You got me going. You got me going. When you led me to the water I drank. But I drank more than I could hold. When you took my mind and my body. Now you're going to take my soul.
Where can I let me go?
Another Monday night. I hope everybody is doing well. Let's get that now. Welcome to Blood Forged Wisdom. I'm Steve.
I believe that Shug Teal was on this morning so we may or may not see her this evening. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. How you doing Shug?
I'm good. How are you?
I'm alright man. Hanging in there.
I got a bunch of permanent marker flower.
Oh nice. I actually like that strain a lot.
That shit will make the whole fucking house funky in like 10 seconds.
That's a good one.
I bought a half ounce of wax last week in California. I couldn't believe it.
Obviously it wasn't like a dispensary but still.
Yeah. Because I get it gray market that's how I'm used to getting it. So I'm always like highly fucking surprised and offended if I have to get it by the gram.
Yeah. Vegas started doing you can do you get an eighth now.
Eighth jars.
That's cool.
Yeah it is nicer and you do save a little bit more money when you do buy you know bigger but you know whatever.
Everything is changing here. It's like the industry is so crazy right now. Like there's a bunch of brands rebranding and like so there's going to be like what looks like a whole bunch of new brands coming to Vegas but really they're not.
And I think some regulations some new regulations are going to be put into place here soon. So I mean we'll see. It's very interesting.
How are they moving forward on the whole lounge aspect.
So there's a couple lounges open and they do. So if you're going to open a lounge that is connected to like your dispensary the lounge license for that is $100,000.
If you were going to open up a lounge that's like an independent building not attached to a dispensary the lounge license is like 10 grand.
So the dispensaries that will so right now all the lounges that are around are all attached to dispensaries.
So Planet 15 has one new has one GTI I think is going to they own the building where cookies on the strip is and their contract is up with them this year so I think they're going to end up cancelling the contract with cookies and making that
one that's on Las Vegas Boulevard and Sahara a rise and that's a three story building and they had talked before about doing like a rooftop lounge which would be fucking pretty dope.
So that'll be cool if they do that. Planet 13 they have a lounge they have like a little speakeasy lounge, but it's really really tiny, and I don't know I just don't really fuck a planet 13 like that.
So I just don't ever see myself there and it was cool because it's an indoor outdoor so they have big ass glass doors, where they can open them up.
So you can have an indoor outdoor experience plus they're on the Indian reservations so all the weed there is tax free although a little more expensive.
And they're able to do like the 420 Carnival they're able to do every week they do a free comedy show on Thursdays.
They do all kinds of fucking events and shit there because it's the reservation.
That's cool.
Yeah there's a lot of stuff there I mean I haven't gone for the comedy night I should but you know I'm a hermit I like to be in my house.
Yeah.
But I'm excited to see what's going to be coming up here because we also have some new brands coming to town.
And you know, that's always really interesting because you know Vegas really does have a corporate cannabis here it's a few a few big companies that are kind of doing everything around here so
I love when like a smaller brand tries to come and you know make it.
Yeah, no Vegas is pretty freaking locked down on everything man.
Yeah.
But I do I do appreciate that we do have a lot of testing.
So we get to know like terpenes and stuff like that and I know a lot of people don't care about that I am a person who does care about terpene so for the people who do Vegas is a really cool like a cool cannabis place because we do do things differently than most the states around.
You know, so I mean I like I love the cannabis culture black market is my favorite but the way that you know we're going this has to be an option as well because it's like what I do for work you know.
But I do encourage people to grow their own lead and you know spend as little time in the dispensaries as possible.
Right.
Yeah.
This is unrelated to absolutely anything.
Yeah.
So you all motherfuckers need Jesus.
You do.
Honestly though that dude is such an incredible chocolate maker.
I get so stuck watching his videos, but he knew what he was doing back.
It's just it's not what you think it's not.
We do wholesome content on this show occasionally occasionally.
We're trying.
And then also occasionally we get AI produced hellscape videos about the current reality that we live in though.
You ready to burn these Epstein files?
Hell yeah.
Let's do it.
Watch it go up.
That's it gone forever.
Good job, boys.
I couldn't ask for better pitches.
Thanks, baby.
Yeah.
Call it a Sunday and fed you up.
Yeah.
Dude.
Oh, God!
Alright.
I love how unserious our world is.
Like all the people writing reviews for that hotel that got bombed.
Like it's just nothing and like never nothing that ever happens is ever really taken seriously anymore.
Like the second any information drops, it's memes, it's fucking reels.
It's.
Yeah.
I mean, that's because most of the people that are doing all that are still under the impression that it's never going to happen to them.
Yeah.
And they're going to be really fucking shocked when they wake up one morning and like their entire life is on a blockchain.
And they've got to scan their biometrics to get on the internet.
And then they find that because they made a post back in 2017, they aren't allowed to purchase this or leave that.
And they'll have no idea why it happened and no idea where to attribute any of the blame or responsibility.
I mean.
Having said that, it is fucking fun to laugh at it.
I hope I die soon.
I hope I died for all that stuff happens.
Okay.
What about your kids though?
They can come with me.
I already told Zeke if they try to do a draft and fucking we're out of here.
Going to Poland.
All right.
That's an interesting spot.
Why Poland?
Close borders.
No.
Real white out there.
Then how are you getting in?
I'm white.
Did you not hear the second part of that?
Right.
Are you Polish?
No.
But.
Okay.
I'll pass.
I don't know yet.
Yeah.
I'll be all right.
It seems like Americans are heavily included in that we're full kind of philosophy.
I mean, they were offering people that, you know, we're of white Christian descent.
Move on over.
Make us a stronger Christian nation or whatever, you know.
Well, I mean, you can, you can fake that resume.
Yeah.
Right.
Like how in everyone that didn't prep wants to live where the preppers live after the apocalypse.
Yeah.
And what can you do?
Nothing.
Oh, we'll then know.
Move on.
I got skills.
What are you talking about?
No, I mean, in general, a lot of people are like, yeah, we already got a cook.
Thanks.
You need to have something unique.
Like if it was, excuse me, if it was my compound, obviously I would have doctors and the people
that needed to be there to, you know, rebuild, but I'd also want some gestures.
I want some people who are going to make me laugh.
What's your unique talent?
What unique talent are you like?
Well, I can over explain terpenes for hours.
Like, oh, we're fine.
We didn't have that person.
You can stay.
Shit.
Thanks for showing up.
I'm not even talking about me.
I want to know what what are what unique talents are you going to bring to the compound?
Tennessee and for local will be the drink of my compound.
What Kool-Aid we just drinking.
And Tennessee and for local.
We're going to put in a big ass Kool-Aid joke and pass it out.
And whoever gets to fighting first.
You know what I'm saying?
They the next ones.
They got to do the potluck.
I don't know.
Whoever beats the bear mason.
We want bear mace random people and then just feed them for local and Hennessy and see who wins.
So like a juggalo party.
Yeah.
Pretty much.
Marsh pits and shit.
I didn't realize that juggalos were such like drug.
Like, I watched this chick was saying it was talking about the juggalo fest is fest.
That was she was at like, okay, so don't take drinks.
There's like tons of fentanyl.
Like she's like, there's so many fucking drugs here that people are slipping into drinks and all kinds of stuff that's happening to women.
And I'm like, that does not sound like a place I would ever go again.
Right.
Is that an accurate?
I've never been to a gathering of the juggalos from what I understand.
It's not like that, but it could be or that could just be the experience that she had or not.
I don't like, I don't know.
I really don't man.
I'm sure there's lots of drugs there.
But like the thing that I've heard people most warned about is the poo doll.
Where the juggalos like to throw like the like rubber 20 all in their fucking sweaty festival ass crack and then throw it on the ground.
Right.
Porta potty or in the middle of the trail or something like that.
See how many people put pickup and handle the poo dollar.
That's so fucking disgusting.
I would be the shit out of somebody.
Well, I'll take things that aren't going to happen for 400, please, Alex.
Hell no.
I do have something on the juggalos though.
I do somebody.
I don't know why where but somebody had a camera around some juggalos and asked him about the recent bombing of Iran.
Because who else are you going to turn to for foreign policy advice or answers than a fucking clown in a bikini?
What?
We bombed Iran.
What do you think?
I think that's actually fucking terrible.
It's fucking gay.
Thank you.
Thank you so fucking much.
I appreciate it, base.
We shouldn't be doing this.
It's not warrants it.
Thank you so much.
Look, even juggalos know that we shouldn't be bombing the Middle East.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
Yeah, so juggalos are hip.
They know.
I mean, it's they get you because just like Venezuela, you know, they put all over TV.
Everybody's really happy.
People are so confused.
They don't even know if they should be against it before it.
I mean, I do know that if women.
If women want freedom and don't want to wear heat jobs and like shouldn't be
stoned to fucking death for, you know, my new things that I know that I,
I do think that women should have the freedom to do whatever they want.
Right.
I also, in the same hand, I'm like, don't always want to be involved in
everybody's conflict.
Obviously I'm much more of an isolationist than anything.
I don't feel like we need allies, but you know, you see the videos of
people in the streets, women not having to wear them, not having,
you know what I'm saying?
It's like, yeah, but you saw that before this.
It's not enforced.
There's no, see, there's no fucking police in Iran walking around holding
guns at women's heads, making them wear a hijab.
That's not a thing.
Didn't a girl just get murdered there for wearing her hijab?
No, dude, that was a total fucking op.
That was a total fucking op.
So how are we to know what's not an op?
Because everything that I've ever brought up is an op.
So what?
Well, it's pretty much all fake and gay.
If the mainstream media is showing it 24 hours a day and like all
of the regular fucking talking heads and the mainstream alternative
media talking heads are all screaming about the exact same
thing.
It's fucking fake and gay.
Fair, fair.
There is women that are being oppressed in these countries as
well.
That is a fair thing to say.
That's not it.
That's not even more fair thing to say it's none of our fucking
business.
It's not our business to be doing that their own people should
rise up and stop whatever the fuck's going on over there.
Absolutely.
We are on the same page with that.
What I'm saying is how deceptive the mainstream media can be
because I think we can all agree that if women don't want
to fucking wear those things, they shouldn't have to whether
that's law out there or not.
There's women who feel oppressed, right?
We all feel like the women out there shouldn't have to feel
that way.
Absolutely.
On the same hand, I'm the same as you.
I don't fucking think we should be involved in anything over
there.
It isn't especially anything for Israel.
Anything in partner with Israel, anything for Israel, we
should be running from immediately.
But at the same time, Shug, you're going to tell me the
same all of the same people that are in the fucking files
for fucking kids and exploiting women are now
suddenly so concerned about women in a foreign country.
No, no, no, no.
The Iranian women thing is a total fucking nonstarter.
Nobody's saying that anybody gives a fuck about those women.
Definitely not the Republicans.
They're not over there fighting the war for women.
We know that for sure.
And then the liberal women over here are for the regime.
So they're not fighting for them either.
Okay.
Like nobody's nobody is really fighting for the women over
there.
What I was just saying, we can agree that women are being
oppressed over there.
That's not a thing that should be happening.
If they don't want to wear them or don't want to have to
follow those rules, they shouldn't have to.
Then I was just saying how deceptive it can be just
much like Venezuela because what's on the internet, what
is on all of these things, it can.
You see these women cheering and you're like, well,
that's cool.
I'm really glad that they got that on the same token.
Why the fuck are we over there in the first place?
Why the fuck are you guys handling your own stuff?
So, I mean, I do think that women are being
oppressed in the Middle East.
I don't think that that's a Psyop.
I think that that's real life.
And I think that the people of those countries should stand
up for the women and they should, you know,
get their freedom back.
I do think that like we can all agree that women should
not be oppressed over there.
I don't know enough about Iran or any of that to have
an opinion on the politics.
I was simply saying and that doesn't negate the fact
that yes, absolutely all of these fucking people are in
the Epstein files.
All of these people, this, this,
the Epstein files to me was the most important fucking
thing that had come out in forever.
Like, so for them to have this, this go on right now,
obviously we can all see what's happening.
But, you know, I do think that, you know,
women don't want to be fucking oppressed anymore.
That's a plus.
I don't know.
Yeah, I just, I, that has, if you can admit that
that has nothing to do with why the U.S.
and Israel are bombing Iran.
No, that's not why they're doing it at all.
Then why is it the crux of your conversation?
I absolutely know it's not because of that.
They're not over there to liberate women.
Okay, then why is the whole oppressing women
and women and things?
Because it's a topic I wanted to talk about, Steve,
it doesn't always have to just be about the war.
Well, no, no, I thought we were talking about like
the Iran bombing thing.
Well, the perception on the media is that
the people in Iran are thrilled that this happened.
Much like I brought up about Venezuela,
we had a discussion about it being, you know,
on the internet, old videos, whatever the case may be.
It's just a topic of conversation because we were
on the topic of Iran.
In no way do I think that Donald Trump,
the savior of fucking women kind,
is over there to liberate fucking women.
Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
This has nothing to do with women.
But when you said it's not like that,
women don't have to wear, you know,
hijabs and all these things, I asked a question
saying, hey, didn't a woman just get fucking
killed out there?
And then there was a bit of an uprising
after that happened because her hijab was wrong.
I asked a question.
You said it wasn't that.
You said it was a Psyop.
That's how that went.
So I'm not sure.
Yeah.
And then we landed on,
well, we can at least all agree
that the women shouldn't be oppressed.
Well, I mean, sure.
But, you know, if we're talking
about like why a war is going on
and then you're like, well, we can at least
all agree that baby ducks are cute.
Well, yeah,
I definitely agree that baby ducks are cute.
Wholeheartedly.
I concur 100%.
But that's, you know,
it doesn't like even the fucking
the secretary of state
is telling people
why they got into this.
Yeah, but I never said they got into this
to liberate women.
I want to be real clear on that.
Clear that if Iran came under attack
by anyone, the United States
or Israel or anyone, they were going to respond
and respond against the United States.
The orders have been delegated down
to the field commanders.
It was automatic and effective bear to be true
because in fact, within an hour
of the initial attack
on the leadership compound
the missile forces in the south
and in the north for that matter
had already been activated to launch.
He always looks like he got caught
with coke in his pocket.
You know what I mean?
And he's like desperately trying to lie
his way out of
having to empty his pockets.
I hate that guy so much.
You know?
But he's straight up saying
that and he'll go on
to like reiterate it
but the Israel
100% forced
their hand into this.
There's no such thing as
the United States
of America. There is only
Israel's bitch.
Well, let him finish.
Those are even preposition.
The third is the assessment that was made
that if we stood and waited
for that attack to come first
before we hit them
we would suffer much higher casualties
and so the president made the very wise decision
we knew that there was going to be an Israeli action
we knew that that would precipitate
an attack against American forces
and we knew that if we didn't preemptively
go after them before they launched those attacks
we would suffer higher casualties
and perhaps even higher those killed
and then we would all be here answering questions
about why we knew that indeed.
So
Israel forced us
into a position
where we had to
preemptively
attack a country in case
they may be retaliated against us
for what the person
that we supply with weapons did
to them. That's not a
beneficial relationship.
Narco Rubio?
It's not.
It's not. It seems like
the Israelis are using
American children
as human shields
and you're
just letting them.
But like
Israel has done this so many times
and the people that are
in these positions literally in their
fucking weirdo Satan child
molesting brains really
think they're doing a service, really think
that Israel's their ally where
all of us can see through it, all of us
see the speeches, the
fucking shit they talk about how easy
it is, the files alone
about what they talked about how
the Goyom are so easy to control and let
them run their fucking fingers to the bone while
we reap the benefits. That is such a fucking
Jew trait and it has been for so long.
I don't think any of us are really
surprised, right? I'm not surprised by
any of this. I'm not surprised
that the second that he would, that
Netanyahu came back out and was like,
well, three years to nuclear, like
it's fucking weapons of mass destruction
all over again. And
this time it just was
quick on the draw
and that was that. I mean
it doesn't look like Iran's
like folding. It looks like they're
fucking giving it to Israel pretty good.
I mean from the
videos I've seen but
I mean
I
think that I think
I definitely think there's going to be some
shit popping off here because they're not
they could never really like
like attack the United States
missile wise. We wouldn't
have a missile war like
they're having over there but they've definitely
positioned people within the states
to, you know, cause harm
if that may be or whatever. I guess
Texas just had a shooting out in Austin
or whatever.
Yeah, dude.
Look, I'm not laughing over it.
How do you feel about that, Shug?
I mean
I don't really know much about it.
I have barely been on the internet.
I know they said
what they said in the report was like
some illegal Muslim
I don't know. I honestly
don't know. I don't
I don't go to Texas.
I don't go to clubs. I don't
I would have assumed that
you know
I thought they maybe would have done some shit
like that before we hit
I ran to really get the American people
on board with it but you know like
they did 9-11 but
Who is they, baby?
Whoever.
Israel fucking all of them together.
Al-Qaeda, I don't fucking know.
Okay.
Oh, yeah. All right.
Let's not talk politics
right now, Steve.
Go ahead. What the fuck?
No, Steve and I already talked about it on the
AM show.
That's I was just like you know
we love you, Shug. We love you.
We just love you so much.
Look dude, my fucking life is busy as fuck
and I don't spend as much time on the internet
and fucking buried in the news as you guys do anymore.
My bad.
This podcast
political podcast series. I don't give a fuck.
We get it. We get it.
We understand.
We get it.
Going up the news, Jim Carrey had a
fucking doppelganger.
Or did he?
Now his publicist is saying that was 100%
him.
Exactly. So what the fuck?
What are we gonna do? What are we doing?
I don't even know.
I don't even know. I mean it was obvious.
It was obvious that
it wasn't like I don't even know why the publicist
would come out and be like hey
so that was really
it was really actually Jim
even though
we can all tell it wasn't
and then
the dude
who claimed it was him
got popped for
posting the AI generated
photos and it wasn't him
and it's like
okay but sure but it wasn't Jim Carrey
you know that's obviously
not that dude.
Nah. We know Jim would never
Jim would never
and why the fuck is he even getting
an award
in France?
Right.
What the fuck has he done recently
that would warrant him to get
an award in France?
Well and
even the people that are like yeah
it's fucking Botox or whatever
okay but Botox
to the best of my knowledge
please correct me if I'm wrong
Botox doesn't
typically change your eye color
and turn you
from a left handed person
into a right handed person.
Come on.
So this is the other thing too
is that on January
I think 21st
or 27th I can't remember the exact date
he had done
an appearance on Jimmy
Kimmel I believe
one of the jimmies okay
I tried to go on both of their
Instagrams and look for the date
that he was on there and they have
pictures of almost every single
episode they do with every guest
they have like on their Instagram
but the dates that I was looking at
that Google was saying that he was
on the Jimmy Kimmel show because
I wanted to compare like hair length
because that was about a month apart
like hair length some other things
could have played a factor I'd be curious
to see what he looked like a month before he looked
so different right so I tried
to look for pictures of it and I couldn't find
literally I couldn't find a fucking picture of him
on Jimmy Kimmel anywhere okay
so then on Instagram
there's this drag queen
that does all these
celebrity like
Alexis Stone
her name is Alexis Stone
right and if you pull up her Instagram
she she really
or he really does some fucking incredible
mask work he did a Meryl Streep
that looked almost exactly like her
you know whatever so this like
really cryptic Instagram message
that he had posted was like a mask that looked
like Jim Carrey with the teeth right next to it
so then on to you know
go on with the
conspiracy quote unquote was
that she had actually
like cosplayed as him
or whatever then supposedly
he had posted a post
where it had said do you believe me yet
which obviously got all the conspiracy people
you know up and going
but if I was able to
find the fucking Jimmy Kimmel picture because that one
everyone was saying that he was
basically doing the same aneurysms
the same mannerism same
all of the old Jim Carrey
but I literally couldn't find a picture or a clip
or anything from it maybe you can find it
you're a little better with the internet I don't know but
it was weird that like just
those the day would be skipped over
on their Instagram too and I tricked both of them
because I couldn't remember which one it was
dude yeah yeah
yeah how you gonna
sign autographs with the whole wrong ass hand
yep
and then there was like even at that event
there's some pictures where
it looks like his eyes are
is normal like hazel kind of gray color
and then there's some pictures that look like
his eyes are really fucking blue
and even with Botox the thing
is is those cheekbones and like he would have
do have gotten like cheek implants
because that is like
I don't even know if you could achieve
that type of cheekbone with Botox
and if you did you'd have to use I feel like quite
a bit of it I don't know I've never used Botox
but I would think to get
such a prominent
cheekbone because that shit was like
I don't know you guys saw it it was like
it looked like Santa Claus and shit
it looked like Hillary Clinton
really did with those yeah
weird freaking
gnarly cheekbones
but I don't know
I don't know why the publicist would come out
and be like no no no that was totally Jim Carrey
they should have just been like
fooled ya and moved on with their life
like it was so fucked up
like a prank
yeah no
it doesn't make sense man
doesn't make sense at all
but then
it's coming out so close after the stuff
in the Epstein files talking about cloning
you know talking about that Selena
and Justin's sacrifice in a fucking baby
because that bitch don't fucking look like herself anymore
either like at all
they're saying that
that's Gina Davis
like it's so
great like that conspiracy around that is so
crazy because they're saying that
like they can move
for lack of a better word
I guess souls
and that's Gina Davis
which I mean I don't know if I believe all that
but that doesn't definitely
doesn't look like Selena Gomez that did not
look like Jim Carrey
didn't look doesn't look like Jamie Fox
doesn't look like Kanye
yeah
yeah it's not really a conspiracy
they've pretty much like admitted to it
well Jim Carrey
had already talked about
how he used to send body doubles
out to distract
the paparazzi so that he could go
on about his day
and it's like well dude if you're
you know you were using body doubles
15 20 years ago
why don't you just come out and say I fucking
hate the French and I didn't want to
go over there
I would have told him that to suck it
fuck the French
especially because he has come out and said before
you know even though he's done it
in joking tones like he's been
very very serious about what he said
about Illuminati and all kinds of his
cryptic like
language he does you know
so I mean at this point
I don't know maybe he has a new movie
coming out
maybe
I mean
let's see
blah blah blah
yeah no
his only
fans
no
his only thing
about his only statement
about this
at all was just oh no I
had a great time in Paris with my family
there's nothing about like that's actually
me or
I don't know dude this thing is fucking weird
it's weird
it is weird
everything just feels like a distraction
from the next
well sure
that's why I don't be on the internet as much anymore
that shit's so fucking draining to my brain sometimes
well we've fully
fully entered
the in shitification
period
of society
and if you're not familiar with the term
in shitification it's basically
like describing
how
digital services
and all of the devices are made
shitty on purpose
and it goes beyond
like the planned obsolescence thing
it's just everything's designed
to be just shitty
not not because it can't be better
but because it's going
to cost you more money
and that's the
the point and so
Norway the country
starting to come up with
regulations to
combat in shitification
and they made a whole
ass ad about it
yeah bro because they were like
we're not selling shitty products no more
it's illegal
I saw that
you can call me a shit maker
my job is to
make things shitty
the official title
is an shitificator
what I do is I
take things that are perfectly fine
and I make them worse
more specifically
I
make it shitty
I come from a long line
of people making things shitty
my father was an shitificator
his father before him
and his father before him
so yeah it's a proud tradition
in our family making things shitty
but it is
hard work and
it's not very cost efficient
to do it like this
I can only be in so many
places at the one time
I needed a way to scale up
the business without
working myself to death
and just when I needed it
the solution lands
right in my lap
enter the internet
all of a sudden I didn't
have to move around to make things
shitty I could just say in one
place and make things shitty
for way more people
at the same time
and that's when things really started to move
got a favorite website
let's fill it with popups
preferably scam
enjoying a video
oopsie
ad break
oh you bought an expensive
phone great
here's an update to make it shitty
let's say you have
a thousand pictures of your
deceased mother oh so sad
what do I do
I make you pay for it
the memories maybe yours but the photos
they're mine
so it's very important
it needs to be nice at first
but then
yes
what do you say
that's what I'm talking about
you're not happy with
the way something you really liked
turn shitty
contact customer service
here talk to completely
useless chatbot
no human
they'll
oh
here's my favorite part
let's say someone starts
an alternative service
what do we do
we buy them
make people dependent enough
and then
make it shitty
you
sell me
a car
well it's a great
sold I'll buy your car now what
I don't have any more money
you have me in the palm of your hand
you can crush me
so what do you do
updates
radio
premium feature
heating
premium feature
now I have a shitty car
and I can't afford a new one
but what I can afford
is a small monthly
payment
make it
shitty
the future
the future is looking bright
it's
breaking is now a premium feature
please enter your credit card details
that's great
make it shitty
that's great
well hopefully they get somewhere with it
and hopefully it picks up
because yeah dude
just having
shittily
design products that
are supposed to
frustrate you and drain you
financially
okay Leo you're such a fucking boomer
you're such a boomer
we spent like two
full minutes
explaining that this was an ad
that the country of Norway made
because they're
stopping or attempting
to stop the
problem of it in
shitification
that wasn't real Leo
Leo take a lap
fucking boomer
I love them but Jesus dude
you the fuck it he checks out for like 30 seconds
he's lost
you gotta reboot you know how those old
Microsoft computers work
right
poor fella
right
his daner should just check in on him
especially during blunt force
should definitely
be more involved
monitor the situation a little bit more
closely
feel like yeah
they're releasing scary movie
six
yeah man
about that
did you see the trailer for it
I did not and you know screen
seven's about to drop too so
what the fuck
but I don't know like
I didn't realize
that they had made so many
different versions of the same shitty
movies
well I mean it gets the people going
somebody's gonna go watch that shit
you know
you know let them make the money
where they make it you know it's not like
you know motherfuckers are fucking
brain he acts any fucking way
motherfuckers can't even
tell the difference between AI and regular
shit you know so let them go watch
a fucking movie for the 18th umpteenth
time with the same shitty ass storyline
right
fuck dude
I have the
I have the scary movie trailer
here
just so we can see
the enchantification process
hard at work
yeah right
I mean the American version of it right
yeah
my god
he stabs her
not her
are they them
he stabs them
be bad
there's a serial killer on the loop
hello Tuesday
I had been preparing for this for years
hello leather
you look like shit
should we hurt? I really want to
but I'm a Republican now so I'm
supposed to be racist oh girl I think
all white people are white anyway come here
okay
hey there we
heard tell of a Halloween party we're here to
play bad music do some half gay
shit why just
half gay
are you sure to
thank him
what the fuck
somebody help
help
bitch
we on break so you handle yours
I'll be right or here
eat my falafel
and my pork rinds
bitch
wow
okay
I mean I guess
I'm glad the Marvel brothers got it back
I guess
it's
a bunch of callbacks
with five-year-old
shit-lib woke jokes
yeah
and
a whole bunch of
recycled cast members
yeah
ray
I guess I mean some people might
they might have needed some work
I don't know
yeah
that just looks
awful
it's cringy
but once again
you know somebody's gonna like it I guess
I mean it's that
or another fucking Marvel movie
I did
hey man
I'm not saying I'm
lining up for it William Wallace
it's a
thing that we take a look
at popular culture on this show
and usually make fun of it
yeah
fun of itself
yeah
you know
I have a video movie theater and fucking
I can't even tell you the last time I went
to the movie theaters
there's not been a single movie that I feel
has not been like
a recycled type movie in
what feels like a decade I don't even know
I can't even think about the last time I
saw a movie that wasn't a remake
of something or
your punk ass bitched out on cocaine bear
yeah
that was the last
movie I went
to in the theaters was cocaine bear
and before that
the last movie
that wasn't like a movie I went to with my kids
was sorry to bother you
yeah don't have the
we did a total banger
yeah
sorry to bother you is probably more funny
or more scary
in 2026 than it was
when it came out eight years ago
okay that part because it's like
well that movie was
a documentary series or
premonition I don't know what to call it
now
I don't know
I don't know it was
rough back then to watch it
because it's like damn
I hope this doesn't happen and then it's like
damn
yeah it's fucking
happening great
dude
so first show of March
yeah
should we get any sponsorships yet
no
champs hasn't even happened that shit doesn't even
happen until May
okay May heard that
hey I've seen that uh
what's his name god damn
what the fuck burner burner had like a court
case or some shit going on
he's had a lot of court cases
there has been so much drama
with cookies but it sounds
like he's able to
talk about it now so maybe people will
get his side but
basically TPC which was
like the merch line of cookies
was trying to take
take control over everything
he had to give like the
like the motor
home that cookies had
it's definitely been like really hard
on the brand they'll be able to pull
through though because people really love cookies I
mean and not even for their flour but like
he ended up I guess getting the rights
back for the merch which
you know good for him because it is his
brand but definitely
has been a
battle for him for like a couple years
now so I'm excited to I guess he just
put out a book I do want to kind of like
read it just because I am curious
about his perspective because
he was definitely being
made to like he was
being made out to be somebody who like
didn't give a fuck about his employees didn't
pay had all these invoices
that like companies he wasn't paying
like shady business practices
but I saw that he made
a post that he can talk about it wrote a book
so I mean I might try to pick it up just to kind of see
what happened from his end because I only
know really what the media's
covered and it's basically been mostly
the negative stuff that's happened because
I guess he was advised maybe
not to talk about it or
wanted to wait to sell a book to talk
about it I'm not sure
but cookies will cookies will be fine
people love their shitty weed
right
right it's just
as long as it has that C on it
yeah it's just brand
recognition yeah
that's why Stizzy's still around Stizzy
is some of the worst shit on the planet
cartridges and flour but because
they were able to
really just come in the industry
with a punch when they did at the really
right time that they did they were
able to market their merch they were able to get
in every dispensary they were able to get all over
the US so if you come from Chicago
to Vegas and you like Stizzy
it's everywhere it's not consistent but
most people don't know whether it is
or not you know somebody who's just a cartridge
smoker isn't going to see a
slight difference from Vegas in Chicago
but yeah
like people be and and
Stizzy sells their shit for fucking
$15 and a
$20 for full gram
cartridges giving away free batteries
so it's like
people are always going to be
loyal to cost
and to pricing and to a deal
way more than a brand
Stizzy gets both they get grand
loyalty because people love Stizzy
and then they get costs loyal
or price loyalty deal
loyalty because their shit is like pennies on the
dollar
and really they're shitty they just have some of
the grossest shit every single thing I've ever
smoked if there's tastes like somebody just
throws fucking pepper in my mouth
everything is so peppery and disgusting
every cartridge it could be
a raspberry cartridge and it still tastes
like blue raspberry pepper
yep yeah no
they're fucking their carts are garbage
they do
like a version
of
like live
resin here
that is okay
but it's mostly
okay because it's like
86% and cheap
yep
you know what I haven't smoked any
I guess they have a liquid
diamonds now too and I think they're going to be trying
to come out with a rosin who knows
maybe and to be fair
Steve Stizzy in California
is probably the best
Stizzy you know because that's like
where they are from
cookies in California is way better than
cookies in Vegas way better than cookies
in Chicago so
I'm sure that maybe
even your guys' Stizzies aren't
tasting like a bag full of black pepper
I don't know the flour does and the carts
do but for whatever reason
their dabs are
decent
they're by no means great
yeah I did
I did go to an event a couple
weeks ago and they were there
and they did
say that because they took their
concentrates off the shelf for a while
and they're bringing their concentrate back
and they're doing a rosin so
I mean I'll probably try it just to try it
but we'll see
you guys
get better stuff anyways from
any of those brands like I would
smoke cookies from California before I smoked
cookies from Vegas I'm sure
yeah
either way it's kind of
a let down
I don't know
so that's the fucking
you know corporate cannabis man
and it's the hedge fund weed
it's just all around
shittier because you're
not you're not
trying to produce a product
that you know
it is worth it to you to
spend a little bit more on nutrients
or let it cure a little bit longer
or like do a proper flush
on it or anything like that
you know
they have a fiduciary
responsibility to maximize profit
for shareholders
yeah
with
the company is working I'm working for
like they are
small like still mom and
pop companies so their cultivation is
like all small batch they still grow
everything intense everything is really really
small batch so like somebody called
them wanted 5,000 pre-rolls I wouldn't even be
able to get that to them you know what I'm saying
so and they still do like
compost soil and stuff
when they grow they're still doing
now I can't say that they're
like not they're organic because
they do add like I think
magnesium and a couple other like nutrients
in that way but they don't
radiate and there's a lot of brands in
Vegas that radiate and there's just like maybe
a handful that don't so there
are brands there's another brand
floor that is does a
lot of a lot of organic
as as organic as possible GLP
is another one so there is
brands that are trying
to still be
successful brands in a
place where it is corporate cannabis but
90 probably 90
percent of the brands out here are radiating their weed
to get rid of past you know some
of the brands there's a handful of brands
that will use you know pest on pest
to get rid of past so but
there's so few and far between because
you know those big
corporate cannabis places will buy your
cultivation center out and
you know there's
GTI cure leaf cure leaf
has 192 stores in the
United States they probably have
30 licenses right now
in states that are medical
GTI has 14 stores
in in
probably 19 stores now
19 stores in just
Florida and Florida is only
medical they have here
they have four spots to
put dispensaries just
sitting on deck waiting for
a new regulation to come in waiting
for you know what I'm saying like waiting
for whatever
whatever seems the most profitable form but
they have they hold all the space for it
they hold all the building permits for
it they're ready to go and most
of those big brands are like that I really
do hope some of these smaller mom and pop
dispensaries can you know
tough it out and tree life
is one in particular because
they got really great deals I don't know how they do
it but they got two stores
they're busy all the time they are staying
afloat and I really do hope these small
companies make it
but you know the likelihood when
you have you know billions of dollars
with GTI cure leaf
cure leaf and true leaf that are buying
up spots in fucking places that aren't even
legal yet buying spots for
places that they know will be legal in a year
from now it'll be legal in two years already
buying those properties you know
mom and pop shops it's gonna be tough
it's gonna be tough especially when you get that
federal legalization which is
going to come at some point I hope
it doesn't I'd rather just keep that shit
at a state level but you know
it's it will and then
that's gonna be an entirely different ball
game there as well so
yeah still like I said
grow your own weed if it's
if you have the means and you can
and you can you know produce some really great weed
I always say grow your own
don't go to dispensaries you know whatever
if you have to go to dispensary
find one that's maybe a little bit more mom and
pop or has their own house
brand that's a mom and pop type of situation
if that's a route you want
to go
yeah that shit
get find a really dope plug
right yeah
yeah that's fuckin
I don't know man
it's got to be
really hard for people
coming into that environment
but I mean the R.J. Reynolds
and Philip Morris the tobacco companies
were buying up like hundreds
of thousands if not millions of acres
all over you know northern
California right
before it went
recreational ten years ago
right because they were just
they were ready to
ready to take advantage of what
they spent a hundred years
fighting you know
and they were like oh it's not going that way
okay well let's you know make sure that
we're the people that corner
this market
yeah so Ohio
when I worked for GTI we were
Ohio was is
recreational and
they were up on the ballot for
or I'm sorry
their medical
they were on the ballot for recreational
so we were all going to go up there train their staff
get their store in order get things switched over
in metric to you know reflect
for the recreational you know
regulations and and what not
and literally plane tickets
booked and everything and last
minute it fuckin came that
they voted against
the recreational
and I mean they were obviously close enough to
where these brands
my brand at the time GTI which is one of the top three
they obviously
for should thought for sure that it
was going to pass recreationally otherwise
they wouldn't have invested all that money in air
fair and ship for all of us you know what I'm saying
and the training and everything
but last minute they did it and you know
GTI was just like alright we'll send you guys
over to Reno we're gonna do a revamp over there
didn't cost them nothing didn't do
nothing they get to stay medical next year if it
goes up boom they've already and it's so
easy to switch from medical to recreational
that's easy peasy
you know so
it's a
it'll be interesting especially the bigger these
brands grow and
at the end of the
day they'll be three standing in the government
and
it's so fuckin lame
I know dude
you have the means grow
for yourself by a little press
you can make your own wax dude you get a little
fuckin wash off of Amazon for 50 bucks
like you can make some bubble hash
like if you really
really didn't want to fuckin and you grew your
own flour and shit you can make your own edibles
like you could get
everything that you would need
maybe not cartridges I'm not entirely
sure the process of making
distillate only like a bubble hash
but I'm sure you could do it if you had
the right equipment
my buddy has a press for me right now
he's gonna give me and I'm like
alright let's see
let's see what I can do with this
well
and I mean all of the equipment
at one point or another was
either
you know equipment that was used for something else
and like slightly modified
or
you know all DIY in the first
place so
you know yeah dude it's
every certified
hash labs started out as a
fuckin
well not every but every original
started out
as a fuckin black market
fly by night operation
you know it is one of the easiest
things possible to produce
to extract and all that kind of
shit
all you need is a flat iron
yeah and there's like
there are really gnarly ways that
carts are made there's really gnarly
ways that people you know cut them
and fill them and all that kind of stuff
there's also people that are
putting nothing but
distillated cannabis
in them oh man give me
a rosin cart
hell yeah I like a good rosin cart
um but
you know I mean that's why I typically
I'll buy I'll usually buy almost everything
black
market the only thing I do get from
dispensary I do buy my
cartridges from dispensaries
because I don't really
know what the hell is going on over
there and I do know we are heavily regulated
so if I'm driving because I you know
I bought my new car and
I almost owned
it for like
eight months nine months now and I've
never smoked a cigarette in it like my whole I
was never gonna smoke a cigarette in my new car
I do still smoke cigarettes but I my
whole job is driving so like I'm not
smoking all day but I don't smoke in
my car so
um when I go to
like California or whatever I'll
grab a cart and I'll just hit that for
three hours and those I always do buy
from dispensaries but
you know just because I feel like
carts are a little I don't I don't really
know what's going on with carts or
whatever you know
um I did just drop
the stream yard link in the chat
if you would like to you were more than welcome
to hop in sound off talk shit
ask questions or shower us
with praise the only things that we
ask of you is
that you mute rumble
before you hop in that way there's no
weird echo or delay or anything
um if you are
blacked out drunk rethink
joining a live stream
on the internet in front of people that
will be a permanent record of your behavior
um if you
assault us with poetry you will be immediately
an irrevocably banned in this
and all known and discoverable universes
from now throughout perpetuity
uh so don't do that
um
hey John uh and yeah
and other than that it's a hang
um so if you're
incapable of being on screen
with other people without
cutting them off or filibustering or just
you know talking over everybody
uh by all means start
your own show and do that by yourself
yeah
there's John
hey what's happening everyone
how you doing man
good I just figured out
how to like uh get rid of my
uh rumble uh the other
the uh
yeah your live broadcast that echoes
like a couple seconds
and I'm doing good
I'm doing good man I'm uh
just walk past the little cemetery
up on top of the hill
and it's just really pretty
the way that uh full moon
sparkles off the graves
uh it's a beautiful night
here in Oregon it's a beautiful night
sitting so uh lovely
from far away
we're supposed to have the uh
the blood moon thing
tonight
yeah it starts at 333
where I am
and when I was uh
where I was when I was like trying
to type that into the telegram
the person next to me was talking about
completely nothing to do with the
subject at all said 333
as my finger was on the 3
those 333's
I hear they come in 3s
right
it's weird
how they're encouraging
everybody to go
outside and be a part of this like
mass moon
viewing ritual thing
yeah
at the time we're like going to some like
uh sort of religious war
that they would want us all to get
involved in some kind of lunar
rituals for being weird
is a little weird
yeah
I mean I'm probably gonna be
asleep
but uh it looks beautiful right now
right what's up Hamza
yeah what's going on
are you going to be taking part in
any blood moon rituals this evening
nope
Teal how about you
Shug how about you
no sir
I will be sleeping at 333
on the third of the third month
of the third day
nah I put everybody
in jars way before this blood moon
came so yeah
and I got that out of the way I didn't wait for the blood moon
for me to start cursing people and putting them in jars
and throwing them off bridges
right
it kind of reminds me of all this weed talk
a few uh some years back
uh we were going to harvest our light
death during a uh full moon
lunar eclipse
and uh
so we thought you know what a better
time to take acid
and uh
we didn't really we were kind of wait for like the
totality
before we started cutting down the first
plants
and it was still light out when we
asked it we stared at the moon
until we finally decided
hey you know what
let's just uh let's harvest tomorrow
we've been staring at the moon for six
seven hours and uh
it's cold
that's fucking funny
yo can we talk about Iran
yeah you're right
yeah so
Khomeini is not dead
everyone is that is that
weekly world news Hamza
or is that official reports
confirmed through multiple sources
no look look look
Khomeini isn't on it too
okay so it's weekly
world news Hamza
so Khomeini isn't on it
the shaw
everybody and their mother fucking mama
is in on it
basically it's all
part of the 2030 agenda
you'll own nothing and you'll be
happy the Middle East is going
to get destabilized usually
in the Middle East countries like
Saudi Arabia
UAE
Qatar Bahrain
they get like 100k per month from their
governments but this month
like this march
they didn't get their annual
income
their income
you know I'm gonna tend to agree with you a little bit there
I don't think that
these people are as divided as they pretend
so they didn't get their income
now
they're like
they're starting losing money because the
oils
like the prices are going up
so Europe is going to be fucked too
because they used to get their gas from
Russia
and now all the oil
barriers are being destroyed
they aren't going to get
their gas from
Middle East now so they're
fucked so
plus gas prices
are going up
Hamza have you been to Europe?
yeah as a kid
okay
because people have been talking about Europe
for some reason I've watched it recently
and
I haven't been there but one of my very
best friends I've known for years
lives there with his wife
who is a
a tall
blonde European
they're not really much they live
out in one they've got
countryside or the desert or something you know
he doesn't live in a big city
Iran
which Iran
well the nation
Iran
well my understanding
what he's at
has four seasons
a lot of my friends
travel with them to stay there
and come visit he asked
he told me I should come to visit
I love to this fucking village it's beautiful
but I always
I see all these pictures
friends of mine
and people in his village
females
and they're alive
and they don't have any headdress
and they're just walking around
I don't know if they're driving
but
I think
to kind of like
what should we say in earlier
getting some pushback for
I think that's a big
it's trumped up
let's say to as a
reason and an excuse
obviously
you weren't saying that's why we were there
but I think that
the women aren't oppressed there
the way
maybe we think there
the world
it's not as bad as the media says
but they are oppressed
like let's be honest here
but not as much as the media says
oh they can speak
they can go to school
I mean they hold high powers
in the government women in Iran
I actually didn't know that
yeah a lot of them have like
higher positions
yeah they have more women in college
than you would think
to be honest am I wrong Hasma
like they have women
they have a lot of women in college
yeah
it's not like they can get educated
and stuff they can
they're in the government
in the parliament those type of things
the only thing is like
they have to wear their headscarves
they can be like nude
or show their body parts
but that changed like recently
they were losing a lot of like
support the Islamic regime
Khomeini was losing a lot of
support in Iran
people were revolting so what they did
was okay we'll give you something back
oh you don't have to wear headscarves anymore
so they were already
losing power in Iran
before the intervention and the sanctions
like the sanctions were there
the recent sanctions
so the timing is also
weird because they were losing power
and all of a sudden they started
pushing more sanctions
they started bombing and now
people are supporting the Islamic regime
in Iran
well it's like
most city place too
there's like different religious sects
and some people are like more strict
than others I'm guessing
and probably even in the United States
most Iran Muslims are not like strict Muslims
yeah
we are
there's probably some super level
most types
some fundamentalists
and like
it's not like one person over there
Iran like
there are like some religious fanatics
but not many
they're only in like the government
and
like you have to say you're a religious fanatic
otherwise it's hard for you to live there
that's what I heard
my buddy said that when they killed
that one general or something years ago
with Trump bomb that guy
that everybody in his
village quietly
was throwing a party
but when his
when they show up
they don't always like
behind closed doors that's common
it's not new that happens
well my Iranian friend
he's a big hippie
he had dreadlocks and stuff
kind of shaved him off a couple years ago
but all he does is smoke weed all day
I guess
it's like pretty accepted the weed there
but there's a
a giant opium
as well
are we talking about Poland
no Iran
okay I didn't know
if we got on to where
Shug is gonna
expat to do they smoke
do you know Shug? Do you know how Poland
feels about cannabis?
I don't know dude
I don't either
it was a joke
I don't know shit about Poland
I thought they were
I kind of thought that like
those east block Catholic countries were pretty
pretty backwards about their cannabis
philosophy
like I said it was a joke
I'm not actually leaving
the United States
I'm gonna probably just die here
history man is he wants to go to Europe
he wants to go to Milan
and what make sure that the Israelis
get boycotted from future Olympic games
because that would be a justifiable reason
I would support that
100%
what's up Leo
I'm here to make your day
shitty
I'm just not taking a shit
you guys wanna hear some good Canadian fucking news
go on
I mean you're gonna tell us anyways
17 year old kid in Toronto
busted with
375
kilograms of cocaine
he can't be named under the young
offenders act by the way
that's a lot of cocaine for a 17 year old
you said 375
kilos
damn
that's a fucking grip of cocaine
for a 17 year old kid
he was running
I guess he was the fucking wheel
the greasy wheel
here's another good one
Canada is ready to
our housing crisis is already here
if people are not noticing it
there was 278
or no pardon me
268
new homes sold in Toronto
in the month of January
of the city of 2.7 million fucking people
a city with
68,000 fucking realtors
try that one
on precise
nothing's selling
nobody's buying
a lot of Canadians flying
to Mexico
lots of Canadians in Mexico
a lot of them flying back
after the last couple of weeks
a lot of
a lot of movement
a lot of them flying to fucking Iran
let's make Iran great again
wanna talk about Iran
yeah
it's funny
I heard today that Cyprus
was hit
was Cyprus hit by fucking Iran
no Cyprus wasn't
okay there was a UN country
that was hit
that was covered on the
they blew up the Fairmount hotel
on the UAE
yeah
they hit a couple hotels in Dubai
okay
and then Bahrain as well
yeah they're part of the UN
which means if there's an attack on a UN country
that means it's all for UN
I mean
attack on Turkey is going to be
yeah
so article 5
doesn't guarantee
an armed response
article 5
just includes
armed response as a
a potential
result but it doesn't mandate it
yeah that's more NATO
than the UN
but what happens
if Turkey is attacked by Iran
from the rear will Greece come and help
then we are going in 100%
will Greece help
fuck
it'll slide in a lot
here don't you think if Greece is there
how would you know
well my wife gave me a free
tickets to the local Rubin tug on
Turkey's neighbor is Bulgaria
not Greece
yeah
to my local Rubin tug on the weekend
and it took me three hours
to wash the tank off my dink
wait
I think he would have been a
backup dancer for LL Cool J
enough to have better rhymes than that
fuck
it could have been black fuck I would have to wash
the fucking black off my cat
sorry
right I say
every time Leo gets up here
he sounds more like he's from Boston
and he does sound like he's from Canada
it's like he's handling Mariah
doing stand up when he gets up here
I'll fuck it
I might sound a little racist here guys
and girls out there but
the way to handle the Iran
and the fucking Jew fucking
shit that's going on over there in the Middle East
do it like Milosevic did
dig a big hole throw everybody in the pit
and fucking go look
okay like what are you doing
fucking shit
I could care less it ain't affecting me at all
right
even if gas went to the price of fucking
ten dollars a fucking liter
or forty dollars a gallon it's worth paying
okay
get rid of both of them fuck here you go
Leo's got
interesting foreign policy
points you're lucky I ain't fucking
the president of the United States
everybody's lucky that you're not
Leo everybody
I'd make fucking Hitler look good
anything yeah
I'll quit off
anybody with a decent haircut
could do that Leo that's not really a brag
and so it's really not
but he got 400,000 Iranians
partied in the streets of Toronto
400,000 that's a lot of fucking Iranians
in one country 400,000
there aren't that many like royalists
like look right yeah
look the thing about Iran
like Iranian migrants
the two types of Iranian
migrants like
both of them hate the Islamic
regime but there is one
side of the like one side of
the immigrant one side
that supports the like royalist
like
like the palabies the Shah
because there were the elites
in Iran just like we have Bill Gates
Karl Schwab those type of people
so
it's one great big fucking club right
huh?
it's one great big fucking club
we're not
we're not so the elites
basically the rich Iranians
they all support the Shah
Pahlavi they all support
Zionism
yeah
that's gonna happen next
is they're gonna run out the Hayatola
the next ten of them
because they're all fucking in succession right
like I'll give you an example
many like Iranians
in the east coast like New York
Jersey
Philly they aren't as rich as
the Iranians in SoCal
like for example when Iran
like Iranians and when
Iranians came to the west coast like
they're like the one family member
came first but with the people
who came to California the rich ones
they just came to like
they just came here in the states
and bought everything they started businesses
straight away because they were rich
well I think all Muslims
are fucking
gearboxes anyways right
Iranians aren't like
super religious at all
well Persians aren't
Persians aren't super religious
let's make it a decision
no majority of the Iranians
are not like super religious
they're just like oh you're Muslim
by birth but
this is the guy in the middle there
with the tiny hat
not the guy with the wide brim hat
he's a clown
this is the
they are attempting to
install back into
Iran and he lives in Bethesda
Maryland
he doesn't live in Iran
he hasn't talked to an Iranian
that is from
actual Iran
in 40 years
he left before the revolution
he has no connection to the people
well I mean that's
kind of proving what Hanson just said
well it's not pretty
it's not a real nation overall
but was that
the supposed
are you saying that guy that's like kissing the wall
is supposed to be the next
yeah that should go well
that's why they call it
regime change instead of regime
end
they're just changing to a new fucking regime
don't we want to end regimes
not just switch them
yeah I don't like the word regime
at all
change the word
to what Leo
I don't know something more fucking
uh
friendlier regime sounds
fucking mean to me right
I like democracy
accurate
that's like
scheming too close to scamming
right
I don't like the word scheming either
but is that a hijab on that fucking guy's head
yeah I'm a god
yeah
so much I fucking know it
I don't know how he's
he's not a Muslim woman
no he's a fucking Jew
he's a
he looks like he needs a second war
yeah
to put on his knees
I think all Muslims are fucking fags
the reason why
is because you don't know what you're getting under that
fucking hijab right
the males
don't actually wear hijab
no no the fucking females
oh the females are all fast
oh the females
it could be female could not right
who knows do they take that thing off
when they're sucking cock I don't know
yeah
it's actually like
three midgets stacked on top of each other
they're all super short
it's like the little rascals
going to get a bank loan
exactly my theory
yeah
hand stands on the carpet
say that 10 times
in a row
who was the guy that was denied a bank loan
was that the arsonist
I think the arsonist was denied a bank loan
if I'm not mistaken
anybody remember that story
did he get pissed off and go burn down the bank
I don't know Leo he reminds me of your cousin
yeah
which one
Leely's quick
we're fucked up down here Leely and Canada
can't you tell I'm your retarded cousin
I'm your retarded cousin from the north
my retarded cousin who likes to light things
on fire yes that's you
fuck I used to love lighting everything on fire
everything
was like fucking Frank
you definitely have a fucking pyro energy
oh when I was 6 years old I used to burn the ants
okay that would be on the sidewalk
I used to have fun fucking just
just burnin shit right
fuck I burnt down three houses
when I was a kid
but you never killed a cat right
you're not like that guy
I burnt down the barn with all the ants
it sounds like a pumpkin made a story
if it wasn't coming from you
here's something that's not made up
I bought a bunch of sirloin tip steaks
and I thought Sunday I worked
so I was like on my way home
I wasn't sure if I had enough steaks for everybody
because there was fucking 12 people
I heard you can't eat steaks in Canada
because it's against the Hindu religion
oh no listen so I went
to a nice fucking market
okay and I bought two T-bones
they weighed one
isn't cow their god basically the Hindus
shush
listen man
it cost me 66 dollars for fucking two steaks
there are about 1.2 pounds a piece
right so it was over
20 dollars a fucking pound
30 dollars almost a fucking pound right
but they were the best fucking steaks
I ever had in my life
I don't know why
but they were the best
they were like the Tommy boy steaks
no they were fucking
it was 100% Canadian AAA beef
100%
now I eat out of the keg
nice fucking steak houses right
these were fucking
these were the best fucking steaks I ever had in my life
but the price
right 66 dollars for two steaks
fuck
damn Leo
that's like the price at any steak here in the US
what are you guys complaining about
right
I bought three of the worst steaks
I've ever had
it was only 22 dollars
but it was the worst steak I've ever had
in my life
I want my 22 dollars
you paid 22 dollars for a fucking steak
I should have just brought it back
so give me my money back here you eat this
on a bicycle with a comb
and combing your hair at the same time
yes
maybe throw in who's paper
yeah that kangaroo meat is not bad either
it's better than fucking half the fucking beef
we get here
but that T-ball
what's the name of the horse that you ate
what's the name of the horse you ate again
Sally
I should have caught on because
there's more to that story
my brother was at the other end of the fucking
I got eight brothers
that's a great story
one of them was at the other end of the fucking table
going
I'm only like nine years old I didn't catch the play
right
he's a horse
the horse of course of course
as I'm fucking chowing down on it
was like fucking bubble gum
I've had kangaroo before
kangaroo isn't that bad
it's not you know on a hoppin line
he's gonna tenderize it like any other meat
yeah I've had camel
I've had kangaroo
camel
what's your favorite meat though
I've eaten lots of camel toe
ah shut up
what the fuck is shit done
have you ever had
have you ever had strap back
I don't know
what's happening though
what's happening
he said no dad what's it taste like
I said shit the fuck
that's a great story like I said
earlier um no strap back
is uh the best
meat you can get off an elk
an antelope a deer
you know that's that's the stuff you want
it's like
I don't know Steve help me out here hi
that's off the back of the animal
the strap
yeah
I would call that a back strap
I like the deer cheeks
the yellow jowls
you ever have prairie wasters
no
those are bulls
what Rocky Mountain oysters
yeah
and I'll tell you you'll have
you'll feel like fucking uh
uh palm and almond
chocolate bar
sometimes you feel like a nut
sometimes you feel like two nuts
you always feel like two nuts admit it
I ate one of those fucking cow testicles
one time they're pretty good
cows don't have testicles Leo
wow the fucking yeah they do
the males
that's a bull
what a fucking bull
Rocky Mountain oysters
um well if you're gonna sit
here and do fucking jokes
from 1983 like you're an eight
year old kid who's been locked in a closet
with a creepy uncle who forced him to watch
nothing but fucking porkeys
his entire existence
we're gonna back a little bit
he changed most any drink
whiskey Steve
why are you always picking on
that was a good description
because it's an accurate
description of your particular sense of you
Berlio
it's an eight year old
who's watched very graphic
sexual material and nothing else
but listen I'm really not like this
in real life okay I just like this
on the internet
why are you liking real life let's hang out with that guy
no you don't want to hang out with that guy
I did eat the horse by the way
that's a true motherfucking story I don't care what you
believe but it was true
oh I've known several people
that have eaten horse
I know a couple dogs
that have eaten horses well I knew
they're not around the world
I had a great dog
or cat
yeah what ever Leo's ate cat
before I knew a dog
that ate the nuts off of a
llama
um okay I hope that's not
go miss
yeah is there a video of this
it's weird
we said my dog
Dolly one day when we were cast
for eating hogs
I think 14 pairs
of hog nuts
and she just loved it
you know climb a tree to get him out of the breaches
but she didn't look too good later
and drew him up
he was
we were doing a hog
one time and my brother
was standing behind my dad when he cut the nuts
out of it and my dad threw the fucking
nuts back behind him and it got my brother
ate in a fucking moment
yeah
what's your brother's name
Joe
really good looking guy
he gets behind the horse the horse almost took his
fucking head off okay uh bucked him in the
fucking face
and he got nuts to the chin
no his two front teeth came out
and he was crying he's only like fuck 14
years old time he's crying my teeth
my teeth my dad looked down and he's seen a
fucking leaf with some bird shit on it
there's your teeth and he picked it up
and my brother looked at it
we ever laughed it was fucking my dad was
cruel
so he went he went to
for about four years without his fucking teeth
we got a job that he could afford
his own teeth but as moral of the story
is never get behind the fucking horse
no I agree with that
usually
usually decent advice man
yeah and he nearly took his
fucking head off Steve
also don't um don't
get in a car with a loaded gun
when your parents don't tell you it's in the
fucking glove compartment
yeah yeah yeah don't do that
don't do that either
he used to ask every time is there
a loaded gun in that
compartment
my father apparently forgot that it was loaded
and in the car
while I was driving
was it ready to go oh god
it was so ready to go
I was like if I got pulled over I would
have been uh I don't know how you say
fought
why you're not allowed to have loaded guns
I don't have a concealed carry
yeah well they don't have a right to search
either
I don't know how your laws are
right well it was Florida so
I don't know I just found that out tonight
I was like oh there was a loaded gun in the car
you found that out tonight
after I
operated the vehicle several times yeah
I was like thanks mom
this isn't your one free phone call is it
no it is um are you gonna bail me out
John because I really could use
like 3500 bucks right now
I don't know about bailing you out
I could try to break you out
but uh
is that where you're talking about
you're driving around with a loaded
handgun in the glove box recently
it was it's a funny story
I'm sorry
John you mean it was a funny story
uh
yeah
someone recommended you
don't stand behind a horse
I don't know if I'm gonna screw that
I wouldn't stand behind a horse they have
hooves usually
well when you're
if you're gonna have horses
you're probably gonna have to stay in mind at some point
you know
you gotta clean their hooves
sometimes you gotta hit their feet with a hammer
you know if you're shoeing them
or you gotta
are we still talking about horses
they're people
no girl
I usually don't use a hammer
to put people's shoes on but
ponies
you don't want to stand behind a pony
does ponies kick sideways
uh
at least they got some jiu-jitsu shit huh
they're just like hi-yah
yeah I got the shit kicked out of me by a pony
it was a half horse half pony
vegetarian
vegetarians I heard
fuckin donkeys are good for that
you would know
you're related to a few I guess
yeah
I thought we were friends
you know donkeys loved to snuggle
have you ever
have you ever came across
donkey in the wild
they all come up to you like a cat
Don what the fuck are you really talking about right now
who the fuck is just gonna walk up on a donkey
in a wild who the fuck is just walking in bases where they
mean a bro donkeys. I'll tell you what Tiel. I've seen a
burrow out in Nevada. There's a lot of burrows. A muslin will
because that's what they fuck is donkeys. Oh, mother fuckers.
Leo was my neighbor had a pair of donkeys. He just looked
kind of uh let them kind of cruise around the mountain
and they would show up at uh anybody's house and they
there was just a joy to have them show up. They'll just
come up and be like, hey, you want to hug? You want to hug
me? Yeah. Did they grant you wishes? Did they grant you
wishes, John? I like uh no, no, no wishes. Or maybe they
could. I just didn't know that. Yeah, I like donkeys. I like
donkeys and goats. They're uh they're not fucking mean at
all. Oh, yeah. That is me and Leo, apparently. Real
sweethearts. Yeah, they're just never afraid to bend over in
front of a goat. They make they make great lawn fucking uh
lawn uh bores, right? All they do is eat the fucking
grass. So anyway, uh, so go Shelley today, Steve,
fucking fire. I love. Look, man, you, you. Well,
France and Italy are on high alert too. Oh, cares. Um I love
you. Fucked up. Fucked up too. Now, we had a good show earlier
today. Hang on. I saw I saw pieces. It was good. It was it
was fun. It was it was red uh as as many technical
difficulties as you guys had. It was pretty fucking
red. Yeah. Supershow to have Chuck with you. That's
awesome. And with you, I mean, what a great match. It's fun,
man. Chuck is Chuck is gonna be a regular on Mondays now for
until he stops having fun with it. I'm down. He reminds me
of India a little bit. I told India. I was like, Chuck, kind
of, you guys could be related. They have a very similar
voice. Is Chuck fucking French? He's from Jersey. And
he's fucking Italian. Yeah. You know, he's Sicilian. He's
very Sicilian. Sicilian in Irish. Yeah. Wow. Who's the guy
who was the guy that was just on talking like he was
French?
Who was the guy that was just on talking like he was
French? Oh my god. 15 minutes ago.
That wasn't a Jersey accent or a fucking Italian. Are you
talking about Hamza? Yeah. Yeah. He sounded French. Hamza.
He's never been out of Canada. Hamza. This man just accused
you of sounding French. How do you feel about this? We'd like
to know.
He was like, who's the French guy? Who is the French guy?
Hobbes is Middle Eastern as fuck. I'm dipping their French fries
in vinegar right now. I want to punch them. Right. That's
English people. My best.
Fucking. Oh, the French eat like chips, too. We got maples
clear up fucking fries over here. Steak treats. I love
me some steak treats now. Can I can I ask you guys a
serious question? What's that? Do you do you think we
should have a class in high school where we teach kids
how to survive in the 70s and 80s? Like they have to
learn how to use a rotary phone or a VCR or something
that existed before they became attached to like
iPhones. I think that would be fun. It would be like
Homeac meets tech. Yeah. I don't know. But I mean
think of it like this, Lily. It sounds good but
think about the we have a group of adults that are our age
that are just as retarded any fucking way. So it kind of
be a waste. Most teachers might not know how I would say
no only because we don't even use that shit anymore.
And I think that you definitely have a different idea
of what school is because they barely even have
Homeac. They barely have electives. They barely. Yeah.
There's no sewing anymore. Yeah. They don't even have the
budget to like teach people how to fucking make an
omelette. No. There's no no probably when you're gonna
tie your shoes. They don't have to be back in the fucking
belt for the days. But maybe that's what home schooling
becomes. Of course that's what home schooling becomes.
It's like sewing. And of course that they should
offer is a survival course. Okay. Yes. Leo. Yeah.
You kick them off into the fucking bush and fucking we'll
see you in three fucking weeks into the bush. What's the
kind of thing you are. Thank you. Teach them survival.
Teach them fucking how to preserve food. How to grow.
Okay. We've they've lost the touch. The wrestling should
be mandatory and find out what's edible plants. Okay.
That's not study that shit instead of fucking
homosexuality. Right. Yeah. They don't even really
do like economics classes anymore. It's like now I know
like history but like I mean let's be honest what they
do with math. There's no actual fucking yeah for sure.
Like they be talking about gold and silver. What's funny
is like I had a teacher in I don't know fucking
high school. His name is Mr. Barowitz. Guess what
fucking background he came from. But he actually
taught us how to read the Nasdaq and I gave zero fucks
because I was like I'm not going to do that with my life.
I'm not going to I'm not going to live like that where I
pick up the paper when we used to have newspapers you
know like maybe just teach a kid how to read a
newspaper. Well they need to know where's the
fucking this is my other newspaper. It's the
fact of like parents aren't even active in their
child's education anymore if we're going to be
honest and being in the education field now it's
sad. Parents aren't active in their child's education
at all whatsoever. And so if it's not going to be
if it's not going to be reiterated at home what the
fuck is the purpose of a teacher breaking their
fucking neck trying to teach your kids some shit if
the parent isn't even going to fucking be active
numbs like at all whatsoever in their child's
education. I got you I got you but so as a
parent right maybe maybe this is where I'm
going with this because I'm not a parent and
I'm sorry I really commend anybody who's a
parent and can survive these days with kids
because like teaching them what used to exist and
like how it morphed into what it is now I think
is important. I think that's good to see that
history of like where it was written and that
was truth and now it's not truth and then it
became manipulated and all these things social
media. I think there's a lot to be said about
like let's take them back a little bit to see
how we fucking grew up. I don't know maybe
I'm just being an asshole. I don't think
any of that's a bad idea. I think that's just
the exact opposite of what the goals are for the
school so that you're going to have it's
going to take a lot of convincing you could
probably I think that's a fun idea to show
kids the ancient technology of the 70s and
80s and 90s because it really is just about
ancient compared to the ancient. I love that
you say ancient like it's fucking
scrolls are fucking like you can use your hands and
shit. It's fucking weird. I think that's not
about you could probably sell that to like
homeschool groups or some like I mean it is
like Teal said it's the responsibility of
the parents like my kids know about 9-11
my kids know about things because I teach
them I'm hella active in my kids lives
so like I have to combat public school
because I can't homeschool I work and I
don't know so it's too hard but like I have to
fill in the gaps like schooling but I see
it's the bare minimum and you know like Teal
said that there is a responsibility of
the parents so like my kids really into
vinyls so I do take them to record
stores I teach I buy him books I buy
him things that fucking love that like
like vinyls and different things but
you know I do think that the parents need
to step in and if that's a thing you know
that you want for your kids but yeah as
far as school go we can't even get them
to like my my son got lucked out he goes
to a pretty decent high school like they
have shop they have woodworking so like
his school has but there's a lot of
schools that don't even offer the
bare minimum of electives anymore so
it would be nice but the reality is
that the schools are hurting so bad
for money they had to cut basic things
like teaching people to make a fucking
omelet and had a so
the schools are hurting for money I don't
believe it I mean I don't know where I
live every uh six months they vote uh
to triple the money for the schools
and every six months the schools have
less shit I mean what are they gonna
spend it on they're producing a
bunch of terrorists I'm just kidding
screens like giant screens the money
that the school board gets they lose it
in lawsuits pretty much talk that shit
Leo pretty much what it is as for me I
went to a great school here at Windsor
because I'm right next to Detroit
and uh every school here in our city
offers high school anyways offers a
machine shop woodworking uh toolmaking
computers in 1987 the computers this
is the CPUs for this fucking biggest
thing you've ever seen right now as 400
yeah right yeah I took a machine shop
and from grade nine from fucking 14
years old till I was 17 years old
I was a machine shop well I've been in
this trade as a machinist now
since 1987 I was still
still in high school working full time
okay 40 hours a week nights for a
fucking tool shop running away the
whatever right uh and the science is
okay or their compulsory over here okay
you're gonna you're gonna take a
science I took plant biology and the
best thing I ever did was take those
two trades because I use the plant
biology every fucking every year when
I'm growing okay uh indoor and out uh
in my living as a machinist right so
I got fucking 33 years in this fucking
trade that I'm at right now because
of fucking taking it in high school
right I took the are you Illuminati
confirmed right now 33 years I
are you kidding me I'm 55 years old
man really I've been in this trade for
55 years a number sorry sugar had to
say it so you either selling weed
growing weed which was a plant
biology aspect of it I really fucking
was intrigued with fucking plant
biology okay of the nucleus the
atoms all that shit right your
hydrogen your phosphorus your fucking
oxygen everything that goes with
plants I'm still I'm still learning
every fucking day I still love it
right and I love my job I fucking do
look what I'm doing right now I'm getting
fucking paid can I work for you can
you can you hire me am I a TN visa what
would I be if you hired me in Canada
right now I work for an American
firm so fucking probably be easy for
Americans to come on let's do it
let's do it I really hate my job
all right we'll talk later bye okay I
got to go because I am on the
American dime right now and I do
that but you guys know how to get a
hold of me right and you get taxed at
56% or whatever really tired buddy how
to get a hold of me you know how to
get all of me
come on j-date right we're going to
find you on j-date is that we're
going to find you go to the second
truck stop past the Canadian border and
Windsor and flash your lights twice
not three times on the fucking
stall with the hole in it and leo
beers
I love you leo okay I got to go bye
have a good night leo ciao ciao Leonardo
see Lele I'm glad you even brought that
up because we per like my school
district is probably one of the least
funded
um unfortunately I see it a lot parents
aren't very engaged in their children's
education
you know we do take a brunt a lot of it
or consumption educator huh or their
consumption mind and body right well
their consumption is based off of how
much funding we get we are federally
funded my entire district is federally
funded because the parents don't even
have enough money to put into the city
so that the taxes fall back on the
school district right so that was their
property taxes right you know exactly
those property taxes went to a brand
new casino they just built so we have a
casino but our schools can't even get
fixed in certain areas because parents
can't fund it so parents are always
kind of lackluster in their own life
they're not gonna right you know why
you know that it is number 48 in
education
dog maybe fucking started I've looked
at I'm just saying this state is bad
and I'm amazed that there's smart kids
I'm like I who are your parents I want to
meet them you know well they probably
had a chance to get a better education
or got put into extracurricular
programs their parents are involved
they can put them in the boy scouts
girl scouts they can put them in the
the extra things that are available
there's no boy and girl anymore it's
just the scouts just so you know scouts
that they them scouts
jesus but like I have there there are
programs that I I I put grants in so on
my school district has cte so we have a
culinary program for children so the
high schoolers get to go to culinary
class they get to learn searing and
things of that nature they get to
prerequisites before they go to
culinary art school we have a nursing
program where you leave out of high
school with a cna we have a bar we
have to hear at the hospital we have
a high school program
state but that's at the hospital
does it start at the high school
it starts at uh 10th grade so I
actually go on site to monitor a tour
with the students here who want to get
into radiology or whatever they want to
get into which is cool you know
phlebotomy they want to take blood
you want to be a blood drawer it pays
good I'm just saying if you want to do
a good job 38 bucks an hour to draw
blood
um you can be a vampire for 38 bucks
an hour
well yeah I'm just kidding but it's
it is cool to see how they've tried to
you know improve the return on
investment of our youth
these kids are smart and I give them
more credit now than I did maybe five
years ago
um there's so many kids that have been
through stuff that
I've never been through at that age
18 19 years old
you know
watching a parent die of addiction
you know like you watch these kids
and I'm like oh my god
they give me hope
for humanity not just for the future
but just for humanity
these kids have uh
you know
I don't know man I'm I'm not trying to
get emotional but some of these kids
are amazing
and I have hope for the future
in that regard
um I feel bad that the parents are
overwhelmed because they have to work
two jobs
to pay their taxes
and they don't even have time to
spend with their kids
it sucks
that's what's fucked up
it sucks
it sucks to fucking watch it
but they that they don't see how it
trickles down on their kids
and how it it it shortens
their it shortens the child's eyesight
on their own future
absolutely
it's very short-sighted
it's like six months out
maybe a year
they're not looking five ten years
when
when people like talk about questions
in an interview
what do you see yourself in ten
years
hopefully alive
yeah
and hopefully thriving
somehow
you know
I feel for these kids
because they look at the future
and they're like yeah
it kind of looks
shitting
yeah
it looks okay
sometimes I just get okay
but they can change it
and I think that's where
maybe my generation
I'm a gen X
you know I I feel like
we were kind of lax
we were just expecting things
you know
and now we have these kids
that are actually doing things
and I see them
and I'm like holy fuck
it's 17
you're doing phlebotomy
this girl had her certification
and doing blood draws
before she graduated high school
I was like holy fuck
you're a motivated individual
and you're going to save lives
let me talk to you about
how we can fight the system
you know
I guess
17 that's crazy
that's good shit man
that's good shit
I'm all for it
um
you should probably
start to wind down
and get the heck up
out of here
I got a whole bunch of stuff to do
before tomorrow morning show
who you got
all that so it uh
no gas just Ryan
Charlie Robinson will be on
Thursday
so it'll be Charles and Charlie
Charles and charge
yeah yeah
but three three Charles is on this week
Chuck today and Charles and Charlie on
Thursday
I don't know was your grandfather's name
Charlie Steve I have to ask
no okay
no
his name was Hollis
like Queens
like Hollis Queens
yeah
so for he was Hollis pistol
god damn
yeah
that's right
I gotta say
Hollis is a strong name as is
but then you add pistol guy Lee
oh my god
wait wait wait wait
wait from sparta, Tennessee
can we keep
you gotta tell me
deal
he at least
his grandma
has a cookbook
his grandma
his grandma has a cookbook
her name is Elizabeth
I bought it
fucking bought it
and I think we should
cook things out of
Elizabeth pistols cookbook
god damn
that's a hard ass name
boy that's
oh
shut up
it's those pancakes
he was from sparta, Tennessee
my grandma was Elizabeth, Tennessee, Carolina
dude I love that cookbook
can I share pictures from it
yeah
on the AM
yeah oh for sure
no I respect
when you shared that
I was like I gotta buy that cookbook
and I did
and it's got some good recipes
and it's cheap
it was like three bucks
she's been dead for 25 years
so it's not like anybody's
hitting them up for royalties
now I'm about to buy them all
for my CTE program
well it was all about faith and fellowship
teal
this is there
is the word god in there
a lot
yeah
yes
and I know how you feel about that
earlier
from your
I'll just have to treat it
like an fc file
and redacted
so I can put it in the school
I mean she was married to a minister
when
Hollis Pistol was a minister
yeah
Jesus Christ
literally
amen
pastor pistol
you come in with a teacher
that says pew pew
that would be funny
right
pew pew in a pulpit
I'm liking it
but
all right y'all
tomorrow's tealab Tuesday
um Saturday
no sunday
5 30 eastern standard
2 30 pacific
political matrix
on sundays
Monday morning
you'll catch me
or chuck
on and wake up with Steve
we're here Monday night
and Friday night
I'll be on blunt
no I'll be on baked in bougie
which is a local one
maybe I'll be able to slide that in
on rumble
but that would definitely be on my twitch
you never know
it might get slid in on another day
for a replay
what time does that
what time does that air teal
we're live streaming at 9 30
eastern standard time on Friday night
so that's 6 30
because I do
I carry Dave's show
and that starts at
five
it starts at yeah
eight your time teal
but it doesn't
doesn't always go more than
and yeah
it's usually around an hour and a half
6 30 he wraps it up
yeah 9 30 eastern
so we might be able to
come in a little later
if you guys need a program director
I'm really retarded
but I might be able to help
hey you never know
I'm trying to see
I'm gonna see if Steve can let it go on
we'll see how we can finesse it on
rumble
or get it on the channels and stuff
you might have to just pick another day
where we can just kind of like
re re-show it
you know I'm saying
like we'll record it and like
re-air it
on something on a time slot
no but I think you and I teal
I think I love having conversation
with you about what's going on
you know here there everywhere
and I don't know
if you can never fit me
and I'm not I'm not popular but
sometimes I make smart statements
I mean I'm always down for a smart statement
you know
I love it
you don't have to be popular
all right y'all
well thank you for hanging out
thank you for being here
and uh yeah
pull up tomorrow for the stuff
and we'll see you next week
see you next week
later