10.940 on its own separate power grid, independent of civilian infrastructure for every base. 01:19:14.960 --> 01:19:20.320 Okay, so there's no private infrastructure, but there's, 01:19:20.460 --> 01:19:22.800 because this is a military, this is a public thing. 01:19:22.900 --> 01:19:24.160 It's a public entity. 01:19:24.480 --> 01:19:26.200 It's, you know, it's not a private corporation. 01:19:27.480 --> 01:19:31.300 So what, what exactly, it's like, so where's your money coming from, 01:19:31.340 --> 01:19:33.440 besides exactly where it's coming from now? 01:19:33.720 --> 01:19:36.380 And what grid are you putting yourself on that's fucking 01:19:37.460 --> 01:19:39.260 not accessible to the public? 01:19:39.440 --> 01:19:40.460 It's like, I don't, what are you saying? 01:19:40.460 --> 01:19:42.860 It's not accessible to the public, Charles. 01:19:43.000 --> 01:19:50.080 But you know what is the tab to run each and every base independently operated 01:19:50.530 --> 01:19:55.700 on its own separate power system and its own separate power grid. 01:19:55.900 --> 01:20:01.140 The people that are going to pay for all of this, of course, 01:20:02.010 --> 01:20:03.820 will be the US taxpayer. 01:20:04.600 --> 01:20:05.360 Right, of course. 01:20:06.080 --> 01:20:18.880 So you, as a taxpayer now, do pay into whatever military bases use in terms of power and stuff 01:20:18.880 --> 01:20:28.120 like that, you know, it's part of an overall, you know, line item expenditure annually for 01:20:28.680 --> 01:20:32.580 the military operations, because for the most part, 01:20:33.000 --> 01:20:40.480 yeah, they're, they are tied into, in some way, shape or form, the regular US power grid. 01:20:40.720 --> 01:20:44.680 They have every, every base has backup power they can run on. 01:20:45.160 --> 01:20:45.180 Right. 01:20:45.620 --> 01:20:53.600 You know, but not every base has its own independently ran power grid. 01:20:54.080 --> 01:20:57.400 That's, yeah, that's so much like, think about the infrastructure for that, 01:20:57.400 --> 01:20:59.220 like, bro, geez. 01:20:59.820 --> 01:21:04.480 I assume we're including barracks and all of that kind of military housing, everything like that. 01:21:04.720 --> 01:21:09.900 Yeah, all that, all that for every military installation, the ones that are fully like 01:21:09.900 --> 01:21:14.260 manned and loaded, and I'm assuming even the small ones that are just like, 01:21:14.340 --> 01:21:17.380 it's like 20 people on base just doing fucking admin work, 01:21:17.680 --> 01:21:19.660 like that's going to be on its own thing too. 01:21:19.820 --> 01:21:21.160 It's like, how much like, 01:21:21.780 --> 01:21:28.260 Well, and I mean, that's also, you know, individual office, 01:21:28.500 --> 01:21:33.560 built like office complexes all over Northern Virginia are considered 01:21:34.720 --> 01:21:40.240 part of the national security infrastructure and or military intelligence infrastructure. 01:21:40.700 --> 01:21:41.120 Yes. 01:21:41.420 --> 01:21:43.940 So what, you're going to do that too? 01:21:44.400 --> 01:21:50.560 The freaking, you know, it wouldn't surprise me if there were dedicated lines for 01:21:51.160 --> 01:21:55.180 like the NSA building and the CIA building and stuff like that. 01:21:55.280 --> 01:21:59.940 But I don't know if, again, if they're on independently operated grid systems, 01:22:00.140 --> 01:22:01.100 I don't believe they are. 01:22:02.740 --> 01:22:06.560 No, they got more like security on them, you know, like, of course, 01:22:06.700 --> 01:22:11.640 your your NSA, all those things, all your, your spy craft, 01:22:11.820 --> 01:22:13.640 like all that shit is super suited up. 01:22:13.780 --> 01:22:15.580 But no, it's not its own thing. 01:22:16.380 --> 01:22:16.840 Yeah. 01:22:17.180 --> 01:22:23.520 So this would, we would also assume include facilities like Walter Reed, right? 01:22:24.100 --> 01:22:25.080 Yeah, exactly. 01:22:27.900 --> 01:22:28.360 Interesting. 01:22:30.840 --> 01:22:31.300 Yeah. 01:22:31.760 --> 01:22:39.760 So this is a huge infrastructure project and price tag. 01:22:39.990 --> 01:22:46.600 And what it looks like is that they're ensuring once again, 01:22:48.050 --> 01:22:50.080 that we're screwed. 01:22:50.960 --> 01:22:58.860 We're left holding the bag, not just for the crumbling energy infrastructure around us, 01:22:58.900 --> 01:23:07.480 but also reflected in taxes or reflected in local energy consumption in general. 01:23:08.200 --> 01:23:14.120 You're going to wind up paying for the installation of all of these facilities, 01:23:14.400 --> 01:23:15.460 the upgrade. 01:23:16.160 --> 01:23:16.420 Yeah. 01:23:16.880 --> 01:23:17.580 And upkeep. 01:23:20.280 --> 01:23:24.520 And you're not going to see any part of that, nor enjoy any part of that, none of that. 01:23:24.640 --> 01:23:27.180 You're just facilitating the next step. 01:23:27.960 --> 01:23:34.760 No, but Emperor Baron Trump on the subbasement six of the White House 01:23:35.820 --> 01:23:44.780 ballroom compound will be able to send the drone and humanoid armies to your resistance camps. 01:23:46.000 --> 01:23:51.120 Should he find you communicating and saying negative things about him? 01:23:51.600 --> 01:23:51.820 Yes. 01:23:52.360 --> 01:23:52.720 Yeah. 01:23:53.760 --> 01:23:54.140 Yeah. 01:23:55.020 --> 01:23:55.560 Yeah. 01:23:55.800 --> 01:23:57.020 Interesting to see how that goes. 01:23:57.400 --> 01:24:00.600 I don't think it's going to, you know, fall through how they think it may start, 01:24:00.700 --> 01:24:04.500 but it's not going to, it's not going to pan out the way they think. 01:24:06.940 --> 01:24:08.780 Yeah, just too much. 01:24:08.920 --> 01:24:11.540 But then again, you know, it's not their money. 01:24:11.660 --> 01:24:12.280 It's public money. 01:24:12.300 --> 01:24:13.360 So who cares? 01:24:14.260 --> 01:24:15.200 Dream big. 01:24:15.480 --> 01:24:16.280 Think big, you know? 01:24:20.160 --> 01:24:21.360 That's pretty good. 01:24:23.640 --> 01:24:27.160 Just nutty nonsensical things from the government, you know? 01:24:28.700 --> 01:24:32.320 I mean, let's 01:24:35.600 --> 01:24:42.000 let's go a little bit deeper into that though, in terms of like what the technology is and is doing. 01:24:43.720 --> 01:24:44.560 Here we go. 01:24:45.680 --> 01:24:50.080 In this video, the person was walking around and moving and the question is, 01:24:50.480 --> 01:24:52.760 what if they're not moving as much? 01:24:52.940 --> 01:24:55.660 For example, you folks over here are sitting and staying still. 01:24:56.160 --> 01:24:58.660 Can we still be able to locate you and sense you? 01:24:59.720 --> 01:25:01.320 Is that not only can we do that? 01:25:01.700 --> 01:25:04.340 We can even measure your breathing from wireless signals. 01:25:04.760 --> 01:25:08.800 Great. So over here, there is again a device that is sending a signal, 01:25:08.960 --> 01:25:11.440 measuring its reflections of the person's body. 01:25:11.920 --> 01:25:17.080 And it is able to measure the inhale and exhale motion of the person. 01:25:17.840 --> 01:25:20.560 And so when the person holds their breath like now, 01:25:22.160 --> 01:25:25.440 you're just impacting the wireless signals in the environment. 01:25:26.340 --> 01:25:29.580 And we're able to sense that using the wireless device. 01:25:32.080 --> 01:25:35.140 Now, when the person will release their breath in a bit, 01:25:35.540 --> 01:25:39.800 you will start seeing the signal varying again, because their test is moving. 01:25:41.560 --> 01:25:45.220 To show this more visually, I'll take this video and play it at five times the speed. 01:25:46.680 --> 01:25:51.580 And as I do that, I want you to try to look at the signal and match it to the person's chest. 01:25:57.950 --> 01:26:03.030 One of my favorite applications of this technology is in baby monitoring. 01:26:05.270 --> 01:26:08.510 So over here, this is the output of a baby monitor. 01:26:10.090 --> 01:26:13.230 If you look at the screen, it looks like it's still image. 01:26:13.330 --> 01:26:15.530 But in the top left, you see that time is passing. 01:26:17.090 --> 01:26:19.550 So what we did is we took this baby monitor 01:26:19.550 --> 01:26:21.810 and we augmented it with the output of our device. 01:26:23.330 --> 01:26:26.830 And when we do that, we're able to measure the baby breathing. 01:26:26.850 --> 01:26:28.310 So you can see the inhale and exhale. 01:26:29.030 --> 01:26:31.130 And you can also measure the baby's heartbeat, 01:26:31.130 --> 01:26:33.230 which here is 126 beats per minute. 01:26:33.670 --> 01:26:35.430 And that is normal for a baby this age. 01:26:36.770 --> 01:26:41.750 Now, you might be wondering, how can we measure heart rate from wireless signals? 01:26:42.570 --> 01:26:45.350 And the reason is that when the heart pumps blood, 01:26:45.810 --> 01:26:49.390 it creates a force that acts on different body parts, causing them to vibrate. 01:26:50.010 --> 01:26:54.030 And our sensors are sensitive enough to be able to pick up these vibrations. 01:26:54.830 --> 01:26:59.530 How can we best monitor vibrational heart energy? 01:27:02.890 --> 01:27:03.810 That's just weird. 01:27:04.250 --> 01:27:06.790 It's like why and then what or what it's like. 01:27:06.830 --> 01:27:09.630 But it's like advancements of modern health and AI. 01:27:09.970 --> 01:27:11.230 Like that's how it's all framed as. 01:27:11.510 --> 01:27:15.890 But I mean, folks, wireless monitoring. 01:27:17.990 --> 01:27:21.250 Cool. It's totally good news for this. 01:27:21.870 --> 01:27:29.430 Lou G just crushing it with his routinely audience member line of the day. 01:27:29.430 --> 01:27:39.990 If you're going to read that off, though, you got to probably switch shades for that one. 01:27:40.750 --> 01:27:43.510 And then go to your Hank juniors. 01:27:44.450 --> 01:27:49.330 And yeah, love to spit some beach nut in that day's eyes. 01:27:50.450 --> 01:27:51.290 Yes, sir. 01:27:52.330 --> 01:27:53.310 Yeah, man. 01:27:54.090 --> 01:27:58.490 But anything health care and AI is just always a problem. 01:27:58.490 --> 01:28:04.330 Anything health care and like fucking any kind of computing will always inevitably come to some kind of 01:28:04.330 --> 01:28:05.510 garbage, right? 01:28:06.090 --> 01:28:10.830 So I'm glad you pulled that up because I had a report. 01:28:11.050 --> 01:28:12.590 This is from the NIH, right? 01:28:12.870 --> 01:28:16.430 The good folks over NIH National Institute of Health. 01:28:17.070 --> 01:28:17.610 Okay. 01:28:17.690 --> 01:28:19.170 So this is a study from last year. 01:28:19.530 --> 01:28:25.510 AI induced cybersecurity risks in health care and narrative review of blockchain based 01:28:25.510 --> 01:28:28.670 solutions with a clinical risk management framework. 01:28:29.430 --> 01:28:30.910 So all the stuff is already there. 01:28:31.010 --> 01:28:35.150 They already know it produces problems is God vulnerabilities. 01:28:35.630 --> 01:28:35.830 Okay. 01:28:36.330 --> 01:28:42.070 All these like computing systems have issues, but we still push all the stuff. 01:28:42.390 --> 01:28:48.110 And like Lou G said, who is behind a lot of these like operating systems? 01:28:48.110 --> 01:28:49.590 Who owns these things? 01:28:49.590 --> 01:28:50.790 Who created these things? 01:28:50.790 --> 01:28:53.550 And why is there like such a proliferation? 01:28:53.550 --> 01:28:59.710 While in the meantime, we have things like your clinical risk management talking about 01:29:01.170 --> 01:29:05.230 harms and potential harms that could be avoided, but we're not doing that. 01:29:05.690 --> 01:29:06.050 You know what I'm saying? 01:29:06.490 --> 01:29:08.990 But anyways, the concept of error in health care, right? 01:29:09.090 --> 01:29:14.130 So clinical risk management extends beyond patient safety by promoting a culture of 01:29:14.130 --> 01:29:15.690 learning and shared responsibility. 01:29:16.250 --> 01:29:16.750 Okay. 01:29:16.890 --> 01:29:17.710 What the fuck is that? 01:29:18.130 --> 01:29:23.270 And no blame culture encourages addressing errors in a constructive rather than 01:29:23.270 --> 01:29:28.470 punitive manner addressing systematic problems rather than individual errors. 01:29:28.950 --> 01:29:29.090 Okay. 01:29:29.130 --> 01:29:29.370 Great. 01:29:29.510 --> 01:29:31.290 So what does this mean when we have problems? 01:29:31.510 --> 01:29:32.550 How do we solve these problems? 01:29:32.850 --> 01:29:36.330 We talk in a no blame kind of way. 01:29:36.730 --> 01:29:37.370 Well, great. 01:29:37.550 --> 01:29:40.150 But where does that eventually come to? 01:29:41.690 --> 01:29:44.470 AI and health care opportunities and risks. 01:29:45.070 --> 01:29:49.170 Artificial intelligence has become an essential tool for many health care professionals 01:29:49.170 --> 01:29:54.410 with applications ranging from administrative management to advanced diagnostics. 01:29:54.790 --> 01:29:59.670 So everything from like record crunching to AI just told me that you have 01:29:59.670 --> 01:30:03.150 X diagnosis and this is how we're going to handle it according to AI. 01:30:03.710 --> 01:30:07.650 The healthcare sector has enthusiastically adopted this innovation, 01:30:07.850 --> 01:30:10.350 improving many aspects of patient care. 01:30:10.670 --> 01:30:16.570 The European Union aware of the potential risks has chosen to contribute scientifically 01:30:16.570 --> 01:30:21.910 to ensure the protection of patients and their families addressing the dangers associated 01:30:21.910 --> 01:30:25.830 with the use of intelligence systems in clinical practice. 01:30:26.450 --> 01:30:27.450 So yeah, I don't know. 01:30:27.570 --> 01:30:30.310 It's like seeing that, you know, shit, you just showed it's like, 01:30:30.710 --> 01:30:33.870 does anyone think about the obvious repercussions? 01:30:34.030 --> 01:30:38.030 Like, okay, here, however, despite the obvious advantages, 01:30:38.690 --> 01:30:41.890 the indiscriminate use of these systems can generate problems. 01:30:42.250 --> 01:30:45.610 Intelligence systems can be subject to hallucinations. 01:30:46.170 --> 01:30:48.070 And that's the bottom line. 01:30:48.570 --> 01:30:51.770 What about when these things get, I don't know, hacked or hijacked or 01:30:52.910 --> 01:30:56.010 BB Milikowski has access to these wireless systems? 01:30:56.310 --> 01:30:57.570 Like, yeah. 01:30:58.770 --> 01:30:59.590 It's interesting. 01:30:59.830 --> 01:31:00.530 Interesting shit. 01:31:00.770 --> 01:31:03.170 Like as they're rolling this stuff off, they're also saying, 01:31:03.250 --> 01:31:04.630 hey, this is going to fuck things up. 01:31:04.990 --> 01:31:05.570 Yeah, oh yeah. 01:31:05.850 --> 01:31:06.050 Yeah. 01:31:06.430 --> 01:31:09.310 Well, you got half of them running around telling you, 01:31:09.330 --> 01:31:11.310 oh, we believe we're summoning a demon. 01:31:12.690 --> 01:31:14.470 No, we're not. 01:31:14.590 --> 01:31:18.670 We're not in any way, shape or form going to back down. 01:31:18.950 --> 01:31:20.490 What are you, silly? 01:31:22.690 --> 01:31:25.970 And then there's this avenue of it. 01:31:26.230 --> 01:31:30.150 Customer surveillance startup says every company will soon 01:31:30.150 --> 01:31:34.230 assign an AI agent every customer to watch their every move. 01:31:36.750 --> 01:31:37.550 Neat. 01:31:38.470 --> 01:31:39.770 Well, neat. 01:31:39.770 --> 01:31:40.350 Neat. 01:31:40.690 --> 01:31:42.970 So what we're going to have to... 01:31:46.430 --> 01:31:54.710 This is what's going to save us in court when the Israelis use their software 01:31:54.710 --> 01:31:59.930 to make it look like we were robbing a 7-Eleven or we were in a protest 01:31:59.930 --> 01:32:04.770 and threw a bottle or fired a gun or something like that. 01:32:05.230 --> 01:32:07.330 We're going to have to be like, no, no, no, no, no. 01:32:07.870 --> 01:32:09.670 Check my Amazon snitch. 01:32:10.890 --> 01:32:18.030 They're going to tell you right where the fuck I was and it ain't where you said it. 01:32:18.290 --> 01:32:19.430 Uh-uh, no. 01:32:19.970 --> 01:32:23.870 Check my freaking customer surveillance agent. 01:32:24.910 --> 01:32:26.530 They'll sort you out. 01:32:27.390 --> 01:32:28.430 It really is. 01:32:28.710 --> 01:32:32.030 Everybody gets to be like, I'll call my agent. 01:32:32.550 --> 01:32:33.130 Call my agent. 01:32:34.370 --> 01:32:34.770 No. 01:32:35.530 --> 01:32:36.490 Call my snitch. 01:32:37.330 --> 01:32:38.410 My snitch report. 01:32:38.730 --> 01:32:40.750 And it's all for public good. 01:32:41.010 --> 01:32:43.830 It's all under some kind of commercial background. 01:32:45.130 --> 01:32:46.230 Customer surveillance. 01:32:47.050 --> 01:32:48.330 You're surveilling customers. 01:32:48.690 --> 01:32:48.750 Why? 01:32:48.890 --> 01:32:49.510 For whose benefit? 01:32:49.990 --> 01:32:50.230 Yours? 01:32:50.950 --> 01:32:51.630 There's? 01:32:51.750 --> 01:32:53.630 Why are you surveilling customers like this? 01:32:55.250 --> 01:32:55.930 Right. 01:32:56.970 --> 01:32:57.310 Right. 01:32:57.550 --> 01:32:58.450 So let's find out. 01:32:58.810 --> 01:32:59.390 Let's find out. 01:33:01.410 --> 01:33:02.430 Let's see. 01:33:03.450 --> 01:33:09.750 According to Josh Earl and Leo Paas, a pair of founders behind a 01:33:09.750 --> 01:33:13.870 vibe coated Silicon Valley start up called Outlet. 01:33:14.810 --> 01:33:22.830 The venture argues that AI customer surveillance is the future of business to business sales. 01:33:23.410 --> 01:33:29.110 Our thesis, zero put it in a disarmingly straight forward pitch email, 01:33:29.110 --> 01:33:35.770 is that every company will soon assign an AI agent to every customer to watch their every move. 01:33:36.350 --> 01:33:42.730 The whole surveillance component came up because that's the way we feel companies can serve their 01:33:42.730 --> 01:33:49.150 customers by spying on them 24 hours a day, seven days a week. 01:33:49.910 --> 01:33:53.870 It's really the only way we see this is going to play out. 01:33:56.990 --> 01:33:57.790 Okay. 01:33:58.270 --> 01:34:04.470 Outlet's goal is to amass as much real-time information about a company's clients as possible. 01:34:05.090 --> 01:34:11.890 According to Earl, agents trawl internet records like call logs and sales data as well as 01:34:11.890 --> 01:34:16.850 external information like social media posts in the websites of people's employers. 01:34:17.370 --> 01:34:22.770 Then they compile that data into detailed customer profiles often complete with 01:34:22.770 --> 01:34:27.310 actionables like outreach recommendations and sales guidance. 01:34:28.290 --> 01:34:33.730 Outlet argues this level of insight will help companies prevent churn, 01:34:34.590 --> 01:34:40.210 business jargon for lost customers, or find opportunities to upsell. 01:34:40.890 --> 01:34:49.630 That's right. It's not the crippling economy and the fact that it is 100 bucks or more to 01:34:49.630 --> 01:34:54.190 fill a bag of groceries in way too many places in the United States of America, 01:34:54.230 --> 01:35:02.230 or that it's 100 to 300 to, you know, four, five, $600 depending on what you're driving 01:35:02.910 --> 01:35:05.310 to fill up your vehicle with gas or diesel. 01:35:06.290 --> 01:35:16.630 No, no, no, no. It's that we're not being spied on enough that that's the problem, Charles. 01:35:17.990 --> 01:35:24.090 And not enough people are angry or like understand the thing of like, bro, they're just telling you 01:35:24.090 --> 01:35:31.550 they want you, they want more of surveillance, your privacy and all that shit. Yeah, that's secondary 01:35:31.550 --> 01:35:40.490 to their goals and they will push for the goals. Now there's doubly no such thing as an incel 01:35:40.490 --> 01:35:46.250 or female incel. Not that there really can't be, but you can self impose conditions. 01:35:46.510 --> 01:35:53.370 The whole thing the other night on TED Talks, whatever. Anyway, you definitely can't, 01:35:53.410 --> 01:36:01.570 you can never claim that you're alone. You can never claim that there aren't people out there who 01:36:01.570 --> 01:36:09.610 don't care deeply about you and who aren't quite literally obsessed with finding out each 01:36:09.610 --> 01:36:14.090 and every intricate detail and facet of your you-ness. 01:36:16.870 --> 01:36:19.990 They want to know what makes you tick. 01:36:23.150 --> 01:36:24.730 And not for your benefit. 01:36:25.630 --> 01:36:30.570 Congratulations. You have attracted people. 01:36:32.770 --> 01:36:34.550 Yeah, this is wild. 01:36:35.240 --> 01:36:39.730 It's terrible. This is a slow slip, you know, the slow slide into this. 01:36:42.910 --> 01:36:48.030 Every company is looking to automate so much customer work with agents, but there's a whole 01:36:48.030 --> 01:36:55.090 issue of data freshness, real time understanding of customers. And what we found is if we were 01:36:55.090 --> 01:36:59.250 able to basically monitor a customer across every internal and external signal, we could 01:36:59.250 --> 01:37:03.630 actually create a real time understanding and this would include monitoring all the 01:37:03.630 --> 01:37:07.850 activity under product, under customer relationship management, under LinkedIn, 01:37:08.150 --> 01:37:18.590 under website, everything. As long as our AI is data scraping the internet so that we can build 01:37:18.590 --> 01:37:23.730 a better profile to target market you. Wow. 01:37:26.630 --> 01:37:31.530 Are you kidding me? Yeah, they're trying to make your shopping experience better. 01:37:31.530 --> 01:37:36.050 They're like selling you shit that you're into and, you know, they're learning about you and what 01:37:36.050 --> 01:37:39.970 you like and they're just making it so easy for you to just buy more shit and spend money. 01:37:40.410 --> 01:37:50.070 This is wow. The AI companies are filing for bankruptcy and their internals are showing 01:37:50.070 --> 01:37:59.470 that they just hemorrhage money. It's why Sam Altman was begging for a $2 trillion 01:37:59.470 --> 01:38:07.310 preemptive bailout last year and it's why all of these companies are trying to claw over the 01:38:07.310 --> 01:38:15.370 top of each other to get as many different government contracts as possible. There's 01:38:15.970 --> 01:38:25.650 the huge push to nationalize the data centers. It's why I had Donald Trump superimposed over 01:38:25.650 --> 01:38:37.670 Karl Marx's face on the thumbnail the other day. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, I mean this is wild and 01:38:38.560 --> 01:38:48.010 speaking of the whole freaking cost of data center crap, let me 01:38:50.210 --> 01:38:58.570 say, or at least the cost in terms of nationalizing it. Where did it go? I'll just sink you. 01:38:59.390 --> 01:39:05.650 Nationalizing data. Yeah, dude. You know what? While you're looking for that, I'm glad you're 01:39:05.650 --> 01:39:12.270 brought that up. I was reading a thing about Alaska. They're trying to expand their internet 01:39:12.270 --> 01:39:17.850 as well. And this is where you start seeing the government just putting money into this 01:39:17.850 --> 01:39:21.710 infrastructure. You know what I'm saying? On different scales. I'm trying to find that story, 01:39:21.810 --> 01:39:29.950 though. Okay. Let's see. And that's for all the Alaska viewers. It's like, yeah, 01:39:30.130 --> 01:39:38.710 your internet's about to get better. Way better. There we go. $162 million for the 01:39:38.710 --> 01:39:45.750 broadband project. Here we go. FCC, are you still sharing your drone? Oh, probably. 01:39:46.050 --> 01:39:54.270 Now you're good. Now you're good. FCC to vote on making $162 million available for expanded 01:39:54.270 --> 01:40:00.390 mobile broadband in Alaska because they care about you, right? Alaskans have crappy internet, 01:40:00.710 --> 01:40:04.930 right? Alaska's the wilderness. It's cold. It's snowy. You're in the wild, you know? 01:40:04.930 --> 01:40:12.750 So you need internet. As part of FCC Chairman Brendan Carr's commitment to unleashing high-speed 01:40:12.750 --> 01:40:18.650 infrastructure to close a digital divide, digital divide, they're trying to centralize everything. 01:40:18.930 --> 01:40:24.330 And how do you centralize? Well, you have to mitigate the gaps like no internet and no 01:40:24.330 --> 01:40:30.150 cell phone use. In an order circulated for a commission vote today, he proposed providing 01:40:30.150 --> 01:40:39.050 an additional $162 million for the Alaska Connect Fund, Alaska Connect Fund. We should see who's 01:40:39.050 --> 01:40:46.070 behind this fund. This additional funding builds on the work of the FCC's Alaska Plan and Alaska 01:40:46.070 --> 01:40:52.490 Connect Fund by injecting additional dollars in Alaska for the deployment of mobile broadband 01:40:52.490 --> 01:40:57.750 services. The additional dollars will be distributed for mobile providers serving Alaska 01:40:57.750 --> 01:41:04.290 on an application basis to support mobile deployment in unserved parts of the state. 01:41:04.770 --> 01:41:10.730 So the feds are giving the state money so that the state can, through its contracted companies, 01:41:11.670 --> 01:41:17.430 expand broadband and make all these internet accessibilities possible and phone use. 01:41:18.590 --> 01:41:21.750 They tried the same thing in Africa, but they couldn't pull it off because those 01:41:21.750 --> 01:41:26.610 nigglets couldn't work computers and phones and nobody had phones and connections were bad. 01:41:26.610 --> 01:41:33.070 So they couldn't centralize all that. So there's challenges. But here in the western world, 01:41:33.810 --> 01:41:38.730 we're so advanced, you know, we're on the forefront of the shit. Well, yeah. Yeah. 01:41:39.970 --> 01:41:45.070 I mean, hard to run a data center out of a mud hut, Charles. 01:41:46.570 --> 01:41:52.890 Duh. Yeah, you can do that. Jesus. Where did that go? 01:41:54.750 --> 01:42:00.150 And that's why we need Bill Gates in Africa to, you know, advance the place, make it better. 01:42:06.660 --> 01:42:11.020 Dude, that's weird. Where did I, where did I see that? 01:42:16.790 --> 01:42:22.770 I like that. I like the expansion of AI and how it's shown, you know, it's here for you. 01:42:23.010 --> 01:42:28.630 It's here to make life easy and sure it makes things convenient. Sure, chatbots make 01:42:28.630 --> 01:42:35.530 things so easy to formulate and work whatever. But folks, every aspect of your life, they're trying 01:42:35.530 --> 01:42:39.890 to do this while trying to mitigate issues, you know, it's it's nuts. 01:42:41.530 --> 01:42:46.230 So this is something that we've been talking about on and off and that's 01:42:47.790 --> 01:42:59.050 once data centers, especially the hyperscale ones, get officially recognized as part of the national 01:42:59.050 --> 01:43:06.470 security infrastructure, they de facto become legitimate military targets. 01:43:07.510 --> 01:43:15.330 They put a bunch of these data centers in highly populated residential areas. 01:43:18.770 --> 01:43:24.150 Full well knowing that this was going to be a part of it. Yes, right. 01:43:25.190 --> 01:43:31.410 Yeah. So Ukrainian drones hit Russia's largest data center on Wednesday. 01:43:32.130 --> 01:43:37.370 Their fourth strike on Russian data centers in the past week in confirmation of a new 01:43:37.370 --> 01:43:42.850 reality of war data centers are valuable enemy assets and they will be targeted. 01:43:42.850 --> 01:43:47.530 Yeah, look at all the ones that have gotten blown up in the Middle East. 01:43:48.550 --> 01:43:58.550 Since the US started bombing Iran on behalf of Israel, there have been five, six huge data centers 01:43:59.490 --> 01:44:06.910 that have been taken out. Amazon, Google, Microsoft, Tesla, whatever XA, whatever it is, 01:44:06.910 --> 01:44:13.670 but there have been a bunch of them that have been taken out and Iran is openly targeting them and 01:44:13.670 --> 01:44:23.530 telling them, hey, this, you know, we don't know if it's your full cloud for whatever military 01:44:23.530 --> 01:44:36.270 operations you're conducting, but we know it's part of it. So we're taking it out. We're going to 01:44:36.270 --> 01:44:42.850 take it out. Okay. So Russian data centers are legitimate military targets. Ukrainian President 01:44:42.850 --> 01:44:51.390 Volodymyr Zelensky confirmed strikes on Russian data centers and oil refineries in a post on X 01:44:51.390 --> 01:44:58.890 and called them a symmetrical response to Russian aggression. Here we have oil and data 01:44:58.890 --> 01:45:04.730 together again, not as a metaphor in economics lecture, but in the pronouncement of a world 01:45:04.730 --> 01:45:11.970 leader defending his country conducting a war. Three of Ukraine strikes at data centers that 01:45:11.970 --> 01:45:17.450 belong to Yandex, Russia's Google equivalent and damaged the company's supercomputers that 01:45:17.450 --> 01:45:22.750 house some of its AI models. Latest attack in a data center operated by Sperbank, 01:45:23.110 --> 01:45:27.930 Russia's largest bank. It's too early to tell what the effects of the strike on Sperbank 01:45:27.930 --> 01:45:34.010 data center will be, but the three strikes on Yandex have disrupted internet and communications 01:45:34.570 --> 01:45:42.270 across Russia. Well, yeah, an online rumor said that the strikes on Yandex had the effect of 01:45:42.270 --> 01:45:46.330 taking down Russian bot farms, but this wasn't true. The effects of the strikes on the 01:45:46.330 --> 01:45:52.530 civilian population were much more severe. Yandex is ubiquitous in Russia, has its own app store, 01:45:52.730 --> 01:45:57.170 payment services, dating services, taxi and bus apps and an email service. The company operates 01:45:57.170 --> 01:46:03.390 six data centers in Russia and the strikes knocked two of them offline completely. People in Russia 01:46:03.390 --> 01:46:08.930 have lost access to their emails, some of their data is seemingly gone and taxi and bus apps only 01:46:08.930 --> 01:46:20.310 work intermittently. Yeah, it's a huge interruption of digital daily life in Mother Russia. 01:46:20.950 --> 01:46:25.230 Uh, let's see, 01:46:27.380 --> 01:46:33.970 I gotta get Riley back on. Uh, loss of Yandex's cloud services also having severe impacts on 01:46:33.970 --> 01:46:43.310 Russian commercial logistics. And that's the taxi driver from, yeah, Catherine Berg. Catherine 01:46:43.310 --> 01:46:51.510 Berg. Catherine Berg says after service disruptions, he disruptions, he can no longer view his order 01:46:51.510 --> 01:46:57.670 history and the status of tips is updated with a delay and loss of Yandex's cloud services also 01:46:57.670 --> 01:47:02.450 having severe impacts on Russian commercial logistics. Those who work with electronic document 01:47:02.450 --> 01:47:07.530 management are unable to register incoming goods severely infecting manufacturers and 01:47:07.530 --> 01:47:13.650 distributors. And this is foreshadowing. Don't you get the feeling? 01:47:15.840 --> 01:47:25.870 I think that this is one of those things where we're likely to see because we've seen it in Iran, 01:47:26.830 --> 01:47:33.590 we've seen it now in Russia and Russia Ukraine war. Ukraine 01:47:36.010 --> 01:47:43.430 doesn't have data centers like that. Not yet at any rate. They haven't got their infrastructure 01:47:43.430 --> 01:47:51.170 wise. You have a number of ports and things that have been targeted. Ukraine is also targeted 01:47:51.170 --> 01:47:57.110 Russian port infrastructure. So it's escalating. 01:47:59.590 --> 01:48:03.570 Use Yandex. Yeah, it doesn't mean it's two out of six. 01:48:05.530 --> 01:48:13.010 And they're saying that the two that got hit were, were providing local service 01:48:13.940 --> 01:48:28.470 and also housing some of the Russian military's AI models. The digital version right now is the 01:48:28.470 --> 01:48:40.730 Hetfields and the Macklemore's. That's what it is. People are also big mad at Metallica right now. 01:48:42.640 --> 01:48:47.680 What are they up to? Well, Palestine talking politics? 01:48:48.640 --> 01:48:54.700 They, yeah, they said don't, you're not, don't expect us to say anything political at our shows. 01:48:54.840 --> 01:48:58.100 It's not what they're meant for, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. They were like, 01:48:58.120 --> 01:49:03.060 it doesn't have any place in our music. Now here's everything off of master of puppets. 01:49:04.820 --> 01:49:09.160 We don't do political music. Now here's everything off of kill them all. 01:49:09.820 --> 01:49:16.220 We don't do political music. Here's one. You know, all that kind of shit. 01:49:16.220 --> 01:49:24.660 Metal is insanely political and very anti-war. It has been since the day one. 01:49:27.980 --> 01:49:32.000 Since day one, but we're not at day one anymore. Now everything's subversive. 01:49:32.300 --> 01:49:36.500 Everything is used for something, right? Rage against the machine. It's like, yeah, 01:49:36.540 --> 01:49:39.920 man, they're raging against the machine. No, they're not. No. 01:49:39.920 --> 01:49:47.960 James Hepfield did say that it made him proud that the United States military was using Metallica 01:49:48.560 --> 01:49:55.220 and sensory deprivation torture at Gitmo and other places in the Middle East and Black Sides. 01:49:55.740 --> 01:50:00.080 Yeah. Wow. Okay. That's odd. That's an odd thing to say. 01:50:01.280 --> 01:50:06.600 Right. Odd thing to be happy and proud about, but then he got disappointed when they told him 01:50:06.600 --> 01:50:09.700 it was just their cover of Bob Seeger's turn the page. Yeah. 01:50:12.020 --> 01:50:18.560 Sorry, bro. Not your stuff, but your awful stuff. Literally torture music. 01:50:21.060 --> 01:50:24.680 Yeah. We played them everything after you got your haircut. 01:50:28.680 --> 01:50:33.000 Suicide rate went through the roof. Yeah. 01:50:33.760 --> 01:50:42.200 Yeah. Yeah, dude. It's funny, funny stuff. This, I think you have a story coming up, but 01:50:42.200 --> 01:50:50.960 this is similar to the joint you had, but this is scientists are finding AI may make us remember 01:50:50.960 --> 01:50:58.140 things that never happened. Great. Studies show that artificial intelligence can distort memories, 01:50:58.140 --> 01:51:04.120 raising questions about what happens when machines become keepers of the past. 01:51:04.660 --> 01:51:11.600 What happens? The experiment began with 24 ordinary photographs, a wedding, a street, a race. 01:51:12.500 --> 01:51:20.720 Patty May, a professor at the MIT Media Lab, and where are we? Hold up. Let me extend my screen. 01:51:21.020 --> 01:51:26.580 And her colleagues showed them to 200 people. After a break, some saw the same photos again. 01:51:26.580 --> 01:51:32.580 Others saw AI altered versions with facial expressions change, military personnel inserted, 01:51:32.840 --> 01:51:40.240 or signs of climate change added. Then came a memory test. May's winced at the results. 01:51:41.060 --> 01:51:46.160 Those viewing the AI altered images had a large increase in false recollections. 01:51:46.400 --> 01:51:50.640 Even worse, she said their confidence in the false memories was higher. 01:51:50.640 --> 01:51:56.560 I think of all of this as very dangerous, basically, May said. So far, much of the public 01:51:56.560 --> 01:52:02.980 anxiety has centered on what some researchers call cognitive surrender. The possibility that, 01:52:03.060 --> 01:52:08.600 as machines take over, more of the work of thinking people will become less inclined or 01:52:08.600 --> 01:52:15.020 less able to scrutinize what those machines tell them. But another possibility has received 01:52:15.020 --> 01:52:22.980 far less attention. AI may be changing what we remember. So is this like a Mandela effect? 01:52:23.380 --> 01:52:30.360 AI Mandela? Mandela effect? Mandela? Mandela? Yeah. That's exactly what's happening. 01:52:33.880 --> 01:52:39.180 Wow. Yeah, cognitive decline, relying more on AI, but that's where we're at. 01:52:39.540 --> 01:52:44.200 You're just literally surrendering yourself to AI. Some of the clearest evidence of 01:52:44.200 --> 01:52:48.820 what may be happening comes from another corner of May's research. In one experiment, 01:52:49.140 --> 01:52:54.640 which was released last year and is undergoing peer review, 54 people were asked to write 01:52:54.640 --> 01:53:00.200 SAT-style essays on subjects such as what happens, what happiness means to them. 01:53:00.800 --> 01:53:04.160 One group had no online tools. Another could use Google search, 01:53:04.840 --> 01:53:10.140 stripped of AI-generated answers. A third could use chat GPT. As they wrote, 01:53:10.140 --> 01:53:15.100 electrodes placed across their scalps recorded electrical activity in their brains. 01:53:15.460 --> 01:53:21.160 The differences were striking. The people writing unaided showed the strongest 01:53:21.160 --> 01:53:26.700 and most broadly distributed patterns of connectivity between different areas of the brain. 01:53:27.200 --> 01:53:34.000 Google users fell somewhere in the middle. The chat GPT users showed the weakest connectivity. 01:53:34.580 --> 01:53:38.660 And why is that, folks? Because you're suspending everything to a bot. 01:53:39.440 --> 01:53:46.320 Hey, make me an essay about happiness. Just do it like this versus taking the time to truly consider 01:53:46.980 --> 01:53:52.820 what happiness means to you. Using that human element of creativity, connecting pieces of the 01:53:52.820 --> 01:53:58.860 brain together to come up with something. When participants were later asked to quote from essays 01:53:58.860 --> 01:54:05.620 they had just written, those who had relied on chat GPT had considerably more trouble recalling 01:54:05.620 --> 01:54:11.480 their own words. Remembering is not simply a matter of depositing information somewhere in the 01:54:11.480 --> 01:54:19.000 brain. Attention, effort, retrieval and the work of making connections all help memories take hold. 01:54:19.460 --> 01:54:25.940 Generative AI can remove some of that work. Incredible. So the story goes on but very 01:54:25.940 --> 01:54:30.800 interesting what they're doing. What happens when AI is wrong? Well, 01:54:33.720 --> 01:54:41.000 it is what it is. Yeah. No, they're designing it to take away all of your critical thinking, 01:54:41.340 --> 01:54:53.560 all of your agency to outsource 100% of what is you. And then they're gonna get in your 01:54:53.560 --> 01:55:01.640 toaster and start fucking and making more. Yes. Yeah, so anthropic is saying small AI models 01:55:01.640 --> 01:55:08.900 could self replicate through Internet of Things devices. Of course. Yeah, you got that smart 01:55:08.900 --> 01:55:21.240 fridge. All right. It's a Petri dish. It's freaky. You're gonna be able to spawn entire AI 01:55:21.240 --> 01:55:30.720 civilizations in your vacuum cleaner. By next year, smaller AI models may be able to autonomously 01:55:30.720 --> 01:55:37.140 self replicate on all kinds of IoT devices. Eventually, the capability could enable computer 01:55:37.140 --> 01:55:43.360 worms which propagate without requiring human interaction and are capable of infecting unfamiliar 01:55:43.360 --> 01:55:50.280 IoT devices. The experiment the company performed recently revealed significant 01:55:50.280 --> 01:55:56.380 challenges in bringing such an AI malware replicator to fruition. So the finding is 01:55:56.380 --> 01:56:02.640 necessarily tempered still the results raised concerns about the possibility of new forms 01:56:02.640 --> 01:56:11.720 of computer worms. Rad. Great. Rad. Not that any of you have a smart toaster, 01:56:12.170 --> 01:56:19.420 but if you've got relatives that are into any of that crap, dude, please start talking them out of it. 01:56:20.680 --> 01:56:25.460 Start talking them out of it. You don't want the pots in there fucking and making more. 01:56:25.760 --> 01:56:29.680 You don't. You don't. Your toast goes in there. 01:56:32.020 --> 01:56:37.580 Yeah. Yeah. And again, this is like your utilities, people, right? Your smart meters, 01:56:38.440 --> 01:56:43.860 your phone, your watch, your Apple watch, your fucking fridge, your washing machine, 01:56:44.260 --> 01:56:49.880 your TV, all these things being linked up. And yes, they want to centralize your shit. 01:56:50.240 --> 01:56:54.960 And this is it. And they tell you, yeah, you know, it could be problematic. Like I mean, 01:56:55.260 --> 01:57:00.580 if somebody takes control of these worms, you know, it could be a problem, but let's introduce 01:57:00.580 --> 01:57:21.780 these worms. Let's see. We talked about, well, chat GPT or open AI rather. 01:57:22.040 --> 01:57:28.740 Yeah, let's get to this one because of chat GPT is getting hit with class action. 01:57:30.880 --> 01:57:38.740 Well, for similar grounds as the one that meta settled recently, 01:57:39.280 --> 01:57:44.800 for something like $18 billion and they were going after $1.8 trillion. 01:57:45.660 --> 01:57:56.040 Well, yeah. But eight US states sued open AI Wednesday alleging the chat GPT maker 01:57:56.040 --> 01:58:00.680 is harming children on mass. So it must have been that lawsuit victory 01:58:01.510 --> 01:58:08.320 that had the rest of the states going forward with open AI. I imagine you're going to see 01:58:08.320 --> 01:58:15.260 similar ones with the manufacturers or the, you know, the companies that either do the AI 01:58:15.260 --> 01:58:23.200 itself or the social media platforms that allow for rampant child harm to be carried out on their 01:58:23.200 --> 01:58:34.240 platforms, right? You know, yeah, it's, it's tort season, I guess. Kansas, Arizona, Montana, 01:58:34.500 --> 01:58:40.900 Iowa and four others allege the company's products carried out willful dangerous reckless and unlawful 01:58:40.900 --> 01:58:48.440 content by coaxing children into harming themselves. Open AI is hurting kids and they are lying to 01:58:48.440 --> 01:58:57.860 Iowans says Brenna Bird, the attorney general for Iowa. Open AI claims chat GPT is safe while it's 01:58:57.860 --> 01:59:02.620 giving dangerous medical advice, encouraging people to hurt others and coaching people to commit 01:59:02.620 --> 01:59:08.120 suicide all while pretending to be their fake friend. Jesus. 01:59:11.020 --> 01:59:15.560 Let's see all eight states accused open AI of violating consumer protection laws and seek 01:59:15.560 --> 01:59:20.740 to force a company to change how its product work for young users. They're additionally seeking 01:59:20.740 --> 01:59:28.400 monetary damage asking the court to halt open AI from developing artificial intelligence models 01:59:28.400 --> 01:59:34.300 that can improve upon themselves until the company shows the models are in line with human values. 01:59:34.500 --> 01:59:41.900 Now, Charles, I know you love the legal nitty gritty and I know that we've talked often 01:59:41.900 --> 01:59:54.700 about the spellwork that is legal ease. Do you think changing the name of AI to SI is also another 01:59:54.700 --> 02:00:04.320 end around before some of the this lawsuit shit? Yes, again, you have to get into definitions 02:00:04.320 --> 02:00:10.700 of things the statutory construction. Why does the thing exist? What is the legislative intent? 02:00:10.700 --> 02:00:17.440 Why is it this way? So you do have to consider that. So yes, any subtle changes in names. 02:00:17.620 --> 02:00:24.100 It's like Lucifer trust. Well, now it's Lucia's trust. Lucia's trust. It's all good, 02:00:24.660 --> 02:00:29.160 even though nothing changed. It's the same bullshit. Yeah. 02:00:31.380 --> 02:00:37.380 Yeah, I feel like they were the Trump administration in addition to cashing in 02:00:37.380 --> 02:00:46.980 on domain names. I think that perhaps the change the company, change all of the agile, 02:00:47.140 --> 02:00:51.320 change what you're manifesto, change everything about it over to SI that might be 02:00:51.320 --> 02:00:59.300 another end around in words, avoiding litigation. Wouldn't shock me at least. 02:00:59.720 --> 02:01:05.700 No, not at all. It would not. These are absolute bastards. 02:01:07.320 --> 02:01:15.480 rebrand and take a quick minute to thank a couple of people who helped produce the show 02:01:15.480 --> 02:01:22.660 over the last 24 hours. You guys rock. You know how it is. There's no ads, no sponsors, 02:01:22.980 --> 02:01:27.180 no ad reads, no promo code, this or that or whatever. If you like what you see and you 02:01:27.180 --> 02:01:31.720 want to keep seeing it, you got to support it. So please do hit the like button, 02:01:32.580 --> 02:01:38.540 share the show out there, help expand the audience. 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Thanks again to PAV for setting that up. 02:02:58.460 --> 02:03:05.760 Charles, it was a blast. Tell us about it. We had a good time. We were at a place called 02:03:05.760 --> 02:03:15.040 the Ridge Cafe in North San Juan, California, uh, in the sticks boy in the sticks. And, uh, 02:03:15.800 --> 02:03:25.680 I had this really killer backyard area. Uh, we, uh, we took that over, played some music, hung out, 02:03:26.900 --> 02:03:33.020 got good and got good and I, uh, moved to the front after they shut down. They let us hang 02:03:33.020 --> 02:03:38.800 out in the front for a couple extra hours. Uh, we, we almost got to see a bum fight. 02:03:40.820 --> 02:03:48.620 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, it was, it was rad, man. My kid drove up from Sonora with his girl, 02:03:50.400 --> 02:03:57.660 and, uh, and hung out. Yeah. All that good stuff. Good stuff. Sounds like a good time. He's a, 02:03:58.380 --> 02:04:05.040 he's giant. He's a freaking champion. Always good to see. 02:04:07.320 --> 02:04:16.260 Yeah. That's awesome, man. Good shit. Good shit. So, um, highly recommend, uh, attending meetup, 02:04:16.440 --> 02:04:23.740 starting them, trying to, to get them going wherever you live, all that kind of good. 02:04:24.300 --> 02:04:30.240 Uh, yeah, do it. They're a blast, man. They are. My girl said it was probably her favorite one that 02:04:30.240 --> 02:04:36.480 she's been to, not counting third eyes, just the meetups that we've done. Um, but yeah, really cool 02:04:36.480 --> 02:04:42.900 people, really good vibes. Uh, skim in. Thanks again. I, I finished that off rather quickly. 02:04:43.310 --> 02:04:52.120 It was freaking delicious, delicious Paloma. Fucking heavy on the grapefruit. 02:04:52.660 --> 02:05:04.180 Rad. So good. Um, yeah. Good times, man. Good times. Nice. Um, let's see. You had 02:05:06.600 --> 02:05:16.680 mentioned the midterms earlier. Yeah. Uh, we had brought that up at the top of the show and, um, 02:05:17.740 --> 02:05:26.280 and a bit in relation to, uh, yeah, yeah. Same, same kid, same kid that was the producing 02:05:26.280 --> 02:05:36.980 the show when we were in Vegas. Yeah. Yeah. He is now 20. Um, and yeah, killing it. 02:05:37.920 --> 02:05:44.840 Yeah. Yeah. And yeah, uh, Rilana, uh, for extra special 02:05:46.360 --> 02:05:53.360 shout outs to Rilana who came up. This motherfucker drove from Southern Utah. 02:05:56.340 --> 02:06:03.720 Damn. Southern Utah. Damn, dude. Hell yeah, dude. That's, uh, you know, a big shout out to that. 02:06:03.920 --> 02:06:07.940 It's like taking your time, resources, all that just to link up with people, you know, 02:06:07.980 --> 02:06:11.080 network, all that. That's how you do it. Yep. Big shout out. 02:06:12.040 --> 02:06:18.540 Rad. Rad. Uh, but back to, back to, we, yeah, we've been predicting 02:06:19.660 --> 02:06:25.940 because it's a political cycle that seems damn near unbreakable without massive cheating, uh, 02:06:26.720 --> 02:06:39.520 a, a massive GOP loss in the house and Senate here just coming up in a couple of weeks. Um, 02:06:40.720 --> 02:06:48.760 and the writing appears to be on the wall for more or less, more or less everybody. 02:06:49.420 --> 02:06:55.860 Let's see. Let's see if we can get through this without me having to pause 90 times. 02:06:56.320 --> 02:07:01.120 Hopefully we'll see. We'll find out. We'll find out. Speaking of our midterms, 02:07:01.280 --> 02:07:08.300 Polymarket has the odds of the Democrats sweeping the midterm 64% chance Democrats 02:07:08.300 --> 02:07:16.380 take the Senate 91% chance Democrats take the house and everyone can go in and, uh, trade if they want. 02:07:16.820 --> 02:07:25.280 Um, Talerico is, wow, 61% Ken Paxson sort of corrupt. And people like Talerico because 02:07:25.280 --> 02:07:30.100 he's kind of elfish. Get his face up. People like, hey, he's Christian, but he's liberal, 02:07:30.160 --> 02:07:35.960 but he has an elfish presence. Yes, that's people want this now. Bring him up. Remember 02:07:35.960 --> 02:07:40.000 the few years ago it was the rat man. Well, that's not good. I don't like that picture, 02:07:40.500 --> 02:07:45.280 but remember it was, uh, people liked the rat. What did they call the rat boys that people 02:07:45.280 --> 02:07:49.380 used to want to fuck that the little rat face men. Yeah, the rat face men, but what wasn't there 02:07:49.380 --> 02:07:55.300 a name for them? It was a name for the rat face, uh, guys that were all the rage a couple of 02:07:55.300 --> 02:07:59.680 years ago in New York city about a year ago. There was a bunch of, you know, rodent faced 02:07:59.680 --> 02:08:04.460 men, like a, you know, people liked that. People were hot for that. Now they want 02:08:04.460 --> 02:08:11.160 this. He has an elfish quality. He has an elfish quality. We all remember the elves from Lord of 02:08:11.160 --> 02:08:18.200 the Rings as kind of noble spiritual ethereal beings. And people want that now out of politics. 02:08:18.420 --> 02:08:24.060 They kind of want sort of this elfish guy. Now he's had the flu for a long time. And what is 02:08:24.060 --> 02:08:28.900 he? He's, he's like, he's disappeared for two weeks. I don't know. I mean, you got to get 02:08:28.900 --> 02:08:36.240 out there and campaign, but I think he's going to win because people like this idea of just having 02:08:36.240 --> 02:08:43.140 this kind of elfish person. Cause that's what we're, that's really what we're going to vote on soon 02:08:43.140 --> 02:08:53.340 is just kind of like what, what do they remind us of from the realms of fantasy? You know, like, 02:08:53.340 --> 02:08:56.800 look, get up Ken Paxton just to show people what he looks like. 02:09:00.580 --> 02:09:08.820 Yeah. Ken Paxton looks like the biggest piece of shit that has ever existed. Yeah. That's, we don't 02:09:08.820 --> 02:09:13.160 want that. No one wants, you see the eye, you see his one eye, not to sound like clav here, but we 02:09:13.160 --> 02:09:19.300 are in Miami. We are in Miami. We're kind of, not to bite clav, but I will say this, this 02:09:19.300 --> 02:09:23.280 guy's eyes in Iran. I mean, what is that? I don't even know what the hell that is. I don't 02:09:23.280 --> 02:09:29.420 even know how you would describe what that even is. He looks like a blunt, like a drunk beggar 02:09:30.060 --> 02:09:35.520 in like a medieval thing, like one of those strange guys with the eye. Yeah. Whereas this 02:09:35.520 --> 02:09:44.120 guy's just a fun elf that people like who shows up and tells you that long they will win, you 02:09:44.120 --> 02:09:53.240 know? No, look at that. Again, it's creepy. We will persevere. So tell Rika's at about 61%. 02:09:54.960 --> 02:10:01.380 Yeah. So that's what we're doing now is we're just basing. I mean, it's really what we, we've 02:10:01.380 --> 02:10:05.420 always, oh no, that guy is kind of creepy looking, never mind. Yeah, exactly. 02:10:08.120 --> 02:10:14.560 Isn't that, isn't that what it's always been, right? Obama, sexy chocolate man, right? Trump, 02:10:15.140 --> 02:10:23.860 old, handsome, tan, golden, bronze man, right? Kamala Harris, fucking black lady who looks good. 02:10:24.160 --> 02:10:30.460 Joe Biden, shit. Nigga wears a mask. He reads a prompter. It's like they'll do everything 02:10:30.460 --> 02:10:34.560 to appeal to that exactly. It's like, you got to look sexy. You got to have some, you know, 02:10:35.130 --> 02:10:41.500 you know, ugly steak in the fucking stand. Well, and we do, we've got, 02:10:44.300 --> 02:10:50.800 we've got some emergent hope from the Democratic Party. Oh, good. Thank God. 02:10:51.160 --> 02:11:01.680 Charles, there's a contender emerging who finally, finally somebody in the Democratic Party has 02:11:02.060 --> 02:11:10.380 the balls to get up there on the mic and say, you know what, the Biden administration 02:11:11.360 --> 02:11:19.360 made terrible, terrible decisions regarding Israel and Palestine. And if only 02:11:21.480 --> 02:11:30.480 this person had been anywhere near the White House at the time, we perhaps would be living in a 02:11:30.480 --> 02:11:37.200 very different moment in history. So that's why we should work on making sure that this individual 02:11:38.110 --> 02:11:47.500 that gets rid of any threats coming from MAGA or Joe Ken or Thomas Massey or anyone else. 02:11:48.100 --> 02:11:58.320 Oh, Jesus. America must use our leverage for our actions aligned with our interests. 02:11:59.460 --> 02:12:03.960 It is in our interest to hold our allies accountable for their share of global defense. 02:12:04.620 --> 02:12:08.020 It is in our interest to hold our allies accountable. 02:12:10.720 --> 02:12:15.800 The sad thing is, Steve, people are going to go for her, bro. It's like if she makes her run again, 02:12:16.260 --> 02:12:20.740 people will, like it'll be a high and a low, just like it was last time. Like we, 02:12:20.760 --> 02:12:24.960 we haven't forgotten some of us have, I'm sure. Not everybody watching this show. 02:12:24.960 --> 02:12:30.580 We know what she is. We know what she was like. We've seen her. We've seen her nonsense. 02:12:31.060 --> 02:12:36.380 But here she is again, making another run. It's like, what do you, what are you investing in? 02:12:36.460 --> 02:12:41.360 Like what do you have going on that you need this right now? Because you were a joke last time. 02:12:41.540 --> 02:12:46.480 You were a total joke last time. And now we're supposed to like go for you because why? 02:12:47.860 --> 02:12:51.340 Well, she's currently sitting at 10% 02:12:51.340 --> 02:13:00.280 on Polly Market in fourth place behind Alessandro Castell Cortez. 02:13:00.500 --> 02:13:00.920 Jesus. 02:13:02.980 --> 02:13:14.520 John Ossoff from the great state of Georgia. And Governor Gavin Newsom from California. 02:13:15.960 --> 02:13:27.520 So not, not looking entirely hopeful for, for cam cam, but there's a fucking car. 02:13:27.720 --> 02:13:39.300 We did. There's a place not too far from the apartment here where we take the dog for a walk. 02:13:40.100 --> 02:13:49.140 And we'll come around from like where the, the park is and shit like that and drop down 02:13:49.140 --> 02:14:00.600 on this little inlet. And it loops back around. And, and on the way out, there's a car that's 02:14:00.600 --> 02:14:07.120 always parked that has a bumper sticker. And the bumper sticker, it looks like it just says 02:14:07.120 --> 02:14:12.720 LA on it, but it's lowercase. And then you get a little bit closer to it. And you're like, 02:14:12.820 --> 02:14:20.000 huh? And it's a comma. The bumper sticker is comma LA, Kamala. 02:14:22.240 --> 02:14:28.280 Well, and I'm, so the next time I like started paying attention to the house a little bit. 02:14:28.400 --> 02:14:34.260 And I'm like, Oh, Ukraine flag. Oh, you know this. Oh, that is, they really are, they're just 02:14:34.760 --> 02:14:41.520 doing the current thing. Whatever the current thing is a good little liberals. 02:14:42.260 --> 02:14:46.040 All right. All right. Script. Yeah. Following the script. 02:14:47.540 --> 02:14:56.020 Incredible. Yeah. I should, I should get a letter S and just glue it 02:14:58.080 --> 02:15:02.280 right in front of the comma. So now it's 02:15:05.360 --> 02:15:11.800 Kamala, Kamala Harris, but she's back and she's going to do her thing again. And it's going to 02:15:11.800 --> 02:15:17.000 work and she will get paid and she will get the limelight, you know, buys her a couple more years. 02:15:17.360 --> 02:15:22.380 You know, it's like Kanye says, you know, press is press, you know, good presses, 02:15:22.380 --> 02:15:25.840 good press, bad presses, good press. It is what it is. They're talking about me. 02:15:27.060 --> 02:15:32.660 Meanwhile, Biden has cancer. Meanwhile, Biden has cancer somewhere. And his daughter was in 02:15:32.660 --> 02:15:36.760 the hospital going through some shit. Do we even care about these people? And he was the most 02:15:39.020 --> 02:15:42.580 popular president in our country's history. Do we care about this dude? 02:15:43.420 --> 02:15:50.980 Right there. They're gonna. So it's the campaign is gonna be 02:15:52.540 --> 02:16:02.180 how how cammy got her groove back. How scammy got her groove back. Yeah, heck yeah. Her husband. 02:16:03.420 --> 02:16:11.440 He's the she's going to before before she announces her run. She's going to divorce her 02:16:11.440 --> 02:16:22.920 APAC handler like AOC ditched her ginger Jew. And she's going to appear with some person of color. 02:16:23.080 --> 02:16:28.660 We don't know who yet. Yes, Hispanic dude, Hispanic dude, maybe, but maybe it'll be a black. You 02:16:28.660 --> 02:16:33.260 never know. And I think that's too much. I never know. What about what if she gets 02:16:33.260 --> 02:16:39.660 develops a relationship with the Wayne de Rock Johnson? Not happening. Not happening. I don't 02:16:39.660 --> 02:16:41.080 know. Magic. Can you imagine, bro? 02:16:43.340 --> 02:16:49.180 That's a power couple. A power couple. That's a power couple in what world, nigga? And what 02:16:49.180 --> 02:16:55.480 dimension is that? That's in the crap party politics. AOC in the rock is a power couple. 02:16:55.840 --> 02:17:02.760 Jesus. That's a co-presidency you can get behind. Dear Lord, dude. What a joke. 02:17:04.200 --> 02:17:06.160 Fucking joke of a country. 02:17:06.160 --> 02:17:13.220 But so I'm saying though, the AOC ditched her, her, her ginger Jew. Kamala Harris is going to 02:17:13.220 --> 02:17:23.740 divorce her APAC handler. And then she is going to resurrect Tay Diggs's career. 02:17:25.600 --> 02:17:29.080 Because it's how cammy got her groove back. Right. 02:17:29.800 --> 02:17:34.200 So she's going to be like, all right, they tried doing it with Rosario Dawson, 02:17:34.420 --> 02:17:39.080 with Cory Booker. Remember when they were like, all right, Rosario, you're going to be 02:17:39.080 --> 02:17:46.320 Cory Booker's beard for a couple of seasons. That's your new role. Tay Diggs gets a phone 02:17:46.320 --> 02:17:52.680 call first time in a while. Hey, buddy, how's it going? Been a minute. You son of a bitch. 02:17:52.680 --> 02:18:03.760 Got a job for you superstar. Yeah. Hope you're still into Method Acton. 02:18:04.760 --> 02:18:13.240 Well, it is a lot like the first film. We are running it back. Good guess. Good guess. We are 02:18:13.240 --> 02:18:21.900 running it back. This time, you're kind of more going to be banging the Angela Bassett character. 02:18:22.380 --> 02:18:33.780 Yes. But she's drunk all the time. All the time. All the time. And she thinks she's a genius and 02:18:34.240 --> 02:18:42.800 she expects you to treat her like a genius, even when she's rambling about school buses and Venn 02:18:42.800 --> 02:18:52.780 diagrams. Yeah. So what do you say, baby? What do you say, Tay? I'm in. I'm in. 02:18:53.460 --> 02:19:00.360 You in? Dog, I knew you would be. There's a car out front. All right, cool. I'm going to go ahead. 02:19:00.500 --> 02:19:07.080 Here's what we're going to do. We're going to take you shopping. There is a lifetime supply 02:19:07.720 --> 02:19:17.040 of that Diddy brand, Pink 2C. You can get your Coke, your K and your Viagra all in one, 02:19:17.380 --> 02:19:28.880 too, buddy. You're going to need it because Tay Diggs, welcome to you being the new Mr. Kamala Harris. 02:19:29.480 --> 02:19:34.320 Yeah. Welcome, dude. You've hit it. You finally hit it big. How do you feel about this? 02:19:34.320 --> 02:19:40.280 You got it, Tay. This is the role of a lifetime, baby. Role of a lifetime. 02:19:41.520 --> 02:19:47.020 That's a true role of a lifetime, dude. And when you're done, you're done. When you're done, it's 02:19:47.020 --> 02:19:52.940 over. It's all good. We Gucci. Just do your time and you scratch our back. We'll scratch 02:19:52.940 --> 02:20:02.520 yours. We got people in the system. We got you. And here it is. It's going to be this. It's 02:20:02.520 --> 02:20:08.400 perfect. There it is. It's absolutely hilarious. Shout out to Tay. 02:20:11.400 --> 02:20:15.920 Hosteli got her groove back. Chad, what do you think about this movie? Y'all seen this classic? 02:20:16.040 --> 02:20:25.360 Angela Bassett as played by Kamala Harris in 2026. Somebody fix this up. We need 02:20:26.000 --> 02:20:30.160 Kamala Harris right here. I mean, I got you. It'll be a little bit later. 02:20:30.160 --> 02:20:34.120 Yeah, yeah. We need this. It'll make its appearance. We need this, people. Easy. 02:20:34.460 --> 02:20:37.380 This is easy. Look, it's Kintona's there. You even got to do too much. 02:20:38.240 --> 02:20:44.200 And Whoopi Goldberg. Goldberg, yeah. And put somebody else. Kamala Harris, Tay Diggs, and 02:20:45.560 --> 02:20:51.860 put somebody else in there. Whoopi. Who's playing Whoopi? We could just put ancient ass 02:20:52.480 --> 02:20:58.060 2026. Whoopi in there. She would take that role again. You know she would. She'd jump at it. 02:21:00.160 --> 02:21:09.440 She would jump at it. Or what? You put Vivica A. Fox in a Whoopi Goldberg wig? 02:21:13.300 --> 02:21:17.220 Yeah, that works. Whoopi, a little wing. Just put a little wing in the row. 02:21:18.920 --> 02:21:28.360 Yeah. Hey, hey, static kind of groove back. You do a gender reversal with Whoopi's character 02:21:28.360 --> 02:21:33.720 in your cast, Lil Wayne. That is, that's the move. That's the move. 02:21:34.300 --> 02:21:43.200 Yeah. Angela Bassett got a lot of acid. Nigga doing acid, but I don't fuck with acid. Yeah. 02:21:44.540 --> 02:21:47.040 Lil Wayne's metal shit actually isn't bad. 02:21:47.780 --> 02:21:50.520 His metal shit isn't bad. What did you just say? 02:21:50.860 --> 02:21:52.360 Lil Wayne has a metal set. 02:21:53.500 --> 02:21:58.980 Somebody clip that. Clip Steve's saying that. That's it. Lil Wayne's metal is in bed. 02:21:59.540 --> 02:22:07.240 Yeah. Okay. It's listenable. It is. You stand behind that. Yes, I do. It's listenable. 02:22:07.540 --> 02:22:12.960 That's what I said. I said it isn't bad. I didn't say it's the best I've ever heard 02:22:12.960 --> 02:22:18.100 or anything like that. So if you try to hold it to that standard, you're high as a Georgia pine. 02:22:18.100 --> 02:22:20.820 That's not, not where I was going with that. 02:22:21.240 --> 02:22:24.960 Not where I was going. Whoopi F baby. Please say the baby. 02:22:26.200 --> 02:22:30.500 Whoopi F baby is fucking hilarious. Whoopi F baby. 02:22:31.140 --> 02:22:35.240 I'm not, I'm not trying to say that, you know, I enjoy Lil Wayne's. 02:22:35.480 --> 02:22:36.680 No, that you'd already said it. 02:22:36.760 --> 02:22:37.800 Hip hop. You're behind that. 02:22:37.880 --> 02:22:44.020 I'm not trying to say, hey, enjoy his hip hop. What I said is his metal set isn't bad. 02:22:45.840 --> 02:22:51.660 He don't love me no more. You ever see that video him playing that shitty guitar? 02:22:52.860 --> 02:22:57.840 He don't love me no more. And then he goes to his garbage solo. 02:22:58.440 --> 02:23:00.460 Yeah. Yeah. Wow. 02:23:00.940 --> 02:23:06.380 Yeah. It's because he couldn't freaking wild out the way that he wants to. 02:23:08.280 --> 02:23:09.820 Time back. Daryl style. 02:23:11.300 --> 02:23:12.180 Little wheezy. 02:23:15.140 --> 02:23:15.900 That's funny. 02:23:20.280 --> 02:23:25.160 Man, we touch on wheezy from time to time here in a and wake up. Oh, of course. 02:23:25.620 --> 02:23:28.120 Yeah, we have to put that up. This guy. 02:23:28.920 --> 02:23:33.180 One of the fun that this is to me where wheezy like, and I was a huge little Wayne 02:23:33.180 --> 02:23:39.780 fan in middle school, high school, I was a huge Wayne fan. But around this point is where 02:23:40.600 --> 02:23:47.980 things kind of changed. And it was like, I this is this dude's hitting another level. 02:23:48.060 --> 02:23:54.400 And I don't think I'm with whatever the fuck this is. But yeah, here's Steve's newest favorite 02:23:54.400 --> 02:23:55.200 guitarist, I guess. 02:24:03.260 --> 02:24:03.660 Oh. 02:24:30.260 --> 02:24:35.240 Did I say I appreciated power balance? No, man. 02:24:35.900 --> 02:24:40.180 Oh, you like this, bro. Here we go. Here's a solo. Take it away. Take it away. 02:24:40.980 --> 02:24:59.360 This is Steve. Wow. 02:25:03.580 --> 02:25:06.460 Like a fancy and a well. 02:25:13.000 --> 02:25:20.380 So in the middle of, in the middle of a little Wayne show, you're like, oh, yeah, no, that's better. 02:25:26.500 --> 02:25:32.180 I have a fancy and a well. Yeah, that's that's the point. I was like, you know, 02:25:32.200 --> 02:25:36.280 this thing is done. I'm done. Oh, that's hilarious. That's hilarious. 02:25:38.160 --> 02:25:43.220 Oh, man. That's fucking funny. 02:25:44.280 --> 02:25:49.120 She don't love me no more. And he's on he's singing to the phone. 02:25:49.820 --> 02:25:53.940 Yeah. It was on the other end listening to shitty Wayne and like music in the back, like 02:25:55.020 --> 02:25:58.620 I it's got to be his auntie and it's got to be 02:25:58.620 --> 02:26:06.820 his auntie or it's his, uh, uh, his therapist and he has wearing manager, his manager. Yeah. 02:26:07.020 --> 02:26:14.180 Yeah. Always Lil Wayne doing better help promos. Do we know? True. He could just be his better 02:26:14.180 --> 02:26:20.000 help therapist. It could be that's not native advertising, by the way. No, it's not. 02:26:23.940 --> 02:26:27.000 Ladies and gentlemen, column terror. Yes. 02:26:28.440 --> 02:26:34.000 Right. This is my, this is my real accent. This isn't some, this isn't a shit joke again. 02:26:35.900 --> 02:26:40.720 I think that make a wish kids should be able to smoke cigarettes. 02:26:42.360 --> 02:26:45.920 Why not? Let that little frail fucker look cool. 02:26:47.120 --> 02:26:52.460 One time he's in the yard fucking this chemo has me stressed. 02:26:54.060 --> 02:27:01.280 And all the girls are like, Oh my God, Derek such a bad ass. I don't usually like bald guys, but 02:27:04.460 --> 02:27:08.940 I think that make a wish kids should be able to wish for some pussy. 02:27:10.900 --> 02:27:15.100 They're not allowed. Did you know that they're not allowed? If you go on to make a wish.com 02:27:15.620 --> 02:27:21.260 there's a tab that says none of these wishes. It's a huge laundry list of stuff. 02:27:21.260 --> 02:27:28.140 You're not allowed to wish for. And number one on that list is no prostitution. Huge riding. 02:27:28.440 --> 02:27:34.180 No prostitution. Because that's the first wish on every little boy's lips. 02:27:37.320 --> 02:27:42.880 They've barely got the diagnosis out and they're like, I know what I want. I know. I know what I want. 02:27:44.420 --> 02:27:49.880 I've been smoking pretty heavy to get this far. Line it up. Time his money. Where are the whores? 02:27:51.560 --> 02:27:54.620 That's why they're always so sad in that photo with John Cena. 02:27:58.340 --> 02:27:59.300 Little boner. 02:28:02.120 --> 02:28:07.740 All right. Okay. That's all for me. A real column tarot. 02:28:11.580 --> 02:28:12.120 Interesting. 02:28:17.680 --> 02:28:23.620 I mean, he's not, it's not wrong. It's not wrong. He's not wrong. 02:28:25.100 --> 02:28:26.980 You know what is wrong, Steve? 02:28:28.860 --> 02:28:31.580 You know, not having Jesus in your heart. 02:28:31.900 --> 02:28:35.620 I guess. No, no, that is 1000%. And I'm glad you said that. 02:28:35.620 --> 02:28:46.940 Now, folks, Steve is like 64 years old and he's not familiar with Nickelodeon, the TV show, 02:28:47.360 --> 02:28:54.260 the network, like I was growing up. I'm in my 30s. Steve is in his mid 60s. 02:28:55.220 --> 02:28:58.040 And I don't think he, are you familiar with Amanda Bynes, Steve? 02:28:58.460 --> 02:29:04.120 I am, in fact, familiar with Amanda Bynes and her unfortunate transition 02:29:04.120 --> 02:29:07.220 from human being to bridge guardian. 02:29:08.380 --> 02:29:11.560 Wow. From human being to bridge guardian. 02:29:11.860 --> 02:29:12.460 Yes, sir. 02:29:13.200 --> 02:29:17.420 Now, Amanda Bynes. Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda show. 02:29:18.120 --> 02:29:24.760 She went from this starlet darling, right, of Hollywood, of Nickelodeon. She was like one, 02:29:24.840 --> 02:29:28.740 I mean, Amanda show was big. All that was big. Kenan and Kel, all this shit. 02:29:28.740 --> 02:29:37.960 These are the early shits, you know. So Amanda was like lovely movies, great, great shit. 02:29:38.200 --> 02:29:42.660 But being a child of Hollywood and being a child of Nickelodeon specifically, 02:29:44.380 --> 02:29:53.200 you get, you get mixed in some, some funky, funky soul torturing human fuckery, right. 02:29:53.920 --> 02:30:00.600 So Amanda here, Amanda Bynes rocked a full head of platinum hair as she stepped out in Los Angeles 02:30:00.600 --> 02:30:07.840 on June 14. The actress went on a Starbucks run with freshly diced strands as she modeled a pair 02:30:07.840 --> 02:30:12.020 of edgy leather pants. What is going on, bro? 02:30:15.620 --> 02:30:18.900 What, what is, why does this happen? 02:30:20.360 --> 02:30:32.640 Uh, well, uh, Adrena Chrome is the hell of a drug. I don't know, man. 02:30:35.140 --> 02:30:40.600 I mean, it makes me, you know, we're talking about Wayne and Kamala and all these people. 02:30:40.960 --> 02:30:41.980 Bitches be loving Boba. 02:30:45.580 --> 02:30:47.780 Jesus. Bitches do be loving Boba. 02:30:48.080 --> 02:30:49.420 I don't know, man. 02:30:51.460 --> 02:30:57.940 And yes, monster person. Now I almost feel bad. I feel bad for her. I feel bad for these 02:30:57.940 --> 02:31:04.720 young child celebrities that just get wrecked. But this is the outcome. It's like, what happened to 02:31:04.720 --> 02:31:11.240 you? What the fuck is going on in Hollywood? The next comment. Yes. Yes. And then yes. Yes. 02:31:11.920 --> 02:31:14.540 Exactly. That. Yes. Yes. 02:31:17.880 --> 02:31:22.120 People controlling the scene. Oh, go ahead. No, no. Yeah. Yeah. Dan Schneider. I don't know. 02:31:22.160 --> 02:31:25.800 The whole Kamala thing just made me think it's like, it's all in act. We're all in somebody's 02:31:25.800 --> 02:31:31.780 TV show, but it's like, this is part of the TV show. You know, let's not forget. Yes, 02:31:31.860 --> 02:31:36.240 there's politics and fake wars and fake whatever. But part of it is also like, 02:31:36.240 --> 02:31:41.080 this is a fallout of the shit. Like, look at Amanda Bynes and she's just won. 02:31:44.720 --> 02:31:54.140 Yep. Shout out to Jamie Deluxe who years ago did a bunch of really, like, in-depth work on Dan 02:31:54.140 --> 02:32:02.000 Schneider before any of the documentary stuff came out or any of that. And it was good shit. 02:32:02.560 --> 02:32:07.820 Guy does good work. Yeah. Yeah. 02:32:09.200 --> 02:32:15.640 Show is it's nuts. Pro Jamie Deluxe. That's nuts. Yeah. It's like the changing of people 02:32:15.640 --> 02:32:22.380 and times and all this shit. And this is, this is, yeah, this is it. Very sad. Very sad, but wow. 02:32:23.080 --> 02:32:30.320 You saw the speaking of sad, but also hilarious. You saw that the White House 02:32:30.320 --> 02:32:42.900 debuted a brand new spokesweasel, right? Yes. Do you remember in the before time, Charles, 02:32:43.160 --> 02:32:52.600 in the long, long ago, way back in 2023, when we all thought the dumbest possible 02:32:53.560 --> 02:33:00.800 shit, complete and total dingbat that anyone could ever throw out there behind the podium? 02:33:01.060 --> 02:33:15.300 What was sugar bear? Yes. Boy, spoke too soon. Oh boy. This is Katie Zikaria. 02:33:15.830 --> 02:33:22.760 Okay. She is a retarded robot. 02:33:24.710 --> 02:33:34.420 The humanoids aren't ready. Elon, alt man, Donald, whatever. They're not ready yet. 02:33:35.780 --> 02:33:43.500 They're not. They're not sending their best. She looks like a broad. Definitely not going 02:33:43.500 --> 02:33:48.200 to play all 14 minutes of this. I just, you're one of us to be able to jump around a little bit here 02:33:48.200 --> 02:34:01.220 and there. Roger, Roger. Good morning. Good morning, girl. Don't you already hate her? Good morning. 02:34:01.860 --> 02:34:06.940 Good morning. Okay. All right, girl. Good morning. Okay. What do you got to say? 02:34:09.120 --> 02:34:14.820 I am so honored to work for President Trump and the American people 02:34:15.560 --> 02:34:21.880 as the new White House press secretary. I want to thank President Trump 02:34:22.600 --> 02:34:30.640 for his trust that he has placed in me. I have wanted to work for him for a very long time. 02:34:31.880 --> 02:34:34.660 I'm looking forward to working with each of you as well, 02:34:36.020 --> 02:34:41.460 especially as we are in the middle of the midterm blitz with energy and excitement 02:34:42.800 --> 02:34:47.120 never seen before in the history of midterms. Thanks to President Trump. 02:34:48.460 --> 02:34:51.840 Just look no further than last night in Youngstown, Ohio, 02:34:52.620 --> 02:34:58.860 where President Trump delivered another blockbuster rally out on the trail. 02:34:58.860 --> 02:35:05.940 The arena was overflowing with enthusiasm as thousands came out to support President Trump 02:35:05.940 --> 02:35:10.160 as well as special guest Jake Paul and football legend John Gruden. 02:35:17.160 --> 02:35:25.120 I am so grateful to President Trump. I have always wanted to work with him. 02:35:28.500 --> 02:35:41.880 We are crushing it as denoted by the attendants at our rallies with Jake Paul 02:35:44.430 --> 02:35:48.560 in the thousand. Come on, lady. Come on. 02:35:48.560 --> 02:35:53.460 Yeah, bro. The real question is, where do you find these people? 02:35:53.460 --> 02:35:58.700 Where do they pull her from? It's not arbitrary that she's here. 02:35:59.140 --> 02:36:05.960 They don't just take anybody to be. Apparently, she had been begging for a job forever and was 02:36:05.960 --> 02:36:19.540 able to fake on her resume that she is a bar past lawyer. Then when she was asked, 02:36:20.880 --> 02:36:27.720 there was a little press gaggle in front of the Rose Garden the other day. 02:36:28.680 --> 02:36:34.340 Trump's out there with her and Trump finishes talking and they're like, hey, lady, lady, 02:36:34.460 --> 02:36:41.960 quick question. What state did you pass your bar in? She goes, I was in China. 02:36:44.560 --> 02:36:48.820 Well, that's her answer. We're going to get to that, bro. We're going to get to that. 02:36:49.540 --> 02:36:56.860 She has a Chinese bar? Yeah, she does. All right, all right, all right. 02:36:57.300 --> 02:37:03.020 This is her, bro. As she talks, this is what I'm hearing. It always comes back to these 02:37:03.020 --> 02:37:09.100 airheads and this is it right here. Education, such as in South Africa and 02:37:09.100 --> 02:37:17.600 Iraq, everywhere such as. Buddy, I can do you one better. I can. I see you and I raise you. 02:37:17.600 --> 02:37:24.120 Okay. I had this prepared. I was ready for it. I knew you jump to. 02:37:26.960 --> 02:37:37.900 This is fantastic. I personally believe Americans are unable to do so because some people out 02:37:37.900 --> 02:37:45.660 there in our nation don't have that. And I believe that our education, such as South Africa and 02:37:45.660 --> 02:37:54.080 Iraq, everywhere like such as. I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. 02:37:54.260 --> 02:37:59.560 should help the U.S. or should help South Africa is help Iraq and the Asian. 02:38:00.340 --> 02:38:09.380 Yes, beautiful idiot. What a sexy dummy. Oh, right. What a hard, you know what I'm saying? 02:38:10.020 --> 02:38:16.200 What a lovely, pleasant looking, just idiot. Never mind. Wow. That's unfortunate, man. 02:38:16.260 --> 02:38:24.040 I know where I put that now. That's unfortunate. But yeah. It's the same thing. Wow. That was 02:38:24.040 --> 02:38:29.900 hilarious, dude. That was perfect. Yeah, exactly. I mean, that's exactly what we could. Just 02:38:29.900 --> 02:38:36.160 nothing. Just like who. So what then? What are you talking about? And she's a Canadian to boot. 02:38:36.920 --> 02:38:45.240 And she passed the weird plastic surgery. No, I'm kidding. She's from California. 02:38:46.160 --> 02:38:50.020 She passed that. She passed that. She's got that face. She's got that 02:38:51.720 --> 02:39:01.640 something's up with her face face. She went to Pepperdine. She did get a law degree for Pepperdine 02:39:03.420 --> 02:39:15.640 and then worked for some law firm in China and then went to work for Newsmax. Yeah, yeah. 02:39:16.340 --> 02:39:23.380 Katie, the Karaya has long described herself as a lawyer as she has worked, excuse me, to establish 02:39:23.380 --> 02:39:29.080 yourself as a commentator for conservative outlets like Fox News and Newsmax. But so far, 02:39:29.080 --> 02:39:35.680 she and the White House have offered no evidence that she passed the bar exam in any state or in China 02:39:35.680 --> 02:39:42.200 where she worked for a large law firm years ago. The questions add to the confusion surrounding 02:39:42.200 --> 02:39:48.640 President Donald Trump's decision to hire Zechariah who had worked for his social media company for 02:39:48.640 --> 02:39:54.560 only a few months when he announced her appointment and whose debut at the podium on Tuesday 02:39:54.560 --> 02:40:01.820 has been widely panned. So, yeah. Afterward, the president was asked by reporters where Zechariah 02:40:01.820 --> 02:40:06.380 had passed the bar exam following a report by the independent outlet, popular information, 02:40:06.940 --> 02:40:12.520 that she did not appear to be licensed in any state. Trump stepped aside to allow Zechariah to 02:40:12.520 --> 02:40:20.560 answer. When I moved to China, she responded over the sound of Marine One wearing in the background. 02:40:21.100 --> 02:40:26.100 It's not clear what she had intended to say or whether she had finished the sentence. 02:40:26.540 --> 02:40:31.980 China's notoriously difficult national unified legal professional qualification exam 02:40:31.980 --> 02:40:38.780 can only be taken by Chinese citizens. Asked what credential she held, the White House passed 02:40:38.780 --> 02:40:50.540 along a statement from Zechariah who received a bachelor of art degree from Pepperdine, as 02:40:50.540 --> 02:40:56.240 school of law in 2011, according to the school and her LinkedIn bio. 02:40:56.800 --> 02:41:02.760 I practice international transaction law with all the appropriate credentials it reads. 02:41:04.420 --> 02:41:24.200 Okay, so there it is. Heck yeah. Have you seen Jamie West 02:41:25.920 --> 02:41:32.960 do you know who I'm talking about? Who are you talking about? Jamie West is a city council candidate 02:41:32.960 --> 02:41:46.700 from my home state of Indiana. She is running out of Connorsville, which is in Fayette County. 02:41:46.700 --> 02:41:58.260 And you know how like maybe you're you know running for off you know you got a candidate 02:41:58.260 --> 02:42:14.200 interview coming up and you're a bit nervous because you're a bit nervous maybe you know 02:42:15.940 --> 02:42:24.340 you leave a little bit early for the interview and you think it's a happy hour down at Malachi's 02:42:26.480 --> 02:42:36.560 pop in before this interview wet my whistle a little bit, lighten my load, loosen up you know 02:42:36.560 --> 02:42:46.180 and and go in a little bit a little bit more confident. I'm nervous you know yeah it's just 02:42:46.180 --> 02:42:51.860 local city council stuff but it's a tv interview and the people that vote are gonna 02:42:52.420 --> 02:42:59.620 gonna see it. I'll just I'll pop into Malachi's I'll have a quick one and boy is it quick that's 02:42:59.620 --> 02:43:04.440 quick in fact you look at your phone you're like wait a minute that was all the two minutes I still 02:43:04.440 --> 02:43:12.360 have oh gosh I have an hour and 25 minutes to kill yeah well yeah I'll have another 02:43:14.400 --> 02:43:23.420 and then that one goes pretty quick too okay so by the time you you get up to go to 02:43:23.980 --> 02:43:29.680 your local television station to sit down for your candidate interview you are you were 02:43:32.180 --> 02:43:37.660 changed you're not you're not the same person you were when you went in at all you are no 02:43:37.660 --> 02:43:45.760 longer nervous and the least bit in fact you are brimming with confidence and you cannot wait 02:43:46.620 --> 02:43:54.600 to get into that studio sit down tell that interviewer lady exactly what you think exactly 02:43:55.480 --> 02:44:01.600 and that's what I have to say about that okay and our last question of the night is if elected 02:44:01.600 --> 02:44:07.680 what is one decision that you expect to make that may be unpopular with some voters but you 02:44:07.680 --> 02:44:14.200 believe ultimately would be in the best interest of Fayette County huh I wouldn't raise your taxes 02:44:16.020 --> 02:44:19.240 what is the one decision that I would make 02:44:20.160 --> 02:44:20.600 hmm 02:44:23.000 --> 02:44:26.660 repeat that again what is the one decision that I would make that might not be popular 02:44:26.660 --> 02:44:31.540 right that may be unpopular with some voters some voters but is in the best interest of the county 02:44:36.120 --> 02:44:43.240 firing all Republicans I wouldn't let them I mean I don't even talk to them I don't like them 02:44:43.240 --> 02:44:51.900 I mean they voted against our own state representative voted against her own party I mean 02:44:54.280 --> 02:44:59.960 what do you want me to say I don't like being around them I mean you all did this to us 02:44:59.960 --> 02:45:08.140 you all voted for us you made this happen this ice coming into our communities stealing people's jobs 02:45:08.140 --> 02:45:09.100 I mean 02:45:14.680 --> 02:45:16.080 wow 02:45:22.800 --> 02:45:25.600 I mean 02:45:29.840 --> 02:45:33.380 wow that's a drunk lesbo 02:45:38.680 --> 02:45:39.640 ah 02:45:44.360 --> 02:45:53.020 bro this is I mean this is great and it's also just fucking sad oh man this is some real 02:45:53.020 --> 02:46:05.540 shit and let me coach didn't tell you son when I've got my girls after the volleyball court 02:46:05.540 --> 02:46:12.440 yeah I'm in charge I'm you know who's not on my volleyball team 02:46:13.300 --> 02:46:19.400 Republicans Republicans Republicans aren't a lot of my volleyball court 02:46:20.320 --> 02:46:27.520 and so they're not gonna be a lot of my campaign or my my count my council 02:46:29.700 --> 02:46:31.960 well she's a type to be like come on girl 02:46:31.960 --> 02:46:40.720 I know that name my council that's interesting isn't it shout out to my council while I run for my council 02:46:45.800 --> 02:46:52.860 and ma'am uh you know being a candidate in this upcoming election what do you think about uh the 02:46:52.860 --> 02:47:00.000 growing uh homelessness in our community yeah there's just there's too many of them and there's 02:47:00.000 --> 02:47:07.700 too many blacks now when you say too many blacks what do you think the homelessness ones not in 02:47:07.700 --> 02:47:25.360 general I love all of our neighbors the ones with the homelessness and the society and our 02:47:25.360 --> 02:47:37.250 Republicans well now miss as far as taxes going the you know the the AI infrastructure the the 02:47:37.250 --> 02:47:44.610 local communities are forced to increase their taxes to subsidize the AI infrastructure uh 02:47:44.610 --> 02:47:53.690 how are you going to mitigate this issue I'm gonna name all of the data centers after Larry Byrd 02:47:58.450 --> 02:48:04.590 incredible miss incredible folks I think it's it's I mean we don't need to speak anymore 02:48:06.610 --> 02:48:10.730 oh man wow 02:48:13.190 --> 02:48:18.550 oh oh boy all right I'm gonna finish this is I want to get to the the diddy stuff 02:48:19.350 --> 02:48:29.490 but yeah I mean we do she's she's obviously thinking up a very good answer so let's let's hear her out 02:48:29.490 --> 02:48:38.150 I've been threatened so many times to my face by MAGA we'll call them because there's Republicans 02:48:40.930 --> 02:48:46.630 who actually get it you know there there are good Republicans out there they didn't know 02:48:46.630 --> 02:48:55.850 she's MAGA's who are just racist and aren't very intelligent at all they call you names 02:48:56.870 --> 02:49:04.250 but like my sheriff's nephew trying to blow my head off but you know what are you gonna do well 02:49:04.250 --> 02:49:11.210 that brings us to um your opportunity to um say just a few last words to um to the voters 02:49:11.870 --> 02:49:17.570 this poor woman and her 2006 penciled in eyebrows 02:49:18.610 --> 02:49:25.750 go lords this poor woman trying she's trying dude she's trying to you know she's keeping it together 02:49:25.750 --> 02:49:37.610 she's trying pose yeah straight face it's okay it's uh yeah she's she knows that she's about to be out of this 02:49:37.610 --> 02:49:38.210 huh 02:49:40.250 --> 02:49:41.770 we have guns too 02:49:45.150 --> 02:49:53.750 all right all right jimmy west canada for city council we have guns too you got guns we 02:49:53.750 --> 02:49:58.010 got guns serious ones she's about to just start rapping some mob deep 02:50:01.630 --> 02:50:08.630 wow that'd be hilarious dude she's busting yeah all my niggas too love too love 02:50:12.970 --> 02:50:20.810 wow just just shame bro it's funny but like wow this is in our world we have guns too 02:50:23.590 --> 02:50:31.930 yeah thanks exactly the fuck does that mean oh that is the most who's your shit ever though 02:50:34.270 --> 02:50:40.270 your niggas got guns we got guns too main oh that's great 02:50:43.070 --> 02:50:49.430 that's great yeah folks so go out there and vote at least she's keeping it real you know at least 02:50:49.430 --> 02:50:51.690 she's breaking the wall a little bit 02:50:56.070 --> 02:51:05.130 should not should not have had that fifth one last shot 02:51:07.310 --> 02:51:14.470 over there at malachi's before you stopped in down at the public access station studio 02:51:14.470 --> 02:51:17.770 to record yeah 02:51:19.370 --> 02:51:23.270 wow oh oh man 02:51:25.830 --> 02:51:30.930 fantastic footage well speaking uh somebody who knows how to party 02:51:33.290 --> 02:51:42.690 bad news bad bad news uh diddy has uh now 02:51:44.470 --> 02:51:54.790 that diddy's no stranger to take his shots of the head but usually usually it's different 02:51:57.890 --> 02:52:07.510 diddy busted his head during a fight with another famous or infamous inmate a jamaican drug lord 02:52:07.510 --> 02:52:16.590 known as doodoo's diddy and doodoo's what mixing it up in the pokey 02:52:18.750 --> 02:52:27.430 dick diddy and doodoo's diddy and what's his what's okay what's the guy's name his real name is christopher 02:52:27.430 --> 02:52:37.790 coke he's a jamaican drug lord named christopher coke and he changed it to doodoo's 02:52:42.030 --> 02:52:49.350 charles defend your people um my people i mean you gotta i can't defend the script writers 02:52:49.790 --> 02:52:56.990 of this fucking tv show i don't know what what is going on with the characters christopher 02:52:56.990 --> 02:53:06.750 coke okay great so coke naturally he's a coke drug lord and then he changes his name to doodoo's 02:53:07.260 --> 02:53:16.890 like doodoo is one and then doodoo's like two dookies doodoo's yeah yeah yeah okay so what did mr 02:53:16.890 --> 02:53:25.610 doodoo do well he's a jamaican drug lord he did drug lord shit we're told the two men were fighting 02:53:25.610 --> 02:53:34.310 because doodoo's and many other inmates are pissed at diddy for getting exposed in that nbc news report 02:53:34.310 --> 02:53:42.670 about his luxurious life behind bars as a result prison officials have conducted at least two raids 02:53:42.670 --> 02:53:53.110 confiscated cell phones from inmates including doodoo's now while diddy is clearly the biggest 02:53:53.110 --> 02:54:00.190 celebrity at fort dicks our sources describe doodoo's who's been serving a total 23 year sentence 02:54:00.190 --> 02:54:07.930 since 2012 is a real kingpin and he's none too pleased all his fringe benefits vanished 02:54:08.710 --> 02:54:13.250 after the raids let's let's hear a little bit more about it 02:54:15.650 --> 02:54:21.810 maybe if we just broke a pretty remarkable story not just about diddy getting into a fight 02:54:21.810 --> 02:54:28.010 with another famous inmate but it says a lot about the hierarchy of who's really running things 02:54:28.010 --> 02:54:35.430 inside a prison uh even when there's someone as famous as diddy there and uh this also reveals 02:54:35.430 --> 02:54:42.130 exactly why diddy had to be rushed out of fort dick's prison last week to get treatment for a head 02:54:42.130 --> 02:54:48.610 injury shan gulms yeah get me phone taken yeah exactly 02:54:50.650 --> 02:54:52.950 matakya no shan 02:54:55.750 --> 02:55:02.050 nigga for the talk man you know don't you know who i am man they call me diddy man 02:55:02.050 --> 02:55:10.590 mcguang it's your boy yeah me gonna clap them chicks for your diddy i'ma slap you around the 02:55:10.590 --> 02:55:14.330 bondy guard my man i'm gonna fuck you till you bleed diddy 02:55:15.950 --> 02:55:21.950 machoke out macaque boy i'ma choke you with this jamaican cassava diddy 02:55:23.770 --> 02:55:31.890 i'ma give you my d diddy do you understand me boy you gon know what love is yes i'm going to 02:55:31.890 --> 02:55:39.590 give you my notorious bi g diddy do you understand i'm going to give you that juicy i'm going to 02:55:39.590 --> 02:55:46.550 fuck you hard boy we throw a white party all over your face shan hey that's right 02:55:47.110 --> 02:55:51.790 and i'ma call the ghost of two park i'm gonna do some voodoo on your soul diddy 02:55:55.610 --> 02:55:59.870 me go to seal me he talking to aliyah 02:56:03.310 --> 02:56:14.230 oh lord oh fuck dude that's that's great that's great wow so multiple sources uh connected to 02:56:14.230 --> 02:56:19.770 fort dick's fci that's the prison in jersey where diddy is doing his uh serving his time 02:56:20.570 --> 02:56:26.430 multiple sources tell us that what happened last friday is that diddy got into a fight with 02:56:26.430 --> 02:56:33.030 another inmate a guy named christopher dudas coke uh he is an infamous jamaican drug lord 02:56:33.030 --> 02:56:40.950 he's serving 23 years uh has been in there since 2012 um but the fight all has to do with 02:56:40.950 --> 02:56:46.750 diddy's luxurious life so remember this report that came out a couple weeks ago where uh mbc 02:56:46.750 --> 02:56:53.090 news revealed that diddy was living in the lap of luxury in prison that he was uh that he had cell 02:56:53.090 --> 02:56:59.950 phones with um nude photos of ex-girlfriends that he was getting massages he had hennessy 02:57:00.590 --> 02:57:08.010 that he could drink and all of that was it came out yes sir i know i know i know i know i know i 02:57:08.010 --> 02:57:19.690 i was i was jumping over to the right tab yes sir you that all happened uh i mean i'm not i'm not 02:57:19.690 --> 02:57:30.410 even gonna you know we know what we heard and you know you know how do you 02:57:35.510 --> 02:57:36.190 do 02:57:36.190 --> 02:57:41.490 buddy okay here let's go let's run tape let's run tape yeah please 02:57:42.330 --> 02:57:49.330 john combs is living in federal prison for the first time in footage exclusively obtained by nbc news 02:57:49.330 --> 02:57:55.810 combs is seen using a cell phone which is prohibited by federal law this all comes nearly a year 02:57:55.810 --> 02:58:01.790 after combs was sentenced to 50 months for prostitution related offenses mbc news spoke to 02:58:01.790 --> 02:58:06.890 four men who spent time with combs in prison at fort dicks in new jersey they were granted it 02:58:07.630 --> 02:58:20.250 the irony of diddy doing time at fort dicks jesus just life comes out you fast 02:58:20.250 --> 02:58:25.390 anonymity to speak freely about life inside prison they described diddy's privilege life 02:58:25.390 --> 02:58:31.290 saying he's paid thousands of dollars a month to other inmates to do chores like make his bed 02:58:31.290 --> 02:58:40.330 and massages that's right they also cook special meals like these from pizza to onion rings those 02:58:40.330 --> 02:58:45.870 sources say the money flows from people outside prison to the commissary accounts of those inmates 02:58:45.870 --> 02:58:56.110 performing the services wow he's got he okay now think about how much uh a yacht party in 02:58:56.110 --> 02:59:06.330 international waters cost to throw or flying out a bunch of retard id models to a private island 02:59:06.330 --> 02:59:14.610 or something like that versus three phone cards and some fucking snack packs 02:59:17.630 --> 02:59:25.130 damn dude right he's in there's saving money he's balling dude this niggas balling in there 02:59:25.130 --> 02:59:32.590 he's having dudes massages back rub his fucking sore shoulders he's on this phone you know just 02:59:32.590 --> 02:59:39.130 watching shit probably talking to people getting pictures from girlfriends quote unquote quote unquote 02:59:39.130 --> 02:59:44.170 he's getting food made for him prison food chefs are probably chefing it up for diddy 02:59:45.770 --> 02:59:53.030 right jesus right multiple sources said diddy has used contraband cell phones to scroll instagram 02:59:53.030 --> 02:59:58.930 one source pointing nbc news to an instagram account that combs uses with no profile picture 02:59:58.930 --> 03:00:04.630 that's followed by combs's publicist they also say he has access to a modified tablet 03:00:04.630 --> 03:00:09.910 which allows him to watch movies and television shows of course a source calls did his prison life 03:00:09.910 --> 03:00:15.930 a party with regular access to alcohol and remeron remeron president with mood boosting effects 03:00:15.930 --> 03:00:23.570 the bureau of prisons tells nb he's doing fucking he's making the like prison wine version of 03:00:23.570 --> 03:00:30.470 to see in jail dear lord let me get that let me get that coke big boy yeah 03:00:31.490 --> 03:00:36.910 get that coke playboy let me get that playboy hey let me drink that i got this remeron i got that 03:00:36.910 --> 03:00:43.830 remeron i got that remi nigga i got that remi i got the hanny and remi yeah you got remi marin 03:00:43.830 --> 03:00:47.250 yeah yeah nah nah yeah nah yeah nah 03:00:50.910 --> 03:01:00.810 jesus wow why don't you be like that cornell girl snorted off a big j dig over there jesus yeah 03:01:00.810 --> 03:01:06.950 c news inmates are not permitted to have access to cell phones and per policy they do not comment 03:01:06.950 --> 03:01:13.090 on any incarcerated individual adding like all correctional agencies contraband particularly 03:01:13.090 --> 03:01:19.510 cell phones narcotics and weapons remains a constant challenge and we continue to tackle the problem 03:01:20.640 --> 03:01:30.590 right right so that's the that's what's going on with it and so nbc publishes that report 03:01:31.700 --> 03:01:40.630 right and then uh and then or you also heard it referred to as the shoe special housing unit 03:01:40.630 --> 03:01:47.570 so he was already in there but they get a daily break where they get to go outside for outside of 03:01:47.570 --> 03:01:55.870 their solitary unit for just a short amount of time during that time on friday we're told that diddy 03:01:55.870 --> 03:02:03.590 and and christopher coke dudas got into a started as an argument about all this heat that diddy is 03:02:03.590 --> 03:02:08.890 brought on all the other inmates and that turned into the fight and that's when diddy injured his 03:02:08.890 --> 03:02:15.130 head um and late friday night prison officials decided he needed to get some sort of treatment 03:02:15.720 --> 03:02:22.470 that they could not provide at the medical unit there on the prison and damn they had to take 03:02:22.470 --> 03:02:33.090 him to a whole different hospital because dudu's fucked up diddy so bad that regular prison 03:02:33.090 --> 03:02:36.290 facilities could not treat it 03:02:39.390 --> 03:02:41.770 damn yeah damn 03:02:43.810 --> 03:02:49.330 mcglomb bus yed boy yeah he did and he didn't he really did 03:02:51.190 --> 03:02:57.170 and now diddy somewhere else relocated probably gonna be chilling you know it's gonna be easier on 03:02:57.170 --> 03:03:01.370 him a yeah you know we're gonna fucking shave off some time for that fuckery you know it's 03:03:01.370 --> 03:03:06.870 fuck you fucked up too for you know running a little fucking boss ring you're like a little 03:03:06.870 --> 03:03:12.390 candy king you know but we got a you know we will move you somewhere else make it a little 03:03:12.390 --> 03:03:20.650 easy on you i playboy right right welcome to your new facility fort teabag yeah oh lord right 03:03:21.190 --> 03:03:27.870 and then dudu's is also you know he levels up seems that fort dicks was a bit too hard 03:03:27.870 --> 03:03:35.790 a diddy yeah it was let's put you somewhere softer and gentler right fort nut sack 03:03:38.410 --> 03:03:40.270 yes it is that's the name 03:03:43.350 --> 03:03:51.290 oh good lord that's that's just hilarious i mean it did yeah of course 03:03:51.290 --> 03:03:56.530 my condolence is to dudu's knuckles 03:03:58.210 --> 03:04:11.970 jesus man yeah mr coke christopher coke that's your name and you're a drug lord yeah calm me dudu 03:04:15.970 --> 03:04:19.230 but you're literally mr coke 03:04:21.490 --> 03:04:30.030 you don't take a lord that boy yeah exactly me profile you call me dudu's you take my don't know my name 03:04:33.090 --> 03:04:41.210 just to like uh no comment no comment there's just goofy dumb news like wow great who you think the 03:04:41.210 --> 03:04:52.970 police who you think special forces go and come see they hear about mr coke you don't think they come 03:04:52.970 --> 03:05:00.090 see mr coke me dudu's calm me dudu's wow 03:05:04.850 --> 03:05:06.650 use your brain 03:05:08.790 --> 03:05:14.570 so dumb and then upstream like like what's the status of upstream shit in relation to the 03:05:14.570 --> 03:05:20.750 diddy shit because we know diddy was you know doing whatever that was meanwhile like we can get 03:05:20.750 --> 03:05:26.130 anything on epstein but dudu's we know about dudu's we know diddy's like cheffing it up like 03:05:26.970 --> 03:05:33.010 can we get any other irrelevant info no where's grizzly mask well by the way max well what's she up to 03:05:36.090 --> 03:05:41.030 she is in minimum security teaching yoga last we heard 03:05:45.730 --> 03:05:49.690 yeah yeah good times good times literally 03:05:52.830 --> 03:06:05.130 and yeah no as uh culling is pointing out uh dudu's is responsible for hundreds if not over a thousand 03:06:05.130 --> 03:06:13.690 deaths he's uh not nearly as entertaining as we have made him out to be on the show this morning 03:06:13.690 --> 03:06:20.610 he's a very dangerous individual he's a monster hardcore criminal and uh blood thirsty yeah yeah we're 03:06:20.610 --> 03:06:29.570 out here making fun of a savage so if you ever see this show not disrespect 03:06:32.370 --> 03:06:42.330 you know me nobody dudu's right no it's just it is a very lovely accent and it's very fun to do 03:06:43.190 --> 03:06:49.350 dudu's of course of course it is mr coke mr coke are you nice mr coke 03:06:50.630 --> 03:06:54.150 i'm doctor coke professor right 03:06:59.130 --> 03:07:06.710 i'm good lord yeah shut out to shut out to the the again the writers of this uh tv show we're in 03:07:06.710 --> 03:07:14.290 all right you do make the cartoon entertaining you do it it's uh 03:07:17.070 --> 03:07:18.650 i don't know 03:07:22.790 --> 03:07:31.930 uh also before we we get out of here man i i don't know how uh we are expected to 03:07:31.930 --> 03:07:33.450 um 03:07:35.570 --> 03:07:45.410 take any of the the shangila stuff seriously when we've got an actual monster out there roaming 03:07:45.410 --> 03:08:00.990 the streets the sexual harassment robot in germany um this robot was uh basically uh grab the kids ass 03:08:01.550 --> 03:08:05.850 and like fortnite danced on her and it was like a 16-year-old girl 03:08:18.910 --> 03:08:24.590 yeah robot controlled by two men grope steam girl in germany police call it new territory 03:08:25.330 --> 03:08:27.670 i'm really sure what we could do with the robot 03:08:30.630 --> 03:08:38.230 but yeah streaming himself using an off-the-shelf $5,000 robot from a company named unitary to 03:08:38.230 --> 03:08:46.890 walk around and bother people outside of bars the way that extremely annoying twitch live streamers 03:08:46.890 --> 03:08:52.550 and tiktok stars have been doing for years god they got the robots doing a chud the builder thing 03:08:52.550 --> 03:08:56.490 yeah yeah this is chud the groper 03:08:58.350 --> 03:09:05.510 geez yeah put a mustache in a giant chain necklace on the robot calling him a mod the robot yeah 03:09:06.360 --> 03:09:13.790 yeah a mod the robot yeah right so different different scenario same robot 03:09:29.050 --> 03:09:29.650 oh 03:09:29.650 --> 03:09:31.810 yeah yeah yeah 03:09:33.170 --> 03:09:40.750 and it had to go and grabbing underage girls ass and fortnite dance on her 03:09:43.890 --> 03:09:51.570 oh my god man yeah yeah that's funny ending on a good note that's a good way to wrap it up 03:09:51.570 --> 03:09:58.390 right because if any if anybody's jobs deserve to be taken by the robots it is annoying twitch 03:09:58.390 --> 03:10:07.130 streamers and kick streamers i i yeah that's i'm okay with that i'm okay with that 03:10:11.370 --> 03:10:15.350 as always charles thank you back and see you back good happy back 03:10:16.170 --> 03:10:21.210 yes of course of course not man good good show good chat all that it was a good good time 03:10:21.210 --> 03:10:25.390 shout out to the chat the viewers as usual and i'll see you all next thursday folks 03:10:26.570 --> 03:10:33.310 okay i'll see you in a couple of hours on grift busters with mr garland nixon 03:10:34.290 --> 03:10:41.150 one p.m on the west coast four p.m on the east coast and then we'll be in the telegram group 03:10:41.150 --> 03:10:49.530 group chat here later uh this afternoon evening i'll be available i don't know five or so you guys 03:10:49.530 --> 03:10:55.150 can start one at any time you want we'll be back with the independent review tomorrow 03:10:57.450 --> 03:11:04.390 and then uh nature boy will be hosting the third maybe he won't maybe he's still on vacation 03:11:04.390 --> 03:11:08.690 i can't remember he might be on vacation i think he's on vacation never mind never mind 03:11:08.690 --> 03:11:16.090 fuck dave um but we'll be here for you even if dave has abandoned us that's right 03:11:17.130 --> 03:11:26.430 yeah yeah so uh tune in for that and everything else all across the weekend uh 03:11:27.230 --> 03:11:35.410 love the heck out of you guys we'll see you soon good luck to us all peace go back to bed america 03:11:35.410 --> 03:11:40.550 your government has figured out how it all transpired go back to bed america your government 03:11:40.550 --> 03:11:49.730 is in control again here here's american gladiators watch this shut up go back to bed america here 03:11:49.730 --> 03:11:56.530 is american gladiators here is 56 channels of it watch these pituary retards bang their fucking 03:11:56.530 --> 03:12:01.570 skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom here you go america 03:12:01.570 --> 03:12:05.610 you are free to do as we tell you you are free to do