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ten-by-twelve-foot cabin in the Montana woods.

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Uncle Ted talks in my ear.

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Anti-technology man of pastoral.

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Uncle Ted talks without fear.

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A hooded sweatshirt, sunglasses.

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Critiquing the direction this whole society is headed.

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Uncle Ted talks these ideas were spreading.

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When touching grass and greener pastures.

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Leaving behind the technology disaster.

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Uncle Ted talks in my ear.

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Uncle Ted talks crystal clear.

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Uncle Ted.

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When it was published in 1995, a man stepped forward to identify his brother as the unibody.

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Hey, and welcome everyone to Uncle Ted Talks.

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I hope everyone's well.

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Howdy, howdy.

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Well, Tuesday, how are you, fellow Ted's?

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I'm excited about the fireworks.

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The semi-quince centennial of the U.S. of A.

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spreading democracy is in a big way this year.

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Starting early.

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Well.

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I don't want to have to wait till July.

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It is the 250th anniversary.

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And you guys know like every time you get around 4th of July,

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even if it's a week or two before,

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somebody's going to start popping off a little bit early.

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And then you get even closer to the 4th.

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And, you know, the people start letting loose a little bit.

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Well, America has been waiting for this war with Iran for at least 25 years,

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according to General Wesley Clark.

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So we're just, we're starting the 250th UFC fight on the White House law

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and celebration a little bit early.

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Lots of events planned for it.

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I heard that they're moving some important documents.

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They did that in 1976 with a freedom train tour.

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But now they're putting it on a plane.

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I don't know if that's a great idea.

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What the freedom plane?

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The freedom plane.

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Yeah.

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Right.

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As long as Samuel L. Jackson and Kevin Hart aren't involved,

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it should go down relatively smoothly.

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Good.

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I don't want the plane to go down with those important documents.

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Do they have copies of them stored somewhere?

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I wonder.

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The declaration of independence, articles of confederation.

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You know, who would know this?

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Nicholas Cage.

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If somebody can get left behind movie,

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somebody reach out to Nicholas Cage.

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He is the expert on figuring out where pieces of the

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declaration of independence are.

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I would turn to him before Kirk Cameron.

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That's for sure.

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If I want to know why the banana is magical and the

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proper way to eat one, I will turn to Kirk Cameron.

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I will.

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But now the Christians got Kevin Sorbo,

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and I think I'm going to have to vote for him.

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I mean, he was Hercules.

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Yeah.

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That's definitely, what's up with Ted Jims or these interwebs?

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See on Skylink.

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It depends on what room you're in your house.

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And then they went and painted their baby's room with that

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paint that soaks in EMF and stopped it from going through.

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So there's like a spot in their house that like deadens things.

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That makes sense.

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That makes sense.

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So are these the equivalent of the United States of America's

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seven seals that are being transported?

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I need to do a little bit more research into this to verify

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the authenticity of these documents,

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but allegedly the engraving of the Declaration of

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Independence from 1823 is going to be on display in

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different areas throughout the continental United States,

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I would hope.

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I hope they're not crossing any Canadian borders or leaving

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air spaces to go to Puerto Rico or something like that.

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That would be foolish.

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It's such a big risk.

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Air spaces are closing up real tight.

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Well, only in certain parts of the world currently.

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I mean, you can, you know, if you want to catch the

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1045 to Brussels right now, you can do that if you hurry.

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I don't know why I would go to Brussels to get the sprouts.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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For sure.

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Protest in front of NATO headquarters.

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I don't know.

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Are there protests happening anywhere?

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No, they've got a bunch of, like,

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Merriam Adelson funded pro regime change Iranians,

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you know, celebrating in Western cities that Donald

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Trump and Benjamin Milikowski decided to bomb Iran again.

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Is this beard on beard violence we're experiencing?

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From what I understand, though, Iran has been, it appears,

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has been plotting fairly well for this.

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And when they decided they're going to strike, they didn't

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fuck around and they are really being successful in hitting

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all the targets that they're trying to hit.

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And they had zero mustache budget, too.

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It's a little bit of that.

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What it is, what it's been mostly is that the last couple

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of years have proven that the Israeli iron dome

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missile defense system has major vulnerabilities.

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So what's been taking place over the last, like,

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16 to 24 hours is that both the Iranian Revolutionary

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Guard to the east of Israel and Hezbollah to the north

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have been launching, like, okay, you launch a barrage

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and then we'll count to fucking 30 and we'll launch a barrage.

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Yeah, it's just fireworks.

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Well, what it is, is it's confounding the missile

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defense system.

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So the much heralded iron dome and iron beam and all of that

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stuff, it's been overwhelmed because of coordinated attacks

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coming from two different directions that make it so

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their ability to target missiles coming in is much more

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difficult and Iran has these munitions now where it's a

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single missile that gets launched.

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And then after a certain amount of distance traveled,

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it opens up and 80 separate individual projectiles.

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Pop out.

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Oh, wow.

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So like a shotgun.

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Yeah, it's like shotgun shells except for at the fucking 80

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cal range, your 80 cal size or something like that.

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Yeah, the thing I was watching earlier was calling the missiles

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that are being intercepted.

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They're saying that those actually they intend on them being

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intercepted and calling them absorbing missiles.

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And they're just absorbing the defense.

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So these other missiles get through.

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They said without it, they said in the overall attack about

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30% of their missiles are getting through.

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But the guys like, but with understanding that the first

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barrage of missiles is actually meant to counter the

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defenses and absorb it.

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Then he's, he said they're, they're getting close to 100%

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of the missiles that are supposed to get through hitting

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target where, where it should.

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Which is wild.

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I guess just had gems really getting his internet set up

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correctly.

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It increased the bandwidth there.

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Is it robotting on your end?

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No, it might be a cyber attack.

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Do you have your cyber defenses installed and configured?

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I'm wearing my slippers.

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Did you freeze your credits as well?

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No.

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There was talk of the Federal Reserve being maybe under

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attack.

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Yeah.

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People weren't getting their social security checks clearing

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and a timely rate.

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It's all chaos everywhere.

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There were lots of stuff flooding the zone of our

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attention span.

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And the time it takes us to verify any claim is much

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longer than the time it takes to retweet or repost

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something that sounds juicy.

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Oh, the disinformation again.

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Ability is lightning speed at this point.

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Everyone's a journalist.

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No one's an editor or fact checker.

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I guess they leave that to Grock to do.

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Grock, is this true?

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That did not take long for that to become the reality

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for almost everybody.

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And at the same time that everything like, oh,

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and at the same time that everything's going into

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where everybody's asking Grock for all their thoughts.

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At the same time.

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Yes, Howard.

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I definitely do do pagan rituals in the woods.

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That absolutely happens.

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Jason Talbot.

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Did you use them in urban settings as well?

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Or specifically they need to be.

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I have one time, two times on rituals in urban

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settings at somebody's house.

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Better in the woods.

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Three.

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But typically it's in the woods,

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which would still be at my house,

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but it's my house in the woods.

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So the other ones weren't at my house though.

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That's why they were in urban settings.

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But it definitely is not as good.

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Yeah.

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For doing magic.

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Yeah.

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I get away from that city noise.

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It was on the shire there.

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But it's amazing how quickly Grock took over

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everybody's thinking.

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But then another problem is.

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So earlier today,

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I was looking for.

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The part where it talks about in the tour,

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it talks about that six mil that when the return of the

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promised land came, it would be,

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there would be 6 million less Jews.

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And I spent hours trying to find that.

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And that used to be something you could fairly easily pull up

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and I spent hours trying to find that.

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And it took me almost an hour just to even find the part where

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it says, this is, this is just something with supremacists

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and anti-Semites talk about.

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You're like, okay, okay.

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What's that Russian browser?

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Yancy.

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Yandex.

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Yandex.

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Yandex.

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Might be up there.

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Check the Yandex.

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Yeah, they've got some pretty good stuff that gets a wipe from ours.

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Oh, dude, it's the barn wall bigger than shit.

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Yeah, it sucks.

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And that used to be fairly easy to find because it's not

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controversial.

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It's in their fucking book.

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Like it's just what it is.

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And now anything, even true things, they don't, they're just hiding them.

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Which it's treating all of history and information

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like an optimized Google search.

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You don't really get to know who did the optimization.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Got some guesses.

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Yeah.

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I can guess how big their hats were at least.

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Well, good for them.

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They got us stuck in a hole.

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Welcome Bubba to the show.

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He wants to be on the show.

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So what do we, what do we think odds are that this fully kicks off World War

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Three?

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Hmm.

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The blood moon.

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That was, that was this morning.

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I thought it was, it wasn't this morning.

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It was this morning.

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It was night.

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It was cloudy.

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It was like three in the morning for us.

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Yeah.

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They didn't.

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It was clear up until about one o'clock or two last night.

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And then they, they smoked our skies out pretty hard.

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Yeah.

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It was very cloudy.

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And then as soon as the, the moon was in the west and it was setting,

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I could see it.

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There was a partial, partial eclipsure over it.

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And then the clouds covered it again.

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So I did see part of it with my own eyes to confirm that there

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wasn't an eclipse and they weren't just faking it.

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But in some of the YouTube chats where they were live streaming the

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telescope footage from different cities,

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I was asking everybody if we thought that men physically walked on the

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moon and there were some, some conversation happening in the chats

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about the doubts.

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And then they were announcing Artemis missions for 2026.

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And they keep pushing back the launch of the rockets for all.

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They can't stand down the road for fuck it forever now.

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Yes.

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So some of the defense contractors are involved with the

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building of these rocket ships,

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but whether or not men will walk on the moon again,

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I think the first part is they want to fly around to see the dark child of the moon return home

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and then land on it later.

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And they cited the fact that the youngest generation had kind of lost their excitement for NASA and the moon.

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So they have to reinvigorate in the youth the hope and optimism of traveling off-planet and landing on the moon

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and jumping around on the big ball of cheese.

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Just fucking hope while World War three is kicking off.

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Well, what they need to do is they need to sacrifice another curly-headed elementary school teacher

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on a moon mission.

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To get a bunch of people going, hey, that looks dangerous.

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I think I'll try it.

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Man, I think that that was one of the first big like organized trauma bonding event.

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Right.

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It was like I was in the second grade.

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Yeah, me too.

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That year they rolled all these TVs into classrooms.

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Like we didn't have it.

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We had like one TV in the school and you know, it was like on the car.

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They wheel it around to whoever borrowed it for whatever.

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All of a sudden the local HH Craig struck up a deal with Magnavox and all.

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Yeah, there's miraculously TVs in every classroom.

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Every one of them.

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Yeah.

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Right before this mass trauma event.

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And real quick, real quick, no, no, we're not twins.

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We did all go to different high schools together though.

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So that may be why we look similar.

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Yeah, we're related somehow.

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I know we're all uncles.

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I don't know who.

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The same uncle.

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Relative is right.

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We are all teds.

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All teds are one tad.

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Yeah, we'll have to get our genetics tested.

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And fortunately all the teds in this room are too fucking old to be drafted.

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Yeah, we have a great mail package.

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It's a package deal.

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It's a mail package deal.

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Mail package.

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I don't even actually have a draft card.

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I joined the Army when I was 17.

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So I didn't have to fill out a draft card.

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Well, that's nice.

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I'm glad they weren't drafting in our lifetimes.

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Yeah.

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Bullshit.

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Close the window on that.

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I don't know.

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I think they're just getting enough fodder from inner cities.

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Carpenter Tom.

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Exactly.

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Exactly.

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Only one Ted.

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I'm not a jungle gym.

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Why do you think you're the way you think this is a jungle gym tonight?

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All right.

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What do you think this is going to do with the job market?

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What is it going to do for the job market?

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Yeah.

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Well done.

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War.

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Yeah, I need to continue to produce.

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Well,

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you imagine the economy is about to take a dive because fuel prices

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are going to jack once fuel prices jack shipping prices are going

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to jack again.

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That shit hadn't even really come down yet.

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They're just going to skyrocket that again.

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Then the price, everything fucking skyrockets.

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Yeah.

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They were making houses so people won't be buying new houses

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because they're not building them and interest rates are going

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to go nuts.

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Well,

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we know that we're at the point of the fucking of the oh wait,

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housing collapse again.

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We're already at that point.

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Well,

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that's the genius of the single use drone.

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They have to keep buying more drones.

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Yeah,

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they named it after a boy named Lucas.

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I think.

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Well,

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it's because they're low cost, right?

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Right.

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The L in Lucas is for low cost, low cost,

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unmanned, automated, you know,

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fucking combat aerial systems or whatever the acronym is,

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but it's they gave us Ukraine and Russia as a way.

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If you listen to Eric Schmidt and you listen to Palmer Lucky

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and all of these people that run defense contracting companies,

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drone companies, stuff like that.

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If you listen to them,

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Ukraine has been all about the massive amount of data collection

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they've been able to attain by unleashing all of these different

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types of drones, including the, the,

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they call them one way,

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the one way drones.

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I love how software language has gotten over the years,

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but, but it's been a huge data mining.

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We've got to talk about drones being kamikaze.

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They're like,

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No, no, it's, it's, it's, it's one way.

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It's going to sleep.

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We're just going to put it this way.

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One direction.

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Arizona's family news broadcast has a story.

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They're very proud of their,

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they're building this technology out in the Arizona deserts

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there.

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You're best behaving on my life.

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You stop.

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You stop.

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I don't know if they use the K word in that or not.

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What's the K word?

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Chameleon.

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Corn pop.

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Corn pop.

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Kamikaze, right?

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Because he can't,

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whoa, we are on, on the live.

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So if you're not aware kids,

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kamikaze is a Japanese word for on the live.

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Cause we live in Fisher price land on YouTube where grown adults

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can't say grown adult words because they'll offend the

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delicate sensibilities of other grown adults.

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We need to do a skit.

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I thought of this last night.

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We need to redo the George Carlin dirty words only on YouTube.

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Cause you can say those.

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Yeah.

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We've got an entirely different.

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You still can't say one.

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Everyone really don't like it.

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No, it starts with a C.

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Oh yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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But you can say it.

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You actually get a caramel regularly.

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Jesus.

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Age country.

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Yeah.

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But you, but you,

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but people say it on shit fairly regularly.

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Like the George Carlin words are gone.

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And now we've got a whole new set of words.

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Like the 2020.

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Words and things like that that we, we are not allowed to say

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we need to make a renewed George Carlin's dirty words.

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Cause it's cause in today's world,

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like things like unaliving have to be said because we

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can't just face the reality of the world.

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Here's a reality clip.

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We're making like literally in the house.

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Now it's gotten confusing cause when people say PDF file,

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when they actually mean a PDF file, you're like,

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why would you say that?

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Like, yeah.

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Oh, you mean a file.

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Oh, you mean a file.

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Okay.

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Cause your brain starts making the translation because we're

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not allowed to talk like fucking adults.

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Oh, don't open attachments.

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Yeah.

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First time it's ever been used in combat in the cold low cost

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unmanned combat attack system or Lucas drones.

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They are one way,

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Kamikaze drones estimated to cost around $35,000 to build.

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And they're made by a phoenix company called Spectreworks.

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As B2 self bombers, guided missile destroyers and dozens

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of other assets hit targets in Iran early Saturday morning.

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These Lucas drones were also used in combat for the first

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time.

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Essentially it's kind of a poor man's cruise missile.

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Kenneth Canada is the chair of the unmanned aerial

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systems program at Embry Riddle University.

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He's also a former Navy pilot and used to operate

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drones in Afghanistan and Iraq in a previous career.

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I think at any situation where we find out that they're

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using a new type of technology is, is eventful.

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Nearly 7,600 miles away from Tehran, this non-descript

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office building in Phoenix is an address listed for

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Spectreworks, the phoenix based company that

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manufactures the Lucas drones.

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In December, the U.S. announced a new task force

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for the military's first one-way attack drone squadron

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based in the Middle East.

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The days of building a certain component for an aircraft

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and charging a million dollars to that component are

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kind of gone.

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They really want to find a way to make it efficient.

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And I think this is just one of the ways they do it.

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Canada says he thinks these low-cost drones that the

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U.S. government says are modeled after drones Iran has

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produced in the past will be part of warfare from

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here on out.

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I hope that the better government has a hand on

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this because the thing that worries me is the low-cost

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nature of this thing.

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If you can build this and take a look at it, I mean,

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there might be other people out there who might

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try to mimic this.

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And we did reach out to Spectreworks, but we're

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told they cannot comment on the Lucas program.

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Well, the U.S. says these Lucas drones were used

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during Operation Epic Fury.

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We don't know just how many were launched or how

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effective they were.

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For now, reporting in studio, Zach Perlotsky for

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Arizona's Family.

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Yeah, first time it's ever been used in combat in

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the...

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They called him Kenneth Canada?

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Mm-hmm.

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So then they got to mention Canada.

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So another dragon Canada into this.

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So I think maybe it is a World War.

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Like I said, and you can't imagine Russia's

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going to take this sitting down this whole deal.

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Like fucking...

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We're effectively attempting between Venezuela

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and what we're doing with our naval blockades.

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And with Iran, we're effectively trying to

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basically...

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Russia paid off the World Bank a number of years

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ago and basically, you know, almost like

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bankrupted the country basically.

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And then started over, but now their money's

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nationalized.

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And so since then it's a race to stop them from

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actually gaining an upper hand because they

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don't owe $38 trillion to the fucking World Bank

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like we do.

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And so if Russia, this is part of why we

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bombed the pipeline going over to Europe

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and then eventually admitted it.

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And this is...

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And now we're going after all the oil,

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because one of the big things in the oil

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world that happened is some of these

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countries have started trading with people

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that don't require dollars to make these

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trades in.

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And so this causes a couple problems.

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It allows Russia to trade their oil and

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it's going to devalue all of our stuff

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and then also have Iran into the mix.

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And if enough countries quit trading in

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dollars for their oil, the dollar is

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going to completely dump in its value.

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Like the dollar that's already devalued to

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fuck is going to like turn infinitesimal.

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Yeah, this is why a year and a half ago I

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made a t-shirt for the show that said

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Why Mart?

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And it's the exact Walmart logo except

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for the little spiral at the end.

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It's burning hundred dollar bills.

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You can, you know, spot this shit a mile

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away.

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You got a little bit of history behind

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you.

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You're not a, what do you call it, partisan

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hack.

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That helps.

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It does help.

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It says war in the title.

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It's kind of amazing.

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Well, because obviously I, the implications

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of what's going on with Iran, we're going to

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be a lot of what we're talking about.

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And then if Russia jumps into this fray,

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that's, that, that's World War three

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guaranteed.

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China's going to probably jump into the fray.

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That's, it's all ugly there then.

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I mean, China's already in a proxy sense.

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China's already the one that's giving a lot

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of these missiles to fucking Iran.

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And, and Russ, they're already backing the same

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as we back Ukraine.

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We're not officially fighting Russia, but

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Ukraine, Ukraine has absolutely no weapons

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without us.

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So we're, we're the ones doing it.

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We're just not putting our men in that

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spot yet.

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Although, I mean, if you listen to him talk,

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it went from, this is a 24 to 48 hour

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strategic strike operation to, well, you know,

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it could be a couple of weeks, maybe

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to Trump last night tweeting our

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untrue socialing.

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What's wrong with the forever war?

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Some wars do last forever.

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I don't know.

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What do you, I mean, obviously there's

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still fighting in the Middle East.

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That's forever.

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I mean, but it's just sometimes they're

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like that.

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It's like, dude, I put on Twitter earlier

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this morning, if you could find a way to

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convert libertarian buyers remorse into

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energy, you could power every data

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center on the planet indefinitely.

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Good.

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I saw that.

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You have a beautiful, beautiful,

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beautiful libertarian, beautiful AI future

32:14.820 --> 32:17.560
off of libertarian buyers remorse for

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the 2024 election alone.

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Wow.

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He's suckered them.

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He's suckered people so hard and they're

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still trying to pretend like they didn't

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get suckered.

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And then, and then the other thing,

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and this is actually on the liberal

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side, the thing that I'm seeing is

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they're almost not going after it as

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hard because they're like, yeah, the

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Iran guy was really bad.

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He killed 40,000 of his own people.

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It's like, you are the most short memory

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motherfuckers on the planet around here.

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Like maybe to use that same excuse,

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I can name half a dozen wars.

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I went to one of them.

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Like on that same pretext and it

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always comes out that, yeah, well,

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maybe it wasn't quite like what we

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said we did.

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Maybe there was no incubator babies

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chucked on the floor.

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Maybe, you know, maybe none of that

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happened.

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Okay.

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But we spent 10 years at war over

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things that didn't happen and stuff.

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Oh, and we're still there 25 years

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later.

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35 years later, if you count the

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first Iraq invasion.

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That's the one I was talking about.

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Yeah.

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The original pretext was he was

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using sarin gas.

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That's the for when we went in for

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desert storm.

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He was supposedly using sarin gas

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and all this and torturing his own

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people and all that.

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Then the second Iraq was

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weapons of mass destruction.

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We had to at least give a different

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excuse to double down on it.

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This war is different combat unit

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commander told non-commissioned

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officers at a briefing Monday that

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the Iran war is part of God's

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plan and that President Donald

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Trump was and quote,

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I noted by Jesus to light the

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signal fire in Iran to cause

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Armageddon and mark his return to

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earth according to a complaint by

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non-commissioned officer.

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So there's also complaints coming

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in saying that

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a lot of people are

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praying and

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making this would you call it a

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holy war, a jihad, a crusade?

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Well, you can't really put another

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pretext on it because

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what does America gain in this?

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Number one, it doesn't matter.

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I see people talking about

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oh, I ran at 11.

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We're going to be able to make 11

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weapons grade nuclear warheads.

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None that we're ever going to

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touch the United States

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were in no threat whatsoever.

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Why?

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Israel's got freaking warheads too.

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What difference does that make to

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us what the Middle East people do?

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Iran,

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whether it's a nuclear warhead or

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not, the delivery system

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would have to cross a fucking ocean,

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get through all of our defenses

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and magically hit a target

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over here.

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There's no threat to us.

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The United States gains nothing.

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It's a fucking lame ass excuse.

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And Iran

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didn't blow up one of our

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fucking battleships

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and then not even

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really apologize.

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They're just like, mmm, goyum.

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They don't have

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the Samson option

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where they're like, yeah,

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if we think things are looking

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bad for us, we're just going to

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level the whole fucking world.

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That's when Samson,

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the judge in the Old Testament said

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between two pillars and pushed

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him down.

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And then brought everything down on himself

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also.

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Okay.

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All right.

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It's a mutual

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self-destruction type situation

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where I'm just going to blow up

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everything.

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Mad.

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M-A-D.

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Mutual assured destruction.

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All right.

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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Is that because the Clintons

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had depositions?

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I watched part of Hillary's.

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She was extraordinarily

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adversarial

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in what

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bit I seen.

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Obviously it was.

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I'm sure it was dependent on

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what interrogator was talking to her at

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the moment at that moment, but

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I think it was Nancy.

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I think it was a mace when I was

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fucking listening

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and going at her.

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And it was

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it was pretty ugly, pretty ugly.

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You didn't care for her blue dress.

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It was like blue on blue.

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She was all blue.

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Was Bill wearing his blue dress

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as well?

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Well, Bill is tomorrow.

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Because that was a lot of what they talked

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about when I was listening.

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She asked Hillary that if the committee

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had good reason to interrogate

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Bill and she's like, and Hillary's like,

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well, he's coming here, isn't he?

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You can ask him.

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It's like, yeah, but we want to know

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if there's a good reason for us to do it.

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She's like, well, apparently there is

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because he's coming tomorrow.

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It was pretty angry.

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We're going to bring in Monica

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and kind of star and

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I hope so.

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Bring back everybody.

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All the old favorites.

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Maybe Monica's got the declaration

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of independence hidden under that blue dress.

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Well, that might be.

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She's just getting it wedded so that way

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they can use it as a blunt rap later.

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Yeah, she keeps it rolled up in a

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cigar case.

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Little metal cigar tube.

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Hidden up inside her pocket.

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That's how we found out about the hidden messages

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in it because the acidity from her

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nether regions

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acted in the same way that the lemon

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juice did and it actually

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made them.

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It revealed the truth.

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Yeah.

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Somebody sent her some

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PH strips.

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Get a test going.

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What is the PH

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of the Monica Lewinsky?

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She mischief based.

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Like nine.

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She'd be out based

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to nine to 14.

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I get Paula Jones people to

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come in as well.

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Paula Jones have a whole posse ready to go.

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Paula Jones posse.

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There's so damn much going on.

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A person almost can't pick it like

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like somehow the Epstein files

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took a back seat.

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Like I think Hillary's

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deposition went almost fucking

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unnoticed. I haven't really seen

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anybody talking about it at all.

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I saw the Paula Jones posse

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down at

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Chico's

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shopping for

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chunky necklaces

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the other day.

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Did they walk out with anything?

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I don't think so.

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A couple of them were

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given the clerk at a hard time

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while

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the other two

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were swapping labels

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on the

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short dresses

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in the back.

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Paula Jones is probably completely unrecognizable.

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She keeps getting these changes

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to her face.

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Geez, you know who Christy

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showed me the other day that was completely unrecognizable?

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She showed me the

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Kelly Osborn. Kelly Osborn, yes.

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How much did you guess?

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It's that bad that you just guessed.

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Marcus and I did not

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talk about this at all.

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He is my handler.

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He probably got monitoring devices

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and heard the conversation, I guess.

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I was going to say Jim Carrey.

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You can still tell

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it's Jim Carrey.

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It definitely don't look right.

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It looks like

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what's that stupid horror flick

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where they lock the people up with the puzzles?

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There was like eight of them.

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Yeah.

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He looks like the saw dude

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with extra big cheeks and shit.

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Oh, saw jigsaw.

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Yeah.

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Oh, God.

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But you can see Jim Carrey under all that.

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You can still kind of make it out at least.

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It resembles Jim Carrey.

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Kelly Osborn.

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What the fuck?

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What the fuck is this?

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The rubber mask on that Jim Carrey guy

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was pretty good.

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Apparently it was some kind of

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makeup guy.

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Some impersonator

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had a really

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realistic Jim Carrey mask

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that he made

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according to something

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I saw today.

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It's hard to say

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what is real and what is not real.

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Nicholas Burnett says that that's Jim Carrey

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just after hardcore antidepressants.

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Yikes.

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Yeah.

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I got ran through the ringer

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over the last decade.

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Yeah.

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People don't want to remember.

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He was like the original

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blow the whistle on the

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VAC system and everything.

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That dude was like the original.

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Jenny McCarthy?

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Yeah.

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He got ran through the ringer for that.

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Yeah.

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Oh yeah.

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Like everybody thought he was

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such a fucking madman

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and blah blah and here we are

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a few years later and everybody's

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couldn't know you ain't putting that in me.

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I hate you.

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Jenny McCarthy, she had some

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kind of show that she was hosting

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on MTV.

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Singled out.

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Singled out, is that what it was?

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I don't know what it was.

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I heard that she would just

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fart on set

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like right next to the person she was talking to

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and like keep a straight face to see if they

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noticed it.

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I noticed this

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if you're watching dating shows.

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She's one of those women.

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Yeah.

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Oh God.

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That shit's hilarious.

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She wasn't screaming.

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I didn't bring her back.

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I'm telling you,

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Jack,

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what the fuck right?

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Kelly Osborn just looks

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I don't know

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how to even describe that.

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Like Tim Burton

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character.

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Yeah.

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She went from a human to something from

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Nightmare Before Christmas.

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Like a Bratz doll.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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If you put

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eyes on a cum stock, it looks like

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Tucker Carlton in France.

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Oh.

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Kelly Osborn looks

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like a Tiki doll

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now.

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Okay.

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Like if you look at her face,

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like if her tongue was

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sticking out,

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it would be a Hawaiian Tiki doll

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carved

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to ward off evil spirits.

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Pull up the picture

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now that you're back.

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Yeah.

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A person's got to look at this.

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It's just like wow.

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Yeah.

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Christy showed it to me and I was like

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and I didn't know who it was.

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I recognized Sharon.

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It was Sharon and Kelly and I

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recognized Sharon and I handed it back

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to Chris and Chris like, you know who

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that was.

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I was like, I know who Sharon is,

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but I know who the other chick is.

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Kelly Osborn.

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Give it back.

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Give it back.

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Let me look at this again.

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Yeah.

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Somehow she wound up

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looking older than her mom.

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Is this

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what happens when you get like

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Odiano Zempik or something?

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Yeah.

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100%.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That makeup

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style is not helping.

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It's like

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she's been in the back of a

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train car on her way

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to a camp.

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Do you have,

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the front view is so much worse.

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Oh man.

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It's not makeup. Those are actual cheek shadows.

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Yeah.

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Dude, like legit.

45:25.380 --> 45:26.820
She kind of looks like

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anybody that's seen Army of Darkness.

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh, fuck.

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Well, with the feathers there

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on the boa,

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every time,

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because this was a recent award show,

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all these pictures are from

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and they've been all over the interwebs

45:46.200 --> 45:48.000
and I'm like, she looks like she belongs

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in the fucking dark crystal.

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Edgar Allen Poe.

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Right, right.

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Skexie?

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Yeah.

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Oh yeah, I could see it.

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Yeah.

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Dry out my fire.

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Netflix.

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Bring her back for the conclusion

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to that revival

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that you didn't finish off.

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It got too expensive.

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Ozzie, to be fair, Ozzie's wife

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does look like Ozzie now,

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but when Ozzie died, he looked like a woman.

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So, I mean, that's just fair.

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The Irish and the English

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age one of two ways.

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The men either turn

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into a spooky witch

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or they turn into

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an old baby.

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And you'll get, like,

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bald English and Irish

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that have nary a wrinkle on them

46:37.160 --> 46:38.860
and they're just chair-faced

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into their 70s and 80s

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or their faces will get

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sucked in, they'll get super wrinkled up

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and they'll look like a spooky witch

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and Ozzie looked like a spooky witch

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and he married a spooky witch

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and obviously

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his daughter's a spooky witch

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so naturally when he aged

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he would age to, can you imagine

46:59.600 --> 47:00.980
old baby

47:00.980 --> 47:02.780
Ozzie Osborn

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like a Bobby Kelly or something like that

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but it's the Prince of fucking Darkness.

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Imagine Jim Norton,

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that little fucking worm

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but he's Ozzie.

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It wouldn't work.

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He had to age like a spooky witch.

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He couldn't age like an old baby.

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It would have been all wrong.

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All wrong.

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This is Kurt Metzger's theory, by the way.

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I'm just, I'm sharing it with you guys

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in case you haven't heard it or you don't know

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but Kurt Metzger came up with this theory

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probably 20 years ago.

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Oh, your friend that doesn't come

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and talk to us himself.

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He works Tuesday nights, dummy.

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How many times do I gotta tell you that?

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Probably until he comes on.

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We'll have to change

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the night of the show.

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We'll have to do a special

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show on a special night.

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Right.

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A very special episode.

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There's more teds than just Tuesday teds.

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But yeah.

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No, Kurt

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came up with that theory

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based on proximity to both Bobby Kelly

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and Colin Quinn.

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And he was watching Colin Quinn

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turn into a spooky witch

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while he was watching Bobby Kelly

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turn into an old baby.

48:20.240 --> 48:22.480
He was like, holy fuck, you mix are all the same.

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You only go one of two

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directions.

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It's like Gollum in the one way.

48:29.260 --> 48:29.580
It's genetics,

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but also I feel like whiskey's involved.

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Perhaps.

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Certainly with Ozzy.

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How fucking old is Kelly though?

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Isn't she quite a bit younger

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than I am?

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Not much, man.

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She's like 46, dude.

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What?

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Hmm.

48:49.960 --> 48:51.720
Let's consult the book of knowledge.

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So I'm sure.

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But I've been seeing some stuff about her lately.

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Right.

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Because she looks crazy.

48:58.340 --> 48:59.300
Well.

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I thought she was younger than me.

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Oh, she's 41.

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41.

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40?

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She's 41 years old.

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Yeah.

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Well, America's 250 years old.

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Does it look insane?

49:20.120 --> 49:21.700
That's like, that's like your,

49:21.820 --> 49:23.500
you know, that's like your,

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your fucking best years where you're like,

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you look like an adult and you haven't started falling apart yet.

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She looks,

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like she was sandblasted.

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So I don't know, man.

49:38.460 --> 49:39.760
I agree with Howard here.

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I think she looks like a vampire.

49:42.340 --> 49:44.420
Look her up in the necronomic content.

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Yes.

49:45.640 --> 49:45.900
Yes.

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Yeah, that's some scary shit.

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Like it's wild,

49:51.460 --> 49:52.220
but how,

49:52.220 --> 49:54.840
how weird these people are looking,

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like the dystopian novels that I'm more used to,

49:58.240 --> 50:01.100
like I seen Tom Carpenter

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earlier put 1984 and absolutely anybody that's read 1984.

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Holy shit.

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Then we're all up in that.

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All up in that.

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Well, the internet's the barn wall.

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And the internet's the barn wall bigger than shit.

50:21.980 --> 50:25.920
I spent hours trying to look up something I absolutely read

50:25.920 --> 50:26.860
and knew all about.

50:27.120 --> 50:29.640
And it took me hours just to find a snippet of it.

50:30.260 --> 50:31.740
And it's still real.

50:31.940 --> 50:32.300
And they're like,

50:32.580 --> 50:34.360
but they hide it.

50:36.540 --> 50:37.020
Wild.

50:41.080 --> 50:41.560
Yeah.

50:41.660 --> 50:42.500
And we see it,

50:42.520 --> 50:43.720
which is very painful,

50:44.640 --> 50:46.580
but even more painful watching people

50:46.580 --> 50:47.440
walking around,

50:47.600 --> 50:49.300
not even knowing that that's going on.

50:50.580 --> 50:51.540
You know,

50:51.640 --> 50:53.600
just feel bad for them.

50:55.580 --> 50:57.320
It seems like it's us and them.

50:58.020 --> 50:58.500
Yeah.

51:02.300 --> 51:03.900
Animal Farm last night,

51:03.980 --> 51:05.900
because I was saying I was like,

51:06.000 --> 51:07.020
because the guys like,

51:07.860 --> 51:09.960
the one of the guys debating was like,

51:10.160 --> 51:11.960
you're saying we get nothing on this

51:11.960 --> 51:13.300
and we're just doing this because Israel,

51:13.440 --> 51:14.620
we're Israel's punk.

51:15.280 --> 51:16.120
And I'm like,

51:16.800 --> 51:17.560
and I said,

51:17.560 --> 51:19.560
we are the dogs

51:19.560 --> 51:21.180
from fucking Animal Farm.

51:21.480 --> 51:22.660
They are the pigs.

51:23.300 --> 51:25.840
We're the only thing keeping

51:25.840 --> 51:27.360
everything else in line.

51:28.820 --> 51:30.200
We're the mindless

51:30.200 --> 51:31.400
jackass dogs

51:31.400 --> 51:34.120
running around attacking everything the pigs

51:34.120 --> 51:34.720
tell us to.

51:40.530 --> 51:42.450
Malthus, I'll say he's 55

51:42.450 --> 51:43.370
and looking great.

51:46.390 --> 51:47.990
I mean, that's,

51:48.790 --> 51:50.130
that's his opinion.

51:51.110 --> 51:51.790
Yeah,

51:51.790 --> 51:53.290
but yeah,

51:53.290 --> 51:55.570
I agree that he's 55.

51:56.010 --> 51:57.950
I that I that I will

51:57.950 --> 51:59.110
I will fully

51:59.890 --> 52:01.090
cosine. Yeah.

52:01.630 --> 52:02.310
Yeah.

52:02.990 --> 52:05.630
I don't know if you guys saw or not,

52:05.750 --> 52:07.430
but Hillary Clinton

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and Bill Clinton

52:09.450 --> 52:11.190
were called to

52:11.190 --> 52:12.790
Hillary was bills.

52:13.030 --> 52:16.090
No, no bill bill was bill got the post.

52:16.270 --> 52:18.090
We rolled footage of it

52:18.090 --> 52:19.910
this morning. He got the post already.

52:20.310 --> 52:21.090
I thought it wasn't tomorrow.

52:22.110 --> 52:22.190
Yeah.

52:22.990 --> 52:25.850
I do have a very short

52:25.850 --> 52:26.670
live look

52:26.670 --> 52:29.190
at Hillary's testimony.

52:29.510 --> 52:32.070
This is when I believe it was

52:32.070 --> 52:33.890
representative Nancy Mace.

52:34.630 --> 52:35.630
That's hilarious.

52:36.010 --> 52:37.390
The only part I watch

52:37.790 --> 52:39.730
brought up pizza gate, right?

52:39.890 --> 52:41.490
Or she gets gets a little

52:41.490 --> 52:43.830
a little upset. This may be

52:43.830 --> 52:45.550
a different camera angle

52:46.850 --> 52:47.250
than

52:47.850 --> 52:49.370
the one that you saw it from.

52:49.750 --> 52:51.810
But let's let's go ahead and roll it.

52:55.750 --> 52:57.250
Oh, for heaven's sake.

52:57.250 --> 52:58.850
To understand how that

52:59.390 --> 53:02.090
it doesn't matter.

53:02.310 --> 53:03.970
We all are abiding by the same

53:03.970 --> 53:04.390
rules.

53:05.970 --> 53:07.470
Yeah, well, I would like to take a

53:07.470 --> 53:08.890
break at this. Yeah, I'd like to

53:09.310 --> 53:10.050
for now.

53:13.890 --> 53:14.450
Yeah.

53:14.450 --> 53:15.010
Yeah.

53:15.090 --> 53:15.370
So

53:15.850 --> 53:17.610
I don't mean to be

53:17.610 --> 53:21.710
her makeup wasn't

53:21.710 --> 53:22.290
her makeup wasn't quite as fresh

53:22.290 --> 53:24.250
when I was on the version I watched.

53:24.430 --> 53:25.870
She was looking she was looking

53:25.870 --> 53:26.970
really good there.

53:29.390 --> 53:30.230
She was

53:30.230 --> 53:31.910
she was a top form.

53:33.730 --> 53:34.850
For sure.

53:35.090 --> 53:35.730
Top form.

53:36.670 --> 53:37.230
Yeah.

53:38.930 --> 53:39.490
Yeah.

53:40.310 --> 53:41.910
That is literally Nancy

53:41.910 --> 53:43.470
mace and I was like as I tell

53:43.470 --> 53:45.230
these guys it was very contentious

53:45.230 --> 53:46.130
by

53:48.530 --> 53:49.650
the parts

53:49.650 --> 53:51.270
that I saw. I didn't watch

53:51.270 --> 53:53.170
a lot of it. Obviously it's a little

53:53.170 --> 53:54.390
overwhelming right now.

53:59.310 --> 54:00.970
The creepiest thing to

54:00.970 --> 54:02.450
me, I think

54:03.170 --> 54:03.730
was

54:05.530 --> 54:07.230
Bill Clinton

54:09.610 --> 54:11.930
in the in the middle

54:11.930 --> 54:12.950
of his deposition

54:13.300 --> 54:15.110
like being shown

54:17.310 --> 54:17.900
pictures

54:18.490 --> 54:19.890
of him with

54:19.890 --> 54:21.070
with minor

54:21.730 --> 54:24.110
you know minor girls

54:24.110 --> 54:25.310
in

54:25.310 --> 54:28.150
hot tubs in various different situations

54:29.490 --> 54:31.850
none weirder

54:31.850 --> 54:33.710
than this is

54:33.710 --> 54:35.030
38 seconds

54:35.590 --> 54:37.270
if we have to we'll pause it

54:37.790 --> 54:38.970
15 or 20 seconds

54:38.970 --> 54:41.270
into it you know but

54:43.230 --> 54:43.910
this

54:43.910 --> 54:45.650
is Bill Clinton staring at

54:45.650 --> 54:47.750
what is evidence which is

54:47.750 --> 54:49.490
a picture of him in a hot tub

54:49.490 --> 54:52.010
with two underage girls he put cotton

54:52.010 --> 54:52.550
on his head.

54:53.130 --> 54:55.230
No that's the watermark

54:55.230 --> 54:57.310
from the outlet

54:57.530 --> 54:59.350
that retweeted this

54:59.350 --> 55:00.830
that being the GOP

55:00.830 --> 55:02.350
House Overside Committee

55:02.350 --> 55:06.050
Somebody totally needs to do an air bubble

55:06.050 --> 55:06.690
of more than

55:07.040 --> 55:08.590
thought bubbles above his head

55:09.350 --> 55:11.450
then we're some hotties

55:11.450 --> 55:13.330
VH1 pop-up

55:13.330 --> 55:14.170
video style

55:15.220 --> 55:15.590
exactly

55:16.470 --> 55:18.610
then we're some hotties

55:18.610 --> 55:20.330
that was the good days

55:20.330 --> 55:22.750
Just watch

55:23.870 --> 55:25.710
his lawyer is like

55:25.710 --> 55:26.850
my guy

55:26.850 --> 55:28.230
maybe

55:28.790 --> 55:30.570
you shouldn't be staring

55:30.570 --> 55:32.910
mouth open peppy lapuge

55:32.910 --> 55:34.270
ruling over

55:34.610 --> 55:36.030
a picture of you

55:36.030 --> 55:38.390
with underage girls perhaps

55:38.390 --> 55:39.790
don't

55:39.790 --> 55:41.410
saunter down

55:41.410 --> 55:43.730
pedophilia memory lane

55:44.430 --> 55:46.310
this is a bad look dude

55:46.310 --> 55:48.770
this is a bad look you're my client

55:48.770 --> 55:50.450
I'm obligated

55:50.450 --> 55:52.670
and even I'm sitting here going fuck

55:52.670 --> 55:53.290
you're guilty

55:53.290 --> 55:55.770
yeah I'm obligated

55:55.770 --> 55:57.430
to snatch these pictures

55:57.430 --> 55:59.290
out of your hand to make you

55:59.290 --> 56:01.250
look like less of a

56:01.250 --> 56:03.250
you know drooling leering

56:03.250 --> 56:03.790
creep

56:05.490 --> 56:07.030
and Bill Clinton

56:07.030 --> 56:09.650
goes hey not so fast

56:12.070 --> 56:13.170
I'm not

56:13.170 --> 56:14.850
I'm not a show

56:14.850 --> 56:16.770
or you realize

56:17.230 --> 56:18.630
who you're fucking with

56:19.030 --> 56:19.730
I'm Bill

56:20.570 --> 56:22.270
and he goes no no no

56:22.270 --> 56:23.950
no I'm gonna take this one back

56:23.950 --> 56:24.670
specifically

56:26.190 --> 56:27.810
watch what is he doing

56:27.810 --> 56:28.490
right now

56:30.790 --> 56:31.570
he's putting

56:31.570 --> 56:33.250
spit on his finger he's getting ready

56:33.250 --> 56:34.350
to give it the old

56:34.350 --> 56:37.630
you have no idea

56:37.630 --> 56:38.930
how correct you are

56:39.990 --> 56:41.070
Ted Bennington

56:42.410 --> 56:44.050
I've done this move before

56:47.950 --> 56:48.670
he

56:48.670 --> 56:49.470
he

56:49.470 --> 56:50.550
he gave it the lick and

56:50.550 --> 56:50.890
dittle

56:51.750 --> 56:54.570
look at the smile on his face

56:54.570 --> 56:55.790
holy face

56:55.790 --> 56:57.110
god damn

56:57.110 --> 56:59.330
I was

57:00.050 --> 57:01.170
an old dog

57:03.370 --> 57:04.250
I'm just

57:04.250 --> 57:04.750
saying

57:04.750 --> 57:07.730
I was pretty cut back then right

57:07.730 --> 57:10.290
did Bill request that his lawyer

57:10.290 --> 57:11.850
wears those the pearl

57:11.850 --> 57:13.670
are you trying to tell me

57:13.670 --> 57:16.030
that if you had a chance

57:16.030 --> 57:17.890
in a hot pub with these

57:17.890 --> 57:19.690
two fine look at this

57:19.690 --> 57:21.670
I can't take my eyes off it

57:21.670 --> 57:23.410
look at it

57:23.410 --> 57:25.950
Madam Barrister I just want to make it

57:25.950 --> 57:26.930
perfectly clear

57:26.930 --> 57:29.870
right now there's one of two ways

57:29.870 --> 57:31.850
you're leaving this deposition with

57:31.850 --> 57:32.830
the pearl necklace

57:40.880 --> 57:42.440
I believe in a thing

57:42.440 --> 57:43.560
called broke

57:45.180 --> 57:47.240
I'm about to give you some

57:48.020 --> 57:49.340
oh he's in top

57:49.340 --> 57:50.940
wrote a song about this

57:50.940 --> 57:52.780
do you know that darlin's easy

57:52.780 --> 57:54.800
top wrote a song about this

57:56.660 --> 57:57.340
no

57:57.340 --> 57:58.960
I mean

57:58.960 --> 58:00.080
is just

58:01.100 --> 58:02.740
and even the lawyer

58:02.740 --> 58:04.840
now they're both smiling

58:05.640 --> 58:07.420
watch the lawyer the lawyer's

58:07.420 --> 58:08.000
like oh

58:08.000 --> 58:09.740
oh fuck

58:09.740 --> 58:10.920
oh fuck

58:10.920 --> 58:13.640
this is as bad as when

58:13.640 --> 58:15.420
bush was dancing and smiling

58:15.420 --> 58:17.240
at that fucking cops feud

58:17.240 --> 58:19.320
at that like seven cop funeral

58:19.320 --> 58:21.580
like hey that does got a

58:21.580 --> 58:23.080
good beat to it like

58:23.740 --> 58:25.700
this is like Bill's just like

58:25.700 --> 58:27.580
hot damn that was some

58:27.580 --> 58:28.400
good shit

58:28.400 --> 58:31.420
she's a big old god damn it

58:31.420 --> 58:32.900
boy you were the worst

58:33.500 --> 58:35.420
you just the worst give me

58:35.420 --> 58:36.040
them papers

58:36.040 --> 58:37.800
your old dog

58:37.800 --> 58:40.140
you still got it

58:40.140 --> 58:40.400
Bill

58:40.400 --> 58:43.400
you're still coming to my grand

58:43.400 --> 58:45.520
niece's birthday party this weekend

58:45.520 --> 58:46.040
Bill

58:46.040 --> 58:49.720
well she ain't 18 yet is she

58:49.720 --> 58:51.380
is that his wedding band

58:51.380 --> 58:53.520
is he still wearing his wedding band

58:53.760 --> 58:54.860
yeah oh yeah

58:57.660 --> 58:59.620
it's a GPS tracker

58:59.620 --> 59:00.380
alright

59:00.380 --> 59:03.040
what is extra funny

59:03.040 --> 59:04.320
is that

59:05.280 --> 59:06.540
in this

59:06.540 --> 59:08.260
deposition Bill Clinton said

59:08.260 --> 59:09.420
under oath

59:10.180 --> 59:13.180
I was much closer to Glaine

59:13.180 --> 59:15.140
than I was

59:15.140 --> 59:15.840
Jeffrey

59:19.040 --> 59:20.720
and the day before

59:20.720 --> 59:22.920
his wife was like I don't know why

59:22.920 --> 59:25.160
this lady that you say her name

59:25.160 --> 59:27.060
is Glaine Maxwell who we never

59:27.060 --> 59:28.820
met before in our life

59:28.820 --> 59:31.340
was at our daughter's wedding she must have been somebody's

59:31.340 --> 59:31.940
plus one

59:32.480 --> 59:34.360
I don't know who this broad is

59:35.400 --> 59:36.480
like you guys

59:36.480 --> 59:37.940
can't even keep

59:38.760 --> 59:40.340
your story straight

59:40.920 --> 59:42.520
and you're gonna go in

59:42.520 --> 59:45.400
in front of the same congress critters

59:45.400 --> 59:47.080
one day after the other

59:47.080 --> 59:49.380
and one of you is gonna go

59:49.380 --> 59:51.400
I don't know who this freaking broad is

59:51.400 --> 59:52.680
and the other one's gonna go I'd say

59:52.680 --> 59:55.040
only woman I've ever talked to outside

59:55.040 --> 59:57.400
of my wife and the one I got in page four

59:57.400 --> 59:59.000
and the seven I got sued for

59:59.000 --> 01:00:00.840
and a couple of those

01:00:00.840 --> 01:00:03.320
low key abortions

01:00:03.600 --> 01:00:05.240
I settled earlier

01:00:05.240 --> 01:00:06.180
in my career

01:00:06.180 --> 01:00:08.620
yeah but like it's

01:00:08.620 --> 01:00:10.240
and yeah yeah yeah

01:00:11.120 --> 01:00:12.000
Cheney

01:00:12.760 --> 01:00:14.660
said is quoting

01:00:14.660 --> 01:00:16.720
Bill Clinton here in that deposition

01:00:16.720 --> 01:00:17.900
stating

01:00:18.640 --> 01:00:20.840
that he specifically knew

01:00:20.840 --> 01:00:22.940
Glaine Maxwell more

01:00:22.940 --> 01:00:24.640
and better than

01:00:24.640 --> 01:00:26.760
Jeffrey because

01:00:26.760 --> 01:00:29.300
he was good friends

01:00:29.300 --> 01:00:30.760
with Evelyn de Rothschild

01:00:30.760 --> 01:00:31.480
and his wife

01:00:31.480 --> 01:00:34.360
and Glaine was also good friends

01:00:34.360 --> 01:00:35.960
with Evelyn de Rothschild

01:00:35.960 --> 01:00:38.980
and his wife and so that's how they knew each other

01:00:38.980 --> 01:00:40.840
because of the Rothschild connection

01:00:40.840 --> 01:00:42.760
which is something that he leaned on

01:00:42.760 --> 01:00:43.840
in his deposition

01:00:43.840 --> 01:00:46.280
which kind of

01:00:47.160 --> 01:00:48.280
should have

01:00:48.280 --> 01:00:49.940
a couple of years perking up

01:00:50.520 --> 01:00:51.700
the Red Shield Defense

01:00:51.700 --> 01:00:54.880
it should have enough perking up that as an alibi

01:00:54.880 --> 01:00:56.440
it shouldn't be very useful

01:00:56.440 --> 01:00:58.860
right hold on hold on

01:00:58.860 --> 01:01:00.060
hold on you're okay

01:01:00.060 --> 01:01:02.700
the Rothschild's your connection

01:01:02.700 --> 01:01:04.300
here and you think that's a good thing

01:01:04.660 --> 01:01:05.740
well sometimes

01:01:05.740 --> 01:01:08.920
Ted Bennington you've got a parlay

01:01:08.920 --> 01:01:10.720
with the super Jews

01:01:11.500 --> 01:01:13.100
and that's what Bill does

01:01:14.900 --> 01:01:16.120
get some of their

01:01:16.120 --> 01:01:17.140
super Jews

01:01:18.600 --> 01:01:21.140
we're gonna arc and slide right in

01:01:21.140 --> 01:01:23.260
it sounds like Evelyn's the dairy queen

01:01:30.120 --> 01:01:30.760
I

01:01:30.760 --> 01:01:32.100
won't you shut the fuck up

01:01:32.100 --> 01:01:33.620
and put on this blue dress

01:01:35.720 --> 01:01:36.900
that is not

01:01:36.900 --> 01:01:38.920
where you put that cigar man

01:01:38.920 --> 01:01:40.300
how's about a cigar

01:01:42.120 --> 01:01:44.440
no it doesn't go in there

01:01:46.820 --> 01:01:47.820
they're aged

01:01:47.820 --> 01:01:48.160
they're aged

01:01:48.160 --> 01:01:49.400
just right

01:01:49.400 --> 01:01:52.140
not a day over 19

01:01:53.640 --> 01:01:55.700
would you like some molly

01:01:55.700 --> 01:01:57.680
I hear you kids are into that

01:01:57.680 --> 01:01:58.260
right

01:01:58.260 --> 01:02:00.500
hey maybe y'all

01:02:00.500 --> 01:02:02.060
can explain to Bill

01:02:02.060 --> 01:02:04.080
what boofin is

01:02:05.320 --> 01:02:07.220
how did y'all

01:02:07.220 --> 01:02:08.420
go about that

01:02:08.420 --> 01:02:12.060
it sounds like a good time

01:02:12.060 --> 01:02:16.180
it sounds like a good time

01:02:16.180 --> 01:02:16.940
oh fuck

01:02:18.460 --> 01:02:19.260
boofin

01:02:21.100 --> 01:02:22.200
oh fuck

01:02:22.200 --> 01:02:23.220
that guy

01:02:23.220 --> 01:02:24.500
that guy has

01:02:25.220 --> 01:02:27.540
that's the worst because the guy's already

01:02:27.540 --> 01:02:29.420
a known extreme degenerate

01:02:30.080 --> 01:02:31.420
like we all

01:02:31.420 --> 01:02:33.480
remember all the cases that you faced

01:02:33.480 --> 01:02:35.100
all the ones that you flushed

01:02:35.100 --> 01:02:37.220
and flushed down the system when you were governor

01:02:37.220 --> 01:02:39.180
but the things damn somebody

01:02:39.180 --> 01:02:41.760
plunged him back up when you were president

01:02:43.640 --> 01:02:45.060
shit and it's a

01:02:45.060 --> 01:02:47.000
hero level gin blossom

01:02:47.000 --> 01:02:48.560
he's growing on his nose

01:02:51.800 --> 01:02:53.080
rosy alcoholic

01:02:53.080 --> 01:02:55.240
nose if I ever saw one

01:02:55.240 --> 01:02:55.820
it's like

01:02:57.340 --> 01:02:59.200
so the trick is you gotta

01:02:59.200 --> 01:03:01.160
blend your aged

01:03:01.160 --> 01:03:03.120
scotch with your adrenochrome

01:03:04.540 --> 01:03:06.940
they didn't even need to use an attractive

01:03:06.940 --> 01:03:08.140
honeypot with him

01:03:08.140 --> 01:03:11.000
if you don't get the mixture

01:03:11.000 --> 01:03:13.880
of your scotch and your adrenochrome

01:03:13.880 --> 01:03:14.820
just right

01:03:14.820 --> 01:03:16.920
it'll make your nostrils flare up

01:03:16.920 --> 01:03:17.800
something terrible

01:03:21.240 --> 01:03:22.880
what the hell was that one

01:03:22.880 --> 01:03:25.200
horse face broad that he got so much

01:03:25.200 --> 01:03:26.960
trouble for for having sex

01:03:26.960 --> 01:03:27.980
with when he was governor

01:03:28.600 --> 01:03:29.340
jennifer flowers

01:03:30.380 --> 01:03:32.340
no no bill clinton

01:03:33.600 --> 01:03:36.080
was it jennifer flowers

01:03:37.200 --> 01:03:38.880
that could be she had just

01:03:38.880 --> 01:03:40.340
the most horse face

01:03:40.340 --> 01:03:41.420
chick you're like

01:03:41.420 --> 01:03:43.460
he does he does not

01:03:43.460 --> 01:03:45.380
care if they're attractive he just

01:03:45.380 --> 01:03:46.620
don't that's part of why that

01:03:46.620 --> 01:03:48.140
picture he was stuck on he's like

01:03:48.140 --> 01:03:50.340
damn these two are hot he's

01:03:50.340 --> 01:03:53.100
usually I'll bang whatever happens

01:03:53.100 --> 01:03:54.120
to be in the room

01:03:54.120 --> 01:03:57.220
but these two this is fine

01:03:57.220 --> 01:03:58.700
I like that I like that

01:03:58.700 --> 01:03:59.180
gasoline

01:04:00.420 --> 01:04:02.260
bill clinton is like

01:04:02.260 --> 01:04:04.160
he's like tiger woods

01:04:04.160 --> 01:04:06.520
right remember

01:04:06.520 --> 01:04:08.980
the golfing legend

01:04:08.980 --> 01:04:10.520
tiger woods and

01:04:10.520 --> 01:04:13.360
he was absolutely untouchable

01:04:13.360 --> 01:04:14.840
and the one thing that brought

01:04:14.840 --> 01:04:16.520
him down is he got caught

01:04:16.520 --> 01:04:18.460
cheating on his smoking hot

01:04:18.740 --> 01:04:19.640
white wife

01:04:19.640 --> 01:04:21.920
with like a waffle house

01:04:21.920 --> 01:04:23.260
waitress yes

01:04:24.120 --> 01:04:26.300
and then they found out that like

01:04:26.300 --> 01:04:28.280
oh he was just banging waffle

01:04:28.280 --> 01:04:30.440
waitresses from sea to shining

01:04:30.440 --> 01:04:32.120
sea and like

01:04:32.880 --> 01:04:34.340
did he's you know

01:04:34.340 --> 01:04:35.940
one of the most famous

01:04:35.940 --> 01:04:37.960
celebrity athletes on the

01:04:37.960 --> 01:04:39.880
planet and you know has all

01:04:39.880 --> 01:04:41.520
it in he's like no dude give me

01:04:41.520 --> 01:04:43.120
that fucking trailer park

01:04:43.860 --> 01:04:45.700
ran through fucking

01:04:45.700 --> 01:04:47.040
Salem light

01:04:48.660 --> 01:04:49.880
that's what I want

01:04:50.800 --> 01:04:51.880
that's what I want

01:04:51.880 --> 01:04:53.360
I want someone that's on her

01:04:53.360 --> 01:04:55.620
fucking ninth Zima

01:04:55.620 --> 01:04:57.200
because it was that era

01:04:58.560 --> 01:04:59.940
I want someone who's

01:04:59.940 --> 01:05:01.440
on her ninth Zima

01:05:01.440 --> 01:05:02.880
and her second pack

01:05:02.880 --> 01:05:04.100
of fucking

01:05:05.340 --> 01:05:06.920
that's that's my girl

01:05:06.920 --> 01:05:07.860
right there

01:05:09.300 --> 01:05:10.000
so

01:05:10.810 --> 01:05:12.320
point B you know

01:05:12.880 --> 01:05:14.780
for for a lot of guys

01:05:14.780 --> 01:05:16.840
especially that have like

01:05:16.840 --> 01:05:18.640
ridiculous celebrity

01:05:18.640 --> 01:05:20.880
it's about slum in it for the

01:05:20.880 --> 01:05:21.220
night

01:05:22.650 --> 01:05:23.140
you know

01:05:24.860 --> 01:05:26.820
you if you're a tiger

01:05:26.820 --> 01:05:28.420
woods hang on let me finish here

01:05:28.420 --> 01:05:30.020
if you're tiger woods

01:05:30.020 --> 01:05:31.880
and you have

01:05:31.880 --> 01:05:32.980
the option

01:05:33.730 --> 01:05:35.440
of going okay

01:05:35.950 --> 01:05:37.520
I am a

01:05:37.520 --> 01:05:39.720
miserable scumbag

01:05:39.720 --> 01:05:41.340
horrible son of a bitch

01:05:41.550 --> 01:05:42.880
let's get that out

01:05:42.880 --> 01:05:45.620
upfront first that's about to do

01:05:45.620 --> 01:05:46.920
something unconscionable

01:05:46.920 --> 01:05:48.500
cheat on your wife

01:05:49.650 --> 01:05:50.500
do you

01:05:50.500 --> 01:05:53.180
go for a high profile

01:05:53.710 --> 01:05:54.220
expensive

01:05:54.220 --> 01:05:57.000
you know

01:05:57.000 --> 01:05:59.180
somebody who might get you caught

01:05:59.180 --> 01:06:00.320
or do you go

01:06:00.840 --> 01:06:02.020
for Big Cheryl

01:06:02.020 --> 01:06:05.000
from the fucking local Denny's

01:06:06.360 --> 01:06:07.220
yeah the one with no

01:06:07.220 --> 01:06:07.940
self-respect

01:06:07.940 --> 01:06:09.820
the one with no self-respect

01:06:10.760 --> 01:06:12.520
who's gonna believe Big Cheryl

01:06:13.680 --> 01:06:15.040
when she comes

01:06:15.040 --> 01:06:16.460
to fucking job next day

01:06:16.460 --> 01:06:18.640
and she's like y'all you ain't gonna believe it

01:06:18.640 --> 01:06:20.820
I fucked tiger woods last night

01:06:20.820 --> 01:06:21.800
and they're like

01:06:21.800 --> 01:06:23.320
he put a hole in one alright

01:06:23.320 --> 01:06:24.840
he put it in two

01:06:24.840 --> 01:06:27.520
you fucked a truck driver

01:06:27.520 --> 01:06:29.880
who told you he was tiger woods

01:06:29.880 --> 01:06:30.480
you dummy

01:06:31.320 --> 01:06:33.700
fucking go polish that silverware

01:06:33.700 --> 01:06:35.060
get back on the floor

01:06:35.060 --> 01:06:36.700
stop talking crazy

01:06:36.700 --> 01:06:39.840
what the fuck is wrong with you you fuck tiger woods

01:06:39.840 --> 01:06:41.060
you gotta fucking work

01:06:41.060 --> 01:06:43.400
so it is kind of

01:06:43.400 --> 01:06:45.040
like in you know

01:06:45.040 --> 01:06:46.360
low-key brilliant

01:06:46.360 --> 01:06:49.120
yeah from that from that point of view

01:06:49.120 --> 01:06:51.380
plausible deniability

01:06:51.380 --> 01:06:52.660
is high in this

01:06:55.200 --> 01:06:57.380
you're freaking you're pulling up

01:06:57.380 --> 01:06:59.500
the work and you're denny the shit

01:06:59.500 --> 01:07:00.840
Chevy Corsica

01:07:01.380 --> 01:07:02.260
you know

01:07:03.380 --> 01:07:04.060
fucking

01:07:05.040 --> 01:07:07.200
there's three car seats in it

01:07:07.200 --> 01:07:08.780
and you've only got two kids

01:07:09.960 --> 01:07:10.640
go

01:07:11.380 --> 01:07:13.460
you tell your co-workers

01:07:13.460 --> 01:07:15.520
that you banged out tiger woods

01:07:15.520 --> 01:07:16.640
last night they're like

01:07:17.240 --> 01:07:18.960
okay okay sure

01:07:18.960 --> 01:07:20.900
yeah no he probably

01:07:20.900 --> 01:07:22.420
thought he was getting away with murder

01:07:22.960 --> 01:07:24.420
he probably did

01:07:24.960 --> 01:07:25.680
that's hilarious

01:07:25.680 --> 01:07:27.240
to be fair though

01:07:28.140 --> 01:07:30.300
really high class chicks that are

01:07:30.300 --> 01:07:32.720
like the really smoking hot ones

01:07:32.720 --> 01:07:35.000
they like to go slummin too

01:07:35.000 --> 01:07:36.020
right

01:07:36.740 --> 01:07:37.780
yeah yeah

01:07:40.800 --> 01:07:42.700
I don't got a real

01:07:42.700 --> 01:07:43.980
explanation for that

01:07:43.980 --> 01:07:46.200
but you would be surprised

01:07:46.760 --> 01:07:48.680
the the 9's and 10's

01:07:48.680 --> 01:07:50.100
that'll bang a dude that's like

01:07:50.100 --> 01:07:51.200
a month out of prison

01:07:52.120 --> 01:07:54.280
like there is a smell you put

01:07:54.280 --> 01:07:56.260
off that like as you walk out of prison

01:07:56.260 --> 01:07:58.200
that was like that dude desperately

01:07:58.200 --> 01:08:00.620
needs to fuck the bejesus

01:08:00.620 --> 01:08:02.320
not not just a little bit

01:08:02.320 --> 01:08:04.200
like he is gonna burn every

01:08:04.200 --> 01:08:06.020
bit of energy that he's gonna have

01:08:06.020 --> 01:08:08.340
for the entire week when he gets done

01:08:08.340 --> 01:08:10.180
he's gonna walk back into the fucking

01:08:10.180 --> 01:08:12.260
into where he lives and pass

01:08:12.260 --> 01:08:13.540
out for two days

01:08:13.540 --> 01:08:16.060
like all that

01:08:19.800 --> 01:08:21.600
yeah yeah well I mean

01:08:21.600 --> 01:08:22.500
there's you know

01:08:23.400 --> 01:08:25.520
it's the same reason why a lot of people

01:08:25.520 --> 01:08:27.420
are attracted to like varying

01:08:27.420 --> 01:08:29.620
degrees of crazy in a woman

01:08:29.620 --> 01:08:30.580
or something like that

01:08:30.580 --> 01:08:33.660
element of danger that people find

01:08:35.200 --> 01:08:35.880
seductive

01:08:35.880 --> 01:08:37.300
yeah yeah

01:08:37.300 --> 01:08:39.640
he's got red hair and green eyes

01:08:39.640 --> 01:08:41.060
and she's super pretty

01:08:41.060 --> 01:08:43.400
and she's got that sparkle in her eye

01:08:43.400 --> 01:08:44.760
that sparkle is

01:08:44.760 --> 01:08:46.760
I'm about to eat your soul

01:08:46.760 --> 01:08:47.320
dude

01:08:48.760 --> 01:08:50.900
this is gonna be the biggest

01:08:50.900 --> 01:08:52.760
regret you've ever ever

01:08:52.760 --> 01:08:53.840
ever had

01:08:53.840 --> 01:08:56.720
boy are you going to write

01:08:56.720 --> 01:08:59.040
some shitty music based on

01:08:59.040 --> 01:08:59.420
this

01:08:59.420 --> 01:09:02.140
I promise you

01:09:03.920 --> 01:09:05.340
welcome to alcoholism

01:09:07.240 --> 01:09:09.340
if you didn't have a habit

01:09:09.340 --> 01:09:10.740
guess what

01:09:11.340 --> 01:09:12.980
now you do

01:09:17.080 --> 01:09:18.640
good stuff

01:09:18.640 --> 01:09:20.660
I maintain that

01:09:20.880 --> 01:09:22.760
you should find complimentary

01:09:23.060 --> 01:09:25.120
crazy as opposed to diametrically

01:09:25.120 --> 01:09:26.460
opposed crazy and that

01:09:26.840 --> 01:09:27.840
it's good advice

01:09:27.840 --> 01:09:30.060
where you get

01:09:30.060 --> 01:09:32.760
a blessed union

01:09:32.760 --> 01:09:37.380
brings balance to the universe

01:09:39.340 --> 01:09:41.400
well it definitely surprises a lot of people

01:09:41.400 --> 01:09:46.760
yeah my middle daughter

01:09:47.120 --> 01:09:47.860
she's that chick

01:09:49.840 --> 01:09:50.820
she's that chick

01:09:50.820 --> 01:09:53.020
and I have I've had younger friends that like

01:09:53.020 --> 01:09:55.320
your daughter's not your daughter seems

01:09:55.320 --> 01:09:57.420
nice like no don't talk to her again

01:09:58.680 --> 01:09:59.840
he's gonna hurt you

01:10:00.740 --> 01:10:03.220
I'm not even doing this like out of some fatherly

01:10:03.220 --> 01:10:05.220
protective thing I'm doing this for your good

01:10:05.220 --> 01:10:06.240
stay away

01:10:07.420 --> 01:10:07.900
hey

01:10:07.900 --> 01:10:09.460
she will break you

01:10:10.100 --> 01:10:12.020
you won't you will regret it forever

01:10:15.060 --> 01:10:16.720
the amount of mental scarring

01:10:16.720 --> 01:10:17.920
that you're about to have

01:10:19.160 --> 01:10:20.280
you're never gonna be

01:10:20.280 --> 01:10:20.940
able to get back

01:10:22.000 --> 01:10:24.120
see it'd be great to get that advice but

01:10:24.740 --> 01:10:26.420
well a lot of people don't want to hear

01:10:26.420 --> 01:10:27.760
about it they're like oh

01:10:28.320 --> 01:10:30.500
I'm in love shut up man

01:10:30.500 --> 01:10:31.200
it's different

01:10:32.020 --> 01:10:34.160
no this was before that ever happened

01:10:34.160 --> 01:10:36.320
I told them off for and like no

01:10:36.320 --> 01:10:38.200
don't don't try and walk down that path

01:10:38.200 --> 01:10:40.160
bro it's it's

01:10:41.100 --> 01:10:42.260
did he listen he listened

01:10:42.260 --> 01:10:43.140
yeah

01:10:44.460 --> 01:10:46.200
yeah I said I was like I'm not

01:10:46.200 --> 01:10:47.460
trying to protect being a

01:10:48.080 --> 01:10:50.300
protected dad she does all kinds of crazy

01:10:50.300 --> 01:10:52.060
shit I can't stop her

01:10:52.660 --> 01:10:53.140
like

01:10:53.140 --> 01:10:56.520
she's a grown adult and I'm like

01:10:56.520 --> 01:10:58.360
but this will hurt you

01:10:58.360 --> 01:11:00.220
you won't like it I know

01:11:00.220 --> 01:11:02.320
she's pretty I get it

01:11:02.320 --> 01:11:04.120
but you aren't gonna like it

01:11:04.120 --> 01:11:05.380
she will break you

01:11:06.300 --> 01:11:07.280
that's good advice

01:11:08.640 --> 01:11:09.840
in that case

01:11:11.160 --> 01:11:12.660
like for as much

01:11:12.660 --> 01:11:13.960
as they talk about that chicks

01:11:14.680 --> 01:11:16.460
want a dude that they can fix

01:11:16.460 --> 01:11:17.960
and change all dudes dude

01:11:17.960 --> 01:11:20.220
dudes want a chick that they can be a white knight

01:11:20.220 --> 01:11:22.100
for and be captain

01:11:22.100 --> 01:11:24.520
save a hoe and the problem

01:11:24.520 --> 01:11:26.320
is this you know

01:11:26.320 --> 01:11:28.120
fine being the man

01:11:28.120 --> 01:11:29.800
of the situation and being the

01:11:29.800 --> 01:11:31.960
the but if you're trying

01:11:31.960 --> 01:11:33.800
to be captain save oh you just gotta

01:11:33.800 --> 01:11:35.360
remember that she was a hoe

01:11:35.360 --> 01:11:37.720
like holy shit she is not

01:11:37.720 --> 01:11:39.540
gonna she is gonna use up everything

01:11:39.540 --> 01:11:41.880
you got and then walk on and for the

01:11:41.880 --> 01:11:43.420
rest of your life you're gonna hate it

01:11:43.420 --> 01:11:44.240
it

01:11:47.360 --> 01:11:49.480
yeah she's a grown well I know

01:11:49.480 --> 01:11:51.900
she has a house and three kids and she married

01:11:51.900 --> 01:11:53.460
no ads I don't know

01:11:56.440 --> 01:11:57.440
she's my least

01:11:57.440 --> 01:11:59.960
out of my grown grown

01:11:59.960 --> 01:12:01.260
ass kids that aren't in

01:12:01.260 --> 01:12:02.940
college or whatever

01:12:04.340 --> 01:12:05.380
she's she's

01:12:05.380 --> 01:12:07.400
the one that still causes the most dumb

01:12:07.400 --> 01:12:09.140
shit my oldest

01:12:09.140 --> 01:12:10.940
she's really squared away

01:12:16.270 --> 01:12:17.010
that's good

01:12:17.910 --> 01:12:20.110
that sucks I wish somebody had warned me

01:12:20.850 --> 01:12:22.090
at the beginning of some

01:12:22.090 --> 01:12:23.730
of my old relationships

01:12:26.050 --> 01:12:27.550
and I you know if I

01:12:28.110 --> 01:12:29.410
would have heard it and would have listened

01:12:29.410 --> 01:12:30.470
then it would have been

01:12:31.790 --> 01:12:33.470
saved me from a bunch of headaches

01:12:34.050 --> 01:12:35.410
but I do it

01:12:35.410 --> 01:12:36.790
well one of my one

01:12:37.390 --> 01:12:39.370
I know this one guy and every girl runs

01:12:39.370 --> 01:12:40.730
runs through him like that

01:12:41.290 --> 01:12:43.510
and we were literally at a gas station

01:12:44.150 --> 01:12:44.590
and

01:12:46.050 --> 01:12:47.250
he's like we

01:12:47.250 --> 01:12:49.090
he'd been in town we'd been we were

01:12:49.090 --> 01:12:51.630
over and I'd write writing and we'd

01:12:51.630 --> 01:12:52.990
been in town for like a week and then

01:12:52.990 --> 01:12:54.990
he's like that's the first hot chick

01:12:54.990 --> 01:12:57.150
I've seen since I've been yours that's what

01:12:57.150 --> 01:12:59.050
I'm talking about this chick steps out of

01:12:59.050 --> 01:13:01.170
this truck looking like

01:13:01.170 --> 01:13:03.010
fucking 12 fucking shades

01:13:03.010 --> 01:13:04.210
of twit trailer part

01:13:04.990 --> 01:13:06.970
and her her fucking

01:13:06.970 --> 01:13:09.090
pants had dropped you know when as

01:13:09.090 --> 01:13:10.810
she's stepping out her pants had dropped out

01:13:10.810 --> 01:13:13.010
you could see your g-string you know

01:13:13.010 --> 01:13:15.070
hanging out over top of her pants

01:13:15.070 --> 01:13:17.150
in a big old tramp stamp and I was like

01:13:17.150 --> 01:13:18.330
yeah dude

01:13:18.930 --> 01:13:21.130
that is exactly why you have so many

01:13:21.130 --> 01:13:21.990
girl problems

01:13:21.990 --> 01:13:25.410
I get fucking kidding me man

01:13:26.210 --> 01:13:27.250
hey holy

01:13:27.250 --> 01:13:27.810
shit

01:13:28.670 --> 01:13:30.650
that's the first hot one I've seen

01:13:30.650 --> 01:13:31.950
that's your problem

01:13:32.930 --> 01:13:34.250
you need to figure that out

01:13:39.600 --> 01:13:41.240
yeah stay away from strippers

01:13:41.240 --> 01:13:43.540
and hairdressers

01:13:46.200 --> 01:13:47.400
are there any

01:13:47.400 --> 01:13:49.480
goddesses of love and war that we need to be

01:13:49.480 --> 01:13:49.960
aware of

01:13:51.000 --> 01:13:53.260
I am living testament to

01:13:53.260 --> 01:13:55.520
the guy who goes home with the stripper

01:13:55.520 --> 01:13:56.380
is not the winner

01:13:56.380 --> 01:13:57.140
yeah

01:14:00.800 --> 01:14:02.380
I've seen that happen

01:14:02.380 --> 01:14:04.380
I've seen that happen several

01:14:04.380 --> 01:14:06.560
times I had a number of friends

01:14:06.560 --> 01:14:08.260
that were like oh no I found

01:14:08.260 --> 01:14:10.400
the one stripper with

01:14:10.400 --> 01:14:11.160
the heart of gold

01:14:12.700 --> 01:14:14.340
like really really

01:14:14.340 --> 01:14:15.800
and just you

01:14:16.560 --> 01:14:18.600
woke up one morning followed

01:14:18.600 --> 01:14:20.280
a rainbow it ended

01:14:20.280 --> 01:14:21.540
at the brass rail

01:14:22.380 --> 01:14:24.600
when you were like oh the one who has

01:14:24.600 --> 01:14:26.160
17 teeth is

01:14:26.160 --> 01:14:26.700
clearly

01:14:27.760 --> 01:14:30.220
the most together individual who has

01:14:30.220 --> 01:14:31.640
my best friends are so hard

01:14:32.600 --> 01:14:33.700
I'm going to

01:14:33.700 --> 01:14:34.860
I'm on my

01:14:34.860 --> 01:14:35.460
mind

01:14:37.740 --> 01:14:39.900
okay have fun with that

01:14:40.600 --> 01:14:41.460
sounds nice

01:14:42.060 --> 01:14:43.820
with the most smoke one of the most

01:14:43.820 --> 01:14:45.680
smoking hot strippers I ever saw

01:14:45.680 --> 01:14:47.880
and I didn't think she had a heart of gold

01:14:47.880 --> 01:14:49.660
I thought she was smoking ass hot

01:14:49.660 --> 01:14:51.380
and a lot of dirty fun

01:14:51.380 --> 01:14:52.320
and then

01:14:52.320 --> 01:14:54.660
I got drunk one night and she kept

01:14:54.660 --> 01:14:57.200
and she stayed on when I tried to get off

01:14:57.200 --> 01:14:57.660
and freaking

01:14:57.660 --> 01:14:59.900
you know

01:14:59.900 --> 01:15:03.780
the interuptus of the interuptus

01:15:03.780 --> 01:15:04.820
I hate

01:15:05.200 --> 01:15:06.080
that and

01:15:06.740 --> 01:15:09.280
it wasn't just one kid it was two

01:15:09.280 --> 01:15:11.360
I got twins out of that fucking deal

01:15:11.360 --> 01:15:13.220
and oh yeah she was

01:15:13.220 --> 01:15:14.440
she was gone

01:15:14.440 --> 01:15:16.520
before they were one

01:15:16.520 --> 01:15:19.320
and didn't do shit for them for the first

01:15:19.320 --> 01:15:21.380
for that even during

01:15:21.380 --> 01:15:22.140
that duration

01:15:22.980 --> 01:15:25.340
and didn't show back up till they were in high

01:15:25.340 --> 01:15:25.620
school

01:15:27.110 --> 01:15:27.960
Minnesota twins

01:15:29.050 --> 01:15:30.900
yeah Minnesota no they were

01:15:30.900 --> 01:15:31.840
South Dakota but

01:15:33.340 --> 01:15:34.080
she's the

01:15:34.080 --> 01:15:35.460
manager of

01:15:36.500 --> 01:15:37.120
the

01:15:40.060 --> 01:15:41.180
research laboratory

01:15:42.420 --> 01:15:43.660
she is

01:15:43.660 --> 01:15:45.540
I believe currently a manager

01:15:45.540 --> 01:15:46.620
at a sex toy store

01:15:47.080 --> 01:15:47.520
oh

01:15:47.520 --> 01:15:49.560
I'm mistaken

01:15:52.380 --> 01:15:54.380
I don't talk to her I haven't talked to her in

01:15:54.380 --> 01:15:56.360
a lot of years now my kids are all growing

01:15:56.360 --> 01:15:56.860
and shit

01:15:58.080 --> 01:16:00.420
yeah every once in a while I go through my ex

01:16:00.420 --> 01:16:02.300
girlfriends and think what are they doing now

01:16:02.300 --> 01:16:04.160
and I get shutters

01:16:04.700 --> 01:16:05.640
with some of them

01:16:06.360 --> 01:16:07.740
like oh don't go there

01:16:08.580 --> 01:16:10.560
I see pictures she hangs out

01:16:10.560 --> 01:16:12.660
with my daughter and I see pictures

01:16:12.660 --> 01:16:14.980
and she still acts like she did when she was a stripper

01:16:14.980 --> 01:16:16.780
and shit like just this last

01:16:16.780 --> 01:16:19.000
new years you know just like six you know two

01:16:19.000 --> 01:16:20.980
months ago they're out

01:16:20.980 --> 01:16:22.700
and just like trying to take sexy pics

01:16:22.700 --> 01:16:23.700
and putting on fucking

01:16:25.280 --> 01:16:25.760
filters

01:16:25.760 --> 01:16:28.340
and out getting drunk and shit and I'm like

01:16:29.140 --> 01:16:29.620
yeah

01:16:30.620 --> 01:16:32.860
is there a data gathering service that

01:16:32.860 --> 01:16:34.680
could come through social media and publicly

01:16:34.680 --> 01:16:36.900
available information and send it to men who

01:16:36.900 --> 01:16:38.560
are wanting to see what their

01:16:38.560 --> 01:16:40.220
former flames are up to

01:16:41.800 --> 01:16:42.980
and that sounds like

01:16:42.980 --> 01:16:45.180
the fucking most pathetically desperate

01:16:45.180 --> 01:16:46.180
app

01:16:46.180 --> 01:16:48.880
that I've ever ever imagined

01:16:48.880 --> 01:16:50.740
yeah you'll make a $3

01:16:52.080 --> 01:16:53.260
like the dudes

01:16:53.260 --> 01:16:54.500
that you were that you were

01:16:54.500 --> 01:16:57.100
are appealing to are the biggest

01:16:57.100 --> 01:16:58.480
not the gym

01:16:58.480 --> 01:17:00.380
I'm not talking about Jim here Jim Jim just

01:17:00.380 --> 01:17:02.520
a strange dude but 90

01:17:02.520 --> 01:17:04.860
most 99% of those dudes

01:17:04.860 --> 01:17:06.500
are going to be the most pathetic

01:17:06.500 --> 01:17:08.560
fucking losers that have ever been

01:17:13.200 --> 01:17:15.000
like they're the dudes sitting there seeing

01:17:15.000 --> 01:17:16.800
this is how you can tell the difference Jim's Mary

01:17:16.800 --> 01:17:17.580
they

01:17:17.580 --> 01:17:20.900
that most those dudes though

01:17:20.900 --> 01:17:22.940
they have never had a girlfriend again

01:17:22.940 --> 01:17:24.620
they're just like

01:17:24.620 --> 01:17:27.380
they went out with that green-eyed red head

01:17:27.380 --> 01:17:28.840
that fucking spun their world

01:17:28.840 --> 01:17:30.560
and then walked out just

01:17:30.560 --> 01:17:31.740
to crush them

01:17:33.800 --> 01:17:35.140
next check an app

01:17:35.140 --> 01:17:36.520
to quiet your regret

01:17:39.200 --> 01:17:40.100
oh fuck

01:17:41.840 --> 01:17:42.720
oh yeah

01:17:42.720 --> 01:17:43.800
see for him

01:17:43.800 --> 01:17:46.280
for him it take it quiet his regret

01:17:46.280 --> 01:17:47.840
because he's actually doing good

01:17:47.840 --> 01:17:50.300
better than when he was with any of them

01:17:50.300 --> 01:17:51.660
that's you can

01:17:51.660 --> 01:17:54.320
you can call it X's

01:17:54.320 --> 01:17:56.100
and O's

01:17:58.480 --> 01:17:59.880
X's and O

01:18:01.860 --> 01:18:03.320
X's and U's

01:18:04.960 --> 01:18:06.380
there's yeah there's

01:18:06.380 --> 01:18:08.540
there's room to work here there is

01:18:08.540 --> 01:18:10.100
there is

01:18:12.280 --> 01:18:14.180
we we used to

01:18:14.180 --> 01:18:16.640
for single people

01:18:16.640 --> 01:18:18.360
on Valentine's Day

01:18:18.360 --> 01:18:20.800
at the Renaissance Festival campground

01:18:20.800 --> 01:18:22.300
throw a party called

01:18:22.300 --> 01:18:23.900
fucking bitch ruin my life

01:18:24.540 --> 01:18:25.300
and

01:18:27.060 --> 01:18:28.580
everyone who

01:18:28.580 --> 01:18:30.360
who was saying we had t-shirts

01:18:30.360 --> 01:18:32.000
a couple of years in a row

01:18:32.540 --> 01:18:34.220
for that specific party

01:18:34.220 --> 01:18:36.000
that we gave out

01:18:36.000 --> 01:18:37.380
that's great

01:18:37.720 --> 01:18:38.360
but yeah

01:18:38.360 --> 01:18:40.820
you were able to

01:18:41.740 --> 01:18:44.260
and kind of do something like that

01:18:44.260 --> 01:18:45.840
especially in an environment

01:18:45.840 --> 01:18:47.720
like renaissance festival campground

01:18:47.720 --> 01:18:50.120
we're like 80% of the people there

01:18:50.120 --> 01:18:52.040
have already all dated each other

01:18:52.040 --> 01:18:53.180
yes

01:18:53.180 --> 01:18:56.180
and by dated what he means

01:18:56.180 --> 01:18:57.840
is drunkenly bump

01:18:57.840 --> 01:18:59.380
uglies after

01:18:59.680 --> 01:19:02.180
these are the people that travel around

01:19:02.180 --> 01:19:02.740
for a living

01:19:02.740 --> 01:19:04.200
oh the actual ones

01:19:04.200 --> 01:19:06.200
not to see each other every day

01:19:06.200 --> 01:19:07.980
not the weekend or trash no

01:19:08.560 --> 01:19:09.040
yeah

01:19:09.660 --> 01:19:11.520
if you've never worked Renfest

01:19:11.520 --> 01:19:13.540
you know that there's a difference

01:19:13.540 --> 01:19:15.180
like Christy when I

01:19:15.180 --> 01:19:17.580
when she first did it I was one of the ones

01:19:17.580 --> 01:19:19.660
like Steve talked about that every weekend

01:19:19.660 --> 01:19:21.480
I was at a fucking Renfest

01:19:21.480 --> 01:19:24.160
so I'm not trying to act like fool

01:19:24.740 --> 01:19:25.740
and she went over

01:19:25.740 --> 01:19:28.320
to the weekend warrior ones

01:19:28.320 --> 01:19:29.680
because they were having a drum camp

01:19:29.680 --> 01:19:31.340
and I'm like I told her flat out

01:19:31.340 --> 01:19:32.260
I was like drums aren't they

01:19:32.260 --> 01:19:34.580
drums are not what's getting beaten over there

01:19:34.580 --> 01:19:37.540
like you don't you don't want to go over there

01:19:37.540 --> 01:19:37.860
and she

01:19:38.940 --> 01:19:41.900
and she's like what you love drums

01:19:41.900 --> 01:19:43.600
and I was like yeah but I'm not into

01:19:43.600 --> 01:19:45.880
degenerately bumping uglies with everybody

01:19:45.880 --> 01:19:47.060
around like

01:19:47.720 --> 01:19:49.140
and then she's like you're just

01:19:49.140 --> 01:19:50.620
you're just exaggerating

01:19:50.620 --> 01:19:53.180
she walks away five minutes later

01:19:53.180 --> 01:19:55.100
right back in the tent she is

01:19:56.020 --> 01:19:56.580
like

01:19:57.520 --> 01:19:59.040
it's like uh never mind

01:19:59.040 --> 01:20:00.560
never mind

01:20:01.620 --> 01:20:02.240
she's got

01:20:03.060 --> 01:20:04.700
two people flowing

01:20:04.700 --> 01:20:07.160
having sex at fall out of

01:20:07.160 --> 01:20:09.500
one of the porta-potties and these porta-potties

01:20:09.500 --> 01:20:11.080
the lady had only opened up

01:20:11.080 --> 01:20:12.740
half of them and then

01:20:12.740 --> 01:20:14.920
the literally they were

01:20:14.920 --> 01:20:17.400
filled to overflowing in one day

01:20:17.400 --> 01:20:19.720
because she opened up so few porta-potties

01:20:19.720 --> 01:20:21.120
and they were having

01:20:21.120 --> 01:20:23.360
sex in it that night before it got clean

01:20:23.360 --> 01:20:24.200
like

01:20:28.880 --> 01:20:29.320
yeah

01:20:29.980 --> 01:20:32.160
that's still not the dirtiest thing they've ever done

01:20:32.160 --> 01:20:35.420
I wouldn't even go into the bathroom to go pee at that point

01:20:36.280 --> 01:20:36.980
I was like

01:20:36.980 --> 01:20:39.040
if you're so nasty if you're so disgusting

01:20:39.040 --> 01:20:41.280
that you can't open up porta-potties

01:20:41.280 --> 01:20:42.200
for people to use

01:20:42.200 --> 01:20:44.460
I'm not gonna go stand right in a sewer

01:20:44.460 --> 01:20:46.200
and go to the bathroom in the sewer

01:20:46.200 --> 01:20:48.360
like with my surrounded by sewer

01:20:48.360 --> 01:20:50.700
you're supposed to be separate from the sewer

01:20:50.700 --> 01:20:51.580
like literally

01:20:52.420 --> 01:20:54.100
human feces stacked

01:20:54.100 --> 01:20:56.940
above the rim of the frickin porta-potties

01:20:56.940 --> 01:20:58.760
yeah I never seen

01:20:58.760 --> 01:21:00.480
anything like it

01:21:01.340 --> 01:21:03.420
I've seen it a couple of times

01:21:03.420 --> 01:21:04.280
it ain't cute

01:21:04.280 --> 01:21:07.140
is there an update from the Gerald R. Ford

01:21:07.140 --> 01:21:09.700
did they get their plumbing situation figured out

01:21:09.700 --> 01:21:10.720
no man no

01:21:10.720 --> 01:21:13.240
they're literally in the shit right now

01:21:13.240 --> 01:21:13.880
okay

01:21:15.280 --> 01:21:16.880
25,000 pounds

01:21:16.880 --> 01:21:18.320
of waste a day

01:21:18.320 --> 01:21:20.780
that's urine and poop

01:21:20.780 --> 01:21:21.980
yep

01:21:21.980 --> 01:21:24.220
25,000 pounds

01:21:24.220 --> 01:21:26.400
it's how much the crew of

01:21:26.400 --> 01:21:27.980
4,600 people

01:21:27.980 --> 01:21:29.520
would make in one day

01:21:29.520 --> 01:21:32.340
that is roughly the equivalent of

01:21:32.340 --> 01:21:34.340
two indian cookfires

01:21:37.420 --> 01:21:39.260
it's a lot, it's a lot

01:21:40.320 --> 01:21:41.640
how big is the serving

01:21:43.500 --> 01:21:45.140
very big buddy

01:21:46.600 --> 01:21:47.500
very big

01:21:49.240 --> 01:21:51.960
those videos of indian street food

01:21:51.960 --> 01:21:53.080
is so wild

01:21:53.080 --> 01:21:54.460
my favorite

01:21:54.460 --> 01:21:56.960
the best part is when they're just swiping

01:21:56.960 --> 01:21:59.520
all the flies away and then hand it to you

01:21:59.520 --> 01:22:01.440
you know like with the swarm

01:22:01.440 --> 01:22:03.600
of flies just hovering around it

01:22:03.600 --> 01:22:05.440
and it just was off it for half a second

01:22:05.440 --> 01:22:07.560
while they swiped it away to hand it to you

01:22:07.560 --> 01:22:11.020
do they not cook with a lot of vinegar

01:22:11.020 --> 01:22:11.640
over there

01:22:12.900 --> 01:22:14.020
body parts

01:22:14.020 --> 01:22:14.880
all honey

01:22:16.500 --> 01:22:17.420
like feet

01:22:17.420 --> 01:22:17.960
belly

01:22:23.800 --> 01:22:26.080
all the rosy the riveter types

01:22:26.080 --> 01:22:27.880
are in india right now winning the war

01:22:29.780 --> 01:22:32.120
you know who the first person that told me

01:22:32.120 --> 01:22:33.320
like is he

01:22:33.320 --> 01:22:34.700
about all that

01:22:34.700 --> 01:22:37.800
how bad that culture was is a tofer gardener

01:22:38.400 --> 01:22:38.960
oh

01:22:39.620 --> 01:22:40.600
and he's like

01:22:40.600 --> 01:22:43.880
i realize that all these people in the united states

01:22:43.880 --> 01:22:46.140
like oh the indians are so spiritual

01:22:46.140 --> 01:22:47.460
you know and all this

01:22:47.460 --> 01:22:50.020
he's like they ain't never been to india

01:22:50.020 --> 01:22:51.960
he's like that place is such a shithole

01:22:51.960 --> 01:22:53.680
and he's a pretty chill

01:22:53.680 --> 01:22:55.660
you know not judgmental dude

01:22:55.660 --> 01:22:58.560
and he's like that is such a shithole

01:22:59.660 --> 01:23:02.000
he's like and then he's like

01:23:02.000 --> 01:23:04.100
the people that are in the brahman class

01:23:04.100 --> 01:23:06.180
they almost feel obligated

01:23:06.180 --> 01:23:07.560
to lie to everybody because

01:23:07.560 --> 01:23:09.660
and there's no obligation

01:23:09.660 --> 01:23:11.400
for them not to lie to these people

01:23:11.400 --> 01:23:13.660
so everything they say to these people

01:23:13.660 --> 01:23:16.020
you're technically not even in the class of people

01:23:16.020 --> 01:23:18.060
so they just feel like they can tell you

01:23:18.060 --> 01:23:19.720
whatever or say whatever to you

01:23:19.720 --> 01:23:22.280
and he's like everybody in the underclass

01:23:22.280 --> 01:23:23.600
is trying to rip you off

01:23:23.600 --> 01:23:25.000
because they don't have anything

01:23:27.700 --> 01:23:29.860
yep i had some good friends

01:23:29.860 --> 01:23:32.680
i was probably like

01:23:32.680 --> 01:23:35.200
i was probably like 23 or something

01:23:35.200 --> 01:23:36.360
like that and i'd been to

01:23:36.360 --> 01:23:38.340
europe and south america

01:23:38.920 --> 01:23:40.240
and i'd been to

01:23:40.240 --> 01:23:42.780
senegal in africa

01:23:42.780 --> 01:23:44.680
but i'd never

01:23:44.680 --> 01:23:45.680
been to

01:23:47.020 --> 01:23:48.660
like southeast asia

01:23:48.660 --> 01:23:50.440
or anything like that i went to japan

01:23:50.440 --> 01:23:52.420
when i was a kid but that was different

01:23:54.640 --> 01:23:56.400
and my friend

01:23:56.400 --> 01:23:59.040
went with his girlfriend to india

01:23:59.040 --> 01:24:01.140
and they were gone for three weeks

01:24:01.140 --> 01:24:02.180
and they came back

01:24:02.180 --> 01:24:03.580
and they were like

01:24:03.580 --> 01:24:05.720
they were hippie hippies

01:24:06.880 --> 01:24:08.540
like the most

01:24:09.140 --> 01:24:10.940
fucking laid back

01:24:10.940 --> 01:24:11.700
tolerant

01:24:11.700 --> 01:24:15.020
everybody should be free to do

01:24:15.020 --> 01:24:17.560
everything they came back from india

01:24:17.560 --> 01:24:18.420
and they were like

01:24:19.220 --> 01:24:21.020
holy fuck that was

01:24:21.020 --> 01:24:21.740
gnarly

01:24:24.660 --> 01:24:26.700
wow i was just

01:24:26.700 --> 01:24:29.120
not wow the stink

01:24:29.120 --> 01:24:30.700
it was

01:24:30.700 --> 01:24:31.760
insane

01:24:31.760 --> 01:24:34.740
the smell that just hit you

01:24:34.740 --> 01:24:36.580
when you step off of the plane

01:24:36.580 --> 01:24:38.360
you're just not used to

01:24:39.120 --> 01:24:40.720
open sewage

01:24:40.720 --> 01:24:43.160
of 1.4 billion people

01:24:43.160 --> 01:24:44.620
on a windy day going

01:24:44.620 --> 01:24:46.580
right into your fucking nostrils

01:24:46.580 --> 01:24:47.660
it's a lot

01:24:48.680 --> 01:24:50.780
you know i mean these are

01:24:50.780 --> 01:24:52.620
hippies you know and they're like

01:24:52.620 --> 01:24:54.560
oh i can't my

01:24:55.020 --> 01:24:56.600
i didn't know

01:24:56.600 --> 01:24:58.420
that i had eyeball hair

01:24:58.420 --> 01:24:59.640
but it burned off

01:25:04.380 --> 01:25:06.120
and again i mean just

01:25:06.120 --> 01:25:07.920
the most like peace loving

01:25:08.320 --> 01:25:08.920
you know

01:25:09.860 --> 01:25:12.100
beads and hemp bracelets

01:25:12.100 --> 01:25:13.660
and shit like that

01:25:13.660 --> 01:25:16.080
i think the guide

01:25:16.320 --> 01:25:18.100
spent more time playing

01:25:18.340 --> 01:25:20.140
hacky sax and he did playing guitar

01:25:20.140 --> 01:25:21.720
he was a great guitar player

01:25:22.420 --> 01:25:23.920
and yeah they're like no

01:25:23.920 --> 01:25:25.880
it's it's insane just you should

01:25:25.880 --> 01:25:28.020
never go ever never ever

01:25:28.020 --> 01:25:30.220
go there's no spirituality

01:25:30.220 --> 01:25:32.080
there it's just sadness

01:25:32.080 --> 01:25:33.860
it's sadness and a lot of poo

01:25:33.860 --> 01:25:35.660
don't do it don't

01:25:36.340 --> 01:25:38.000
tofer's in the pink in the piss

01:25:38.000 --> 01:25:39.500
drinking cult he still was

01:25:39.500 --> 01:25:41.540
disgusted by that place and he drinks

01:25:41.540 --> 01:25:43.700
his own pee and rubs it in his

01:25:43.700 --> 01:25:44.060
eyes

01:25:46.020 --> 01:25:47.840
again that was still too far for

01:25:47.840 --> 01:25:49.560
him and he's also kind of

01:25:49.560 --> 01:25:50.340
you know

01:25:52.940 --> 01:25:54.140
that's hilarious

01:25:54.140 --> 01:25:55.600
like if you

01:25:55.600 --> 01:25:56.520
thought that their hotel

01:25:56.520 --> 01:25:58.420
smelled bad wait till

01:25:58.420 --> 01:25:59.840
they are a group together

01:26:01.240 --> 01:26:02.000
i

01:26:03.360 --> 01:26:04.380
i'm gonna

01:26:04.380 --> 01:26:06.380
put a thing in the

01:26:06.380 --> 01:26:07.800
the telegram group

01:26:08.340 --> 01:26:09.960
that even though

01:26:09.960 --> 01:26:11.760
it's for free

01:26:12.340 --> 01:26:14.260
we would probably get in

01:26:14.260 --> 01:26:16.520
trouble if we played it because it's

01:26:16.520 --> 01:26:17.380
you know ben

01:26:17.380 --> 01:26:19.220
and they hate it

01:26:19.220 --> 01:26:21.100
when we play you know clips

01:26:21.100 --> 01:26:23.200
or anything but there's a stand-up

01:26:23.200 --> 01:26:25.140
comedian named erin

01:26:25.140 --> 01:26:27.200
burg who just

01:26:27.200 --> 01:26:29.240
released like i don't know

01:26:29.240 --> 01:26:31.340
it's like eight to ten minutes

01:26:31.340 --> 01:26:33.560
of just a rant

01:26:33.560 --> 01:26:34.740
of him

01:26:35.380 --> 01:26:36.400
performing comedy

01:26:37.340 --> 01:26:39.180
at some convention in a hotel

01:26:39.180 --> 01:26:40.480
or something like that

01:26:41.740 --> 01:26:43.100
and there's

01:26:43.100 --> 01:26:45.520
the next room over

01:26:45.520 --> 01:26:47.680
is like an indian

01:26:47.680 --> 01:26:49.460
wedding party or something

01:26:49.460 --> 01:26:51.580
like that and it's him

01:26:51.580 --> 01:26:53.260
freaking out

01:26:53.260 --> 01:26:55.560
for eight

01:26:55.560 --> 01:26:57.520
to ten twelve minutes and it's

01:26:57.520 --> 01:26:58.720
called stink

01:27:03.800 --> 01:27:05.420
we're definitely watching

01:27:05.420 --> 01:27:06.700
this on the after show

01:27:06.700 --> 01:27:10.980
if you don't have a membership

01:27:10.980 --> 01:27:13.000
and welcome to all the new members

01:27:13.540 --> 01:27:14.520
yeah if you

01:27:14.520 --> 01:27:17.080
we put up a ton of

01:27:17.080 --> 01:27:18.560
member only content

01:27:18.560 --> 01:27:21.020
that where we really just don't give a

01:27:21.020 --> 01:27:22.920
shit it's just for our members in the first place

01:27:22.920 --> 01:27:24.640
so we

01:27:24.640 --> 01:27:26.100
hang the balls out

01:27:27.040 --> 01:27:29.240
uh i don't scream well steve's

01:27:29.240 --> 01:27:31.000
never there but i don't

01:27:31.000 --> 01:27:32.900
he makes jim make sure to take

01:27:32.900 --> 01:27:34.300
his place as soon as steve's gone

01:27:34.300 --> 01:27:36.720
what do you mean we can't play 83

01:27:36.720 --> 01:27:39.060
videos what do you mean we can't

01:27:39.060 --> 01:27:40.780
watch a fucking mainstream movie

01:27:40.780 --> 01:27:41.480
on stream

01:27:41.480 --> 01:27:44.600
while everybody else is watching that's in

01:27:44.600 --> 01:27:46.620
theaters what are you talking about

01:27:46.620 --> 01:27:48.560
neither of us say that

01:27:48.560 --> 01:27:50.580
you exaggerate i might have been

01:27:50.580 --> 01:27:52.460
exaggerating slightly every other

01:27:52.460 --> 01:27:54.500
tuesday we watched labrunton we sing

01:27:54.500 --> 01:27:54.840
along

01:27:57.060 --> 01:27:58.760
ted alan does that

01:27:58.760 --> 01:28:00.640
none of the rest of us

01:28:00.640 --> 01:28:02.580
are there but ted alan does that

01:28:02.580 --> 01:28:04.340
every tuesday yeah

01:28:04.340 --> 01:28:06.560
you remind me of the

01:28:07.760 --> 01:28:08.800
don't do it

01:28:08.800 --> 01:28:10.100
don't do it

01:28:10.800 --> 01:28:12.320
from the collar bone

01:28:12.320 --> 01:28:15.140
from the collar bone

01:28:15.140 --> 01:28:16.260
down ted alan

01:28:16.800 --> 01:28:18.340
ritualistically shaves himself

01:28:18.340 --> 01:28:20.300
to the labyrinth soundtrack

01:28:23.760 --> 01:28:24.840
it's also

01:28:24.840 --> 01:28:26.720
but you gotta understand that there's a

01:28:26.720 --> 01:28:28.680
function to this steve it's not just like

01:28:28.680 --> 01:28:29.980
it's a weird sexual kick

01:28:29.980 --> 01:28:32.860
hang on we gotta congratulate howard

01:28:32.860 --> 01:28:34.360
for becoming a new member here

01:28:34.360 --> 01:28:36.720
thank you very much howard

01:28:38.120 --> 01:28:38.760
we loved

01:28:38.760 --> 01:28:40.440
your comments and actually

01:28:40.440 --> 01:28:41.580
i was thinking about

01:28:41.580 --> 01:28:42.880
you earlier

01:28:47.060 --> 01:28:48.400
you were over in the

01:28:50.440 --> 01:28:51.880
but welcome howard

01:28:51.880 --> 01:28:53.520
yeah we try to put up a lot of

01:28:53.520 --> 01:28:55.600
extra if you if you don't if you aren't

01:28:55.600 --> 01:28:57.300
tired of fucking listening to us after

01:28:57.300 --> 01:28:58.700
two or three hours and

01:28:58.700 --> 01:29:01.160
we usually every week put up

01:29:01.160 --> 01:29:02.700
another at least two or three hours

01:29:03.320 --> 01:29:04.140
of us

01:29:04.920 --> 01:29:06.460
and that we don't

01:29:06.460 --> 01:29:08.380
it's just for the members so it's

01:29:08.380 --> 01:29:08.980
uh

01:29:11.140 --> 01:29:11.900
we're not

01:29:11.900 --> 01:29:13.840
worried about it that much

01:29:13.840 --> 01:29:16.280
you know we still don't break to us

01:29:16.280 --> 01:29:16.640
but

01:29:17.800 --> 01:29:19.980
all the copyright infringement dings

01:29:19.980 --> 01:29:22.160
and everything else we just quit worrying

01:29:22.160 --> 01:29:24.080
about it so we will definitely watch that

01:29:24.080 --> 01:29:26.120
because that sounds hilarious because if you've ever stayed

01:29:26.120 --> 01:29:28.320
in an indian hotel the second

01:29:28.320 --> 01:29:30.200
you open up the door to the hotel

01:29:30.200 --> 01:29:31.540
you know

01:29:31.540 --> 01:29:33.640
you didn't know it was indian before

01:29:33.640 --> 01:29:35.580
you what when you walked up to it it's like

01:29:35.580 --> 01:29:37.560
a super eight franchise hotel or something

01:29:37.560 --> 01:29:38.720
and you open that door you're like

01:29:39.300 --> 01:29:41.120
indian hotel like

01:29:41.980 --> 01:29:43.400
bam that hotel

01:29:43.400 --> 01:29:43.940
just

01:29:45.600 --> 01:29:46.940
curry just like

01:29:47.980 --> 01:29:48.660
i'm gonna

01:29:49.480 --> 01:29:51.260
every poor of the hotel

01:29:51.860 --> 01:29:53.500
i'm gonna give you 30

01:29:53.500 --> 01:29:54.460
seconds of it

01:29:56.880 --> 01:29:59.680
no no context other than the context

01:30:28.410 --> 01:30:29.110
that we've given

01:30:29.110 --> 01:30:36.390
it wasn't even 30 seconds

01:30:36.390 --> 01:30:38.290
there's two a's and nann

01:30:38.290 --> 01:30:41.070
well stop and talk for a minute at least

01:30:41.070 --> 01:30:43.090
it wasn't even 30 seconds

01:30:43.090 --> 01:30:44.350
i was waiting for a break

01:30:44.350 --> 01:30:46.430
i wanted him to talk to the black

01:30:46.430 --> 01:30:48.410
lady that was the whole bit it takes about

01:30:48.410 --> 01:30:50.110
23 seconds to get there

01:30:51.430 --> 01:30:52.710
and we got there

01:30:52.710 --> 01:30:53.910
calm down

01:30:56.430 --> 01:30:57.610
said steve

01:30:57.610 --> 01:30:59.810
he doesn't get the email saying

01:31:00.250 --> 01:31:02.450
chewing him out 12 minutes after the

01:31:02.450 --> 01:31:03.410
show every week

01:31:06.070 --> 01:31:08.450
it's up for free on youtube

01:31:08.450 --> 01:31:10.550
nobody's making any money off of that

01:31:10.550 --> 01:31:12.430
how many times have we repeated that

01:31:12.430 --> 01:31:12.910
statement

01:31:12.910 --> 01:31:14.590
that's berg

01:31:15.270 --> 01:31:15.870
berg

01:31:16.610 --> 01:31:17.810
like the ice

01:31:19.010 --> 01:31:20.730
yeah like the lettuce

01:31:20.730 --> 01:31:22.570
like the lettuce

01:31:25.190 --> 01:31:26.550
pertains to the water

01:31:29.070 --> 01:31:30.910
the airberg is pretty funny

01:31:30.910 --> 01:31:32.690
he is but yeah that whole

01:31:32.690 --> 01:31:34.170
like just

01:31:34.710 --> 01:31:36.950
to watch somebody lose it like

01:31:36.950 --> 01:31:38.650
that and be like fuck my set

01:31:38.650 --> 01:31:40.810
no we're just we're going in on it

01:31:40.810 --> 01:31:42.410
and then you know

01:31:42.410 --> 01:31:43.770
be like you black lady

01:31:45.330 --> 01:31:47.230
black lady you got to go out there

01:31:47.230 --> 01:31:48.710
and talk to him i can't

01:31:48.710 --> 01:31:49.910
i'm a fucking bull

01:31:51.750 --> 01:31:53.190
they're going to take it all wrong

01:31:53.830 --> 01:31:55.030
it will be much less

01:31:55.030 --> 01:31:55.590
offensive

01:31:56.430 --> 01:31:57.410
coming out of you

01:31:57.410 --> 01:31:59.210
what do you mean me

01:32:00.790 --> 01:32:01.270
you

01:32:02.170 --> 01:32:03.410
just go tell him

01:32:04.390 --> 01:32:05.370
turn that down

01:32:05.370 --> 01:32:08.350
not the completely arian looking dude

01:32:09.950 --> 01:32:10.550
right

01:32:10.550 --> 01:32:12.190
but yeah yeah

01:32:13.230 --> 01:32:14.390
but yeah the

01:32:14.390 --> 01:32:16.270
the whole the whole rant

01:32:16.270 --> 01:32:18.450
is just it's that

01:32:18.450 --> 01:32:20.010
on steroids before

01:32:20.010 --> 01:32:22.690
yeah the better part of 10 minutes and it's

01:32:22.690 --> 01:32:23.390
hilarious

01:32:24.150 --> 01:32:26.130
that's why we keep Marcus around he's our

01:32:26.130 --> 01:32:27.010
DEI higher

01:32:28.750 --> 01:32:30.390
right eight and a half

01:32:30.390 --> 01:32:32.390
minutes eight and a half minutes of that

01:32:32.390 --> 01:32:34.570
a little

01:32:34.570 --> 01:32:36.170
bit less than the bilber

01:32:36.170 --> 01:32:37.610
Philly rant

01:32:38.990 --> 01:32:40.150
oh that was cool

01:32:40.150 --> 01:32:41.130
that was good

01:32:41.930 --> 01:32:43.830
it's up there man it's up there

01:32:43.830 --> 01:32:45.730
he wasn't doing it in front of a stadium

01:32:45.730 --> 01:32:48.090
but damn

01:32:48.090 --> 01:32:49.230
dude it was beautiful

01:32:51.930 --> 01:32:54.030
this is about my percentage of

01:32:54.030 --> 01:32:54.970
Pocahontasness

01:32:58.790 --> 01:32:59.390
Pocahontasness

01:33:00.010 --> 01:33:01.270
am i diversity higher

01:33:03.170 --> 01:33:04.190
oh well

01:33:04.190 --> 01:33:06.030
i'm being out of the four of us probably

01:33:09.150 --> 01:33:10.390
well you're the only one

01:33:10.390 --> 01:33:11.330
that's not all white

01:33:14.930 --> 01:33:16.290
otherwise they were going to call

01:33:16.290 --> 01:33:18.110
this white nationalist and we're going to be like

01:33:18.110 --> 01:33:19.490
yeah but we're friends with Marcus

01:33:20.310 --> 01:33:20.730
right

01:33:22.150 --> 01:33:23.630
i am the least white guy

01:33:24.610 --> 01:33:25.430
on the stream

01:33:26.890 --> 01:33:28.270
he's not pure blood

01:33:31.950 --> 01:33:32.670
did you

01:33:32.670 --> 01:33:33.990
did you read the Babylon B article

01:33:33.990 --> 01:33:34.850
i sent you

01:33:34.850 --> 01:33:37.750
you sent me a Babylon B article where

01:33:38.390 --> 01:33:38.970
uh

01:33:39.650 --> 01:33:41.190
maybe it didn't go through

01:33:42.410 --> 01:33:44.230
man was awarded for

01:33:44.230 --> 01:33:46.190
monitoring the war situation

01:33:46.190 --> 01:33:46.930
online

01:33:46.930 --> 01:33:49.350
they awarded him for that

01:33:50.080 --> 01:33:51.230
can you plug me in baby

01:33:54.710 --> 01:33:55.510
this is an

01:33:55.510 --> 01:33:57.230
honest ceremony at the white house

01:33:57.230 --> 01:33:59.350
president trump awarded the medal of honor to a man

01:33:59.350 --> 01:34:01.370
who was up all weekend monitoring

01:34:01.370 --> 01:34:03.290
the situation and i ran from his home

01:34:03.290 --> 01:34:05.530
computer the administration confirmed

01:34:05.530 --> 01:34:07.690
on monday mike mckenzie of denver

01:34:07.690 --> 01:34:09.490
colorado was recognized for valiant

01:34:09.490 --> 01:34:11.610
efforts going online to follow

01:34:11.610 --> 01:34:13.530
the news on the us israeli

01:34:13.530 --> 01:34:15.510
strikes against iran and sharing his

01:34:15.510 --> 01:34:17.510
findings with his 38 followers on truce

01:34:17.510 --> 01:34:17.910
social

01:34:20.890 --> 01:34:21.610
no

01:34:21.610 --> 01:34:21.890
thank you

01:34:22.690 --> 01:34:23.870
no uh

01:34:23.870 --> 01:34:25.810
no word if that white hat

01:34:25.810 --> 01:34:27.470
trump war is available

01:34:27.470 --> 01:34:28.410
as merchandise

01:34:29.790 --> 01:34:31.770
or if the original one is up for

01:34:31.770 --> 01:34:32.130
auction

01:34:35.210 --> 01:34:36.630
it's amazing too

01:34:36.630 --> 01:34:37.810
how i'll have the

01:34:38.730 --> 01:34:39.450
the

01:34:39.450 --> 01:34:42.090
knowing that people had no problem

01:34:42.090 --> 01:34:44.010
pivoting to you can't have

01:34:44.010 --> 01:34:45.730
iran running around rogue

01:34:45.730 --> 01:34:47.630
white hats are in control

01:34:49.350 --> 01:34:51.110
that that was that that was an

01:34:51.390 --> 01:34:52.570
extraordinarily quick pivot

01:34:53.470 --> 01:34:54.870
i'm not even gonna miss but no

01:34:54.870 --> 01:34:58.030
no gotta go to war with iran

01:35:00.370 --> 01:35:01.090
preemptively

01:35:01.730 --> 01:35:02.150
oh

01:35:03.410 --> 01:35:05.590
the i mean even in

01:35:05.590 --> 01:35:07.430
even in the language

01:35:07.430 --> 01:35:09.470
of just the

01:35:09.470 --> 01:35:11.710
the last couple

01:35:11.710 --> 01:35:13.730
of days of bombs going

01:35:13.730 --> 01:35:15.710
off and stuff it's been amazing

01:35:15.710 --> 01:35:17.630
to watch them

01:35:17.630 --> 01:35:19.670
just sit there and pivot and pivot

01:35:19.670 --> 01:35:20.350
and pivot

01:35:22.050 --> 01:35:24.310
yeah yeah if you're keeping track

01:35:24.310 --> 01:35:25.930
the february 28th

01:35:26.410 --> 01:35:27.730
completely and totally obliterated

01:35:28.310 --> 01:35:30.050
a rand war already

01:35:30.050 --> 01:35:31.830
won march

01:35:31.830 --> 01:35:33.770
first tehran will be taken in three

01:35:33.770 --> 01:35:35.490
to four days march

01:35:35.490 --> 01:35:37.370
second it's four to five weeks

01:35:38.210 --> 01:35:40.010
we're not doing forever wars

01:35:40.010 --> 01:35:41.590
anymore and then last night

01:35:41.590 --> 01:35:43.110
that wars can be fought forever

01:35:45.470 --> 01:35:47.430
yeah yeah you know because

01:35:47.430 --> 01:35:49.370
we all remember that iraq was gonna

01:35:49.370 --> 01:35:51.510
be which is much smaller was gonna

01:35:51.510 --> 01:35:53.470
be overnight no problem and

01:35:53.470 --> 01:35:55.470
you know a decade later we were

01:35:55.470 --> 01:35:57.310
oh hey billions

01:35:57.310 --> 01:35:59.210
of dollars and lives lost

01:35:59.210 --> 01:35:59.450
and

01:36:01.390 --> 01:36:03.690
the united states munitions

01:36:03.690 --> 01:36:05.670
stockpiles have at the

01:36:05.670 --> 01:36:07.630
medium and upper great medium

01:36:07.630 --> 01:36:09.590
grade never been higher

01:36:09.590 --> 01:36:11.550
or better or better

01:36:12.530 --> 01:36:13.690
as i put

01:36:13.690 --> 01:36:15.690
i put a slightly chinese accent on

01:36:15.690 --> 01:36:17.730
that didn't i as as

01:36:17.730 --> 01:36:19.470
was stated to me today

01:36:19.470 --> 01:36:20.810
we have virtually

01:36:20.810 --> 01:36:23.470
a virtually unlimited supply of these

01:36:23.470 --> 01:36:25.070
weapons which

01:36:25.590 --> 01:36:27.810
i'm gonna assume medium grade

01:36:27.810 --> 01:36:28.730
includes

01:36:29.590 --> 01:36:31.650
the ones that steve was showing us

01:36:31.650 --> 01:36:33.630
earlier wars can be

01:36:33.630 --> 01:36:35.810
fought forever and

01:36:35.810 --> 01:36:37.870
very successfully using

01:36:37.870 --> 01:36:39.150
just these supplies

01:36:39.870 --> 01:36:40.930
holy fuck

01:36:42.330 --> 01:36:43.650
holy fuck

01:36:43.650 --> 01:36:44.250
yeah

01:36:46.170 --> 01:36:47.830
yeah that was the guy

01:36:47.830 --> 01:36:49.750
that people a year and a half ago

01:36:49.750 --> 01:36:51.470
were running around going

01:36:51.470 --> 01:36:53.990
he's the peace president

01:36:53.990 --> 01:36:56.030
and we're not gonna get

01:36:56.030 --> 01:36:57.850
into any stupid regime

01:36:57.850 --> 01:37:00.070
change wars with donald jump

01:37:00.070 --> 01:37:01.730
and dub yet because

01:37:01.730 --> 01:37:03.830
you're you know dumb as a bag

01:37:03.830 --> 01:37:05.830
of hammers and twice as gullible

01:37:05.830 --> 01:37:07.230
well my biggest

01:37:08.370 --> 01:37:09.910
somebody find the video

01:37:09.910 --> 01:37:11.690
of him fucking when he was on that fucking

01:37:11.690 --> 01:37:13.850
talk show with bill and hillary

01:37:13.850 --> 01:37:15.890
clinton and talked about what he would have to do

01:37:15.890 --> 01:37:16.690
to be president

01:37:17.570 --> 01:37:19.070
he would run republican

01:37:19.640 --> 01:37:21.230
he would pretend he's christian

01:37:21.780 --> 01:37:23.770
you know who knows it be through

01:37:23.770 --> 01:37:25.110
the anti-war in there

01:37:25.110 --> 01:37:27.730
like the there's no such

01:37:27.730 --> 01:37:30.030
thing as an unpopular anti-war

01:37:30.030 --> 01:37:31.910
candidate in america over

01:37:31.910 --> 01:37:33.730
and over if a third

01:37:33.730 --> 01:37:35.210
party option is allotted

01:37:35.510 --> 01:37:37.710
like even bernie who wasn't third party

01:37:37.710 --> 01:37:39.450
or trump they just

01:37:39.450 --> 01:37:41.650
both said we're anti-war and the people like yeah

01:37:41.650 --> 01:37:43.310
we back that we got we got

01:37:43.310 --> 01:37:45.050
we got that we're tired of these wars

01:37:45.770 --> 01:37:47.430
we don't want to spend billion

01:37:47.430 --> 01:37:48.990
hundreds of billions of dollars

01:37:48.990 --> 01:37:51.470
when we're 38 trillion in debt in our country

01:37:51.470 --> 01:37:53.210
in our country's living conditions

01:37:53.210 --> 01:37:55.950
well trump could have spent a little bit

01:37:55.950 --> 01:37:57.370
more money and my biggest disappointment

01:37:57.370 --> 01:37:59.370
was when he gets in front of the podium to

01:37:59.370 --> 01:38:01.170
announce what the attack was

01:38:01.170 --> 01:38:02.970
he's wearing a white hat

01:38:02.970 --> 01:38:04.870
he could have painted

01:38:04.870 --> 01:38:06.470
the american flag on his face

01:38:06.470 --> 01:38:08.150
and really went all out for this

01:38:08.150 --> 01:38:09.650
you like the ultimate warrior

01:38:09.650 --> 01:38:12.350
like his true social profile photo

01:38:14.310 --> 01:38:15.190
give him

01:38:15.190 --> 01:38:16.410
give him the same

01:38:16.410 --> 01:38:18.770
mullet wig the drusky war

01:38:18.770 --> 01:38:20.150
when he did whiteface

01:38:21.670 --> 01:38:23.050
that'd be great then

01:38:23.050 --> 01:38:25.250
for some people

01:38:25.250 --> 01:38:26.810
the ultimate goal in life

01:38:27.690 --> 01:38:29.410
has been becoming the president

01:38:29.410 --> 01:38:30.450
of the united states

01:38:30.450 --> 01:38:33.110
would you like to be the president of the united states

01:38:33.110 --> 01:38:34.450
I really don't believe I would

01:38:34.450 --> 01:38:36.130
but I would like to see somebody

01:38:36.130 --> 01:38:38.250
as the president who could do the job

01:38:38.250 --> 01:38:40.190
and there are very capable people in this country

01:38:40.190 --> 01:38:42.910
most people who are capable are not running for office

01:38:42.910 --> 01:38:45.190
most men are frightened of politics today

01:38:45.190 --> 01:38:46.510
it is a shame isn't it

01:38:46.510 --> 01:38:48.930
most capable people

01:38:48.930 --> 01:38:49.870
are not

01:38:50.650 --> 01:38:52.530
necessarily running for political office

01:38:52.530 --> 01:38:54.850
and that is a very sad commentary on the country

01:38:55.410 --> 01:38:56.890
they had major corporations

01:38:56.890 --> 01:38:58.230
and they had this and that

01:38:58.230 --> 01:38:59.870
but they are not running for political office

01:38:59.870 --> 01:39:02.730
why wouldn't someone like yourself run for political office

01:39:02.730 --> 01:39:04.990
who have all the money that you possibly need

01:39:04.990 --> 01:39:06.550
you've accomplished a great deal

01:39:06.550 --> 01:39:08.070
even though you are only 34

01:39:08.610 --> 01:39:11.010
I know there's a lot of things that you possibly can do

01:39:11.010 --> 01:39:11.890
in the years ahead

01:39:11.890 --> 01:39:14.890
why wouldn't you dedicate yourself to public service

01:39:14.890 --> 01:39:16.850
I think it's a very mean life

01:39:16.850 --> 01:39:18.190
I would love

01:39:18.190 --> 01:39:20.850
and I would dedicate my life to this country

01:39:20.850 --> 01:39:22.250
but I see it as being a mean life

01:39:22.250 --> 01:39:24.930
and I also see it as somebody with strong views

01:39:24.930 --> 01:39:27.250
and somebody with the kind of views

01:39:27.250 --> 01:39:29.250
that are maybe a little bit unpopular

01:39:29.250 --> 01:39:30.170
which may be right

01:39:30.730 --> 01:39:31.890
but maybe unpopular

01:39:31.890 --> 01:39:34.730
wouldn't necessarily have a chance of getting elected

01:39:34.730 --> 01:39:36.570
against somebody with no great brain

01:39:36.570 --> 01:39:37.410
but a big smile

01:39:37.410 --> 01:39:40.490
and that's a sad commentary for the political process

01:39:40.490 --> 01:39:42.610
television in a strange way

01:39:42.610 --> 01:39:44.170
has ruined that process hasn't it

01:39:44.170 --> 01:39:45.630
it's hurt the process very much

01:39:45.630 --> 01:39:47.170
I mean the Abraham Lincoln's of the world

01:39:47.170 --> 01:39:50.150
Abraham Lincoln would probably not be electable

01:39:50.150 --> 01:39:51.430
today because of television

01:39:51.430 --> 01:39:52.850
he was not a handsome man

01:39:53.410 --> 01:39:54.510
it's a wrong one

01:39:54.510 --> 01:39:58.150
I thought it was that interview though

01:39:58.150 --> 01:40:00.090
or was it the Barbara Walters one

01:40:00.090 --> 01:40:01.810
I didn't get Barbara Walters

01:40:01.810 --> 01:40:02.790
Walters

01:40:03.430 --> 01:40:04.530
Bob Walters

01:40:04.530 --> 01:40:06.590
it was one or the other

01:40:07.630 --> 01:40:08.810
what's up doc

01:40:09.510 --> 01:40:11.290
I still love watching those

01:40:11.290 --> 01:40:13.210
old Bob Walters

01:40:13.210 --> 01:40:14.470
this sounds like

01:40:15.150 --> 01:40:16.790
political presidential talk to me

01:40:16.790 --> 01:40:18.690
I hate this stupid music

01:40:18.690 --> 01:40:20.010
would you ever

01:40:20.670 --> 01:40:21.510
probably not

01:40:21.510 --> 01:40:24.150
but I do get tired of seeing the country

01:40:24.150 --> 01:40:26.450
I just don't think

01:40:26.450 --> 01:40:28.530
I really have the inclination to do it

01:40:28.530 --> 01:40:30.410
I love what I'm doing I really like it

01:40:30.410 --> 01:40:31.730
also it doesn't pay as well

01:40:33.350 --> 01:40:34.350
but you know

01:40:34.350 --> 01:40:36.110
I just probably wouldn't do it

01:40:36.110 --> 01:40:38.930
but I do get tired of seeing what's happening

01:40:38.930 --> 01:40:40.550
with this country and if it got so bad

01:40:40.550 --> 01:40:42.410
I would never want to rule it out totally

01:40:42.410 --> 01:40:44.290
because I really am tired of seeing

01:40:44.290 --> 01:40:45.730
what's happening with this country

01:40:45.730 --> 01:40:47.810
how we're really making

01:40:47.810 --> 01:40:49.650
other people live like kings and we're not

01:40:51.650 --> 01:40:53.470
you've said though that if you did run for president

01:40:53.470 --> 01:40:54.410
you believe you'd win

01:40:55.670 --> 01:40:57.050
well I don't know I think I'd win

01:40:57.050 --> 01:40:58.550
I tell you what I wouldn't go in to lose

01:40:58.550 --> 01:41:00.210
I've never gone in to lose in my life

01:41:00.730 --> 01:41:02.230
if I did decide to do it

01:41:02.230 --> 01:41:05.730
I would say that I would have a hell of a chance

01:41:05.730 --> 01:41:06.870
of winning because I think people

01:41:06.870 --> 01:41:08.250
I don't know how your audience feels

01:41:08.250 --> 01:41:10.870
but I think people are tired of seeing the United States ripped off

01:41:10.870 --> 01:41:12.350
I can't promise you everything

01:41:12.350 --> 01:41:14.370
but I can tell you one thing this country would make

01:41:14.370 --> 01:41:16.590
one hell of a lot of money from those people

01:41:16.590 --> 01:41:18.290
yeah they're not playing they're not

01:41:18.290 --> 01:41:20.530
showing that part dude it's fucking

01:41:20.530 --> 01:41:21.890
let's make a deal

01:41:27.190 --> 01:41:28.870
Oprah what's up with that lady

01:41:28.870 --> 01:41:30.810
the two ends are what get in trouble

01:41:30.810 --> 01:41:32.790
you damn straight anytime you play

01:41:32.790 --> 01:41:34.430
any kind of music Steve played

01:41:34.430 --> 01:41:35.730
music by like his

01:41:37.130 --> 01:41:39.330
I don't know vaguely related person

01:41:39.330 --> 01:41:40.850
and fucking

01:41:40.850 --> 01:41:42.950
we still got nailed

01:41:42.950 --> 01:41:43.570
for it

01:41:44.530 --> 01:41:46.470
must be very famous

01:41:47.190 --> 01:41:48.310
whistle a tune

01:41:48.850 --> 01:41:50.670
you know it's

01:41:50.670 --> 01:41:52.490
that's the end of that

01:41:52.490 --> 01:41:53.910
sounds like music

01:41:58.210 --> 01:41:59.930
someone must have made that music

01:41:59.930 --> 01:42:02.290
even I did successfully do it

01:42:03.070 --> 01:42:05.330
it sounded music for a minute

01:42:05.330 --> 01:42:06.210
and didn't get yet

01:42:06.610 --> 01:42:08.910
so although probably

01:42:08.910 --> 01:42:11.310
because we were so off key they couldn't recognize it

01:42:11.310 --> 01:42:12.970
thought you guys were doing rocky

01:42:12.970 --> 01:42:13.310
horror

01:42:14.610 --> 01:42:15.450
you know

01:42:16.590 --> 01:42:18.370
Steve might feel pretty but

01:42:19.170 --> 01:42:20.590
I'm just dead sexy

01:42:23.170 --> 01:42:25.170
guys gotta feel pretty every now

01:42:25.170 --> 01:42:25.750
and then

01:42:25.750 --> 01:42:27.450
so pretty

01:42:28.430 --> 01:42:30.690
that was not a sound

01:42:30.690 --> 01:42:31.090
of music

01:42:31.850 --> 01:42:33.830
he didn't say sound of music

01:42:34.650 --> 01:42:35.650
springtime for

01:42:35.650 --> 01:42:36.790
springtime for

01:42:36.790 --> 01:42:37.210
yeah

01:42:41.110 --> 01:42:41.870
it's fair

01:42:49.200 --> 01:42:50.840
I did that piece

01:42:50.840 --> 01:42:53.260
of Oprah tripping on stage

01:42:57.780 --> 01:42:59.020
and Janie said

01:42:59.020 --> 01:43:00.760
Janie said that that wasn't a real

01:43:00.760 --> 01:43:02.280
flip of Trump saying that

01:43:02.790 --> 01:43:04.080
you know I've heard that

01:43:04.080 --> 01:43:06.800
and I've heard that it was

01:43:06.800 --> 01:43:08.840
like a misattributed quote or it was

01:43:08.840 --> 01:43:09.800
just a screenshot

01:43:10.400 --> 01:43:10.980
I

01:43:12.320 --> 01:43:13.140
you know

01:43:13.800 --> 01:43:15.600
the internet's a weird place

01:43:15.600 --> 01:43:17.740
it is but I'd

01:43:17.740 --> 01:43:19.780
swear I watched that years ago

01:43:21.100 --> 01:43:21.680
yeah

01:43:21.680 --> 01:43:23.740
you would think

01:43:23.740 --> 01:43:26.080
before the fuckery was as high

01:43:26.080 --> 01:43:27.760
as it is today anyways but

01:43:30.160 --> 01:43:30.740
but

01:43:30.740 --> 01:43:31.800
I recall

01:43:32.460 --> 01:43:33.740
him saying and see I thought

01:43:33.740 --> 01:43:34.160
in the video

01:43:34.160 --> 01:43:37.800
I thought in the video I saw him doing it

01:43:37.800 --> 01:43:39.240
he was sitting with

01:43:39.640 --> 01:43:40.420
Bill and Hillary

01:43:43.480 --> 01:43:44.980
and I thought they were laughing

01:43:44.980 --> 01:43:46.380
and yucking it up about it

01:43:48.060 --> 01:43:50.060
does anyone have an urge to

01:43:50.060 --> 01:43:51.180
as he was a Democrat

01:43:51.660 --> 01:43:52.080
a dog

01:43:54.240 --> 01:43:56.200
donate to an animal shelter

01:43:57.800 --> 01:44:01.360
I don't know anything about 4chan

01:44:02.680 --> 01:44:03.740
Janie says it was

01:44:03.740 --> 01:44:05.100
from 4chan

01:44:07.000 --> 01:44:07.560
okay

01:44:09.240 --> 01:44:10.920
well first there was 2chan

01:44:10.920 --> 01:44:13.280
and then there was 4chan and then there was 8chan

01:44:13.280 --> 01:44:14.680
and then there was an infinitychan

01:44:14.680 --> 01:44:16.360
I mean you know

01:44:16.880 --> 01:44:19.100
regardless there was

01:44:19.100 --> 01:44:20.960
an 8chan yeah and there was a 2chan

01:44:22.360 --> 01:44:22.920
but

01:44:22.920 --> 01:44:25.340
regardless of whether that particular

01:44:25.340 --> 01:44:27.180
quote is accurate

01:44:27.180 --> 01:44:29.100
or not like the shit that

01:44:29.100 --> 01:44:31.260
he was saying to Oprah

01:44:31.260 --> 01:44:32.640
or to fucking whatever

01:44:32.640 --> 01:44:34.920
New York show that would interview him

01:44:34.920 --> 01:44:37.340
it's the exact same nonsense

01:44:37.340 --> 01:44:39.040
it's the exact same

01:44:39.040 --> 01:44:39.540
bullshit

01:44:40.460 --> 01:44:42.060
you know I did fucking

01:44:42.640 --> 01:44:44.680
for anybody thinking that

01:44:44.680 --> 01:44:46.800
Trump wasn't 100%

01:44:46.800 --> 01:44:47.600
selected

01:44:47.600 --> 01:44:49.880
in order to make sure that

01:44:49.880 --> 01:44:52.780
this digital prison got built

01:44:52.780 --> 01:44:54.260
that the war with Iran

01:44:54.260 --> 01:44:55.980
happened that fucking

01:44:56.380 --> 01:44:58.580
you know venezuelan oil got

01:44:58.580 --> 01:44:59.900
captured and all that stuff

01:44:59.900 --> 01:45:02.120
in service of the technate

01:45:02.120 --> 01:45:03.920
if you think that it's for anything other

01:45:03.920 --> 01:45:06.040
than in service of the technate

01:45:06.040 --> 01:45:08.360
you are lying to yourself

01:45:08.360 --> 01:45:09.700
you're selling yourself

01:45:09.700 --> 01:45:11.780
a bill of goods that

01:45:11.780 --> 01:45:12.960
doesn't exist

01:45:13.800 --> 01:45:15.920
he's got a valid point people think

01:45:15.920 --> 01:45:17.920
we went to the moon so it really

01:45:17.920 --> 01:45:20.220
at any point in time that could have just been made up

01:45:20.220 --> 01:45:21.440
that's valid

01:45:21.440 --> 01:45:22.380
for short

01:45:23.540 --> 01:45:24.100
yeah

01:45:29.900 --> 01:45:31.640
I don't know the amount of people that

01:45:31.640 --> 01:45:33.720
earned themselves

01:45:33.720 --> 01:45:35.880
a fell for it again award

01:45:35.880 --> 01:45:37.200
over the last year

01:45:37.200 --> 01:45:38.900
is substantial though

01:45:40.120 --> 01:45:41.240
that's for sure

01:45:44.360 --> 01:45:45.580
you're like wait

01:45:45.580 --> 01:45:47.680
wait how could possibly

01:45:47.680 --> 01:45:49.820
the guy who's

01:45:49.820 --> 01:45:51.460
an actor and a reality

01:45:51.460 --> 01:45:53.580
tv star and in the world

01:45:53.580 --> 01:45:55.700
wrestling hall of fame for being a

01:45:55.700 --> 01:45:57.740
pretend bad guy how could

01:45:57.740 --> 01:45:59.500
that guy possibly lie to me

01:45:59.500 --> 01:46:01.520
how could the guy who doesn't pay his

01:46:01.520 --> 01:46:03.340
contractors not be an upright

01:46:03.340 --> 01:46:05.220
businessman how could be a person

01:46:05.740 --> 01:46:07.640
who's been sued for

01:46:07.640 --> 01:46:09.400
everything from child rape

01:46:09.400 --> 01:46:11.640
to fucking fraud in a million

01:46:11.640 --> 01:46:12.260
ways over

01:46:12.260 --> 01:46:15.580
great steve

01:46:15.580 --> 01:46:17.700
you're right I'm sorry I forget

01:46:17.700 --> 01:46:19.560
that we live in a cartoon

01:46:19.560 --> 01:46:21.700
where you have to

01:46:21.700 --> 01:46:23.900
have cutesy

01:46:23.900 --> 01:46:25.420
fake imaginary words

01:46:25.420 --> 01:46:27.080
that distract from reality

01:46:27.080 --> 01:46:29.340
in order to make their advertisers

01:46:29.340 --> 01:46:30.740
happy because

01:46:31.420 --> 01:46:33.500
YouTube isn't exactly

01:46:33.500 --> 01:46:35.180
cable news but worse

01:46:35.180 --> 01:46:37.060
it's offensive to grapes

01:46:37.060 --> 01:46:39.440
like I said we need to totally make

01:46:39.440 --> 01:46:41.520
a new George Carlin's

01:46:41.520 --> 01:46:42.720
dirty words only

01:46:43.440 --> 01:46:45.280
surrounding the social medias

01:46:45.280 --> 01:46:46.140
where they just

01:46:46.140 --> 01:46:48.660
and then somewhere at the end of it

01:46:48.660 --> 01:46:50.640
it needs to be put in there that

01:46:50.640 --> 01:46:52.920
this list changes day to day

01:46:52.920 --> 01:46:55.620
all doctors refuse to

01:46:55.620 --> 01:46:56.900
learn new tricks it's

01:46:56.900 --> 01:46:59.000
you know the young

01:46:59.000 --> 01:47:00.880
people are forming their

01:47:00.880 --> 01:47:02.860
speech patterns but

01:47:02.860 --> 01:47:03.880
the old guard

01:47:03.880 --> 01:47:06.020
do you think they're gonna

01:47:06.700 --> 01:47:08.860
bullshit dude this is only in the last three

01:47:08.860 --> 01:47:11.000
years or four years that YouTube has done

01:47:11.000 --> 01:47:12.720
this shit we all fucking remember

01:47:12.720 --> 01:47:14.720
YouTube before COVID

01:47:14.720 --> 01:47:16.520
that this is nonsense

01:47:16.520 --> 01:47:18.500
it's absolutely dumb

01:47:18.500 --> 01:47:21.040
like it's deliberately dumbing down

01:47:21.040 --> 01:47:22.840
people it's deliberately making

01:47:22.840 --> 01:47:24.720
people you know it's

01:47:24.720 --> 01:47:26.540
diminishing the impact

01:47:26.540 --> 01:47:28.700
of anything that can be stated

01:47:28.700 --> 01:47:30.140
in order to

01:47:30.960 --> 01:47:32.400
try and prolong

01:47:32.820 --> 01:47:34.660
however much fuckery they possibly

01:47:34.660 --> 01:47:36.840
can I hate it dude it's dumb

01:47:36.840 --> 01:47:38.840
also don't use the C word

01:47:41.180 --> 01:47:41.860
what

01:47:41.860 --> 01:47:49.860
we need one of those things

01:47:49.860 --> 01:47:52.100
we need one of those things from demolition

01:47:52.100 --> 01:47:53.620
man next to Steve that

01:47:53.620 --> 01:47:55.140
that spits out little fucking

01:47:55.140 --> 01:47:57.260
little fine tickets at him

01:47:57.260 --> 01:47:59.460
are we gonna get you a buzzer so you can just

01:48:00.540 --> 01:48:00.980
right

01:48:01.460 --> 01:48:03.600
he gotta be real pissed off when he doesn't know

01:48:03.600 --> 01:48:05.060
how to use the three seashells though

01:48:05.460 --> 01:48:07.340
gonna put a shock collar on him and just

01:48:07.340 --> 01:48:09.100
buzz it every time he says

01:48:09.440 --> 01:48:10.960
a word

01:48:11.680 --> 01:48:12.120
right

01:48:14.760 --> 01:48:15.580
he's getting it

01:48:15.580 --> 01:48:17.700
all out now because that would be funny

01:48:19.900 --> 01:48:21.620
Steve is the main star

01:48:21.620 --> 01:48:23.920
of the raging tomato panel on

01:48:23.920 --> 01:48:24.340
Thursday

01:48:25.780 --> 01:48:28.280
where he will not say any of these words

01:48:28.280 --> 01:48:30.180
so he's gotta get them out of his system

01:48:30.180 --> 01:48:32.060
I'll have my little post-it note

01:48:32.060 --> 01:48:32.580
thing

01:48:33.300 --> 01:48:34.900
run or the dry run

01:48:38.080 --> 01:48:39.360
before the show

01:48:39.360 --> 01:48:41.680
we already have it planned Steve and I are

01:48:41.680 --> 01:48:43.580
meeting half an hour before the show and he's

01:48:43.580 --> 01:48:44.880
just gonna say the F word

01:48:45.440 --> 01:48:47.940
for the entire half hour before the show

01:48:47.940 --> 01:48:49.820
that way it doesn't build up

01:48:49.820 --> 01:48:50.300
on him

01:48:52.340 --> 01:48:53.200
he's gotta

01:48:53.600 --> 01:48:54.740
empty the reservoir

01:48:54.740 --> 01:48:57.440
we need to document a history of Tourette's

01:48:57.440 --> 01:48:59.440
Ben's gonna play me

01:48:59.440 --> 01:49:01.200
10 minutes of Jello Biafra

01:49:01.200 --> 01:49:02.880
spoken word and then

01:49:03.520 --> 01:49:05.520
my situational Tourette's

01:49:05.520 --> 01:49:06.180
we'll kick in

01:49:06.180 --> 01:49:08.840
I'll get all of the

01:49:10.700 --> 01:49:11.340
unnecessary

01:49:11.340 --> 01:49:13.360
words out of my mouth

01:49:14.260 --> 01:49:16.340
and we'll have a lovely time

01:49:16.340 --> 01:49:17.220
we will

01:49:17.220 --> 01:49:19.140
actually I got a surprise

01:49:19.140 --> 01:49:19.760
for Steve

01:49:19.760 --> 01:49:22.420
for everybody that's noticed that Radical Coder

01:49:23.050 --> 01:49:24.100
has been missing

01:49:24.100 --> 01:49:25.820
for the last few months

01:49:25.820 --> 01:49:28.220
that's because I have commandeered him

01:49:28.220 --> 01:49:29.840
just for this

01:49:29.840 --> 01:49:31.860
and I'm gonna have him talk

01:49:31.860 --> 01:49:34.540
for a full 12 seconds

01:49:34.910 --> 01:49:36.600
and I figure that is enough

01:49:36.950 --> 01:49:38.360
to write in Steve's face

01:49:38.360 --> 01:49:40.380
get him to say that for the next

01:49:40.380 --> 01:49:41.680
23 minutes

01:49:43.560 --> 01:49:44.600
I'll do it

01:49:44.600 --> 01:49:45.360
I'll do it

01:49:46.240 --> 01:49:47.900
that's a radical plan

01:49:47.900 --> 01:49:49.540
poor little fella

01:49:52.260 --> 01:49:53.780
I'm gonna

01:49:54.400 --> 01:49:56.400
prepare for every debate scenario

01:49:56.400 --> 01:49:57.840
the way I normally do

01:49:58.600 --> 01:50:00.400
I'm going to show up

01:50:00.400 --> 01:50:02.460
armed with the knowledge

01:50:02.460 --> 01:50:04.200
that I have and a

01:50:04.200 --> 01:50:06.060
near catatonic dose

01:50:06.060 --> 01:50:08.940
of cannabis so that I don't yell at people

01:50:11.860 --> 01:50:13.100
except for that time

01:50:13.100 --> 01:50:14.400
he took and loaded up

01:50:14.400 --> 01:50:15.080
with DMT

01:50:16.560 --> 01:50:17.920
that was a mistake

01:50:19.720 --> 01:50:21.040
this did happen

01:50:21.040 --> 01:50:22.040
Ted Jimsworthy

01:50:22.040 --> 01:50:23.920
it was the

01:50:23.920 --> 01:50:26.020
second to last politician

01:50:26.020 --> 01:50:27.240
I ever interviewed

01:50:27.720 --> 01:50:29.760
on any of the shows that I did

01:50:29.760 --> 01:50:31.460
and this was back in like

01:50:31.460 --> 01:50:33.300
2019 or something like that

01:50:33.300 --> 01:50:35.740
and I had some

01:50:35.740 --> 01:50:37.140
Green Party douche

01:50:37.760 --> 01:50:38.360
on

01:50:38.980 --> 01:50:39.920
and I fucking

01:50:39.920 --> 01:50:41.380
I was not having fun

01:50:42.080 --> 01:50:43.340
like I was like

01:50:43.340 --> 01:50:46.240
I was half checked out of the conversation

01:50:46.240 --> 01:50:47.760
I didn't want to do it

01:50:47.760 --> 01:50:49.820
I got not bullied

01:50:49.820 --> 01:50:51.900
but like hey would you please

01:50:51.900 --> 01:50:53.120
kind of thing

01:50:53.120 --> 01:50:55.380
yeah right

01:50:56.420 --> 01:50:57.900
okay come on

01:50:57.900 --> 01:50:58.600
fucking

01:50:59.520 --> 01:51:02.680
okay you're running for president in the Green Party

01:51:02.680 --> 01:51:04.380
I'm supposed to take you serious

01:51:04.380 --> 01:51:05.040
okay

01:51:06.320 --> 01:51:07.980
30.5%

01:51:07.980 --> 01:51:08.720
okay

01:51:08.720 --> 01:51:12.240
like you're not even fucking one of their pre-selected

01:51:12.240 --> 01:51:13.640
loser idiots you're not

01:51:13.640 --> 01:51:14.820
you're not Jill Stein

01:51:14.820 --> 01:51:17.560
I can't even remember what the fucking guy's name was

01:51:17.560 --> 01:51:18.860
I can't

01:51:18.860 --> 01:51:21.000
it was something Indian I think

01:51:21.000 --> 01:51:21.840
vaguely

01:51:21.840 --> 01:51:22.900
you know

01:51:22.900 --> 01:51:27.580
and at one point in the interview

01:51:27.580 --> 01:51:29.380
I like look over on my desk

01:51:29.380 --> 01:51:30.700
and there's

01:51:30.700 --> 01:51:30.980
it

01:51:31.580 --> 01:51:34.180
out of the corner of my eye I see

01:51:34.680 --> 01:51:35.420
a bowl

01:51:35.420 --> 01:51:38.460
with like a hit taken out of it

01:51:40.240 --> 01:51:42.340
you know and I'm like great

01:51:42.340 --> 01:51:44.360
dude I could so use a fucking

01:51:44.360 --> 01:51:45.440
puff of weed right now

01:51:45.440 --> 01:51:48.740
so I like I click off camera

01:51:48.740 --> 01:51:50.380
I just grab a lighter

01:51:50.380 --> 01:51:52.840
and grab the bowl and take a big fat

01:51:52.840 --> 01:51:54.720
fucking rip because this dude

01:51:54.720 --> 01:51:56.720
has been annoying the piss out of me

01:51:56.720 --> 01:51:58.360
for like 45 minutes

01:51:58.360 --> 01:52:00.340
and we've still got 45

01:52:00.340 --> 01:52:01.200
on the clock

01:52:01.200 --> 01:52:04.440
you know I'm like god man we gotta make

01:52:04.440 --> 01:52:05.880
it work somehow so

01:52:05.880 --> 01:52:08.600
yeah and as it hits

01:52:08.600 --> 01:52:09.980
the back of my throat

01:52:09.980 --> 01:52:12.400
two things happen simultaneously

01:52:13.020 --> 01:52:15.220
one is that

01:52:16.700 --> 01:52:18.380
flavor memory

01:52:18.380 --> 01:52:19.760
kicked in

01:52:20.180 --> 01:52:22.700
oh gunpowder and mothballs

01:52:22.700 --> 01:52:24.260
that's not a cannabis strain

01:52:24.260 --> 01:52:26.500
and at the very same

01:52:26.500 --> 01:52:27.020
time

01:52:27.020 --> 01:52:29.580
I had a memory

01:52:29.580 --> 01:52:31.740
of my friend who looked like

01:52:31.740 --> 01:52:33.660
captain caveman from the cartoon

01:52:34.500 --> 01:52:34.940
nice

01:52:34.940 --> 01:52:37.380
Carrie Coleman god bless him dude

01:52:37.380 --> 01:52:39.440
I hope he's doing fucking well I really am

01:52:39.440 --> 01:52:40.640
I want nothing but

01:52:40.640 --> 01:52:43.180
love and success and happiness and health

01:52:43.180 --> 01:52:44.160
for captain caveman

01:52:44.160 --> 01:52:46.520
but he had been growing

01:52:47.440 --> 01:52:48.120
Changa

01:52:49.360 --> 01:52:50.620
on his property

01:52:50.620 --> 01:52:53.400
which is a DMT derivative

01:52:53.400 --> 01:52:54.380
yeah

01:52:54.380 --> 01:52:57.400
and has some of the same psychoactive

01:52:57.400 --> 01:52:58.560
components as DMT

01:52:58.560 --> 01:53:01.360
and that's what I took a big fat rip of

01:53:01.360 --> 01:53:03.340
and so I

01:53:03.340 --> 01:53:05.360
exhaled out like

01:53:06.100 --> 01:53:07.160
paisley and

01:53:07.160 --> 01:53:08.120
kaleidoscope

01:53:09.240 --> 01:53:11.620
you know and when I come

01:53:11.620 --> 01:53:13.160
to this politician

01:53:13.160 --> 01:53:15.340
douche is still just talking

01:53:15.340 --> 01:53:15.960
at me

01:53:17.300 --> 01:53:19.580
and so I just kind of started

01:53:19.580 --> 01:53:20.260
laughing

01:53:24.920 --> 01:53:25.400
oh

01:53:25.980 --> 01:53:26.960
and then I did

01:53:26.960 --> 01:53:29.280
I asked him a couple of

01:53:29.280 --> 01:53:31.360
like questions that a

01:53:31.360 --> 01:53:33.200
very high person would ask him

01:53:33.200 --> 01:53:35.340
and it totally threw him off of his game

01:53:35.340 --> 01:53:37.140
and he was off of his

01:53:37.140 --> 01:53:39.360
like douchebag politician

01:53:39.360 --> 01:53:41.500
talking points for the final like half

01:53:41.500 --> 01:53:43.440
hour of it and it was

01:53:43.440 --> 01:53:45.220
like the whole thing was hilarious to me

01:53:45.220 --> 01:53:46.960
but we got done with it and I was like god

01:53:46.960 --> 01:53:49.220
never fucking again

01:53:50.060 --> 01:53:50.540
yeah

01:53:51.440 --> 01:53:52.220
it's like

01:53:52.220 --> 01:53:53.200
so

01:53:53.840 --> 01:53:56.240
does everything look geometric to you

01:53:56.240 --> 01:53:58.600
what would you do about that

01:53:58.600 --> 01:54:00.700
in the upcoming political situation

01:54:00.700 --> 01:54:01.920
because it seems strange

01:54:04.880 --> 01:54:06.840
I love to see that one

01:54:06.840 --> 01:54:08.420
is it still up

01:54:09.560 --> 01:54:10.160
um

01:54:10.160 --> 01:54:12.100
maybe I can go digging

01:54:12.840 --> 01:54:14.320
that could be clip worthy

01:54:14.320 --> 01:54:15.300
I can

01:54:18.200 --> 01:54:19.400
oh god

01:54:21.000 --> 01:54:21.760
I

01:54:21.760 --> 01:54:24.780
I would name my bong

01:54:25.080 --> 01:54:27.320
we honestly should

01:54:27.320 --> 01:54:29.420
just have money in a fucking bong store

01:54:29.420 --> 01:54:29.720
because

01:54:29.720 --> 01:54:32.880
we break them

01:54:33.060 --> 01:54:34.640
or the animals break them

01:54:34.640 --> 01:54:37.600
so very consistently that it's not even funny

01:54:37.600 --> 01:54:39.360
you name

01:54:39.360 --> 01:54:41.300
everyone snowball too

01:54:41.300 --> 01:54:42.260
yeah

01:54:42.260 --> 01:54:43.220
yeah

01:54:44.980 --> 01:54:45.360
yeah

01:54:46.940 --> 01:54:48.880
go with the simpsons

01:54:48.880 --> 01:54:49.520
standby

01:54:50.940 --> 01:54:52.640
this is also snowball

01:54:53.220 --> 01:54:54.100
yeah

01:54:54.100 --> 01:54:55.100
yeah

01:54:56.360 --> 01:54:58.320
like between all my animals

01:54:58.320 --> 01:55:01.180
and then we're not that great about it either

01:55:01.180 --> 01:55:02.580
fragily

01:55:03.540 --> 01:55:04.740
we have

01:55:04.740 --> 01:55:06.900
like a specified corner now

01:55:06.900 --> 01:55:09.160
where we've somewhat calmed it

01:55:09.160 --> 01:55:11.020
where we aren't going through one a month

01:55:11.680 --> 01:55:13.020
like we just quit fucking

01:55:13.020 --> 01:55:15.100
we just quit I'm going to rip that bong after I get

01:55:15.100 --> 01:55:16.380
done with this cigarette Howard

01:55:18.420 --> 01:55:18.860
we

01:55:18.860 --> 01:55:20.960
we quit going through one a month

01:55:21.420 --> 01:55:21.860
but

01:55:23.320 --> 01:55:24.940
yeah at that point in time

01:55:24.940 --> 01:55:27.200
we were like every time we went to go clean the damn thing

01:55:27.200 --> 01:55:28.880
it was just broke so what's the point

01:55:28.880 --> 01:55:30.880
you know just get a new one

01:55:33.940 --> 01:55:35.460
does that mean I'm analog

01:55:36.000 --> 01:55:37.440
I mean because I'll take that

01:55:37.440 --> 01:55:39.760
I will fully accept that

01:55:41.540 --> 01:55:42.140
yeah

01:55:42.140 --> 01:55:43.080
I would accept it anyway

01:55:43.080 --> 01:55:44.820
yeah dude yeah it makes sense

01:55:46.040 --> 01:55:46.640
I

01:55:47.340 --> 01:55:49.040
have tried glue before

01:55:49.660 --> 01:55:50.920
never too much success

01:55:51.680 --> 01:55:53.760
and I've tried to weld them back

01:55:53.760 --> 01:55:56.920
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

01:55:56.920 --> 01:55:57.940
yeah

01:55:57.940 --> 01:55:57.980
yeah

01:56:00.720 --> 01:56:02.680
never did fish in any of those models

01:56:02.680 --> 01:56:03.360
I started

01:56:07.700 --> 01:56:08.160
I

01:56:08.160 --> 01:56:08.960
got a Ben Franklin

01:56:08.960 --> 01:56:10.060
to get the model glue

01:56:10.860 --> 01:56:12.260
I saw a guy huff

01:56:12.260 --> 01:56:14.260
fucking computer duster once

01:56:14.260 --> 01:56:16.920
and pass out and like split his head

01:56:16.920 --> 01:56:18.240
on a barbed wire fence

01:56:18.240 --> 01:56:20.800
and it was supposed to be my turn to huff

01:56:20.800 --> 01:56:22.140
the computer duster next

01:56:22.140 --> 01:56:24.340
and I was like I don't know

01:56:24.340 --> 01:56:26.960
no you guys can call me a pussy for the rest

01:56:26.960 --> 01:56:28.100
of the year that's fine

01:56:28.640 --> 01:56:30.720
I have a biterance to it now

01:56:30.720 --> 01:56:32.260
and they need your real ID

01:56:32.260 --> 01:56:33.800
to show proof of

01:56:33.800 --> 01:56:36.080
who you are to walk out of the store with

01:56:36.080 --> 01:56:38.360
it wasn't

01:56:38.360 --> 01:56:40.620
it wasn't duster or anything but one

01:56:40.620 --> 01:56:42.700
time Christy and I got a bottle

01:56:42.700 --> 01:56:44.520
of that black walnut that's supposed

01:56:44.520 --> 01:56:46.300
to give you a detox and all that

01:56:47.380 --> 01:56:48.660
and Christy took a

01:56:48.660 --> 01:56:50.360
shot of it and then

01:56:50.360 --> 01:56:52.540
like I don't know demons came

01:56:52.540 --> 01:56:54.340
out of her or something she made noises

01:56:54.340 --> 01:56:56.540
I've never heard her before make before

01:56:56.540 --> 01:56:57.520
and she can fall

01:56:57.520 --> 01:57:00.120
and I was like

01:57:00.120 --> 01:57:01.820
I'm not doing that

01:57:02.960 --> 01:57:04.460
no fucking way

01:57:04.460 --> 01:57:05.300
I think

01:57:05.300 --> 01:57:07.300
I think paint

01:57:07.300 --> 01:57:10.080
paint would be

01:57:10.080 --> 01:57:11.700
I mean maybe paint and

01:57:11.700 --> 01:57:13.780
duster occupy the same

01:57:13.780 --> 01:57:15.040
lowest

01:57:15.040 --> 01:57:17.200
I would have to say

01:57:17.200 --> 01:57:19.120
and this is me old school

01:57:19.120 --> 01:57:21.980
I'm old but cooked

01:57:21.980 --> 01:57:23.120
banana peels

01:57:23.120 --> 01:57:24.100
yeah

01:57:24.100 --> 01:57:24.620
yeah

01:57:25.750 --> 01:57:28.000
I just try doing banana

01:57:28.000 --> 01:57:29.120
peels to get high

01:57:29.120 --> 01:57:31.700
I think anybody that tried to like dry

01:57:31.700 --> 01:57:33.300
out and smoke the

01:57:33.770 --> 01:57:35.620
daetora in their grandma's

01:57:35.620 --> 01:57:37.860
yard is kind of like right on

01:57:37.860 --> 01:57:39.640
the same level

01:57:39.640 --> 01:57:40.080
there

01:57:42.520 --> 01:57:43.340
nitrous

01:57:43.340 --> 01:57:45.780
anything that you're huffing is

01:57:45.780 --> 01:57:46.400
probably

01:57:47.640 --> 01:57:49.780
lowest lowest tier

01:57:49.780 --> 01:57:51.080
yeah

01:57:51.080 --> 01:57:53.320
Josh was doing

01:57:53.320 --> 01:57:54.780
the nitrous

01:57:54.780 --> 01:57:55.560
and cocaine

01:57:56.860 --> 01:57:59.040
I'm like so you're doing like the rockstar

01:57:59.040 --> 01:58:00.820
drugs in the high school kid drugs

01:58:01.480 --> 01:58:02.580
the weird

01:58:06.840 --> 01:58:07.440
man

01:58:07.440 --> 01:58:09.820
it's a weird combination

01:58:10.480 --> 01:58:12.940
it was that's what that was my first comment

01:58:12.940 --> 01:58:13.580
on and I'm like

01:58:13.580 --> 01:58:16.140
the fuck why are you doing

01:58:17.660 --> 01:58:18.640
rockstar shit

01:58:19.460 --> 01:58:20.700
and no wonder we have

01:58:20.700 --> 01:58:22.120
fucking money you dickhead

01:58:23.600 --> 01:58:24.160
right

01:58:25.500 --> 01:58:26.060
right

01:58:26.640 --> 01:58:27.900
red bull gives you wings

01:58:28.860 --> 01:58:30.600
I mean there is a very

01:58:30.600 --> 01:58:32.720
brief period in my life when I was

01:58:32.720 --> 01:58:34.660
hanging out on widespread panic

01:58:34.660 --> 01:58:36.720
tour where it was whiskey and cocaine

01:58:36.720 --> 01:58:38.860
and lsd and that gave you wings

01:58:41.120 --> 01:58:42.380
I can see that

01:58:43.760 --> 01:58:44.320
yeah

01:58:45.640 --> 01:58:47.820
does it have a localized panic version

01:58:49.680 --> 01:58:50.740
I'm sure they do

01:58:50.740 --> 01:58:51.980
I'm sure they do

01:58:53.280 --> 01:58:54.920
you need to get away to the panic

01:58:54.920 --> 01:58:55.760
yeah

01:58:55.760 --> 01:58:57.840
actually I'm gonna pee before I hit the death

01:58:59.360 --> 01:59:00.860
don't want to cough and piss myself

01:59:00.860 --> 01:59:02.440
are people panicking

01:59:02.440 --> 01:59:04.240
I think it's world war 3

01:59:04.240 --> 01:59:06.320
I think the world is finally ending for real this time

01:59:07.080 --> 01:59:08.180
no there's still

01:59:08.180 --> 01:59:10.160
fucking around there's still doom scrolling

01:59:12.400 --> 01:59:13.440
there's still traffic

01:59:16.360 --> 01:59:17.240
nobody cares

01:59:17.240 --> 01:59:19.570
everybody's nihilist in 2026

01:59:20.280 --> 01:59:22.600
heard something about Larry Ellison

01:59:22.600 --> 01:59:24.280
and Oracle company somehow

01:59:24.280 --> 01:59:26.900
signing some contract to do medical records

01:59:26.900 --> 01:59:29.480
well what

01:59:29.480 --> 01:59:31.060
the Palantir already

01:59:31.060 --> 01:59:31.700
has them

01:59:32.780 --> 01:59:34.640
so what

01:59:35.090 --> 01:59:37.100
what Oracle is saying

01:59:37.100 --> 01:59:38.480
is that

01:59:39.240 --> 01:59:41.120
beyond Palantir they

01:59:41.120 --> 01:59:42.380
have the AI

01:59:43.240 --> 01:59:44.600
suite of tools

01:59:46.040 --> 01:59:47.500
that gets

01:59:47.500 --> 01:59:48.700
people into

01:59:48.700 --> 01:59:50.900
gets other AI companies

01:59:50.900 --> 01:59:52.520
into private data

01:59:52.520 --> 01:59:54.940
so Oracle is positioned

01:59:54.940 --> 01:59:56.380
itself as the gatekeeper

01:59:56.380 --> 01:59:58.420
to allow open AI

01:59:58.420 --> 02:00:00.360
Google Gemini whatever

02:00:00.360 --> 02:00:03.020
to private data

02:00:03.140 --> 02:00:05.020
whereas up until

02:00:05.020 --> 02:00:05.680
this point

02:00:06.140 --> 02:00:08.660
those other AI companies have had

02:00:08.660 --> 02:00:10.080
publicly available data

02:00:10.600 --> 02:00:13.100
so they basically

02:00:13.100 --> 02:00:14.540
data scrape themselves

02:00:14.880 --> 02:00:15.400
into

02:00:15.400 --> 02:00:17.580
the same

02:00:18.860 --> 02:00:19.380
entity

02:00:19.380 --> 02:00:22.500
with differently programmed ways

02:00:22.500 --> 02:00:23.720
to deliver

02:00:23.720 --> 02:00:25.940
the same information

02:00:26.840 --> 02:00:29.600
to what end to update actuarial tables

02:00:29.600 --> 02:00:30.080
to

02:00:30.080 --> 02:00:34.580
to know what Ellison is saying

02:00:34.580 --> 02:00:36.380
what Ellison is saying is that

02:00:36.380 --> 02:00:38.040
the publicly available data

02:00:38.040 --> 02:00:39.600
it's already scraped

02:00:39.600 --> 02:00:41.200
and it's effectively worthless

02:00:41.200 --> 02:00:42.860
the privately held data

02:00:42.860 --> 02:00:44.120
is where

02:00:44.120 --> 02:00:46.080
the actual

02:00:46.880 --> 02:00:49.020
money in AI is

02:00:49.020 --> 02:00:50.600
that's his contention

02:00:50.990 --> 02:00:52.880
I have no idea if he's right

02:00:52.880 --> 02:00:54.580
or not but

02:00:54.580 --> 02:00:57.320
Oracle is positioned itself as the gatekeeper

02:00:57.320 --> 02:00:59.300
to that data so they're going to be the people

02:00:59.300 --> 02:01:01.020
that are licensing it

02:01:01.020 --> 02:01:01.920
out to

02:01:01.920 --> 02:01:04.780
Google Gemini and you know

02:01:04.780 --> 02:01:06.900
the chat GPT and shit like that

02:01:09.860 --> 02:01:10.620
is that

02:01:10.620 --> 02:01:11.560
for like WebMD

02:01:11.560 --> 02:01:12.860
style the detailed

02:01:12.860 --> 02:01:14.880
gawk your symptoms and it tells you

02:01:14.880 --> 02:01:16.320
what version of cancer you have

02:01:16.320 --> 02:01:19.240
so you can self-diagnose

02:01:19.240 --> 02:01:20.660
through your personal AI

02:01:20.660 --> 02:01:22.580
agent and then it will tell you

02:01:22.580 --> 02:01:25.140
what medication to ask your doctor

02:01:25.140 --> 02:01:25.520
for

02:01:25.520 --> 02:01:28.840
interesting comment why does every AI

02:01:28.840 --> 02:01:30.760
company have an asshole for a logo

02:01:30.760 --> 02:01:32.720
and it's just probably shit

02:01:32.720 --> 02:01:34.000
which obviously would

02:01:35.060 --> 02:01:36.100
bring you back

02:01:36.100 --> 02:01:37.580
to a homunculus

02:01:37.580 --> 02:01:40.260
would be my first comment on that

02:01:40.260 --> 02:01:40.980
yeah

02:01:46.100 --> 02:01:46.680
we'll see

02:01:47.800 --> 02:01:50.100
Claude definitely a puckered asshole

02:01:51.260 --> 02:01:52.540
oh baby

02:01:59.140 --> 02:01:59.780
Steven

02:01:59.780 --> 02:02:01.960
is fact checking

02:02:01.960 --> 02:02:04.460
Cheney's statement here to see if they're all buttholes

02:02:04.460 --> 02:02:05.280
Google

02:02:05.280 --> 02:02:08.760
if that's a butthole that's a weird

02:02:08.760 --> 02:02:10.760
looking butthole but it is

02:02:10.760 --> 02:02:12.080
a kind of a diamond

02:02:13.440 --> 02:02:14.180
um

02:02:15.300 --> 02:02:16.400
this is

02:02:16.400 --> 02:02:16.800
a

02:02:18.160 --> 02:02:19.640
Google Gemini

02:02:22.180 --> 02:02:22.920
right

02:02:22.920 --> 02:02:25.400
the little diamond there

02:02:25.400 --> 02:02:27.100
I mean hey look

02:02:27.100 --> 02:02:29.380
if that's what your butthole looks like

02:02:29.380 --> 02:02:31.220
and you've got a couple of

02:02:31.220 --> 02:02:33.500
I've seen the star butthole before

02:02:33.500 --> 02:02:35.100
you got a couple of extra

02:02:35.100 --> 02:02:36.940
extra buttholes hanging out

02:02:37.220 --> 02:02:38.920
in the same general

02:02:39.360 --> 02:02:41.320
constellation as your main butthole

02:02:41.320 --> 02:02:41.900
yeah

02:02:43.140 --> 02:02:43.540
alright

02:02:45.900 --> 02:02:47.500
that's hemorrhoids

02:02:47.500 --> 02:02:48.200
Steve

02:02:49.140 --> 02:02:50.320
okay okay

02:02:52.000 --> 02:02:53.300
I'm not judging

02:02:53.300 --> 02:02:53.960
I'm not

02:02:56.680 --> 02:02:59.080
nobody said this was a clean butthole

02:03:01.300 --> 02:03:01.740
but

02:03:01.740 --> 02:03:02.140
this is the

02:03:02.140 --> 02:03:03.320
XAI logo

02:03:07.020 --> 02:03:08.400
do you pronounce that shy

02:03:09.100 --> 02:03:09.540
maybe

02:03:15.000 --> 02:03:16.880
they're substantially different with the ring

02:03:16.880 --> 02:03:18.360
around it or the other one

02:03:18.360 --> 02:03:21.440
I know with Chad GPT if you take their logo

02:03:21.440 --> 02:03:22.860
and flip it and then you put

02:03:22.860 --> 02:03:24.720
those two on top of each other you get

02:03:24.720 --> 02:03:26.080
one hell of a star David

02:03:26.080 --> 02:03:27.320
hmm

02:03:28.220 --> 02:03:29.680
that is a butthole

02:03:29.680 --> 02:03:32.080
that is not a butthole

02:03:32.760 --> 02:03:34.140
is it a ring

02:03:34.140 --> 02:03:35.040
like Lord of the Rings

02:03:36.620 --> 02:03:38.380
a lot of those

02:03:38.380 --> 02:03:39.400
companies have been

02:03:40.080 --> 02:03:41.320
showing that they uh

02:03:41.320 --> 02:03:43.800
they've been taking tokeen

02:03:43.800 --> 02:03:45.420
ideas to name

02:03:45.420 --> 02:03:47.080
well I would

02:03:47.080 --> 02:03:49.580
at least hope that unlike

02:03:49.580 --> 02:03:52.120
the buttholes that you guys have been looking at

02:03:52.120 --> 02:03:54.380
your own buttholes don't exist

02:03:54.380 --> 02:03:55.780
in the roblox universe

02:03:56.220 --> 02:03:58.240
and you guys can all actually

02:03:58.240 --> 02:03:58.900
poop normal

02:03:58.900 --> 02:04:00.080
I do

02:04:02.180 --> 02:04:02.660
yeah

02:04:02.660 --> 02:04:06.200
we recommend magnesium

02:04:06.200 --> 02:04:07.500
right

02:04:08.380 --> 02:04:09.520
good for you

02:04:10.380 --> 02:04:12.200
it unbinds the muscles

02:04:12.200 --> 02:04:13.520
and your pooper

02:04:13.980 --> 02:04:14.460
hmm

02:04:14.460 --> 02:04:15.960
hmm

02:04:17.260 --> 02:04:19.440
or bear a collegiate coffee

02:04:20.380 --> 02:04:20.960
hmm

02:04:22.460 --> 02:04:22.980
hmm

02:04:23.600 --> 02:04:24.720
but what butthole

02:04:24.720 --> 02:04:26.980
apparently the first one because the first one Steve

02:04:26.980 --> 02:04:28.940
looked at but didn't call if he said definitely

02:04:28.940 --> 02:04:30.720
oh Claude yeah Claude AI

02:04:30.720 --> 02:04:32.440
it just it looks like the

02:04:33.040 --> 02:04:35.100
Nickelodeon splat but more uniform

02:04:36.540 --> 02:04:37.060
hmm

02:04:37.060 --> 02:04:37.540
hmm

02:04:38.600 --> 02:04:40.280
he's like that's totally a butthole

02:04:40.280 --> 02:04:40.940
yeah

02:04:43.940 --> 02:04:44.980
strange angel

02:04:44.980 --> 02:04:46.600
was that uh

02:04:46.600 --> 02:04:48.280
short-lived series I don't know if they

02:04:48.280 --> 02:04:50.780
did they have two seasons of that

02:04:50.780 --> 02:04:51.620
hmm

02:04:52.280 --> 02:04:53.620
oh yeah yeah

02:04:54.280 --> 02:04:56.700
that is a butthole

02:04:57.620 --> 02:04:59.020
someone bleached that one

02:04:59.020 --> 02:05:00.300
it's a it's a nice one it's not

02:05:00.300 --> 02:05:01.520
it's not got the brown yet

02:05:02.210 --> 02:05:04.400
the Rosario Dawson

02:05:04.400 --> 02:05:05.720
of AI Logos

02:05:06.250 --> 02:05:06.540
rosebud

02:05:06.540 --> 02:05:07.440
already

02:05:10.060 --> 02:05:10.640
haha

02:05:11.860 --> 02:05:12.860
holy fuck

02:05:15.080 --> 02:05:16.120
holy fuck

02:05:16.120 --> 02:05:18.000
I don't want to go I don't want to

02:05:18.000 --> 02:05:19.360
go to war with Russia guys

02:05:21.080 --> 02:05:22.080
or orc

02:05:22.080 --> 02:05:22.700
asshole

02:05:23.900 --> 02:05:24.840
the dwarven

02:05:26.660 --> 02:05:27.160
hmm

02:05:27.920 --> 02:05:30.380
it is a boat Ryan wins it's a bonus

02:05:30.380 --> 02:05:31.040
all

02:05:34.200 --> 02:05:36.180
right that would be funny if they just

02:05:36.180 --> 02:05:38.100
well I mean I guess technically

02:05:38.740 --> 02:05:39.240
Tesla

02:05:39.240 --> 02:05:42.000
the Tesla logo is sort of in the shape

02:05:42.000 --> 02:05:42.820
of a uterus

02:05:44.060 --> 02:05:44.820
hmm

02:05:44.820 --> 02:05:47.460
and that is what the

02:05:47.460 --> 02:05:49.820
that is what the crazy people are calling

02:05:49.820 --> 02:05:50.740
the bonus hole

02:05:50.740 --> 02:05:52.680
is the machine

02:05:54.600 --> 02:05:56.220
it's we live

02:05:56.220 --> 02:05:58.300
in a completely inverted reality

02:05:58.300 --> 02:05:59.440
at that point

02:06:02.040 --> 02:06:02.800
yeah

02:06:02.800 --> 02:06:03.580
you and Ryan

02:06:04.680 --> 02:06:05.060
hmm

02:06:05.820 --> 02:06:07.500
but at what cost

02:06:07.500 --> 02:06:09.240
what cost

02:06:09.240 --> 02:06:10.320
right

02:06:12.520 --> 02:06:13.080
prolapse

02:06:13.080 --> 02:06:15.360
oh wait

02:06:15.360 --> 02:06:16.600
that was the wrong button

02:06:18.160 --> 02:06:19.280
it was

02:06:19.280 --> 02:06:20.200
the correct button

02:06:20.200 --> 02:06:22.120
they're right next to each other

02:06:22.860 --> 02:06:23.920
oh I love buttons

02:06:25.080 --> 02:06:25.980
oh fuck

02:06:26.560 --> 02:06:28.320
they're right next to each other

02:06:29.900 --> 02:06:30.900
pondering the buttons

02:06:30.900 --> 02:06:32.280
pondering the orcs

02:06:33.340 --> 02:06:34.620
pondering the palantir

02:06:35.780 --> 02:06:37.160
it was on prime

02:06:39.140 --> 02:06:40.280
Amazon Prime

02:06:42.260 --> 02:06:42.900
Amazon Prime

02:06:42.900 --> 02:06:43.000
is that

02:06:43.000 --> 02:06:43.660
Prime is

02:06:47.080 --> 02:06:47.820
I would

02:06:47.820 --> 02:06:49.100
assume it's Amazon Prime

02:06:49.100 --> 02:06:51.080
did they do a rings of power series

02:06:52.400 --> 02:06:53.780
I've heard about it

02:06:53.780 --> 02:06:55.840
nothing I've ever heard was good

02:06:55.840 --> 02:06:57.000
it's

02:06:59.140 --> 02:07:00.100
started out

02:07:00.100 --> 02:07:02.620
right out the gate just wrecking

02:07:02.620 --> 02:07:02.940
shit

02:07:04.280 --> 02:07:05.640
I went to

02:07:05.640 --> 02:07:07.920
a Whole Foods for the first time

02:07:07.920 --> 02:07:08.780
in like years

02:07:08.780 --> 02:07:10.900
over the weekend because it was

02:07:11.620 --> 02:07:12.300
like

02:07:13.340 --> 02:07:15.740
the thing that was closest to us

02:07:15.740 --> 02:07:17.420
on our way to somewhere else

02:07:17.420 --> 02:07:18.520
and

02:07:19.540 --> 02:07:21.660
they're asking you at the checkout

02:07:21.660 --> 02:07:23.500
if you want to connect your Amazon

02:07:23.500 --> 02:07:24.460
Prime account

02:07:25.980 --> 02:07:27.020
because maybe

02:07:27.020 --> 02:07:28.960
maybe you might get some savings

02:07:30.400 --> 02:07:31.400
and I'm like

02:07:31.400 --> 02:07:33.500
why would I want

02:07:33.500 --> 02:07:35.040
Jeff Bezos

02:07:35.040 --> 02:07:37.020
to know what I watch

02:07:37.020 --> 02:07:38.780
purchase online

02:07:38.780 --> 02:07:41.100
and purchase at the grocery store

02:07:41.100 --> 02:07:42.080
that seems weird

02:07:43.560 --> 02:07:44.200
unnecessary

02:07:44.200 --> 02:07:46.680
kind of invasive no

02:07:46.680 --> 02:07:47.880
I'll pass

02:07:49.260 --> 02:07:51.860
I do go to Whole Foods when I get a chance

02:07:52.880 --> 02:07:53.840
they got

02:07:53.840 --> 02:07:55.400
are they doing that there

02:07:55.400 --> 02:07:57.880
where they're trying to get you to connect a Prime account

02:07:57.880 --> 02:07:59.180
to the freaking purchase

02:07:59.180 --> 02:08:00.560
I went to

02:08:00.560 --> 02:08:02.080
I went to one on

02:08:02.080 --> 02:08:03.980
last week Christy had to go to

02:08:04.560 --> 02:08:06.020
dental appointment on Thursday

02:08:06.540 --> 02:08:08.620
and down in Santa Rosa and we went

02:08:08.620 --> 02:08:08.980
to one

02:08:09.760 --> 02:08:12.360
I paid cash and I don't know if I didn't

02:08:12.360 --> 02:08:13.960
see it ask I didn't really pay attention

02:08:13.960 --> 02:08:15.160
though so I don't know if it asked

02:08:15.160 --> 02:08:17.540
no this was the cashier chick

02:08:17.540 --> 02:08:19.580
specifically asking us if we

02:08:19.580 --> 02:08:20.100
yeah

02:08:23.300 --> 02:08:24.260
she didn't

02:08:24.260 --> 02:08:25.540
she didn't ask me

02:08:25.540 --> 02:08:25.780
and

02:08:26.800 --> 02:08:27.320
um

02:08:27.320 --> 02:08:29.460
no she just said this is because

02:08:29.460 --> 02:08:31.480
I go in there because they have orange juice

02:08:31.480 --> 02:08:33.060
that's literally just squished oranges

02:08:33.060 --> 02:08:35.180
like freshly and

02:08:35.740 --> 02:08:37.400
she's like this is the best isn't it

02:08:37.400 --> 02:08:38.500
and I was like YES

02:08:38.500 --> 02:08:41.240
it is I come here just for that

02:08:41.240 --> 02:08:43.040
I live like five hours away

02:08:48.240 --> 02:08:49.340
God you going

02:08:49.340 --> 02:08:51.740
all the way to Santa Rosa for an appointment

02:08:51.740 --> 02:08:52.680
would suck

02:08:53.820 --> 02:08:55.180
dude and that was the earliest

02:08:55.180 --> 02:08:57.020
one we could get her into by far

02:08:57.020 --> 02:08:57.700
yeah

02:08:58.780 --> 02:09:00.880
if uh now she's got to go to Yuba City

02:09:02.340 --> 02:09:02.780
fully

02:09:02.780 --> 02:09:05.020
because if you want to get one

02:09:05.020 --> 02:09:06.120
in the local ones

02:09:07.620 --> 02:09:08.900
I think she was like six

02:09:08.900 --> 02:09:10.220
or seven months out

02:09:10.220 --> 02:09:12.880
and Christy just continually

02:09:12.880 --> 02:09:14.600
going to the emergency room to get

02:09:14.600 --> 02:09:15.720
drugs is not great

02:09:15.720 --> 02:09:16.560
no

02:09:19.440 --> 02:09:20.660
gotta get up to get down

02:09:20.660 --> 02:09:22.080
like they give her good drugs

02:09:22.660 --> 02:09:23.020
yeah

02:09:25.320 --> 02:09:26.720
he ruined the joke

02:09:26.720 --> 02:09:27.360
back there

02:09:31.000 --> 02:09:32.500
don't step on the

02:09:32.500 --> 02:09:33.400
punch line

02:09:35.880 --> 02:09:37.860
they added knees to this guy

02:09:40.000 --> 02:09:42.520
he bends at the knees it's a completely

02:09:42.520 --> 02:09:44.620
different technology

02:09:47.620 --> 02:09:49.060
what do they call those things

02:09:49.060 --> 02:09:50.040
they fill them up with air

02:09:50.040 --> 02:09:51.860
and they're outside of the used car lots

02:09:52.440 --> 02:09:53.400
get your attention

02:09:53.400 --> 02:09:55.320
because they're just waving around in the wind

02:09:55.320 --> 02:09:56.160
whacking

02:09:56.160 --> 02:09:58.120
I don't know

02:09:58.120 --> 02:10:00.440
I can't take

02:10:00.440 --> 02:10:02.540
shit and I'm Tolkien's lore I can't do it

02:10:03.060 --> 02:10:03.780
I'm already

02:10:05.180 --> 02:10:06.620
I'm already deeply

02:10:06.620 --> 02:10:09.100
heard about the new dunes

02:10:10.000 --> 02:10:10.680
there's a

02:10:10.680 --> 02:10:11.700
piece in my soul

02:10:11.700 --> 02:10:12.280
oh

02:10:12.280 --> 02:10:15.160
I got some news to break

02:10:15.160 --> 02:10:17.700
don't don't don't

02:10:19.510 --> 02:10:20.540
he's cool

02:10:20.540 --> 02:10:22.900
you guys think he's a happy go lucky

02:10:23.550 --> 02:10:25.560
we're gonna mute Ben and let Marcus

02:10:25.560 --> 02:10:27.240
ruin this for a moment alright

02:10:27.240 --> 02:10:29.260
Ben could just shut the fuck up for a minute

02:10:29.260 --> 02:10:31.620
go ahead Marcus ruin it for everybody

02:10:32.640 --> 02:10:34.000
it's about Zendaya

02:10:35.500 --> 02:10:37.380
I don't think she's available anymore

02:10:37.380 --> 02:10:39.200
I think she's gotten hitched

02:10:40.580 --> 02:10:41.260
I

02:10:41.260 --> 02:10:42.380
think she married a white guy

02:10:42.380 --> 02:10:44.580
oh god I need a nobody

02:10:45.180 --> 02:10:47.260
airs sound drop so bad

02:10:48.000 --> 02:10:49.120
I do

02:10:49.120 --> 02:10:49.720
what

02:10:53.560 --> 02:10:54.240
alright

02:10:54.920 --> 02:10:57.140
so Marcus's worst fears have been

02:10:57.140 --> 02:10:57.620
realized

02:10:57.620 --> 02:11:00.620
the chick that played the worst version of Chaney

02:11:00.620 --> 02:11:01.120
ever

02:11:02.180 --> 02:11:02.860
Chaney

02:11:02.860 --> 02:11:03.160
Chaney

02:11:06.780 --> 02:11:08.360
she's the worst Chaney

02:11:08.360 --> 02:11:10.200
by far

02:11:11.000 --> 02:11:11.560
so

02:11:12.280 --> 02:11:14.620
what is the last over under

02:11:15.580 --> 02:11:16.820
totally ruins the whole

02:11:16.820 --> 02:11:18.700
dune story what do you think the over under

02:11:18.700 --> 02:11:20.020
on me pissing on Dennis

02:11:20.020 --> 02:11:21.600
villain away of his head is

02:11:22.660 --> 02:11:23.720
100%

02:11:25.120 --> 02:11:25.680
yeah

02:11:25.680 --> 02:11:27.640
I meet that fucker

02:11:28.260 --> 02:11:30.040
so I can't do rounds power

02:11:30.040 --> 02:11:31.720
they that dude already ruined

02:11:31.720 --> 02:11:33.200
ruined the dune movies

02:11:34.400 --> 02:11:35.740
he did rings of power

02:11:36.760 --> 02:11:37.600
I don't know

02:11:37.600 --> 02:11:40.100
the power I can't watch it shit no way

02:11:40.100 --> 02:11:42.220
I mean Rachel tried to watch

02:11:42.220 --> 02:11:44.040
it but we got like halfway through one

02:11:44.040 --> 02:11:46.300
episode and it was just so woke

02:11:46.300 --> 02:11:48.180
all these androgynous

02:11:48.180 --> 02:11:48.820
elves

02:11:49.940 --> 02:11:51.840
the elves were already

02:11:51.840 --> 02:11:54.160
gared in a three dollar bill

02:11:55.280 --> 02:11:56.360
you didn't

02:11:56.360 --> 02:11:57.220
need to make a

02:12:00.240 --> 02:12:02.120
nobody's nobody's arguing

02:12:02.120 --> 02:12:04.140
that also gayer than

02:12:04.140 --> 02:12:05.660
Elton John in a dick tree

02:12:06.020 --> 02:12:07.440
they're just pretty

02:12:08.480 --> 02:12:10.640
he can be both

02:12:10.640 --> 02:12:12.300
he can be both

02:12:14.620 --> 02:12:15.940
no I wasn't

02:12:15.940 --> 02:12:17.460
worried about something so minor

02:12:18.080 --> 02:12:20.080
their elven leader

02:12:20.080 --> 02:12:22.120
was the guy from Priscilla

02:12:22.120 --> 02:12:24.060
queen of the desert Ben

02:12:24.720 --> 02:12:25.260
okay

02:12:25.970 --> 02:12:26.640
let's just fucking

02:12:28.340 --> 02:12:30.400
let's put this into perspective

02:12:30.400 --> 02:12:31.940
they had the guy from Priscilla

02:12:31.940 --> 02:12:33.960
queen of the desert leading the rest

02:12:33.960 --> 02:12:35.960
of the little fairy elves they were all gay

02:12:35.960 --> 02:12:38.040
it's okay he's not saying they couldn't

02:12:38.040 --> 02:12:39.940
shoot a bow or flip around

02:12:39.940 --> 02:12:42.080
and swing some swords they could all do that

02:12:42.080 --> 02:12:43.660
they could you know

02:12:43.660 --> 02:12:45.760
with style and

02:12:45.760 --> 02:12:48.100
an excessive amount of

02:12:48.100 --> 02:12:50.020
gold lamay which is

02:12:50.020 --> 02:12:51.560
how you know they're

02:12:51.560 --> 02:12:53.080
queerer than Liberace

02:12:53.080 --> 02:12:55.020
alright that's how you know

02:12:55.020 --> 02:12:57.940
they did have surprisingly few children

02:12:57.940 --> 02:12:59.620
amongst them I will give you that

02:12:59.620 --> 02:13:01.000
not many kids

02:13:01.540 --> 02:13:02.560
ten episodes

02:13:02.560 --> 02:13:07.220
I guarantee you

02:13:07.220 --> 02:13:09.280
out behind all of those ornately

02:13:09.280 --> 02:13:11.380
carved elven houses with a fucking

02:13:11.380 --> 02:13:13.080
Subaru Forester I guarantee

02:13:15.640 --> 02:13:17.380
you gay over there

02:13:17.380 --> 02:13:18.700
don't be gay in my lap

02:13:18.700 --> 02:13:19.640
you know

02:13:20.500 --> 02:13:21.340
Shia?

02:13:21.860 --> 02:13:23.260
Sara I already

02:13:23.260 --> 02:13:26.180
I'm already preemptively chewing Steve out

02:13:26.180 --> 02:13:27.480
about the

02:13:27.480 --> 02:13:28.900
TOS words

02:13:28.900 --> 02:13:30.400
I got your back

02:13:31.720 --> 02:13:33.160
what is that

02:13:33.160 --> 02:13:34.300
what

02:13:34.300 --> 02:13:38.000
what you guys are

02:13:38.000 --> 02:13:39.260
talking about man

02:13:39.260 --> 02:13:42.440
we have threatened to raid

02:13:42.440 --> 02:13:43.900
the set of

02:13:44.420 --> 02:13:46.320
demolition man and get Steve that little

02:13:46.320 --> 02:13:48.020
thing that spits out the tickets

02:13:48.020 --> 02:13:49.720
at him screams at him

02:13:49.720 --> 02:13:51.340
we are approaching the mine

02:13:51.340 --> 02:13:53.820
fields topics where words

02:13:53.820 --> 02:13:54.660
would just emerge

02:13:54.660 --> 02:13:57.960
Bruce Willis in the cab in the fifth

02:13:57.960 --> 02:13:58.400
element

02:14:01.020 --> 02:14:02.560
you have just lost

02:14:02.560 --> 02:14:03.440
that would totally be Steve

02:14:03.440 --> 02:14:04.660
the hundred credits

02:14:07.080 --> 02:14:09.060
you had an accident

02:14:10.800 --> 02:14:11.800
I know

02:14:12.240 --> 02:14:13.060
I know

02:14:13.060 --> 02:14:13.520
the

02:14:13.520 --> 02:14:14.660
absolute

02:14:16.840 --> 02:14:19.300
you deep fried absolute

02:14:19.300 --> 02:14:20.180
right

02:14:20.780 --> 02:14:22.640
well if there weren't so many

02:14:22.640 --> 02:14:25.060
it would be more infrequent than it

02:14:25.060 --> 02:14:26.060
got pointed out

02:14:26.060 --> 02:14:28.920
I don't know what to say man

02:14:28.920 --> 02:14:29.640
I don't know

02:14:29.640 --> 02:14:33.660
Sara says rings of power sucked

02:14:33.660 --> 02:14:34.300
also

02:14:34.300 --> 02:14:36.680
I believe that dude

02:14:36.680 --> 02:14:37.180
I do

02:14:37.180 --> 02:14:41.080
I had problems with the Peter Jackson

02:14:41.080 --> 02:14:42.800
lord of the rings because they

02:14:42.800 --> 02:14:45.140
cut Tom Bombadil out of it

02:14:45.140 --> 02:14:46.960
entirely oh man how do you

02:14:46.960 --> 02:14:47.580
leave out

02:14:47.580 --> 02:14:50.080
that's like the heart and soul of the

02:14:50.080 --> 02:14:52.460
whole fucking story like his message

02:14:52.460 --> 02:14:53.940
to all of them is what

02:14:53.940 --> 02:14:56.600
that carries

02:14:56.600 --> 02:14:58.920
the whole fucking point of it

02:14:58.920 --> 02:15:01.260
for the rest of the fucking series

02:15:01.260 --> 02:15:04.580
when they're running away from

02:15:05.360 --> 02:15:06.220
the race

02:15:06.900 --> 02:15:08.340
that's why they stop

02:15:08.340 --> 02:15:10.340
it's because of Tom Bombadil

02:15:10.340 --> 02:15:12.140
not because he did anything

02:15:12.140 --> 02:15:14.420
because they don't get too close

02:15:14.420 --> 02:15:15.520
to Tom Bombadil

02:15:17.680 --> 02:15:19.660
we don't fuck with that guy

02:15:20.100 --> 02:15:21.040
that's his place

02:15:21.040 --> 02:15:23.320
you just leave that alone

02:15:23.320 --> 02:15:24.140
yeah

02:15:25.860 --> 02:15:27.620
but yeah I mean so

02:15:27.620 --> 02:15:30.100
from jump I was like ah well

02:15:30.100 --> 02:15:32.540
you know I'm sure they're gonna do a great job

02:15:32.540 --> 02:15:34.040
I'm sure it's gonna be

02:15:34.040 --> 02:15:35.020
fucking awesome

02:15:35.020 --> 02:15:35.560
but

02:15:37.180 --> 02:15:38.580
if they're

02:15:38.580 --> 02:15:40.760
eliminating that element from the movie

02:15:40.760 --> 02:15:43.000
it's gonna people are gonna have a totally

02:15:43.000 --> 02:15:45.180
different idea of what the story was

02:15:45.180 --> 02:15:47.200
walking away from it and that's gonna suck

02:15:47.200 --> 02:15:49.180
in my opinion

02:15:49.180 --> 02:15:50.980
you know what Tom Bombadil is based

02:15:50.980 --> 02:15:52.100
based off of

02:15:53.920 --> 02:15:54.620
uh

02:15:54.620 --> 02:15:55.740
Burry

02:15:55.740 --> 02:15:57.380
Burry Borison

02:15:59.440 --> 02:16:00.140
Burry

02:16:00.980 --> 02:16:01.920
Odin's dad

02:16:01.920 --> 02:16:03.360
from the Hamptons

02:16:03.790 --> 02:16:05.580
Borensons or the Berkshire

02:16:05.580 --> 02:16:06.420
Borensons

02:16:07.710 --> 02:16:08.300
Odin's dad

02:16:11.000 --> 02:16:11.700
okay

02:16:11.700 --> 02:16:13.440
yeah and that's why

02:16:13.440 --> 02:16:15.860
that's part of why he's not affected

02:16:15.860 --> 02:16:16.920
by anything because

02:16:16.920 --> 02:16:19.980
he was here before Odin before the universe

02:16:19.980 --> 02:16:21.680
Tom Bombadil

02:16:21.680 --> 02:16:24.080
Tom Bombadil has on

02:16:24.080 --> 02:16:25.840
white overalls with purple

02:16:25.840 --> 02:16:27.100
hair and a nose ring

02:16:27.710 --> 02:16:29.800
yeah and he's actually a black

02:16:29.800 --> 02:16:30.180
black woman

02:16:30.180 --> 02:16:31.040
right

02:16:34.120 --> 02:16:35.860
it's actually the oracle

02:16:35.860 --> 02:16:36.640
from the matrix

02:16:37.560 --> 02:16:38.240
generous

02:16:42.340 --> 02:16:43.020
God

02:16:44.580 --> 02:16:45.820
Uncle Ted talks

02:16:45.820 --> 02:16:47.640
ruined Hollywood in five

02:16:47.640 --> 02:16:48.080
minutes

02:16:48.080 --> 02:16:50.500
what pages Tom Bombadil on

02:16:50.500 --> 02:16:55.160
this is what you get for

02:16:55.160 --> 02:16:57.320
letting Marcus try to ruin things for me

02:16:57.320 --> 02:16:59.160
you know what he's been holding

02:16:59.160 --> 02:17:00.920
that Eggers is fucking

02:17:00.920 --> 02:17:02.760
making a remaking

02:17:03.240 --> 02:17:05.160
labyrinth over my head for like eight

02:17:05.160 --> 02:17:05.640
months

02:17:07.040 --> 02:17:09.340
and he just anytime he feels like

02:17:09.340 --> 02:17:10.620
provoking he just

02:17:11.520 --> 02:17:12.620
pulls that out

02:17:13.200 --> 02:17:13.480
alright

02:17:16.260 --> 02:17:17.280
happy in the way

02:17:17.280 --> 02:17:17.980
by that

02:17:18.740 --> 02:17:20.980
Leonardo DiCaprio guy he holds the rights

02:17:20.980 --> 02:17:22.240
to the never ending story

02:17:24.620 --> 02:17:25.100
so

02:17:25.100 --> 02:17:26.180
if they ever remake that

02:17:26.180 --> 02:17:28.260
a lot of these Hollywood places they just hold

02:17:28.260 --> 02:17:30.300
the right so someone else doesn't make

02:17:30.300 --> 02:17:30.940
the movie

02:17:30.940 --> 02:17:34.140
and then the threaten that Eggers is going to do it

02:17:34.140 --> 02:17:36.200
is enough to just say okay well we

02:17:36.200 --> 02:17:38.360
believe that they're working on it

02:17:39.100 --> 02:17:40.340
that's good enough for them

02:17:40.340 --> 02:17:41.760
they can continue to hold the rights

02:17:41.760 --> 02:17:43.200
a little while longer

02:17:43.980 --> 02:17:46.120
Eggers needs to fucking Eggers needs

02:17:46.120 --> 02:17:47.340
to do Beowulf

02:17:49.840 --> 02:17:50.680
then some

02:17:50.680 --> 02:17:51.920
Marcus already do Beowulf

02:17:53.720 --> 02:17:55.400
right it would be be they

02:17:55.400 --> 02:17:56.500
bomb Bombadil

02:17:57.780 --> 02:17:59.280
it would be

02:17:59.280 --> 02:18:00.960
he has the power of

02:18:00.960 --> 02:18:02.760
questionable sexuality

02:18:05.460 --> 02:18:07.560
he has the power of

02:18:07.560 --> 02:18:08.300
no

02:18:09.720 --> 02:18:11.520
I have the power

02:18:11.520 --> 02:18:13.080
of infinite gender

02:18:13.080 --> 02:18:15.760
fluidity and they're like you can stay over

02:18:15.760 --> 02:18:16.060
there

02:18:16.060 --> 02:18:19.980
we'll take the we'll take the low road

02:18:19.980 --> 02:18:21.100
way over that way

02:18:21.500 --> 02:18:23.400
we will in fact we're not coming

02:18:23.400 --> 02:18:25.860
anywhere near you we may be

02:18:25.860 --> 02:18:27.480
evil dead spirits but that's

02:18:27.480 --> 02:18:29.840
fucking wrong they thumb Bombadil

02:18:29.840 --> 02:18:31.600
that's wrong

02:18:31.600 --> 02:18:33.780
we're not going to participate

02:18:33.780 --> 02:18:34.420
in this

02:18:35.480 --> 02:18:36.440
it's not okay

02:18:37.280 --> 02:18:39.320
we did not consent

02:18:40.000 --> 02:18:40.680
right

02:18:42.000 --> 02:18:43.540
this wasn't anywhere

02:18:43.540 --> 02:18:45.620
in the fucking seven rings that

02:18:45.620 --> 02:18:47.320
we took I don't know

02:18:47.320 --> 02:18:49.300
I don't know no agreement

02:18:49.880 --> 02:18:51.540
what the fuck was in the ring you

02:18:51.540 --> 02:18:53.560
took but it was the fucking wrong you got

02:18:53.560 --> 02:18:55.600
that Geraldo ring you give

02:18:55.600 --> 02:18:57.220
that back to the fucking fires amount

02:18:57.220 --> 02:18:59.540
to Dave on Bombadil we

02:18:59.540 --> 02:19:00.140
don't want any

02:19:01.780 --> 02:19:03.420
that's another thing that was kind of

02:19:03.420 --> 02:19:04.460
horseshit in the

02:19:05.240 --> 02:19:07.080
actual movies that were pretty good

02:19:07.680 --> 02:19:09.840
but that they never told that Gandalf

02:19:09.840 --> 02:19:11.620
is wearing the Elven Ring of Fire

02:19:13.340 --> 02:19:14.120
like

02:19:14.120 --> 02:19:15.740
why did you leave

02:19:15.740 --> 02:19:17.580
that out that's how that's the whole

02:19:17.580 --> 02:19:19.500
reason he's able to defeat the Balrog

02:19:19.500 --> 02:19:21.860
they did a really shitty job

02:19:21.860 --> 02:19:23.720
of explaining that

02:19:23.720 --> 02:19:25.320
he's actually not human

02:19:25.320 --> 02:19:26.860
yeah yeah like

02:19:27.610 --> 02:19:28.240
there's no

02:19:29.410 --> 02:19:31.700
yeah there's no this

02:19:31.700 --> 02:19:33.640
entity is a spirit of

02:19:33.640 --> 02:19:35.740
Maya and he's a physical

02:19:35.740 --> 02:19:37.860
incarnation of you know

02:19:37.860 --> 02:19:39.540
that I understand

02:19:39.540 --> 02:19:41.020
that doesn't translate well to

02:19:41.540 --> 02:19:43.160
movie audiences but like

02:19:44.140 --> 02:19:44.920
I don't know

02:19:44.920 --> 02:19:46.620
just think that he's an old man

02:19:46.620 --> 02:19:49.320
because there's a reason that

02:19:49.320 --> 02:19:51.000
that old man can do extraordinary

02:19:51.000 --> 02:19:52.580
things because he's not an old man

02:19:53.160 --> 02:19:55.160
he's a primordial

02:19:55.160 --> 02:19:56.140
magical being

02:19:57.440 --> 02:19:57.980
yeah

02:19:58.640 --> 02:20:01.200
you gotta take modern physics

02:20:01.200 --> 02:20:02.520
out of this equation

02:20:05.940 --> 02:20:07.020
Tom Wombadil

02:20:07.020 --> 02:20:08.340
Wombadil

02:20:10.920 --> 02:20:12.260
that's fucked up

02:20:12.980 --> 02:20:13.940
not right

02:20:15.280 --> 02:20:16.660
not right

02:20:17.580 --> 02:20:18.420
horrible

02:20:19.020 --> 02:20:21.080
Amazon now has the rights to the

02:20:21.080 --> 02:20:23.160
James Bond franchise moving forward

02:20:23.160 --> 02:20:23.980
wow

02:20:23.980 --> 02:20:27.040
when they put the blonde in there it was ruined anyways

02:20:27.040 --> 02:20:28.860
Daniel Craig

02:20:28.860 --> 02:20:30.060
yeah

02:20:30.800 --> 02:20:32.020
the action star

02:20:32.840 --> 02:20:34.920
James Bond instead of the slob

02:20:34.920 --> 02:20:36.120
the last

02:20:36.920 --> 02:20:38.660
the last James Bond was

02:20:38.660 --> 02:20:39.680
Pierce Brosnan

02:20:39.680 --> 02:20:40.640
yeah

02:20:40.640 --> 02:20:45.080
they had that horrible fucking Madonna

02:20:45.080 --> 02:20:45.800
song

02:20:46.880 --> 02:20:49.280
that was the one

02:20:49.280 --> 02:20:51.020
is that the one they did the fucking

02:20:51.020 --> 02:20:52.820
I guess I'll die

02:20:52.820 --> 02:20:54.320
another day

02:20:55.140 --> 02:20:55.740
yeah

02:20:58.240 --> 02:20:59.060
Halle Berry

02:20:59.060 --> 02:21:00.560
was the Bond girl in that one

02:21:00.560 --> 02:21:01.120
I think

02:21:02.040 --> 02:21:03.440
she was one of the girls

02:21:03.440 --> 02:21:04.300
yeah

02:21:08.220 --> 02:21:09.060
but yeah

02:21:09.060 --> 02:21:09.500
yeah

02:21:11.240 --> 02:21:13.280
James Bond isn't supposed to be

02:21:13.280 --> 02:21:14.960
like some giant muscle headed

02:21:14.960 --> 02:21:16.060
fuck you know

02:21:16.060 --> 02:21:18.200
yeah no he's supposed to win

02:21:18.200 --> 02:21:20.820
like you think you're winning and all

02:21:20.820 --> 02:21:22.840
sudden oh surprise no it was all

02:21:22.840 --> 02:21:24.900
part of his little setup thing with his

02:21:24.900 --> 02:21:27.160
trick and his toy and all this

02:21:27.160 --> 02:21:29.100
and yeah he doesn't muscle things

02:21:29.100 --> 02:21:30.740
like the muscle

02:21:30.740 --> 02:21:32.620
the action star Bond

02:21:32.620 --> 02:21:34.600
just I absolutely couldn't do it

02:21:34.600 --> 02:21:36.960
they were changing the face of masculinity

02:21:36.960 --> 02:21:39.420
so if you weren't super muscular

02:21:39.420 --> 02:21:40.620
then you weren't a man

02:21:40.620 --> 02:21:43.000
and at that time they were selling a lot of protein shakes

02:21:43.000 --> 02:21:44.360
and gym memberships and things

02:21:45.090 --> 02:21:46.740
so you want to look muscular

02:21:46.740 --> 02:21:48.480
and they can sell products

02:21:49.090 --> 02:21:50.800
and training and coaches

02:21:53.300 --> 02:21:55.480
yeah the Gal Gadot IDF

02:21:55.480 --> 02:21:57.220
super super J spy

02:21:57.220 --> 02:21:59.940
it would just totally be honeypot though

02:21:59.940 --> 02:22:01.560
I thought that was like

02:22:01.560 --> 02:22:03.340
wasn't that all of

02:22:04.260 --> 02:22:05.060
NCIS

02:22:05.060 --> 02:22:07.100
the TV show

02:22:09.020 --> 02:22:11.760
I'm almost positive like

02:22:13.260 --> 02:22:14.760
they had a whole

02:22:14.760 --> 02:22:17.180
they introduced a massage

02:22:17.180 --> 02:22:19.120
character on that show

02:22:19.120 --> 02:22:21.480
and then from then on it was all about

02:22:21.480 --> 02:22:23.540
like these joint

02:22:23.540 --> 02:22:25.080
US

02:22:25.080 --> 02:22:27.020
massage adventures

02:22:27.020 --> 02:22:28.380
that they would all

02:22:28.800 --> 02:22:29.940
go on and

02:22:29.940 --> 02:22:32.960
basically like the massage

02:22:32.960 --> 02:22:33.660
was

02:22:35.020 --> 02:22:36.940
intertwined with all of these

02:22:36.940 --> 02:22:38.620
different government

02:22:38.620 --> 02:22:40.780
US government agencies

02:22:40.780 --> 02:22:43.140
and shit like that and they really were trying

02:22:43.140 --> 02:22:45.000
to give you soft disclosure

02:22:45.000 --> 02:22:47.040
but they're painting it like oh

02:22:47.040 --> 02:22:48.860
this is a really cool

02:22:48.860 --> 02:22:49.660
collaboration

02:22:50.880 --> 02:22:51.240
yeah

02:22:51.240 --> 02:22:53.700
in fairness there was a subplot

02:22:53.700 --> 02:22:55.080
line where she finds out

02:22:55.080 --> 02:22:56.600
her father isn't a good guy

02:22:57.520 --> 02:22:58.040
okay

02:22:59.420 --> 02:22:59.940
okay

02:23:01.080 --> 02:23:02.160
things I do not

02:23:02.160 --> 02:23:03.800
okay no dude my

02:23:03.800 --> 02:23:04.720
my ex watch

02:23:07.500 --> 02:23:08.260
I've got

02:23:09.080 --> 02:23:11.140
like bits and pieces of

02:23:11.140 --> 02:23:12.900
you know a couple of dozen episodes

02:23:12.900 --> 02:23:15.000
over a period of years but they all

02:23:15.000 --> 02:23:16.600
kind of seem like the same episode

02:23:17.800 --> 02:23:18.320
yep

02:23:21.380 --> 02:23:22.840
but boy that Mark Harmon

02:23:22.840 --> 02:23:24.300
sure is clever and handsome

02:23:25.660 --> 02:23:27.160
so I'll be tuning in

02:23:27.160 --> 02:23:27.680
next week

02:23:28.220 --> 02:23:31.000
they do show his ring at the very end of the films

02:23:31.860 --> 02:23:32.300
really

02:23:33.960 --> 02:23:35.440
was it a deleted scene

02:23:35.440 --> 02:23:36.980
I'm gonna have to come up

02:23:36.980 --> 02:23:39.700
we're gonna have to come up with a reason for me to watch Lord of the Rings

02:23:39.700 --> 02:23:41.160
oh no extended cuts

02:23:41.160 --> 02:23:43.280
oh no I hate it when that happens

02:23:43.840 --> 02:23:45.100
boy I guess I'm just

02:23:45.100 --> 02:23:46.860
gonna have to wait till it's shitty weather

02:23:46.860 --> 02:23:49.100
and hit the dabs extra hard gosh

02:23:49.100 --> 02:23:49.980
darn it

02:23:49.980 --> 02:23:52.440
yeah it's gonna be horrible

02:23:53.060 --> 02:23:53.540
you know

02:23:53.540 --> 02:23:55.640
but now I'm gonna have to do this

02:23:55.640 --> 02:23:57.620
might even have to make some popcorn

02:23:57.620 --> 02:23:59.100
and getting the comfy sweats

02:24:00.360 --> 02:24:02.020
and you gotta admit Steve

02:24:02.020 --> 02:24:03.160
that the scene with the

02:24:03.160 --> 02:24:06.160
when the five armies are coming together

02:24:06.160 --> 02:24:08.140
and the dwarves all fucking locked down

02:24:08.140 --> 02:24:10.640
on their fucking shields and all of a sudden the elves come up

02:24:10.640 --> 02:24:12.060
and sprout up my arms

02:24:12.060 --> 02:24:13.620
and just stab it

02:24:13.620 --> 02:24:14.600
that was badass

02:24:14.600 --> 02:24:15.860
oh dude

02:24:16.560 --> 02:24:18.460
I'm not going to

02:24:18.460 --> 02:24:20.200
sit here and lie to you

02:24:20.200 --> 02:24:22.920
and Jesus and everybody else trying to say that

02:24:22.920 --> 02:24:23.360
you know

02:24:23.360 --> 02:24:25.900
Peter Jackson can't make a fucking

02:24:26.780 --> 02:24:27.820
cinematic masterpiece

02:24:29.120 --> 02:24:30.620
I just I took

02:24:30.620 --> 02:24:32.740
issue with the Tom Bombadil thing that's all

02:24:32.740 --> 02:24:33.960
I agree

02:24:34.600 --> 02:24:36.780
although the comment was made in the chat

02:24:36.780 --> 02:24:38.760
that it maybe it's better that he was left out

02:24:38.760 --> 02:24:40.440
because they would have fucked it up so bad

02:24:41.340 --> 02:24:42.720
I had 25 years

02:24:42.720 --> 02:24:44.680
ago maybe not man maybe not

02:24:45.200 --> 02:24:45.980
that's true

02:24:46.560 --> 02:24:48.620
it wasn't it wasn't they didn't have to

02:24:48.620 --> 02:24:50.240
gayify and they didn't turn

02:24:50.240 --> 02:24:52.080
Aragorn into a total pussy

02:24:52.080 --> 02:24:55.340
they didn't turn fucking warm here into a total pussy

02:24:55.900 --> 02:24:56.420
true

02:24:56.420 --> 02:24:58.840
they were they were some gritty movies

02:24:58.840 --> 02:25:00.800
that they were them so good

02:25:00.800 --> 02:25:02.700
I really hated that

02:25:02.700 --> 02:25:05.060
they were so long though when I was young because I could not

02:25:05.060 --> 02:25:07.320
when I was young I barely sat down

02:25:07.320 --> 02:25:09.280
and then to sit in a movie theater

02:25:09.280 --> 02:25:10.740
for like three and a half hours

02:25:10.740 --> 02:25:12.800
you're like fuck me

02:25:13.700 --> 02:25:14.780
you're in pain

02:25:14.780 --> 02:25:16.920
by the end of that well they did

02:25:16.920 --> 02:25:17.980
I saw

02:25:19.180 --> 02:25:20.880
one of them in the theater

02:25:20.880 --> 02:25:22.600
because it was when I was doing renaissance

02:25:22.600 --> 02:25:24.700
festivals and we all went and we all took

02:25:24.700 --> 02:25:26.640
fucking a ton of

02:25:26.640 --> 02:25:27.080
edibles

02:25:28.260 --> 02:25:30.320
and there was an intermission

02:25:30.320 --> 02:25:31.420
like halfway through

02:25:33.740 --> 02:25:34.760
I remember they

02:25:34.760 --> 02:25:36.640
let people up go wander around

02:25:36.640 --> 02:25:37.600
for like 10 minutes

02:25:39.240 --> 02:25:40.500
shortly after that

02:25:40.500 --> 02:25:42.180
it was maybe like a year after

02:25:42.700 --> 02:25:43.140
the

02:25:43.840 --> 02:25:45.360
second or third one came out

02:25:45.360 --> 02:25:47.620
we found a good drive-thru north of

02:25:47.620 --> 02:25:49.460
Minneapolis there used to be a drive-thru

02:25:49.460 --> 02:25:51.540
and then that was awesome it didn't matter

02:25:51.540 --> 02:25:53.060
how long the movie was we had that

02:25:53.460 --> 02:25:56.080
we had an Eddie Bauer Explorer with a sunroof

02:25:56.080 --> 02:25:57.880
and like a Bose stereo system

02:25:57.880 --> 02:25:59.840
and the sound

02:25:59.840 --> 02:26:01.520
came through the stereo system

02:26:01.520 --> 02:26:03.780
you just had to turn it to the right station or whatever

02:26:03.780 --> 02:26:04.920
oh fuck

02:26:04.920 --> 02:26:06.860
we'd just sit on top of the sun

02:26:06.860 --> 02:26:08.280
sit on top of the sunroof

02:26:08.280 --> 02:26:09.960
with our legs dangling into the truck

02:26:09.960 --> 02:26:10.980
and just

02:26:11.640 --> 02:26:12.880
have a good old time

02:26:15.100 --> 02:26:16.340
I love sunroof

02:26:16.340 --> 02:26:17.160
in trucks

02:26:17.740 --> 02:26:19.300
I used to have an F-150

02:26:19.960 --> 02:26:20.720
I had the

02:26:20.720 --> 02:26:23.420
I put the biggest escape hatch

02:26:23.420 --> 02:26:26.240
it was a sunroof that would go up and down

02:26:26.240 --> 02:26:28.460
but you could also pop it all the way out

02:26:29.420 --> 02:26:29.860
like

02:26:29.860 --> 02:26:31.740
in the case of a water landing

02:26:32.180 --> 02:26:33.360
it was so cool though

02:26:33.360 --> 02:26:35.520
like any papers you had were like

02:26:35.520 --> 02:26:37.360
caught in the vortex and they'd go out the window

02:26:37.920 --> 02:26:38.840
in the truck

02:26:38.840 --> 02:26:41.060
I had like the back window open it was like

02:26:41.060 --> 02:26:42.680
it was like a jeep with

02:26:42.680 --> 02:26:44.960
I mean there was like so much sunroof hole

02:26:44.960 --> 02:26:47.340
that I felt like I was riding around in

02:26:47.340 --> 02:26:48.500
in a jeep with

02:26:49.160 --> 02:26:50.040
top off

02:26:50.040 --> 02:26:53.580
puppy jack that is Gal Gadot that's who we were talking about

02:26:55.020 --> 02:26:55.460
yeah

02:26:56.060 --> 02:26:57.200
yeah it's Gal Gadot

02:26:57.740 --> 02:26:59.260
super super small

02:26:59.260 --> 02:27:01.340
and she's

02:27:01.340 --> 02:27:02.880
fucking hot that makes that

02:27:02.880 --> 02:27:04.020
that makes that painful

02:27:05.080 --> 02:27:06.680
it's hard when you're that hot

02:27:08.540 --> 02:27:10.080
Ben likes them

02:27:10.080 --> 02:27:11.080
somatic

02:27:11.080 --> 02:27:12.060
kitties

02:27:13.040 --> 02:27:14.840
not normally no but

02:27:14.840 --> 02:27:16.040
that chick is definitely

02:27:16.960 --> 02:27:17.720
smoking

02:27:20.900 --> 02:27:22.380
that can't be

02:27:22.380 --> 02:27:25.480
that can't be all fucking

02:27:25.480 --> 02:27:26.080
my blood

02:27:26.080 --> 02:27:27.400
yeah

02:27:33.080 --> 02:27:35.300
well Gadot sounds

02:27:35.300 --> 02:27:37.340
pretty french to me

02:27:39.020 --> 02:27:40.460
I don't know

02:27:40.460 --> 02:27:41.940
it does

02:27:41.940 --> 02:27:43.320
does sound french

02:27:44.080 --> 02:27:45.060
good dad

02:27:45.920 --> 02:27:47.460
right get it

02:27:47.980 --> 02:27:50.140
man I'm not even saying

02:27:50.140 --> 02:27:52.280
like I grant her

02:27:52.280 --> 02:27:54.280
any mercy and like just like with politicians

02:27:54.280 --> 02:27:56.560
the hotter they are the more dangerous they are

02:27:57.380 --> 02:27:58.560
well let's call her

02:27:58.560 --> 02:27:59.080
gal

02:27:59.080 --> 02:28:01.940
yeah gal that's a great name for her

02:28:01.940 --> 02:28:02.920
we'll call her gal

02:28:04.340 --> 02:28:06.120
what's her name right now that

02:28:06.120 --> 02:28:06.500
fucking

02:28:08.900 --> 02:28:10.360
what's her name barbie

02:28:10.360 --> 02:28:12.220
fucking border patrol barbie

02:28:12.220 --> 02:28:14.380
oh former governor

02:28:14.380 --> 02:28:15.280
christy gnome

02:28:15.280 --> 02:28:18.300
christy gnome a very

02:28:18.300 --> 02:28:20.260
attractive woman gets away

02:28:20.260 --> 02:28:22.480
with shit that other people wouldn't

02:28:22.480 --> 02:28:24.100
the fucking republicans are like

02:28:24.100 --> 02:28:25.940
yeah look how hot she is

02:28:25.940 --> 02:28:27.760
she ain't got purple hair that's a woman

02:28:27.760 --> 02:28:30.620
we don't care what she do look she taking charge

02:28:30.620 --> 02:28:31.800
that's a

02:28:31.800 --> 02:28:32.640
no yeah

02:28:34.120 --> 02:28:35.900
republicans actually got smart

02:28:35.900 --> 02:28:38.200
on that and they're like fuck yeah we'll have

02:28:38.200 --> 02:28:39.960
strippers be congresswomen

02:28:40.480 --> 02:28:41.640
fuck yeah we will

02:28:42.260 --> 02:28:43.660
dude in south dakota

02:28:44.200 --> 02:28:45.600
she fucking she

02:28:46.220 --> 02:28:48.260
vetoed numerous people's vote

02:28:48.260 --> 02:28:50.480
not not something that the congress

02:28:50.480 --> 02:28:51.220
first put up the bill

02:28:51.220 --> 02:28:53.400
the people put up

02:28:53.400 --> 02:28:54.900
the people put up the bill

02:28:54.900 --> 02:28:57.740
voted on it passed it overwhelmingly

02:28:57.740 --> 02:29:00.000
and she still fucking vetoed it

02:29:01.560 --> 02:29:02.260
and

02:29:02.260 --> 02:29:03.240
him passed

02:29:05.300 --> 02:29:06.000
him

02:29:06.000 --> 02:29:07.740
passed by like

02:29:07.740 --> 02:29:10.400
80 percent and she vetoed it

02:29:10.400 --> 02:29:11.280
hmm

02:29:13.220 --> 02:29:14.300
well she's no

02:29:14.300 --> 02:29:15.920
Nancy Pelosi or uh

02:29:15.920 --> 02:29:16.760
Strom Thurmond

02:29:17.920 --> 02:29:18.640
hmm

02:29:19.600 --> 02:29:20.320
hmm

02:29:20.320 --> 02:29:21.280
that's true

02:29:24.700 --> 02:29:26.040
they're attractive

02:29:26.640 --> 02:29:29.060
because she's more dangerous or like

02:29:29.060 --> 02:29:30.780
like a Gavin Newsom

02:29:30.780 --> 02:29:32.480
oh everybody all

02:29:32.480 --> 02:29:34.620
all kinds of women oh he's so handsome

02:29:34.620 --> 02:29:36.840
and that dudes that dudes

02:29:36.840 --> 02:29:37.700
a fucking nightmare

02:29:38.660 --> 02:29:40.040
you know bill clinton

02:29:40.760 --> 02:29:42.420
they you know the

02:29:42.420 --> 02:29:44.680
the quality of our presidents

02:29:44.680 --> 02:29:46.870
changed this you know distinctly

02:29:47.560 --> 02:29:48.620
when we started

02:29:48.620 --> 02:29:50.100
putting the presidents on tv

02:29:50.680 --> 02:29:52.860
and you weren't listening to him on the radio

02:29:52.860 --> 02:29:54.940
I will tell you this man the quality

02:29:54.940 --> 02:29:56.940
of the representatives

02:29:56.940 --> 02:29:59.080
on the democrat side

02:29:59.080 --> 02:30:01.480
uh getting kind of lack

02:30:01.480 --> 02:30:02.980
luster as

02:30:02.980 --> 02:30:04.840
opposed to the

02:30:04.840 --> 02:30:06.320
only fans whores

02:30:06.320 --> 02:30:08.480
that the republicans seem to be

02:30:08.480 --> 02:30:11.000
championing um in fact

02:30:11.000 --> 02:30:12.980
let's go to a live look of Ilhan

02:30:12.980 --> 02:30:14.180
Omar on

02:30:14.820 --> 02:30:17.200
the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives

02:30:17.200 --> 02:30:18.220
are you threatening me

02:30:18.700 --> 02:30:20.820
you do not want to face the wrath of my

02:30:20.820 --> 02:30:21.680
bumhole

02:30:22.760 --> 02:30:25.080
yeah that's not going to win anybody

02:30:25.080 --> 02:30:25.440
over

02:30:26.260 --> 02:30:27.460
that looks

02:30:28.700 --> 02:30:30.040
it's just not

02:30:31.060 --> 02:30:32.740
uncircumcised whatever that was

02:30:32.740 --> 02:30:34.920
and no christy gnomes not

02:30:34.920 --> 02:30:36.520
as attractive now as she was

02:30:36.520 --> 02:30:38.820
she was a politician

02:30:38.820 --> 02:30:39.760
where I'm from

02:30:39.760 --> 02:30:41.780
Ilhan out there looking like the fucking

02:30:41.780 --> 02:30:42.900
sand worm man

02:30:44.620 --> 02:30:45.560
magic was

02:30:46.080 --> 02:30:47.400
didn't take the skin off

02:30:47.400 --> 02:30:48.820
they added more skin to it

02:30:48.820 --> 02:30:51.460
right that's the more skin not the more skin

02:30:51.460 --> 02:30:52.820
oh she's the doctor

02:30:53.620 --> 02:30:55.060
she went and met a moll

02:30:55.060 --> 02:30:57.520
and was like hey dude can I take a little piece off you

02:30:57.520 --> 02:30:59.060
add it onto the

02:30:59.060 --> 02:31:00.300
his job here

02:31:04.040 --> 02:31:05.740
and I can't blame

02:31:06.420 --> 02:31:07.440
I can't blame

02:31:07.440 --> 02:31:09.160
the small hat women that go after

02:31:09.160 --> 02:31:10.840
the white dudes

02:31:11.400 --> 02:31:12.120
you know

02:31:12.120 --> 02:31:15.040
you gotta get some good genetics in there somehow

02:31:15.040 --> 02:31:17.100
can't blame the latinas either

02:31:17.100 --> 02:31:18.240
that's right

02:31:18.240 --> 02:31:23.340
well you know it's pretty well known

02:31:23.340 --> 02:31:24.760
even during the viking era

02:31:25.500 --> 02:31:27.700
where there are problems

02:31:27.700 --> 02:31:29.360
they're like these white dudes

02:31:29.360 --> 02:31:31.400
take showers and comb their hair

02:31:31.400 --> 02:31:33.420
and you can't keep the women off them

02:31:33.420 --> 02:31:34.180
it's a problem

02:31:35.400 --> 02:31:35.880
yeah

02:31:40.100 --> 02:31:41.980
so you're going to sell a max body spray

02:31:41.980 --> 02:31:43.540
that's the solution

02:31:44.020 --> 02:31:45.380
mm-hmm yeah

02:31:46.600 --> 02:31:48.900
yeah because I want to smell like teenage angst

02:31:52.020 --> 02:31:54.420
dude I don't even know how my kids got

02:31:54.420 --> 02:31:56.960
that I think there's like an axe fairy

02:31:56.960 --> 02:31:58.700
like I buy the stuff

02:31:58.700 --> 02:32:00.200
at my house and my boys would

02:32:00.200 --> 02:32:01.900
still end up with axe and they would come

02:32:01.900 --> 02:32:03.800
and out smelling like half a gallon of it

02:32:03.800 --> 02:32:05.780
you're like oh the fuck did you even get

02:32:05.780 --> 02:32:06.100
that

02:32:08.040 --> 02:32:09.840
yeah no Conor

02:32:09.840 --> 02:32:11.940
went to school one day and it showed up in his

02:32:11.940 --> 02:32:12.240
backpack

02:32:14.040 --> 02:32:14.960
it's wild

02:32:17.980 --> 02:32:19.800
yeah I'm glad he got out

02:32:19.800 --> 02:32:21.940
of that phase like several years ago

02:32:22.480 --> 02:32:23.740
but he still

02:32:23.740 --> 02:32:25.620
buys really shitty cologne

02:32:25.620 --> 02:32:26.360
and

02:32:27.440 --> 02:32:28.900
wears a lot of it

02:32:28.900 --> 02:32:29.800
because he's

02:32:30.700 --> 02:32:32.640
20 in a week and a half and

02:32:32.640 --> 02:32:33.400
dumb

02:32:33.400 --> 02:32:38.040
I feel like that hard sweat needs

02:32:38.720 --> 02:32:39.320
right

02:32:40.080 --> 02:32:41.580
I hear you Fras

02:32:42.440 --> 02:32:44.960
it's not the hard sweat that's the concern

02:32:44.960 --> 02:32:47.200
it's the taco bell and fast food

02:32:47.200 --> 02:32:48.900
and the foods that are

02:32:48.900 --> 02:32:50.680
emerging outward that

02:32:50.680 --> 02:32:53.600
create an aromatic palate that is just not as

02:32:53.600 --> 02:32:53.940
pleasing

02:32:55.120 --> 02:32:57.000
it smells like a taco

02:32:59.280 --> 02:33:01.420
I still ate taco bell at least

02:33:01.420 --> 02:33:02.220
when I was 21

02:33:02.220 --> 02:33:03.040
because I

02:33:04.690 --> 02:33:07.100
I don't think I ate it after I was 21

02:33:07.100 --> 02:33:08.880
because once you're

02:33:08.880 --> 02:33:10.980
not drunk taco bell loses a lot

02:33:10.980 --> 02:33:11.640
of its appeal

02:33:15.240 --> 02:33:16.620
it's like the first

02:33:16.620 --> 02:33:17.580
chart

02:33:17.580 --> 02:33:19.540
gives taco bell

02:33:20.600 --> 02:33:22.960
the first chart is

02:33:22.960 --> 02:33:23.920
the deepest

02:33:24.870 --> 02:33:25.580
oh fuck

02:33:26.420 --> 02:33:27.540
dude especially

02:33:27.540 --> 02:33:29.040
especially back in the day

02:33:29.400 --> 02:33:30.600
my favorite thing was

02:33:30.600 --> 02:33:32.620
they didn't have this everywhere

02:33:33.420 --> 02:33:35.180
except for gyms from the Midwest

02:33:35.180 --> 02:33:36.860
you guys remember the chalitos right

02:33:36.860 --> 02:33:39.040
oh fuck

02:33:39.040 --> 02:33:41.340
the chalito would look like somebody

02:33:41.340 --> 02:33:42.980
shit in that thing in the first place

02:33:42.980 --> 02:33:44.680
how do you expect it's gonna come out

02:33:46.440 --> 02:33:47.560
pre digested

02:33:48.420 --> 02:33:48.980
digested

02:33:48.980 --> 02:33:50.220
mid digested

02:33:50.220 --> 02:33:53.060
shove a whole chalito in your mouth all at once

02:33:53.060 --> 02:33:55.220
they were eliminating guesswork

02:33:55.220 --> 02:33:56.480
Ben it was a favor

02:33:57.480 --> 02:33:58.840
teeth are a privilege

02:33:58.840 --> 02:33:59.920
for some people

02:34:02.000 --> 02:34:02.920
and then

02:34:02.920 --> 02:34:05.060
for like a year and a half there was a chick that

02:34:05.060 --> 02:34:07.020
thought I was acute at the taco bell

02:34:07.020 --> 02:34:09.080
and anytime I went to that taco bell and she was

02:34:09.080 --> 02:34:10.880
working I'd order a fucking

02:34:10.880 --> 02:34:12.940
value menu and she'd hand me just like

02:34:12.940 --> 02:34:14.960
a full jack sack full of food

02:34:18.200 --> 02:34:19.000
demolition man

02:34:19.680 --> 02:34:21.500
jack sack full of food

02:34:22.760 --> 02:34:23.280
chalitos

02:34:24.780 --> 02:34:26.140
did she get sour cream

02:34:26.140 --> 02:34:26.680
as well

02:34:27.440 --> 02:34:28.940
not on the chalito no

02:34:31.520 --> 02:34:32.680
I do want tacos

02:34:32.680 --> 02:34:34.360
but not on the chalito

02:34:34.360 --> 02:34:35.740
not on your chalitos

02:34:36.300 --> 02:34:36.820
yeah

02:34:38.040 --> 02:34:40.380
never put sour cream on my chalito

02:34:40.380 --> 02:34:41.700
so what's the upgrade

02:34:41.700 --> 02:34:43.380
going to a place that serves avocado

02:34:45.300 --> 02:34:46.340
taco John's

02:34:46.340 --> 02:34:47.340
at least an upgrade

02:34:47.340 --> 02:34:49.020
you know potato lays

02:34:51.540 --> 02:34:52.260
I don't think

02:34:52.260 --> 02:34:53.240
you want the sour cream

02:34:53.240 --> 02:34:53.980
they're giving out

02:34:57.720 --> 02:34:58.600
taco John

02:34:58.600 --> 02:35:00.820
only fast food I've

02:35:00.820 --> 02:35:02.240
eaten in like 10 years probably

02:35:03.920 --> 02:35:05.700
and only the potato lays

02:35:06.480 --> 02:35:07.360
because Christy

02:35:07.360 --> 02:35:09.320
Christy had heard me talk about taco bell

02:35:09.320 --> 02:35:10.000
so

02:35:11.120 --> 02:35:12.940
our taco John so much and

02:35:12.940 --> 02:35:14.940
around here they don't have that kind of thing

02:35:14.940 --> 02:35:16.800
so I took her to taco John's

02:35:16.800 --> 02:35:17.120
and I was like

02:35:17.120 --> 02:35:20.040
because she makes some food that smells like

02:35:20.040 --> 02:35:22.240
potato lays and it kills me

02:35:22.240 --> 02:35:22.920
and I'm like

02:35:22.920 --> 02:35:27.260
no I want potato lays

02:35:27.260 --> 02:35:28.440
and fucking

02:35:29.680 --> 02:35:30.400
she's like

02:35:30.400 --> 02:35:32.300
so she'd heard about it so she took

02:35:32.300 --> 02:35:34.360
I took her there and she's like wow

02:35:34.360 --> 02:35:35.820
these are good

02:35:37.000 --> 02:35:37.520
wow

02:35:37.520 --> 02:35:39.500
they're engineered to be that way

02:35:44.240 --> 02:35:44.800
yeah

02:35:44.800 --> 02:35:47.560
yeah they might be made out

02:35:47.560 --> 02:35:49.620
they're so delicious they might be made

02:35:49.620 --> 02:35:50.200
out of like

02:35:50.940 --> 02:35:52.520
children's happiness or something

02:35:52.520 --> 02:35:53.740
that has been stolen

02:35:54.780 --> 02:35:55.720
could be

02:35:56.340 --> 02:35:58.740
we did talk about the blood moon eclipse

02:35:58.740 --> 02:36:00.540
that happened a few hours ago

02:36:02.260 --> 02:36:02.820
earlier

02:36:03.500 --> 02:36:04.520
oh man yeah

02:36:04.520 --> 02:36:06.860
I thought it was tonight

02:36:06.860 --> 02:36:09.520
it was early this morning

02:36:09.520 --> 02:36:11.180
because it was early this morning

02:36:11.180 --> 02:36:13.300
a blood moon and a plant

02:36:13.300 --> 02:36:14.760
is the mandatory alignment

02:36:15.740 --> 02:36:17.280
it's very very cloudy

02:36:20.040 --> 02:36:21.020
foggy morning

02:36:22.060 --> 02:36:24.120
and we got our new board of peace

02:36:24.120 --> 02:36:26.160
we got our new board of peace

02:36:26.160 --> 02:36:28.580
that went to war on their first fucking

02:36:28.580 --> 02:36:29.560
week of work

02:36:31.000 --> 02:36:31.560
Purim

02:36:32.600 --> 02:36:33.880
damn near killed him

02:36:34.840 --> 02:36:35.120
yeah

02:36:35.120 --> 02:36:35.520
yeah

02:36:38.040 --> 02:36:38.560
so

02:36:39.120 --> 02:36:39.980
they killed the

02:36:39.980 --> 02:36:41.480
the pope of the

02:36:42.240 --> 02:36:43.020
his mom

02:36:43.020 --> 02:36:44.340
was that what happened

02:36:45.240 --> 02:36:46.680
their head honcho guy

02:36:48.700 --> 02:36:50.160
I've never had Del Taco

02:36:50.160 --> 02:36:51.540
we didn't have that where I'm from

02:36:52.380 --> 02:36:53.420
Jack in the box

02:36:54.180 --> 02:36:56.080
we didn't have Jack in the box either

02:36:56.080 --> 02:36:58.880
and then I had a friend that was all about it

02:36:58.880 --> 02:37:00.420
he even had the little antenna

02:37:01.160 --> 02:37:02.300
dude on there

02:37:02.300 --> 02:37:03.580
from Jack in the box

02:37:03.580 --> 02:37:04.640
it's no matter whatever

02:37:04.640 --> 02:37:06.600
you mean the Jack in the box

02:37:06.600 --> 02:37:07.020
is that

02:37:09.440 --> 02:37:09.880
whatever

02:37:11.780 --> 02:37:13.980
when he took me I don't hardly remember

02:37:13.980 --> 02:37:15.940
because he took me once there and I was like

02:37:15.940 --> 02:37:18.440
this is and this was before I was a vegetarian

02:37:18.980 --> 02:37:20.480
it was even before I was a vegetarian

02:37:20.480 --> 02:37:22.020
I was like this is horrible

02:37:22.020 --> 02:37:24.540
it's like one step above white castle

02:37:24.540 --> 02:37:26.480
but it is a Jack in the box

02:37:26.960 --> 02:37:28.200
for sure not a snowman

02:37:28.200 --> 02:37:29.260
it's whatever

02:37:30.540 --> 02:37:32.120
he had a little antenna thing

02:37:32.120 --> 02:37:33.700
I don't remember it I was stone all the time

02:37:33.700 --> 02:37:34.660
when I hang out with him

02:37:37.620 --> 02:37:39.460
there was a time when I would actually get

02:37:40.180 --> 02:37:40.920
blazing stone

02:37:44.620 --> 02:37:45.980
there was a time

02:37:45.980 --> 02:37:47.620
there was a time

02:37:49.900 --> 02:37:50.980
not this time

02:37:52.100 --> 02:37:54.420
one time during a blood moon eclipse

02:37:55.160 --> 02:37:56.540
no now I feel like

02:37:56.540 --> 02:37:58.580
if you've ever had children

02:37:58.580 --> 02:38:00.520
or gotten that far with it

02:38:00.520 --> 02:38:02.740
when they take Paul's son

02:38:02.740 --> 02:38:04.460
Lado and they steal

02:38:04.460 --> 02:38:05.400
they steal him

02:38:05.400 --> 02:38:08.340
and then they try to flood him with spice

02:38:08.340 --> 02:38:10.180
until he can't take it

02:38:10.180 --> 02:38:11.100
until he goes nuts

02:38:11.100 --> 02:38:13.480
and then eventually he just sits up

02:38:14.060 --> 02:38:16.020
and they're staring at him

02:38:16.020 --> 02:38:17.980
and he just sits up and he greets over

02:38:17.980 --> 02:38:19.420
and grabs a cup of pure spice

02:38:19.420 --> 02:38:19.700
like

02:38:23.180 --> 02:38:24.560
it doesn't affect

02:38:24.560 --> 02:38:25.320
me anymore

02:38:27.320 --> 02:38:28.040
it's like

02:38:28.040 --> 02:38:28.560
smoking

02:38:29.340 --> 02:38:30.840
DMT during an interview

02:38:33.760 --> 02:38:34.580
greening out

02:38:35.160 --> 02:38:37.480
accidentally smoking

02:38:37.480 --> 02:38:39.480
DMT not realizing it

02:38:39.480 --> 02:38:40.880
until you've already inhaled it

02:38:40.880 --> 02:38:41.600
like

02:38:42.260 --> 02:38:45.180
and for anybody that hasn't done DMT

02:38:45.180 --> 02:38:47.620
that you don't get any lag time

02:38:47.620 --> 02:38:49.100
there's not like

02:38:49.100 --> 02:38:51.420
it's not like you've got time to

02:38:51.420 --> 02:38:52.320
repair like oh

02:38:52.320 --> 02:38:54.140
you know I got 20 minutes

02:38:54.140 --> 02:38:56.100
and I'll just quick finish this interview

02:38:56.100 --> 02:38:58.160
no as soon as you

02:38:58.160 --> 02:38:58.760
exhale

02:38:59.400 --> 02:39:01.580
you are gonzo

02:39:02.100 --> 02:39:03.220
it's full on

02:39:03.220 --> 02:39:04.720
you are flying

02:39:06.180 --> 02:39:07.880
there's no lag time

02:39:07.880 --> 02:39:09.020
Hunter S. Thompson

02:39:09.020 --> 02:39:11.540
so basically he realized

02:39:11.540 --> 02:39:13.960
mistake as soon as the taste hit his flavor

02:39:13.960 --> 02:39:15.520
pallet and then

02:39:16.220 --> 02:39:17.240
it was too late

02:39:22.440 --> 02:39:24.040
we don't eat at restaurants

02:39:24.040 --> 02:39:25.300
at all at this point

02:39:25.300 --> 02:39:28.160
we only ate at Taco Bell

02:39:28.160 --> 02:39:29.920
Johns because we were in South Dakota

02:39:29.920 --> 02:39:31.680
and visiting my family

02:39:33.300 --> 02:39:34.300
we home cook

02:39:34.300 --> 02:39:34.780
everything

02:39:35.460 --> 02:39:37.640
and it's not even processed food

02:39:37.640 --> 02:39:40.260
like my wife cuts up all the vegetables

02:39:40.260 --> 02:39:41.640
and makes everything

02:39:41.640 --> 02:39:43.440
and all the rues and all that kind of thing

02:39:43.440 --> 02:39:44.300
it's all homemade

02:39:47.740 --> 02:39:49.780
got a recipe for a homemade chelito

02:39:52.360 --> 02:39:54.320
there's a couple of restaurants around here

02:39:54.320 --> 02:39:55.620
that are decent but

02:39:55.620 --> 02:39:58.440
you know it's

02:39:58.440 --> 02:39:59.120
it's rare

02:40:00.980 --> 02:40:02.280
when we were down there

02:40:02.280 --> 02:40:03.840
we just went to that whole foods and got

02:40:03.840 --> 02:40:05.780
some food from Whole Foods and then

02:40:05.780 --> 02:40:07.800
put it together some cold food stuff

02:40:08.320 --> 02:40:08.800
yeah

02:40:08.800 --> 02:40:11.340
there used to be this bakery chain

02:40:11.340 --> 02:40:12.720
called Boulangerie

02:40:16.200 --> 02:40:16.740
Boulangerie

02:40:16.740 --> 02:40:18.760
that is the gayest name

02:40:18.760 --> 02:40:19.520
it's French

02:40:20.620 --> 02:40:21.740
I mean I knew that

02:40:21.740 --> 02:40:22.660
by how gay it was

02:40:23.160 --> 02:40:23.640
yeah

02:40:25.480 --> 02:40:26.260
oh man

02:40:26.820 --> 02:40:28.540
is that a carpeted grocery store

02:40:28.540 --> 02:40:30.760
it was not a grocery store

02:40:30.760 --> 02:40:31.280
it was a baker

02:40:33.340 --> 02:40:35.260
the last place I ate that

02:40:35.260 --> 02:40:37.380
I was shockingly amazed by

02:40:37.380 --> 02:40:39.000
was actually a bakery

02:40:39.520 --> 02:40:40.320
coffee shop

02:40:40.320 --> 02:40:41.860
in Las Vegas

02:40:42.440 --> 02:40:44.520
we didn't realize it until we were there

02:40:44.520 --> 02:40:46.960
and then we were just too fucking lazy to go anywhere else

02:40:46.960 --> 02:40:48.020
to be honest with you

02:40:48.020 --> 02:40:49.080
but that place

02:40:49.080 --> 02:40:51.960
oh yeah my truck got stolen so we had limited

02:40:52.680 --> 02:40:53.940
travel abilities

02:40:53.940 --> 02:40:56.540
and this place was horribly expensive

02:40:56.540 --> 02:40:58.940
but fuck was their food good

02:40:58.940 --> 02:41:00.660
just wow

02:41:00.660 --> 02:41:03.220
and then there's a place in Laramie, Wyoming

02:41:03.220 --> 02:41:04.100
I know

02:41:05.140 --> 02:41:05.820
Gemsworthy

02:41:05.820 --> 02:41:08.920
goes past there

02:41:08.920 --> 02:41:09.460
regularly

02:41:09.460 --> 02:41:12.080
there's Sweet Melissa's

02:41:12.080 --> 02:41:13.960
she makes everything by hand

02:41:13.960 --> 02:41:15.280
and from scratch there

02:41:15.910 --> 02:41:17.180
and wow

02:41:17.180 --> 02:41:19.860
everything we've had has been five star

02:41:19.860 --> 02:41:21.760
just crazy good from there

02:41:21.760 --> 02:41:22.560
everything

02:41:22.560 --> 02:41:25.620
sounds good I remember driving through there

02:41:25.620 --> 02:41:27.600
but there was no time to stop

02:41:27.600 --> 02:41:29.520
it was like late at night

02:41:29.520 --> 02:41:30.460
there was the

02:41:30.460 --> 02:41:33.420
the craziest windstorm blowing through

02:41:33.930 --> 02:41:35.020
like 100 miles

02:41:35.740 --> 02:41:38.000
you already said you're driving through Wyoming

02:41:38.000 --> 02:41:39.040
I already knew that

02:41:39.910 --> 02:41:42.040
yeah and like they have a sign that says

02:41:42.040 --> 02:41:43.480
don't pull a trailer

02:41:43.480 --> 02:41:45.160
a light trailer and drive

02:41:45.160 --> 02:41:46.580
a box van

02:41:46.580 --> 02:41:48.760
with very little weight in it

02:41:48.760 --> 02:41:50.860
and I was doing all those things

02:41:50.860 --> 02:41:52.080
pulling Rachel's car

02:41:52.080 --> 02:41:54.280
that was huge

02:41:56.680 --> 02:41:58.260
we've seen people like you

02:41:58.260 --> 02:41:59.680
blowing out into fields

02:41:59.680 --> 02:42:02.080
like it's never been to Wyoming

02:42:02.080 --> 02:42:02.480
terrifying

02:42:02.480 --> 02:42:05.360
there is over 100 mile of wind

02:42:05.360 --> 02:42:07.840
hour wind and there is nothing to stop it

02:42:07.840 --> 02:42:09.680
like the Wyoming is the plains

02:42:09.680 --> 02:42:12.000
and actually the spots where it does get

02:42:12.000 --> 02:42:13.460
stopped are actually worse

02:42:13.460 --> 02:42:15.360
because then the wind builds up

02:42:15.360 --> 02:42:17.620
and goes around it and so once you

02:42:17.620 --> 02:42:19.200
get past that's where

02:42:19.200 --> 02:42:21.680
you get fucked is you get past one of those

02:42:21.680 --> 02:42:22.860
like a little hill or something

02:42:22.860 --> 02:42:24.580
and all of a sudden the wind just

02:42:24.580 --> 02:42:26.720
and you'll be driving behind somebody

02:42:26.720 --> 02:42:28.680
and all of a sudden you'll see him just whoosh

02:42:29.780 --> 02:42:30.540
oh yeah

02:42:31.700 --> 02:42:33.360
this is how Christy and I

02:42:33.360 --> 02:42:35.140
found Sweet Melissa's because we were stuck

02:42:35.140 --> 02:42:36.500
in Laramie for like two days

02:42:39.380 --> 02:42:40.660
sounds like a great place

02:42:40.660 --> 02:42:41.620
it was

02:42:41.620 --> 02:42:43.140
they have a great metery too

02:42:43.140 --> 02:42:45.060
yeah there's a metery there also

02:42:45.060 --> 02:42:46.760
and a nice little head shop

02:42:46.760 --> 02:42:48.140
because Christy broke the daver

02:42:49.760 --> 02:42:50.660
that's how we found

02:42:50.660 --> 02:42:52.840
any of these things Christy broke the daver

02:42:52.840 --> 02:42:54.220
we're stuck in a hotel

02:42:54.220 --> 02:42:56.200
in the middle of some shit whole town in Wyoming

02:42:56.960 --> 02:42:58.700
and we found a head shop

02:42:58.700 --> 02:43:00.680
and we go there and they asked if we

02:43:00.680 --> 02:43:02.240
and they looked at me

02:43:03.260 --> 02:43:04.620
and I know this is

02:43:04.620 --> 02:43:06.280
surprising for everybody but

02:43:06.280 --> 02:43:08.620
when people look at me they immediately start

02:43:08.620 --> 02:43:10.580
talking to me about viking things

02:43:10.580 --> 02:43:12.640
and heathen things and they just

02:43:12.640 --> 02:43:14.320
they just make that assumption and leave

02:43:14.960 --> 02:43:15.520
and

02:43:16.400 --> 02:43:16.960
yeah

02:43:17.900 --> 02:43:20.060
and so they recommended this metery

02:43:20.360 --> 02:43:21.640
and then they recommended

02:43:21.640 --> 02:43:24.040
and they're like wow you

02:43:24.040 --> 02:43:25.980
check this metery yeah man I was like nice

02:43:25.980 --> 02:43:28.120
and I was like we're stuck in town

02:43:28.120 --> 02:43:28.960
like well have you eaten?

02:43:29.440 --> 02:43:31.500
no don't don't already eat

02:43:31.500 --> 02:43:33.540
and then they sent us over to Sweet Melissa's

02:43:33.540 --> 02:43:34.380
and

02:43:35.980 --> 02:43:37.240
wow so good

02:43:39.920 --> 02:43:40.800
horrible parking

02:43:43.240 --> 02:43:43.680
yeah

02:43:45.080 --> 02:43:46.500
it's a horrible place to park

02:43:46.500 --> 02:43:48.500
we actually buy two meals when we're there

02:43:48.500 --> 02:43:50.220
because we'll take one on the road with us

02:43:50.220 --> 02:43:52.360
because the next time we go to sleep in

02:43:52.360 --> 02:43:53.960
ain't gonna have play any place good to eat

02:43:53.960 --> 02:43:55.020
two meals each

02:43:55.020 --> 02:43:58.520
and we usually share whatever we get

02:44:01.120 --> 02:44:01.760
but

02:44:01.760 --> 02:44:02.440
Christy's been streaming

02:44:02.440 --> 02:44:04.100
that's why she feels free to chat now

02:44:06.200 --> 02:44:08.240
it's okay I'm not but

02:44:08.240 --> 02:44:09.740
I'm just explaining because for

02:44:10.500 --> 02:44:11.720
fucking years you never

02:44:12.520 --> 02:44:13.840
included yourself at all

02:44:14.440 --> 02:44:16.840
but over on Serra Tomato Panels

02:44:16.840 --> 02:44:18.440
Christy has actually

02:44:18.440 --> 02:44:19.940
and on

02:44:20.300 --> 02:44:22.340
Beth and Beth's channel

02:44:22.340 --> 02:44:23.740
is called Culture Corrections

02:44:24.280 --> 02:44:25.400
and Christy has

02:44:25.860 --> 02:44:27.720
I wasn't even there for some of it

02:44:28.560 --> 02:44:29.000
for

02:44:29.000 --> 02:44:31.160
some of them she's been going on panels

02:44:33.140 --> 02:44:34.420
unsupervised panel hopping

02:44:35.760 --> 02:44:36.200
unsupervised

02:44:42.440 --> 02:44:43.620
so Christy has been

02:44:43.620 --> 02:44:45.720
getting out there that is part of some of the

02:44:45.720 --> 02:44:47.720
extra material we've been trying to put out

02:44:48.720 --> 02:44:49.320
I think

02:44:50.380 --> 02:44:51.700
I've done a run in like

02:44:52.560 --> 02:44:54.160
a bunch of shows recently

02:44:54.160 --> 02:44:54.440
oh

02:44:55.680 --> 02:44:57.180
everybody go check out

02:44:57.180 --> 02:44:57.900
um

02:45:01.100 --> 02:45:02.360
my phone died

02:45:02.360 --> 02:45:04.060
what the hell's the name of

02:45:04.060 --> 02:45:05.720
Calcedonian Elixir

02:45:05.720 --> 02:45:07.360
or Caledonian Elixir

02:45:08.320 --> 02:45:10.800
everybody go check out Caledonian Elixir

02:45:10.800 --> 02:45:12.480
I did a really good show with him

02:45:12.480 --> 02:45:13.200
the other day

02:45:13.980 --> 02:45:14.580
um

02:45:16.540 --> 02:45:17.860
had an excellent show

02:45:17.860 --> 02:45:19.860
on Serra Tomatoes channel last night

02:45:19.860 --> 02:45:22.400
really good about the Iran topic

02:45:22.400 --> 02:45:24.380
and we stayed mostly on topic

02:45:24.380 --> 02:45:25.300
unlike the

02:45:26.080 --> 02:45:26.640
Ted's

02:45:28.460 --> 02:45:30.120
I didn't know that was the only

02:45:30.120 --> 02:45:32.000
topic I have stuff

02:45:32.000 --> 02:45:33.780
for a three hour show on

02:45:33.780 --> 02:45:36.200
I did an hour and a half on it

02:45:36.200 --> 02:45:36.760
this morning

02:45:36.760 --> 02:45:40.460
I wasn't criticizing

02:45:40.460 --> 02:45:41.420
but

02:45:42.000 --> 02:45:43.000
saying man

02:45:43.560 --> 02:45:45.460
we do what we do that's fine

02:45:46.100 --> 02:45:48.560
I'm just saying it was much more concentrated

02:45:48.560 --> 02:45:50.360
around the subject last night

02:45:53.040 --> 02:45:54.500
start pulling articles

02:45:54.500 --> 02:45:55.440
right now

02:45:56.940 --> 02:45:57.460
and

02:45:58.080 --> 02:46:00.060
I kept trying to get you to engage

02:46:00.060 --> 02:46:01.180
you kept not engaging

02:46:01.180 --> 02:46:03.880
you make like one comment and then just

02:46:04.240 --> 02:46:04.900
wander off

02:46:07.120 --> 02:46:08.480
puffing on that TMT

02:46:08.480 --> 02:46:09.260
pen over there

02:46:09.260 --> 02:46:10.660
been a busy day

02:46:10.660 --> 02:46:13.740
I don't want to look like a war hawk or anything

02:46:16.120 --> 02:46:17.220
people are dying

02:46:17.220 --> 02:46:17.720
on this

02:46:22.240 --> 02:46:23.200
I literally

02:46:23.200 --> 02:46:24.940
just did an hour and a half on it

02:46:24.940 --> 02:46:27.560
so it feels like

02:46:29.420 --> 02:46:29.900
repetitive

02:46:29.900 --> 02:46:32.560
at least to cover the shit that I already covered

02:46:32.560 --> 02:46:34.040
but we covered shit that I didn't cover

02:46:34.040 --> 02:46:35.940
we talked about it from

02:46:35.940 --> 02:46:38.540
angles that I didn't talk about

02:46:39.140 --> 02:46:40.820
earlier this morning so I appreciate

02:46:40.820 --> 02:46:42.180
that part like a lot

02:46:42.180 --> 02:46:45.080
I do it's like hell

02:46:45.080 --> 02:46:47.240
for me to have to do the same

02:46:47.240 --> 02:46:49.040
show twice in a day

02:46:49.040 --> 02:46:51.240
and I don't, I'm not in a situation

02:46:51.240 --> 02:46:52.600
where that happens so

02:46:53.420 --> 02:46:53.940
dude

02:46:53.940 --> 02:46:56.640
it's part of why I quit doing so many shows

02:46:56.640 --> 02:46:57.640
like

02:46:58.740 --> 02:47:01.580
people don't realize I gave basically the same

02:47:01.580 --> 02:47:03.200
alchemy talk for like a year

02:47:03.200 --> 02:47:03.860
and a half

02:47:03.860 --> 02:47:06.460
sometimes five times a week

02:47:06.980 --> 02:47:09.540
I wanted to stab my own face

02:47:10.780 --> 02:47:11.500
yeah

02:47:11.500 --> 02:47:14.260
yeah dude

02:47:14.260 --> 02:47:17.240
I hate

02:47:17.240 --> 02:47:19.240
I hate doing repeat material

02:47:19.240 --> 02:47:21.180
and I do

02:47:22.360 --> 02:47:23.560
like 30

02:47:23.560 --> 02:47:25.080
hours of content a week

02:47:26.220 --> 02:47:27.660
so occasionally

02:47:27.660 --> 02:47:29.640
like there is some stuff that

02:47:29.640 --> 02:47:30.780
I play twice

02:47:31.260 --> 02:47:33.740
but in a week it might only be

02:47:33.740 --> 02:47:35.140
three or four thanks

02:47:35.140 --> 02:47:37.940
how many times is world war

02:47:37.940 --> 02:47:39.720
three trying to kick off

02:47:39.720 --> 02:47:41.640
I mean and legitimately

02:47:41.640 --> 02:47:42.320
trying

02:47:42.320 --> 02:47:45.400
since I've been doing the show

02:47:45.400 --> 02:47:47.380
this is probably attempt number

02:47:47.700 --> 02:47:48.620
six or seven

02:47:48.620 --> 02:47:50.500
I'm not saying they don't make an attempt

02:47:50.500 --> 02:47:52.280
but this one's got some bite to it

02:47:52.280 --> 02:47:54.900
lots of missiles lots of bombs

02:47:54.900 --> 02:47:55.920
lots of countries

02:47:56.580 --> 02:47:58.880
well and I was getting texts

02:47:58.880 --> 02:48:00.460
from Garland Nixon

02:48:00.460 --> 02:48:03.060
earlier who I do a show with

02:48:03.060 --> 02:48:04.080
tomorrow afternoon

02:48:04.080 --> 02:48:05.920
on YouTube

02:48:05.920 --> 02:48:07.640
on Garland's YouTube channel

02:48:07.640 --> 02:48:08.820
you should check that out

02:48:08.820 --> 02:48:11.080
if you're a YouTube viewer

02:48:11.080 --> 02:48:12.140
Garland Nixon

02:48:12.140 --> 02:48:14.760
fascinating individual

02:48:15.680 --> 02:48:17.500
but let me let me

02:48:17.500 --> 02:48:18.320
read these

02:48:19.960 --> 02:48:21.080
because there's you know

02:48:21.080 --> 02:48:22.260
screenshots from

02:48:23.740 --> 02:48:24.740
news agencies

02:48:25.900 --> 02:48:27.700
Iran's Islamic Revolutionary

02:48:27.700 --> 02:48:29.580
Guard announces

02:48:29.580 --> 02:48:31.120
that its Navy struck

02:48:31.120 --> 02:48:33.220
a U.S. destroyer

02:48:33.220 --> 02:48:35.100
more than 600 kilometers

02:48:35.100 --> 02:48:37.080
off the Iranian coast in the Indian

02:48:37.080 --> 02:48:39.360
Ocean as part of operation

02:48:39.360 --> 02:48:40.820
true promise for

02:48:41.980 --> 02:48:42.780
using

02:48:44.840 --> 02:48:45.240
Kassim

02:48:45.640 --> 02:48:47.340
380 and

02:48:47.340 --> 02:48:48.600
Taliyah missiles

02:48:49.120 --> 02:48:51.200
the statement claimed the vessel

02:48:51.200 --> 02:48:53.180
was hit while refueling from

02:48:53.180 --> 02:48:54.980
a U.S. tanker triggering a massive

02:48:54.980 --> 02:48:56.540
fire on both ships

02:48:58.380 --> 02:48:59.600
and then

02:48:59.600 --> 02:49:00.740
Iran's

02:49:01.600 --> 02:49:02.520
Khatam

02:49:03.420 --> 02:49:05.560
Al-Arabic something headquarters

02:49:05.560 --> 02:49:07.500
affiliated with

02:49:07.500 --> 02:49:08.940
the Revolutionary Guard

02:49:09.480 --> 02:49:11.420
claims its forces carried out

02:49:11.420 --> 02:49:13.540
a precision operation in Dubai

02:49:13.540 --> 02:49:15.080
targeting U.S. troops

02:49:15.420 --> 02:49:17.580
courting the statement 160

02:49:17.580 --> 02:49:19.800
American infantry personnel

02:49:19.800 --> 02:49:21.300
were struck with

02:49:21.300 --> 02:49:23.060
100 reportedly killed

02:49:23.280 --> 02:49:25.680
in an attack involving special forces

02:49:25.680 --> 02:49:26.820
and combat drones

02:49:26.820 --> 02:49:28.840
no independent confirmation

02:49:28.840 --> 02:49:30.260
has yet been issued

02:49:30.720 --> 02:49:32.620
so it could be bullshit

02:49:32.620 --> 02:49:34.600
or it could be like Ben is saying

02:49:34.600 --> 02:49:36.820
where it's escalated

02:49:36.820 --> 02:49:38.620
to a point to where

02:49:39.460 --> 02:49:40.460
you know

02:49:40.460 --> 02:49:43.640
not only several hundred

02:49:43.640 --> 02:49:45.200
Iranians have been

02:49:45.200 --> 02:49:46.900
killed over the last few days

02:49:46.900 --> 02:49:48.840
but now more than

02:49:48.840 --> 02:49:50.200
just the six or seven

02:49:50.580 --> 02:49:53.020
U.S. troops handful of Israeli troops

02:49:53.020 --> 02:49:53.780
now that

02:49:53.780 --> 02:49:55.400
no confirmation

02:49:55.400 --> 02:49:57.660
but reported to be over a hundred

02:49:57.660 --> 02:49:59.180
at this point so yeah

02:49:59.180 --> 02:50:00.500
it could be going that way

02:50:02.340 --> 02:50:03.540
and that's

02:50:03.540 --> 02:50:04.280
to me

02:50:05.700 --> 02:50:06.300
obviously

02:50:07.600 --> 02:50:09.340
we're Uncle Ted's

02:50:09.340 --> 02:50:11.200
on the conspiracy end of things

02:50:11.780 --> 02:50:13.620
this literally is all just

02:50:13.620 --> 02:50:14.720
one thing

02:50:14.720 --> 02:50:15.660
because

02:50:17.060 --> 02:50:19.120
if you go back and read the fucking

02:50:19.120 --> 02:50:20.640
if you go back and read

02:50:20.640 --> 02:50:20.940
uh

02:50:22.960 --> 02:50:24.460
the Belfour Agreement

02:50:24.460 --> 02:50:26.260
they don't really specify

02:50:26.260 --> 02:50:27.960
how much land

02:50:27.960 --> 02:50:30.520
they're just helping the return of Israel

02:50:31.180 --> 02:50:31.740
and

02:50:32.900 --> 02:50:34.560
greater Israel would seem

02:50:34.560 --> 02:50:36.620
to be the actual plan

02:50:36.620 --> 02:50:37.900
and so

02:50:38.600 --> 02:50:40.660
it took it took the build up

02:50:40.660 --> 02:50:43.080
we're all very aware that World War One

02:50:43.080 --> 02:50:44.100
and World War Two was

02:50:44.100 --> 02:50:46.520
pretty much the same war they basically

02:50:46.520 --> 02:50:48.280
just had to take a little break

02:50:48.280 --> 02:50:50.100
and get some more young men

02:50:50.100 --> 02:50:51.620
willing to die up there

02:50:51.620 --> 02:50:53.320
and rebuild their supplies a little bit

02:50:53.320 --> 02:50:55.960
and then continued on everybody just kind of went off to the side

02:50:55.960 --> 02:50:57.100
and drank an energy drink

02:50:57.100 --> 02:50:58.600
and Gatorade

02:51:00.660 --> 02:51:01.180
so

02:51:02.380 --> 02:51:03.420
and yes

02:51:03.420 --> 02:51:05.360
the Red Heifer we realize

02:51:05.360 --> 02:51:07.960
that they cannot make sacrifices

02:51:07.960 --> 02:51:10.040
until they get the return of that

02:51:10.640 --> 02:51:11.600
and so

02:51:13.980 --> 02:51:16.400
in between World War Two

02:51:16.400 --> 02:51:18.620
and now Israel has expanded substantially

02:51:18.620 --> 02:51:19.820
but at this point

02:51:20.400 --> 02:51:22.080
it's got to expand into

02:51:22.080 --> 02:51:23.760
areas that it's

02:51:24.400 --> 02:51:26.620
can't do by itself and I think that this

02:51:26.620 --> 02:51:28.220
is just a furthering

02:51:28.220 --> 02:51:29.820
of what that entire

02:51:33.080 --> 02:51:33.800
show

02:51:33.800 --> 02:51:34.480
was about

02:51:38.880 --> 02:51:40.320
World Domination

02:51:42.200 --> 02:51:42.920
Yeah

02:51:45.200 --> 02:51:45.840
yeah

02:51:45.840 --> 02:51:46.880
the Jew world order

02:51:46.880 --> 02:51:48.180
take it all over

02:51:50.100 --> 02:51:50.900
and then

02:51:50.900 --> 02:51:53.000
people act like well I can't believe

02:51:53.000 --> 02:51:54.440
Trump be like that he's a good Christian

02:51:54.440 --> 02:51:56.040
he's not just

02:51:56.040 --> 02:51:58.600
embedded himself in with the small hats

02:51:58.600 --> 02:52:00.820
the Chebad small hats

02:52:00.820 --> 02:52:02.700
like the most fucking

02:52:02.700 --> 02:52:04.260
radical of the group

02:52:04.700 --> 02:52:05.440
how bad?

02:52:06.060 --> 02:52:06.700
Chebad

02:52:06.700 --> 02:52:11.420
the extraordinarily radicalized

02:52:11.420 --> 02:52:11.800
ones

02:52:15.420 --> 02:52:16.980
Yeah well that's what

02:52:16.980 --> 02:52:18.880
Kushner family is

02:52:18.880 --> 02:52:21.500
that's what his grandchildren are being raised

02:52:21.500 --> 02:52:22.100
in

02:52:22.100 --> 02:52:24.980
the Chebad tradition

02:52:26.060 --> 02:52:27.160
you guys

02:52:27.160 --> 02:52:27.720
saw

02:52:29.020 --> 02:52:29.440
the

02:52:31.260 --> 02:52:33.080
I pronounced it with the hard A

02:52:33.080 --> 02:52:35.600
the hard C

02:52:38.660 --> 02:52:40.000
You guys

02:52:40.000 --> 02:52:40.500
saw

02:52:40.500 --> 02:52:42.620
who are the

02:52:42.620 --> 02:52:43.800
US and Israel

02:52:43.800 --> 02:52:46.000
is trying to

02:52:46.000 --> 02:52:47.920
reinstall or trying to install

02:52:47.920 --> 02:52:48.880
right in Iran

02:52:50.320 --> 02:52:51.760
his names

02:52:51.760 --> 02:52:53.020
Reza

02:52:53.600 --> 02:52:54.220
Pallavi

02:52:55.580 --> 02:52:57.300
he's the son

02:52:57.300 --> 02:52:59.200
of the former

02:52:59.200 --> 02:53:00.840
Shah of Iran

02:53:00.840 --> 02:53:03.440
that was the US

02:53:03.440 --> 02:53:05.060
puppet figurehead

02:53:05.060 --> 02:53:07.460
after the US

02:53:07.460 --> 02:53:09.640
overthrew the democratically elected

02:53:09.640 --> 02:53:11.100
government of

02:53:11.100 --> 02:53:12.800
Iran in the 50s

02:53:12.800 --> 02:53:14.460
their operation Ajax

02:53:14.910 --> 02:53:17.360
and so Reza

02:53:17.360 --> 02:53:18.500
fled

02:53:19.250 --> 02:53:21.260
Iran before the fall

02:53:21.260 --> 02:53:23.300
of the Shah in 79

02:53:23.300 --> 02:53:24.920
during the revolution

02:53:25.440 --> 02:53:27.820
he's been living in Bethesda

02:53:27.820 --> 02:53:28.400
Maryland

02:53:29.440 --> 02:53:31.500
the entire time since

02:53:31.500 --> 02:53:33.420
this is some recent

02:53:33.420 --> 02:53:35.160
footage this is all real

02:53:35.160 --> 02:53:37.260
they got nice produce there

02:53:37.260 --> 02:53:38.620
yeah they got

02:53:39.280 --> 02:53:40.360
great produce

02:53:41.540 --> 02:53:43.520
top shelf very nice

02:53:43.520 --> 02:53:44.200
hospitals

02:53:45.920 --> 02:53:47.760
good location

02:53:47.760 --> 02:53:50.660
if you're going to spend a few years in exile

02:53:50.660 --> 02:53:52.020
I recommend it

02:53:52.020 --> 02:53:53.800
and since he's

02:53:53.800 --> 02:53:55.320
spent nearly 50

02:53:55.320 --> 02:53:56.680
in exile

02:53:57.380 --> 02:53:59.360
and admitted recently on

02:53:59.360 --> 02:54:01.320
Piers Morgan that he doesn't

02:54:01.320 --> 02:54:03.380
talk to anybody in Iran

02:54:03.380 --> 02:54:04.140
at all

02:54:05.110 --> 02:54:05.740
at all

02:54:07.620 --> 02:54:09.500
then he is the natural

02:54:09.500 --> 02:54:10.840
choice to take over the country

02:54:11.250 --> 02:54:13.100
as evidenced by

02:54:13.100 --> 02:54:15.560
his recent walk and talk with the people

02:54:15.560 --> 02:54:17.140
that want him in charge of the country

02:54:20.900 --> 02:54:22.700
we don't need the crappy music

02:54:23.360 --> 02:54:25.220
but yeah the gentleman in the middle

02:54:25.220 --> 02:54:27.300
there Reza Pallavi

02:54:27.300 --> 02:54:28.840
the

02:54:28.840 --> 02:54:31.420
this guy right here

02:54:31.420 --> 02:54:34.080
the guy with the tiny hat

02:54:34.080 --> 02:54:35.480
on at the glory hole

02:54:35.480 --> 02:54:36.640
is in fact

02:54:37.300 --> 02:54:38.180
Iranian

02:54:38.180 --> 02:54:40.780
and his father was

02:54:40.800 --> 02:54:42.860
the ruling authority

02:54:42.860 --> 02:54:45.460
in Iran for

02:54:45.460 --> 02:54:46.240
decades

02:54:47.180 --> 02:54:49.400
developed a secret police

02:54:49.400 --> 02:54:51.340
service called the

02:54:51.340 --> 02:54:52.120
Savark

02:54:52.120 --> 02:54:55.340
with the help of the CIA

02:54:55.340 --> 02:54:56.240
and

02:54:56.240 --> 02:54:57.260
Mossad

02:54:57.260 --> 02:54:59.720
which became one of the most

02:54:59.720 --> 02:55:01.160
brutal

02:55:01.160 --> 02:55:03.800
secret police regimes

02:55:03.800 --> 02:55:05.500
in the mid east

02:55:05.500 --> 02:55:07.840
that was that guy's dad

02:55:07.840 --> 02:55:08.780
that guy right there

02:55:10.860 --> 02:55:12.300
Reza Pallavi

02:55:12.300 --> 02:55:14.440
who again the US

02:55:14.440 --> 02:55:15.020
and Israel

02:55:15.020 --> 02:55:18.200
would love to see as the

02:55:18.200 --> 02:55:19.860
new leader of Iran

02:55:19.860 --> 02:55:22.620
once they're done blowing shit up

02:55:22.620 --> 02:55:25.160
or being blown up as the case may be

02:55:25.160 --> 02:55:26.100
again

02:55:26.620 --> 02:55:28.880
nobody in Iran knows this guy

02:55:28.880 --> 02:55:30.800
he's been out of the country

02:55:30.800 --> 02:55:32.260
for nearly 50 years

02:55:32.260 --> 02:55:33.720
he doesn't talk to anybody there

02:55:33.720 --> 02:55:35.840
but he's gonna run it

02:55:37.100 --> 02:55:38.760
you see all the security guys

02:55:38.760 --> 02:55:39.380
in the back

02:55:40.320 --> 02:55:42.020
it's like quite obvious

02:55:42.020 --> 02:55:44.160
that these are all security guys standing behind

02:55:44.160 --> 02:55:44.880
all these guys

02:55:44.880 --> 02:55:47.060
got the sunglasses on

02:55:47.060 --> 02:55:50.160
got the mad dog face glaring at everybody

02:55:50.160 --> 02:55:51.220
yeah

02:55:52.180 --> 02:55:53.620
you gotta flex it

02:55:56.300 --> 02:55:56.940
wow

02:55:57.820 --> 02:55:58.460
yeah

02:55:58.460 --> 02:56:02.000
you know the one thing you can say

02:56:02.000 --> 02:56:03.540
is I feel sorry for that guy

02:56:04.960 --> 02:56:05.820
I do

02:56:06.460 --> 02:56:08.140
apparently he has not

02:56:08.140 --> 02:56:10.200
learned the lesson of what happens

02:56:10.200 --> 02:56:12.020
to installed leaders

02:56:12.020 --> 02:56:13.960
of Middle Eastern countries

02:56:13.960 --> 02:56:15.420
by the United States

02:56:16.640 --> 02:56:18.180
like you got

02:56:18.180 --> 02:56:20.140
a pretty small shelf life bro

02:56:20.140 --> 02:56:21.060
that's all I'm saying

02:56:21.660 --> 02:56:24.060
you're gonna eat a missile or a bomb here

02:56:24.700 --> 02:56:26.820
sometime in the next 10 or 20 years

02:56:27.660 --> 02:56:28.760
they'll put you in

02:56:28.760 --> 02:56:29.960
and then they'll kick you out

02:56:30.880 --> 02:56:32.680
and I don't know

02:56:32.680 --> 02:56:34.160
did you watch the video of what they did

02:56:34.160 --> 02:56:35.420
to Saddam Hussein

02:56:35.420 --> 02:56:36.560
that wasn't great

02:56:36.560 --> 02:56:37.580
that wasn't great

02:56:40.840 --> 02:56:41.880
what about

02:56:43.040 --> 02:56:44.080
Momar Gaddafi

02:56:44.080 --> 02:56:45.320
yo God

02:56:45.320 --> 02:56:46.300
yeah

02:56:47.140 --> 02:56:47.760
Gaddafi they

02:56:48.520 --> 02:56:50.840
you cannot in decent company describe

02:56:50.840 --> 02:56:53.160
what they did to that poor dude

02:56:53.160 --> 02:56:54.740
and he was the

02:56:55.080 --> 02:56:57.300
leader of the country that had the highest

02:56:57.300 --> 02:56:58.800
quality of living in

02:56:58.800 --> 02:57:00.140
in Africa

02:57:00.140 --> 02:57:01.820
the entire continent

02:57:03.020 --> 02:57:04.760
and our friend Hilary was there

02:57:05.240 --> 02:57:07.460
and laughed about it

02:57:07.460 --> 02:57:08.440
thought it was pretty great

02:57:08.440 --> 02:57:10.720
she was there she saw

02:57:11.320 --> 02:57:12.180
what did she say

02:57:12.180 --> 02:57:14.000
I saw

02:57:14.000 --> 02:57:14.700
I heard

02:57:14.700 --> 02:57:16.220
he died

02:57:16.220 --> 02:57:20.040
we came we saw he died

02:57:20.040 --> 02:57:20.960
cackle

02:57:22.160 --> 02:57:22.600
cackle

02:57:22.600 --> 02:57:23.340
yeah

02:57:25.260 --> 02:57:26.860
and died in

02:57:26.860 --> 02:57:28.840
horrifying ways

02:57:29.900 --> 02:57:32.200
here's something that you're not gonna see

02:57:32.200 --> 02:57:33.900
on television every day

02:57:33.900 --> 02:57:36.020
and that's

02:57:36.020 --> 02:57:37.700
an American broadcast

02:57:37.700 --> 02:57:39.280
where the reporters are

02:57:39.280 --> 02:57:41.520
forced to duck and cover

02:57:41.520 --> 02:57:43.220
on live television

02:57:43.220 --> 02:57:45.740
because bombs are falling

02:57:45.740 --> 02:57:46.680
in the area

02:57:47.660 --> 02:57:50.120
so you heard just a little bit there

02:57:50.120 --> 02:57:51.280
the air raid siren

02:57:51.280 --> 02:57:53.300
I don't want to give any audio to this

02:57:53.300 --> 02:57:55.040
because it does have that chiron there

02:57:55.040 --> 02:57:56.300
at the bottom of it

02:57:57.380 --> 02:57:58.620
but yeah

02:57:59.280 --> 02:57:59.680
they're

02:57:59.680 --> 02:58:03.120
cutting the broadcast air raid sirens

02:58:03.120 --> 02:58:03.780
come on

02:58:05.020 --> 02:58:05.640
CNN

02:58:05.640 --> 02:58:07.220
CNN reporters

02:58:07.220 --> 02:58:09.020
forced to duck and cover

02:58:09.460 --> 02:58:12.040
not because they're in the middle

02:58:12.040 --> 02:58:12.680
of

02:58:12.680 --> 02:58:14.280
an occupied

02:58:15.880 --> 02:58:17.100
war zone

02:58:17.360 --> 02:58:19.580
but because well technically they are

02:58:19.580 --> 02:58:21.860
but because they're in Tel Aviv

02:58:23.360 --> 02:58:25.560
boom boom Tel Aviv

02:58:25.560 --> 02:58:27.000
yeah

02:58:29.680 --> 02:58:31.680
I saw some of the videos

02:58:32.620 --> 02:58:34.380
saw some of the videos

02:58:34.380 --> 02:58:36.420
you know I mean and that's

02:58:36.420 --> 02:58:37.820
different from CNN

02:58:38.180 --> 02:58:39.740
reporter sniffing a backpack

02:58:40.660 --> 02:58:41.180
yeah

02:58:42.620 --> 02:58:44.080
you remember the

02:58:44.080 --> 02:58:46.280
fucking Iraq videos

02:58:49.060 --> 02:58:49.580
like

02:58:50.160 --> 02:58:52.320
while some of the Iraq videos were bad

02:58:52.320 --> 02:58:54.100
it was like watching a Mr. Roger's

02:58:54.100 --> 02:58:54.780
puppet show

02:58:54.780 --> 02:58:58.200
remember the one where the one dude put a flap jacket

02:58:58.200 --> 02:59:00.060
on and the other dude puts on a helmet

02:59:00.060 --> 02:59:02.660
there's not two flap jackets or two helmets

02:59:02.660 --> 02:59:04.920
they flipped quarters

02:59:04.920 --> 02:59:06.940
on who gets which one

02:59:06.940 --> 02:59:08.440
and then they both

02:59:08.440 --> 02:59:10.640
find a wall and shit you're like

02:59:10.640 --> 02:59:12.960
get the fuck out of here

02:59:12.960 --> 02:59:14.240
you fucking retards

02:59:14.240 --> 02:59:16.180
and now with the

02:59:16.180 --> 02:59:19.120
you know just like watching a movie from back then

02:59:19.840 --> 02:59:20.680
you're like

02:59:20.680 --> 02:59:22.920
how did anybody believe this was real

02:59:22.920 --> 02:59:24.920
it doesn't look even

02:59:24.920 --> 02:59:26.240
good a little bit

02:59:27.560 --> 02:59:28.200
or

02:59:28.200 --> 02:59:29.900
you have to believe it

02:59:29.900 --> 02:59:31.920
where the dude made

02:59:31.920 --> 02:59:33.700
a scud missile out of like a fucking

02:59:33.700 --> 02:59:36.100
old paper towel roll

02:59:36.100 --> 02:59:37.920
with paper hanging off the back

02:59:37.920 --> 02:59:40.620
this is how the scud missile works

02:59:40.620 --> 02:59:41.340
and it goes to

02:59:41.900 --> 02:59:42.820
this is the

02:59:42.820 --> 02:59:44.540
the patriot missile and

02:59:45.420 --> 02:59:46.080
like

02:59:47.600 --> 02:59:48.740
oh fuck

02:59:48.740 --> 02:59:51.740
we went to war on this

02:59:51.740 --> 02:59:53.800
I'm so disappointed with myself

02:59:53.800 --> 02:59:58.120
I was barely 17

02:59:58.120 --> 02:59:58.800
when I joined

02:59:58.800 --> 03:00:01.540
I was only 16 when I fell for this shit

03:00:01.540 --> 03:00:04.040
but I will go beat my own

03:00:04.040 --> 03:00:05.540
ass if I had a time machine

03:00:05.540 --> 03:00:07.700
like you dumb dumb motherfucker

03:00:08.320 --> 03:00:08.880
man

03:00:09.880 --> 03:00:10.960
little bit of uh

03:00:10.960 --> 03:00:12.620
breaking news

03:00:12.620 --> 03:00:15.500
I was totally unaware of this apparently

03:00:16.620 --> 03:00:17.920
people are voting

03:00:17.920 --> 03:00:18.700
today

03:00:18.700 --> 03:00:21.860
it's a primary election

03:00:22.840 --> 03:00:23.960
in a number of

03:00:23.960 --> 03:00:24.800
yeah

03:00:24.800 --> 03:00:27.440
and one of the people that was up for

03:00:27.440 --> 03:00:29.060
reelection was good ol

03:00:29.060 --> 03:00:30.560
ipatch mccain

03:00:30.560 --> 03:00:33.060
dan krenshaw

03:00:33.060 --> 03:00:34.100
oh

03:00:34.800 --> 03:00:36.020
dan krenshaw

03:00:36.700 --> 03:00:37.780
has lost

03:00:37.780 --> 03:00:39.140
his primary

03:00:40.320 --> 03:00:42.120
ipatch mccain

03:00:42.500 --> 03:00:43.640
no longer

03:00:43.640 --> 03:00:46.140
a member of congress

03:00:46.140 --> 03:00:48.500
at the end of the year

03:00:48.500 --> 03:00:49.320
in his term

03:00:49.320 --> 03:00:51.260
I have no idea

03:00:51.260 --> 03:00:53.200
lost pretty stiffly too

03:00:53.200 --> 03:00:53.800
that's not

03:00:53.800 --> 03:00:56.760
almost 10 percent, 9 percent

03:00:56.760 --> 03:00:58.420
that's pretty stiff

03:00:58.420 --> 03:00:59.000
yeah

03:01:02.140 --> 03:01:02.980
it's

03:01:02.980 --> 03:01:03.460
you know

03:01:03.460 --> 03:01:07.300
I don't know who steve toth is

03:01:07.300 --> 03:01:09.840
I don't know who owns him

03:01:09.840 --> 03:01:10.860
I

03:01:10.860 --> 03:01:12.520
but I know that

03:01:13.220 --> 03:01:15.340
if this is any sort of

03:01:15.340 --> 03:01:16.380
bellwether

03:01:17.520 --> 03:01:18.360
the

03:01:18.360 --> 03:01:20.100
the ideology

03:01:20.960 --> 03:01:22.800
of ipatch mccain

03:01:22.800 --> 03:01:23.860
and those like him

03:01:23.860 --> 03:01:25.360
is not going to be

03:01:26.080 --> 03:01:26.420
successful

03:01:27.600 --> 03:01:29.920
it seems like the democracy is working

03:01:29.920 --> 03:01:32.900
did california have its primaries

03:01:32.900 --> 03:01:33.240
today

03:01:33.920 --> 03:01:35.120
I have no idea

03:01:36.260 --> 03:01:37.620
I wonder who won

03:01:38.300 --> 03:01:39.860
for the republicans

03:01:39.860 --> 03:01:40.580
there's like

03:01:40.580 --> 03:01:42.860
it wasn't today

03:01:42.860 --> 03:01:45.860
there's like three republicans

03:01:45.860 --> 03:01:47.520
leading the governor

03:01:47.520 --> 03:01:48.260
race

03:01:48.260 --> 03:01:51.220
all three of them are above katey porter

03:01:51.520 --> 03:01:51.960
good

03:01:53.520 --> 03:01:54.400
good

03:01:54.400 --> 03:01:57.740
the primary in california is until

03:01:57.740 --> 03:01:58.580
june 2

03:02:01.980 --> 03:02:02.860
but

03:02:03.840 --> 03:02:05.140
oh dude katey porter

03:02:05.140 --> 03:02:07.380
is bug fuck nuts

03:02:07.380 --> 03:02:09.260
oh dude it's bad

03:02:09.600 --> 03:02:11.140
like when you

03:02:11.500 --> 03:02:12.720
show up fourth

03:02:12.720 --> 03:02:14.180
in a governor race

03:02:14.180 --> 03:02:15.420
and you're the top democrat

03:02:15.420 --> 03:02:17.060
and you're in california

03:02:17.060 --> 03:02:19.200
that tells you how bad it is

03:02:21.000 --> 03:02:22.580
like california is like

03:02:22.580 --> 03:02:24.000
yeah there's three republicans

03:02:24.000 --> 03:02:25.780
we prefer over you lady

03:02:26.470 --> 03:02:27.720
that just means

03:02:27.720 --> 03:02:29.600
that we are going to get stuck

03:02:29.600 --> 03:02:32.320
with either an only fans model

03:02:32.320 --> 03:02:34.380
or like a

03:02:34.380 --> 03:02:36.620
fucking stolen catalytic

03:02:36.620 --> 03:02:37.180
converter

03:02:37.180 --> 03:02:40.380
and I would take a stolen catalytic converter

03:02:40.380 --> 03:02:42.320
as governor of the state of california

03:02:42.320 --> 03:02:44.400
they would be better than nusum by far

03:02:44.400 --> 03:02:46.420
oh yeah

03:02:46.420 --> 03:02:47.620
oh yeah

03:02:49.800 --> 03:02:50.960
yeah the bar

03:02:50.960 --> 03:02:51.640
is set

03:02:52.200 --> 03:02:53.680
crazy low on there

03:02:54.200 --> 03:02:56.000
like nusum is a fucking

03:02:56.000 --> 03:02:56.800
nightmare

03:02:59.300 --> 03:03:00.620
just a nightmare

03:03:00.620 --> 03:03:02.420
gas here is already back up

03:03:02.420 --> 03:03:03.200
to 550

03:03:03.200 --> 03:03:04.160
yesterday

03:03:04.160 --> 03:03:08.680
you guys saw that california

03:03:08.680 --> 03:03:09.880
one of the supreme court

03:03:09.880 --> 03:03:11.740
like parents getting their rights back over

03:03:12.920 --> 03:03:14.240
their kids being

03:03:14.240 --> 03:03:14.920
transition

03:03:15.680 --> 03:03:17.860
that's what I mean we

03:03:17.860 --> 03:03:19.280
say california

03:03:20.560 --> 03:03:23.020
yeah that is the one bright spot

03:03:23.020 --> 03:03:23.920
that's happened is

03:03:24.680 --> 03:03:26.620
they've taken away california's

03:03:26.620 --> 03:03:27.500
bullshit rule

03:03:27.500 --> 03:03:30.140
where schools don't tell

03:03:30.140 --> 03:03:32.160
the parents about their kids

03:03:32.540 --> 03:03:33.800
transitioning they just further

03:03:34.460 --> 03:03:35.640
the transitioning

03:03:35.640 --> 03:03:35.860
and

03:03:37.560 --> 03:03:38.740
propagandize them from school

03:03:38.740 --> 03:03:39.920
and hide it from the parents

03:03:39.920 --> 03:03:41.680
that shit was nuts

03:03:42.300 --> 03:03:42.740
nuts

03:03:45.480 --> 03:03:46.200
like dude

03:03:46.200 --> 03:03:49.240
the things I pulled my kids out of school

03:03:49.240 --> 03:03:51.140
years ago in homeschooled them

03:03:51.140 --> 03:03:53.640
and the things I pulled my kids out of school

03:03:53.640 --> 03:03:55.100
for so much less

03:03:55.940 --> 03:03:57.380
so much less

03:03:59.160 --> 03:04:00.040
the minute I

03:04:00.040 --> 03:04:01.600
learned that was going on with the school

03:04:01.600 --> 03:04:03.720
I wouldn't give a fuck if they were doing it to my kids

03:04:03.720 --> 03:04:05.780
or not I would have fucking pulled my kids

03:04:05.780 --> 03:04:07.240
right the fuck out of that school

03:04:08.400 --> 03:04:09.100
but yeah

03:04:09.100 --> 03:04:11.980
they did that up here

03:04:11.980 --> 03:04:13.780
they just passed

03:04:13.780 --> 03:04:14.960
a thing last year where

03:04:14.960 --> 03:04:17.920
if you're a kid 12 and under or something

03:04:17.920 --> 03:04:19.660
there's I forget the exact age

03:04:19.660 --> 03:04:21.800
but if you tell whatever you tell your teacher

03:04:21.800 --> 03:04:23.700
or your doctor has to be

03:04:23.700 --> 03:04:24.480
kept secret

03:04:25.020 --> 03:04:26.060
from your parents

03:04:26.060 --> 03:04:29.840
if you say hey I'm really something else inside

03:04:29.840 --> 03:04:30.380
of this body

03:04:30.380 --> 03:04:32.020
your teacher

03:04:32.620 --> 03:04:33.780
keeps the secret

03:04:34.380 --> 03:04:35.480
doesn't tell the parents

03:04:35.480 --> 03:04:37.800
they just overturned that in California

03:04:38.380 --> 03:04:39.580
that was awesome

03:04:39.580 --> 03:04:42.200
I gotta take

03:04:42.200 --> 03:04:44.340
off here you guys it's about time

03:04:44.340 --> 03:04:46.360
for me to not turn into

03:04:46.360 --> 03:04:48.200
a pumpkin but go to work for another

03:04:48.200 --> 03:04:50.280
two and a half hours before I go to bed

03:04:51.480 --> 03:04:52.040
before

03:04:52.040 --> 03:04:54.260
before I split

03:04:54.260 --> 03:04:54.480
but

03:04:55.600 --> 03:04:56.560
I just

03:04:58.700 --> 03:05:00.020
everybody hates

03:05:00.020 --> 03:05:02.240
the idea of going to war

03:05:02.240 --> 03:05:03.160
in Iran

03:05:03.980 --> 03:05:05.640
even the juggalos

03:05:06.070 --> 03:05:08.120
or the juggalettes I guess

03:05:08.120 --> 03:05:08.820
in this case

03:05:08.820 --> 03:05:11.620
yeah we bombed their ass what do you think

03:05:11.620 --> 03:05:13.520
I think that's absolutely fucking terrible

03:05:13.520 --> 03:05:15.520
it's fucking gay thank you

03:05:15.520 --> 03:05:17.980
thank you so fucking much I appreciate it

03:05:17.980 --> 03:05:19.240
face we shouldn't be doing

03:05:20.070 --> 03:05:21.500
thank you so much look

03:05:21.500 --> 03:05:23.680
even juggalos know that we shouldn't be bombing

03:05:23.680 --> 03:05:24.340
the Middle East

03:05:24.340 --> 03:05:27.900
the last two panels I've been on

03:05:27.900 --> 03:05:29.480
I was on a panel last night

03:05:29.480 --> 03:05:31.620
and then the caledonian elixir

03:05:31.620 --> 03:05:33.800
the night before both panels

03:05:33.800 --> 03:05:35.020
were mixed panels

03:05:35.020 --> 03:05:36.940
in order to try and get

03:05:37.280 --> 03:05:39.500
you know different sides

03:05:39.500 --> 03:05:41.500
of this subject both

03:05:41.500 --> 03:05:43.700
panels same reaction

03:05:43.700 --> 03:05:45.340
everybody on the panel

03:05:45.340 --> 03:05:47.520
no this is

03:05:47.520 --> 03:05:49.460
not good this is not right

03:05:49.460 --> 03:05:51.100
this is not America first

03:05:51.100 --> 03:05:53.480
the you know the Trump guys are like

03:05:53.480 --> 03:05:55.440
this is not America first blah blah

03:05:55.440 --> 03:05:57.800
like nobody's cool with this

03:05:58.440 --> 03:06:00.300
if Trump wasn't a lame duck

03:06:00.300 --> 03:06:02.000
he definitely would

03:06:02.000 --> 03:06:03.560
that's the only reason he didn't do this

03:06:03.560 --> 03:06:05.160
the last time because you had

03:06:05.160 --> 03:06:06.900
this in a lame duck presidency

03:06:07.460 --> 03:06:08.960
he's burned his base

03:06:10.520 --> 03:06:11.820
I'll bet you next week

03:06:11.820 --> 03:06:13.720
his approval numbers are like

03:06:13.720 --> 03:06:14.720
fucking in the teens

03:06:16.800 --> 03:06:18.160
very well could be

03:06:18.160 --> 03:06:19.800
very well could be

03:06:19.800 --> 03:06:21.800
he likes the teens though

03:06:21.800 --> 03:06:22.480
so it'll be okay

03:06:22.480 --> 03:06:25.440
where he's most comfortable

03:06:26.480 --> 03:06:27.520
Thursday guys

03:06:27.940 --> 03:06:28.680
Sarah tomato

03:06:29.440 --> 03:06:30.660
Steve's going to go in

03:06:30.660 --> 03:06:32.320
royal rumble style

03:06:32.320 --> 03:06:34.220
he's going to clear a whole ring for the people

03:06:34.220 --> 03:06:36.620
well I'll be in there to back him up

03:06:37.720 --> 03:06:39.440
what time is that going to start

03:06:40.560 --> 03:06:41.980
typically it starts at

03:06:41.980 --> 03:06:43.940
615 pacific so

03:06:43.940 --> 03:06:45.320
815 central

03:06:45.320 --> 03:06:46.560
so 10

03:06:48.800 --> 03:06:49.240
yeah

03:06:49.840 --> 03:06:51.480
yeah if you're in the am wake up

03:06:51.480 --> 03:06:53.120
telegram group I'll throw a link in

03:06:53.120 --> 03:06:55.400
before we go live and stuff like that

03:06:56.940 --> 03:06:57.380
her

03:06:57.380 --> 03:06:59.540
her intro into it's really cool

03:06:59.540 --> 03:07:01.260
it's like one night stand in there

03:07:01.260 --> 03:07:03.040
and then all of a sudden this door opens

03:07:03.040 --> 03:07:05.380
and a whole group of nights come in and that one guy's like

03:07:05.380 --> 03:07:07.600
you know that gets

03:07:07.600 --> 03:07:08.520
that gets to be Steve

03:07:09.080 --> 03:07:09.520
so

03:07:11.620 --> 03:07:13.160
everybody have a good time with that

03:07:13.160 --> 03:07:14.400
we'll try and

03:07:16.820 --> 03:07:19.220
see what other panels we can do

03:07:20.600 --> 03:07:21.240
probably

03:07:21.240 --> 03:07:24.040
be on one with Beth again this week it seems like

03:07:25.780 --> 03:07:27.340
we trust the

03:07:27.340 --> 03:07:29.260
we trust the dive

03:07:29.260 --> 03:07:31.080
bar polling method

03:07:31.080 --> 03:07:32.520
where you walk into

03:07:33.160 --> 03:07:34.920
just you know the nearest

03:07:35.580 --> 03:07:37.240
watering hole to you

03:07:37.240 --> 03:07:38.260
and you just listen

03:07:38.260 --> 03:07:39.480
you hang back

03:07:40.520 --> 03:07:41.580
grab a water

03:07:41.580 --> 03:07:42.620
just listen

03:07:43.380 --> 03:07:44.080
I'm just

03:07:45.560 --> 03:07:47.460
I'm just going to say that I trust

03:07:47.460 --> 03:07:49.780
the for a good time call

03:07:49.780 --> 03:07:51.880
and whatever number is under

03:07:51.880 --> 03:07:53.700
that I trust that more than

03:07:53.700 --> 03:07:55.040
I trust the public polls

03:07:55.040 --> 03:07:57.680
right right it's like Tom Wood says

03:07:57.680 --> 03:07:59.440
man whoever you vote for you always get

03:07:59.440 --> 03:08:00.980
Tom John McCain so

03:08:01.640 --> 03:08:02.700
there's you know

03:08:03.480 --> 03:08:05.400
no no getting around that

03:08:05.400 --> 03:08:07.240
and boy oh boy are

03:08:07.240 --> 03:08:09.220
are we living in the

03:08:09.220 --> 03:08:09.980
what

03:08:11.020 --> 03:08:11.380
2000

03:08:13.320 --> 03:08:14.760
2004 812

03:08:14.760 --> 03:08:16.780
16 we are living in the

03:08:16.780 --> 03:08:18.640
7th consecutive John McCain

03:08:18.920 --> 03:08:21.020
administration of the 21st century

03:08:22.740 --> 03:08:23.460
undoubtedly

03:08:24.520 --> 03:08:25.240
come

03:08:26.440 --> 03:08:28.500
if you aren't a member become a member

03:08:28.500 --> 03:08:29.880
we do lots of

03:08:29.880 --> 03:08:31.680
after show stuff

03:08:31.680 --> 03:08:34.500
mostly make fun of Steve

03:08:34.500 --> 03:08:35.400
since he's not there

03:08:35.400 --> 03:08:37.420
yeah yeah that's great

03:08:38.440 --> 03:08:40.240
that's my favorite time for people

03:08:40.240 --> 03:08:40.940
to make fun of me

03:08:40.940 --> 03:08:42.240
it is

03:08:44.360 --> 03:08:46.160
alright y'all have a fantastic night

03:08:46.160 --> 03:08:47.000
we'll see you next week

03:08:47.000 --> 03:08:49.380
see you next Tuesday