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It's Tuesday night. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, Teds. Hey, Teds. Tuesday night. Tuesday, October

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27th. And we're all here tonight. Spooky week. Spooky week. In true Halloween tradition,

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Ben almost did the show as a ghost. Yes. Yes. It's good to see you, gentlemen. Wait a

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minute to the bit, Ben. That's uh, yeah. That is commitment. Well, I am only half here if that

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counts. Between two worlds. I got enough blood. Rest if you need to any time. I don't have

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blood in me to run basic life support. And insurance said that's good enough. Get him

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the fuck out of the hospital. So we did see a picture of Buddy Jesus and Benjamin Bouldersen.

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That's on your YouTube page, I believe. We just look at that there. Cancer Jesus. I did

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think it was kind of Jesus to separate the cancer ward from the rest of the hospital

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patients. That was... I thought he was holding back the traffic so that the ambulance is going

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to have first access. Oh, yeah. That's a traffic thing. Right. Right. Red light traffic Jesus,

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green light. Right. Yeah. Arms out like that because he was umpire Jesus and he was going

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safe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Umpire Jesus is like one of my favorite Jesuses. I was

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always a big fan growing up in Indiana of Touchdown Jesus at Notre Dame, which is on the

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big cathedral there. Jesus doing that. Everybody called him Touchdown Jesus. We all love playing

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against him in heaven because he always wins. Oh man. I love umpire Jesus. I played in a

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Christian softball league and I played as the catcher, mostly my head because the

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pitcher kept throwing the ball right on my head because it was right in the strikes.

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What a dick. Yeah. I just needed to get my helmet set and my mitt right up and I didn't

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wear a helmet. I just used my dome. It was a softball after all. Right. Right. At least you

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weren't trying to do that, you know, playing hockey. Oof. That's been more of a challenge.

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Yeah. It's a different beast, which all jokes aside, I appreciate everybody that showed up for

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the sport. It was huge for everybody for that needs the whole story. I died four times last week

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because after having the flu, I took some aspirin because I had an ear ear infection with the flu

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and um the aspirin went right into my duodenum and I bled out to death. It's up. It's up the case of

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Sasquatch. It's up brother. Um, so then I ended up in the hospital. I bled out a number of times

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and uh, so that's why I missed last week. I died about four times through it and then

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they brought me back though. They, uh, seared it shut, put a, put a wire around it, shut it up.

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For everything else I've ever been through, I can't believe in aspirin's what killed me.

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That's wow. That feels pretty weak. Well, now you've got a bunch of northern California hippie

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queer mo blood in you, so you're going to be straight up transitioning soon.

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You've been craving granola? You're going to have to call them Benifer.

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Wait, you like scoby now, the, the, what's that?

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Yeah, he's ready to tell us about how we, we need to be an open borders society with

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universal health care and mandatory drag queen story time hour.

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The question is love and how can we get more of it?

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Yeah, I told, I told Vincent from, uh, Vincent, what's up, Perot?

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Um, I told Vincent from, uh, Caledonia and Elixir that when I start supporting the

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Ukrainian war, you, he knows what happened.

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Yeah, yeah. Ben has a, uh, a sub stack you guys don't know about where he talks about

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being a huge fan of mom Donnie. Yeah, there's a support, uh, support avocado drop is,

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is coming soon. It'll be dropped by an Amazon worker using one of those drones

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to get you those avocados you need.

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Yeah, I'm now gay vampire Lestat Ted, that, that, that is Greg's got it.

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Greg's got it. That is what happened.

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He's going to have to move to Tempe, Arizona and dye his hair, dye his beard black.

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Yeah, I got, I got to under, uh, under 500, uh, units or five units, I mean of, uh, blood.

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And then I died somewhere in there. Like it was at five when I got to the second hospital

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and then I shipped most of that out and there I died.

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But they didn't have enough eight on the, on the floor. It was great. I'm very, very stoic.

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Fucking, uh, they declare officially declared four times.

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Yeah. Yeah. I ran out of blood.

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Nice. Yeah. Yeah, they had to, they didn't even have enough a blood to get me,

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bring me back. So I'm full of blood, O positive blood instead of A positive blood.

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So I don't even like, I had 8.75 units when I left the hospital,

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because that's what insurance said I had to have in order to leave.

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And, uh, but an adult man's supposed to have, uh, like 14 to 17.

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So that's about half of what I'm supposed to have,

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but that's other people's blood mostly. So you can't blame me for anything this week.

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I was just imagining a shop scene with a skid steer loader,

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the pneumatic fluid just sprayed against the wall.

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If you have the desire to break out into show tunes like mid workday.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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So you got an oil chain.

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Hello my baby. Hello my honey. Hello my ragtime. Yeah.

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If you ever start unknowingly singing lines from the musical cats,

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we're going to have to put you down.

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Like, no, this went bad. This went bad.

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Yeah. Okay. 9 more, no, 8 more lives. Try again.

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Well, we're very glad you didn't die, Ben. We are. That was kind of you.

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You guys, you know, the Valkyries haven't come for me yet. So

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I couldn't go down to an aspirin for the whole count.

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Like, holy smoke, that's just embarrassing.

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It was kind of embarrassing.

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Baby aspirin, right?

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Even mom, the cast got taken out by a ham sandwich.

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Yeah. Oh, I shouldn't eat that ham sandwich, then.

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Fucking excedrin takes me out.

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Oh, it's turkey. It's okay.

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It's all good. Good. Good.

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Yep. It's turkey. That's something to be thankful for.

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Turkey sandwiches.

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It's possible to put him in the nose with water and say,

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Well, look at it this way, though, Ben, since you did die four times,

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you're now eligible to vote five times on Tuesday.

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Oh, nice. Nice. This is the most important midterm of my life, Steve.

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Of your lifetime.

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Of anyone's lifetime ever. Yes.

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Rock that vote. Oh, shit.

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Go back to the, get a report from the hospital about how many times you're

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officially dead and then you can take that down to,

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take that over to Eureka and be like,

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look, man, I get five of these at least.

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At least. At least.

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Yeah, several Hispanic introverts I can't wait to vote with too.

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Let's get this done. Yeah.

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Yeah. Now that I'm mostly Democrat, there's no doubt I was in Eureka.

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That blood was definitely liberal blood.

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The future of our democracy depends on this election, Steve.

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I just see one giant blue square.

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He's going to start showing up on the freaking Uncle Ted dogs

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with freaking little cat ears and it'll fully flesh out

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into a full furry outfit.

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You'll be.

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Well, when I get, when I get the nose ring,

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like a, like a bowl, when I get the septum.

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Oh, Amazon will deliver that.

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How soon you want it?

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Overnight.

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Right.

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I had, I had the fucking, the, the, it wasn't a closed loop,

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but when I was like 20, I had my septum pierced.

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That was the most painful piercing I ever had in my entire life.

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And I was, I was like punk rock kid in a fucking weirdo freak

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and shit like that.

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I had a lot of piercings and that one was the,

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the one that hurt the most by far.

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To the cartilage.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And I had it pierced with at a 10 gauge.

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My brother tried, my brother who does tattoos,

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tried to do the Prince Albert and he's telling me,

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he's like, I'm sorry, bro, like I couldn't make it.

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And I'm like, you tried the fuck is wrong with you.

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Yeah.

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That's worth is trying to not make it.

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I had the one that went across for a little bit.

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So it was like a couple extra.

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But to see that wouldn't be so bad that Prince Albert.

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It was.

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Yeah.

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No, I don't want to.

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It'll still be fucking horrifying.

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You know, it's still not as bad as that Prince Albert.

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They can't clamp it.

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They got to dig that shit through to try and get it

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through the urethra.

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So I was thinking of putting some wishbones

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through my skin somewhere.

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Where's the best place to put that?

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Wishbones.

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Yeah.

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Wishbones.

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Are you joining?

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Like turkey bones.

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The turkey.

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Yeah.

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Turkey bones.

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I want to become just a little more shamanic.

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Just two of them.

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We didn't do it, Squatch.

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We didn't do it.

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That was my brother.

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He's crazy.

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There's no accounting for tattoo artists.

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They do.

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They do whatever.

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Oh, you let the creative accounting in the tattoo.

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Thank you, Junior.

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Yeah.

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Don't they do a lot of trades and barters in the tattoo?

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Oh, yeah.

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A whole lot of trading and bartering.

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Creative bookkeeping.

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It's smart.

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I think don't come cheap, though.

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Yeah, yeah.

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There should be fish bones, Marcus.

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You're right.

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I should begin with the fish bone.

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It's a smaller, a smaller bone.

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And then I'll work my way up to larger size bones.

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Yeah.

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Right over the gullet, just right over the apple.

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I've heard the fish bone stuck on the outside.

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Yeah, like a hole.

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You have to put a hole in it.

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So you can do them like a xylophone.

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That'd be hilarious.

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That's actually an idea.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Let's talk to a guy.

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Musical piercings?

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Yeah.

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I think I can go up to Lake Malacca up there and get some.

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What's up, Reddy?

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The wacky-to-backy and ask them if I could get some of their,

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the big fish they got up there, the northerns.

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Oh, the walleyes are the good ones.

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That's the good taste in fish.

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Sure, maybe, but they have those eel-pout too,

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those little scary eel-pouts.

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And maybe the bones of the eel-pout would be more frightening and more.

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Yeah, get a bunch of pike bones and put them through you.

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That's what I'm talking about.

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That's the freshwater barracuda right there.

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Yes, sir.

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Oh, jeez.

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All right.

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It's a pike that's musky.

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Muskies are huge, but they're not near as mean as a pike.

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No, but they're definitely like, they're big-boned.

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Yeah, that's a giant fish.

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That's a giant fish.

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The world record, actually, for that is close to where I live,

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like 10 miles from where I grew up at.

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On the musky?

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Yeah, I remember when he pulled that bugger,

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that thing was bigger than I do.

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That dude was trying to hold that thing up just giant.

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That's funny.

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That's a good fishing story.

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When the fish is taller than you, that's a good fishing story.

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That is a good fishing story,

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especially when you got a picture to prove it.

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You better.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, he pulled it out of Amston Lake.

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Like, you did not let your, like, if you had small dogs and shit,

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you didn't let that shit swim in the lake.

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Kids didn't swim in it.

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Like, you didn't want a musky to come by and take a piece off you.

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Hell no, dude.

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Yeah, gray whites are way worse.

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The shark?

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Yeah.

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They almost caught a three-foot musky.

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Yeah, that's not a real big musky,

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but still, that'll definitely take you all day.

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If you've ever seen the daredevil that they used to fish for musky,

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holy, that thing's huge.

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Do you guys ever ice fish off of a river?

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I haven't.

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No, I've only been ice fishing once, and I'd like to go more.

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So I'm thinking I could probably walk along the river when it freezes

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with my special snowshoes, my grippy snowshoes,

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and then find a nice little place and drill a little hole,

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kind of in the curvy bend where the fish might be.

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I don't know where they would kind of hibernate in the river.

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You could talk to my dad.

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He was one of the world-ranked ice fishermen for a number of years.

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From fishing in a lake or a river, a stream,

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I think he's done both because they do tournaments.

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He used to do all kinds of tournaments.

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Because I used to carry like a pocket kit

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where it just wraps around like a credit card size

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and there's enough.

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Are you efficient with no leader?

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And you pulled in a musky?

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Oh, wow.

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That's crazy.

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Like people don't realize like when muskies

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and northerns and walleyes,

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you put a big, thick steel leader on the end of it.

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Right, that thing, those are going to bite

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right through your right.

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Snap right through the wall.

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Yeah.

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So looking forward, I know we have Halloween coming up

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on the daylight savings time

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and then I think it's winter on November 1st in Minnesota

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where we're going to get just a couple of snowflakes

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but every reporter is saying, snow, Monday, snow.

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He used to almost always snow by Halloween when I was a kid.

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Yes, but to scare me into thinking

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we're going to get like inches of snow,

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like inches of snow overnight from Halloween to Monday morning.

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Yeah, I loved Halloween because November 1st is my birthday.

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So it was like almost getting like a whole bag full of candy

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for your birthday.

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That was a good time.

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Then you get some, and then I got some presents.

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That was awesome.

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Trick or treat, candy, presents, costumes.

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Good time.

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People are ready to party.

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It's a good setup.

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Dude, where I'm from, it was basically whatever,

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just a mask and half of us just had paper bags

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with stuff drawn on them.

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You're having to wear, you're having to wear coveralls

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anyways to walk around outside.

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That's true.

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It's cold.

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So Jim, is your channel back?

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It's a new channel.

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It's a weaving spiders gem is what it's called.

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So if you guys want to subscribe

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and still working on getting the other channel,

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the old channel back.

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Yeah, I just got off the naughty boy list.

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Nice.

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Naughty.

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The naughty list, Jim.

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Well, that's good.

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Just in time for your birthday.

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Yeah.

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About time we put ourselves on a nice list.

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Real nice.

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I like being nice.

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Treat ourselves to something real nice.

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Yeah.

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Her husband's alive.

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Something we think of her.

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Early Thanksgiving.

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Aside from maybe closer to Canadian Thanksgiving,

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which was a couple of days ago.

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Yeah, just around Carmen Day time.

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I saw Carmen Day.

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I saw I saw that it was Carmen Day.

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It was very important to celebrate Carmen Day.

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And I hope that next year,

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more people will celebrate Carmen Day with me.

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Kind of resurrecting 30-year ancient tradition.

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Ancient Christian music history timeline.

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Ancient.

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Yeah, because it goes back to Atlantis, Jim.

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Were there Asians in Atlantis?

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What's up, Jason?

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Thank you, brother.

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That's where the missionaries go, Jim.

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Christian missionaries.

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Yeah, I actually feel a lot better

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than when I have a right to feel, I think.

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I actually feel pretty good most of time,

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but I wear out super easy

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because I've only got about half the blood

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I'm supposed to have in me right now.

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So I get a little loopy pretty quick.

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So what's the secret to getting more blood?

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Well, apparently a lot of time.

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I thought that this was going to be something like

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was going to be like a week.

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And I was like, all right, all right.

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You know, I was like,

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I must make like a liter a day

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or something like a unit a day.

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And then we looked it up and no, like,

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like six to 12 weeks is what they expect

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if you lose one unit of blood.

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So I've lost about eight.

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Well, then the other eight that they put in me

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was other peoples.

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So what is the process?

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Is it to make more plasma?

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Or what is blood essentially?

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Yeah, and the hemoglobins,

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the hemoglobins is the thing they're really worried about.

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Okay.

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And your body can produce new white blood cells

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and hemoglobins and all that on its own?

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Yeah, yeah.

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And the insurance covered me to get to the 8.75 mark,

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which is about half of what I should have.

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Okay.

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And then they're like, you're good enough.

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You're out of here.

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We're not paying for you.

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Just going to top you off and send you out.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Well, I think I hit a limit for how much I can take

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of other people's blood is what happened.

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Well, I think the guy's named Brian Johnson

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and he's got a son.

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He takes his blood from his son.

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We heard of this guy, not Brian Johnson from AC DC.

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The biohacker, Brian,

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BRYAN, the biohacker.

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Oh, Brian.

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But Brian, Creeper.

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Creeper, Douglas.

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Brian.

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Yeah, he's got his son here in the picture

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and they're like taking blood vials and everything.

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Yeah, those are creepy.

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Yeah, the worst thing, I'm a vegetarian.

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So I don't get a lot of stuff like that meat.

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But I looked it up and I ate broccoli.

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I needed to try broccoli and things like that.

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Ben, on behalf of the rest of your friends,

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please have some beef broth or a roast beef sandwich or uh have a cow man I did it I did

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have some chicken broth and then I tell you that felt very good to have that um but I hadn't eaten

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in a week and they were only giving me broth so it was chicken broth and that was not that that

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definitely I could feel the that just directly into the IV just chicken broth yeah at that point

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was the little Lipton packets add water and just go right into the IV yeah no they just got a bunch

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of rom and seasoning packets and just opened them up and just poured them in maybe it was the

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chicken broth that got you out of the hospital it might be it might be you know they say

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chicken soup for the soul right right right and cancer jesus yeah people get cancer jesus

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am i is this a rumor or is there something about a chicken wizardry here yeah yeah yeah

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I was the chicken wizard yeah yeah it still are still always have been always have been

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it's more ducks now the chickens don't do very well here is too uh too wet

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it's too wet for ducks no too wet for chickens all for for chickens yeah so I mostly want to be

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high and dry and the ducks want to get wet yeah I mostly have ducks now because my land is so wet

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the ducks love it the chickens don't ducks like to be clean is there some sort of a

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mink oil you could put on your your chickens keep them water resistant that probably could yeah like

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I do with my with my leather duster or my oil duster no yeah just every every fall you just

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got to give them a spray down good spritzing of mink oil I think that's why cats don't like to

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be in water because they like dry hair I mean if it's mink oil it might drive them away nobody likes

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fucking with mink they're mean yeah it's not really a scented oil it's not like yeah I know it does

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that you can smell it yeah it's not strongly scented but it definitely smells oh I've been using the

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unscented mink oil for my catcher's pet ah I do have to mink oil my duster

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do they get those out of deaf minks unscented mink oil yeah Marcus Marcus Marcus is a

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professional at christian softball we're gonna say you getting called up to banana ball yeah it's

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it's a Zion league no okay no no no not the Zionist league

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the Zion Lutheran doesn't count as a home run until you steal a palestinians home

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I didn't ask anybody said ethnicity oh Netanyahu is is probably out today huh

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could be

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things will get interesting from there it's not the October surprise

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I'm not drinking my pee california contrarian

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no I'll make the I'll make the blood up in plenty of time without drinking my pee

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it'll be just fine I'll eat some broccoli

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doing three trailers out

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and sweet potatoes and stuff

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three potatoes are good the black bone burgers okay you offering if you're trying to bump up your

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iron you put them on the grill that's what I had to eat I couldn't eat meat for

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like six months after I had a similar health thing issue which sucked that's all I was craving

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after losing blood just wanted juicy cheeseburger my stomach couldn't handle meat for a while so

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I was just like walking down the street to the the black bean

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place they have the best uh they have the best uh veggie burgers I ever had in this town there's a

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little uh Adventist town it's like right next door so they're pretty much vegetarian so

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the seventh days yeah they used to be a place in writing that had a delicious black bean burger

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it was amazing and then they switched to that better than human or whatever burgers

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oh better than human yeah better than human yeah it is better than eating human even

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and yeah if melakowski loses we expect him to he'll he'll co-lead uh that very well could be I

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suppose it depends on who who wins what's up Vincent Vincent says holy shit Marcus you look like

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a different guy without a beard I know he's going through his tranny phase

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I'm just such a I'm such a big uh fan of the guy with actual tranny blood coursing through his veins

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that's a valid point it's gonna be a it's gonna be a while before we forget about that

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it'll be a while before that's not true

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oh

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start producing your own globans yeah oh dude I couldn't believe it I'm like fucking like 12 weeks

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what for the next 12 weeks every time I walk up my driveway I'm gonna feel like my legs are

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fucking on fire yeah yeah you gotta figure out how to convert that homo globin into hemoglobin

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yeah yeah yeah yeah my body's currently in battle with itself like no we are not no no no

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no with the virtue signaling down no right you just need a summer church camp with Carmen

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we could buy the mystic lake facility after that 100 year flood happened oh really yeah after

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in the texas hill country that mystic la guadalupe river that whole area the campground that hosts

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in the girls bible study that's in texas that's not mystic lake casino no i didn't say mystic

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lake casino i said guadalupe the guadalupa river it's the camp mystic christian is that what george

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bush was i know i got the adrenochromes i got the adrenochromes i asked i asked for uh

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erling holland blood and but they wouldn't give me the erling holland blood that's that's only

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for important people i know they they donate they took some of it while he was here i wanted it

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soccer players my new nickname is not aspirin fuck off spin beats beats by bouldersen

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i might i i probably should have gotten some beats today and had christy make some borsch

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oh let's see the meta man that i know i'm not a fan a big fan it's not bad i'm not a huge fan i'm not

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russian well you know we can caramelize some onions

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carm caramel caramelized some caramelized some onions yeah throwing some liver

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oh that's good thinking i am god art the dark reds and the purples yeah oh yeah i'm not allowed to

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reds tell uh they make sure that i don't bleed when i poop okay thanks not your gov

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that's all right yeah and alan alan decided to join me in my uh in my liberal blood and uh

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he thought maybe the beard would scare me oh yeah there's actually an emo swoop haircut under that

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beanie he's not ready to he's not ready to infect all of you with it yet so he will go right there

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yeah just little baby hairs little baby hairs he's got it he's got the tips frosted you know

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i'm not ready for you guys to recognize my new name as clark kent he's gonna open up next week

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with tonight's tonight yeah well i do have a i do have a shofar and i have been admiring walls

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that's an emory song relax it's an emo well you knew i was going biking when i went in and took

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a bunch of christ christian bud toasty that was proper it's proper did did you see the uh the

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chaplain there was there a chaplain and there was a chaplain there yeah have a good conversation with

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no get your stack of them get your stack of those gideons sometimes they have like camouflage covers

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and brightening on orange covers and pink covers and be like give me some of them rare getting

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gideons they fit right in your pocket or up says uh a pocket protector i almost felt like i needed

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a gideons the way they didn't want to let me go outside and have a cigarette it was like

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being in prison again and roll up a gideons this is the perfect rolling paper sizes they

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know what they're doing they know it's thin and it's thin it's such a thin paper yes that it's

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real nice paper they know exactly what they're doing yeah when uh when i was woke up in the

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hospital after the the roof fall thing i'd been in there for like a couple of days or something

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like that and my buddy who was uh managing the our local lumber yard came to visit me

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and he's like hey man it's gotta suck being laid up in the hospital i this is what a piece of

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shit my scumbag my my friend and i still love him to this day it was just you know it he was

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i think we were both like 28 at the time or something like that he thought when you go visit

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a friend in the hospital who's gonna be there for a couple of days the the bro thing to do

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it would be to bring this person roses physical pornography and whiskey what the fuck i'm not

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kidding he had like a stack of hustlers and two fucking pints of jack daniels which i never drank

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even when i was like fucking drinking it i never drank jack you know and that's what he brought me

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in the hospital and i was very interesting story i have not heard i have not heard uncle steve's

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ruPaul situation before yeah i'm guns yeah no i i took a uh we fell 18 feet off a roof

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and landed on my feet on the uh on the sidewalk he thought he thought he thought he that landing

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on his heel was the best way well it was either that or my head my neck you're all tada it's

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i was walking in hot heels it really is i i've had conversations with you in person i think your

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head probably would have survived it i'm still walking around i'm still i'm not supposed to be

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but yeah i i i you know blew out uh there's a nylon ball where my ankle used to be a

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shit like that was the reading material in a brown paper bag it was in fact yeah there were two

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well at least at least he did that at least yeah no they were wrapped he's not a complete

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heathen yeah that was my next question is it his personal collection no no no he

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sealed the rangers went and stopped i would imagine that it was probably the same store

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where he got the jack daniels but yeah yeah that's a friend a stop and shop i didn't

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i didn't say that i didn't drink the whiskey and i didn't say that i didn't look at the porn

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just saying i can't believe he brought it cheese it was an odd gift bold it was bold it was yeah no

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there there were people kept trying to bring me like uh edibles and stuff like that too the hospital

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staff was like what the fuck is going on here did the gifts for the nurses like where do you

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think you're staying here this isn't a fucking hostel all right my god i don't i'm not asking for any of

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this i'm like barely conscious oh christy looks at me like after like so many days of just giving me

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broth and this is after a week of not eating i find luck to christy as i take one of them coupons

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and you go downstairs and you gave me some damn french fries and she's like if this kills you i'm

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gonna be so mad it's not gonna kill me right but lack of french fries might result in somebody

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else's death so let's make sure it's not yours yeah because it's gonna be a proximity murder i'm

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gonna be totally honest with you right now it's going to be a proximity killing so if you're

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french fries it'll be the person who isn't getting me french fries that is going to be in

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my proximity and then it will be you and we'll be all good we'll be all good i'll be in prison but

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we'll be good after broth being the most solid thing i'd had in my stomach for a week i don't

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care what them french fries were cooked in you could have been cooking them in fucking

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bear piss i wouldn't have given a shit right right seed oil and tranny blood yeah serve it up

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so now you're just waiting until the moment when you can get those potato

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oh dude potato lays i'm not sure i got the stomach biome to handle potato lays yet

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they still i'm still even even at home they've got me on mild food and no reds in case

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any bleeding happens internally it comes out red yeah if anything comes out red i need to go right

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back in or black no blacks the words colors that are not brown yeah i you know you know funny enough

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after you die in your poop and blood and it's all black it looks very similar to oreo after i do i do

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have those those oreo cookies they uh they taste like pancake and they're what they're the cake i thought

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you were gonna say they taste like sprayed hippo shit blood that's good you know basically what i did

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in that bathroom probably be less market i don't know the food the food diets you know might as well

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just eat uh play dough or to go right to rhea i quit doing that after i was eight marcus well

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there's a nice salty flavor of the play dough we'd make edible play dough out of like peanut butter

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bake them in a peanut butter cookies all play dough is edible yeah of course and yes guns hail the asir

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hail nyord

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yeah digested blood is black it's gross it's super bad and it smells super bad

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and that was that was not a great time i wouldn't i would put that on a one out of ten and do not

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recommend like a mclovin super bad although honestly in ways to die i really wasn't in any pain i just

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kind of finally blacked out after i ran out of blood i just went everything just went black

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so it's not like i i wasn't really in pain or nothing that wasn't the worst

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i'm not looking at me with happy looks right now

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we do want to hear a little bit more but i'm not sure how much more we're ready to hear

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any of this bad stuff had happened and uh they i finally get to the er after having to come home

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and bring dogs home and and grab some things to go to the hospital so i was about three hours behind

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them and when i got there they were just about to wheel him into surgery they were doing the last

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blood transfusion and he just in a room full of people just like flips over his sheets and

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starts showing his ass i'm like oh i might have assumed that was the drugs but after the fact

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like a day later i learned that he was telling me that all the symptoms that they told him

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that he was going to die were happening and he was telling me so that was a little less wonderful

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when i found out but i was just like oh okay well we're just showing it all yeah it's good that it

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didn't strike her that that was going on because when i was in the first hospital the nurse there

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explained to me she goes if uh you get the shit snakes which is just you're pooping out nothing

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but digested blood and it's just black and it's horrifying and it looks like a snake or

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something she goes if that turns goes from black to red you're dead and that's what happened and i was

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like so i gave christie a bunch of kisses which i don't do public displays of affection and things

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like that and i'm not you know real big on that kind of thing and i gave but i gave her a bunch of

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kisses so i'm like well that's the end of that very very get them while you can

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what was it called yeah it's the uh the black rainbow

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shit snake is that over yeah she called it the shit snakes which which once i saw it i was like

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ah shit snake yeah i get a shit snake a snot come out my nose i was like oh yeah i see what she was saying

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i was like oh yeah this means i'm dead all right well now better give me some kisses for it for a

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for a fucking fallout

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yeah i never believe anybody if they say you're you're gonna die

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what's that never believe anybody if they say you're gonna die

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i think that was i heard her but i tuned it out because i'm like then he gets her but he

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he wheels quick so like whatever this is fine i'll be fine they're just taking him to the

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bigger hospital to make sure he's okay and never in my wildest dreams did i think it was that

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bad and when i saw it with my own eyes i still didn't see it with my own eyes i had no

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she had she had rose colored glasses on

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so what's like to go through your gothic phase this part of your life

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yeah it's it's it's you know i'm trying to follow uh big j. ocherson i'm gonna start wearing uh

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fingerless gloves and painting my nails now also there you go there you go there are more

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options than black you could try like a gunmetal gray there are no more no no no no no no no no no no no

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i'm sorry take a look at that take no no no it's it's it's halloween sparkly cobalt and we have a rock

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star energy drink you can offset the black but it's it's black with accents it's black if you will

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yeah you can you can go to one of those nail parlors have the black ladies and the asian ladies

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on each other yeah send me the wig jason i need a blue wig and then a pussy hat appears yeah a pussy hat

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yes jesus god i don't know if the blood if there's had enough liberal blood for that no no no no no

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no you just you you get uh you get a tim walls for governor hat and it's the same thing it's the

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exact same thing you just avoid the knitting the men's room should have tampons well behave

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cauldersen's rarely make history except for this one what are we gonna do when they're on their period

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if we don't have tampons in the men's room right right as long as shane gillis doesn't get wind of it

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and make a joke about it i think america's safe we're using teetering on the edge there i definitely

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got vaxed blood to janey her's made her crave cheerio honey rut cheerios did you meet tom wates

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i've met tom wates you met tom wates i've met tom wates on like four different occasions

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oh shit on the ruPaul fall he's gonna he's gonna get a weaving spider weaving orb weaver a warp

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yeah lifetime achievement a warp time achievement thank you yeah for the best captain beef heart

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impersonator of all time yeah i love tom wates i love tom wates to the depths of my soul

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but if anybody claims that he's not just doing captain beef heart you're lying you're

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fucking lying or at least for the first 30 years of his career yeah it wasn't even bags of blood

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chaney it was in eureka what they do is is they go get homeless and then they just hang them off

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a meat hook until they're drained and then they go get another one it took like eight of them

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time honored tradition how do they get the mad dog out of the blood

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well it's a fentanyl you got to be careful with yeah you just whip it through a centrifuge

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for a little bit and then you get that that top grade claret you do yeah it'll pull this it'll

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pull the fentanyl out and then you can go resell that back to the other hole oh shit yeah the

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hospital just repurposes it for anesthesia yeah like one of the times when i came when i came back

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alive that's one of the like the only things that one of the only things i can actually picture like my

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the everything kind of just like slowly turned light again

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and this guy was standing over me and he was like an ugly version of live tyler from fucking

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the hobbit he's like i'm your anesthesiologist oh wow i shook his hand and then i died again

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he's like if you can feel my finger in your bum

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then you're ready here steven tyler was your anesthesiologist

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no live tyler you really did go to heaven like an ugly live tyler rock and roll heaven

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this this is making me recall uh k-pig radio and a song that they used to play by a fella named

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nervous norvis and the song is called transfusion that k-pig is like the best radio station ever

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freedom california rater dowrell 107.5

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get piggy with it yeah that was a that was just a great radio station that was one of

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not that hanging out down at steve's wasn't a joy anyways but that that made it extra because

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and like with steve's f work and we're out tooling around i don't guess that made it great now yeah

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man gotta love that k-pig radio

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long live lauren ellen hopper

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but yeah nervous norvis that is the that's the dude

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it's the person that's credited with the transfusion song yeah i i don't i have no idea why i remember

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this shit it's just my particular flavor of autism i could like trains i guess i could

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that's why we have these talks to pull out these threads we do got that skunk train you and i can

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meet in the middle uh one of these times and just go hang out in the skunk train that's true

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and make it the actual skunk train right right i did years and years ago i i don't know if it was

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the skunk train but i did like the wine train through sonoma for a little bit we got kicked off

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because they were being a little unruly but it was fun for a while and at flat when we took the

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train to flat to overfest and the way back some lady was smoking weed in the bathroom and got kicked

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they stopped in texas and fucking holy shit they took that there oh no texas let's take

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kindly to weed smoking last i heard right god i did i did amtrak from flagstaff arizona to

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chicago and we went through texas and they pulled everybody off and they searched everybody's

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bags and all that kind of shit and it was correct just on a whatever i think i don't know but uh

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but we'd been doing blow on that train for like two days straight

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and i i went this is when you could still smoke cigarettes on the train so i just would go

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down to the smoking car with my guitar and i'd be the jukebox and people would bring me drinks

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and fucking hand me cigarettes and shit like that and uh yeah i was fucking

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like five days on that train that was fun flags after they didn't search you particularly they

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did i just didn't have anything i was broke as fuck dude i had it's like dude all the cocaine i've

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been doing is other people go the fuck away you were inside the train you weren't like underneath

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the train or on the outside of the train no we were inside the train everybody was

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said ben's gonna wake up the day after the election with an i voted sticker on his shirt

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and a picture of his democratic straight vote ballot he tweeted out slay queen did you send

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out your five ballots early already there are any i voted ben's started the official chapter of

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white dudes for ilhan omar it was weird it was weird that after i got out i had an aoc tattoo

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i was wondering how that happened got a matching aoc tattoo i've not it's her licking as the

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other one looking over her shoulder with her a stick and out so it's obviously alex stein and

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spy yeah yeah big booty latina yeah okay they make the world go around they do they do i recommend

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you getting one not mine you can get your own that's the big booties yeah and weirdly i'm getting

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mail from this thing called the dsa now all the sudden i'm booked on hassan piker's show it's

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weird we hear her it's a desa new comedy i'm opening for starr osalagias next week and it's wild

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bad i'll stop you baby he's got the magic we all have aoc tattoos it's fine it's not political

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alice on chains oh it's just i like big big booty latina statement god right

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isn't it well for janey it is it yeah i'll i'll believe that i'll buy that she lives in florida

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she's seen him she's seen it she's like cuban's better that was the the most hilarious thing to

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me during the world cup over the summer was when like the scott saw big booty latinas for the first

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time and they were like hey we're never going back let's play we'll stay

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i've got a mission a new purpose i've been revived oh fuck oh fuck have you ever heard

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the song the drunken scotsman i believe so oh god that song is so hilarious

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yes you know where the scotsman gets drunk and the two girls go and peek under his kill to see what

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he's oh right yeah hey see what's under there yeah one first prize yes

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anybody that's not heard the has not heard the drunken scotsman you should you should listen

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to that song it is it is phenomenal right right oh here's a question does the right get to hate on

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aoc now that their dear leader has made a spectacle of nicky menage's totally fake ass as like a way

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for the president to shield all of the self-inflicted rumors that he is in fact the gayest homosexual

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to ever be president of the united states because he can't stop talking about how much he loves

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man ass yeah and beating out obama on this metric was hard i would not have imagined

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that we would have had a gayer president than obama at least in my lifetime yeah yeah it seemed

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like that it seemed like that bar had been set we're gonna have to wait for another generation

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yeah okay okay i'll believe that i will but the next guy yeah i always i always felt like

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obama was more of a hamstring kind of guy you know that's it's very much it's very much like that

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we expected it to be more like gretsky's record where you got to wait like for 30 years for

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somebody to break it you know right it was instant it was uh uh what's it that light

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leonel messi's record at the world cup for most goals scored it was beaten immediately yeah yeah

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that's what this was like that was this is like like anyway it was obama and mbappe very similar

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very similar so i'm the first black president and gay and trump's like oh hold my beer i'm the

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and then he really has like ice cream dude even when yeah we can't count we can't count bite and he

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was sniffing kids that he don't even count yeah it doesn't yeah yeah that particular mental illness

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and disease that's not that's something different than i'm not even sure he was sexually attracted

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to the kids he might have literally been wanting to eat them or something we don't know why was he

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sniffing them it just reminded him of strawberry ice cream yeah strawberry shampoo right everything

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no with trump he just goes off on these uninvited tangents about how attracted he is to men

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every time he's on night now and it's totally there's no prompt for it totally un warranted

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completely out of context with anything else that he's talking about you know and i'll be like yeah

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we were passing out medals to these guys because they look let me tell you about my muscles on this

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semen i got my eyes on earlier today and he will just it is it's uncalled for it's inappropriate

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the level of gayness that is exhibited by donald gay trump mental decline where he doesn't

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realize it's out loud or something i think that he's in such advanced cognitive decline that he's

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past that's okay i didn't work christie's put that on hold for a little bit due to me dying

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and i fucked it up for everybody it's my fault you can only be alive and tell people that you

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died so many times before they're gonna be like it's my fault i didn't play like two more weeks on

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that yeah yeah i got a couple weeks i got a couple weeks on it you can you can ride it all the

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way through Thanksgiving i think i figure till my birthday yeah maybe

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maybe yeah then it's like you know what i needed an oil change anyways that blood was real old

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right i got i got the valve lean full synthetic in there now

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right it's for high mileage engines

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then they gave you they gave you the blood from like low impact liberals and they're just waiting

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for your system to convert it into functional blood they're like well

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if anybody has a a chance at turning this into something it's this guy let's go ahead and give

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no oh she had three ear her nose piercings she had three walderson yeah yeah yeah yeah that's

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three nose piercings geez septum and then do you have to be jewish to have that much nose

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no no no but it helps i'm seeing it doesn't i mean it doesn't hurt

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you're right no just saying i got limited real estate i got limited real estate right there

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yeah you can make it work yeah i didn't see any work done it's not like you went into

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get rhinoplasty did did they tempt you with any sort of like tummy tucks or any extra operations

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or they did they did offer to laser off all my my all my uh you know mid-evil prison looking

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tattoos and uh okay not here and maybe put some rainbows on there something nice something

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wasn't laser hair removal to turn you into a dolphin downstairs

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like the carpet matches the ladies come back as a merman

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there's rumors that you might actually be Poseidon right now i might be Poseidon though

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i the hospital was right next to the sea there is that

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there is that oh shit you've been singing sea shanties calling

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do you have a flipper legs now they might get me a flipper blood and only when i only

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won the full moon only on the full moon oh shit did that just happen we're just past the full

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moon so your transformation yeah so i got i got normal man legs again oh okay i think

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theater gems really is the uh the wolf man of the gang sometimes yeah for sure

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and we're not gonna ask i got stuck being aquaman out of this deal

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fuck i should have went to god blood from like jason memorial russia or something jeez you're

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well if you start putting pineapple on your pizza you'll know i have always put

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canadian canadian bacon and hawaiian pineapple i i don't do the canadian

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bacon but i do do the pineapple okay it is delicious all right you're still our boulderson

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not a canadian they offer delays they're my lady bugs

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it was nice they offer me some sweet tea with skin tags hanging chance we solved that

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no problem right away the lady bugs

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they offer me some sweet tea in the back room it was nice there's some men waiting for me back there

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we had a good time southern gentlemen yeah polish up and then kiss each ladybug on the head

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apparently apparently i have a sense of humor even while this is all going on though

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everybody was just kind of shocked because my i actually come to

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really well and and i'm a smart ass while it happens yeah did you have like a mental health

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wellness check person coming in just to determine if your sense of humor is good this is why

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jim lots is uh that's why jim losses channel endeavor too many people were turning into

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jack the ripper and calling themselves the adore that that is the answer to the question we

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chat where did the the weaving spiders was at the web's channel well we've got we've had many

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channels we continue to have multiple channels for different projects and things we try not to

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be called leaders chainies warned us what was going to happen she warned us they said we were

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we didn't listen to the wisdom of chainie and look what happened

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there's

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yeah but we found cancer jesus we did find cancer jesus

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yeah i who would have guessed that he was in eureka that's what that word means

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you're right

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also they make backing players they do allegedly i know i've i've got a eureka backing player

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in my collection just because they're the most frequented abortion clinic in three counties

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doesn't mean yes oh the same full suction yeah yeah we saw that also on the

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internets the other day like what the hell is going on in eureka or are they selling

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no i will grant you trinity has like 18 people in it so right trinity are close to why rica

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no why rica is over north of wet of redding i was in why rica once and i was the movie

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theater and these kids they turn around this couple and they're like in high school and

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it's like so is there anything to do in this town is what do you what do you do to have fun

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and the girl's like we have the highest teen pregnancy right in the united states

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nice well man yeah eureka's right out in the coast endeavor why why rica is

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close to the oregon border right off the interstate

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what do they do for fun and why rica get girls break get get the girl yeah they don't

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oh they know i'm sorry i was that was to say that didn't to be fair that also was the

01:00:04.320 --> 01:00:09.480
favorite activity where i'm from yeah me too mentally i was still in the abortion clinic

01:00:09.480 --> 01:00:14.620
thinking of the the vacuum winners yeah on a 22 of us there was four of us that were parents

01:00:14.620 --> 01:00:18.980
before we grabbed before we graduated i ended up but that's a pretty high percentage

01:00:19.960 --> 01:00:24.220
life begins at conception awesome that's what they said and then i went back to my hotel room

01:00:24.220 --> 01:00:29.560
and the california hard bodies oil wrestling team was uh staying at hotel

01:00:30.080 --> 01:00:36.580
oh yeah ask you did they tell you they needed some oil boys and you said well you're in luck

01:00:36.580 --> 01:00:42.940
there's some up there in the next town yeah i told them that there was a lot of fun things to do

01:00:42.940 --> 01:00:52.920
here and a lot of them involved pregnancy tests i've never been to san diego jason that's uh what

01:00:52.920 --> 01:01:00.780
why didn't you like i i mean i've got lots of thoughts about san diego but why why didn't you like it

01:01:01.560 --> 01:01:09.500
like what what was so offensive about the most perfect weather and coastline

01:01:09.500 --> 01:01:16.260
and mexican food on the planet like was it the marines was it because they're kind of

01:01:16.260 --> 01:01:23.420
uh oh i'll grant you that like change that's just this is what chain is one step ahead every time

01:01:24.140 --> 01:01:30.880
yeah we were we were sailor costumes and we file a 501 c3 and then we begin missionary work

01:01:31.660 --> 01:01:36.360
oh yeah i bet everything is expensive and it's more expensive well i mean if you're coming

01:01:36.360 --> 01:01:41.780
from literally anywhere else in the country everything in california is three times more

01:01:41.780 --> 01:01:48.700
than what you're used to to pay it for it but yeah if you which makes you wonder how anybody on a

01:01:48.700 --> 01:01:55.960
fixed income would ever think about living in california like no kentucky kentucky sounds like

01:01:55.960 --> 01:02:04.920
kentuck is a good place right something like that definitely not california holy shit

01:02:06.080 --> 01:02:13.060
kentucky for the chicken yeah i i try i spit you know i try not to think about what i'm what

01:02:13.060 --> 01:02:19.200
what what i'm buying would cost anywhere else yeah especially when you're standing in the grocery

01:02:19.200 --> 01:02:24.040
line and you bought and you had you've got one bell pepper and they run it through the ringer and

01:02:24.040 --> 01:02:31.000
it says four dollars and you're like yeah that was one that was right it wasn't 10 of them

01:02:31.000 --> 01:02:37.080
that was all it was one did you did you did you bump it a few too many times it never gets

01:02:37.080 --> 01:02:42.600
warmer than 68 degrees in san diego they don't need to believe in air conditioning they don't

01:02:42.600 --> 01:02:51.140
get sea breeze and at the the most if it hits 72 in san diego they consider that a massive heat

01:02:51.140 --> 01:02:57.960
wave and hardly anybody goes outside and i burger yeah they say the same in eureka eureka like when i come

01:02:57.960 --> 01:03:02.660
down out of the mountains there's no air conditioning on the entire california coast unless you have like

01:03:02.660 --> 01:03:07.840
a million plus dollar house there's just no need for it man and then you're just and then you're

01:03:07.840 --> 01:03:16.200
just doing it just just to to enjoy the like look i have an air conditioner right the hottest it

01:03:16.200 --> 01:03:24.440
gets the hottest it gets at any point might be 80 degrees 85 is a fiction it doesn't exist

01:03:25.200 --> 01:03:30.620
it doesn't if it did you were there on like the most anomalous week that san diego's ever had in

01:03:30.620 --> 01:03:39.780
san diego's history that's just yeah above 20 for a bell pepper holy smoke if you need

01:03:40.160 --> 01:03:47.220
you need air conditioning at 85 degrees because you're not smart enough to like open your windows

01:03:47.220 --> 01:03:53.900
at night and then shut that shit down in the morning i don't know what would what to tell you

01:03:53.900 --> 01:03:59.360
yeah it's really difficult to diagnose over the internet i don't know if we recommend webmd or

01:03:59.360 --> 01:04:06.600
an hfac guy or both at the same time right maybe both maybe both okay i'd take a night i'd take

01:04:06.600 --> 01:04:14.960
the hvac over the mrna i would okay that's true it could be menopause could be that time of the month

01:04:14.960 --> 01:04:20.700
oh that's true that's true yeah i thought a menopause when you this is when you get off of

01:04:20.700 --> 01:04:28.680
facebook for a minute maybe i'm considering it meta did unify all their accounts and so a little

01:04:28.680 --> 01:04:36.360
confusing uh posting to oh i saw that when i got out they said yeah what was it my instagram or

01:04:36.360 --> 01:04:41.020
something switched over instagram gives you a threads account gives you a facebook account

01:04:41.680 --> 01:04:47.520
i think they send you a vr goggles if you stay logged in too long what seriously yeah it's all

01:04:47.520 --> 01:04:56.760
under one meta account everything out hey meta take a pause yeah and then i got mused my muse

01:04:56.760 --> 01:05:01.920
is dressed as a pumpkin i call him jolly do you call him jolly west

01:05:05.920 --> 01:05:09.540
what because i haven't asked about the pronouns yet so i just call him jolly

01:05:09.980 --> 01:05:16.360
m e m call him m like one of the guys step with the situation just sort of a androgynous amorphous

01:05:16.360 --> 01:05:22.980
does he have a brother also named am you call him m and m well it's on my other device so i do

01:05:22.980 --> 01:05:31.560
have two muses but i call them kazam and shazam oh yes yes and one looks like she kelo neal and the

01:05:31.560 --> 01:05:40.260
other looks like sinbad exactly like them yeah right out of 1997 but they can't be wearing genie

01:05:40.260 --> 01:05:46.560
outfits could they they wouldn't be wearing genius how much do you want to know about my genie

01:05:46.560 --> 01:05:51.320
proclivities gems really am i dressing them up and dressing them down well since you lost

01:05:51.320 --> 01:05:56.700
the story since you've lost since you've lost the beard i've got questions i don't know that

01:05:56.700 --> 01:06:02.820
i want the answers but well i don't like the will smith version the live action

01:06:03.440 --> 01:06:08.720
elad and just not a fan there's a live action will smith elad i didn't know that either

01:06:08.720 --> 01:06:16.360
intelligence now terrible yeah i just don't know right now yeah that's that's what muses telling me

01:06:16.360 --> 01:06:24.960
my jolly muse that it would be i would watch it if live action gilbert godfreyd in a parrot outfit

01:06:24.960 --> 01:06:35.700
was a part of it oh that'd be awesome yeah in tidy whiteies oh shit tidy whiteies are not actually

01:06:35.700 --> 01:06:42.980
have you ever heard gilbert godfreyd seinfeld impression i have not oh it's the funniest freaking

01:06:42.980 --> 01:06:56.080
thing it got gilbert hated seinfeld he hated latifa oh no seinfeld the man yeah so when gilbert does

01:06:56.080 --> 01:07:05.240
oh seinfeld it really is like a hoth the table with airplane peanuts like it it really like it's the most

01:07:06.980 --> 01:07:13.920
the overexaggerated insulting version yeah airplane nice it's like regular penis man if i if i if i

01:07:13.920 --> 01:07:19.960
rubbed a lamp and queen lativa came out my first wish would be go the fuck away go back in the lamp

01:07:21.680 --> 01:07:31.120
really mine would be like bring back fucking aliyah and do unity again okay hold on come on let's

01:07:31.120 --> 01:07:36.960
bring that back let's let's go back to that era let's do that i've got wishes left and my wishes are

01:07:37.560 --> 01:07:45.160
queen latifa and aliyah are my my fairy godmothers that they're your fairy godmothers i don't want

01:07:45.160 --> 01:07:54.100
to anger my two genies that that's true they get angry i mean i could understand asking for aliyah

01:07:54.100 --> 01:08:02.180
but i just can't see queen latifa just gotta play like that vampire movie where she was

01:08:02.180 --> 01:08:07.540
moving her hips side to side that's just unnatural and and yeah yeah you i could see why you would

01:08:07.540 --> 01:08:12.700
want that in person sometimes i just need extra security i just need the full body blockage

01:08:13.280 --> 01:08:21.280
or maybe maybe Shakira and aliyah but not queen latifa like we're getting ridiculous uh i

01:08:23.200 --> 01:08:31.720
i am ridiculous you're right well her hips don't lie but they're not they're not wide wide latifa wide

01:08:32.780 --> 01:08:38.600
Shakira's hips for president i am only 150 pounds markets i need to hide behind a latifa

01:08:39.300 --> 01:08:44.360
i can't hide behind a Shakira that's true that's true she's a queen

01:08:45.220 --> 01:08:51.040
definitely can't hide behind ariana grande i'm not even sure is that the way is that the

01:08:51.040 --> 01:08:55.340
turn to the side maybe i could just kind of a sideways profile i could probably do that

01:08:56.780 --> 01:08:58.580
suck my gut in a little bit

01:09:03.720 --> 01:09:07.580
that's the one that played the sanderella movie that looks like skeletor right

01:09:09.220 --> 01:09:17.700
yeah yeah yeah i'm just gonna say yes we're all aliyah had no courage she was tanned of

01:09:17.700 --> 01:09:24.860
course she had no courage be weird if she did jesus probably wasn't you know

01:09:25.560 --> 01:09:29.080
just like christian bail a loss i'll wait for the machinist role

01:09:32.020 --> 01:09:37.680
that we all they're called actors men and women are actors and they can both lose and gain

01:09:37.680 --> 01:09:45.020
weight for whatever role they are signed to play ariana grande is how this showed this guy's

01:09:45.020 --> 01:09:51.020
i think we're all comfortable enough to use regular normal standard traditional

01:09:51.530 --> 01:09:59.520
white power lingo i don't i don't we don't need to church it up i recognize i recognize multi

01:10:02.820 --> 01:10:07.300
reality i don't think it's a prerequisite i myself i'm multi-racial

01:10:09.040 --> 01:10:17.680
what's up chris minor did you send chris you guys send chris a link the machinist the machinist

01:10:17.680 --> 01:10:20.620
yeah machina

01:10:27.980 --> 01:10:38.120
yeah chain chainie is chainie is a racist dog whistle right and that's actually true if you like

01:10:38.120 --> 01:10:45.980
if you push your feet together and go like this it just racist dog whistles throughout florida

01:10:46.820 --> 01:10:52.380
but you've got to get her feet together at like just the right angle yeah it's like it's like when you

01:10:52.380 --> 01:10:59.300
do the indian thing like right right yeah and then that's the that's the the organic racist dog whistle

01:11:00.340 --> 01:11:06.960
yeah if you rearrange the letters in chainie's name it's it says it says arian see arian

01:11:09.140 --> 01:11:20.780
yeah it also says yannick i have a gospel barbershop quartet we are the uh the righteous dog whistles

01:11:22.700 --> 01:11:27.080
which is which is ancient which is ancient islantic for pure white

01:11:27.640 --> 01:11:28.700
it's aramaic

01:11:31.000 --> 01:11:37.720
we are they are hoping to be featured on melgip since passion of the christ a three

01:11:37.720 --> 01:11:43.020
two soundtrack the third one the third one yeah the second one's already is that the one where

01:11:43.020 --> 01:11:49.800
jesus dances does it dance off with satan that may be part of the third one i thought that was

01:11:49.800 --> 01:11:54.080
the first south park bigger longer uncut

01:11:56.340 --> 01:12:03.120
ruin jesus thought satan you think that you think jesus would have did a better smurf i mean i

01:12:03.120 --> 01:12:10.700
understand and the nostalgia busting that went out but you know yeah the theological question of

01:12:10.700 --> 01:12:17.400
he's no he's no shine algae we send a missionary to speak with gargamel and and the smurfs would

01:12:17.400 --> 01:12:23.920
they go to heaven if they were properly saved or is there a different smurf heaven in the smurf

01:12:23.920 --> 01:12:29.140
universe well i sure hope that there's a better smurf heaven than just having one chick that's

01:12:29.140 --> 01:12:33.720
like the opposite of muslim has in heaven or something like you're like why is there one girl

01:12:34.280 --> 01:12:38.940
maybe the more interesting question is what is smurf hell like is it just having one girl

01:12:39.500 --> 01:12:49.940
yeah yeah well smurf hell is it's just handy and he's very callous that's right as the algae if you

01:12:49.940 --> 01:12:58.140
want to see somebody bust a move it's else tell me else see in the chat i see him in the chat what's up

01:13:00.800 --> 01:13:04.100
he's in every chat he's the he's the fifth beastie boy

01:13:06.340 --> 01:13:12.520
which would make him what the only living beastie boy or no is mike mike d still around

01:13:13.460 --> 01:13:15.680
i think mike d's still around

01:13:18.740 --> 01:13:22.680
me mike mike p is mike pants mike d is mike dense

01:13:25.020 --> 01:13:29.520
correct no no it's it's for diamond because he's neal diamond son

01:13:30.100 --> 01:13:35.100
he's neal diamond son oh i didn't know that the beastie boys is a nepo the beastie boys are a nepo

01:13:35.100 --> 01:13:41.760
baby band i i knew that i thought they were all just like banker dads or something no man

01:13:41.760 --> 01:13:46.440
neal diamond mike they're all yeah they're all the others and the others are all illegitimate

01:13:46.440 --> 01:13:53.020
children of kiss but it could be there the ad rock there's thousands of them a little bit gene

01:13:53.020 --> 01:13:59.300
Simmons ish he had some some characteristics there yeah thousands of illegitimate sons and

01:13:59.300 --> 01:14:05.100
daughters of kiss it's wild service it's wild when you go back and watch some of them like

01:14:05.100 --> 01:14:09.700
80s videos of the guys that were supposed to be all like rockers and are all hardcore and how

01:14:09.700 --> 01:14:17.540
absolutely gay they look just like wildly gay you put makeup on with your jerry curl and then

01:14:17.540 --> 01:14:24.200
squeezed into skin tight leather and everybody thought you were a badass all right was it the

01:14:24.200 --> 01:14:32.100
leather that was that was making this it was three mcs and one dj christmine yeah rocket to the

01:14:32.100 --> 01:14:40.280
beat with no delay can't believe you don't know this you're white three mcs and one it's not because

01:14:40.280 --> 01:14:45.720
he's a white it's because he's catholic that he doesn't know what every white kid got licensed

01:14:45.720 --> 01:14:51.860
to ill in the mailbox with tide samples and yeah no i talked to crusie said it was a space gym

01:14:52.420 --> 01:14:56.800
like they didn't even they didn't even they automatically sent you that with the columbia

01:14:56.800 --> 01:15:01.880
house 10 rec 10 records for a penny like we already know you're ordering license to ill

01:15:01.880 --> 01:15:07.800
here have this one no that's how i got paul's boutique man and i'll give it up to paul's boutique

01:15:07.800 --> 01:15:16.400
that was a fantastic beastie boy's album i've worn out more copies of paul's boutique than probably

01:15:16.400 --> 01:15:23.580
anything else just traveling being on the road shit like that over the years it's uh

01:15:23.960 --> 01:15:33.560
you don't you don't miss it christ you're missing the dj are you forgetting shamp christ just because

01:15:33.560 --> 01:15:42.400
he wasn't that popular doesn't mean shamp wasn't one the moses brothers it was mix master mic

01:15:42.400 --> 01:15:49.740
that was the original beastie boy's dj motion master mic they shout him out on the first like

01:15:49.740 --> 01:15:56.660
four albums christ is like christ is like shamp don't count which i get everybody liked curly better

01:15:56.660 --> 01:16:06.200
but wow every time every time you see the beasties live you've got ad rock mca mic d

01:16:06.940 --> 01:16:15.900
bass guitar and drums and then mix master mic on the fucking ones and twos i like shamp he was more

01:16:15.900 --> 01:16:26.080
subtle curly was just on the nose every time i look i will music autist all over the entire

01:16:26.900 --> 01:16:36.140
fucking it's i i i will i will do it i have the i'm a professor emeritus at the college of

01:16:36.140 --> 01:16:41.520
musical knowledge my balls are bigger they are i will drop them on the show i'm not wrong about

01:16:41.520 --> 01:16:49.100
this just because he wasn't dancing christ not a lot i i enjoy music i i don't know if i shouldn't

01:16:49.100 --> 01:16:54.080
be enjoying music at certain times you thought there was going to be four white guys and all

01:16:54.080 --> 01:17:01.680
four were going to be able to dance chris that seems highly unlikely they all get space suits

01:17:01.680 --> 01:17:08.300
is that the origin of backup dancers why are we dancing we've got backup dancers

01:17:09.020 --> 01:17:16.520
we do the singing yeah the dancing gangsters don't dance they boogie i feel like michael jackson

01:17:16.520 --> 01:17:19.460
would have been alive today if they didn't force them to sing and dance

01:17:22.260 --> 01:17:27.080
dude if michael jackson if michael jackson was alive right now he would have a podcast

01:17:27.080 --> 01:17:32.640
with patrice o'neill and we would be living in a different world yes living in a much much different

01:17:32.640 --> 01:17:37.500
world i wanted instead of a humor where liberals have killed all were in a world where liberals

01:17:37.500 --> 01:17:43.860
have killed all humor we would be all all humor all the time so they lost their taste buds they lost

01:17:43.860 --> 01:17:51.280
their sense of sight and smell and human there's not much left of them they're just shells of humans

01:17:54.580 --> 01:17:55.660
sad for them

01:17:57.500 --> 01:17:59.100
oh quick grumping at me

01:18:02.280 --> 01:18:03.680
that's fucking yeah

01:18:07.380 --> 01:18:13.440
oh i really don't want somebody to ai the podcast with michael jackson patrice i just want the

01:18:13.440 --> 01:18:20.180
real thing i want to go to the timeline where that exists the real thing fucking like

01:18:20.180 --> 01:18:28.480
it like the tiniest skinniest misogynist on the planet with the biggest fattest misogynist on the planet

01:18:29.320 --> 01:18:34.380
and nobody knows if marcus would be decent enough tell us where all the wormholes are

01:18:35.060 --> 01:18:43.000
right well fucking hold out like the guys like the arbiter of all information and he acts like

01:18:43.000 --> 01:18:48.000
you got to ask the question exactly correctly and then also stand on your left foot while holding

01:18:48.000 --> 01:18:54.440
three branches of different berry bushes oh but you didn't hold it at the quarter moon the

01:18:54.440 --> 01:18:59.920
quarter moon the quarter leg and then you do it while you're hanging upside down properly over a

01:18:59.920 --> 01:19:06.000
bridge and then you denounce p2 i know i didn't actually give you any of these instructions you

01:19:06.000 --> 01:19:14.020
were just supposed to intuit it yeah that is how that you failed you failed you did i i can't

01:19:14.020 --> 01:19:21.900
like i just i just got here you knew the rules i did yeah you you can trust your intuition

01:19:21.900 --> 01:19:31.300
i can't i can't trust your intuition i i can only trust my intuition and why does it smell like

01:19:31.300 --> 01:19:38.520
fish over here i'm on top of a fucking mountain and a fucking cave with this fucking wise dude

01:19:38.520 --> 01:19:45.520
where did you even get fish all of your pockets have been filled with salmon i caught the fish in

01:19:45.520 --> 01:19:51.140
and i bring the fish back inside and we pack it and boys me we take everything out that we bring in

01:19:52.100 --> 01:19:58.620
check your cross a rope bridge to get here how did you even haul this much fish first i had to

01:19:58.620 --> 01:20:04.140
to weave the hemp rope to build the bridge well you see with a little bit of dynamite

01:20:04.140 --> 01:20:12.120
you can get these fish all the way up here we use a shotgun and the fish are already in a barrel

01:20:14.660 --> 01:20:20.980
yes he only does this during a waxing give us that would be some guru shit though throw a

01:20:20.980 --> 01:20:25.180
quarter stick down the bottom of a lake catch a bunch and be like i can make it rain fish

01:20:26.480 --> 01:20:34.640
yeah you see the world has provided it rains fish ignore that boom we used to scale the fish one

01:20:34.640 --> 01:20:41.680
scale at a time but that took too long and we got too hungry that i could see how that would take

01:20:41.680 --> 01:20:46.260
two so now we just have an extensive process we just have a vat of ludifist ready to go

01:20:50.780 --> 01:20:58.700
a vat of ludifist that that is nauseating this vat of ludifist goes back hundreds of years

01:20:59.400 --> 01:21:05.840
we just we just stir it up and so it's like sourdough bread you could just build off the

01:21:05.840 --> 01:21:11.080
original start there is a bit of a sour taste to beginners but usually we tell them to scrape

01:21:11.080 --> 01:21:16.860
their tongue first and we we say it's you if the taste if the if the fish tastes bad it's you it's

01:21:16.860 --> 01:21:23.940
your tongue your tongue oh we need an ai video of chris angel and marcus having having a magic off

01:21:25.800 --> 01:21:30.060
where i'm standing on his shoulders well i'm levitating

01:21:31.900 --> 01:21:34.360
and you're dropping fish into his mouth

01:21:44.460 --> 01:21:52.220
he's got a project with kim dracula right now but i think once their contract expires did you say kim

01:21:52.220 --> 01:21:59.640
dracula kim dracula yeah yeah is that a real thing yeah there's like kim.com just

01:21:59.640 --> 01:22:06.060
fucking cloned a skinny version of himself you mentioned it he probably is he probably is a

01:22:06.060 --> 01:22:14.960
child of kim.com this uh young multi talented multi hyphenate multi oh shit i should have warned you

01:22:14.960 --> 01:22:24.480
did not look up oh kim dracula well that looks like a fucking santa bite yeah he does yeah all the time

01:22:24.480 --> 01:22:32.820
why is that dude from hellraiser fuck yeah better not better not play rubik's cube hellraiser is bigger

01:22:32.820 --> 01:22:46.330
than it's ever been and uh clive barker is still publishing books yeah they kim dracula is real

01:22:46.330 --> 01:22:55.790
and is scary as shit yeah yeah uh like that should not be something a little person looks like

01:22:55.790 --> 01:23:00.170
one of the one of the child uh they boarded fetuses from the billion dollar babies tour

01:23:00.170 --> 01:23:03.530
why does it look like he sings for diantwerp

01:23:06.830 --> 01:23:11.370
why indeed it's a mystery what's up kraut

01:23:12.690 --> 01:23:17.050
dracula wants to go to poland i thought they kicked uh benjamin milikowski out

01:23:19.970 --> 01:23:29.150
that was fair out of poland yeah the the the polls are not uh in the visitors currently

01:23:30.970 --> 01:23:38.610
yeah borders are closed castles closed the moat drawbridge is up

01:23:41.530 --> 01:23:46.890
got rsvp on uh air bnb is there an app for that

01:23:49.050 --> 01:23:53.590
it's saying there's no clear winter in the israel uh election currently

01:23:53.590 --> 01:24:03.230
oh is it no clear nuclear winter or just like winter winter regular winter it depends on uh

01:24:03.230 --> 01:24:07.650
if milikowski loses or not it will probably be nuclear winter if he loses

01:24:08.290 --> 01:24:14.610
and push the button on the way out the door so skyline it's online and we're approaching

01:24:15.450 --> 01:24:27.690
minutes to midnight and this is after netanyahu begged for an extension

01:24:28.790 --> 01:24:34.890
on voting amid thank you bubbly waters telling everybody that the elections were rigged

01:24:36.750 --> 01:24:41.810
take we know that's how you keep getting in we're aware dude

01:24:44.650 --> 01:24:51.970
like you don't you don't even pretend like you're not like a comic book bad guy you don't even pretend

01:24:53.230 --> 01:24:58.750
you just come out ready to try an election are we going to try a democratic republic

01:24:58.750 --> 01:25:03.210
for real this time no no

01:25:03.210 --> 01:25:03.570
uh

01:25:08.010 --> 01:25:13.610
israel wasn't the established to be a democratic republic so why would that apply to their election

01:25:14.950 --> 01:25:21.830
well i think with the nvidia chips and all the newest chat chat gpt sixes and all the new

01:25:21.830 --> 01:25:27.770
model i think i think we're ready for a techno democracy accuracy we're getting there we're

01:25:27.770 --> 01:25:33.930
getting there it'll take at least uh another four years in the united states the current

01:25:33.930 --> 01:25:42.290
administration is doing everything it can to make sure that its own base is completely disillusioned

01:25:42.290 --> 01:25:51.170
and has zero trust in their ability to run the institutions it'll be the uh the democrats turn

01:25:51.800 --> 01:25:58.550
to put uh you know a final pin in that one over the next couple of years

01:25:59.500 --> 01:26:05.570
and then then we get to embrace president groc or emperor groc or whatever it is

01:26:08.010 --> 01:26:15.930
chat gp congress i don't know i think it's the chinese models that will rule most efficiently

01:26:15.930 --> 01:26:23.750
i'm not sure about that man the chinese uh stock market just took a like multi trillion

01:26:23.750 --> 01:26:32.150
dollar loss because their ai bubble i would call that efficiency teds to use mr so when it happens

01:26:32.150 --> 01:26:39.890
here what will you call it well efficiency is sometimes uh bloodbath and it's uh cutting

01:26:39.890 --> 01:26:49.430
doesn't sound very efficient wait uh who's the efficiency for uh if the end result is

01:26:50.790 --> 01:26:57.970
efficiency then that is the you have to break a few eggs to make an omelette principle it's not

01:26:58.870 --> 01:27:05.090
not efficiency in streamlining certainly that's interesting you were going to punch up that

01:27:05.090 --> 01:27:14.070
van gta that's crazy i mean i've never played it but i why would they ban a video game that's the

01:27:14.070 --> 01:27:20.090
newest version because people are gonna buy uh playstation 5 and the gta game and then try to

01:27:20.090 --> 01:27:26.730
pawn it in and then we don't want that we want them to buy it brand new direct this is like the

01:27:26.730 --> 01:27:36.430
game keycard situation with nintendo switch where you're not buying a game rather you're paying money

01:27:36.430 --> 01:27:43.530
towards a license that accesses the files on a server that stream to your personal device

01:27:45.710 --> 01:27:52.030
that's that's horseshit so not owning a game is more efficient for everyone

01:27:54.910 --> 01:28:03.030
and pay nothing and you won't like it paying $90 for access to a the first version of the base

01:28:03.030 --> 01:28:11.410
game without the dlc the add-on components and all that is efficiency it's what the consumers want

01:28:11.410 --> 01:28:17.790
because the consumers continue to consume the fortnight game passes in the loot boxes

01:28:18.390 --> 01:28:24.550
so i'm older than y'all i had i had mario kart which i don't think is exactly the same as gta

01:28:24.550 --> 01:28:28.470
on the super nintendo yeah i still got it

01:28:30.190 --> 01:28:38.810
me too uh nintendo 64 not super oh well i've got the super nintendo with the mario kart

01:28:41.230 --> 01:28:49.270
the first version of it i don't remember that

01:28:51.130 --> 01:28:54.990
and the interesting thing in the video game world presently

01:28:55.850 --> 01:29:00.050
involves a little bit of the artificial intelligence large language models

01:29:00.910 --> 01:29:09.470
taking the computer code of the video game and taking it apart component by component to rebuild

01:29:09.470 --> 01:29:17.870
it for modern devices without the need for emulation perfect dark is an example of a nintendo 64

01:29:17.870 --> 01:29:25.490
first person shooter which i can now play natively on an apple computer without an emulation later

01:29:25.490 --> 01:29:38.050
pretending that i'm on a nintendo 64 all right yeah there's been a huge like reverse engineering

01:29:39.470 --> 01:29:44.490
push over the last i don't know year and a half or something like that and

01:29:45.150 --> 01:29:56.030
there's a new you know wild west in terms of uh intellectual property and um sure

01:29:57.050 --> 01:30:05.550
man if metallica was upset over an abster back in the day like the the amount of ip

01:30:05.550 --> 01:30:12.190
that can just get taken and reverse engineered automatically currently

01:30:12.970 --> 01:30:20.350
it is insane like that took 23 years to make that game it took it this llm 12 minutes to

01:30:20.350 --> 01:30:26.710
re repro reprogram it for everything else yeah something like adobe photoshop in a creative

01:30:26.710 --> 01:30:33.590
suite is now maybe available in a different sort of computer code yep at no cost to anyone who

01:30:33.590 --> 01:30:39.910
just you know finds the code and it's a copy of a code a copy of a copy of a copy and a digital

01:30:39.910 --> 01:30:47.150
code is the same as a copy of any other digital code the thing i use for graphics for am wake up is

01:30:47.650 --> 01:30:54.350
uh the fucking earlier version of photoshop that gets updated frequently but was just

01:30:54.350 --> 01:31:01.370
you know basically repurposed and it's free for anybody it's called pixeler it's out there

01:31:01.370 --> 01:31:11.490
you did the pix l r it's a very good program if you want to go um you know away from adobe

01:31:12.390 --> 01:31:21.970
you don't want that subscription i'm a user of g imp yeah yeah and i use the i use that and i use

01:31:21.970 --> 01:31:33.950
new g and new gnu imp the image imp all these acronyms are interesting

01:31:35.210 --> 01:31:43.490
yeah so this is computer efficiency becoming so efficient that computer users are asking their

01:31:43.490 --> 01:31:54.170
computer to make them a photoshop and now they're getting photoshop essentially it's a generic version

01:31:54.170 --> 01:32:00.370
of it i had read not that long ago that there was a whole movement getting the ps3 simply because

01:32:00.370 --> 01:32:08.570
they could play like every game up until ps3 and everything after that is like you have to own

01:32:08.570 --> 01:32:18.190
these or pay these rent on your video games and stuff that is true the first run of hardware for

01:32:18.190 --> 01:32:26.290
the playstation 3 contains that emotion engine ship and it contains all of the the playstation 2

01:32:26.290 --> 01:32:32.090
hardware in the playstation 3 so again it's not doing a software emulation it's running

01:32:32.890 --> 01:32:38.610
the code on the hardware was designed to run on and those first model playstation these are great

01:32:39.170 --> 01:32:45.790
so you know if sony were in for profit they would probably go back to producing

01:32:46.490 --> 01:32:54.730
the first original hardware model of the playstation 3 with a few minor software updates to have the

01:32:54.730 --> 01:33:00.910
fastest wi-fi on it and added extra storage but instead they opted to put out a playstation

01:33:00.910 --> 01:33:06.510
5 without backward compatibility and maybe it doesn't even have a disk drive

01:33:12.630 --> 01:33:20.050
so going back and playing playstation 2 and 3 games 720p resolution that's fine

01:33:21.950 --> 01:33:25.910
we can run yeah i don't need my video games to look like a like it's human

01:33:27.910 --> 01:33:30.510
i don't need the rain effects to wet the skin

01:33:31.470 --> 01:33:37.350
and granted i don't recall it while the last video game i played was probably mario cart probably

01:33:38.590 --> 01:33:44.070
i will fuck you up in mario car right now i don't care if you're no you won't you'll take

01:33:44.070 --> 01:33:49.130
one dab and go to sleep and then i'll laugh no gentlemen gentlemen not if we're playing right

01:33:49.130 --> 01:33:56.490
now gentlemen the game is dead or alive beach volleyball choose your bikinis nobody said you got

01:33:56.490 --> 01:34:04.350
the sandbag me that's not fair that's actually it's your dab challenge with you right now with your

01:34:04.350 --> 01:34:10.210
fucking thin little liberal blood i'm gonna fucking you i'll put you out i'll put you out how about

01:34:10.210 --> 01:34:15.450
that there is a sandbag mini game weak need furry blood running through you right now buddy i'll take

01:34:15.450 --> 01:34:21.370
you down i will it'll be the only time it ever happens sure but it'll be that one fucking time

01:34:21.370 --> 01:34:25.690
and i'll remember it's like i got an eight-week window here guys there's a there's a breast

01:34:25.690 --> 01:34:31.050
narrow window i'm gonna go ahead and narrow you want narrow hips there's a slider for that

01:34:31.050 --> 01:34:39.290
you can adjust the figure fuller fullest and maximum full when all four of us to get together we

01:34:39.290 --> 01:34:48.130
will definitely play mario kart and i will win we'll allow it i will win i'll race backwards on the

01:34:48.130 --> 01:34:53.190
truck until i get timed out and actually i probably won't i haven't played fucking video games i've

01:34:53.190 --> 01:34:59.590
played like mario kart twice in fucking 10 years it's like me saying okay everybody's ass in pool

01:34:59.590 --> 01:35:05.430
and they get there and the first thing i do is scratch on a break yeah yeah that's that's probably

01:35:05.430 --> 01:35:11.390
how that would go oh yeah that's right i haven't been in a bar in 20 years the game is

01:35:11.990 --> 01:35:17.590
virtue a tennis somehow i thought muscle memory would still be there somehow dreamcast we're playing

01:35:17.590 --> 01:35:27.050
dreamcast virtue a tennis four players doubles let's not all fight over the venus and williams

01:35:27.050 --> 01:35:33.830
serena sister williams venus sister what are their names the williams is is yeah like 2001

01:35:33.830 --> 01:35:42.650
williams is yeah venus and serena yeah were you humping the monopoly board crowd right that

01:35:42.650 --> 01:35:46.990
does seem a little bit yeah so not supposed to do that you're not

01:35:50.230 --> 01:35:56.170
okay well i guess if they're playing house rules and he was acting as a spank bank that's a different

01:35:56.170 --> 01:36:02.650
scenario but maybe we don't talk about that on a Tuesday night maybe that's a sunday morning

01:36:02.650 --> 01:36:05.590
for a meeting with the con billy partners in a bible study

01:36:09.010 --> 01:36:13.270
but without more information we're unable to really diagnose the the heart of the issue and

01:36:13.270 --> 01:36:21.470
and maybe it's just um meet a men's bible study group promise keepers yeah you can hold that don't

01:36:21.470 --> 01:36:25.950
you can hold that down over there marcus when you're promise keepers if you were a promise

01:36:25.950 --> 01:36:35.330
keeper you were on the fast track to a lucrative career in uh government service and post government

01:36:35.330 --> 01:36:41.430
service think tank positions for a very long time the promise keepers like held down

01:36:43.060 --> 01:36:51.110
most of the bureaucracy in dc and then about 15 years ago it started to like shift more towards

01:36:51.810 --> 01:36:57.330
the Mormons as opposed to and they're not necessarily diametrically opposed or anything

01:36:57.330 --> 01:37:06.730
like that they don't it's just the recruitment pool was a little bit deeper in Mormon land than it was

01:37:06.730 --> 01:37:13.610
for they do have special underwear past promise keepers yeah like you know approved of promise

01:37:13.610 --> 01:37:18.570
keepers but yeah part of keeping the promises promising to keep your underwear on at all times

01:37:18.570 --> 01:37:26.130
it's true it's true yeah but there wasn't the special holy underwear i had a hole in it

01:37:29.230 --> 01:37:34.890
yeah it's kind of a flap or a fly yeah a little bit more of a flap yeah maybe it lost a button

01:37:34.890 --> 01:37:40.230
and there's be mended kind of a boxer short

01:37:42.110 --> 01:37:46.630
loose and breathy they may have more modern cuts and fits

01:37:47.590 --> 01:37:55.910
spanks for men no i like the uh i like the boxer briefs right this is these are your sanctified

01:37:55.910 --> 01:38:03.170
boxer briefs with dick and ball separator i i do enjoy the ball separators yeah man yeah hey look

01:38:03.170 --> 01:38:11.430
god herself wants your dick and balls to feel as good as possible while you're out there in the wild

01:38:12.110 --> 01:38:18.010
do yeah personally i'm looking at a david bowie branded ball and a dick separator yeah you should

01:38:18.010 --> 01:38:23.910
not have to let's just like remove your scrotum from the inframeria inner thigh it comes with a

01:38:23.910 --> 01:38:30.090
dude it comes with a riding crop fucking peeling apart a hot grilled cheese it's kind of yeah not

01:38:30.090 --> 01:38:36.650
okay whoops yeah nobody likes it that's where the that's where we have the riding crop if it's not

01:38:36.650 --> 01:38:41.910
okay you let them know no not okay whoops no i don't know about the ones that they're promoting on uh

01:38:45.550 --> 01:38:50.550
what's the name of that game show with uh story wars i don't know about the ones that are promoting

01:38:50.550 --> 01:38:55.330
on story wars where they got an actual like penis pouch like like that would just be weird i'm

01:38:55.330 --> 01:39:00.930
like what what was even happening right now right occasionally it just squeezes you a little bit

01:39:00.930 --> 01:39:06.210
and how you doing guy how you doing you all right down there yeah okay okay all right came back from

01:39:06.210 --> 01:39:13.510
hey just wanted to let you know i'm thinking about you yeah yeah yeah yeah that's too far that's too far

01:39:13.510 --> 01:39:20.750
the penis pouch is for the detachable penis uh usually obtained from uh w mba game right the

01:39:20.750 --> 01:39:30.330
official right out front well the w mba should have an official dildo for as many that have been

01:39:30.330 --> 01:39:38.230
thrown on the court yeah they should you can't convince me that they didn't secretly uh join

01:39:38.230 --> 01:39:43.810
up with a dildo company probably uh rabbi schmooley they should have been joined up with a sports

01:39:43.810 --> 01:39:50.330
company my god i fucking i don't even i'm not even here to trash these with their professional

01:39:50.330 --> 01:39:56.970
athletes or whatever but i watched them mash up this morning it's the w nba finals this week

01:39:56.970 --> 01:40:06.190
and there were over four minutes of professional competitive basketball played in a final for

01:40:06.190 --> 01:40:14.350
the championship where there were zero basket scored from either team like a four plus minute run

01:40:14.350 --> 01:40:22.170
of nothing but breaks yeah after uh after winning the championship they should have to face a high

01:40:22.170 --> 01:40:29.230
school boys team of three people and if they can beat three high school boys that then they're

01:40:29.230 --> 01:40:35.250
actually champions i see this again is another problem of efficiency the defense of both teams

01:40:35.250 --> 01:40:42.470
being so efficiently defensive oh it was it was good d that's what it was oh yeah yeah it is good

01:40:42.470 --> 01:40:51.470
d indeed you know the it's all d in this case all d i'm nothing but which is weird for a league

01:40:51.470 --> 01:41:01.650
with very minimal d actually in it well i i bring a corded all d i put my cart back i get my

01:41:01.650 --> 01:41:08.250
quarterback very efficient britney griner in that counts sure i would i would go on a date to all

01:41:08.250 --> 01:41:16.450
d with britney grimer and we'd share our shopping cart and we'd pick out um yeah my dad said the

01:41:16.450 --> 01:41:23.710
viking's doing real good this year stella and dad my dad's pretty happy about that yeah give us

01:41:23.710 --> 01:41:30.610
some names of the current players um viking player guy number one it's not brought far

01:41:30.610 --> 01:41:40.310
it's the other oh there's uh randy's black pavius dmitrizar um octavius and uh the the the klandisha

01:41:41.230 --> 01:41:54.450
uh akibari jones the third um thank you professional there's uh also uh uh

01:41:55.750 --> 01:42:03.890
what uh ray kwan the defensive back um i don't know i've watched football in a while i really

01:42:03.890 --> 01:42:09.290
had yeah my dad i i really should start watching it to some degrees that way just it makes my dad

01:42:09.290 --> 01:42:14.990
happy when he talks to me but uh he gave me the fucking flu and then and then that put me in the

01:42:14.990 --> 01:42:21.770
hospital i'm just you know so well he's gonna have to wait till next year right all right

01:42:22.730 --> 01:42:28.150
it is the professional football players names in a few years are just gonna be a series of fucking

01:42:28.150 --> 01:42:38.790
emojis it's just i don't know it's going downhill pretty quick it is so when a baby is born

01:42:38.790 --> 01:42:45.090
wait hang on they're all the vikings are undefeated huh there's it but there isn't eagles fan in the

01:42:45.090 --> 01:42:54.410
chat so i do have to do this just for them gay birds i don't mean it but gay birds i've i've seen this

01:42:54.410 --> 01:42:59.910
it happens on university minnesota top toasty and the the the baby part of the campus where the

01:42:59.910 --> 01:43:05.370
babies are born and after the baby's born a nurse walks in with an ipad turns it around and says

01:43:05.370 --> 01:43:09.710
it's going to ask you a few questions and you tap it and there's a couple emojis and then

01:43:09.710 --> 01:43:16.450
oh here's your birth certificate uh huh it's all emojis yeah and your baby's name is

01:43:17.230 --> 01:43:26.230
smiling crying face eggplant eggplant freaking happy face i see uh pink water emoji uh pink

01:43:26.230 --> 01:43:33.610
water pistol emoji sure yeah machine gun kelly is your tiles name but that's an emoji yeah this

01:43:33.610 --> 01:43:38.730
all started in the 90s when white girls decided that they should name their kids the same things

01:43:38.730 --> 01:43:43.330
that everybody else named their kids for the last 20 years but spell it entirely different

01:43:43.330 --> 01:43:50.690
old testament names no it's i'm gonna name my daughter kaley but i'm gonna spell it like a

01:43:50.690 --> 01:43:58.830
demented retard yeah yeah yeah and it's gonna have like four apostrophes in it for some reason

01:43:58.830 --> 01:44:06.770
k apostrophe or yeah and then when you try and pronounce it phonetically and you sound like

01:44:06.770 --> 01:44:12.330
you sound like you're uh you know having a stroke they're gonna be bad like no it's just

01:44:12.330 --> 01:44:18.950
bright me how could you even say it like that it's the exact opposite of the key and peel sketch

01:44:19.990 --> 01:44:27.210
where he's like a a ron that it's the exact opposite of that it is black k

01:44:28.530 --> 01:44:36.450
my name blank yes kaley yes yes exactly kaley and then when you're like is that

01:44:37.950 --> 01:44:43.450
they're like kind of how are you shaley is over there this is kaley

01:44:44.670 --> 01:44:48.710
shaley is my sister thank you yeah yeah

01:44:51.830 --> 01:44:55.370
illiterate pig here's a baby name

01:44:58.670 --> 01:45:05.730
yeah that is a baby name very exotic uh she's gonna be a dancer right right but a high class one

01:45:06.250 --> 01:45:11.830
like on broadway or some radio city yeah yeah but the thing about your gain

01:45:11.830 --> 01:45:16.790
gayborhood there in uh philly is you're still gonna get mugged and all of your stuff stolen

01:45:16.790 --> 01:45:21.590
on the way through you're just gonna get your butt grabbed also well you live in a city named

01:45:21.590 --> 01:45:25.170
after brotherly love and this is not a surprise to you

01:45:27.730 --> 01:45:36.730
yeah they're they're still gangster yeah and no the worst the worst spelling of ashley is the

01:45:36.730 --> 01:45:44.330
a s h l e i g h yes then you just know you're dealing with a pretentious asshole yeah

01:45:45.030 --> 01:45:52.130
yeah you go ahead and get your manager like straight away yeah if you don't even bring don't

01:45:52.130 --> 01:45:56.690
even bring food just assume that it was already complained about yeah i didn't even bring it out

01:45:56.690 --> 01:46:06.930
and bitch complained about it yep yeah no avoid avoid the the le i gh ashley's and kaley's for that

01:46:06.930 --> 01:46:14.170
matter yeah yeah they're all that that that that is the epitome of pretentiousness yeah they're big fans

01:46:14.170 --> 01:46:20.330
of c s louis's uh the line the witch in the wardrobe series usually big fans are like

01:46:20.330 --> 01:46:26.390
50 shades of gray or some faggies uh you're ridiculous shit like that it's yeah yeah except for

01:46:26.390 --> 01:46:31.270
then they also then they also cry about a finger in the butt you're like well they like the big

01:46:31.270 --> 01:46:36.550
line characters right well that's because you went with the thumb first instead of the pinky

01:46:36.550 --> 01:46:41.510
bend you did i assumed when you're reading 50 shades of gray you had some experience

01:46:41.990 --> 01:46:47.190
oh if you just if you just put a little bit of a thumb in there it'll suck your old harm in

01:46:47.190 --> 01:46:52.710
is that what you're thinking that's that that is what i assumed absolute madman i haven't

01:46:52.710 --> 01:46:59.710
been if you've been hit with a cat of nine tails i assume that you've been

01:47:00.590 --> 01:47:07.490
you have a very welcoming bottle you have to remove each tail before the cat can allow you to

01:47:07.490 --> 01:47:13.590
sit in and slap oh shit when you made me sign the disclosure i just assumed it was gonna be

01:47:13.590 --> 01:47:18.350
a little spicier than this that's all i'm saying right right thought i could at least punch

01:47:18.350 --> 01:47:25.810
you once okay i did i thought i was good for one the ipad is going to ask you a few questions this

01:47:25.810 --> 01:47:32.090
is oh i bet crowd look at somebody somebody was dumb enough to go into the gay area and talk

01:47:32.090 --> 01:47:38.610
shit and it got mobbed oh god oh god that is hilarious and they came out looking like a new

01:47:38.610 --> 01:47:44.930
man with better clothing better shoes shine shoes no i i've been to prison bro i know better than

01:47:44.930 --> 01:47:50.150
this like there's there's there's there's dudes in there that look like silverback gorillas and

01:47:50.150 --> 01:47:58.810
they're like you're pretty you're like no i know do they paint their back so

01:47:59.950 --> 01:48:07.710
the silverback gorillas are epic and beautiful creatures like the inside they look at you with

01:48:07.710 --> 01:48:14.510
a twinkle in their eye right like the inside of the climate didn't that smile looks a lot more

01:48:14.510 --> 01:48:20.450
like uh something bearing its teeth at you you're like wait a minute that wasn't a grin

01:48:20.990 --> 01:48:27.850
why does gorilla have a dog pecker well they can remove they can remove the teeth why is this

01:48:27.850 --> 01:48:38.750
gorilla dressed like president trump i'm in danger i'm in danger oh i haven't i haven't caught up on

01:48:38.750 --> 01:48:46.630
the gorilla lore since harambe but is there a new monkey no now it's tiger lore marcus it's tigers this

01:48:46.630 --> 01:48:52.590
year tigers yeah we're doing gorillas was last year i'm i'm still watching dunstan checks and don't

01:48:52.590 --> 01:49:04.090
spoil anything for me i don't know oh he checked out yeah you missed it i never watched the

01:49:04.090 --> 01:49:08.410
end of movies for that very reason i always get about 85 we don't want to watch the

01:49:08.410 --> 01:49:19.910
final scene 33 in the chat illuminati confirmed tiger woods only sleeps with low level waitresses

01:49:19.910 --> 01:49:30.750
that's not true that's not true tiger woods is an omnivore because he had like a string of models

01:49:30.750 --> 01:49:37.070
before he had the model wife and he was still banging waffle waitresses the entire time

01:49:37.710 --> 01:49:46.070
because he's he's a professional golfer who is dedicated to perfecting his stroke

01:49:49.500 --> 01:49:56.110
well played sir well played i didn't think i was gonna be making a golf tonight i didn't

01:49:56.110 --> 01:50:02.050
and you pulled it off beautifully you pulled it off beautifully i felt like it was well executed

01:50:02.050 --> 01:50:06.070
it was just off the cuff that was excellent

01:50:06.070 --> 01:50:15.230
it was tiger woods he was a hard old Palmer technique man in prison Stella one time i seen a guy

01:50:15.890 --> 01:50:21.570
one of the queens that dresses up he the dude said something because the queen made it took a made

01:50:21.570 --> 01:50:27.610
a pass at him he got but hurt and hit the what the hell was that queen's name Victoria Camille

01:50:28.370 --> 01:50:34.230
hit Camille with a with a brood handle like Camille turned around his name Camille beat the

01:50:34.230 --> 01:50:38.750
brakes off that kid he's lucky that he didn't get taken advantage of as he laid there fucking

01:50:38.750 --> 01:50:44.750
bleeding like you dummy just because they're gay don't mean they can't fight like that these

01:50:44.750 --> 01:50:51.450
are two different subjects right your anesthesiologist is here and it appears to be Bill Cosby's

01:50:51.450 --> 01:50:57.970
wife from the Bill Cosby show come here and she's bringing you some pudding

01:50:59.810 --> 01:51:06.050
pudding this dick in your ass like you know all the bodybuilders are gay and stuff like you don't

01:51:06.050 --> 01:51:10.150
want you don't want to go against that team you have to then you have to go and run through

01:51:10.150 --> 01:51:16.410
doorways to get away from them right were you in long enough to get some jello from cancer Jesus

01:51:16.410 --> 01:51:24.430
Jesus I did get jello from cancer Jesus that was that was my second day the first day it was just

01:51:24.430 --> 01:51:31.430
broth and water but the second day I got jello and vanilla pudding what apple juice yeah lots of

01:51:31.430 --> 01:51:36.710
apple juice this permacidal jello the green jello yeah they were bringing me out Stein

01:51:37.610 --> 01:51:41.130
sized apple juices I was like this is what I'm talking about

01:51:43.610 --> 01:51:49.590
apple kaiser yeah it was it was in a picture that was like enclosed and then I just stuck a straw in

01:51:49.590 --> 01:51:56.350
the hole that was great all right the whole picture or dx it was green jello so I hope it

01:51:56.350 --> 01:52:00.770
wasn't made of the blood of Christ that would have been oh the tofu was horrible that was the

01:52:00.770 --> 01:52:05.730
third day when they finally said that I could eat something solid and then they brought tofu and

01:52:05.730 --> 01:52:10.150
I was like yeah but she had to bring food that's when I sent Christy down for the french fries

01:52:10.150 --> 01:52:15.010
I was like and Christy even thought I was being a girl about it and she tried the tofu and Christy

01:52:15.010 --> 01:52:21.370
enjoys tofu and that was bad tofu and I don't like tofu and it's tofu meant to be solid I thought it was

01:52:21.370 --> 01:52:29.670
more gelatinous something between a liquid and a solid or spongy there's some stuff chorizo

01:52:29.670 --> 01:52:33.930
Christy makes a tofu chorizo that's actually edible at least

01:52:37.970 --> 01:52:47.270
like chorizo yeah with eggs this was just tofu on top of rice with some not very good sauce on it

01:52:47.270 --> 01:52:52.490
it's white on top of white yeah it's a whole veggies that they found

01:52:54.150 --> 01:52:58.850
too much whiteness yeah it was me and cancer jesus and jello

01:53:00.890 --> 01:53:06.870
well there's a testimony here and it might have been made of dead people but I already had

01:53:06.870 --> 01:53:11.650
other liberal blood in me so I think vaccinated liberal blood you know that

01:53:15.230 --> 01:53:18.590
so I was like I can't get much worse than this my system's already been violated

01:53:19.230 --> 01:53:23.730
so you know it hadn't gone too far because you weren't craving the tofu

01:53:24.630 --> 01:53:30.890
I definitely wasn't I have never in my life craved tofu not one oh did you put the birds up

01:53:31.430 --> 01:53:35.150
thank you baby you know he didn't

01:53:38.550 --> 01:53:44.850
that's all um trick and no treating that tofu yeah my wife makes it like I said she makes a chorizo

01:53:44.850 --> 01:53:49.790
with tofu that's edible but other than that I just tofu is like and it makes you so mad because as a

01:53:49.790 --> 01:53:55.350
vegetarian there is really good food you can make really good vegetarian food in any place you go

01:53:55.350 --> 01:54:00.950
there oh we have a vegetarian option and then they come out with like dog chow you're like great

01:54:00.950 --> 01:54:08.630
thanks they're bringing you like the extreme vegan option and you say that you're yeah I am

01:54:08.630 --> 01:54:16.610
not a vegan vegetarian you can bring the cheese cheese and flavor flavor and butter and yeah and

01:54:16.610 --> 01:54:22.550
fresh vegetables when I say I'm a vegetarian why did you come with veg vegetables it looks like

01:54:22.550 --> 01:54:32.210
you scraped out of the bottom of a dumpster yeah because they didn't use any um butter or oils

01:54:32.210 --> 01:54:35.690
took to cook the vegetables they just put them in the other yeah there are definitely no avocado

01:54:35.690 --> 01:54:40.710
oil or anything like that getting used I think someone said that we're gonna drop off some avocado

01:54:40.710 --> 01:54:48.770
I just use a drone and drop them off turkey bacon see I all these weird substitutes for

01:54:48.770 --> 01:54:55.710
things I don't eat subjody I don't eat all these weird substitutes how would you make a turkey

01:54:55.710 --> 01:55:01.750
into a bacon that's like it have to be a you have to have a pig nose on it at that point it would

01:55:01.750 --> 01:55:08.850
have to be like 51% pig like a pig with feathers let's get you gotta get a dirty because pigs are

01:55:08.850 --> 01:55:16.270
unclean animals so you gotta smear the turkey in mud make it I'm glad it's not usually too hard

01:55:16.870 --> 01:55:21.830
oh pigs are clean animals turkeys are kind of dirty are kind of dirty nasty fuckers too

01:55:21.830 --> 01:55:25.970
I mean I read animal farmer and I think you guys read it differently than I did

01:55:27.270 --> 01:55:29.550
I had a bunch of white nationalist turkeys once

01:55:31.850 --> 01:55:40.210
they were royal palms if I yelled white power they did every time yeah that's endearing

01:55:40.210 --> 01:55:46.470
a little uh Caesar salad dressing on top Christy would get so funny and she'd get she'd be like

01:55:46.470 --> 01:55:55.250
don't do that it's like a roman salute right oh shit I don't really we're talking about musk

01:55:55.250 --> 01:56:00.190
and I think there's a musk movie a documentary I heard they already pulled it out of theaters didn't

01:56:00.190 --> 01:56:06.090
they we'll put it back in the theater so I can see it yeah oh you need to see that on the big screen

01:56:06.090 --> 01:56:14.510
I need to see all of musk in full musk glory then you make a trip down to Brooklyn park and see

01:56:14.510 --> 01:56:21.810
it at the drive-in maybe the car max screen yeah on the big screen well not if it there's snow on

01:56:21.810 --> 01:56:28.070
the ground it might be kind of chilly but maybe there might be snow on the screen you can the

01:56:28.070 --> 01:56:33.090
sound comes in through your radio you don't even need to crack the window to put the speaker on it any

01:56:33.090 --> 01:56:44.410
more Marcus well there's gotta be an i max that I can see this on hit i max I need that's right I

01:56:44.410 --> 01:56:51.390
need the god emperor Elon musk is either the Mars guy still or he's the Mars guy and more

01:56:52.050 --> 01:57:00.450
tell me space guy he's the same normal guy okay space guy tell me I like space yeah

01:57:03.450 --> 01:57:09.850
stinky hey you gotta just thin cut it and then smear it in other stuff so you can't taste it

01:57:11.310 --> 01:57:18.830
drive-ins were cool especially as a young parent I had a Ford Explorer we'd lay the

01:57:18.830 --> 01:57:24.350
back down and then the kids you just go back there and sleep and you know you and then you

01:57:24.350 --> 01:57:31.910
could also bring your own concessions so the only the only thing to buy at the drive-ins the popcorn

01:57:31.910 --> 01:57:37.250
you obviously want the hot buttery popcorn from the drive-in but hot buttery that's important

01:57:38.270 --> 01:57:41.830
but you're kind of you're a bit retarded if you aren't bringing your own pop and

01:57:42.550 --> 01:57:46.230
beers stuff like that beers joints joints

01:57:47.670 --> 01:57:53.830
dude we had a the explorer had a sunroof this was before sunroof became super popular I think

01:57:53.830 --> 01:57:59.510
everything has a sunroof no but back then it didn't it wasn't you so we'd open that up we had an

01:57:59.510 --> 01:58:05.810
Eddie Bauer Explorer which had a Bose stereo system in it oh man that was great sit on top of the

01:58:05.810 --> 01:58:13.350
truck getting high watching a movie while the kids wrestled around in back remind me what's the

01:58:13.350 --> 01:58:21.230
difference between a sunroof and a moon I don't open sunroof open up so you can escape hatch out

01:58:21.230 --> 01:58:28.030
the top a moon roof they just glass oh it's kind of opens a crack yeah like sometimes they have a

01:58:28.030 --> 01:58:32.990
cover over it but it'll like open up like like you can't see up and then the moon roof opens

01:58:32.990 --> 01:58:38.010
and you've got you can see glass and you can see the moon okay yeah that's what I had in my car I had a

01:58:38.010 --> 01:58:45.610
camera there coop the moon roof yeah yeah I had a pick yeah we got a we got a sun we got a sunroof

01:58:45.610 --> 01:58:51.850
it's pretty nice I put the biggest sunroof that I could find in oh f150 I had it was I called it

01:58:51.850 --> 01:58:58.330
the escape hatch it's for making a water landing if I ever did that but uh it was cool it was like

01:58:58.330 --> 01:59:02.670
you open all the windows the back windows side windows take the sunroof off and it was

01:59:02.670 --> 01:59:08.090
like driving a jeep around with the top off it was so much yeah it's it's a ceiling window ceiling

01:59:08.090 --> 01:59:14.250
window yeah ceiling god miss it this is good I'm just trying to make sure that I wish for the right

01:59:14.250 --> 01:59:24.070
things my two genies yeah a lotus esprit that I want from the James Bond movie oh you want

01:59:24.070 --> 01:59:29.570
to load us now you're getting a super car huh well I do live in Minnesota there's a lot of

01:59:29.570 --> 01:59:35.370
lakes here I think I could explore the bottom of some lakes yeah mine was gold colored Stella it was that

01:59:35.370 --> 01:59:40.970
it was a 92 exploder it was before they figured out that you can't put a whole bunch more steel

01:59:40.970 --> 01:59:47.190
onto a ranger transmission without beefing the transmission up like it's just towing around

01:59:47.190 --> 01:59:53.130
a ton more weight with no extra beef and they had to end up changing out that transmission so

01:59:53.130 --> 01:59:58.870
that what 90 91 to like 93 or 94 of the transmissions were just garbage

02:00:03.210 --> 02:00:03.770
matcha

02:00:06.510 --> 02:00:12.210
I don't want to garbage any value would be automatic do you have a v8 in there

02:00:13.430 --> 02:00:19.990
no I only had a v6 tomato juice the 4.0 which in the ranger was a was a

02:00:22.790 --> 02:00:28.850
pop but once you put that extra weight of the rest of the explorer on it instead of a ranger it took

02:00:28.850 --> 02:00:41.030
away a lot of that pop all that leather I call her yeah well my wet Nelly your wet Nelly she's

02:00:41.030 --> 02:00:45.130
my yeah we thought we were fancy when we bought it Stella tell I started having to change the

02:00:45.130 --> 02:00:51.170
transmission out every year then I did not think it was so cool yeah we were right

02:00:52.730 --> 02:00:56.010
92 we were what 18

02:01:01.510 --> 02:01:03.470
or I bought it 93

02:01:05.630 --> 02:01:08.390
yeah it definitely does fall out that hard Steve

02:01:10.090 --> 02:01:16.850
yeah that nice things were horrible 1997 custom lotus the spree s1

02:01:17.470 --> 02:01:25.150
with a 50 in it fancy yeah it's nice it goes into water at a nice pace I think those are

02:01:25.150 --> 02:01:30.210
nautical miles I don't know what to measure the speed I don't want to oh yeah you guys

02:01:30.210 --> 02:01:33.550
just go ahead and come on over and watch this by your love

02:01:33.550 --> 02:01:40.690
yeah those 300 straight sixes those were bullet proof engines oh man I had I had a 77

02:01:40.690 --> 02:01:51.030
f150 with one that I bought it for 550 bucks and drove it for like 12 years until the whole

02:01:52.330 --> 02:01:58.630
floorboard rusted out and then I sold it for like 500 and that is straight six yeah making

02:01:58.630 --> 02:02:05.110
that same engine since like for like over 100 years haven't they since like yeah 10 or something or

02:02:05.110 --> 02:02:09.750
100 year engine yeah the rest of the truck will fall apart around it but that engine will keep going

02:02:09.750 --> 02:02:16.310
I think they quit putting them in the f150s after I'm after mine was in 90s 96 then they started

02:02:16.310 --> 02:02:26.570
putting aluminum blocks in maybe they saw the f100 or f maybe they saw the 306 but oh man you could

02:02:26.570 --> 02:02:31.690
hang you could hang out in that engine cabinet with your with a friend and a keg of beer and just

02:02:31.690 --> 02:02:37.910
sit in there and fuck around and work yeah I heard I remember that your your story about

02:02:37.910 --> 02:02:47.090
blowing up the 300 crowd you tried though you tried that's the same thing I got the truck I got

02:02:47.090 --> 02:02:54.510
now it's got the 7.3 power stroke which is also a million mile engine but I take care of that

02:02:54.510 --> 02:03:06.470
bugger I don't uh I don't try and kill damn cats whoa wet nilly whoa wet nilly it's a beautiful

02:03:07.150 --> 02:03:12.670
beautiful piece of machinery and if Elon Musk could create like a Tesla model of the esprit

02:03:12.670 --> 02:03:17.990
of course my truck my truck will actually last forever if I ever get if I never drive it because

02:03:17.990 --> 02:03:25.550
diesel's nine dollars a gallon that's what I'm saying gas is so expensive that truck just sits

02:03:25.550 --> 02:03:30.730
down there and I just stare at it and it's this monster beautiful truck that I could tow my house

02:03:30.730 --> 02:03:37.790
right up this mountain with and it just sits there like feed me see more man I just want to float

02:03:37.790 --> 02:03:46.530
down the Mississippi and your wet nilly and my wet nilly this is I would not want to float

02:03:46.530 --> 02:03:50.770
down the missus so that is a cool looking car well the thing about the wet nilly is that it's

02:03:50.770 --> 02:03:57.390
completely sealed no water gets inside of it it acts as a submarine but I could just float it

02:03:57.390 --> 02:04:01.910
I could just float that right down the Mississippi for Mardi Gras and then I could be up to Minnesota

02:04:01.910 --> 02:04:09.730
for 4th of July yeah it's submarines for way longer than that uh flying car flies if this

02:04:09.730 --> 02:04:14.770
year goes much better much more iced I'm getting a diesel plant and I'm going to be doing that

02:04:14.770 --> 02:04:20.890
with hemp oil you bet your ass dude gems were that you got to tell Ben when Ben was gone

02:04:21.470 --> 02:04:28.850
we got we got flying car you got a flying car we're in the future damn I was out for longer

02:04:28.850 --> 02:04:34.930
and I thought well the future arrived it arrived and it's that future shock that future shot

02:04:34.930 --> 02:04:42.330
there are you able to power it off banana peels and old beer cans yeah and it looks it works

02:04:42.330 --> 02:04:47.030
like you remember those hot wheels tracks you get those plastic tracks and the hollow to

02:04:47.030 --> 02:04:53.670
the loop to the well this car can go up and around and hang upside down and flip itself over

02:04:53.670 --> 02:05:02.730
propulsion and land oh hey guys oh I saw a car to fly now yeah I saw that I saw the Elon Musk

02:05:02.730 --> 02:05:10.990
this is so big it's real video flying car hey we took the shell of an automobile with absolutely

02:05:10.990 --> 02:05:19.230
nothing in it swapped tires on it did some fun stuff with our platform and took a couple of bags

02:05:19.230 --> 02:05:26.450
of hydrogen and made the outer shell of a car kick flip aren't we the coolest ever cooler than

02:05:26.450 --> 02:05:36.110
exhibit pin my ride yeah those those those rotary engines were crazy you could hire a whole

02:05:36.110 --> 02:05:42.670
audience to pretend like they saw something and cheer I saw actually you could AI an audience even

02:05:42.670 --> 02:05:48.490
better right I would ask rock what did I just see and grok would say you saw the future

02:05:51.410 --> 02:05:58.830
yeah and then I would say tweet that I'm X that sheet that put that out there but put it on

02:05:58.830 --> 02:06:05.790
the Fediverse put it everywhere I saw the future I mean it would come in handy out here for when

02:06:05.790 --> 02:06:12.990
people run off the road and over a cliff you know shh I'm not sure how you're gonna get it back up

02:06:12.990 --> 02:06:19.830
no that's how much compressed air to fly jet propulsion you like two seconds three seconds

02:06:19.830 --> 02:06:25.310
maybe we've all seen that guy with the jetpack backpack like a CO2 cartridge well I mean I

02:06:25.310 --> 02:06:30.310
don't think that thing that thing got lift though I mean all it did was slow the descent it didn't

02:06:30.310 --> 02:06:33.930
create actual lift where I don't know that it could go from the ground and

02:06:34.990 --> 02:06:40.870
you know do it the other direction well I'm gonna ask rock if they're using the same technology

02:06:40.870 --> 02:06:45.450
in their reusable lander units when they send their rockets out like what they called dragon

02:06:45.450 --> 02:06:49.390
rockets or something of course they are yeah and then they reuse the rocket because it

02:06:49.390 --> 02:06:55.810
lands I don't know about dragon rockets but Ukraine needs more more patriots and we did not

02:06:55.810 --> 02:07:05.570
send them enough oh that's that liberal blood shit well you know maybe maybe Europe is our past

02:07:06.250 --> 02:07:17.410
and our future is Russia in Ukraine we need many missile we need many missile

02:07:17.410 --> 02:07:29.530
in order to make a magnificent attack on Russia if we don't have many missile we can't do the many

02:07:29.530 --> 02:07:40.910
attack it can't have me as a victory so we only are resorted to investment cocaine disco party

02:07:40.910 --> 02:07:49.110
yes cocaine disco party very fun Ukraine major export cocaine disco party

02:07:51.090 --> 02:08:00.990
however we need missiles only cocaine very fun but no missile mean many Ukrainians dead

02:08:01.870 --> 02:08:08.990
we don't want this grok has given me a link to web md page for measles is this what you mean

02:08:10.910 --> 02:08:17.930
uh mom's disco party grok is not here do you have mom's very correctly

02:08:19.030 --> 02:08:29.090
is problem with grok's here when I say missile I'm in the boom I mean thing that you shoot

02:08:29.090 --> 02:08:39.050
into sky and it land and explode it's very straightforward principle shoot up fall down the

02:08:39.670 --> 02:08:48.210
you have polio in your bum I think perhaps you need some cleaning of the ears

02:08:48.870 --> 02:08:55.130
you're not here so well don't don't do you push q-tip in too much too much too much

02:08:56.990 --> 02:09:04.570
it's exaggerate your gray myth q is anonymous and we have no idea the whereabouts of the identity

02:09:04.570 --> 02:09:14.110
of the figure known as q I think perhaps you may be a reddish you've seen an unidentified

02:09:14.110 --> 02:09:19.930
object in this holy shit uncle I would love to have a do so now an unidentified aerial

02:09:19.930 --> 02:09:23.590
phenomenon and your information will be transferred to a tip

02:09:25.910 --> 02:09:29.110
it's take he's got someone putting my head on the techno viking guy

02:09:29.110 --> 02:09:33.450
who I got the finger point

02:09:34.670 --> 02:09:38.250
he's party music we love party music

02:09:45.270 --> 02:09:48.350
do the finger point again look at that

02:09:51.090 --> 02:09:52.170
you're the big point

02:09:52.170 --> 02:09:53.350
and that's

02:09:56.490 --> 02:10:03.130
we now will begin to play our songs of golgo bordello for the rest of that

02:10:04.870 --> 02:10:12.570
have you ever been to american with it's actually where my entire ukrainian accent comes from is from

02:10:13.290 --> 02:10:22.470
lionel hoods that's 100 percent that's every time i'm doing a ukrainian it's lionel from

02:10:22.470 --> 02:10:30.870
golgo bordello 100 percent i think they're doing fantastic if you're and i do understand what steve

02:10:30.870 --> 02:10:36.610
saying because every time he does lewis gomez he actually does dan sorter doing lewis gomez yeah

02:10:36.610 --> 02:10:43.370
yeah yeah yeah and i'm very upfront about where i borrow from when i i try to do

02:10:43.910 --> 02:10:51.570
all of this stuff bed because i heard them before yeah i if i do john madden i'm trying to do frank

02:10:51.570 --> 02:10:57.930
caliendo's john madden i'm not trying to do john madden i learned how to do john madden from

02:10:57.930 --> 02:11:04.930
frank caliendo you know so that's that's where that's coming from and i will eat you the

02:11:04.930 --> 02:11:10.470
lindsay graham that i do very upfront about this that's the substitute teacher from family guy

02:11:12.210 --> 02:11:21.470
yeah that's eight that's the the baseline for my lindsay graham yeah um richard prior i learned

02:11:21.470 --> 02:11:28.150
from richard prior dave sheppell i learned from dave sheppell cat williams i learned from cat what

02:11:28.150 --> 02:11:33.510
you know like there there's some people yeah williams i learned from boondocks well yeah

02:11:33.510 --> 02:11:39.790
which is also cat williams which is cat williams playing a pimp named slickback you it's like a tribe

02:11:39.790 --> 02:11:49.270
called quest you gotta say the whole thing say it with me now a pimp named slickback

02:11:50.410 --> 02:11:58.910
let us pray the pimp's prayer how do i get my vocal cords to do that god my pimp hand lord make it

02:11:58.910 --> 02:12:06.250
strong is there a case your flavor packet i need to speak like that buddy you just got to spend a lot

02:12:06.250 --> 02:12:16.230
of time alone bored talking to yourself and you too can do all a ton within your vocal range

02:12:17.530 --> 02:12:25.130
that's definitely what i've learned like it has to be you know if you hit a lower register or

02:12:25.130 --> 02:12:31.970
something like that like i could do uh i could do like a george burns or and it would it would land

02:12:31.970 --> 02:12:37.470
it would like a do a passable macho man and stuff like that even we're almost to the we're almost to

02:12:37.470 --> 02:12:41.870
the end of the era where anybody even knows who george burns is that definitely that definitely

02:12:41.870 --> 02:12:51.650
god oh god oh god where are thou yeah the old god movies he actually believes george burns i want

02:12:51.650 --> 02:13:00.790
to hear kraut mix rodney dangerfield i love a good rodney i do no respect no respect yeah rodney i like

02:13:00.790 --> 02:13:08.870
wil sasa was uh uh jesse ventura i think is jesse ventura nobody better nobody better on the planet

02:13:08.870 --> 02:13:20.010
than wil sasso wil sasso does the best hulk hogan on the planet and it's like conversational

02:13:20.710 --> 02:13:27.770
hulk hogan it's not promo hulk hogan he's like oh we're doing something dude you know like all right

02:13:27.770 --> 02:13:35.630
he'll go into conversational hogan which is so much fucking funnier yeah sasso's a genius from mad tv

02:13:36.280 --> 02:13:44.230
yes sir yes sir oh he's great if you've never heard wil sasso go into the world of professional

02:13:44.230 --> 02:13:53.070
wrestling oh god an entirely there are whole hot tabs on it that will kill you i i've listened to the

02:13:53.070 --> 02:14:00.330
one that he did with dan soder probably two and a half times yeah because it's just it's so good

02:14:00.330 --> 02:14:09.310
yeah they're doing you know they've got freaking uh hogan and macho going back and forth and then

02:14:09.310 --> 02:14:17.690
they'll swidge like andre the giant randomly shows up and like it's just it's delightful the dusty roads

02:14:18.230 --> 02:14:25.430
thing that they get off america dream slovenaca we're about to have a slovenaca up in here

02:14:25.430 --> 02:14:31.910
dusty roads may be a son of a plumber but he's a father boy needs to go outside and play catch

02:14:33.810 --> 02:14:40.910
is it from the sternum like how does his vocally work it just it's a complete instrument just it is

02:14:40.910 --> 02:14:48.250
dude you go from way down here to Adam's apple and yeah yeah the head the crown chakra

02:14:49.090 --> 02:14:57.310
and is there very funny bobby lee is not fun bobby lee is well actually i i enjoy other comics picking

02:14:57.310 --> 02:15:04.170
on bobby lee i think that plays miss swan who plays miss swan alex borstein played miss swan

02:15:06.790 --> 02:15:13.170
yeah i like it when people do but imitate bobby's parents talking to bobby which which happens more

02:15:13.170 --> 02:15:20.550
often than what it probably should bobby bobby lee and bobby hill i had i had a korean texan

02:15:20.550 --> 02:15:25.850
i had a korean friend named bobby in texan when i lived in indiana one of my best friends

02:15:25.850 --> 02:15:31.710
korean dude named bobby one of my best friends in high school was a chinese dude straight his parents

02:15:31.710 --> 02:15:37.350
literally flew from hong kong to america while his mom was pregnant and his name was john hern

02:15:37.350 --> 02:15:42.750
wing like they got to give you a super american first name when you're asian try and make

02:15:42.750 --> 02:15:53.710
you fit in yep yeah no bobby's bobby's dad was an american gi but bobby's mom was 100

02:15:53.710 --> 02:16:01.930
percent korean and oh dude yeah pull your finger under your ass bobby

02:16:02.510 --> 02:16:08.770
like dude she was like all the pull your finger out of your ass i'm bobby mom

02:16:09.390 --> 02:16:15.910
boy boy oh that was that was bob bauer's mom there's a chicken up his ass oh dude finger

02:16:15.910 --> 02:16:23.210
finger up your ass rubber chicken what's up snuffles i have not watched a brewers game

02:16:23.210 --> 02:16:32.110
since robin yunt played with them buddy the brew crew had uh it had like a nine run fifth inning

02:16:32.110 --> 02:16:41.330
last night they were they were on fuck i haven't watched the lick of the the world series but i

02:16:41.330 --> 02:16:50.010
saw clips this morning and i was just like damn dude that's that's like an and tampa bay had a better

02:16:50.010 --> 02:16:58.170
like contact percentage like a pitch is thrown you make contact with it yeah tampa bay had a higher

02:16:58.170 --> 02:17:05.750
percentage than milwaukee did last night milwaukee just made it count where it needed to count

02:17:07.090 --> 02:17:12.930
oh man that picture of rick flair after he fell down oh he looks so horrible i mean

02:17:13.510 --> 02:17:18.930
yeah guys should expect it because even in the 90s rick flair like all the skin was hanging off of

02:17:18.930 --> 02:17:25.670
him and he was looking rough back then and and that's many years ago but wow does he look like

02:17:25.670 --> 02:17:34.990
just like a little old man now and it's just it's it's it's wild it's wild that we're still doing

02:17:35.470 --> 02:17:41.870
rick flair was the greatest when it came to he was doing the doing the uh corner chuck when

02:17:41.870 --> 02:17:47.250
they'd chuck him into the corner he could do flips and go through the ropes and take like

02:17:47.250 --> 02:17:54.710
two stumbling steps and fall face down he was the k-fabe on uh rick flair top notch

02:17:56.010 --> 02:18:03.190
what work are we doing to uh ball jesse ventura was the governor of minnesota he went

02:18:03.190 --> 02:18:12.590
to the violent if you ever want to see if you ever want to see a study in selling the bit

02:18:12.590 --> 02:18:15.170
as far as professional wrestling goes

02:18:17.270 --> 02:18:23.830
it i was i got challenged on this a couple of weeks ago and there are there there's

02:18:23.830 --> 02:18:32.010
things that like come close but nothing nothing compares to wrestle mania three the third one

02:18:32.010 --> 02:18:40.610
the intercontinental championship between macho man randy savage and ricky the dragon steamboat

02:18:40.610 --> 02:18:48.330
if i i would still i would still go with starcade rick flair and sting and i got to meet the baron

02:18:48.330 --> 02:18:54.750
bonraski and shake his hand i didn't wash my hand okay but you've got two megastars and arguably

02:18:55.330 --> 02:19:03.710
that's a heel match heel versus heel okay i agree three red just hear me out hear me out hear me

02:19:03.710 --> 02:19:13.190
wrestle mania three you've got a 100 baby face in ricky the dragon steamboat versus a 100

02:19:13.190 --> 02:19:20.990
percent heel in macho man randy savage and there's you don't see that matchup

02:19:21.850 --> 02:19:29.770
again there are epic fantastic total look uh hell in the cell right when under undertaker

02:19:29.770 --> 02:19:36.670
through fucking homie through the fucking cage of the fucking like that yeah that was what 96

02:19:36.670 --> 02:19:44.130
something like that 97 maybe i'm dhs fucking unbelievable unbelievable uh the first time

02:19:44.130 --> 02:19:50.030
i don't agree starcade rick flair in his prime

02:19:50.870 --> 02:19:57.270
young sting with more athleticism than anybody has a right to have 45 minutes

02:19:58.020 --> 02:20:03.410
buddy that's a long man sing the musician sing the after 45 minute match

02:20:03.410 --> 02:20:09.130
it was like the scene and the scene and they lived where they wrestled for 45 minutes in the

02:20:09.130 --> 02:20:17.270
mad golly that's the best part of the movie there there was also shit there was also the uh

02:20:17.270 --> 02:20:24.270
the royal rumble where flair drew number one and fucking outlasted everybody in one

02:20:25.190 --> 02:20:29.930
that's because you're happy you can't roll flair over the ropes he will come back through the ropes

02:20:29.930 --> 02:20:39.650
it takes three steps and face plan you but that's the only time the only time and i think i think

02:20:39.650 --> 02:20:46.770
the only time in wrestling history where they've done a royal rumble and the number one name

02:20:46.770 --> 02:20:51.950
poll the first name pulled was the last guy in the ring my my favorite royal rumble was when

02:20:51.950 --> 02:20:56.310
demolition came out one and two and just started beating the brakes off each other and then another

02:20:56.310 --> 02:21:00.030
guy came out and they just stopped and turned on him hey all right

02:21:03.390 --> 02:21:11.050
has good stuff and yeah i'd i'd i'd put the the undertaker for me is definitely top five

02:21:11.050 --> 02:21:17.270
bad definitely top five yeah you it's hard to beat undertaker sting was my number one

02:21:17.270 --> 02:21:24.710
one of the good marcus's for sure the undertaker stings stings son is making quite a splash and

02:21:24.710 --> 02:21:30.190
wrestling at this point that apparently his son is is quite the wrestler same with uh dusty roads

02:21:30.190 --> 02:21:39.490
kid cody uh cody roads yep well i mean in his older son is uh was gold dust yeah yeah which

02:21:39.490 --> 02:21:44.430
well a very odd character still was a good wrestler is that the name of a very odd

02:21:44.430 --> 02:21:48.190
do they have a bowling alley at the gold dust i actually met uh uh

02:21:48.970 --> 02:21:55.270
gold dust uh dustin roads i actually met him at a gas station in sue falls south dakota

02:21:56.030 --> 02:22:02.490
he was a real dickhead he was riding with uh terry funk and oh yeah yeah yeah they were at

02:22:02.490 --> 02:22:08.850
funk brothers man you betcha and i oh yeah dude i'm standing there in line and i'm looking to the

02:22:08.850 --> 02:22:14.570
left of me and i'm like wow that old biker looks like terry funk looking to the left and i'm sitting

02:22:14.570 --> 02:22:19.770
there and and i finally stare at this guy enough that i make myself uncomfortable like i need to

02:22:19.770 --> 02:22:24.950
stop staring at this dude so i turn the other direction and towering above me is dust and

02:22:24.950 --> 02:22:34.670
roads i'm like oh well then that's definitely terry funk over here holy cow yeah dude i i saw

02:22:35.550 --> 02:22:41.430
because uh chris van vleet has a podcast that's where sasso and soter were doing their

02:22:42.630 --> 02:22:47.050
you know all of their voices and stuff like that uh he had

02:22:47.790 --> 02:23:00.130
cody roads on and cody is telling a story about his father and i don't i want to be i want to be a

02:23:00.130 --> 02:23:06.650
rube for this i really do i want to be a fucking rube and i just want to believe a hundred percent of

02:23:06.650 --> 02:23:14.310
it because cody is telling the story and about him growing up and dusty taking him to the grocery

02:23:14.310 --> 02:23:22.170
store and stuff like that and like promoing the produce section and dusty would just be over

02:23:22.170 --> 02:23:27.410
there going look at you lettuce nobody likes you that's why you all over there by yourself

02:23:28.310 --> 02:23:32.130
and nobody has any respect for you lettuce the tomatoes over there talking about

02:23:32.130 --> 02:23:39.370
and like and fucking cut you know and i want to believe i want to believe it's real i do man oh

02:23:39.370 --> 02:23:48.170
shit that's funny just imagine being going into a random grocery store in south central georgia

02:23:48.170 --> 02:23:55.710
in the fucking 1990s and encountering dusty roads promoing the produce

02:23:56.630 --> 02:24:03.050
you that would be you never gonna mount anything over there asparagus you guys are lucky that

02:24:03.050 --> 02:24:08.490
didn't happen you'd still be hearing about it on every podcast my god dude this is just like

02:24:08.490 --> 02:24:16.570
that time in the produce section with dusty roads i probably would not be able to let that go

02:24:16.570 --> 02:24:23.710
i probably wouldn't i probably wouldn't yeah i i'm with you kraut the i was a wcw guy because

02:24:23.710 --> 02:24:32.030
i'm from south dakota so that was verna ganya at uh region and so it was nwa and then

02:24:32.030 --> 02:24:37.710
was awa when i was a kid then it turned into nwa and then it turned into wcw and the

02:24:38.330 --> 02:24:44.490
nwo days i was just coming in as a young adult and still really enjoyed wrestling and

02:24:44.490 --> 02:24:51.970
yeah those were those were great days my uh yeah clutch films i there's a youtube mashup

02:24:51.970 --> 02:24:57.730
just of dusty roads promos that i've probably watched five times over the course of my life

02:24:58.350 --> 02:25:03.770
what's up christ i may have to go back and do it again this weekend just because it's so much fun

02:25:04.390 --> 02:25:10.410
what's going on gentlemen christ minor what's happening man how you doing steve i'm doing

02:25:10.410 --> 02:25:17.730
well brother how about you good man good how's everyone else down i'm alive right i think

02:25:17.730 --> 02:25:27.230
we're singing payable on death together that's all i'm liberal blood getting to me again right

02:25:27.230 --> 02:25:33.310
dude you broke into the glorious steiner you got some christian blood in it i get control of this

02:25:34.970 --> 02:25:45.570
glorious stefane all the glorious glory glory glory and exelci deo do is that latin we're speaking

02:25:46.910 --> 02:25:53.370
sounds like it to me it looks like ben looks like he received the mystery of golgotha

02:25:53.940 --> 02:26:00.070
yes he's already reinvigorated over there oh yeah yes i was just telling the other teds

02:26:00.510 --> 02:26:04.470
i asked for extra adrena adrena chrome in the blood that i was getting

02:26:05.270 --> 02:26:07.610
unfortunately he got extra furry blood

02:26:10.310 --> 02:26:15.470
uncle christians he's gonna be giving pickleball lessons in about two weeks

02:26:17.390 --> 02:26:24.030
it's a real sport it's an all sport steve what is the lesson that the pickleball teaches you

02:26:24.590 --> 02:26:31.790
just to be a little more salty thank you for going to caddy shack with that i

02:26:31.790 --> 02:26:39.250
i do i do that's yeah yeah it's the right call it's the right call

02:26:42.890 --> 02:26:47.930
oh shit i'm about two and a half hours from the hospital david that's uh that's part of why i

02:26:48.670 --> 02:26:54.010
you know i gotta presume if we were in a reasonable range of a hospital i wouldn't

02:26:54.010 --> 02:27:00.590
not have died um they would have gotten that dealt with a lot sooner but i'm when it's two and a half hours

02:27:00.590 --> 02:27:05.370
plus i had to wait an hour for the ambulance because we have like one ambulance that like goes around

02:27:05.370 --> 02:27:10.190
and takes care of this entire region did you not get a helicopter right out of the deal here

02:27:10.190 --> 02:27:14.690
no the helicopter would have been if i had to go to redding but because i went to eureka there's

02:27:14.690 --> 02:27:21.510
an ambulance okay and that that that was going to be the fastest because otherwise the helicopter

02:27:21.510 --> 02:27:26.770
has got to come clear from redding over to us and the ambulance was only an hour out but then

02:27:26.770 --> 02:27:30.750
they're like no you're gonna have to wait another hour because they we're gonna deliver these packages

02:27:30.750 --> 02:27:37.510
on the way yeah they're like we double as a fedex and we had to stop and drop some things off

02:27:39.070 --> 02:27:45.230
okay they're did the wells fargo i understand well not a lot of people are sick so they don't

02:27:45.230 --> 02:27:51.770
really get to use the the the lights very much they had to they had to feed the horses first before

02:27:51.770 --> 02:27:56.710
the car yeah that distance to the hospital wise is why we greatly appreciate the fundraiser that

02:27:56.710 --> 02:28:03.590
and everybody that supported you guys don't even know what that means it's we live two and a half

02:28:03.590 --> 02:28:08.230
hours away and gas is insanely expensive and we just wouldn't have even had the money christy

02:28:08.230 --> 02:28:12.350
had to come back to the farm and take care of the farm and then head back up to the hospital

02:28:12.350 --> 02:28:17.670
and we wouldn't even have the money to do all that without the assistance and it's it's it's amazing

02:28:20.110 --> 02:28:24.430
yeah the mt's didn't want to deal with mile packers that's that's true no actually uh

02:28:25.230 --> 02:28:32.750
i'm an hour from this the garberville and garberville has like a they call it a hospital but it's not

02:28:32.750 --> 02:28:38.070
it's basically like yeah it's a clinic it's basically like the same if whatever they can

02:28:38.070 --> 02:28:41.170
do to you in an ambulance that's about what they're going to be able to do to you there

02:28:41.790 --> 02:28:46.290
yeah and then they're like oh no this guy's fucked we got to get him to the big hospital

02:28:47.450 --> 02:28:53.730
and so then they called around to figure to find out which hospital whether it was going to be the

02:28:53.730 --> 02:28:59.290
bay or redding or eureka there was one other one which one was going to be able to get me in for

02:28:59.290 --> 02:29:04.630
the surgery fastest and there was a doctor ready in eureka so that's where they shot me up to

02:29:04.630 --> 02:29:14.910
was eureka yeah man thank you david

02:29:16.950 --> 02:29:24.470
yeah it was it was one hell of an experience i it's uh honestly kind of anti-climatic everything just

02:29:24.470 --> 02:29:29.150
went black and then when it came back it kind actually the weirdest part of us every time i

02:29:29.150 --> 02:29:35.750
would come back to come back there'd be like a sound and then the light and then i could see

02:29:35.750 --> 02:29:43.710
again and then all sudden it's just gone and then so no out of body yeah experience kind of weird

02:29:44.370 --> 02:29:51.530
kind of weird how you doing howard hours of stud

02:29:54.090 --> 02:29:58.410
yeah we're experienced one of them like i said only one of them most of them i was just getting

02:29:58.410 --> 02:30:03.470
wheeled around or and all i could see really was all the bags of blood above me good going into

02:30:03.470 --> 02:30:10.750
multiple like going into both my arms they're just like got hoses going in me like wow then one of

02:30:10.750 --> 02:30:16.630
them the guy's like i'm your anesthesiologist and he shook my hand and just and it was gone again

02:30:17.450 --> 02:30:27.310
i i totally remember my anesthesiologist and at least when i got to the hospital because

02:30:27.310 --> 02:30:33.450
they were trying to like you know obviously did i got thrown in an ambulance because it fell off the

02:30:33.450 --> 02:30:39.090
roof and i'm looking at most of my legs sticking out of my body yeah and so they're like oh maybe

02:30:39.090 --> 02:30:46.990
we should shoot this guy up and so on the way to the hospital i'm like hey look i've i used to do

02:30:46.990 --> 02:30:56.650
drugs i don't do drugs anymore you know it all i'm saying is i may have a a tolerance and i'm

02:30:56.650 --> 02:31:02.090
not you know whatever and so they kept shooting me up and i'm like hi how's it going

02:31:04.410 --> 02:31:11.130
you know i'm better now can you still you know how are you feeling i'm like i'm feeling like i'm

02:31:11.130 --> 02:31:15.950
i just broke my fucking leg and i can look at it you know they're like oh that's not great

02:31:15.950 --> 02:31:20.250
we've just given you a lot of morphine i was like well it hasn't fucking kicked in yet

02:31:20.250 --> 02:31:26.790
you know more and how did you take that when you when you got it for your broken leg did it

02:31:26.790 --> 02:31:32.170
feel weird like did you get feel sick almost when they gave it to you because i had that

02:31:32.170 --> 02:31:35.770
one happened to me once when i fractured my hip and they gave me morphine and i

02:31:36.410 --> 02:31:40.870
when they were trying to like get me up to put me in the wheelchair to take me home i like

02:31:40.870 --> 02:31:46.650
thought i was the only time i've ever felt like i was about to either faint and throw up at the

02:31:46.650 --> 02:31:53.350
same time it was horrible feeling yeah when i woke up when i woke up after about an hour

02:31:53.890 --> 02:32:03.110
i got to like catch a little bit of of bearings and i felt so incredibly nauseous so sick and just

02:32:03.110 --> 02:32:10.770
so horrible and then i found out that they had a fentanyl epidural going into my spine

02:32:12.430 --> 02:32:21.050
and a fucking morphine drip on my arm and i was like oh no no no no no you can't do this i'm not

02:32:21.050 --> 02:32:29.130
leaving this hospital dope sick we're not doing that no get the shit out of me and i argued with

02:32:29.130 --> 02:32:34.890
hospital staff for a while they sent in an administrator finally i was like i'm yanking

02:32:34.890 --> 02:32:45.030
this out of my body right now and i'm refusing you guys putting fentanyl in me ever again everybody's

02:32:45.030 --> 02:32:50.870
in the room for this don't fucking do it if you don't safely take it out i'm removing it let's

02:32:50.870 --> 02:32:57.810
all count to three together yeah and fucking they were like no no no no you know and and

02:32:57.810 --> 02:33:06.810
got it out of me but it took that and it was crazy that it took that that's a lot to give you for a

02:33:06.810 --> 02:33:13.810
broken leg yeah right i did have like i had a total loss of ankle it was a coin flip over

02:33:13.810 --> 02:33:19.870
whether or not i was gonna even keep the leg from like the knee down i had it's completely

02:33:20.610 --> 02:33:29.030
tighter yeah it's a couple of titanium rods that meet a nylon ball now and that's my tibia fibula

02:33:29.030 --> 02:33:37.690
and my tail is and it's all fucking artificial it was it was completely blown uh i mean it was

02:33:37.690 --> 02:33:44.310
bad it was bad it was you know um but yeah joey said he had to do that when he fucked his hand

02:33:44.310 --> 02:33:50.070
up too but he said don't know on the fentanyl they're like it's medical it will still treat me the same

02:33:50.630 --> 02:33:56.630
right i don't want to leave here a junkie i don't want to fucking come out of here with a habit

02:33:56.630 --> 02:34:05.010
i would like to go instead of habit i want rehab before the injury let's do rehab before the

02:34:05.010 --> 02:34:12.750
injury not new habit for the guy leaving the hospital and that was a fight they say that you

02:34:12.750 --> 02:34:18.010
have a right a lot of people they say that you have a right to your own care like your partners

02:34:18.010 --> 02:34:26.310
with the hospital but that is not how they treat you no yeah yeah no they were ruthless to me about it

02:34:26.310 --> 02:34:31.830
with uh when i flew off the motorcycle into the tree and they wanted uh it was all they had me on

02:34:31.830 --> 02:34:37.870
all kinds of narcos i like i went in and i when i saw the doctor i was like dude i could break my

02:34:37.870 --> 02:34:46.710
other arm and not notice it's a little pain is okay like holy shit man it's okay let me be aware of my

02:34:46.710 --> 02:34:55.210
limbs enough to know if i'm going to hurt them if i bang them into something yeah like give me that

02:34:55.210 --> 02:35:04.150
don't make me uh just a numb fucking lump of shit no dude i don't know

02:35:05.610 --> 02:35:10.490
but yeah oh let's smoke jg that is awesome

02:35:14.610 --> 02:35:19.010
we love that beautiful yeah we do clip it

02:35:22.430 --> 02:35:31.790
you know file it away put it on the wall it prints it out motivational yeah i had to tell him on this

02:35:31.790 --> 02:35:36.510
one i had to tell him not to give me morphine it's right in my paperwork i'm like don't morphine me up

02:35:36.510 --> 02:35:43.190
like i'm not really hurting like this this don't hurt that much yeah i realized i'm dying it just

02:35:43.190 --> 02:35:49.450
doesn't hurt that much i'm you know we offered london or opium uh you know i was only conscious

02:35:49.450 --> 02:35:55.410
very short periods so i don't really think they've made london in a hundred years not in chinese

02:35:55.410 --> 02:36:00.390
i feel like i know that before because i heard there was a place in california i need to shake

02:36:00.390 --> 02:36:08.550
we've tried to remake i've tried to remake london don't get me wrong i don't think i'll do it again

02:36:08.550 --> 02:36:17.570
but i have if i cried about being gay on the stream that's because i've got other people's

02:36:17.570 --> 02:36:24.150
blood in me they're just uh you know i gotta work i gotta work that through the system oh yeah you

02:36:24.150 --> 02:36:30.630
had to get blood if it makes you so good i had to get so much blood bro like when i was specific

02:36:30.630 --> 02:36:37.230
where you like when i got to yurika i was under five units and i don't even know how low i got

02:36:37.230 --> 02:36:43.730
when i died but i only had 8.75 units when i left and that was basically all other people's blood

02:36:43.730 --> 02:36:48.170
like there wasn't anything left of mine you know i've got a whole list of questions and you

02:36:48.170 --> 02:36:53.890
don't need to answer any of them what was the sponge bath like yeah actually i did get a sponge

02:36:53.890 --> 02:36:59.850
bath by a black chick that was very attractive and uh yeah so maybe that was the new blood too now i

02:36:59.850 --> 02:37:07.550
got jungle to you know man uh but over time over time it goes from black to brown was her name

02:37:07.550 --> 02:37:13.910
kaley just from experience from personal experience it will go from black to brown

02:37:17.610 --> 02:37:23.790
yeah that's okay you tan well it'll be fine it'll be fine but no it was extremely embarrassing

02:37:23.890 --> 02:37:28.270
because her hands were soft they weren't calloused no they definitely were notice

02:37:29.790 --> 02:37:36.170
and she's trying to and let me tell you what blood poop is not really very uh efficient for

02:37:36.170 --> 02:37:41.090
getting off it kind of sticks like tar so she's just sitting there just trying and trying and

02:37:41.090 --> 02:37:47.310
it's kind of smearing around and they're like freaking working on your grundle there is yeah

02:37:47.310 --> 02:37:52.010
yeah just straight up dude just straight up she had to put some elbow shizzling shit

02:37:52.550 --> 02:37:57.170
i'm like and i'm sitting there just watching this lady just just scrub away on my groin i'm like

02:37:57.170 --> 02:38:03.150
oh no this is so bad when this is me i expect all of you to be giving me as much shit as i'm

02:38:03.150 --> 02:38:09.470
giving ben right now yes yeah this is one of one of makes us because it's gonna be my turn i we all

02:38:09.470 --> 02:38:17.390
know that i i probably have been more sassy that's true well i i believe i'm a universal donor so

02:38:17.390 --> 02:38:25.710
if you ever need great blood you're one of them o positives i might be i can't remember now i i'm

02:38:25.710 --> 02:38:31.510
pretty sure i am yeah they did not have enough they did not have enough a positive to fill me

02:38:31.510 --> 02:38:38.850
back up i was using up too much so that's mostly o positive so actually weirdly i'm more i have o

02:38:38.850 --> 02:38:45.270
positive blood currently and i'm not an a positive like a taste test i'm gonna you know

02:38:45.980 --> 02:38:54.210
i thought i was o negative and then recently it seemed to be like a change or something there is

02:38:54.210 --> 02:38:58.970
a home test kit we can offer you it's from amazon emily talks about that's what i that's what i used

02:38:58.970 --> 02:39:06.170
and that's what said i wasn't o negative anymore and then it was the i work with the atheranos so

02:39:06.170 --> 02:39:11.050
you've been so you've been fucking around with rhesus monkeys now huh i guess i don't know i mean

02:39:11.050 --> 02:39:19.330
it was very i was like a not totally a hundred percent like uh discernible the test like there was

02:39:19.330 --> 02:39:27.750
like a you know maybe it is this maybe it's that it's like right in the middle thank you our glad

02:39:27.750 --> 02:39:38.130
i want you to know that you're negative you know it could be hiding a lot of people that think

02:39:38.130 --> 02:39:44.590
the the negative blood line is like the you know the the royal blood line or the you know the

02:39:44.590 --> 02:39:50.730
which is why i'm surprised if it did change you know i would expect that to me i would take

02:39:50.730 --> 02:39:57.390
i would take some some actual poppies like that but obviously not for uh it would keep it for medical

02:39:58.050 --> 02:40:02.470
and i wouldn't be turning it in maybe in the lot in them i guess you know then we'd have to

02:40:02.470 --> 02:40:09.210
break that hundred-year cycle we we can have christie like it like a uh old west housewife

02:40:09.210 --> 02:40:14.970
all addicted to laudanum throwing bottles at your head every time you walk through the door

02:40:16.550 --> 02:40:21.670
but she's so laudanum weak that they just crash on the floor like four feet in front of you

02:40:21.670 --> 02:40:25.010
you're like what are you doing what it come on

02:40:27.390 --> 02:40:30.010
that'd be wild dude that'd be a wild life

02:40:30.430 --> 02:40:36.770
ha ha ha laudanum old lady and you're like old west marshal

02:40:37.430 --> 02:40:41.530
yes reluctant i had a lot of what

02:40:42.630 --> 02:40:46.450
ah best friend is a degenerate gambler with tuberculosis

02:40:47.210 --> 02:40:53.450
yes who likes to play sicker than he is it's tuberculosis transmissible these days

02:40:54.550 --> 02:40:55.910
only when you open the

02:40:56.850 --> 02:41:03.650
tongue kiss bumps in uh tb tb is definitely transmissible yeah

02:41:05.430 --> 02:41:11.770
like that was a big deal when i was in the army apparently uh tb so we uh in the army they

02:41:11.770 --> 02:41:17.110
i don't know if this applies today i was in the army in the 90s um but in the 90s we had a lot of

02:41:17.110 --> 02:41:21.330
philippinos that would come in in the army and get trained uh would get trained it would be

02:41:21.330 --> 02:41:27.010
with the rest of us and they had some they had some tb problems and i actually seen one

02:41:27.710 --> 02:41:30.450
because you know that test where they put a little bubble under your skin

02:41:30.950 --> 02:41:35.770
if you're ever questioning whether that's reading correctly or not like when they come

02:41:35.770 --> 02:41:39.990
and they look at your arm like that they don't need to do that this kid this guy's arm just

02:41:39.990 --> 02:41:45.170
like turned into gang green and swelled up to twice the size i was like wow

02:41:46.970 --> 02:41:54.350
oh that that test worked yeah yeah that's what the that's what the positive result looks like holy smoke

02:41:56.310 --> 02:42:02.830
uncle pus bags yeah yeah you know that whole time when you get it you're like staring at it like

02:42:02.830 --> 02:42:07.090
do i have it like what's gonna happen and you're staring at like is this bubble supposed to go

02:42:07.090 --> 02:42:12.950
away by now like nah your arm turns into gang green the 1890 that's what i'm talking about

02:42:13.590 --> 02:42:16.190
christie will walk around sipping bottles of london and

02:42:18.770 --> 02:42:25.250
just thinking like a cheddar and cheddar broccoli soup bubble just bubbling i'll be outside with a

02:42:25.250 --> 02:42:30.990
wooden with a wooden shovel where the actual shovel pieces would make the good london

02:42:31.750 --> 02:42:39.570
trying trying to dig in a field right and christie comes out and she's like well bansham and i do

02:42:39.570 --> 02:42:50.710
declare that better be on grave there's a hole in the bucket dear liza dear liza well fix it

02:42:53.710 --> 02:43:02.410
dare henry that's what i'm talking about that that that's i already got the still on the front

02:43:02.410 --> 02:43:08.930
porch here you know we're already most we're like 90 of the way there we we just need the

02:43:08.930 --> 02:43:16.890
poppy flowers right i know a guy right right i knew i know two guys actually

02:43:19.490 --> 02:43:27.290
a whole section of the santa cruz mountains that got seeded by a vietnam veteran

02:43:28.160 --> 02:43:34.970
awesome the freaking mid 70s thank you for your service oh yeah yeah fair

02:43:35.910 --> 02:43:42.130
they're beautiful flowers too they are they're really they're almost alien looking you gotta

02:43:42.130 --> 02:43:48.450
make sure the generous like that yeah i get the little poppy pin with a roll of breath mints

02:43:49.150 --> 02:43:53.770
from those uh veterans to sell them at the bank and you put a little quarter in

02:43:53.770 --> 02:43:59.590
it was on the honor system yeah when i spearmint that i really like

02:44:00.150 --> 02:44:06.890
friend of mine got him from the store just uh you know poppies poppy seeds and just planted

02:44:06.890 --> 02:44:12.110
just planted them everywhere well if they it's the state flower of california i don't see where

02:44:12.110 --> 02:44:17.050
the problem is here they're not fruit bearing poppies though for the california state flower

02:44:17.510 --> 02:44:22.130
you know what no you know what i am not a botanist steve

02:44:23.910 --> 02:44:28.170
how am i supposed to know the difference my generator might shit out for a minute

02:44:29.010 --> 02:44:33.830
that's right i can hear a chug chugging we understand it is it's getting close that time

02:44:33.830 --> 02:44:41.230
or i'm gonna start pulling pocket fish packets and yeah i should probably go ahead and balance

02:44:41.230 --> 02:44:47.490
i still have uh about two hours of work to do some chores and you have plenty of time

02:44:48.250 --> 02:44:52.670
yeah i was to wake up like four o'clock in the morning was that

02:44:52.670 --> 02:44:56.090
after you hang about your leg please don't be bouncing anymore

02:44:57.970 --> 02:45:07.130
i like dude i i did get to walk through a couple of different high-end orthopedic surgery units and

02:45:08.030 --> 02:45:12.110
tell them hey when they tell you you're never gonna walk again they're lying

02:45:12.750 --> 02:45:18.550
because you can and proceeded to get thrown out of a couple of places awesome

02:45:18.550 --> 02:45:25.270
the bionic man the bionic man the bionic hero called benjamin ball i think we're all a little bit

02:45:25.270 --> 02:45:31.150
bionic and some yeah if steve and i ever if steve and i ever die in a fire next to each other

02:45:31.150 --> 02:45:39.890
they're just gonna be like did the terminator die here right there's no more sky in that

02:45:39.890 --> 02:45:47.990
so a pool of liquid metal here that i can't really explain did somebody kill wolverine this looks like

02:45:47.990 --> 02:46:00.350
a liquid mercury i you know i i i do i do like the the balderson hard to kill i'm a fan of that

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i am so i i definitely hope that continues definitely hope you remain to be as hard to kill

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as you currently are i love you guys and and you made my wife cry when you were trying to find a

02:46:14.750 --> 02:46:21.810
flight up here to help us we we love you guys and uh you gave me in the world to us dude these

02:46:21.810 --> 02:46:26.090
extortionists like i had it worked out or is going to be way cheaper i just wanted it to be

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and it was clean your cookies it's a vpn yeah it's it's it's an entirely different reaction

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than i had from the sara tomato panel where sara tomato didn't give one book like very opposite rough

02:46:43.050 --> 02:46:51.390
rough panel yeah i'm i didn't mean to i didn't mean to kick oh no that fight was just goofing dude

02:46:51.390 --> 02:46:56.550
no that fight that wasn't that wasn't you picking a fight that fight was coming i was i'm i was

02:46:56.550 --> 02:47:02.070
getting the information as uh as i was able to because you know obviously i was out for four

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days and then uh as i was coming out and getting the information the the fury was rising that you know

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that uh she just left my wife hanging you know despite the fact that for like the last year we've

02:47:13.770 --> 02:47:20.630
you know been there for her for everything and when uh my wife's husband literally died and my

02:47:20.630 --> 02:47:26.150
wife needed somebody she was sweepy and couldn't be bothered for four days

02:47:29.930 --> 02:47:35.540
um this is all on public uh acts account so we can follow each other yeah yeah well

02:47:36.450 --> 02:47:42.910
well there was a video about it earlier on dragon fist because obviously the twitter argument

02:47:42.910 --> 02:47:48.050
got around and uh some people of you know some other people that think she's a pretty shitty

02:47:48.050 --> 02:47:53.650
person too were very interested to know that her uh her fucking co-host in person that's backed

02:47:53.650 --> 02:47:59.610
her up and protected her the most for last year she just didn't care when he died like yeah whatever

02:48:00.210 --> 02:48:04.350
oh everyone grieves differently and some grieve better than others but i'll leave the judgment

02:48:04.350 --> 02:48:12.730
to the uh x users x.com formally twitter you know and acts like she was incapable of a simple phone

02:48:12.730 --> 02:48:17.550
call to my wife so fuck that bitch it's rough she can go ahead and rot

02:48:21.230 --> 02:48:25.410
wow my friends on the other hand were doing things like trying to figure out how to get a plane ticket

02:48:25.410 --> 02:48:29.890
to come up here and take care of my farms my wife could be with me and shit thank you Steve

02:48:31.530 --> 02:48:38.170
and that that's that's the difference so we love you guys and we love all you guys that

02:48:38.170 --> 02:48:42.670
have been there for us sarah tomato stella

02:48:44.690 --> 02:48:49.170
so it's on me we will not be uh we will not be frequenting over there anymore

02:48:50.590 --> 02:48:56.870
she showed herself to be a real piece of shit and uh has no remorse about it but she's getting

02:48:56.870 --> 02:49:00.750
dicked down by some younger dudes so that's all she cares about at the moment

02:49:01.270 --> 02:49:04.010
is she tweeting about that as well i would have to go check

02:49:04.750 --> 02:49:10.370
yeah really social media has been really interesting if we're not all following each other well we

02:49:10.370 --> 02:49:15.770
should be that's where all the uh the beefs and the the fires and the flames are well there's

02:49:15.770 --> 02:49:21.030
usually we don't we tend to love you stella usually we don't tend to get into too many

02:49:21.030 --> 02:49:27.870
beefs to be honest and actually in the last year year most things uh if there was a problem it's

02:49:27.870 --> 02:49:30.050
she was having a problem not anything to do with us

02:49:32.130 --> 02:49:36.670
yeah we're also shocked stella actually uh that's part of why i'm so pissed off because

02:49:36.670 --> 02:49:40.870
christie thought it was going to be her and sarah like fighting for my life and you know

02:49:40.870 --> 02:49:45.490
consoling each other and that sarah was going to be a person that christie could kind of talk to

02:49:45.490 --> 02:49:52.470
and would also feel like this situation's horrible and she refused to appear for four days and gotten

02:49:53.190 --> 02:49:58.050
numerous messages from different people obviously christie had been posting on my youtube

02:49:58.950 --> 02:50:03.930
it was all out there and and uh she just didn't care

02:50:09.030 --> 02:50:16.330
yeah well we've made it through uh uncle ted talk and uncle tuesday talks um we're gonna

02:50:16.330 --> 02:50:21.030
probably clarify what the brand is and strengthen it and figure things out going forward we

02:50:21.030 --> 02:50:27.790
appreciate everyone who's been with us on this journey missed a week there but we're back and

02:50:27.790 --> 02:50:34.450
glad that people are still with us the last five years we've missed very few weeks that's true

02:50:35.450 --> 02:50:40.170
it's true from from saturday nights to tuesday night or thursday to tuesday

02:50:40.170 --> 02:50:44.150
okay it picked one of you two joe streamed

02:50:46.370 --> 02:50:54.030
you two andy is there another channel here from gem yeah everybody go check out gem's new channel

02:50:54.030 --> 02:51:01.790
it's uh weaving spiders gem it's called the channel it's uh that's a spider's channel

02:51:01.790 --> 02:51:08.630
it's a gem of a channel it's a subscribe to that subscribe to it yeah i think we're still streaming

02:51:08.630 --> 02:51:15.570
in there we're still streaming there yeah kind of um i wouldn't say replace thank you clutch that that

02:51:15.570 --> 02:51:20.310
spider's channel is irreplaceable and there'll never be another one like it so we won't even try to

02:51:20.950 --> 02:51:30.490
reproduce that magic that existed there back yeah we love you guys and we appreciate everything

02:51:30.490 --> 02:51:37.950
you guys do and being with us thank you we will see you tomorrow for uh ideal horizons

02:51:39.370 --> 02:51:49.030
uh or you can you know if you're up early you can hang out with uh am wake up and me and t snyder

02:51:49.030 --> 02:51:54.990
as always on wednesdays along great option uh whitney web and mark goodwin

02:51:55.530 --> 02:52:03.730
who will be joining us tomorrow what cool mark good my my old my old homie and given what just

02:52:04.290 --> 02:52:10.150
gem's channel if you aren't uh if you're not subscribed to uh am wake up i don't even know what

02:52:10.150 --> 02:52:16.710
you're doing right no it's important that's a great place to find past episodes of our tuesday

02:52:16.710 --> 02:52:23.370
talks for sure indeed indeed i will check my discord toasty i won't forget your brother

02:52:24.310 --> 02:52:28.510
we do in after we uh do an aftershow meeting but i will get to it tonight brother

02:52:29.790 --> 02:52:34.090
we'll do i'm ready to hit that n stream button uh anything else to love you guys

02:52:35.630 --> 02:52:41.610
alan alan marcus.com is a real place to go i feel you're depriving people of eight

02:52:41.610 --> 02:52:46.510
minutes of chris minor because i was so late but that's okay it's okay we can we can end on that

02:52:47.010 --> 02:52:53.770
it's fine don't you guys do like four more hours after this man i i'm normally we do

02:52:53.770 --> 02:52:59.130
obviously given everything that just happened i'm i'm a little bit shot i'm not you i was talking

02:52:59.130 --> 02:53:05.690
about the rest of these guys oh well we're slackers we'll probably we'll probably do another six hours

02:53:05.690 --> 02:53:14.110
but it probably won't be part of this stream so we just chat let me just chat right well chris

02:53:14.110 --> 02:53:21.570
maybe don't show up at fucking 9 30 no i was in track oh i don't i don't have the minutes i wanted

02:53:22.070 --> 02:53:27.950
on the thank you thank you i showed up two and a half hours into it chris i'm singular do we need to

02:53:27.950 --> 02:53:34.850
get him over to uh verizon mobile change your profile doesn't suck get you some uh skylink

02:53:34.850 --> 02:53:41.290
get me one of those flying cars i get a satellite phone in your car get a flying car chris could

02:53:41.290 --> 02:53:48.450
literally kick flip in a tesla in a freaking motorized air tesla he could kick flip all the way

02:53:48.450 --> 02:53:54.330
up to here to the rent and we could do the show from my living room i would love that

02:53:55.750 --> 02:54:00.730
chris was driving that tesla what are you gonna say we'll go to the sweetwater cafe

02:54:01.990 --> 02:54:08.310
go to guitar center on sweetwater there's a bh photo that you prefer you couldn't see a smile

02:54:08.310 --> 02:54:13.830
through the windshield there's a little tiny music venue here in the town that i live in called the

02:54:13.830 --> 02:54:20.230
sweetwater cafe and it's built inside of like a giant masonic hall and church

02:54:20.230 --> 02:54:29.230
in the middle of town huge masonic sign right on yeah the first thing you see would walk into it

02:54:29.230 --> 02:54:36.730
but it's got like a stained glass window that when the sun hits it it hits the stage and it's like

02:54:36.730 --> 02:54:45.210
it's so freaking cool it's a yeah very nice little venue it slept on by a lot of people

02:54:45.210 --> 02:54:54.270
but like back in the 80s this particular music venue would host jam sessions that would feature

02:54:54.270 --> 02:55:03.270
like sammy haygar and lars olrich and james hatfield and jerry garcia and fucking like

02:55:03.270 --> 02:55:10.930
the all kinds of that you would never expect all of these people to hang out and play music together

02:55:10.930 --> 02:55:16.750
on elvis costello would also sit in for this and it's because they all lived here i have a request

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could we book freddy badger to do a song yeah we sure could here we go