WEBVTT 00:10.260 --> 00:10.860 You did? 00:11.140 --> 00:11.940 Ted Kozinski. 00:12.280 --> 00:12.820 No way. 00:13.560 --> 00:18.660 A brilliant mathematician had been living a hermit's life in a cabin in the Montana woods. 00:19.200 --> 00:20.180 No way. 00:20.500 --> 00:21.320 No way. 00:21.660 --> 00:26.060 Uncle Ted talks in my ear. 00:26.220 --> 00:28.040 Anti-technology manifesto. 00:28.460 --> 00:32.980 Uncle Ted talks without fear. 00:33.280 --> 00:35.060 A hooded sweatshirt, sunglasses. 00:35.060 --> 00:41.060 Critiquing the direction this whole society is headed. 00:42.120 --> 00:47.200 Uncle Ted talks these ideas worth spreading. 00:49.240 --> 00:53.200 When touching grass and greener pastures. 00:53.300 --> 00:56.420 Leaving behind the technology disaster. 00:59.440 --> 01:04.680 Uncle Ted talks in my ear. 01:06.340 --> 01:11.300 Uncle Ted talks crystal clear. 01:13.360 --> 01:26.530 Uncle Ted talks in the core. 01:28.830 --> 01:30.090 What's up, Ted? 01:30.510 --> 01:32.590 It's Tuesday, June 23rd. 01:32.650 --> 01:33.510 Do you know where your Ted's are? 01:34.850 --> 01:36.390 I found my Ted's. 01:36.610 --> 01:37.630 I don't know about you guys. 01:38.610 --> 01:39.990 Yeah, my Ted's are in a row. 01:40.490 --> 01:41.390 My Ted's are in a row. 01:42.390 --> 01:45.550 Oh, lined up. 01:45.650 --> 01:46.430 Do you have them in a bucket? 01:47.950 --> 01:53.930 Well, if it'd be hard to be in a row in a bucket, then it would be more of a circle, maybe, or just a clump. 01:55.130 --> 01:57.670 Yeah, sort of a floating conglomeration. 01:58.530 --> 01:58.910 Yeah. 01:59.470 --> 01:59.750 Yeah. 02:01.170 --> 02:06.130 It seems like the bucket in and of itself is going to just preclude the row. 02:06.330 --> 02:11.330 Unless they were in a mini Ted boat and they were all instructed to row. 02:12.370 --> 02:14.730 But that would be really the only way. 02:16.330 --> 02:17.850 Tedding is on. 02:18.410 --> 02:19.150 Go Tedding! 02:21.910 --> 02:23.310 Ted Gemsworthy! 02:24.010 --> 02:24.270 Hey! 02:24.810 --> 02:26.150 What's up, what's up? 02:26.730 --> 02:27.590 What's up, Ted? 02:30.550 --> 02:31.550 What's happening, man? 02:31.650 --> 02:32.830 How are you doing, Ted Gemsworthy? 02:33.150 --> 02:33.810 Good to see you. 02:34.090 --> 02:35.430 Good to see you guys. 02:37.090 --> 02:40.690 I'm laboring over some audio interference here. 02:42.050 --> 02:45.870 I'm outside in the neighborhoods mowing their lawns. 02:45.910 --> 02:47.270 Tony Coriolis! 02:51.490 --> 02:52.430 It's all right. 02:53.170 --> 02:54.550 Yeah, Ted's swimming in a circle. 02:54.550 --> 02:55.370 That's right, Kelly. 02:55.810 --> 02:59.110 Nice and bright as Gemsworthy in the Emerald City or Heaven. 03:01.650 --> 03:06.550 Well, if it's almost Heaven, then it must be West Virginia, right? 03:07.050 --> 03:07.250 Yes. 03:10.730 --> 03:11.550 It's pretty happening. 03:11.970 --> 03:12.510 Talastongos. 03:14.630 --> 03:22.990 It looks like he's more in Ireland, Scotland, UK-ish area. 03:25.010 --> 03:26.590 Which means Oregon. 03:27.470 --> 03:27.770 Yeah. 03:28.470 --> 03:29.150 Usually. 03:29.770 --> 03:30.370 Oh no. 03:30.790 --> 03:32.710 Maybe Southern Washington. 03:33.370 --> 03:40.010 But yeah, when it starts to look particularly English, you get Oregon-y. 03:40.370 --> 03:40.750 You do. 03:41.270 --> 03:43.170 It's no fault of yours, Ted. 03:43.610 --> 03:44.370 None whatsoever. 03:45.110 --> 03:46.070 You don't pick the weather. 03:46.270 --> 03:46.790 I don't think. 03:47.710 --> 03:49.150 I'm pretty used to it. 03:49.190 --> 03:50.850 I grew up in Portland area. 03:51.410 --> 03:53.850 I mean, the mountains kind of outside of Portland area, Mount Hood. 03:54.490 --> 03:55.410 So I'm used to... 03:55.410 --> 03:58.230 I was born with the depression. 04:00.390 --> 04:00.870 Yeah. 04:01.370 --> 04:02.750 You developed depression. 04:02.990 --> 04:04.450 I was born to the depression. 04:05.430 --> 04:09.730 I think you develop weed use up in an area. 04:09.730 --> 04:12.810 And that takes care of the depression pretty well. 04:13.170 --> 04:13.210 Right? 04:13.370 --> 04:16.550 You might not feel better, but you'll feel better about it. 04:17.130 --> 04:17.570 Yeah. 04:18.030 --> 04:22.710 And that's kind of all that matters in the moment for a lot of people. 04:23.230 --> 04:25.130 Like, hey, no, it's okay right now. 04:25.890 --> 04:27.470 Right now, it's not that bad. 04:27.590 --> 04:28.590 I can go do this. 04:29.450 --> 04:30.430 I'll deal with it. 04:30.510 --> 04:31.050 I'll deal with it. 04:31.110 --> 04:33.010 It'll be all right. 04:36.570 --> 04:37.010 Horrible. 04:38.410 --> 04:40.910 I'm probably the only one, 04:41.050 --> 04:44.510 but I've been watching a lot of World Cup. 04:46.470 --> 04:48.930 And it's so much fun. 04:50.010 --> 04:51.070 Yeah, it's so heterosexual. 04:51.850 --> 04:57.610 Yeah, that's a total fucking, like, the dumbest lie 04:57.610 --> 05:00.970 that's ever been perpetrated on society ever. 05:01.530 --> 05:04.930 And it's only been perpetrated by, like, 05:04.930 --> 05:08.130 pulling guards who were too fat to get their own pussy. 05:08.650 --> 05:10.990 And it just sort of proliferated. 05:11.210 --> 05:11.970 It did. 05:12.250 --> 05:13.030 And it's okay. 05:13.210 --> 05:15.430 It's okay if you want to hang on to, you know, 05:15.650 --> 05:16.930 dumb-failed tropes. 05:17.090 --> 05:17.730 That's fine. 05:18.890 --> 05:23.570 But everyone else in the entire world knows better 05:23.570 --> 05:24.850 and laughs at you. 05:26.050 --> 05:28.390 Well, I mean, I have noticed that the world's turned 05:28.390 --> 05:29.210 distinctly gay. 05:29.370 --> 05:31.290 So, I mean, there is that. 05:32.230 --> 05:32.750 Yeah. 05:32.750 --> 05:35.910 It does correspond with the rise of soccer. 05:36.890 --> 05:38.830 Correlation is not causation. 05:41.730 --> 05:43.650 No matter what you're talking about. 05:44.410 --> 05:48.110 But again, it is interesting that there are people 05:48.110 --> 05:52.310 that still fall on this sword like it actually fucking matters. 05:52.730 --> 05:56.530 The rest of us are really enjoying all of it 05:56.530 --> 06:00.490 because we don't have to hide in a solo man cave 06:00.490 --> 06:03.670 of just self-flagellating masculinity 06:04.270 --> 06:07.350 that doesn't exist outside of that, you know, 06:07.490 --> 06:08.870 self-stroking man cave. 06:10.630 --> 06:12.650 So, how does the World Cup work? 06:13.210 --> 06:14.850 Well, you go ahead and think that to yourself 06:14.850 --> 06:16.450 while you're cheering on... 06:16.450 --> 06:17.350 It's not me, dude. 06:17.530 --> 06:19.270 It's the entire fucking planet. 06:19.790 --> 06:22.370 While you're cheering on the England silly nannies. 06:22.650 --> 06:25.610 I got to fucking laugh my ass off today. 06:26.210 --> 06:27.150 You dumb fuck. 06:27.590 --> 06:29.230 You ignorant piece of shit. 06:29.230 --> 06:31.610 I got to laugh my ass off today 06:31.610 --> 06:36.710 while England fell on a fucking ass 06:36.710 --> 06:40.870 and played to a draw by Ghana. 06:41.730 --> 06:44.730 And here's one thing about it. 06:45.470 --> 06:48.350 Ghana only qualified 06:48.350 --> 06:52.970 because they needed one more African team. 06:53.750 --> 06:54.590 And Ghana... 06:54.590 --> 06:58.270 You would draw. 06:59.650 --> 07:02.090 Now, this is the funny thing. 07:02.630 --> 07:03.930 There was a witch doctor. 07:05.070 --> 07:05.870 Allegedly. 07:07.050 --> 07:09.390 Full-blown witch doctor 07:09.390 --> 07:13.470 at England's last match. 07:14.850 --> 07:17.670 The witch doctor knew that England 07:17.670 --> 07:20.390 was going to be playing Ghana the following week. 07:20.890 --> 07:23.630 So, the witch doctor showed up to England's match 07:23.630 --> 07:28.890 and put a curse on England's top player. 07:29.590 --> 07:34.190 Top scorer, best in England right now. 07:34.590 --> 07:36.270 She put a curse on this dude. 07:37.150 --> 07:40.910 And the very next match, they played to a draw. 07:41.370 --> 07:42.930 He's held scoreless. 07:43.890 --> 07:45.770 She got into his head. 07:47.250 --> 07:49.730 She put that voodoo on him, dawg. 07:49.830 --> 07:51.250 She put that voodoo on him. 07:52.250 --> 07:58.870 And it may impact the entire outcome of the World Cup. 07:59.530 --> 07:59.850 It might. 08:01.250 --> 08:05.390 Who knew fucking which doctors were this into sports ball? 08:07.130 --> 08:08.070 Right? 08:08.730 --> 08:09.030 Right? 08:11.730 --> 08:15.730 Apparently, it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity 08:16.250 --> 08:19.770 for your country to compete on the world stage. 08:20.390 --> 08:22.350 People get into that a little bit. 08:22.590 --> 08:23.890 Even witch doctors. 08:24.210 --> 08:25.210 I didn't know. 08:25.890 --> 08:29.330 Did the witch doctor do this to the Prime Minister of the UK as well? 08:30.410 --> 08:34.350 You know, I think the Prime Minister of the UK did that to himself. 08:36.190 --> 08:38.750 Honestly, I think that there's a curse 08:38.750 --> 08:42.090 set upon number 10 Downing Street, 08:42.250 --> 08:43.910 much in the way there's been a curse, 08:44.310 --> 08:45.630 set upon Harry Kane. 08:46.170 --> 08:48.790 So, the UK is currently without a James Bond, 08:48.790 --> 08:50.490 a doctor who and a Prime Minister. 08:50.830 --> 08:55.090 They're actually getting a much worse hardcore Zionist 08:55.090 --> 08:59.070 rent boy for the New World Order 08:59.070 --> 09:03.150 in the dude who's replacing Keir Starmer. 09:03.310 --> 09:08.770 Keir Starmer is an absolute nothing in a nobody. 09:09.130 --> 09:11.410 You could go to IKEA 09:11.410 --> 09:15.890 and you could build a Prime Minister that would be, 09:15.890 --> 09:19.230 I don't know, more functional than Keir Starmer. 09:21.590 --> 09:26.570 However, he was only there to be like the manager 09:26.570 --> 09:31.730 for, you know, a season or two of Ye Olde Empire. 09:32.170 --> 09:33.370 And now he's gone. 09:34.210 --> 09:36.950 He's been a company man his entire career. 09:37.530 --> 09:38.570 He'll find something. 09:39.650 --> 09:40.070 He will. 09:48.640 --> 09:50.060 But go Ghana. 09:50.400 --> 09:51.800 That's what I'm trying to say. 09:52.000 --> 09:52.840 Go Ghana. 09:53.220 --> 09:57.160 They have as much chance of winning the World Cup as we do. 09:59.720 --> 10:01.200 We have a witch doctor. 10:03.180 --> 10:09.680 Maybe we've got varying degrees of magical technicians. 10:10.180 --> 10:11.560 I don't know if that counts. 10:11.560 --> 10:13.860 Any witch doctors out there. 10:14.280 --> 10:14.660 Right. 10:16.080 --> 10:16.460 Right. 10:17.480 --> 10:18.480 Good question. 10:19.320 --> 10:20.880 Blow a little good mojo. 10:22.020 --> 10:22.660 Norways. 10:23.020 --> 10:25.680 In fact, Norway. 10:25.960 --> 10:29.400 They used to be easier to find, but they took back page down. 10:32.520 --> 10:33.160 Great. 10:33.900 --> 10:34.020 Also. 10:34.980 --> 10:40.540 Norway in the World Cup is freaking so much fun to watch. 10:42.420 --> 10:43.540 They have. 10:44.260 --> 10:47.620 I don't know if you guys are familiar with, with football, 10:48.020 --> 10:49.140 soccer, whatever or not. 10:50.460 --> 10:54.180 Normally the, the people that are up front, the strikers, 10:54.220 --> 10:55.580 they're usually we. 10:57.220 --> 11:00.860 They're, they're very quick fleet of foot, 11:01.780 --> 11:04.440 scramble around defense men and stuff like that. 11:04.740 --> 11:06.940 And knock something into the goal. 11:06.940 --> 11:13.700 Norway was like, nah, we're going to put a six foot four ogre 11:13.700 --> 11:15.740 on our frontline. 11:16.240 --> 11:19.040 Oh, and he can run 25 miles. 11:19.120 --> 11:21.360 He can sprint 25 miles an hour. 11:21.800 --> 11:28.580 Oh, and on top of that, he goes to America during his off season 11:28.580 --> 11:33.760 to train with NFL linebackers to figure out how to best break 11:33.760 --> 11:37.140 a defense with his face or shoulder. 11:38.380 --> 11:44.080 And so Norway has this giant fucking ogre Viking. 11:45.750 --> 11:50.500 Who's just dominating everyone that they play against. 11:51.000 --> 11:55.500 This dude is responsible for two different broken legs, 11:55.620 --> 12:00.140 just running through people in the European League. 12:00.660 --> 12:02.260 That's fucking funny. 12:02.260 --> 12:03.620 He's insane. 12:03.940 --> 12:06.260 Holland, he's insane dude. 12:06.460 --> 12:07.800 It's so much fun to watch. 12:08.140 --> 12:14.680 And the Norwegians are just partying their tits off everywhere 12:14.680 --> 12:18.840 they go and beloved by everyone. 12:19.020 --> 12:24.040 The Norwegians and the Scots may get adopted by America 12:24.040 --> 12:25.580 before this is all over. 12:26.840 --> 12:29.400 So with the soccer game or the football, 12:30.080 --> 12:32.140 Northeamericano, that's a different sport. 12:32.580 --> 12:35.980 I'm a little bit confused about how they keep time in the game. 12:36.060 --> 12:39.000 I know that once the game starts, they don't stop running. 12:39.460 --> 12:40.780 The clock continues to run. 12:40.980 --> 12:44.000 Do they add time on at the end? 12:44.640 --> 12:49.160 They do stop running as of the Qatar World Cup in 2022. 12:50.200 --> 12:54.840 They paused about halfway through each half to take a 12:54.840 --> 12:59.940 hydration break because in Qatar where it's 120 plus degrees 12:59.940 --> 13:06.240 and you're running full speed non-stop for 90 minutes, 13:06.780 --> 13:08.500 you might want to stop. 13:09.720 --> 13:11.160 Take a little sip of water. 13:12.260 --> 13:15.440 So they implemented that and they carried over into this one. 13:16.520 --> 13:20.480 So now instead of 45 minute halves, 13:20.480 --> 13:27.100 they take a break about 23, 25 minutes in for three minutes. 13:27.640 --> 13:34.180 Those three minutes are added on to the end of the half. 13:35.600 --> 13:41.200 So it's still a 45 minute half and every time the ref blows a whistle 13:41.200 --> 13:44.080 and play stops, the clock stops, 13:44.600 --> 13:47.960 and then it gets reactivated when the whistle blows again. 13:47.960 --> 13:50.700 So there's a thing called stoppage time. 13:51.220 --> 13:58.760 So you can get anywhere from like four to eight or nine minutes 13:58.760 --> 14:03.560 tacked on to the end of your half to make sure that you 14:03.560 --> 14:07.800 actually play 45 minutes of football. 14:08.520 --> 14:12.760 Howard said 90% of Norwegians are domesticated now. 14:13.880 --> 14:15.640 Okay. Does Howard live in Norway? 14:16.620 --> 14:17.580 Yeah. Okay. 14:17.820 --> 14:18.880 Howard lives in Norway. 14:19.200 --> 14:19.680 Okay. 14:19.940 --> 14:21.600 So they all pee sitting down. 14:23.280 --> 14:24.440 Is that what you think? 14:24.520 --> 14:25.500 Is that what you're saying, Howard? 14:25.820 --> 14:27.240 They pee sitting down now? 14:28.540 --> 14:29.660 Hail the all father. 14:30.440 --> 14:30.880 Okay. 14:32.320 --> 14:33.980 Yeah, we could dock numbers again. 14:34.140 --> 14:39.580 I realized that the summer solstice was on the 21st 14:39.580 --> 14:40.900 and we're on the 23rd. 14:41.200 --> 14:44.740 So the sequence of numbers being six, 21, 26, 14:44.740 --> 14:48.160 six, two, one, two, six is a perfect palindrome. 14:48.640 --> 14:51.820 But then I got yelled at by Europeans to say that 14:51.820 --> 14:54.720 we were numbering things wrong on the calendar. 14:55.100 --> 14:57.220 So it's like day, month, year. 14:57.740 --> 15:00.320 I like year, month, day, 15:00.940 --> 15:02.520 but there's so many different stuff. 15:03.560 --> 15:04.380 Biggest to smaller. 15:04.740 --> 15:06.720 Howard confirmed 90% pee sitting down. 15:07.200 --> 15:08.100 Okay. Okay. 15:10.740 --> 15:12.920 Just doing our account keeping here. 15:13.860 --> 15:17.680 I did have an important question that I wanted to bring up 15:17.680 --> 15:20.720 via this lady here. 15:21.140 --> 15:23.580 Is Norway having the other, 15:23.860 --> 15:27.740 the same upheaval that the other countries are having 15:27.740 --> 15:29.800 over the immigration and everything 15:29.800 --> 15:32.400 where they're having real upheavals in their government, Howard? 15:33.320 --> 15:34.260 It's a hurricane. 15:36.740 --> 15:39.380 In Sweden, 100% pee sitting down. 15:39.600 --> 15:40.000 I knew that. 15:40.000 --> 15:44.220 Well, Sweden, it's the Islamic Republic of Sweden. 15:47.520 --> 15:49.580 It has been quite a while. 15:52.260 --> 15:53.660 She may be Swedish. 15:53.920 --> 15:54.460 I'm not sure. 15:54.580 --> 15:56.820 I know she's from Minnesota and they play her on TV. 15:57.020 --> 15:58.640 Here's a question she has for you all. 15:59.280 --> 16:02.300 If I say Kirby Puckett pooped in a bucket, 16:02.520 --> 16:03.600 what color was his poop? 16:04.120 --> 16:05.080 Do you know what I mean? 16:05.200 --> 16:06.940 Or is that a very regional thing? 16:07.800 --> 16:09.180 Is that just a regional thing? 16:11.180 --> 16:11.780 Yeah. 16:12.620 --> 16:17.640 We know who Kirby Puckett was because we're of a certain age 16:17.640 --> 16:20.260 and watched baseball growing up. 16:20.500 --> 16:22.320 But we never heard that. 16:26.240 --> 16:31.120 Yeah, I was trying to pull from my memory banks. 16:31.620 --> 16:33.680 You never seen a fat man run like that. 16:34.500 --> 16:35.000 Right. 16:36.300 --> 16:40.000 He did have surprising fat man quickness. 16:40.160 --> 16:41.060 He did. 16:42.060 --> 16:42.340 He did. 16:42.360 --> 16:45.620 It was like a beach ball fucking just zipping along. 16:46.860 --> 16:50.540 Yeah, he was built like a mini fridge with legs. 16:54.420 --> 16:56.880 Built to be a food processing machine. 16:57.480 --> 16:58.080 Halibut. 16:58.340 --> 16:58.940 Halibut. 16:58.980 --> 17:01.140 Fucking on base percentage, though. 17:01.620 --> 17:02.360 Kirby was great. 17:03.540 --> 17:04.740 He really was. 17:06.680 --> 17:08.060 Big fan of Kirby. 17:08.380 --> 17:10.400 That Sweden is worse when it comes to immigrants. 17:10.580 --> 17:12.040 The country is basically ruined. 17:20.300 --> 17:22.580 It's lawn mowing season, isn't it? 17:22.860 --> 17:23.620 For everyone out there. 17:24.460 --> 17:26.080 The Swedes were always the weak ones. 17:26.560 --> 17:26.720 Yeah. 17:28.360 --> 17:33.180 Is Scott sponsoring the World Cup as well? 17:36.080 --> 17:36.760 Yeah. 17:37.100 --> 17:39.080 The lawn care company. 17:40.120 --> 17:41.880 Selling the seeds and the chemicals. 17:43.040 --> 17:47.900 You know, you can check in on every World Cup game 17:47.900 --> 17:52.260 and look at all of the sponsors around the stadiums. 17:52.440 --> 17:52.800 Pfizer. 17:53.780 --> 17:55.820 I haven't seen Pfizer yet. 17:55.820 --> 17:59.400 I haven't seen any GibiJab companies. 18:00.060 --> 18:00.240 No. 18:01.060 --> 18:01.920 A lot of airlines. 18:02.940 --> 18:06.040 And a lot of sports book. 18:06.860 --> 18:07.900 A lot of online betting. 18:08.020 --> 18:08.360 Oh, yeah. 18:08.920 --> 18:09.200 Yeah. 18:09.800 --> 18:12.460 Or it pays the ad space. 18:14.640 --> 18:15.280 Online betting. 18:15.360 --> 18:15.680 Chris. 18:16.620 --> 18:17.440 What's up? 18:17.800 --> 18:18.860 Ted Krasinski. 18:19.900 --> 18:20.340 Oh, yeah. 18:21.060 --> 18:23.580 I'm going to have to agree with this, Howard. 18:23.580 --> 18:28.080 We got a rain check from Ted Markleton 18:28.080 --> 18:30.520 whose interview has gone long 18:30.520 --> 18:33.380 and he has work early in the morning, 18:33.420 --> 18:35.580 so he said next week he'll pop in. 18:35.780 --> 18:36.500 Okay. 18:37.140 --> 18:38.060 That's all right. 18:39.420 --> 18:40.500 Goddamn shame. 18:41.440 --> 18:42.040 It's a shame. 18:44.380 --> 18:45.800 Shame, Markleton. 18:46.120 --> 18:46.500 Shame. 18:47.100 --> 18:48.320 What was the interview for? 18:49.460 --> 18:52.400 Oh, it just wanted to pop in. 18:52.400 --> 18:54.740 And I did his show earlier today 18:55.400 --> 18:56.420 and he was like, 18:56.480 --> 18:59.480 ah, well, maybe I'll loop in Uncle Ted Talks 18:59.480 --> 19:00.600 with part of the episode. 19:00.720 --> 19:01.900 And I was like, okay, cool. 19:03.520 --> 19:06.800 I don't, I don't make plans. 19:07.520 --> 19:08.440 I have goals. 19:11.380 --> 19:13.400 Plans never really work out. 19:13.760 --> 19:14.260 Right. 19:15.140 --> 19:16.100 This guy planned that. 19:18.460 --> 19:18.960 Amen. 19:20.340 --> 19:22.480 Have you seen this guy on your social media? 19:23.480 --> 19:24.480 Oh, yeah. 19:25.500 --> 19:26.800 This is a comedian. 19:27.980 --> 19:29.160 He's a gingerbilly. 19:29.840 --> 19:30.360 Gingerbilly. 19:30.860 --> 19:31.880 And this is his 19:33.480 --> 19:35.940 Ron Beer is a John Beer 2.0, 19:36.080 --> 19:37.260 his tractor system. 19:45.870 --> 19:46.790 Is that a Geo Metro? 19:47.410 --> 19:48.030 Can we identify that? 19:48.030 --> 19:49.850 No, Metro's are bigger than that. 19:50.350 --> 19:54.470 Yeah, no, that's a 1973 AMC Pacer. 19:55.370 --> 19:56.350 Pacer, okay. 19:57.850 --> 20:01.010 Maybe a 75, but that's an AMC Pacer. 20:01.530 --> 20:01.910 Beautiful. 20:03.410 --> 20:05.650 I don't know if those are the original tires on it. 20:07.030 --> 20:08.630 Yeah, Metro's weren't much bigger, 20:08.710 --> 20:09.950 but they were a little bit bigger. 20:11.870 --> 20:13.490 I would like to introduce all of you 20:13.490 --> 20:17.730 to the new and improved Ron Beer 2.0. 20:17.870 --> 20:19.710 This here is my attachment holder. 20:20.250 --> 20:21.630 As you said, I'm a waiter up here. 20:21.930 --> 20:24.050 I don't have to have no trailer or nothing like that. 20:24.050 --> 20:25.650 I hop in my Ron Beer. 20:25.810 --> 20:27.390 I ride to the location. 20:27.770 --> 20:30.010 I cut the grass and say, oh, I need to weed it. 20:30.150 --> 20:33.450 And I take my weed air off of the attachment and weed it. 20:33.610 --> 20:36.110 When I'm done, I put the weed air back up there 20:36.110 --> 20:37.650 and I head on out. 20:40.550 --> 20:40.990 Nice. 20:42.130 --> 20:43.550 But what would you look at there? 20:44.250 --> 20:45.270 I ain't thirsty no more. 20:45.470 --> 20:48.930 Thanks to my drape machine in my Ron Beer 2.0. 20:52.130 --> 20:56.890 Now, this here is the 25 horsepower Kawasaki motor 20:56.890 --> 21:00.230 that is powering my 54-inch deck. 21:00.530 --> 21:06.610 I have got my exhaust running out of the top of the vehicle 21:06.610 --> 21:09.730 so I do not die of carbon monoxide poisoning 21:09.730 --> 21:11.590 as I am cutting the grass. 21:11.910 --> 21:12.350 Very good. 21:14.930 --> 21:16.390 See that high jet. 21:18.830 --> 21:20.030 Well, that thing cuts. 21:20.770 --> 21:22.530 54-inch blade. 21:25.670 --> 21:26.250 Genius. 21:28.010 --> 21:28.830 That is pretty smart. 21:29.990 --> 21:32.650 I don't know if he cuts anyone else's lawns or just his own. 21:34.510 --> 21:38.130 It's got a color coordinated to the green and the yellow. 21:39.130 --> 21:41.310 I'm not sure what's in the beverage. 21:42.970 --> 21:45.690 That's a strawberry daiquiri. 21:46.190 --> 21:46.330 Okay. 21:47.650 --> 21:49.030 I would imagine. 21:50.150 --> 21:52.890 Either that or pink lemonade and vodka. 21:53.830 --> 21:54.250 Right. 21:55.130 --> 21:56.790 There's alcohol involved. 21:57.230 --> 21:59.110 We've determined that. 22:00.270 --> 22:00.490 Yes. 22:01.930 --> 22:03.530 Kawasaki engine. 22:04.010 --> 22:07.580 24 horse is a giant fucking engine. 22:08.520 --> 22:11.100 It's for a 54-inch blade on it. 22:11.100 --> 22:13.340 It's not driving the car, I assume. 22:13.520 --> 22:15.440 It's only driving just the blade. 22:15.820 --> 22:18.080 No, that thing has a blade. 22:18.800 --> 22:22.880 Those things have a three-cylinder motor in the front of them. 22:23.820 --> 22:24.180 Yeah. 22:24.960 --> 22:25.800 That's what I'm saying. 22:26.120 --> 22:28.500 Normally on a riding motor, 22:28.820 --> 22:31.560 the motor is going to be driving the vehicle 22:31.560 --> 22:33.780 and driving the blade. 22:34.120 --> 22:37.340 This is 24 horse just driving the blade. 22:37.340 --> 22:37.980 Yeah. 22:39.060 --> 22:41.340 Well, you don't need to go fast. 22:41.500 --> 22:43.320 That thing can probably fly like a helicopter. 22:43.720 --> 22:46.300 Oh, it's a pacer. 22:46.580 --> 22:47.660 You can't go fast. 22:48.780 --> 22:50.760 My dad had a gremlin. 22:51.520 --> 22:54.860 My dad had a gremlin that he dropped a 302 in. 22:55.500 --> 22:56.060 Oh, shit. 22:56.540 --> 22:59.560 Yeah, he said he won so many races with that, 22:59.660 --> 23:02.280 but he blew up three different engines with that fucking thing 23:02.280 --> 23:05.880 and then almost killed himself fucking going through a ditch 23:05.880 --> 23:08.340 and like flying up the other side. 23:09.880 --> 23:11.100 I believe that. 23:11.820 --> 23:12.040 Yeah. 23:14.160 --> 23:16.520 Where would you put a 302? 23:20.300 --> 23:23.320 He had the whole, he had all the firewalls gutted out 23:23.320 --> 23:23.860 and everything. 23:24.140 --> 23:27.460 My dad's a killer welder and just welded in a frame 23:27.460 --> 23:29.020 that where a 302 could drop 23:29.020 --> 23:31.380 and just gutted the whole front end of that fucking thing out. 23:31.680 --> 23:32.420 That'd be the whole front end. 23:32.820 --> 23:33.140 Yeah. 23:33.140 --> 23:35.780 That's not even the straight six. 23:36.480 --> 23:37.120 Yeah. 23:40.420 --> 23:41.700 Ah, yeah. 23:42.540 --> 23:43.940 Did he cut the hood? 23:45.680 --> 23:48.500 Yeah, he had hood pins holding the hood down. 23:48.880 --> 23:49.380 Okay. 23:49.980 --> 23:51.440 This is the only way. 23:52.460 --> 23:53.300 Holy crap. 23:54.840 --> 23:55.480 Yeah. 23:55.640 --> 23:58.860 The thing was a fucking little death rocket. 23:58.860 --> 24:01.460 A picture in my head right now. 24:02.640 --> 24:03.680 Fucking insane. 24:04.680 --> 24:09.240 I almost bought somebody did a similar number to a B10. 24:09.940 --> 24:12.840 You remember them old B10, them little B10 trucks? 24:13.120 --> 24:13.560 Oh, yeah. 24:14.220 --> 24:17.580 Somebody did a similar thing to it and I pulled up onto this lot 24:17.580 --> 24:20.780 and I can't remember what they had that I was looking at, 24:20.880 --> 24:22.780 but they're like, you like sleepers? 24:23.120 --> 24:24.860 Like who doesn't like a sleeper? 24:25.280 --> 24:27.520 And fucking they take me over 24:27.520 --> 24:30.540 and there's this B10 they want like fucking eight grand for. 24:31.020 --> 24:32.880 This is back in 92, not today. 24:33.220 --> 24:34.400 So eight grand was a lot. 24:34.840 --> 24:38.720 Like, you know, and he popped the hood on that thing 24:38.720 --> 24:41.600 and that thing had a fucking 302 in there, 24:41.740 --> 24:43.800 all tube framed in the whole nine. 24:44.020 --> 24:46.120 I was like, jeez. 24:46.500 --> 24:51.580 I had a 1989 S10 24:51.580 --> 24:54.840 that had a 350 vet engine 24:54.840 --> 24:55.920 and dropped into it. 24:57.320 --> 24:59.400 Do you have to put counterweights? 24:59.500 --> 24:59.800 I did. 25:00.080 --> 25:02.720 There was six inches of concrete in the bed of the truck 25:02.720 --> 25:06.680 and it was on big tires in the back 25:08.160 --> 25:13.940 and it had a timing switch and a her shifter in it. 25:15.540 --> 25:20.380 And it was, I did really dumb stuff in that truck 25:20.380 --> 25:22.080 that I was really proud of. 25:22.920 --> 25:23.260 Yes. 25:23.840 --> 25:24.380 Yeah. 25:24.920 --> 25:25.260 Yeah. 25:25.660 --> 25:26.740 That thing was cherry. 25:27.320 --> 25:31.660 And the dude who I got it from, he was a car guy. 25:32.320 --> 25:36.960 He had a fucking 67 and a half Mustang. 25:37.480 --> 25:42.120 He had a 1980, I think it was an 86 Camaro, 25:42.620 --> 25:45.460 pace car, Indy 500 pace car edition. 25:45.900 --> 25:46.880 Oh shit. 25:46.880 --> 25:52.360 Like all kinds of just, I mean, completely beefed up. 25:52.540 --> 25:54.620 Nobody should drive these on the street cars. 25:54.860 --> 25:55.980 He had all of them. 25:56.200 --> 25:58.400 And I got the S10 from him. 25:58.740 --> 26:02.240 And he had bored out the engine to like a 380. 26:03.180 --> 26:04.540 380, 3 stroker. 26:05.160 --> 26:06.440 And it was. 26:06.640 --> 26:06.960 Wow. 26:07.820 --> 26:08.160 Interesting. 26:08.160 --> 26:10.320 I remember back when that was the thing to do 26:10.320 --> 26:13.800 is you'd bored out to a 380, 3 stroker. 26:14.180 --> 26:15.740 Make it into a stroker motor. 26:15.740 --> 26:16.440 Yeah. 26:17.380 --> 26:17.900 Fucking. 26:20.520 --> 26:22.980 It had a timing switch on it. 26:23.020 --> 26:25.820 So when you pulled up to a red light instead of 26:28.120 --> 26:29.160 it was 26:33.780 --> 26:36.680 and I'd look over at a Mustang or something and 26:41.340 --> 26:42.920 they're like, okay, yeah, great. 26:43.000 --> 26:43.420 Let's go. 26:43.620 --> 26:43.860 Let's go. 26:43.860 --> 26:44.920 Let's do it for banks. 26:45.320 --> 26:46.280 Let's do it for banks. 26:46.400 --> 26:47.100 Let's do it for banks. 26:47.280 --> 26:49.440 See the light turn yellow, flip the timing switch. 26:52.580 --> 26:55.140 And the dude would be like, what the fuck? 26:55.960 --> 26:58.200 And you just be gone. 26:58.960 --> 27:04.700 And at the next light looking back like, hey, I thought we were racing. 27:05.760 --> 27:08.220 What are you doing way back there? 27:08.800 --> 27:10.160 I thought we were. 27:11.340 --> 27:11.680 What? 27:11.680 --> 27:12.700 Oh, that's weird. 27:14.080 --> 27:16.040 Hey, I got to get your car now. 27:18.120 --> 27:23.900 Yeah, I don't know where you race where you're from, 27:24.020 --> 27:25.520 but you're supposed to go on green. 27:26.260 --> 27:26.560 Right. 27:26.920 --> 27:27.320 Shit. 27:27.640 --> 27:30.640 Maybe you were waiting for a brighter, more exuberant, 27:30.760 --> 27:31.960 more inclusive green. 27:32.180 --> 27:32.700 I don't know. 27:32.880 --> 27:34.040 I don't really know you. 27:34.300 --> 27:34.640 I don't. 27:34.860 --> 27:35.720 I saw it go green. 27:35.920 --> 27:36.160 I went. 27:36.860 --> 27:38.060 Not sure what you were waiting on. 27:38.800 --> 27:39.320 Yeah. 27:39.360 --> 27:41.660 For anybody that's never heard the stroker either. 27:41.940 --> 27:43.120 It's like that thump thump. 27:43.320 --> 27:47.200 It's such a deep, like just like it almost sounds like the 27:47.200 --> 27:49.360 engines either going to die or explode. 27:49.980 --> 27:50.340 Go. 27:51.820 --> 27:51.960 Go. 27:51.960 --> 27:52.040 Go. 27:52.880 --> 27:57.160 But to our guy, you know what's going on. 27:57.400 --> 27:58.900 You're like, oh, shit. 28:01.300 --> 28:02.660 That's a stroker. 28:05.840 --> 28:06.600 Clip it. 28:07.920 --> 28:08.500 Yes. 28:09.420 --> 28:10.000 Indeed. 28:11.860 --> 28:14.460 Marcus still ain't clipped my things from last week. 28:16.540 --> 28:17.520 It's in the queue. 28:18.060 --> 28:18.900 Long queue. 28:19.180 --> 28:20.660 The nipsnip. 28:23.520 --> 28:24.680 The nipsnip. 28:25.200 --> 28:26.400 Little haircut. 28:27.400 --> 28:28.000 Cut in the lawn. 28:28.180 --> 28:28.740 Mow in the lawn. 28:29.200 --> 28:30.800 Wacking all the weeds back. 28:31.760 --> 28:33.200 Lost to do this summer. 28:33.820 --> 28:36.800 June 23rd. 28:37.340 --> 28:39.320 We got your Ron beers fired up. 28:40.220 --> 28:40.460 Yeah. 28:40.960 --> 28:41.140 Yeah. 28:42.020 --> 28:43.660 Been kind of cold in Minnesota though. 28:43.800 --> 28:44.620 We had some hail. 28:45.920 --> 28:46.800 Oh, hell no. 28:47.080 --> 28:47.880 In ice forms. 28:48.140 --> 28:48.740 You're in Minnesota. 28:49.180 --> 28:50.140 What do I always forget then? 28:50.660 --> 28:51.700 Man, a snow. 28:52.240 --> 28:52.800 Yeah. 28:54.120 --> 28:55.180 Does it suck? 28:55.860 --> 28:56.680 Or is it okay? 28:58.140 --> 28:58.520 Always. 29:00.340 --> 29:02.220 Best place I've ever lived. 29:02.800 --> 29:04.500 Wouldn't live anywhere else. 29:05.540 --> 29:07.320 It's the holy place, Marcus. 29:07.620 --> 29:07.900 Is that really? 29:08.320 --> 29:09.800 I've lived other places. 29:10.160 --> 29:11.680 I haven't lived in a bucket. 29:12.000 --> 29:13.080 That's a curvy bucket though. 29:14.380 --> 29:17.860 But I did see him and Paul Mall and her drive up to the 29:18.920 --> 29:19.480 stoplight. 29:20.200 --> 29:20.720 Yeah. 29:20.980 --> 29:22.360 Curvy bucket and Paul Mall. 29:22.660 --> 29:24.540 Yeah, they were going north to go fishing. 29:25.180 --> 29:26.100 Probably passed like a hundred. 29:26.100 --> 29:30.900 I remember a few years after Kirby bucket retired. 29:31.260 --> 29:35.100 He flipped his car on the side of the road and somebody 29:35.100 --> 29:36.880 walked over and then noticed it was him. 29:37.000 --> 29:38.800 And rather than help him, they robbed him. 29:39.480 --> 29:40.160 Oh, shit. 29:40.680 --> 29:41.120 Yeah. 29:41.840 --> 29:43.040 Real big move. 29:44.300 --> 29:45.920 Hey, here's Kirby bucket. 29:46.360 --> 29:47.240 Give me your stuff. 29:47.880 --> 29:48.680 Oh, wow. 29:48.780 --> 29:49.540 This guy's got stuff. 29:49.740 --> 29:50.700 I want it now. 29:50.920 --> 29:51.220 Yeah. 29:53.620 --> 29:54.220 Jerk. 29:55.080 --> 29:56.240 You're right, Kirby. 29:56.580 --> 29:57.100 You're right. 29:57.680 --> 29:58.480 You're tough. 30:00.300 --> 30:02.120 Somebody will come help you sooner or later. 30:04.300 --> 30:06.460 I can put this shit on eBay though. 30:08.840 --> 30:11.840 I got this out the back of Kirby bucket's car while he was 30:11.840 --> 30:13.100 dangling upside down. 30:18.600 --> 30:20.660 Kirby bucket always wore a safety belt. 30:20.660 --> 30:21.500 Yeah. 30:21.760 --> 30:23.740 This bucket was spilled all over him. 30:24.800 --> 30:26.480 What color was inside of your car? 30:26.680 --> 30:29.540 I'm still not sure why we would know exactly what color 30:29.540 --> 30:30.580 his shit was though. 30:31.800 --> 30:34.300 It was just something I could just say in the playground 30:34.300 --> 30:36.060 in Minnesota. 30:37.360 --> 30:38.860 Do they say that when you were there? 30:39.680 --> 30:39.900 Yeah. 30:40.020 --> 30:40.280 Yeah. 30:42.020 --> 30:44.840 She made it sound like you would know what color it is 30:44.840 --> 30:47.720 though and I distinctly do not know what color Kirby bucket 30:47.720 --> 30:47.840 is. 30:47.840 --> 30:48.880 I'm still waiting for an answer. 30:49.480 --> 30:54.140 Well, you know, it's journalism today and she's doing 30:54.140 --> 30:56.420 investigative reporting, sort of a cultural. 30:56.800 --> 30:57.440 Wait, hang on. 30:57.700 --> 31:02.840 Is it like an ink-a-dink type of thing? 31:03.480 --> 31:04.080 Could be. 31:04.460 --> 31:06.340 We're like, it pours all out and you stink, 31:06.980 --> 31:09.400 and then you're, whatever it is, 31:09.920 --> 31:11.620 and eventually you get to punch somebody. 31:12.940 --> 31:13.340 Right? 31:13.540 --> 31:15.720 You say Caucasian and then you punch a guy in the 31:15.720 --> 31:16.040 stomach. 31:16.040 --> 31:19.220 All I'm saying is if he's eating Oreos, 31:19.760 --> 31:21.480 his poop is black the next day. 31:21.620 --> 31:24.240 Oreos makes your poop distinctly black. 31:24.660 --> 31:25.220 Does it? 31:25.840 --> 31:26.220 Yeah. 31:26.940 --> 31:28.740 Must be all the deadly poison. 31:29.740 --> 31:30.080 Yeah. 31:30.360 --> 31:33.020 Shit, Kirby Puckett died in a hurricane? 31:33.980 --> 31:35.040 Or some shit? 31:35.580 --> 31:37.300 Kirby Puckett died in a hurricane? 31:37.920 --> 31:39.780 That's what they're saying online. 31:40.220 --> 31:40.800 I didn't know that. 31:41.500 --> 31:41.980 Is it recent? 31:42.720 --> 31:44.360 When he was 40, 2006. 31:45.080 --> 31:45.600 Yeah. 31:46.660 --> 31:48.180 Hurricanes were bad back then. 31:48.200 --> 31:49.580 I feel like I remember playing with him on 31:49.580 --> 31:52.160 Kangaroo Junior baseball in like Nintendo 64 31:52.160 --> 31:53.220 back in the day. 31:53.720 --> 31:55.620 Was he down in Margaritaville for this? 31:56.620 --> 31:59.560 Man, let me reopen up and see what it was saying. 32:00.220 --> 32:00.820 Oh, no. 32:02.940 --> 32:05.160 Well, I've kept all my Kirby Puckett cards. 32:06.280 --> 32:08.100 I got my Michael Jordan cards. 32:08.360 --> 32:08.460 Yeah. 32:08.620 --> 32:09.200 You got cards? 32:10.080 --> 32:10.820 Got some cards. 32:11.500 --> 32:11.740 Okay. 32:11.740 --> 32:14.560 My dad's got a Kirby Puckett rookie card. 32:17.480 --> 32:22.760 So Wikipedia is saying that he had a hemorrhagic stroke 32:23.640 --> 32:25.040 at his home. 32:25.700 --> 32:27.140 That's a huge difference. 32:28.080 --> 32:28.260 Yeah. 32:28.300 --> 32:29.860 Yeah, that is nothing like a hurricane. 32:31.440 --> 32:33.880 I could see where hemorrhagic and hurricane seats 32:33.880 --> 32:34.960 are kind of similar. 32:36.140 --> 32:36.500 Yeah. 32:37.180 --> 32:38.900 What the hell was I reading? 32:38.900 --> 32:39.040 Yeah. 32:39.500 --> 32:40.560 Yeah, I don't know. 32:42.500 --> 32:44.440 Some variants in the death reports. 32:44.860 --> 32:45.780 See, I'm getting that. 32:46.020 --> 32:46.280 All right. 32:46.520 --> 32:49.880 Maybe I must have just really read something vast. 32:50.100 --> 32:52.600 But now I'm seeing his life was, 32:52.780 --> 32:55.480 no, his career was cut short by glaucoma. 32:56.380 --> 32:57.800 And then his death was, 33:01.260 --> 33:02.800 it's mentioning blindness, 33:03.100 --> 33:04.780 I'm assuming from the stroke 33:04.780 --> 33:07.760 or something like that that you were just mentioning. 33:08.540 --> 33:10.020 Hurricane of glaucoma. 33:10.240 --> 33:11.620 He was a fat man. 33:12.660 --> 33:15.320 Like, he was shocked. 33:15.560 --> 33:18.000 He was shockingly fast for a fat boy. 33:18.800 --> 33:21.880 And he jumped real tall, real high. 33:22.220 --> 33:25.560 It was similar to like a fucking John Belushi 33:25.560 --> 33:28.060 or Chris Barley where like you see him move 33:28.060 --> 33:30.860 and you're like, you're too fat to move like that. 33:31.060 --> 33:31.540 Why is that? 33:33.520 --> 33:34.040 SFMQ. 33:34.680 --> 33:41.080 It's the unknown quantity in athletics. 33:41.600 --> 33:45.300 The SFMQ is the surprising fat man quickness. 33:46.180 --> 33:46.480 Yes. 33:47.360 --> 33:47.720 Boom. 33:48.020 --> 33:49.040 Cause I died on my. 33:49.640 --> 33:52.680 There are some of the saw. 33:52.740 --> 33:54.060 Thank you very much, Hurricane. 33:54.960 --> 33:56.100 In RIT Kirby. 33:56.420 --> 33:56.800 Motherfuckers. 33:57.340 --> 33:57.580 Yeah. 33:58.080 --> 33:58.640 Thank you, Hurricane. 33:59.200 --> 34:01.180 Some of these sawed off motherfuckers can. 34:01.420 --> 34:01.920 That was great. 34:01.920 --> 34:03.440 Just hoof it. 34:04.000 --> 34:06.320 Like, and you're like, how did that? 34:07.480 --> 34:08.080 What? 34:08.440 --> 34:08.820 How? 34:09.540 --> 34:10.560 Jerome Bettis. 34:11.200 --> 34:11.500 Yeah. 34:11.940 --> 34:12.580 Stored up energy. 34:12.900 --> 34:13.320 An example of this. 34:13.860 --> 34:14.100 Yeah. 34:14.400 --> 34:15.820 Well, the thing is when. 34:16.960 --> 34:18.760 When you'd watch Kirby run. 34:19.280 --> 34:21.580 Fucking like a lot of the really fast dudes. 34:22.000 --> 34:24.440 They like lop like a dear damn near. 34:24.820 --> 34:27.700 Like Kirby, these tiny little stubby legs were like. 34:29.080 --> 34:29.680 SFMQ. 34:31.080 --> 34:33.160 He Noratu ran. 34:33.640 --> 34:35.360 His entire career. 34:35.600 --> 34:38.160 It was shoulders forward arms back. 34:38.560 --> 34:39.240 Yeah. 34:39.680 --> 34:41.040 The whole way. 34:41.380 --> 34:41.600 Yeah. 34:41.700 --> 34:43.980 Little legs just going as fast as you can fucking. 34:46.560 --> 34:48.940 Feel a folk song coming out of this. 34:49.060 --> 34:49.660 Little legs. 34:50.000 --> 34:50.600 Like. 34:51.440 --> 34:52.020 Kirby. 34:52.560 --> 34:53.700 Three trunks. 34:54.960 --> 34:56.780 Huge, but compact. 34:57.300 --> 34:57.720 Yeah. 34:57.720 --> 35:00.240 Very fun athlete to watch. 35:01.100 --> 35:01.320 For sure. 35:01.420 --> 35:01.860 Oh man. 35:02.160 --> 35:03.520 That guy could hit the fucking ball. 35:04.120 --> 35:04.720 Wow. 35:05.440 --> 35:05.880 Intention. 35:06.420 --> 35:09.060 He, he wasn't, he wasn't like. 35:09.560 --> 35:13.060 Like big dude that was just trying for a home run every time. 35:13.100 --> 35:15.440 He was trying to break a defense. 35:16.380 --> 35:17.020 I think Thomas. 35:17.600 --> 35:20.460 Placing a ball where they couldn't freaking get it, 35:20.460 --> 35:24.300 which would allow his tiny little legs to get him a double. 35:25.300 --> 35:25.900 Yeah. 35:25.900 --> 35:31.540 And you got to play with IQ when your legs make up one third of 35:31.540 --> 35:34.180 your entire, less than one third of your entire body. 35:34.780 --> 35:35.000 You do. 35:35.180 --> 35:35.440 Tony. 35:35.580 --> 35:37.240 Tony Gwen would like that too. 35:38.320 --> 35:40.660 Real, real fucking placement hitter. 35:40.920 --> 35:42.660 Tony Gwen was an absolute technician. 35:43.060 --> 35:43.160 Yes. 35:43.720 --> 35:44.860 Actually, I'm not sure it was Frank. 35:45.160 --> 35:45.660 Okay. 35:45.860 --> 35:48.780 Should we, could we say Frank Thomas was similar, 35:48.980 --> 35:51.280 but or was he more of just the swinging? 35:51.720 --> 35:53.680 He was supposed to be a slugger. 35:53.680 --> 35:55.900 And, and in the steroid. 35:56.200 --> 36:01.860 So Frank Thomas had the unfortunate role of like not fully 36:01.860 --> 36:04.800 committing to steroids during the steroid era. 36:05.740 --> 36:11.320 Any other era, he would have been lights out the best in the 36:11.320 --> 36:11.580 league. 36:11.720 --> 36:12.100 Yeah. 36:12.280 --> 36:13.460 Because I'm going to have pictures of him. 36:13.500 --> 36:15.760 He actually wasn't as big as I thought he was winning, 36:15.900 --> 36:16.980 especially when he was younger. 36:17.400 --> 36:17.760 No. 36:17.920 --> 36:21.180 I mean, he juiced a little bit, but not to the rate that 36:21.180 --> 36:22.440 like his peers did. 36:23.020 --> 36:26.240 And how are you going to compete? 36:26.680 --> 36:26.980 Like looking. 36:27.220 --> 36:27.420 Okay. 36:27.540 --> 36:30.120 Let's, let's take a different King Griffey Jr. 36:30.900 --> 36:31.220 Right. 36:32.000 --> 36:33.120 King Griffey Jr. 36:33.220 --> 36:34.320 Mr. Natural. 36:34.900 --> 36:35.080 Mr. 36:35.180 --> 36:38.000 Natural wouldn't, wouldn't take the drugs. 36:38.140 --> 36:43.360 Anything like that had as good as a career as you could hope 36:43.360 --> 36:48.160 for from anyone in baseball and was still overshadowed by all 36:48.160 --> 36:50.020 of the, the juice junkies. 36:50.020 --> 36:52.400 Except for maybe Frank Thomas. 36:52.540 --> 36:53.540 I think he was on par. 36:54.360 --> 36:57.800 But, and maybe even a little bit above where, where Frank 36:57.800 --> 37:00.040 stats were in that particular era. 37:00.320 --> 37:02.580 But how are you going to, how are you going to look at 37:02.580 --> 37:06.520 McGuire and Conceco and, you know, like. 37:06.680 --> 37:06.780 Good. 37:07.880 --> 37:10.820 McGuire, McGuire's 1987 card. 37:11.280 --> 37:12.580 This dude is a stick. 37:13.060 --> 37:16.780 And then during the home run era, McGuire rubbed his 37:16.780 --> 37:20.620 bat on Goldberg's chest and he makes Goldberg look small. 37:21.140 --> 37:21.220 Yeah. 37:21.220 --> 37:23.160 You're like, what the fuck? 37:23.640 --> 37:23.860 Yeah. 37:24.500 --> 37:27.920 Like that dude mate was fucking like bigger than Bill 37:27.920 --> 37:28.480 Goldberg. 37:28.700 --> 37:30.000 Roger Clemens. 37:30.920 --> 37:31.720 Oh God. 37:32.420 --> 37:36.200 Clemens was never a small guy, but he was a monster. 37:36.640 --> 37:40.800 He went from a large pitcher to Shrek. 37:41.460 --> 37:41.800 Yeah. 37:41.800 --> 37:48.980 Like three weeks and his head tripled in size overnight. 37:49.420 --> 37:50.220 It was insane. 37:50.400 --> 37:51.060 Yeah. 37:51.380 --> 37:54.800 There was a, during one of the World Series, he chucked 37:54.800 --> 37:57.280 a ball at somebody's head and the dude got pissed. 37:57.920 --> 38:00.760 And Clemens just fucking starts walking toward home just 38:00.760 --> 38:02.880 and he just bulked up. 38:03.020 --> 38:04.180 You're like, fuck you. 38:04.820 --> 38:05.540 No. 38:06.320 --> 38:07.100 Never mind. 38:08.680 --> 38:10.180 106 miles an hour? 38:10.540 --> 38:11.000 No. 38:12.300 --> 38:13.180 I'm done. 38:13.700 --> 38:15.840 I'm done bringing somebody else. 38:16.060 --> 38:17.300 I'm not, I'm not playing today. 38:18.540 --> 38:21.180 Clemens was my favorite pitcher back in the day too. 38:23.180 --> 38:24.420 I'm a Cubs fan. 38:24.840 --> 38:27.220 My favorite pitcher for a long time was Greg Maddox 38:27.220 --> 38:31.400 until he went to the Atlanta Braves and actually did 38:31.400 --> 38:32.700 something with his career. 38:33.000 --> 38:34.380 We were all pissed off about that. 38:34.380 --> 38:34.900 Yeah. 38:38.100 --> 38:40.700 I was a Red Sox fan. 38:42.140 --> 38:45.380 So back in the day it was Wade Boggs and Roger Clemens 38:45.380 --> 38:47.020 were the bugs for the shit. 38:47.860 --> 38:49.200 Wade Boggs was a badass. 38:50.000 --> 38:50.160 He was. 38:50.360 --> 38:51.480 He got beaned in the head. 38:53.400 --> 38:59.140 I got to see George Brett and Bo Jackson play 38:59.140 --> 39:01.940 for the Kansas City Royals. 39:01.940 --> 39:04.280 And that was really cool. 39:04.600 --> 39:06.760 You know, George Brett didn't even like baseball. 39:07.140 --> 39:07.540 Yeah. 39:07.600 --> 39:08.860 It was his like third sport. 39:09.220 --> 39:09.660 Yeah. 39:09.960 --> 39:12.340 He's like, he's like, because they asked him something 39:12.340 --> 39:14.560 about the race and he goes, I don't know. 39:14.600 --> 39:15.440 I don't follow baseball. 39:15.620 --> 39:16.960 I don't even like it. 39:18.280 --> 39:21.180 Fucking, you know, he's just really good at it 39:21.180 --> 39:26.300 and fucking Bo Jackson was just a human phenom. 39:26.580 --> 39:28.460 Like that guy was something else. 39:28.460 --> 39:32.700 Like the fucking, the rockets that he could throw 39:32.700 --> 39:35.560 from the track and knock people out at home 39:35.560 --> 39:36.780 without a cutoff, man. 39:36.920 --> 39:39.800 That thing was like a fucking, like a rail gun. 39:40.500 --> 39:41.160 Just dooch. 39:41.600 --> 39:43.160 Like Ichiro? 39:44.400 --> 39:45.900 I'm better than Ichiro. 39:46.280 --> 39:48.400 Better, better than Ichiro. 39:48.680 --> 39:53.360 Faster than Ichiro with more distance. 39:55.760 --> 40:00.660 And not to take anything away from Ichiro 40:00.660 --> 40:06.620 and what he did for, I guess, the country of Japan, 40:06.800 --> 40:09.640 really, as an ambassador to baseball, 40:09.940 --> 40:12.160 probably can't be unparalleled. 40:12.600 --> 40:16.640 But Bo Jackson was in a completely different class. 40:16.880 --> 40:20.760 Like, I'm not, when I say that he threw a rail gun, 40:20.760 --> 40:25.180 I'm talking about that ball had no arc to it. 40:25.220 --> 40:30.600 He threw a straight laser from the fucking wall to home plate. 40:30.800 --> 40:33.680 Dude's running from third could not make it home. 40:33.880 --> 40:34.760 That dude was throwing. 40:35.200 --> 40:39.220 I think I saw one time he threw one that was 136 miles an hour. 40:39.600 --> 40:40.260 Just label. 40:41.600 --> 40:43.380 What the fuck is that? 40:44.360 --> 40:44.640 Yeah. 40:47.620 --> 40:48.900 Absolute jampion. 40:48.900 --> 40:52.120 And it was his second sport. 40:54.420 --> 40:54.980 Yeah. 40:56.240 --> 41:01.880 Run vertically up a wall to catch a baseball and throw a dude out 41:01.880 --> 41:04.840 at home and he didn't even want to be playing. 41:05.000 --> 41:06.600 He was just like, yeah, they drafted me. 41:06.680 --> 41:07.500 I guess I'm doing this. 41:07.660 --> 41:07.960 I don't know. 41:08.720 --> 41:10.520 I remember the old commercials. 41:10.780 --> 41:17.060 It was a football or baseball, both 5 million or 7 million both. 41:17.060 --> 41:20.180 Well, hey, you know, everything was the both. 41:20.780 --> 41:21.020 Yep. 41:22.240 --> 41:26.200 And then they brought in they then they brought in Bo Diddley. 41:27.800 --> 41:28.440 Yeah. 41:28.700 --> 41:32.920 Legend Bo Diddley for the bow knows commercials. 41:33.540 --> 41:33.620 Yeah. 41:33.860 --> 41:34.460 The bow knows. 41:34.720 --> 41:34.860 Yeah. 41:35.360 --> 41:37.240 We got Thompson Dugnut at home. 41:38.040 --> 41:41.340 These are the generic baseball players. 41:41.340 --> 41:45.420 Those are the players names for when a video game company refuses 41:45.420 --> 41:47.560 to license the MLB sports names. 41:47.960 --> 41:50.740 That would have been cool to see Jordan play, although he was 41:50.740 --> 41:52.000 not a good baseball player. 41:53.860 --> 41:58.720 And Joe MF and cool Bruce Sutter. 41:59.540 --> 42:01.580 You don't know Joe Cool is Steve. 42:02.040 --> 42:02.460 No, I don't. 42:02.680 --> 42:03.660 Maybe we met. 42:03.880 --> 42:04.180 I don't know. 42:04.640 --> 42:07.560 Joe Cool is a fucking legend in the 1A community. 42:08.000 --> 42:08.380 Word. 42:09.680 --> 42:10.240 Yeah. 42:10.240 --> 42:10.980 Yeah. 42:11.780 --> 42:12.260 Yeah. 42:12.640 --> 42:13.120 Yeah. 42:13.840 --> 42:14.320 Yeah. 42:15.680 --> 42:18.620 Has one of the most memorable laughs you'll ever hear. 42:19.160 --> 42:20.760 He laughs kind of like Brandresher. 42:22.200 --> 42:28.820 No, I grew up a Cubs fan in the 80s and I was born that way. 42:28.920 --> 42:29.660 I can't help it. 42:29.700 --> 42:31.560 I'm not apologetic for it or anything. 42:31.720 --> 42:32.340 I'm not sorry. 42:32.480 --> 42:33.360 This is how it is. 42:33.720 --> 42:34.000 Yeah. 42:34.300 --> 42:34.760 Bruce Sutter. 42:35.500 --> 42:39.700 I'm not a Cubs fan, but when we got country cable. 42:39.700 --> 42:46.060 So we WGN was one of the fucking stations that we got. 42:46.260 --> 42:48.620 We didn't, which didn't make sense because you'd think we 42:48.620 --> 42:51.060 should have got Minnesota twins, but nope. 42:51.260 --> 42:54.020 We got, we got WGN and fucking. 42:54.420 --> 42:55.680 So Cubs baseball. 42:55.940 --> 42:59.760 It was I was watching Andre Dawson and Ryan Samberg and 42:59.760 --> 43:01.820 fucking Greg Maddox and all those guys. 43:05.540 --> 43:06.060 Yeah. 43:06.100 --> 43:09.620 I remember watching Cubs as well in Minnesota. 43:09.620 --> 43:11.540 On deputy rough. 43:14.220 --> 43:17.100 I always like Damon Berryhill their catcher. 43:17.120 --> 43:18.700 I really liked him. 43:21.820 --> 43:23.300 Since I got a rough childhood. 43:23.740 --> 43:24.500 You guys had. 43:24.740 --> 43:25.160 No, man. 43:25.320 --> 43:26.560 Because you had Harry Carey. 43:26.560 --> 43:28.120 I grew up watching the Yankees. 43:28.480 --> 43:32.840 I did get to see Harry Carey out of the deal. 43:33.040 --> 43:35.980 So like I got to regularly hear Harry Carey. 43:36.140 --> 43:37.580 Like that's in my, you know, 43:37.580 --> 43:42.880 there's no, no better announcer in baseball than Harry Carey. 43:42.980 --> 43:43.600 Yeah. 43:44.000 --> 43:47.940 You might have had with the Yankees and you look a little 43:47.940 --> 43:48.480 bit younger. 43:49.420 --> 43:52.920 So I'm guessing that was during the Moneyball era. 43:53.180 --> 43:53.520 Oh yeah. 43:53.700 --> 43:55.600 I mean, yeah, I was. 43:56.940 --> 43:59.000 What year were you guys? 43:59.200 --> 44:00.780 I mean, I stopped watching baseball. 44:00.780 --> 44:04.400 87 when when we were young. 44:04.560 --> 44:05.700 I wasn't even born. 44:08.280 --> 44:13.260 For rookies, like the seminal year for rookies was 87. 44:13.480 --> 44:18.020 Like in the 85 to 87, all the fucking killer players, 44:18.260 --> 44:22.620 like 87 there, the rookie list in 87 was ridiculous. 44:23.380 --> 44:25.920 You had guys like Will Clark and Mark McGuire 44:25.920 --> 44:28.160 and fucking Jackson. 44:28.160 --> 44:31.960 So then I'm catching them at their peak and basically 44:31.960 --> 44:34.480 10 something years later. 44:34.540 --> 44:35.920 Sports Illustrated for kids. 44:36.580 --> 44:37.760 Sports Illustrated for adults. 44:38.120 --> 44:39.860 Sports Illustrated swim suit edition. 44:40.120 --> 44:41.740 We had all the sports, all the dishes. 44:42.440 --> 44:43.620 Sandberg was awesome. 44:44.100 --> 44:46.800 That dude, he would have, he was, 44:47.040 --> 44:49.160 if he wasn't stuck in the Cubs all those years, 44:49.440 --> 44:51.120 because the Cubs did suck back then. 44:52.420 --> 44:56.360 We had two televisions in our living room. 44:56.420 --> 44:58.000 There was always a baseball game on one of 44:58.000 --> 45:01.280 the smaller TVs that was higher up on the entertainment center. 45:02.640 --> 45:04.840 My family's a baseball family, 45:04.920 --> 45:06.700 and they're all baseball fanatics. 45:06.980 --> 45:10.500 And until my dad's generation, 45:11.000 --> 45:12.720 like for like three generations, 45:12.920 --> 45:14.340 they're in the baseball hall of fame, 45:14.380 --> 45:17.160 and my great uncle Paul played for the Cardinals. 45:17.900 --> 45:19.680 Like, so it was all about baseball. 45:20.000 --> 45:20.680 I don't watch it. 45:21.220 --> 45:25.680 I do listen to the giants when I'm out driving, 45:25.680 --> 45:28.940 because it's the only thing usually that's decent on the radio. 45:29.020 --> 45:31.400 So I do listen to giants baseball on the radio. 45:34.540 --> 45:38.080 Which I think is more fun than watching it on TV for some reason. 45:39.800 --> 45:41.940 Yeah, I stopped watching when I stopped playing. 45:42.180 --> 45:43.920 I got real bored with it. 45:44.080 --> 45:44.620 Yeah. 45:46.760 --> 45:49.060 Yeah, I sucked at baseball. 45:50.240 --> 45:51.980 And I sucked at basketball. 45:52.580 --> 45:54.240 And I grew up in Indiana. 45:54.240 --> 45:58.720 And those are like the two things that disqualify you 45:58.720 --> 46:01.420 from being a resident of the state going forward. 46:02.620 --> 46:04.140 I'm real good at baseball, 46:04.300 --> 46:08.260 but I am probably twice as bad as Steve at basketball. 46:09.080 --> 46:10.860 Well, I don't know. 46:11.120 --> 46:14.600 Steve's got a worse gangster limp than I do. 46:14.860 --> 46:15.100 Right. 46:15.900 --> 46:18.340 Prior to the falling off the roof and breaking my leg, 46:18.460 --> 46:21.480 I eventually got decent at basketball. 46:21.480 --> 46:26.260 But that was only through understanding of physics. 46:26.440 --> 46:31.200 I had to break my shit on a BMX bike and a skateboard a lot 46:31.200 --> 46:34.260 before I understood basketball. 46:35.120 --> 46:37.220 I don't know if that makes any sense or not. 46:37.680 --> 46:38.260 Oh, damn. 46:39.100 --> 46:41.340 Contrarian's best friend's uncle was Joe DiMaggio. 46:41.580 --> 46:42.220 That's fucking crazy. 46:42.740 --> 46:43.020 Nice. 46:44.320 --> 46:48.580 My dad's baseball coach was Carl Erskine, 46:48.580 --> 46:52.520 who was a World Series pitcher for the Brooklyn Dodgers. 46:52.980 --> 46:55.420 And then the Los Angeles Dodgers, 46:55.680 --> 47:00.800 the first couple of years that they moved and expanded. 47:02.340 --> 47:04.660 And he struck out Joe DiMaggio. 47:05.140 --> 47:06.280 So Erskine was an E? 47:06.820 --> 47:08.900 E-R-S-K-I-N-E, yeah. 47:09.040 --> 47:12.960 There's an Erskine Avenue in Brooklyn, New York, 47:13.000 --> 47:15.080 named after Carl Erskine, 47:15.080 --> 47:20.220 because he was the closing pitcher during that 1955 47:20.220 --> 47:24.680 Boys of Summer Miracle Freakin' Yankee, 47:24.920 --> 47:30.680 or sorry, Dodgers World Series year, 47:30.820 --> 47:35.360 played with Jackie Robinson during the year of integration 47:35.360 --> 47:36.760 and stuff like that. 47:37.240 --> 47:38.640 Really cool guy. 47:39.040 --> 47:39.800 Really cool guy. 47:40.140 --> 47:43.000 He told me that Carl Erskine did. 47:44.180 --> 47:48.220 My dad passed away the same year 47:48.220 --> 47:52.240 that his college baseball team was getting inducted 47:52.240 --> 47:54.900 into the college World Series Hall of Fame. 47:57.220 --> 47:59.040 And Erskine was there, 47:59.380 --> 48:02.240 and I was there in place of my dad, 48:02.380 --> 48:05.700 who had passed away like a month before or something like that. 48:06.040 --> 48:10.820 And so I'm sitting at the table with Coach, right? 48:10.820 --> 48:13.060 He was fucking crazy. 48:14.180 --> 48:18.140 And Coach Erskine is telling me about 48:19.300 --> 48:21.640 when he retired from baseball, 48:22.860 --> 48:25.780 he went home, and home was my hometown, 48:26.340 --> 48:27.180 Anderson, Indiana, 48:28.500 --> 48:31.180 and they gave him a job at a bank. 48:32.780 --> 48:36.040 They were like, hey, you're vice president of this bank now. 48:36.560 --> 48:39.340 And he's like, okay, I don't know anything about banking. 48:39.340 --> 48:41.160 They're like, you don't have to. 48:41.380 --> 48:43.960 You just have to call your baseball friends 48:43.960 --> 48:46.180 and convince them to put their money here. 48:47.400 --> 48:49.620 He's like, well, I don't know how I'm gonna do that, 48:49.700 --> 48:53.380 but all right, yeah, thanks for the job, whatever. 48:55.200 --> 48:58.260 And he shakes the phone tree a little bit. 48:58.460 --> 49:01.200 Hey, does anybody want to park their money in my bank? 49:01.720 --> 49:03.660 There was a guy who raised his hand. 49:04.220 --> 49:08.180 He said, yeah, I would love to put all of my money 49:08.180 --> 49:13.360 in your, nobody's ever heard of this town in the Midwest bank 49:13.360 --> 49:15.320 where nobody can fucking find it. 49:15.400 --> 49:20.040 And that man was Carl Erskine's mortal rival, Willie Mays. 49:20.820 --> 49:24.940 Willie Mays was going through a very nasty divorce 49:25.980 --> 49:31.180 and hid all of his money in Carl Erskine's 49:31.180 --> 49:34.400 nobody's ever gonna try to find it here bank. 49:34.800 --> 49:35.840 That's hilarious. 49:35.840 --> 49:40.780 That initial investment allowed the bank to go, 49:40.860 --> 49:42.980 oh, hey, we can give you a home loan. 49:45.180 --> 49:50.540 Oh, hey, no, we've got substantial funds backing us now. 49:50.920 --> 49:51.920 Yes, we can't. 49:52.060 --> 49:53.920 Oh, you want to open up a grocery store? 49:54.080 --> 49:56.440 Great, attract a repair shop. 49:56.620 --> 49:57.620 We need one of those. 49:57.820 --> 50:01.800 Here's some more of Willie Mays' money that we can dole out. 50:02.460 --> 50:04.460 If you don't pay it back, we'll break you, 50:04.460 --> 50:05.740 but, you know, yeah. 50:06.240 --> 50:12.320 And so in the, I guess, late 50s, early 60s, 50:12.400 --> 50:14.420 it was, and it wasn't just Willie Mays, 50:14.440 --> 50:17.300 but he was the guy that I got told the story about. 50:18.320 --> 50:21.560 It was baseball players hiding their money 50:21.560 --> 50:26.160 from their ex-wives through Carl Erskine's bank 50:26.160 --> 50:31.060 that allowed for a little bit of prosperity in the community, 50:31.060 --> 50:34.280 which, you know, is the true American dream. 50:35.280 --> 50:38.160 So Willie Mays related to Billy Mays? 50:39.960 --> 50:41.320 They don't think so. 50:42.440 --> 50:42.840 Okay. 50:44.800 --> 50:48.280 But yeah, yeah, the say, hey, kid said, hey, 50:48.340 --> 50:50.520 I think I'm going to hide my money 50:50.520 --> 50:52.260 from my ex-wife in your bank. 50:53.960 --> 50:54.820 That's beautiful. 50:55.660 --> 50:56.200 It is great. 50:57.820 --> 51:01.100 There's a lot of, there's a lot of Masonic oddities 51:01.100 --> 51:04.500 in the baseball, the baseball field. 51:04.920 --> 51:06.340 Was it Ruth and Aaron? 51:06.580 --> 51:07.740 Aren't they like twins or something, 51:07.780 --> 51:09.860 or like brothers or something like that in the Bible? 51:10.600 --> 51:15.280 Ruth is a descendant of Aaron. 51:16.460 --> 51:21.780 And in baseball, Aaron was a descendant of Ruth. 51:22.800 --> 51:25.980 Okay. So they were actually related even in real life. 51:26.560 --> 51:28.920 Well, it's unsubstantiated, 51:29.020 --> 51:31.080 but yeah, there's a rumor that they're cousins, 51:31.100 --> 51:34.060 because the whole rumor around Babe Ruth 51:34.060 --> 51:35.920 was that he was half-black. 51:36.620 --> 51:36.840 Yeah. 51:38.000 --> 51:42.720 And he was too light-skinned for the Negro leagues, 51:43.060 --> 51:46.380 but for a long time, too dark-skinned 51:46.380 --> 51:48.100 for Major League Baseball. 51:48.100 --> 51:51.120 And it was only when, 51:52.000 --> 51:54.560 I think the Red Sox picked him up first 51:54.560 --> 51:56.400 before he became a Yankee. 51:56.960 --> 51:59.660 Yup. That's why that's the curse of the Babe. 51:59.860 --> 52:01.360 Oh, the curse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 52:01.720 --> 52:02.220 Yeah, yeah. 52:02.640 --> 52:04.300 The Red Sox picked him up first, 52:04.400 --> 52:07.100 got rid of him because he was too dark to play for him. 52:07.520 --> 52:09.220 The Yankees picked him up, 52:10.620 --> 52:13.520 and there's the curse of the Bambino. 52:14.140 --> 52:14.560 Yup. 52:15.200 --> 52:17.340 But yeah, the rumor was Babe Ruth 52:17.340 --> 52:22.720 half-black and third or more cousin 52:22.720 --> 52:23.600 to Hank Aaron. 52:24.420 --> 52:25.480 Okay, okay. 52:25.800 --> 52:27.660 Yeah, because there's something I remember reading 52:27.660 --> 52:30.540 about how the pitchers, the accuser, 52:30.700 --> 52:33.280 and because Ruth was started off 52:33.280 --> 52:34.420 his career as a pitcher, 52:35.420 --> 52:37.800 he couldn't hold the home-run record 52:37.800 --> 52:41.060 because the accuser couldn't hold the home-run record, 52:41.100 --> 52:44.300 so eventually it had to be his brother Aaron, 52:44.300 --> 52:47.720 or I guess it would be his brother, 52:47.780 --> 52:49.300 technically, if they were both black, 52:49.520 --> 52:53.160 his brother Aaron, who took the home-run record. 52:54.120 --> 52:57.420 Yeah, I remember hearing a story 52:57.420 --> 53:03.500 about how Ty Cobb wouldn't pitch 53:03.500 --> 53:07.740 or hit from, wouldn't pitch to Babe Ruth 53:07.740 --> 53:11.520 and wouldn't swing a bat if Babe Ruth was pitching 53:11.520 --> 53:15.820 because Ty Cobb was that committed to the white race. 53:16.860 --> 53:17.640 No shit. 53:17.700 --> 53:21.280 I'm not going to let anyone who may be a darky 53:21.280 --> 53:24.640 pitch to me, and I'm not going to pitch to them. 53:26.560 --> 53:27.340 That's wild. 53:27.860 --> 53:28.400 Huh, yeah. 53:32.460 --> 53:33.200 Baseball, man. 53:33.680 --> 53:35.180 America's best time, right? 53:36.400 --> 53:37.620 History's up in it. 53:38.080 --> 53:38.640 Or it was. 53:38.640 --> 53:41.420 I quit watching in the 90s when they had that strike. 53:41.880 --> 53:45.640 And even back then, it was like... 53:46.160 --> 53:48.860 I remember, I looked and they were complaining, 53:49.360 --> 53:51.920 and minimum wage for baseball back then 53:51.920 --> 53:53.880 was $250,000 a year. 53:54.740 --> 53:58.080 And I thought I was doing pretty good 53:58.080 --> 54:01.740 making fucking like $1250, $13 an hour at the time. 54:02.620 --> 54:04.900 I was making like $500 a week, 54:05.720 --> 54:08.500 like $30,000 a year or something like that. 54:08.500 --> 54:14.060 And then I was like, I used to do all my chores 54:14.060 --> 54:15.620 that I had to get done for the day 54:15.620 --> 54:18.500 and then ride my bicycle five miles into town 54:18.500 --> 54:20.740 just to fucking practice to play baseball 54:20.740 --> 54:24.120 and then ride back and then get all my chores done 54:24.120 --> 54:25.240 for the night. 54:25.820 --> 54:28.880 And basically that's all I did the whole day 54:28.880 --> 54:31.480 just so I could fucking practice to play baseball. 54:31.900 --> 54:34.300 And you're getting paid a quarter of a million dollars 54:34.300 --> 54:36.000 on the nothing end. 54:36.000 --> 54:39.060 That wasn't counting guys like Don Manningly 54:39.060 --> 54:43.680 or Roger Clemens or any of those guys during that era. 54:44.000 --> 54:46.060 That was the nobody's. 54:46.120 --> 54:48.020 I'm like, what are you guys crying about? 54:48.220 --> 54:50.160 And I quit watching baseball. 54:50.760 --> 54:51.800 I was like, fuck that. 54:52.360 --> 54:53.780 That was all you could... 54:53.780 --> 54:55.280 If you were trying to play in college, 54:55.620 --> 54:57.040 like I played a little bit in college, 54:57.640 --> 54:59.720 you had to play all year round basically 54:59.720 --> 55:01.480 while you were in high school, 55:01.900 --> 55:03.500 while you were in middle school, high school. 55:03.500 --> 55:04.560 My whole life was baseball. 55:05.320 --> 55:08.160 I mean, I got played other sports in high school too, 55:08.200 --> 55:11.620 but it's like as soon as basketball was done 55:11.620 --> 55:13.240 right back to baseball. 55:13.760 --> 55:14.280 Yeah. 55:15.240 --> 55:17.580 Yeah, we get that. 55:17.720 --> 55:19.660 That's the official narrative, 55:19.820 --> 55:21.780 but there was a rumor back then 55:21.780 --> 55:23.800 is what Steve's referring to, 55:23.980 --> 55:24.700 like a conspiracy. 55:25.140 --> 55:26.920 And I did say unsubstantiated. 55:27.220 --> 55:29.240 Yeah, I did say unsubstantiated. 55:29.720 --> 55:31.220 Even if it's not true, 55:31.220 --> 55:33.880 it's like a Masonic lodge. 55:34.120 --> 55:35.940 I mean, we all also know 55:37.620 --> 55:40.280 that Richard Geer didn't put a gerbil in his butt, 55:40.340 --> 55:41.160 but we all heard it. 55:42.200 --> 55:44.060 And I don't think... 55:44.060 --> 55:45.560 Marilyn Manson's floating rib? 55:46.100 --> 55:47.080 Yeah, yeah. 55:48.240 --> 55:51.520 Which, you know, especially when you hear that as a teenager, 55:51.900 --> 55:52.260 you're like, 55:53.340 --> 55:55.860 that's commitment to sucking your own dick. 55:56.200 --> 55:57.620 It really is, man. 55:57.880 --> 55:58.660 It really is. 55:58.660 --> 55:59.460 It's commitment. 56:00.240 --> 56:03.420 No, and Ted Krasinski, 56:03.980 --> 56:06.380 I understand. 56:07.020 --> 56:07.240 I do. 56:07.540 --> 56:11.620 I had a couple of different, what, multiple sports, 56:11.820 --> 56:13.720 but like a couple of primary sports, 56:13.940 --> 56:16.120 where as soon as one season was over, 56:16.240 --> 56:17.160 the other one began, 56:17.360 --> 56:18.940 and what was supposed to be off-season 56:18.940 --> 56:21.080 never really existed. 56:21.980 --> 56:23.740 And you're just... 56:23.740 --> 56:25.280 you're kind of always 56:26.740 --> 56:27.900 in the zone. 56:28.280 --> 56:28.500 Yeah. 56:30.340 --> 56:30.700 Yeah. 56:32.620 --> 56:34.900 I think there's even that wild story 56:34.900 --> 56:37.080 about Doubleday inventing baseball, 56:37.280 --> 56:39.720 and he also shoots one of, like, the first bullets 56:39.720 --> 56:41.180 at one of the... 56:41.180 --> 56:41.920 Oh, yeah. 56:42.220 --> 56:44.600 I can't remember what the... 56:44.600 --> 56:47.440 what battle, which is obviously not... 56:47.440 --> 56:48.700 and it's just nonsense. 56:49.320 --> 56:49.660 Yeah. 56:52.240 --> 56:54.580 And yeah, baseball's fairly obviously 56:54.580 --> 56:55.500 Masonic. 56:55.940 --> 56:58.180 And yeah, I used to also... 56:58.180 --> 56:59.460 I played baseball in the summer, 56:59.740 --> 57:01.200 and I played football in the fall, 57:01.340 --> 57:04.340 and I basically exclusively played football 57:04.340 --> 57:06.040 just to get in shape for wrestling. 57:06.900 --> 57:08.500 Because even after baseball 57:08.500 --> 57:10.940 and football, wrestling was going to hurt. 57:12.260 --> 57:12.860 Like... 57:12.860 --> 57:14.880 People don't realize that wrestling 57:14.880 --> 57:16.780 is a whole different fucking thing. 57:18.080 --> 57:19.200 I wrestled 57:19.200 --> 57:20.700 in junior high, 57:20.760 --> 57:22.660 and then in high school 57:22.660 --> 57:23.700 it was 57:24.640 --> 57:26.580 football and soccer and hockey. 57:27.560 --> 57:28.340 And then I 57:28.340 --> 57:30.640 stopped playing football 57:30.640 --> 57:31.200 my 57:32.460 --> 57:34.380 junior year and switched 57:34.380 --> 57:36.680 to track, because it was 57:36.680 --> 57:38.480 a way easier off-season. 57:39.540 --> 57:40.300 And 57:40.300 --> 57:42.280 I got to do, like, 57:42.880 --> 57:44.240 twice my normal 57:44.240 --> 57:46.840 workout routine, because I was doing 57:46.840 --> 57:49.020 shot put and discus and shit like that. 57:49.340 --> 57:50.680 And so it was, like, 57:50.680 --> 57:53.400 way more focused on 57:53.400 --> 57:54.600 strength training 57:54.600 --> 57:55.840 than speed training. 57:56.140 --> 57:58.380 It was cool, because in soccer 57:58.380 --> 57:59.720 all you do is fucking run. 58:01.380 --> 58:03.660 In hockey, most of what you do 58:03.660 --> 58:05.020 is conditioning. 58:06.100 --> 58:07.840 Like, you do a lot of, you know, 58:08.320 --> 58:09.640 individual skill work 58:09.640 --> 58:11.400 and shit like that in position play. 58:11.760 --> 58:12.760 Hockey seems hard. 58:13.100 --> 58:14.240 Mostly, yes. 58:14.860 --> 58:16.340 You've got to be able to have gas 58:16.340 --> 58:17.080 in the tank 58:17.080 --> 58:19.220 for all of it. 58:19.360 --> 58:20.960 There are some of the really big 58:20.960 --> 58:22.800 name fucking players that are like 58:22.800 --> 58:24.920 the Iron Men, especially back in the 58:24.920 --> 58:25.960 day when we were younger. 58:26.300 --> 58:28.680 They would play fucking 50 minutes 58:28.680 --> 58:30.960 of just balls to the wall. 58:31.320 --> 58:31.660 Fucking. 58:33.320 --> 58:34.980 Like, I don't even know 58:34.980 --> 58:36.140 how that's 58:37.120 --> 58:39.160 like the abs, the abs had 58:39.160 --> 58:40.920 like six players that were all 58:40.920 --> 58:43.180 putting in like 50 fucking minutes on hockey. 58:43.360 --> 58:44.980 You're like, what the fuck? 58:46.540 --> 58:47.040 Yeah. 58:47.320 --> 58:48.980 And you're, you know, 58:49.220 --> 58:50.840 it's because 58:50.840 --> 58:53.180 you starting at the age of 58:53.180 --> 58:54.760 like 10 58:56.000 --> 58:57.200 started waking up 58:57.200 --> 58:58.420 at four o'clock in the morning 58:58.790 --> 59:01.000 and diving into the bottom of a pool 59:01.000 --> 59:03.220 to pull a 20 pound weight off 59:03.220 --> 59:04.940 of it and swim back to the top 59:04.940 --> 59:06.020 with it over your head 59:06.020 --> 59:08.080 and throw it over the side of the pool 59:08.080 --> 59:09.900 and then you went right back down. 59:10.760 --> 59:12.640 And so that's why they could do that shit 59:12.640 --> 59:14.320 because they try to kill you 59:14.320 --> 59:16.580 from the time that you're a very young 59:16.580 --> 59:16.840 man. 59:17.560 --> 59:19.720 I feel like the skating would be the hardest 59:19.720 --> 59:20.520 in my opinion. 59:21.560 --> 59:23.060 Having the gas tank, 59:23.240 --> 59:25.840 having the gas tank to be able to skate 59:25.840 --> 59:27.560 is way more important 59:28.420 --> 59:28.720 than 59:30.260 --> 59:32.260 functionally standing up on skates. 59:32.920 --> 59:34.140 Anybody could do that. 59:34.540 --> 59:36.460 And it's not like figure skates. 59:36.860 --> 59:38.540 Figure skates are like razors. 59:38.860 --> 59:40.740 Ice hockey skates are like this fucking 59:40.740 --> 59:41.060 one. 59:42.100 --> 59:44.720 They're pretty easy to stand up on 59:44.720 --> 59:45.880 and maneuver around on. 59:46.060 --> 59:48.840 You can walk around off the ice 59:48.840 --> 59:50.740 on them because they're very thick. 59:50.900 --> 59:51.980 It's not like a figure skating. 59:52.240 --> 59:54.560 One of the first things they teach you to do 59:54.560 --> 59:56.680 on skates is to learn how 59:56.680 --> 59:57.600 to skate backwards. 59:58.740 --> 01:00:00.740 I remember learning how 01:00:00.740 --> 01:00:02.480 to skate backwards and turn 01:00:02.480 --> 01:00:04.340 backwards before 01:00:04.340 --> 01:00:05.880 being taught how to 01:00:06.560 --> 01:00:08.120 skate and turn forwards. 01:00:09.560 --> 01:00:10.260 And 01:00:10.260 --> 01:00:11.300 it's just 01:00:12.050 --> 01:00:14.120 getting your body used to the movement 01:00:14.120 --> 01:00:15.760 and then after that 01:00:15.760 --> 01:00:17.640 it's muscle memory 01:00:17.640 --> 01:00:20.340 and conditioning becomes like the primary 01:00:20.340 --> 01:00:21.920 thing that you need to work on. 01:00:23.260 --> 01:00:23.960 Yeah. 01:00:24.560 --> 01:00:25.160 That makes sense. 01:00:25.320 --> 01:00:25.860 That makes sense. 01:00:27.320 --> 01:00:29.280 And you watch hockey for 01:00:29.280 --> 01:00:32.040 for very long durations 01:00:32.040 --> 01:00:34.300 those guys are just zipping back and forth 01:00:34.300 --> 01:00:36.160 as fast as you can fucking go. 01:00:36.700 --> 01:00:38.140 Like and smashing 01:00:38.140 --> 01:00:39.660 into each other all the time. 01:00:39.940 --> 01:00:42.100 Like that is a hardcore sport. 01:00:42.760 --> 01:00:44.540 We didn't have a hockey team 01:00:44.540 --> 01:00:45.960 and that's why I didn't play hockey. 01:00:48.640 --> 01:00:50.640 You have to have the ice rink. 01:00:51.300 --> 01:00:51.520 Yeah. 01:00:51.700 --> 01:00:53.280 That's an expensive thing for certain towns. 01:00:54.820 --> 01:00:56.080 We didn't even have 01:00:57.120 --> 01:00:58.440 where I'm from 01:00:58.440 --> 01:01:01.140 the town can either afford a basketball team 01:01:01.140 --> 01:01:02.660 or it can afford a wrestling team. 01:01:02.840 --> 01:01:03.820 Those are the two options. 01:01:04.360 --> 01:01:05.660 And so some towns 01:01:05.660 --> 01:01:06.860 put their money in wrestling. 01:01:07.180 --> 01:01:09.760 Sometimes towns put their money in the basketball. 01:01:10.160 --> 01:01:11.980 I was in a town that put the money 01:01:11.980 --> 01:01:13.760 in the basketball and I was a wrestler. 01:01:14.460 --> 01:01:15.380 So fucking 01:01:15.380 --> 01:01:17.800 like we didn't even have a wrestling room 01:01:17.800 --> 01:01:19.900 or anything that the stage 01:01:19.900 --> 01:01:21.700 the bat where the basketball 01:01:21.700 --> 01:01:23.120 players had the whole gym. 01:01:23.440 --> 01:01:25.560 We were we wrestled on the stage 01:01:25.560 --> 01:01:27.840 above the gym. And so like if one 01:01:27.840 --> 01:01:29.880 of us got rolling too hard you got thrown 01:01:29.880 --> 01:01:32.140 through the curtains and out into the basketball court. 01:01:32.140 --> 01:01:32.660 It was horrible. 01:01:36.080 --> 01:01:37.820 What was the drop on that 01:01:37.820 --> 01:01:39.640 from the stage to the basketball? 01:01:39.900 --> 01:01:40.900 Like at least five feet. 01:01:41.440 --> 01:01:41.640 Yeah. 01:01:44.320 --> 01:01:46.080 And they had all 01:01:46.080 --> 01:01:47.760 the chairs would go under the stage 01:01:47.760 --> 01:01:48.820 to have the pull out. 01:01:49.580 --> 01:01:52.000 The rollers to hide everything 01:01:52.000 --> 01:01:52.900 under the stage. 01:01:58.960 --> 01:02:00.000 Number 42 01:02:00.000 --> 01:02:01.160 Jackie Robinson. 01:02:02.160 --> 01:02:04.060 Have they made the definitive Jackie 01:02:04.060 --> 01:02:05.180 Robinson movie yet? 01:02:06.460 --> 01:02:07.500 42 right? 01:02:09.320 --> 01:02:11.000 I think that was the name of the movie I mean. 01:02:11.840 --> 01:02:13.800 Yeah. I think there's been a few movies 01:02:13.800 --> 01:02:14.820 about Jackie Robinson. 01:02:21.900 --> 01:02:24.860 No Kirby Puckett. 01:02:24.880 --> 01:02:26.120 It needed to do the Minnesota 01:02:26.120 --> 01:02:27.180 Twins World Series. 01:02:28.220 --> 01:02:30.160 Well he was a legend in Minnesota 01:02:30.160 --> 01:02:30.680 but 01:02:31.740 --> 01:02:33.720 outside of Minnesota I don't 01:02:33.720 --> 01:02:34.040 know 01:02:34.900 --> 01:02:37.040 obviously any team would have loved to have had him 01:02:37.040 --> 01:02:38.360 but it's not like he had the 01:02:38.360 --> 01:02:39.240 real 01:02:41.240 --> 01:02:42.880 draw everywhere else. 01:02:45.540 --> 01:02:48.000 And Ken Griffey Jr. hasn't even gotten a movie 01:02:48.000 --> 01:02:48.640 so I mean. 01:02:49.140 --> 01:02:49.880 Oh well. 01:02:51.080 --> 01:02:52.840 He got a video game named after him. 01:02:52.840 --> 01:02:54.500 He had the best damn video game 01:02:54.500 --> 01:02:56.080 for baseball ever. 01:02:57.040 --> 01:02:59.140 I was very upset that they never made another one. 01:02:59.360 --> 01:03:00.860 I stopped playing video games after that. 01:03:01.740 --> 01:03:02.380 Yeah. 01:03:04.580 --> 01:03:06.740 I stopped playing video games 01:03:06.740 --> 01:03:07.880 really 01:03:08.740 --> 01:03:09.460 in like 01:03:10.500 --> 01:03:11.760 junior high. 01:03:12.180 --> 01:03:13.940 Yeah I was even before then. 01:03:14.220 --> 01:03:14.560 Yeah. 01:03:15.040 --> 01:03:18.780 I didn't get to stick my finger 01:03:18.780 --> 01:03:21.340 inside a female until I was in seventh grade. 01:03:21.640 --> 01:03:22.900 And that's about the moment 01:03:22.900 --> 01:03:24.520 that I was like video games suck. 01:03:25.380 --> 01:03:25.760 Yeah. 01:03:26.460 --> 01:03:27.580 Those are lame. 01:03:27.580 --> 01:03:28.540 Yeah. 01:03:28.600 --> 01:03:30.920 Nintendo 64 is the last 01:03:30.920 --> 01:03:33.180 serious thing I did with video games. 01:03:33.300 --> 01:03:34.920 For a very brief period 01:03:34.920 --> 01:03:36.200 when I attended college 01:03:36.200 --> 01:03:38.340 I played some 01:03:38.340 --> 01:03:41.060 like the first couple of Grand Theft 01:03:41.520 --> 01:03:41.860 autos 01:03:41.860 --> 01:03:42.840 FIFA. 01:03:44.080 --> 01:03:46.180 I used to rock motherfuckers in FIFA 01:03:47.580 --> 01:03:48.540 on like 01:03:48.540 --> 01:03:50.640 the original PlayStation 2 01:03:50.640 --> 01:03:52.780 that was like the end of it. 01:03:57.880 --> 01:03:59.780 Yeah it's a long winter in Minnesota. 01:03:59.780 --> 01:04:00.260 There was 01:04:00.260 --> 01:04:01.260 Nintendo. 01:04:02.200 --> 01:04:04.280 There was one called Tecmo Bowl. 01:04:04.900 --> 01:04:05.300 Oh yeah. 01:04:05.740 --> 01:04:06.360 Great fun. 01:04:06.460 --> 01:04:06.660 I remember 01:04:06.660 --> 01:04:13.560 I was a fucking kid 01:04:13.560 --> 01:04:15.700 dude I couldn't have been more than like 11 or 12 01:04:15.700 --> 01:04:16.940 we were up in Wisconsin 01:04:17.660 --> 01:04:18.800 visiting my cousin 01:04:19.580 --> 01:04:20.620 and it was 01:04:20.620 --> 01:04:23.080 the Nintendo baseball game 01:04:24.120 --> 01:04:25.520 and I kept kicking 01:04:25.520 --> 01:04:26.280 his ass 01:04:26.280 --> 01:04:28.560 and he kept accusing me 01:04:28.560 --> 01:04:29.040 of cheating 01:04:29.040 --> 01:04:30.540 and I'm like 01:04:30.540 --> 01:04:32.960 play with my controller. 01:04:34.400 --> 01:04:35.640 Like whatever 01:04:35.640 --> 01:04:37.140 you're just bad at this. 01:04:37.340 --> 01:04:39.400 Understand that you suck at this 01:04:39.400 --> 01:04:41.240 and I am better than you 01:04:41.240 --> 01:04:42.720 at this game. 01:04:43.580 --> 01:04:46.000 Internalize it you're not good at this 01:04:46.000 --> 01:04:47.640 and he couldn't take it 01:04:48.280 --> 01:04:49.660 and so I'm 01:04:49.660 --> 01:04:52.240 12 and like my 9 year old little cousin 01:04:52.240 --> 01:04:53.600 is trying to fight me 01:04:54.340 --> 01:04:55.380 over Nintendo 01:04:56.220 --> 01:04:57.100 and so 01:04:57.100 --> 01:04:59.180 now I've got like a Nintendo 01:04:59.180 --> 01:05:00.860 cord wrapped around his neck 01:05:00.860 --> 01:05:02.820 and I'm beating him over the head with the controller 01:05:02.820 --> 01:05:04.860 and so now we're all in trouble. 01:05:06.220 --> 01:05:09.240 and all that had to happen was 01:05:09.240 --> 01:05:11.480 you to just take your fucking licks 01:05:11.480 --> 01:05:11.920 kid 01:05:12.740 --> 01:05:14.920 but you couldn't because it was your game 01:05:15.580 --> 01:05:18.020 right so you thought that you were the only person that 01:05:18.020 --> 01:05:19.400 yeah good times 01:05:19.400 --> 01:05:20.160 good times. 01:05:20.160 --> 01:05:21.980 And that's why they went to wireless controllers. 01:05:22.360 --> 01:05:23.120 I guess 01:05:24.040 --> 01:05:26.960 then people just chucked the remote at you 01:05:26.960 --> 01:05:28.440 and my brother probably 01:05:28.440 --> 01:05:30.280 did that a few times chucked the 01:05:30.280 --> 01:05:31.360 wireless remote at each other. 01:05:31.540 --> 01:05:32.320 Oh yeah 01:05:35.720 --> 01:05:38.020 it's not it's not Nintendo until 01:05:38.020 --> 01:05:39.040 there's a rage quit 01:05:39.040 --> 01:05:42.480 being thrown feelings are hurt 01:05:44.060 --> 01:05:46.280 you're uninvited from asleep over 01:05:46.280 --> 01:05:46.600 now 01:05:48.060 --> 01:05:49.900 my brother got so mad at me 01:05:49.900 --> 01:05:51.260 he hit me upside the head 01:05:51.260 --> 01:05:52.720 with a fucking dog bone 01:05:52.720 --> 01:05:54.520 in a sock like prison style 01:05:55.680 --> 01:05:56.620 because I took 01:05:56.620 --> 01:05:57.260 and I fucking 01:05:58.720 --> 01:06:00.260 we were having a duck hunt 01:06:00.260 --> 01:06:02.860 shoot off and I stuffed toilet paper 01:06:02.860 --> 01:06:04.680 in the gun and when it was 01:06:04.680 --> 01:06:06.420 his turn I stuffed toilet paper 01:06:06.420 --> 01:06:08.700 in the front of the gun so he missed all the duck 01:06:10.640 --> 01:06:12.760 light gun yeah the light doesn't hit 01:06:13.880 --> 01:06:15.080 that's a good trick 01:06:16.600 --> 01:06:18.080 it was so fucking mad 01:06:28.090 --> 01:06:28.610 coach 01:06:28.610 --> 01:06:30.390 co-op as soon as we got four 01:06:30.390 --> 01:06:32.770 controllers we could play Mario Party with the family 01:06:32.770 --> 01:06:33.990 but we had a family of five 01:06:34.530 --> 01:06:36.550 so it'd be one person sitting out 01:06:41.070 --> 01:06:42.610 yeah it was just me and my brother 01:06:42.610 --> 01:06:44.050 and back then it was you got 01:06:44.050 --> 01:06:46.010 duck hunt and uh 01:06:46.390 --> 01:06:47.530 Super Mario Brothers 01:06:47.530 --> 01:06:50.510 and Nintendo was like 01:06:50.510 --> 01:06:52.590 fucking all of our years 01:06:52.590 --> 01:06:54.130 presents put together 01:06:54.130 --> 01:06:55.890 like my birthday and Christmas 01:06:55.890 --> 01:06:57.090 and Easter and 01:06:57.790 --> 01:06:58.830 and fucking 01:07:03.610 --> 01:07:06.430 you name it 01:07:06.430 --> 01:07:08.030 it was all smushed together 01:07:08.030 --> 01:07:10.490 and it was my brother and I both and it was a Nintendo 01:07:11.510 --> 01:07:12.410 did you rent 01:07:12.410 --> 01:07:14.190 video games to try them out first 01:07:14.890 --> 01:07:15.890 no I lived 01:07:15.890 --> 01:07:18.470 at that point in time when we got it 01:07:18.470 --> 01:07:20.150 I was living in Longmont Colorado 01:07:21.150 --> 01:07:21.750 and 01:07:21.750 --> 01:07:23.230 I was actually making money 01:07:24.070 --> 01:07:25.230 and I was selling 01:07:25.230 --> 01:07:28.410 newspaper subscriptions for the bolder daily camera 01:07:28.410 --> 01:07:30.330 and I made quite a bit of money doing that 01:07:30.950 --> 01:07:31.550 and 01:07:31.550 --> 01:07:33.850 I see Steve Nodness over there 01:07:33.850 --> 01:07:34.990 and 01:07:36.850 --> 01:07:37.450 my 01:07:38.330 --> 01:07:40.310 there was a pawn shop that had 01:07:40.310 --> 01:07:42.210 used video games in it so 01:07:42.210 --> 01:07:44.130 I just go in there 01:07:44.130 --> 01:07:46.290 and buy fucking used video games out of the 01:07:46.290 --> 01:07:46.910 pawn shop 01:07:51.360 --> 01:07:53.280 and Metallica fucking 01:07:53.280 --> 01:07:54.240 tapes 01:07:59.760 --> 01:08:01.860 there was a furniture store 01:08:01.860 --> 01:08:03.180 that would sell cartridges 01:08:04.380 --> 01:08:05.660 they weren't really a used 01:08:05.660 --> 01:08:07.720 video game place they weren't going to compete with 01:08:07.720 --> 01:08:09.020 Funko land but they 01:08:09.590 --> 01:08:11.400 they had a display and there was 01:08:11.400 --> 01:08:13.520 under the display they had the used cartridges 01:08:14.120 --> 01:08:15.400 from all the systems 01:08:18.680 --> 01:08:19.540 yeah that's just 01:08:19.540 --> 01:08:20.760 a plain old pawn shop 01:08:23.260 --> 01:08:23.920 but 01:08:23.920 --> 01:08:24.080 I 01:08:25.260 --> 01:08:27.220 I had my own money so 01:08:27.220 --> 01:08:28.280 whatever 01:08:28.280 --> 01:08:29.060 you know 01:08:30.060 --> 01:08:32.080 I made a lot selling newspaper 01:08:32.710 --> 01:08:33.980 subscriptions back then 01:08:34.690 --> 01:08:36.820 I'd go to Colorado University and sell 01:08:36.820 --> 01:08:37.460 subscriptions 01:08:38.340 --> 01:08:40.880 and for like the first 50 of them I only 01:08:40.880 --> 01:08:42.620 made 250 a subscription 01:08:43.300 --> 01:08:44.600 but after I sold 01:08:44.600 --> 01:08:45.080 50 01:08:46.000 --> 01:08:48.420 then I would get I think 350 01:08:48.420 --> 01:08:49.480 of subscription 01:08:50.340 --> 01:08:52.440 and then at the next 50 01:08:52.440 --> 01:08:54.020 it was for it was 450 01:08:54.020 --> 01:08:56.260 subscription it topped out at $5 01:08:57.640 --> 01:08:58.200 and 01:08:58.200 --> 01:09:00.340 there was some days I was selling 01:09:00.340 --> 01:09:02.140 like 40 subscriptions in a day 01:09:02.140 --> 01:09:09.560 I remember during 01:09:10.180 --> 01:09:12.100 college sign up week at C 01:09:12.100 --> 01:09:14.060 one week my check my 01:09:14.060 --> 01:09:15.840 check was so fucking big my fucking 01:09:16.740 --> 01:09:18.200 stepdad he's like you want to trade 01:09:18.200 --> 01:09:19.900 checks like no 01:09:20.660 --> 01:09:21.720 it was hard 01:09:21.720 --> 01:09:21.900 it 01:09:25.180 --> 01:09:27.540 you maintain that subscriber list when they 01:09:27.540 --> 01:09:28.340 needed to re-up 01:09:29.900 --> 01:09:36.590 see after a while we stopped 01:09:36.590 --> 01:09:38.470 when we stopped playing games pretty 01:09:38.470 --> 01:09:39.670 early we started playing 01:09:41.030 --> 01:09:42.070 organized backyard 01:09:42.070 --> 01:09:43.990 baseball and organized 01:09:43.990 --> 01:09:46.070 we had another league called hellpot 01:09:46.070 --> 01:09:47.770 which actually made a newspaper 01:09:48.890 --> 01:09:50.490 local newspaper article 01:09:50.490 --> 01:09:52.390 was written up about it which if you 01:09:52.390 --> 01:09:54.130 look it up now you probably still can find 01:09:54.130 --> 01:09:56.210 my picture and it was like there's a little 01:09:56.210 --> 01:09:57.850 child playing 01:09:58.690 --> 01:10:00.170 at hellpot we used to use 01:10:00.170 --> 01:10:01.910 a wooden bat that was like this big 01:10:01.910 --> 01:10:04.030 and tennis balls and you just 01:10:04.030 --> 01:10:06.250 whip the tennis balls from about 30 feet away 01:10:06.250 --> 01:10:07.630 as hard as you could but it was a 01:10:07.630 --> 01:10:10.310 fully enclosed tennis court with no nets 01:10:10.310 --> 01:10:11.530 it's a shorter bat 01:10:12.130 --> 01:10:13.990 yeah with a shorter bat and then backyard 01:10:13.990 --> 01:10:15.970 baseball was at my house and we had 01:10:15.970 --> 01:10:18.030 like a bigger backyard with an actual 01:10:18.030 --> 01:10:19.850 fence with a corked wiffle ball bat 01:10:20.990 --> 01:10:21.570 tennis ball 01:10:21.570 --> 01:10:23.670 we did cork ball 01:10:24.490 --> 01:10:25.570 which the baseball 01:10:25.570 --> 01:10:26.870 was like this fucking big 01:10:26.870 --> 01:10:30.250 and then the bat is like this big 01:10:30.250 --> 01:10:30.610 also 01:10:31.270 --> 01:10:32.750 smaller than a pickle ball 01:10:34.170 --> 01:10:35.810 for like pickup games 01:10:35.810 --> 01:10:37.430 and shit like that we'd take the 01:10:37.430 --> 01:10:39.590 super thin wiffle ball bat 01:10:39.590 --> 01:10:41.850 the yellow one not the red one 01:10:41.850 --> 01:10:43.050 that's what we corked 01:10:43.570 --> 01:10:45.710 and yeah we corked that and then we'd 01:10:45.710 --> 01:10:46.690 use a racket ball 01:10:47.950 --> 01:10:49.710 yeah that would suck to hit 01:10:49.710 --> 01:10:50.610 with a racket ball 01:10:50.610 --> 01:10:53.050 it was so bad dude 01:10:53.050 --> 01:10:55.330 I had 01:10:56.750 --> 01:10:57.550 every 01:10:57.550 --> 01:10:59.290 color in existence 01:10:59.290 --> 01:11:02.450 in a bruise that was like 01:11:02.450 --> 01:11:04.070 neon purple 01:11:04.070 --> 01:11:06.190 around the outside at the middle 01:11:06.190 --> 01:11:07.730 and then it just went 01:11:07.730 --> 01:11:09.970 through various shades of like 01:11:09.970 --> 01:11:11.830 blue to yellow right on my 01:11:11.830 --> 01:11:13.470 hip I got drilled 01:11:13.470 --> 01:11:15.870 Kyle Robinson that fucking 01:11:15.870 --> 01:11:16.790 son of a bitch 01:11:19.290 --> 01:11:20.410 this kid 01:11:20.410 --> 01:11:21.490 I mean 01:11:21.490 --> 01:11:23.030 nailed me dude 01:11:23.030 --> 01:11:24.870 and I went down like you punch 01:11:24.870 --> 01:11:25.550 me in the face 01:11:26.850 --> 01:11:28.810 I went down quick 01:11:29.670 --> 01:11:30.950 getting drilled with the 01:11:30.950 --> 01:11:32.770 freaking racket ball dude that was 01:11:32.770 --> 01:11:34.790 mean I don't know why we did that to each other 01:11:36.050 --> 01:11:37.170 because we could 01:11:38.190 --> 01:11:38.750 yeah 01:11:40.370 --> 01:11:41.650 there weren't lawsuits 01:11:42.530 --> 01:11:43.910 right this was 01:11:43.910 --> 01:11:45.470 before parents got litigious 01:11:45.470 --> 01:11:46.710 that's true 01:11:47.990 --> 01:11:49.070 dude and 01:11:49.070 --> 01:11:51.470 like pain was not 01:11:51.470 --> 01:11:53.550 really a deciding factor on doing 01:11:53.550 --> 01:11:55.150 something or not doing it 01:11:55.150 --> 01:11:56.750 like that's gonna hurt 01:11:57.470 --> 01:11:59.750 yeah always for a second 01:12:01.310 --> 01:12:01.950 hey 01:12:03.070 --> 01:12:03.710 yeah 01:12:05.010 --> 01:12:06.750 everyone was so amped up 01:12:07.310 --> 01:12:09.630 just for the they took it so serious 01:12:09.630 --> 01:12:10.550 like it was 01:12:11.370 --> 01:12:12.610 no one cared about getting hurt 01:12:12.610 --> 01:12:14.450 they want to win 01:12:14.450 --> 01:12:16.630 no reason there's no 01:12:17.850 --> 01:12:19.090 we got nothing 01:12:23.070 --> 01:12:24.190 that's strange 01:12:24.190 --> 01:12:26.610 I got some statistics here saying that 01:12:26.610 --> 01:12:28.390 84% of 11 year olds 01:12:28.390 --> 01:12:30.770 aren't allowed to leave their street 01:12:30.770 --> 01:12:32.590 53% 01:12:32.590 --> 01:12:34.010 can't leave their front yard 01:12:34.810 --> 01:12:36.850 92% of 14 year olds 01:12:36.850 --> 01:12:38.170 can't leave their neighborhood 01:12:40.530 --> 01:12:41.450 kids are just 01:12:41.450 --> 01:12:42.850 kids are just staying 01:12:42.850 --> 01:12:45.050 kids longer and longer because of this 01:12:45.050 --> 01:12:46.530 it's very interesting 01:12:46.530 --> 01:12:47.390 yeah 01:12:50.490 --> 01:12:52.030 like I'm from the latchkey 01:12:52.030 --> 01:12:52.550 generation 01:12:53.870 --> 01:12:56.430 like my parents were like 01:12:56.430 --> 01:12:58.370 yeah there's food in the house 01:12:58.370 --> 01:12:59.470 what the fuck you want 01:13:02.310 --> 01:13:04.070 and if they were in the house they're like 01:13:04.070 --> 01:13:04.890 you should leave 01:13:05.950 --> 01:13:07.310 go somewhere else 01:13:08.570 --> 01:13:10.170 go to the park in the neighborhood 01:13:10.910 --> 01:13:11.970 meet some friends 01:13:11.970 --> 01:13:13.150 hang out 01:13:14.770 --> 01:13:15.610 steve's on mute 01:13:17.270 --> 01:13:18.550 you're on mute steve 01:13:18.550 --> 01:13:19.890 we got him 01:13:19.890 --> 01:13:22.050 is my mic still working too by the way 01:13:22.050 --> 01:13:24.590 the TV says we don't have to care 01:13:24.590 --> 01:13:26.190 where you are until 10pm 01:13:26.770 --> 01:13:27.250 yep 01:13:27.850 --> 01:13:30.430 so we're not checking until 01:13:30.430 --> 01:13:32.410 the TV says do you know 01:13:32.410 --> 01:13:34.190 where your kids are 01:13:34.890 --> 01:13:36.330 and then we're gonna be like 01:13:36.330 --> 01:13:38.110 oh shit good question steve 01:13:38.730 --> 01:13:39.270 hey 01:13:40.370 --> 01:13:42.810 and if you don't shout back you're in trouble 01:13:43.370 --> 01:13:43.910 yeah 01:13:44.410 --> 01:13:46.050 and also if you show up 01:13:46.050 --> 01:13:48.470 too soon before that time 01:13:48.470 --> 01:13:50.510 you're in trouble extra trouble 01:13:50.510 --> 01:13:52.330 what the fuck are you doing here early 01:13:52.330 --> 01:13:53.210 yeah 01:13:54.110 --> 01:13:56.510 there's a five minute window where you should 01:13:56.510 --> 01:13:57.770 be arriving in 01:13:58.470 --> 01:14:00.470 and in that five minute window 01:14:00.470 --> 01:14:01.930 we're gonna tell you we love you 01:14:02.470 --> 01:14:04.390 we don't want to hear about whatever you were doing 01:14:04.390 --> 01:14:05.810 brush your teeth and go to bed 01:14:06.430 --> 01:14:08.530 right right but if you're five minutes early 01:14:08.530 --> 01:14:10.370 you're five minutes late boy is there 01:14:10.370 --> 01:14:11.210 gonna be hell to pay 01:14:14.190 --> 01:14:16.570 but yeah as long as you showed up 01:14:16.570 --> 01:14:17.650 at like 10.03 01:14:18.690 --> 01:14:20.450 right the celebrities came 01:14:20.450 --> 01:14:22.830 on do you know where your children are 01:14:22.830 --> 01:14:24.270 if you managed 01:14:24.270 --> 01:14:26.050 to sneak back into the house 01:14:26.050 --> 01:14:27.650 and be into your bed at 10 01:14:28.210 --> 01:14:29.830 you you were kind of good 01:14:29.830 --> 01:14:30.690 you were in the clear 01:14:35.390 --> 01:14:38.010 walk around and locate all the streetlights 01:14:38.010 --> 01:14:38.670 and 01:14:39.350 --> 01:14:41.770 see that there are still some of the 01:14:41.770 --> 01:14:43.910 original style of the halogen 01:14:43.910 --> 01:14:45.690 bulbs lights that aren't the leds 01:14:46.350 --> 01:14:47.470 in some neighborhoods 01:14:48.290 --> 01:14:49.450 and I think it was 01:14:49.450 --> 01:14:51.750 maybe a night or two before the solstice 01:14:51.750 --> 01:14:53.590 so you know the longest day 01:14:53.590 --> 01:14:55.170 with the most sunlight 01:14:55.170 --> 01:14:57.350 and watching that streetlight 01:14:57.350 --> 01:14:58.750 come on before the sun headset 01:14:59.470 --> 01:15:01.010 and all the leds have 01:15:01.010 --> 01:15:03.290 certain timers so they all come on at the same time 01:15:03.910 --> 01:15:05.190 but there are certain streetlights 01:15:06.290 --> 01:15:08.090 that would turn on at a different time 01:15:08.090 --> 01:15:09.470 so you kind of time them and say well 01:15:09.470 --> 01:15:11.170 that streetlight hadn't turned on yet 01:15:11.170 --> 01:15:13.250 so you'd have sort of this window before 01:15:13.250 --> 01:15:15.250 all of the streetlights turned on 01:15:15.710 --> 01:15:17.170 that you need to be home by 01:15:17.730 --> 01:15:19.350 and you've got to measure time that one 01:15:20.710 --> 01:15:22.330 I see that's a good scam 01:15:23.510 --> 01:15:25.990 you could get more minutes 01:15:25.990 --> 01:15:27.030 in your setup 01:15:27.030 --> 01:15:28.050 or play that way 01:15:28.050 --> 01:15:29.750 you could run home 01:15:30.030 --> 01:15:31.290 at the very last minute 01:15:31.290 --> 01:15:33.190 and ride your bike quick 01:15:34.150 --> 01:15:36.070 and you'd be still technically 01:15:36.070 --> 01:15:36.810 safe 01:15:39.310 --> 01:15:40.690 because those games 01:15:40.690 --> 01:15:42.230 of hide and seek would 01:15:42.230 --> 01:15:43.630 go on real late 01:15:44.330 --> 01:15:44.850 manhunt 01:15:44.850 --> 01:15:47.570 goes to the graveyard 01:15:48.170 --> 01:15:50.150 that's what we call a manhunt 01:15:50.150 --> 01:15:52.290 we could play in the backyard of flashlights 01:15:52.290 --> 01:15:53.530 after the sun headset 01:15:54.010 --> 01:15:56.390 we play ghost in the graveyard mostly 01:15:57.830 --> 01:15:59.350 is it like same thing? 01:15:59.510 --> 01:16:00.230 ghost in the graveyard 01:16:01.730 --> 01:16:03.030 except for you're a ghost 01:16:06.930 --> 01:16:07.870 in the graveyard 01:16:07.870 --> 01:16:09.090 so how do you play? 01:16:11.490 --> 01:16:12.810 well you go and hide 01:16:14.430 --> 01:16:15.150 and then 01:16:15.930 --> 01:16:17.250 if they find you 01:16:17.250 --> 01:16:19.470 then you have to try and tag them 01:16:19.470 --> 01:16:21.510 before they get back to the base 01:16:21.510 --> 01:16:22.510 yeah 01:16:24.030 --> 01:16:25.170 that's similar 01:16:25.170 --> 01:16:25.870 yeah 01:16:26.810 --> 01:16:29.270 they usually involve tackling 01:16:29.270 --> 01:16:31.930 one of your friends over the headstone 01:16:31.930 --> 01:16:33.110 yeah 01:16:35.130 --> 01:16:35.540 yeah 01:16:35.950 --> 01:16:36.090 yeah 01:16:37.410 --> 01:16:38.810 those are the days 01:16:40.270 --> 01:16:41.730 general destruction 01:16:41.730 --> 01:16:43.530 general destruction 01:16:43.530 --> 01:16:44.830 God 01:16:44.830 --> 01:16:46.110 and that's what gets me wise 01:16:46.930 --> 01:16:48.870 especially like on the debate panels 01:16:48.870 --> 01:16:49.850 people are like 01:16:49.850 --> 01:16:51.950 can you believe what these kids do? 01:16:52.410 --> 01:16:54.810 like do you remember being a kid? 01:16:55.590 --> 01:16:55.930 right 01:16:56.890 --> 01:16:58.170 like don't get me wrong 01:16:58.170 --> 01:16:59.910 I'm not saying don't nerf it 01:16:59.910 --> 01:17:01.970 and try and stop them 01:17:01.970 --> 01:17:04.790 but also don't act like they're the first kids 01:17:04.790 --> 01:17:06.070 to act like little fools 01:17:07.810 --> 01:17:11.710 I feel like there are kids that don't do much of anything nowadays though 01:17:15.310 --> 01:17:17.430 like dude 90% of what I did 01:17:17.430 --> 01:17:19.390 from fucking like 13 to 19 01:17:19.390 --> 01:17:20.190 was illegal 01:17:20.190 --> 01:17:24.570 in some way 01:17:25.830 --> 01:17:27.370 like if I was a parent 01:17:27.370 --> 01:17:28.410 I'd be happy that 01:17:28.410 --> 01:17:30.490 if my kids were out playing 01:17:31.150 --> 01:17:33.030 like manhunt or hide and seek 01:17:33.030 --> 01:17:34.150 in the middle of the night 01:17:34.890 --> 01:17:36.230 I feel like no one 01:17:36.810 --> 01:17:39.030 kids I know do anything like that anymore 01:17:39.030 --> 01:17:41.030 that's how you learn about city ordinances 01:17:43.230 --> 01:17:44.430 by discovering 01:17:44.430 --> 01:17:44.930 yeah 01:17:47.730 --> 01:17:50.090 and urination slash defecation 01:17:50.090 --> 01:17:51.050 and public tickets 01:17:51.690 --> 01:17:52.290 oh 01:17:54.070 --> 01:17:55.270 which will 01:17:55.270 --> 01:17:57.430 by the way give people 01:17:57.430 --> 01:17:59.290 on a sex offender list 01:17:59.290 --> 01:18:02.170 yeah that was when I was a kid 01:18:02.170 --> 01:18:03.970 when I was young that was not a thing 01:18:03.970 --> 01:18:05.890 yeah now it is 01:18:05.890 --> 01:18:08.010 now if you get arrested for peeing in public 01:18:08.010 --> 01:18:09.950 they'll give you an 01:18:09.950 --> 01:18:12.230 indecent exposure charge 01:18:12.230 --> 01:18:13.710 and sex offender 01:18:13.710 --> 01:18:14.390 list you 01:18:14.390 --> 01:18:18.130 I remember when I was young 01:18:18.130 --> 01:18:20.050 fucking you'd regularly see 01:18:20.050 --> 01:18:22.110 dads pulled off to the side of the highway 01:18:22.110 --> 01:18:23.850 and they'd have a son 01:18:23.850 --> 01:18:25.610 that they're standing next to 01:18:25.610 --> 01:18:27.210 cause he can't figure out 01:18:27.210 --> 01:18:28.550 you know 01:18:29.130 --> 01:18:31.430 so you gotta show him how to pee if you pee 01:18:31.430 --> 01:18:33.950 then he's like oh well that's how we pee outside 01:18:33.950 --> 01:18:36.010 okay well I can do this 01:18:36.010 --> 01:18:37.570 yeah dad's doing it 01:18:39.230 --> 01:18:39.830 yeah 01:18:39.830 --> 01:18:41.890 and because it's like a four-year-old 01:18:41.890 --> 01:18:43.630 fucking kids got his pants 01:18:43.630 --> 01:18:45.510 around his ankles with his bare ass 01:18:45.510 --> 01:18:46.350 hanging in the wind 01:18:46.350 --> 01:18:48.330 he didn't fucking know no better 01:18:48.330 --> 01:18:50.370 little fucking wiener wagon 01:18:50.370 --> 01:18:52.890 and you're like god damn it I gotta block this fucker 01:18:52.890 --> 01:18:54.550 from all oncoming traffic 01:18:54.550 --> 01:18:56.590 so fuck yeah good times 01:18:56.590 --> 01:18:57.410 good times 01:19:01.910 --> 01:19:03.810 I heard Nick Mullen 01:19:03.810 --> 01:19:05.550 say that the ultimate 01:19:05.550 --> 01:19:07.250 troll as an adult 01:19:07.250 --> 01:19:09.030 a three-dimensional troll 01:19:09.550 --> 01:19:11.490 is to go into 01:19:11.490 --> 01:19:13.330 a public bathroom 01:19:13.330 --> 01:19:14.770 as a grown ass man 01:19:14.770 --> 01:19:17.490 and just drop your pants 01:19:17.490 --> 01:19:19.730 and make everybody 01:19:19.730 --> 01:19:21.970 that's peeing look at your bare ass 01:19:25.670 --> 01:19:27.570 that's galaxy brain move 01:19:27.570 --> 01:19:28.230 right there 01:19:29.150 --> 01:19:29.930 absolutely 01:19:31.280 --> 01:19:33.470 it's like shitting your pants on a flight 01:19:33.470 --> 01:19:34.990 peaking in the future 01:19:34.990 --> 01:19:36.270 it really is 01:19:36.270 --> 01:19:37.430 that's amazing 01:19:38.190 --> 01:19:40.650 you really gotta do it at one of those 01:19:41.170 --> 01:19:42.830 fucking ones with the trough 01:19:42.830 --> 01:19:44.150 of course 01:19:44.150 --> 01:19:47.170 we also don't even know about the fucking trough 01:19:47.170 --> 01:19:49.530 like there's some fucking male bathrooms 01:19:49.530 --> 01:19:51.590 where it's not even a urinal 01:19:51.590 --> 01:19:53.650 it's literally just a trough 01:19:53.650 --> 01:19:55.290 that like especially in bars 01:19:55.290 --> 01:19:56.050 where I'm from 01:19:56.050 --> 01:19:58.850 there'd be a trough that could have six guys 01:19:58.850 --> 01:20:00.710 stand in shoulder to shoulder 01:20:00.710 --> 01:20:02.190 just fucking draining it 01:20:02.430 --> 01:20:02.730 yep 01:20:03.550 --> 01:20:05.870 and you're making small talk 01:20:05.870 --> 01:20:06.570 yeah 01:20:08.090 --> 01:20:09.230 did you 01:20:09.230 --> 01:20:11.910 see what he was doing out there 01:20:11.910 --> 01:20:12.690 I did 01:20:13.790 --> 01:20:15.910 it's weird when they have those troughs 01:20:15.910 --> 01:20:16.910 that look like sinks 01:20:18.570 --> 01:20:20.610 and then you hear people doing both 01:20:20.610 --> 01:20:23.130 hello week bro is your prostate okay 01:20:24.530 --> 01:20:26.730 it's like restaurant steel equipment 01:20:26.730 --> 01:20:28.070 and there's a big sink 01:20:28.070 --> 01:20:29.590 and there's a preparation area 01:20:29.590 --> 01:20:31.850 and then people just walk up and there's ice there 01:20:32.370 --> 01:20:33.270 and what do you do 01:20:33.270 --> 01:20:36.150 people are doing both and it's just like what the fuck 01:20:36.150 --> 01:20:38.210 drop your trousers and let it out 01:20:41.650 --> 01:20:43.330 dude I was in 01:20:44.490 --> 01:20:45.370 numerous sports 01:20:45.370 --> 01:20:47.470 I was in the army I was in prison 01:20:47.950 --> 01:20:49.690 like I don't care at this point 01:20:49.690 --> 01:20:51.810 how many people have seen my dick 01:20:51.810 --> 01:20:52.790 you know fucking 01:20:53.330 --> 01:20:55.890 yummy dudes I fucking had conversations with 01:20:55.890 --> 01:20:57.190 while we're completely naked 01:20:57.610 --> 01:20:59.630 like I you know I quit 01:20:59.630 --> 01:21:00.930 caring a long time ago 01:21:01.610 --> 01:21:03.270 like oh he's got a dick 01:21:03.770 --> 01:21:05.190 wow me too cool 01:21:05.190 --> 01:21:07.610 if you're not over it by seventh grade 01:21:07.610 --> 01:21:09.990 gym class you're never gonna be over it 01:21:13.850 --> 01:21:15.530 and then it's always gonna be 01:21:15.530 --> 01:21:17.670 a weird fixation and you're probably 01:21:17.670 --> 01:21:19.190 gonna run for political office 01:21:19.710 --> 01:21:21.710 yeah there's that there's that captain 01:21:21.710 --> 01:21:23.450 fantastic movie where this 01:21:23.450 --> 01:21:25.530 dude standing there naked in this couple 01:21:25.530 --> 01:21:27.450 walks by like oh my god he looks up he's like 01:21:27.450 --> 01:21:29.690 yeah it's a dick half the people 01:21:29.690 --> 01:21:30.790 in the world have one 01:21:31.970 --> 01:21:33.610 it's just not rare 01:21:43.020 --> 01:21:45.620 yeah we're super uptight in this country 01:21:45.620 --> 01:21:46.840 and I don't understand it 01:21:48.800 --> 01:21:51.120 like the obsession 01:21:51.120 --> 01:21:53.680 that they have now with who can go into 01:21:53.680 --> 01:21:54.440 what bathroom 01:21:55.100 --> 01:21:57.220 that is fucking wild 01:21:58.740 --> 01:21:59.300 like 01:21:59.300 --> 01:22:01.620 dude it's just pooping and peeing 01:22:01.620 --> 01:22:03.340 everybody does it 01:22:03.340 --> 01:22:05.400 it's just a natural function 01:22:05.400 --> 01:22:07.840 why are we making a giant ordeal about this 01:22:07.840 --> 01:22:08.820 like 01:22:08.820 --> 01:22:11.600 seriously fucking in Europe 01:22:11.600 --> 01:22:12.740 when I was over there 01:22:12.740 --> 01:22:15.260 there's parts like in Amsterdam where 01:22:15.260 --> 01:22:17.360 literally there was just a hole 01:22:17.360 --> 01:22:18.920 in the ground and you could either 01:22:18.920 --> 01:22:21.460 squatted over it or pissed into it or whatever 01:22:21.460 --> 01:22:23.640 and people just were courteous 01:22:23.640 --> 01:22:25.640 enough not to look at you while you were doing that 01:22:25.640 --> 01:22:26.720 right 01:22:28.180 --> 01:22:29.580 or you know 01:22:29.580 --> 01:22:30.680 jealous enough 01:22:30.680 --> 01:22:33.900 to not make eye contact with you 01:22:33.900 --> 01:22:35.120 while you were doing that 01:22:35.120 --> 01:22:38.060 actually you should make eye contact 01:22:38.060 --> 01:22:39.280 eyes up here motherfucker 01:22:39.280 --> 01:22:41.500 my eyes up here 01:22:41.500 --> 01:22:43.300 my eyes aren't down there 01:22:43.300 --> 01:22:44.160 they're not 01:22:44.160 --> 01:22:46.460 I know it's pretty 01:22:46.460 --> 01:22:50.240 it seems like people 01:22:50.240 --> 01:22:52.540 just started getting really pissed when 01:22:52.540 --> 01:22:55.160 like boys were going into girls 01:22:55.160 --> 01:22:56.340 bathrooms at schools 01:22:57.420 --> 01:22:59.320 and then everyone took everything 01:22:59.320 --> 01:23:00.080 else out of 01:23:00.080 --> 01:23:02.300 I mean is there a 01:23:02.300 --> 01:23:05.160 an uptick 01:23:05.160 --> 01:23:07.080 in girls getting 01:23:07.080 --> 01:23:08.900 assaulted in bathrooms 01:23:08.900 --> 01:23:11.540 I can't even tell you 01:23:11.540 --> 01:23:13.300 I know I heard that one story 01:23:13.300 --> 01:23:14.060 where the 01:23:15.180 --> 01:23:16.960 with that father 01:23:16.960 --> 01:23:19.040 whose daughter supposedly got 01:23:19.040 --> 01:23:20.320 you know 01:23:21.500 --> 01:23:23.900 I'm not saying that it doesn't 01:23:23.900 --> 01:23:25.960 happen but I mean I'm sure that that also 01:23:25.960 --> 01:23:28.020 it's always probably always has happened 01:23:28.020 --> 01:23:28.820 yeah it's always happened 01:23:29.660 --> 01:23:32.060 so that's what I'm asking is there an uptick 01:23:32.060 --> 01:23:33.860 you know is that something that 01:23:33.860 --> 01:23:35.180 and again 01:23:35.740 --> 01:23:37.300 it fucking yes Ben 01:23:37.300 --> 01:23:38.600 the fucking bathroom 01:23:38.600 --> 01:23:41.220 again this is just 01:23:41.800 --> 01:23:44.260 a human using the bathroom 01:23:44.260 --> 01:23:46.020 we all do it bunches of 01:23:46.020 --> 01:23:47.860 times every day why are we 01:23:47.860 --> 01:23:49.440 making an ordeal about this 01:23:49.440 --> 01:23:51.140 just use the fucking bathroom 01:23:51.140 --> 01:23:53.040 just just go to the bathroom 01:23:53.040 --> 01:23:54.760 the difference has been 01:23:54.760 --> 01:23:57.200 when men who think 01:23:57.200 --> 01:23:59.340 their women have an agenda 01:23:59.340 --> 01:24:01.260 they go into 01:24:01.260 --> 01:24:02.760 that's the 01:24:02.760 --> 01:24:04.720 difference like 01:24:04.720 --> 01:24:06.260 a random 01:24:07.580 --> 01:24:09.300 kid to grown adult 01:24:09.300 --> 01:24:11.100 that just has to 01:24:11.100 --> 01:24:12.980 go pee and is super 01:24:12.980 --> 01:24:15.820 fucking uncomfortable and embarrassed about the fact 01:24:15.820 --> 01:24:17.340 that they're in the wrong bathroom 01:24:17.340 --> 01:24:19.280 to do it they're not causing 01:24:19.280 --> 01:24:21.120 any trouble and they're trying to get 01:24:21.120 --> 01:24:23.340 the fuck out of there as fast as they possibly 01:24:23.340 --> 01:24:24.760 can a 01:24:25.020 --> 01:24:25.660 he she 01:24:26.460 --> 01:24:29.140 with a beard has a 01:24:29.140 --> 01:24:31.300 very different motivation 01:24:31.300 --> 01:24:33.320 for they're trying to prove 01:24:33.320 --> 01:24:34.040 a point 01:24:34.040 --> 01:24:37.280 and it's a different set of 01:24:37.280 --> 01:24:39.360 circumstances and should be treated 01:24:39.360 --> 01:24:41.300 different that that 01:24:41.300 --> 01:24:42.360 very well could be 01:24:42.360 --> 01:24:45.260 that could be well if 01:24:45.260 --> 01:24:47.180 people didn't want to be made fun of 01:24:47.180 --> 01:24:49.120 they shouldn't have woke up with a small dick 01:24:49.120 --> 01:24:50.820 spin I don't know what to tell you 01:24:50.820 --> 01:24:52.100 I'm sorry 01:24:52.100 --> 01:24:53.560 I mean it's a fact 01:24:53.560 --> 01:24:54.760 I'm sorry 01:24:54.760 --> 01:24:57.520 I gotta bring that big dick energy everywhere you go 01:24:57.520 --> 01:25:00.100 this is why we don't include 01:25:00.100 --> 01:25:02.260 the small 01:25:02.260 --> 01:25:05.080 hats in with the white guys because that just brings down 01:25:05.080 --> 01:25:06.200 our average dick size 01:25:07.420 --> 01:25:07.960 Chaney 01:25:09.380 --> 01:25:11.400 Chaney says I thought the stall 01:25:11.400 --> 01:25:13.120 in the men's room was four 01:25:13.120 --> 01:25:14.360 tiny dicks 01:25:15.520 --> 01:25:16.200 actually 01:25:16.200 --> 01:25:17.480 it's too high 01:25:17.480 --> 01:25:19.140 you would think so 01:25:19.140 --> 01:25:22.340 if your dicks that small you can't get it over 01:25:22.340 --> 01:25:24.420 the door with the arc 01:25:24.420 --> 01:25:26.500 no matter how much you lean back 01:25:26.500 --> 01:25:28.260 so we 01:25:28.260 --> 01:25:30.280 we actually used the 01:25:30.280 --> 01:25:31.540 stalls for pooping 01:25:32.120 --> 01:25:32.460 yeah 01:25:32.460 --> 01:25:36.880 in which honestly men's rooms are much cleaner 01:25:36.880 --> 01:25:38.460 than women's rooms women do 01:25:38.460 --> 01:25:40.720 some really weird shit in the bathrooms 01:25:40.720 --> 01:25:42.120 it's vile 01:25:42.120 --> 01:25:44.160 yeah if you've ever worked 01:25:44.160 --> 01:25:45.920 everywhere they're everywhere they go 01:25:45.920 --> 01:25:47.700 you ever had to work in a restaurant 01:25:47.700 --> 01:25:49.740 you had to clean both bathrooms 01:25:49.740 --> 01:25:52.260 that's what I'm saying anybody that's had to clean 01:25:52.260 --> 01:25:54.020 both bathrooms at any business 01:25:54.020 --> 01:25:56.000 I've never heard anybody say that 01:25:56.000 --> 01:25:58.200 anything else but the women's 01:25:58.200 --> 01:26:00.040 fucking restroom is always like 01:26:00.040 --> 01:26:02.500 did somebody fucking have a ritual 01:26:02.500 --> 01:26:03.160 in here 01:26:03.160 --> 01:26:06.140 why the fuck is this happening right now 01:26:06.140 --> 01:26:06.760 like 01:26:10.020 --> 01:26:11.140 yeah 01:26:11.140 --> 01:26:11.840 yeah that's insane 01:26:11.840 --> 01:26:13.800 well and spin 01:26:13.800 --> 01:26:16.040 the handicaps stall 01:26:16.360 --> 01:26:17.760 for people 01:26:17.760 --> 01:26:19.440 who aren't 01:26:20.760 --> 01:26:21.940 mobily enhanced 01:26:21.940 --> 01:26:23.820 with wheels and a motor 01:26:24.580 --> 01:26:26.500 for the rest of us 01:26:26.500 --> 01:26:28.480 non-mutant 01:26:28.480 --> 01:26:28.980 folk 01:26:28.980 --> 01:26:32.640 the handicaps stalls are for cocaine 01:26:33.320 --> 01:26:33.780 hmm 01:26:34.820 --> 01:26:36.140 that's that's what they're for 01:26:37.520 --> 01:26:38.440 occasionally sex 01:26:38.960 --> 01:26:39.420 although 01:26:39.420 --> 01:26:42.620 although it's gotten much rougher 01:26:42.620 --> 01:26:45.120 since they quit having the backs on the toilet 01:26:45.120 --> 01:26:46.960 all these new toilets without the backs 01:26:46.960 --> 01:26:48.840 because I don't know where you're supposed to break up 01:26:48.840 --> 01:26:50.220 your weed or snore you cope 01:26:50.680 --> 01:26:52.840 that's just yeah like what the fuck are we doing 01:26:52.840 --> 01:26:53.520 here right now 01:26:54.900 --> 01:26:56.300 yeah so if you're not 01:26:56.300 --> 01:26:58.880 you don't have a set of wheels or anything 01:26:58.880 --> 01:27:00.080 like that you're 01:27:00.080 --> 01:27:02.200 unfortunately confined to your 01:27:02.200 --> 01:27:03.500 own two stupid legs 01:27:04.080 --> 01:27:05.960 the handicaps stall 01:27:05.960 --> 01:27:07.720 is definitely for drugs 01:27:07.720 --> 01:27:08.840 I mean 01:27:08.840 --> 01:27:12.140 it's not so bad now that most weed 01:27:12.140 --> 01:27:14.160 seedless but back in the day when you had 01:27:14.160 --> 01:27:16.100 like fucking Mexican brick 01:27:16.100 --> 01:27:18.080 weed that had like the tiny crushed black 01:27:18.080 --> 01:27:20.020 seeds in and you wanted to get all those outs 01:27:20.020 --> 01:27:22.200 or you know you had just in the toilet was so 01:27:22.200 --> 01:27:22.480 nice 01:27:23.640 --> 01:27:25.280 wipe them right there yeah 01:27:26.000 --> 01:27:26.260 yeah 01:27:30.940 --> 01:27:31.500 uh 01:27:32.080 --> 01:27:34.280 for anyone under the age of 35 01:27:34.280 --> 01:27:36.260 this is what life used to be like 01:27:36.260 --> 01:27:38.300 before the government fucked everything up 01:27:38.300 --> 01:27:38.960 yeah 01:27:38.960 --> 01:27:42.080 Jamie says I thought the handicaps stall was huge 01:27:42.080 --> 01:27:44.060 so ladies could go in it and pairs 01:27:44.060 --> 01:27:46.340 what are you like stack up 01:27:46.340 --> 01:27:47.940 on there you fucking weirdo 01:27:47.940 --> 01:27:49.560 what's wrong with you 01:27:50.080 --> 01:27:51.360 what's wrong with you 01:27:51.960 --> 01:27:54.400 why would you do it you're watching each other 01:27:54.400 --> 01:27:55.180 you freak 01:27:55.180 --> 01:27:57.740 I did do that still I believe 01:27:57.740 --> 01:27:59.060 it's still a thing 01:27:59.660 --> 01:28:00.600 that's out of pocket 01:28:00.600 --> 01:28:02.240 in prison 01:28:03.300 --> 01:28:05.280 where the toilet is 01:28:05.280 --> 01:28:06.640 is one of the only areas 01:28:06.640 --> 01:28:09.280 and I'm talking about minimum security prison right now 01:28:09.280 --> 01:28:11.200 in minimum security the toilet 01:28:11.200 --> 01:28:12.820 is one of the only areas 01:28:12.820 --> 01:28:14.980 where the only areas cameras don't see 01:28:14.980 --> 01:28:16.420 so that's where everybody smoked 01:28:16.420 --> 01:28:18.360 and there's no fucking 01:28:19.520 --> 01:28:20.880 dividers or anything it's literally 01:28:20.880 --> 01:28:22.560 just three toilets 01:28:22.560 --> 01:28:25.320 on a little pedestal 01:28:25.320 --> 01:28:27.360 and the camera doesn't see in that 01:28:27.360 --> 01:28:28.940 direction and fucking 01:28:28.940 --> 01:28:31.340 so you'll be sitting there pinching one off 01:28:31.340 --> 01:28:33.260 and all of a sudden doodle squat down 01:28:33.260 --> 01:28:35.300 next to you is heads like an inch from your 01:28:35.300 --> 01:28:37.320 fucking knee fucking starts puffing on a 01:28:37.320 --> 01:28:38.240 cigarette you're like 01:28:38.820 --> 01:28:40.580 alright then would give me a drag 01:28:40.580 --> 01:28:41.160 yeah 01:28:49.120 --> 01:28:49.600 yeah 01:28:51.440 --> 01:28:53.440 disturbing this is part of why I don't 01:28:53.440 --> 01:28:55.720 give no shits about fucking going to the bathroom 01:28:55.720 --> 01:28:57.260 with you know none of that 01:28:57.260 --> 01:28:58.940 I have no shame in it whatsoever 01:28:59.440 --> 01:29:01.220 like you know 01:29:01.220 --> 01:29:03.200 like the things I've been through it's like 01:29:03.200 --> 01:29:04.940 no I'm just going to the bathroom 01:29:05.440 --> 01:29:06.800 just don't look at it 01:29:06.800 --> 01:29:09.640 I get to be in one where there was 01:29:09.640 --> 01:29:10.980 any cat litter 01:29:10.980 --> 01:29:13.100 I don't know if any of you guys 01:29:13.100 --> 01:29:15.160 have experienced that yet 01:29:15.160 --> 01:29:16.060 no 01:29:16.800 --> 01:29:17.520 it's what 01:29:18.520 --> 01:29:19.560 cat litter 01:29:19.560 --> 01:29:21.120 oh you're going to 01:29:21.120 --> 01:29:23.360 like you're going to the bathroom in the cat litter 01:29:23.360 --> 01:29:24.380 or there's cat litter 01:29:25.240 --> 01:29:26.980 there's cat litter in the bathroom 01:29:26.980 --> 01:29:28.960 for those who identify as cat 01:29:29.820 --> 01:29:30.380 oh 01:29:31.560 --> 01:29:32.120 wow 01:29:32.740 --> 01:29:34.640 it's not for a cat 01:29:34.640 --> 01:29:36.240 not for cats 01:29:36.240 --> 01:29:38.400 no Michael 01:29:39.200 --> 01:29:41.160 I don't know I've heard this 01:29:41.160 --> 01:29:44.040 might have been happening in a few schools 01:29:44.040 --> 01:29:45.660 so I mean I haven't been to school 01:29:45.660 --> 01:29:47.460 in some years now 01:29:47.460 --> 01:29:48.100 so I don't 01:29:48.100 --> 01:29:50.940 I was just wondering if any of you have heard 01:29:51.440 --> 01:29:52.400 whether or not this 01:29:53.260 --> 01:29:55.420 I would believe it 01:29:56.140 --> 01:29:56.940 I mean 01:29:58.320 --> 01:29:59.480 isn't this how you 01:29:59.480 --> 01:30:00.340 get diseases 01:30:02.300 --> 01:30:03.540 having your own 01:30:03.540 --> 01:30:04.740 your own fucking 01:30:05.240 --> 01:30:06.840 PA and fucking homeboy 01:30:06.840 --> 01:30:08.400 like in the open fucking 01:30:08.400 --> 01:30:09.660 on a litter box 01:30:11.800 --> 01:30:13.000 order absorbing 01:30:13.000 --> 01:30:13.560 litter 01:30:13.560 --> 01:30:15.560 mm-hmm 01:30:15.560 --> 01:30:16.760 they clumped 01:30:16.760 --> 01:30:19.440 sounds like a really bad idea 01:30:19.440 --> 01:30:21.400 they probably flushed it down the toilet 01:30:22.260 --> 01:30:23.160 after they 01:30:23.160 --> 01:30:24.480 scooped the clump 01:30:25.940 --> 01:30:26.940 see chain 01:30:27.510 --> 01:30:29.440 cats don't do that 01:30:30.460 --> 01:30:31.700 you're not a real cat 01:30:31.700 --> 01:30:33.260 you're not a real cat 01:30:33.260 --> 01:30:35.020 you're not a real cat 01:30:36.000 --> 01:30:37.460 this is a real cat 01:30:37.460 --> 01:30:39.000 right here 01:30:40.200 --> 01:30:41.480 he's a blue cat 01:30:42.420 --> 01:30:43.840 yeah the furries thing 01:30:43.840 --> 01:30:45.520 is weird as fuck 01:30:46.520 --> 01:30:48.000 these people that think that 01:30:48.000 --> 01:30:49.760 they want to identify as an animal 01:30:49.760 --> 01:30:51.000 that's weird as fuck 01:30:51.800 --> 01:30:53.760 I've seen it I've seen it around 01:30:54.260 --> 01:30:55.560 you know I'm in California 01:30:55.560 --> 01:30:57.520 I don't see it often but when I go 01:30:57.520 --> 01:30:59.540 to the big city you occasionally see some 01:30:59.540 --> 01:31:00.680 real weird shit 01:31:01.980 --> 01:31:03.720 Brian and I we went to San Francisco 01:31:03.720 --> 01:31:05.600 like a few months ago 01:31:05.600 --> 01:31:07.440 and we're just like the whole time Brian 01:31:07.440 --> 01:31:07.960 are like 01:31:07.960 --> 01:31:09.660 the fuck 01:31:10.920 --> 01:31:12.040 there were some kids 01:31:12.040 --> 01:31:13.740 doing quadriptotics 01:31:13.740 --> 01:31:15.400 or I forget what it's called 01:31:15.400 --> 01:31:16.460 but it's like when you 01:31:17.580 --> 01:31:19.600 when you're an adult 01:31:19.600 --> 01:31:22.020 or a teenage kid 01:31:22.020 --> 01:31:23.360 and you dress up like a horse 01:31:23.960 --> 01:31:25.280 and you go hopping around 01:31:25.280 --> 01:31:28.240 on all four feet 01:31:28.240 --> 01:31:29.400 like you're doing a 01:31:29.400 --> 01:31:31.360 that fucking horse thing 01:31:32.180 --> 01:31:34.240 yeah there's that conversation 01:31:36.300 --> 01:31:37.220 was it the 01:31:37.220 --> 01:31:38.200 what's it called 01:31:38.200 --> 01:31:39.780 renaissance fair there was 01:31:39.780 --> 01:31:42.060 some kids dressed up like animals 01:31:42.060 --> 01:31:43.220 and they were doing that 01:31:43.980 --> 01:31:46.440 thought it was odd for renaissance fair 01:31:46.440 --> 01:31:46.720 but 01:31:47.860 --> 01:31:50.380 I guess it was renaissance and fantasy fair 01:31:50.980 --> 01:31:52.460 yeah you gotta watch 01:31:52.460 --> 01:31:53.680 which ones you go to 01:31:54.240 --> 01:31:56.000 there's a whole bunch of different ones 01:31:56.000 --> 01:31:58.300 there's also one for fairies 01:31:58.300 --> 01:32:00.260 that one's real weird you don't want to go to 01:32:00.260 --> 01:32:00.780 that one 01:32:00.780 --> 01:32:03.040 there's one for pirates 01:32:03.040 --> 01:32:03.960 there's one for pirates 01:32:03.960 --> 01:32:05.360 that one's pretty big 01:32:05.360 --> 01:32:07.840 there's one for viking 01:32:08.740 --> 01:32:09.400 up here 01:32:09.400 --> 01:32:14.080 there is a viking one 01:32:14.080 --> 01:32:15.340 up in washington 01:32:17.280 --> 01:32:19.360 there's a viking festival somewhere 01:32:19.360 --> 01:32:21.040 in minnesota where it's a weekend 01:32:21.040 --> 01:32:23.160 where everyone's viking 01:32:23.160 --> 01:32:25.160 they're doing viking activity 01:32:25.160 --> 01:32:27.160 like the football team 01:32:27.160 --> 01:32:27.560 sports dance 01:32:27.560 --> 01:32:29.020 yeah 01:32:29.510 --> 01:32:31.740 yeah there are cosplay circle jerks 01:32:31.740 --> 01:32:33.700 there's a fucking 01:32:33.700 --> 01:32:35.520 Norwegian festival 01:32:35.520 --> 01:32:36.380 in Iowa 01:32:36.380 --> 01:32:38.040 that's pretty cool 01:32:38.040 --> 01:32:40.460 and like the 01:32:41.450 --> 01:32:43.560 yeah there's a danish one 01:32:43.560 --> 01:32:45.180 in viking where Christy's from 01:32:45.180 --> 01:32:46.460 she's danish 01:32:46.460 --> 01:32:48.020 that's why I was saying to Howard 01:32:48.020 --> 01:32:49.680 yeah I also gotta like the Danes 01:32:52.180 --> 01:32:52.960 they're 01:32:53.490 --> 01:32:55.500 they're diminutive 01:32:55.500 --> 01:32:57.300 but loving 01:32:57.300 --> 01:32:57.880 people 01:32:59.640 --> 01:33:01.140 are they all that little 01:33:02.000 --> 01:33:02.700 diminutive 01:33:02.700 --> 01:33:04.580 not all that little 01:33:04.580 --> 01:33:06.860 at least the one's related to Christy are 01:33:09.250 --> 01:33:10.300 that might 01:33:10.300 --> 01:33:12.600 she might have been like a dwarf 01:33:12.600 --> 01:33:14.540 a danish dwarf family 01:33:14.540 --> 01:33:16.000 it could be fairyland 01:33:16.000 --> 01:33:17.520 danish dwarven days 01:33:18.460 --> 01:33:21.420 Sarah tomato did real kick ass in vegas 01:33:21.420 --> 01:33:23.880 and posted pictures of that 01:33:23.880 --> 01:33:26.340 and fucking everybody was like 01:33:26.340 --> 01:33:28.040 look at how tiny she is 01:33:28.040 --> 01:33:29.820 and she's like two or three inches taller 01:33:29.820 --> 01:33:30.660 than my wife 01:33:33.420 --> 01:33:35.340 has a WNBA 01:33:35.820 --> 01:33:38.340 once a year Christy goes out in public 01:33:38.340 --> 01:33:40.100 and bumps into somebody that's 01:33:40.100 --> 01:33:41.940 shorter than her and then she talks 01:33:41.940 --> 01:33:43.800 about it for like the next three days 01:33:48.040 --> 01:33:50.220 get that address become a pen pal 01:33:50.220 --> 01:33:52.200 yeah she automatically likes them 01:33:52.200 --> 01:33:54.240 she's like this is my friend 01:33:54.240 --> 01:33:56.400 this person's shorter than me 01:33:56.400 --> 01:33:57.660 they're my friend 01:34:05.740 --> 01:34:08.480 that's what I'm talking about right there Chaney 01:34:11.120 --> 01:34:12.240 some of the stuff 01:34:12.240 --> 01:34:14.200 truly makes me feel like I'm from the 1950s 01:34:14.860 --> 01:34:16.360 in my day girls were the ones doing 01:34:16.360 --> 01:34:17.900 makeup and men fist fought 01:34:17.900 --> 01:34:20.500 dudes are such girls now 01:34:20.500 --> 01:34:22.020 and girls are 01:34:22.020 --> 01:34:22.900 fucking 01:34:23.660 --> 01:34:25.260 they aren't manly 01:34:25.260 --> 01:34:28.080 but all the negative 01:34:28.080 --> 01:34:29.800 things that dudes were doing 01:34:29.800 --> 01:34:31.260 they picked that shit up 01:34:35.760 --> 01:34:37.200 very susceptible 01:34:38.540 --> 01:34:41.300 well part of it's our own damn fault 01:34:41.300 --> 01:34:42.260 because girls 01:34:42.260 --> 01:34:44.220 girls still 01:34:44.220 --> 01:34:45.800 have a natural drive to 01:34:46.180 --> 01:34:47.880 be mothers, be in a family 01:34:47.880 --> 01:34:48.800 and things like that 01:34:48.800 --> 01:34:51.760 and so they want to conform to what guys want 01:34:51.760 --> 01:34:53.780 and when guys started fucking watching porn 01:34:53.780 --> 01:34:55.780 all the time girls of course turned into 01:34:56.380 --> 01:34:57.800 basically that thing 01:34:57.800 --> 01:34:59.980 you know that became 01:34:59.980 --> 01:35:01.480 highly desirable like 01:35:01.480 --> 01:35:03.940 when I was in high school like it was a legend 01:35:03.940 --> 01:35:06.120 that some girl had sex with some guy 01:35:06.120 --> 01:35:07.980 you know and everybody talked 01:35:07.980 --> 01:35:09.020 about it consistently 01:35:09.760 --> 01:35:12.080 like fucking now you're like 01:35:12.080 --> 01:35:14.560 oh she's 12 she does anal already 01:35:14.560 --> 01:35:16.640 well it also became like 01:35:16.640 --> 01:35:18.600 the whatever wave feminist 01:35:18.600 --> 01:35:20.360 type goals was 01:35:20.360 --> 01:35:22.400 to be more sexually 01:35:22.400 --> 01:35:24.400 yeah the sexual liberation 01:35:24.400 --> 01:35:26.080 yeah so I mean 01:35:26.080 --> 01:35:28.180 and I guess being more 01:35:28.180 --> 01:35:30.240 right-brained females maybe 01:35:30.240 --> 01:35:31.380 are more 01:35:32.430 --> 01:35:34.900 emotionally susceptible to that sort of 01:35:34.900 --> 01:35:36.380 argument 01:35:38.440 --> 01:35:40.560 that's the only thing I could think of 01:35:41.180 --> 01:35:42.060 Howard says 01:35:42.060 --> 01:35:44.220 Howard says girls are Madonna fans 01:35:44.220 --> 01:35:45.280 they just want to have fun 01:35:49.380 --> 01:35:52.100 I would have never met Howard for a Madonna 01:35:52.100 --> 01:35:52.660 fan 01:35:53.340 --> 01:35:55.180 oh shit that's not even a 01:35:55.180 --> 01:35:56.860 Madonna song is it 01:35:56.860 --> 01:35:58.440 yeah isn't that 01:35:58.440 --> 01:36:02.060 Cindy Lopper that's right 01:36:02.840 --> 01:36:04.360 Madonna did sing it 01:36:06.380 --> 01:36:08.280 never heard that song in my life 01:36:08.280 --> 01:36:10.080 don't even know who Cindy Lopper is 01:36:10.080 --> 01:36:12.400 you know who Cindy Lopper 01:36:12.400 --> 01:36:12.560 is 01:36:12.560 --> 01:36:16.180 I know what Loppers are 01:36:16.180 --> 01:36:18.000 they're these big blades and they cut 01:36:18.000 --> 01:36:20.280 things off you know Cindy Lopper don't 01:36:20.280 --> 01:36:21.820 lie I am not 01:36:21.820 --> 01:36:23.780 admitting to that one 01:36:23.780 --> 01:36:25.240 not too sure 01:36:25.240 --> 01:36:27.260 not on a Tuesday night 01:36:27.830 --> 01:36:28.980 on Tuesday 01:36:31.380 --> 01:36:32.700 no way 01:36:33.580 --> 01:36:35.520 not on an Uncle Ted talks 01:36:40.080 --> 01:36:41.360 Cindy Lopper 01:36:42.080 --> 01:36:43.500 you listen to 01:36:44.080 --> 01:36:45.820 opposition to 01:36:45.820 --> 01:36:47.860 Mariah Carey 01:36:47.860 --> 01:36:49.380 one of the Christian people 01:36:51.040 --> 01:36:52.520 Amy Grant 01:36:52.520 --> 01:36:53.740 is that one of them 01:36:53.740 --> 01:36:54.560 Amy Grant 01:36:56.000 --> 01:36:58.400 I don't know any of these people 01:37:00.240 --> 01:37:02.040 Kate Bush is crazy 01:37:03.340 --> 01:37:04.460 Kate Bush 01:37:04.460 --> 01:37:05.600 she was the one that 01:37:05.600 --> 01:37:07.420 covered the placebo 01:37:07.420 --> 01:37:09.040 that old friend with her 01:37:09.040 --> 01:37:10.440 and the cocktail twins 01:37:10.440 --> 01:37:13.460 that shit's weird as shit 01:37:18.440 --> 01:37:19.000 yeah 01:37:23.140 --> 01:37:23.700 music 01:37:23.700 --> 01:37:26.960 I throw like a girl kind of with my left arm 01:37:27.840 --> 01:37:29.700 my left hand throws are weird 01:37:30.960 --> 01:37:32.860 Savannah Banana has brought in a 01:37:33.360 --> 01:37:35.120 woman to pitch in their game 01:37:35.120 --> 01:37:36.800 Kelsey Whitmore 01:37:36.800 --> 01:37:38.580 the Queen of Entrances 01:37:39.840 --> 01:37:41.600 have you guys been catching the Savannah 01:37:41.600 --> 01:37:42.400 Banana games 01:37:43.240 --> 01:37:44.500 I don't know what a Savannah 01:37:44.500 --> 01:37:45.640 Banana game is 01:37:46.360 --> 01:37:48.720 they are baseball players 01:37:48.720 --> 01:37:51.400 is that that doofy baseball league 01:37:51.400 --> 01:37:52.740 that's like silly as shit 01:37:53.660 --> 01:37:55.020 that's the what the intro 01:37:55.020 --> 01:37:57.100 the very beginning of the intro is isn't it 01:37:57.100 --> 01:37:57.780 where they're dancing 01:37:58.900 --> 01:38:00.220 I've seen that on 01:38:00.220 --> 01:38:03.240 YouTubes a few times 01:38:03.920 --> 01:38:05.600 yeah they do stream the games 01:38:05.600 --> 01:38:06.660 to the YouTubes 01:38:07.560 --> 01:38:08.740 all of them 01:38:10.080 --> 01:38:12.220 yeah it's like Harlem Globetrotters 01:38:12.220 --> 01:38:14.900 baseball yeah that's a good way to put it 01:38:16.140 --> 01:38:17.580 it's gotta be boring 01:38:21.340 --> 01:38:23.700 it's a long time to get some trick 01:38:24.620 --> 01:38:25.560 I got trick 01:38:25.560 --> 01:38:26.600 catch or something 01:38:27.540 --> 01:38:28.100 Christ 01:38:29.480 --> 01:38:31.620 lots of dancing is there singing too 01:38:31.620 --> 01:38:33.780 that's an interesting observation 01:38:33.780 --> 01:38:35.980 Cheney says and I can think of myself 01:38:35.980 --> 01:38:37.600 doing it as I'm talking 01:38:37.600 --> 01:38:39.940 even that men's voice do get 01:38:39.940 --> 01:38:41.700 deeper as they're like getting into 01:38:41.700 --> 01:38:43.180 something and women do that 01:38:43.180 --> 01:38:44.540 thing 01:38:45.380 --> 01:38:46.880 swing low 01:38:47.620 --> 01:38:49.100 sweet cherry 01:38:50.340 --> 01:38:51.020 butt 01:38:52.060 --> 01:38:54.260 coming for to carry me home 01:38:56.720 --> 01:39:00.000 fuck that I'm a Valkyries coming to get me 01:39:00.900 --> 01:39:01.660 fucking 01:39:01.660 --> 01:39:03.960 keep your fucking chariot 01:39:03.960 --> 01:39:04.980 shit to yourself 01:39:09.680 --> 01:39:12.060 mm-hmm I know we were talking 01:39:12.060 --> 01:39:14.260 about hygiene and all these things 01:39:14.260 --> 01:39:16.200 now have you guys heard about 01:39:16.200 --> 01:39:18.380 the Minneapolis bath house ordinances 01:39:19.240 --> 01:39:20.280 oh no 01:39:20.280 --> 01:39:23.560 are they showing them down 01:39:23.560 --> 01:39:24.600 no they 01:39:24.600 --> 01:39:26.360 please explain 01:39:26.360 --> 01:39:29.040 well there's a video that explains it 01:39:29.040 --> 01:39:30.580 there's a lot of videos that are trying to 01:39:30.580 --> 01:39:31.220 get into it 01:39:31.880 --> 01:39:33.940 you guys had mentioned San Francisco 01:39:33.940 --> 01:39:36.380 and bathrooms and things 01:39:36.380 --> 01:39:38.320 so this is Fox 9 reporting 01:39:39.020 --> 01:39:40.440 well the debate continues 01:39:40.440 --> 01:39:42.480 over a Minneapolis bathhouse 01:39:42.480 --> 01:39:44.540 ordinance that would one day legalize 01:39:44.540 --> 01:39:46.420 venues once popular in the 1980 01:39:46.420 --> 01:39:48.340 there's still a long way to go before that 01:39:48.340 --> 01:39:50.540 happens the city council hearing 01:39:50.540 --> 01:39:52.360 from residents today ahead of next 01:39:52.360 --> 01:39:54.580 week's vote Karen Skullin sat in 01:39:54.580 --> 01:39:56.540 on today's hearing and she's joining us live 01:39:56.540 --> 01:39:58.140 from Minneapolis and Skullin 01:39:58.140 --> 01:40:00.400 let's know what the discussion was about today 01:40:00.400 --> 01:40:02.640 the discussion is about bath house 01:40:02.640 --> 01:40:03.440 ordinances 01:40:03.440 --> 01:40:06.300 yeah they called her Chris Minor 01:40:06.300 --> 01:40:07.620 they called her the 01:40:08.520 --> 01:40:10.560 the muse or something like 01:40:10.560 --> 01:40:12.540 that she had like a special 01:40:12.540 --> 01:40:14.700 name and they say that a lot of her songs 01:40:14.700 --> 01:40:16.520 are hypnotizing 01:40:16.520 --> 01:40:18.480 and they have all kinds of fucking crazy 01:40:18.480 --> 01:40:20.620 fucking I can't remember it all 01:40:20.620 --> 01:40:22.680 but lots of shit hidden in it 01:40:22.680 --> 01:40:23.900 that fucking Kate Bush 01:40:24.440 --> 01:40:25.860 her and the cocktail twins 01:40:27.380 --> 01:40:28.420 Elizabeth Frazier 01:40:32.680 --> 01:40:34.320 Kate Bush got a lot of attention 01:40:34.320 --> 01:40:36.360 because their music was played in Stranger Things 01:40:36.360 --> 01:40:38.540 so young people were introduced and by way of 01:40:38.540 --> 01:40:39.280 Kate Bush 01:40:39.280 --> 01:40:41.960 so was running up that hill originally 01:40:42.500 --> 01:40:44.300 hers or I thought that was 01:40:44.300 --> 01:40:46.540 a placebo song that they took from someone 01:40:46.540 --> 01:40:47.560 else and then 01:40:47.560 --> 01:40:49.340 or was she the original 01:40:49.340 --> 01:40:50.740 that they took it from 01:40:52.340 --> 01:40:55.220 I think Kate Bush recorded 01:40:55.220 --> 01:40:56.620 the song first plus yeah 01:40:56.620 --> 01:40:58.940 and then it went back to 01:40:58.940 --> 01:41:01.680 Stranger Things and then they picked it up 01:41:01.680 --> 01:41:03.580 to tiktok reels to play the songs 01:41:03.580 --> 01:41:05.560 now young people 01:41:05.560 --> 01:41:07.360 are discovering cocktail twins 01:41:07.360 --> 01:41:09.480 strange phraseology 01:41:09.480 --> 01:41:11.580 of using your vocal 01:41:11.580 --> 01:41:13.540 chords as an instrument to sing 01:41:13.540 --> 01:41:15.460 syllables that sound 01:41:15.460 --> 01:41:17.500 like words that could just 01:41:17.500 --> 01:41:19.780 be Latin names for butterflies 01:41:22.200 --> 01:41:31.180 so we got Karen Skull in here 01:41:31.180 --> 01:41:32.320 reporting live 01:41:32.320 --> 01:41:34.800 this is the bath house ordinance 01:41:35.500 --> 01:41:37.520 in Minneapolis maybe into 01:41:37.520 --> 01:41:39.400 the Twin Cities of St. Paul 01:41:39.400 --> 01:41:41.480 do you guys remember bath houses 01:41:41.480 --> 01:41:42.640 in the 1980s 01:41:42.640 --> 01:41:45.300 or have we forgotten why bath houses 01:41:45.300 --> 01:41:46.220 you don't remember though 01:41:47.800 --> 01:41:49.000 were you 01:41:49.000 --> 01:41:50.100 drugged at the time 01:41:50.100 --> 01:41:53.440 I don't think I've been to one 01:41:53.440 --> 01:41:54.160 okay 01:41:56.300 --> 01:41:57.500 yeah millennials 01:41:58.120 --> 01:41:58.720 zoomers 01:41:58.720 --> 01:42:01.100 are discovering bath houses again 01:42:01.100 --> 01:42:02.220 or they want to 01:42:02.220 --> 01:42:04.000 maybe I don't know 01:42:05.560 --> 01:42:07.020 right well bath houses 01:42:07.020 --> 01:42:08.920 and having sex at them used to be 01:42:08.920 --> 01:42:09.480 legal 01:42:09.480 --> 01:42:10.200 oh 01:42:10.200 --> 01:42:10.600 oh 01:42:13.860 --> 01:42:14.540 relax 01:42:15.480 --> 01:42:16.460 jesus christ 01:42:17.300 --> 01:42:19.220 oh that's the entire 01:42:19.220 --> 01:42:19.760 story 01:42:19.760 --> 01:42:23.600 I walk away 01:42:23.600 --> 01:42:24.980 for like five minutes 01:42:24.980 --> 01:42:27.360 to take gomas out and then you guys 01:42:27.360 --> 01:42:28.800 are sitting here like 01:42:29.500 --> 01:42:31.220 purveying all this smut 01:42:31.220 --> 01:42:33.340 what show am I on 01:42:33.340 --> 01:42:35.180 I thought she'd come in with like 01:42:35.180 --> 01:42:37.240 intercourse or something but she 01:42:37.240 --> 01:42:38.600 Marcus did it Steve 01:42:38.980 --> 01:42:40.900 Steve Marcus did it 01:42:40.900 --> 01:42:41.940 I 01:42:41.940 --> 01:42:45.020 did you tell everyone 01:42:45.020 --> 01:42:46.340 ear muffs 01:42:47.680 --> 01:42:49.360 muffs that's a different word 01:42:49.360 --> 01:42:51.340 my goodness 01:42:51.340 --> 01:42:52.080 yeah 01:42:52.080 --> 01:42:54.780 well we were discussing 01:42:54.780 --> 01:42:57.280 how there's a lack of public bathrooms 01:42:57.280 --> 01:42:57.980 but I think 01:42:57.980 --> 01:43:01.280 he didn't tell us even that it was going to be like this 01:43:01.280 --> 01:43:02.720 he didn't tell us 01:43:03.100 --> 01:43:04.800 I am appalled 01:43:04.800 --> 01:43:06.160 yeah yeah 01:43:06.160 --> 01:43:08.380 so are people at the public hearing 01:43:08.380 --> 01:43:10.940 about the Minneapolis bath house ordinance 01:43:12.400 --> 01:43:14.220 when you go down to the twin cities 01:43:14.220 --> 01:43:15.560 are there public bathrooms 01:43:15.560 --> 01:43:16.960 not really 01:43:16.960 --> 01:43:20.040 we thought maybe this was going to be like truckers 01:43:20.040 --> 01:43:22.620 fucking getting to take a shower for like a couple bucks 01:43:22.620 --> 01:43:23.500 or something and 01:43:23.500 --> 01:43:25.500 like that 01:43:26.080 --> 01:43:28.580 Marcus didn't tell us that this was so degenerate 01:43:28.580 --> 01:43:29.140 and smutty 01:43:29.980 --> 01:43:31.680 are there showers available though 01:43:31.680 --> 01:43:33.080 well 01:43:33.680 --> 01:43:35.540 I mean that's part of the ordinance 01:43:35.540 --> 01:43:37.940 figuring this out public hygiene 01:43:37.940 --> 01:43:39.420 public shower 01:43:41.580 --> 01:43:43.260 well currently 01:43:43.260 --> 01:43:45.000 what is the ordinance in your city 01:43:45.000 --> 01:43:46.160 about bath houses 01:43:46.160 --> 01:43:48.020 and the legality 01:43:48.020 --> 01:43:50.140 of having intercourse 01:43:50.140 --> 01:43:50.820 in them 01:43:52.020 --> 01:43:53.840 I'm assuming illegal 01:43:53.840 --> 01:43:55.980 RCW 2476 01:43:55.980 --> 01:43:57.640 all bath houses 01:43:57.640 --> 01:44:00.340 must be within 25 feet 01:44:00.340 --> 01:44:02.120 or more of a school zone 01:44:02.840 --> 01:44:03.880 that's all I know 01:44:03.880 --> 01:44:05.520 you do want the kids 01:44:06.260 --> 01:44:08.160 you do want the kids to stay clean 01:44:08.920 --> 01:44:09.440 yeah 01:44:10.120 --> 01:44:11.860 after they go swimming and playing in the dirt 01:44:11.860 --> 01:44:14.400 they go take a bath or a shower 01:44:14.400 --> 01:44:15.400 right 01:44:17.000 --> 01:44:18.860 this is tim wall's territory 01:44:18.860 --> 01:44:19.900 for sure 01:44:20.820 --> 01:44:22.260 oh it's the walls 01:44:23.640 --> 01:44:24.160 okay 01:44:24.160 --> 01:44:25.960 you guys ready to hear a little bit more of this 01:44:25.960 --> 01:44:28.340 mm-hmm 01:44:28.340 --> 01:44:29.260 I don't think it gets better 01:44:29.260 --> 01:44:31.120 I don't know that it gets worse though 01:44:31.120 --> 01:44:33.240 look angry about it 01:44:33.240 --> 01:44:34.260 yes 01:44:35.980 --> 01:44:37.500 very shriveled up 01:44:38.300 --> 01:44:38.960 yeah 01:44:38.960 --> 01:44:42.520 well now some council members 01:44:42.520 --> 01:44:43.740 and some community members 01:44:44.170 --> 01:44:46.020 want to repeal that ban 01:44:46.020 --> 01:44:47.820 that was put in place in 1988 01:44:48.330 --> 01:44:50.060 and they're at the very beginning stages 01:44:50.060 --> 01:44:51.380 of making that happen 01:44:51.380 --> 01:44:52.300 pause 01:44:53.200 --> 01:44:55.680 if I have this correct 01:44:55.680 --> 01:44:58.120 Minnesota queers 01:44:58.120 --> 01:44:59.560 are going 01:44:59.560 --> 01:45:00.400 hey look 01:45:00.400 --> 01:45:02.920 magic Johnson doesn't have AIDS 01:45:03.520 --> 01:45:05.540 why shouldn't we have bath houses 01:45:05.540 --> 01:45:08.720 is that basically the gist 01:45:08.720 --> 01:45:09.480 yeah 01:45:09.480 --> 01:45:10.040 in Minnesota 01:45:11.760 --> 01:45:14.280 people would never guess it 01:45:14.280 --> 01:45:15.620 but the gay culture in Minnesota 01:45:15.620 --> 01:45:18.000 is giant and has been since the 80s 01:45:18.000 --> 01:45:18.420 at least 01:45:19.200 --> 01:45:21.560 it's in Atlanta of the north 01:45:23.000 --> 01:45:24.060 there's a place 01:45:24.060 --> 01:45:25.840 called warring park in Minnesota 01:45:25.840 --> 01:45:28.060 where they just gather 01:45:28.060 --> 01:45:30.120 in mass and have sex in this fucking 01:45:30.120 --> 01:45:30.520 park 01:45:30.520 --> 01:45:32.460 and so 01:45:33.260 --> 01:45:35.340 they want somewhere they can go 01:45:36.060 --> 01:45:37.220 have group sex 01:45:37.880 --> 01:45:38.700 with each others 01:45:38.700 --> 01:45:42.540 but then they want everyone else to get their shots 01:45:42.540 --> 01:45:43.820 and their boosters 01:45:43.820 --> 01:45:46.100 yeah Wisconsin is the south 01:45:46.100 --> 01:45:46.860 of the north 01:45:46.860 --> 01:45:49.700 I'm not sure what Minneapolis St. Paul is trying to be 01:45:49.700 --> 01:45:51.760 the San Francisco of the 01:45:52.600 --> 01:45:53.120 Midwest 01:45:53.860 --> 01:45:54.380 right 01:45:56.600 --> 01:45:57.640 ding ding 01:45:57.640 --> 01:45:59.640 even when I was in 01:45:59.640 --> 01:46:01.780 just out of high school when I turned 01:46:01.780 --> 01:46:03.020 21 when I was there 01:46:03.600 --> 01:46:05.180 they have like six gay bars 01:46:05.180 --> 01:46:07.760 in just the downtown of Minneapolis 01:46:07.760 --> 01:46:09.740 and like in one of them 01:46:09.740 --> 01:46:11.580 is the gay 90s which is like the biggest 01:46:11.580 --> 01:46:13.600 biggest bar downtown 01:46:13.600 --> 01:46:15.680 yeah I could never find a straight 01:46:15.680 --> 01:46:17.960 bar in all of Minneapolis in St. Paul 01:46:19.440 --> 01:46:20.760 they didn't exist 01:46:26.120 --> 01:46:27.580 here's the city council 01:46:27.580 --> 01:46:30.020 let me recommend a spot 01:46:30.020 --> 01:46:32.360 then I don't know if it exists 01:46:32.360 --> 01:46:34.000 or not but when I was 01:46:34.000 --> 01:46:36.180 hanging out in Minneapolis we always 01:46:36.180 --> 01:46:37.480 went to Palmer's 01:46:38.240 --> 01:46:40.760 Palmer's was on the south side 01:46:40.760 --> 01:46:42.580 it was right in the heart 01:46:42.580 --> 01:46:43.640 of murderapolis 01:46:43.640 --> 01:46:46.240 it was owned by 01:46:46.240 --> 01:46:48.740 my buddy redneck josh's 01:46:48.740 --> 01:46:49.080 friend 01:46:49.080 --> 01:46:51.040 and his dad 01:46:51.040 --> 01:46:53.440 and Palmer's 01:46:53.440 --> 01:46:56.240 it was one of those spots where 01:46:56.240 --> 01:46:58.260 like it's very 01:46:58.260 --> 01:46:59.960 poorly lit on purpose 01:46:59.960 --> 01:47:02.020 because if the lights were on you would 01:47:02.020 --> 01:47:03.220 have to see 01:47:04.190 --> 01:47:06.280 everybody else that you were hanging out 01:47:06.280 --> 01:47:08.040 and drinking with and that wasn't 01:47:08.040 --> 01:47:09.940 gonna help the 01:47:09.940 --> 01:47:11.580 ambiance of the place at all 01:47:12.240 --> 01:47:13.300 it's like a collective 01:47:13.300 --> 01:47:15.200 mouthful of cheese 01:47:15.200 --> 01:47:17.200 is yeah one of those places 01:47:17.200 --> 01:47:18.920 where there's like six 01:47:18.920 --> 01:47:21.000 maybe 17 teeth 01:47:21.000 --> 01:47:22.560 total in the whole place 01:47:23.210 --> 01:47:24.940 and you know 01:47:24.940 --> 01:47:26.420 there's a 01:47:27.050 --> 01:47:29.120 couple of pimps that are 01:47:29.120 --> 01:47:31.460 hanging out in the corner maybe occasional 01:47:31.460 --> 01:47:32.820 ladies of the evening 01:47:32.820 --> 01:47:35.620 who came in to coordinate 01:47:35.620 --> 01:47:37.260 business affairs 01:47:37.260 --> 01:47:38.840 with their supervisor 01:47:38.840 --> 01:47:41.120 and stuff like that 01:47:41.120 --> 01:47:42.940 just in general kind of 01:47:42.940 --> 01:47:43.660 a 01:47:43.660 --> 01:47:47.240 rough establishment but one thing 01:47:47.240 --> 01:47:48.960 it wasn't was rainbow flag 01:47:48.960 --> 01:47:49.520 friendly 01:47:50.900 --> 01:47:52.760 and I feel like 01:47:52.760 --> 01:47:54.920 those particular dive bars 01:47:54.920 --> 01:47:57.180 may be on their 01:47:57.180 --> 01:47:59.180 last legs I don't know I haven't been 01:47:59.180 --> 01:48:01.160 to an actual dive bar 01:48:01.160 --> 01:48:02.800 for their pool table 01:48:02.800 --> 01:48:04.400 fucking years 01:48:04.920 --> 01:48:06.580 there was a pool table 01:48:07.120 --> 01:48:08.640 it always had 01:48:08.640 --> 01:48:11.400 it always had a crack head 01:48:11.400 --> 01:48:12.440 on it 01:48:12.440 --> 01:48:14.660 you always had to play 01:48:14.660 --> 01:48:16.260 crack head for the pool table 01:48:16.260 --> 01:48:18.980 look at Steve putting on airs 01:48:18.980 --> 01:48:20.020 and shit over here 01:48:21.200 --> 01:48:22.140 was that 01:48:22.140 --> 01:48:24.620 said look at Steve putting on airs 01:48:24.620 --> 01:48:25.440 and shit over here 01:48:25.440 --> 01:48:27.320 what because I hang out at the fancy bars 01:48:27.320 --> 01:48:28.280 yes 01:48:30.580 --> 01:48:32.140 them highfalutin places 01:48:32.140 --> 01:48:33.060 yeah man 01:48:33.060 --> 01:48:34.280 straight bars 01:48:36.500 --> 01:48:37.320 he's like 01:48:37.320 --> 01:48:38.420 you look at this place 01:48:38.420 --> 01:48:40.340 I don't even get tetanus from going 01:48:40.340 --> 01:48:41.060 to the bathroom 01:48:41.060 --> 01:48:43.760 it was one of those places for sure 01:48:44.180 --> 01:48:46.160 where your shoes stuck 01:48:46.160 --> 01:48:48.420 to the floor as you're walking 01:48:48.420 --> 01:48:49.400 towards the bar 01:48:49.400 --> 01:48:51.260 in many of those 01:48:52.040 --> 01:48:53.760 always wear clothes toad shoes 01:48:54.280 --> 01:48:56.880 boots or don't show up 01:48:56.880 --> 01:48:57.960 so Minnesota 01:48:57.960 --> 01:49:00.540 twins win the world series in 87 01:49:00.540 --> 01:49:02.820 and 88 they close bath houses 01:49:02.820 --> 01:49:04.560 so that related somehow 01:49:04.560 --> 01:49:07.120 well he said it was because of the AIDS epidemic 01:49:07.400 --> 01:49:08.120 which yeah 01:49:08.120 --> 01:49:08.940 it was 01:49:08.940 --> 01:49:11.860 in the late 80s early 90s 01:49:11.860 --> 01:49:14.220 when they started for about five years in a row 01:49:14.220 --> 01:49:15.660 they'd have some dude 01:49:15.660 --> 01:49:17.600 that was distinctly gay 01:49:17.600 --> 01:49:20.280 show up at the school and tell you how 01:49:20.700 --> 01:49:22.060 he had AIDS 01:49:22.060 --> 01:49:24.240 and how he got AIDS by being a complete 01:49:24.820 --> 01:49:26.220 manslut with other men 01:49:26.220 --> 01:49:28.600 and doing intravenous drugs 01:49:28.600 --> 01:49:30.260 we didn't have that 01:49:30.260 --> 01:49:32.480 we didn't have that 01:49:32.480 --> 01:49:34.720 because we had Ryan White 01:49:34.720 --> 01:49:36.400 remember that kid 01:49:36.400 --> 01:49:37.520 yeah 01:49:37.980 --> 01:49:40.380 the kid he was like 01:49:40.380 --> 01:49:42.200 a grade school kid 01:49:42.200 --> 01:49:44.240 from Tipton, Indiana 01:49:44.240 --> 01:49:46.780 and he was 01:49:46.780 --> 01:49:48.940 the kid who quote-unquote 01:49:48.940 --> 01:49:51.580 got AIDS from a blood transfusion 01:49:51.580 --> 01:49:53.480 oh I do remember that 01:49:53.480 --> 01:49:54.500 Ryan White 01:49:54.500 --> 01:49:56.180 Ryan White 01:49:56.180 --> 01:49:57.200 and that was like 01:49:57.200 --> 01:49:57.820 made up 01:50:02.870 --> 01:50:05.120 so we didn't even need 01:50:05.120 --> 01:50:07.280 the whole gay scare thing 01:50:07.280 --> 01:50:08.160 we got 01:50:08.160 --> 01:50:09.940 you could get hurt 01:50:09.940 --> 01:50:11.840 and go to the hospital 01:50:11.840 --> 01:50:13.240 and get AIDS 01:50:13.240 --> 01:50:15.560 you can't sit down on a toilet 01:50:15.560 --> 01:50:18.380 because maybe somebody had an open cut 01:50:18.380 --> 01:50:19.960 you can get AIDS 01:50:19.960 --> 01:50:22.360 you can never go to a public bathroom 01:50:22.360 --> 01:50:24.980 because they're all infested with AIDS 01:50:24.980 --> 01:50:26.380 well this guy 01:50:26.870 --> 01:50:28.600 at the end of it 01:50:28.600 --> 01:50:30.720 after he told you how he got AIDS 01:50:30.720 --> 01:50:33.020 and drawn it to the homosexuals 01:50:33.020 --> 01:50:35.220 and the intravenous drug users 01:50:35.220 --> 01:50:36.980 then at the end of it he'd be like 01:50:36.980 --> 01:50:37.920 but guess what 01:50:38.560 --> 01:50:40.660 we're having sex with girls too 01:50:40.660 --> 01:50:42.800 and that means that she gets AIDS 01:50:42.800 --> 01:50:44.240 which means that you get AIDS 01:50:44.240 --> 01:50:46.520 and then everybody gets AIDS 01:50:46.520 --> 01:50:48.620 that was the movie kids 01:50:48.620 --> 01:50:50.180 remember that movie 01:50:50.180 --> 01:50:51.760 was that a bug party 01:50:51.760 --> 01:50:53.580 the fucking poor fucker 01:50:53.580 --> 01:50:55.380 had sex one time and got AIDS 01:50:56.400 --> 01:50:57.560 that's what they 01:50:57.560 --> 01:50:59.000 showed us in that particular 01:50:59.000 --> 01:51:01.660 well they showed us a lot of other things in that movie too 01:51:01.660 --> 01:51:03.820 but that was one of them 01:51:03.820 --> 01:51:05.720 yeah I keep a copy on VHS 01:51:08.860 --> 01:51:11.540 so you can practice beating somebody 01:51:11.540 --> 01:51:12.780 with skateboard trucks 01:51:12.780 --> 01:51:14.980 don't want to show kids to my kids 01:51:15.840 --> 01:51:17.520 but someday they'll be adults 01:51:17.520 --> 01:51:18.360 and they can show to 01:51:18.360 --> 01:51:20.800 I showed my children 01:51:22.240 --> 01:51:23.720 the fucking NWA 01:51:23.720 --> 01:51:26.280 straight out of Compton before I showed them kids 01:51:26.280 --> 01:51:28.440 good question California 01:51:28.440 --> 01:51:33.940 yeah so 01:51:34.820 --> 01:51:36.240 bath houses 01:51:36.240 --> 01:51:36.920 huh 01:51:38.180 --> 01:51:39.260 that's interesting 01:51:39.260 --> 01:51:42.720 that's the other thing that Minneapolis had a lot of 01:51:42.720 --> 01:51:43.900 that I've never seen 01:51:43.900 --> 01:51:44.840 except for 01:51:44.840 --> 01:51:45.660 uh 01:51:47.280 --> 01:51:49.060 New Orleans is the only other 01:51:49.060 --> 01:51:50.520 city I've ever seen 01:51:50.520 --> 01:51:51.660 such a collection of 01:51:53.960 --> 01:51:55.080 fucking brothels 01:51:55.080 --> 01:51:57.620 yeah and all fucking massage parlors 01:51:57.620 --> 01:51:59.160 that are open at three in the morning 01:51:59.160 --> 01:52:01.500 you know that are distinctly Asian 01:52:01.500 --> 01:52:02.440 and shit like that 01:52:02.440 --> 01:52:04.300 Minneapolis had fucking like 01:52:04.740 --> 01:52:06.480 they had them everywhere 01:52:08.260 --> 01:52:10.540 well what else is going on in Minneapolis 01:52:10.540 --> 01:52:12.660 that they're bringing up a bath house ordinance 01:52:12.660 --> 01:52:14.660 to get everyone's attention focused on 01:52:16.660 --> 01:52:18.520 is there any way 01:52:18.520 --> 01:52:20.440 that there's going to be unanimous support 01:52:20.440 --> 01:52:22.600 to reconsider the ordinance 01:52:23.560 --> 01:52:25.840 does it need unanimous support 01:52:25.840 --> 01:52:27.180 do you license it 01:52:27.180 --> 01:52:28.580 does it need 01:52:28.580 --> 01:52:31.460 does it need unanimous support 01:52:31.460 --> 01:52:31.620 does it need unanimous support 01:52:32.680 --> 01:52:34.320 the little apple is 01:52:35.360 --> 01:52:36.740 there's a lot of 01:52:36.740 --> 01:52:38.100 seems like operations 01:52:38.660 --> 01:52:39.200 psychological 01:52:40.140 --> 01:52:40.900 psychologically 01:52:41.840 --> 01:52:42.600 being 01:52:43.200 --> 01:52:45.480 being procured 01:52:45.480 --> 01:52:47.100 out there 01:52:48.040 --> 01:52:49.740 Minneapolis always had 01:52:49.740 --> 01:52:51.040 an extreme homosexual 01:52:51.040 --> 01:52:52.260 agenda 01:52:52.880 --> 01:52:55.720 it always had the color divide 01:52:55.720 --> 01:52:58.100 and it was always murdery as fuck 01:52:58.100 --> 01:52:59.840 there was many murder back in the 01:52:59.840 --> 01:53:00.960 80s and 90s 01:53:00.960 --> 01:53:02.360 murderapolis man 01:53:02.360 --> 01:53:06.080 where they developed some of the first supercomputers there too 01:53:06.080 --> 01:53:06.560 so 01:53:06.560 --> 01:53:08.020 very uh 01:53:08.560 --> 01:53:09.040 weird 01:53:09.040 --> 01:53:12.480 that was only because Iowa lacked the infrastructure 01:53:14.620 --> 01:53:15.900 that's true 01:53:15.900 --> 01:53:18.240 the guy who created the first supercomputer 01:53:18.240 --> 01:53:20.400 was from Iowa and had to take it 01:53:20.400 --> 01:53:23.240 to Minnesota because there was no existing 01:53:23.240 --> 01:53:23.880 infrastructure 01:53:24.380 --> 01:53:26.600 in the state of Iowa to help them develop 01:53:26.600 --> 01:53:28.620 stinky paradox says 01:53:28.620 --> 01:53:30.080 Muslims like bath houses 01:53:30.080 --> 01:53:32.620 sure but only 01:53:32.620 --> 01:53:34.900 to bugger people not to actually bathe 01:53:34.900 --> 01:53:37.380 well that's basically what she said 01:53:37.380 --> 01:53:38.260 right out the gate 01:53:38.260 --> 01:53:41.160 yeah that's the distinction with the difference 01:53:41.160 --> 01:53:41.580 yeah 01:53:42.260 --> 01:53:44.460 they're not trying to get familiar with soap 01:53:44.460 --> 01:53:45.740 just an 11 year old 01:53:45.740 --> 01:53:48.980 yeah it sounded like the way this made it sound 01:53:48.980 --> 01:53:50.780 is like this is like the sex tent 01:53:50.780 --> 01:53:52.040 at fucking burning man 01:53:53.440 --> 01:53:54.700 that's the focus 01:53:54.700 --> 01:53:56.080 of the ordinance is 01:53:56.840 --> 01:53:58.880 whether or not what happens 01:53:58.880 --> 01:54:00.660 in the bath house can be allowed to have 01:54:00.660 --> 01:54:01.580 bath house 01:54:02.520 --> 01:54:04.480 without it being a crime 01:54:04.480 --> 01:54:05.820 without it being criminal 01:54:09.940 --> 01:54:11.960 it's wild how that's just becoming 01:54:11.960 --> 01:54:13.460 more and more prevalent 01:54:14.460 --> 01:54:16.180 so many different groups 01:54:16.740 --> 01:54:17.260 like 01:54:18.340 --> 01:54:20.240 it's just all over the place 01:54:20.240 --> 01:54:22.480 and now Minneapolis is trying to just openly 01:54:22.480 --> 01:54:24.280 but then again if they're 01:54:24.280 --> 01:54:26.880 if the ordinance is to something 01:54:26.880 --> 01:54:28.040 to give like the guys 01:54:28.040 --> 01:54:30.340 I don't know if they still do that down in lowering park 01:54:30.340 --> 01:54:32.000 like you didn't start walking 01:54:32.000 --> 01:54:33.340 you didn't walk down in the park 01:54:33.340 --> 01:54:36.980 once it got the crepuscular hours 01:54:36.980 --> 01:54:38.900 you stayed away from the park 01:54:38.900 --> 01:54:40.120 unless you wanted to 01:54:40.120 --> 01:54:43.060 be involved in some gay sex 01:54:43.060 --> 01:54:44.040 stuff 01:54:44.040 --> 01:54:46.160 is that where the timid grappler goes 01:54:46.160 --> 01:54:47.480 when it's not summertime 01:54:48.600 --> 01:54:50.180 I don't think so 01:54:50.180 --> 01:54:51.840 because that sounds too easy 01:54:51.840 --> 01:54:53.480 to pray for the timid grappler 01:54:53.480 --> 01:54:55.780 like the timid grappler would be in trouble 01:54:57.080 --> 01:54:58.340 right yeah there's 01:54:58.340 --> 01:54:59.060 some challenge there 01:55:00.820 --> 01:55:02.280 that makes sense 01:55:03.320 --> 01:55:04.420 so easy 01:55:04.420 --> 01:55:06.580 yeah you don't need to bring your 01:55:06.580 --> 01:55:08.740 your petroleum 01:55:08.740 --> 01:55:10.360 jelly I guess 01:55:10.360 --> 01:55:11.240 petrolatum 01:55:11.240 --> 01:55:15.140 get all greased up so you can't get grabbed 01:55:15.140 --> 01:55:16.420 pulled away 01:55:17.580 --> 01:55:18.300 yeah 01:55:19.500 --> 01:55:20.220 grappled 01:55:20.220 --> 01:55:22.600 that's the secret technique 01:55:22.600 --> 01:55:24.800 so you get really good at flag football 01:55:27.520 --> 01:55:28.240 yeah 01:55:28.240 --> 01:55:28.620 bath houses 01:55:28.620 --> 01:55:29.920 no 01:55:30.640 --> 01:55:31.000 no 01:55:31.000 --> 01:55:34.940 and all this doesn't even 01:55:34.940 --> 01:55:35.460 include 01:55:35.460 --> 01:55:39.100 that there's a club called ground zero 01:55:39.940 --> 01:55:41.420 that's down by there 01:55:41.420 --> 01:55:43.100 that the club is literally just 01:55:43.100 --> 01:55:45.200 based around S&M style sex 01:55:45.200 --> 01:55:46.940 how do you know 01:55:48.300 --> 01:55:49.960 when I was 01:55:49.960 --> 01:55:51.580 when I was 21 01:55:51.580 --> 01:55:52.700 I went in that fucking 01:55:52.700 --> 01:55:52.880 circle 01:55:52.880 --> 01:55:56.140 you think I'm not going to go check it out 01:55:56.900 --> 01:55:58.440 I'll check anything out 01:55:58.440 --> 01:55:58.940 once 01:56:00.100 --> 01:56:01.720 wanted to hear the sound system 01:56:01.720 --> 01:56:02.900 compared to other clubs 01:56:02.900 --> 01:56:05.500 compared to any other ground zero 01:56:05.500 --> 01:56:06.900 of course 01:56:07.660 --> 01:56:09.440 not enough bass on the floor 01:56:10.500 --> 01:56:12.000 there's people in cages 01:56:12.000 --> 01:56:13.560 and people tied to the walls 01:56:13.560 --> 01:56:14.740 getting whipped and shit 01:56:14.740 --> 01:56:16.240 you're standing there drinking 01:56:16.240 --> 01:56:17.480 rum and coke 01:56:17.480 --> 01:56:17.940 you're like 01:56:19.320 --> 01:56:20.280 that's crazy 01:56:21.260 --> 01:56:22.200 that's crazy 01:56:23.160 --> 01:56:24.280 and then my friend 01:56:24.280 --> 01:56:26.520 I went to the bar to get a drink 01:56:26.520 --> 01:56:28.000 and my friend Mark went upstairs 01:56:28.520 --> 01:56:30.340 and on the way upstairs 01:56:30.340 --> 01:56:33.160 there was a little neon pink upside down triangle 01:56:33.160 --> 01:56:33.840 and this is 01:56:33.840 --> 01:56:36.080 in the fucking early 90s 01:56:36.080 --> 01:56:38.200 so all this gay symbolism and stuff 01:56:38.200 --> 01:56:39.420 wasn't so well known 01:56:39.420 --> 01:56:41.080 and Mark went upstairs 01:56:41.080 --> 01:56:44.000 and I'm getting a drink and I lean over to the bar 01:56:44.000 --> 01:56:44.880 and I was like hey 01:56:44.880 --> 01:56:47.640 what's that upside down triangle there 01:56:47.640 --> 01:56:49.780 that's the gay section 01:56:49.780 --> 01:56:51.000 that's like 01:56:52.920 --> 01:56:54.200 fuck it 01:56:54.200 --> 01:56:56.160 Mark fucking all of a sudden 01:56:56.160 --> 01:56:58.400 comes flying down the fucking stairs 01:56:58.400 --> 01:56:59.240 I was like 01:57:00.960 --> 01:57:02.000 hey Ben 01:57:02.000 --> 01:57:04.000 I know it's been a minute since 01:57:04.000 --> 01:57:06.000 I was up at the farm 01:57:06.000 --> 01:57:06.920 and hanging out 01:57:06.920 --> 01:57:09.600 and so for like half a second there 01:57:09.600 --> 01:57:11.740 I forgot that you had like 01:57:11.740 --> 01:57:12.760 chicken stick 01:57:12.760 --> 01:57:14.520 teeny tiny fucking legs 01:57:14.520 --> 01:57:16.100 and I thought that you would 01:57:17.500 --> 01:57:19.820 like generated big floppy titties 01:57:19.820 --> 01:57:21.040 for like half a second 01:57:21.700 --> 01:57:24.200 and I was like what the fuck am I looking at 01:57:24.200 --> 01:57:25.580 and I was like that's right 01:57:25.580 --> 01:57:26.240 that's right 01:57:26.240 --> 01:57:27.300 it's been fucking 01:57:29.280 --> 01:57:30.260 rooster legs 01:57:31.060 --> 01:57:32.260 not bad 01:57:33.380 --> 01:57:34.880 this is how 01:57:34.880 --> 01:57:36.440 this is how white I am 01:57:39.700 --> 01:57:41.080 somebody last night 01:57:41.080 --> 01:57:43.000 I was sitting there just like this with one 01:57:43.000 --> 01:57:45.060 and they're like what's with the giant 01:57:45.060 --> 01:57:46.400 phallus over ball 01:57:46.400 --> 01:57:49.320 the fuck are we talking about 01:57:49.320 --> 01:57:49.980 right now 01:57:50.560 --> 01:57:51.580 that's my knee 01:57:51.580 --> 01:57:53.300 getting too comfortable 01:57:53.300 --> 01:57:56.500 and I wear in shorts it was hot as shit today 01:57:56.500 --> 01:57:57.660 hey Ben 01:57:57.660 --> 01:58:00.780 look I don't fault anybody for going 01:58:00.780 --> 01:58:02.920 pants list on camera at any point 01:58:02.920 --> 01:58:04.340 that was shocking 01:58:04.340 --> 01:58:05.860 I was not prepared for that 01:58:05.860 --> 01:58:09.020 the wearing shorts 01:58:09.020 --> 01:58:10.380 wearing shorts 01:58:10.920 --> 01:58:12.720 that about people 01:58:12.720 --> 01:58:15.220 that's just egregious 01:58:18.550 --> 01:58:20.860 I just obviously don't wear 01:58:20.860 --> 01:58:21.800 shorts often 01:58:23.020 --> 01:58:24.040 yeah 01:58:25.140 --> 01:58:26.800 sunbathing privileges 01:58:26.800 --> 01:58:28.920 well there's snakes 01:58:28.920 --> 01:58:30.940 and ticks and all kinds of shit 01:58:30.940 --> 01:58:33.200 that are gonna attach themselves 01:58:33.200 --> 01:58:35.420 to your bare legs if you're walking around 01:58:35.420 --> 01:58:37.200 outdoors on the foot 01:58:37.200 --> 01:58:38.480 yeah why would you wear shorts 01:58:38.480 --> 01:58:40.900 there's that as well but sunbathing 01:58:40.900 --> 01:58:42.840 is privilege where the privileged people 01:58:42.840 --> 01:58:44.660 are able to determine how much sun 01:58:44.660 --> 01:58:45.980 your skin recedes or not 01:58:45.980 --> 01:58:48.660 well I see I receive a whole bunch 01:58:48.660 --> 01:58:49.460 right here 01:58:49.460 --> 01:58:51.560 and right here 01:58:52.620 --> 01:58:54.760 but as soon as you get up here 01:58:54.760 --> 01:58:57.220 that it's distinctly not 01:58:57.220 --> 01:58:59.240 I totally forgot 01:58:59.240 --> 01:59:00.760 that you can get sunburn 01:59:00.760 --> 01:59:01.720 in the fog 01:59:03.060 --> 01:59:05.460 and we were hanging out 01:59:05.460 --> 01:59:07.520 at Marin Headlands the other weekend 01:59:08.340 --> 01:59:09.540 all day 01:59:09.540 --> 01:59:11.380 and yeah 01:59:11.380 --> 01:59:13.280 yeah we got a little crispified 01:59:13.280 --> 01:59:14.480 and I was like oh shit that's right 01:59:14.480 --> 01:59:17.540 some of the worst sunburn I've gotten 01:59:17.540 --> 01:59:18.640 was spending a day 01:59:19.140 --> 01:59:21.360 on the lake it was a cloudy day 01:59:21.360 --> 01:59:22.580 and we were just 01:59:22.580 --> 01:59:24.500 walking in the lake we're jet skiing 01:59:25.060 --> 01:59:27.280 getting pulled behind the boats with whatever 01:59:27.280 --> 01:59:28.760 that's definitely contrarian 01:59:28.760 --> 01:59:30.680 my legs do occasionally get sun 01:59:30.680 --> 01:59:32.400 my butt is much wider 01:59:33.100 --> 01:59:33.920 than all that 01:59:33.920 --> 01:59:36.040 I actually glow my wife 01:59:36.040 --> 01:59:37.760 when I run around naked at night 01:59:37.760 --> 01:59:39.080 can follow me no problem 01:59:39.740 --> 01:59:40.980 guys right there 01:59:40.980 --> 01:59:43.220 see them running across the forest 01:59:44.080 --> 01:59:45.440 glowing in the moonlight 01:59:45.440 --> 01:59:46.660 glowing in the moonlight 01:59:49.200 --> 01:59:50.860 the full moon 01:59:50.860 --> 01:59:51.780 light 01:59:51.780 --> 01:59:58.550 it's her favorite time 01:59:58.550 --> 02:00:00.450 I do start on photos 02:00:02.150 --> 02:00:04.210 so for the first year 02:00:04.210 --> 02:00:05.950 for the first year ever 02:00:05.950 --> 02:00:08.770 they're going to set off fireworks 02:00:08.770 --> 02:00:10.630 in front of the Golden Gate Bridge 02:00:11.270 --> 02:00:12.810 I saw that 02:00:12.810 --> 02:00:13.970 saw that 02:00:15.230 --> 02:00:17.710 which that's a moist area 02:00:17.710 --> 02:00:20.290 I don't see where there's really any danger in that 02:00:20.910 --> 02:00:22.370 it's not going to be a problem 02:00:22.370 --> 02:00:23.150 or anything like that 02:00:23.910 --> 02:00:24.510 they're 02:00:26.750 --> 02:00:27.410 they're 02:00:27.410 --> 02:00:28.290 they're also like 02:00:28.290 --> 02:00:30.790 wrapping it in some elevated terror threat 02:00:30.790 --> 02:00:31.650 sort of nonsense 02:00:32.360 --> 02:00:32.690 but 02:00:32.690 --> 02:00:35.030 it would be 02:00:35.030 --> 02:00:38.710 I haven't figured out which side of the bridge 02:00:38.710 --> 02:00:39.950 it's on yet 02:00:39.950 --> 02:00:41.690 and I don't want to 02:00:42.280 --> 02:00:43.290 try to compete 02:00:43.290 --> 02:00:46.590 with all of the people that are going to 02:00:46.590 --> 02:00:47.530 show up for that 02:00:48.320 --> 02:00:49.830 but I think we've got 02:00:49.830 --> 02:00:51.530 I do 02:00:51.530 --> 02:00:53.170 the canardic knees 02:00:54.550 --> 02:00:56.070 it's a silent end 02:00:56.070 --> 02:00:58.110 it's some knobby ass knees 02:00:58.110 --> 02:00:58.790 I do 02:00:59.530 --> 02:01:00.090 well 02:01:01.670 --> 02:01:03.930 they're going for real live 02:01:03.930 --> 02:01:05.810 Chinese fireworks display 02:01:05.810 --> 02:01:07.070 yeah float 02:01:07.070 --> 02:01:09.810 sending a barge out for a platform 02:01:09.810 --> 02:01:11.330 to launch them off of 02:01:11.330 --> 02:01:13.290 and control that bridge 02:01:13.290 --> 02:01:16.130 they lose control of that bridge 02:01:16.130 --> 02:01:16.810 all the time 02:01:17.520 --> 02:01:19.430 well they lose control of a bay bridge 02:01:19.430 --> 02:01:20.090 all the time 02:01:21.170 --> 02:01:22.650 it's not the golden gate 02:01:22.650 --> 02:01:23.890 it's not the golden gate 02:01:25.010 --> 02:01:26.490 there's three bridges 02:01:26.490 --> 02:01:29.150 the golden gate that goes north 02:01:29.150 --> 02:01:30.210 into marine county 02:01:30.210 --> 02:01:32.730 the bay bridge that goes to Oakland 02:01:33.200 --> 02:01:35.190 and then there's the Richmond bridge 02:01:35.190 --> 02:01:37.730 that goes from marine county 02:01:37.730 --> 02:01:39.310 over to the 02:01:39.310 --> 02:01:40.230 the top side 02:01:40.230 --> 02:01:43.490 which now the funny thing is 02:01:43.490 --> 02:01:44.890 the Dunbarton bridge doesn't count 02:01:44.890 --> 02:01:46.950 for anyone for anything for any reason 02:01:46.950 --> 02:01:49.050 which the funny thing now is 02:01:49.050 --> 02:01:50.770 all these bridges have 02:01:50.770 --> 02:01:52.050 one-way tolls 02:01:52.050 --> 02:01:54.310 and not all of them are in the same way 02:01:54.310 --> 02:01:56.010 so if you want to waste your time 02:01:56.010 --> 02:01:58.570 you can literally get out of 02:01:58.570 --> 02:02:00.770 tolls by going yes you can 02:02:00.770 --> 02:02:03.090 by going one direction out of one 02:02:03.090 --> 02:02:04.990 and then only going in the other 02:02:04.990 --> 02:02:06.330 direction on the other one 02:02:06.330 --> 02:02:08.350 if you're south of San Francisco 02:02:08.830 --> 02:02:11.070 you can go around the bay 02:02:11.070 --> 02:02:12.110 through Oakland 02:02:12.830 --> 02:02:14.650 and take the Richmond bridge 02:02:14.650 --> 02:02:15.610 for free 02:02:15.610 --> 02:02:17.070 over to Marin 02:02:17.070 --> 02:02:20.270 and then you can take the golden gate bridge 02:02:20.270 --> 02:02:21.430 for free 02:02:21.430 --> 02:02:23.490 into San Francisco 02:02:23.490 --> 02:02:26.330 wait no it's out of San Francisco 02:02:26.330 --> 02:02:27.750 out of San Francisco 02:02:27.750 --> 02:02:29.350 so you don't have to 02:02:29.350 --> 02:02:30.430 yeah 02:02:31.670 --> 02:02:34.630 so you can drive up to San Francisco 02:02:34.630 --> 02:02:37.010 for free from like Santa Cruz 02:02:37.010 --> 02:02:38.770 as long as you stay on 19th 02:02:39.650 --> 02:02:40.690 and then you can cross 02:02:40.690 --> 02:02:42.010 the bridge going north 02:02:42.010 --> 02:02:43.290 for free 02:02:44.010 --> 02:02:46.010 but they get you going 02:02:46.010 --> 02:02:47.770 back across 02:02:47.770 --> 02:02:49.570 the Richmond bridge 02:02:49.570 --> 02:02:52.230 unless you want to go all the way up 02:02:52.230 --> 02:02:53.430 to 02:02:54.010 --> 02:02:55.830 like Novato 02:02:55.830 --> 02:02:58.250 and take 37 down 02:02:58.250 --> 02:02:59.970 and around and then you can get there 02:02:59.970 --> 02:03:00.590 without paying 02:03:00.590 --> 02:03:03.810 they make you freaking work for it 02:03:03.810 --> 02:03:04.570 I'm the guy 02:03:04.570 --> 02:03:07.570 I knew a Cambodian couple 02:03:07.570 --> 02:03:08.730 that used to do this 02:03:09.330 --> 02:03:10.910 they would literally 02:03:10.910 --> 02:03:12.750 so they didn't have to pay the tolls 02:03:12.750 --> 02:03:13.470 throughout the week 02:03:13.470 --> 02:03:16.410 and they cost them like an extra hour a day 02:03:16.410 --> 02:03:17.390 but that's the way 02:03:17.390 --> 02:03:20.670 you play Metallica 02:03:20.670 --> 02:03:21.390 and you get the discount 02:03:22.290 --> 02:03:23.870 anything to save a dollar 02:03:23.870 --> 02:03:26.090 the golden gate isn't shut down 02:03:26.090 --> 02:03:26.910 at all 02:03:29.210 --> 02:03:29.770 California 02:03:29.770 --> 02:03:33.170 very romantic the fireworks over it 02:03:33.170 --> 02:03:34.610 and the prison in the background 02:03:34.610 --> 02:03:36.050 so nicely lit up 02:03:36.050 --> 02:03:38.390 and it's not just Alcatraz 02:03:38.390 --> 02:03:40.170 it's Alcatraz and 02:03:40.170 --> 02:03:41.090 San Quentin 02:03:41.090 --> 02:03:42.270 yeah San Quentin 02:03:42.270 --> 02:03:45.510 it's one of the most notorious active prisons 02:03:45.510 --> 02:03:46.310 in the country 02:03:46.310 --> 02:03:49.110 I think it's a supermax 02:03:49.110 --> 02:03:51.010 it is and it's right 02:03:51.010 --> 02:03:52.830 on the fucking water dude 02:03:52.830 --> 02:03:54.950 I drive a riot almost every day 02:03:54.950 --> 02:03:55.770 yeah 02:03:55.770 --> 02:04:00.230 my old roofing boss Kelly Moriarty 02:04:00.230 --> 02:04:01.090 did 02:04:01.800 --> 02:04:03.810 6 years in San Quentin 02:04:04.790 --> 02:04:05.350 and 02:04:05.350 --> 02:04:07.470 every time we were listening to radio 02:04:07.470 --> 02:04:09.410 at work and the Soundgarden song 02:04:09.410 --> 02:04:11.130 Rusty Cage would come on 02:04:11.810 --> 02:04:12.930 he'd just kind of like 02:04:13.910 --> 02:04:14.470 Quentin 02:04:14.470 --> 02:04:16.370 and then go back to work 02:04:16.370 --> 02:04:19.270 I was like I was a fucking Rusty Cage boy 02:04:19.810 --> 02:04:21.830 and he gets all salt water 02:04:21.830 --> 02:04:23.750 everything like it's gotta be 02:04:23.750 --> 02:04:24.970 cold as shit dude 02:04:24.970 --> 02:04:26.430 that place gotta suck 02:04:28.830 --> 02:04:31.490 you try to escape you're just going into 02:04:31.490 --> 02:04:33.230 a shark infested freezing 02:04:33.230 --> 02:04:34.130 cold water 02:04:35.050 --> 02:04:36.890 is that the box movie 02:04:37.490 --> 02:04:39.150 when they're escaping from it 02:04:39.150 --> 02:04:41.310 well that's actual Alcatraz 02:04:41.310 --> 02:04:42.830 that's out on an island 02:04:42.830 --> 02:04:46.030 just outside of where San Quentin 02:04:46.030 --> 02:04:46.410 is 02:04:46.410 --> 02:04:48.730 they're not very far apart 02:04:48.730 --> 02:04:50.830 they're basically under the same conditions 02:04:50.830 --> 02:04:53.430 except for San Quentin's on the mainland 02:04:53.430 --> 02:04:55.190 and Alcatraz is on the island 02:04:55.190 --> 02:04:57.170 yeah if not for like 02:04:57.170 --> 02:04:59.490 arbitrary border through water 02:04:59.490 --> 02:05:01.190 they'd be in the same county 02:05:01.190 --> 02:05:03.430 so will this be the last fireworks show 02:05:03.430 --> 02:05:05.010 before they go specifically 02:05:05.010 --> 02:05:07.630 in solely two drone shows 02:05:07.630 --> 02:05:09.330 drone light shows or the quiet 02:05:09.330 --> 02:05:10.550 maybe 02:05:12.490 --> 02:05:13.210 maybe 02:05:14.150 --> 02:05:15.790 that's a good question 02:05:23.350 --> 02:05:24.690 NAAC knees 02:05:24.690 --> 02:05:27.290 maybe more cleverly written like this 02:05:29.550 --> 02:05:31.770 NAAC knees 02:05:37.530 --> 02:05:39.410 NAAC knees 02:05:39.410 --> 02:05:40.850 NAAC knees 02:05:54.470 --> 02:05:57.270 NAAC knees 02:05:57.290 --> 02:06:02.690 Yeah, George Floyd may he rest in peace the knees and the balls 02:06:04.250 --> 02:06:06.690 Yeah, yeah, the balls need aired out also 02:06:08.770 --> 02:06:14.770 Well, I can't I can't I can't remember which there was there was a Scottish Lord 02:06:14.770 --> 02:06:16.410 And I can't remember what his name was 02:06:16.410 --> 02:06:20.950 But that dude had such a big dick that it would fucking hung to the bottom of his kilt 02:06:20.950 --> 02:06:23.750 So he had an actual helmet for the end of his dick 02:06:28.170 --> 02:06:33.440 David Bowie, yeah, yeah, David Bowie and his name was David Bowie 02:06:36.170 --> 02:06:37.930 John mick Holmes 02:06:42.610 --> 02:06:49.090 They dropped the Mick when they moved to America, no one's gonna know we're Scottish oh 02:06:52.430 --> 02:06:53.070 Oh 02:06:53.070 --> 02:06:58.090 Man the World Cup Scots have moved on from Boston to Miami 02:06:59.430 --> 02:07:07.890 So now the entire Tartan army has been introduced to street tacos and Big Booty Latinas. Oh, no, they're never leaving 02:07:08.530 --> 02:07:10.470 Oh, no, they're never leaving 02:07:11.790 --> 02:07:17.850 They're here now. We just have to accept our new Scottish brethren. I was thinking about proposing a trade 02:07:18.730 --> 02:07:23.550 No, they'll leave they'll leave they'll leave in July when it when the heat hits. They're like 02:07:24.570 --> 02:07:25.570 Why is it? 02:07:26.710 --> 02:07:29.130 They're in Miami basically in July 02:07:29.730 --> 02:07:36.470 It ain't you know, and they they're gonna leave they need that fucking they need that fucking drizzle in the sky 02:07:36.470 --> 02:07:38.410 It's supposed to be gray and drizzly 02:07:38.410 --> 02:07:44.870 But they were in Boston and they've just figured out what good weather and smoking hot Latinas are 02:07:44.870 --> 02:07:50.890 So I think that some of them are probably gonna try to stay and because of this inevitability 02:07:50.890 --> 02:07:57.410 I'm proposing a trade. All right, that sunshine will bring their mood up elevate their mood. We'll take 02:07:58.060 --> 02:08:00.450 America will take the World Cup Scots 02:08:01.050 --> 02:08:03.210 Will take the World Cup Japanese 02:08:04.210 --> 02:08:10.970 They're great. You seen any of the videos of the Japanese eating Texas barbecue for the first time. It's 02:08:10.970 --> 02:08:11.650 delightful 02:08:12.530 --> 02:08:14.970 Just adorable. We'll take them 02:08:15.890 --> 02:08:17.590 and in return 02:08:18.590 --> 02:08:22.930 Because the United Kingdom wants to be part of the caliphate 02:08:22.930 --> 02:08:25.690 We'll give the United Kingdom 02:08:26.710 --> 02:08:29.020 all of the Muslims in Michigan and 02:08:29.910 --> 02:08:35.850 Then we can put the Scots in Michigan where the weather is going to be more to their their 02:08:36.610 --> 02:08:41.310 Familiarity. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and we'll just we'll swap it out and 02:08:41.650 --> 02:08:46.530 England the United Kingdom can be the caliphate that it wants to be 02:08:47.480 --> 02:08:50.970 And the Scots can have Dearborn and Detroit 02:08:51.690 --> 02:08:54.150 Well, it appeared that the people of 02:08:55.570 --> 02:09:01.430 The UK are not quite as down with that plan as the 02:09:02.450 --> 02:09:05.860 people in charge of that area and 02:09:07.190 --> 02:09:10.610 We're seeing a substantial amount of upheaval Ireland 02:09:10.610 --> 02:09:12.170 there was a 02:09:13.170 --> 02:09:19.290 Riots the other night and I saw that they were talking about dragging council members out of their homes and shit 02:09:20.750 --> 02:09:22.150 You know, they're a little 02:09:22.150 --> 02:09:25.790 I should 02:09:29.070 --> 02:09:30.350 Love to see that 02:09:31.470 --> 02:09:34.490 You know just covering local Minnesota news 02:09:36.310 --> 02:09:38.810 What else happened in Minnesota, oh 02:09:39.330 --> 02:09:40.330 Forest Lake 02:09:40.930 --> 02:09:44.130 Though the there's a family that opened a dispensary there 02:09:46.070 --> 02:09:47.550 Way down in Forest Lake 02:09:48.990 --> 02:09:53.070 It's not only down it's sort of to the side kind of West. What do they dispense? 02:09:53.750 --> 02:09:54.690 the green stuff 02:09:55.590 --> 02:09:59.450 Miles the mayor of Forest Lake is the owner of this dispensary 02:10:00.530 --> 02:10:06.490 The battle horn is coming. There's no doubt. We will hear though. I think we're hearing the horn in our lifetime 02:10:07.490 --> 02:10:08.510 Which one 02:10:10.270 --> 02:10:11.770 The yaller horn 02:10:16.330 --> 02:10:22.190 I love the expression this lady here, I think they're the only married news team 02:10:23.590 --> 02:10:25.570 There's another one on Fox News 02:10:27.030 --> 02:10:35.530 Yeah, Joe Scarborough and morning Mika. Okay. Yeah and morning prostitute lady. Yeah, my morning good 02:10:37.550 --> 02:10:38.550 SNM dude 02:10:39.750 --> 02:10:46.030 Morning what I killed my intern who I knocked up and then covered it up and somehow 02:10:46.030 --> 02:10:52.890 Still remained in office and then got leveled up to the highest echelons of mainstream media 02:10:52.890 --> 02:10:57.570 Joe Scarborough, you know, she takes him. Oh 02:10:57.570 --> 02:10:58.050 For sure 02:10:58.050 --> 02:11:03.030 Yeah, here in California. It's Mexicans and South Americans hate each other 02:11:03.030 --> 02:11:08.530 She's got a lion and she's got a giant life-size statue of Zabignu 02:11:09.330 --> 02:11:12.430 And that's what she uses to peg Joe with 02:11:14.470 --> 02:11:21.730 Does she wear it of course of course like like it's a tandem parachute jump 02:11:25.970 --> 02:11:27.230 Pile drives 02:11:33.030 --> 02:11:39.590 So the ruling family of Forest Lake is open to distance right and this is this is their announcement of it 02:11:42.350 --> 02:11:45.150 Businesses are finding green and in the green 02:11:45.710 --> 02:11:51.770 My grandparents started it back in 1930. It's a Forest Lake family business in horticulture 02:11:51.770 --> 02:11:55.110 96 years three generations. That's had to adapt 02:11:55.650 --> 02:12:00.230 1997 we opened up Big Apple bagel and coffee shop and bagel shop 02:12:01.390 --> 02:12:02.610 Note that 02:12:03.590 --> 02:12:07.990 Bagels says the greenhouse cannabis company where they accept tips 02:12:09.770 --> 02:12:18.530 And in 2005 we opened Robert's family funeral home and adapting again brothers Blake and Kelly Roberts opened a cannabis shop 02:12:18.530 --> 02:12:21.090 Blake is also the mayor of Forest Lake 02:12:22.110 --> 02:12:28.670 Really open a bagel shop a funeral parlor and now a green house 02:12:29.150 --> 02:12:36.690 That's a diverse portfolio. Yeah, I mean the tanning salon, right the nail 02:12:38.030 --> 02:12:39.850 Family video stores 02:12:43.850 --> 02:12:50.610 Pivoting into an unfamiliar world at first it was scary just because the perception what people maybe thought 02:12:50.610 --> 02:12:56.670 Josh Prestigard is the general manager of the greenhouse like where they fertilizing their cannabis with their 02:12:56.670 --> 02:12:57.710 You know 02:13:00.950 --> 02:13:02.310 It's a possibility 02:13:03.350 --> 02:13:07.230 Like on how high the poor customers are gonna 02:13:07.800 --> 02:13:10.470 Fucking joint and some fucking dead person's gonna 02:13:13.260 --> 02:13:16.350 For real rooted locally since 19 02:13:17.250 --> 02:13:22.470 This this family has been in control of the Forest Lake areas for a hundred years 02:13:22.470 --> 02:13:27.310 And now they're controlling the cannabis industry locally 02:13:28.310 --> 02:13:33.790 Cannabis saved my life. He was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer three years. So 02:13:35.200 --> 02:13:37.510 Forest Lake where is it by Marcus? 02:13:38.490 --> 02:13:39.810 it is 02:13:41.270 --> 02:13:42.590 East of 02:13:42.590 --> 02:13:43.310 Roosevelt 02:13:44.670 --> 02:13:50.690 Okay, okay. Yeah, it's like a St. Paul sub or more than a Minneapolis one 02:13:50.690 --> 02:13:56.610 Yeah, this is part of why I do I wasn't able to place it right away as I who the fuck goes and hangs out in st 02:13:56.610 --> 02:14:01.110 Paul, you know, it's what it's like a town over from St. Louis Park 02:14:01.790 --> 02:14:07.770 Kind of thing or like two spots out two hops over you cross Mississippi River things go bad 02:14:10.750 --> 02:14:13.870 Yeah, it's gentrified Lake 02:14:14.550 --> 02:14:15.510 Big Lake 02:14:15.510 --> 02:14:17.370 They have the downtown area 02:14:17.850 --> 02:14:19.570 They got around about there 02:14:19.570 --> 02:14:23.130 But it's interesting to note that the mayor 02:14:24.010 --> 02:14:24.650 maybe 02:14:25.350 --> 02:14:31.410 Is involved in this or it's like all those people who are growing on their own 02:14:32.050 --> 02:14:38.030 Selling small batches just type of thing. I can put them in jail getting priced out. Maybe 02:14:39.470 --> 02:14:42.570 Screwed here. Yeah. Yeah screwed 02:14:43.510 --> 02:14:44.150 Indeed 02:14:44.730 --> 02:14:52.290 I felt like I was poisoning my body enough with with the Kimu and radiation that I wanted to find a more natural thing that 02:14:52.290 --> 02:14:54.490 Would help me get up be able to 02:14:55.190 --> 02:15:02.050 Participate in my kids my family's lives. He discovered cannabis gave him hope from cannabis gave him hope 02:15:03.970 --> 02:15:12.330 So there are touting health benefits to old wealthy white people with dad shirts 02:15:14.150 --> 02:15:19.810 It's like kind of a camouflage shirt. I think I see Africa and Australia. Maybe it's a map 02:15:20.470 --> 02:15:27.430 On the shirt. He adopted, right? He's not straight man. Is he I don't know. He's the 02:15:28.650 --> 02:15:30.810 Assistant to the assistant manager 02:15:34.450 --> 02:15:41.630 Fighting for my life to now living again and so I'm thankful to this community 02:15:42.190 --> 02:15:46.790 Josh says he's very hard to the family that has been a part of Forest Lake for generations 02:15:47.390 --> 02:15:53.290 So we did that customers nice green house. It's like a pyramid. Yeah, be grateful be grateful that the 02:15:54.630 --> 02:15:56.070 Clanky that's fucking a 02:15:56.070 --> 02:16:04.810 I would not even buy my product there. I'm gonna be like you are gonna have subpar product 02:16:05.450 --> 02:16:07.730 And make me wait a shit ton for it 02:16:08.350 --> 02:16:12.370 Yep, and this is the customer clientele here big hoop earrings 02:16:13.950 --> 02:16:21.410 Between gray white and blonde silver hair colors, you know weak edibles made out of high fructose corn syrup 02:16:22.770 --> 02:16:23.590 Oh, yeah 02:16:24.350 --> 02:16:28.050 Yeah, all the packages on all the products are gonna be super fucking nice 02:16:28.050 --> 02:16:31.250 And the product and it isn't even gonna do anything for you 02:16:31.250 --> 02:16:34.350 You're gonna be like you're gonna have to fucking smoke like 10 of them to get high 02:16:34.350 --> 02:16:39.030 Yeah, the claims of the manager the assistant to the assistant manager talking about the health claims 02:16:39.030 --> 02:16:44.890 Yeah, don't ask the FDA about that don't ask the mayor about that. But you know, they're you may see benefits 02:16:44.890 --> 02:16:46.270 You may see benefits 02:16:47.670 --> 02:16:52.150 Agree, I really think this is gonna help people here in Forest Lake. I've just been so excited 02:16:52.150 --> 02:16:53.290 Like your family 02:16:57.670 --> 02:17:02.530 They found one young customer to to say it's she's really excited about it 02:17:04.970 --> 02:17:09.330 So this is what's happening in in minnesota, that's the local news 02:17:10.260 --> 02:17:10.610 Wow 02:17:11.420 --> 02:17:14.970 That was great. Thank you Forest Lake 02:17:15.910 --> 02:17:20.170 You know funeral home bagel shop dispensary 02:17:20.980 --> 02:17:26.150 Yeah, lawn care services are probably already covered by the latino culture 02:17:28.630 --> 02:17:29.230 Yeah 02:17:29.230 --> 02:17:31.250 Mini apple and big apple and 02:17:31.990 --> 02:17:38.470 Pizza oh, that's what you need. You need a cannabis delivery service that landscapes for you 02:17:39.810 --> 02:17:40.410 Yeah 02:17:41.310 --> 02:17:44.370 That's I like that's an that's an exit strategy 02:17:45.030 --> 02:17:48.810 Either landscapes for you or they will come over at night and do uh 02:17:48.810 --> 02:17:49.370 boy 02:17:50.190 --> 02:17:51.170 point why 02:17:51.830 --> 02:17:59.210 That the devil they call them the devil sticks the devil sticks. Yeah, you can watch them out the window with fire 02:18:00.030 --> 02:18:01.590 Yeah, and hacky sack 02:18:02.450 --> 02:18:06.670 And hacky flaming hacky sack bring culture to the kids. Yep 02:18:06.670 --> 02:18:07.970 That's a great idea 02:18:07.970 --> 02:18:14.210 We used to put lighter fluid on top of the hacky sack and and set it on fire and play with it till it went out 02:18:14.790 --> 02:18:19.270 Oh, nice. That's a great idea. I never don't know why I never thought about that 02:18:21.170 --> 02:18:22.890 I like to juggle those uh 02:18:23.570 --> 02:18:24.410 Thank you 02:18:25.410 --> 02:18:25.990 Oh 02:18:25.990 --> 02:18:32.790 The weightless handkerchiefs that just flow. Yeah. Oh, yeah me and the air to learn to juggle them 02:18:33.440 --> 02:18:39.370 Oh, yeah, those that was everybody started get into contact juggling with larger and larger balls 02:18:40.170 --> 02:18:43.210 Big balls big balls big ball clubs 02:18:44.020 --> 02:18:47.070 Yeah, since we're we're discussing exit strategies 02:18:47.070 --> 02:18:50.050 I I saw a clip I put in the private chat 02:18:50.350 --> 02:18:52.070 Ted Allen if you want to bring it up 02:18:52.770 --> 02:18:57.250 I feel like we that with the big brains that we have assembled here 02:18:57.250 --> 02:19:03.410 We can take what we're about to watch and then roll that into our own 02:19:04.110 --> 02:19:10.790 uh business venture and potential exit strategy from having to podcast all the time 02:19:11.710 --> 02:19:12.730 Love it 02:19:14.170 --> 02:19:16.410 I've seen some of these before I think 02:19:18.590 --> 02:19:20.010 My breath is baited 02:19:20.870 --> 02:19:27.330 Ted Allen, would you mind? Yeah, let's bring this up. It sounds loud. Just the visual is oh, yeah 02:19:27.330 --> 02:19:30.850 You can you can adjust the volume accordingly. Okay, I'll bring it 02:19:31.370 --> 02:19:34.290 Turn it the fuck is going on here the anger retreat 02:19:34.890 --> 02:19:38.450 The anger retreat. Okay, some of these out in the woods 02:19:39.950 --> 02:19:40.870 That I've seen 02:19:43.190 --> 02:19:50.030 I see uh, I see pillows, uh day three of five day three of five here we go 02:19:55.290 --> 02:19:55.890 Okay 02:19:58.290 --> 02:20:01.670 Is this the Christopher Nolan soundtrack that we're hearing 02:20:03.050 --> 02:20:05.830 And then that's started for your blouse to be off 02:20:06.730 --> 02:20:10.550 This entire thing is actually the new Taylor Swift album. Is it? 02:20:11.670 --> 02:20:19.270 Okay, this is her post toy story five work. Give us a little bit more volume here, Ted Allen. Okay 02:20:22.330 --> 02:20:24.830 Just appearance by Cheney 02:20:39.180 --> 02:20:43.460 Is this what they do at the bath house, okay, I was really lips here 02:20:44.300 --> 02:20:45.560 I think she's 02:20:46.440 --> 02:20:49.940 No, no, I think she was saying I hate the Holy Spirit 02:20:52.300 --> 02:20:59.760 That's what I heard. Yeah, could be very true. Okay could be very so here. Here's what I'm thinking we 02:21:00.500 --> 02:21:03.640 We uh slap a coat of paint 02:21:04.330 --> 02:21:06.120 on Chateau de Balderson 02:21:06.880 --> 02:21:10.560 Up there in the mountains in northern california 02:21:10.560 --> 02:21:17.260 You guys have to see that there's already one of those going on. We could just take the model. I put the link in the 02:21:18.060 --> 02:21:22.840 I mean, there's also one on youtube of the same thing. You could see how much they're charging even at this one 02:21:22.840 --> 02:21:24.460 This is in the woods. Okay 02:21:24.900 --> 02:21:28.580 It's a different one than the one we just watched and they're really uh 02:21:29.140 --> 02:21:34.700 Angry these these women. I'm getting a lot of ideas from this. This is just a safe brainstorming 02:21:35.140 --> 02:21:36.500 Session right now, right? 02:21:37.110 --> 02:21:41.460 So what if we put what they those sleeveless 02:21:41.910 --> 02:21:43.820 T-shirts, I think they're called beaters 02:21:44.370 --> 02:21:45.880 You know those those white ones 02:21:46.610 --> 02:21:47.880 We put those on the pillows 02:21:48.580 --> 02:21:49.600 Would that help? 02:21:51.660 --> 02:21:57.920 Wife beaters. Yes, always put wife beaters on white. You want to look bad wife's beat back. Yeah 02:21:59.800 --> 02:22:01.380 Yeah, where's beat back? 02:22:01.780 --> 02:22:03.500 But we're in a black wife beater 02:22:03.880 --> 02:22:08.380 Would we also have um add on services for head shaving? 02:22:10.160 --> 02:22:11.240 Well, yeah 02:22:13.500 --> 02:22:18.760 You would obviously you would obviously have a a beautician 02:22:19.220 --> 02:22:22.040 sure and of course it would be a 02:22:22.800 --> 02:22:25.840 73 year old guy named less who did 02:22:26.280 --> 02:22:31.480 You know two tours and nom he'd be the barber, but we'd call him a beautician 02:22:33.500 --> 02:22:35.100 Essentially giving the same haircut 02:22:35.100 --> 02:22:40.540 Yeah, it'd be under different packages. This one would be the shanaid o'connor package 02:22:41.260 --> 02:22:45.900 Have you seen the price on the one that I posted in the private or the brandy spears package? 02:22:47.240 --> 02:22:52.700 Oh, that's even better. That's a brandy spears package. It's more relevant to today 02:22:54.220 --> 02:22:55.200 What's his name? 02:22:55.800 --> 02:22:56.480 wife 02:22:57.260 --> 02:22:59.300 Without apesia will smith 02:22:59.300 --> 02:23:00.180 Oh 02:23:00.180 --> 02:23:04.630 That won't bring in business nobody likes her 02:23:06.160 --> 02:23:14.720 Is she not is she like a printed pillow option if you wanted to take out aggression like will smith will smith was the acceptable black guy for like 20 years 02:23:15.760 --> 02:23:23.900 So we would provide a safe space for women of all color to explore their hatred of other colors and cultures 02:23:24.610 --> 02:23:27.220 See well, that's all looks like white women, which is not shocked 02:23:31.240 --> 02:23:34.900 Well, let's see. There's no other class of human 02:23:35.560 --> 02:23:43.220 Outside of liberal white women that are gonna drop four grand on a weekend to punch a pillow or swing a stick 02:23:44.040 --> 02:23:48.640 Yeah, it just doesn't exist outside of that demographic. Yeah 02:23:49.400 --> 02:23:51.900 You could tell that they're all very well 02:23:51.900 --> 02:23:57.280 They're at all middle class or higher because if they were poor you just go down you're like honey 02:23:57.840 --> 02:23:59.120 We'll take ten dollars 02:23:59.560 --> 02:24:06.820 We'll go down to the goodwill and we'll get a set of plates and you can throw them around when we get home 02:24:06.820 --> 02:24:11.660 If they're poor, they don't need any of you. They could just beat the shit out of whoever's paying their bills that week 02:24:12.200 --> 02:24:12.640 Yeah 02:24:13.640 --> 02:24:18.800 Yeah, it'd be real frustrating to give them some old tupperware to try and smash and it's 02:24:20.080 --> 02:24:22.140 Hit it harder. You have to hit it harder 02:24:23.560 --> 02:24:26.080 This video goes way longer than I even thought I'm 02:24:26.760 --> 02:24:28.160 Because wow 02:24:30.200 --> 02:24:34.160 Yeah, no it goes on for a little bit they they get into it they do 02:24:38.140 --> 02:24:44.580 Are they beating up the ground this fiery hot emotion from within us so it's called the rage 02:24:44.580 --> 02:24:50.900 Fiery hot emotion from within us now they went back to vertical. They just can't pick a choose 02:24:50.900 --> 02:24:52.280 They can't pick a freaking 02:24:53.100 --> 02:24:59.860 Uh ratio for you. I'm sorry about that. Alan. No, no, no, I I was I was playing with the 02:24:59.860 --> 02:25:06.600 The aspect ratio because we wanted to zero in on what is in the hot pocket. And does she have um, 02:25:06.960 --> 02:25:09.300 Those steel knuckles. What do they call them? 02:25:09.520 --> 02:25:10.180 brass knuckles 02:25:10.960 --> 02:25:15.880 Oh take a lap Ted Allen. Dang. I I don't know the language of 02:25:22.280 --> 02:25:22.740 Oh 02:25:25.220 --> 02:25:30.520 I'm not sure how you currently could go without you don't own a set of brassies 02:25:31.280 --> 02:25:38.180 I I look I have a couple of of letter openers that are uniquely shaped 02:25:38.180 --> 02:25:45.760 I don't have brass knuckles or or any other implement of of the such those are illegal 02:25:46.260 --> 02:25:54.540 Right. Yeah. No, no, I've got I've got I've got a paperweight that's you know in the approximate exact shape of a brass knuckles. Yeah 02:25:54.540 --> 02:26:01.720 Yeah, they never know when you're gonna need a good paperweight. So here's my other exit strategy 02:26:02.280 --> 02:26:04.820 And that is uh rage wear 02:26:05.800 --> 02:26:07.620 We're going to outfit 02:26:08.160 --> 02:26:15.320 The women who come to these retreats and we will come up with comfortable and stylish rage wear for all 02:26:15.320 --> 02:26:21.140 Seasons because you never know when you're going to be in the middle of the wood screaming your damn fool head off 02:26:21.140 --> 02:26:23.020 Beating a stick into the ground 02:26:23.380 --> 02:26:25.780 You might want a puffy coat. You might 02:26:26.440 --> 02:26:29.360 We should turn ballersons cabin into a boutique 02:26:29.360 --> 02:26:30.560 There you go 02:26:31.100 --> 02:26:36.860 There needs to be a menopause edition. I think if we undercut the price too by half 02:26:37.760 --> 02:26:43.340 Yoga man a manopause rage wear where you just get overalls in a sweater 02:26:44.440 --> 02:26:46.580 Big purses with clunky metal 02:26:47.600 --> 02:26:49.640 claps and buckles and 02:26:50.020 --> 02:26:51.020 things on them 02:26:51.020 --> 02:26:53.420 with like one oddball color 02:26:54.120 --> 02:26:54.460 like 02:26:55.340 --> 02:26:55.780 turquoise 02:26:57.100 --> 02:27:01.700 I thought they were called steel knuckles because you put them on before your shop left 02:27:05.040 --> 02:27:06.780 Do I get another lap for that? 02:27:08.060 --> 02:27:08.620 Yes 02:27:08.620 --> 02:27:11.720 You need a lap you need two 02:27:14.040 --> 02:27:17.600 No, and you'd also don't like most people don't realize 02:27:18.100 --> 02:27:21.120 You don't actually slide them over this part of your fist 02:27:21.720 --> 02:27:28.140 You actually put them on this part of your fist and you sit like this so it keeps your wrist straight and you punch 02:27:28.140 --> 02:27:31.720 You don't use your knuckles to hit on your arm muscle bone 02:27:32.520 --> 02:27:38.680 You you use your your first set they go in between your first and second set of knuckles 02:27:38.680 --> 02:27:41.640 Right right here in third. Yeah. Yeah 02:27:42.160 --> 02:27:42.980 It's right here 02:27:42.980 --> 02:27:46.860 And then and then when you're punching you keep your wrist more straight 02:27:46.860 --> 02:27:53.180 Ben's exactly correct the back part that has a little curve on it. It's supposed to rest neatly in your palm 02:27:53.820 --> 02:27:58.340 And you're supposed to strike straight forward like a jab 02:27:59.160 --> 02:27:59.480 Yeah 02:28:01.220 --> 02:28:05.860 And that's yeah, that's where the power and stability is derived 02:28:06.700 --> 02:28:12.720 Well, and also it's not like you need to throw a haymaker with those if you've never been hit with brassies 02:28:12.720 --> 02:28:15.580 Fucking it's a special kind of painful 02:28:16.720 --> 02:28:21.120 All right, imagine that's a stall breaker. I had a buddy 02:28:21.720 --> 02:28:26.540 Because we're dumb kids and whatever, you know put on breast knocks and just get armed to me 02:28:27.380 --> 02:28:29.100 Yeah, and I 02:28:29.100 --> 02:28:35.740 I saw rainbow colors of spots in my eyes 02:28:35.860 --> 02:28:43.020 When I got hit with this thing. Yeah, and yeah, I couldn't lift my arm for like a solid four or five minutes 02:28:43.020 --> 02:28:44.960 It was just hanging. Wow 02:28:46.540 --> 02:28:47.020 Yikes 02:28:49.920 --> 02:28:54.880 Yeah, it it's special when you get hit with brassies there there ain't no forgetting that 02:28:54.880 --> 02:28:59.560 You've never been hitting the head with him. Fortunately, I mean either. Yeah 02:29:00.340 --> 02:29:01.040 Showstopper man 02:29:01.560 --> 02:29:04.340 Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're done. You're done. That's light out 02:29:05.060 --> 02:29:06.920 Yeah, you don't got to throw the haymaker 02:29:06.920 --> 02:29:13.880 You just got to have a decent stiff jab and hit it in a fucking reasonable spot and it's going to cause so much damage 02:29:14.700 --> 02:29:15.180 like 02:29:16.200 --> 02:29:19.140 Straight out him out hit him in the jaw or the ear 02:29:19.640 --> 02:29:20.120 Yeah 02:29:20.920 --> 02:29:26.000 In the cheekbone in the anywhere. It's like because you there is no give in brass 02:29:27.000 --> 02:29:30.300 That like if you ever read any of the ancient greek books 02:29:30.300 --> 02:29:35.280 They're very specific about what metals do do different things 02:29:35.780 --> 02:29:40.080 And when you get hit with brass, it's got a special pain to it 02:29:40.080 --> 02:29:43.900 Like there's a reason that it's not steel knuckles like brass is special 02:29:44.740 --> 02:29:45.840 And it it sucks 02:29:48.020 --> 02:29:48.620 Interesting 02:29:49.220 --> 02:29:56.480 Like honestly, if you if you think about it, you know, like common sense would tell you why wouldn't you get titanium knuckles? 02:29:57.020 --> 02:29:57.840 They, you know, it's 02:29:57.840 --> 02:30:01.120 Hard, you know 02:30:02.020 --> 02:30:05.740 Yeah, you know, but no, it's it's brass for a reason 02:30:05.740 --> 02:30:12.280 You get hit with them fucking with that brass, you know, it's special it dig it like it's down to the bone pain 02:30:12.800 --> 02:30:14.200 Not only that, I mean like 02:30:15.340 --> 02:30:20.320 Shaped in a way to where like if you take a body shot with brass knuckles 02:30:20.320 --> 02:30:24.560 They're hitting at least three different pressure points. No matter 02:30:28.160 --> 02:30:28.640 Yeah 02:30:30.140 --> 02:30:32.440 And yeah, everything just kind of goes to sleep 02:30:33.040 --> 02:30:37.980 Like why doesn't my body work anymore? Ow. I'm getting hit. Ow. Ow. This sucks. Ow 02:30:42.380 --> 02:30:49.260 Unless you're built like John Claude from Bloodsport, right? And then you say ow in a french accent 02:30:52.080 --> 02:30:54.240 Then you say fuck you tongue-po 02:30:56.940 --> 02:30:57.660 Ah 02:30:57.660 --> 02:31:03.000 I'm looking around like you're blind and shit great moment 02:31:05.580 --> 02:31:13.300 He really did he got this this this is my paper way that was van dam's dialogue going the blinding scene 02:31:16.260 --> 02:31:22.900 Well, you know, he also was the very first predator most people don't know that 02:31:22.900 --> 02:31:24.420 Yeah, really? 02:31:25.120 --> 02:31:27.200 Yeah, oh, he was too small though 02:31:27.700 --> 02:31:32.780 Yeah, he said the suit was too uncomfortable and too hot and all that and he ended up having to get replaced 02:31:32.780 --> 02:31:34.820 But the original predator was van dam 02:31:37.160 --> 02:31:40.900 Would have been pretty funny if they left him 02:31:41.980 --> 02:31:44.980 He went over shadows. Well, maybe not Arnold 02:31:46.060 --> 02:31:48.740 I feel like I don't know but it looked gigantic next to him 02:31:49.420 --> 02:31:52.580 I don't know if I'm fighting this little little uh 02:31:53.780 --> 02:31:57.540 Well, I think they had him on like semi stilts and they had uh 02:31:58.080 --> 02:32:02.940 Like his arms extended so he's like holding that had to be the worst suit to wherever 02:32:05.040 --> 02:32:06.000 Grass knuckles 02:32:07.080 --> 02:32:08.720 Basically, that's like what he was doing 02:32:15.020 --> 02:32:18.280 I'd love to get hit in the face by some grass knuckles 02:32:19.300 --> 02:32:25.000 Squirt on show titles meant unpaused grass knuckles bath house 02:32:25.980 --> 02:32:28.200 Grass knuckles, yeah 02:32:31.740 --> 02:32:34.660 It's the name of your pot grass knuckles name of your pot 02:32:34.660 --> 02:32:41.560 Well, this this is the the the ted the ted experience men unpaused 02:32:42.960 --> 02:32:48.960 Men unpaused just just try it on in your mouth just swish around see how see how it goes 02:32:51.320 --> 02:32:54.380 Weed gateway drug to gardening indeed 02:32:55.000 --> 02:32:55.160 Yeah 02:32:56.160 --> 02:32:59.060 I think we learn that every week 02:32:59.980 --> 02:33:01.800 We gateway drug to garden 02:33:03.540 --> 02:33:05.140 Oh, fuck it is 02:33:05.140 --> 02:33:10.600 It is like fucking my gardens are amazing. You make it work for you 02:33:12.700 --> 02:33:14.000 What did that say 02:33:14.620 --> 02:33:19.160 It's a garden dig it you make it work for you. Not yet. Yeah. Yeah 02:33:19.160 --> 02:33:20.940 Yeah, no my gardens are top notch 02:33:21.660 --> 02:33:21.940 Hey 02:33:28.640 --> 02:33:37.520 So, uh, who is ted who is ted? We are all ted upper left. I am ted. It's like a fight club thing going 02:33:38.320 --> 02:33:43.680 I'm ted. I'm ted bennington or uh, benjamin balderson, whichever one 02:33:44.600 --> 02:33:48.240 We haven't found ted and dirt in yet, but i'm sure he's around 02:33:49.840 --> 02:33:50.960 I'll make it so 02:33:53.860 --> 02:33:54.340 I 02:33:54.340 --> 02:33:57.520 Kind of upset that i'm not ted dirt now that i know 02:33:57.520 --> 02:34:04.300 If we get uh, jake shields on the show, we'll name him ted dirt. Okay 02:34:05.780 --> 02:34:11.560 I could put that in the pitch to jake shields to say you come on the show. You are ted turden 02:34:12.500 --> 02:34:19.500 But which I think I think uh, madame tomato got invited to something with uh, jake shields 02:34:19.500 --> 02:34:25.040 So who who might we get on to represent ted tur duckin? 02:34:25.640 --> 02:34:27.700 Ted tur duckin. Yeah 02:34:28.380 --> 02:34:29.440 rick moranis 02:34:31.500 --> 02:34:33.760 Yeah, teddy rose bone 02:34:35.940 --> 02:34:37.320 Any ruck spin 02:34:38.560 --> 02:34:39.320 Okay 02:34:41.560 --> 02:34:42.420 We could get 02:34:43.540 --> 02:34:44.360 You're a great get 02:34:45.140 --> 02:34:47.820 I still want to see rosa and bar on the show, but 02:34:49.240 --> 02:34:51.720 Get her like a little ted mustache or beard 02:34:53.300 --> 02:34:55.720 I mean, I've got a few connections to her 02:34:57.040 --> 02:35:01.380 We could get her on the fourth of july. She likes singing anthems. Yeah, I know 02:35:01.380 --> 02:35:05.920 We probably couldn't get her to sing for us on the fourth of july. It didn't go well last time 02:35:07.040 --> 02:35:08.040 I think it went great 02:35:08.740 --> 02:35:10.560 Popped off all kinds of fame 02:35:11.560 --> 02:35:14.400 We're all we're all supposed to look the same. We're all teds 02:35:15.940 --> 02:35:19.360 It's getting dark. So I don't have my glasses on shush it bubs 02:35:19.880 --> 02:35:24.460 Yeah, it's too hot here else. I'm doing my hood. Yeah, it's too hot to wear the hoodie 02:35:25.220 --> 02:35:26.100 You stop 02:35:27.800 --> 02:35:28.240 mouthy 02:35:30.840 --> 02:35:32.080 Oh shush it 02:35:32.840 --> 02:35:33.720 shush it 02:35:34.440 --> 02:35:34.900 Shush it 02:35:36.560 --> 02:35:44.240 I actually got a got a hop off gentleman. I got about three hours of shit to do and about an hour of give a damn left 02:35:45.020 --> 02:35:45.540 so 02:35:47.000 --> 02:35:51.040 I'm not going out up. Good luck. I'm gonna try to make hay 02:35:51.580 --> 02:35:55.380 Well, real nice. The sun is not still shining. Yeah 02:35:57.320 --> 02:35:59.760 Real nice to hear you said steves 02:36:00.700 --> 02:36:02.540 It's an honor and a privilege gentlemen 02:36:03.720 --> 02:36:04.620 I'll see you next week 02:36:05.860 --> 02:36:08.180 See you next Tuesday Ted Steve 02:36:09.980 --> 02:36:12.840 The am wake up hour is very early 02:36:14.100 --> 02:36:14.700 Yeah 02:36:15.780 --> 02:36:25.700 But yes, madam tomato went uh to vegas and broken with the mater crew and they absolutely kicked ass the show there loved them 02:36:26.440 --> 02:36:28.140 Um asked everybody back 02:36:28.760 --> 02:36:30.460 Uh, they want us all to come back 02:36:30.960 --> 02:36:33.040 Sarah wants to do it again when I can go 02:36:33.780 --> 02:36:35.140 Um to vegas 02:36:35.740 --> 02:36:36.260 Yeah 02:36:37.920 --> 02:36:39.420 It's up back at samstown 02:36:40.660 --> 02:36:41.980 And that and fuck no 02:36:42.580 --> 02:36:43.520 fuck no 02:36:44.780 --> 02:36:49.920 Actually the inside of that place was pretty nice. It's not like the rooms weren't real nice and shit, but 02:36:53.260 --> 02:36:54.760 We'll pack our lunches better 02:36:56.220 --> 02:36:59.580 But yeah lock the lock the truck up better fucking 02:37:00.580 --> 02:37:02.140 Hire a guard on the truck 02:37:05.760 --> 02:37:06.200 Mm-hmm 02:37:06.200 --> 02:37:11.400 Oh, yeah, that'd be good. Do you guys stay on the strip or in the old vegas when you go? 02:37:11.860 --> 02:37:13.000 We went to samstown 02:37:13.000 --> 02:37:19.340 The event was at samstown and my truck got stolen out of the fucking casino parking lot 02:37:19.340 --> 02:37:23.080 I remember we were doing a show. I think with them. They would be told us right after I think 02:37:23.080 --> 02:37:28.780 When you told us maybe we just parking the walmart parking lot. They got snipers 02:37:28.780 --> 02:37:32.600 Yeah, they got a protection of snipers. Yeah more 02:37:32.600 --> 02:37:38.080 And you're pretty damn close to the um, ricola. Oh, yeah. Yeah 02:37:39.080 --> 02:37:41.000 They were well stocked with ricolas 02:37:41.980 --> 02:37:44.500 Like they don't even know about ricola there and 02:37:45.060 --> 02:37:48.780 So is samstown near like old the old vegas? 02:37:49.900 --> 02:37:53.000 Is that where that is kind of old vegas? 02:37:53.480 --> 02:37:55.120 Yeah, like 02:37:56.300 --> 02:37:56.980 Okay 02:37:59.000 --> 02:38:03.920 Like you down by the highway of shootings taking a chris angel show over there 02:38:06.400 --> 02:38:13.540 I know you guys are mine freak on I know you guys are mine freaks. I know what freaks of a mine flock in time 02:38:16.920 --> 02:38:19.340 So that other man magician 02:38:20.120 --> 02:38:24.600 Last time I went out there. He's less famous, but he has a lot of card shit 02:38:24.600 --> 02:38:26.900 What the fuck's his name 02:38:28.400 --> 02:38:29.440 Strybram magician 02:38:32.160 --> 02:38:37.780 I can't I will not remember unless someone says it that's the and it's 02:38:39.440 --> 02:38:42.120 Stig freed and roid roids 02:38:46.460 --> 02:38:48.600 David copperfield no 02:38:49.480 --> 02:38:53.880 That's what I was trying to think of he's a newer one this guy. He's a younger guy 02:38:53.880 --> 02:38:54.780 The blame guy 02:38:55.560 --> 02:38:58.760 No, I wish I wish I saw him. What does he look like? 02:39:00.020 --> 02:39:00.900 Short hair 02:39:02.240 --> 02:39:05.200 He always cut he like cuts something out of like a 02:39:06.160 --> 02:39:10.340 Like a seat at some point during the show like pretty much every show he does 02:39:12.720 --> 02:39:14.200 Cuts the seat out of your pants 02:39:14.780 --> 02:39:18.560 He like goes up to someone in the crowd and he like finds like a cell phone 02:39:18.560 --> 02:39:24.460 They took from someone else and he cuts it out of like the chair that's another person in the crowd is sitting on 02:39:26.660 --> 02:39:30.700 Huh, he might not even be working there anymore seems kind of invasive 02:39:31.620 --> 02:39:33.120 Has made it out too far 02:39:34.100 --> 02:39:36.340 They know he's going to be cutting the chair 02:39:36.340 --> 02:39:42.400 Yeah, it's got to be guys that people that have been picked don't they have ordinances in Las Vegas anymore 02:39:43.000 --> 02:39:49.640 Now we're about three hours into it. We're about three hours into the show. It's the the the number of topics 02:39:49.640 --> 02:39:53.020 per minute starts, uh 02:39:53.800 --> 02:39:56.600 Getting substantially higher after the second hour 02:40:01.760 --> 02:40:07.760 There is a lot to talk about and our goal is definitely to talk about all of that before the stream ends 02:40:08.840 --> 02:40:11.920 So we'll have caught you up on all you need to know 02:40:13.700 --> 02:40:16.520 Well, we just started with uh, Minneapolis 02:40:17.140 --> 02:40:23.480 We better talk about the rest of the world too. There are other cities and other in other states. Yeah 02:40:25.100 --> 02:40:27.100 Maybe it was matt franco 02:40:29.020 --> 02:40:31.160 Are you sure about that marcus? 02:40:32.320 --> 02:40:38.900 I am coming into these other cities in other states. There aren't cities. I've been to butte 02:40:42.400 --> 02:40:43.660 I've been to green bay 02:40:44.840 --> 02:40:46.420 You mean but Montana 02:40:47.920 --> 02:40:48.640 Butte 02:40:50.380 --> 02:40:51.100 BTT 02:40:51.100 --> 02:40:53.600 short or butte in montana 02:40:54.460 --> 02:40:56.180 Butte montana, but 02:40:57.080 --> 02:40:57.800 for locals 02:40:59.040 --> 02:41:01.080 I'm into methamphetamines montana 02:41:02.560 --> 02:41:07.700 I'll let that was Idaho. I've broken down like three different times in bozeman 02:41:09.160 --> 02:41:09.880 boizeman 02:41:11.120 --> 02:41:11.600 bozeman 02:41:12.180 --> 02:41:12.660 boizeman 02:41:13.900 --> 02:41:14.880 Boys to men 02:41:17.200 --> 02:41:24.900 Boys to men. Yeah, that was that's uh, correctional ranch facility. Yeah, you just break down from 02:41:24.900 --> 02:41:27.160 some of the grade to 12th grade, right 02:41:27.740 --> 02:41:29.760 And then you're a man and you get to leave 02:41:30.360 --> 02:41:33.600 Yeah, you you break down and you're you're rebuilt stronger than ever 02:41:34.280 --> 02:41:37.060 You either become a man you walk out or you fly out 02:41:37.720 --> 02:41:38.640 as a boy band 02:41:39.160 --> 02:41:41.880 Either become a man or you repeat seventh grade 02:41:46.140 --> 02:41:49.840 Yeah, spend the whole semester in the locker room until you figure it out 02:41:51.960 --> 02:41:57.560 Yeah, I'm pretty much an expert now that I have a son. I'm turning a boy to a man 02:41:58.140 --> 02:42:01.240 I gave him some sriracha honey sriracha 02:42:01.920 --> 02:42:05.840 And damn near he loved it. Sorry. He started growing beard 02:42:07.200 --> 02:42:09.180 He's got like half a beard right now 02:42:10.700 --> 02:42:13.320 So I think that's what it takes is spicy food 02:42:14.600 --> 02:42:16.020 And some more spicy food 02:42:16.640 --> 02:42:18.360 Coffee helps black coffee 02:42:19.520 --> 02:42:23.680 But yeah, he's got almost a full beard now and he's only a year and a half old 02:42:25.040 --> 02:42:31.100 Yeah, when my grandson when my uh, one of my youngest grandson stayed here, we made sure we gave him, uh 02:42:31.100 --> 02:42:33.880 What it was it was a habanero that he was eating? 02:42:35.400 --> 02:42:35.960 Bray 02:42:37.360 --> 02:42:38.960 I think it was habanero 02:42:39.540 --> 02:42:45.480 And fucking you betcha no milk. No nothing. He fucking chowed it. He like he bite you go 02:42:46.140 --> 02:42:47.940 Man, he just keep on going 02:42:50.000 --> 02:42:51.840 Definitely grew a beard immediately 02:42:52.700 --> 02:42:57.000 Thor came down and set his hand on his set his hand on his forehead 02:42:58.720 --> 02:43:00.500 It's not dropped that day 02:43:04.060 --> 02:43:06.920 That's a beautiful beautiful thing in life 02:43:08.760 --> 02:43:12.200 Boys first hot sauce spicy peppers 02:43:12.200 --> 02:43:15.140 Yeah, he didn't even get the sauce 02:43:15.140 --> 02:43:20.400 Let me tell you what he liked the spicy peppers better than the fucking fresh goat milk 02:43:21.080 --> 02:43:23.600 Like the fresh milk he was like 02:43:24.560 --> 02:43:27.980 Well, the goat milk is there after you finish your peppers 02:43:29.000 --> 02:43:30.600 We need it for that. Yeah 02:43:30.600 --> 02:43:31.560 Yeah, baby 02:43:35.300 --> 02:43:38.040 He was not about that fresh goat milk 02:43:39.020 --> 02:43:41.800 Usually kids like it unless they've been drinking lots of cow's milk 02:43:42.840 --> 02:43:46.940 Well, we did normally have we do have cows and we normally drink the cow's milk 02:43:46.940 --> 02:43:50.820 But I went out and milked the goat that day probably a couple of those honey 02:43:51.980 --> 02:43:52.460 honey 02:43:54.440 --> 02:43:58.940 Yeah, these uh pit wipers these shades I actually found them under a bridge 02:43:59.500 --> 02:44:01.480 So, you know, you're good. Yeah 02:44:02.100 --> 02:44:06.340 I left it really cool. Yep. I was under the bridge for hours 02:44:07.920 --> 02:44:08.360 So 02:44:09.640 --> 02:44:11.720 Yeah, just knew it was meant to be 02:44:12.240 --> 02:44:14.160 I was thinking about going to find another pair 02:44:14.780 --> 02:44:15.220 but 02:44:16.680 --> 02:44:20.220 Like right now like new bridges and wipers to just another pair 02:44:20.220 --> 02:44:23.600 I've not got a bunch from and you know, it's hard for me to pick sometimes 02:44:24.200 --> 02:44:26.000 Keep wearing these same ones and 02:44:27.220 --> 02:44:28.060 They're not comfortable 02:44:28.880 --> 02:44:35.140 They're nice. It's pretty nice. They fit. Yeah, if we're so blind, how can we can read your comment? 02:44:35.820 --> 02:44:42.740 Herotera ticks. Oh that heretic heretic heretics. I just hear the cues you guys 02:44:44.560 --> 02:44:45.080 Yeah 02:44:48.180 --> 02:44:50.820 SCV is breaking down in boizeman 02:44:52.140 --> 02:44:52.660 bossman 02:44:53.410 --> 02:44:58.240 Dude, you broke down in bozeman, too. Oh, fuck. Yeah, it's horrible 02:44:58.240 --> 02:45:01.660 We and then we've been stuck in there for like a week waiting for parts 02:45:02.180 --> 02:45:03.500 expensive as shit 02:45:05.800 --> 02:45:12.060 Yeah, keys in bozeman calls it blows man ever since 02:45:13.040 --> 02:45:13.580 yeah 02:45:16.320 --> 02:45:16.880 So 02:45:16.880 --> 02:45:17.260 Yeah 02:45:17.260 --> 02:45:25.180 My wife and I actually thought we were gonna move to west yellowstone montana because we got stuck there like three times 02:45:25.180 --> 02:45:27.020 Only once was it a breakdown though? 02:45:27.360 --> 02:45:29.400 twice we got snowed in or 02:45:29.400 --> 02:45:30.940 or stormed in 02:45:31.680 --> 02:45:34.060 Once over christ once over christmas 02:45:34.060 --> 02:45:39.400 We were stuck there for like a week waiting for the fucking nap open so we could buy tire chains 02:45:39.400 --> 02:45:40.940 because our tire chains 02:45:40.940 --> 02:45:41.620 Oh 02:45:42.300 --> 02:45:46.680 You met with old edward out there 02:45:49.960 --> 02:45:51.760 And you were snowed in 02:45:53.480 --> 02:45:54.080 Oh 02:45:54.920 --> 02:45:59.080 It was honestly a very nice hotel and you know a little quaint hotel 02:45:59.700 --> 02:46:04.660 The town is a very quaint beautiful town up in the mountains fucking it was so gorgeous 02:46:05.320 --> 02:46:10.540 I would have rather been with my kids but for just christie and I hanging out with the dogs fucking 02:46:10.540 --> 02:46:12.460 It was really a beautiful christmas 02:46:13.880 --> 02:46:14.640 And ed 02:46:17.940 --> 02:46:20.040 Was the internet good at that place 02:46:22.860 --> 02:46:31.700 What was what good the internet, uh, I don't think so no, that's why I was hiding out there 02:46:35.760 --> 02:46:36.320 I 02:46:36.320 --> 02:46:36.680 I mean 02:46:37.460 --> 02:46:40.740 Could be there's a beautiful place to hang out 02:46:42.800 --> 02:46:45.060 Better than a Shakopee 02:46:46.380 --> 02:46:50.460 No, we all know we all notice heretic dream we all notice 02:46:51.220 --> 02:46:55.640 You are you are definitely preaching to the choir on that on that deal 02:46:56.880 --> 02:47:01.420 We're all very noticing. Yeah rewind the tape. You'll hear us talking about 02:47:01.900 --> 02:47:04.600 bagel shops funeral parlors and 02:47:04.600 --> 02:47:06.580 Disadventure is owned by the mayor of the town 02:47:08.380 --> 02:47:12.600 Yeah, it's it's there. You just have to to play it back start from the beginning 02:47:14.440 --> 02:47:18.080 Yeah, yeah, I leave a comment that helps in comprehension 02:47:18.620 --> 02:47:22.200 Yeah, local local commerce local commerce is good in minnesota 02:47:22.900 --> 02:47:23.140 the 02:47:23.140 --> 02:47:28.480 Well, we appreciate you being new here. We hope you stick around we we 02:47:29.020 --> 02:47:30.680 This show is ted talks 02:47:31.940 --> 02:47:35.460 And this we're mostly occultists and we talk about 02:47:37.440 --> 02:47:41.640 You know, it's based off of uncle ted and his fucking 02:47:42.320 --> 02:47:45.340 Looking at industrial society and its future 02:47:45.860 --> 02:47:50.900 And so we talk about stuff like that kind of you know stuff that's anti system 02:47:50.900 --> 02:47:55.960 And then the rest of the week most of the time i'm on debate panels and shit 02:47:56.940 --> 02:48:04.280 Debating less meaningful things, although I try to slip in an occult show like we do weaving spiders webs occasionally 02:48:05.060 --> 02:48:05.360 but 02:48:06.140 --> 02:48:07.780 In this in this 02:48:08.600 --> 02:48:11.460 I'm an odinist. I definitely notice the uh 02:48:12.420 --> 02:48:16.620 The uh, you know the apple juice is is a real problem 02:48:17.320 --> 02:48:19.780 Yeah, it doesn't fall far from the tree 02:48:32.790 --> 02:48:35.550 Nice graphics. Yeah, I had some filler here 02:48:38.310 --> 02:48:43.250 Do you want to talk about the 7-eleven prophecy? I think uncle jojo. Yeah sure 02:48:44.050 --> 02:48:49.950 You know what it is. You know who it is. It's uncle jojo and I got two questions for you. It's gas 02:48:50.690 --> 02:48:54.970 kicking ass is trump missing out the pump. It's uncle jojo 02:48:55.730 --> 02:48:56.910 We got you 02:48:58.730 --> 02:49:03.370 So the 7-eleven prophecy is being covered by a lot of other streamers 02:49:03.370 --> 02:49:08.050 I know ted james really sent me some content talking about the 7-eleven 02:49:08.850 --> 02:49:12.850 Prophecy what have we learned about the possibility of the prophecy? 02:49:14.390 --> 02:49:17.470 Montagraph 11th. Yes montagraph monograph 02:49:20.090 --> 02:49:23.750 Montagraph talks about it a lot. Yeah, he does 02:49:26.370 --> 02:49:30.730 Some sort of I'm still unclear about what what it all exactly boils down to 02:49:31.750 --> 02:49:34.010 I'm not sure if it could be boiled down to an easy 02:49:34.830 --> 02:49:40.410 Do you think it's do you think it's gonna happen this july this july 11th? 02:49:44.010 --> 02:49:49.650 We'll find out I think that's something to look forward to in july the 11th of july 02:49:50.530 --> 02:49:56.790 Where the price is at 7-eleven at the pump may in fact read seven dollars 11 cents 02:49:57.430 --> 02:49:59.750 The actual birthdate of jesus christ 02:50:00.750 --> 02:50:02.330 Oh, it was a 02:50:03.270 --> 02:50:04.170 7-eleven 02:50:04.850 --> 02:50:05.830 and so 02:50:06.710 --> 02:50:10.850 Okay, knowing that yeah, I don't know it kind of 02:50:10.850 --> 02:50:17.210 It dances around another another number 11 event and 02:50:18.870 --> 02:50:24.070 Commentary in movies and like back to the future too 02:50:24.070 --> 02:50:27.590 Uh, I think it's the date that's on the thing 02:50:28.610 --> 02:50:36.610 At first when it's all scrambled at one moment on the time traveling machine. There's a certain date 7-eleven and uh 02:50:37.250 --> 02:50:38.670 What if it's 02:50:38.670 --> 02:50:39.510 november 02:50:41.130 --> 02:50:43.350 7th november 7th 02:50:43.990 --> 02:50:45.370 That's a good good point 02:50:46.130 --> 02:50:50.790 Well, we would need to also track the delta to the november elections 02:50:51.870 --> 02:50:54.250 I know that uh q 02:50:54.890 --> 02:50:56.250 has been back on 02:50:57.430 --> 02:51:01.630 People are talking about q all over again. Who is q? 02:51:03.530 --> 02:51:09.350 And what is q yeah in the debate panels q is made uh an emergence for sure 02:51:09.990 --> 02:51:10.950 mm-hmm 02:51:12.210 --> 02:51:18.550 This is sieve bannon and jeff breppstein. I believe is that the rumor from the files 02:51:18.550 --> 02:51:23.330 We have a clip about that. Do we want to want to talk with the east? 02:51:23.970 --> 02:51:24.890 Clip it up 02:51:27.370 --> 02:51:29.050 Let's see. We're gonna put that 02:51:32.750 --> 02:51:37.610 Yeah, at least it was there a project they worked on intelligence 02:51:39.890 --> 02:51:40.850 Here it is 02:51:41.430 --> 02:51:44.410 Could very well be yeah, we bring that up 02:51:45.230 --> 02:51:49.310 This is human vibration on nephilim death squad have you guys 02:51:51.010 --> 02:51:54.250 Seeing the nephilim death quad at the coffee shop guys 02:51:55.170 --> 02:51:59.370 Yeah heard them. I I think those guys hate steve 02:52:00.330 --> 02:52:05.150 Well, we love them here. We'd love them everywhere. Here's what they have to say about 02:52:06.790 --> 02:52:07.350 jeffrey 02:52:08.690 --> 02:52:12.790 What's up with epstein? He's not he'd never existed doesn't exist. Oh, that's interesting 02:52:12.790 --> 02:52:15.310 Was never alive. Is that is that your theory here? 02:52:15.630 --> 02:52:22.350 Yeah, I'm I'm in the absolute minority on on this one. It's just it's all a movie set. Yeah 02:52:22.870 --> 02:52:28.990 Yeah, that's right. It's all movies that the doors were painted on the the gold dome was just an applique 02:52:29.770 --> 02:52:34.470 That's true. So the gold dome was not really golden was not really attached 02:52:35.110 --> 02:52:41.610 And the wall it was wall picture the uh stuff that was on paper mache a little gold flake 02:52:41.610 --> 02:52:42.670 Yes 02:52:44.450 --> 02:52:49.150 The entire island just kind of um a movie set kind of like a place to take a picture 02:52:50.150 --> 02:52:54.570 Yeah, it wasn't it wasn't a real structure. Everything was designed to look 02:52:55.290 --> 02:53:00.350 Real because if you think about it, you're visualizing it and once you visualized it you're cooked 02:53:00.970 --> 02:53:01.370 our 02:53:02.090 --> 02:53:02.870 focused attention 02:53:04.170 --> 02:53:05.650 individually and collectively 02:53:07.050 --> 02:53:09.230 Is the most prized 02:53:10.350 --> 02:53:12.390 Precious powerful finite resource 02:53:13.030 --> 02:53:18.470 These stories and these characters and they're called characters because they need to care about them, but 02:53:19.910 --> 02:53:21.170 Fallen with her here 02:53:22.530 --> 02:53:25.950 Our attention goes to our the visuals 02:53:25.950 --> 02:53:27.030 So we see 02:53:27.620 --> 02:53:32.850 That there is an island and then we see images of children and then we associate all these things with an idea 02:53:33.470 --> 02:53:37.790 And then it becomes real in our minds and then we start demanding making demands 02:53:39.230 --> 02:53:40.530 A little bit more here 02:53:41.350 --> 02:53:43.550 are designed in such a way to 02:53:44.510 --> 02:53:50.350 To create a put in a fascination so strong that that it truly pulls all of our attention 02:53:50.350 --> 02:53:56.830 That we cannot look away. It's all just an attention trap. What we're truly doing is retarding ourselves 02:54:03.490 --> 02:54:06.990 Shout out to the Nephilim death squad and human vibrations 02:54:10.530 --> 02:54:11.290 So 02:54:11.290 --> 02:54:17.330 The idea that the man who has files that people are demanding 02:54:18.190 --> 02:54:20.970 Are released are focusing so much attention 02:54:21.870 --> 02:54:22.670 over there 02:54:23.370 --> 02:54:25.070 When there's other things happening on 02:54:25.650 --> 02:54:26.670 all around us 02:54:27.250 --> 02:54:29.610 So to focus on this one thing 02:54:30.370 --> 02:54:32.270 Well, other people are getting away with 02:54:33.130 --> 02:54:34.810 all their things and other places 02:54:35.550 --> 02:54:37.050 and other bathhouses 02:54:39.410 --> 02:54:41.290 Very interesting to consider 02:54:45.830 --> 02:54:49.630 And he didn't quite quite the the meme 02:54:50.480 --> 02:54:55.190 People were wearing shirts with his face on it talking about how he did not 02:54:55.800 --> 02:55:02.610 Uh do anything to his own life at any point in any cell or you know, that that became a very popular 02:55:03.230 --> 02:55:04.770 Discussion that everyone was having 02:55:09.470 --> 02:55:11.430 Presents any thoughts on that 02:55:14.670 --> 02:55:15.830 Hi, uh 02:55:15.830 --> 02:55:16.990 I feel like 02:55:18.010 --> 02:55:21.050 That woman talking is a real uh 02:55:22.270 --> 02:55:24.290 So who was I going to compare her to? 02:55:25.530 --> 02:55:26.810 She's just ahead of her time 02:55:27.680 --> 02:55:27.970 Yeah 02:55:30.050 --> 02:55:31.750 Just ahead of her time 02:55:31.750 --> 02:55:33.350 John Bene Ramsey 02:55:34.050 --> 02:55:35.510 Real Sabrina Williams 02:55:37.530 --> 02:55:39.030 To the tennis player 02:55:40.570 --> 02:55:43.070 Human vibration probably plays tennis 02:55:45.050 --> 02:55:46.370 Pre-athletic 02:55:49.830 --> 02:55:56.550 I love it when someone acts like they're like insane for the theory that they just came up with 02:55:57.090 --> 02:56:01.810 Whenever I know like even janey said they talked about that how many years four years ago on her channel 02:56:02.570 --> 02:56:09.990 But right but to repackage the idea and continue to put it out there eventually 02:56:10.810 --> 02:56:12.830 Other people in a more mainstream 02:56:13.510 --> 02:56:15.110 environment picked up on it 02:56:15.110 --> 02:56:15.850 Finally 02:56:16.590 --> 02:56:20.110 And then they're able to discuss where you know the overton window is 02:56:20.750 --> 02:56:25.890 That is the term what can be what can be discussed certainly? 02:56:26.550 --> 02:56:32.410 Yeah, no my legs don't normally get sun. My upper body does I live out in the mountains 02:56:33.030 --> 02:56:38.950 It's just super hot today. So wearing shorts. I'm aware that I have very little hair and my legs are extremely white 02:56:39.690 --> 02:56:42.430 Yeah, this is the true reason why as teds wear sunglasses 02:56:43.190 --> 02:56:43.710 Yeah 02:56:44.290 --> 02:56:48.390 See see like my arms. See Ben's knees a secret of 02:56:50.430 --> 02:56:56.330 Yeah, we we do the we do the video so we can see when mouths are moving so we're not 02:56:56.550 --> 02:56:59.850 Talking over someone else. It's convenient for us to 02:57:00.630 --> 02:57:01.950 conversation in this way 02:57:04.790 --> 02:57:12.190 I've been taking shit about my knees all night my bad. That's my bad elbows elbows up elbows knees up 02:57:14.210 --> 02:57:17.630 Head and shoulders knees and toes but no toes will show 02:57:18.490 --> 02:57:20.810 I've taken shit about it last night too 02:57:21.360 --> 02:57:24.410 about my about my fucking super white legs and 02:57:24.970 --> 02:57:26.210 Having very little hair 02:57:27.890 --> 02:57:30.790 What have we planned for the the members only after stream? 02:57:31.630 --> 02:57:35.010 That is good for us. That's why I've got wicked ass 02:57:35.610 --> 02:57:37.090 Sunlines on my upper body 02:57:37.810 --> 02:57:40.830 But people are talking about Ben's knees. Hopefully 02:57:41.470 --> 02:57:41.950 Yeah 02:57:44.110 --> 02:57:45.770 We got the Ben's 02:57:45.770 --> 02:57:47.450 The Ben's 02:57:47.450 --> 02:57:51.930 Case we got a case of the Ben's case of the Tuesdays make it a 12 02:57:54.410 --> 02:57:54.690 sure 02:57:56.810 --> 02:58:00.570 Ben's sense, huh? That sounds like a horrible way to go. You know the Ben's 02:58:01.170 --> 02:58:03.010 We're coming up coming up too fast 02:58:03.990 --> 02:58:04.510 Yeah 02:58:12.270 --> 02:58:13.310 Horrible yeah 02:58:14.070 --> 02:58:19.130 Debating twice a day for for six days in a row you get the Ben's 02:58:19.130 --> 02:58:20.870 Yeah, that is a fan 02:58:21.610 --> 02:58:23.090 I don't feel a weak fan 02:58:24.510 --> 02:58:30.630 Holy fuck. I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't I didn't stream yesterday. It was nice 02:58:33.370 --> 02:58:37.350 Wow, are you okay? Is everything okay? Yeah 02:58:38.250 --> 02:58:39.490 Yeah, okay 02:58:40.180 --> 02:58:40.490 good 02:58:41.210 --> 02:58:42.570 we're about to send a 02:58:43.670 --> 02:58:47.450 Rescue party over here a rescue party over there. Yeah, so 02:58:48.250 --> 02:58:55.170 And our members only section will uh discuss the intervention protocols for stream addictions 02:59:00.210 --> 02:59:05.830 You're on when you're uh when the algorithms be a nice to you and you're fucking trying to make things grow 02:59:05.830 --> 02:59:07.070 You got to put in the work 02:59:07.890 --> 02:59:08.970 Just how that is 02:59:08.970 --> 02:59:09.750 Yeah 02:59:11.170 --> 02:59:13.330 What and you are definitely working 02:59:16.330 --> 02:59:17.250 In 02:59:17.250 --> 02:59:18.770 We are all american 02:59:20.450 --> 02:59:21.690 We are Ted 02:59:23.850 --> 02:59:28.490 We are your uncle. We are your cousin. We are kitchenski 02:59:29.570 --> 02:59:32.050 Unabomber Ted kitchenski 02:59:32.050 --> 02:59:33.050 Say it was 02:59:33.050 --> 02:59:36.950 Ted kitchenski and then 02:59:36.950 --> 02:59:38.170 Wow all I want 02:59:41.830 --> 02:59:47.710 Because this stuff is real everything we talk about on Ted on uncle Ted talks 02:59:48.290 --> 02:59:52.570 It's real. It is real. Yeah, because we say it's real 02:59:54.270 --> 02:59:55.350 Like that 02:59:56.060 --> 03:00:00.610 Whatever that was that's cool. It's the warlock fight. How do you even explain these things? 03:00:01.950 --> 03:00:05.030 Well, we use words to explain them one after the other 03:00:06.950 --> 03:00:07.910 That's what men do 03:00:09.450 --> 03:00:16.830 So we have punches to explain things. I think we've got some possible show titles for this number 26 03:00:18.190 --> 03:00:22.110 Now we are we are all american on this panel 03:00:25.590 --> 03:00:26.910 Currently anyways 03:00:28.770 --> 03:00:30.090 Grass knuckles 03:00:33.610 --> 03:00:34.170 Bathgrass 03:00:34.730 --> 03:00:38.190 Men on pot I'm not sure what a patriot is 03:00:38.190 --> 03:00:39.590 a patriot 03:00:40.570 --> 03:00:41.130 Patreon 03:00:43.490 --> 03:00:44.310 What's store 03:00:46.930 --> 03:00:47.810 What's store 03:00:49.050 --> 03:00:49.930 Crocker barrel 03:00:51.390 --> 03:00:59.090 As in do I do I do I want the benefit of the united states the place I live well, of course I do 03:00:59.090 --> 03:01:00.370 Best I can do is 03:01:00.370 --> 03:01:04.370 It seems rather silly to not be 03:01:05.390 --> 03:01:08.570 Supportive of the place you live in I served in the army and shit 03:01:13.210 --> 03:01:13.730 Um 03:01:17.950 --> 03:01:23.210 I think any of them except for that bag that bag know the gray bag 03:01:23.730 --> 03:01:27.370 We have a brief intermission and I think the stream will continue for 03:01:28.850 --> 03:01:29.390 Members 03:01:30.070 --> 03:01:33.550 Yeah, that brings us about to our member only time 03:01:34.710 --> 03:01:35.250 hours 03:01:35.250 --> 03:01:41.490 Sarah tomato did kill her. She's on her way home. So we'll have some panels there 03:01:42.090 --> 03:01:44.390 Not me and spin guy. We'll have some panels 03:01:48.950 --> 03:01:55.930 Yeah, check out this channel weaving spiders 2642 make sure you're subscribed there 03:01:56.490 --> 03:01:57.050 Certainly 03:01:59.530 --> 03:02:06.190 My preview yeah any any final hanging chats are undangled or redangled or undangled 03:02:06.690 --> 03:02:11.330 we try to put out a good chunk for our members every week and 03:02:12.130 --> 03:02:16.590 So we very much appreciate you guys that are supporting us we 03:02:20.270 --> 03:02:21.930 Appreciate you hurricane 03:02:22.730 --> 03:02:23.230 and 03:02:23.230 --> 03:02:23.730 I 03:02:24.330 --> 03:02:26.610 So we try to put out, you know 03:02:26.610 --> 03:02:29.590 Stuff for our members. We have quite a few members and 03:02:30.290 --> 03:02:33.210 We try and put out stuff nice meeting you hectic 03:02:34.150 --> 03:02:41.090 We'll buy I'll be back on tomorrow afternoon and tomorrow evening and the next afternoon and the next evening 03:02:43.310 --> 03:02:47.850 Thanks for lightness rumble or an AM wake-up channel 03:02:49.070 --> 03:02:52.170 Be like the naked man orchid 03:02:52.890 --> 03:02:55.570 Hang out in the sun with your floppy hat and your penis 03:02:56.470 --> 03:03:00.270 Just hanging right down. Why would you be banned snuffles? 03:03:02.210 --> 03:03:05.310 Yes, we see you see you snuffles 03:03:08.730 --> 03:03:14.450 Anyways, uh, lots of shows coming up this week lots of different subjects. We love you guys 03:03:15.290 --> 03:03:20.510 You remember we'll see you on the member side same Ted times same Ted channel 03:04:13.250 --> 03:04:28.730 When it was published in 1995 a man stepped forward to identify his brother as the unabomber 03:04:39.770 --> 03:04:41.590 Uncle Ted