WEBVTT 01:14.980 --> 02:19.530 So me, past the deep blue sea Yeah, I care what you do 02:30.380 --> 02:56.840 Oh good man, me, oh good man, me Say the reason, good to me 04:04.710 --> 04:13.150 Okay buckaroos, here we go again Don't try and slide one by once more 04:14.770 --> 04:19.330 Don't matter how you do it, go to do it like we know what we're doing 04:20.110 --> 04:22.930 Lock and pin down the shrug once, twice, three, four 04:23.810 --> 04:27.850 Cause kid, I don't give a fives my scotching tray 04:28.770 --> 04:34.730 Living it day to day, picking up the pieces wherever they fall 04:36.730 --> 04:44.910 Just letting it roll, letting it come eat the gold 04:47.090 --> 04:51.290 Seems like only yesterday we rolled into this town 04:52.190 --> 04:54.970 And the pickers nobody ever heard of before 04:56.870 --> 05:01.690 Now we're all sporting beer bellies, we got some glasses and a bunch of gray hairs 05:02.470 --> 05:05.810 Weaving down this shrug once, twice before 05:05.810 --> 05:10.350 And kid, I don't give a fives my scotching tray 05:11.130 --> 05:17.110 Living it day to day, picking up the pieces wherever they fall 05:19.210 --> 05:23.690 Just letting it roll, letting the hard times carry the load 05:23.690 --> 05:27.430 And I'm living my life easy come easy go 05:28.270 --> 05:53.450 Alright Brian, I don't give a fives my scotching tray 05:54.190 --> 06:00.290 Living it day to day, picking up the pieces wherever they fall 06:02.310 --> 06:06.790 Just letting it roll, letting the hard times carry the load 06:07.450 --> 06:10.510 And I'm living my life easy come easy go 06:12.470 --> 06:17.410 Well the old dance hall is still standing, she needs some repairs 06:17.410 --> 06:21.030 A lot of cowboy boots have slid over these boards 06:22.610 --> 06:27.910 Well I ain't no spring chicken either, my dance cards sure been punched 06:27.910 --> 06:31.910 And I've been out of this shrug once, twice before 06:32.650 --> 06:36.510 I've been my home getting buys my scotching tray 06:37.030 --> 06:43.450 Living it day to day, picking up the pieces wherever they fall 06:45.370 --> 06:49.910 Just letting it roll, letting the hard times carry the load 06:50.550 --> 06:53.610 And I'm living my life easy come easy go 06:55.450 --> 06:58.850 And I'm living my life easy come easy here we go 09:29.540 --> 09:31.760 I want to watch the news 09:31.760 --> 09:34.000 Are you making headway? 09:34.380 --> 09:35.900 Walker, thank you very much 09:41.210 --> 09:44.270 What's happening everybody? Good morning 09:44.270 --> 09:46.190 Good afternoon 09:46.810 --> 09:50.150 Good evening, wherever you are, wherever you're hanging out 09:50.150 --> 09:51.370 J.M. Wake up 09:54.570 --> 09:56.790 Okay, there is no need for that name call 09:56.790 --> 09:57.890 You bitch 09:57.890 --> 09:59.450 Clean, you got a second one 09:59.450 --> 10:03.070 That's what my family's murdered by the CIA, Steve 10:04.270 --> 10:06.250 Won't you vex that thing up? 10:06.570 --> 10:08.150 Y'all talking about eating house in here 10:10.930 --> 10:13.150 Why are you talking about eating house in here? 10:13.450 --> 10:16.850 The idea of comedy, really, is not everybody should be laughing 10:16.850 --> 10:20.890 It should be about 50 people laughing and 50 people horrified 10:20.890 --> 10:24.370 Trying to have serious conversations about serious things 10:24.690 --> 10:26.250 Y'all talking about eating the food 10:26.250 --> 10:29.530 We should nip it in the bud 10:36.820 --> 10:41.980 Nobody can dispute the fact that we need 10:48.200 --> 10:51.460 Tony Fauci, Gumbo's suppository 10:51.460 --> 10:54.540 You have direct incision 10:57.100 --> 10:58.960 Sometimes I retract into my shell 10:58.960 --> 11:01.560 In order to avoid some of the drama that we've seen recently 11:01.560 --> 11:03.960 Did you hear the question, Senator? 11:04.220 --> 11:06.040 Running for reelection in 2026 11:10.480 --> 11:12.460 Smooth in Spain 11:15.100 --> 11:17.920 If you want to fight against a country you need an F-15 11:17.920 --> 11:20.340 You need something a little more than a gun 11:21.840 --> 11:22.840 No, I'm not joking 11:22.840 --> 11:23.840 Think about this 11:31.960 --> 11:34.260 I love you guys, we'll see you soon 11:34.780 --> 11:35.780 Good luck to you all 11:35.780 --> 11:37.980 But wait, there's more 11:45.920 --> 11:49.460 March 16th, 2026 11:49.460 --> 11:52.520 Welcome to Monday, everyone 11:52.520 --> 11:56.200 And welcome back, of course, on Monday 11:57.180 --> 11:59.020 We have the one and only 12:00.360 --> 12:01.480 Chuck Ocelli 12:03.540 --> 12:05.980 You're the first double nigga I've ever met in my life 12:05.980 --> 12:07.240 We'll just say that 12:07.240 --> 12:08.820 You Irish and Sicilian? 12:09.560 --> 12:12.520 Yeah, yeah, welcome to Monday Chuck 12:12.520 --> 12:13.400 How you doing, man? 12:15.540 --> 12:18.100 Yeah, Moonday, before we get to Tears Day 12:18.100 --> 12:19.000 Then Wotens Day 12:19.000 --> 12:19.840 Then Thors Day 12:19.840 --> 12:20.720 Then Friars Day 12:20.720 --> 12:21.580 Then Saturn Day 12:21.580 --> 12:23.300 And guess what? Sunday Sunday, bitches 12:23.820 --> 12:25.920 But we're on Moonday, so stick around 12:26.560 --> 12:27.160 It's true 12:27.920 --> 12:30.080 It's probably gonna be a long week 12:30.920 --> 12:33.600 We discovered last week 12:33.600 --> 12:37.500 That the United States has a hat-based foreign policy 12:37.500 --> 12:40.600 Turns out we might have been a little off on that 12:42.060 --> 12:47.480 Currently, it's an Armageddon-based foreign policy 12:47.480 --> 12:51.300 Which, honestly, I would prefer the hats 12:51.300 --> 12:54.760 Now the lying that you have to do 12:55.920 --> 12:58.220 To tell people in this country 12:58.920 --> 13:02.120 That they are getting something out of this war 13:02.920 --> 13:05.260 The hurdles you have to jump through 13:05.920 --> 13:08.100 Are some of the craziest things 13:08.750 --> 13:12.020 That I have ever seen in my life 13:12.020 --> 13:13.280 When I watch people 13:13.650 --> 13:15.760 I totally understand why Israel wants it 13:15.760 --> 13:17.300 Why Netanyahu wants it 13:17.300 --> 13:18.660 I totally understand that 13:18.660 --> 13:20.380 I get why Jared Kushner wants it 13:20.920 --> 13:23.560 I get why people in the United States 13:24.420 --> 13:26.260 Like Ted Cruz wanted 13:26.260 --> 13:28.300 But the people in Kentucky 13:30.320 --> 13:33.760 I mean, they're going to the Trump rally 13:33.760 --> 13:35.320 The people in Kentucky 13:36.500 --> 13:38.340 Who are going to the Trump rally 13:38.340 --> 13:40.380 Like these people right here 13:40.380 --> 13:43.000 To sell to these people 13:44.500 --> 13:46.520 That they're getting something out of this 13:46.520 --> 13:49.000 It is the only that religious angle 13:49.000 --> 13:50.740 Of like the third temple and the rapture 13:50.740 --> 13:51.320 And all that stuff 13:51.320 --> 13:52.180 The Christian sign is 13:52.180 --> 13:53.380 If you have to go to these people 13:53.380 --> 13:54.420 And go, well, don't you want them aside 13:54.420 --> 13:54.880 To come back? 13:55.040 --> 13:56.040 You don't have to go to the rest stop 13:57.420 --> 14:00.300 I mean, the... 14:01.880 --> 14:03.580 Yeah, somebody, somebody 14:05.960 --> 14:07.360 Somebody got in Tim's ear 14:07.360 --> 14:08.760 And told him that people lie to you 14:08.760 --> 14:09.500 When they're in government 14:10.360 --> 14:11.520 Damn, welcome, Tim 14:11.520 --> 14:12.200 How you doing? 14:13.120 --> 14:14.520 Tim knows, Tim knows 14:14.520 --> 14:17.100 He's been threading that line 14:17.100 --> 14:20.180 Because he had Whitney Webb on 14:21.060 --> 14:23.360 Back in like 2020 14:24.680 --> 14:26.340 Put it behind the paywall 14:26.340 --> 14:30.060 But she laid out the whole Epstein thing 14:30.060 --> 14:32.100 For him when her book was 14:32.100 --> 14:33.860 You know, before her book was published 14:33.860 --> 14:34.460 I think 14:35.620 --> 14:36.260 And... 14:37.580 --> 14:38.760 Okay, okay 14:38.760 --> 14:40.820 But look, if his introduction to Epstein 14:40.820 --> 14:41.780 Was Whitney Webb 14:41.780 --> 14:44.380 He was at least 15 years behind the curve 14:44.380 --> 14:46.300 So what I'm saying is 14:46.300 --> 14:48.340 Eventually he'll catch up 14:48.340 --> 14:51.180 And obviously he's finally caught up to 14:51.180 --> 14:51.900 Oh, wait a minute 14:51.900 --> 14:53.700 You mean it's not that some of them 14:53.700 --> 14:54.540 Don't lie to me? 14:54.600 --> 14:55.620 They all lie to me? 14:55.680 --> 14:56.100 Damn 14:56.100 --> 14:57.500 Okay, Tim 14:57.500 --> 14:59.640 Like I said, party's open, man 14:59.640 --> 15:00.020 Welcome 15:00.020 --> 15:02.540 Right, but watch him go to dinner 15:02.540 --> 15:04.820 With J.D. Vance right after this episode 15:05.180 --> 15:05.640 You know 15:06.240 --> 15:07.500 I like to say it 15:07.500 --> 15:09.800 That's the line he's been threading 15:09.800 --> 15:12.000 For a very long time 15:13.480 --> 15:14.520 And so... 15:14.520 --> 15:15.320 It's interesting 15:15.320 --> 15:16.640 It's always interesting to hear 15:16.640 --> 15:19.280 Because he encapsulates it in a great way 15:19.280 --> 15:21.020 I enjoy it, it's entertaining as shit 15:21.640 --> 15:24.440 And maybe it's the first time people are hearing it 15:24.440 --> 15:26.300 Maybe it's the first time they're hearing it 15:26.300 --> 15:28.800 In a way that'll actually like sink in 15:28.800 --> 15:29.500 Or resonate 15:30.720 --> 15:32.120 Yeah, no, it's enjoyable 15:32.120 --> 15:33.980 Look, it's like the YouTube commercials 15:33.980 --> 15:36.380 I got stuck in for a couple hours this weekend 15:36.940 --> 15:39.620 Where I was watching commercials from 1979 15:39.620 --> 15:42.540 And the breaks and the news teasers 15:42.540 --> 15:44.380 Where, you know, amazingly 15:44.380 --> 15:45.760 I was like, oh, wait a minute 15:45.760 --> 15:47.360 Here's how this is gonna repeat 15:47.940 --> 15:49.880 2029, we're gonna still be talking about 15:49.880 --> 15:51.940 The Iran crisis, the Shah 15:52.500 --> 15:55.080 All that, and who's gonna be the hostage then? 15:55.540 --> 15:56.760 That's the big question 15:56.760 --> 15:58.580 Because back then we had the hostage crisis 15:58.580 --> 16:00.240 In 79 for all you youngsters 16:00.240 --> 16:02.340 I was alive and watching stuff 16:02.340 --> 16:04.920 Like, you know, the stupid Sunday night movie 16:04.920 --> 16:05.440 And whatnot 16:05.440 --> 16:07.360 When they, you know, they would break in 16:07.360 --> 16:09.120 And I'm watching the New York based commercials 16:09.120 --> 16:10.660 Exactly as I would have seen them then 16:10.660 --> 16:13.500 And I went, that's why this is triggering my memory 16:13.500 --> 16:14.500 Thank you very much 16:14.500 --> 16:16.500 I mean, it wasn't just that and 16:16.500 --> 16:18.560 The weird, you know, Mrs. Gortons 16:18.560 --> 16:19.420 Or whatever, actually 16:19.420 --> 16:21.480 Finally perfected her fish sticks right then 16:21.480 --> 16:22.240 There in 79 16:22.240 --> 16:24.560 It was all that, plus, you know 16:24.560 --> 16:27.120 Pepsi had a giant logo on its can 16:27.120 --> 16:28.180 But not on its model 16:28.180 --> 16:31.080 So it was a different world, sort of 16:31.660 --> 16:32.580 Just no internet 16:32.580 --> 16:34.500 True, true 16:35.980 --> 16:37.400 If the Messiah comes back 16:37.400 --> 16:38.260 You don't have to go to work 16:38.260 --> 16:40.320 So this is that 16:40.920 --> 16:42.160 This is what we're doing 16:42.160 --> 16:44.860 Oh, I thought we were like gonna 16:44.860 --> 16:46.140 I thought our taxes 16:46.140 --> 16:49.060 I thought like the cost of groceries is gonna go down 16:49.060 --> 16:50.380 No, no, no, we're ending the world 16:50.380 --> 16:52.960 We realized we couldn't do any of that 16:52.960 --> 16:54.000 Let's be honest 16:54.000 --> 16:54.940 You take your groceries 16:54.940 --> 16:57.580 The price of a house is never coming down 16:58.080 --> 17:00.360 We're ending the world 17:01.020 --> 17:02.920 I mean, it's pretty simple 17:03.520 --> 17:05.320 There's zero way you're ever gonna 17:05.320 --> 17:06.140 Afford a house 17:06.140 --> 17:07.580 Let's rapture you all 17:08.440 --> 17:09.840 Let's rapture you all 17:09.840 --> 17:12.520 It is the only shot you have in a good life right now 17:12.520 --> 17:14.540 Is to hasten the rapture 17:14.540 --> 17:15.760 That is 17:15.760 --> 17:20.120 Right now, the foreign and economic policy of our country 17:20.120 --> 17:21.620 Currently right now is 17:21.620 --> 17:22.700 The rapture 17:23.340 --> 17:27.040 That is the foreign and economic policy of our country 17:27.040 --> 17:28.040 Is the rapture 17:28.600 --> 17:29.460 You're out of here 17:29.460 --> 17:31.000 We're all going 17:31.000 --> 17:32.760 The Messiah is coming back 17:32.760 --> 17:34.000 And he's gonna figure it out 17:34.000 --> 17:36.100 Because we don't know how to get these houses cheaper 17:36.100 --> 17:36.940 We don't know 17:36.940 --> 17:38.380 We do not know 17:38.380 --> 17:40.260 We do not know 17:41.040 --> 17:42.700 When the Messiah gets here 17:42.700 --> 17:43.760 He'll figure it out 17:43.760 --> 17:44.880 And he'll rapture some of you 17:44.880 --> 17:46.200 And some of you won't get raptured 17:46.200 --> 17:46.600 We don't know 17:46.600 --> 17:48.320 It depends on what book, what interpretation 17:48.920 --> 17:50.680 But what we do know is 17:50.680 --> 17:52.720 If we don't have the rapture 17:52.720 --> 17:54.000 Jake Paul's gonna be president 17:54.000 --> 17:55.020 So what do you want? 17:55.780 --> 17:57.780 You want the rapture 17:57.780 --> 17:59.880 Or you want Jake Paul to be the president 17:59.880 --> 18:01.840 I don't 18:01.840 --> 18:04.020 Or does Jake Paul bring on the rapture? 18:04.400 --> 18:05.920 That's another great question 18:05.920 --> 18:10.160 Does Jake Paul bring on the rapture? 18:10.280 --> 18:12.640 Here's Pete Hegseth who is a drunk and a failure 18:12.640 --> 18:15.300 Making a big mess in this war 18:15.300 --> 18:16.660 Killing children in Iran 18:16.660 --> 18:19.420 A truly contemptible figure 18:19.420 --> 18:21.460 Who should resign war criminal 18:21.460 --> 18:23.600 Pete Hegseth, friend of the shell 18:24.700 --> 18:27.580 But he really should resign 18:27.580 --> 18:30.560 They are massacring children in Iran 18:30.560 --> 18:31.680 It is disgusting 18:31.680 --> 18:33.140 But 18:34.480 --> 18:36.960 But Pete Hegseth is a 18:38.440 --> 18:40.560 You know, U.S. troops were told 18:40.560 --> 18:42.840 Iran wars for Armageddon in the return of Jesus 18:42.840 --> 18:44.280 So this is what we've got 18:44.280 --> 18:46.500 We've got some real 18:47.140 --> 18:48.680 Fun people here 18:49.380 --> 18:50.440 That are 18:51.360 --> 18:53.900 Trying to egg on World War III 18:53.900 --> 18:55.800 I fully believe this is the plan 18:55.800 --> 18:57.260 I think they want World War III 18:57.260 --> 18:58.980 I don't think 18:58.980 --> 19:01.220 I believe they want World War III 19:01.220 --> 19:02.640 I think the Epstein documents 19:02.640 --> 19:04.020 It started to expose things 19:04.020 --> 19:05.500 It could not see the light of day 19:06.320 --> 19:08.540 I think this economy 19:10.840 --> 19:11.400 Is 19:11.400 --> 19:14.120 In much deeper trouble than people think 19:14.120 --> 19:16.040 And I think that 19:16.040 --> 19:17.920 This is the plan 19:19.260 --> 19:20.380 I mean 19:20.380 --> 19:23.660 Steve, you got to appreciate 19:23.660 --> 19:25.640 How we're listening to him think out loud 19:26.220 --> 19:27.080 It's beautiful 19:27.080 --> 19:28.380 We got 19:28.900 --> 19:31.100 Son of Ron Paul being connected to 19:31.100 --> 19:32.580 Jake Paul because Paul 19:32.580 --> 19:34.580 And they're both Paul bearers 19:34.580 --> 19:35.720 Let's keep rolling 19:35.720 --> 19:37.940 And none of it Ron Paul 19:37.940 --> 19:39.620 So calm down president 19:39.620 --> 19:42.780 He is more funny doing this 19:42.780 --> 19:44.060 Than his stand up 19:44.060 --> 19:46.180 I can't restrain my laughter 19:46.800 --> 19:48.120 It's the best man 19:48.120 --> 19:48.960 I love this 19:48.960 --> 19:51.400 What says you though 19:51.400 --> 19:53.160 He's okay as a stand up 19:53.160 --> 19:55.580 But this is genius 19:55.580 --> 19:56.440 In comedy 19:58.100 --> 19:59.060 It's beautiful 19:59.060 --> 20:01.260 I've never been like 20:01.260 --> 20:03.200 Overly impressed 20:03.200 --> 20:05.100 With his stand up 20:05.100 --> 20:07.360 Most of the time his best 20:07.360 --> 20:09.280 His best 20:09.280 --> 20:10.780 Stage time 20:10.780 --> 20:13.280 Is spur of 20:13.280 --> 20:15.220 The moment freak out rant 20:15.220 --> 20:17.000 Or something that's been like 20:17.000 --> 20:19.040 Cooking in the back of his head 20:19.040 --> 20:21.020 Where he's spazzing out on somebody 20:21.020 --> 20:22.560 In the crowd that's great 20:22.560 --> 20:25.120 He's brilliant on podcasts 20:25.120 --> 20:26.760 Everyone 20:26.760 --> 20:28.420 He goes on he's 20:28.420 --> 20:30.800 Like that's the perfect 20:30.800 --> 20:31.400 Medium 20:31.400 --> 20:34.960 For his particular delivery 20:34.960 --> 20:37.160 Or you could even 20:37.160 --> 20:38.860 See him if it was 20:38.860 --> 20:40.860 A different era it's not now 20:40.860 --> 20:41.860 That's long gone 20:44.120 --> 20:46.540 Of doing like a 20:46.540 --> 20:48.320 Late night talk show 20:48.320 --> 20:50.400 You know like he's got 20:50.400 --> 20:52.420 Whatever Letterman or Carson had 20:52.420 --> 20:54.520 Or to whatever degree Conan had it 20:54.520 --> 20:57.380 You know he's definitely got that 20:57.380 --> 20:58.960 And his ability to interact 20:58.960 --> 21:00.700 And fuck with somebody 21:01.840 --> 21:03.520 From behind the desk 21:03.520 --> 21:04.760 But you know I could 21:04.760 --> 21:06.080 But no it's 21:06.080 --> 21:08.680 It's much more entertaining 21:08.680 --> 21:10.460 For me to watch him 21:10.460 --> 21:12.420 On the podcast than on stage 21:13.700 --> 21:14.800 Oh yeah no 21:14.800 --> 21:16.180 Look and I'm telling you 21:16.180 --> 21:18.080 I could definitely picture him in that slot 21:18.080 --> 21:19.580 When they can't figure out how many 21:19.580 --> 21:21.560 Lates to add to the damn show no more 21:21.560 --> 21:23.400 You know what I mean that slot like 21:23.400 --> 21:24.880 Way after Carson way after 21:24.880 --> 21:27.360 A freaking Letterman or whoever else 21:27.360 --> 21:28.980 Like all the marquee names are done 21:28.980 --> 21:31.040 And there's still another late night show on 21:31.040 --> 21:32.580 Because I can't sleep there he is 21:32.580 --> 21:35.640 I could see that cable in the 90s 21:35.640 --> 21:38.060 Perfect it would be crystal clear 21:38.060 --> 21:40.140 To me and you know he would have 21:40.140 --> 21:41.200 To have a couple of puppets 21:41.200 --> 21:42.920 A couple of knock off looking puppets 21:42.920 --> 21:43.720 And have to come in 21:43.720 --> 21:45.700 A couple yeah 21:45.700 --> 21:48.260 And guest appearances by screening 21:48.260 --> 21:50.600 Image and shit I mean they just work out 21:50.600 --> 21:52.360 Perfect I think you know 21:52.630 --> 21:53.760 Stuttering John would be his 21:54.690 --> 21:56.220 Stuttering John would be his announcer 21:59.220 --> 22:00.280 Speaking of 22:01.900 --> 22:03.140 Watching comedians 22:03.140 --> 22:04.840 Think out loud in 22:04.840 --> 22:06.820 Real time also that yes 22:07.840 --> 22:09.080 Theo Vaughn 22:09.080 --> 22:10.660 Having a real one too 22:10.660 --> 22:12.400 But I do have a lot of uncomfort 22:12.400 --> 22:14.380 About America's relationship with Israel 22:14.380 --> 22:16.140 The Israeli political 22:16.570 --> 22:18.040 Leaders that's what I mean 22:18.040 --> 22:22.300 I just I believe that that 22:22.300 --> 22:23.120 Group is 22:25.060 --> 22:26.220 It is 22:27.320 --> 22:28.520 It just feels 22:28.520 --> 22:29.620 Like a satanic 22:32.480 --> 22:34.260 Regime it doesn't seem like it feels like 22:34.260 --> 22:36.440 They just want to cause 22:36.440 --> 22:38.640 Pain Steve pause that 22:38.640 --> 22:39.640 Please pause that 22:40.480 --> 22:42.460 Freeze frame right there he's trying to 22:42.460 --> 22:44.340 Figure out how to apologize for his 22:44.340 --> 22:46.540 Apologies that's all I want to note right 22:46.540 --> 22:48.540 That's what's going on in his head 22:48.540 --> 22:49.940 He's it's beautiful 22:49.940 --> 22:52.060 Please continue though because I'm sure there's more 22:52.060 --> 22:54.360 But I needed to note that freeze frame 22:54.360 --> 22:56.400 Right there that's how do I actually 22:56.400 --> 22:58.200 Apologize and roll through this 22:58.200 --> 23:00.640 And apologize for my apologies and then 23:00.640 --> 23:01.900 Tell people I actually don't care 23:01.900 --> 23:04.060 And screw their feelings and then apologize 23:04.060 --> 23:06.040 For that is the process 23:06.040 --> 23:08.100 As Louie caught in right there when he's 23:08.100 --> 23:10.060 Stumbling through and it's not 23:10.060 --> 23:11.940 Somebody flubbing their stuff and not knowing 23:11.940 --> 23:14.020 How to speak because Theo on stage 23:14.800 --> 23:15.920 Is better 23:15.920 --> 23:18.020 Than you know better than Tim honestly 23:18.020 --> 23:19.880 And better than a whole lot of other 23:19.880 --> 23:21.800 He's all except for that last bit 23:21.800 --> 23:22.420 The 23:23.660 --> 23:25.820 That last run in Boston not 23:25.820 --> 23:27.400 Not not his best work 23:28.040 --> 23:29.040 Of every 23:29.860 --> 23:31.980 Of night you know also by the way 23:31.980 --> 23:34.540 Northside Charles is on Thursdays 23:34.540 --> 23:36.660 Now and has been for like months 23:36.660 --> 23:37.720 So 23:38.430 --> 23:39.880 So yeah 23:40.540 --> 23:41.920 Chuck on Monday 23:42.410 --> 23:44.040 Charles on Thursday 23:44.040 --> 23:45.520 Chuck ended 23:46.540 --> 23:48.120 The show is 23:49.160 --> 23:50.820 He's upping his trucks 23:50.820 --> 23:52.100 Yeah no 23:52.100 --> 23:54.440 And look man people speculate 23:54.440 --> 23:55.380 About Theo 23:55.380 --> 23:57.220 All that kind of stuff 23:57.220 --> 23:59.240 He has been 23:59.240 --> 24:01.520 In the industry for 24:01.520 --> 24:03.640 20 some years or something 24:03.640 --> 24:05.560 Like 25 years road rules and 24:05.560 --> 24:06.340 Shit like that 24:08.760 --> 24:09.480 But 24:09.480 --> 24:10.700 It's 24:11.520 --> 24:13.740 Interesting to watch and work it out it is 24:13.740 --> 24:14.960 It is also 24:15.520 --> 24:17.180 Having Reign Wilson 24:17.180 --> 24:19.820 And Neil deGrasse Tyson's books 24:19.820 --> 24:20.780 Right there 24:21.520 --> 24:22.300 Prominently featured 24:23.120 --> 24:24.960 It is interesting 24:26.020 --> 24:27.500 But that he 24:27.500 --> 24:29.060 Is effortlessly smooth 24:29.060 --> 24:31.120 Normally even when people try 24:31.120 --> 24:32.440 To mess with him when he has to do 24:32.440 --> 24:34.440 Crowdwork he's got hecklers everything 24:34.880 --> 24:35.340 Oh yeah 24:35.340 --> 24:38.240 But while he's doing this loop 24:39.000 --> 24:40.240 This apologies loop 24:40.860 --> 24:41.700 He's just 24:43.000 --> 24:44.860 It's a little it's almost like a 24:44.860 --> 24:46.600 Musk glitch right there 24:46.600 --> 24:48.200 Okay sorry 24:49.040 --> 24:50.820 No you're absolutely 24:50.820 --> 24:52.900 I mean you know these 24:54.380 --> 24:55.700 They don't even know 24:55.700 --> 24:56.780 Where all the bodies from 24:56.780 --> 24:58.080 Gaza are and 24:58.780 --> 25:00.840 They're already moved on 25:00.840 --> 25:02.680 To other places that they are 25:03.680 --> 25:04.680 Attacking and that 25:04.680 --> 25:06.940 America is associated now with their attacks 25:09.560 --> 25:11.020 And I don't 25:11.020 --> 25:12.980 I believe that that will come here 25:12.980 --> 25:14.980 One day I don't believe that 25:15.860 --> 25:16.920 That the Israeli 25:16.920 --> 25:18.840 Leaders that they have any intention to 25:20.600 --> 25:22.880 To stop that I don't see that 25:22.880 --> 25:23.240 They 25:24.580 --> 25:25.600 Have any 25:25.600 --> 25:27.140 Care for the American people 25:27.140 --> 25:28.200 It doesn't seem like that 25:28.200 --> 25:30.500 Well that's 25:31.240 --> 25:31.920 Nice 25:31.920 --> 25:34.780 Look I mean this 25:34.780 --> 25:35.820 Sincerely it's good 25:35.820 --> 25:38.540 The people are figuring this out 25:38.540 --> 25:40.080 Even if it is 25:40.080 --> 25:42.780 The middle of March in 2026 25:44.900 --> 25:45.880 There's a 25:45.880 --> 25:48.520 Thought process here that is valid 25:48.520 --> 25:49.580 And there's a history 25:49.580 --> 25:52.280 That's valid when people are held responsible 25:59.220 --> 26:01.100 That's the kicker though right 26:01.100 --> 26:02.580 There's no 26:03.280 --> 26:05.280 Anybody being held 26:05.280 --> 26:06.240 Responsible 26:08.520 --> 26:09.360 I 26:09.360 --> 26:10.780 Haven't seen that yet 26:12.160 --> 26:13.000 Haven't 26:13.380 --> 26:15.280 I mean occasionally 26:15.280 --> 26:16.880 Somebody gets like marked 26:16.880 --> 26:18.380 But that's usually so 26:18.380 --> 26:19.520 A bigger bastard 26:19.520 --> 26:20.560 Can 26:21.420 --> 26:22.640 Roll on in 26:24.780 --> 26:26.300 I've never heard that spoken 26:29.180 --> 26:30.880 And I believe that if we 26:30.880 --> 26:32.120 Don't speak up now 26:32.800 --> 26:35.260 That our children won't have the chance to speak up 26:36.460 --> 26:37.720 Either by law 26:39.100 --> 26:40.180 Or by worse 26:40.760 --> 26:42.580 And that may sound crazy to some people 26:42.580 --> 26:43.480 And that's fine if it does 26:43.480 --> 26:44.680 If it does sound crazy to you 26:44.680 --> 26:46.460 And you think I'm crazy on that point of view 26:46.460 --> 26:47.120 That's okay 26:49.580 --> 26:51.400 You know I may disagree with you 26:51.400 --> 26:52.180 But that's okay 26:52.880 --> 26:54.320 You know I do want to 26:54.320 --> 26:57.300 You know I worked hard to be able to have a voice for myself 26:57.940 --> 26:59.360 And so I hope at least 26:59.360 --> 27:00.560 You just respect that 27:02.300 --> 27:03.400 Or I hope at least 27:03.400 --> 27:04.500 You just see that 27:05.220 --> 27:05.620 Like 27:06.400 --> 27:07.140 Okay Theo 27:07.640 --> 27:08.280 But yeah 27:08.280 --> 27:08.760 Yeah 27:08.760 --> 27:11.440 And you've seen him 27:12.030 --> 27:12.540 Struggle 27:14.010 --> 27:16.380 On a number of different shows 27:16.380 --> 27:17.920 Since his little 27:17.920 --> 27:19.780 Fucking flame out 27:19.780 --> 27:21.200 In Boston 27:21.200 --> 27:23.140 A few months back 27:24.010 --> 27:24.520 And 27:25.950 --> 27:27.440 Rogan tried to like 27:28.640 --> 27:30.440 Sheep dog him 27:30.440 --> 27:31.860 Back into 27:31.860 --> 27:34.340 You know thinking right 27:35.740 --> 27:37.200 All that kind of 27:37.200 --> 27:38.280 And he is 27:38.280 --> 27:40.360 He's totally right to ask all these questions 27:40.360 --> 27:41.820 He's totally right to have all these 27:43.080 --> 27:44.900 Feelings and thoughts and shit like that 27:45.860 --> 27:46.340 Indeed 27:47.140 --> 27:48.040 No indeed 27:48.040 --> 27:50.200 Look I had a little issue there 27:50.200 --> 27:52.320 Where something came unplugged sorry about that 27:52.320 --> 27:53.040 But 27:54.600 --> 27:56.040 Here it is with him 27:56.520 --> 27:58.920 He's doing a great job and it is a natural thing 27:58.920 --> 28:00.400 With the whole blowback issue 28:00.400 --> 28:02.200 When it comes to war in general 28:02.200 --> 28:04.160 Because let's just look at history 28:04.160 --> 28:05.880 And I don't want to argue about it 28:05.880 --> 28:07.540 But bottom line is you know 28:07.540 --> 28:08.880 Germans got held responsible 28:08.880 --> 28:11.660 The USSR people 28:11.660 --> 28:12.920 Got held responsible 28:12.920 --> 28:15.180 Different people when you come in 28:15.180 --> 28:17.460 Whether it's in the Arab world or elsewhere 28:17.460 --> 28:19.400 And you appear as invaders 28:19.400 --> 28:21.600 To individuals who are not necessarily 28:21.990 --> 28:23.760 Politically plugged in but are just suffering 28:23.760 --> 28:25.700 The fallout from 28:25.700 --> 28:26.660 Whatever is going on 28:26.660 --> 28:28.160 Guess what happens 28:28.680 --> 28:31.160 Resentment goes and there is a responsibility 28:31.160 --> 28:32.320 So some people 28:32.320 --> 28:33.920 Here in that echo in their heads and going 28:33.920 --> 28:36.600 I wonder if America could be held responsible 28:36.600 --> 28:38.680 For the fact that nobody's talking about 28:38.680 --> 28:40.160 We're literally bombing the capital 28:40.160 --> 28:42.640 In Iran you know the we as in USA 28:42.640 --> 28:44.420 Made stuff is landing 28:44.420 --> 28:46.660 In Iran in the middle of cities 28:46.660 --> 28:48.080 People are getting hurt 28:48.080 --> 28:50.820 And now it's a rumor of war instead of a war 28:50.820 --> 28:52.800 And you know what's going on 28:52.800 --> 28:54.840 Oh straight up war moves pay attention to that 28:54.840 --> 28:56.600 Cause oil you know what I'm saying 28:56.600 --> 28:58.280 So it's going to resonate 28:58.280 --> 29:00.140 And people are going to say at some point 29:00.140 --> 29:02.160 There could be blowback uh oh 29:02.160 --> 29:04.340 And they don't know how to get there 29:04.340 --> 29:06.700 And Theo just tried to get there 29:06.700 --> 29:08.860 And didn't want to step all over 29:08.860 --> 29:10.420 The fact that Israel 29:10.420 --> 29:11.900 Is definitely a culprit 29:12.480 --> 29:15.280 We as in the people bearing the USA flag 29:15.280 --> 29:16.580 Are a culprit 29:17.140 --> 29:18.560 There are other culprits 29:18.560 --> 29:20.760 Involved and even if you're saying 29:20.760 --> 29:22.540 These are evil people they need to be dealt with 29:22.540 --> 29:24.720 And theocracies are unmitigatable 29:24.720 --> 29:27.080 In the Middle East if you want to go through all that 29:27.080 --> 29:28.960 Rhetoric there's still bloodshed 29:28.960 --> 29:31.560 That is going to have a price tag on it 29:31.560 --> 29:32.800 One way or another 29:32.800 --> 29:34.340 Either a generation of resentment 29:34.340 --> 29:36.180 Or retaliation 29:36.180 --> 29:37.740 It's a natural occurrence 29:37.740 --> 29:41.020 So yeah I appreciate what he's trying to do 29:41.020 --> 29:42.940 But he doesn't know where to step 29:42.940 --> 29:44.020 To avoid the mines 29:44.020 --> 29:45.920 And not the ones that are being laid 29:45.920 --> 29:47.080 In the straits of war moves 29:47.080 --> 29:49.480 So I get it 29:49.480 --> 29:51.620 And Theo's usually so smooth 29:51.620 --> 29:53.160 That's why you know that thought process 29:53.160 --> 29:55.740 Is loaded with 10 pages of stuff 29:55.740 --> 29:56.720 He's not going to say 29:57.780 --> 29:59.480 And that's what we just witnessed 29:59.480 --> 30:01.600 So I wanted to note that Steve again 30:03.440 --> 30:05.320 Yeah no it's I mean it is 30:05.320 --> 30:07.200 Anyway I gotta see if I can get my monitor back 30:08.740 --> 30:09.200 Okay 30:09.660 --> 30:11.920 I had my backup computer 30:11.920 --> 30:14.080 Tell me it was infected with ransomware 30:14.080 --> 30:16.060 So I shut it down for the day 30:17.760 --> 30:19.520 We'll figure that one out later 30:21.500 --> 30:21.790 Yeah 30:23.360 --> 30:23.940 Yeah 30:23.940 --> 30:24.680 Yeah that happens too 30:24.680 --> 30:26.020 Did you 30:27.920 --> 30:29.860 Before we really get into 30:29.860 --> 30:32.200 The meat and taters 30:32.200 --> 30:33.280 Of the show 30:33.280 --> 30:34.160 Did you see 30:34.940 --> 30:37.680 That Jim Ursay's guitar collection 30:37.680 --> 30:38.720 Went up for auction 30:39.800 --> 30:40.860 Over the weekend 30:43.200 --> 30:45.180 I thought I saw a note like that 30:45.180 --> 30:46.620 But I didn't get totally filled in 30:46.620 --> 30:47.820 So you know by all means 30:47.820 --> 30:49.480 Help me out on it, what's up 30:49.480 --> 30:51.560 Well let's see 30:54.160 --> 30:57.000 This motherfucker right here 30:57.000 --> 30:59.600 Jerry Garcia's 30:59.600 --> 31:02.020 Custom Bill Tiger guitar 31:02.620 --> 31:03.920 Went for 31:03.920 --> 31:05.340 A grand total 31:05.340 --> 31:07.600 $9.5 million bid 31:07.600 --> 31:09.440 And then closing costs and insurance 31:09.440 --> 31:12.500 Total of $11.5 million 31:12.500 --> 31:13.140 dollars 31:15.720 --> 31:16.800 So 31:16.800 --> 31:18.460 It went to 31:19.140 --> 31:20.880 A family 31:20.880 --> 31:21.580 owned 31:22.760 --> 31:23.940 Guitar company 31:23.940 --> 31:27.620 That does like super high end 31:27.620 --> 31:30.000 You know vintage guitar sales 31:30.000 --> 31:31.040 And stuff like that 31:31.040 --> 31:32.260 And 31:33.080 --> 31:33.620 The 31:33.620 --> 31:35.980 Very next night 31:38.820 --> 31:40.720 At the scene of 31:40.720 --> 31:43.480 At the scene of 31:43.480 --> 31:45.580 Theo Vaughn's 31:45.580 --> 31:46.880 Great failure 31:51.420 --> 31:52.260 The 31:53.640 --> 31:55.300 Tedeschi trucks ban 31:56.360 --> 31:57.740 And let's see 31:57.740 --> 31:58.760 Let me get the states 31:58.760 --> 31:59.660 Get the states 32:02.380 --> 32:03.220 Okay 32:05.380 --> 32:06.760 Oh well that's 32:08.080 --> 32:09.300 Bad echo 32:10.460 --> 32:12.200 Oh yeah yeah sorry about that 32:12.200 --> 32:13.360 I'm fixing that 32:13.360 --> 32:16.360 It's my monitor I had to crank it all the way up to hear you 32:16.360 --> 32:17.520 Now it's 32:17.520 --> 32:19.000 Back to normal 32:19.000 --> 32:20.840 Apparently so something 32:20.840 --> 32:23.300 I gotta replace a wire in my mixer 32:23.300 --> 32:24.400 Sorry about that 32:27.700 --> 32:28.740 Okay sorry 32:28.740 --> 32:31.380 I'll fix it but I had a little old school 32:31.380 --> 32:33.420 I have a mix of old school 32:33.420 --> 32:35.320 Analog and digital stuff together 32:35.320 --> 32:37.740 So some things I had to crank up 32:37.740 --> 32:39.160 To be able to hear you there for a second 32:39.560 --> 32:40.740 And now it's over there 32:40.740 --> 32:43.240 So I've got it I'm fixing it sorry about that 32:43.240 --> 32:45.800 It will be fixed 32:45.800 --> 32:47.240 That should be a little better now 32:47.240 --> 32:48.900 Yeah it is 32:49.580 --> 32:52.020 So this is Derrick Trucks 32:52.020 --> 32:54.160 On Jerry Garcia's 32:54.160 --> 32:54.600 Guitar 32:55.600 --> 32:57.880 Derrick Trucks by the way for people don't know 32:57.880 --> 32:59.420 His father 32:59.420 --> 33:01.240 Was Derrick Trucks 33:01.240 --> 33:03.860 Who was the drummer in the Allman Brothers 33:03.860 --> 33:04.260 Band 33:04.260 --> 33:06.620 And Derrick Trucks 33:06.620 --> 33:07.980 Grew up literally 33:07.980 --> 33:10.220 On stage with the Allman Brothers 33:10.940 --> 33:12.480 And played with them 33:12.480 --> 33:13.500 For a number of years 33:14.080 --> 33:16.640 And so he's doing an Allman Brothers song 33:16.640 --> 33:18.220 Stays for a Blues on 33:18.220 --> 33:19.800 Jerry's guitar 34:33.250 --> 34:35.430 So buddy broke a string 34:37.730 --> 34:39.170 Restrung a guitar 34:39.170 --> 34:41.350 By himself for the first time 34:41.350 --> 34:42.630 And probably a long time 34:44.190 --> 34:45.510 Is considered 34:45.510 --> 34:47.870 One of the best if not the best 34:47.870 --> 34:49.450 Living slide guitar 34:49.450 --> 34:51.570 Players currently 34:53.710 --> 34:56.250 If you're not familiar with 34:57.030 --> 34:58.910 Derrick's stuff outside of 34:58.910 --> 35:00.850 Tedeschi Trucks Band even 35:01.790 --> 35:02.890 Dudes a Ripper 35:02.890 --> 35:04.890 Dudes a Ripper but that's cool 35:04.890 --> 35:07.490 Also at the auction 35:07.490 --> 35:08.110 Yeah 35:08.110 --> 35:08.850 Um 35:10.110 --> 35:11.850 David Gilmore's 35:11.850 --> 35:12.690 Blackstrat 35:14.080 --> 35:15.230 Sold for 35:16.020 --> 35:17.390 14.55 35:17.960 --> 35:19.350 Million dollars 35:19.560 --> 35:20.970 All said and done 35:20.970 --> 35:23.890 Making it the single most 35:23.890 --> 35:25.430 Expensive guitar in history 35:25.780 --> 35:26.350 Currently 35:28.010 --> 35:29.150 Wow 35:29.560 --> 35:31.290 Well there's a whole universe 35:31.290 --> 35:33.330 Of super talented musicians 35:33.560 --> 35:36.110 That you know are sort of 35:36.110 --> 35:37.850 Revolve around the Allman Brothers 35:38.850 --> 35:40.350 You know sector of space 35:40.350 --> 35:42.090 And it's interesting because I think 35:42.090 --> 35:44.150 A bunch of them are buried not too far from me 35:44.150 --> 35:45.330 In making Georgia actually 35:46.650 --> 35:47.130 But 35:47.130 --> 35:48.770 Yeah there's 35:49.390 --> 35:51.450 A hell of a lot of musicianship there 35:52.110 --> 35:53.730 Unless you're like keyed in 35:53.730 --> 35:55.310 You don't know them 35:55.310 --> 35:56.790 But you know their sound 35:58.390 --> 35:59.590 It's just one of those things 35:59.590 --> 36:00.550 That exist that way 36:00.550 --> 36:03.250 And it's also tough 36:03.250 --> 36:04.630 When you break a string honestly 36:04.630 --> 36:06.310 Most people just have another guitar 36:06.930 --> 36:08.570 Ready to go and switch it out 36:08.570 --> 36:10.890 And let the tech you know take care of it 36:10.890 --> 36:12.410 But at a certain point 36:12.410 --> 36:14.910 You know you don't want other people touching stuff like that 36:14.910 --> 36:16.650 You know it's yours 36:16.650 --> 36:19.310 You set it up and the only thing the tech has to do 36:19.310 --> 36:20.250 Is hand it to you maybe 36:20.830 --> 36:21.270 Yeah 36:22.490 --> 36:24.410 People get personally and you know 36:24.410 --> 36:26.850 And that's the thing there's a lot of blood, sweat and tears 36:27.610 --> 36:28.890 You know shed 36:28.890 --> 36:30.830 On that piece of wood and metal 36:30.830 --> 36:32.790 So you know I get it 36:32.790 --> 36:34.050 I get it 36:34.050 --> 36:36.510 But wow the most expensive guitar 36:36.510 --> 36:38.490 Sold to date that's something 36:40.570 --> 36:42.090 And you know 36:42.530 --> 36:44.730 You know that somebody 36:44.730 --> 36:47.310 From David Gilmore's team 36:47.310 --> 36:48.530 Left 36:48.530 --> 36:50.730 A hand written 36:50.730 --> 36:51.350 Note 36:52.490 --> 36:55.050 On Roger Waters' doorstep 36:56.630 --> 36:57.910 Just to be like 36:58.790 --> 37:00.530 I haven't seen any of your bases 37:00.530 --> 37:01.830 Go for anything Raj 37:03.870 --> 37:04.310 Yeah 37:04.950 --> 37:05.390 Yeah 37:05.830 --> 37:07.930 That's why I love the secret 37:07.930 --> 37:10.010 Collection that Zach Wilde has of guitars 37:10.930 --> 37:12.350 It's amazing stuff 37:12.350 --> 37:14.250 You know he doesn't show them 37:14.250 --> 37:15.930 In public you ain't going to see it on cribs 37:15.930 --> 37:16.590 You know what I'm saying 37:17.790 --> 37:20.390 But he actually goes and gets some of these instruments 37:20.390 --> 37:21.530 I don't know what he does with them 37:21.530 --> 37:22.990 Because I've never seen him or heard him 37:22.990 --> 37:25.870 On any of his records that I know of 37:25.870 --> 37:28.190 But then again that's the beauty 37:28.190 --> 37:29.230 Of just the audio 37:29.650 --> 37:31.970 There's a mystery, there's a theater to it 37:31.970 --> 37:33.050 Yeah regardless 37:33.050 --> 37:35.210 The videos generated around it 37:35.210 --> 37:37.930 But you know there's something mystical to music 37:37.930 --> 37:38.970 Man you know 37:38.970 --> 37:41.330 I was having a weird conversation actually 37:41.330 --> 37:43.710 This weekend also with my daughter 37:43.710 --> 37:46.030 Who I only talked to every so every few months 37:46.030 --> 37:47.190 Or whatever because she's grown 37:47.870 --> 37:49.710 She's definitely living a different life 37:49.710 --> 37:50.870 A little bit of ways for me 37:50.870 --> 37:52.990 And you know she goes 37:52.990 --> 37:54.850 You know what I was thinking is I kind of know 37:54.850 --> 37:56.330 What your favorite music is 37:56.330 --> 37:58.310 But I don't really know what you listen to 37:58.970 --> 38:00.290 You know and I said well you forgot 38:00.290 --> 38:02.630 What you were exposed to as a baby 38:02.630 --> 38:03.590 Because you were there 38:04.050 --> 38:05.910 So you know 20 years later 38:05.910 --> 38:08.090 Yeah you forgot what was on dad's playlist 38:08.090 --> 38:10.090 So sure I'll fill you in on it 38:10.090 --> 38:11.490 And she just kind of wanted to know 38:11.490 --> 38:13.710 What like a playlist would look like 38:13.710 --> 38:15.810 For her dad and she was surprised 38:15.810 --> 38:16.710 By most of it 38:16.710 --> 38:19.890 I have 38:19.890 --> 38:20.850 I have 38:22.070 --> 38:22.970 Infected 38:23.560 --> 38:24.490 My children 38:24.490 --> 38:25.450 With 38:25.450 --> 38:27.970 My preferred music 38:27.970 --> 38:29.830 Across all genres 38:29.830 --> 38:32.010 Like their entire 38:32.010 --> 38:33.290 Freaking lives 38:33.290 --> 38:34.590 And 38:36.270 --> 38:39.070 Yeah they didn't have a choice 38:39.070 --> 38:40.850 I don't feel bad about it 38:41.890 --> 38:42.990 That I 38:42.990 --> 38:45.210 You know both me and my 38:45.540 --> 38:46.870 Stupid dead older brother 38:46.870 --> 38:48.650 Went to the college 38:48.650 --> 38:49.750 Of musical knowledge 38:49.750 --> 38:52.230 Where we achieved advanced decrees 38:52.870 --> 38:54.590 And uh and yeah 38:54.590 --> 38:56.830 Yeah it's better than them walking around 38:56.830 --> 38:58.430 Thinking that like 38:58.430 --> 39:00.190 Rap country 39:00.550 --> 39:01.290 Is good 39:04.550 --> 39:06.310 Yeah I get it but you know 39:06.310 --> 39:08.030 That's not a wild prediction 39:08.030 --> 39:09.910 Golden Monarch M Iverson 39:09.910 --> 39:12.490 Is going to support whatever 39:13.390 --> 39:14.950 Seems to be 39:14.950 --> 39:16.870 Whatever is going to make her show 39:16.870 --> 39:18.550 The most money number one 39:18.550 --> 39:20.890 Number two she's going to 39:20.890 --> 39:22.730 Definitely tell people 39:22.730 --> 39:24.550 That you know voting in a 39:24.550 --> 39:25.790 Rig system 39:26.530 --> 39:28.430 For pre-selected 39:28.810 --> 39:30.130 Pedophiles is 39:30.670 --> 39:33.110 An avenue for getting yourself 39:33.110 --> 39:34.330 Out of an oligarchy 39:34.950 --> 39:36.950 But yeah if MTG runs 39:36.950 --> 39:37.650 With anybody 39:37.650 --> 39:40.790 She'll support that ticket for sure 39:40.790 --> 39:41.610 Guarantee 39:42.510 --> 39:43.390 Guarantee 39:43.390 --> 39:43.830 Oh yeah 39:43.830 --> 39:47.350 I do not find 39:47.350 --> 39:49.010 Asians 39:49.610 --> 39:50.050 That 39:50.050 --> 39:53.950 It's personal taste 39:53.950 --> 39:55.770 Personal taste 39:55.770 --> 39:56.950 Whatever 39:57.610 --> 39:58.490 Yeah 39:59.330 --> 40:00.930 Neither here nor there 40:00.930 --> 40:03.010 It doesn't have anything to do 40:03.010 --> 40:05.310 With the substance of her 40:05.310 --> 40:07.170 Reporting or lack of it 40:07.170 --> 40:08.650 Nor side you know that 40:08.650 --> 40:10.970 Let's not reduce it 40:10.970 --> 40:12.930 And make it about looks 40:12.930 --> 40:13.450 That 40:14.340 --> 40:15.250 Is offensive 40:15.250 --> 40:16.650 It's offensive 40:16.650 --> 40:18.750 Hey listen 40:18.750 --> 40:20.750 It's not about looks 40:20.750 --> 40:23.190 Things are not necessarily about looks 40:23.190 --> 40:24.870 But I gotta admit something here 40:24.870 --> 40:27.490 I can't vote for MTG for any reason 40:27.490 --> 40:29.290 Not just because she's not in my district 40:29.290 --> 40:31.490 In Georgia but also because 40:31.490 --> 40:33.630 I can't endorse somebody 40:33.630 --> 40:34.730 Who doesn't have human feet 40:34.730 --> 40:36.190 It's just that simple 40:36.190 --> 40:38.750 It's not about looks but something is 40:38.750 --> 40:40.610 You know a little bit too far gone 40:41.550 --> 40:42.650 When you see that 40:42.650 --> 40:44.130 I don't know if you ever saw that 40:44.650 --> 40:46.710 Anywhere but there is a weird thing going 40:46.710 --> 40:48.250 On there she's got some kind of cram books 40:48.250 --> 40:49.170 Or something down there 40:49.170 --> 40:52.630 I am going to 40:52.630 --> 40:54.710 Confess to have never having 40:54.710 --> 40:56.430 Noticed blissfully 40:56.430 --> 40:57.210 Nor 40:58.230 --> 41:00.110 Am I ever going to 41:00.550 --> 41:01.930 Now go and follow up 41:01.930 --> 41:04.390 I just rather not know there are some things 41:04.390 --> 41:05.870 Curious as I am 41:05.870 --> 41:08.010 There are some things that I just 41:08.010 --> 41:09.070 I'd rather not 41:10.010 --> 41:11.590 No for the audience 41:11.590 --> 41:13.710 This is one of those rare times I'm going to say 41:13.710 --> 41:14.150 No feet 41:15.530 --> 41:16.870 Do not look it up 41:16.870 --> 41:18.810 If you have not seen it yet 41:18.810 --> 41:21.390 Do not look it up because you cannot unsee it 41:21.930 --> 41:22.670 Please don't 41:22.670 --> 41:24.470 It's really weird 41:26.010 --> 41:27.790 I'm just saying it's one of those things 41:27.790 --> 41:29.510 That popped up one day on my feet 41:29.510 --> 41:30.450 And I went what the hell 41:30.450 --> 41:32.830 And I went oh yeah 41:33.510 --> 41:34.650 I've seen a lot of things 41:34.650 --> 41:35.930 But that's just 41:35.930 --> 41:37.850 I can endorse somebody 41:37.850 --> 41:40.690 That stands for 41:40.690 --> 41:43.370 Not what they stand for but how do they stand 41:43.370 --> 41:45.310 It's really bizarre dude 41:45.310 --> 41:47.250 I'm just saying don't look it up 41:47.250 --> 41:49.190 Goats are sure footed 41:49.190 --> 41:50.110 Creatures Chuck 41:50.110 --> 41:52.450 The most sure footed creatures 41:52.450 --> 41:54.270 So it's not how can she stand 41:54.270 --> 41:56.190 But how is she not scaling walls 41:56.190 --> 41:58.570 In front of people as a party trick 42:00.230 --> 42:02.270 To me they don't look like goat's feet 42:02.810 --> 42:04.030 It's weirder than that 42:04.030 --> 42:06.470 You want to compare it to goats 42:06.470 --> 42:08.390 I'm saying something like a crab thing 42:09.090 --> 42:10.070 And the truth 42:10.070 --> 42:11.530 Probably lies somewhere in between 42:12.270 --> 42:16.090 Crabs also seem to be fairly sure footed 42:16.090 --> 42:17.810 At least the ones that are old 42:19.090 --> 42:20.230 Yeah no most of the 42:20.230 --> 42:22.070 A lot of the women that I have felt deeply 42:22.070 --> 42:23.730 In love with in my life were cancers 42:23.730 --> 42:25.070 So crabs are okay 42:25.070 --> 42:26.390 And I don't want to catch them 42:26.390 --> 42:29.210 But the thing is it's weird to see that 42:29.210 --> 42:31.770 And I'm telling you I'm not doing it justice 42:31.770 --> 42:32.910 Do not look at it 42:32.910 --> 42:34.770 It's just let's put it this way 42:34.770 --> 42:35.590 It's not human 42:36.650 --> 42:38.810 Wait do you have a physical type 42:38.810 --> 42:40.870 Or is it just zodiac based 42:41.410 --> 42:43.050 How much of a hippie are you 42:43.600 --> 42:44.910 Like deep down secretly 42:44.910 --> 42:47.930 I know you're in a metal band 42:47.930 --> 42:49.270 Stuff like a hardcore band 42:49.270 --> 42:52.030 How hippie are you 42:52.030 --> 42:54.210 You're like hey look we can date 42:54.210 --> 42:55.170 But 42:55.910 --> 42:58.130 You have to be Frank Zappa 42:58.130 --> 42:59.730 And I have to be 42:59.730 --> 43:00.650 The girl 43:02.290 --> 43:03.810 In Camarillo Brillo 43:05.330 --> 43:05.850 Okay 43:05.850 --> 43:07.090 I'll give it to you 43:07.090 --> 43:10.070 In a sweet metaphor that I think is perfect 43:10.070 --> 43:11.750 I chose to get legally married 43:11.750 --> 43:13.270 Twice I'm on my third marriage 43:13.270 --> 43:15.850 And this one has lasted longer than either one 43:16.630 --> 43:18.110 You know but the other two 43:18.110 --> 43:19.310 Let me put it to you this way 43:19.310 --> 43:21.350 My first wife was 43:21.350 --> 43:22.570 Six foot three 43:22.570 --> 43:24.350 Which is three inches taller than me 43:24.350 --> 43:26.530 And had to outweigh me by a buck or more 43:26.530 --> 43:28.650 My second wife was 43:28.650 --> 43:30.010 Five foot five 43:30.010 --> 43:33.250 And I couldn't get her above 99 pounds 43:33.250 --> 43:34.390 Soak and wet 43:35.220 --> 43:36.310 And feeding her well 43:36.310 --> 43:38.490 So you are just 43:39.310 --> 43:41.090 You're just astrology based 43:41.090 --> 43:42.850 In your relationships 43:43.910 --> 43:45.050 No I'm not 43:45.050 --> 43:46.650 What I'm saying is 43:46.650 --> 43:48.250 That the outer shell 43:48.250 --> 43:50.390 Is irrelevant is what I'm saying 43:50.990 --> 43:52.230 I have preferences 43:52.230 --> 43:54.730 But those preferences can get 43:54.730 --> 43:56.310 Overridden both of them 43:56.310 --> 43:58.650 Commonalities they were the palest of white 43:58.650 --> 44:00.170 Women possible because 44:00.170 --> 44:02.510 I am aware to white women that kind of guy 44:03.110 --> 44:04.450 You know to be honest 44:04.450 --> 44:06.430 But that's 44:06.430 --> 44:07.950 And I date albinos too 44:07.950 --> 44:10.510 Even the Puerto Rican girlfriends I had were albinos 44:10.510 --> 44:11.890 I love pale skin 44:12.650 --> 44:14.050 Albinos Puerto Rican 44:14.050 --> 44:15.430 My god 44:15.650 --> 44:18.150 You would never see the stabbing 44:18.150 --> 44:18.510 Coming 44:19.710 --> 44:21.150 No it's beautiful 44:21.150 --> 44:24.170 You would just have to be hyper aware at all 44:24.170 --> 44:24.750 Times 44:26.250 --> 44:27.090 No 44:27.950 --> 44:29.990 You know what you're getting 44:29.990 --> 44:31.330 With listen 44:32.450 --> 44:34.230 You're getting stabbed 44:34.230 --> 44:36.370 So you've got to 44:36.370 --> 44:37.910 Get good at that knife defense 44:37.910 --> 44:38.430 Man 44:40.290 --> 44:41.970 But that's 44:41.970 --> 44:43.870 That's like telling me to get used to breathing 44:43.870 --> 44:45.530 It's not a problem for me 44:45.530 --> 44:46.270 I'm saying 44:46.270 --> 44:49.750 Your Neo in the matrix 44:49.750 --> 44:50.470 In this bitch 44:52.010 --> 44:53.330 Yeah it's okay 44:53.330 --> 44:54.670 I see that 44:54.670 --> 44:56.990 That is just a projection 44:56.990 --> 44:57.790 It's alright 44:57.790 --> 45:00.670 Not a problem but I love the pale projection 45:00.670 --> 45:03.430 Puerto Rican albinos are a little more common 45:03.430 --> 45:03.970 Than you think 45:03.970 --> 45:07.090 One of the most common largest albinos 45:07.090 --> 45:08.230 Sort of productions 45:08.230 --> 45:10.530 In peoples comes out of Puerto Rico 45:10.530 --> 45:12.410 To be frank with you 45:12.410 --> 45:14.970 Yeah and I learned this 45:14.970 --> 45:15.790 Because I went to blind kids 45:15.790 --> 45:18.170 And there was a section 45:18.170 --> 45:20.030 Of blind kids in Jersey 45:20.030 --> 45:22.250 That were Puerto Rican albinos 45:22.250 --> 45:23.630 Very unfortunate 45:23.630 --> 45:25.810 Being a tropical island 45:25.810 --> 45:27.170 In the middle of the ocean 45:27.170 --> 45:29.710 To have a high concentration 45:29.710 --> 45:30.790 Of albinism 45:32.710 --> 45:33.890 That's unfortunate 45:34.830 --> 45:35.970 Yeah it's a 45:36.670 --> 45:37.990 Guaranteed thing that was transferred 45:37.990 --> 45:39.490 Over to them from the Spanish roots 45:39.490 --> 45:41.230 Because again Spanish people have 45:41.230 --> 45:43.070 And you can trace this genetically 45:43.070 --> 45:44.130 This isn't a racist thing 45:44.130 --> 45:47.450 Genetically it's more common 45:47.450 --> 45:49.250 Among Puerto Rican people than it is 45:49.250 --> 45:50.830 Among a whole lot of other subsets 45:50.830 --> 45:53.250 And no and I was privileged 45:53.250 --> 45:54.630 In my younger years to have 45:54.630 --> 45:56.150 Puerto Rican albino girlfriends 45:56.150 --> 45:57.030 A handful of them 45:57.030 --> 45:57.950 Alright 46:00.870 --> 46:01.350 Okay 46:01.350 --> 46:01.570 Okay 46:01.570 --> 46:05.390 Well also a high concentration 46:05.390 --> 46:06.070 Of pale 46:07.310 --> 46:08.910 Boston, Massachusetts 46:08.910 --> 46:12.110 And the annual St. Patrick's Day 46:12.110 --> 46:13.490 Running of the gingers 46:13.490 --> 46:15.110 That's right 46:15.110 --> 46:16.210 That's right 46:16.210 --> 46:18.430 Gather round it is St. Patrick's Day 46:18.430 --> 46:20.030 Tomorrow there will be tunes 46:20.030 --> 46:22.130 To acknowledge that 46:22.130 --> 46:24.010 I don't usually 46:25.810 --> 46:26.970 Delve back 46:26.970 --> 46:28.350 Into my 46:28.350 --> 46:29.210 Former 46:29.850 --> 46:31.430 Irish punk rock life 46:32.090 --> 46:33.590 On the pre-show tunes 46:34.270 --> 46:36.090 But I do make an exception 46:36.090 --> 46:38.030 On St. Patrick's Day 46:39.890 --> 46:40.990 And yeah here we go 46:40.990 --> 46:41.330 Let's run 46:42.290 --> 46:44.090 Wait, wait, before you run this clip 46:44.090 --> 46:46.090 The one problem you're having here 46:46.090 --> 46:47.650 Is that when you go for the green 46:47.650 --> 46:49.730 And Aaron go bra on all this 46:50.250 --> 46:51.710 You're totally ignoring 46:52.210 --> 46:53.810 The other parts of that flag 46:53.810 --> 46:56.090 That are represented by the people that exist there 46:56.090 --> 46:57.870 I mean that orange means something 46:57.870 --> 46:59.230 On the Irish flag, you know 46:59.230 --> 47:01.130 And that's a whole other set of people 47:01.890 --> 47:03.590 I'm just saying, you know 47:03.590 --> 47:04.970 Well, I mean 47:06.130 --> 47:07.330 In the 47:07.330 --> 47:09.930 Immortal words of Connor McRapist 47:10.530 --> 47:12.070 They can catch folks 47:12.070 --> 47:13.210 Yeah 47:14.530 --> 47:15.130 Up 47:15.130 --> 47:16.930 Up the rebels 47:16.930 --> 47:17.830 Anyway 47:18.750 --> 47:20.090 Running of the gingers 47:20.810 --> 47:22.090 Just saying they exist 47:57.130 --> 47:57.690 Yeah 47:57.690 --> 47:58.770 That's carrot topery 47:58.770 --> 48:00.070 To an offensive degree 48:00.670 --> 48:01.650 I apologize 48:01.650 --> 48:02.590 Yeah, now 48:02.590 --> 48:05.430 Side note in the strangeness of the 48:05.870 --> 48:07.230 Specificivity of my pale women thing 48:07.230 --> 48:09.470 Only ever had one ginger woman in my life 48:09.830 --> 48:11.930 Only one even though I was hunting primarily 48:11.930 --> 48:12.810 In pale grounds 48:12.810 --> 48:13.850 Just saying 48:17.110 --> 48:17.670 Cause 48:17.670 --> 48:18.990 To quote Cartman 48:18.990 --> 48:20.330 Gingers didn't have souls 48:20.330 --> 48:21.930 Anyway, sorry 48:30.190 --> 48:31.550 No, man 48:31.550 --> 48:36.010 I don't know if you can do that 48:36.010 --> 48:38.650 On this show, it's not really a thing 48:40.230 --> 48:41.250 Haven't seen 48:42.110 --> 48:43.210 Haven't seen 48:44.550 --> 48:45.910 Leprechaun, haven't 48:50.330 --> 48:50.670 Nope 48:50.670 --> 48:53.150 You gotta wonder 48:54.450 --> 48:55.690 You gotta wonder 48:56.530 --> 48:57.190 If 48:57.970 --> 48:59.810 The Leprechaun is still 49:00.650 --> 49:01.630 Highting out 49:02.120 --> 49:03.630 In Crichton, Michigan 49:05.650 --> 49:06.730 I don't know 49:06.730 --> 49:08.810 Maybe the Leprechaun 49:08.810 --> 49:10.310 Has relocated 49:10.310 --> 49:11.210 I don't know 49:12.590 --> 49:14.430 I have seen a couple little people 49:14.430 --> 49:16.490 Women that had beards 49:16.490 --> 49:17.730 But I don't think they count 49:17.730 --> 49:18.310 Go ahead 49:18.310 --> 49:20.310 I'm not sure if that counts, no 49:20.310 --> 49:22.770 Well, just in time for St. Patrick's Day 49:22.770 --> 49:24.630 Crowds are coming by the dozens to get 49:24.630 --> 49:26.510 An up close view of what some say 49:26.510 --> 49:28.530 Is a piece of Irish folklore 49:28.530 --> 49:30.430 Some people in the Crichton area of 49:30.430 --> 49:32.550 Mobile say a Leprechaun 49:32.550 --> 49:34.310 Is taking up residence in their neighborhood 49:34.930 --> 49:36.490 Oh, Alabama, this is the themes 49:36.490 --> 49:37.550 Brian Johnson has more 49:39.330 --> 49:41.170 Curiosity leads to large crowds 49:41.170 --> 49:42.870 In Mobile's Crichton community 49:42.870 --> 49:44.890 Many of you drain binoculars 49:44.890 --> 49:47.050 Cancours, even camera phones 49:47.050 --> 49:47.990 To take pictures 49:47.990 --> 49:49.930 To me, it look like a Leprechaun to me 49:49.930 --> 49:51.330 I gotta do a little bit of cheating 49:51.330 --> 49:53.230 Who else in the Leprechaun say yes? 49:55.430 --> 49:56.890 I witnesses say 49:56.890 --> 49:59.090 The Leprechaun only comes out at night 49:59.090 --> 50:01.230 If you shine a light in its direction 50:01.230 --> 50:02.810 It suddenly disappears 50:03.290 --> 50:04.630 This cemetery sketch 50:04.630 --> 50:06.250 Resembles what many of you said 50:06.250 --> 50:07.630 The Leprechaun looks like 50:07.630 --> 50:10.230 Other parts of the community have come up 50:10.230 --> 50:11.930 With their own theories and explanations 50:11.930 --> 50:13.070 For the image 50:13.070 --> 50:15.450 My theory is it's casting a shadow 50:15.450 --> 50:18.330 From the other limb 50:18.330 --> 50:20.130 Could be a crackhead 50:20.130 --> 50:22.470 That got hold to the wrong stuff 50:22.470 --> 50:26.250 And tells me to get up and play a Leprechaun 50:26.250 --> 50:28.310 Don't get down to the bottom of this 50:29.210 --> 50:30.710 You're still on there, God 50:30.710 --> 50:31.390 Don't be afraid 50:31.930 --> 50:33.430 Don't be afraid, man 50:33.430 --> 50:35.910 The crackhead is masters 50:35.910 --> 50:39.190 Of disguise and trickery 50:40.070 --> 50:41.190 Now look 50:41.190 --> 50:43.650 Just because black guy who shows up on the news 50:43.650 --> 50:45.630 Teals Auntie and Discount 50:45.630 --> 50:47.110 Dollar Store Al Sharpton 50:47.110 --> 50:49.990 All saw a Leprechaun doesn't mean it was a Leprechaun 50:49.990 --> 50:50.270 Okay 50:51.190 --> 50:55.150 Based on that courtroom sketch alone Chuck 50:55.150 --> 50:57.510 I am going to have to be 50:57.510 --> 50:59.410 Thoroughly swayed 50:59.410 --> 51:01.330 Away from guaranteed Leprechaun 51:03.570 --> 51:05.430 I seriously for a moment 51:05.430 --> 51:06.870 Thought it was this roadie dude I had 51:06.870 --> 51:09.050 For a while named Sean way back in the day 51:09.050 --> 51:10.770 Who was happy to lift and tote anything 51:10.770 --> 51:12.890 Even though he was about 5'2", weighed 51:12.890 --> 51:14.770 About 90 pounds and you know what 51:14.770 --> 51:16.610 Worked his ass off because I gave him 51:16.610 --> 51:17.410 Free beer and weed 51:18.750 --> 51:20.130 That's who it looked like to me 51:20.130 --> 51:22.490 Except he traded his baseball hat 51:22.490 --> 51:24.030 For something else, a bowler or something 51:24.030 --> 51:24.890 I don't know it was weird 51:27.630 --> 51:28.490 That's what I thought 51:28.490 --> 51:29.970 You give him the orange beard 51:29.970 --> 51:31.930 There's another ginger, he was amazing 51:31.930 --> 51:34.330 Cool dude, Sean, shout out to you 51:34.330 --> 51:35.450 Thank you 51:36.200 --> 51:36.790 Thank you 51:39.050 --> 51:41.290 If you're in Crichton, Alabama 51:41.290 --> 51:41.870 Be on 51:41.870 --> 51:43.490 The lookout 51:44.550 --> 51:46.690 For potential Leprechaun 51:46.690 --> 51:48.810 No matter where you are 51:48.810 --> 51:50.770 Wait, no matter where you are 51:50.770 --> 51:52.560 Be on the lookout for potential Leprechauns 51:52.870 --> 51:54.710 Because the matrix is broken 51:54.710 --> 51:55.230 Please 51:58.750 --> 51:59.630 That's true 52:00.330 --> 52:02.590 There is a significant 52:02.590 --> 52:04.310 Situational awareness 52:04.310 --> 52:05.730 Situational awareness 52:05.730 --> 52:07.250 We will preach it, we will teach it 52:07.250 --> 52:08.830 Situational awareness, yes 52:13.250 --> 52:14.610 Because we're 52:14.610 --> 52:16.690 Look, we're in the dumbest of all 52:16.690 --> 52:18.410 Timelights, we are 52:18.410 --> 52:20.310 Not the best, not the worst, just the dumbest 52:20.310 --> 52:22.510 Which means even in the dumbest 52:22.510 --> 52:24.210 We get like really entertaining 52:24.210 --> 52:24.830 Shit 52:25.790 --> 52:27.770 Yeah, because comic book 52:28.290 --> 52:30.930 Yeah, because comic book 52:30.930 --> 52:32.230 You know, Bernie Sanders 52:32.230 --> 52:34.350 Breeding with Netanyahu's clone 52:34.930 --> 52:36.510 Uh, depiction here 52:36.510 --> 52:38.750 Definitely is going to tell us something important, right? 52:39.490 --> 52:40.950 Uh, important, no 52:40.950 --> 52:41.950 Entertaining, yes 53:00.930 --> 53:03.050 Tell Donald to send in American troops 53:03.050 --> 53:05.950 And capture Iran's missile facilities 53:06.830 --> 53:09.010 Tell him if he doesn't send in 53:09.010 --> 53:10.230 His crown forces 53:10.650 --> 53:12.950 I'll start using my nukes 53:12.950 --> 53:13.510 Instead 53:14.710 --> 53:16.650 IDF soldiers are only good 53:16.650 --> 53:18.530 For targeting women, children 53:18.530 --> 53:19.850 And unarmed men 53:19.850 --> 53:23.050 Besides, why should I risk 53:23.050 --> 53:24.430 Israeli lives 53:24.430 --> 53:26.930 When I can send in the Goy 53:26.930 --> 53:28.610 To fight for me 53:28.610 --> 53:29.490 Instead 53:33.510 --> 53:35.330 Just a couple of lip smacks 53:35.330 --> 53:36.610 And a few pinky bites away 53:36.610 --> 53:38.610 From a Dr. Evil reimagination 53:39.310 --> 53:40.610 Sure, sure 53:40.610 --> 53:42.370 Yeah, so that's 53:42.370 --> 53:44.630 The Iranians put that out 53:44.630 --> 53:46.370 It looks like they went through 53:46.370 --> 53:48.880 An Indian animation studio 53:50.590 --> 53:52.270 Based on the voiceover 53:52.270 --> 53:54.890 But like that's what they're doing with their time 53:55.790 --> 53:57.370 Right, Korean ADAR 53:57.370 --> 53:58.510 To save money, yeah 53:58.510 --> 54:00.610 Oh, are we going to touch on North Korea today? 54:00.750 --> 54:02.730 Because, you know, they're active again 54:02.730 --> 54:04.430 We can do that 54:04.430 --> 54:06.350 And they just got 54:07.150 --> 54:09.070 Exposed for doing like a massive 54:09.770 --> 54:10.790 Remote work 54:10.790 --> 54:12.250 Scam thing 54:13.410 --> 54:14.530 Trying to 54:16.930 --> 54:18.050 Steal information 54:18.050 --> 54:19.770 And shit like that 54:19.770 --> 54:21.430 We can definitely get into that 54:21.430 --> 54:22.570 Real quick 54:23.250 --> 54:24.370 And I never 54:25.210 --> 54:25.850 Really 54:27.530 --> 54:29.450 I'm not saying anyone 54:29.450 --> 54:30.930 Has to, okay 54:30.930 --> 54:33.250 You don't have to 54:33.250 --> 54:35.630 I don't expect it or anything like that 54:35.630 --> 54:37.470 My birthday is a couple 54:37.470 --> 54:38.590 Of weeks away though 54:39.270 --> 54:41.510 So if you wanted to 54:41.510 --> 54:42.730 If you wanted to 54:42.730 --> 54:44.870 Look at my 1990s waverunner that I turned into 54:44.870 --> 54:46.530 A tiny jet fishing skiff 54:46.530 --> 54:48.610 So I cut the top of the jet ski off 54:48.610 --> 54:50.890 And built a flat deck so you can walk all the way around 54:50.890 --> 54:52.530 I put this nice aluminum 54:52.530 --> 54:54.610 4 rod holder on the back that I got 54:54.610 --> 54:55.910 Off the old center console 54:55.910 --> 54:57.630 Got a nice boat chair on there 54:57.630 --> 55:00.310 There's the console with the original jet ski controls 55:00.310 --> 55:02.570 Up here I have a GPS control 55:02.570 --> 55:04.290 Smart head trolling motor 55:04.290 --> 55:06.830 And on the sides I put these stabilizing 55:06.830 --> 55:07.390 Pontunes 55:07.390 --> 55:09.650 Now when you want to fish, you drop these stabilizing 55:09.650 --> 55:11.070 Pontunes down into the water 55:11.070 --> 55:13.310 They keep the boat nice and stable 55:13.310 --> 55:15.290 But when you want to run high speed 55:15.290 --> 55:16.510 You come over here 55:16.510 --> 55:18.190 You hit this button right here 55:18.190 --> 55:20.970 And these electric actuators will actually lift 55:20.970 --> 55:22.490 These stabilizing pontoons 55:22.490 --> 55:24.290 All the way up in the air 55:24.290 --> 55:26.950 So now you can go fast and you can carve around 55:26.950 --> 55:28.570 Just like a regular jet ski would 55:28.570 --> 55:30.310 This thing is absolutely incredible 55:31.050 --> 55:31.570 Man 55:32.670 --> 55:33.190 She 55:35.710 --> 55:37.610 You know, I'm willing to bet 55:37.610 --> 55:39.030 That this guy's got a brother 55:39.030 --> 55:40.690 That has a 1958 55:41.110 --> 55:42.750 Short bus repurposed 55:42.750 --> 55:44.630 Into a luxury travel vehicle 55:44.630 --> 55:46.170 I mean, I'm just saying 55:46.170 --> 55:48.570 I can almost guarantee that there's somebody 55:48.570 --> 55:50.190 In the family nearby that has that 55:50.190 --> 55:51.610 And this was his answer 55:51.610 --> 55:52.730 What do you think? 55:54.770 --> 55:55.370 Um 55:57.010 --> 55:58.170 I don't know, man 55:58.470 --> 56:01.010 I have been around a lot of 56:01.010 --> 56:01.510 Uh 56:02.430 --> 56:04.110 Ingenuitive and bored 56:05.090 --> 56:05.690 Rednecks 56:06.730 --> 56:07.330 Um 56:07.330 --> 56:10.290 And I would never underestimate 56:10.290 --> 56:11.350 The power 56:12.310 --> 56:14.130 Of an ingenuitive and 56:14.130 --> 56:15.250 Bored redneck 56:15.250 --> 56:17.490 Who took a look 56:18.210 --> 56:19.310 Took a look at it 56:19.310 --> 56:20.750 Took a look at a jet ski 56:22.010 --> 56:23.130 And went 56:24.130 --> 56:26.510 You know, for like a training thing 56:26.510 --> 56:28.250 Right, where they do put 56:29.330 --> 56:30.930 Stabilizing pontoons on it 56:30.930 --> 56:32.870 And little kids and stuff like that 56:32.870 --> 56:34.590 And saw that and went 56:34.590 --> 56:36.030 Man, I wonder 56:36.030 --> 56:36.910 If you could just 56:37.570 --> 56:39.550 Build you out a deck on that 56:39.550 --> 56:40.570 And 56:40.570 --> 56:42.570 Then went and 56:42.570 --> 56:44.570 Sat there and like 56:45.130 --> 56:46.890 How to, you know, between 56:46.890 --> 56:48.790 A bottle and a couple of buddies 56:48.790 --> 56:50.950 I bet you could do that 56:50.950 --> 56:52.810 I wonder if you could do that 56:52.810 --> 56:55.070 I reckon, and next thing you know 56:56.310 --> 56:56.830 Bam 56:57.570 --> 56:58.830 There you go 56:58.830 --> 57:00.050 Yeah, but there's a difference 57:00.710 --> 57:02.930 Yeah, but there's a big difference 57:02.930 --> 57:05.210 My friend between the guy who takes a station wagon 57:05.210 --> 57:07.210 And decides he's either going to make it a low rider 57:07.210 --> 57:08.990 Or a pickup, and he actually 57:08.990 --> 57:10.930 Re-engineers the thing, chops out the roof 57:10.930 --> 57:12.510 You know, does that whole bit 57:12.510 --> 57:14.130 There's a big difference between that guy 57:14.130 --> 57:16.050 Who does it with junkyard parts 57:16.050 --> 57:17.230 And somebody who's got money 57:17.910 --> 57:19.970 And you know, I'm just saying 57:19.970 --> 57:21.850 And one of them is clever 57:21.850 --> 57:24.310 And the other one is just bored 57:24.310 --> 57:26.150 And can just do whatever they want to stuff 57:26.150 --> 57:28.290 I mean, and that's the difference, right 57:28.970 --> 57:30.550 You know, because there's functionality 57:31.070 --> 57:32.290 There's, you know, recycling 57:33.090 --> 57:33.970 There's repurposing 57:33.970 --> 57:36.390 There's stuff that you couldn't even believe happened 57:36.390 --> 57:38.110 And then there's a guy who has money 57:38.110 --> 57:40.030 And goes, I wonder if I can make this happen 57:40.030 --> 57:42.310 And happens to want to, you know, turn something 57:42.310 --> 57:43.950 Into something when he probably 57:43.950 --> 57:45.610 Could have just went and bought the damn thing 57:45.610 --> 57:46.990 And one shot and be done with it 57:46.990 --> 57:49.810 But no, he wants to make one that's only his 57:49.810 --> 57:51.870 You know, so there's no way 57:51.870 --> 57:53.850 Somebody has another one, right 57:54.470 --> 57:56.270 And that's, there's a difference 57:56.270 --> 57:58.130 Between those two classes of individuals 57:58.130 --> 57:59.530 Doing this kind of thing, right 58:01.050 --> 58:01.830 I mean 58:02.870 --> 58:03.470 Sure 58:04.070 --> 58:05.310 Sure, certainly 58:05.310 --> 58:07.030 Certainly, I don't know 58:07.030 --> 58:10.250 I don't think 58:10.250 --> 58:10.530 I don't think what 58:11.770 --> 58:13.510 I said you don't sound 58:13.510 --> 58:15.430 Convinced, Steve 58:15.430 --> 58:17.710 I mean, I'm not 58:17.710 --> 58:19.470 I'm not, I don't 58:19.470 --> 58:20.810 I don't know, I don't know 58:20.810 --> 58:23.290 I would like to think that 58:23.290 --> 58:24.850 Because I've seen it 58:25.530 --> 58:27.770 And like I'm saying, dude 58:27.770 --> 58:29.850 I've personally witnessed 58:29.850 --> 58:31.270 First hand 58:31.270 --> 58:32.950 Redneck ingenuity 58:33.730 --> 58:35.570 Almost identical to that 58:36.830 --> 58:37.770 You know 58:37.770 --> 58:38.410 And if you 58:38.410 --> 58:41.670 Go a couple of states 58:41.670 --> 58:42.310 Over 58:43.530 --> 58:45.410 Into Swampland Chuck 58:45.410 --> 58:47.370 And go look at the 58:47.370 --> 58:49.050 Rigged up rides 58:49.470 --> 58:51.230 That those dudes are 58:51.670 --> 58:53.010 Floating around the water on 58:53.010 --> 58:54.650 I don't know, man, I don't know 58:54.650 --> 58:56.250 And yeah, it could be sponsored 58:56.250 --> 58:57.210 You know 58:58.610 --> 59:00.450 You know, no, no, it's fine, I get it 59:00.450 --> 59:02.550 But I'm just saying there are guys out there too 59:02.550 --> 59:04.490 That purposely with the idea 59:04.490 --> 59:05.970 Of going to hunt alligators 59:06.510 --> 59:08.790 Created the specialty boat for hunting alligators 59:09.250 --> 59:09.870 Oh, yeah 59:09.870 --> 59:12.230 And I get it, and that's one group of people 59:12.230 --> 59:14.550 But I'm saying that when you got a guy 59:14.550 --> 59:15.470 Who's got a lot of money 59:15.470 --> 59:17.690 And is just doing stuff 59:17.690 --> 59:20.110 Because he wants to be like those guys 59:20.110 --> 59:22.010 Who can go into a junkyard 59:22.010 --> 59:23.870 And create a tank if they feel like it 59:24.910 --> 59:26.030 He is 59:26.030 --> 59:27.550 Doing it for a different reason 59:27.550 --> 59:29.130 It's got a different spirit to it 59:29.130 --> 59:31.230 True, and that does exist 59:31.230 --> 59:33.650 I just feel like that particular craft 59:33.650 --> 59:36.150 Would have looked like it 59:36.150 --> 59:37.330 You know 59:37.790 --> 59:39.270 Or been like, oh, I've got 59:39.850 --> 59:40.750 Twin fucking 59:42.110 --> 59:43.870 I slapped a couple of 59:43.870 --> 59:45.370 Twin fucking Cummins 59:45.370 --> 59:47.450 Outboard diesels on this thing 59:48.010 --> 59:48.970 Like it 59:48.970 --> 59:50.970 I, you know, at least 59:50.970 --> 59:52.910 It would have more than the aluminum 59:52.910 --> 59:53.850 Pole holder 59:54.490 --> 59:55.630 You know what I mean 59:56.970 --> 59:58.450 Yeah, but that's like 59:58.450 --> 59:59.830 Watching a guy who created 01:00:00.670 --> 01:00:02.650 Right, but that's like watching a guy 01:00:02.650 --> 01:00:04.790 Create a car that can go 0 to 01:00:04.790 --> 01:00:06.170 200 in a ridiculously 01:00:06.930 --> 01:00:07.950 Short amount of time 01:00:07.950 --> 01:00:10.350 When he's never gonna want to or need 01:00:10.770 --> 01:00:12.450 To hit 200, you know what I'm saying 01:00:12.930 --> 01:00:15.130 It's like there is the useful guy 01:00:15.130 --> 01:00:16.270 Who innovates 01:00:16.770 --> 01:00:18.390 And then there's the guy 01:00:18.390 --> 01:00:20.030 Who just creates because 01:00:20.870 --> 01:00:21.770 And you know 01:00:21.770 --> 01:00:23.950 Some of them are artists and some of them are not 01:00:23.950 --> 01:00:24.770 I'm just saying 01:00:25.890 --> 01:00:28.030 I'm just saying be discerning about this 01:00:28.030 --> 01:00:29.870 I'm not as impressed by that 01:00:29.870 --> 01:00:32.210 As like the guy who goes in the junkyard 01:00:32.210 --> 01:00:33.950 And says, here's a bunch of stuff 01:00:33.950 --> 01:00:35.670 That everybody thinks is completely 01:00:36.210 --> 01:00:38.190 Just ready to be, you know, melted down 01:00:38.190 --> 01:00:40.150 Let's see if we can do something with it 01:00:40.150 --> 01:00:42.130 And then they create something useful 01:00:43.190 --> 01:00:44.150 Powerful and something 01:00:44.150 --> 01:00:45.570 That somebody else walks up and says 01:00:45.570 --> 01:00:47.930 Can you show me an example of that 01:00:47.930 --> 01:00:49.970 Quickly, that you could just pull up 01:00:49.970 --> 01:00:51.370 Or had prepared for the show 01:00:51.910 --> 01:00:52.170 Like 01:00:53.690 --> 01:00:55.090 As you well know 01:00:55.090 --> 01:00:57.810 That seems like you're really 01:00:57.810 --> 01:00:59.930 Splitting hairs at that point 01:01:00.590 --> 01:01:02.150 No, I believe people can go 01:01:02.150 --> 01:01:04.170 Find these things. I come on this show 01:01:04.170 --> 01:01:05.990 Without any preparation, zero preparation 01:01:05.990 --> 01:01:07.890 By the way, just in case anybody 01:01:07.890 --> 01:01:09.970 Doesn't know, I want the surprise 01:01:09.970 --> 01:01:11.290 Of whatever Steve has 01:01:11.290 --> 01:01:13.810 To bring up, and I'm just commenting 01:01:13.810 --> 01:01:15.790 On it, you know, in real time 01:01:15.790 --> 01:01:17.770 So, to go search it out 01:01:17.770 --> 01:01:19.690 I wouldn't rely on me to do it 01:01:19.690 --> 01:01:21.410 I think if an audience member is curious 01:01:21.410 --> 01:01:23.450 They can go find it, you know 01:01:23.450 --> 01:01:25.230 I mean, look dude, sure 01:01:25.230 --> 01:01:27.810 Sure, for the sake of it 01:01:27.810 --> 01:01:29.270 Yeah dude, it 01:01:29.270 --> 01:01:31.310 Of course somebody could go 01:01:31.310 --> 01:01:32.570 Scrapyard hunting 01:01:32.570 --> 01:01:34.730 And eventually with fucking 01:01:35.290 --> 01:01:36.950 Cobbled together fucking equipment 01:01:36.950 --> 01:01:39.610 But what the fuck, like it's cool 01:01:39.610 --> 01:01:41.850 Let it be cool, it's okay 01:01:41.850 --> 01:01:43.690 It is, like you know 01:01:43.690 --> 01:01:44.750 It doesn't have to be 01:01:45.590 --> 01:01:47.550 Like it really does, like it 01:01:47.550 --> 01:01:49.310 I don't know, that almost seems like 01:01:49.310 --> 01:01:50.710 It seems hipster 01:01:51.390 --> 01:01:53.310 Okay, yeah 01:01:53.310 --> 01:01:55.290 It is super fucking hipster 01:01:56.070 --> 01:01:57.890 But there are people that are hipster 01:01:57.890 --> 01:01:58.910 Because they're hearts in it 01:01:58.910 --> 01:02:00.570 And then there are people that are just hipster 01:02:00.570 --> 01:02:03.690 Now you're splitting hairs 01:02:03.690 --> 01:02:04.610 On hipster 01:02:05.590 --> 01:02:07.770 Do you see what's going on 01:02:09.110 --> 01:02:09.990 Yeah, I do 01:02:09.990 --> 01:02:11.350 And you know why I'm doing it 01:02:11.350 --> 01:02:12.530 Because I can, damn it 01:02:12.530 --> 01:02:13.870 I'll tell you what else 01:02:13.870 --> 01:02:16.890 This is anything you can do 01:02:16.890 --> 01:02:19.530 I can do better, I just don't bring anything 01:02:19.530 --> 01:02:20.450 To show it 01:02:24.070 --> 01:02:25.090 Wait a minute now 01:02:25.090 --> 01:02:27.090 You're taking it personal, Steve, that's wrong 01:02:27.090 --> 01:02:29.230 No, I'm not 01:02:30.090 --> 01:02:31.950 That's the fucking, that's the game 01:02:31.950 --> 01:02:33.590 The game is anything you can do 01:02:33.590 --> 01:02:35.390 I can do better, there's just no 01:02:35.390 --> 01:02:36.910 Like for example 01:02:36.910 --> 01:02:39.430 Here's Jerry the swamp rat 01:02:39.430 --> 01:02:41.310 Who has never seen 01:02:41.310 --> 01:02:43.750 The inside of an actual shop before 01:02:43.750 --> 01:02:45.530 And built his fucking 01:02:45.530 --> 01:02:46.810 You know 01:02:47.390 --> 01:02:49.030 Metal lathe out of 01:02:50.210 --> 01:02:51.330 Reconstituted fucking 01:02:51.330 --> 01:02:53.510 Submarine wreckage, him and his cousin 01:02:53.510 --> 01:02:55.150 Big girl dug up one day 01:02:55.150 --> 01:02:56.370 When they was gator fishing 01:02:56.370 --> 01:02:59.610 Got caught on a line and it drugged them down to the bottom 01:02:59.610 --> 01:03:01.330 And they were like, shit 01:03:01.330 --> 01:03:03.230 Man, I bet we could turn that into 01:03:03.230 --> 01:03:04.510 A brand new fishing boat 01:03:04.510 --> 01:03:07.130 We can only figure out how to get it up there 01:03:07.130 --> 01:03:09.230 And then they made a fucking 01:03:09.990 --> 01:03:10.930 Welding equipment 01:03:10.930 --> 01:03:13.070 And a torch from 01:03:13.070 --> 01:03:15.370 Two toothpicks that they 01:03:15.370 --> 01:03:16.810 You know, you spent 01:03:16.810 --> 01:03:19.130 Fucking shotgun rounds to like 01:03:19.130 --> 01:03:21.110 Repurpose the gunpowder 01:03:21.110 --> 01:03:22.270 And form match heads 01:03:23.230 --> 01:03:25.670 Yeah, right? Like am I getting it so far? 01:03:27.030 --> 01:03:28.910 Yeah, no, I'm just saying I find that 01:03:28.910 --> 01:03:30.390 More impressive 01:03:30.390 --> 01:03:32.390 You know, I find that to be magical 01:03:32.390 --> 01:03:34.170 For me, I'm just revealing 01:03:34.170 --> 01:03:36.710 A thing about myself, I find that to be magical 01:03:36.710 --> 01:03:38.010 Like, look at it this way 01:03:38.570 --> 01:03:40.210 I opened for Billy Milano 01:03:40.210 --> 01:03:41.990 I don't know if you know Billy Milano 01:03:41.990 --> 01:03:44.050 His was, right? 01:03:44.970 --> 01:03:46.130 The singer of M.O.D 01:03:46.670 --> 01:03:48.470 Okay, so he was kind of like 01:03:49.150 --> 01:03:50.390 You know, a guy on the 01:03:50.390 --> 01:03:52.210 Periphery of the anthrax wave 01:03:52.210 --> 01:03:54.190 Of, you know, thrash metal stuff in the 01:03:54.190 --> 01:03:55.510 80s, 90s, alright? 01:03:55.990 --> 01:03:58.590 Anyways, he was in a group called stormtroopers of death 01:03:58.590 --> 01:04:00.210 I opened for him when he 01:04:00.210 --> 01:04:01.930 Was running around with a band called 01:04:01.930 --> 01:04:02.870 Method of Destruction 01:04:03.670 --> 01:04:05.950 And he showed up, him personally 01:04:05.950 --> 01:04:07.450 Not the rest of the band, just him 01:04:07.450 --> 01:04:09.910 His personal vehicle to go on tour with 01:04:09.910 --> 01:04:11.710 Was a short bus 01:04:12.530 --> 01:04:14.470 Repainted and reimagined 01:04:14.470 --> 01:04:16.130 And re-engineered 01:04:16.130 --> 01:04:17.990 To be his tour vehicle 01:04:17.990 --> 01:04:21.410 Yeah, I know autistic rich guys too, man 01:04:21.410 --> 01:04:23.950 Bored fucking autistic guys 01:04:23.950 --> 01:04:25.450 With lots of fucking equipment 01:04:25.450 --> 01:04:27.150 Yeah, dude, for sure 01:04:27.150 --> 01:04:29.150 It's cool, they're insufferable 01:04:29.750 --> 01:04:31.630 And impossible to fucking be around 01:04:31.630 --> 01:04:32.850 For more than like 10 minutes 01:04:32.850 --> 01:04:34.650 That's what I've noticed 01:04:34.650 --> 01:04:37.010 The people who do that shit are like 01:04:37.010 --> 01:04:38.810 It's like you're around them from 01:04:38.810 --> 01:04:41.010 And it's cool, yes 01:04:41.010 --> 01:04:43.330 But no, I don't want to 01:04:43.330 --> 01:04:45.590 See the entire model train collection 01:04:45.590 --> 01:04:46.870 Or hear a 01:04:46.870 --> 01:04:48.850 55 minute fucking dissertation 01:04:48.850 --> 01:04:50.890 On how you made that 01:04:50.890 --> 01:04:53.190 Part of a 01:04:53.190 --> 01:04:55.450 7,453 01:04:55.450 --> 01:04:56.550 Peace thing 01:04:57.410 --> 01:04:58.730 No, true, all true 01:04:58.730 --> 01:05:01.130 And Billy Milano was an insufferable dickhead 01:05:01.130 --> 01:05:03.130 But the thing is, it just 01:05:03.130 --> 01:05:05.030 That he showed up on the short bus 01:05:05.030 --> 01:05:06.990 I just thought it was like this is a guy 01:05:06.990 --> 01:05:09.090 Who thinks that this is great 01:05:09.090 --> 01:05:11.210 What he's doing and he's making a statement 01:05:11.210 --> 01:05:13.110 And it's hilarious 01:05:13.110 --> 01:05:15.070 Now somebody behind that built that 01:05:15.070 --> 01:05:15.770 For some reason 01:05:16.390 --> 01:05:18.010 And either gifted it to him 01:05:18.010 --> 01:05:21.150 He saw it, thought it was cool and took it 01:05:21.150 --> 01:05:23.230 That's what happened there with this guy 01:05:23.230 --> 01:05:24.290 And he wasn't rich 01:05:24.290 --> 01:05:26.030 He was not like a rich rock star 01:05:26.030 --> 01:05:28.030 He was just like a guy who was making 01:05:28.030 --> 01:05:30.650 Maybe a couple hundred more dollars than me at the gig 01:05:31.170 --> 01:05:32.650 That was it, but he had a headline 01:05:32.650 --> 01:05:34.010 And a record contract, etc 01:05:34.010 --> 01:05:36.730 But it was hilarious to me that this short bus 01:05:36.730 --> 01:05:38.890 Was now like the luxury tour vehicle 01:05:38.890 --> 01:05:41.230 For Mr. Punk Rock Hardcore Guy 01:05:41.230 --> 01:05:42.710 I don't know why 01:05:42.710 --> 01:05:45.550 I just found that hilarious and there's a joke of it 01:05:45.550 --> 01:05:47.490 And it's got nothing to do with his ingenuity 01:05:47.490 --> 01:05:49.190 Just somebody else imagine that 01:05:49.190 --> 01:05:50.970 For some reason and created it 01:05:50.970 --> 01:05:52.930 And I guarantee you there's only one 01:05:52.930 --> 01:05:54.490 That's exactly like that one 01:05:54.490 --> 01:05:57.150 And one of a kind things are notable 01:05:57.150 --> 01:05:58.790 I appreciate them 01:05:58.790 --> 01:06:00.850 But there's a magic to these guys 01:06:00.850 --> 01:06:02.910 Who like create something out of garbage 01:06:03.610 --> 01:06:05.610 And then there's guys who can go and buy 01:06:05.610 --> 01:06:07.690 The expensive things and create hybrids 01:06:07.690 --> 01:06:09.450 And that's a different category to me 01:06:09.450 --> 01:06:10.950 That's all and I just 01:06:10.950 --> 01:06:12.530 I love the magical holy crap 01:06:12.530 --> 01:06:14.170 I would have never seen that coming 01:06:14.170 --> 01:06:16.430 Nor would I have looked at that pile of garbage 01:06:16.430 --> 01:06:18.030 And thought I could do anything with it 01:06:18.030 --> 01:06:19.490 I'm impressed by that 01:06:19.490 --> 01:06:20.810 Maybe it's me being stupid 01:06:20.810 --> 01:06:21.870 What can I say Steve? 01:06:22.430 --> 01:06:24.090 It's not you being stupid 01:06:24.090 --> 01:06:25.770 It's just like 01:06:27.830 --> 01:06:29.110 Mecha hipster 01:06:29.730 --> 01:06:30.370 You know 01:06:30.370 --> 01:06:33.030 I thought it was fucking cool 01:06:33.030 --> 01:06:35.930 If you don't buy me one for my birthday 01:06:35.930 --> 01:06:37.230 And that's fine 01:06:37.810 --> 01:06:39.890 But it also did not 01:06:39.890 --> 01:06:41.730 Look like the buddy 01:06:41.730 --> 01:06:44.230 Went out and dropped a whole bunch of fucking money 01:06:44.230 --> 01:06:46.270 On putting it back together 01:06:46.270 --> 01:06:48.630 It was a 35-year-old jet ski 01:06:48.630 --> 01:06:50.330 It looked like fucking 01:06:51.210 --> 01:06:52.770 Recycled pontoon parts 01:06:52.770 --> 01:06:55.010 It looked like deck boards off of something 01:06:55.010 --> 01:06:57.330 It looked like a boat chair off of something 01:06:57.330 --> 01:06:58.590 Like the fucking 01:06:58.590 --> 01:07:00.670 Aluminum pole off of something 01:07:00.670 --> 01:07:02.530 All of that looked like that 01:07:02.530 --> 01:07:04.030 To me it just looked 01:07:04.030 --> 01:07:05.170 Clean 01:07:06.050 --> 01:07:07.930 That's the only difference 01:07:07.930 --> 01:07:10.110 Is that everything fucking matched 01:07:10.110 --> 01:07:12.190 Like if the asymmetry 01:07:12.190 --> 01:07:13.830 Is what your 01:07:13.830 --> 01:07:14.990 You know 01:07:14.990 --> 01:07:16.930 Your eye finds appealing 01:07:16.930 --> 01:07:18.010 Or something like that 01:07:18.010 --> 01:07:19.590 That I can totally understand 01:07:19.590 --> 01:07:21.370 Like if it has to appear chaotic 01:07:21.950 --> 01:07:23.890 In order for it to resonate 01:07:23.890 --> 01:07:25.030 I get that 01:07:25.030 --> 01:07:25.890 I do 01:07:25.890 --> 01:07:27.930 That looked like a fucking 01:07:28.610 --> 01:07:30.110 You know like you were saying 01:07:30.110 --> 01:07:32.010 Out of the fucking scrapyard project 01:07:32.010 --> 01:07:34.810 The dude had a fucking color scheme 01:07:34.810 --> 01:07:35.530 In mind for 01:07:36.950 --> 01:07:38.870 You ever been to like a restaurant 01:07:38.870 --> 01:07:40.470 Where they purposely 01:07:40.470 --> 01:07:43.090 Like have you go into a building that on the inside 01:07:43.750 --> 01:07:44.890 Replicates urban decay 01:07:45.410 --> 01:07:46.950 You know where they've got graffiti 01:07:46.950 --> 01:07:48.430 On the wall and things are 01:07:49.010 --> 01:07:51.030 Cracked but obviously nothing's going to fall 01:07:51.030 --> 01:07:52.710 In the food because the health department would shut them down 01:07:52.710 --> 01:07:54.070 You know that kind of thing 01:07:54.070 --> 01:07:56.630 And you're meant to be like you're almost eating 01:07:56.630 --> 01:07:58.410 In an abandoned building because it's him 01:07:58.410 --> 01:07:59.970 You ever been in one of those places? 01:08:00.510 --> 01:08:02.670 I mean I understand 01:08:02.670 --> 01:08:04.870 What you're trying to say 01:08:04.870 --> 01:08:06.930 I just happen to not agree 01:08:06.930 --> 01:08:09.110 With you as far as that 01:08:09.110 --> 01:08:11.250 Particular piece of watercraft 01:08:11.250 --> 01:08:13.090 Goes is it because 01:08:13.090 --> 01:08:14.690 Like in your head 01:08:14.690 --> 01:08:17.130 Do you think it has 01:08:17.130 --> 01:08:18.770 To be money to do 01:08:18.770 --> 01:08:20.850 Because I don't know dude even me 01:08:20.850 --> 01:08:22.290 Personally like 01:08:22.290 --> 01:08:24.890 I worked with the dude for a long time 01:08:24.890 --> 01:08:26.510 Who went and pulled 01:08:26.510 --> 01:08:28.470 A fucking little 01:08:28.470 --> 01:08:30.850 Bassbow out of the dump 01:08:30.850 --> 01:08:32.210 And we'd fucking 01:08:33.710 --> 01:08:34.790 Refiberglassed everything 01:08:34.790 --> 01:08:37.030 And fucking brought it back to life 01:08:37.030 --> 01:08:38.350 And had like 01:08:38.350 --> 01:08:40.470 Custom pinstriping 01:08:40.470 --> 01:08:42.570 On it because one of our 01:08:42.570 --> 01:08:44.190 Clients was short on money 01:08:44.190 --> 01:08:45.690 But still needed work done 01:08:45.690 --> 01:08:47.510 So by the hour 01:08:47.510 --> 01:08:49.750 By the job he did fucking 01:08:50.670 --> 01:08:51.950 You know 01:08:51.950 --> 01:08:54.490 Custom pinstripes all on the fucking thing 01:08:54.490 --> 01:08:55.750 And it came out looking 01:08:55.750 --> 01:08:57.330 Like it was 01:08:58.570 --> 01:09:00.050 Significantly more expensive 01:09:00.570 --> 01:09:01.450 Than you know 01:09:01.450 --> 01:09:03.570 Top of the line brand new 01:09:03.570 --> 01:09:04.690 Off the fucking 01:09:05.400 --> 01:09:06.290 Sales floor 01:09:06.290 --> 01:09:08.390 Low bassboats 01:09:08.390 --> 01:09:10.170 It's possible 01:09:10.170 --> 01:09:12.050 You just got to 01:09:12.050 --> 01:09:14.350 Have a little bit of fucking time 01:09:14.350 --> 01:09:15.850 Or somebody in your pocket 01:09:15.850 --> 01:09:17.530 That always helps 01:09:17.530 --> 01:09:20.270 And fucking 01:09:20.270 --> 01:09:22.330 No huge rush 01:09:22.330 --> 01:09:24.250 On getting the thing 01:09:24.250 --> 01:09:25.470 In the water 01:09:27.120 --> 01:09:29.270 Right but upon accomplishing 01:09:29.270 --> 01:09:30.990 That you being part of that process 01:09:30.990 --> 01:09:32.750 There was something magical there 01:09:33.030 --> 01:09:35.350 To recognizing that you went from this 01:09:35.350 --> 01:09:36.750 Thing that was to be discarded 01:09:37.150 --> 01:09:39.290 To creating something that you 01:09:39.290 --> 01:09:40.890 Maybe had a little 01:09:40.890 --> 01:09:43.070 I wanted to dump it so bad 01:09:43.070 --> 01:09:44.490 To something right 01:09:45.270 --> 01:09:46.770 No fuck okay sorry 01:09:46.770 --> 01:09:48.890 I understand 01:09:48.890 --> 01:09:51.150 What you're saying I also think 01:09:51.150 --> 01:09:52.910 That thing was one of those things 01:09:52.910 --> 01:09:54.190 You don't think that 01:09:55.030 --> 01:09:56.530 That's what we've established 01:09:56.530 --> 01:09:58.190 It is 01:09:58.190 --> 01:09:59.890 I've seen people do fucking 01:10:00.530 --> 01:10:02.390 Wild shit with houseboats 01:10:02.390 --> 01:10:03.630 That look like you know 01:10:03.630 --> 01:10:05.290 Originally it came out of 01:10:06.230 --> 01:10:07.110 Some fucking 01:10:07.110 --> 01:10:09.610 Like comical 01:10:10.570 --> 01:10:11.850 You know Chinese 01:10:11.850 --> 01:10:12.990 Sci-fi shit 01:10:12.990 --> 01:10:15.910 When they got it and then when it was finished 01:10:15.910 --> 01:10:17.630 It looked fucking 01:10:17.630 --> 01:10:19.350 Kind of corporate and soulless 01:10:19.350 --> 01:10:21.710 Because that's what they were going for 01:10:21.710 --> 01:10:23.070 Because they wanted to sell it 01:10:23.070 --> 01:10:25.350 And I much rather prefer 01:10:25.350 --> 01:10:27.150 The chaos of it originally 01:10:27.150 --> 01:10:29.130 Than I did the fucking 01:10:29.130 --> 01:10:31.030 You know communist like 01:10:31.030 --> 01:10:33.190 Uniformity of what they turned 01:10:33.190 --> 01:10:35.290 It into it was tragic 01:10:35.290 --> 01:10:35.690 Yeah 01:10:35.690 --> 01:10:38.810 Yeah I do 01:10:38.810 --> 01:10:40.690 I get it I understand 01:10:41.590 --> 01:10:43.310 I think we're 01:10:43.310 --> 01:10:45.250 Seeing two totally 01:10:45.250 --> 01:10:45.870 Different things 01:10:46.590 --> 01:10:48.910 Both of us see art it's just that 01:10:48.910 --> 01:10:50.670 Some of us disagree on which part 01:10:50.670 --> 01:10:52.410 Is art and which part is not 01:10:52.410 --> 01:10:52.930 That's all 01:10:52.930 --> 01:10:53.950 I got you 01:10:55.710 --> 01:10:58.090 This is what Americans are facing 01:10:58.570 --> 01:11:00.630 Right now every single day 01:11:00.630 --> 01:11:02.790 We get all the sandwich stuff for the kids lunch 01:11:02.790 --> 01:11:04.190 They don't like turkey anymore 01:11:04.190 --> 01:11:05.630 Yeah I know 01:11:05.630 --> 01:11:06.870 What about the bananas 01:11:06.870 --> 01:11:08.350 Yeah I got them too 01:11:09.210 --> 01:11:10.250 But honey 01:11:11.610 --> 01:11:13.650 You're gonna have to put those eggs back 01:11:13.650 --> 01:11:14.830 They don't like eggs anymore 01:11:14.830 --> 01:11:16.770 No they like eggs 01:11:16.770 --> 01:11:18.650 But we have to sit that seven dollars 01:11:18.650 --> 01:11:19.090 Aside 01:11:19.890 --> 01:11:21.030 For killing Palestinians 01:11:22.130 --> 01:11:24.010 What I mean don't we give Israel 01:11:24.010 --> 01:11:25.290 Four billion dollars a year anyways 01:11:25.290 --> 01:11:27.150 Yeah and now we're giving them another 01:11:28.250 --> 01:11:29.870 Fourteen billion dollars 01:11:29.870 --> 01:11:32.070 Do you know how much that is per American 01:11:32.070 --> 01:11:32.590 Taxpayer 01:11:33.150 --> 01:11:35.770 No It's like eighty five dollars per person 01:11:35.770 --> 01:11:38.090 Apparently it's costing us a lot of money 01:11:38.090 --> 01:11:39.330 To drop bombs on Gaza 01:11:40.030 --> 01:11:40.890 It's terrible 01:11:41.630 --> 01:11:42.150 Yeah 01:11:43.030 --> 01:11:44.790 I don't think a universal healthcare too 01:11:44.790 --> 01:11:46.250 Yeah they do 01:11:47.710 --> 01:11:49.470 We're paying for that too probably 01:11:49.470 --> 01:11:51.270 Might as well put the bananas back 01:11:51.270 --> 01:11:53.790 Why the f*** do we have to pay for all of this 01:11:55.410 --> 01:11:56.650 Don't cuss at me 01:11:56.650 --> 01:11:57.650 We get up 01:11:58.310 --> 01:11:59.870 That means yeah 01:12:00.750 --> 01:12:02.770 Yeah yeah that's what we're doing 01:12:03.350 --> 01:12:04.470 That's what we're doing 01:12:04.470 --> 01:12:05.350 Yeah the American 01:12:05.350 --> 01:12:08.130 Yeah the American empire and the blood of the innocent 01:12:08.130 --> 01:12:09.370 Is uh not cheap 01:12:09.370 --> 01:12:11.550 You know just saying it's one of those things 01:12:11.550 --> 01:12:13.690 That you do and the blood of the not so innocent 01:12:13.690 --> 01:12:14.850 Also not cheap 01:12:15.190 --> 01:12:17.170 I mean it just is what it is right 01:12:17.170 --> 01:12:18.130 I mean you know 01:12:18.130 --> 01:12:21.330 Do you remember uh just an hour 01:12:21.330 --> 01:12:22.810 ago Tim Dillon's 01:12:23.370 --> 01:12:23.930 Observation 01:12:23.930 --> 01:12:26.310 About the crowd 01:12:26.310 --> 01:12:28.210 At Trump rallies now 01:12:28.210 --> 01:12:30.510 Trump events now where it seems like 01:12:31.170 --> 01:12:33.150 You know they've sort of 01:12:33.150 --> 01:12:34.530 They've lost 01:12:35.370 --> 01:12:36.510 That spark 01:12:37.670 --> 01:12:39.270 That initial energy 01:12:39.270 --> 01:12:40.550 This is 01:12:40.550 --> 01:12:41.430 Where 01:12:42.290 --> 01:12:44.750 This is where their heads are right now 01:12:46.190 --> 01:12:48.250 Just take a listen here real quick 01:12:48.250 --> 01:12:50.590 Charles Manson said make a parking lot out of 01:12:50.590 --> 01:12:52.510 Iran so that we can take over 01:12:52.510 --> 01:12:53.570 China and Russia 01:12:54.270 --> 01:12:56.130 Charles Manson said make 01:12:56.130 --> 01:12:58.510 A parking lot out of Iran so we can take over 01:12:58.510 --> 01:12:59.370 China and Russia 01:12:59.370 --> 01:13:01.450 During the Iran crisis 01:13:01.450 --> 01:13:04.390 You're quoting Charles Manson as a positive 01:13:06.030 --> 01:13:07.550 Well like I 01:13:07.550 --> 01:13:08.670 I believe that's what 01:13:08.670 --> 01:13:10.510 They should have done all we should do 01:13:13.650 --> 01:13:14.210 That 01:13:15.290 --> 01:13:15.850 Wow 01:13:18.790 --> 01:13:19.350 Noted 01:13:20.770 --> 01:13:22.330 Middle East foreign policy 01:13:22.330 --> 01:13:22.750 Actually 01:13:24.610 --> 01:13:25.630 Charles Manson 01:13:25.630 --> 01:13:26.370 Wow 01:13:28.290 --> 01:13:30.330 I'm one of the few people you'll probably 01:13:30.330 --> 01:13:32.790 Ever speak to that actually spoke to Charles Manson once 01:13:33.550 --> 01:13:34.110 Right 01:13:35.870 --> 01:13:36.430 Yeah 01:13:37.650 --> 01:13:38.210 Okay 01:13:39.170 --> 01:13:39.730 Um 01:13:40.670 --> 01:13:41.230 Yeah 01:13:42.790 --> 01:13:44.930 Can I can I do a Tim Dillon here for about 01:13:44.930 --> 01:13:46.910 A half hour because I yeah 01:13:47.690 --> 01:13:48.990 If you're quoting Manson 01:13:49.850 --> 01:13:50.410 Um 01:13:50.410 --> 01:13:51.470 Yeah 01:13:53.770 --> 01:13:55.210 Let me just 01:13:55.830 --> 01:13:56.390 I 01:13:56.390 --> 01:13:58.150 No notes what can I say 01:13:58.970 --> 01:13:59.530 Yeah 01:14:01.610 --> 01:14:02.370 Well 01:14:02.370 --> 01:14:04.430 Yeah, yeah, I mean Charles Manson 01:14:04.430 --> 01:14:05.390 Said 01:14:05.390 --> 01:14:07.230 Yeah, we should fucking 01:14:07.230 --> 01:14:10.110 Fucking raise it to the ground 01:14:10.110 --> 01:14:12.010 And if there's anybody who knows 01:14:12.010 --> 01:14:13.890 About orchestrating a killing 01:14:13.890 --> 01:14:15.950 It's Charles Manson so 01:14:15.950 --> 01:14:17.190 I thought 01:14:17.190 --> 01:14:19.430 Let me say that on camera 01:14:21.970 --> 01:14:23.670 It's so perfect because 01:14:23.670 --> 01:14:25.910 It completely encapsulizes 01:14:25.910 --> 01:14:27.250 I don't care 01:14:27.250 --> 01:14:28.730 Who says it 01:14:29.210 --> 01:14:31.210 I don't care why they said it 01:14:31.210 --> 01:14:33.210 As long as it sounded right to me 01:14:33.210 --> 01:14:34.450 I'm gonna repeat it 01:14:35.070 --> 01:14:36.970 And it is the default setting 01:14:36.970 --> 01:14:39.170 That we're witnessing not just a Trump rally 01:14:39.170 --> 01:14:40.350 It's not just pin it on them 01:14:41.030 --> 01:14:42.890 It is the parent effect 01:14:42.890 --> 01:14:44.970 It is the uh, you know 01:14:44.970 --> 01:14:46.890 The mockingbird if you will 01:14:46.890 --> 01:14:48.970 Effect that has now 01:14:48.970 --> 01:14:50.690 You know completely taken hold 01:14:51.250 --> 01:14:53.030 And now you're not just being 01:14:53.030 --> 01:14:54.590 Broadcasted to you are the 01:14:54.590 --> 01:14:55.130 Broadcaster 01:14:56.270 --> 01:14:56.990 You know 01:14:57.970 --> 01:15:00.270 Nobody told us that the big brother screens 01:15:00.270 --> 01:15:02.270 In the movie 1984 were actually 01:15:02.270 --> 01:15:03.650 Going to be in your pocket all the time 01:15:03.650 --> 01:15:05.830 So I might as well roll with it 01:15:05.830 --> 01:15:07.390 I mean that's what we're looking at here 01:15:08.870 --> 01:15:09.350 Right 01:15:10.270 --> 01:15:12.090 And squeaky we would assume 01:15:12.090 --> 01:15:14.550 That you would quote Manson all the time 01:15:16.770 --> 01:15:17.730 That does 01:15:18.550 --> 01:15:19.350 Squeaky would 01:15:20.310 --> 01:15:21.230 Squeaky didn't 01:15:21.230 --> 01:15:22.110 At least she was one of 01:15:23.450 --> 01:15:24.990 At least she was one of two 01:15:24.990 --> 01:15:27.330 Would-be presidential assassins 01:15:27.330 --> 01:15:29.150 For Gerald Ford that happened to be female 01:15:29.150 --> 01:15:30.550 Distinction for him 01:15:30.990 --> 01:15:33.350 You know not only is he the only guy to serve as president 01:15:33.350 --> 01:15:35.310 Who wasn't elected either be president 01:15:35.310 --> 01:15:36.110 Or vice president 01:15:36.110 --> 01:15:39.070 But he also had two 01:15:39.070 --> 01:15:40.790 Would-be female assassins 01:15:41.350 --> 01:15:43.270 Try to take shots at him and fail 01:15:43.270 --> 01:15:44.990 You know so just saying 01:15:45.710 --> 01:15:46.590 Squeaky's a 01:15:46.590 --> 01:15:48.190 History maker you know 01:15:48.190 --> 01:15:50.670 I know that's not the same squeaky but 01:15:50.670 --> 01:15:51.110 Anyway 01:15:52.490 --> 01:15:54.130 You know 01:15:54.130 --> 01:15:56.370 Someone who to me 01:15:56.370 --> 01:15:57.150 Is 01:15:58.100 --> 01:16:00.270 No different possibly worse 01:16:01.730 --> 01:16:04.630 As we start to move into 01:16:04.630 --> 01:16:07.170 Maybe a little bit of what's actually 01:16:07.170 --> 01:16:09.070 Going on in Iran 01:16:09.070 --> 01:16:10.750 And with his role 01:16:10.750 --> 01:16:12.530 Whether or not there's 01:16:12.530 --> 01:16:14.150 Even a bitty anymore 01:16:14.150 --> 01:16:16.470 The entire internet is convinced 01:16:16.470 --> 01:16:18.970 That he's dead in the Israeli 01:16:18.970 --> 01:16:20.850 Government isn't 01:16:20.850 --> 01:16:21.710 Doing much 01:16:22.410 --> 01:16:22.810 To 01:16:24.390 --> 01:16:25.190 Dissuade 01:16:26.290 --> 01:16:28.130 Those opinions but 01:16:29.150 --> 01:16:29.950 Trump's 01:16:30.450 --> 01:16:32.210 Trump's personal spiritual advisor 01:16:32.210 --> 01:16:34.930 Is a fucking lunatic 01:16:36.050 --> 01:16:38.550 And I know that we've made 01:16:38.550 --> 01:16:40.390 Fun over a couple of times on the show 01:16:40.390 --> 01:16:42.070 But I feel like 01:16:42.070 --> 01:16:44.110 We could be doing 01:16:53.490 --> 01:16:54.730 A better job 01:16:55.670 --> 01:16:57.990 She just cut punch that lady 01:17:00.170 --> 01:17:02.030 Yeah fruit of the loomer right 01:17:02.030 --> 01:17:03.150 I mean this is where we're going 01:17:03.150 --> 01:17:05.470 Wow she gave her a 01:17:05.470 --> 01:17:07.950 A cut punch 01:17:10.090 --> 01:17:10.710 Yup 01:17:12.310 --> 01:17:14.070 Have you watched a lot of these 01:17:14.070 --> 01:17:16.210 Because they do this kind of weirdness a lot 01:17:16.210 --> 01:17:17.430 Where it's like you know 01:17:17.430 --> 01:17:19.910 Devil be gone and they punch him in the head 01:17:19.910 --> 01:17:22.150 And smack him in different ways 01:17:22.690 --> 01:17:23.470 I've seen that 01:17:23.470 --> 01:17:26.170 For an early internet moment 01:17:26.170 --> 01:17:27.450 Is the Benny Hinn 01:17:28.050 --> 01:17:30.090 Mashup with let the body sit 01:17:30.090 --> 01:17:30.610 The floor 01:17:32.470 --> 01:17:33.270 Have you seen that 01:17:33.270 --> 01:17:36.390 Yeah assaulting you 01:17:36.390 --> 01:17:37.730 For the Lord too is another 01:17:38.350 --> 01:17:39.550 Mashup that was out there 01:17:39.550 --> 01:17:41.210 Where it's just like all these different things 01:17:41.210 --> 01:17:42.010 Where they're hitting people 01:17:42.010 --> 01:17:45.610 One clip and I don't remember where it is 01:17:45.610 --> 01:17:47.630 I can't find it but I know it exists 01:17:47.630 --> 01:17:49.430 Where one guy turns around and gets irate 01:17:49.430 --> 01:17:50.470 And smacks him back 01:17:51.710 --> 01:17:53.410 I don't think it was one of the big names 01:17:53.410 --> 01:17:55.190 Because you know they never let that video out 01:17:55.630 --> 01:17:57.070 But one of the guys like literally 01:17:57.910 --> 01:17:59.250 Registers he was just struck 01:17:59.250 --> 01:18:01.310 And then smacks the guy right back 01:18:01.310 --> 01:18:02.630 And the guy you know 01:18:02.630 --> 01:18:03.830 Smacks him again 01:18:04.570 --> 01:18:06.210 It's like it's almost going to turn 01:18:06.210 --> 01:18:07.670 It's hilarious 01:18:07.670 --> 01:18:09.750 Most of those people 01:18:09.750 --> 01:18:11.010 Don't have 01:18:12.070 --> 01:18:14.690 The President of the United States 01:18:14.690 --> 01:18:16.110 Calling them for advice 01:18:17.410 --> 01:18:18.890 Most of those people 01:18:18.890 --> 01:18:20.090 Now Billy Graham 01:18:20.090 --> 01:18:21.670 And his kid were 01:18:21.670 --> 01:18:23.930 All up in the White House for a long time 01:18:23.930 --> 01:18:25.570 But it was only 32 seconds 01:18:25.570 --> 01:18:27.050 I want to roll this out for a second 01:18:27.050 --> 01:18:29.270 Because I really didn't know 01:18:29.830 --> 01:18:31.170 Offhand that Paula White 01:18:31.170 --> 01:18:33.930 Was one of those people that was like 01:18:33.930 --> 01:18:35.410 Oh okay well 01:18:35.410 --> 01:18:37.090 You're promiscuous 01:18:37.090 --> 01:18:39.410 Let me smack the sin 01:18:39.410 --> 01:18:40.690 Out of that pussy 01:18:40.690 --> 01:18:41.850 I didn't know that 01:18:58.040 --> 01:18:59.660 Let it be unlocked 01:18:59.660 --> 01:19:00.560 Let it be unlocked 01:19:00.560 --> 01:19:02.320 Let it be unlocked 01:19:02.320 --> 01:19:03.940 Let it be unlocked 01:19:03.940 --> 01:19:04.800 Let it be unlocked 01:19:04.800 --> 01:19:08.380 She got rid of them Coochie demons 01:19:10.200 --> 01:19:10.840 Because 01:19:11.860 --> 01:19:12.880 Coochie demons 01:19:14.140 --> 01:19:15.460 Yeah she was just going 01:19:15.460 --> 01:19:16.780 For the smack it hard enough 01:19:16.780 --> 01:19:18.240 That it will swell up so much 01:19:18.240 --> 01:19:20.760 That penetration will not be possible 01:19:21.360 --> 01:19:22.800 Kind of methodology there 01:19:22.800 --> 01:19:23.980 So you know foolproof man 01:19:25.440 --> 01:19:25.960 So 01:19:26.720 --> 01:19:27.600 She is also 01:19:28.600 --> 01:19:31.260 And I don't know if this is 01:19:32.260 --> 01:19:32.780 Actually 01:19:32.780 --> 01:19:34.140 Benjamin Netanyahu 01:19:34.640 --> 01:19:36.620 I don't know if it's a body double 01:19:36.620 --> 01:19:38.480 I don't know I don't know what 01:19:38.480 --> 01:19:39.500 But this is 01:19:39.500 --> 01:19:42.320 From his previous White House 01:19:42.320 --> 01:19:42.720 Visit 01:19:43.500 --> 01:19:45.040 Netanyahu hanging out 01:19:45.040 --> 01:19:47.560 With good old Paula 01:19:47.560 --> 01:19:47.620 Paula 01:19:49.020 --> 01:19:50.980 Right maybe there is 01:19:51.180 --> 01:19:53.640 Maybe it's like 01:19:53.640 --> 01:19:55.560 Under a lookout mountain 01:19:55.560 --> 01:19:57.100 Or something like that 01:19:57.100 --> 01:19:58.520 They have a clone depot 01:19:59.500 --> 01:20:00.940 And they can be like hey 01:20:00.940 --> 01:20:01.760 We need 01:20:05.240 --> 01:20:05.820 Do what 01:20:07.280 --> 01:20:07.760 Oh 01:20:07.760 --> 01:20:09.760 Homie depot was the only other 01:20:09.760 --> 01:20:11.060 Thing I was thinking there like you know 01:20:11.060 --> 01:20:12.820 You go get a new homie at the homie depot 01:20:12.820 --> 01:20:13.720 Instead of home depot 01:20:13.720 --> 01:20:14.400 Right 01:20:18.240 --> 01:20:19.200 The discount 01:20:19.680 --> 01:20:20.900 Sale on Joe Biden 01:20:20.900 --> 01:20:22.620 At the clone depot 01:20:23.160 --> 01:20:23.640 Currently 01:20:25.080 --> 01:20:27.300 You can spring into savings 01:20:28.920 --> 01:20:29.400 Yes 01:20:29.400 --> 01:20:30.440 At the factory 01:20:30.440 --> 01:20:32.780 Minor factory defects 01:20:32.780 --> 01:20:35.080 So we got them all day folks come on down and get them 01:20:35.080 --> 01:20:35.980 Right 01:20:35.980 --> 01:20:39.340 You can get yourself a vintage Dianne Feinstein 01:20:41.100 --> 01:20:43.800 Right you can get yourself a current Britney Spears 01:20:44.880 --> 01:20:46.700 And cleaning out our warehouse 01:20:47.360 --> 01:20:48.920 Right cleaning out our warehouse 01:20:48.920 --> 01:20:51.380 We found some princess die leftovers as well 01:20:51.380 --> 01:20:52.040 So come on down 01:20:53.120 --> 01:20:54.760 At the clone depot 01:20:54.760 --> 01:20:56.380 I couldn't agree with you more 01:20:56.380 --> 01:20:58.280 I've been going since about 1986 01:20:58.280 --> 01:21:01.300 It made the Bible in so many ways come alive 01:21:01.300 --> 01:21:02.660 But I fell in love with the people 01:21:02.660 --> 01:21:04.660 With the culture, with the nation 01:21:05.300 --> 01:21:07.020 I took my children 01:21:07.020 --> 01:21:09.620 And my grandchildren right before the October 01:21:09.620 --> 01:21:10.640 The horrific 01:21:11.540 --> 01:21:13.080 October 7th attack 01:21:13.080 --> 01:21:14.980 And we embedded ourselves 01:21:14.980 --> 01:21:16.340 A good friend was having an apartment 01:21:16.340 --> 01:21:19.540 So we embedded ourselves within the Orthodox community 01:21:19.940 --> 01:21:21.320 And had Shabbat together 01:21:21.320 --> 01:21:23.280 And ate together and fellowship together 01:21:23.280 --> 01:21:25.020 Studied the tour together 01:21:25.920 --> 01:21:27.200 Bibi hates 01:21:27.200 --> 01:21:29.660 The Orthodox community by the way 01:21:29.660 --> 01:21:31.840 They're the only people in Israel 01:21:31.840 --> 01:21:33.820 That were against 01:21:33.820 --> 01:21:35.340 October 7th 01:21:35.340 --> 01:21:37.840 In the aftermath of it before it happened 01:21:39.420 --> 01:21:44.080 This is like me sitting in front of you 01:21:44.080 --> 01:21:44.940 Going you know what 01:21:44.940 --> 01:21:47.100 I love rednecks who wear baseball hats 01:21:47.660 --> 01:21:49.260 Rednecks who wear baseball hats 01:21:49.260 --> 01:21:50.220 Are my people 01:21:50.220 --> 01:21:52.720 And you are perfectly white Steve 01:21:52.720 --> 01:21:55.020 Good enough to be with me on this today 01:21:55.020 --> 01:21:57.360 And I'm certainly all with them 01:21:57.360 --> 01:21:58.240 At all times 01:21:59.060 --> 01:22:01.220 And you'd be confused by this whole thing 01:22:01.220 --> 01:22:03.260 Because you're like those aren't my people 01:22:03.260 --> 01:22:05.160 I mean isn't that basically 01:22:05.160 --> 01:22:07.080 What should be going through Bibi's head right now 01:22:07.080 --> 01:22:08.240 As he's having this 01:22:08.240 --> 01:22:11.280 You know this weird awkward 01:22:11.280 --> 01:22:13.100 You know the dentures are dancing 01:22:13.100 --> 01:22:15.140 And her mouth speech coming from him 01:22:15.140 --> 01:22:16.680 Her whatever it is 01:22:17.360 --> 01:22:17.620 Maybe 01:22:20.220 --> 01:22:21.420 Can you not 01:22:21.420 --> 01:22:23.700 Feel that that would be the real interaction 01:22:23.700 --> 01:22:25.020 Or am I maybe I'm 01:22:25.020 --> 01:22:26.520 Misinterpreting again I don't know 01:22:26.520 --> 01:22:28.860 I'm sure he's whatever that is 01:22:28.860 --> 01:22:31.120 That looks like Bibi is absolutely 01:22:31.120 --> 01:22:33.340 Repulsed by this creature 01:22:33.340 --> 01:22:35.420 I'm sure he can't wait 01:22:35.420 --> 01:22:37.020 To get out of that room 01:22:37.020 --> 01:22:39.460 And if she believes 01:22:39.460 --> 01:22:40.280 Her own bullshit 01:22:40.700 --> 01:22:41.720 You know she 01:22:41.720 --> 01:22:45.340 This is like one of the best days of her life 01:22:45.340 --> 01:22:46.920 And she will be 01:22:46.920 --> 01:22:49.220 100% clueless 01:22:49.220 --> 01:22:50.380 As to what 01:22:51.020 --> 01:22:52.980 His response and reaction 01:22:52.980 --> 01:22:55.080 To her is and she is not 01:22:55.080 --> 01:22:56.560 Going to be able to 01:22:56.560 --> 01:22:58.500 Read his body language 01:22:58.500 --> 01:23:01.000 And we'll have no fucking idea 01:23:02.180 --> 01:23:03.320 I mean this is 01:23:03.320 --> 01:23:03.840 Literally 01:23:04.440 --> 01:23:06.700 This is literally somebody coming to me going 01:23:06.700 --> 01:23:09.440 Listen I'm with you because I went to Olive Garden 01:23:09.440 --> 01:23:11.360 And they made me feel like family there 01:23:11.860 --> 01:23:12.340 And 01:23:12.340 --> 01:23:13.120 You know 01:23:14.500 --> 01:23:16.540 What little you've heard of me on this show 01:23:17.380 --> 01:23:18.600 You can imagine 01:23:18.600 --> 01:23:20.460 That I would have involuntary 01:23:21.060 --> 01:23:22.620 Body language starting 01:23:22.620 --> 01:23:24.920 To erupt if anybody puts a camera on it 01:23:24.920 --> 01:23:26.860 If somebody tries to say that to me with a straight face 01:23:26.860 --> 01:23:28.600 That's literally what's happening here 01:23:28.600 --> 01:23:30.120 You know in his mind 01:23:30.120 --> 01:23:32.260 Anyway let's proceed 01:23:32.260 --> 01:23:33.260 And see what we can observe 01:23:33.260 --> 01:23:36.760 All over Israel and it was one of the most 01:23:36.760 --> 01:23:38.480 Memorable best times 01:23:38.480 --> 01:23:40.140 That we have had as a family 01:23:40.140 --> 01:23:42.240 And so we are so grateful I encourage 01:23:42.240 --> 01:23:44.180 Christians all over the world 01:23:44.180 --> 01:23:45.680 You must 01:23:46.220 --> 01:23:48.180 Make your journey to Israel 01:23:48.180 --> 01:23:49.560 Listen to Paul 01:23:50.180 --> 01:23:52.380 I say it will be the best 01:23:52.380 --> 01:23:53.240 We will welcome you 01:23:53.240 --> 01:23:56.520 And Jerusalem and Nazareth and the Sea of Galilee 01:23:56.520 --> 01:23:58.540 And all the places that you hear about 01:23:58.540 --> 01:24:00.180 They're not somewhere 01:24:00.180 --> 01:24:01.080 Yeah 01:24:01.840 --> 01:24:03.540 Remote. They're real places 01:24:03.540 --> 01:24:05.660 They're actually very close to each other 01:24:06.080 --> 01:24:07.420 So you can actually see 01:24:07.980 --> 01:24:09.620 Where the Bible happened 01:24:09.620 --> 01:24:11.700 You can actually see where it happened 01:24:11.700 --> 01:24:13.180 And there are remnants too 01:24:13.180 --> 01:24:14.680 There are churches 01:24:14.680 --> 01:24:16.820 You know there's a church 01:24:16.820 --> 01:24:18.560 Right in the Sea of Galilee 01:24:18.560 --> 01:24:19.880 Where Jesus preached 01:24:19.880 --> 01:24:20.820 Oh yeah 01:24:22.760 --> 01:24:24.360 It's there. It's standing there 01:24:24.360 --> 01:24:26.320 You can stand exactly where 01:24:26.320 --> 01:24:27.480 Jesus stood 01:24:27.480 --> 01:24:29.420 You can walk in the footsteps of Jesus 01:24:29.420 --> 01:24:31.500 Just don't walk by any Jews 01:24:32.260 --> 01:24:33.780 Because they will spit on you 01:24:33.780 --> 01:24:35.400 But you can do that 01:24:35.400 --> 01:24:36.140 Avoid 01:24:38.920 --> 01:24:40.040 Bethlehem at all costs 01:24:40.040 --> 01:24:41.420 Because we're killing people over there 01:24:41.420 --> 01:24:43.240 You know so you just say it 01:24:43.240 --> 01:24:44.260 I mean 01:24:44.260 --> 01:24:45.700 For the record 01:24:46.540 --> 01:24:47.880 But listen to Paul 01:24:49.240 --> 01:24:50.940 With a finger pointed 01:24:52.400 --> 01:24:53.420 That's something 01:24:54.200 --> 01:24:54.800 Yikes 01:24:55.420 --> 01:24:57.160 They gotta retune the clones I think 01:24:57.160 --> 01:24:58.660 See I'll just 01:24:58.660 --> 01:24:59.960 And the human kings 01:25:00.660 --> 01:25:02.240 And the everywhere 01:25:02.240 --> 01:25:03.300 And the prophets 01:25:03.300 --> 01:25:04.740 All the prophets that you know 01:25:04.740 --> 01:25:06.340 Jeremiah, Isaiah, you know 01:25:06.340 --> 01:25:08.460 It's so life transforming 01:25:08.460 --> 01:25:10.380 I love going up to Shiloh this past time 01:25:10.380 --> 01:25:11.800 Where Hannah prayed and just 01:25:11.800 --> 01:25:13.980 I mean just meditating there and seeing 01:25:13.980 --> 01:25:16.160 Just the richness of the Bible 01:25:16.160 --> 01:25:17.180 In its entirety 01:25:17.180 --> 01:25:19.220 It makes everything make sense 01:25:19.220 --> 01:25:20.680 And now the archeological 01:25:20.680 --> 01:25:22.500 Things that have been discovered 01:25:22.500 --> 01:25:24.280 And the findings that are still happening 01:25:24.940 --> 01:25:27.120 Really give people such an education 01:25:27.120 --> 01:25:27.880 That I'll be honest 01:25:27.880 --> 01:25:29.900 They will not get over here in America 01:25:29.900 --> 01:25:31.680 At 30 minutes in a church 01:25:31.680 --> 01:25:32.960 Or an hour at church service 01:25:32.960 --> 01:25:35.360 They certainly won't get in in the universities over here 01:25:35.360 --> 01:25:37.340 It's almost, I say as a Christian 01:25:37.340 --> 01:25:39.140 It should be mandated to go to Israel 01:25:39.140 --> 01:25:40.080 Before you get to heaven 01:25:41.140 --> 01:25:43.620 It should be mandated 01:25:44.720 --> 01:25:45.240 For 01:25:45.240 --> 01:25:47.620 Christians to visit 01:25:47.620 --> 01:25:48.500 Israel 01:25:49.540 --> 01:25:51.680 Before you get to heaven 01:25:54.340 --> 01:25:54.860 Translation 01:25:54.860 --> 01:25:56.320 Star of David Wars 01:25:57.200 --> 01:25:58.820 Part, saga, whatever 01:25:58.820 --> 01:26:00.780 Get your tickets now because 01:26:00.780 --> 01:26:02.640 We're already up to the Clone Wars 01:26:02.640 --> 01:26:04.240 You know, just saying 01:26:04.240 --> 01:26:07.360 It is there and you need to get your tickets now 01:26:07.840 --> 01:26:09.000 Okay, so contact 01:26:09.000 --> 01:26:10.500 What is that service you contact 01:26:10.500 --> 01:26:11.980 For movies I forget 01:26:11.980 --> 01:26:13.780 You got to buy your tickets online now 01:26:13.780 --> 01:26:15.220 I don't go to movies anymore 01:26:15.220 --> 01:26:17.360 Whatever it is, get it 01:26:17.360 --> 01:26:18.980 Because it's coming to a theater near you 01:26:20.860 --> 01:26:21.340 Christian 01:26:22.900 --> 01:26:23.960 Star of David Wars 01:26:25.620 --> 01:26:26.100 Right 01:26:26.100 --> 01:26:27.660 Oh, we're in it boy 01:26:27.660 --> 01:26:29.200 We're in it 01:26:30.580 --> 01:26:31.260 So 01:26:34.760 --> 01:26:35.440 Bibi 01:26:36.580 --> 01:26:38.240 May or may not be 01:26:39.760 --> 01:26:40.440 Alive 01:26:40.440 --> 01:26:41.740 He put out this weird 01:26:41.740 --> 01:26:44.240 Proof of life video 01:26:44.240 --> 01:26:45.460 Where 01:26:47.080 --> 01:26:48.640 It was not 01:26:48.640 --> 01:26:49.780 Not convincing 01:26:49.780 --> 01:26:52.060 Well, you know 01:26:52.880 --> 01:26:54.340 Let's see, I don't even know 01:26:54.340 --> 01:26:56.820 If I can find the original because everybody's been 01:26:56.820 --> 01:26:58.200 Having a fail with it 01:26:59.480 --> 01:27:00.860 Okay, but also 01:27:00.860 --> 01:27:02.540 We were meant to look at 01:27:02.540 --> 01:27:04.200 The newly selected 01:27:04.200 --> 01:27:05.680 You know, great 01:27:06.340 --> 01:27:07.900 Leader, grand leader 01:27:07.900 --> 01:27:09.860 Whatever they call him there, the spiritual new 01:27:09.860 --> 01:27:12.160 Khomeini, I mean, they installed him 01:27:12.160 --> 01:27:14.340 In Iraq which doesn't look in the least 01:27:14.340 --> 01:27:16.300 A bit suspicious or anything weird there 01:27:16.300 --> 01:27:18.000 I mean, that would be the location 01:27:18.000 --> 01:27:20.160 I would select to declare 01:27:20.160 --> 01:27:21.640 A new supreme leader too, right 01:27:21.640 --> 01:27:23.240 So I mean, that's happening 01:27:23.240 --> 01:27:25.620 So why do we care where Bibi is at the moment 01:27:25.620 --> 01:27:26.560 I mean, after all 01:27:26.560 --> 01:27:29.460 It's a democracy there, isn't it 01:27:29.460 --> 01:27:30.700 So it'll run without him 01:27:30.700 --> 01:27:31.960 I mean, you know 01:27:31.960 --> 01:27:34.680 Oh, for sure, it's interesting 01:27:34.680 --> 01:27:37.360 That the Israeli state is going 01:27:37.360 --> 01:27:38.960 To all of this trouble 01:27:41.900 --> 01:27:43.020 Rather than 01:27:43.640 --> 01:27:45.720 Just say, oh, well, no 01:27:45.720 --> 01:27:47.660 They got him 01:27:47.660 --> 01:27:49.440 They got him in a bunker 01:27:49.440 --> 01:27:51.340 They got him in a hypersonic missile attack 01:27:51.340 --> 01:27:52.920 Whatever it was, whatever it is 01:27:52.920 --> 01:27:54.260 I don't know 01:27:55.280 --> 01:27:57.020 You know, he could be 01:27:57.020 --> 01:27:59.560 On the other side of the ice wall 01:27:59.560 --> 01:28:01.360 With Jeffrey Epstein and fucking 01:28:01.360 --> 01:28:02.580 Elvis and 01:28:02.580 --> 01:28:04.100 You know 01:28:05.060 --> 01:28:07.300 Donald Rumsfeld and Kissinger 01:28:07.300 --> 01:28:08.880 And everybody else, he could be 01:28:08.880 --> 01:28:11.200 He could be, but this is 01:28:11.200 --> 01:28:13.480 What they're saying is real 01:28:13.480 --> 01:28:15.140 And so that 01:28:15.140 --> 01:28:17.340 Is important 01:28:17.340 --> 01:28:18.640 Because it's not 01:28:19.340 --> 01:28:21.540 So wherever he is 01:28:21.540 --> 01:28:22.680 Whatever he is 01:28:23.140 --> 01:28:23.460 The 01:28:24.300 --> 01:28:26.520 Entire fucking government got together 01:28:26.520 --> 01:28:28.800 And said, we need to lie about this 01:28:29.060 --> 01:28:30.800 What are you asking me? 01:28:31.000 --> 01:28:32.360 Are you serious? Are you serious? 01:28:33.120 --> 01:28:34.960 I'm serious, I'm serious 01:28:34.960 --> 01:28:36.000 So 01:28:37.060 --> 01:28:38.980 Right off the bat the liquid 01:28:40.200 --> 01:28:40.840 Isn't 01:28:40.840 --> 01:28:42.120 Dumping out of that 01:28:42.120 --> 01:28:44.220 It's filled to the brim and he's got it tilted 01:28:46.000 --> 01:28:47.260 How do you like it? 01:28:47.420 --> 01:28:47.620 Fantastic 01:28:48.140 --> 01:28:49.220 Do you want sports? 01:28:49.940 --> 01:28:51.480 Look, look, I've got 01:28:51.480 --> 01:28:54.300 The right number of fingers at this time 01:28:55.980 --> 01:28:56.660 Now 01:28:56.660 --> 01:28:57.220 Now 01:28:57.960 --> 01:29:00.660 A couple of problems with this 01:29:00.660 --> 01:29:01.540 In general 01:29:01.540 --> 01:29:02.980 People who want to pass 01:29:02.980 --> 01:29:05.640 They want to pass, but at the same time 01:29:05.640 --> 01:29:08.100 Again, the coffee volume 01:29:08.100 --> 01:29:09.940 Doesn't go down at all 01:29:09.940 --> 01:29:12.600 Your presentation is amazing 01:29:12.600 --> 01:29:14.320 Give me strength 01:29:14.320 --> 01:29:15.280 To the government 01:29:15.920 --> 01:29:17.600 Whatever you're saying 01:29:17.600 --> 01:29:18.320 We don't care 01:29:21.280 --> 01:29:22.280 Barista 01:29:22.280 --> 01:29:23.820 Casually photo bombing 01:29:23.820 --> 01:29:24.660 In the background 01:29:26.740 --> 01:29:27.740 Totally 01:29:27.740 --> 01:29:30.000 Netanyahu for realsies 01:29:30.000 --> 01:29:30.620 Promise 01:29:30.620 --> 01:29:33.120 The issue is 01:29:33.120 --> 01:29:35.760 When they show the actual shop 01:29:35.760 --> 01:29:37.680 And you like 01:29:37.680 --> 01:29:39.160 I've seen 01:29:39.680 --> 01:29:41.620 Zoomed in images of this 01:29:41.620 --> 01:29:43.380 It, yeah 01:29:49.360 --> 01:29:51.700 There's just all kinds of shit 01:29:51.700 --> 01:29:53.240 That does not make sense 01:29:55.300 --> 01:29:56.240 Big sip 01:29:58.080 --> 01:29:59.360 Props in the shot 01:29:59.360 --> 01:30:02.080 That's Hollywood magic there 01:30:03.680 --> 01:30:05.080 It's insulting 01:30:05.080 --> 01:30:07.060 It is what it is 01:30:07.060 --> 01:30:08.920 So the internet 01:30:08.920 --> 01:30:11.160 Is doing what the internet 01:30:11.160 --> 01:30:12.180 Does 01:30:16.440 --> 01:30:18.400 Let's see, where did it go? 01:30:18.580 --> 01:30:19.400 God damn it 01:30:22.160 --> 01:30:23.160 Well, you know 01:30:23.160 --> 01:30:25.000 For the untrained ear 01:30:25.000 --> 01:30:27.060 That coffee 01:30:27.060 --> 01:30:28.560 Is not exactly spiltis 01:30:29.080 --> 01:30:30.180 You know, just saying 01:30:30.920 --> 01:30:31.980 Something's odd there 01:30:31.980 --> 01:30:33.340 Because it doesn't seem to move right 01:30:33.780 --> 01:30:35.260 When he's lowering his hand either 01:30:35.260 --> 01:30:37.120 They're showing in this repeated shot 01:30:37.800 --> 01:30:40.180 You know, not very natural looking 01:30:40.180 --> 01:30:41.120 The cup 01:30:42.100 --> 01:30:44.200 I mean, the finger number is correct 01:31:16.830 --> 01:31:18.830 Hey, it's Lindsay Graham 01:31:18.830 --> 01:31:21.330 Cheerleading for the Iran invasion 01:31:21.330 --> 01:31:21.810 Of war 01:31:23.130 --> 01:31:24.450 I was going to ask 01:31:24.450 --> 01:31:26.530 That was Lindsay doing the body double thing 01:31:27.330 --> 01:31:27.870 What's that? 01:31:29.890 --> 01:31:30.810 I was going to ask 01:31:30.810 --> 01:31:32.730 If that was Lindsay doing a body double gig 01:31:32.730 --> 01:31:33.170 You know 01:31:34.010 --> 01:31:36.010 Is this the new Duncan commercial, by the way? 01:31:36.650 --> 01:31:37.310 Come here, I'm just checking 01:31:37.310 --> 01:31:38.350 Wow, that's 01:31:38.350 --> 01:31:42.170 You know, all we need has been Affleck to show up in the background 01:31:42.770 --> 01:31:43.490 There we go 01:31:46.950 --> 01:31:48.250 Aw, they arrest BB 01:31:48.250 --> 01:31:50.250 And the world is happy again 01:31:50.910 --> 01:31:51.270 Yay 01:31:52.670 --> 01:31:53.890 We love that 01:31:53.890 --> 01:31:54.650 No special appearance by 01:31:55.270 --> 01:31:57.890 No special appearance by Jared from Subway 01:31:57.890 --> 01:31:59.470 Sorry to disappoint you 01:31:59.470 --> 01:32:01.210 As of yet, no 01:32:01.210 --> 01:32:04.270 Let me take a couple of minutes here 01:32:04.270 --> 01:32:06.350 To do a producer thank you 01:32:06.350 --> 01:32:07.650 Segment and hopefully 01:32:07.650 --> 01:32:10.150 A call to action 01:32:10.150 --> 01:32:11.050 That works 01:32:12.050 --> 01:32:12.810 Because 01:32:12.810 --> 01:32:14.310 Holy fuck 01:32:14.310 --> 01:32:17.150 We really need people to 01:32:17.150 --> 01:32:18.390 Participate 01:32:18.390 --> 01:32:20.290 In that value for value 01:32:20.290 --> 01:32:21.110 Thing today 01:32:23.470 --> 01:32:24.030 Like 01:32:24.790 --> 01:32:26.090 Really for real 01:32:27.850 --> 01:32:28.410 Yeah 01:32:29.810 --> 01:32:30.630 But yeah 01:32:30.630 --> 01:32:32.430 It's a value for value show 01:32:32.430 --> 01:32:34.570 You guys and what that means 01:32:34.570 --> 01:32:36.390 If you're not familiar with it 01:32:36.390 --> 01:32:38.250 Is that every time you see not just this show 01:32:38.250 --> 01:32:40.590 But everything that airs on the channels 01:32:40.590 --> 01:32:42.230 Which is seven days of content 01:32:42.230 --> 01:32:44.370 A week, all of that comes 01:32:44.370 --> 01:32:45.710 To you for free 01:32:45.710 --> 01:32:47.690 Nothing gets put behind a paywall 01:32:47.690 --> 01:32:49.650 There's no paid sponsors 01:32:49.650 --> 01:32:51.710 There's no outside advertising 01:32:51.710 --> 01:32:53.090 It's why you don't hear 01:32:53.710 --> 01:32:55.910 A whole bunch of ad reads 01:32:55.910 --> 01:32:57.410 Or promo code this 01:32:57.410 --> 01:32:59.530 Every time you see the show 01:32:59.530 --> 01:33:00.630 Instead 01:33:01.490 --> 01:33:04.230 It's you guys, if you see value in what we're doing 01:33:04.230 --> 01:33:05.670 If you like 01:33:05.670 --> 01:33:07.710 The content 01:33:08.330 --> 01:33:09.530 If you like getting 01:33:09.530 --> 01:33:12.530 Your information months to years in advance 01:33:12.530 --> 01:33:14.350 Before the rest of 01:33:14.350 --> 01:33:16.290 Media catches up with it 01:33:16.290 --> 01:33:18.690 The guests, the jokes, the thumbnails 01:33:18.690 --> 01:33:20.770 I create all of the thumbnail art 01:33:20.770 --> 01:33:22.150 By myself every day 01:33:22.830 --> 01:33:24.250 If you like that 01:33:24.250 --> 01:33:26.170 A bunch of ways you can show it 01:33:26.170 --> 01:33:28.010 Hit the like button, share the show out 01:33:28.010 --> 01:33:30.350 The algorithm doesn't like us 01:33:30.350 --> 01:33:32.590 But that doesn't mean that you can't 01:33:32.590 --> 01:33:34.190 Help us along the way 01:33:36.050 --> 01:33:37.730 If you make clips 01:33:38.350 --> 01:33:39.810 Throw them at us, tag us 01:33:39.810 --> 01:33:42.050 Drop them in the telegram 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here 01:34:19.270 --> 01:34:21.410 Anybody who sends me a tag 01:34:21.410 --> 01:34:23.670 Anything on social media 01:34:23.670 --> 01:34:25.210 That has to do with this show 01:34:25.210 --> 01:34:27.410 Whether it's your clips, word of mouth 01:34:27.410 --> 01:34:29.370 Or you want to make a comment or anything 01:34:29.370 --> 01:34:31.150 Positive or negative 01:34:31.150 --> 01:34:32.970 I will do my best to amplify it 01:34:32.970 --> 01:34:35.470 Because that's what I'm here to do 01:34:35.470 --> 01:34:37.150 You know, it's not about 01:34:38.110 --> 01:34:39.170 Necessarily the money 01:34:39.170 --> 01:34:41.490 But it is about word of mouth 01:34:41.490 --> 01:34:43.490 Always, so more than happy 01:34:43.490 --> 01:34:45.010 If you find me on social media 01:34:45.010 --> 01:34:46.990 More than happy, I think I'm at 01:34:46.990 --> 01:34:48.850 Ocelli effect on X, that's where 01:34:48.850 --> 01:34:50.170 I'm most active currently 01:34:51.650 --> 01:34:52.830 But I'm going to 01:34:52.830 --> 01:34:54.990 Reanimate my rumble channel 01:34:54.990 --> 01:34:57.090 And I want to carry any of the tags 01:34:57.090 --> 01:34:58.830 For am wake up and 01:34:58.830 --> 01:35:00.610 You know, slow news day and all that 01:35:00.610 --> 01:35:02.810 As best I can, so by all means 01:35:02.810 --> 01:35:04.250 Give it to me and I'll amplify it 01:35:04.250 --> 01:35:05.910 As best I can to maybe people that 01:35:06.670 --> 01:35:08.050 Haven't heard of the show yet 01:35:08.050 --> 01:35:09.850 And I love doing that 01:35:09.850 --> 01:35:12.170 So, you know, there's a free booster 01:35:12.170 --> 01:35:14.470 Anytime, please find me 01:35:14.470 --> 01:35:15.930 And do that so I can amplify 01:35:15.930 --> 01:35:17.210 Whether it's a call to action 01:35:17.210 --> 01:35:19.170 Or just simply spreading the word 01:35:19.170 --> 01:35:21.230 About something you found of use 01:35:22.270 --> 01:35:24.130 Either entertaining or informative 01:35:24.130 --> 01:35:25.970 I'll be more than happy to amplify 01:35:25.970 --> 01:35:27.190 It any way I can 01:35:27.190 --> 01:35:28.790 So I just want to throw in that note 01:35:28.790 --> 01:35:30.810 And by all means, I don't want to interrupt anymore 01:35:31.870 --> 01:35:34.150 Well, and just another thing 01:35:34.150 --> 01:35:35.950 Like the show does, you know 01:35:35.950 --> 01:35:37.430 Do stuff seven days a week 01:35:37.430 --> 01:35:38.990 I do stuff seven days a week 01:35:39.650 --> 01:35:41.250 People do not 01:35:42.650 --> 01:35:43.910 Support the show 01:35:43.910 --> 01:35:45.470 Friday, Saturday and Sunday 01:35:46.350 --> 01:35:48.550 Like the only window 01:35:48.550 --> 01:35:50.010 It seems 01:35:50.010 --> 01:35:52.390 For value for value 01:35:52.390 --> 01:35:53.970 Contributions are the couple 01:35:53.970 --> 01:35:55.670 Of hours a day that we're live 01:35:55.670 --> 01:35:58.430 Monday through Thursday and that 01:36:00.130 --> 01:36:00.730 Sucks 01:36:01.630 --> 01:36:02.110 I 01:36:03.370 --> 01:36:03.850 Can't 01:36:03.850 --> 01:36:06.070 I don't have a kind way 01:36:06.610 --> 01:36:07.830 Of saying that, that sucks 01:36:07.830 --> 01:36:09.870 If you dig the show and you want to see it again 01:36:11.010 --> 01:36:12.690 There's got to be participation 01:36:12.690 --> 01:36:13.790 In the value for value 01:36:13.790 --> 01:36:14.790 Otherwise it's fucking 01:36:14.790 --> 01:36:17.450 It's done everything that's been built up 01:36:17.450 --> 01:36:18.550 And around it is done 01:36:18.550 --> 01:36:19.650 The carnivals are done 01:36:19.650 --> 01:36:21.450 All of that shit, it's all 01:36:21.450 --> 01:36:23.250 Fucking, it's all done 01:36:23.910 --> 01:36:26.070 And they're flat the fuck out 01:36:26.070 --> 01:36:28.330 More people than ever watching the show 01:36:28.330 --> 01:36:30.530 There's more people than ever in the telegram group 01:36:30.530 --> 01:36:31.910 And there's less people 01:36:31.910 --> 01:36:33.490 Than ever contributing to the show 01:36:33.490 --> 01:36:35.090 And it's gonna fucking die 01:36:35.090 --> 01:36:36.770 If you don't give a shit 01:36:36.770 --> 01:36:38.930 So you need to give a shit 01:36:40.930 --> 01:36:41.670 That's all 01:36:41.670 --> 01:36:43.410 There is to it 01:36:44.290 --> 01:36:45.950 It's wild to watch 01:36:45.950 --> 01:36:47.470 All of the numbers go up 01:36:47.470 --> 01:36:49.350 And watch the people participating 01:36:49.350 --> 01:36:50.930 In the value for value 01:36:50.930 --> 01:36:53.730 Not just go down, but crash 01:36:53.730 --> 01:36:56.070 There hasn't been a single person 01:36:56.070 --> 01:36:57.770 That's done like 01:36:57.770 --> 01:36:59.630 A large donation in like 01:36:59.630 --> 01:37:00.310 Ten months 01:37:01.410 --> 01:37:02.970 That's fucking crazy 01:37:04.310 --> 01:37:05.430 And it's brutal 01:37:06.770 --> 01:37:08.410 Yeah, it's a weird assumption 01:37:08.410 --> 01:37:09.770 Your numbers 01:37:09.770 --> 01:37:10.530 Climb brother 01:37:10.530 --> 01:37:13.530 People start to think, alright, he's doing well 01:37:13.530 --> 01:37:15.870 So he doesn't need my five bucks 01:37:15.870 --> 01:37:17.390 Or whatever it is 01:37:17.390 --> 01:37:19.190 Or he doesn't need my word of mouth 01:37:19.190 --> 01:37:20.290 Because people are hearing it 01:37:20.290 --> 01:37:22.230 Look, I can tell you 01:37:22.230 --> 01:37:23.830 From experience 01:37:23.830 --> 01:37:26.290 That, you know, my ratios 01:37:26.290 --> 01:37:27.590 Of people participating 01:37:28.130 --> 01:37:29.530 Didn't go up that much 01:37:29.530 --> 01:37:31.170 When I had an audience guaranteed 01:37:31.170 --> 01:37:33.530 My downloads were around, you know, 100,000 people 01:37:33.530 --> 01:37:34.590 For audio podcasts 01:37:34.590 --> 01:37:36.610 And I was happy with that 01:37:37.190 --> 01:37:39.850 But it didn't raise up the people participating 01:37:39.850 --> 01:37:42.050 It just rose up the people that were 01:37:42.050 --> 01:37:42.970 Passively listening 01:37:42.970 --> 01:37:45.690 So if you want this to continue 01:37:46.070 --> 01:37:47.710 And you want something to be 01:37:47.710 --> 01:37:48.810 Truly independent 01:37:49.500 --> 01:37:51.530 Yeah, it does mean that 01:37:51.530 --> 01:37:53.830 At all times, even when the numbers are up 01:37:53.830 --> 01:37:56.470 Are going up, that core base 01:37:56.470 --> 01:37:57.850 Is very rare 01:37:57.850 --> 01:37:59.760 You're a very rare individual 01:38:00.530 --> 01:38:02.730 If you're participating as a producer 01:38:02.730 --> 01:38:04.090 Executive producer 01:38:04.090 --> 01:38:06.570 A funder, whatever it is you want to call it 01:38:06.570 --> 01:38:07.190 Contributor 01:38:07.710 --> 01:38:09.530 In any way shape or form 01:38:09.530 --> 01:38:10.970 You're a rare individual 01:38:10.970 --> 01:38:13.430 And you are absolutely needed and appreciated 01:38:13.430 --> 01:38:16.010 And I can tell you that from my own experience 01:38:16.010 --> 01:38:18.630 And I'm sure Steve's not going to argue with me about this 01:38:18.630 --> 01:38:20.290 We might see art differently 01:38:20.290 --> 01:38:22.230 But we're not going to see this 01:38:22.230 --> 01:38:24.470 Structure of this thing in the way it actually runs 01:38:24.470 --> 01:38:26.890 Any differently than the reality that is 01:38:26.890 --> 01:38:28.870 So don't think for a moment 01:38:28.870 --> 01:38:30.650 That, oh, that show's getting big 01:38:30.650 --> 01:38:32.450 They don't need my little 01:38:32.450 --> 01:38:34.730 No, no, no, at all times 01:38:34.730 --> 01:38:36.250 It is a constant 01:38:36.250 --> 01:38:38.090 Because the battle 01:38:38.090 --> 01:38:40.610 For cutting through this entire 01:38:40.610 --> 01:38:42.350 You know, white noise infrastructure 01:38:42.350 --> 01:38:45.010 That's presented to you via the corporate media 01:38:45.010 --> 01:38:47.650 Is a 24-7 business 01:38:47.650 --> 01:38:48.710 It doesn't rest 01:38:48.710 --> 01:38:50.750 So we never cease 01:38:50.750 --> 01:38:53.010 To need your assistance 01:38:53.010 --> 01:38:55.070 In this and your participation 01:38:55.070 --> 01:38:57.130 So, you know, Steve 01:38:57.130 --> 01:38:58.710 Argue with me, correct me if you like 01:38:58.710 --> 01:39:00.750 No, man, there's never a moment 01:39:00.750 --> 01:39:02.270 When it's not 01:39:03.030 --> 01:39:04.390 Tremendously appreciated 01:39:04.390 --> 01:39:06.650 There's never a moment when it's not 01:39:06.650 --> 01:39:08.290 100% 01:39:09.010 --> 01:39:09.670 Needed, man 01:39:09.670 --> 01:39:12.290 We've talked about it on the show before 01:39:12.290 --> 01:39:13.950 But you could easily drop 01:39:13.950 --> 01:39:16.690 30, 40 grand on the show 01:39:16.690 --> 01:39:18.810 And there wouldn't be much to show for it 01:39:18.810 --> 01:39:20.130 All it would do was like 01:39:20.130 --> 01:39:21.930 Solve a couple of problems 01:39:21.930 --> 01:39:24.110 And bring us back up to maybe 01:39:24.110 --> 01:39:25.470 Zero or even 01:39:26.050 --> 01:39:27.910 And you get your head above water 01:39:27.910 --> 01:39:29.650 For like 10 seconds 01:39:29.650 --> 01:39:31.890 And then you get right back to being 01:39:31.890 --> 01:39:32.810 Stamped down on 01:39:32.810 --> 01:39:36.010 Every little bit 01:39:36.010 --> 01:39:37.910 Is so fucking appreciated 01:39:37.910 --> 01:39:40.150 And, you know, valued 01:39:40.150 --> 01:39:40.990 On this end 01:39:41.730 --> 01:39:44.170 They're just, they're flat the fuck out 01:39:44.170 --> 01:39:46.270 Need to be, you know, more people 01:39:46.270 --> 01:39:47.550 Who participate 01:39:47.550 --> 01:39:50.050 And if you've been watching the show for a long time 01:39:50.050 --> 01:39:51.310 And you haven't 01:39:51.310 --> 01:39:53.910 You know, no agenda would say 01:39:53.910 --> 01:39:55.190 Stop being a douchebag 01:39:56.350 --> 01:39:57.850 We would say, you know 01:39:57.850 --> 01:40:00.370 It's probably time, it's probably time 01:40:01.330 --> 01:40:01.870 Because 01:40:01.870 --> 01:40:03.910 If there's, you know, ever been a point 01:40:03.910 --> 01:40:06.270 Where it's like 01:40:06.270 --> 01:40:08.550 Do or die every day 01:40:08.550 --> 01:40:10.730 We're fucking, we're right there 01:40:10.730 --> 01:40:12.650 And when people 01:40:12.650 --> 01:40:14.650 Just forget that 01:40:14.650 --> 01:40:17.170 You know, the show exists 01:40:17.170 --> 01:40:19.350 Over the entire weekend 01:40:19.350 --> 01:40:22.030 When the vast majority of the people 01:40:22.030 --> 01:40:23.630 Spend the most of their money 01:40:23.630 --> 01:40:25.230 Just on survival shit 01:40:25.230 --> 01:40:26.470 Not on anything fun 01:40:26.470 --> 01:40:27.710 You know 01:40:28.470 --> 01:40:29.390 It's a 01:40:30.230 --> 01:40:31.990 Especially a kick in the dick 01:40:32.730 --> 01:40:34.890 You know, even after 01:40:34.890 --> 01:40:36.830 Like one of the best weeks 01:40:36.830 --> 01:40:38.390 Of shows that we've had 01:40:38.390 --> 01:40:39.890 In a little while 01:40:39.890 --> 01:40:42.230 You know, and so it's like 01:40:42.230 --> 01:40:44.370 Ah, well fuck, you know 01:40:44.370 --> 01:40:46.970 Alright, alright, that's what it is 01:40:46.970 --> 01:40:48.310 So that's what it is 01:40:50.070 --> 01:40:52.810 And I can't stress this enough 01:40:52.810 --> 01:40:55.010 Dude, I appreciate every single way 01:40:55.010 --> 01:40:56.210 That everybody donates 01:40:56.830 --> 01:40:58.990 The way that the turnarounds 01:40:58.990 --> 01:41:00.650 Go, like if you 01:41:00.650 --> 01:41:01.910 Wanted the show to see 01:41:02.970 --> 01:41:05.030 Any sort of value for value 01:41:05.030 --> 01:41:06.810 Today or overnight 01:41:06.810 --> 01:41:09.650 It's the direct donate links 01:41:09.650 --> 01:41:11.470 If you want the show to see it 01:41:11.470 --> 01:41:13.490 Next week, give's and go 01:41:13.490 --> 01:41:16.330 If you want the show to see it 01:41:16.330 --> 01:41:17.490 In two and a half months 01:41:18.670 --> 01:41:20.030 Tip through rumble 01:41:20.030 --> 01:41:22.170 But it takes 01:41:22.170 --> 01:41:23.990 Like the longest turnaround 01:41:24.970 --> 01:41:26.290 For all of this 01:41:26.290 --> 01:41:27.250 Is give's and go 01:41:27.250 --> 01:41:28.730 The quickest turnaround 01:41:28.730 --> 01:41:31.290 Is the cash out paypal 01:41:31.290 --> 01:41:32.110 Venmo 01:41:33.270 --> 01:41:34.950 And buy me a ko-fi 01:41:34.950 --> 01:41:35.770 The ko-fi 01:41:35.770 --> 01:41:38.610 But yeah, so give's and go 01:41:38.610 --> 01:41:39.210 Takes a week 01:41:40.210 --> 01:41:41.650 All of the other stuff 01:41:41.650 --> 01:41:43.110 More or less immediate 01:41:43.110 --> 01:41:46.130 And then the non-recommended 01:41:46.130 --> 01:41:47.510 Tipping through rumble 01:41:47.510 --> 01:41:48.630 That's about a two and a half 01:41:48.630 --> 01:41:49.870 For three and a half months turnaround 01:41:52.470 --> 01:41:53.690 And that's how that works 01:41:53.690 --> 01:41:54.870 And there are some people 01:41:54.870 --> 01:41:56.710 That I do need to thank 01:41:57.510 --> 01:41:59.430 And definitely would love 01:41:59.430 --> 01:42:00.990 To be able to thank more people 01:42:00.990 --> 01:42:02.030 By the end of the show 01:42:02.030 --> 01:42:04.850 Because boy oh boy are we fucked otherwise 01:42:07.410 --> 01:42:08.650 Let's see 01:42:09.750 --> 01:42:10.770 Lou G 01:42:11.310 --> 01:42:12.330 Thank you 01:42:14.070 --> 01:42:15.810 Shane and Alex 01:42:15.810 --> 01:42:17.250 Florian 01:42:17.250 --> 01:42:19.250 Shane with the loan 01:42:20.210 --> 01:42:21.850 Gunman over the weekend 01:42:21.850 --> 01:42:22.950 Appreciate you brother 01:42:22.950 --> 01:42:24.830 And Eric Delaney 01:42:24.830 --> 01:42:26.010 Thank you 01:42:28.130 --> 01:42:28.930 And yeah 01:42:28.930 --> 01:42:30.250 Again would love 01:42:30.250 --> 01:42:32.230 To be able to thank more people 01:42:32.230 --> 01:42:34.150 Because holy fuck is it 01:42:34.750 --> 01:42:36.050 We're under the gun 01:42:37.290 --> 01:42:37.890 And 01:42:37.890 --> 01:42:38.610 Yeah 01:42:40.250 --> 01:42:41.790 That's all there is to it 01:42:41.790 --> 01:42:43.410 So it's a 01:42:44.010 --> 01:42:46.090 Been a shit 01:42:46.090 --> 01:42:47.470 Fucking set of days 01:42:48.950 --> 01:42:50.150 Over here 01:42:50.890 --> 01:42:51.490 With 01:42:52.010 --> 01:42:54.390 Massive amounts of fucking stress 01:42:54.390 --> 01:42:55.310 And 01:42:56.990 --> 01:42:58.450 Really shouldn't be that way 01:42:58.450 --> 01:42:59.810 Doesn't have to be this way 01:43:00.370 --> 01:43:02.910 No fucking reason why it is this way 01:43:03.890 --> 01:43:04.410 So 01:43:04.410 --> 01:43:05.810 Let's all fucking 01:43:07.170 --> 01:43:08.130 Change that 01:43:09.750 --> 01:43:10.670 Boy does this 01:43:10.670 --> 01:43:11.510 Fucking blow 01:43:14.390 --> 01:43:14.910 Yeah 01:43:17.270 --> 01:43:18.430 I don't know dude 01:43:19.470 --> 01:43:21.050 I'll be in a good position in a second 01:43:22.830 --> 01:43:24.130 I'm keeping my mouth shut 01:43:24.130 --> 01:43:25.550 Because you know a couple of things 01:43:26.270 --> 01:43:27.410 One is that 01:43:27.410 --> 01:43:29.030 Look I could give you a list of grievances 01:43:29.030 --> 01:43:30.270 And things I need to do 01:43:30.270 --> 01:43:33.410 And I'm not even running down the list 01:43:33.410 --> 01:43:34.810 Nobody wants to hear that shit 01:43:36.630 --> 01:43:37.070 Right 01:43:37.070 --> 01:43:38.150 Nobody wants to hear it 01:43:38.150 --> 01:43:40.530 But that is the struggle 01:43:40.530 --> 01:43:42.730 And that doesn't cease to be the struggle 01:43:43.290 --> 01:43:45.870 You know if you're not getting the pay off 01:43:45.870 --> 01:43:46.870 From you know 01:43:46.870 --> 01:43:47.510 Spotify 01:43:48.290 --> 01:43:50.410 Or freaking you don't get a Netflix deal 01:43:50.410 --> 01:43:50.950 Guess what 01:43:51.610 --> 01:43:54.050 You know you're constantly on the grind 01:43:54.050 --> 01:43:56.590 So it just is the reality of this thing 01:43:56.590 --> 01:43:57.870 And it's sad but it's true 01:43:57.870 --> 01:44:00.190 Same time I'm sitting here 01:44:00.190 --> 01:44:01.750 Wondering if you're still checking in 01:44:01.750 --> 01:44:02.610 On the dabble verse 01:44:03.310 --> 01:44:04.850 And what else we're going to get to 01:44:04.850 --> 01:44:07.170 Because this is a unique show 01:44:07.170 --> 01:44:08.790 And I hope that the people that are 01:44:10.390 --> 01:44:11.850 Participating fully appreciate 01:44:11.850 --> 01:44:13.550 That they are getting something unique 01:44:14.050 --> 01:44:14.790 Out of you 01:44:14.790 --> 01:44:16.270 You know so 01:44:16.790 --> 01:44:17.630 There you go 01:44:18.610 --> 01:44:19.630 Sometimes you 01:44:19.630 --> 01:44:21.950 Don't feel like it's being 01:44:22.930 --> 01:44:23.570 Recognized 01:44:23.570 --> 01:44:25.630 So I get it 01:44:25.630 --> 01:44:27.570 Yeah no it's fucking 01:44:28.390 --> 01:44:29.030 It's 01:44:29.990 --> 01:44:31.970 19 or 20 hours a day 01:44:31.970 --> 01:44:33.930 And I don't want to get into 01:44:33.930 --> 01:44:35.590 What that breaks down to 01:44:36.650 --> 01:44:38.470 Has an hourly rate 01:44:38.470 --> 01:44:41.350 Before we get into the dabble verse thing 01:44:41.350 --> 01:44:42.790 Eddie Murphy with Puppets 01:44:44.570 --> 01:44:45.130 With 01:44:45.130 --> 01:44:46.870 Richard Pryor and Bill Cosby 01:44:46.870 --> 01:44:47.390 Puppets 01:44:49.090 --> 01:44:50.310 I love this 01:44:50.310 --> 01:44:52.210 What do you say to your mother 01:44:52.570 --> 01:44:54.770 When she gives her bowl of jello pudding 01:44:57.370 --> 01:44:59.010 I don't give a fuck 01:45:06.400 --> 01:45:08.440 No pussy see I didn't 01:45:08.440 --> 01:45:10.300 Put a pill in the people's chocolate 01:45:10.980 --> 01:45:12.380 You know you put 01:45:12.380 --> 01:45:13.660 That pill in the chocolate menu 01:45:16.440 --> 01:45:17.000 Well 01:45:19.220 --> 01:45:19.740 Eddie 01:45:20.320 --> 01:45:21.300 See there you go 01:45:21.300 --> 01:45:23.720 An example of the rich guy 01:45:23.720 --> 01:45:23.980 Doing 01:45:24.840 --> 01:45:27.280 The rich guy doing the art and has 01:45:27.280 --> 01:45:29.100 The puppets and how I'd be so much 01:45:29.100 --> 01:45:30.980 More impressed with a guy doing 01:45:30.980 --> 01:45:33.060 An Eddie Murphy impersonation 01:45:33.060 --> 01:45:35.160 Between two hand built puppets 01:45:35.160 --> 01:45:36.940 But we already had this discussion 01:45:36.940 --> 01:45:37.960 Earlier didn't we 01:45:39.520 --> 01:45:40.040 So 01:45:42.220 --> 01:45:42.740 Yeah 01:45:43.460 --> 01:45:43.980 Uh 01:45:44.660 --> 01:45:45.960 Yes I am an asshole 01:45:45.960 --> 01:45:47.020 But not professionally 01:45:47.660 --> 01:45:48.620 So um 01:45:48.620 --> 01:45:51.260 Can you do a better Richard Pryor 01:45:51.260 --> 01:45:52.000 Than Eddie Murphy 01:45:54.700 --> 01:45:55.180 Uh 01:45:55.180 --> 01:45:56.900 I don't know I've never tried do you 01:45:56.900 --> 01:45:58.760 Really want me to attempt that on your area 01:45:58.760 --> 01:46:00.280 I mean work on it on your downtime 01:46:00.280 --> 01:46:01.260 You know 01:46:02.120 --> 01:46:04.000 Can you do a better Cosby 01:46:04.960 --> 01:46:06.520 There are people that can do 01:46:06.520 --> 01:46:08.240 Equally good if not 01:46:08.240 --> 01:46:10.580 Better Cosby's than Eddie Murphy 01:46:10.580 --> 01:46:11.720 He is good though 01:46:11.720 --> 01:46:12.520 The 01:46:13.260 --> 01:46:16.120 Have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up 01:46:16.120 --> 01:46:18.020 Bit that is 01:46:19.120 --> 01:46:19.740 Brilliant 01:46:20.580 --> 01:46:21.560 Absolutely brilliant 01:46:22.540 --> 01:46:24.620 They told him to do that because 01:46:24.620 --> 01:46:25.640 He likes trannies 01:46:25.640 --> 01:46:26.860 That's funny 01:46:28.370 --> 01:46:29.800 Eddie Murphy Raw 01:46:30.350 --> 01:46:32.200 Yeah Eddie Murphy Raw is a 01:46:32.200 --> 01:46:33.580 Timeless classic and 01:46:33.580 --> 01:46:36.180 Yeah never forget that he's the guy who 01:46:36.180 --> 01:46:36.600 You know 01:46:36.600 --> 01:46:38.740 Suddenly got busted 01:46:38.740 --> 01:46:39.460 With a tranny 01:46:40.480 --> 01:46:42.100 Prostitute who just needed to ride home 01:46:42.100 --> 01:46:43.640 From the liquor store or something you know 01:46:44.320 --> 01:46:45.300 Uh yeah 01:46:45.300 --> 01:46:46.480 And uh 01:46:48.720 --> 01:46:49.840 Eddie Murphy 01:46:50.600 --> 01:46:52.080 Let's see um 01:46:52.080 --> 01:46:54.360 I didn't really 01:46:54.360 --> 01:46:56.680 Get much of a chance 01:46:57.780 --> 01:46:59.700 To check in 01:47:02.180 --> 01:47:04.240 With the dabble verse 01:47:04.240 --> 01:47:05.380 Too much I was trying 01:47:05.380 --> 01:47:06.660 What I caught 01:47:07.980 --> 01:47:09.600 Was not surprising 01:47:10.240 --> 01:47:11.320 To me 01:47:12.240 --> 01:47:14.200 Stut Joe has 01:47:14.200 --> 01:47:15.000 Uh 01:47:16.100 --> 01:47:17.940 He's burned down 01:47:17.940 --> 01:47:19.660 His relationship 01:47:20.240 --> 01:47:21.700 With uh what's your name 01:47:21.800 --> 01:47:22.260 Keanu 01:47:23.860 --> 01:47:25.900 Oh yeah peon you now 01:47:25.900 --> 01:47:27.660 Right piss face 01:47:27.660 --> 01:47:30.460 Yeah I think that's what they're 01:47:30.460 --> 01:47:32.360 Lovingly referring to her as 01:47:32.360 --> 01:47:33.200 Uh 01:47:33.200 --> 01:47:35.780 Gino Bisconti's wife 01:47:36.360 --> 01:47:37.160 And 01:47:37.160 --> 01:47:40.200 He had a complete and total meltdown 01:47:40.200 --> 01:47:41.700 Uh 01:47:42.360 --> 01:47:43.520 Keanu 01:47:44.360 --> 01:47:46.360 Went on one of 01:47:46.360 --> 01:47:47.820 The dabble verse shows 01:47:48.360 --> 01:47:50.480 Talked about how 01:47:50.480 --> 01:47:52.680 Hammered drunk 01:47:52.680 --> 01:47:54.420 John was trying to 01:47:54.420 --> 01:47:56.080 Get her in his car 01:47:56.080 --> 01:47:58.080 After the 01:47:58.080 --> 01:48:00.160 I think Allentown gig 01:48:01.100 --> 01:48:01.660 And 01:48:01.940 --> 01:48:03.120 And then she described 01:48:03.120 --> 01:48:05.920 A lot of his creeptastic 01:48:05.920 --> 01:48:07.720 Predator-like behavior 01:48:07.720 --> 01:48:10.500 And locking a door and sending people out of the room 01:48:10.500 --> 01:48:12.240 And kind of insisting 01:48:12.240 --> 01:48:14.320 That it was predatory or creepy right 01:48:15.280 --> 01:48:16.240 Yeah of course 01:48:16.240 --> 01:48:18.500 Like but I was trying to be nice to you 01:48:18.500 --> 01:48:19.060 Uh 01:48:20.580 --> 01:48:22.380 And the funny thing is 01:48:22.380 --> 01:48:23.380 It's like 01:48:24.080 --> 01:48:25.580 This is oblivious 01:48:25.580 --> 01:48:27.320 Showing you it's oblivious 01:48:27.320 --> 01:48:29.400 That's really the theme this week 01:48:29.400 --> 01:48:31.240 Also Guerrillo has now 01:48:31.240 --> 01:48:33.220 Entered the fray and he's trying 01:48:33.220 --> 01:48:35.160 To re-launch his podcast while 01:48:35.160 --> 01:48:37.060 He's waiting on a job or something 01:48:37.060 --> 01:48:40.040 So he's like I really don't want to be in the dabble verse 01:48:40.680 --> 01:48:43.040 Oh Steve Guerrillo who used to be 01:48:43.040 --> 01:48:44.020 On our search also 01:48:44.020 --> 01:48:45.820 Oh okay okay 01:48:46.880 --> 01:48:48.860 Been a while since he was here 01:48:50.340 --> 01:48:51.840 Yeah but he's stumbled 01:48:51.840 --> 01:48:53.180 Into a lot of things Guerrillo 01:48:53.180 --> 01:48:55.360 Like he actually made you know a cast appearance 01:48:55.360 --> 01:48:57.020 You know as a background player 01:48:57.020 --> 01:48:58.560 And the Sopranos at one point 01:48:59.100 --> 01:49:00.760 He actually took his thing 01:49:00.760 --> 01:49:02.040 And went a little place 01:49:02.040 --> 01:49:04.640 Being more clueless than John 01:49:05.350 --> 01:49:07.220 But recognizing that he was just 01:49:07.220 --> 01:49:08.480 Kind of an all around guy 01:49:08.480 --> 01:49:10.020 Who just wanted to work in the industry 01:49:10.020 --> 01:49:12.780 So his life trajectory has been a little different 01:49:13.230 --> 01:49:15.140 But he's sort of re-entered the dabble verse 01:49:15.140 --> 01:49:17.680 And refused to bash John 01:49:17.680 --> 01:49:19.040 But the big news 01:49:19.040 --> 01:49:21.480 Would be the big angry 01:49:22.240 --> 01:49:23.260 Breakup with Ava 01:49:23.260 --> 01:49:25.000 Whatever you know Ava Ava 01:49:25.000 --> 01:49:26.620 Whatever the angry dude with tits 01:49:26.620 --> 01:49:29.160 I thought they sorted 01:49:29.160 --> 01:49:30.260 That out from 01:49:31.080 --> 01:49:33.100 Yeah I was like watching 01:49:33.100 --> 01:49:35.180 A little bit of them 01:49:35.180 --> 01:49:36.540 Talking about that this morning 01:49:36.540 --> 01:49:38.720 It sounded like they made backup but maybe not 01:49:38.720 --> 01:49:39.300 Maybe not 01:49:40.840 --> 01:49:42.900 Well it could be that I haven't caught up 01:49:42.900 --> 01:49:44.520 Or it could be that they're releasing old stuff 01:49:44.520 --> 01:49:46.980 But the thing is as I understand 01:49:46.980 --> 01:49:48.940 They were kind of on the outs 01:49:48.940 --> 01:49:51.040 And you know John 01:49:51.700 --> 01:49:53.020 Surprisingly is not doing 01:49:53.020 --> 01:49:54.460 Oh you stabbed me in the back 01:49:54.460 --> 01:49:57.100 You dumb slut you're a whore now 01:49:57.100 --> 01:49:58.320 The other day it was like 01:49:58.320 --> 01:49:59.960 You're so beautiful Keanu 01:49:59.960 --> 01:50:02.680 You're so wonderful but since you said that 01:50:02.680 --> 01:50:04.140 About me you're a dirty whore 01:50:05.100 --> 01:50:06.240 His usual turn 01:50:07.000 --> 01:50:07.520 Yeah 01:50:08.520 --> 01:50:10.280 Interestingly he doesn't treat Ava 01:50:10.280 --> 01:50:11.940 Like other women 01:50:11.940 --> 01:50:13.320 That he has a falling out with 01:50:13.320 --> 01:50:15.960 I mean I can't 01:50:19.980 --> 01:50:21.020 I can't 01:50:21.020 --> 01:50:22.560 That guy's paranoid 01:50:22.560 --> 01:50:24.300 Of running afoul 01:50:24.960 --> 01:50:26.160 Of the 01:50:27.020 --> 01:50:28.000 You know 01:50:28.000 --> 01:50:31.000 The trans community being on the other side 01:50:31.000 --> 01:50:33.160 Of that in any way shape 01:50:33.160 --> 01:50:33.920 Or form 01:50:35.020 --> 01:50:36.760 But yeah it's 01:50:36.760 --> 01:50:38.240 It's wild like 01:50:39.020 --> 01:50:40.780 It's wild watching 01:50:40.780 --> 01:50:42.960 The various different implosions 01:50:42.960 --> 01:50:44.720 Because there's so much 01:50:44.720 --> 01:50:46.200 Overlay 01:50:46.680 --> 01:50:47.160 Between 01:50:48.060 --> 01:50:48.640 John 01:50:49.940 --> 01:50:51.100 Whitney Cummings 01:50:51.100 --> 01:50:52.580 Billy Burr 01:50:53.160 --> 01:50:54.620 And Greg Opie Hughes 01:50:55.820 --> 01:50:57.260 Like they're all just 01:50:57.260 --> 01:50:59.260 The weird thing about this 01:50:59.260 --> 01:51:00.920 Yeah the weird thing about this 01:51:00.920 --> 01:51:02.860 The overall weird thing about this to me 01:51:02.860 --> 01:51:04.940 Is I know what you're saying about 01:51:04.940 --> 01:51:06.260 You know like there's this 01:51:07.010 --> 01:51:08.840 Oh he can't run afoul of Ava 01:51:08.840 --> 01:51:10.900 Because you know it's trans 01:51:10.900 --> 01:51:13.140 So therefore it's a problem 01:51:13.140 --> 01:51:14.460 Just being trans in general 01:51:14.460 --> 01:51:16.040 You have to you know use kid gloves 01:51:16.040 --> 01:51:17.880 And also act like it's normal 01:51:18.220 --> 01:51:20.320 At the same time to be trans etc 01:51:20.320 --> 01:51:22.940 Because he has to do that because of the default 01:51:22.940 --> 01:51:23.840 You know 01:51:24.500 --> 01:51:25.060 Democratic 01:51:25.060 --> 01:51:28.220 Sudo liberal that he's supposed to be 01:51:28.220 --> 01:51:29.020 Nowadays right 01:51:29.020 --> 01:51:32.200 And also because of his own family issues etc etc 01:51:32.200 --> 01:51:34.540 Okay well but the funny thing 01:51:34.540 --> 01:51:36.340 Is that all throughout this 01:51:36.340 --> 01:51:37.200 What does he do 01:51:37.200 --> 01:51:40.040 His name calling insults for his enemies 01:51:40.040 --> 01:51:42.440 Or all about feminizing dudes 01:51:42.440 --> 01:51:45.100 You know it's like 01:51:45.100 --> 01:51:46.420 This guy is 01:51:46.420 --> 01:51:47.880 You know Lady Kay 01:51:48.440 --> 01:51:49.820 This guy's pinky 01:51:50.390 --> 01:51:51.880 It's all about you know 01:51:52.390 --> 01:51:54.570 Turning their masculinity into femininity 01:51:54.960 --> 01:51:56.340 As an insult 01:51:56.340 --> 01:51:58.180 While simultaneously saying 01:51:58.180 --> 01:52:00.740 You can't insult people from the 01:52:01.560 --> 01:52:02.340 LGTBQ 01:52:02.340 --> 01:52:04.400 And he can't even get halfway through it 01:52:04.400 --> 01:52:06.080 You know trying to be 01:52:06.080 --> 01:52:06.900 I'm an ally 01:52:06.900 --> 01:52:10.000 He's doing that while simultaneously 01:52:10.000 --> 01:52:12.280 Still just stopping short of calling 01:52:12.280 --> 01:52:13.820 These guys you know faggots 01:52:13.820 --> 01:52:14.640 Basically 01:52:14.640 --> 01:52:18.040 And it's funny because he used to just straight up 01:52:18.040 --> 01:52:19.920 Do that now he's learned enough to restrain 01:52:19.920 --> 01:52:20.820 That 01:52:20.820 --> 01:52:23.040 But everything's about your gay 01:52:23.760 --> 01:52:25.820 That's all of his insults is your gay 01:52:25.820 --> 01:52:27.900 Basically Lady Kay 01:52:27.900 --> 01:52:29.140 Is Carl with a K 01:52:29.140 --> 01:52:31.620 Okay just do it 01:52:31.620 --> 01:52:32.920 You know he mocks him 01:52:32.920 --> 01:52:35.360 With the feminized just do it 01:52:35.760 --> 01:52:37.100 Right and then 01:52:37.100 --> 01:52:39.160 It's just the most bizarre thing 01:52:39.160 --> 01:52:41.080 To watch somebody talk out of both sides 01:52:41.080 --> 01:52:42.980 Of their mouth when neither side 01:52:42.980 --> 01:52:44.420 Of their mouth functions properly 01:52:44.420 --> 01:52:45.780 I mean it's hilarious 01:52:45.780 --> 01:52:47.860 So I don't know man 01:52:47.860 --> 01:52:49.820 I don't know where it stands with Aver 01:52:49.820 --> 01:52:52.400 But it looks to me like 01:52:52.400 --> 01:52:55.080 That's the falling out that he doesn't want to have happen 01:52:55.080 --> 01:52:57.160 And it may be for a practical reason 01:52:57.160 --> 01:52:58.800 Because he might have let 01:52:58.800 --> 01:53:00.980 Abba get close enough 01:53:00.980 --> 01:53:03.400 That maybe there's too much dirt 01:53:03.400 --> 01:53:05.260 That Abba could release 01:53:05.260 --> 01:53:08.020 So it's like the unspoken black male 01:53:08.020 --> 01:53:09.080 Angle instead 01:53:09.080 --> 01:53:11.480 Not necessarily I got an ally 01:53:11.480 --> 01:53:12.760 But it might be 01:53:12.760 --> 01:53:14.280 Ava knows too much 01:53:14.280 --> 01:53:16.260 You know I don't know 01:53:16.260 --> 01:53:17.520 But that's my doubt 01:53:17.520 --> 01:53:20.600 We can update and so there you go 01:53:21.220 --> 01:53:22.420 Yeah it's 01:53:22.420 --> 01:53:25.180 And again you guys 01:53:25.180 --> 01:53:26.120 This is a sickness 01:53:26.120 --> 01:53:28.020 Don't ever be a part of it 01:53:28.020 --> 01:53:30.980 Don't find your way into it 01:53:32.160 --> 01:53:33.360 Not recommended 01:53:33.360 --> 01:53:34.260 Not recommended 01:53:34.260 --> 01:53:35.080 Can't look away 01:53:35.080 --> 01:53:39.400 I would be much more 01:53:39.400 --> 01:53:41.220 Proud of talking to you about my 7 years 01:53:41.220 --> 01:53:43.040 With an opioid addiction than this 01:53:43.040 --> 01:53:44.540 But you know it is 01:53:44.540 --> 01:53:45.800 Of course at all 01:53:47.140 --> 01:53:48.380 So you know 01:53:49.560 --> 01:53:50.200 Yeah 01:53:51.420 --> 01:53:52.340 It's fucking 01:53:52.340 --> 01:53:53.800 It's crazy it is 01:53:53.800 --> 01:53:56.280 I mean look 01:53:56.280 --> 01:53:59.560 There are people 01:53:59.560 --> 01:54:01.040 That have just 01:54:01.640 --> 01:54:02.840 Built this 01:54:02.840 --> 01:54:04.660 Perception of themselves 01:54:04.660 --> 01:54:06.840 Up so much that when it 01:54:06.840 --> 01:54:08.360 Inevitably does come 01:54:08.980 --> 01:54:10.780 Crashing down in front of them 01:54:10.780 --> 01:54:12.960 It's like everybody does slow down 01:54:12.960 --> 01:54:15.180 A little bit when there's an 18 car 01:54:15.180 --> 01:54:16.800 Pile up on the freeway that 01:54:16.800 --> 01:54:18.320 Involves a couple of motorcycles 01:54:18.320 --> 01:54:20.620 In a tractor trailer everybody does 01:54:20.620 --> 01:54:22.720 Like what the fuck 01:54:22.720 --> 01:54:24.860 For that and that's what this is 01:54:24.860 --> 01:54:27.140 It is and it's 01:54:27.140 --> 01:54:27.560 You know 01:54:27.560 --> 01:54:29.060 Well it's an entertainment 01:54:29.060 --> 01:54:30.800 Version of a 01:54:31.340 --> 01:54:32.760 What would we call that 01:54:32.760 --> 01:54:34.240 You know one of those 01:54:35.880 --> 01:54:37.220 Demolition derby for 01:54:37.220 --> 01:54:39.040 Red students I guess 01:54:39.380 --> 01:54:39.900 Oh yeah 01:54:41.800 --> 01:54:43.000 Special Olympics 01:54:43.340 --> 01:54:44.900 Demolition derby version of 01:54:45.440 --> 01:54:46.380 Entertainmentverse stuff is 01:54:46.380 --> 01:54:48.700 That's where a tricked out short bus 01:54:48.700 --> 01:54:49.800 Would really come in handy 01:54:50.620 --> 01:54:52.420 That's where it would come in handy 01:54:53.900 --> 01:54:55.420 The internet is 01:54:55.420 --> 01:54:57.000 A wonderful place 01:54:57.000 --> 01:54:58.340 This is war 01:54:58.340 --> 01:54:59.620 We're not at war 01:54:59.620 --> 01:55:01.800 This isn't a war 01:55:01.800 --> 01:55:03.940 War is a state of mind 01:55:03.940 --> 01:55:05.660 And in this case 01:55:05.660 --> 01:55:07.300 A literal war 01:55:09.240 --> 01:55:10.180 Mr. President 01:55:10.180 --> 01:55:12.260 You've said the war is quote very complete 01:55:12.260 --> 01:55:13.680 But your defense secretary says 01:55:13.680 --> 01:55:16.000 This is just the beginning so which is it 01:55:16.000 --> 01:55:17.280 Well I think you could say it both 01:55:17.280 --> 01:55:19.580 This end is the beginning 01:55:19.580 --> 01:55:21.440 Which is also the end 01:55:21.440 --> 01:55:23.480 Every new beginning 01:55:23.480 --> 01:55:25.500 Comes from some other beginnings 01:55:25.500 --> 01:55:26.340 End 01:55:27.240 --> 01:55:27.920 Closing time 01:55:27.920 --> 01:55:30.560 You just said it is a little 01:55:30.560 --> 01:55:33.020 Excursion and you said it is a war 01:55:33.020 --> 01:55:34.340 So which one is it 01:55:34.340 --> 01:55:36.000 Well it's both, it's both 01:55:36.000 --> 01:55:38.160 It's an excursion that 01:55:38.160 --> 01:55:40.360 Will keep us out of a war 01:55:40.360 --> 01:55:43.400 Sometimes to avoid a war 01:55:43.400 --> 01:55:45.660 You must fight a war 01:55:45.660 --> 01:55:47.200 For in that war 01:55:47.200 --> 01:55:48.020 You find 01:55:49.160 --> 01:55:49.800 Not 01:55:49.800 --> 01:55:50.660 A war 01:55:51.760 --> 01:55:53.320 Remember I'm the president of peace 01:55:53.860 --> 01:55:54.900 Peace and war 01:55:54.900 --> 01:55:57.100 Are they really so different 01:55:57.100 --> 01:55:59.800 I mean they are literally 01:55:59.800 --> 01:56:00.600 Opposites 01:56:02.380 --> 01:56:03.600 Where are they 01:56:08.110 --> 01:56:09.390 Yes 01:56:10.950 --> 01:56:11.590 That's 01:56:11.590 --> 01:56:13.010 Oh we lost Chuck 01:56:13.010 --> 01:56:15.930 He did say that they were having some 01:56:15.930 --> 01:56:17.070 Weather and he might 01:56:17.070 --> 01:56:19.550 He might be in and out so 01:56:19.550 --> 01:56:20.910 We'll 01:56:22.310 --> 01:56:23.490 We'll bring him 01:56:23.490 --> 01:56:24.150 Back up 01:56:24.150 --> 01:56:26.990 The moment he pops in 01:56:27.550 --> 01:56:28.090 Um 01:56:29.330 --> 01:56:30.870 Yeah what was it yeah 01:56:31.750 --> 01:56:33.190 Yeah rough weather 01:56:33.190 --> 01:56:35.070 So I guess 01:56:35.070 --> 01:56:37.430 The freaking midwest and east coast 01:56:37.430 --> 01:56:39.570 Is all just getting hammered 01:56:39.570 --> 01:56:41.170 So you know 01:56:41.910 --> 01:56:43.850 Get cozy you guys 01:56:43.850 --> 01:56:45.070 Get cozy 01:56:45.850 --> 01:56:46.570 Um 01:56:50.610 --> 01:56:51.690 And yeah 01:56:51.690 --> 01:56:52.250 Trump 01:56:54.790 --> 01:56:55.670 Again 01:56:55.670 --> 01:56:57.150 Whether or not 01:56:57.150 --> 01:56:58.370 He wants to admit 01:56:58.370 --> 01:57:00.370 That we're at war 01:57:01.510 --> 01:57:02.890 Happy to admit 01:57:03.550 --> 01:57:05.410 Who we're at 01:57:05.410 --> 01:57:07.610 War on behalf of 01:57:07.610 --> 01:57:08.490 Their energy 01:57:08.490 --> 01:57:12.130 I am sorry about the audio here 01:57:12.130 --> 01:57:13.250 It's taken from 01:57:13.250 --> 01:57:15.170 Trump force one 01:57:15.170 --> 01:57:17.150 It is difficult to hear 01:57:17.150 --> 01:57:19.390 It's spiked on every end on my 01:57:19.390 --> 01:57:21.170 End so you know 01:57:21.170 --> 01:57:23.110 Turn up a little bit if you 01:57:23.110 --> 01:57:23.510 Have to 01:57:32.470 --> 01:57:34.950 You could make the case 01:57:35.570 --> 01:57:37.270 Says Donald Trump 01:57:37.270 --> 01:57:39.430 That we don't need to be 01:57:39.430 --> 01:57:41.210 There at all let's see if this is 01:57:41.210 --> 01:57:42.850 Enhanced audio of that 01:57:43.910 --> 01:57:44.470 Nope 01:57:45.290 --> 01:57:47.250 Actually it's better over here 01:58:06.260 --> 01:58:07.400 Yeah 01:58:07.400 --> 01:58:09.300 Yeah we 01:58:09.300 --> 01:58:11.540 Fuck the audio dropped 01:58:11.540 --> 01:58:12.680 God damn it 01:58:13.500 --> 01:58:14.100 Um 01:58:16.260 --> 01:58:17.320 What he said 01:58:17.320 --> 01:58:19.000 Their last at the 01:58:19.000 --> 01:58:20.100 The end of it 01:58:22.220 --> 01:58:23.280 Was that 01:58:23.280 --> 01:58:25.800 We do it because we have very good allies 01:58:25.800 --> 01:58:27.400 In the Middle East here let me bring it back 01:58:27.400 --> 01:58:28.800 It's like we do it for habit 01:58:29.480 --> 01:58:31.860 But we also do it for some very good allies 01:58:31.860 --> 01:58:33.360 That we have in the Middle East 01:58:33.360 --> 01:58:35.560 It's almost like we do the war 01:58:35.560 --> 01:58:36.900 Because of habit 01:58:36.900 --> 01:58:39.360 But we also do it because 01:58:39.360 --> 01:58:41.140 We have very good allies 01:58:41.720 --> 01:58:43.000 In the Middle East 01:58:44.140 --> 01:58:44.900 Um 01:58:45.860 --> 01:58:47.420 That again is the 01:58:47.420 --> 01:58:49.420 President of the United States 01:58:49.420 --> 01:58:51.320 Telling you that 01:58:51.860 --> 01:58:53.600 He got the entire 01:58:53.600 --> 01:58:55.820 Country involved in a war 01:58:55.820 --> 01:58:57.660 On behalf 01:58:57.660 --> 01:58:59.140 Of 01:58:59.140 --> 01:59:00.200 Israel 01:59:01.380 --> 01:59:03.900 Not for any other reason 01:59:03.900 --> 01:59:05.340 Just 01:59:05.340 --> 01:59:06.400 Those guys 01:59:07.140 --> 01:59:08.660 And in case 01:59:08.660 --> 01:59:10.780 Anybody thought 01:59:10.780 --> 01:59:12.160 That 01:59:13.380 --> 01:59:15.200 You know 01:59:15.200 --> 01:59:17.220 Going to war in Iran 01:59:17.220 --> 01:59:18.700 Potentially risking 01:59:18.700 --> 01:59:20.440 A world war three 01:59:21.140 --> 01:59:21.800 While 01:59:23.400 --> 01:59:25.020 Still involved 01:59:25.020 --> 01:59:26.620 In both Ukraine 01:59:26.620 --> 01:59:27.360 And 01:59:28.460 --> 01:59:30.840 Plans to get involved in China 01:59:30.840 --> 01:59:32.500 Was going to slow him down 01:59:32.500 --> 01:59:34.420 From forming the 01:59:34.420 --> 01:59:36.400 North American Technique 01:59:36.400 --> 01:59:37.940 No, no sir 01:59:38.340 --> 01:59:39.280 No sir 01:59:41.100 --> 01:59:42.620 Let's uh 01:59:43.540 --> 01:59:44.740 Take a listen 01:59:44.740 --> 01:59:47.760 And let's do this commander in chief 01:59:48.360 --> 01:59:50.800 He did something people talked about doing 01:59:50.800 --> 01:59:53.320 You just wait for Cuba 01:59:53.320 --> 01:59:55.420 Cuba is a communist 01:59:55.420 --> 01:59:56.380 Dictatorship 01:59:56.380 --> 01:59:59.400 That's killed priests and nuns 01:59:59.400 --> 02:00:00.920 They prayed on their own people 02:00:01.920 --> 02:00:04.720 Y'all if you think 02:00:04.720 --> 02:00:05.920 You've seen 02:00:05.920 --> 02:00:07.700 Donald Trump 02:00:07.700 --> 02:00:10.260 United States military 02:00:11.040 --> 02:00:12.940 Blow up some motherfucking 02:00:12.940 --> 02:00:13.800 Brown people 02:00:13.800 --> 02:00:17.300 Just wait till we get our hands on Cuba 02:00:17.300 --> 02:00:18.240 You're next 02:00:18.240 --> 02:00:20.000 You know what Lindsey Graham 02:00:21.200 --> 02:00:23.240 Loves more than anything else 02:00:23.240 --> 02:00:25.360 It's the sweat 02:00:25.360 --> 02:00:26.500 Dripping off 02:00:27.160 --> 02:00:29.180 A delightful Cuban man 02:00:31.440 --> 02:00:34.100 Cubans don't care about the ladybugs 02:00:34.100 --> 02:00:35.560 They'll do anything 02:00:35.560 --> 02:00:36.340 Just 02:00:36.900 --> 02:00:38.440 Dangle a freaking 02:00:39.220 --> 02:00:40.400 Weeks worth of 02:00:41.240 --> 02:00:43.020 Weeks worth of protein 02:00:43.020 --> 02:00:43.900 In front of them 02:00:45.120 --> 02:00:47.040 And the hats that sweep up 02:00:47.040 --> 02:00:48.820 That sweet sweet sweat 02:00:51.440 --> 02:00:52.200 Lindsey 02:00:52.200 --> 02:00:53.720 Just can't 02:00:53.720 --> 02:00:54.780 Wait to bomb Cuba 02:00:54.780 --> 02:00:57.460 And he's in the bathroom with Howard Ludnick 02:00:59.000 --> 02:01:00.560 Their days are numbered 02:01:00.560 --> 02:01:02.500 We're gonna wake up one day 02:01:02.500 --> 02:01:03.780 I hope in 26 02:01:03.780 --> 02:01:06.620 In our backyard we're gonna have allies 02:01:06.620 --> 02:01:08.020 In these countries 02:01:08.020 --> 02:01:09.960 Doing business with America 02:01:10.500 --> 02:01:13.460 And if there's anything that Lindsey Graham knows 02:01:13.460 --> 02:01:14.940 It's doing business 02:01:14.940 --> 02:01:16.360 And somebody's backyard 02:01:17.760 --> 02:01:18.480 Not 02:01:18.480 --> 02:01:19.360 Narco terrorists 02:01:20.040 --> 02:01:20.860 Killing Americans 02:01:20.860 --> 02:01:23.140 This is a big frigging day 02:01:24.020 --> 02:01:25.900 It's a big frigging day 02:01:25.900 --> 02:01:28.540 For all of the Narco terrorists 02:01:28.540 --> 02:01:30.400 In Cuba. Does he think it's 02:01:30.400 --> 02:01:30.960 Scarface? 02:01:34.300 --> 02:01:36.440 I don't know what he thinks 02:01:36.440 --> 02:01:37.960 Cuba is outside of the 02:01:37.960 --> 02:01:39.140 Cubans in Florida 02:01:39.140 --> 02:01:41.760 I don't know. I just don't know 02:01:42.300 --> 02:01:43.280 It's hard to gauge 02:01:47.240 --> 02:01:49.040 The image of him 02:01:50.120 --> 02:01:50.720 Lurking 02:01:50.720 --> 02:01:51.500 In the 02:01:52.180 --> 02:01:52.720 You know 02:01:53.640 --> 02:01:55.580 For all intents and purposes 02:01:56.220 --> 02:01:58.140 Air Force One bathroom with Howard 02:01:58.140 --> 02:01:59.020 Ludnick 02:01:59.020 --> 02:02:00.960 Is disturbing 02:02:01.900 --> 02:02:02.500 Disturbing 02:02:05.140 --> 02:02:06.080 He's got that 02:02:06.080 --> 02:02:08.100 I just exerted myself slouch 02:02:08.100 --> 02:02:09.540 About him, doesn't he? 02:02:09.700 --> 02:02:11.580 In that final piece of that video 02:02:11.580 --> 02:02:13.640 It's been a long week for him 02:02:13.640 --> 02:02:15.440 The long couple of weeks 02:02:15.440 --> 02:02:16.400 Yeah 02:02:17.540 --> 02:02:19.500 He's going through regular 02:02:19.500 --> 02:02:21.980 Keith Richards like blood and plasma 02:02:21.980 --> 02:02:23.860 Transfusions at this point 02:02:23.860 --> 02:02:25.980 Just to be able to 02:02:25.980 --> 02:02:27.220 Reload 02:02:31.670 --> 02:02:34.130 He's actually got himself 02:02:36.410 --> 02:02:37.250 Permanent 02:02:38.090 --> 02:02:39.350 Seaman transplant 02:02:39.830 --> 02:02:40.250 Handy 02:02:41.970 --> 02:02:44.190 Just in case he needs to 02:02:45.490 --> 02:02:46.550 It's like that 02:02:46.550 --> 02:02:48.210 Seen from the Dark Crystal when they were 02:02:48.210 --> 02:02:50.190 Squeezing the non-Gelflings 02:02:50.190 --> 02:02:51.450 And the guys were getting mad because 02:02:51.450 --> 02:02:53.150 It didn't give them enough essence 02:02:53.150 --> 02:02:55.730 In the bottle, right? The Skeksis 02:02:56.410 --> 02:02:58.350 This is a big freaking 02:02:58.350 --> 02:02:59.090 Deal 02:03:00.210 --> 02:03:01.190 Y'all 02:03:03.070 --> 02:03:04.610 We going after 02:03:04.610 --> 02:03:05.570 Cuba 02:03:06.490 --> 02:03:07.510 You fucking 02:03:09.210 --> 02:03:10.410 Alright, sure 02:03:10.410 --> 02:03:12.250 Gotta have that technique 02:03:12.250 --> 02:03:13.670 Gotta have that 02:03:13.670 --> 02:03:15.650 You know, American 02:03:15.650 --> 02:03:16.490 Shield 02:03:17.750 --> 02:03:19.410 J.D. Vance 02:03:19.410 --> 02:03:21.550 Vice President 02:03:21.550 --> 02:03:22.310 Guy Liner 02:03:22.310 --> 02:03:24.190 Captain Couch 02:03:26.410 --> 02:03:27.390 Had 02:03:27.390 --> 02:03:28.890 An interesting 02:03:31.440 --> 02:03:31.930 Interesting 02:03:33.360 --> 02:03:34.670 Turn of phrase 02:03:34.670 --> 02:03:37.230 When he was asked about justification 02:03:37.230 --> 02:03:38.170 For the war 02:03:38.170 --> 02:03:39.690 What did you 02:03:39.690 --> 02:03:41.610 Advise the president initially 02:03:41.610 --> 02:03:43.690 As he considered his actions in Iran 02:03:43.690 --> 02:03:45.990 And what are you urging him to do now 02:03:45.990 --> 02:03:47.530 Especially with Americans seeing 02:03:47.530 --> 02:03:49.310 Higher prices at the pump 02:03:49.310 --> 02:03:51.810 And some of the fallout from that across the economy 02:03:51.810 --> 02:03:53.650 Do you express any concerns 02:03:53.650 --> 02:03:55.890 Like those you've expressed in the past 02:03:55.890 --> 02:03:57.850 On the possibility of these extended wars 02:03:58.470 --> 02:03:59.470 Well, Bill 02:03:59.470 --> 02:04:00.690 I appreciate the question 02:04:00.690 --> 02:04:02.110 I know you guys have to ask it 02:04:02.110 --> 02:04:04.130 But imagine the situation 02:04:04.130 --> 02:04:06.390 We're in the situation room 02:04:06.390 --> 02:04:08.990 Where you can't even take your 02:04:08.990 --> 02:04:10.490 You know, iPod in there 02:04:10.490 --> 02:04:12.870 Or your AirPods, I guess what they're called 02:04:12.870 --> 02:04:14.670 You can't take your iPhone in there 02:04:14.670 --> 02:04:15.690 You can't take anything in there 02:04:15.690 --> 02:04:17.830 Because it is the most classified space 02:04:18.170 --> 02:04:18.870 Anywhere in the world 02:04:18.870 --> 02:04:20.770 And I sit there with Pete Hegseth 02:04:20.770 --> 02:04:22.530 And General Kane and Marco Rubio 02:04:22.530 --> 02:04:23.950 And the entire White House team 02:04:23.950 --> 02:04:25.790 And the president and I 02:04:25.790 --> 02:04:27.610 And the entire senior team 02:04:27.610 --> 02:04:29.070 Are talking about the options 02:04:29.070 --> 02:04:30.470 And about what we need to do 02:04:30.470 --> 02:04:32.890 And about how we must best protect the American people 02:04:32.890 --> 02:04:34.710 I hate to disappoint you 02:04:34.710 --> 02:04:36.090 But I'm not going to show up here 02:04:36.090 --> 02:04:37.430 In front of God and everybody else 02:04:37.430 --> 02:04:39.710 Tell you exactly what I said in that classified room 02:04:39.710 --> 02:04:41.830 Partially, because I don't want to go to prison 02:04:43.930 --> 02:04:44.370 Not 02:04:44.370 --> 02:04:46.070 Because it's classified 02:04:47.770 --> 02:04:48.550 Yeah, well 02:04:48.550 --> 02:04:49.550 You know, because prison 02:04:50.290 --> 02:04:52.570 But also I think half of his interactions 02:04:52.570 --> 02:04:54.030 Really in the real world 02:04:54.030 --> 02:04:56.590 Are, you know, involved him getting mixed up 02:04:56.590 --> 02:04:58.050 For Don Jr. in the room 02:04:58.050 --> 02:04:59.090 Maybe 02:04:59.090 --> 02:05:01.970 And he probably asked 02:05:01.970 --> 02:05:04.010 Wait, is that my son over there 02:05:04.010 --> 02:05:05.350 Tell him to shut up, you know 02:05:05.350 --> 02:05:07.990 I don't think Donny actually hears anything 02:05:07.990 --> 02:05:09.050 This guy says 02:05:09.770 --> 02:05:12.090 JD's just hanging out, towing the line 02:05:12.090 --> 02:05:14.350 And waiting for something to jump off 02:05:14.350 --> 02:05:15.730 I mean, that's all he's doing 02:05:16.630 --> 02:05:17.150 Really 02:05:17.150 --> 02:05:17.750 Well 02:05:19.850 --> 02:05:21.910 Pretending like, you know, he's actually in on the 02:05:21.910 --> 02:05:22.830 Classified discussion 02:05:22.830 --> 02:05:25.950 I mean, he's Peter Thiel's golf club 02:05:25.950 --> 02:05:27.970 So if Peter Thiel isn't in the room 02:05:27.970 --> 02:05:30.030 Himself, then JD Vance is going to be 02:05:30.030 --> 02:05:32.530 Because that's why JD Vance is there 02:05:32.530 --> 02:05:33.930 He represents that 02:05:33.930 --> 02:05:36.190 Technocrat contingent 02:05:36.190 --> 02:05:38.290 He's trying right now 02:05:38.290 --> 02:05:39.570 To 02:05:40.450 --> 02:05:42.870 Further his political career 02:05:42.870 --> 02:05:43.870 By 02:05:43.870 --> 02:05:45.790 Making it look like 02:05:45.790 --> 02:05:48.650 He was the only person in the room 02:05:48.650 --> 02:05:49.610 Advising 02:05:49.610 --> 02:05:51.810 Against what is 02:05:51.810 --> 02:05:53.630 Obviously going to be 02:05:53.630 --> 02:05:55.030 Perceived as 02:05:55.630 --> 02:05:56.610 A failure 02:05:56.610 --> 02:05:59.210 And another pointless fucking war 02:05:59.210 --> 02:06:00.710 That we got dragged into 02:06:00.710 --> 02:06:03.290 That's going to go on for 10 or 20 years 02:06:03.290 --> 02:06:05.870 Because that's how modern warfare is fought 02:06:05.870 --> 02:06:07.330 It's not fought to be won 02:06:07.330 --> 02:06:08.850 It's fought to make people money 02:06:10.610 --> 02:06:11.210 Right 02:06:11.210 --> 02:06:13.610 So all he's doing is preparing himself 02:06:13.610 --> 02:06:14.850 For the next posture 02:06:14.850 --> 02:06:17.090 That he's actually going to have to take 02:06:17.550 --> 02:06:19.550 It's not about, you know, it's performative 02:06:19.550 --> 02:06:20.430 It's about, okay 02:06:20.430 --> 02:06:22.610 What do I have to do just in case 02:06:22.610 --> 02:06:24.210 Like I said, something jumps off 02:06:24.210 --> 02:06:26.890 What position do I have to assume 02:06:26.890 --> 02:06:28.470 To be the proper 02:06:28.950 --> 02:06:30.370 Opportunist and execute 02:06:30.370 --> 02:06:32.730 The plans of my pay master 02:06:32.730 --> 02:06:33.650 Peter Thiel 02:06:34.210 --> 02:06:35.430 That's all he's waiting to do 02:06:36.050 --> 02:06:38.710 So, I mean, he's had one job this whole time 02:06:38.710 --> 02:06:40.630 And so far, as far as we can see 02:06:40.630 --> 02:06:42.490 He hasn't effed it up, right 02:06:42.490 --> 02:06:43.670 So, you know 02:06:44.310 --> 02:06:45.270 He's just hanging out 02:06:45.930 --> 02:06:48.430 Waiting, trying to knock up his wife 02:06:48.430 --> 02:06:51.230 I mean, isn't that what he's supposed to be doing now? 02:06:52.350 --> 02:06:52.370 Getting 02:06:52.370 --> 02:06:54.010 Debate, pre, you know 02:06:54.650 --> 02:06:56.530 Already getting ready to debate 02:06:56.530 --> 02:06:58.390 Marjorie Taylor Green on this 02:06:59.550 --> 02:07:00.110 Yeah 02:07:00.110 --> 02:07:02.590 Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, he's looking ahead 02:07:02.590 --> 02:07:03.850 He is 02:07:05.170 --> 02:07:06.790 Very disappointed to be 02:07:06.790 --> 02:07:08.110 Involved in this bullshit 02:07:08.110 --> 02:07:10.510 In the first place, I'm sure 02:07:10.510 --> 02:07:11.770 I'm sure 02:07:13.470 --> 02:07:14.630 Yeah, but he's just 02:07:14.630 --> 02:07:16.570 In prep mode, marinating in whatever 02:07:16.570 --> 02:07:18.090 The hell's going on right now 02:07:18.090 --> 02:07:20.610 So he can prepare himself to actually take a position 02:07:20.610 --> 02:07:21.090 Eventually 02:07:21.090 --> 02:07:24.570 If you take a look at his entire trajectory 02:07:24.570 --> 02:07:25.770 That's what he is 02:07:25.770 --> 02:07:28.430 The opportunist that tries to morph 02:07:28.430 --> 02:07:30.210 Himself into whatever 02:07:30.210 --> 02:07:32.250 The circumstance calls for 02:07:32.250 --> 02:07:34.230 Even restraining himself from some of the 02:07:34.230 --> 02:07:36.630 Absolutely ludicrous things that he said 02:07:36.630 --> 02:07:38.450 In the past that make no sense 02:07:38.450 --> 02:07:40.170 In the real world or the real people 02:07:40.170 --> 02:07:42.590 Because, you know, Peter Thiel 02:07:42.590 --> 02:07:43.170 Agenda 02:07:43.170 --> 02:07:45.390 But, you know, no problem 02:07:45.390 --> 02:07:47.210 I'll morph into something else and now 02:07:47.210 --> 02:07:48.970 Believe me, I'm a vice president 02:07:48.970 --> 02:07:51.370 No matter what you say, I'm actually legitimate 02:07:51.370 --> 02:07:52.870 You know, whatever 02:07:53.470 --> 02:07:55.190 You might as well bring Mark Wayne in there 02:07:55.190 --> 02:07:57.090 To take his job, it doesn't really matter 02:07:57.090 --> 02:07:58.530 It's just, he's a 02:07:59.410 --> 02:07:59.890 Placeholder 02:08:00.590 --> 02:08:01.990 Well, sure, I mean, they 02:08:01.990 --> 02:08:05.270 They all are, but in order to 02:08:05.270 --> 02:08:06.770 Achieve agendas 02:08:06.770 --> 02:08:08.790 People need their placeholders 02:08:08.790 --> 02:08:10.090 So it's, you know 02:08:10.830 --> 02:08:11.810 It's picking 02:08:12.450 --> 02:08:14.090 In terms of like 02:08:15.010 --> 02:08:15.590 The 02:08:15.940 --> 02:08:18.310 Point about these wars aren't fought to be 02:08:18.310 --> 02:08:20.210 Won, they're fought to make 02:08:20.210 --> 02:08:21.990 Money, so listen to the 02:08:21.990 --> 02:08:23.810 Treasury secretary here 02:08:23.810 --> 02:08:25.830 Briefly on Nation Face 02:08:26.570 --> 02:08:28.270 Well, tell me, how much 02:08:28.270 --> 02:08:29.990 Is this war going to cost because I know 02:08:29.990 --> 02:08:31.610 The Pentagon briefed it's going to be about 02:08:31.610 --> 02:08:34.010 11.3 billion dollars 02:08:34.010 --> 02:08:35.690 Do you need to ask Congress for more money 02:08:35.690 --> 02:08:36.570 To pay for what you're doing? 02:08:37.130 --> 02:08:39.370 I think right now, we've got what we need 02:08:39.370 --> 02:08:41.210 Whether we have to go back to 02:08:41.210 --> 02:08:42.730 Congress for more is something that 02:08:42.730 --> 02:08:44.870 I think that Russ Boat and OMB 02:08:44.870 --> 02:08:46.730 Will look into, but the 02:08:46.730 --> 02:08:48.590 Latest number, you said 11.3 02:08:48.590 --> 02:08:50.350 The latest number I was briefed on was 12 02:08:50.890 --> 02:08:52.570 And so it's consistent, so this is 02:08:52.570 --> 02:08:54.650 Something that we've got, the weapons that 02:08:54.650 --> 02:08:56.490 We've already got in place to do this 02:08:56.490 --> 02:08:58.270 And so we're not necessarily going to need 02:08:58.270 --> 02:08:58.990 Any kind of supplemental 02:08:58.990 --> 02:09:01.270 More than that was spent just the first week of the war 02:09:01.270 --> 02:09:02.250 You know that, it was over 02:09:02.250 --> 02:09:03.530 5 billion just in munitions 02:09:04.870 --> 02:09:05.810 You're solid on the 12th? 02:09:05.810 --> 02:09:08.350 I said 12 billion for 6 weeks of war? 02:09:09.390 --> 02:09:10.450 No, I'm sorry 02:09:10.450 --> 02:09:11.990 The 12 billion was what 02:09:11.990 --> 02:09:13.910 I was briefed has been spent so far 02:09:13.910 --> 02:09:15.670 Oh, gotcha, Kevin Hassett 02:09:15.670 --> 02:09:17.790 Oh, gotcha 02:09:17.790 --> 02:09:20.330 Oh, gotcha, we've already 02:09:20.330 --> 02:09:21.170 Spent 02:09:21.170 --> 02:09:23.610 12 billion dollars 02:09:23.610 --> 02:09:24.670 In 02:09:24.670 --> 02:09:25.790 2 weeks 02:09:29.010 --> 02:09:29.890 With what? 02:09:29.990 --> 02:09:31.190 With what to show for it? 02:09:32.450 --> 02:09:33.750 But that's the thing 02:09:33.750 --> 02:09:35.150 You see the smirk on his face 02:09:35.150 --> 02:09:36.490 While she's asking the question 02:09:37.150 --> 02:09:38.930 That is a guy going, Jesus 02:09:38.930 --> 02:09:40.910 This chick doesn't even know 02:09:40.910 --> 02:09:42.470 That the numbers don't matter 02:09:42.470 --> 02:09:44.670 We don't actually have to write checks for things 02:09:44.670 --> 02:09:47.370 We just do it, and it's paid for 02:09:47.370 --> 02:09:49.250 We're not worried about the bill 02:09:49.250 --> 02:09:51.110 It's like a black AmEx that we never 02:09:51.110 --> 02:09:52.550 Have to ever see the bill on 02:09:52.550 --> 02:09:55.250 What are you, stupid? But okay, I'll humor you 02:09:55.250 --> 02:09:56.850 That's what I saw in his face 02:09:56.850 --> 02:09:58.630 While she's asking the question 02:09:58.630 --> 02:10:00.410 Which is the reality 02:10:00.410 --> 02:10:02.390 It's not about, oh, the world costs this 02:10:02.390 --> 02:10:04.010 We think like that 02:10:04.010 --> 02:10:06.950 Because we have to pay for things before we go shooting them off 02:10:07.510 --> 02:10:08.390 Fireworks are not 02:10:08.390 --> 02:10:09.490 They don't 02:10:09.490 --> 02:10:12.630 And he's like, oh, you don't even understand this game 02:10:12.630 --> 02:10:13.790 Listen, it's a monopoly 02:10:13.790 --> 02:10:16.130 We'll eventually put all the money away and again anyway 02:10:16.130 --> 02:10:17.170 Don't worry about it 02:10:17.170 --> 02:10:21.050 How dismissive should he really be 02:10:21.050 --> 02:10:22.850 If he was going to actually tell the truth 02:10:23.430 --> 02:10:24.090 You know 02:10:27.810 --> 02:10:28.950 You know 02:10:28.950 --> 02:10:30.530 It's fair, I get that 02:10:30.530 --> 02:10:31.770 Yeah, that's not even 02:10:31.770 --> 02:10:33.090 So it's just 02:10:33.090 --> 02:10:35.770 It's fucking, it's wild to watch him 02:10:35.770 --> 02:10:36.910 Come out and say it 02:10:36.910 --> 02:10:38.570 And say it like 02:10:38.570 --> 02:10:40.250 It's no big deal 02:10:40.250 --> 02:10:41.490 This is just how 02:10:41.930 --> 02:10:42.750 Shit works 02:10:42.750 --> 02:10:45.450 Of course, we've spent 12 02:10:46.050 --> 02:10:46.850 Billion dollars 02:10:46.850 --> 02:10:49.090 Of you fucking idiots money 02:10:49.090 --> 02:10:50.930 You keep giving it to us 02:10:54.090 --> 02:10:56.390 Well, you see, that's the problem is at some point 02:10:56.390 --> 02:10:58.270 The we think that that was our money 02:10:58.270 --> 02:11:00.650 It never was, it was always there to do with what they wanted 02:11:01.190 --> 02:11:02.430 That's the point of this 02:11:02.430 --> 02:11:04.270 And that's why he's looking at it going like 02:11:04.270 --> 02:11:06.190 What, I'm worried about the costs, what are you 02:11:06.190 --> 02:11:08.330 Stupid, why don't you ask me a real question 02:11:08.330 --> 02:11:09.710 Oh, okay, I'll humor you 02:11:09.710 --> 02:11:11.330 I mean, that was what it was 02:11:12.110 --> 02:11:13.790 I never understand this 02:11:13.790 --> 02:11:15.810 Where it's like, don't you feel as though 02:11:15.810 --> 02:11:17.470 If I was responsible 02:11:18.050 --> 02:11:20.070 With money, I wouldn't be running the treasury 02:11:20.070 --> 02:11:21.350 You know, come on lady 02:11:21.350 --> 02:11:23.050 Let's, let's be honest 02:11:23.050 --> 02:11:24.810 I'm not working with a budget 02:11:26.590 --> 02:11:27.890 I make the budget 02:11:28.410 --> 02:11:29.070 You know 02:11:29.610 --> 02:11:30.990 Other, other part of the game 02:11:32.730 --> 02:11:33.170 Yeah 02:11:33.170 --> 02:11:34.870 How do you rob a bank best 02:11:34.870 --> 02:11:36.670 Be a bank, you know 02:11:36.670 --> 02:11:37.930 Just come on 02:11:38.410 --> 02:11:40.130 Next level, moving along 02:11:40.130 --> 02:11:42.130 I mean really, that's what he's doing to her 02:11:42.130 --> 02:11:44.310 It's just come on, come on, this is a, you know 02:11:45.570 --> 02:11:47.070 Ah, aren't you worried about 02:11:47.070 --> 02:11:48.950 The fact that people will die 02:11:49.510 --> 02:11:50.570 What, what are you, stupid 02:11:50.570 --> 02:11:53.150 I'm worried about people, dead or not 02:11:53.150 --> 02:11:54.570 That's not my problem 02:11:55.230 --> 02:11:56.330 You know, I mean 02:11:56.930 --> 02:11:59.130 You gotta understand that these guys are, you know 02:11:59.690 --> 02:12:01.090 On the edge of honesty 02:12:01.090 --> 02:12:03.130 They almost want to tell them this, but they don't 02:12:03.130 --> 02:12:05.830 You know, okay, I'll humor your stupid question 02:12:05.830 --> 02:12:07.130 You think that, you know 02:12:07.130 --> 02:12:09.070 Your taxes are calculated or something 02:12:09.070 --> 02:12:10.730 I mean, we just do what we want 02:12:10.730 --> 02:12:12.830 But go ahead, keep asking your questions 02:12:13.510 --> 02:12:14.450 You know, I mean 02:12:16.090 --> 02:12:16.970 The problem 02:12:16.970 --> 02:12:19.210 With the thing that they're facing right now 02:12:19.210 --> 02:12:20.830 The problem with dumbing down your 02:12:20.830 --> 02:12:22.510 Citizenry on purpose 02:12:22.510 --> 02:12:24.250 Is that eventually 02:12:24.750 --> 02:12:27.210 You create a whole bunch of stupid people 02:12:27.210 --> 02:12:29.270 Where you have to come out 02:12:29.270 --> 02:12:30.990 And remind them of what 02:12:30.990 --> 02:12:32.750 The plot is every 02:12:32.750 --> 02:12:33.610 Step of the way 02:12:36.930 --> 02:12:39.050 It, it just, it's dumb 02:12:40.050 --> 02:12:40.650 Like 02:12:40.650 --> 02:12:42.650 That people are subject, you know 02:12:42.650 --> 02:12:44.870 And so you get shit 02:12:44.870 --> 02:12:46.690 Like, oh yeah, it's cost us 02:12:46.690 --> 02:12:48.790 $12 billion, no big deal 02:12:48.790 --> 02:12:50.270 It's just $12 billion 02:12:50.270 --> 02:12:52.510 You fucking people can't even conceive 02:12:52.510 --> 02:12:54.010 Of what that money is anyway 02:12:54.010 --> 02:12:56.090 So it's alright, it's alright 02:12:56.090 --> 02:12:57.830 It sure it sounds like a lot 02:12:57.830 --> 02:13:00.210 But that's, that's because it is 02:13:04.070 --> 02:13:04.550 Yeah 02:13:04.550 --> 02:13:06.950 You know, but I'll just call it XZillion 02:13:06.950 --> 02:13:08.450 And you know, I'll make a new number 02:13:08.450 --> 02:13:10.050 And you won't understand that either 02:13:10.050 --> 02:13:11.310 So it's fine, you know 02:13:12.250 --> 02:13:12.930 It's just 02:13:13.490 --> 02:13:14.890 It's just that, I'm just saying 02:13:14.890 --> 02:13:17.470 In that smirk is so many unspoken words 02:13:17.470 --> 02:13:19.470 That would be, you know 02:13:19.970 --> 02:13:21.430 Revolutionary if people heard it 02:13:21.430 --> 02:13:22.570 They wouldn't believe it anyway 02:13:22.570 --> 02:13:23.690 Is the best part 02:13:23.690 --> 02:13:26.450 Yeah, so, you know 02:13:28.990 --> 02:13:29.470 Jesus 02:13:30.930 --> 02:13:32.110 People are, I don't know 02:13:32.110 --> 02:13:34.330 Do you think people are actually going to absorb 02:13:34.330 --> 02:13:36.270 Like what they were told 02:13:36.270 --> 02:13:38.210 What they told the 02:13:38.210 --> 02:13:40.090 The Iraq war in total 02:13:40.090 --> 02:13:41.350 Was like $6 trillion 02:13:41.350 --> 02:13:44.190 Even though it was significantly more than that 02:13:44.190 --> 02:13:46.050 And people just didn't 02:13:46.050 --> 02:13:47.090 They didn't even blink 02:13:49.170 --> 02:13:50.090 They go, okay 02:13:50.090 --> 02:13:51.010 See that's the point 02:13:51.550 --> 02:13:54.670 You know, if you would have told them $6 or $60 trillion 02:13:54.670 --> 02:13:55.330 You know 02:13:56.650 --> 02:13:59.170 The difference between $6 and $60 to you and me 02:13:59.170 --> 02:13:59.590 Is big 02:14:00.090 --> 02:14:01.870 To them it's like, eh, just a number 02:14:01.870 --> 02:14:02.410 You know 02:14:03.670 --> 02:14:04.470 It's just 02:14:05.730 --> 02:14:06.230 I 02:14:06.830 --> 02:14:08.490 What can you do with that 02:14:08.490 --> 02:14:09.950 You know, I mean it's just 02:14:10.400 --> 02:14:12.570 Do I sound cynical? Is that what this is? 02:14:15.390 --> 02:14:15.890 No 02:14:15.890 --> 02:14:16.510 I mean it's not 02:14:16.510 --> 02:14:18.090 It's not cynicism 02:14:18.630 --> 02:14:19.910 It's just, you know 02:14:20.470 --> 02:14:22.430 What it is is just reminding 02:14:22.430 --> 02:14:24.170 People of what this, you know 02:14:24.170 --> 02:14:25.930 Is currently costing 02:14:26.670 --> 02:14:27.170 That 02:14:29.010 --> 02:14:29.510 Continuing 02:14:30.950 --> 02:14:32.670 To pretend like 02:14:34.010 --> 02:14:34.730 Participating 02:14:34.730 --> 02:14:35.350 In 02:14:35.350 --> 02:14:37.850 A ritual 02:14:38.670 --> 02:14:39.390 For 02:14:41.050 --> 02:14:42.490 Bloodline pedophiles 02:14:42.490 --> 02:14:44.050 And calling it voting 02:14:44.050 --> 02:14:45.610 Is going to change anything 02:14:46.550 --> 02:14:48.470 That's just put that aside 02:14:48.470 --> 02:14:49.310 There's no reason 02:14:49.310 --> 02:14:51.730 Believe in Santa all you want 02:14:51.730 --> 02:14:53.230 Write all the letters to Santa 02:14:53.230 --> 02:14:54.250 That you want to 02:14:54.250 --> 02:14:56.210 Every Christmas 02:14:56.210 --> 02:15:00.250 Christmas is December 25th 02:15:00.250 --> 02:15:02.270 To the modern way that the thing 02:15:02.270 --> 02:15:03.050 Is celebrated 02:15:03.050 --> 02:15:06.250 Not the first Tuesday of November 02:15:06.850 --> 02:15:07.350 Okay 02:15:08.510 --> 02:15:09.590 That's not Christmas 02:15:12.970 --> 02:15:14.170 Yeah, even though it's 02:15:14.170 --> 02:15:15.690 Probably closer to September 11 02:15:15.690 --> 02:15:17.930 But you know, I don't want to talk about that day too much 02:15:17.930 --> 02:15:19.610 I mean, you know, whatever 02:15:19.610 --> 02:15:20.850 It works 02:15:22.070 --> 02:15:23.070 Yeah, yeah 02:15:23.070 --> 02:15:24.590 Even, you know 02:15:25.430 --> 02:15:26.810 Putting it back in September 02:15:26.810 --> 02:15:28.970 Whatever, still not the first 02:15:28.970 --> 02:15:29.810 Tuesday of November 02:15:30.810 --> 02:15:32.910 That's the wrong time to write your letter to Santa 02:15:34.070 --> 02:15:35.170 That's all 02:15:35.170 --> 02:15:36.430 That's the whole point 02:15:41.230 --> 02:15:43.090 Every once in a while 02:15:43.090 --> 02:15:44.410 JP does 02:15:44.410 --> 02:15:45.970 A banger 02:15:47.430 --> 02:15:48.990 And this one 02:15:48.990 --> 02:15:50.510 In particular is delightful 02:15:51.590 --> 02:15:53.130 No nukes coming in 02:15:53.130 --> 02:15:54.470 Beautiful day 02:15:54.470 --> 02:15:55.550 Yep, not yet 02:15:55.550 --> 02:15:58.710 Hey, I've been seeing the Zionist stuff all over 02:15:58.710 --> 02:15:59.790 But what's that mean? 02:16:00.110 --> 02:16:01.610 Zionism, is that a religion? 02:16:02.050 --> 02:16:03.050 Like a form of Judaism? 02:16:03.450 --> 02:16:05.970 No, it's not a religion, it's a political movement 02:16:05.970 --> 02:16:08.790 Became an organized movement in the 1890s 02:16:08.790 --> 02:16:10.210 With major financial backing 02:16:10.210 --> 02:16:11.790 From the Rothschilds 02:16:12.230 --> 02:16:13.510 The Rothschilds? 02:16:13.530 --> 02:16:15.390 Yeah, you know, the control banking 02:16:15.390 --> 02:16:18.410 World government, secretive global control family 02:16:18.410 --> 02:16:20.010 Those Rothschilds? 02:16:20.070 --> 02:16:22.470 Yep, those Rothschilds 02:16:22.470 --> 02:16:24.450 Technically it was Edmund D Rothschild 02:16:24.450 --> 02:16:25.930 That helped launch Zionism 02:16:25.930 --> 02:16:28.530 So it's not the same thing as Judaism? 02:16:29.110 --> 02:16:30.790 No, what Zionism is 02:16:30.790 --> 02:16:33.270 Runs in opposition to actual Judaism 02:16:33.270 --> 02:16:34.520 Which technically 02:16:35.050 --> 02:16:36.910 Makes Zionism anti-Semitic 02:16:36.910 --> 02:16:37.850 When you think about it 02:16:37.850 --> 02:16:39.970 But I don't think you're supposed to think about it 02:16:39.970 --> 02:16:42.650 Because that creates problems for powerful 02:16:42.650 --> 02:16:43.530 People 02:16:43.530 --> 02:16:46.150 Okay, so actual Judaism 02:16:46.150 --> 02:16:47.690 Is not Zionism 02:16:47.690 --> 02:16:50.370 Correct, Zionism violates the values of Judaism 02:16:50.370 --> 02:16:51.990 So they're not the same 02:16:51.990 --> 02:16:54.570 And, you know, very different 02:16:54.570 --> 02:16:56.810 I thought Judaism and Zionism 02:16:56.810 --> 02:16:57.730 Just went together 02:16:57.730 --> 02:16:58.750 That's confusing 02:16:59.990 --> 02:17:01.570 I think it's meant to be confusing 02:17:01.570 --> 02:17:04.390 I thought Zionism was biblical 02:17:04.390 --> 02:17:06.750 No, it's a political ideology 02:17:06.750 --> 02:17:08.490 From the 1890s 02:17:08.490 --> 02:17:10.370 Judaism is the biblical one 02:17:10.370 --> 02:17:12.410 Rothschilds, Zionism 02:17:12.410 --> 02:28:54.860 Oh, okay 02:28:54.860 --> 02:28:56.260 Well 02:28:59.180 --> 02:29:00.220 Alright 02:29:00.220 --> 02:29:00.740 Um 02:29:03.580 --> 02:29:05.600 No, you're stuck backstage 02:29:05.600 --> 02:29:06.500 Okay 02:29:06.500 --> 02:29:08.720 I'm on my hotspot 02:29:08.720 --> 02:29:11.200 Ah, okay 02:29:11.200 --> 02:29:13.280 Internet went down for you then 02:29:13.280 --> 02:29:15.180 Yeah, yeah 02:29:15.180 --> 02:29:16.940 Yeah, and you 02:29:16.940 --> 02:29:18.380 All your echoes 02:29:18.380 --> 02:29:19.820 All your echoes fear 02:29:21.060 --> 02:29:22.100 Um 02:29:22.100 --> 02:29:24.920 I just looked on Down Detector 02:29:24.920 --> 02:29:26.160 Uh 02:29:26.160 --> 02:29:28.140 It's out all over the area 02:29:28.140 --> 02:29:29.000 Where we are 02:29:30.000 --> 02:29:30.360 Um 02:29:30.360 --> 02:29:34.060 So I'm running this off of my hotspot 02:29:34.060 --> 02:29:34.680 Currently 02:29:34.680 --> 02:29:36.580 Which unfortunately 02:29:36.580 --> 02:29:38.380 I'm pretty sure means 02:29:38.380 --> 02:29:41.080 We're done with 02:29:41.880 --> 02:29:42.240 Video 02:29:42.240 --> 02:29:43.920 For the day 02:29:43.920 --> 02:29:45.680 And I can't turn on the camera 02:29:45.680 --> 02:29:47.120 Um 02:29:48.060 --> 02:29:48.780 But 02:29:49.580 --> 02:29:51.800 Hopefully my echo's not too bad now 02:29:51.800 --> 02:29:53.360 I can't hear it, but is it bad? 02:29:54.220 --> 02:29:55.160 Let's find out 02:29:55.680 --> 02:29:56.600 Let's find out 02:29:57.800 --> 02:29:59.700 It's bad and it's got a 02:29:59.700 --> 02:30:00.940 Second and a half delay 02:30:02.600 --> 02:30:03.040 Wow 02:30:03.040 --> 02:30:05.420 I'm sorry, well maybe I'll jump off 02:30:05.420 --> 02:30:06.700 And let you finish up because 02:30:08.140 --> 02:30:09.740 Suddenly we were both booted out 02:30:10.740 --> 02:30:11.180 And 02:30:11.180 --> 02:30:13.320 When I came back in I was just backstage 02:30:13.320 --> 02:30:14.060 And know you 02:30:14.640 --> 02:30:15.960 So I didn't know what was up 02:30:15.960 --> 02:30:16.660 Okay 02:30:22.060 --> 02:30:23.320 Now the 02:30:23.320 --> 02:30:24.960 The whole internet crapped out 02:30:25.390 --> 02:30:25.840 Um 02:30:27.300 --> 02:30:29.400 No word or update 02:30:29.400 --> 02:30:30.740 Or anything like that 02:30:30.740 --> 02:30:32.920 From Xfinity 02:30:33.610 --> 02:30:35.100 We didn't get droned 02:30:35.100 --> 02:30:36.040 I don't think 02:30:36.040 --> 02:30:38.000 I don't think 02:30:38.000 --> 02:30:41.420 I'm pretty sure that wasn't drone related 02:30:41.420 --> 02:30:43.080 Um 02:30:43.800 --> 02:30:45.420 No, I haven't 02:30:45.420 --> 02:30:46.640 Been replaced 02:30:47.960 --> 02:30:48.860 Here 02:30:48.860 --> 02:30:50.920 I'll give you a very poor 02:30:50.920 --> 02:30:52.120 Resolution 02:30:52.630 --> 02:30:53.700 Maybe camera 02:30:54.590 --> 02:30:55.560 I'm still me 02:30:56.660 --> 02:30:57.440 Yeah 02:30:58.940 --> 02:31:00.540 For the sake of 02:31:00.540 --> 02:31:03.100 Running off of the hot spot 02:31:06.820 --> 02:31:08.380 In Jesus 02:31:09.180 --> 02:31:09.960 Um 02:31:11.020 --> 02:31:12.360 Yeah, your camera 02:31:12.590 --> 02:31:14.920 Sourced you into a total robotic mess 02:31:14.920 --> 02:31:16.580 So I like 02:31:16.580 --> 02:31:18.420 It makes your sound terrible 02:31:18.420 --> 02:31:18.780 Fuck 02:31:21.040 --> 02:31:22.660 So don't turn on the camera 02:31:24.160 --> 02:31:26.540 Let me see if I can do something 02:31:26.540 --> 02:31:27.340 With echo cancel 02:31:27.340 --> 02:31:28.700 Something here 02:31:30.040 --> 02:31:30.480 Maybe 02:31:33.060 --> 02:31:34.360 Let's see, is that any better 02:31:34.360 --> 02:31:36.160 Am I still on a delay to you 02:31:37.520 --> 02:31:38.860 Uh-oh, there goes Steve 02:31:38.860 --> 02:31:39.980 Let's find out 02:31:39.980 --> 02:31:42.040 Let me hop out again 02:31:42.380 --> 02:31:42.960 For a while 02:31:42.960 --> 02:31:44.160 For a while 02:31:48.980 --> 02:31:50.280 Am I still 02:31:50.280 --> 02:31:51.660 Fucking in raw voice 02:31:53.740 --> 02:31:54.700 Yeah, you were still 02:31:54.700 --> 02:31:56.940 Breaking up there, but maybe if I jump out 02:31:56.940 --> 02:31:58.220 The bandwidth will get easier 02:31:58.220 --> 02:32:00.440 And you can just finish out audio 02:32:00.840 --> 02:32:01.260 You know 02:32:02.180 --> 02:32:04.040 Uh-oh, okay, there he goes again 02:32:04.040 --> 02:32:05.300 He's gone, I am 02:32:05.300 --> 02:32:08.120 I am now in control of AM Wakeup 02:32:08.820 --> 02:32:10.000 Your worst nightmare 02:32:10.800 --> 02:32:11.820 Has come true 02:32:14.000 --> 02:32:16.420 Not necessarily, but if I'm in echo voice 02:32:16.420 --> 02:32:16.940 What the hell 02:32:17.820 --> 02:32:19.360 I don't know if you guys are here in echo 02:32:19.360 --> 02:32:20.740 Let me know in the chat, I guess 02:32:20.740 --> 02:32:22.640 Let me open that up and see if I can see it a little bigger 02:32:24.380 --> 02:32:25.800 Hopefully, guys, let me know in the chat 02:32:25.800 --> 02:32:27.560 If there's a lot of echo, because 02:32:31.780 --> 02:32:33.020 You know, I don't know 02:32:33.020 --> 02:32:34.800 Mercury retrograde 02:32:35.520 --> 02:32:36.160 Possibility there 02:32:36.160 --> 02:32:38.480 Uh, minor head bangs 02:32:38.480 --> 02:32:38.980 Yeah 02:32:40.400 --> 02:32:42.560 Look, blind guy trying to read your chat 02:32:42.560 --> 02:32:44.620 And it's a real small thing in the corner of my screen 02:32:44.620 --> 02:32:45.320 So apologies 02:32:46.260 --> 02:32:46.740 Hello 02:32:48.580 --> 02:32:50.060 Okay, Steve is back 02:32:50.060 --> 02:32:52.740 And I think what I'm gonna do is jump out 02:32:52.740 --> 02:32:55.240 Because I don't know, some people said my sound was good 02:32:55.240 --> 02:32:57.460 Some people said rough echo 02:32:57.460 --> 02:32:58.380 I don't know 02:32:59.080 --> 02:33:00.700 I think I was the wrong 02:33:00.700 --> 02:33:02.680 Well, yeah, there was a really rough echo 02:33:03.500 --> 02:33:05.420 There is not currently a rough echo 02:33:06.820 --> 02:33:08.280 Okay, maybe we could 02:33:08.280 --> 02:33:09.420 Finish out the show 02:33:09.420 --> 02:33:10.600 Possibly? 02:33:10.860 --> 02:33:12.240 No echo, no echo 02:33:13.080 --> 02:33:15.800 So it seems like we're stable for sound 02:33:17.420 --> 02:33:19.080 Okay, yeah, there's 02:33:19.080 --> 02:33:22.180 Yeah, there's Wi-Fi down all over the 02:33:22.180 --> 02:33:23.040 East Bay 02:33:24.700 --> 02:33:25.380 Something's 02:33:25.380 --> 02:33:27.400 There's fuckery afoot 02:33:28.460 --> 02:33:29.140 That 02:33:29.140 --> 02:33:32.160 That would be my immediate guess 02:33:32.160 --> 02:33:34.420 Is that there is fuckery 02:33:34.420 --> 02:33:35.100 Afoot 02:33:39.100 --> 02:33:40.500 All right, before Trump 02:33:40.500 --> 02:33:42.460 Visited making Georgia, you know 02:33:42.460 --> 02:33:44.380 We had a 12-hour outage 02:33:44.380 --> 02:33:46.420 Of like every internet in the area 02:33:46.420 --> 02:33:48.160 Right before his visit, so, you know 02:33:48.160 --> 02:33:49.620 Things do happen 02:33:57.380 --> 02:33:58.680 And Steve is unresponsive 02:33:59.080 --> 02:34:00.540 So I'm unsure if he's muted 02:34:00.540 --> 02:34:02.640 Or if he's got another issue 02:34:03.220 --> 02:34:05.620 Where the hotspot is not carrying him 02:34:06.900 --> 02:34:08.640 Anyway, uh, look 02:34:09.220 --> 02:34:11.220 I know we were working on something there 02:34:11.220 --> 02:34:12.620 And actually we were in the middle of JP 02:34:12.620 --> 02:34:14.380 Giving us a good breakdown on 02:34:14.380 --> 02:34:16.300 You know, a good split personality breakdown 02:34:16.300 --> 02:34:18.460 On Zionism, I thought that was impressive 02:34:18.460 --> 02:34:20.500 I mean, it's good 02:34:20.500 --> 02:34:22.620 When somebody's brave enough to attempt it 02:34:22.620 --> 02:34:23.460 At this point, right? 02:34:24.440 --> 02:34:26.120 And, you know, I don't know 02:34:26.120 --> 02:34:27.700 If I should just cut 02:34:27.700 --> 02:34:30.480 You know, cut my line 02:34:30.480 --> 02:34:31.140 Here and walk 02:34:32.280 --> 02:34:33.700 Nope, because Steve went away 02:34:33.700 --> 02:34:36.040 So what I'll do is try and hold the line 02:34:36.040 --> 02:34:37.760 Until he returns and 02:34:37.760 --> 02:34:40.120 Then I'm just gonna jump off and let him finish the show 02:34:40.120 --> 02:34:42.720 But I appreciate you guys for tuning in 02:34:42.720 --> 02:34:44.320 And putting up with me on a Monday morning 02:34:44.320 --> 02:34:46.020 Because I don't even want to put up with me 02:34:46.020 --> 02:34:47.640 On a Monday morning and 02:34:47.640 --> 02:34:49.480 Mrs. Oh, thanks you because 02:34:49.480 --> 02:34:51.100 At least he gets me to hell away from her 02:34:51.100 --> 02:34:53.220 She doesn't have to hear me bitch about the same things 02:34:53.220 --> 02:34:55.360 That I'm observing in the world around us 02:34:55.360 --> 02:34:56.900 Because there is a lot to bitch about 02:34:57.940 --> 02:34:59.460 I don't know about the rest of you 02:34:59.460 --> 02:35:01.020 But I didn't sign up for this war 02:35:01.020 --> 02:35:03.020 And I certainly don't want to see 02:35:03.020 --> 02:35:04.680 Any of my kids go to it 02:35:04.680 --> 02:35:07.280 But then again, you know, I'm not in control 02:35:07.280 --> 02:35:09.200 In either of you and that's the reality 02:35:09.200 --> 02:35:10.120 In which we live 02:35:10.120 --> 02:35:12.600 And it does seem to be a reboot 02:35:12.600 --> 02:35:14.200 Of the past, right? 02:35:14.700 --> 02:35:16.580 Let's keep cycling through the cycle 02:35:16.580 --> 02:35:19.300 Of the, you know, the great 02:35:19.300 --> 02:35:20.640 The grand leader 02:35:20.640 --> 02:35:22.880 The exalted leader in Iran 02:35:22.880 --> 02:35:25.300 And the fear porn that comes with it 02:35:25.300 --> 02:35:27.160 And then let's go back to another 02:35:27.160 --> 02:35:29.160 Shaw because the first two 02:35:29.160 --> 02:35:31.260 Didn't work, the third time is a charm, right? 02:35:31.260 --> 02:35:33.040 I mean we can do that again 02:35:33.040 --> 02:35:34.680 We just need a new hostage 02:35:35.260 --> 02:35:36.800 Oh wait, you're available 02:35:36.800 --> 02:35:38.500 How about the American people? 02:35:38.700 --> 02:35:40.320 We can all be the hostage this time 02:35:40.320 --> 02:35:42.240 Instead of some dumb schmucks 02:35:42.240 --> 02:35:44.740 In a freaking, you know, embassy 02:35:45.180 --> 02:35:46.160 In Tehran 02:35:46.160 --> 02:35:48.060 Like we had to deal with 02:35:48.060 --> 02:35:50.840 In the late 70s into the early 80s 02:35:50.840 --> 02:35:52.920 When, you know, hostages were held 02:35:52.920 --> 02:35:55.240 By Iran allegedly for over a year 02:35:55.240 --> 02:35:57.160 And now I say allegedly 02:35:57.160 --> 02:35:58.940 Because that was part of our reality 02:35:58.940 --> 02:36:00.820 Literally that got launched 02:36:00.820 --> 02:36:02.500 Into a whole cottage 02:36:02.500 --> 02:36:03.820 Industry within 02:36:03.820 --> 02:36:06.540 The major electronic media 02:36:06.540 --> 02:36:08.780 For those of you youngsters who weren't alive then 02:36:08.780 --> 02:36:11.000 It was a thing, nightly 02:36:11.000 --> 02:36:12.320 On the news and 02:36:12.940 --> 02:36:14.540 Everything old is new again 02:36:14.540 --> 02:36:17.600 I realized watching the old, you know 02:36:17.600 --> 02:36:19.380 Toyota, Corolla commercials 02:36:19.380 --> 02:36:21.420 And stuff that went in between the shows 02:36:21.420 --> 02:36:23.980 On YouTube this weekend 02:36:25.260 --> 02:36:27.680 That is probably the time 02:36:27.680 --> 02:36:29.360 See all these commentators who say 02:36:29.360 --> 02:36:31.700 Trump wants to make America great again 02:36:31.700 --> 02:36:33.340 He wants to bring it back to the 50s 02:36:33.340 --> 02:36:35.960 I am now starting to disagree with them 02:36:36.540 --> 02:36:37.080 Strongly 02:36:37.680 --> 02:36:39.580 I strongly disagree with them 02:36:39.580 --> 02:36:41.700 With much strength, like Putin 02:36:42.300 --> 02:36:43.360 I have to 02:36:43.360 --> 02:36:46.160 Because the reality is 02:36:46.160 --> 02:36:47.680 I think he wants it great again 02:36:47.680 --> 02:36:49.640 Like it was in the late 70s, folks 02:36:50.380 --> 02:36:51.620 That's what it is 02:36:51.620 --> 02:36:53.380 So it kicked me 02:36:53.380 --> 02:36:54.000 That time 02:36:55.040 --> 02:36:55.520 Sorry 02:36:55.520 --> 02:36:57.200 There you go 02:36:57.200 --> 02:37:00.440 It kicked me off of my phone's hot spot 02:37:00.440 --> 02:37:02.000 I am now on my girl's 02:37:02.580 --> 02:37:03.620 Phone's hot spot 02:37:03.620 --> 02:37:06.220 I am not even sure how long that is going to last 02:37:06.920 --> 02:37:07.400 Like 02:37:07.920 --> 02:37:09.400 That is weird, I have never 02:37:09.880 --> 02:37:11.880 Never had the hot spot drop off 02:37:11.880 --> 02:37:13.780 In the middle of the thing before 02:37:15.160 --> 02:37:16.140 Well look man 02:37:16.140 --> 02:37:18.200 Do your best, here is my executive decision 02:37:18.540 --> 02:37:20.120 I tried to give them a little piece 02:37:20.120 --> 02:37:21.820 Of my unique take on something 02:37:22.340 --> 02:37:23.700 Which is the recycled 02:37:24.260 --> 02:37:25.780 You know, grand leader 02:37:25.780 --> 02:37:26.820 Great exalted leader 02:37:26.820 --> 02:37:29.300 And then Shah of Iran reboot 02:37:29.810 --> 02:37:31.080 I think that's where we're at 02:37:31.080 --> 02:37:32.460 And I gave them that little recap 02:37:32.460 --> 02:37:34.980 And I figured you could probably close out the show on your own 02:37:35.630 --> 02:37:37.040 And there you go 02:37:37.040 --> 02:37:39.100 I just wanted to give them something other than dead air 02:37:39.100 --> 02:37:40.020 On am wake up 02:37:40.020 --> 02:37:42.820 But I'll see you next Monday Steve 02:37:42.820 --> 02:37:43.920 If that's cold with you 02:37:46.080 --> 02:37:47.000 Hopefully there 02:37:47.670 --> 02:37:49.640 Is a fucking next Monday 02:37:49.640 --> 02:37:52.220 I don't know man 02:37:52.220 --> 02:37:53.940 No, it's getting weird 02:37:53.940 --> 02:37:56.600 If the internet gods 02:37:56.600 --> 02:37:57.780 And the government minions 02:37:57.780 --> 02:37:59.320 Cooperate am wake up 02:37:59.320 --> 02:38:01.480 Will return tomorrow and of course again 02:38:01.480 --> 02:38:04.020 Monday with me but you got the rest of the week 02:38:04.020 --> 02:38:05.620 I always I really would 02:38:05.620 --> 02:38:07.340 Look forward to if I was a listener 02:38:07.340 --> 02:38:09.300 T. Steiner you know 02:38:09.300 --> 02:38:11.100 And regularly check in on him 02:38:11.530 --> 02:38:13.740 Which I kind of do covertly every now 02:38:13.740 --> 02:38:15.360 And then because there's a unique mind 02:38:15.360 --> 02:38:16.680 That needs to be heard and I'm glad 02:38:16.680 --> 02:38:18.380 That he's on with you often 02:38:18.380 --> 02:38:20.620 But you got lots of guys lined up 02:38:20.620 --> 02:38:21.660 So anyways 02:38:22.260 --> 02:38:23.920 I'll catch you next Monday Steve 02:38:23.920 --> 02:38:25.660 And all the am wake up listeners 02:38:25.660 --> 02:38:27.880 Trying to remember the earlier part of the discussion 02:38:27.880 --> 02:38:30.160 Where we talked about value for value 02:38:30.160 --> 02:38:32.660 And indeed if we had a little more value 02:38:32.660 --> 02:38:34.500 In our pockets we'd have backup plans 02:38:34.500 --> 02:38:36.040 Much better than 02:38:36.580 --> 02:38:37.620 Steve's girl's hotspot 02:38:37.620 --> 02:38:39.400 To try and keep things running 02:38:39.400 --> 02:38:41.300 But we work with what we have 02:38:41.300 --> 02:38:44.260 Anyway brother I will talk to you next week 02:38:44.260 --> 02:38:45.980 And thank you once again for 02:38:46.620 --> 02:38:47.700 Allowing me and 02:38:48.150 --> 02:38:49.840 Putting up with me being a co-host thanks 02:38:49.840 --> 02:38:51.660 Thank you for being here Chuck 02:38:51.660 --> 02:38:53.320 Always fun hanging out with you 02:38:53.320 --> 02:38:54.800 I appreciate the hell out of you brother 02:38:54.800 --> 02:38:56.300 Have a good rest of your week 02:38:59.160 --> 02:38:59.620 So 02:39:00.620 --> 02:39:01.540 That's probably 02:39:02.160 --> 02:39:03.960 Kind of fucking do it 02:39:04.620 --> 02:39:06.520 I can't turn the camera back on 02:39:06.520 --> 02:39:07.940 Because the last time I did that 02:39:07.940 --> 02:39:10.140 I had robot voice and then when I tried 02:39:10.140 --> 02:39:11.760 To get back into stream yard 02:39:11.760 --> 02:39:13.860 It kicked me off of the fucking hotspot 02:39:15.640 --> 02:39:17.460 So yeah I'm 02:39:17.460 --> 02:39:19.560 Going to call it there 02:39:21.360 --> 02:39:23.480 The episode that I recorded 02:39:23.480 --> 02:39:24.980 Over the weekend with 02:39:25.600 --> 02:39:26.580 Mark from 02:39:26.580 --> 02:39:28.840 My family thinks I'm crazy 02:39:29.460 --> 02:39:31.340 Is out I just got a notification 02:39:31.340 --> 02:39:32.380 For that 02:39:32.380 --> 02:39:34.720 So in lieu of 02:39:34.720 --> 02:39:37.500 Another half an hour of am wake up 02:39:37.500 --> 02:39:39.680 If you want to go check that conversation out 02:39:39.680 --> 02:39:40.880 Do so it was fun 02:39:43.500 --> 02:39:44.340 We had a 02:39:44.340 --> 02:39:47.200 Good hour and a half or so 02:39:47.200 --> 02:39:48.600 Getting into shit 02:39:49.840 --> 02:39:51.100 T lab Tuesday 02:39:51.360 --> 02:39:53.500 Of course tomorrow Uncle Ted 02:39:53.500 --> 02:39:54.640 Talks I mean hopefully 02:39:55.340 --> 02:39:56.980 We get this shit figured out 02:39:57.680 --> 02:39:58.720 I don't know 02:40:01.460 --> 02:40:03.560 I have been in your 02:40:03.560 --> 02:40:05.260 House north side 02:40:05.260 --> 02:40:06.500 Don't fucking 02:40:07.300 --> 02:40:08.460 Don't tell people 02:40:08.460 --> 02:40:10.460 No one's met me and they'll believe you 02:40:10.460 --> 02:40:12.460 They will that's the problem 02:40:12.460 --> 02:40:13.720 They'll fucking believe you 02:40:14.380 --> 02:40:16.180 I've been in your living room 02:40:18.420 --> 02:40:19.000 Huh 02:40:20.740 --> 02:40:22.480 Oh yeah what's up with your 02:40:22.480 --> 02:40:24.120 Internet you're fucking right 02:40:24.120 --> 02:40:25.240 Across the bridge 02:40:27.180 --> 02:40:28.680 Are you experiencing 02:40:28.680 --> 02:40:29.300 Fuckery 02:40:32.180 --> 02:40:34.360 Shit we got people down in Santa Cruz 02:40:34.360 --> 02:40:35.680 Are you got how are you you know 02:40:36.040 --> 02:40:37.540 Yeah I don't know 02:40:38.220 --> 02:40:40.360 Maybe this is the Iranian drone attack 02:40:40.360 --> 02:40:41.760 And they haven't told us yet 02:40:47.600 --> 02:40:49.580 I don't know man 02:40:49.580 --> 02:40:51.160 I don't know shit's weird 02:40:51.160 --> 02:40:53.900 We should 02:40:53.900 --> 02:40:55.380 We should probably 02:40:55.380 --> 02:40:58.060 We should probably just fucking 02:40:59.340 --> 02:41:00.480 Make art 02:41:00.480 --> 02:41:01.580 And have fucking 02:41:01.580 --> 02:41:02.940 Mescal Palomas 02:41:03.500 --> 02:41:05.340 Wait for the Iranians to get us 02:41:09.380 --> 02:41:10.480 Let's go happy 02:41:15.740 --> 02:41:16.860 Jesus man 02:41:17.940 --> 02:41:19.740 Let's see there were a couple of people 02:41:19.740 --> 02:41:21.320 I needed to think 02:41:21.320 --> 02:41:23.340 And I really do appreciate you guys 02:41:23.340 --> 02:41:25.440 It's just one of those things 02:41:25.440 --> 02:41:26.080 We're like 02:41:26.960 --> 02:41:29.140 You know the show 02:41:30.020 --> 02:41:31.260 Needs to barely 02:41:31.260 --> 02:41:32.840 Get by better than it's 02:41:32.840 --> 02:41:34.280 Barely been getting by 02:41:34.280 --> 02:41:36.520 So I appreciate everybody 02:41:37.140 --> 02:41:39.040 For helping out with that 02:41:42.540 --> 02:41:43.300 Northside 02:41:43.300 --> 02:41:44.780 Is a smart and a 02:41:44.780 --> 02:41:47.000 Pollock truer words have never been 02:41:47.000 --> 02:41:47.460 Spoken 02:41:50.340 --> 02:41:51.100 Darby 02:41:51.100 --> 02:41:51.820 Carolina 02:41:51.820 --> 02:41:53.080 Daniel 02:41:53.080 --> 02:41:54.940 Thank you 02:41:55.580 --> 02:41:57.180 I think Daniel's DC 02:41:57.180 --> 02:41:59.160 I think that's the D in the DC 02:42:05.760 --> 02:42:06.680 Let's see 02:42:06.680 --> 02:42:07.700 November 02:42:08.560 --> 02:42:10.320 Thank you Poo Lily 02:42:10.880 --> 02:42:11.600 Thank you 02:42:11.600 --> 02:42:14.540 Cracks me up that there's somebody named Poo Lily 02:42:15.380 --> 02:42:16.280 That's their 02:42:16.860 --> 02:42:18.340 Their online handle 02:42:19.460 --> 02:42:20.100 Um 02:42:22.640 --> 02:42:23.900 They had to Lula 02:42:23.900 --> 02:42:24.860 Thank you 02:42:26.780 --> 02:42:28.060 Yeah dude 02:42:28.060 --> 02:42:29.980 I guess we're gonna get out of here 02:42:29.980 --> 02:42:31.740 It'll be interesting to see 02:42:31.740 --> 02:42:34.300 How many different people's payment systems 02:42:34.300 --> 02:42:35.560 This is affected 02:42:35.560 --> 02:42:37.860 And whether or not we can even purchase 02:42:37.860 --> 02:42:38.820 Anything today 02:42:43.620 --> 02:42:44.260 Anyway 02:42:44.260 --> 02:42:46.140 You guys rock 02:42:46.140 --> 02:42:47.880 Love the hell out of you 02:42:47.880 --> 02:42:49.240 Thank you for being here 02:42:50.300 --> 02:42:52.220 Thank you for being a part of the show 02:42:52.220 --> 02:42:53.380 Do go out 02:42:53.380 --> 02:42:55.660 Do go out, do go check out that 02:42:55.660 --> 02:42:57.440 My family thinks I'm crazy episode 02:42:57.440 --> 02:42:58.520 Again that just dropped 02:42:58.520 --> 02:42:59.820 Mark Steves 02:42:59.820 --> 02:43:02.780 Mark the still booker 02:43:02.780 --> 02:43:03.940 Just not with Sammy 02:43:05.920 --> 02:43:06.960 Oh and 02:43:08.480 --> 02:43:09.720 Yeah look for me 02:43:09.720 --> 02:43:11.820 On an upcoming DERP with Curb 02:43:11.820 --> 02:43:13.280 We were supposed to do 02:43:13.280 --> 02:43:15.240 An episode on Sunday 02:43:15.240 --> 02:43:16.600 Me and Jamie Deluxe 02:43:16.600 --> 02:43:18.600 And then Curb found out 02:43:18.600 --> 02:43:20.880 That he had received a channel strike 02:43:20.880 --> 02:43:23.040 And he was not gonna be able to 02:43:23.040 --> 02:43:24.760 Live stream for another five days 02:43:24.760 --> 02:43:27.140 So that got that got kicked down 02:43:27.140 --> 02:43:28.080 The road a little bit 02:43:29.380 --> 02:43:31.020 If that episode 02:43:31.020 --> 02:43:32.800 Happens that'll be a fucking blast 02:43:32.800 --> 02:43:35.440 Because I do enjoy hanging out with Jamie Deluxe 02:43:35.440 --> 02:43:37.680 And it's always fun talking to Curb 02:43:37.680 --> 02:43:38.300 So 02:43:39.160 --> 02:43:40.880 I'll let you guys know about that 02:43:40.880 --> 02:43:42.000 I'll drop the 02:43:42.000 --> 02:43:43.940 My family thinks I'm crazy episode 02:43:43.940 --> 02:43:45.540 In the Telegram group 02:43:46.160 --> 02:43:47.400 And in the meantime 02:43:47.400 --> 02:43:49.040 And all that kind of good stuff 02:43:49.040 --> 02:43:50.240 Thanks again for being here 02:43:50.240 --> 02:43:51.760 Thank you for supporting the show 02:43:51.760 --> 02:43:54.020 You are at all in a position to contribute 02:43:54.020 --> 02:43:55.800 To legitimately independent media 02:43:55.800 --> 02:43:57.180 Please do consider this show 02:43:57.180 --> 02:43:59.280 And if you missed it go check out the 02:43:59.280 --> 02:44:01.720 IMA independent media alliance panel 02:44:01.720 --> 02:44:04.380 That we did last Thursday 02:44:04.380 --> 02:44:05.720 That was a banger 02:44:05.720 --> 02:44:06.560 You guys rock 02:44:06.980 --> 02:44:08.800 See you soon, good luck to us all