So me, past the deep blue sea Yeah, I care what you do
Oh good man, me, oh good man, me Say the reason, good to me
Okay buckaroos, here we go again Don't try and slide one by once more
Don't matter how you do it, go to do it like we know what we're doing
Lock and pin down the shrug once, twice, three, four
Cause kid, I don't give a fives my scotching tray
Living it day to day, picking up the pieces wherever they fall
Just letting it roll, letting it come eat the gold
Seems like only yesterday we rolled into this town
And the pickers nobody ever heard of before
Now we're all sporting beer bellies, we got some glasses and a bunch of gray hairs
Weaving down this shrug once, twice before
And kid, I don't give a fives my scotching tray
Living it day to day, picking up the pieces wherever they fall
Just letting it roll, letting the hard times carry the load
And I'm living my life easy come easy go
Alright Brian, I don't give a fives my scotching tray
Living it day to day, picking up the pieces wherever they fall
Just letting it roll, letting the hard times carry the load
And I'm living my life easy come easy go
Well the old dance hall is still standing, she needs some repairs
A lot of cowboy boots have slid over these boards
Well I ain't no spring chicken either, my dance cards sure been punched
And I've been out of this shrug once, twice before
I've been my home getting buys my scotching tray
Living it day to day, picking up the pieces wherever they fall
Just letting it roll, letting the hard times carry the load
And I'm living my life easy come easy go
And I'm living my life easy come easy here we go
I want to watch the news
Are you making headway?
Walker, thank you very much
What's happening everybody? Good morning
Good afternoon
Good evening, wherever you are, wherever you're hanging out
J.M. Wake up
Okay, there is no need for that name call
You bitch
Clean, you got a second one
That's what my family's murdered by the CIA, Steve
Won't you vex that thing up?
Y'all talking about eating house in here
Why are you talking about eating house in here?
The idea of comedy, really, is not everybody should be laughing
It should be about 50 people laughing and 50 people horrified
Trying to have serious conversations about serious things
Y'all talking about eating the food
We should nip it in the bud
Nobody can dispute the fact that we need
Tony Fauci, Gumbo's suppository
You have direct incision
Sometimes I retract into my shell
In order to avoid some of the drama that we've seen recently
Did you hear the question, Senator?
Running for reelection in 2026
Smooth in Spain
If you want to fight against a country you need an F-15
You need something a little more than a gun
No, I'm not joking
Think about this
I love you guys, we'll see you soon
Good luck to you all
But wait, there's more
March 16th, 2026
Welcome to Monday, everyone
And welcome back, of course, on Monday
We have the one and only
Chuck Ocelli
You're the first double nigga I've ever met in my life
We'll just say that
You Irish and Sicilian?
Yeah, yeah, welcome to Monday Chuck
How you doing, man?
Yeah, Moonday, before we get to Tears Day
Then Wotens Day
Then Thors Day
Then Friars Day
Then Saturn Day
And guess what? Sunday Sunday, bitches
But we're on Moonday, so stick around
It's true
It's probably gonna be a long week
We discovered last week
That the United States has a hat-based foreign policy
Turns out we might have been a little off on that
Currently, it's an Armageddon-based foreign policy
Which, honestly, I would prefer the hats
Now the lying that you have to do
To tell people in this country
That they are getting something out of this war
The hurdles you have to jump through
Are some of the craziest things
That I have ever seen in my life
When I watch people
I totally understand why Israel wants it
Why Netanyahu wants it
I totally understand that
I get why Jared Kushner wants it
I get why people in the United States
Like Ted Cruz wanted
But the people in Kentucky
I mean, they're going to the Trump rally
The people in Kentucky
Who are going to the Trump rally
Like these people right here
To sell to these people
That they're getting something out of this
It is the only that religious angle
Of like the third temple and the rapture
And all that stuff
The Christian sign is
If you have to go to these people
And go, well, don't you want them aside
To come back?
You don't have to go to the rest stop
I mean, the...
Yeah, somebody, somebody
Somebody got in Tim's ear
And told him that people lie to you
When they're in government
Damn, welcome, Tim
How you doing?
Tim knows, Tim knows
He's been threading that line
Because he had Whitney Webb on
Back in like 2020
Put it behind the paywall
But she laid out the whole Epstein thing
For him when her book was
You know, before her book was published
I think
And...
Okay, okay
But look, if his introduction to Epstein
Was Whitney Webb
He was at least 15 years behind the curve
So what I'm saying is
Eventually he'll catch up
And obviously he's finally caught up to
Oh, wait a minute
You mean it's not that some of them
Don't lie to me?
They all lie to me?
Damn
Okay, Tim
Like I said, party's open, man
Welcome
Right, but watch him go to dinner
With J.D. Vance right after this episode
You know
I like to say it
That's the line he's been threading
For a very long time
And so...
It's interesting
It's always interesting to hear
Because he encapsulates it in a great way
I enjoy it, it's entertaining as shit
And maybe it's the first time people are hearing it
Maybe it's the first time they're hearing it
In a way that'll actually like sink in
Or resonate
Yeah, no, it's enjoyable
Look, it's like the YouTube commercials
I got stuck in for a couple hours this weekend
Where I was watching commercials from 1979
And the breaks and the news teasers
Where, you know, amazingly
I was like, oh, wait a minute
Here's how this is gonna repeat
2029, we're gonna still be talking about
The Iran crisis, the Shah
All that, and who's gonna be the hostage then?
That's the big question
Because back then we had the hostage crisis
In 79 for all you youngsters
I was alive and watching stuff
Like, you know, the stupid Sunday night movie
And whatnot
When they, you know, they would break in
And I'm watching the New York based commercials
Exactly as I would have seen them then
And I went, that's why this is triggering my memory
Thank you very much
I mean, it wasn't just that and
The weird, you know, Mrs. Gortons
Or whatever, actually
Finally perfected her fish sticks right then
There in 79
It was all that, plus, you know
Pepsi had a giant logo on its can
But not on its model
So it was a different world, sort of
Just no internet
True, true
If the Messiah comes back
You don't have to go to work
So this is that
This is what we're doing
Oh, I thought we were like gonna
I thought our taxes
I thought like the cost of groceries is gonna go down
No, no, no, we're ending the world
We realized we couldn't do any of that
Let's be honest
You take your groceries
The price of a house is never coming down
We're ending the world
I mean, it's pretty simple
There's zero way you're ever gonna
Afford a house
Let's rapture you all
It is the only shot you have in a good life right now
Is to hasten the rapture
That is
Right now, the foreign and economic policy of our country
Currently right now is
The rapture
That is the foreign and economic policy of our country
Is the rapture
You're out of here
We're all going
The Messiah is coming back
And he's gonna figure it out
Because we don't know how to get these houses cheaper
We don't know
We do not know
When the Messiah gets here
He'll figure it out
And he'll rapture some of you
And some of you won't get raptured
We don't know
It depends on what book, what interpretation
But what we do know is
If we don't have the rapture
Jake Paul's gonna be president
So what do you want?
You want the rapture
Or you want Jake Paul to be the president
I don't
Or does Jake Paul bring on the rapture?
That's another great question
Does Jake Paul bring on the rapture?
Here's Pete Hegseth who is a drunk and a failure
Making a big mess in this war
Killing children in Iran
A truly contemptible figure
Who should resign war criminal
Pete Hegseth, friend of the shell
But he really should resign
They are massacring children in Iran
It is disgusting
But
But Pete Hegseth is a
You know, U.S. troops were told
Iran wars for Armageddon in the return of Jesus
So this is what we've got
We've got some real
Fun people here
That are
Trying to egg on World War III
I fully believe this is the plan
I think they want World War III
I don't think
I believe they want World War III
I think the Epstein documents
It started to expose things
It could not see the light of day
I think this economy
Is
In much deeper trouble than people think
And I think that
This is the plan
I mean
Steve, you got to appreciate
How we're listening to him think out loud
It's beautiful
We got
Son of Ron Paul being connected to
Jake Paul because Paul
And they're both Paul bearers
Let's keep rolling
And none of it Ron Paul
So calm down president
He is more funny doing this
Than his stand up
I can't restrain my laughter
It's the best man
I love this
What says you though
He's okay as a stand up
But this is genius
In comedy
It's beautiful
I've never been like
Overly impressed
With his stand up
Most of the time his best
His best
Stage time
Is spur of
The moment freak out rant
Or something that's been like
Cooking in the back of his head
Where he's spazzing out on somebody
In the crowd that's great
He's brilliant on podcasts
Everyone
He goes on he's
Like that's the perfect
Medium
For his particular delivery
Or you could even
See him if it was
A different era it's not now
That's long gone
Of doing like a
Late night talk show
You know like he's got
Whatever Letterman or Carson had
Or to whatever degree Conan had it
You know he's definitely got that
And his ability to interact
And fuck with somebody
From behind the desk
But you know I could
But no it's
It's much more entertaining
For me to watch him
On the podcast than on stage
Oh yeah no
Look and I'm telling you
I could definitely picture him in that slot
When they can't figure out how many
Lates to add to the damn show no more
You know what I mean that slot like
Way after Carson way after
A freaking Letterman or whoever else
Like all the marquee names are done
And there's still another late night show on
Because I can't sleep there he is
I could see that cable in the 90s
Perfect it would be crystal clear
To me and you know he would have
To have a couple of puppets
A couple of knock off looking puppets
And have to come in
A couple yeah
And guest appearances by screening
Image and shit I mean they just work out
Perfect I think you know
Stuttering John would be his
Stuttering John would be his announcer
Speaking of
Watching comedians
Think out loud in
Real time also that yes
Theo Vaughn
Having a real one too
But I do have a lot of uncomfort
About America's relationship with Israel
The Israeli political
Leaders that's what I mean
I just I believe that that
Group is
It is
It just feels
Like a satanic
Regime it doesn't seem like it feels like
They just want to cause
Pain Steve pause that
Please pause that
Freeze frame right there he's trying to
Figure out how to apologize for his
Apologies that's all I want to note right
That's what's going on in his head
He's it's beautiful
Please continue though because I'm sure there's more
But I needed to note that freeze frame
Right there that's how do I actually
Apologize and roll through this
And apologize for my apologies and then
Tell people I actually don't care
And screw their feelings and then apologize
For that is the process
As Louie caught in right there when he's
Stumbling through and it's not
Somebody flubbing their stuff and not knowing
How to speak because Theo on stage
Is better
Than you know better than Tim honestly
And better than a whole lot of other
He's all except for that last bit
The
That last run in Boston not
Not not his best work
Of every
Of night you know also by the way
Northside Charles is on Thursdays
Now and has been for like months
So
So yeah
Chuck on Monday
Charles on Thursday
Chuck ended
The show is
He's upping his trucks
Yeah no
And look man people speculate
About Theo
All that kind of stuff
He has been
In the industry for
20 some years or something
Like 25 years road rules and
Shit like that
But
It's
Interesting to watch and work it out it is
It is also
Having Reign Wilson
And Neil deGrasse Tyson's books
Right there
Prominently featured
It is interesting
But that he
Is effortlessly smooth
Normally even when people try
To mess with him when he has to do
Crowdwork he's got hecklers everything
Oh yeah
But while he's doing this loop
This apologies loop
He's just
It's a little it's almost like a
Musk glitch right there
Okay sorry
No you're absolutely
I mean you know these
They don't even know
Where all the bodies from
Gaza are and
They're already moved on
To other places that they are
Attacking and that
America is associated now with their attacks
And I don't
I believe that that will come here
One day I don't believe that
That the Israeli
Leaders that they have any intention to
To stop that I don't see that
They
Have any
Care for the American people
It doesn't seem like that
Well that's
Nice
Look I mean this
Sincerely it's good
The people are figuring this out
Even if it is
The middle of March in 2026
There's a
Thought process here that is valid
And there's a history
That's valid when people are held responsible
That's the kicker though right
There's no
Anybody being held
Responsible
I
Haven't seen that yet
Haven't
I mean occasionally
Somebody gets like marked
But that's usually so
A bigger bastard
Can
Roll on in
I've never heard that spoken
And I believe that if we
Don't speak up now
That our children won't have the chance to speak up
Either by law
Or by worse
And that may sound crazy to some people
And that's fine if it does
If it does sound crazy to you
And you think I'm crazy on that point of view
That's okay
You know I may disagree with you
But that's okay
You know I do want to
You know I worked hard to be able to have a voice for myself
And so I hope at least
You just respect that
Or I hope at least
You just see that
Like
Okay Theo
But yeah
Yeah
And you've seen him
Struggle
On a number of different shows
Since his little
Fucking flame out
In Boston
A few months back
And
Rogan tried to like
Sheep dog him
Back into
You know thinking right
All that kind of
And he is
He's totally right to ask all these questions
He's totally right to have all these
Feelings and thoughts and shit like that
Indeed
No indeed
Look I had a little issue there
Where something came unplugged sorry about that
But
Here it is with him
He's doing a great job and it is a natural thing
With the whole blowback issue
When it comes to war in general
Because let's just look at history
And I don't want to argue about it
But bottom line is you know
Germans got held responsible
The USSR people
Got held responsible
Different people when you come in
Whether it's in the Arab world or elsewhere
And you appear as invaders
To individuals who are not necessarily
Politically plugged in but are just suffering
The fallout from
Whatever is going on
Guess what happens
Resentment goes and there is a responsibility
So some people
Here in that echo in their heads and going
I wonder if America could be held responsible
For the fact that nobody's talking about
We're literally bombing the capital
In Iran you know the we as in USA
Made stuff is landing
In Iran in the middle of cities
People are getting hurt
And now it's a rumor of war instead of a war
And you know what's going on
Oh straight up war moves pay attention to that
Cause oil you know what I'm saying
So it's going to resonate
And people are going to say at some point
There could be blowback uh oh
And they don't know how to get there
And Theo just tried to get there
And didn't want to step all over
The fact that Israel
Is definitely a culprit
We as in the people bearing the USA flag
Are a culprit
There are other culprits
Involved and even if you're saying
These are evil people they need to be dealt with
And theocracies are unmitigatable
In the Middle East if you want to go through all that
Rhetoric there's still bloodshed
That is going to have a price tag on it
One way or another
Either a generation of resentment
Or retaliation
It's a natural occurrence
So yeah I appreciate what he's trying to do
But he doesn't know where to step
To avoid the mines
And not the ones that are being laid
In the straits of war moves
So I get it
And Theo's usually so smooth
That's why you know that thought process
Is loaded with 10 pages of stuff
He's not going to say
And that's what we just witnessed
So I wanted to note that Steve again
Yeah no it's I mean it is
Anyway I gotta see if I can get my monitor back
Okay
I had my backup computer
Tell me it was infected with ransomware
So I shut it down for the day
We'll figure that one out later
Yeah
Yeah that happens too
Did you
Before we really get into
The meat and taters
Of the show
Did you see
That Jim Ursay's guitar collection
Went up for auction
Over the weekend
I thought I saw a note like that
But I didn't get totally filled in
So you know by all means
Help me out on it, what's up
Well let's see
This motherfucker right here
Jerry Garcia's
Custom Bill Tiger guitar
Went for
A grand total
$9.5 million bid
And then closing costs and insurance
Total of $11.5 million
dollars
So
It went to
A family
owned
Guitar company
That does like super high end
You know vintage guitar sales
And stuff like that
And
The
Very next night
At the scene of
Theo Vaughn's
Great failure
The
Tedeschi trucks ban
And let's see
Let me get the states
Get the states
Okay
Oh well that's
Bad echo
Oh yeah yeah sorry about that
I'm fixing that
It's my monitor I had to crank it all the way up to hear you
Now it's
Back to normal
Apparently so something
I gotta replace a wire in my mixer
Sorry about that
Okay sorry
I'll fix it but I had a little old school
I have a mix of old school
Analog and digital stuff together
So some things I had to crank up
To be able to hear you there for a second
And now it's over there
So I've got it I'm fixing it sorry about that
It will be fixed
That should be a little better now
Yeah it is
So this is Derrick Trucks
On Jerry Garcia's
Guitar
Derrick Trucks by the way for people don't know
His father
Was Derrick Trucks
Who was the drummer in the Allman Brothers
Band
And Derrick Trucks
Grew up literally
On stage with the Allman Brothers
And played with them
For a number of years
And so he's doing an Allman Brothers song
Stays for a Blues on
Jerry's guitar
So buddy broke a string
Restrung a guitar
By himself for the first time
And probably a long time
Is considered
One of the best if not the best
Living slide guitar
Players currently
If you're not familiar with
Derrick's stuff outside of
Tedeschi Trucks Band even
Dudes a Ripper
Dudes a Ripper but that's cool
Also at the auction
Yeah
Um
David Gilmore's
Blackstrat
Sold for
14.55
Million dollars
All said and done
Making it the single most
Expensive guitar in history
Currently
Wow
Well there's a whole universe
Of super talented musicians
That you know are sort of
Revolve around the Allman Brothers
You know sector of space
And it's interesting because I think
A bunch of them are buried not too far from me
In making Georgia actually
But
Yeah there's
A hell of a lot of musicianship there
Unless you're like keyed in
You don't know them
But you know their sound
It's just one of those things
That exist that way
And it's also tough
When you break a string honestly
Most people just have another guitar
Ready to go and switch it out
And let the tech you know take care of it
But at a certain point
You know you don't want other people touching stuff like that
You know it's yours
You set it up and the only thing the tech has to do
Is hand it to you maybe
Yeah
People get personally and you know
And that's the thing there's a lot of blood, sweat and tears
You know shed
On that piece of wood and metal
So you know I get it
I get it
But wow the most expensive guitar
Sold to date that's something
And you know
You know that somebody
From David Gilmore's team
Left
A hand written
Note
On Roger Waters' doorstep
Just to be like
I haven't seen any of your bases
Go for anything Raj
Yeah
That's why I love the secret
Collection that Zach Wilde has of guitars
It's amazing stuff
You know he doesn't show them
In public you ain't going to see it on cribs
You know what I'm saying
But he actually goes and gets some of these instruments
I don't know what he does with them
Because I've never seen him or heard him
On any of his records that I know of
But then again that's the beauty
Of just the audio
There's a mystery, there's a theater to it
Yeah regardless
The videos generated around it
But you know there's something mystical to music
Man you know
I was having a weird conversation actually
This weekend also with my daughter
Who I only talked to every so every few months
Or whatever because she's grown
She's definitely living a different life
A little bit of ways for me
And you know she goes
You know what I was thinking is I kind of know
What your favorite music is
But I don't really know what you listen to
You know and I said well you forgot
What you were exposed to as a baby
Because you were there
So you know 20 years later
Yeah you forgot what was on dad's playlist
So sure I'll fill you in on it
And she just kind of wanted to know
What like a playlist would look like
For her dad and she was surprised
By most of it
I have
Infected
My children
With
My preferred music
Across all genres
Like their entire
Freaking lives
And
Yeah they didn't have a choice
I don't feel bad about it
That I
You know both me and my
Stupid dead older brother
Went to the college
Of musical knowledge
Where we achieved advanced decrees
And uh and yeah
Yeah it's better than them walking around
Thinking that like
Rap country
Is good
Yeah I get it but you know
That's not a wild prediction
Golden Monarch M Iverson
Is going to support whatever
Seems to be
Whatever is going to make her show
The most money number one
Number two she's going to
Definitely tell people
That you know voting in a
Rig system
For pre-selected
Pedophiles is
An avenue for getting yourself
Out of an oligarchy
But yeah if MTG runs
With anybody
She'll support that ticket for sure
Guarantee
Oh yeah
I do not find
Asians
That
It's personal taste
Personal taste
Whatever
Yeah
Neither here nor there
It doesn't have anything to do
With the substance of her
Reporting or lack of it
Nor side you know that
Let's not reduce it
And make it about looks
That
Is offensive
It's offensive
Hey listen
It's not about looks
Things are not necessarily about looks
But I gotta admit something here
I can't vote for MTG for any reason
Not just because she's not in my district
In Georgia but also because
I can't endorse somebody
Who doesn't have human feet
It's just that simple
It's not about looks but something is
You know a little bit too far gone
When you see that
I don't know if you ever saw that
Anywhere but there is a weird thing going
On there she's got some kind of cram books
Or something down there
I am going to
Confess to have never having
Noticed blissfully
Nor
Am I ever going to
Now go and follow up
I just rather not know there are some things
Curious as I am
There are some things that I just
I'd rather not
No for the audience
This is one of those rare times I'm going to say
No feet
Do not look it up
If you have not seen it yet
Do not look it up because you cannot unsee it
Please don't
It's really weird
I'm just saying it's one of those things
That popped up one day on my feet
And I went what the hell
And I went oh yeah
I've seen a lot of things
But that's just
I can endorse somebody
That stands for
Not what they stand for but how do they stand
It's really bizarre dude
I'm just saying don't look it up
Goats are sure footed
Creatures Chuck
The most sure footed creatures
So it's not how can she stand
But how is she not scaling walls
In front of people as a party trick
To me they don't look like goat's feet
It's weirder than that
You want to compare it to goats
I'm saying something like a crab thing
And the truth
Probably lies somewhere in between
Crabs also seem to be fairly sure footed
At least the ones that are old
Yeah no most of the
A lot of the women that I have felt deeply
In love with in my life were cancers
So crabs are okay
And I don't want to catch them
But the thing is it's weird to see that
And I'm telling you I'm not doing it justice
Do not look at it
It's just let's put it this way
It's not human
Wait do you have a physical type
Or is it just zodiac based
How much of a hippie are you
Like deep down secretly
I know you're in a metal band
Stuff like a hardcore band
How hippie are you
You're like hey look we can date
But
You have to be Frank Zappa
And I have to be
The girl
In Camarillo Brillo
Okay
I'll give it to you
In a sweet metaphor that I think is perfect
I chose to get legally married
Twice I'm on my third marriage
And this one has lasted longer than either one
You know but the other two
Let me put it to you this way
My first wife was
Six foot three
Which is three inches taller than me
And had to outweigh me by a buck or more
My second wife was
Five foot five
And I couldn't get her above 99 pounds
Soak and wet
And feeding her well
So you are just
You're just astrology based
In your relationships
No I'm not
What I'm saying is
That the outer shell
Is irrelevant is what I'm saying
I have preferences
But those preferences can get
Overridden both of them
Commonalities they were the palest of white
Women possible because
I am aware to white women that kind of guy
You know to be honest
But that's
And I date albinos too
Even the Puerto Rican girlfriends I had were albinos
I love pale skin
Albinos Puerto Rican
My god
You would never see the stabbing
Coming
No it's beautiful
You would just have to be hyper aware at all
Times
No
You know what you're getting
With listen
You're getting stabbed
So you've got to
Get good at that knife defense
Man
But that's
That's like telling me to get used to breathing
It's not a problem for me
I'm saying
Your Neo in the matrix
In this bitch
Yeah it's okay
I see that
That is just a projection
It's alright
Not a problem but I love the pale projection
Puerto Rican albinos are a little more common
Than you think
One of the most common largest albinos
Sort of productions
In peoples comes out of Puerto Rico
To be frank with you
Yeah and I learned this
Because I went to blind kids
And there was a section
Of blind kids in Jersey
That were Puerto Rican albinos
Very unfortunate
Being a tropical island
In the middle of the ocean
To have a high concentration
Of albinism
That's unfortunate
Yeah it's a
Guaranteed thing that was transferred
Over to them from the Spanish roots
Because again Spanish people have
And you can trace this genetically
This isn't a racist thing
Genetically it's more common
Among Puerto Rican people than it is
Among a whole lot of other subsets
And no and I was privileged
In my younger years to have
Puerto Rican albino girlfriends
A handful of them
Alright
Okay
Well also a high concentration
Of pale
Boston, Massachusetts
And the annual St. Patrick's Day
Running of the gingers
That's right
Gather round it is St. Patrick's Day
Tomorrow there will be tunes
To acknowledge that
I don't usually
Delve back
Into my
Former
Irish punk rock life
On the pre-show tunes
But I do make an exception
On St. Patrick's Day
And yeah here we go
Let's run
Wait, wait, before you run this clip
The one problem you're having here
Is that when you go for the green
And Aaron go bra on all this
You're totally ignoring
The other parts of that flag
That are represented by the people that exist there
I mean that orange means something
On the Irish flag, you know
And that's a whole other set of people
I'm just saying, you know
Well, I mean
In the
Immortal words of Connor McRapist
They can catch folks
Yeah
Up
Up the rebels
Anyway
Running of the gingers
Just saying they exist
Yeah
That's carrot topery
To an offensive degree
I apologize
Yeah, now
Side note in the strangeness of the
Specificivity of my pale women thing
Only ever had one ginger woman in my life
Only one even though I was hunting primarily
In pale grounds
Just saying
Cause
To quote Cartman
Gingers didn't have souls
Anyway, sorry
No, man
I don't know if you can do that
On this show, it's not really a thing
Haven't seen
Leprechaun, haven't
Nope
You gotta wonder
If
The Leprechaun is still
Highting out
In Crichton, Michigan
I don't know
Maybe the Leprechaun
Has relocated
I don't know
I have seen a couple little people
Women that had beards
But I don't think they count
Go ahead
I'm not sure if that counts, no
Well, just in time for St. Patrick's Day
Crowds are coming by the dozens to get
An up close view of what some say
Is a piece of Irish folklore
Some people in the Crichton area of
Mobile say a Leprechaun
Is taking up residence in their neighborhood
Oh, Alabama, this is the themes
Brian Johnson has more
Curiosity leads to large crowds
In Mobile's Crichton community
Many of you drain binoculars
Cancours, even camera phones
To take pictures
To me, it look like a Leprechaun to me
I gotta do a little bit of cheating
Who else in the Leprechaun say yes?
I witnesses say
The Leprechaun only comes out at night
If you shine a light in its direction
It suddenly disappears
This cemetery sketch
Resembles what many of you said
The Leprechaun looks like
Other parts of the community have come up
With their own theories and explanations
For the image
My theory is it's casting a shadow
From the other limb
Could be a crackhead
That got hold to the wrong stuff
And tells me to get up and play a Leprechaun
Don't get down to the bottom of this
You're still on there, God
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid, man
The crackhead is masters
Of disguise and trickery
Now look
Just because black guy who shows up on the news
Teals Auntie and Discount
Dollar Store Al Sharpton
All saw a Leprechaun doesn't mean it was a Leprechaun
Okay
Based on that courtroom sketch alone Chuck
I am going to have to be
Thoroughly swayed
Away from guaranteed Leprechaun
I seriously for a moment
Thought it was this roadie dude I had
For a while named Sean way back in the day
Who was happy to lift and tote anything
Even though he was about 5'2", weighed
About 90 pounds and you know what
Worked his ass off because I gave him
Free beer and weed
That's who it looked like to me
Except he traded his baseball hat
For something else, a bowler or something
I don't know it was weird
That's what I thought
You give him the orange beard
There's another ginger, he was amazing
Cool dude, Sean, shout out to you
Thank you
If you're in Crichton, Alabama
Be on
The lookout
For potential Leprechaun
No matter where you are
Wait, no matter where you are
Be on the lookout for potential Leprechauns
Because the matrix is broken
Please
That's true
There is a significant
Situational awareness
We will preach it, we will teach it
Situational awareness, yes
Because we're
Look, we're in the dumbest of all
Timelights, we are
Not the best, not the worst, just the dumbest
Which means even in the dumbest
We get like really entertaining
Shit
Yeah, because comic book
You know, Bernie Sanders
Breeding with Netanyahu's clone
Uh, depiction here
Definitely is going to tell us something important, right?
Uh, important, no
Entertaining, yes
Tell Donald to send in American troops
And capture Iran's missile facilities
Tell him if he doesn't send in
His crown forces
I'll start using my nukes
Instead
IDF soldiers are only good
For targeting women, children
And unarmed men
Besides, why should I risk
Israeli lives
When I can send in the Goy
To fight for me
Instead
Just a couple of lip smacks
And a few pinky bites away
From a Dr. Evil reimagination
Sure, sure
Yeah, so that's
The Iranians put that out
It looks like they went through
An Indian animation studio
Based on the voiceover
But like that's what they're doing with their time
Right, Korean ADAR
To save money, yeah
Oh, are we going to touch on North Korea today?
Because, you know, they're active again
We can do that
And they just got
Exposed for doing like a massive
Remote work
Scam thing
Trying to
Steal information
And shit like that
We can definitely get into that
Real quick
And I never
Really
I'm not saying anyone
Has to, okay
You don't have to
I don't expect it or anything like that
My birthday is a couple
Of weeks away though
So if you wanted to
If you wanted to
Look at my 1990s waverunner that I turned into
A tiny jet fishing skiff
So I cut the top of the jet ski off
And built a flat deck so you can walk all the way around
I put this nice aluminum
4 rod holder on the back that I got
Off the old center console
Got a nice boat chair on there
There's the console with the original jet ski controls
Up here I have a GPS control
Smart head trolling motor
And on the sides I put these stabilizing
Pontunes
Now when you want to fish, you drop these stabilizing
Pontunes down into the water
They keep the boat nice and stable
But when you want to run high speed
You come over here
You hit this button right here
And these electric actuators will actually lift
These stabilizing pontoons
All the way up in the air
So now you can go fast and you can carve around
Just like a regular jet ski would
This thing is absolutely incredible
Man
She
You know, I'm willing to bet
That this guy's got a brother
That has a 1958
Short bus repurposed
Into a luxury travel vehicle
I mean, I'm just saying
I can almost guarantee that there's somebody
In the family nearby that has that
And this was his answer
What do you think?
Um
I don't know, man
I have been around a lot of
Uh
Ingenuitive and bored
Rednecks
Um
And I would never underestimate
The power
Of an ingenuitive and
Bored redneck
Who took a look
Took a look at it
Took a look at a jet ski
And went
You know, for like a training thing
Right, where they do put
Stabilizing pontoons on it
And little kids and stuff like that
And saw that and went
Man, I wonder
If you could just
Build you out a deck on that
And
Then went and
Sat there and like
How to, you know, between
A bottle and a couple of buddies
I bet you could do that
I wonder if you could do that
I reckon, and next thing you know
Bam
There you go
Yeah, but there's a difference
Yeah, but there's a big difference
My friend between the guy who takes a station wagon
And decides he's either going to make it a low rider
Or a pickup, and he actually
Re-engineers the thing, chops out the roof
You know, does that whole bit
There's a big difference between that guy
Who does it with junkyard parts
And somebody who's got money
And you know, I'm just saying
And one of them is clever
And the other one is just bored
And can just do whatever they want to stuff
I mean, and that's the difference, right
You know, because there's functionality
There's, you know, recycling
There's repurposing
There's stuff that you couldn't even believe happened
And then there's a guy who has money
And goes, I wonder if I can make this happen
And happens to want to, you know, turn something
Into something when he probably
Could have just went and bought the damn thing
And one shot and be done with it
But no, he wants to make one that's only his
You know, so there's no way
Somebody has another one, right
And that's, there's a difference
Between those two classes of individuals
Doing this kind of thing, right
I mean
Sure
Sure, certainly
Certainly, I don't know
I don't think
I don't think what
I said you don't sound
Convinced, Steve
I mean, I'm not
I'm not, I don't
I don't know, I don't know
I would like to think that
Because I've seen it
And like I'm saying, dude
I've personally witnessed
First hand
Redneck ingenuity
Almost identical to that
You know
And if you
Go a couple of states
Over
Into Swampland Chuck
And go look at the
Rigged up rides
That those dudes are
Floating around the water on
I don't know, man, I don't know
And yeah, it could be sponsored
You know
You know, no, no, it's fine, I get it
But I'm just saying there are guys out there too
That purposely with the idea
Of going to hunt alligators
Created the specialty boat for hunting alligators
Oh, yeah
And I get it, and that's one group of people
But I'm saying that when you got a guy
Who's got a lot of money
And is just doing stuff
Because he wants to be like those guys
Who can go into a junkyard
And create a tank if they feel like it
He is
Doing it for a different reason
It's got a different spirit to it
True, and that does exist
I just feel like that particular craft
Would have looked like it
You know
Or been like, oh, I've got
Twin fucking
I slapped a couple of
Twin fucking Cummins
Outboard diesels on this thing
Like it
I, you know, at least
It would have more than the aluminum
Pole holder
You know what I mean
Yeah, but that's like
Watching a guy who created
Right, but that's like watching a guy
Create a car that can go 0 to
200 in a ridiculously
Short amount of time
When he's never gonna want to or need
To hit 200, you know what I'm saying
It's like there is the useful guy
Who innovates
And then there's the guy
Who just creates because
And you know
Some of them are artists and some of them are not
I'm just saying
I'm just saying be discerning about this
I'm not as impressed by that
As like the guy who goes in the junkyard
And says, here's a bunch of stuff
That everybody thinks is completely
Just ready to be, you know, melted down
Let's see if we can do something with it
And then they create something useful
Powerful and something
That somebody else walks up and says
Can you show me an example of that
Quickly, that you could just pull up
Or had prepared for the show
Like
As you well know
That seems like you're really
Splitting hairs at that point
No, I believe people can go
Find these things. I come on this show
Without any preparation, zero preparation
By the way, just in case anybody
Doesn't know, I want the surprise
Of whatever Steve has
To bring up, and I'm just commenting
On it, you know, in real time
So, to go search it out
I wouldn't rely on me to do it
I think if an audience member is curious
They can go find it, you know
I mean, look dude, sure
Sure, for the sake of it
Yeah dude, it
Of course somebody could go
Scrapyard hunting
And eventually with fucking
Cobbled together fucking equipment
But what the fuck, like it's cool
Let it be cool, it's okay
It is, like you know
It doesn't have to be
Like it really does, like it
I don't know, that almost seems like
It seems hipster
Okay, yeah
It is super fucking hipster
But there are people that are hipster
Because they're hearts in it
And then there are people that are just hipster
Now you're splitting hairs
On hipster
Do you see what's going on
Yeah, I do
And you know why I'm doing it
Because I can, damn it
I'll tell you what else
This is anything you can do
I can do better, I just don't bring anything
To show it
Wait a minute now
You're taking it personal, Steve, that's wrong
No, I'm not
That's the fucking, that's the game
The game is anything you can do
I can do better, there's just no
Like for example
Here's Jerry the swamp rat
Who has never seen
The inside of an actual shop before
And built his fucking
You know
Metal lathe out of
Reconstituted fucking
Submarine wreckage, him and his cousin
Big girl dug up one day
When they was gator fishing
Got caught on a line and it drugged them down to the bottom
And they were like, shit
Man, I bet we could turn that into
A brand new fishing boat
We can only figure out how to get it up there
And then they made a fucking
Welding equipment
And a torch from
Two toothpicks that they
You know, you spent
Fucking shotgun rounds to like
Repurpose the gunpowder
And form match heads
Yeah, right? Like am I getting it so far?
Yeah, no, I'm just saying I find that
More impressive
You know, I find that to be magical
For me, I'm just revealing
A thing about myself, I find that to be magical
Like, look at it this way
I opened for Billy Milano
I don't know if you know Billy Milano
His was, right?
The singer of M.O.D
Okay, so he was kind of like
You know, a guy on the
Periphery of the anthrax wave
Of, you know, thrash metal stuff in the
80s, 90s, alright?
Anyways, he was in a group called stormtroopers of death
I opened for him when he
Was running around with a band called
Method of Destruction
And he showed up, him personally
Not the rest of the band, just him
His personal vehicle to go on tour with
Was a short bus
Repainted and reimagined
And re-engineered
To be his tour vehicle
Yeah, I know autistic rich guys too, man
Bored fucking autistic guys
With lots of fucking equipment
Yeah, dude, for sure
It's cool, they're insufferable
And impossible to fucking be around
For more than like 10 minutes
That's what I've noticed
The people who do that shit are like
It's like you're around them from
And it's cool, yes
But no, I don't want to
See the entire model train collection
Or hear a
55 minute fucking dissertation
On how you made that
Part of a
7,453
Peace thing
No, true, all true
And Billy Milano was an insufferable dickhead
But the thing is, it just
That he showed up on the short bus
I just thought it was like this is a guy
Who thinks that this is great
What he's doing and he's making a statement
And it's hilarious
Now somebody behind that built that
For some reason
And either gifted it to him
He saw it, thought it was cool and took it
That's what happened there with this guy
And he wasn't rich
He was not like a rich rock star
He was just like a guy who was making
Maybe a couple hundred more dollars than me at the gig
That was it, but he had a headline
And a record contract, etc
But it was hilarious to me that this short bus
Was now like the luxury tour vehicle
For Mr. Punk Rock Hardcore Guy
I don't know why
I just found that hilarious and there's a joke of it
And it's got nothing to do with his ingenuity
Just somebody else imagine that
For some reason and created it
And I guarantee you there's only one
That's exactly like that one
And one of a kind things are notable
I appreciate them
But there's a magic to these guys
Who like create something out of garbage
And then there's guys who can go and buy
The expensive things and create hybrids
And that's a different category to me
That's all and I just
I love the magical holy crap
I would have never seen that coming
Nor would I have looked at that pile of garbage
And thought I could do anything with it
I'm impressed by that
Maybe it's me being stupid
What can I say Steve?
It's not you being stupid
It's just like
Mecha hipster
You know
I thought it was fucking cool
If you don't buy me one for my birthday
And that's fine
But it also did not
Look like the buddy
Went out and dropped a whole bunch of fucking money
On putting it back together
It was a 35-year-old jet ski
It looked like fucking
Recycled pontoon parts
It looked like deck boards off of something
It looked like a boat chair off of something
Like the fucking
Aluminum pole off of something
All of that looked like that
To me it just looked
Clean
That's the only difference
Is that everything fucking matched
Like if the asymmetry
Is what your
You know
Your eye finds appealing
Or something like that
That I can totally understand
Like if it has to appear chaotic
In order for it to resonate
I get that
I do
That looked like a fucking
You know like you were saying
Out of the fucking scrapyard project
The dude had a fucking color scheme
In mind for
You ever been to like a restaurant
Where they purposely
Like have you go into a building that on the inside
Replicates urban decay
You know where they've got graffiti
On the wall and things are
Cracked but obviously nothing's going to fall
In the food because the health department would shut them down
You know that kind of thing
And you're meant to be like you're almost eating
In an abandoned building because it's him
You ever been in one of those places?
I mean I understand
What you're trying to say
I just happen to not agree
With you as far as that
Particular piece of watercraft
Goes is it because
Like in your head
Do you think it has
To be money to do
Because I don't know dude even me
Personally like
I worked with the dude for a long time
Who went and pulled
A fucking little
Bassbow out of the dump
And we'd fucking
Refiberglassed everything
And fucking brought it back to life
And had like
Custom pinstriping
On it because one of our
Clients was short on money
But still needed work done
So by the hour
By the job he did fucking
You know
Custom pinstripes all on the fucking thing
And it came out looking
Like it was
Significantly more expensive
Than you know
Top of the line brand new
Off the fucking
Sales floor
Low bassboats
It's possible
You just got to
Have a little bit of fucking time
Or somebody in your pocket
That always helps
And fucking
No huge rush
On getting the thing
In the water
Right but upon accomplishing
That you being part of that process
There was something magical there
To recognizing that you went from this
Thing that was to be discarded
To creating something that you
Maybe had a little
I wanted to dump it so bad
To something right
No fuck okay sorry
I understand
What you're saying I also think
That thing was one of those things
You don't think that
That's what we've established
It is
I've seen people do fucking
Wild shit with houseboats
That look like you know
Originally it came out of
Some fucking
Like comical
You know Chinese
Sci-fi shit
When they got it and then when it was finished
It looked fucking
Kind of corporate and soulless
Because that's what they were going for
Because they wanted to sell it
And I much rather prefer
The chaos of it originally
Than I did the fucking
You know communist like
Uniformity of what they turned
It into it was tragic
Yeah
Yeah I do
I get it I understand
I think we're
Seeing two totally
Different things
Both of us see art it's just that
Some of us disagree on which part
Is art and which part is not
That's all
I got you
This is what Americans are facing
Right now every single day
We get all the sandwich stuff for the kids lunch
They don't like turkey anymore
Yeah I know
What about the bananas
Yeah I got them too
But honey
You're gonna have to put those eggs back
They don't like eggs anymore
No they like eggs
But we have to sit that seven dollars
Aside
For killing Palestinians
What I mean don't we give Israel
Four billion dollars a year anyways
Yeah and now we're giving them another
Fourteen billion dollars
Do you know how much that is per American
Taxpayer
No It's like eighty five dollars per person
Apparently it's costing us a lot of money
To drop bombs on Gaza
It's terrible
Yeah
I don't think a universal healthcare too
Yeah they do
We're paying for that too probably
Might as well put the bananas back
Why the f*** do we have to pay for all of this
Don't cuss at me
We get up
That means yeah
Yeah yeah that's what we're doing
That's what we're doing
Yeah the American
Yeah the American empire and the blood of the innocent
Is uh not cheap
You know just saying it's one of those things
That you do and the blood of the not so innocent
Also not cheap
I mean it just is what it is right
I mean you know
Do you remember uh just an hour
ago Tim Dillon's
Observation
About the crowd
At Trump rallies now
Trump events now where it seems like
You know they've sort of
They've lost
That spark
That initial energy
This is
Where
This is where their heads are right now
Just take a listen here real quick
Charles Manson said make a parking lot out of
Iran so that we can take over
China and Russia
Charles Manson said make
A parking lot out of Iran so we can take over
China and Russia
During the Iran crisis
You're quoting Charles Manson as a positive
Well like I
I believe that's what
They should have done all we should do
That
Wow
Noted
Middle East foreign policy
Actually
Charles Manson
Wow
I'm one of the few people you'll probably
Ever speak to that actually spoke to Charles Manson once
Right
Yeah
Okay
Um
Yeah
Can I can I do a Tim Dillon here for about
A half hour because I yeah
If you're quoting Manson
Um
Yeah
Let me just
I
No notes what can I say
Yeah
Well
Yeah, yeah, I mean Charles Manson
Said
Yeah, we should fucking
Fucking raise it to the ground
And if there's anybody who knows
About orchestrating a killing
It's Charles Manson so
I thought
Let me say that on camera
It's so perfect because
It completely encapsulizes
I don't care
Who says it
I don't care why they said it
As long as it sounded right to me
I'm gonna repeat it
And it is the default setting
That we're witnessing not just a Trump rally
It's not just pin it on them
It is the parent effect
It is the uh, you know
The mockingbird if you will
Effect that has now
You know completely taken hold
And now you're not just being
Broadcasted to you are the
Broadcaster
You know
Nobody told us that the big brother screens
In the movie 1984 were actually
Going to be in your pocket all the time
So I might as well roll with it
I mean that's what we're looking at here
Right
And squeaky we would assume
That you would quote Manson all the time
That does
Squeaky would
Squeaky didn't
At least she was one of
At least she was one of two
Would-be presidential assassins
For Gerald Ford that happened to be female
Distinction for him
You know not only is he the only guy to serve as president
Who wasn't elected either be president
Or vice president
But he also had two
Would-be female assassins
Try to take shots at him and fail
You know so just saying
Squeaky's a
History maker you know
I know that's not the same squeaky but
Anyway
You know
Someone who to me
Is
No different possibly worse
As we start to move into
Maybe a little bit of what's actually
Going on in Iran
And with his role
Whether or not there's
Even a bitty anymore
The entire internet is convinced
That he's dead in the Israeli
Government isn't
Doing much
To
Dissuade
Those opinions but
Trump's
Trump's personal spiritual advisor
Is a fucking lunatic
And I know that we've made
Fun over a couple of times on the show
But I feel like
We could be doing
A better job
She just cut punch that lady
Yeah fruit of the loomer right
I mean this is where we're going
Wow she gave her a
A cut punch
Yup
Have you watched a lot of these
Because they do this kind of weirdness a lot
Where it's like you know
Devil be gone and they punch him in the head
And smack him in different ways
I've seen that
For an early internet moment
Is the Benny Hinn
Mashup with let the body sit
The floor
Have you seen that
Yeah assaulting you
For the Lord too is another
Mashup that was out there
Where it's just like all these different things
Where they're hitting people
One clip and I don't remember where it is
I can't find it but I know it exists
Where one guy turns around and gets irate
And smacks him back
I don't think it was one of the big names
Because you know they never let that video out
But one of the guys like literally
Registers he was just struck
And then smacks the guy right back
And the guy you know
Smacks him again
It's like it's almost going to turn
It's hilarious
Most of those people
Don't have
The President of the United States
Calling them for advice
Most of those people
Now Billy Graham
And his kid were
All up in the White House for a long time
But it was only 32 seconds
I want to roll this out for a second
Because I really didn't know
Offhand that Paula White
Was one of those people that was like
Oh okay well
You're promiscuous
Let me smack the sin
Out of that pussy
I didn't know that
Let it be unlocked
She got rid of them Coochie demons
Because
Coochie demons
Yeah she was just going
For the smack it hard enough
That it will swell up so much
That penetration will not be possible
Kind of methodology there
So you know foolproof man
So
She is also
And I don't know if this is
Actually
Benjamin Netanyahu
I don't know if it's a body double
I don't know I don't know what
But this is
From his previous White House
Visit
Netanyahu hanging out
With good old Paula
Paula
Right maybe there is
Maybe it's like
Under a lookout mountain
Or something like that
They have a clone depot
And they can be like hey
We need
Do what
Oh
Homie depot was the only other
Thing I was thinking there like you know
You go get a new homie at the homie depot
Instead of home depot
Right
The discount
Sale on Joe Biden
At the clone depot
Currently
You can spring into savings
Yes
At the factory
Minor factory defects
So we got them all day folks come on down and get them
Right
You can get yourself a vintage Dianne Feinstein
Right you can get yourself a current Britney Spears
And cleaning out our warehouse
Right cleaning out our warehouse
We found some princess die leftovers as well
So come on down
At the clone depot
I couldn't agree with you more
I've been going since about 1986
It made the Bible in so many ways come alive
But I fell in love with the people
With the culture, with the nation
I took my children
And my grandchildren right before the October
The horrific
October 7th attack
And we embedded ourselves
A good friend was having an apartment
So we embedded ourselves within the Orthodox community
And had Shabbat together
And ate together and fellowship together
Studied the tour together
Bibi hates
The Orthodox community by the way
They're the only people in Israel
That were against
October 7th
In the aftermath of it before it happened
This is like me sitting in front of you
Going you know what
I love rednecks who wear baseball hats
Rednecks who wear baseball hats
Are my people
And you are perfectly white Steve
Good enough to be with me on this today
And I'm certainly all with them
At all times
And you'd be confused by this whole thing
Because you're like those aren't my people
I mean isn't that basically
What should be going through Bibi's head right now
As he's having this
You know this weird awkward
You know the dentures are dancing
And her mouth speech coming from him
Her whatever it is
Maybe
Can you not
Feel that that would be the real interaction
Or am I maybe I'm
Misinterpreting again I don't know
I'm sure he's whatever that is
That looks like Bibi is absolutely
Repulsed by this creature
I'm sure he can't wait
To get out of that room
And if she believes
Her own bullshit
You know she
This is like one of the best days of her life
And she will be
100% clueless
As to what
His response and reaction
To her is and she is not
Going to be able to
Read his body language
And we'll have no fucking idea
I mean this is
Literally
This is literally somebody coming to me going
Listen I'm with you because I went to Olive Garden
And they made me feel like family there
And
You know
What little you've heard of me on this show
You can imagine
That I would have involuntary
Body language starting
To erupt if anybody puts a camera on it
If somebody tries to say that to me with a straight face
That's literally what's happening here
You know in his mind
Anyway let's proceed
And see what we can observe
All over Israel and it was one of the most
Memorable best times
That we have had as a family
And so we are so grateful I encourage
Christians all over the world
You must
Make your journey to Israel
Listen to Paul
I say it will be the best
We will welcome you
And Jerusalem and Nazareth and the Sea of Galilee
And all the places that you hear about
They're not somewhere
Yeah
Remote. They're real places
They're actually very close to each other
So you can actually see
Where the Bible happened
You can actually see where it happened
And there are remnants too
There are churches
You know there's a church
Right in the Sea of Galilee
Where Jesus preached
Oh yeah
It's there. It's standing there
You can stand exactly where
Jesus stood
You can walk in the footsteps of Jesus
Just don't walk by any Jews
Because they will spit on you
But you can do that
Avoid
Bethlehem at all costs
Because we're killing people over there
You know so you just say it
I mean
For the record
But listen to Paul
With a finger pointed
That's something
Yikes
They gotta retune the clones I think
See I'll just
And the human kings
And the everywhere
And the prophets
All the prophets that you know
Jeremiah, Isaiah, you know
It's so life transforming
I love going up to Shiloh this past time
Where Hannah prayed and just
I mean just meditating there and seeing
Just the richness of the Bible
In its entirety
It makes everything make sense
And now the archeological
Things that have been discovered
And the findings that are still happening
Really give people such an education
That I'll be honest
They will not get over here in America
At 30 minutes in a church
Or an hour at church service
They certainly won't get in in the universities over here
It's almost, I say as a Christian
It should be mandated to go to Israel
Before you get to heaven
It should be mandated
For
Christians to visit
Israel
Before you get to heaven
Translation
Star of David Wars
Part, saga, whatever
Get your tickets now because
We're already up to the Clone Wars
You know, just saying
It is there and you need to get your tickets now
Okay, so contact
What is that service you contact
For movies I forget
You got to buy your tickets online now
I don't go to movies anymore
Whatever it is, get it
Because it's coming to a theater near you
Christian
Star of David Wars
Right
Oh, we're in it boy
We're in it
So
Bibi
May or may not be
Alive
He put out this weird
Proof of life video
Where
It was not
Not convincing
Well, you know
Let's see, I don't even know
If I can find the original because everybody's been
Having a fail with it
Okay, but also
We were meant to look at
The newly selected
You know, great
Leader, grand leader
Whatever they call him there, the spiritual new
Khomeini, I mean, they installed him
In Iraq which doesn't look in the least
A bit suspicious or anything weird there
I mean, that would be the location
I would select to declare
A new supreme leader too, right
So I mean, that's happening
So why do we care where Bibi is at the moment
I mean, after all
It's a democracy there, isn't it
So it'll run without him
I mean, you know
Oh, for sure, it's interesting
That the Israeli state is going
To all of this trouble
Rather than
Just say, oh, well, no
They got him
They got him in a bunker
They got him in a hypersonic missile attack
Whatever it was, whatever it is
I don't know
You know, he could be
On the other side of the ice wall
With Jeffrey Epstein and fucking
Elvis and
You know
Donald Rumsfeld and Kissinger
And everybody else, he could be
He could be, but this is
What they're saying is real
And so that
Is important
Because it's not
So wherever he is
Whatever he is
The
Entire fucking government got together
And said, we need to lie about this
What are you asking me?
Are you serious? Are you serious?
I'm serious, I'm serious
So
Right off the bat the liquid
Isn't
Dumping out of that
It's filled to the brim and he's got it tilted
How do you like it?
Fantastic
Do you want sports?
Look, look, I've got
The right number of fingers at this time
Now
A couple of problems with this
In general
People who want to pass
They want to pass, but at the same time
Again, the coffee volume
Doesn't go down at all
Your presentation is amazing
Give me strength
To the government
Whatever you're saying
We don't care
Barista
Casually photo bombing
In the background
Totally
Netanyahu for realsies
Promise
The issue is
When they show the actual shop
And you like
I've seen
Zoomed in images of this
It, yeah
There's just all kinds of shit
That does not make sense
Big sip
Props in the shot
That's Hollywood magic there
It's insulting
It is what it is
So the internet
Is doing what the internet
Does
Let's see, where did it go?
God damn it
Well, you know
For the untrained ear
That coffee
Is not exactly spiltis
You know, just saying
Something's odd there
Because it doesn't seem to move right
When he's lowering his hand either
They're showing in this repeated shot
You know, not very natural looking
The cup
I mean, the finger number is correct
Hey, it's Lindsay Graham
Cheerleading for the Iran invasion
Of war
I was going to ask
That was Lindsay doing the body double thing
What's that?
I was going to ask
If that was Lindsay doing a body double gig
You know
Is this the new Duncan commercial, by the way?
Come here, I'm just checking
Wow, that's
You know, all we need has been Affleck to show up in the background
There we go
Aw, they arrest BB
And the world is happy again
Yay
We love that
No special appearance by
No special appearance by Jared from Subway
Sorry to disappoint you
As of yet, no
Let me take a couple of minutes here
To do a producer thank you
Segment and hopefully
A call to action
That works
Because
Holy fuck
We really need people to
Participate
In that value for value
Thing today
Like
Really for real
Yeah
But yeah
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And by all means, I don't want to interrupt anymore
Well, and just another thing
Like the show does, you know
Do stuff seven days a week
I do stuff seven days a week
People do not
Support the show
Friday, Saturday and Sunday
Like the only window
It seems
For value for value
Contributions are the couple
Of hours a day that we're live
Monday through Thursday and that
Sucks
I
Can't
I don't have a kind way
Of saying that, that sucks
If you dig the show and you want to see it again
There's got to be participation
In the value for value
Otherwise it's fucking
It's done everything that's been built up
And around it is done
The carnivals are done
All of that shit, it's all
Fucking, it's all done
And they're flat the fuck out
More people than ever watching the show
There's more people than ever in the telegram group
And there's less people
Than ever contributing to the show
And it's gonna fucking die
If you don't give a shit
So you need to give a shit
That's all
There is to it
It's wild to watch
All of the numbers go up
And watch the people participating
In the value for value
Not just go down, but crash
There hasn't been a single person
That's done like
A large donation in like
Ten months
That's fucking crazy
And it's brutal
Yeah, it's a weird assumption
Your numbers
Climb brother
People start to think, alright, he's doing well
So he doesn't need my five bucks
Or whatever it is
Or he doesn't need my word of mouth
Because people are hearing it
Look, I can tell you
From experience
That, you know, my ratios
Of people participating
Didn't go up that much
When I had an audience guaranteed
My downloads were around, you know, 100,000 people
For audio podcasts
And I was happy with that
But it didn't raise up the people participating
It just rose up the people that were
Passively listening
So if you want this to continue
And you want something to be
Truly independent
Yeah, it does mean that
At all times, even when the numbers are up
Are going up, that core base
Is very rare
You're a very rare individual
If you're participating as a producer
Executive producer
A funder, whatever it is you want to call it
Contributor
In any way shape or form
You're a rare individual
And you are absolutely needed and appreciated
And I can tell you that from my own experience
And I'm sure Steve's not going to argue with me about this
We might see art differently
But we're not going to see this
Structure of this thing in the way it actually runs
Any differently than the reality that is
So don't think for a moment
That, oh, that show's getting big
They don't need my little
No, no, no, at all times
It is a constant
Because the battle
For cutting through this entire
You know, white noise infrastructure
That's presented to you via the corporate media
Is a 24-7 business
It doesn't rest
So we never cease
To need your assistance
In this and your participation
So, you know, Steve
Argue with me, correct me if you like
No, man, there's never a moment
When it's not
Tremendously appreciated
There's never a moment when it's not
100%
Needed, man
We've talked about it on the show before
But you could easily drop
30, 40 grand on the show
And there wouldn't be much to show for it
All it would do was like
Solve a couple of problems
And bring us back up to maybe
Zero or even
And you get your head above water
For like 10 seconds
And then you get right back to being
Stamped down on
Every little bit
Is so fucking appreciated
And, you know, valued
On this end
They're just, they're flat the fuck out
Need to be, you know, more people
Who participate
And if you've been watching the show for a long time
And you haven't
You know, no agenda would say
Stop being a douchebag
We would say, you know
It's probably time, it's probably time
Because
If there's, you know, ever been a point
Where it's like
Do or die every day
We're fucking, we're right there
And when people
Just forget that
You know, the show exists
Over the entire weekend
When the vast majority of the people
Spend the most of their money
Just on survival shit
Not on anything fun
You know
It's a
Especially a kick in the dick
You know, even after
Like one of the best weeks
Of shows that we've had
In a little while
You know, and so it's like
Ah, well fuck, you know
Alright, alright, that's what it is
So that's what it is
And I can't stress this enough
Dude, I appreciate every single way
That everybody donates
The way that the turnarounds
Go, like if you
Wanted the show to see
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Today or overnight
It's the direct donate links
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The quickest turnaround
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Takes a week
All of the other stuff
More or less immediate
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That's about a two and a half
For three and a half months turnaround
And that's how that works
And there are some people
That I do need to thank
And definitely would love
To be able to thank more people
By the end of the show
Because boy oh boy are we fucked otherwise
Let's see
Lou G
Thank you
Shane and Alex
Florian
Shane with the loan
Gunman over the weekend
Appreciate you brother
And Eric Delaney
Thank you
And yeah
Again would love
To be able to thank more people
Because holy fuck is it
We're under the gun
And
Yeah
That's all there is to it
So it's a
Been a shit
Fucking set of days
Over here
With
Massive amounts of fucking stress
And
Really shouldn't be that way
Doesn't have to be this way
No fucking reason why it is this way
So
Let's all fucking
Change that
Boy does this
Fucking blow
Yeah
I don't know dude
I'll be in a good position in a second
I'm keeping my mouth shut
Because you know a couple of things
One is that
Look I could give you a list of grievances
And things I need to do
And I'm not even running down the list
Nobody wants to hear that shit
Right
Nobody wants to hear it
But that is the struggle
And that doesn't cease to be the struggle
You know if you're not getting the pay off
From you know
Spotify
Or freaking you don't get a Netflix deal
Guess what
You know you're constantly on the grind
So it just is the reality of this thing
And it's sad but it's true
Same time I'm sitting here
Wondering if you're still checking in
On the dabble verse
And what else we're going to get to
Because this is a unique show
And I hope that the people that are
Participating fully appreciate
That they are getting something unique
Out of you
You know so
There you go
Sometimes you
Don't feel like it's being
Recognized
So I get it
Yeah no it's fucking
It's
19 or 20 hours a day
And I don't want to get into
What that breaks down to
Has an hourly rate
Before we get into the dabble verse thing
Eddie Murphy with Puppets
With
Richard Pryor and Bill Cosby
Puppets
I love this
What do you say to your mother
When she gives her bowl of jello pudding
I don't give a fuck
No pussy see I didn't
Put a pill in the people's chocolate
You know you put
That pill in the chocolate menu
Well
Eddie
See there you go
An example of the rich guy
Doing
The rich guy doing the art and has
The puppets and how I'd be so much
More impressed with a guy doing
An Eddie Murphy impersonation
Between two hand built puppets
But we already had this discussion
Earlier didn't we
So
Yeah
Uh
Yes I am an asshole
But not professionally
So um
Can you do a better Richard Pryor
Than Eddie Murphy
Uh
I don't know I've never tried do you
Really want me to attempt that on your area
I mean work on it on your downtime
You know
Can you do a better Cosby
There are people that can do
Equally good if not
Better Cosby's than Eddie Murphy
He is good though
The
Have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up
Bit that is
Brilliant
Absolutely brilliant
They told him to do that because
He likes trannies
That's funny
Eddie Murphy Raw
Yeah Eddie Murphy Raw is a
Timeless classic and
Yeah never forget that he's the guy who
You know
Suddenly got busted
With a tranny
Prostitute who just needed to ride home
From the liquor store or something you know
Uh yeah
And uh
Eddie Murphy
Let's see um
I didn't really
Get much of a chance
To check in
With the dabble verse
Too much I was trying
What I caught
Was not surprising
To me
Stut Joe has
Uh
He's burned down
His relationship
With uh what's your name
Keanu
Oh yeah peon you now
Right piss face
Yeah I think that's what they're
Lovingly referring to her as
Uh
Gino Bisconti's wife
And
He had a complete and total meltdown
Uh
Keanu
Went on one of
The dabble verse shows
Talked about how
Hammered drunk
John was trying to
Get her in his car
After the
I think Allentown gig
And
And then she described
A lot of his creeptastic
Predator-like behavior
And locking a door and sending people out of the room
And kind of insisting
That it was predatory or creepy right
Yeah of course
Like but I was trying to be nice to you
Uh
And the funny thing is
It's like
This is oblivious
Showing you it's oblivious
That's really the theme this week
Also Guerrillo has now
Entered the fray and he's trying
To re-launch his podcast while
He's waiting on a job or something
So he's like I really don't want to be in the dabble verse
Oh Steve Guerrillo who used to be
On our search also
Oh okay okay
Been a while since he was here
Yeah but he's stumbled
Into a lot of things Guerrillo
Like he actually made you know a cast appearance
You know as a background player
And the Sopranos at one point
He actually took his thing
And went a little place
Being more clueless than John
But recognizing that he was just
Kind of an all around guy
Who just wanted to work in the industry
So his life trajectory has been a little different
But he's sort of re-entered the dabble verse
And refused to bash John
But the big news
Would be the big angry
Breakup with Ava
Whatever you know Ava Ava
Whatever the angry dude with tits
I thought they sorted
That out from
Yeah I was like watching
A little bit of them
Talking about that this morning
It sounded like they made backup but maybe not
Maybe not
Well it could be that I haven't caught up
Or it could be that they're releasing old stuff
But the thing is as I understand
They were kind of on the outs
And you know John
Surprisingly is not doing
Oh you stabbed me in the back
You dumb slut you're a whore now
The other day it was like
You're so beautiful Keanu
You're so wonderful but since you said that
About me you're a dirty whore
His usual turn
Yeah
Interestingly he doesn't treat Ava
Like other women
That he has a falling out with
I mean I can't
I can't
That guy's paranoid
Of running afoul
Of the
You know
The trans community being on the other side
Of that in any way shape
Or form
But yeah it's
It's wild like
It's wild watching
The various different implosions
Because there's so much
Overlay
Between
John
Whitney Cummings
Billy Burr
And Greg Opie Hughes
Like they're all just
The weird thing about this
Yeah the weird thing about this
The overall weird thing about this to me
Is I know what you're saying about
You know like there's this
Oh he can't run afoul of Ava
Because you know it's trans
So therefore it's a problem
Just being trans in general
You have to you know use kid gloves
And also act like it's normal
At the same time to be trans etc
Because he has to do that because of the default
You know
Democratic
Sudo liberal that he's supposed to be
Nowadays right
And also because of his own family issues etc etc
Okay well but the funny thing
Is that all throughout this
What does he do
His name calling insults for his enemies
Or all about feminizing dudes
You know it's like
This guy is
You know Lady Kay
This guy's pinky
It's all about you know
Turning their masculinity into femininity
As an insult
While simultaneously saying
You can't insult people from the
LGTBQ
And he can't even get halfway through it
You know trying to be
I'm an ally
He's doing that while simultaneously
Still just stopping short of calling
These guys you know faggots
Basically
And it's funny because he used to just straight up
Do that now he's learned enough to restrain
That
But everything's about your gay
That's all of his insults is your gay
Basically Lady Kay
Is Carl with a K
Okay just do it
You know he mocks him
With the feminized just do it
Right and then
It's just the most bizarre thing
To watch somebody talk out of both sides
Of their mouth when neither side
Of their mouth functions properly
I mean it's hilarious
So I don't know man
I don't know where it stands with Aver
But it looks to me like
That's the falling out that he doesn't want to have happen
And it may be for a practical reason
Because he might have let
Abba get close enough
That maybe there's too much dirt
That Abba could release
So it's like the unspoken black male
Angle instead
Not necessarily I got an ally
But it might be
Ava knows too much
You know I don't know
But that's my doubt
We can update and so there you go
Yeah it's
And again you guys
This is a sickness
Don't ever be a part of it
Don't find your way into it
Not recommended
Can't look away
I would be much more
Proud of talking to you about my 7 years
With an opioid addiction than this
But you know it is
Of course at all
So you know
Yeah
It's fucking
It's crazy it is
I mean look
There are people
That have just
Built this
Perception of themselves
Up so much that when it
Inevitably does come
Crashing down in front of them
It's like everybody does slow down
A little bit when there's an 18 car
Pile up on the freeway that
Involves a couple of motorcycles
In a tractor trailer everybody does
Like what the fuck
For that and that's what this is
It is and it's
You know
Well it's an entertainment
Version of a
What would we call that
You know one of those
Demolition derby for
Red students I guess
Oh yeah
Special Olympics
Demolition derby version of
Entertainmentverse stuff is
That's where a tricked out short bus
Would really come in handy
That's where it would come in handy
The internet is
A wonderful place
This is war
We're not at war
This isn't a war
War is a state of mind
And in this case
A literal war
Mr. President
You've said the war is quote very complete
But your defense secretary says
This is just the beginning so which is it
Well I think you could say it both
This end is the beginning
Which is also the end
Every new beginning
Comes from some other beginnings
End
Closing time
You just said it is a little
Excursion and you said it is a war
So which one is it
Well it's both, it's both
It's an excursion that
Will keep us out of a war
Sometimes to avoid a war
You must fight a war
For in that war
You find
Not
A war
Remember I'm the president of peace
Peace and war
Are they really so different
I mean they are literally
Opposites
Where are they
Yes
That's
Oh we lost Chuck
He did say that they were having some
Weather and he might
He might be in and out so
We'll
We'll bring him
Back up
The moment he pops in
Um
Yeah what was it yeah
Yeah rough weather
So I guess
The freaking midwest and east coast
Is all just getting hammered
So you know
Get cozy you guys
Get cozy
Um
And yeah
Trump
Again
Whether or not
He wants to admit
That we're at war
Happy to admit
Who we're at
War on behalf of
Their energy
I am sorry about the audio here
It's taken from
Trump force one
It is difficult to hear
It's spiked on every end on my
End so you know
Turn up a little bit if you
Have to
You could make the case
Says Donald Trump
That we don't need to be
There at all let's see if this is
Enhanced audio of that
Nope
Actually it's better over here
Yeah
Yeah we
Fuck the audio dropped
God damn it
Um
What he said
Their last at the
The end of it
Was that
We do it because we have very good allies
In the Middle East here let me bring it back
It's like we do it for habit
But we also do it for some very good allies
That we have in the Middle East
It's almost like we do the war
Because of habit
But we also do it because
We have very good allies
In the Middle East
Um
That again is the
President of the United States
Telling you that
He got the entire
Country involved in a war
On behalf
Of
Israel
Not for any other reason
Just
Those guys
And in case
Anybody thought
That
You know
Going to war in Iran
Potentially risking
A world war three
While
Still involved
In both Ukraine
And
Plans to get involved in China
Was going to slow him down
From forming the
North American Technique
No, no sir
No sir
Let's uh
Take a listen
And let's do this commander in chief
He did something people talked about doing
You just wait for Cuba
Cuba is a communist
Dictatorship
That's killed priests and nuns
They prayed on their own people
Y'all if you think
You've seen
Donald Trump
United States military
Blow up some motherfucking
Brown people
Just wait till we get our hands on Cuba
You're next
You know what Lindsey Graham
Loves more than anything else
It's the sweat
Dripping off
A delightful Cuban man
Cubans don't care about the ladybugs
They'll do anything
Just
Dangle a freaking
Weeks worth of
Weeks worth of protein
In front of them
And the hats that sweep up
That sweet sweet sweat
Lindsey
Just can't
Wait to bomb Cuba
And he's in the bathroom with Howard Ludnick
Their days are numbered
We're gonna wake up one day
I hope in 26
In our backyard we're gonna have allies
In these countries
Doing business with America
And if there's anything that Lindsey Graham knows
It's doing business
And somebody's backyard
Not
Narco terrorists
Killing Americans
This is a big frigging day
It's a big frigging day
For all of the Narco terrorists
In Cuba. Does he think it's
Scarface?
I don't know what he thinks
Cuba is outside of the
Cubans in Florida
I don't know. I just don't know
It's hard to gauge
The image of him
Lurking
In the
You know
For all intents and purposes
Air Force One bathroom with Howard
Ludnick
Is disturbing
Disturbing
He's got that
I just exerted myself slouch
About him, doesn't he?
In that final piece of that video
It's been a long week for him
The long couple of weeks
Yeah
He's going through regular
Keith Richards like blood and plasma
Transfusions at this point
Just to be able to
Reload
He's actually got himself
Permanent
Seaman transplant
Handy
Just in case he needs to
It's like that
Seen from the Dark Crystal when they were
Squeezing the non-Gelflings
And the guys were getting mad because
It didn't give them enough essence
In the bottle, right? The Skeksis
This is a big freaking
Deal
Y'all
We going after
Cuba
You fucking
Alright, sure
Gotta have that technique
Gotta have that
You know, American
Shield
J.D. Vance
Vice President
Guy Liner
Captain Couch
Had
An interesting
Interesting
Turn of phrase
When he was asked about justification
For the war
What did you
Advise the president initially
As he considered his actions in Iran
And what are you urging him to do now
Especially with Americans seeing
Higher prices at the pump
And some of the fallout from that across the economy
Do you express any concerns
Like those you've expressed in the past
On the possibility of these extended wars
Well, Bill
I appreciate the question
I know you guys have to ask it
But imagine the situation
We're in the situation room
Where you can't even take your
You know, iPod in there
Or your AirPods, I guess what they're called
You can't take your iPhone in there
You can't take anything in there
Because it is the most classified space
Anywhere in the world
And I sit there with Pete Hegseth
And General Kane and Marco Rubio
And the entire White House team
And the president and I
And the entire senior team
Are talking about the options
And about what we need to do
And about how we must best protect the American people
I hate to disappoint you
But I'm not going to show up here
In front of God and everybody else
Tell you exactly what I said in that classified room
Partially, because I don't want to go to prison
Not
Because it's classified
Yeah, well
You know, because prison
But also I think half of his interactions
Really in the real world
Are, you know, involved him getting mixed up
For Don Jr. in the room
Maybe
And he probably asked
Wait, is that my son over there
Tell him to shut up, you know
I don't think Donny actually hears anything
This guy says
JD's just hanging out, towing the line
And waiting for something to jump off
I mean, that's all he's doing
Really
Well
Pretending like, you know, he's actually in on the
Classified discussion
I mean, he's Peter Thiel's golf club
So if Peter Thiel isn't in the room
Himself, then JD Vance is going to be
Because that's why JD Vance is there
He represents that
Technocrat contingent
He's trying right now
To
Further his political career
By
Making it look like
He was the only person in the room
Advising
Against what is
Obviously going to be
Perceived as
A failure
And another pointless fucking war
That we got dragged into
That's going to go on for 10 or 20 years
Because that's how modern warfare is fought
It's not fought to be won
It's fought to make people money
Right
So all he's doing is preparing himself
For the next posture
That he's actually going to have to take
It's not about, you know, it's performative
It's about, okay
What do I have to do just in case
Like I said, something jumps off
What position do I have to assume
To be the proper
Opportunist and execute
The plans of my pay master
Peter Thiel
That's all he's waiting to do
So, I mean, he's had one job this whole time
And so far, as far as we can see
He hasn't effed it up, right
So, you know
He's just hanging out
Waiting, trying to knock up his wife
I mean, isn't that what he's supposed to be doing now?
Getting
Debate, pre, you know
Already getting ready to debate
Marjorie Taylor Green on this
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, he's looking ahead
He is
Very disappointed to be
Involved in this bullshit
In the first place, I'm sure
I'm sure
Yeah, but he's just
In prep mode, marinating in whatever
The hell's going on right now
So he can prepare himself to actually take a position
Eventually
If you take a look at his entire trajectory
That's what he is
The opportunist that tries to morph
Himself into whatever
The circumstance calls for
Even restraining himself from some of the
Absolutely ludicrous things that he said
In the past that make no sense
In the real world or the real people
Because, you know, Peter Thiel
Agenda
But, you know, no problem
I'll morph into something else and now
Believe me, I'm a vice president
No matter what you say, I'm actually legitimate
You know, whatever
You might as well bring Mark Wayne in there
To take his job, it doesn't really matter
It's just, he's a
Placeholder
Well, sure, I mean, they
They all are, but in order to
Achieve agendas
People need their placeholders
So it's, you know
It's picking
In terms of like
The
Point about these wars aren't fought to be
Won, they're fought to make
Money, so listen to the
Treasury secretary here
Briefly on Nation Face
Well, tell me, how much
Is this war going to cost because I know
The Pentagon briefed it's going to be about
11.3 billion dollars
Do you need to ask Congress for more money
To pay for what you're doing?
I think right now, we've got what we need
Whether we have to go back to
Congress for more is something that
I think that Russ Boat and OMB
Will look into, but the
Latest number, you said 11.3
The latest number I was briefed on was 12
And so it's consistent, so this is
Something that we've got, the weapons that
We've already got in place to do this
And so we're not necessarily going to need
Any kind of supplemental
More than that was spent just the first week of the war
You know that, it was over
5 billion just in munitions
You're solid on the 12th?
I said 12 billion for 6 weeks of war?
No, I'm sorry
The 12 billion was what
I was briefed has been spent so far
Oh, gotcha, Kevin Hassett
Oh, gotcha
Oh, gotcha, we've already
Spent
12 billion dollars
In
2 weeks
With what?
With what to show for it?
But that's the thing
You see the smirk on his face
While she's asking the question
That is a guy going, Jesus
This chick doesn't even know
That the numbers don't matter
We don't actually have to write checks for things
We just do it, and it's paid for
We're not worried about the bill
It's like a black AmEx that we never
Have to ever see the bill on
What are you, stupid? But okay, I'll humor you
That's what I saw in his face
While she's asking the question
Which is the reality
It's not about, oh, the world costs this
We think like that
Because we have to pay for things before we go shooting them off
Fireworks are not
They don't
And he's like, oh, you don't even understand this game
Listen, it's a monopoly
We'll eventually put all the money away and again anyway
Don't worry about it
How dismissive should he really be
If he was going to actually tell the truth
You know
It's fair, I get that
Yeah, that's not even
So it's just
It's fucking, it's wild to watch him
Come out and say it
And say it like
It's no big deal
This is just how
Shit works
Of course, we've spent 12
Billion dollars
Of you fucking idiots money
You keep giving it to us
Well, you see, that's the problem is at some point
The we think that that was our money
It never was, it was always there to do with what they wanted
That's the point of this
And that's why he's looking at it going like
What, I'm worried about the costs, what are you
Stupid, why don't you ask me a real question
Oh, okay, I'll humor you
I mean, that was what it was
I never understand this
Where it's like, don't you feel as though
If I was responsible
With money, I wouldn't be running the treasury
You know, come on lady
Let's, let's be honest
I'm not working with a budget
I make the budget
You know
Other, other part of the game
Yeah
How do you rob a bank best
Be a bank, you know
Just come on
Next level, moving along
I mean really, that's what he's doing to her
It's just come on, come on, this is a, you know
Ah, aren't you worried about
The fact that people will die
What, what are you, stupid
I'm worried about people, dead or not
That's not my problem
You know, I mean
You gotta understand that these guys are, you know
On the edge of honesty
They almost want to tell them this, but they don't
You know, okay, I'll humor your stupid question
You think that, you know
Your taxes are calculated or something
I mean, we just do what we want
But go ahead, keep asking your questions
You know, I mean
The problem
With the thing that they're facing right now
The problem with dumbing down your
Citizenry on purpose
Is that eventually
You create a whole bunch of stupid people
Where you have to come out
And remind them of what
The plot is every
Step of the way
It, it just, it's dumb
Like
That people are subject, you know
And so you get shit
Like, oh yeah, it's cost us
$12 billion, no big deal
It's just $12 billion
You fucking people can't even conceive
Of what that money is anyway
So it's alright, it's alright
It sure it sounds like a lot
But that's, that's because it is
Yeah
You know, but I'll just call it XZillion
And you know, I'll make a new number
And you won't understand that either
So it's fine, you know
It's just
It's just that, I'm just saying
In that smirk is so many unspoken words
That would be, you know
Revolutionary if people heard it
They wouldn't believe it anyway
Is the best part
Yeah, so, you know
Jesus
People are, I don't know
Do you think people are actually going to absorb
Like what they were told
What they told the
The Iraq war in total
Was like $6 trillion
Even though it was significantly more than that
And people just didn't
They didn't even blink
They go, okay
See that's the point
You know, if you would have told them $6 or $60 trillion
You know
The difference between $6 and $60 to you and me
Is big
To them it's like, eh, just a number
You know
It's just
I
What can you do with that
You know, I mean it's just
Do I sound cynical? Is that what this is?
No
I mean it's not
It's not cynicism
It's just, you know
What it is is just reminding
People of what this, you know
Is currently costing
That
Continuing
To pretend like
Participating
In
A ritual
For
Bloodline pedophiles
And calling it voting
Is going to change anything
That's just put that aside
There's no reason
Believe in Santa all you want
Write all the letters to Santa
That you want to
Every Christmas
Christmas is December 25th
To the modern way that the thing
Is celebrated
Not the first Tuesday of November
Okay
That's not Christmas
Yeah, even though it's
Probably closer to September 11
But you know, I don't want to talk about that day too much
I mean, you know, whatever
It works
Yeah, yeah
Even, you know
Putting it back in September
Whatever, still not the first
Tuesday of November
That's the wrong time to write your letter to Santa
That's all
That's the whole point
Every once in a while
JP does
A banger
And this one
In particular is delightful
No nukes coming in
Beautiful day
Yep, not yet
Hey, I've been seeing the Zionist stuff all over
But what's that mean?
Zionism, is that a religion?
Like a form of Judaism?
No, it's not a religion, it's a political movement
Became an organized movement in the 1890s
With major financial backing
From the Rothschilds
The Rothschilds?
Yeah, you know, the control banking
World government, secretive global control family
Those Rothschilds?
Yep, those Rothschilds
Technically it was Edmund D Rothschild
That helped launch Zionism
So it's not the same thing as Judaism?
No, what Zionism is
Runs in opposition to actual Judaism
Which technically
Makes Zionism anti-Semitic
When you think about it
But I don't think you're supposed to think about it
Because that creates problems for powerful
People
Okay, so actual Judaism
Is not Zionism
Correct, Zionism violates the values of Judaism
So they're not the same
And, you know, very different
I thought Judaism and Zionism
Just went together
That's confusing
I think it's meant to be confusing
I thought Zionism was biblical
No, it's a political ideology
From the 1890s
Judaism is the biblical one
Rothschilds, Zionism
Oh, okay
Well
Alright
Um
No, you're stuck backstage
Okay
I'm on my hotspot
Ah, okay
Internet went down for you then
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, and you
All your echoes
All your echoes fear
Um
I just looked on Down Detector
Uh
It's out all over the area
Where we are
Um
So I'm running this off of my hotspot
Currently
Which unfortunately
I'm pretty sure means
We're done with
Video
For the day
And I can't turn on the camera
Um
But
Hopefully my echo's not too bad now
I can't hear it, but is it bad?
Let's find out
It's bad and it's got a
Second and a half delay
Wow
I'm sorry, well maybe I'll jump off
And let you finish up because
Suddenly we were both booted out
And
When I came back in I was just backstage
And know you
So I didn't know what was up
Okay
Now the
The whole internet crapped out
Um
No word or update
Or anything like that
From Xfinity
We didn't get droned
I don't think
I'm pretty sure that wasn't drone related
Um
No, I haven't
Been replaced
Here
I'll give you a very poor
Resolution
Maybe camera
I'm still me
Yeah
For the sake of
Running off of the hot spot
In Jesus
Um
Yeah, your camera
Sourced you into a total robotic mess
So I like
It makes your sound terrible
Fuck
So don't turn on the camera
Let me see if I can do something
With echo cancel
Something here
Maybe
Let's see, is that any better
Am I still on a delay to you
Uh-oh, there goes Steve
Let's find out
Let me hop out again
For a while
Am I still
Fucking in raw voice
Yeah, you were still
Breaking up there, but maybe if I jump out
The bandwidth will get easier
And you can just finish out audio
You know
Uh-oh, okay, there he goes again
He's gone, I am
I am now in control of AM Wakeup
Your worst nightmare
Has come true
Not necessarily, but if I'm in echo voice
What the hell
I don't know if you guys are here in echo
Let me know in the chat, I guess
Let me open that up and see if I can see it a little bigger
Hopefully, guys, let me know in the chat
If there's a lot of echo, because
You know, I don't know
Mercury retrograde
Possibility there
Uh, minor head bangs
Yeah
Look, blind guy trying to read your chat
And it's a real small thing in the corner of my screen
So apologies
Hello
Okay, Steve is back
And I think what I'm gonna do is jump out
Because I don't know, some people said my sound was good
Some people said rough echo
I don't know
I think I was the wrong
Well, yeah, there was a really rough echo
There is not currently a rough echo
Okay, maybe we could
Finish out the show
Possibly?
No echo, no echo
So it seems like we're stable for sound
Okay, yeah, there's
Yeah, there's Wi-Fi down all over the
East Bay
Something's
There's fuckery afoot
That
That would be my immediate guess
Is that there is fuckery
Afoot
All right, before Trump
Visited making Georgia, you know
We had a 12-hour outage
Of like every internet in the area
Right before his visit, so, you know
Things do happen
And Steve is unresponsive
So I'm unsure if he's muted
Or if he's got another issue
Where the hotspot is not carrying him
Anyway, uh, look
I know we were working on something there
And actually we were in the middle of JP
Giving us a good breakdown on
You know, a good split personality breakdown
On Zionism, I thought that was impressive
I mean, it's good
When somebody's brave enough to attempt it
At this point, right?
And, you know, I don't know
If I should just cut
You know, cut my line
Here and walk
Nope, because Steve went away
So what I'll do is try and hold the line
Until he returns and
Then I'm just gonna jump off and let him finish the show
But I appreciate you guys for tuning in
And putting up with me on a Monday morning
Because I don't even want to put up with me
On a Monday morning and
Mrs. Oh, thanks you because
At least he gets me to hell away from her
She doesn't have to hear me bitch about the same things
That I'm observing in the world around us
Because there is a lot to bitch about
I don't know about the rest of you
But I didn't sign up for this war
And I certainly don't want to see
Any of my kids go to it
But then again, you know, I'm not in control
In either of you and that's the reality
In which we live
And it does seem to be a reboot
Of the past, right?
Let's keep cycling through the cycle
Of the, you know, the great
The grand leader
The exalted leader in Iran
And the fear porn that comes with it
And then let's go back to another
Shaw because the first two
Didn't work, the third time is a charm, right?
I mean we can do that again
We just need a new hostage
Oh wait, you're available
How about the American people?
We can all be the hostage this time
Instead of some dumb schmucks
In a freaking, you know, embassy
In Tehran
Like we had to deal with
In the late 70s into the early 80s
When, you know, hostages were held
By Iran allegedly for over a year
And now I say allegedly
Because that was part of our reality
Literally that got launched
Into a whole cottage
Industry within
The major electronic media
For those of you youngsters who weren't alive then
It was a thing, nightly
On the news and
Everything old is new again
I realized watching the old, you know
Toyota, Corolla commercials
And stuff that went in between the shows
On YouTube this weekend
That is probably the time
See all these commentators who say
Trump wants to make America great again
He wants to bring it back to the 50s
I am now starting to disagree with them
Strongly
I strongly disagree with them
With much strength, like Putin
I have to
Because the reality is
I think he wants it great again
Like it was in the late 70s, folks
That's what it is
So it kicked me
That time
Sorry
There you go
It kicked me off of my phone's hot spot
I am now on my girl's
Phone's hot spot
I am not even sure how long that is going to last
Like
That is weird, I have never
Never had the hot spot drop off
In the middle of the thing before
Well look man
Do your best, here is my executive decision
I tried to give them a little piece
Of my unique take on something
Which is the recycled
You know, grand leader
Great exalted leader
And then Shah of Iran reboot
I think that's where we're at
And I gave them that little recap
And I figured you could probably close out the show on your own
And there you go
I just wanted to give them something other than dead air
On am wake up
But I'll see you next Monday Steve
If that's cold with you
Hopefully there
Is a fucking next Monday
I don't know man
No, it's getting weird
If the internet gods
And the government minions
Cooperate am wake up
Will return tomorrow and of course again
Monday with me but you got the rest of the week
I always I really would
Look forward to if I was a listener
T. Steiner you know
And regularly check in on him
Which I kind of do covertly every now
And then because there's a unique mind
That needs to be heard and I'm glad
That he's on with you often
But you got lots of guys lined up
So anyways
I'll catch you next Monday Steve
And all the am wake up listeners
Trying to remember the earlier part of the discussion
Where we talked about value for value
And indeed if we had a little more value
In our pockets we'd have backup plans
Much better than
Steve's girl's hotspot
To try and keep things running
But we work with what we have
Anyway brother I will talk to you next week
And thank you once again for
Allowing me and
Putting up with me being a co-host thanks
Thank you for being here Chuck
Always fun hanging out with you
I appreciate the hell out of you brother
Have a good rest of your week
So
That's probably
Kind of fucking do it
I can't turn the camera back on
Because the last time I did that
I had robot voice and then when I tried
To get back into stream yard
It kicked me off of the fucking hotspot
So yeah I'm
Going to call it there
The episode that I recorded
Over the weekend with
Mark from
My family thinks I'm crazy
Is out I just got a notification
For that
So in lieu of
Another half an hour of am wake up
If you want to go check that conversation out
Do so it was fun
We had a
Good hour and a half or so
Getting into shit
T lab Tuesday
Of course tomorrow Uncle Ted
Talks I mean hopefully
We get this shit figured out
I don't know
I have been in your
House north side
Don't fucking
Don't tell people
No one's met me and they'll believe you
They will that's the problem
They'll fucking believe you
I've been in your living room
Huh
Oh yeah what's up with your
Internet you're fucking right
Across the bridge
Are you experiencing
Fuckery
Shit we got people down in Santa Cruz
Are you got how are you you know
Yeah I don't know
Maybe this is the Iranian drone attack
And they haven't told us yet
I don't know man
I don't know shit's weird
We should
We should probably
We should probably just fucking
Make art
And have fucking
Mescal Palomas
Wait for the Iranians to get us
Let's go happy
Jesus man
Let's see there were a couple of people
I needed to think
And I really do appreciate you guys
It's just one of those things
We're like
You know the show
Needs to barely
Get by better than it's
Barely been getting by
So I appreciate everybody
For helping out with that
Northside
Is a smart and a
Pollock truer words have never been
Spoken
Darby
Carolina
Daniel
Thank you
I think Daniel's DC
I think that's the D in the DC
Let's see
November
Thank you Poo Lily
Thank you
Cracks me up that there's somebody named Poo Lily
That's their
Their online handle
Um
They had to Lula
Thank you
Yeah dude
I guess we're gonna get out of here
It'll be interesting to see
How many different people's payment systems
This is affected
And whether or not we can even purchase
Anything today
Anyway
You guys rock
Love the hell out of you
Thank you for being here
Thank you for being a part of the show
Do go out
Do go out, do go check out that
My family thinks I'm crazy episode
Again that just dropped
Mark Steves
Mark the still booker
Just not with Sammy
Oh and
Yeah look for me
On an upcoming DERP with Curb
We were supposed to do
An episode on Sunday
Me and Jamie Deluxe
And then Curb found out
That he had received a channel strike
And he was not gonna be able to
Live stream for another five days
So that got that got kicked down
The road a little bit
If that episode
Happens that'll be a fucking blast
Because I do enjoy hanging out with Jamie Deluxe
And it's always fun talking to Curb
So
I'll let you guys know about that
I'll drop the
My family thinks I'm crazy episode
In the Telegram group
And in the meantime
And all that kind of good stuff
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