I think they're in your concern about my happiness
But all that thought you'd given me is thought since I guess
If I was walking in your shoes I would be worried not
But you and your friends are worried about the unhappiness of lots of fun
And now the flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all
Playing solitaire till dawn with the deck of fifty-one
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me, I've nothing to do
Last night I dressed in tails and did this hours on the town
As long as I can't dream as hard to slow the swingers down
Please don't give a thought to me, I really do it fine
You can always find me here at the heaven's white top
Now the flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all
Playing solitaire till dawn with the deck of fifty-one
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me, I've nothing to do
If I was walking in your shoes I would be worried not
But you and your friends are worried about the unhappiness of lots of fun
And now the flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all
Playing solitaire till dawn with the deck of fifty-one
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me, I've nothing to do
I don't tell me, I've nothing to do
What's happening everybody good morning, good afternoon
Good evening wherever you are, wherever you're hanging out
J.M. wake up
Okay, there is no need for that name coming off of you, bitch
You got a second one
That's what my family's murdered by the CIA, Steve
Won't you vax that thing up?
Y'all talking about heat now, isn't it?
Why are you talking about eating now, isn't it?
The idea of comedy, really, is not everybody should be laughing
It should be about fifty people laughing and fifty people horrified
Trying to have serious conversations about serious things
Y'all talking about eating devotion
So I should nip it in the bud
Nobody can dispute the fact
That we need
Tony Fauci, Gumbo's suppository
You have direct incision
Sometimes I retract into my shell in order to avoid some of the drama that we've seen recently
Did you hear the question, Senator?
Running for reelection in 2026
Spooks in Spain
If you want to fight against a country you need a F-15
You need some a little more than a gun
No, I'm not joking, think about this
Whatever, taxation is still
Oh, goddammit, motherfucker
I love you guys, we'll see you soon
Good luck to you as well
But wait, there's more
March 2nd, 2026
We are fully into almost spring
I hope everyone turned over their marmot calendars
Got the smiling fluoride marmot
Bobby Kennedy's favorite marmot
Hope everybody's doing well
Got a fantastic show for you today with me
Right now, backstage
About to come up
The one and only legendary
Chuck O'Chelley, the O'Chelley effect
We're hanging out a little on Saturday night
And yeah, thought it'd be fun to get together
For the show, so let's bring Chuck up
What's happening, man? Good morning
How are you?
Hey, man, is that what time it is?
Because I'm trying to wake up here still
But it is good to join you, my brother
Look, anybody who's got a unique mentality
I'm willing to speak to
And that's about maybe 10 people on the planet
That I know of
So happy, happy to join you
Even though it is morning time, you freakin' nut
Why am I up so early?
Oh, Steve, sorry, I'm thinking out loud
Go ahead
You're not alone
I've heard this speech from many people
That have come through the show
What the fuck are you doing up?
And for you, it's 10, man
For me, it's seven
But I've explained to people
That, you know, for at least a long time
Really the only other person that's broadcasting right now
Is David Knight, you know
And he's been on for an hour
And I'm not trying to like, you know,
Step on David's toes or anything like that
He has a much different audience
It's just, it's an opportune time
To do a show
We were talking yesterday on the phone
I've loved morning radio
Since I was a kid
I grew up in Indiana on the Bob and Tom show
Because they were out of Indianapolis
When I was growing up
And when I found Opie and Anthony
It was like, hell yeah, I listened to Stern
On and off, but I grew up in Indiana
We did, Stern wasn't syndicated
Where I was
So I never really listened to him
Like that
So I never really got the rivalry
With them in O and A
I mean, I understand it
I do, but you know
I was never dragged into that
Because I didn't really have to choose
Between one or the other
And so when I discovered O and A
And Norton and then Patrice
You know, I was like, oh
Well, this is fan-fucking-tastic
I like it here
No, look, I have loved talk radio
Since like, maybe, I don't know, 1977
Believe it or not
Because I was a little kid
And I had a broken clock radio
And that was my friend
And so, you know
But here's the thing
I didn't grow up in Indiana
I grew up in New Jersey
Which means I had the broadcast
New York City coming to me
And that was
I was listening to it before Stern
Dropped in NYC
So the thing is
We had Imus
And he was a muttering idiot
Even in the 70s
And it was like, what the
I mean, yeah
It was fucking Imus
There's the Ironman in the Morton
The Ironman in the Morton
Or talk to Charles McCord
Or here on the
I know all the routines, dude
But the thing is
Then Stern showed up
And really rocked the joint
And that's like in the 80s
When he shows up on NBC
Which later becomes WFAN
And they hired freakin' Imus
Even when they were a sports station
For no reason at all
And it was strange
Among Italians
Among people with vowels at the ends of their names
Nobody was listening to Stern
I was the freak, right?
They were listening to the sports station
Because they had to, you know, keep track of the odds
What's going on
Any news who got hurt, you know what I'm saying
But me, I'm listening to Stern
From the time he dropped
And then opiate Anthony
Is this thing that came out of God knows
Long Island
And it just sounded like an impression to me
Of Stern
Except I noticed an element
In there where there was no heart to it
There was a heartless bastard
At the center of opiate Anthony
That even though Stern was kind of heartless
He also would turn around
And do nice stuff
Like, don't tell anybody
But I'm gonna, like, I know
We just kind of made fun of a homeless guy
For two hours
But we're gonna actually get him a hotel room
And feed him and stuff
Opiate Anthony
No
It was
What was the
What was the homeless shopping spree, man?
That was nothing but love
No, but see, that's the thing
That's what you saw on air
But if you were there
It's sort of like the Morton Downey Jr. thing
If you were in Jersey
You knew what that was really about
And then Morton Downey Jr. was a scumbag
Right? See, now these are things
People are going, who the hell are they even talking about?
But you know, don't you, Steve?
Oh, I know, very, very well
And look, I'm not, I'm not saying that
I mean, look, I don't really think any of us
Liked
Ope
And he was horrible out loud
On the air
Just as a person
Especially the
More he was starting to talk
And bicker towards the end there
But yeah, no, it's fucking
Some very good moments in radio
Most of them involving Patrice O'Neill
And yeah, dude
I think that they fucking, they inspired
A shit ton of people
Much more so, I think
Than Stern
Who was like
A radio purist
And
You know, came to
Well as far as I know
Still does kind of despise
The whole podcast medium
And like
Looks down on it and shits on it
But just to finish the point
Ope and Anthony's
Particularly Anthony
Get a lot of credit
For inspiring
What is now like
The current
Dominating
Political or not political
But comedy talk
Show podcast format
Well, okay
You might think that
But again, that's where that's where
Look, you got to you got to separate
What Stern is now and has been
For the past, I don't know 15 years
From what he was
Right, so before these guys
Got on the air
Talking about
Yeah, I mean
There was outlandish crazy stuff
Now he's a virtue signaling
Weirdo liberal
Who is totally disconnected from his audience
Because he's on top of a giant mountain of money
Hiding in his house during COVID
Okay, that's who this guy is now
But at one point
He was like somebody
Who at least could perform as
A connected person
To the regular folks
You know before he got divorced and all that
King of all media
Howard Stern, King of all media
Because name me a radio guy
Before him who released a book
And was an automatic bestseller
On the New York Times list
Name me a guy who just made
Pay-per-views as a radio guy
In the 1980s
When did he release the book
Because I'm going to guess that
Limbaugh was right in there
Well
But that's the weird thing
Is that Limbaugh rises at almost
Exactly the same time
Because I was
Oh my god
Yeah, but see
I listened to Limbaugh too
That's the weird thing
I was listening to all of this stuff
Because Limbaugh was out of ABC in New York
It was an AM station
At that point Stern was on K-Rock
You could listen to Stern all the way up to
And he would go past his 10 o'clock time
And then Limbaugh would begin right around lunch
For me when I was working
On a daily
So I would listen to Limbaugh at work
I'd listen to Stern on the way to work
You know what I mean
Even though I was a musician at the time
I had a regular day job
And that was my thing
I would listen to that, I hardly listened to music
Because I didn't want other people's music to influence me
Which is a weird thing today
I don't listen to many podcasts or anything
Because I don't want other people to influence what I say or do
But
It is strange
Because
There's a point of innovation
And then these guys that you love showed up
I'm not
Faulting them for it because they filled the gap
When Stern went to the
Satellite radio
Because he had a decent amount of business
And then opiate Anthony
Showed up and wind up doing stuff that turns around
Being criminal as opposed to just
Outlandish and people getting upset at
I mean
Literally, why don't you screw somebody
In public on our radio show live
That's not going to violate any FCC issues
Or anything
It was supposed to be a bit
It was
Supposed to be
The two people that were involved
Decided to go for it for real
In a church
And there was a kerfuffle
Yeah, but there you go
With the power of
If you tell people
It's like the jerk off that shows up in
Osvestan says let's burn the place down
And people light it up, guess who's in trouble
You know what I'm saying
Yeah
So
I understand
Look, I haven't suggested
To a single listener of this
Show that they go get themselves
Arrested for publicly fornicating
In religious spaces
You know, I've learned
From their mistakes
Like to think that we've all learned
From their mistakes
Although I did crack a
Miko had a great tweet
The summed up
The situation outside
Of Rodney's
Comedy club
There in New York
And
With
With Kumi
Smacking the glasses
Off of some streamer
That we're pretty sure
Was sent there
By
One of
Stuttering John's fake
Friends
Right
But yeah, just a
This is
Lovely because
This is performance art
Old school, okay
Because this is how
You create a crowd
You create a situation
And then you inject people into it
And see who wins
This used to be a thing that was done in New York a lot
So
This is what really sparked the coverage
Oh
Was
The other night
Sorry
Something went weird for a second
But the other night
On the Saturday night anarchy show
This is what sparked it
We were talking about the dabble verse
You know
And this is the
Other subgenre of
Listeners to this show
Don't bother, please
If you're not there already
Stay away
There's no
It's like overgrown meme culture
In a niche
That's it, okay
But my point about it
That I was trying to make to these guys who were like
You know, pretty much always complaining
About how you know what I've got the right message
But I don't know how to get it out
Is there are people
That are dumber than you that are doing it
So look at what they're doing
And at least respect
The fact that they crafted something
That works
I'm not saying sell out to people
You don't gotta act like a train monkey
And only get paid for chats
Nobody said that, all I'm saying
Is that these people built the community
That most of you are complaining
You don't have
So there's something to be learned here
And then when you mentioned
The juggalos I was like
I'm just gonna sit back and let this guy talk
Because he's already got my thoughts
So I'm gonna let him have it
Which is a weird thing for me
I am aggressive with a microphone
Usually and I will talk over people
I mean, I don't mean to be a loud mouth
And usually if I have a guest
I'm very polite and pleasant
I let them take their turn even if they are stupid
You know, and everything else
And I've interviewed Stuttering John
So you know, I've let stupid people
Have the microphone
The thing is
It's just, you know
I can't stand it
When people are just
You know, they're banging their heads up against the wall
Like, you know, what is the definition of insanity
Repeatedly banging your head on the wall
And expecting a different result
That's my version anyway
But these people will do it
And then sit there and say, well, gee
I have no solution, the solution's right there
The solution is right there
If you wanna do it and you can adapt some of those skills
Like, look, I'm never gonna build a house
With my own two hands
But I respect the skill set that can do it
You know what I mean
So look at it and maybe you can
Build a garage with that
Or at least hire the guy, do something
Don't just sit and complain
It's always my end
And that's why right before I left
I even said, you know, people are like
Well, you don't wanna spread or stuff around
And I'm like, you know what, steal my stuff
I don't care, you know, spread it
Because that's part of what's worked with this too
Is they got clippers out there
Who are voluntarily clipping up their shows
And clipping up stuff
For them to use on their shows
They're doing most of the work for them
And having fun participating
In a universe that is basically
Dedicated to pointing out
People who have no skills
You know, whether it's the guy with the energy drinks
I can't remember his name right now
But you know the guy with the energy drinks
I think so
Is that
Steel toe
Or fucking karmic
No, steel toe
Not steel toe, not karmic
It's this other guy that they put on some of those shows
I'm going to review the
Apple energy drink
From Spider-Man
That guy
Okay, I know you're talking about
I can't remember his name either now
His name is
Barely important
The fact is that they are pointing out
People who have terrible podcasts
And weaving it into a universe
Which Stuttering John is kind of like
The dead center of no talent
Which he always was
But I mean he is the bullseye
Of zero talent and total
Unaware
No personal awareness
No social cues intact
No idea that what he's saying
Is absolutely ridiculous
No matter how people react
Convinced that he has done a great thing
And somehow he has continued
To fail forward in his life
Most people would have
I hate to put it this way
But most people would have, if we were on YouTube
Would have to say, would have unalived themselves by now
Yeah, but we're not so
Right, so
Look, I would have had
If I had failed that badly in my life
With every opportunity placed in front of me as that guy
I definitely would have been dead
20 years ago
Because I would have made sure that it's all kept me by now
I mean I'm just saying
And I'm a blind guy so I got excuses
Oh yeah, that's another thing
Because I'm actually a little pissed at Blind Mike
He won't respond to me in the dabble verse there
I don't know if you know about Blind Mike
But I'm pissed off
One of the blind people won't speak to me, damn it
You know, and I have blind people on my show
And I love that guy
I don't know if you know or we're a blind Joe
The country singer
But anyway, I'm sorry
I just ran in for like
Tell me it's about nothing
This is
This is the power
Of the dabble verse
And Chuck, this would be like
One of the regular
Viewers of this show
Trying to explain
Our inside
The theory about
The marmot that got
Stuck in the Hadron Collider
In 2016
And made it do a hard reset
And that, I theorize
Is what hurtled us into this
The dumbest of all possible timelines
And so it's a
You know, the longest
Running inside joke
On any of the shows I've ever been a part of
It's evolved into
Calendars
And
I'm trying to work on a 3D
Print, well my girl's
Designing a 3D printed version
Of the marmot we have
You know, so it's yeah
Anybody trying to explain that to
Anyone else, especially
In a public place would sound like
An absolute crazy person
No, I love that
Because you know, at one time
I had an audience, and I didn't know how to monetize it
But I had an audience, a steady audience
Of like 100,000 people
And they would constantly send
Me messages like, I keep
Having problems with my friend's family
And insert whatever you want
Girlfriend, girl, dating guy, whatever
They would send me, not too many women
Listen to my show, they never have
Ever since I did the Every Woman as a
Hector episode, I think I kind of scared them away
But, you know
Because on some level, never mind, I'm not doing that
I'm not gonna do that to you
That'll do it, that'll be
Away, yeah
And I'm not
I'm not like a lowly incel
Misogynist, you know, I'm on my third wife
Guess why
Well, the other two are dead, but that's not
Important right now
We want to make that
Perfectly clear to the viewers
Chuck didn't murder his lasty wives
He's not
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
I didn't say that, but anyway
The thing is
You know, I may be responsible
Actually for one of them, but
Not in a criminal way
You can't blame me criminally
Not at all, I could tell you why it happened
It's, but anyway, you don't want to hear that
This thing is this
I want to see this 3D
Marmot as soon as you get it
But I want you to get ahead on a trend
If you want a merch idea, I got it for you
And that is the shaw of Iran
Is being set to return to Iran
And I think people don't realize that
Right now as we're watching, you know
The latest cartoon
Coming out of the Middle East
Where we're kicking that bee's nest
That they always said we couldn't kick
And I'm saying we like, you know
Who's we, white man
Well, I'm not white, I'm Sicilian
But the thing is
This is happening
And they're positioning
This so-called Prince, whatever the hell
His name is
He's the son of the shaw of Iran
And you know what, we have a history
That we can look back on
To see how that usually goes
When the U.S. backs a
But hey, pay no attention to that
I think you should
Re-revamp
Some of that 80's merch
That came out about the shaw of Iran
And like, you know, they used to
Have these goofy t-shirts and things
With like, you know, things about, I totally this
You, bubba, because we're about to see
History rhyme
In Iran right now
Because they're gonna try and re-install
Prince of, Prince of whatever
He is the son of the shaw of Iran
Who was the king that the Iranian people deposed
Mohammed Mosaddek came in
Short history lesson
Mohammed Mosaddek came in with a secular government
Our people and British intelligence
Decided no good over through him
Installed, re-installed
The king, by then the son of the king
The shaw, once again
Of Iran and also
Helped him train his Savak, his death squad
Who was also his secret police
That controlled his people brutally
And we did that until
Guess what, they threw him out again
And then we had this thing called the hostage crisis
And we're about to re-install
Shaw 3.0
So I mean, you know
I'm serious, like they haven't said this in the media
But I can see it being set up
So look out for it soon
And you can get ahead on that merch
I'm just letting you know right there
So, you know
Sorry, go, you'll finish your talk
I'm sorry
No, it's okay, I was kind of finished right there
I want to see you get ahead on that merch, Steve
I want to see you benefit from it
So you should make, you know, new shaw dolls
Or, I don't know, shaw nesting dolls
Maybe with the 3D printer
Or some t-shirts
Or, I mean, at least one sticker dude
You could raise money, and I want to see you raise money
So please
We'll get the
The pun or clever slogan
Department
On that immediately
By the way, this is Rezaplavi
The
Shaw in waiting
Right, the son who's been in
Exile, who said
Just a month or two ago
I think
It was to Pierce Morgan
That because he lives in Bethesda
And has for
Freaking decades
He doesn't know any Iranian people
He has no
Contact
With anyone in the country
That he is
The
You know, he's
Ostensibly
Going to be installed as puppet leader of
You know who he does know though
And he isn't contact with
An awful lot
That's right
The most famous
Roman glory hole
On the planet
That is the
Again, future
Puppet ruler
Ostensibly
If this goes well
For Israel
And for
The U.S.
Then
Rezaplavi
Do you think they'll actually
Make him go back to Iran
Or will he be Shaw
Of Bethesda
And Iran
Well, there's
No reason not to send him back there
If they put a security force in place
If we assist them
Right, you know, and he's already
Thanking President Trump for killing
You know, Khomeini, right
So he's online, I mean like minutes
Before I joined you, I was just checking out
How social media is propagating
With this guy out there thanking President Trump
Which
Always brings me back to the
You know, I'm sorry to say this
But I'm getting tired of being told I was right
The guy who everybody was cheering
Battling the deep state is actually
Dun dun dun
The deep state
Because look at him repeating
The same crap
I find this hilarious because
I grew up in Jersey
And I watched him
Do the amazing and miraculous
Job of bankrupting three casinos
In Atlantic City
And stiffing people all along the way
People who did construction, people who did security
And I knew some of his security
You know, personally
Very well, and I watched
All kinds of people just get ripped off
By this guy except the Italian
Businessmen, which I found pretty funny
They never got ripped off by him
He knew better
But no longer is he bothered
By that constraint
So it's hilarious to watch
People support this, it's like
We don't like criminals, then why are you supporting this guy
He has screwed over every working
Man I've ever seen him come anywhere near
And bankrupting three casinos
And people go over, you're liberal, you must be a Joe Bunz
No man, no
I just, I'm just calling it
As I see it and I saw it that way
Before anybody started cheering his stupid name
And I don't understand
How people didn't see what we could see from Jersey
I mean, I know everybody thinks
We're stupid in Jersey
But we can recognize
When we're being ripped off all the time
And being con all the time
And a guy who built his
Reputation on nothing
We can recognize that
A Nepo baby who got helped out by
His father, who was a slum lord
In New York, who went into
Atlantic City and somehow managed
To do something that I don't think
You could send three dogs into run a casino
In Atlantic City
And bankrupt it, he did it three
Times
And I'm speaking to somebody who was backstage
At that ridiculous Vince McMahon
Event that they did
In one year, it's like this bodybuilding
Foundation nonsense
And I met the guy
I met the guy
Anyway, look
We have a little
Sound drop here
For this
Yeah
He is Donald J. Trump
And the J is for Jewish
And he also
You know, he loved
His Russian mob
Contacts, he loved
His German banker
Contacts, they helped him out a lot
You know
Being Fred Trump's kid
Was awful nice
Being
John Trump's nephew probably nice too
But yeah, it's wild how like
All of his friends
Have been involved in
These sex trafficking cases
Including Vince McMahon
Did you see him show up in court
The other week with the reverse
Polly Walnuts going on
No, I didn't check that out
Because I was too busy
Looking up his car crashes
And all kinds of other stuff
That kept popping up in my feed
Because he like totaled his, I don't know
$100,000 vehicle
Driving in Connecticut
And I'm like
Let me see, who should I listen to
About this to get a report
Jim Cornette sounds good
And I went through that
See Steve is nodding
Jim Cornette is a
He's a fan
Jim Cornette is a fantastic storyteller
Man, that guy is entertaining as hell
Freaking amazing
Amazing, I don't even know
How old he is because he sounds
Just like the guy I used to listen to
In the 80s like exactly
He's a guy whose voice has not aged
His energy is great
And I like
Dude, that guy is amazing
As a storyteller exactly, I love him
So
Like, yeah
Anyway, but the point is
I was so distracted, give me a recap
Oh, uh, no
I'm trying to find
All I saw was the one image
I don't know what happened in court
Because, you know, it's just
One appearance of many
Where did that go?
Let me go back
To
Here then
So I gotta
Thank
Kraken Miko for
The second or third thing we've gone to
Today, Kraken has a new
Uh
A
New track dropping
Today, 7pm on the east coast
4pm on the west coast
Which means
True Kraken Miko fashion
He'll be 25 minutes
Late with it or something like that
But that's okay
That's okay, yeah, here's Vince McMahon
Chuck
With the
The fucking
Peppy Lapue
I
Don't
Nice, the skunk look
I don't know why you would do this
If I really don't, it is
It's the reverse Polly Walnuts
The fucking like
To hours before Hulk Hogan's death
Became public
He's fully insured, he did send
Two apology notes out through council
You know, understands the seriousness of the case
Understands he qualifies to the program
And assures the court this won't happen again
The prosecution didn't object
To the AR program which allows
First-time offenders charged with
Certain crimes to avoid a conviction
McMahon will have the case
Dismissed in one year as long as
He stays out of trouble and completes
The program
So that might be for the
Uh
Totaling the car thing
Yeah, I think that's
What it's for but I love that hairdo
Cause it's like, hey you ever see that cartoon
When a cat gets the white paint poured on it
Look, imagine that they stop pouring it
Halfway through, that's the way I want my hair to look
Get it done
You know
That is
Can you uh, can you make me look like
Is that a choice or is somebody trying to
Get back at him and he doesn't have a mirror
I don't know
The outfit
On top of it, the bowtie
Well that's, I mean obviously
You know
This is fantastic
That's a great photoshop right there
Because he did really say
Make me look like Count Dracula
That fits perfect
It does
But yeah, that's fucking
I want to look like Count Dracula
From Scooby-Doo
I want to do
Punjoro number three
To
Vince's dirty dirty boy
Did you
Yeah, he's like
Did you check out any of this stuff
If Triumph the insult dog was
If that would be Vince McMahon
I'm going to poop on you
Yeah
I read the script so much God
You are a great assistant
For me to
Poop on
Yeah
He's a dirty dirty boy
Man, see this is why
There is so much comedy just sitting in the world
You know
That's why it's so amazing
That dabble verse thing, still I got to go back to it
Because somebody who doesn't
Know how to perform comedy has now
Generated comedy
It's like, what if you
Excuse from the rest of us, you have good ideas
These people take bad ideas and make it work
So, you know
It kills
There is a lot of comedy laying around in the world
And you just got to pick it up
Telling you
So there you go, Vince McMahon
I don't know if
Ryan from Big Frog
Or Merch Guy is listening right now
Ryan if you are
We will have
Some
A Ron War merch coming up
I haven't figured out what it is yet
But I know what it can't be
Because like with everything else
The Simpsons did it
Can we get rid of this Ayatollah t-shirt
How many died years ago
But Merch, it works on any Ayatollah
Ayatollah Nakpada
Ayatollah Zahedi
Even as we speak, Ayatollah
And his cadre of phonetics are consolidating their power
I don't care who's consolidating their power
But we don't need this
Which, Merch
That's the rhinestone knight's fashion gun
What?
So Ayatollah
Ask the hola out
Out, we can't do it
But it does work
On any Ayatollah
That's a deal, Homer
With some real gems
Every now and then
Yeah
Absolutely
If Jim Cornette can
Bite off of the Wendy's sign
To do his drive-thru podcast
I think you could grab a little something from The Simpsons
You know, because it's the South Park argument
They've done it all already
What are you going to do?
You know, they even
I've told you Trump was going to be president
You didn't believe him
Just saying
So anyway
No, it never ends
It never ends
So I say why not
Bite a little bit off of The Simpsons, dude
Do it
Right
Nobody else wants to be entirely original
Why do you have to be?
Okay, now there you go
Now I'm lying
The way that I heard it, Chuck
Is that when you give credit
You know
At least multiple times
Especially upfront
It's an homage
Whereas if you
And you're honoring
The
That this thing already
Happened took place
And it is funny, whereas if you just run it
Or let's say
We came out with a t-shirt
That said Ayatollah as Ahola
And it just had
A picture of a random Iranian
With a funny hat on
You know
And just sold it
That would be ripping it off
But I, you know
We're being very upfront
About what's going on here
I think
You can go
I don't want to have the Led Zeppelin argument
This early in the morning
You know, lifted rips is a thing
What are you going to do?
You know, there's only so much originality
In the world, right?
No, there's a way to create something too
And I
I am mocking that with
Like dude
The Simpsons did stuff
Because they had to fill time
And if you do it for 30 years
You're literally going to touch
Like almost everything
If you keep trying to not go back
To the same exact show every week
So, you know, what are you going to do with that?
It's a phenomena that didn't
It's like people go, hey, they said in Star Trek
We were going to have a nuclear war
By 1996
Well, they said that in 1966, dude
They didn't expect
Anything
Different by then, but you would have called them
You know, Nostradamus if it happened
It's just a matter of
People write things and don't consider
That it might be around
30 years later
They don't consider that it's going to continue
For 50 years because things didn't use to do that
So
That's all it is, you know what I mean
But please don't get me in the
Led Zeppelin argument, please
Because I can't handle it today right now
No worries, no worries
Let's roll a minute
Of jokes, let's do that
And then
Get into some other stuff
Don, what are you doing in there?
So, I take a pic
Of my face
And she responds back
Cute face
Oh my god
That's a freaking
Manscaped commercial
That cracks me up
No, no
Yeah
Spot on
That's good shit
And also
Very good advice
You should
Avoid
Unsolicited
Any
Pictures, really
Really, I mean
You should at least have
A working relationship
With
Anyone
Before you send them a meme
Let alone a picture of any of your body parts
And you should never ever ever do it
Uninvited
That's bad form
It is
All you have to do
Is no matter what it is you say
Or you post or whatever
Imagine that everyone
In the world will be able to see it
Forever
Whether they can or not, it is your best strategy
Because that will govern
What it is you're going to put out
I mean that's the overall message there
If you don't want somebody
To find this 30 years from now
And you have no idea
If they can or not
Don't do it
At least in the old days we took Polaroids
And things like this and you could destroy a Polaroid
Because they were very hard to get copied
These things can now live
In infinite copies
If you don't believe me
Check out the Wayback machine
Okay
So
You know, whatever you do
Can live out there or die
But you don't know until it happens
It's that simple
So imagine it's out there for everyone
Forever
Okay, that's all
And if you don't pick that up
Well Manscape is willing to tell you all about it
Right there in their commercial
So
As long as we're
On the subject of good advice
Here is the
Foremost
Dispenser
Of cultivated wisdom
Lemmy Clemster
Message to the audience
For today
Yeah, have fun, don't hurt each other
And screw politics, okay
Then you'd be alright
Believe in rock and roll, that is the only religion
That never lets you down
There you go, Lemmy
Yeah, one of my two idols
When I was a musician
It was this guy
And happy to have met him
Happy to have seen him perform live
Multiple times
And you know what?
I'm sad for anybody who was not alive
When Lemmy Clemster was alive
That's simple
So there you go
Yeah
That's true
My brother had a shirt
That had Lemmy's face on it
Well, it was actually Lemmy
In a Jesus robe
And it said WWLD
Right
Well, what would Lemmy do?
Lemmy just lived, he was an embodiment
Of, you know, that culture
Period
And, yeah, it was metal
It was punk, it was rock, it was all of it
And that's what he was
And he just did it his own way
And it was also an innovative musician
At the same time
Amazing stuff he wrote for other people
Produced for other people
People should really take a look at his contribution
To the history
Of the aggressive sound
Because it is amazing
And I love the guy not just because I play bass
And because I respect anybody
Who could be ugly enough
To not make it in rock and roll
And still make it in rock and roll
But it, and that's the beauty of the guy
He wasn't as big as you thought he was
When you met him
He wasn't as horrible looking as the TV
Made him look
He was definitely a smooth dude
Who was just an awesome
Vibe to be around
I love that guy
And I got to meet him briefly
You know
In Jersey, right outside of a place
Called the Stone Pony, he was on a tour
For an album called Bastards
And I was happy to shake hands
With him and Mickey D
For sure
And I actually was just a fan that night
Which was odd
Because back then I was a local musician
Didn't get to open for Lemmy
But very few people did
And
It was just great meeting the guy
So what can I say
I think he's an icon
I was sad when he died
Not as sad as I was when Ozzy died
But pretty damn close
My two true idols
From that era of my life
Are gone
So I'm old
Anyway
I mean
Dude
My
Yeah, I never got to see Motorhead
You're talking about inspiring aggressive music
I've seen Ministry
A lot
And I love those guys
Some of my favorite shows
Have been at Ministry shows
I saw them at the Film War
On my birthday once
On a crap ton of LSD
And oh dude
It was a ball
They freaking
It wasn't just my face
That they melted
It was absolutely everybody in there
Just had their fucking minds blown
For two nights in a row
Solid
Right
What did you think of
1000 homo DJs
Doing a Supernaught
Since you're an Al Jorgensen guy
I mean
It had to make me chuckle
It had to
I had to laugh
I thought it was great
I appreciate that reference
Because that was a great
Attribute to Black Sabbath album
That
All of a sudden
1000 homo DJs
I kid you not
That was the credited name of the band
You might be able to explain it a little better
But
That involved people from Ministry
People from
A group of people that I worked with
Briefly just carrying crap around
Because I got to work with Trent briefly
When he was coming back from California
And going to the New York apartment
Which very few people seem to know anything
About even his fans
But I was there
Carrying wires and crap and doing
One of my many jobs I did back then
Because I wasn't making it
As a musician being able to feed myself
But I did other jobs
I was a bouncer, I was a tech
In studios
I ran nights at certain clubs
As a doorman
You name it
In order to just feed myself
And sometimes homeless
At that time
Just trying to make it as a musician
Because I'm sick in the head like that
I go full on into the art form
I choose
Explains the past 13 years doesn't it Steve
I mean Jesus
Almost
Perfectly it's unfortunate that
That won't fit on a t-shirt
Because that was a very good encapsulation
And 1000 homo DJs was a
Side project
I'll go Jorgensen for a ministry
Got involved with
And it was at a time
In history
When Jello by Afra
Hadn't gone full
100% deep
Fried faggot
And
Could still interact with other people
A little bit
But yeah, Jello was
Count Ringworm
What was weird about
Jello is Jello is a foundational guy
When it comes to the dead
Kennedys
And like then he started to do that
Spoken word madness
Which is the same thing Henry Rollins did for a while
I know people forgot about that
But the spoken word thing
Went off the freaking rails
It was like, you know
It kind of helps when you have
A band to drown out part of what you're trying to
Say dude
Because
Too much is too much
That's what Jello
That's what Jello almost
Right?
In God We Trust
Incorporated
You cannot deny is an absolute
Master disc
But, you know
And Frank and Christ
It's foundationally amazing
The stuff that was contributed
To a genre
That was not going to make you a rock star
And the
Effort that people put in
And the legitimate support of a community
See again I go back to this
The legitimate support of a community
Is what gave these guys
The air to float on
And that's the thing
That I think we keep missing nowadays
Because we've been so atomized
And separated into our, you know
Little corner where we can tweet out to the world
And not interact face to face
With anybody else
And not collaborate with anybody else
You know
Even in your own mind
No matter how much of a genius you are
You got to remember that you can learn
From the biggest idiot
If you know how
And that's the sign of intelligence
You can learn from everyone
Something to innovate
What it is you are doing
And that is
A weird message I keep trying to send
And it's just not being received man
What do you think about that Steve?
Well
We were talking about
Tease on the phone
Yesterday and this is a
Conversation that Tease and I had
Extensively
Like four or five years ago
Right when he was starting to do
The
Wednesday segment
And
We initially
Invited people
Who were watching the show
To
Do like
Little watch parties at their house
Where they'd hang out
And have a little food
Watch some conspiracy synergy episodes
To get them like equated
With you know
Just sort of
Get them oriented
With the world of
Much more independent
And legitimately independent media
And that
Tease and I would volunteer to
Pop in afterwards if anybody had
Any questions or anything like that
And so we were pushing that
For a few months
And it became
Crystal clear
That nobody was going to
Fucking do that and we were like
Well okay
We got to figure out something
So because
We were like this doesn't work
Unless there's an active
You know community that's
Not just
Watching a show or two but
You know
Making that a
Sustainable ecosystem
For everyone involved
And you have to do
As our friend Texas Slim says
Change your consumption model
On everything
For that
So
At some point
It became
Evident that if
We didn't want to
Forever react to
The culture that's been forced on us
We had to create the culture that we wanted to
Live in
And one of the ways that we're trying to do this
Is through
Events called the third eye carnival
That will now be
In its fourth year
This year
And
It's
People who don't
Have their head up their ass
Doing live podcasts
Mixed with
Live stand up comedy
And live music
With a heavy focus
On local music for the live music
And we've done them
In Pueblo, Colorado
At an amazing place called
The blowback gallery
It's a really cool art gallery
Owned by an awesome dude named Jeff Maydeen
He's rad
Super freakin' cool
El Paso, Texas
And
On a beautiful property
Well, the one in El Paso
Was beautiful too, but
The one we did outside of Nashville
In Portland, Tennessee
Was in a giant barn
We had a surprise
First drop in from Kurt Metzger
So he came up
And did the podcast
Panel with
Me and
Seven Seas and
Charlie Robinson,
Sam Tripoli
Scott Armstrong
Maybe there was somebody else
I can't remember, but it was
You know, fuckin' it was great
I love you
Leonardo Jo and he did stand up
Tripoli did stand up
Brad Benkley from Propaganda Report
Did stand up like it was fucking awesome
Yeah
Go ahead
I've loved these festivals for years
You know, and back
Say, 10 years ago, 15 years ago
They did like, you know, Freedom Fest
And this and that
And it sounds like a very similar concept
That it still works to some degree
So, you know, it's great to hear it
But, you know, I also come from a day
When we were handing out DVDs to people
That was our guerrilla media
When people were like, what the hell's a podcast?
And you could put out stuff
Back around the year 2000
You could buy a spindle of DVDs
Copy the ones and also distribute your own
Just giving them away to people
Is what I used to do
So I'll tell you what, you think so
With what you see around you, take this
You know, it might be on 9-11
It could be on the JFK assassination
I might give you a variety pack
I might have even handed out
God help me copies of Zeitgeist at a certain point
You know, just saying
Just to dislodge people
From their habits
To change people's
To break the pattern
Just to give them a chance
To look at something other than
What they're being force-fed
So, absolutely, look
I'm hearing about this event and I'm going
Damn, I wish I had money, because I would go
But, you know
It's hard, because I can't drive myself
Anywhere, etc, etc
I got issues, but the thing is
You know, because I've only ever gone
To events where somebody else
Has been willing to get me there
And put me up
So, because I don't make any money
That's the one flaw
In my whole
Trajectory
I never figure out how to make it
Not for me
I never figure out how to do it for myself
Because I get fired from every
Lucrative platform possible
You know, I was part of that
Australian radio station for a minute
Like, 8 days literally
Before they hired me
Yeah, they fired me
After 8 days
They fired me
So, you know
What was
What was the transgression?
The transgression
Okay, I'll put it to you this way
It wasn't that
They were taking me as somebody who was going
Mainstream with the narrative
Regarding Russia and Ukraine
That isn't what I was doing
What I did is I allowed
Ukrainians on my show
To literally tell you what was happening
On the ground
And that turned into
Screw them
They got to get rid of the Nazis
And you're wrong
And you need to stop saying these things
And I went, yeah
Nobody is going to
I had an agreement when I came in
That nobody was going to control my content
So, if you can't handle that
Yeah, you can keep your $2,000
A week or whatever it was
Because they were paying me
Because, yeah
I'm not going to be paid for by any
I've had better people than you try to bribe me
So, you know what
You either got me or you don't
And they decided they don't
So they stripped me away from the website
And shortly thereafter when they got
Kind of implicated from
Taking money from weird sources
They turned around and shut down
And reopened as something else
But that's them
And I'm still not even violating
The NDA
By telling you that part of it
Anyhow
You know, a weird operation
That's a one-off
But no, I was also
Unceremoniously kicked off of
You know, Mike Adams, the health ranger
Oh, yeah
Yeah
So I was his radio network
I was one of his
Going to be one of his radio network stars at one point
Then they heard what I did
And they went, oh, no
So they got rid of me
Pretty quick
Me and Jack Blood would not sign contracts
With them because they were, I was like
Look, dude, we have been musicians
We know what a crap contract looks like
So come back to us
With something serious that you're not going to own us
Both of us together
Because we were friends
You know, and they were still promoting Jim Mars
After he was dead on the freaking
Radio network and I'm like, dude
What kind of operation is this?
So Mike Adams, after being nice
To me, was like, yeah, I don't know
Who that guy is anymore
And kicked me off his network
I get kicked off of really great
Places, honestly
So, you know, and it's because
They go, look, we want you to say
Whatever you want, freedom of speech
Is our primary until you
Say something they don't like
Which is, you know, always
I don't ever pick
The team that's winning
The team that's popular
I don't ever pick them
So, you know, I happen to think
We're myself and it goes in weird directions
Because, you know, like I said
How many people are saying right now
They're going to reinstall the Ayatollah
I don't think too many people are doing it
And because they don't see it
You know, it's just like the people
That wanted to complain about the Super Bowl commercial
Or whatever, Super Bowl halftime
Right, right, right
And, oh, bad bunny in this and that
And I'm like, you people are really, really stupid
Because all this is
Is a corporate move to spread NFL
Football to the Spanish-speaking world
That's it
You're arguing over a marketing campaign
And literally inflating it
By having your little culture war over it
Oh, kid rock, dude
This and that's great
And I'm like, yeah, a pre-recorded thing
They did
That was not
That was a fucking
Abomination
That turning point
Halftime garbage
Right
Was an absolute
Fucking horror show
Not even
The cornyest TV
Preachers of the 80s and 90s
Could have conceived
Of anything that
Gaudy and retarded
All at the same time
It was
Well, when you hire your
Yeah
Look, man, it was made in Georgia
And when you hire your seat fillers
Okay
By public posts
Dude, you messed up
The audience was made up of people that were hired to be there
I mean
And we all knew about it in Georgia
If you were paying attention
I mean, I could have gone down and been a seat filler
If I was able to travel
I think they did it near Atlanta somewhere
And it's like, oh, look at our live stream event
Oh, my God, kid rocks lip-syncing
No, somebody spell asleep producing
Is all that happened there
And they forgot to sync them up
Stupid, but anyway, it is what it is
Baw with da baw
But speak English
Anyway, dude, you realize
Deployed as an asset
To inflate a marketing campaign
Either side, that's the funny part
No matter what side you chose there
Oh, this represents America
Yeah, okay, because I've seen
Lots of Hispanic
Food outlets out on the street
Without Puerto Rican flags on them
No, I don't think so
Not very realistic, plus
Ham-handed, he falls through the roof
Of a house stirring it
I mean, come on, dude
It was just a marketing thing
For Spanish-speaking
Parts of the world
Sell them football, that's all it was
And you're helping them
It's not a struggle for culture
It's not a significant issue
It's just rah-rah and buy our jerseys
For 100 bucks a piece, because you can
That's it
And I don't know why people didn't say
And it's like, oh, you're a jerk
Yeah, I'm a jerk, because I told you
What I saw
And that's what I saw
And it just everybody else wants to argue
The cultural aspects of it
Or the validity of it
Or, you know, the sacred half-time
NFL presentation
Kiss my ass
Yeah, we didn't do any of that
Over here, we just made
Fun of most or all of it
And yeah, of course it's a marketing
Boy, and look
The NFL is looking
At the success
That the UFC has had
Going international
Over the last several years
And they're going, oh
We've been
Realized you could do that
Like they had the game over in England once a year
But now they're like, oh, we need to
Go to Mexico City, we need to do this
We need to do this, you know
And so they're picking up on
International expansion
For
Market share, and yeah, of course
So, yeah, of course they get
Bad Bunny, sure
Sure, why not
You know, it was
Designed to make
Retards
Who get paid
To pretend to be
Patriots, to also
Either really not know
Or pretend to not know
That Puerto Rico
Is a US territory
And Bad Bunny is technically
As American as they are
Right, which is hilarious
Also Ricky Martin showing up
Which cracked me up
It was like a Mandela moment for me
Because I could have sworn that guy died a few years ago
But outside of that, there was nothing
Remarkable there, I was like, wait a minute
Is that a Ricky Martin impersonator?
Lady Gaga
Right
I remember hearing
That he got in trouble
For molesting
His underage cousin
So
Ricky Martin and Kanye have that in common
If you look back
There was a massive Ricky Martin's death hoax
Like 10 years ago
Is what it is that I'm probably
Referencing in my brain
But the point is, it was a little bit of a shock
To me when he popped up, I went, whoa
I thought that guy was dead
And he got that creepy mustache
And I was just like, wow
How far he has fallen
I guess you are really living Lebeda Loca
Dude, what?
What? Okay, but yeah
Puerto Rico's part of America, shut up
With this older American
Shut up
You are just fueling this thing
See, that's why I'm talking about it now
Because at the time
I was not going to participate
In filleting the inflatable
And that's all this was
It was put your mouth
On the inflatable
Dick of this float
So that we can swing it
Real high over planet earth
And see how many people pay attention
And it's not just the UFC's success
It's also the success
Of what we call an America soccer
And what they call in other parts of the world
Football, because that is
Marketable, that used to be a joke
To the American audience
That was a joke to the American corporate structure
But they look at it and go
Wait a minute, there is like
Way more people in other parts of the world
Than there is in America
There's no reason why we shouldn't scrape up them
Into the NFL market
So that's what they're doing
This is step one, Spanish speaking world
Hey, we're the NFL
Come and watch us, stop watching soccer
That's what they're doing
They're trying to tap that market
So, you know
That's all you're participating in though
It's like the cola wars
Of the 80s, is a Coke or pepper
Jimmy won, come on
Dude, they're gonna have
A harder go at it
If they're not investing
In youth football programs
And stuff like that
Which is something that
You know, UFC fighters
Will get punched out
Retire
And then go start a gym
In their hometown
Or their home village
Once they get permission from the local war lord
As the case may be
If you're Chechen
But yeah
The sport itself
Naturally expands that way
And it drives
An interest to watch people
Who are doing it at the highest level
And then it provides
Inspiration and ambition
For kids to want to
Be born to
Parents
And be a nepo baby
So that they're guaranteed an NFL contract
As long as they don't fuck up
Or go to jail by the time that they're 18
Yeah
Well, and the amazing thing
Of that is it's learning from the mistake
Of major league baseball
Because major league baseball owned
America
It was called America's pastime
It was the number one major league
And the thing is they didn't invest
In the youth, they didn't
At one point they had little leagues
Everywhere and all that and made sure
You know, the sponsor stuff and let them use
The logos and all of it
And when major league baseball decided
Nope, we're too big for that
Nope, we're too, you know, we're going to keep things
Restricted. This is why they're trying to introduce
Japanese players and everything else
Korean players into it
To again tap into new markets
Because they went, wait a minute, we screwed up
We didn't invest at the bottom
Of the barrel
So therefore we don't have enough to stand on
Anymore and
An NFL ate their lunch
They went and moved ahead of them
As basically, you know
The biggest major league sport, period
So, you know, it's learning
From the business models, please
Anyways, uh-oh
Hey, Teal, what do we get to have?
Stuff, y'all. Chuck
Meet Teal. Teal is my long
Time co-host on my Monday night show
Blunt Force Wisdom and
When she has time and opportunity
On Monday mornings because
She works
In real life
In administrative capacity
And sometimes
Can pop in on Mondays. She does
And we love that. What's up, Teal?
What's up, Steve? Hi, Chuck. Nice to meet you
Nice to meet you, Teal.
Great, great. Do I have to
Step aside now and- No
Oh, no, of course not
No, no, no
No problem
This just means it's gonna get funnier
Because
I'ma talk a little bit of shit
Welcome to World War 3, guys. Woo!
We made it
Right? Yes. Right?
No, no.
So, you were talking- Were you talking
Hey, guys. Hey, Tim
Hey, Tom's in here
Hey, Tom
Hey, Dave. I see all
The people coming in. Hey, y'all
You were talking about football or were we talking about
We were, but I'm gonna
I'm gonna transition here real quick
Just with the segue because you did bring up
World War 3 and I got a bunch of stuff
On that and what's
You know, more than likely
Going on
But just for no reason
Yeah, I can do it. Do it, baby
So I sing it like
Yeah, what does it mean?
It means look
There's a lion
Oh my god
You're joking
That is not what that means
That's exactly what it means
It means look, there's a lion
Oh my god
Look, there's a lion
Oh my god
It's a lion
Banger lyrics
Banger, okay
Can't, I love it here
Sorry, that is honestly my favorite clip of the week to be honest too
Because I was like, damn it
Whole time we thought we think it's a new girl
We just saying look it's a lion
You know, it's a beautiful thing
I'll tell you, white people need to be educated
And no, even though
I appear to be white, it's an optical illusion
I'm Sicilian
So any good white supremacist
I'm not white
No, you're black, obviously
They pair you up with the red heads
And the other red heads
When you flip the letters around
Right, it's true
Oh, she knows
Oh yeah, my mom used to
Hang out with Italians all the time
And they never called her black, they just said she was clear
Yep, exactly
Yeah, she's clear
Yeah
Yep, she's correct
That's what we would have said that
She's correct
Anyway
This is beautiful
Please continue to educate white people
Because I have a hard time doing it
Because they keep saying that I'm one of them
And they don't understand
So please, help me out
Look, any good racist
Or casual racist knows
That the Italians got the white past
Right around the time
That
Mob movies started getting
Popular
Of course
They were working and arresting
All of the actual mob bosses
And recoeing all of the actual
Italian organized crime figures
But
America was falling in love with that
Culture and we accepted them as white
You know, I've talked
About this extensively
Go ahead
I have, I'm sorry
I must correct you, Steve
On this one thing
They did not arrest the real mob bosses
They arrested the stupid ones
Because the reality is
People don't even know
They know the mythology of this
But they don't know the reality
I tried to do presentations on this
And I got blank stares
I did this at Lancer
I tried to do this on my show
I did this on national radio shows
I was trying to explain
You don't know what that thing is
You have no idea
It's hilarious
You're seeing the American franchise
Yeah, a bunch of guys got swept up
From the American franchise
Of various organizations
The Canadians only 10 years ago
Discovered they had something
Other than La Cosa Nostra in their country
Okay, because there's the Ingetra
There's the Comera
There's literally what I call
The Italian octopus
And Italy itself is a fabricated country
Which is why I identify as Sicilian
I am from the kingdom of Sic
Baby, not Italy
Italy's fabricated country
Okay, now
There are eight organizations in that region
That literally do run organized crime
And continue
To run organized crime
On the planet
Now they're not as hip as the politicians
But they do run the criminal syndicates
And they are not the people
These are not the people you're seeing arrested
This is hilarious
Yeah
Nobody thought Vinny the Chen
Was
You know
A criminal mastermind
No, but he was
Smarter than
He was smarter than a lot of them
I'll tell you that, but he was not
Necessarily a mastermind
See that's the thing
They experimented with
Weaponizing guys here
And how do I know this
Because I got an invitation to that dance
So, you know
I could have been making my living a whole different way
But I don't
And didn't and turned it down
But the reality is I've only ever known
One other person to live after turning it down
Because the moment that you're even invited
You are committed to death
And people don't understand the oath
They understand it from people
Who didn't understand Italian even
You go back to the malachi papers
The mythology on this is deep
But the reality is deeper
Okay, the secret societies that run this
Existed at the time that
I believe Christ walked the planet
I don't believe he did
But if you believe in that time period
Yeah, they were around then
So, you know
Adjust what you're thinking
You don't know because it's hidden in a bunch of mythology
And that kills me when it's like
Oh, they arrested the mob bosses, the five families
That is a subcontractor
That's like being pissed when the house falls down
At the drywaller
Dude, no
It's not that simple
Okay, there's an engineer behind it
There are people that really do pull the strings
You should also just by default
Blame the drywaller
You should
But yeah, there are more people
Up the blame ladder
Than whatever tweaker came in
To slather on some plaster
Yeah
Right
Like a guy like
Oh man, I'm trying to think of his name
But he was practically a serial killer
That they just made a mobster at one point
And
Not like that fake Iceman jerk
Who probably did kill about 10 people
But I mean, you know
He's a fraud because he claimed to be involved
With people like Dimeo
Dimeo is the name I was trying to think of
He was actually a serial killer that weaponized
He wasn't really a mobster
But they made him one because he was useful
You know, and that's the weird thing
These guys take an oath that they don't even understand
Because they don't speak Sicilian
Which is a different language than Italian by the way
And the oath is given in Sicilian
If you're going into one organization
The oath is given in a different way
If you're in another organization
And yes indeed
I know I'm also half Irish
So I'm on the bottom end of the white people too
But
The thing is they change the rules
About what people think too
You have to be 100% Italian
Not among Sicilians
The ruling came down that we're mutts anyways
So as long as we carry our father's surname
And we
Identify as Sicilian
We're Sicilian
So I got my invite to that dance
And the only other guy I ever knew
That got away with it is the late great Frank Minucci
Who
You know, it was a friend of mine
And I do mean that
In more than one way
Frank was a great guy
And you could see his IMDB
Frank Minucci was in
Carlito's way as I think the biggest film role
He forgot
He played the guy they drowned
In the river there
Off the prison
Okay
Hey Steve, this chat
Do you take offense to jokes
Just want to make sure
Oh no
You the first double n***a I ever met in my life
Okay, we'll just say that
You Irish and Sicilian
God
That's right
See, you know
I ain't never met a double n***a
I mean shit, you know, usually only get one
This is a doubled up one
Shit
He has an a** pony next to his race
I got an a**
A** next to my a**
I know that
I know who I am
Beautiful
See, I love him when they know
See, I love that
Steve don't know
He's been throwing up gang signs and shit
Last couple years, his black just keep
Eakin out
Yeah, go ahead Tom
Steve
I've never walked away from that
Man, at all
Let me put it to you
Theo, I love you
I want you to know I love you
If it was 20 years earlier, I'd ask you to marry me
But the thing is this
I know
That I get respect from gangsters
And gangsters, you know what I'm saying
Yes
I know who I am
I know that's right
And if you don't believe me
My friend who calls himself
Kapo will be by the house in a little bit
Just saying
We all got street names and none of y'all know who's mine
So there you go
I love it
Funny
So I did want to say
So my little political input today
I don't know if you talked about the Austin shooter yet Steve
Have you talked about the Austin shooter yet?
No, not at all
We can do it right after this clip
Because I do want to talk about that a little bit
Well, this is going to get us into the whole
Iran thing
So let's do that first
Whatever you got
By the way, if you got anything you want to share
At any point too, just
Throw it up on screen or drop it in the
Private chat and I'll pull it up
I'm just
I'm sorry
I'm just enjoying that we got adult supervision
Now Steve, so we'll maybe get to something
We do not have adult supervision
Okay
So my hot take on it
Is I mean, we were waiting for the Psyop
Weren't we? We were waiting for their little
Because every time something major happens
Overseas, we get something that happens here
That gets all the little maggots
Because I dropped the F-bomb like four times
Last night on the YouTube show
That episode probably won't air
So I have to try talking about MAGA
They really don't like that word
So I had to change it
You got to bring back heraldos for that
No, I couldn't help it
I was in the heat of the moment
And I was just like those
So the MAGA
maggots as I like to call them now
Got to get them riled up
Because you know, your mans ain't doing too good
You know, if you out here doing wild shit
Then he got caught doing even wild dirt
Shit, then he started a war
Cool
So of course they got to bring it back
So I know that the Austin shooter is definitely
A Psyop
Y'all playing that one
Mainly on the fact that one
You found the biggest blackest John Henry
Looking motherfucker
To do it
In my opinion, one of the widest cities
In Texas
And I say white not saying that it has
A high population of Mexicans
At all, Austin
They have some of the widest food
They don't, ugh
I've been in Austin a couple of times
I would not go back there
But
They sit here
And y'all pick the widest town
With the lowest Mexican population
In my opinion
I've seen Dallas, I've seen Houston
And then you pick the blackest John Henry
Looking motherfucker
And you slap on a property of Allah sweater
Y'all couldn't even get it
In actual Arabic
Y'all couldn't pay the press man
To put it in Arabic a little bit
Not to mention if you know anything
About what's going on
It's Ramadan
These motherfuckers started a war
In a Muslim country during Ramadan
When they're fasting
Again, thank you
And what?
We're fasting and creating
Out of all the months that you want to
Fuck with somebody that's practicing Ramadan
This has to be the peacefulest month
You really think he got a wire here
If his ass don't want to shoot somebody
No, I don't believe so
You know what they had to do
They had to bring in the guy who's going to play
The ball of black dude
In the next green mile
Reboot is what they did
And said, look, this is the guy who's going to
Yeah, because he's got it
We already know he had a Quran in his car
He's got a property
Of Allah
Which I have never seen as a t-shirt
Anywhere before
He's wearing
Anywhere to get that
Is he shopping on anything
I don't know what happened
The wildest tea move sweater
No, it just
It showed up in his house
Along with the weapon
And the Quran
Little gifts from some people
He'd been talking to on discord lately
Come on, dude
Yeah, this is foolishness
It is
And there's additional foolishness
With it in that
Waymo
Taxi
Robot taxi
Was blocking one of the ambulances
That was going to the shooting scene
Like what the fuck?
Like what?
The big hit deal is this
You know how you know white city though
Like you were saying you're in white city
Is because they said the cops were there
In like a minute and a half
So that's a white city
Well, I mean
The ambulance
The ambulance is also
On the way to respond to a shooting
That's right up the road
So the cops are already
In and around and active
In the area
So
If you talk to people
Who live in Austin
Especially in
Like a half of it
The cops aren't showing up
When you call them
That's the cops in most places
They don't
Come rushing over
Yeah, but no
What was white
About it to me
Was the fucking lady going
Move Waymo
Move a little further
A little further
Like a fucking puppy
Come on good little robot
A little bit more
Get out of the way for the nice ambulance
Okay, get it go
Try to save shooting victims
Yeah, yeah
Thanks Waymo
Thanks
Getting to the Waymo
What's going on
Jock
It's
I mean
It's fucking crazy
It is
But you
The excuse that there was a shooting down the street
That they were responding to is still no good
Because I'm telling you on the south side of Macon
You can lay in the street going
They forget about me, what happened? I'm still bleeding
No, I agree
I agree, this was at an iClub
And there were a lot of people live streaming it
So they kind of want you know
Get ahead of the curve on that
Okay, so we got a live
Stream more in the ghetto
Is that what you're telling me
Yeah, you got to put it on Twitch
But you got to get some good followers on Twitch
First and then put it up there
Oh, that's the solution
Alright, because I'm trying to figure it out
I've been essentially a melanated ghetto
And what that means is
I'm one of the few white people I'm like a curiosity
When I pop up at the
Circle K
You're not white people that lives down the street
No, I'm not white, but thanks
Glad you're looking out for me
But you know
And there's three of us in this house
And I swear to you we're the only three people around
For a long ways
And
It is what it is, I'm comfortable here
Here's the thing, I know this
The only people I've ever had to get into
Mortal Kombat with
Looked a lot more like me than the people I live around
Right now, so
You know what? I'm safer here
And I don't care
I promise you, hey, look
We look out for us
You don't cause us no static, you don't call the police on us
You're more likely to get a plate
You might not come to the cookout, but we'll bring a plate over
Right
I've been through
How many over there? You said you got three?
Alright, hold on baby
Come back, you got three plates with tin foil
Three pieces of cornbread and three Kool-Aids
You good for the night? Alright baby
We're gonna be a little loud
But
She's describing things that have happened
By the way
We're gonna be partying until about 11
And then we'll turn the music down then
But we're gonna probably be up until about
Four, but here you go
And if you want, we got some cake
We got red velvet chocolate and yellow
Which one you want? You want one to eat?
Alright baby, hold on
We'll bring you your cake
And we're gonna keep it pushing
You might see this on Sunday afternoon
And say we weren't too loud, were we?
I never get that, there's no apologies afterwards
But everything else you described
The food is the apology baby
We just asked you if we were too loud
That's not an apology
That's just a
Vibe check
Thank you Steve, it's a vibe check
Just to see if you might be a problem
Down the road
We're gonna go back to the house and be like
That white boy cool, we fuck with that white boy
That white boy ain't too bad
Chuck's still over here shrugging
Like I'm not white
That's right, I was waiting for it
Don't blame me for that
I'm not white guys
But yeah Steve, I watched that video
I watched a couple of different videos
From different angles
And it's just like
How sci-fi can y'all get
And then when are we gonna stop believing the fuck shit that they put
In front of us
The main thing that I was talking about with Dave
And Marcus last night on the political matrix
Was the fact that it's gotten to a point
Where my $675 thick ass glasses
Is still gonna play tricks on me because
It's either AI or it's real
And I always have to question it now
Yeah I mean
I gotta rub my eyes that fucking hard
And fix my fucking expensive ass glasses
To be like okay well is this AI
Do I have to look for the
The fifth pinky finger on this motherfucker
You know
Is this really a shooting
Or did they just create it
For me to have like
And not to mention, what about the motherfuckers that don't
Question shit
You know
The 83 year old
Magga supporter that fucking
Loves watching AI videos of a dog
Doing a backflip and going uh-uh
Look at this honey, blah blah blah
And don't know the fucking difference because they just
Learned how to use a cell phone three weeks ago
Well
And look isn't it
Nice you guys
Isn't it really fucking
Convenient that right
As we're going to
A war in yet another
Muslim country
We have a shooting
At a nightclub on
One of the most
You know
A heavily populated streets
On any given night
In Austin, Texas
Everybody's on 6th street
The cops
Are all over 6th street too by the way
Since it was Austin
Has anybody checked on Joe Rogan yet
Because you know
His comedy mothership must not be too far from there
I mean I don't know the map exactly but
Just asking
Yeah I mean I think
Well Joe Rogan has
You know private security
All over the mothership
And a fucking
Like former SEAL team
That's like
Between people
And the green room
The mothership is probably
The safest place to be
In Austin, Texas
On any given night
That dude's crazy about it
From what I understand
Friends that play the club and
I haven't really heard them talk about it
But I've heard Tim Dillon talk about it
Fucking
It's hilarious to hear them talk about it
And people that you know
Aren't like
A part of the
The Rogan verse as it is
Yeah they're like dude
It's intense
You know there's a lot of security there
But Austin is a crazy place
Since it got californicated
And it is super
Super good timing
It's our first
Non-trainy
Mass shooter
In years
Yeah
Crazy
And the first non-trainy
Mass shooter in years
Happens to be
Freakin
You know Muslim
Terrorist with a property
Of Allah
Sweatshirt on
And a Quran in the ride
I mean
Now this is the other thing
Now this is my problem with all of that
And why is this side
Why is it an op
For me
If your Quran's in a car
Where's that
Did y'all forget that part
Uh-oh
Where's this fucking prayer mat
Because before we even get into the
Quran into reading what you need to
Read in your dua
You gotta do your prayer
So where's your prayer mat
No where to be found
Also what language
Also what language was that Quran in
Does anybody know
Hello
Does my Quran that I have
That I've been reading during Ramadan
I'm not in Muslim
I just participate with my homies during Ramadan
Mine came from Dubai
I brought my Quran in Dubai
So
Mine is in
This was a
Guarantee you it was a
Robert Maxwell
The Robert Maxwell McGraw
Hill Quran
Exactly the NIV
The translated NIV
Quran
Get the fuck out of here
Exactly
Like
It's so tiring
Like after a while y'all
It does get tiring being the
I wouldn't even say the know it all
It sucks being the only aware
Person in the room when you go
That's some bullshit
They put that shit together
And they did a sloppy fucking job
Sloppy job
Remember the other shooter
Steve
And then they miraculously got in his house
And they could see
Look at this Arabic artifact
On the bookcase
Yeah
And look
His prayer mat is behind the door
No one shouldn't be
They're also trying real hard
To make the
Biolab that they found
In Vegas
They're trying to connect that
In people's minds to the Chinese
Even though it was in Israeli national
That they caught
In the lab
With the lab
Because the same dude
Who owned that property
Owned the property in Southern California
Where they found the fucking
Biolab
Illegally operating
Private Biolab
And so Cal
And that was a Chinese dude
Steve
Come on
Don't be an anti-semite now
Come on
Where's
Where's the Cory Hughes
Sound drop
Let me make sure it's
Audible
I love Holocaust denial in the morning
There we go
Best part of waking up is
Holocaust senior cup y'all
I don't know man
It is the United States of America
Bibi Milikowski
Is the president
And we, thanks to Erika Kirk
Know that we operate under
Judicial system
That's right Erika
Thanks Erika
With your weird ass eyeballs
Right
Her eyes scare me
She got them crazy Karen eyes
They're demon eyes
They're not even like
Karening is one thing
You
Immediately
Chuckling about merch sales
At his memorial after
He was broad daylight
Merked
Totally different
That's a
That's an empty
Vessel
For
Ascension to power through
Any means necessary
She
If Charlie Kirk was the Martin Luther King
Junior high people
Like the right has been trying to
Make him then Erika is
Certainly more of a Malcolm X
Because she got where she is by
Any means necessary
Yona has me dying
In the chat right now Yona
Thank you for that joke I need
And there you
She'll be back
Okay
How long before is her own people
Take her out then if she's the Malcolm X
That's all I gotta say
You know
That's what happened there
That's a Jersey connection
That people didn't want to accept
And still don't about Malcolm X
But you know those of us
That our families were in Jersey
Said he kinda knew what was up
But nobody wanted to listen to me
Anyways
Teal's back
Teal's back I want to
Let's see
I gotta thank a couple of people
Who have helped produce
The show today
Let's see
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Thank you very much
Appreciate you
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I'm pretty sure I thank you the other day
But if I didn't
Thank you
Go over here
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Moving over a little bit
Let's talk some
World War three here
My buddy
Wherever I go
My buddy
From PlaySchool
That's a
It's a bad spot
When you have to bomb a rod
Just to have people stop asking you questions
About why you're in the Epstein file
So many times
Exactly
So we knew you were a buddy with this mouth
Like this
You admitted that you kind of knew the dude
So now that the name popping up
Four, five, fifty, five, sixty seven times
You getting tired of us asking you
How you knew the dude
So to deflect us
Like a true narcissist
To deflect us
You blow up a country
Yeah
I'm not talking about you out here dittling kids bro
Now you dittle kids and blow up innocent kids
Cool
You don't like kids
What's your issue with children
Where are we going to start asking that question
What's your problem with children
As a matter of fact
Where's that little young punk ass kid that you had
Where's Barry
Ain't that the little nigga name
Yeah
But little is definitely
The wrong word
He's like seven foot thirty
When the fuck did he grow up
Have you not seen
Baron Trump lately
No I have not
Okay let's
Let's
First of all we'll just consult
The book of knowledge
Between six seven and six nine
Um
Yeah he is
Uh
Not
Not a short fella
Yeah
I think we spotted him at the state
Of the union real quick didn't we
Yeah here let me
Oh he pulled it to his daddy's
He's a talent show
Oh sweet
Yeah I think he might have been sitting next to
Melania there in the
You know in the balcony
He's a full head taller
Than Melania's
Carmen San Diego hat
Or a hamburger hat
Depending
On where you want to go with that
Um hit
Trump is like six one six two
Um yeah
So he is a
Very tall lad
He is
And what I'm saying is if you send him over
To fight in Iran he would make a very very
Visible target so
Because he's going to be
Uh emperor of
This particular
The eastern territories
In 2036
They're trying to keep him alive
Jesus Christ that man looks like a
Is he
He got more of that Melania
In him so he's a science baby
Obviously
Oh
They took Trump's DNA
And
And then they took
Stretch Armstrong's DNA
Yeah
And they combined it
And then
They shot that into Melania
Okay
While she got to have sex
With an illegal immigrant
Uh with condom on
Gotcha
Yeah
And then they made this
Extremely tall vampire stick
Looking at a baby
Yeah
All right
Yes he does look like a vampire
And just as an
In-person report about
The size of Donald Trump real fast
I've met him
And me standing
In boots and him standing in his
Dress shoes in the 1990s
Trump and I were eye to eye
And I'm six foot
So I don't think he's
Over six foot really
Or if he was not by much more than
An inch so
That's where he stood in the 90s
Now he could have shrank since then
But I don't see him getting any taller
And yeah
Boy Darren is awfully tall
He's like slender man
Up in there
Well
If I'm not
If I'm not wrong I've heard
Lots of people
Since the first Trump administration
Talk about how
All of those guys
Are wearing lifts
Like
All of the world leaders
Are wearing lifts
And they're all shooting for between
Like six one and six four
To as their optimum
World leader height
The only problem is
Like McCall
Is Joe Rogan's height
And so even though
He's in lifts he still doesn't
Look any taller than like
Tom Cruise
Who is also Joe Rogan's height
Which of course
Is you know five foot two
Like that
Well Rogan's like five four
But yeah I think he's listed
As like five seven or five eight
Which is hilarious
Especially when you see
Him next to Sam Tripoli
And then you see me next to Sam Tripoli
And I am not
Under six feet
Tall with shoes on
So it looks like I'm in the picture
Because I'm five two
So it looks like when I took a picture
With Sam Tripoli at the third
Yeah
I have a picture with Teal and Shug
And yeah I look like a fucking
Ogre
Oh is that the same picture we took
When we almost got shot?
Yeah it was right after we almost got
Tased
Nice
Like literally it was right around the corner
From where we almost got tased
We were just trying to smoke a joint
Cops trying to raise a dude with a fucking machete
Shirtless running around fucking
Downtown Vegas
Gotta love it
Gotta pull maybe in the black person
My black instincts I just pulled Steve's jacket
Like yeah let's not do that
Let's not get tased
You see those green dots
Yeah that's not a credit card
So let's move out the way
Right
Yup
Let's smoke a joint man
Yeah Steve's just like I'm just trying to light this joint
Yeah but they trying to light us up so let's move out the way
Yeah let's not do that
But man
I'm just in awe
Of where we are as a country
As of today you know
I went dancing Friday night
Came back home
And slept
Woke up World War 3
I said well ain't that about a bitch
Maybe it was a fluke
Maybe it was just
Foolishness
We are full fledged war
And people shit getting blown up
And my whole thing is
Y'all keep missing
I don't know
They say that they got to do
They say they clip
I can't pronounce his name
But they say they got the old boy that was in charge of our rent
Oh yeah
Listen they're claiming a lot
Of key people
Within the Iranian
Military and you know
Political religious infrastructure
Have been taken out
Yeah
The IDF literally stated
That they literally decapitated
The Iranian regime within the first
Minutes of the strikes
Yeah and I'm like damn
Okay y'all that good y'all didn't do that
Y'all didn't have that much accuracy
Last time but okay
I guess
Well we don't need to ethnically
Cleanse the Iran
We just need to
Cripple them, install a puppet government
And exploit any resources
They may have and treat them like
The you know slave cattle
That they are
That's all
You know they just know that in effect
Greater Israel
They don't need to be exterminated
Like the people who live
On the land that is
Going to be greater Israel
They they gotta go
They gotta go we can import southeast
Asians for the labor there
Because as Israelis
Notoriously anti carpenter
So
We're importing the laborers
For that and we may keep
Some of the Palestinians around in cages
At the local zoo
On the Trump Kushner
International Hotel
And golf course built
On corpses it's the
Only you know haunted
It's the most haunted golf course
On the planet
Yeah
Golf results and casino
Steve golf results and casino
Yeah that's true
Right cause America fuck yeah
You're right
America
Remember that
You know I'm wondering if we're playing
The same Baghdadi whack-a-mole game
That we played a few years ago though
Because remember that guy
Yeah and
They were like we got him
No wait we didn't get him
I mean he died more times
Than the ridiculous amount of
Strange conspiracy books were allegedly
On bin Laden's shelf when they got him
Right which was really bizarre
Look back at that
By the way the family
Illuminati book on freaking
At bin Laden's shelf
That will
Always stick with me
We found this conspiracy
People
They always can find
You know they always seem to find
Something you know that
They try to pander or pacify
The conspiracy theory
Group and then we're like bro you can't
You can't buy us
Cause we're skeptical of everything
Haven't you figured that part out
Well and then they'll do something hilarious
Like the IDF will blow up a hospital
Which is
Not hilarious at all
By any means but then they'll go through the hospital
That they just blowed up and they'll find
Blew up and they'll find
A
Perfectly unmarred copy
Of Mein Kampf in Arabic
And then they'll be like
Look this is proof
This was a Hamas
Cell Supercenter
And we
We're stopping terrorists
By blowing up hospitals
Because we found a totally untouched
Perfect brand new copy
Of this book
Yep
Or when they blow up the schools
You gotta love that part too
When they blow up the schools
You know
Especially to all girls schools
Gotta love those moments
Oh yeah in the backpack
Of one of the children
The blueprints of Hamas's
Next attack
Right
You know in the unscorched backpack
That was found under some rubble
They kicked two rocks off
And then you got a motherfucking goddamn
It was a copy of the anarchist cookbook
In Arabic
And also
For some reason
USB drives
With Tucker Carlson's podcast on it
I can shut the fuck up
I hate you so bad
I hate you so bad for that
And it's the
Let's not forget
We got the Kirk files
As well
Are you talking about
Candice's thing?
Yeah
I am
Oh my god
The fucking Kirk files got damnit
They found that in the side pocket
For the children
My girl and I
Just not my idea
I've watched
Two episodes of Candice's
Erica file
The bride of Charlie
She called it bride of Charlie
All right
So Teal
Help me out
What the fuck is wrong with Candice
Can you help me out with this
We gave our vote up
For Candice a long time ago
We traded her for M&M
Yeah
The black delegation
Got rid of Candice
In like
2016-2017
Yeah
We don't trust black women
With horrible edges like that
We know she married white people
Look at her hair
I understand
So what you're selling me
Is that at least Marshall got skills
So it's a good trade
Yeah it was a pretty decent trade
It's a fair trade
But yeah black delegation
Gave up Candice a long time ago
We was like this bitch crazy
We took Candice a rice bag
Over her ass
Oh
We took Candice a rice bag
Yeah we took her back
Yeah
When you're married to
The
Half Jewish
Titled
English nobility
Head of
Turning Point UK
You
Dude
Has a literal fucking castle
You
You don't get to do
Your
I'm just one of you
Even though I grew up
In affluent neighborhoods
In Connecticut
And have no idea
What a regular ordinary
Human experience is like
Period
I'm just like you
Just like you
And yeah she's convinced
A whole bunch of people that she's not
Alex Jones' limited hangout replacement
And
Has a nice little
Nice little army of people that do
A lot of work for
Yeah no she's
Settled into
You know
Being part of that
Gatekeeping of
People's worldview
And conspiracy
Knowledge
Base very very well
Very well
Nice
So she's just basically
Going to talk
I'm sorry she's just one of them
Sorry she's one of them dinosaurs on the
Flintstones that looks at the camera and says
Well it's a living
So that's where we're at
Yeah
Yeah for sure
For sure
Yeah the one that like cleans out
The inside of the freaking
Friars
Grease pits whatever it is
Yeah
Cause I've never heard somebody
Almost catching a fade and then not catching it
Cause I thought for sure when Erica said
Hey baby be my nigga name out your mouth
Are you going to catch this fade
Why she didn't catch the fade
Dave
It's
It's okay
But it's okay
That's who her audience is
White men love
Black women with bad wigs
White men love
Black women with horrible
Krusty edges
That bitch need a perm
If she got a perm and laid them edges down
She'd be more attracted to the black community
But we know she's not a perm
Wearing bitch
Look at her edges
She's pretty much only and always
Ever tried to appeal
To the white community
White
Erica
Had to blow Willy Brown to
And it
Well done
Good job
Willy has the
The chat
Comments of the day
But you know let's start
Getting into some of the
Iran stuff
You know the difference between
What candidate Trump
Who
Suckered a bunch of morons
Again
And
What you actually
Voted for Trump
Which is
The thing that people think they're doing
When they participate in a
Consent ritual for bloodline
Pedophiles at college voting
And wars and chaos all over the world
But tonight after just one year
I can say with dignity and pride
That we have achieved a transformation
Like no one has ever seen before
We're not building for peace time
We are pivoting the Pentagon
In our industrial base to a war time
Putting
War time footing
We like war
We're a war like people
So what Carlin said
Well you know
Peace is war war is peace
And there's never war but there's always war
And we're always at war with
Oceana and Eurasia is our enemy
But perhaps we are Eurasia
It doesn't matter does it
I mean you know
It's okay
I said at the start of the
Ukraine thing
That we were going
Into that permanent position
Of Oceana has always been
At war with Eurasia
Yeah well and you know
That was the point that we were talking about
Where I got fired from that one radio station
Is because I dared to say
That innocent people are going to get killed here
Regardless of what you think is happening
There's going to be innocent people
That are going to be you know
They call collateral damage but that's bullshit
It's just damage it's war it's the way it goes
And this is not going to end quickly
And because of that
I was a scumbag
Because I said people on the ground there
Are going to get killed who didn't ask for this
And this is what my complaint was
Aren't I terrible Steve
You know
But our commander in chief says it
Nonchalantly
Like he's lured for a quad
From Shrek and it's okay
So are they mad at Chuck
Because you were just ahead of the curve
I mean that's why people are usually mad at Chuck
That's why people are usually mad at me
That's why people are usually mad at Ryan Christian
Or Whitney Webb
And a lot of these people that
They get a lot of hate
But the far quad line
From Trump
Is crazy
Let's listen to that real quick
Because it's short
Yeah 14 seconds
And send our
Immense love and eternal gratitude
To the families of the fallen
And sadly
There will likely be more
Before it ends that's
The way it is
Likely
That's life
Yes
That's life
Lord and savior
But that's the sacrifice
I'm willing to make
Yes
Exactly
And just as a historical reference here
Speaking as the child
Of a man who went to Vietnam
And then took his own life after he came home
Because he was going to live with what he did
And that's me when I was four years old
I gotta tell you President Nixon's
Warmth and Love really caught me through the years
So you know
Appreciate that
You Spag
You know sorry I'm saying that out loud
You know fuck this guy
I can't stand how people even support
That kind of inhumanity
You know if I was a gang leader
You would want me strung up if I did this
If I was
You know if I was an Italian businessman
You'd want me strung up if I got people killed
Like this
Okay 34 or 3400
Or whatever it's going to cost us at this point
It's okay it's a worthy sacrifice
How people are not
Outraged is the thing that kills me here guys
I don't get it
But you know
Orange Jesus don't worry
We're on God's side
Thank you Steve
Because that's exactly what the fuck I was about to say
That's exactly what the fuck I
Okay I remember back in the day
And I wasn't there back in the day
But I remember in my history classes
Back in the day
The day I wore
Commander in chief was on the first motherfucking boat
Saying tally ho
Remember those pictures they drew
George Washington out here on the boat
Out in these streets
Doing some shit
Why he ain't outside
I'm gonna need Trump to get outside in the field
I'm gonna need to see him in the field
Yeah yeah
Because I'd be damned if you're sitting up comfy
As a sum bitch
And my motherfucking light bill
Just went up a whole $600
Because of some fucking data farming centers
I can't sit in my motherfucking house
In my drawers comfortably
I need you to get up off your ass
And get in the field Trump
Real rap
That's one of y'all motherfuckers that stood up
At the state of the union
I need y'all bitch asses in the field
I don't give a fuck
Or I'll tell you what teal
You know what else I'll accept
Send Baron's ass there
Go ahead
Yes
Send your child
If you're gonna send my friends kids
Cause now I'm at a point where my friends kids are old enough to be drafted
If they start that shit
Well you saw where
Netanyahu's wife
And kid were
Hanging out in Miami
Right
They're out there waking up at
2 o'clock in the afternoon
Like oh what
Hey
Good morning
So they say
It's just ridiculous
Nobody's blown up
Bibi apparently fled to
Berlin
Which is hysterical
That
Rarely Jew went to fucking Germany
Fled to Berlin
Because his country is getting bombed
And he needed
A safe space to
Kick it in
Yeah
Bibi's kid has a
600k a year
Security detail that
American taxpayers get robbed
For
Oh
So that yeah
He can hang out
Probably
Probably doing Epstein Island shit
Wherever he goes
Yeah and still to this day
You don't even know how many kids Putin has
How about that
Right
Go ahead
This is the way they play with us
There isn't us in them
It is
You're looking at the wrong lines
Okay
So since we had the
Farquaad line
Tim
Henseliff
Friend of the show
Put this together
With the
Who said it best
Trump or Truman
Or
Justified
So let's run that
A short time ago
The United States military began
Major combat
Operations
In Iran
Our objective is
To defend the American people
By eliminating
Eminent threats from the Iranian
Regime
A vicious group
Of very hard
Terrible people
We've decided to call this operation
Epstein Fury
I mean
Operation
Epic Fury
A short time ago
An American airplane
Dropped one bomb on Hiroshima
And destroyed its usefulness
To the enemy
That bomb has more power
Than 20,000 tons
Of TNT
The Japanese began the war
From the air at Pearl Harbor
They have been repaid
Many foes
And the end is not yet
So there's justification
Versus justification
Who justified it better
Trump or Truman
Nobody
My opinion
I'll go with Truman
You know
The reading off the
Reading off the paper
The stone cold
Bug-eyed glasses look
I'm giving it to Truman
I like his
I like his lack of enthusiasm
For blowing up an entire country
Alright, alright, let's
Continue
We're going to destroy
Their missile
I was about to say you see that face
Look at that face
Yeah, well he's
Greasy because
He went into paint
Late
Oh we lost Chuck
I'm sure he'll be back
If his computer is functional
He did say that he might have a
PC issue
And that he needed to get a replacement
So we'll find out
We'll find out
And if
That's the case then
Thank you Chuck, you're freaking awesome
That
Thanks Chuck
Dude's a freaking legend
But yeah
Trump versus Truman
Raise their missile industry
To the ground it will be
Totally again
Obliterated
We're going to annihilate their navy
We're going to ensure that the
Region's terrorist proxies
Can no longer destabilize the
Region or the world
And attack our forces and no longer
Use their IEDs
Or roadside bombs
As they are sometimes called to
So gravely wound and kill
Thousands and thousands of
People including many American
Okay
We're the total domination
We're
We're going to wreck
Fucking shop
We are now prepared
To destroy more rapidly
And completely every
Productive enterprise
The Japanese have in any city
We shall destroy their docks
Their factories
And their communications
Let there be no mistake
We shall completely destroy
Japan's power to make war
Alright
Alright, who did it better?
I hate Trump
Okay, I hate his voice
Who uses the word
Obliterated
It is
The IEDs
Of roadside bombs
As they sometimes use
Shut the fuck up
You don't even know what they got over there bro
And not to mention
I need him to take off the USA hat
Put the star of David on your forehead
So we can't miss
Right
Right, well, yeah, I mean
That's false advertisement
You're not doing it for US
You're doing it for Israel
Mining the business that don't work
That don't pay us
Right
No, that's, that's fair
That's fair
Yeah
But yeah, let's not forget this moment
With
Mark Levin
The
Hardcore
Disgusting
Zionist, neocon
War pig
Piece of shit
And possible
Mossad asset
With this moment
With Donald J Trump and the J
Is for Jewish
And I said this is our first Jewish president
Now he's the first Jewish
President to serve to
Not
Not consecutive
Presidents
We thank you for everything
Bad things happened on the second one
Namely, the election was rigged
And we found out
And you see that happening
And you are the greatest president
We are the greatest president
And you are, you're the greatest president
Because you're the first Jewish president
You're the greatest president
And the first Jewish president
You ain't lying when you say that
J stands for Jew
Donald J Trump
Shout out to Kraken Miko
For
For that nugget
Let's see
So
As we get into
The Iran
Thing a little bit more
Let's go to
Hear first
Trump is currently claiming
That there is
A four week timeline
On
The
Iran war
Because you want to get it over
And done with so that
Iran doesn't get some actual
Help from their
Supposed allies
In Russia or China
Even though I'm sure
That
Both Russia and China
See this as baiting them
Into getting involved
In broader conflict
That would justify
Actual US
Military
Presence
In Russia and China
I think they want that
They've been gearing up for it
So four weeks, huh
This sounds like
A money pit
Two weeks scenario
With how
I mean what
The second Iraq war
Was supposed to be
Over and done
In a heartbeat
Greeted as liberators
Hearts and minds of the people
Throwing roses
At the feet of the brave
US men and women
In uniform
Who showed up to liberate them
From a dictator
Any of this sounding familiar?
Just a little bit
We're still in Iraq, by the way
We never left
Yeah
Trump said
In an interview with the Daily Mile
On Sunday that he expects
His new war with Iran
The last four weeks or so
As US and Israeli strikes
Continue to
Pound Iran and Iranian missiles
And drones continue to make
An impact in Israel and target
US bases in the region
It's always been a four week process
We figured it'll be four weeks or so
It's always been a four week process
So as strong as it is, it's a big country
It'll take four weeks or less
And if it takes less than four weeks
You get 20% off
Your next purchase at the
Trump merch store
At
Trumpmagaforever.com
Hey, I looked at one of the big
I've seen one of the biggest
MAGA stores in the country
And it is in Tennessee
In Knoxville
Gigantically
Obnoxiously big and it's
The MAGA mall
It sure is
You know those places like
Come on down the black cat
Biggest fireworks stand in the world
Right next door is MAGA mall
Alright
So yeah, you get a 20% off coupon
Every time that you donate
To the Iranian
Conflict that your beautiful commander
And she decided to
Start and get us into
And like a giant antique store
Like the one by the apartment complex
In Vegas
Yes, that was never open
Why did we never go in there?
Did you ever go in there?
I went in there once or twice
It was okay
Okay
But yeah
Wall Street Journal reported
U.S. is racing to deplete Iran's ability
To fire missiles and drones
Before its stockpiles of interceptors
Run out
U.S. military used an enormous number
Of fan, patriots
And SM3 interceptors defending
Israel and its base in Qatar
During the 12-day war
And is now using many more
In the current war
Trump also addressed
Three U.S. troops who were killed
Its number has gone up to at least
Four
By an Iranian attack on the U.S. base
In Kuwait
First deaths acknowledged
By U.S. CENTCOM
They're great people
And you know, we expect that to happen
Unfortunately
Could happen continuous
It could happen again
But yeah
That's definitely how you
Make everybody feel
Reassured
About what you're doing
That was you
President
Also said he expects
More Americans to be killed
In the short video statement he released
Later in the day
Sadly, there will likely be more
Before it ends
That's the way it is
He went Bruce Hornsby
That's just the way it is
Some things will never change
Said Donald Trump
According to the Daily Mail
Trump acknowledged that three casualties
Were the first in his second term
Because no Americans were killed
During the attack on Venezuela
But two U.S. National Guard soldiers
And an American civilian interpreter
Were killed by a member of Syria's
Security Forces in an attack
In Palmyra, Syria
In December
So far the president has not delivered
A lengthy address to the American people
About the war and hasn't held a press briefing
Senior Trump administration
Officials were also
Notably absent from Sunday news
Shows as they are likely afraid
To answer questions about the rationale
We're starting the war since they have made
Blatantly false or unproven
Claims to justify
The attack
That is correct
In fact
When you do ask any of these
Clowns about it
That
Not only do they have nothing
To say in terms of
Why it's there
That they don't know what they're doing
There's no
Exit plan
Um
Let's see
Which of course is the whole point
Is something that Julian Assange said
20 years ago
You know, almost 20 years ago
The whole point
Is permanent war
The whole point is to pick up
The self perpetuating
Money laundering machine
And move it from country to country
After you, you know
Deplete it of all your
Viability there in the region
Suck it dry
And then ultimately hand it back over
To the same monsters that you were
Fighting it in the first place
Or
You do get your way
And you have a new puppet monster
That is going to stay there
And further
Terrorize the local population
So they can turn over whatever
National resources
Need to be exploited to fuel
The empire
Uh
Sorry
But this bitch
Representative
Paulina Luna
Ana Paulina Luna
Who is not in any way shape or form
Latino
I was about to say she does not look
Is she a woo woo girl
To just change her name to like
Rise and Sun Luna but fate
No, she married
Married somebody
With the last name Luna
But she
She's Eastern European
But she pretends to be
A proud Latina
The Lord
Where, can you just tell me really quickly
Where have they killed thousands of Americans
In America
I didn't say they killed thousands
Of Americans in America, I said that they have
Been responsible for thousands of Americans
Being killed and I think that's easy to
Worry something that you can verify
I don't know, state-sponsored
Terrorism for starters, why do you
Are you serious right now about that whole thing
I'm not going to list out exact
Exact
Are you talking about
Are you talking about the Iraq war
You could start off by the three that
They just killed
In response to a war
It seems like
You don't have a good understanding
Of the facts Congresswoman
You don't have a good understanding
Of the conflict
No, not at all
In the substance
We can talk about the fact
That Obama has sent millions upon millions
Of dollars to the Iranian regime
Or do you not want to address that
Because it's not supported by your
Opinion and your network
Is this really even something
That we're going to actually get
It seems like you just want to filibuster
Or you just don't like what I'm saying
No, we would have invited you on the air
Every time I'm on the deal
Yeah, you keep coming on every time
And you keep stating a lot of things
That are incorrect
The United States launched a
War against Iran right now
Iran retaliated in which
American members
You can call whatever you want to call it
But at the end of the day the Iranians responded
And killed three American service members
So what we're trying to get at
Is you make an assertion on this air
That it's not an invasion
When America sends fighter jets
And Israel sends fighter jets
On the ground are not going to happen
Congress will not vote on war with Iran
Because that is not something that we support
And that is not something that the
Administration supports
But if you want to talk about
If you want to talk about
Article two is when the
U.S. citizens
And our military are in direct
Imminent threat the president reserves the authority
Yeah, well he hasn't made that case to the
American public or Congress and that's the problem
And that's why he's supposed to go to Congress
He's not supposed to give it to me
He's supposed to give it to members of Congress
He's supposed to go give it to members of Congress
That's exactly why members of Congress
You're only one
There are 435 members and 100 senators
And others have not gotten
There was a congressional notification
Prior to the strike
Unfortunately we're out of time
But yeah
Oh, there goes Teal
Dude this shit's crazy
Crazy
These people have no idea
What they're talking about
When they do get
An Iranian foreign
The Iranian foreign minister
On NBC
Nightly news
Who do they give them to
But
Valerie Jarrett's kid
Valerie Jarrett's daughter
You guys remember
Valerie Jarrett
From the Obama administration
Her daughter is all
Growed up
And NBC news
Personality
Now talking to
The Iranian foreign minister
Now
If you thought
That the politicians
Don't know what they're talking about
Other than
They're having never ending
Wargasms
Over
This situation
And all of them
That have been doing insider trading
Their entire political careers
Have seen their stock portfolios
Skyrocket
Over this because
Nothing is better
For your investment fund
Like falling bombs
If you thought the politicians were dumb
Wait till you hear
Valerie Jarrett's kid
Talk to the Iranian
Foreign minister
Sir if that's a red line for you
Why is attacking U.S. military
Bases abroad justified
But because they are
They are attacking us
They are
U.S. military
Installations, facilities
Bases
Who are attacking us, we are under attack
Why don't you
Recognize this fact
We are under the attack
By U.S.
Forces in the region
So we have every right to defend ourselves
Why
Why, okay
You said that if you got attacked
That would be a red line
So why are you attacking
U.S. military bases
Bitch
Bitch you swung first
The fuck
Why is your husband
Fucking the mistress
Cause you're not fucking him
I don't know
Y'all swung first
Y'all like oh yeah we can just take that on a chin
No bitch fuck you
I just
I
Wow
It's not even
Audacity
It's
Unmitigated stupidity
Yeah
Like
What makes you think you
Could just go and
Attack U.S. military bases
When you just told me
That your red line was if they
The United States
Attacked you
Well the United States
Attacked us
What am I doing here
Yes
Did he say bitch
I know he felt like
I know you're not talking crazy to me bitch
What did you just say
Right is somebody going to
Pop out and say
Gotcha
Yeah where's
When I need him
I'm getting pumped I gotta be getting pumped
Where's Asher Pusher
You too great
So there's been a
Big
I don't know
But
Fucking actually a pretty
Huge moment in terms
Of
AI systems and their
Relationship with AI companies
In their relationship with the U.S. military
With
Anthropic
Now suing the Pentagon
The Department of War over
Uh
Threatening to sue at least
If they are officially designated
Um
As
A you cannot
Blacklisted by the pentagon
With all military contractors
Which is designation that the pentagon
Only uses for enemies
Threatened anthropic over it
If
They wouldn't remove the guardrails on their
AI systems that would allow for the
Creation of autonomously
Operating killing
Machines with no human
Oversight or
Intervention and
The use of
Claude AI for the
Military as a
Device for mass surveillance
Of the domestic population
Um
Anthropic said no
No we're not going to do that
Um and
They terminated their contracts
All of their contracts so
Um more on that in
A minute
We've seen the
Use of kamikaze
Drones throughout the Ukraine conflict
Uh the Israelis
Have deployed them in the past
This allegedly
Is the
First time the U.S.
Has used one way
Attack drones in combat
Uh one way
The Lucas drone fired
At Tehran on Saturday as part of the U.S.
Strikes on Iran is itself based
On Iran's shied
136th drone
All right
Um so
Sankam confirmed it launched its new
Low cost kamikaze drones
Uh the first time the weapons
Have been used in combat
They're Lucas because they're low
Cost on man combat attack
System
As part of widespread salvo weapons used
Against Iran
Details in the ongoing strikes remain
Limited with White House and military
Offering only a few statements but
Sankam did say it had successfully
Launched the Lucas drones
As part of operation
Epstein fury
Oh Jesus
They
They called it epic
Fury which is the gayest
Fucking thing
That I mean Jesus
Dude where's Riley Freeman
With
When you need him
There he is
Like Pete Hexeth
Dude Pete
Hexeth should be tormented by this
Everywhere he goes
There should be somebody just
Hitting him with that non stop
Um
But
Epic fury but they did it
As a you know everybody's
Roasting them
Before
Um
Using it as
You know a distraction from
The Epstein files
Like to the point to where
Uh
This kind of shit
Is everywhere here
Let me close out real quick
And bring this up
The memes have been just
Tasty
On this teal
Absolutely tasty
Are you back back by the way
Cause if you're talking I can't hear you
Still nothing
But
When this kind of thing happens
Oh there you are
Yeah I was about to say
I'm getting kind of mad at my FBI agent
Cause he doesn't want to let me live today apparently
Man
I guess I'll have to pay this bitch ass
Cause every time I get good
And ready to talk
My service just
Maragously goes away
Aw
I can hear you right now
Good shit
Show me some memes
But
I just
Had one of my favorites up
And also that one earlier
With the soldier hugging her
Her kid
Yeah I gotta go blow up other people's kids
Yeah that one hit hard
This one does
For sure
That's fantastic
Yo I'm saying
Epic what? Epic fail?
Yeah but Epstein's way better
Right I mean
How could you not
Give it operation Epstein fury
Um
Let's see
Oh Angela if you're still watching
Am I allowed to show the Whitney Web Marmot
Please
What
Uh let's see
This one also good
Um let me bring it up
Wait wait wait fuck kids
Yeah
The
The Trump Dilemma
I told you
I hate fucking kids
Um
But there was the big
She said you could show it earlier Steve
Yeah
Okay cool I will do that before we get out of here
Um
But the you know
Anthropic got dropped
There's a Pentagon contractor lost
A $200 million contract
Um
And
The US
Reportedly used
Their AI
For its attack on Iran
Just after they banned it
Whoops
Oh great timing
Uh in a lengthy true social post
On February 27th
Um which is insane by the way
The post itself
Insane we should pull it up
Trump ordered all federal agencies
To
Immediately seize all use of
Anthropics technology following
Strong disagreements between
The Department of Defense
No sir in gadget writer
It's the department of war
And
The AI company a few hours later
US conducted a major air attack on Iran
With the help of Anthropics AI tools
According to a report from
The Wall Street Journal
This is the unhinged
Fucking true social post
That Trump put out
Over the anthropic thing
Now just as a reminder
The strong
Disagreements between
Anthropic and the Trump
Administration Hegseth
Department of War where the
Anthropic would not agree
To remove a guard rails
On their AI
That would allow the Pentagon to use it
As a tool of mass domestic
Surveillance
And they said you also
Can't have the guard rails
Removed that would allow
For the development
Of entirely autonomous
Human free
Killbots
And
To this
To the no mass domestic
Surveillance and no autonomous
Killbots without any human hand
Involved in it whatsoever
Donald Trump says
The
United States of America will never allow
A radical left woke company to dictate
How our great military fights and
Wins wars
What the fuck
I didn't know we were having a war
Within the United States seat
That decision belongs
To your commander in chief
And the tremendous leaders I
Appoint to run our military
The left wing nutjobs
Anthropic have made a disastrous
Mistake trying to strong arm
The Department of War
Enforce them to obey
Their terms of service instead
Of our constitution
Which definitely Trump does
Not allow for
Mass domestic surveillance
And I understand it was written
In an era where autonomous
Killbots weren't a thing
But it also didn't allow
For the federal government to
Just be able to
Randomly kill
It will.
It's
The both of those things are
Nowhere near the constitution
Pop sorry
Their selfishness
Is putting American lives
At risk by not allowing
Domestic surveillance
To you
American lives are at risk
Yeah
Immediately
Sees all use of anthropics
Technology we don't need it
And we will not do business with
Them again even though we will be
Using it in about 20 minutes
To bomb Iran
Six month phase out
Period for agencies like the
Department of War using their
Products they better get their act
Together and be helpful during
This phase out period or I will
Use the full power of the presidency
To make them comply
With major civil and criminal
Consequences to follow
We will decide the fate of
Our country not some out of control
Radical fai company
Run by people who have no idea
What the real world is all about
Thank you for attention your
Attention to this matter
Make America great again all caps
No hey Chuck's back
You there man
Hey sorry I had to
Yeah I had to like
Disassemble and reassemble my internet
In order to get back with you sorry about that
Jesus we got to start paying that
FBI agent of yours Chuck
I just had to pay mine
Teal's drug Teal's been dropping
Yeah
I ran exactly that
Is the
Yeah see that's the difference
Between criminality right the
Criminals you don't hear about
Are the ones who paid the right people
That's what happens
I've been trying to tell her I told Marcus
I was like
You got to pay our FBI agent so we can get to talking
Good because soon as I get to talking too good
I get to dropping some shit
And that's thing you know the FBI agent be like uh-uh
You ain't paid to say that this week
Boop
Can't talk about that this week you didn't pay me
You paid me to talk about
Peddows you didn't pay me to talk about
I ran that's the different that's a whole
Different bank account
Do you just like leave
A roll of 20s and a pair of wing tips
Like under
By your fireplace or something
And that's how you pay off an FBI agent
To let you say things on the internet
How does that work
Steve you should know you've been paying our tab
For blunt force wisdom right
Or is that why we can't get on
You ain't been paying
Never once
Damn it Steve
It's a value for value
You gotta allocate the budget
Or you gotta allocate the budget
Yeah
See you gotta
You gotta remember I learned
I learned this real early in life
Right because I was around I was
I learned to be useful to the people that were mixing up
The drugs going around
And I remember a guy getting arrested
And him going wait a minute I paid
Y'all and the guy
Goes yeah but you paid the weed price
You didn't pay the heroin price
See
You gotta know your menu
It's true
So I want to
I want to get your thoughts Chuck
On the anthropic AI thing
Where
They are apparently
Getting blacklisted
Before refusal
To remove guardrails
On domestic surveillance
And autonomous killbots
Sam Altman
Has allegedly said
That open AI
Has the same points of contention
Remains to be seen
But what do you think on the whole
Like the move by anthropic
Because
Their stock did go up over this
As a result more people
Have downloaded Claude since they said no to the
You know their public version
Since they said no to the department of war
Than people have downloaded
ChatGPT
Or become
Paying subscribers of chatGPT
What do you think about it
See once again it's a marketing scam
Right
Yeah once again it's a marketing scam
Brother I mean look
They could sell you a Nintendo
Or they could sell you an Xbox
Or they could sell you a PlayStation
And it don't matter because you're all getting
Gamed
Whichever way you want to go on this
These neural nets were first invented
Like in 1988
This is not new
It has expanded
It has continued to multiply
It has gone along the way of technology
As the superconductors improved etc etc
So I am not surprised
By any of this it's just the latest wrinkle
In the game and somebody's got to make money
So you know it's just like
The consolidation of the media
That's gone on perfectly unnoticed
Nowadays right
We were complaining about this a couple of years ago
Now we're cheering for it
It doesn't matter the game remains the same
They just get you to root for different teams
I mean so
That's how I view the whole AI thing
Plus it is not even close
To dangerous enough to really get us to the bad
Point at least not the toys they've let us
See yet
So stay tuned
Well Tim Dillon has thoughts
On that one
One of the things that is always
Unfair in this comparison is
People talk about how much energy it
Takes to train an AI model
Relative to how much it costs
A human to do one inference query
But it also takes a lot of energy to train
A human it takes like 20 years of life
And all of the food you eat during that time
Before you get smart
And not only that it took like the very widespread
Evolution of the 100 billion people
That have ever lived and learned not to get
Eating by predators and learned how to
Figure out science and whatever to produce you
And then you took whatever you
So here's what's going on I don't want to scare anyone
These people all believe that they are communicating
With some ancient Sumerian deity
I know this kind of
Actually kind of I have kind of
Sources on this
They believe they really do
They believe they are communicating
With super intelligence
And they do believe
And he just said it out loud by the way
He literally just said he was like
The 100 million years of evolution
All of the 20 years of life
They have all led to this point
And this point is when
We are going to give birth
As I've said on the show before
Because this is their main goal
To the AI demon
They want to give
Birth to the
AI demon
The super intelligent AI
Who is then going to run the planet
And decide
Who stays, who goes
Who's necessary, who's not
They're pretty open about this
This is the thing about all of the
AI people
All of the tech people
They really are
You know
They really are pretty
Transparent when it comes to
What they want to do
And what they need to do
In their minds because they go
If China gets to it first
If China unleashes the
AI demon
Before we unleash our
AI demon
Our American
AI demon, western values
America, rah rah
AI demon
And China enslaves
Their population with their demon
They will sell the world
Their demon
And then that demon
Will enslave the world
And then they'll make all the money
And they'll have all the political
Geopolitical leverage
And they'll have all the military
Advantages
So in this quote AI arms race
We are both racing
The U.S. and China
To give birth to an
Ancient Sumerian
Super intelligent demon
And your Aunt Connie
In Phoenix, who's a receptionist
Is fucked
Because that's what's going on
And you gotta tell her that
You go Connie, I hope you save money
Because there are
Men in Silicon Valley
Who are communicating with an
Ancient Sumerian God
What?
Connie, will you sit down and listen to me?
Connie, have you saved your money?
I've saved a little bit of it
But, you know, the
The prices at the grocery store are so high
Connie, you have 18 months
Before your ass is out of that office
There's an Ancient Sumerian God
That Sam Altman and Peter
Teeler are communicating with
And they're gonna give birth to an AI demon
What?
It's a demonic force
That's going to take form
Through artificial intelligence
And we have to do it before China does
Well
That sounds scary
You have no idea how scary it is, Connie
And you better save your money
You've got 18 months
18 months left
Before this AI demon
Is going to do your job
An Ancient Sumerian God
Is gonna do my job
Yes
Yes, how many times do I have to
Explain this to you, Connie
An Ancient God
Before Jesus, before Yahweh
Before Muhammad, before any of it
I mean an Ancient
Connie
I don't even know what to start with you sometimes
We have finally
Invented a way
To summon this demon
And bring it back to Earth
To increase efficiency
I'm fucking dying
God damn it, Connie
Listen to what I'm fucking telling you
This is hilarious
This is like watching a child
Explain how the household works
Dude
So far behind
It's amazing, he's about to laugh himself
And
You want to get on about this
They are
People who already told you this
20 years ago who said
When they were asked to believe in God
They said no because we haven't created it yet
These are the people you're talking about
They are not interested
In your particular demonic
Whatever
They're not interested in your imaginary lines
That you call statehood
They're not interested in any of that
There was a whole other level to this
And it's like listening to a child go
Mommy pays for the food
That's what he just explained
And he doesn't realize
His dumb ass is to be replaced as well
Because I've already talked
To these people developing the AIs
The actual engineers, by the way
The people that got fired from Google
A couple of years ago
Who are still under NDAs
They turned around
And tried to model me
Which is the only reason why they talked to me
They are creating already and generating
Podcasters that are 100%
AI, they're not people
They're already doing it
And they couldn't dupe me
That was the weird little thing
That made them contact me
They were unable to duplicate a weirdo like me
I'm not kidding
This is a real story
And I don't tell anybody this stuff
Because I think I'm nuts
But I'm like you can't duplicate me
What does that tell you
Your algorithm is not sophisticated enough yet
They're working on it
But when they get there
It's a reverse engineering thing
They're not looking to contact some ancient god
That you could have read about
They're looking to speak to the chief deity
And the chief deity is
Well beyond most of our comprehension
And they're hoping to make contact
And give it a vessel
That's what they're doing
It's got nothing to do with demons
You know, people think god loves them
And that's alright
If that's what you want to believe
I got a theory on it
Okay
Oh please go
I've been telling everybody
For the last month and a half
Like god is the ops
And people get their fucking paintings in a bunch
When I say it but check me out
Not once can you find in the bible
And if you know it better than I do please
Show me where it's at
That the devil actually did something
The plagues
God did it
Sodom and Gomorrah
God did it
Lot's wife
God did it
Jonah and the fucking fish
God did it
Sacrificing his son
God did it
Not once does it say
The devil blew up this town
No
God is the ops
So with that being said
Whoever they claim they talk to
Just like you said
If you think god loves you
Cool
That's cool
By all means believe that
But at the end of the day
If you're reading the same book that I have been reading
And been scrapping through
And been jotting my notes down
Last time I checked
You piss him off he's gonna kill you
You don't like he got a wire
Hair put ass this past Tuesday
Might just blow up a whole town
I don't know
He just gets a wire here and wakes up
His fold just didn't hit for him that day
Blows up a town
Yup and here's the sad part
Is that if you actually read
Not a virgin, not the king James
Not the ba-ba-ba-ba
If you actually read the text
In its earliest preservation
You would understand that not only
Is it a jealous god we're talking about
But god is called jealous
Okay that's the name of god
If you read the text actually
You know people wave their bible in my face
And they drive me crazy
Cause I know more than any other
Preachers do about what's actually
In that book
And they're reading a version
A translation and a poor one at that
The thing is they don't understand
That there was a you know
From Genesis
They can't get out of Genesis
Without fooling themselves
About exactly what you just said
So you know you want to believe in it
Okay if that's your book
Read it please
Actually read it
And if you can't that's fine too
A lot of people love comic books
For the movies I got you
But it's okay
It doesn't matter if the reality
These people are trying to create a vessel
They do believe this
It is not about a particular demon
In China versus America
Let me ask you a question
Is it going to matter if the quote
God and quote speaks Chinese
Or American English
Besides that none of us are useful anymore
I don't think you have to speak any language
If that's the case
Because if he just comes in
That is a language
Thank you because if he comes in
And he just levels everybody with an M80
What you going to do then
And wrap your minds around this
God is a spellcaster anyway
Because he speaks and things happen
Get it
So you know and if you want to go back
To the first sentence in your book
You're talking about a plurality
Okay
Which is you know the Elohim
Is a plurality
It is more than one
It actually applies more than one gender
Okay so all of the manliness
About God and all that
Out of your head too
Because it's beyond you
The thing is that thing that decided to engineer
Us
Is not what you think it is
And if they do bring something like that
You know to fruition here
Yeah I guess you know
You won't be worried about a landing pad
For Jesus
Okay because you're going to wonder
Where the hell you going to land
And you won't have time for anything else
It is dangerous but he's speaking to it
Like with the children's version of it
About Aunt Connie, Aunt Connie
And doesn't realize that his dumb ass
Is also fit to be replaced
Now
Oh look on YouTube it's a wasteland
Of AI generated podcasts
I'm not kidding you
Oh no you're right
You're right
So you know
That's why when I see this
My ass off because it's like a child going
Mommy and daddy sleep in the same bed
So they're friends
And mommy gets food
That is what he just told you
You want to get into a deep?
Oh they're pretty worse
I don't think anybody's accused him
Dylan of going you know
Super far below the surface
That's not
It's not his function
I mean at the end of it
You know he's still
Buddy buddy with RFK and Cheryl
And he's still
Fucking Long Island Trash
So he's always going to
Do what's best
For Tim through the lens
Of being Long Island Trash
You think RFK is a genius
I'm going to tell you this
I'm going to give you exactly
He's a genius
You know he didn't bother to contact us
In the conspiracy research community
You know people that actually do real investigations
Not somebody who just hosts a YouTube channel
And looks to books of other people
And things like that
But I mean people who actually do work
You know he came to us directly
And spoke to a friend of mine
Directly before
He was in the Trump administration
Before he started to run for president
But only a short time before that
And asked this question
Who is
Thane Eugene Caesar
Okay
About his father's death
He asked that question to somebody
That he knew
In the research community
Because that's how far behind
This motherfucker is
So you know
Just saying
If a guy is 30 years behind
On conspiracy culture and research
Who you listen to
You know what I'm saying
About his own family
So you know
I'm not saying that he's a bad guy
I'm just saying
You don't know what he's doing
He's not informed
So be aware
We are being ruled by the lowest common denominator
Morons are all around us
That's the one thing that bothers me
Is that I thought people would get smarter
And they just don't
Sadly
So you know
And that's why I told you
There's two key things
I can't stand fake people
And I can't stand
You know
Well anyway
Doesn't matter
There's two things I can't stand
Part R
It was the black seal
You're absolutely right
We talked on the phone
You have 100%
The blacks
I'm kidding
Kidding
I knew it
I fucking knew it
He's part of it
So I mean
I get it
No
But I'm with him on the same thing
Steve knows I can't stand a hard R
And we ain't talking about that one
You know
You would think that all of this
Helpful technology
XYZ
Would have assisted
Instead of became the detriment
For so many
But we knew it
The conspiracy theorist knew it
We knew this was going to be the detriment of people
We knew this was going to be the downfall of the humans
We knew this was going to be the
The wedge
That separated
The people that can always think for themselves
And have been thinking for themselves
Compared to the people that could never do it on their own
And now are using this
As a crutch
To sound like they know what the fuck they're talking about
It's like you should make a T-shirt, Steve
I told you so
How about that
I don't think there's one of those
No
I had told you so
Yes, we need that
And then do another one
And be like
Oh no
They blue did it up
I ran
Yeah
And if somebody needs a face to
Yeah
And if somebody needs a stick of face on the cheek
You can have mine
I don't care
I was thinking maybe doing an Ayatollah
In the same style as Buddy Christ
Oh
I like that
That's a good idea
Okay
Yeah, see remember
Kevin Smith was only slightly north of me
When he was growing up
You know that
Mm-hmm
I've been to Red Bank
I've been to the secret stash
Yeah, but see
I remember when he was trying to raise money
For that movie before it came out
Because he was trying to make
The independent film that became Clerks
And he
Yeah, Red Bank was a nice place for him to go
He was like more hanging out in the Atlantic Highlands
That area
Because again
I was a local musician
You know
In the late 80s and 90s
I know I'm old
Anyways
It's
And there's another weird universe of stuff
You and I can talk about another day
For sure
Kevin Smith universe
For sure
Smodcast and all
Yeah
So it's just
But it amazes me how
Like how many times you've got to get
Remember I said
How many times you've got to get hit in the head
Before you realize
You're repeating the same mistakes
I don't even know
Because again
Like I said
I'm watching the show of Iran
About to come back baby
What in the hell is this
That's when I was a little kid
And we had the hostage crisis
Are you this fucking stupid?
What's old is new
They're going full
Gilded age
With the Trump ballroom
And casino
And secure
Fucking facility
Underneath it
Or whatever it is
I mean
Fucking village people
YMCA is Trump's favorite song
It's getting played everywhere
Kid rocks back
They all ran out of ideas
Everything's a fucking sequel now
If all I know is that they fucking bring
People love nostalgia
White people love nostalgia
It is white nostalgia media
It's what it's always been
And here's the fun part
White people always screw it up
Like they try to dance
They don't know how to do it
Knock it off
What is wrong with you
Stop this
Don't repeat the same stupid ass mistakes
Alright I'm sorry
I couldn't help it
They're gonna do it anyway though Chuck
Man look
The day they bring gouchos back
I'm good on
I'm good on everything
I can be okay
With bell bottoms
But I can't get down with gouchos
Alright
Okay
That is where I'm gonna tell you
To draw the line
They bring it back
I'm on a rampage
That'll be the first time
You'll ever see
A real black god damn
Pure pure
Okay
Is when they bring out shows bad
Okay
I got you
That's why I'd never ask a woman
To wear uncomfortable shoes
That is against my religion
But I'm telling you
This is bizarre
What I'm watching repeat itself
You know and they do it badly
That's the thing
I'm gonna take the gay anthem
And I'm gonna make it manly
While I'm running around
Looking like I'm jacking two dudes off
What in the hell is wrong
With the nostalgia bug
With these people
It's like let me take the nostalgia
And make it dumber and shittier
Every time
So now we're gonna get
A new Shah of Iran
So I'm sorry
I know I just yelled
And I probably just disturbed people
Toward the end of your show here
But I can't help myself sometimes
Did you know that Kevin Bacon
Was in the audience dancing
On Soul Train?
Were you aware of this?
No
I love Kevin
Want to tell you about the weird trajectory
In my life brother
Let me explain something
I went to a blind camp in New Jersey
And because I'm legally blind
Right?
And you know it was right down the road
That we had to visit
A Boy Scout camp
You know what they filmed there?
Friday the fucking 13th
With Kevin Bacon
So there's 7 degrees of separation
I was in that camp that year
When they were filming that shit
So they didn't film it during the summer
But I'm just saying
I'm like the weird guy
That lurks in every fucking shadow
You don't know
So you don't know where I've been
And you don't want to
So go ahead man
Next clip
It's Kevin Bacon
Soul Train
Or the dance show
Sorry
There he is
Looking
Svelte
Token Puerto Rican
Get it Kevin Bacon
Okay he was getting it though
See the thing
Get it
No he made that work
It's like Danny DeVito was actually in the movie
Car Wash
A lot of people don't know that
I just learned that the other day
Danny DeVito
Fucking Frank
I love Sonny
I love him and Sonny
Yeah
I love Frank
Seeing again
That's another guy from my area of Jersey
You don't realize what my area of Jersey
Has spawned into the world
Between Danny DeVito
I grew up in Asbury Park
Before they gentrified it
Okay so you know
I've loved Danny DeVito
When he was Matilda's dad
Running back the goddamn
The odometer on cars
Like I love me some Danny DeVito
I really do
How about the lawyer
How about the lawyer in War of the Roses
Remember that
Oh wow
I love Danny too
Well it's about that time y'all
So Chuck thank you very much my friend
I enjoyed the hell out of this
Teal always good to see you
Shout out where people can
Find you keep up with your stuff
And
Blunt Force tonight
Teal out of Tuesday
Tomorrow Uncle Ted talks
Tomorrow night
Pull up for all of that
Hell yeah political matrix on Sundays
530 Eastern Standard Time
230
Pacific Time
And yeah Blunt Force Wisdom
On Monday night she can catch me some Mondays
With Steve when I can pop in
On A&WakeUp and then
I will be starting
The 13th of March doing Friday night shows
On a show called Baked in Bougie
Which is local in my area
And that is 930
Eastern Standard Time on Friday nights
Yeah Chuck
I'm in a bit of a transitional period here
Okay and so I'm not
I'm not running much of a regular schedule
Except my Friday night call-ins
Everything else is kind of happening randomly
I'm looking to reboot in April
Because I'm going to go
And animate my rumble channel finally
And maybe
Even turn on a camera
Okay so be prepared be very prepared
For that nonsense
There we go
But yeah
Chelly.com O-C-H-E-L-L-I
Is the way to spell that
And yes it's a Sicilian name not Irish
O-Chelly.com
And you can keep up on whatever it is
I'm going to do next as soon as I know it
How about that
All right that's fair
That's fair
Before we split
I got to show the
Newest
Addition to
The Marmot Collection
Angela
Did get kind of bullied
Into
Making Marmot renditions
Of the Independent Media Alliance
To show you guys the one of me
Last week
This is
The
The illustrious
Marmotized
Whitney Webb
Fantastic work
Angela
Killer job
And we'll talk about this on blunt force tonight
But turns out that was a fake Jim Carrey
Like we all done said
That's a fake Jim Carrey
So
We'll
Go back to bed America
Your government has figured out how it all
Transfired
Go back to bed America
Your government is in control again
Here's American Gladiators
Watch this
Shut up
Go back to bed America
Here is American Gladiators
Here is 56 channels of it
Watch these
Pitchery retards bang their fucking skulls together
And congratulate you
On living in the land of freedom
Here you go America
You are free to do as we tell you
You are free