What's going on, you naughty motherfuckers?
Welcome to UFC commentary.
I am joined by Corey Hughes dot org Steve from AM wake up your news days.
What's going on gentlemen?
How are you easy doing great man should be some rather exciting fights.
I recognize a couple of names.
So that means that's usually a good thing.
No, it's I was talking to Drew earlier and he was like the whole fucking cards of a banger.
The last fight was absolutely insane.
I haven't been able to I've been busy all freaking day haven't been able to watch a
bit of the prelims caught the bone nickel fight right before we came on and it was
incredible.
They were booing them earlier in the round because it wasn't a freak it slugfest yet and
bone nickel will come in off of a pretty definitive loss head kick for a knockout to win in front
of Joe Rogan and everybody else.
I think Trump too.
I don't know there yet.
No, he was he was blowing Bill Clinton busy handling the big beautiful bill.
Yeah, I was trying to I was trying to explain to somebody the other day that these guys
blow each other not because they're gay.
It's like a power fucking thing like a show of dominance.
It is like some fucking Bohemian Grove shit.
So you lost the golf today in a bad so bad so for you're going to have to blow me.
Yeah, I don't know about that man.
It seems like a guy would stick it anywhere.
Take my man inside both your tiny little hands there, Donald.
I believe in a place called Throat, you know, what's funny, man?
Like I had been, I believe in a place called Throat was way funnier than either one of
you as clowns gave me fucking credit for it was way funnier.
Fuck you both.
You know what, Steve, you do you do have a way with words where I won't catch
it, but then when I listen to the replay, like that motherfucker.
That was pretty good.
Oh, it was a winner.
Now, man, I had been saying that.
Mr. Mr. Trump is a little light on the loafers,
especially when you see that picture when he's young, you know,
and he's just like sprawled out on that couch wearing pajamas
and then that one where he's a Roman twink with Roy Cohn.
Yeah, like it wasn't fake, but you never know.
You never know.
Yeah, I mean, if you're Roy Cohn's mentor,
you're Roy Cohn's your mentor, you know, and he's the one that's
responsible for your rise to power in New York real estate.
You've probably you've probably spent
a couple of late nights at the office.
Yeah, he's he was Roy Cohn's power bottom.
Oh, man, it's wild.
That shit. Oh, look who we got here.
We got Mr. X QE's QE's with the babies.
Yo.
Oh, another special guest appearance.
And the question is the most disappointing
fight for me in the prelims was Kapilov and Rodriguez,
because I thought more highly of Kapilov.
Like he he had to like he didn't want to fight today.
Like he wouldn't even try it.
Like, don't like throw a punch nigga.
I mean, shit. I mean,
I mean, if I could be out there bouncing, I'm like,
but you know, you need to throw something, right?
Like I couldn't make much sense to me.
Y'all already got the the link.
Yeah, go to the link.
Oh, he can't see it. You got to repost it.
All right. Yeah.
The link for the for what we pay for.
She'll the fuck out.
We all should end.
Yeah, yes, Fred.
Yes, Fred and with we'll put in our fair share.
Comrades.
So when are you coming down, Corey?
He's not listening.
He's busy.
After that, after that, rebasing marriage Iwana.
And we just got another gay guy that's joined in the stream.
He goes by the name of Mr. Drew.
Well, what up?
Think I'm gonna be like that.
Almost sexual films as they got to be like that.
Hey, hey, we all had the.
Crispy cream doughnut, cinnamon field, cinnamon, apple field.
You drew your microphone.
There is fucking the jelly doughnuts, the set.
OK.
Are you guys on there?
I don't know this night, but.
Oh, maybe I was wrong.
That's looking kind of dankish.
Hey, Drew, go to the settings
and make sure your microphone because.
Yeah, you hear me?
It's getting there.
Hey, Corey, this was this was cinnamon, apple field.
It's seasonal.
Oh, it's like apple pie, American apple pie.
Here we are.
Drug addict on the scene.
That was good.
Man, I have one dab left.
I'm about to do I.
I thought I had to wait until Monday.
And by some miracle of the postal gods.
I went out to check the mail earlier.
I had a couple of ounces of very, very good
California top shelf outdoor and then
a handful of grams of this insane fucking
Mary and Barry fresh frozen diamonds.
Oh, dude.
Oh, oh, how much you love to get delivered there?
What's that?
How much you love to get delivered?
Well, I.
Do you mean like legally?
Because I'm not.
I'm not sure I have an answer to that question.
OK, got you.
Yeah.
Believe it or not, I've been able to get
with like four grams of dabs delivered to the house
from a, you know, weed store.
OK.
And I know that some of them will only do like a gram
because they consider it X amount of, you know,
like they have a limit on what they can deliver.
So is there a unit or something?
What's that?
Can you guys hear me?
Barely, man.
Really?
What's going on?
Go on.
When do I can't hear me?
I'm just saying.
Just say.
You say, why is it?
Here we go.
Oh, the duration, Mr.
He missed weight.
So he's got to give up 20 percent of that person.
Like, all right.
They have one job.
These fucks have one job, dude.
One one fucking job.
There is always fucking big, though, always.
Like, he shouldn't even be fighting in that class.
He should just go up to the fucking next week class.
Fight there.
So you mean like Maka Jeff has
because that's what Maka Jeff did.
He said, but I can't I can't cut the weight no more.
Like the weight cuts just it's too much.
Yeah. Oh, man.
I chose too big for that weight class.
Anyways, in this shit in the chat,
racist shit gets banned real fast.
Man, you can't even count on a fucking good
pirated UFC stream chat anymore on a racist live chat.
I know will be the racist live chat, Corey.
That's not our chat.
It sounds you sound like you are in the laundromat.
You're like under water, bro.
Yeah.
They come come out.
I don't see a microphone.
I mean, I got it all way up.
Where the fuck is your microphone?
Yeah, where's your microphone?
I'm actually.
I just do this one right off my head phones.
You're a professional at this.
I am.
When you come in down, Corey, Thursday.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, we're definitely hanging out, bro.
You want to pick me up at the airport?
Fuck, if I didn't have to work, I would on a Thursday.
Right. That's fair.
Yeah, it's only in Tampa, like 75 miles from your house.
Even though Gary is just fat, I still think
Saint Denis is going to walk away with this one.
And yeah, I pick. Yeah, I pick up and walk.
So I don't know this underneath.
Man, he was French special forces, so he's a pussy.
Yeah, I was impressed last time we saw Saint Denis.
But didn't he one last time?
Yeah, but it wasn't impressive.
Hold on a second.
Yeah.
Hold on a second.
Am I can you hear me better?
Yeah, that's a lot.
Yes, sure.
OK, what's the headphones?
Well, OK, the last time Saint Denis fault,
he beat one of the fight nerds via submission.
What you talking about?
We see you think about some other nigga.
He beat Ray.
Is that our chat or is that the stream you pay for a chat?
It's the stream we paid for his chat.
Oh, it's going to be racist shit.
Yeah, it's there was like that.
Yeah, well, that's going to be Indians being called poop dudes.
And, you know, this and poop dudes.
You know, it's going to be like that.
Sure.
Is that a technical term?
Pipe.
The the the official term is
the the bowl of jeep feet, Goop Scoop.
OK, OK. Yeah.
Did you see that white kid that went to India
and like proved they have like a shit fest
and then like 10,000 Indians like went after him online?
Yeah, he just went to the festival.
They were throwing shit at each other
and throwing stick and shit.
Right.
People are just like, really?
That's really surprised the countdown at the festival, son.
Like the rest of the world's a shithole.
It's like no wonder everyone's trying to fucking come here.
Right.
You have to go to major cities here
in order to get the shit on the streets.
Whereas there, it's like all of the rural areas
and some of the major cities.
Yeah.
You know, man, when you talk about man,
all over here is that was the place.
So I hear the place to be is China.
China's awesome.
They got flashing lights and shit.
Yeah.
Japan is a fucking children, man.
Nick is a children, man.
I straight up.
They're like, oh, man, look how advanced they are.
They should be a bunch of flashing lights.
I'm like, what are you fucking for?
So damn.
OK, OK, OK.
So we don't we don't have another special guest
and we're going to be stacked tonight.
Yeah.
Six people, shit.
Stacked.
I mean, they just let them know
they need to send their fair share to, you know,
seeing how they're watching this fight with us.
You know what I'm saying?
But it's like with people.
The fair share.
Brad and I have a special arrangement.
I have a Bill Clinton mask that I put on.
Yeah.
Is this the is this the last prank review this year?
Or is there another one?
Might be the last.
What do you do?
You think that they're going to give?
Oh, no, OK.
December 60 is there.
Shealy and y'all take.
OK, OK, yeah.
You think they're going to give the women's belt
to a China lady?
I don't know.
That market.
Jean-Wayne 26.
The Jean-Wayne Lee.
Yeah, I think I think the Russians are going to take her.
OK, they're doing like I was saying, they're doing that.
They're doing the the judges are not fucking around the night
because of that.
I think it's because the shit they got into.
Yeah, we should probably address that, too.
Somebody in Canada.
Yeah, I don't think they're in Canada today.
They gave that fight to that Ethan kid against their golden boy.
And I thought he's going to get screwed out of a decision.
What against what against well maker?
Yeah.
Yeah, well maker didn't look good.
No, but you know, that's the kind of thing
where they got their golden boy.
They give them they give them the usually.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, well, well maker.
Well maker looked like he was.
He was a little bit too cocky.
Throw hands.
I mean, you've been out.
You've been out there dropping folks and he he like.
Didn't want to fight this kid today for some reason.
Yeah, he's got to go back to the drawing board a little bit.
Well, the thing is, is that most of his opponents haven't touched him.
And that's what I say all the time.
It's like you can go against somebody who's really good.
But if you touch him a few times, the fight changes.
There are you or the knee.
This should be a good fight.
And I think, you know, I think I think some of the knee has it.
I do. I do, too.
I'm with you on that.
Yeah.
We guys came in a way on Edwards and and Prates.
I think that's that's my life.
That's the most positive.
Yeah, Prates is like to me the most.
I'm most confident of who knows.
Yeah, I think I think it's done.
I think he's down to the over.
I like how Prates is asked, who would he rather have as a coach?
The Bebe or the mother cat.
He's he chose the other cat so he could party and smoke.
Prates don't give a shit.
He smokes after the fight.
Smoker. Yeah.
Well, there is was close 157.2.
How come he always looks like he's 80?
Is he's great?
It's a great hair.
But he's had that gray hair since he was like 21, probably.
I was going to say, yeah, he's got to get some just for men.
You know what I mean?
Get a little bit just for men.
Right.
Well, look, being used under scrutiny, motherfucker.
Hey, I might should have picked Darius
because he really needs a win and a knockout
so he can get some of that purse back.
Right.
He might come out here and he's just a better fighter.
Depends on what happens.
You know what I mean?
If they get it on the ground, Darius is Jiu Jitsu's
top, top Jiu Jitsu.
I mean, he's the size difference, man.
Sunday. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He does.
He looks like a job.
Oh, yeah.
Damn.
Oh, damn.
Oh, fucking wrong.
Whoa.
What happened?
15, 12 seconds in.
I can knock them the fuck out.
And there is just like, man, why they stopped the fight?
It's because you were face first, huh?
Yeah.
He's like, what happened, man?
I was still in it.
It's because, yeah.
That's what's going on.
He punched you in the muzzle, my dude.
You went down a lot.
You were facing that guy.
He's on the mat already.
He punched you in the eye.
We were like religion, my dude.
It was.
16 seconds.
God damn.
It was on Sunday.
Sunday, they could go fight next week.
Oh, why is there he's talking to folks?
I mean.
It's your baby.
And then it's like.
There it is.
I mean.
Why'd you stop it?
Why didn't you let him fuck me in the ass?
I was laying on the ground, passed out.
I was ready to take it.
Take it like man.
He went straight into the full Trump position.
Yeah.
That's a good stoppage.
Okay.
That's a good stoppage.
I mean, will you like that?
It is your phone.
I mean, you and you finish flight now.
You turn his head into a rumba for about three seconds.
Hi.
Damn.
Upside the derriere.
God damn.
Hey, dude.
Hey, do they have to just extend this just because they got to cover for a certain amount of time?
Okay, we'll just go ahead and roll out the next five years.
Yeah, I wondered that because then what if you got everybody knocked out in the first 10 seconds of the first round?
I mean, they can't.
They got they got time to fill.
They got to show us some commercials for 15 minutes.
They should have a ring girl dance special as a backup.
Oh, there you go.
How embarrassing is this?
You miss weight.
You lose 20% of your purse.
You get knocked out in 16 seconds.
I mean, damn.
But it's even more embarrassing.
You miss weight.
You miss weight and you still look two times smaller than your opponent.
Makes no damn sense.
Can we talk about the upgrade needed in the ring girls?
I think they I think it do a lot.
But I mean, I'm not trying to knock them.
They're cute, but I've vouched for that.
You're right.
And you need to upgrade the ring girls, man.
What is going on?
Like Tracy Cortez is hotter than every one of those ring girls.
Hey, look, hey, you know, you know what the issue is, right?
Is that the ones that they would be able to actually get is already selling booty and making a lot of money.
So you're selling booty online.
Yeah, but then you can go to only fans and still do UFC.
That's how you get your own fans.
That's going to be a little difficult.
You know what I'm saying?
It's going to be a little difficult.
He's going to entrepreneurial or how the fuck you say that?
Entrepreneurial entrepreneurial.
What were you trying to say?
What was that?
We're trying to make skin calm down.
I thought you were trying.
I thought you was digging up some dead language for fucking days.
You know, man.
And I looked at the card, but you also got a night gig.
And then there was a little weed on the side too.
You know, man, you're entrepreneurial.
Every day.
That's what it was.
I mean, you nailed it.
Oh my God.
Even Tiger Woods has off these.
I haven't even had a chance to congratulate your LA Dodgers.
They're wheezy.
Oh yeah.
That's the head.
I should have been wearing.
Oh, you're on there.
Bullshit as wind.
God, they got to push it.
Hey, nonstop hate from the cubes.
But let me tell you some right.
They had some sorry fat nigga.
They hadn't hit it.
They hadn't swung a bat in a month and a half hit a home run.
The likelihood of that is zero percent.
He loves Toronto because he's a huge Drake fan.
And that's where all the animosity is coming from.
Oh, Drake.
Oh, Drizzy.
Cubes undying love for Drizzy.
I couldn't believe it.
It's like, yeah, this guy hadn't swung a bat in a month and a half.
I'm like, easy out.
Bam home run.
I'm like, there's no way.
Dude, good hanging all out over the bail.
I'm talking about all out over the bail.
I'm like, that's old school baseball.
I was like, bring it back to classics for the 25 World Series.
That's what I know, dude.
Hey, but I should have known to pick Will Smith because Will Smith
has been in the World Series every single year for the past six years.
Somebody with the name Will Smith.
Yeah.
Past six years of one has won the World Series.
Well, that sounds like a real uncommon name there, man.
Right.
Yeah, but the likelihood of being a Will Smith on the last
more likely to be named Diego Perez.
And you are Will Smith.
He is.
You got a good point.
Three more years.
He's way more likely to be named fucking Takenawa.
Yeah.
This is true, man.
The Japanese are kind of, they flooding in, ain't they?
Dude, they put them on some sort of fucking,
uh, what's is the Yvonne Drago steroid fucking program?
Get ready.
Every Japanese comes over here to play baseball,
could fight Rocky tomorrow.
They could.
Every single one of them.
Give him a run for his money, too.
All of them would bury Apollo Creed right now.
Even the fucking skinny ones, dude.
Don't let them fool you.
Yeah.
The Dodgers keep getting all of them.
Who's that dude?
Yamamoto.
I was like, I feel like that motherfucker should be
sharpening swords and shit.
Yeah, I'm a motherfucker.
That guy's a badass, dude.
That's what I know you.
Yeah.
He came from a fucking, he came from like the same
Asian factory where like Yao Main came out of.
Yeah.
We were like, oh, let's try baseball now.
Yeah, but nobody's beaten Rocky.
The five foot two heavyweight.
You know what I'm saying?
Suspension or reality through.
Dude, I was in a mirror planet Hollywood back in
the day.
That was a thing.
I don't know if you guys remember Planet Hollywood.
It's like a restaurant.
It's a restaurant.
It was like a celebrity thing.
Yeah.
I was in New York and they had Stallone's
dredged dread outfit.
I couldn't fit my dick in that thing.
I couldn't believe it was so.
He's like five, five, four.
He's a little fella.
Yeah.
I mean, I couldn't believe how little it was.
And I didn't.
I was innocent.
I was thinking he was a heavyweight.
You know what I mean?
Right.
I mean.
I'm trying to go.
Dude, it was ridiculous.
That's tough.
That's tough to hear.
Mr. T was only like five, six, five, seven.
And he looked like a giant next to slide.
That's because he's a mohawk dog.
Yeah.
The mohawk does add an extra three inches.
I was just going to say the same thing.
And he was throwing his haymakers.
Who's throwing his haymakers?
Who do you guys like?
You're a protege.
Clover Lang is like one of the movie village.
Edwards is done, man.
I feel like it.
Dude, I still remember sitting at Bdubs watching Edwards fight newsman.
And I was like, man, is Edwards going to throw some?
Oh, shitty.
Knock him out.
I mean, for five rounds, I was like, man, Edwards ain't even going to throw a punch.
And then.
That when like transformed Edwards into like a whole mother fucker, man, which is great.
Because like you said, he was he was losing the entire fight, man.
And then he just pulled that shit out.
And after that win, I don't know if it kicked in something in his head or what, man,
but it transformed him.
Then he was a badass for a couple of fights.
And now he's on the way out.
Right.
He just looks like mega mind and kind of confused.
Yeah.
His best days are behind him.
Don't jinx us here.
That's fair.
Don't jinx us.
That's fair.
You know, Prate reminds me.
Remember that boxer back in the days from a shit from Costa Rica that used to smoke
talk all kinds of shit.
Was it Costa Rica?
I think it was Dominican or something.
I know you're talking about.
Oh, yeah.
Majorca.
Ricardo.
Yeah, that's right.
He used to smoke a cigarette before the fight.
Talk all kinds of shit.
He would get his ass kicked, but he wouldn't tap out, man.
That's who Prate's kind of reminds me of Ricardo, Majorca.
He's like six inches taller.
Right.
Yeah, I'm just talking about the bravado.
You know what I mean?
Like that.
Yeah.
Don't give a fuck attitude.
Majorca would like go fight and then go get on a fucking bowl.
Yeah.
Or go to a whorehouse.
He wouldn't give a fuck, dude.
I can't say he got to a whorehouse.
All right.
We can still get on top of a bowl.
Gay La Jolla would go to the gay nightclub after the fight.
Right.
Hey, man, for as much shit as he got, man.
He's definitely one of the greatest of all.
Time.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
He was amazing.
He'd be like people make fun of him for his stilettos, but he put
those stilettos on and still whoop your ass.
Fucking Delo.
Yeah, it is.
A few months ago, he was talking shit to Canelo, man.
Fucking Delo was cracking me up with his shit talking.
And he's pretty funny, man.
Dana White hates him.
I mean, hates him.
Delo.
Yeah.
Dana White fucking hates Delo.
All right.
Why?
Why for?
Because I think he was trying to do his own thing and he's got
a coke habit.
He was talking shit on Dana White.
It's a funny issue on ESPN where Dana White is just going
off on for like 20 minutes hilarious.
I will have to watch it.
My favorite part was when Delo was talking shit to Canelo
and using these big words and Canelo's like, bitch, you don't
talk like that.
Someone wrote you that speech.
Delo is just reciting the shit that was given to him
like a damn actor.
That was his big audition for commercials.
All right.
Okay.
You can sell the dick pills now.
Hey, even though even though Edwards had an epic run
after the Usman fight, his three piece and a combo from
Mazvedal must never be forgotten.
Yeah.
He's talking shit.
So I gave him a three piece and a soda.
Yeah.
He's like an interview.
He's like, hang on a second.
I just punched him thinking, hang on a second.
All right.
We got Mr.
Brad Inkley.
How's it going guys?
What's happening, buddy?
Nothing, man.
I'm just trying to get on that guy knocked that other guy out
in like 18 seconds or something like that.
Yeah.
Hey, I'm going to we're going to send you the stream yard
in the private chat.
You just click that link and then you can watch.
We'll be watching the same fight in real time.
Okay.
This is how we do the fights.
That's cool.
Yeah.
We it took us a minute to to get it down.
We used to be like 30 seconds apart, two minutes apart
from the exciting moments.
And now we're on the same page.
Edwards looks ready.
Yeah.
I mean, it could be more of a fight than, you know,
what I would say, I still think practice has him.
Mega mind.
Bruce gets he gets hyped up there, man.
When he gets to the last fight, but I'm just like,
he's going to lose his voice one of these nights.
I mean, he got he he commits.
Upgrade them.
Yeah.
I'm with you, true.
Yeah.
They look like Vegas.
They don't even look like ring girls.
I mean, she did have to tell me so I mean,
they look like Vegas realtors.
She had.
This guy's got some size on him, too.
He's got a weird body type.
Look at long ass arms, long ass legs.
No, no mid section.
It's like watching Steph Curry try to do MMA.
There's just all legs and arms and like no midsection.
Okay.
Looks interesting.
Okay.
We lay, we lay a cake and everybody lay a cake.
I'm nervous about this one.
He's built for one of those bicycles.
That has your buddy on tire.
I need to give it up.
I don't want sex.
Come on, man.
Let's hear it.
You know what I mean?
We'll see if Pratis is in the class of Leon.
That's the question.
Yeah.
Okay.
She didn't take down.
He didn't like them punches from Pratis.
He's trying to take them down.
I probably didn't like those leg kicks either.
Yeah.
Pretty savage leg kicks, but.
Yeah.
Because this is unbecoming of Mr. Edwards.
Okay.
He's trying to show that he's got a well-rounded game now.
Right.
It's well-rounded.
I can walk people up to the fence and hug on them too.
Is he?
Oh, that was a high knee.
Okay.
Yeah.
Look, he's talking shit.
Yeah.
He's like, bitch, get off me.
Oh, he's breaking it.
That's stupid.
Mm-hmm.
Nah, that's good.
That was getting boring.
Right.
But I mean, I don't know.
Man, some of those times, man, it is about entertainment.
So it's just like.
Yeah, I don't.
He's not even trying to advance position, you know.
Yeah.
It's like.
It's been cocky, man.
It's making me nervous.
Oh, the nice knee to the body.
Yeah, it was.
Oh.
Nice left.
Yeah.
That's a good strike, man.
Oh, shit.
That shit.
Look.
Oh, here we go.
Again.
And.
Oh, Edwards.
Edwards takes down Prates.
Now, going for his back.
Edwards Usman.
What in the hell?
Hey, we're things, man.
I was like, what the fuck?
I didn't practice for this shit.
Yeah.
Got got a little, you know, like.
Going in on his way.
That's tiring for Prates, man.
Yeah.
That's tiring.
Yeah, it is.
Man.
I thought this is jiu-jitsu is sick though, right?
I mean.
I don't know.
Usually not speak about.
Yeah.
They all they say that all of them are black belts.
It's like, oh, yeah.
He black belt, he black belt.
Okay.
Look at he's like making a face.
Yeah.
God damn it.
That is exhausting to just have somebody's full body weight
hanging around your waist and your back and your neck.
And then balance in there.
It getting punched.
One then balancing expense.
Again, with the takedown.
Yeah.
You said it, Drew Edwards.
That's crap.
Look at that.
Yeah.
Edwards look ready.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
He's got the neck.
Oh, shit.
10 seconds left.
He ain't gonna be able to get it though.
Yeah.
I gotta give props to Edwards, man.
Yeah.
Edwards has a clean first round here so far.
What do you think, Brad?
I don't know, dude.
I think I'm a little high.
All right.
There we go.
All right, yeah.
I was just telling the other guys back
for like five minutes like a backpack
or something punched in the face.
The Leon Edwards La Boo Boo pack.
Are they getting tattoos in the corners
right there in between rounds?
Tattoos.
That's good.
Yeah, dude.
He wasn't ready for that shit.
Not at all.
Protest is like,
that's not the game plan we went over
before I stepped in.
I gotta give it to Edwards, man.
Yeah.
That's how you do respect.
Hey, look.
I'll be the first one to...
I didn't like write him off,
but I did think Protest was gonna come out
and be a little bit more clean on the striking
and yeah, spend less time
turtling and trying to...
Was that a Japanese lady we just saw?
Chinese.
Oh, man.
Zing Wei Lei.
She's pretty badass.
She looks badass, man.
She is.
Yeah.
She's a fucking killer.
She weighs like 20 pounds,
but she'll put her head in.
Right?
If you're not quick with the fly swatter first, Brad,
she'll fuck you right up.
Yeah.
She's Chinese.
Yeah.
Well, she got a winner.
That's under the Uyghur camp or something.
Well, China could have their first UFC champ,
which would definitely open up that market for Dana,
but I kind of...
We need to keep up with China in the ring.
Zing Wei Lei was already a champion.
She just vacated a belt to move up weight class.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
Because what was it?
Mackenzie Duren just won the belt that Wei Lei had.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, Pratt has landed.
Yeah, he did.
Yes.
Man, he's landed.
Nice.
A couple of rights from Pratt.
We all are going to try to take him down again here.
Yeah.
He's going to shoot any second now.
Oh, damn.
Nice knee.
We got to watch that because he...
He's got to stay in the front.
Oh, it's over.
Pratt has.
And another big shot.
Yes.
Leon Edwards knocked out in the background.
I feel bad for Leon.
Damn.
There it is.
All right.
I had Pratt.
Damn.
Who do you guys like in the next one?
Brady or Morales?
I don't know.
I want to focus.
I want to take this one in, dude.
That was a good one.
I got money.
I got money to worry about here, man.
I want to say Brady.
Drew, I want to say Brady.
Me too.
I'm telling you, that's my hot take.
That's my hot take.
This guy's about to give an unintelligible interview
or Joe Rogan with lots of enthusiasm.
Are you going to do the best?
Hi, man.
It was crazy how you just knocked that guy out there
back there, man.
I want to thank...
I want to thank his God.
Do you want to thank Polliter?
You came in, you were talking a lot of shit.
But then you backed it up.
And Rockstar.
That's nice.
Look at this.
Boom.
Right in the thigh.
I mean, that's...
Off his feet.
He's left the ground.
It was over right there.
It was over.
Yeah.
Dude, that was so...
I put up the ground.
Very, very clean.
Very fantastic knockout punches in a row.
You see that Weezy?
That's what I do to you, Weezy.
Drew versus Weezy at third eye.
Let's do it.
Fuck it.
Third eye fight.
20 second rounds.
That's racist shit, dude.
40 ounce gloves.
I think Leon can see the light right there.
I think he can see the light.
Like walked towards the light.
Hey, you know what's...
The ironic part is, he tried to pull a Usman early on
and he got Usman'd.
He did.
That's how Usman looked when Edwards kicked him.
Oh, he's a fucking fight nerd.
Fuck you.
Fuck all the fight nerds.
Great.
You didn't know he was a fight nerd?
I forgot.
I'm usually as high as Brad is.
Okay.
Brad's like...
Fascinated my life right now.
I love it.
Mistakes were made.
Drew, I have to trade you an AM wake-up shirt
for a Jones Plantation shirt.
Done.
Yeah, I'm shamelessly promoting my Jones Plantation
with my shirt.
I'm actually...
I just needed laundry.
We were talking about Jones Plantation
to my girl's sister and her dude earlier today.
As a matter of fact.
Hanging out.
I like to film the directors on asshole,
but I really like the film.
You know, I mean, it's a given...
The film world notorious for having asshole directors.
So, you know, it's a give-and-take thing.
You want to put out good art.
You want to view good art.
It's just, you know, something you take as a given.
Rogan's got his fight.
I'm not an exception.
That's amazing.
Hey, when does Sam Donnie fight?
Is he fighting?
He's fighting Trump.
Ron Donnie?
I mean...
Yeah, he's New York now, right?
He's fighting.
He's fighting a Lime Skewer.
He's currently on his way to the venue to watch some U.S.
where he will be fighting his gay thoughts.
How the fuck is he representing Israel in the fight?
How the fuck is communism not illegal in this goddamn country?
I don't know.
Is that slipped through the cracks?
Where's the fucking brown shirts?
Boom, look at that punch.
So, the last three fights...
Man, Donnie's letting black people get beat up in this city right here.
The last three fights, right?
Head kick for a knockout, 16 seconds, knockout punch,
second round knockout punch.
And folks have been out cold.
It ain't like, you know, they were covering up and they stopped.
They were out, out.
They were like...
Yeah.
Okay, yep.
I keep looking, but I can't figure out what that big stain on his back is.
That's the key.
Yeah, that's it.
You can't see nothing.
That stain on his back.
Oh, get out of my face.
I see.
I don't want to see you.
Damn, I see looks like he has AIDS.
Damn, I didn't know he was still with Coco.
He was like 75.
Fuck you, Andrew Schultz.
There's your boy, Wheezy.
Hold on.
You still got it?
Dude, decisively.
You ever think they'll ever cut to like Dr. Fauci in the crowd?
I was invited to be here tonight by Dana himself.
We go way back.
I used to treat him for syphilis.
That kind of needs like a dozen bodyguards to go to the store.
Yeah, kill him in that place.
Tell me we kill him.
What are they talking about here?
I want good fight next fight.
I want built.
I want to win.
And here's his trainer, Bill Ackman.
Fuck.
He kind of looked like the dude from impractical jokers that got in all the trouble a little while ago.
What are you getting trouble for?
I didn't hear about this.
Underage pussy.
Oh, yeah.
What else is there?
Underage pussy.
God damn.
That's one way to put it.
Young pussy.
I mean.
It's like.
Not like, not like child, but you know, I fuck it.
It's not child, but just young.
Yeah.
Just young.
That's kosher.
Kosher.
16 to 18.
No, it is his.
Yeah.
Prime demographic.
Yeah.
I don't know about that shit.
So is there no doctor or how when he broke his nose or something?
It's not because those are crooked.
Look at that.
Right.
Oh, damn.
Michael Morales.
I didn't mean to do that.
Wait a minute.
I got a decision to make now.
I guess.
Okay.
I am that much in that hat, man.
I guess wild.
Oh, my God.
Was that a thing?
Wait, come on.
Wait a minute.
Wait, what?
I love the little like narratives they do in between the fights to
like.
Build up the trouble.
Give you a stake in the fight.
I was wondering when Joshua van was going to fight next.
That's going to do the fight.
It will be a good fight.
Pantosia van.
I still think Pantosia has it, but Joshua van's a fucking badass.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
What the fuck?
He hasn't fought like in 10 years.
How the fuck does that work out?
It's probably been since 2022 since he followed.
That's been a minute.
I don't know.
That's what I'm like.
How the hell is he still 10?
That's not Brandon Moreno thought though.
Yeah, that's been a while too.
Not as long as Sehudo though.
No, but he's been a while.
Yeah.
And Sehudo just been podcasting.
That's all he been doing.
Yeah.
So, okay.
Look, Drew, Michael Morales is a fucking beast.
But I really like, I don't know, man.
I think Brady might have him.
I think Brady has the bigger gas tank.
I think it's Brady's time.
Morales can come back and win later.
I could be wrong, but I like Brady because he loves to see short.
He loves fighting tall fighters.
Yeah.
But I don't know.
I mean, he could get fucked.
I just have a feeling he's going to just have class.
He could.
He could get fucking floored like quickly.
He could.
But I think if it goes any kind of distance,
Brady has the bigger gas tank.
And he's just got crazy fucking accuracy.
He's so much better since he lost the ball out.
He got a, he got a sports psychologist.
And that's the same thing that the,
somebody else in this, in this card had.
I can't remember who it was.
And it's just like changes your, oh, well,
it was Sabatini has the same guy.
And they like put you in like a meditative state when you go out
and fight.
So you're like present.
You don't get nervous.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It can't hurt.
You know what I mean?
Right?
No, fuck's no.
This thing's going fast.
That's what I'm going for when I do pre-show dabs
every morning before a.m.
Wake up.
Going for the exact same thing, man.
I would just go paranoid.
Nah.
I'd be hiding under the desk during the fucking live stream.
Yeah.
Morales is a beast, dude.
He's big, man.
He's fucking great.
He's like 6'2".
And he, Brady's 5'9".
Something like that.
Yeah.
And he looks like he's fucking Joe Rogan,
Munchkin Lander height compared.
Yeah.
Who do you guys look in the final fight?
McAchev or Madalina?
I think it's JDM, man.
My heart says JDM, but my mind says McAchev.
Yeah.
I mean, I'd like, yeah, but I just, yeah.
You know what I mean?
I want Madalina, but God damn,
you can't bet against McAchev, can you?
No, that's a sin, bro.
If you lose, you're going to go,
what the fuck was I doing?
I bet against Mike Tyson.
Who's stupid?
Yeah.
But I'm with you though.
I like him.
Oh, it's like three to one.
Two and a half.
Yeah.
But McAchev hasn't given you a reason.
That's right.
To doubt him.
As either as Madalina.
Yeah, neither as Madalina.
Well, and he's got the McArena.
So that's that kind of.
Dude, Madalina's got fucking weapons
like everywhere from every angle.
He's got that.
I can't lose dog.
He finds a way to win.
You know what I mean?
But I don't know, man.
McAchev is so fucking good.
Yeah.
No, he's crazy.
He's a fucking.
He's a cathedral gargoyle.
Come to life with the sole purpose
of giving belts to a warlord.
What about what about in that stare down
when Madalina was trying to like intimidate him?
Yeah.
He's like, come closer.
Do it.
Do it closer.
Madalina's like, what the fuck?
Yeah.
McAchev.
It took me a while to come around to him, man.
And then I'm a believer in his.
I thought he lost the first Volkanowski fight though.
I actually thought he lost that fight.
It was close though.
It was.
I think I don't like Morales because he looks like a fucking
early 2000s R&B singer.
Or a tranny.
Damn.
Who?
Who does he look like?
He should be.
He should be in fucking.
Shaba ranks.
Cisco.
Yeah.
Cisco.
Yeah.
The song.
The best.
He should come out of the rainstorm fucking begging for pussy
right now.
Dump slug of.
Yeah.
Imagine him coming into the thong song.
That'd be.
Man, that's that takes me old school style right there.
That should came out like in 98 bro.
Right.
Come on, Brady.
Let's make America great again.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
All right, Sean.
Drew got all magnet on us real quick.
Where's Bill Clinton?
What is that thing that's going around where Trump's grabbing
Clinton's dick?
Is that obviously that's like AI shit?
That was the emails bro.
The emails.
That's a real picture.
That's a real picture of him patting him on the pecker.
Yeah.
Is that real?
That's been around forever dude.
That's an old ass picture.
But the emails.
The email says that Trump was blowing Bubba.
Yeah.
Bill Clinton's nickname is Bubba.
Yeah.
Wow.
Imagine that came out.
Then what?
And then we could finally have secession I think.
I think that the government just collapses and we find
a Trump blue Bubba.
What if Bubba could have been someone's dog also
for all we know.
That might be better.
I come before you.
Much like I came in Donald Trump's mouth.
Damn.
That's right.
Or a better Monica Lewinsky or Donald Trump.
Or that man.
What the fuck?
The full total reason he was so mean to Hillary
back in 2016 on the campaign trails because he was my
side bitch.
He was a jealous man.
A nobody's side chick.
Donald let's be honest.
If I called you at 3 30 in the morning, your mouth was
open faster than I could even get my pants off.
You were on my Johnson like I was on Bosnia.
Is it true?
But if it was true, I'd do it.
I'd do it the best.
Nobody would call a man in a more heterosexual way
than me, but not that that happened.
I'll ask you if you wanted to play golf and you knew
that meant that 30 seconds into the ride, you'd be
needing my balls like hardball eggs in a tube.
Childly.
It's because we have to save this country.
This shit is rough.
I want to dress up as him on how we knock on every door
and do this routine.
Rouse 18 and 0.
Yeah, Brady's 18 and 1.
So I mean, it's they are pretty evenly matched going
in.
I think the only way Rouse wins is a knockout.
I don't think he's going to win a decision.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
If you're wrong, you're like, do you want to?
OK.
Stomp on the ground.
He said something like you said.
I'm going to stomp him out.
All right.
What if I'm on the Mexican's there?
Hey, hey, are they illegals?
They're Colombians.
And if they're OK, if they're in Miami,
they're there on business.
OK.
I guess it's fair enough.
All right.
Here we go.
I don't like the knee braces on Brady.
Right.
They're starting to screw with the stream.
Oh, no.
That's just to keep good circulation, man.
That's all of these.
Yes.
Keep you on your toes.
They're going to do it more with the next two fights.
They start trying to.
Yeah.
Need to upgrade.
See, I mean, I don't want to be mean, but that's six point two.
I'm not a fan.
I said it was a six point eight.
Yeah.
Biggest realtors, not ring girls.
Michael Morales looks like a tranny.
Michael Morales looks enormous.
Yeah.
This is ridiculous.
Massive pair, though.
They got to have a rule against how much weight you're allowed to lose, I think.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
You had it reset.
Huge.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
I'm ready because he likes to fight big guys.
You're getting what you asked for.
It's only like it's the same weight class.
Yeah.
I'm saying it's not.
It's not the same weight class.
No, it's looking like.
Fucking.
Yeah, back in the day.
1997.
Yeah.
When that little white dude fought that giant black dude.
Oh, yeah.
Overweight black.
Did he break his nose and shit?
Hi, puppy dog.
Okay.
Brady.
Brady's pepper in the middle of the bed.
Yeah, he looks all right.
He just can't get knocked out.
He's got to not get knocked out.
Right.
Also, that's a good point.
He does have the takedown.
He could take Morales down.
Morales has got his hands low.
He's standing right in front of him.
Mm-hmm.
Ooh.
Oh, no.
No.
He left his mic combos.
No, no.
Big double.
Here he's got his mic combos from Morales.
Brady walking back in the middle.
Brady is fucking hurt.
Separation.
Yeah.
Dude, all them hits was landing.
Yeah.
No, Morales landed seven or eight clean right there.
Yeah.
That was wrong, bro.
Oh, there's another one.
Oh, there you go.
Brady's got to go for the takedown here.
Yeah.
He's going to go Mimi's in a minute.
Yeah.
He better get his shit together.
Dude, that strikes is clean, too.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Nice little left from Brady.
Oh, man.
He's so much bigger than him.
Well, he may be down, dog.
Oh, I hope.
Damn, dude.
Yeah.
That right hook for Morales.
Watch out.
Oh, he's throwing.
He ain't going the distance.
I don't think so.
Hell, no.
The way it's going, I'd be,
that'd be surprised if he survives this round.
Right.
He's got to get the respect.
He's got to get in there and get it.
Get a licking.
He's got to get him on the ground.
He's got to get a licking.
He's got to make him see a little blood.
He's got to get that respect.
Kick his leg, man.
Kick his right leg.
Oh, that's so cool.
He almost knocked him out.
Down goes Brady.
Brady's done.
And Morales takes him out.
That's seriously the first round.
Damn.
Morales is for real, man.
Don't lay down, dog.
Wow.
Morales is for real.
Hold me down.
Wow.
Oh, man.
Damn.
Brady's spending all his time getting tattoos.
He needs to be training more.
Hey, so what, so what is this?
So what is this?
Are we going to see an elimination bout
between Morales and, uh,
and Pratas next?
I got this.
Ooh, maybe.
I think Pratas is going to have a hard time with Morales.
I mean, he looks so much bigger than them.
Yeah.
Oh, that was serious.
It goes like that?
Yeah.
It was just like shit.
I ain't coming back in flight.
Right.
I'm good.
We haven't.
We haven't seen a third round yet.
This has been crazy.
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
Damn.
What's next?
We got the Russian in the.
Hey, man.
The chick fight.
Who's going to win?
We call fights and it's like two in the morning over here.
Right?
Oh, yeah.
So this ain't bad.
I'll take, I'll take an early night.
Oh, this will go five rounds for sure.
Who's going to win?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, he was getting rocked.
I, so.
You should have Chinko's last couple of fights have all gone
to decision.
Like if she doesn't go out trying to actually put
fucking whaling, whatever away,
she doesn't go out trying to fucking sleep or submit her.
She's probably going to lose.
That's bad.
That's my thought.
Interesting.
Wait, wait.
Lee is busier.
Yeah.
And like super technical and, you know.
Yeah.
And can fucking spider monkey upper fucking back and,
you know, get behind her and get her fucking throat if she
wants to.
Yeah, it's true.
Three minutes, 27 seconds in the first round.
I mean.
Oh, probably elimination battle between be between him and
Ian Gary.
Now that I think about it, I forgot about that.
Oh, Morales will kill Ian Gary.
So I think because Gary Gary beat Prates.
Be a decision.
My bill.
Okay.
In New York.
All the people in New York.
I love you.
I like to wear high heels and take walks in the beach.
I like to purchase an assortment of color dildos.
Shout out to everyone.
That's what he.
Oh, that translator's lying.
He doesn't say this was for ma'am Donnie.
I would like to tell Donald Trump to stop bombing the boss off
of the cost where my people leave.
They're only drugs on the boss for some.
Are we still talking about just how causing talent now.
It was never a thing.
Man.
It's still a JemWaylee.
Oh man.
She, gosh, it seems like she's been fighting forever too now.
So, and she's Shanku too.
I think it's been around for a minute.
Oh,
a
shift and go still get a school
Damn they got a bunch of people. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, he kind of fell off the radar whatever happened to him
No, he got injured. I think you I think he was supposed to be fighting for the foot of belt and got injured. Yeah
That's right, it was like last card they replaced them. Yeah, oh
That's her way leave fucked her forehead up man. Yep
De la Madalena in my shaves
Versus a machine
Okay, so the next two next two fights take up an hour. So
right
Yeah
And all these knockouts
Her childhood is full of
rigid training and
She does volunteer work and they're gonna go through her old fucking life story just to eat up some time, right?
Then she fell for the first time and she wondered if she could get back up
She was the youngest way back
She likes a cream
Contrast to her this woman
Was also down
Straight from the CCP
The choice but to be down
What is this shit see sir, what is it? Oh
We're partying your ass cheeks is optional
We lay had to pretend to be a boy until she was 23
Old man's covered in mud and bombs
Oh
That's the sequel. Okay, so the first one so with during World War two
He was a former
Well, he does during that but
The the second movie supposed to be about him going to get revenge on the guys who killed his wife. I
Know that Cory's gonna be in line to watch Nuremberg
So fucking Rabbi Schmooley was talking about Nuremberg and he said it
It's humanized the Nazis too much because they're just fucking animals. Yeah
No
They got it
Moolies like one of these ultimate sigh-up influence result
I mean his role is to start shit and instigate people's emotions and he does a damn good job at it, bro
Who's that?
Moolie
Rabbi Schmooley
Yeah, you could just take him in the hobbit throw him on no makeup. There you go
He was really good in labyrinth
You know the Palestinian Prince what's that guy's name the fighter? Oh
I thought you were talking about DJ Khaled
No, but that the guy who fights he's a it's I think he's not welterweight
He's like the Palestinian Prince or something like that, but he's from Chicago, but maybe yeah
They should just have they should they should have a
He might be
They match him up with a fight have him fight in Israeli and they just that's
That's how they decide all this shit
You know what's kind of funny
I've seen people trod, you know how Jake Shields is always talking shit about Israel
Who's play the clip of him getting his ass kicked by him is Ray Lee you have see
Shit the internet that's where it all started
It was just a regular old fighter
Tilling is really
And he was like never again, I understand it now never again
Enkel
Schenkel's a scoop value has has gone down. Yeah, he looks like the hoggle
It's good you say scoop value. Yeah, her school valley went down
It's good SEOOP like like you come out whether you were fucker or not
About some fighting move or something I was like
That's a scoop move
Most of them get to the right position for a good hip toss
Yeah, yeah, but then they get taken down and they bend over and you're like well
See how I'm here, you know
She's like how'd you get my locker room?
For many year her school value, you know maintain good stock
Yeah, she's scoobable I'm just saying
Look well, look if she gets taken down this or if she takes a whaley down and she's been over then let me know what
She cries about something you can be like you're a fucking UFC fighter fucking shut up
A little Chinese girl
So cube I think I might have been wrong about something man, I think I was wrong
I was wrong Jason Statham being the greatest action hero of all time
I thought you're gonna say about a plane hitting the Pentagon. No, bro. Oh, I'm right about that
Charles Bronson, bro, I've been on a oh my goodness. I've been watching you've been watching this wish. Yeah
Jason Statham couldn't hold Charles Bronson's dick
Charles Bronson was jacked in like a 70s and he was like 60 bro two movies as wife gets killed his daughter gets raped twice and then
Died wish yeah, it was in the midnight. It was rape titties all over that movie
Yeah, well wheezy wheezy, I mean, what's the scape meter on this? I mean, what do you think?
She hovers around zero for the most part
Cheating a like it cup, you know, you've been the cold stone. They got the like it love it and I got to have it
I can
I
Would say she hovers around the the zero scoop index for the most part zero
What if the two of you were stuck on a desert island would at least be a one then
Islands like lumping out of it at all times. Hey, look, man, here's what
Pad Thai for me
Look, look, here's what the deal is. Okay. That's skin gonna be smooth, but so
You lather it up and slide in you'd be like, you know, it ain't so bad
The guys don't have to don't get to wear a top
Put tops on the guys or get them
Yeah, but you won't equal rights. I'll give you equal rights and left, bitch
What's he doing to her hashtag me to do get away
Make sure you check
The opponent nobody better get knocked out quick man, they got an hour and 40 minutes to go, right?
Me how
Now they just have a long post game post fight shit, right?
We'll be like, okay. Here's a big bank theory rerun. Thanks for coming out
Yeah
You ever seen the videos with big bang theory and no laugh track
Is oh my god, I'm so wrong
So wrong
Okay, I still can't believe that man guys is the kid from Christmas vacation. Yeah
Oh
the the main in
What's it called the nerd show the main nerd short stock with the dark hair
Who's taking the blonde girl? He's the kid from Christmas vacation the Sun. Oh
You know, I was quite shocked to find out
That the lead bad guy in death wish one
Was Jeff fucking go bloom. Oh, wow and in death wish to the lead fucking bad guy was Lawrence Fishburne
Wild shit
What about Clint Eastwood though, I mean busy an action hero he might not be an action guy though
He's got like he's got like 47 kids somewhere
She looks like a fighter pilot or something you're forgetting so you have to see the the professional
Oh, that's the one where the guy fucks a little girl, right? No, Jan Michael Vincent and and in Charles Bronson
I was the original professional. No, I haven't seen it. I don't want to call the professionals something like that
Well, I know I know that Bronson also did the exterminator
And you gotta let me find out and you guys he's got up all of his movies are him killing fucking
Muggers he was also in
Once upon a time in the West
Take it off girl
Yeah, oh creepy guy get out there get away from her dude
She's kind of she's kind of hot me you see that I mean I mean it been over like that. You're like, okay
Oh, you know you need to see Corey's hard times
That's the one you need to see hard everybody just hard time. That's a group. That's a great film. What I'll look for it
It's fantastic. He plays like a underground boxer and his in his managers like a heroin
It takes place during a depression. It's fantastic. I'm assuming you're a fan of bad lieutenant
That's that is you talk about that the Harvey Keitel. Yeah
That's one of the best films ever made ever made. Yeah, it's a fucking master the mechanic. That's what it's called the mechanic
Yeah, yes, yes
M&G and Michael Vincent. Yeah, I just watched bad lieutenant a month ago. I watched that like once or twice a year
That's a fantastic film
It's a masterpiece show me how you suck that cock
I
Movie was amazing at the end with Jesus
I mean as incredible
It's one of the darkest movies ever made why it's actually not though because it's like about forgiveness
It's actually not right
The journey there is a little rough. The journey is unbelievable. I love it. It's a journey
fake trip fake chasing that truck that drug dealer they get to the top of the stairs
Like oh, I please business. He's like smoking crack
It's like oh, I please business
God here
I need for all though exact same. That's crazy. Yeah, it's a tough call
He's gonna just die doing it's gonna have a heart attack. He gets so fun
Nobody nobody gets hyped for anything as much as he gets high for this
But he will he'll have like an aneurysm
Right there
Danny's name
Yeah
Lumpa Bruce right there
He'd want us to finish scoop them up and get him out of here. He didn't he didn't even
Realize he was the other one's brother with the one
Boxing until Michael buffer. Yeah. Yeah, until he's crazy. Yeah, it's so crazy. Yeah
They're like half brothers or something yeah
Then they both do that profession separately and they didn't even know each other were brothers or something some weird thing that yeah, it's such a
he would see him doing the boxing matches and he
He connected it to his dad somehow and his dad finally told him
Wow
She looks nervous
But it's just how they all look, you know, she's not just she's Chinese the Chinese for a whole
She's good. All right. She's ready. She's ready
God Brady just got the fucking lump didn't he
How much money you put on that
Here's the thing. It's a long story. I had a parlay
With him in Pratis, but it accidentally put the parlay and Morales
So then I cashed out of the parlay and took Brady
So I lost like a hundred bucks on the parlay and I lost Brady the fucking trash. Thank you story. Yeah
It's a tragedy what a fight God
You may kiss now and then you must fight
God bless you
Me say God blitz me and say God bless when they're about to go in there and pummel each other. I mean
Okay, they're good traps, dude
CJ yeah
They're both are here we go. Here we go
Here we go. Okay. She looks taller than they said she was
I think Zheng Wei Li lied about her height, I guess well, he's trying to find a range. Yeah, you're not close. I mean, oh
Shit
That's a good kid right to the VJJ
Oh
Yeah, that's what I was about to say I'm trying to figure out what Wei Li doing like she just
Is that what Eddie is I mean practice mode right now
Away from China continues to dance
Now you got a Russian on top of you
You're a freaking now the man. I don't know what you're gonna do now. I don't know. She's fucked
In my country, we call this the dominance
Fucking me post
Ticed by the fight but aroused by it at the same time
Especially right now, you see it. You see what I'm saying you look at you be like well
Man sit man sit I got I'm in the God of habit territory now in the streets
That referee breaks them up, I will kill him
These bitches ain't messing around
Wei Li up on her feet
Wei Li is literally fighting for her life
She right
You may get vaporized
Xi Jinping has her entire family in a fucking warehouse
Chinese made fucking m16 knockoffs baby oil starts to spill from the ceiling
Oh
Wei Li back on her back again
Half guard right now that's her spot
That's her spot at half guard. Yeah
That
Mullet on Wei Li's piss me off. It is a little off
You're not wrong looks like Kim Jong-un's nutsack
Smells like it too
Which is because that smells exactly like Dennis Rodman
To it
What is the game plan for Wei Li here
Not have this happen every round this is why chef Chico's been winning because she gets decisions based off of this stuff
She's not dominating people with striking or any of that shit. She's just you know
Getting him on the ground getting in this position keeping him kind of in the middle of the ring
Little of the octagon and eating up the clock
That's right
So decisively with the first great great great analysis
That was a good analysis. Yes. Oh, I like
Hasn't been any analysis tonight
I
The fights have been eight seconds long man, we're like
She getting acupuncture
No, that's it. No, no, they're like
They tell us like hey, you know, we got your family fucked up back home
Conversations at parties longer than most of these fights
Wait Lee your family's in the factory and we've removed the nets from the windows
Won't be going to Harvard after all she felt the elbow up inside on
I
Achieve
Right, right tell him I'll eat his soul
Praise be to Allah
I
Want to eat his children
Wait Lee looks like a little fucking like from her back like a little Mexican
Put cement. Yeah
Like something similar to like like she's ready to put some men down. Yeah. Yeah
Yep, she got way Lee again on her back force feeding her her titty
I don't know it sounded dramatic
Down with her tits sports sports bar mashes them down. So, you know I'm saying
And
I like that crouching tiger. Oh
His elbows are brutal. Yep. So is that crouching tiger?
Oh
What she has to do is actually throw something that's gonna connect. I mean she just sitting there
Here comes the crucifix I was trying to get in the first time I've never seen way Lee get this dominated man. Yeah
Wait Lee's usually
She's usually the aggressor
Yeah, she's
She's getting owned. She's getting owned. I say is owned. No, no way Lee has been really aggressive at punching a year. Oh
Boy, yeah, she might have it now
My car
I
Dana went up
Dana went up to both. Whatever you do make sure it goes at least four rounds. Okay. Yeah
Okay, yeah, that sucks
That's so frustrating there were three exciting fights before this
Yeah, yeah, all things all good things must come to an end at some point
I mean Chef Chico is clearly dominating, but it's just it's not it's not a fight
She's doing it. She needs to do to win. That's it. Absolutely
Occasionally remembering to throw a punch is a nice touch too
Yeah, that is very she's getting some shots in now. Yeah, oh look at that
That was a good job final seconds around to
Chef Chico
Absolutely dominating
Once again
What she's saying she's angry yes, she is
Fucking giant Russian broad. Do you can't do anything about it when she wraps you up?
I
Would know what the the issue is is that whaley puts herself in that position by just
It's like she punches the air and just charges for it into a damn
Into a bear
Like like you have to hit her like
Like you stop people by hitting them
So yeah, you should jab against more than the air I mean
Right like fire, can she shoot fire is that what she's gonna do in this
That's gonna be an unexpected turn of events
Yeah
Here we go
All the same we gay you just start to do in like
You know whirlwind kicks across the entire octagon never touches the ground
She looks like she beats her husband
There's a stiff. There's a stiff Jeff. There's stiff Jeff Valentina's thing is counter punching. That's her. That's her thing
Mm-hmm. Oh nice body shot right to the gut
Yeah
There you go
Yeah, you need to push off of her you don't need to stay in the client get out of the client
Get out of the client
That's what you do get out of the client
Hey Disney needs that money
But every 10 seconds crazy. Oh damn, okay
means I
Mean white Wiley's uh doing better
She could win the round if she does something here for sure. Ah, here we go. Oh
Decisively taken down by Chef Janko again, there's the round
She is yeah, because she'll maintain
Top control for the next minute and a half get your feet off the cage, honey
It's not how we
It's not how we do professional fights here
America
She's pushing her head into that fence, right?
Mm-hmm
got her
Forearm right over the throat to for a little bit at least
Uncomfortable as shit. Oh you have
Fence pattern corbrades in your hair. Let's go ahead and put some fucking things on your forehead, bitch
every guy
Every damn fight. It seems like one of the fighters was way bigger than the
Yeah
It's no different in this fight she's shanko looks way bigger than way Lee
Yeah, and they had their stats. They had him weighing the exact same and only being one
Oh damn
Chico team off on her with a couple there. Yeah, let's grab her and lay
Yeah, I think they said they both weighed 125
Yeah
Yeah, like she might actually just weight 125 and that's it like she has to cut weight or nothing
Plus way Lee has those t-rex arms
mm-hmm
Where all the weight is that's right boom
Nice little elbow on top of the forehead there and big knee to the body
And then see you later alligator. Yeah, you go down now
Round four underway
And just more the same. Yep
Well, he's got a
Understand that she needs a
Round or something. Oh
Nice nice kick to the body
She'll change. Oh
So take of just kind of letting you bounce around and shit
Yeah, because what I like I said way Lee just I mean she's throwing these like they're not there's nothing dangerous about it
Like she'll change. Oh didn't he have to move really? She's just
I said, okay, oh
Big body kicks from chef Janko this round. Oh
Another big shot to the side of the face it looked like
big knee to the body again another one a
Little grazing elbow from chef Janko and yeah way Lee just won't get in range
Yeah, I mean, it's just like like you're playing right at her range
And then when you run in you run in just reckless and get and get and hug. Mm-hmm big body kits
All round from chef Janko she might take take way Lee out
Yeah, she might take her out. She has no fear of their other at all
You're not way Lee hadn't threatened anything nothing zero. Oh
Nice little right hand from chef Janko
Wayley looks a little wobbly. Yeah, they're fighting for a belt and they don't give them gold gloves to fight with that's
To the point downright misogynist
They're smaller. It's not like you're spending a ton of money on them
She's gonna take her down again. Yep. Oh, what day if she should I mean way Lee's fighting right at her range
I
You throw the same kick I mean, it's just like she's whispering in there. Thank you
I was wondering when you were gonna do that you dumb bitch
Yeah, yeah, well, you were gonna throw that same cake that I've been catching and putting you down on
We got a super chat for Corey Hughes. What's your thoughts on Thomas?
so will bail
What
Thomas soul bill
I don't know
Okay, I'm a soul bail. Yeah
It's not supposed to be somebody. Okay, I
Put the comment on the
On the thing Thomas soul, I don't know anything about that
Sorry, bro, he says some some money on that but we don't even know who the whole time
Hey, there we go, hey, we put a put it out there Nathan. She's got nothing
Shift shift should go might start crying. I mean I should take away Lee might start crying
Warehouse
Brutal communist regime cube you'd be emotional
Look out in the audience and there's a stone-faced Chinaman
Yeah
Punch the giant Russian punch her hard
All your country
Great shot, that was a cool shot. She's still doing that thing where she's not even trying to get
Yeah, yeah, I mean
She's feckless ready player two there goes that kick there goes that kick again, uh-huh
And here it is you clenched
You got to move you hey, hey, you got a turner and push off
She'll sit on top of you for four and a half turner push off. You got to push off
Stop
Dude
She's going down again. It's like two rivals in the the hoa of your
Battle carriage your trash can's not supposed to be visible from the street, bitch
Man
Three minutes and ten seconds left in the fight
Way Lee has found herself in a very familiar position
All right, you need a submission. Okay. You need to sling your legs up sling your legs up try to get a triangle take
Right when the last time y'all think the triangle check from the bottom fucking damn 2014. I mean
Say man fucking Nate Diaz
I mean nobody even tries it anymore. Yeah
And
They tell me that all these people brazilian jujitsu black belts. I said my ass man
Think niggas just handing the belts out. They're going to the same jujitsu schools that hand out
Uh cdls to indian truck driver
Just fucking
Well, this ain't up some time
Yeah, sure did
You know what's actually pathetic the fact that shift chanker ain't gonna get a finish. That's what's pathetic. She never does
That's not her thing man
At least not lately. It's just been it's been this this has been her game plan
Her last five fights
She's so much bigger and can fucking wrap a bitch up
Hucker to the ground
Sit on top of her
Sniffer hair for 10 minutes
And
Co is that herbal essences? Yeah, oh shit, uh, I gotta reset faggot great job dina white
You think you think we're gonna miss a good money time
Is he gonna ask us our age
Is
Are you 18?
Always always like that you go to the sites just are you 21? I mean
I mean
I mean, is anybody gonna hit no on that
Can you get it back up?
Yeah, give me a second. I'll be
I can get it up. Show me your titties in that one. Yeah, I don't mind. I know we didn't go there
Wow
Shut the lake
Shut your titties do this. Oh, man. All right, Reezy. If you wouldn't mind. Oh god damn it
To access this picture, they toyed style. I had a tx. Whoa, look at the toes. All right
Oh
Is it back to the porn spam on the right
Usually it's animated
To each their own wow she fucking yeah, they
Yeah, where'd the racist chat go
The racist chat takes like five minutes to populate
Probably inside that
That cartoon tranny's ass
Oh, oh damn
All right to the womb
Oh, yeah
So what so what what what whaley whaley landed uh
One one elbow
Zoom we got five rounds
Yeah, one elbow shadow shadow boxy entire fight in a title fight in a title fight
cubed
But how the fuck does this thing take five rounds?
Because chef hanko isn't
She's not there to put anyone to sleep
They they fucking I guarantee you they were like look make it make sure it goes for just make sure it goes for
Yeah, we got advertisers we got to put on the skirt
It's with the asian bow. I don't get it. You're russian. What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You got the bow today, man, that's what
Yeah, I think
She's bowing to all the ad companies on the ground
And
She's like now we got drink moonshine and wrestle alligator
Bears does anyone know where miami heat is
I will break all those tiktok dance. She just took pulled out there
He just totally dominated
Joe
Spitting all over you right now. You just ruined your moment with that stupid gay dance. You just did. How do you feel?
I was doing the crouching tiger all night long. Yes
I
Punch better knock out
How many steroids is Joe Rogan on dude, he's he's on like
Chinese research chemical test off their own
Fucking all kinds of crazy shit
He's enough steroids to fill up your butthole once over if his head gets any bigger. He'll be able to play like roger clemens
Fucking he has an egg shape
Yeah, it's getting bigger and bigger isn't it every year
It fills me up with joy
I
He's gonna stroke out doing a cold plunge one morning
I went to say my girl. That's my girl. She's about the
I want you to
Is that who she's gonna fight next I think so
That'll be a better match in this piece of shit
Right. I'm going to fight you for your last
case
I will fight in you joshia silva for right to wear sequin dress at next ufc of it
Well, you're one of the all-time greeks
Joe needs to be like hey, hey lady
Why don't you shorten that answer about four sentences?
Go back to dancing right
Supposed to be up here fighting come on
Calm down broad dang
They want to add like 10 minutes to the end of the fight for the time
Dana's sitting there going
We need to end the war in ukraine Joe ask her if she's ever done dmt
Who's that guy
The Taliban or or she didn't train like surrounded her after that
Tell her why elon musk is our personal
Why are we talking to jane waylee? Oh, yeah, no, they're stretching for time for sure. Oh my god
We don't
Shit, yo
Dang dude, she's
Me how
I
Fuck they come up with that shit language man, seriously
Even though the Chinese government is going to cure my family
All praise to jesame king
supreme rita of uh china
May as they have to come up with a shit language. I mean
As the wrong is my face ruka raka dies
I am going so she's got
Two straight minutes
She has nobody she's in complete control here nobody knows what the fuck she's saying right
Waylees over there reciting old dirty bastard lyrics
Ha ha ha ha
Wu tankilla bees on the small
She said the chinese lady said something made her translator laugh, but then she said something to joe and there was no laugh
line in there, so she was lying about something
Oh, she's like why you asking that fucking question what was so funny, bitch?
Answer joe answer joe now
You get a real good answer
Carries her into the middle of the fucking
She's like lead it up next to the translator like like she's gonna hook up alpha in prison, you know
Look at the girls. She's like lead in the way. It's like orange is the new black china. What's happening right here?
Wayley get away from me. You smell like second place loser
Oh
Well, since you're not making it off the flight might as well grab
Oh
My god
Oh boy, there's some horrendous shit right there
Mate, we literally just had a 10 minute interview after that fight. Yep
That made for some great mystery science theater fucking commentary though. That's why everybody stopped by here cubed
Yeah
That last fight the delirium starts to kick in that guy's nose is shaped like an ass, dude
What a cursive a
I've never seen a nose sit on somebody the face the way that shaggy stands
It's wild to me
Wild fucking the fucking user names in the chatter. What's the funny?
I hate niggers. That was a great fight
I
Like this pretty much every time brad by the way
I do think we should talk about anti-racism and if you guys are on the path or
We're getting close
I'm pretty
Hey, we're pretty i'm pretty i'm pretty proud of our multicultural racism
The united colors of benetton
Casual races i'm over casual races myself
I don't actually like to wear a suit for it, but i'll have to
Not everybody can get pro
Yeah, there we go about 500 bucks. It's a living. It's what I love, right? Yeah, do it for the love of the game
fortunate enough
To pay the bills
Man it's such a beautiful city to be such a shithole. Yeah, wait, you know what's crazy. Della Maddalena like
He like beat nobody before he got a championship
Like legit like randy brown and danny roberts and
Ramazon and me youth is like
You know, hey, you know who he looks like right there. He looks like remember the mask was shared
We'll see the ears aren't enough to impress the chicks anymore. You got to have the ears and the broken nose
Oh, okay. Oh, you got to double up. Okay. Okay
Okay
Oh, hold on. They're gonna give us a breakdown of their whole lives. Oh, yeah walking in stand here
Hey
I thought my good chef was dang it standy. I didn't know he was in the fucking sahara desert
He looks like
All the way there
It's a new york for that desert
I consider myself pretty learned but I couldn't find fucking daggastand on a goddamn map if you paid me
That's what i'm saying
Well, I don't think daggastand is in the middle of fucking damn
He fought his way out of daggastand or whatever to dag nab the stand
Send me location
I
Walk to south africa the murder elon musk's brother with my bare hands
See a training montage of him punching camels
right
What the fuck?
I said i'm wrestling bears and shit. Like what the fuck is all this about
Dirk at derrica
He's like brook how short my shorts are look at the mask
That is rocky bro, what the fuck? Even my weights are green
Look at that. That was brutal man. That was very mask. That was brutal man
I
Damn if rocky
Worked out
That would be him right there. That's gotta be yeah, right? He's gonna win his nose is too messed up not to win
But yeah, no cubes, right? I mean that's a fucking mask, bro
It's not like he went through a bunch of killers on his
That was q4 20
Gilbert burns ain't been good in 10 years
I mean
This piece up of
Bernard williams or whatever the fuck his name was benard benard
Whatever the fuck his name is
Yeah, did that nigga look like a benard?
In a desert
Bernard Muhammad, oh, yeah, he beat benard Muhammad last time
Oh my god
The exterior suit of chest hair, oh
So jimmy johns plory hughes is gonna visit me
You know who else is gonna visit me
Right here
aw
Consummate your internet love
His real name
You will once I get my hands on you
But we gotta cut it we gotta cut out the fag adjacent shit man, I mean just
I can't deal with it
The racial names in the lab
Gaze the new straight
Islamic Lincoln coming out he's always so relaxed
Well, this is what you get when you vote mamdami, okay, right?
You asked for this new york you asked for this
This is what you voted for
It would have been an italian rapist had it not had you voted the right way, right
But somebody somebody put in the chat said I I'll say it again
I made the buying a new house or going homeless tonight. It's a nigga put all his money on this fight. Oh my god
Yeah
So cool spreader tells core views if you have not heard of thomas school. Is that the australian guy? Is that the
writer
Like neo nazi dude, yeah, I know you talk about I don't
Like dude that's racist against like no the australian guy
Yeah
Oh, what about him? He's bail. He's in jail. Yeah, I don't pay much attention to modern day nothing
It's all faking
It's all there you go cool spreader. Thank you for the one giant red dick. You're smoking on a quarry. What the fuck is that thing?
Jesus my this is my fucking nine
It's my fucking bad ass shit, dude
I thought you were talking about excuse microphone. That looks like a doggy dick
That is a big mic if that's how he had it professionally yet, especially may they're like, what would you kind of mic would you like?
I'd like you to look like a hard dog
Can you do that for me?
I'll take the uh, red rocket c90, please
Can you make it feel a little slick also?
Can you do that for me?
Make sure it's a cardio
I want it to be
Wanted to be
Because I'm talking to it. All right, whenever I finish a good rant. I needed to spit on me
I'm trying to figure out how I just started getting attacked for the microphone
I thought I told you to design veins onto this fucking thing
If you just catching random strays for no reason whatsoever
And it's all right. It's that it's that way everywhere I go. It's just like I've got like fuck with me written on me
I'm just
Two years into the show and all of a sudden and I were like, by the way, fuck your microphone
Oh man good times
Okay, this is almost
It won't be too far to one of the night
That's why I've been I've kept it together, but I make no promises after. Oh, are they are they booing jack?
They boo
Okay, it's all the mom donny supporters are in there. I love
He should have lee greenwood just come out there with him
right
Effigy of roseo donnell on fire
Yeah
Fucking well shit this week they could set an effigy of marjorie taylor green on fire. Yeah
What are your thoughts on that shit, man? I don't know I don't trust any politician before
MTG the beginning threats like that. It's kind of fucking wild man
Did you see the one where she said we have to overthrow the government we have more power
We need to they're fucking us said that they're fucking you in every way you need to overthrow the government
So tomorrow I'm going to be doing
And so I had to listen to a lot of this news shit and whatever and they were talking about MTG
And they were pro MTG because she was against trump because it was a liberal rag
But then they're like, but you also have to remember. She's the one that said talked about jewish space lasers and
I don't know man. She may be legit man. Who knows
Space lasers
All those people in government are always getting death threats
Yeah, they did a protest here and they like stopped that some couple guys got arrested. It's like a couple miles down the street from me
um
Going in and like it's like indivisible people going in and
disrupting
Her town they got arrested on purpose so they could then say look they're arresting us, but yeah, she draws a crowd and
Oh
That is the well from that angle. He looks Korean
Godly
He looks cutting
And he looks I don't know if that's a good thing though
Okay, man. They said he had anger. I don't know if that's good
Yeah, he needs to be calm
He needs to keep that bell or else he got that nose for nothing
He looks like he he's got to lose a lot of weight. He's probably walking around 200 pounds
Oh, no, no, he's no, he said his weight. He said his weight cuz easy. He weighs like 180 something
All right, really? He must be that's what he said
He looks
How tall is he
I probably stick probably six probably six foot probably six foot. I don't think it's
Yeah, that'd be tall. He looks pretty damn tall
Makachan's pretty tall too though, isn't he?
All right, he's got him age and reach he's got him
Yeah, but Makachan's got that fucking it factor, man. Yeah, he does you're not wrong
Yeah, it's the only thing I always say
We haven't seen him at this weight class at all. So I don't know like I've got no clue
He starts punching at the air. He's in trouble
Yeah, that's that's what we know he said that's how we can tell
Tell tell
Right
How does her Dean have a job right now? I don't know
Man, he's a veteran man
They he's been in the game for about 30 years. Yeah, that's part of the problem
Okay
Oh, er, man
Man, it's hard to find a referee man, he just did a movie trailer. It's funny
I
Stake they got the what is this shit coin v-chain that they're pushing
That's some dog shit, man. They need some independent media token up in there, right?
I gotta get that my token off odyssey. I can still get them, right? I keep forgetting to do that
No, here's your tokens out
On odyssey you should send me an email on how to do it and I didn't do it
Well, I sent you tokens somewhere didn't I?
Yeah, you did and I
I have to like you told me some steps I got to do to get them
On to my wallet. You sent me an email. I got a figure. I can't remember
You had to go and put something in a code or something and I don't know you sent me detailed instructions
So I think I'll be fine. I did
Yeah, I think so
If I didn't if I don't find it, I'll email you. Okay. All right. What fucking wallet did I send it to?
Odyssey uh exodus exodus. Oh, no, you're good. Just let him sit there
But they don't show up. I gotta do something to see them
Right, right. You got to add the little code. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they're there. You just can't see him. Yeah
How much did you send me a million?
Nice. Thank you. God damn. We gotta get this token up to a dollar
You fucker
Can I stake them we're thinking about that
This is gonna like we're gonna know pretty quickly whether jack is in over his head. Yeah, you know what I mean
You're gonna know pretty quickly
Okay, he's punching himself that means he's ready when you start punching your own cell. Yep
Well, he's about ready to fight a fucking literal demon
Kind of wild
I hope he fucks him up. I really do but I'm not confident, but I'm rooting for him
I
Feel like his septum is deviated
Well, no
Merce didn't seem to it Merce didn't seem too excited about this last fight
Right
Yeah, he didn't he didn't quite it didn't quite have the same aura, right
Yeah, I'm used to seeing my chair look ripped. He looks a little flabbed out
He looks like
Yeah, because he was losing damn 30 pounds. I mean he had to lose a lot of weight for this fight
He put it back on he was like bones in the way
Here we go
Not even there we go
Yeah, don't tap the gloves. You're here to fight
Hey, this is one of the one's where you know
They both look like they're the same size
Right. Yeah, Jeff was a little angry, man. He's gonna make a mistake here if he's not careful. Yeah
Yeah, he's coming in hot. Yeah, he's coming in hot
Hey, you got to come out. You got to get that respect early and say hey look nigga
It's gonna be a long night. I'm just letting you know
What one under appreciated thing about uh, my coach has his chin man. He's got a damn good chin
Yeah, he's taking some good shots
And he eats him a
Eventually that shit runs out, but
for some
Not what no, it takes the one that flat lines you
That chin goes away
Yeah, but some people never some people never meet that flat line
Okay, okay one leg one leg
Oh
He's got him down
already, huh?
Three minutes. He's in the shit out of him too
I fuck you send me location beat. He might fucking tap him right here
Oh, he tapped the motherfucker out that way too, huh? Yeah
Fucking wrestling that's a scary position to be in you got a maca chip on top of you. Yeah, what the fuck do you do?
Three minutes. We got to do this now. Yeah
He's like you're not
He's like where's share where is share
My mama you got me. You got a rotate
I really want a monster right now the urge to drink a monster
Is that that program is getting to you program
It's it is getting to me
Other family dollar has a monster
All right. All right. Hold on
You get out of there. Okay
He's gotta be real careful. You can get it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh
Okay, okay
He's got to get out he's getting that trio. Okay
He's got oh, this is where it's problems. You got to give your neck up here. Yep
Put your plums in his gums
He's trying. Okay
He's back. That's where one
He put him back in his place
easily
Damn
That gives you like a false sense of hope
You thought you had something then you're almost
pressing
No, not the no the thing is when you get to a position where you've got a little bit of leverage you've got to explode out of it
If you try to slow crawl out of it, it ain't it's never gonna work
Especially with somebody who's already good at wrestling
Man cities gotta stay present that expense so much fucking energy too. Yeah does
Well, the weight he's putting all his weight on him
Yeah, and then you're
Yeah, you're constantly moving so you don't get choked out exactly
You're trying to fight off all these yeah, you're
I mean, it may look like he's just crouched down
But all his body movement is moving these this entire time. It's engaged show. He's he's been he's in trouble here
Yeah
All right
Using a fuck ton of energy too though
Yeah
There's a video
A maca chef getting his a leg lock on somebody and squeezing them
And it's just some regular youtube asshole
And the guy's like, ah, like it's like the pressure he puts on
Like
He made it through the round probably
Okay
Okay, get that leg get that leg
There you go. Get the heel hook
Okay, okay, okay
Oh, okay, what was wrong with that? He kicked him in the face
Why
You're not allowed to kick somebody in the face
He said man, I couldn't tell his knee was down. Oh because he's on it. He's both his knees are on the ground or something
They're like, yo, you might not want to spend round two like that
All right, don't let him take you down next round
Faust is Australian for me
Okay, that was quick man. Yeah
He's got that leg fully engaged
Oh, look at that. Yeah, that was beautiful. Mm-hmm Faust is Australian be
Hey
Mackie's pissed it's in the location beach
Oh nice kick. That was
Yeah, you mean some folks ain't jdm out there
Right
About about 20 people
Here we go again. Oh shit
JDM's looking a little hesitant this round
That's that's what makes maca chip so deadly though, man
He can punch he can kick
And of course he can wrestle so you got to be watching out for all all of those things
Well, that's your best weapon man, you might as well exploit it
Yeah, but I know
Oh
Dangerous
That was a bad call. Yeah. Yeah. What are you doing? Oh anybody get him in there?
Oh, he's teabagging him. There you go teabag
teabag
I mean that's that's like something that you've seen on a few cameras
That's bill Clinton and donald trump right there
I
Mean that's what I said like like
Like honestly, most of these fighters are unintelligent. It's just like
dude
I would disagree man. I think they're fucking intelligent shit, bro
No, the fuck they ain't because I don't want to grapple
I'm like dude reverse course push off and let's get back to space
But they continue to grapple. It's just like are you stupid?
And they come back to the corner and say hey dumbass
Stop grappling
Two minutes and 35 seconds left in round two
That's gonna be a long way
Yeah, I was gonna say
He's just trying to wear him out is all
I
Am boys it looked like we were gonna have a short night tonight. I guess not
No, we'll we'll be back at our 2 a.m. Regular times
Magdalena's beat to shit though. Look his mouth is open
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I've got iced teas in that crowd tired of this shit
Come on
Mockage of this because he's not actually getting
What he wants out of it out of having him, you know, other than just
Time control control time
Smashing him. He's dominating though
Yeah
Magdalena has done shit
Yeah, but you see
What once again, that's what I say like the jiu-jitsu aspect
Like you have to work on being able to do submissions from the bottom
Like there's no
Yeah
12 seconds left
Big knee to the body from Mockage of
One JDM's way back up
another big knee
and that's around
but
JDM showed him he could get out of it. You got to feel that out slipping away
This is uh, very dude. Drink is two plus C ish
You know, what's up a drip? How come they got to keep showing the drip?
They got to show the drip man. Mm-hmm. It's in the contract. It's in the contract
He needs an american to be motivated may I say this is the moment you were born for i'm not sure about that
He needs he needs crease from
The karate kid show to be motivated godly that face has no hope at all
right
That's a a tuckered little puppy
He's gonna kill yon
Yeah, man, peter yon peter yon that beat him
Not peter yon about to beat him
No, yeah, come on take it down like 400 times in that fight peter yon is gonna beat him
Yon round three. I'll take your yon money
All right, here we go
Della modelina doesn't throw some fucking punches and land them. Yeah, exactly like what are you doing?
You're like, yeah, because you know what's crazy is that the last fight market. You have had was a straight-up like
War with distant pourier. Mm-hmm like
Like pourier was inches away from finishing market. You have actually yeah
Oh
That was a nice jam. It was a great. I mean, I mean you
Jack looks like he doesn't want to yep. He's like, you know, I got dinner reservations
You got to touch him you got to touch him right you got to touch him with something
Another big kick from market job
Yeah, you see wobble him on that last low kick. Yeah, yeah, that was
A nice shot, but he big shot in the market job too. He blocking him. No, yeah
Oh, here we go again
Nice. Okay. Okay
Okay, there you go
All right, here we go. Keep going. Come on. Della modelina finally landing a couple
Hey, you guys out there
You gotta a make him respect you close. He's gonna he's gonna go for his fucking leg. There we go. Told you
Here we go three more minutes of this should look so easy though, man
If we even if he even gets through that, yep
No, he's in trouble. He got to have that sprawl, man
Oh, that looks pretty
Uh, what's that gonna look like it was in there?
He can't get out of this
Yeah, but what frustrates me is what frustrates me is that you know
Years ago when people got people on the ground they called it ground and pound
Yeah, I'm saying like
They try to pierce he put their head through the mat
Nowadays it's ground and hug. Yeah, it's just ground and like
Hello, how about you? Oh, I'm okay. How about you?
Okay, slip in three slip in three. Oh my chips still dominating a minute 20 seconds left in the third round
Yeah
Yeah, but you got to create a scramble, man
This is like
A master chest
But that's what I mean, I know he was like hyped up magdalena was but
I was like, I haven't seen
Any chink in his armor
For microchip, man
Motherfuckers a whole package
You can get as hyped up as you want but reality sets him when you get in there with the guy
He needs to he needs to do something to like he needs to like whisper in his ear
That he's getting a chubby or something to make him like
You only have 70 virgins
Oh, I thought he thought he was almost in the crucifix
He's stuck damn dude magdalena went from looking like the master looking like fucking crackhead joe
Is he gonna get out with 12 seconds again? Yeah, and then he's gonna go get his shopping cart full of cans
Oh
But do you see what I'm saying like at a time where magdalena can get up?
He tries to wrestle again. Like yeah, I say they're stupid. Like they're dumb
I didn't see the whole drip do it again. You gotta hurt this cunt
Remember the changing room
What does that mean? Is that like remember the titans like gay?
Damn, it's it's like he got damn asthma or something boy. It may have wide open. Yeah, it is
I mean, shit when's the last time he's had to go four rounds?
Yeah
I was last by the action
Oh, yeah
It's actually poor war for war. Oh, okay
Oh, look at his look at battle in his cap, man. Oh my god. Yeah, it's lumped up
Fuck dude
Looks like caught his cheese valley
Man
Oh
Marcus chef's got good stand-up. He doesn't need to go down the ground
Right. That's why damn dude
Imagine the fight between khabib and makachev who wins. I don't know man. I think makachev has khabib
I think so too because of the stand-up. That's a big statement
It is a big statement, but that's true. I think better than he was
Is
People would say that though. I remember khabib when makachev was still unknown. He was like, no, makachev is better than me
Yeah, I did you're right
That's that's what put some apart is that he had he has stand-up game and khabib never really had that
No
He I just gotta catch him trying to come in. That's all he can do
Yep
Oh, that leg is just
He's chopping him down though, man with him kicks
Oh, look at that
Yeah, here we go
That shit is so demoralizing. You're getting
Every time it's three and a half minutes every time it's three and a half minutes
And now that's how the round's gonna end. He ain't getting enough of this shit. No
Except for now, it's like 17 minutes later and he's that much more gassed out
Yeah, so the opportunity for JDM to make a mistake is way higher now
It just takes a little
I mean, don't get me wrong. Madeline has the
You definitely got that fighting spirit. He ain't laying down, but
Yeah, just can't do shit. You gotta scramble. You gotta scramble. You gotta scramble. Just scramble
Oh
No, he can still turn turn into him
He's got them hooks in deep bro. Yeah
Yeah, that leg that leg triangle set
Yeah, but you gotta roll knee side roll knee side. There you go. He just lost it. He just lost it
Roll knee side
Now you got to roll you got to roll
He's about to get Rick rolled. This was gonna happen. He about to get choked down here in a minute
Uh, he got it out. He got it out
Hell, yeah, he's getting smothered burritoed
One minute 40 seconds
My chib's still dominating
That would
Make it four rounds to zero, man. Yeah, right
It might be a sweep
That's because his legs is fucked up
It's his fucking legs that are fucked up you fat motherfucker
Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. That's fucking just gnarly
Yeah, that's that's that's a little bit of a wealth. That's a little bit of a wealth
They're not even showing what's going on
Begins the fence. They're like look at this
Fucking grapefruit stuck on the side of
Della model in his leg getting hit with a bullwhip on your leg
Right
There's almost 20 seconds left in the round. It's time for
Della model in to get up
He's got a straight arm bar
straight arm bar
20 seconds. Oh, he's out. Okay. Yeah
Yes, and I got you got to use the opportunity to explode
Create a moment they split it up again 12 seconds. He's on 12 seconds
He goes down to 3 at 30 and he's having 12 seconds left
Fixes in Drew
Good lord
Damn
Total domination four straight in the championship brown bro. Yep
It's gonna take a Ian Edwards miracle to get out of this bitch
If he pulls this out, it'll be one of the greatest comebacks of all time
That's what made the uh, or leon Edwards is fucking victory now leon Edwards is the greatest comeback of all time
because that was like
That was like 15 seconds left in that fight
But that's what i'm saying. He's gonna need a leon Edwards type of yeah
Let's fucking gay jack
Jack don't want to win jack didn't want to win this fight
Look at his face. I think he can win the fight. That's the problem. No
No, he doesn't
I mean islam ain't got no damn
Oh, come on, billy. You really think so you really think
We believe you can win the fight
Coming out here. I'm coming out here pissed. I'm coming out here pissed. I'm looking to touch you. I'm looking to touch you
Come on. I'm swinging
But even then I'm swinging
I'm swinging. I'm swinging
Four minutes and 40 seconds
Yeah, I know
Mock, it's really working
Oh, he's gonna be my tap mirror. He's really working that arm. I bet you mucket. She's gonna try to finish him
He don't he don't want it to go to decision
Okay, okay, you got a scramble you got a scramble go keep scrambling
great
Keep scrambling. He stops halfway through
It's impossible. Yeah, he gets it
Well, he gets in the position where he can it's like
Like you've got to explode whenever you go into that next position to get up to create that space
He's got to take some risks to go. Yeah
Yeah, even give the backup, you know, yeah, you gotta just go because you're gonna lose anyway
And it's just hitting them right in the back of the head
Dana White must be so sick of these fighters because they're just backing up as
These fights are so kind of boring, you know, uh, oh, we're damn, but I mean it was an exciting night and it took and came to a halt
I'm gonna start it with a goddamn z waylee
White power
It ain't white it ain't right boy
And Corey Hughes is doing like special effects
Oh, what were you dabbing earlier, Corey?
I got some
Well, I had some spearmint style sugar wax
And some gush minced
Which was more crumbly
When you come down here, bro, I'll hit some gummies up
Oh some gummies
Dude, I got a job, man. That's good jobs. They're good
Jobs are good jobs are good
So you come in this thursday
Yes, motherfucker. All right
Why are you going down there for the fuck of it? No, I'm going on. Um
My ring my ring gains show in miami
Oh, yeah, that's a good show on the 22nd. Yeah
What are you gonna talk about the jews? No, kennedy
Oh, kennedy. Yeah, it's the film. It's november 22nd. It's all anybody should be talking about
Yeah, you know, you know
Well, then Corey if you come you're gonna be here the weekend then right
I'll be in um, I'll be in um
Miami saturday
I'll be available sunday
Oh, what are you doing fresh and fit?
I don't think so. I think i'm doing just him his solo show
Tell me about jones plantation
I sent your shit to jake shields
Thank you. I haven't heard nothing, but I sent charlie shit too. I never hear none
charlie
Charlie Robinson. Yeah, do we know any other charlies? I don't know. There's there's more than there's a few of them out there
He's got the coffee charlie charlie bit my finger. What do you watch just talk to charlie for
What what do you need to talk to charlie for I don't need to talk to charlie. I talked to charlie like three times a week
Oh, what are you saying? You said him shit. What are you talking about? I say him at the jake shields. Oh, okay
Yeah, oh you said i'm charlie shit. I got yeah getting these guys to respond to like
Yeah, stuff when you want something there'll nowhere to be found but when they want something, you know, you know
Well, at least you stood up at the end, right
Jesus christ, man
The fights were good, man, but these last two were kind of gay. Yep
You ever watched the eddie bravo
Fucking gracey fight like that was a good like it's like 30 minutes of the most
TD that you ever seen
But they're like they're like in one position for like the half an hour
Yeah, but that was chess bro. I don't know. I kind of enjoyed that
That fight was a fucking animal back they back in the day
Now he's like a pro trumper and
Fucking loses me. I keep thinking that guy shirts is my sack inspector. All right
Man, I thought the same thing. I was like, no, man. I can't say that
I'm glad I wasn't the only one with the sick mind. Yeah, maket job should be
Celebrating man. He fucking
Yeah, just destroyed him. He just handled it
Dominated bro like zero question
Swip them dude five five rounds of none that was stupid that movie just right. Yeah, that leg kick
The leg kick was devastating
I don't let a fought to the end
Yeah, but I like I said, here's the thing about people who want to wrestle you man. You have got to hurt them early
Yeah, like like you you have to
You have to bloody him. You have to cut him up like you've got to
Someone said that fight was so gay it made Corey look straight. That was a really gay fight
Yeah
Who's gonna beat market chef who's who's who else is around this division? I can't see anyone beating market chip, bro
Well, they have everybody everybody that we just watched
Yeah
Morales protease
They ain't beating market chip. Hell no. Yeah, but here's the thing though. They got ko power
Okay, so does check they got they got no he didn't man
He does not the thing is they have ko power but once
You see what happened to
Protez when Edwards wrestled him when the hell's Edwards wrestled anybody and he took him down easily
You told me Edwards that they had to then put the smelling sauce under his nose. Yeah
I mean when you around for the same fight
I mean
I don't even know if we're on the same page, bro. I'm talking nobody's beat nobody's beaten this guy
No
Shavkat Rachmanov, he's not gonna beat him. Yeah, look this Dustin Poirier almost beat market chair
No, you know why
That was a
I
She moved up to the next grade class and take the belt. I mean, I'm serious
Right
Why why not?
Now that new york is fully gone over to sharia law. They they love him there
He's gonna be next mayor, right?
He could be married chicago. Oh, he could be married dearborn tomorrow
He if he moved up, you have to fight shamiah
There you go, they almost never answered joe's questions. You ever notice that? Yeah, they really don't
Islam Lincoln
I just
What the fuck you think the game plan was
Like what are your thoughts on the isria guys? Oh shit
Hasbulla has entered the chat hasbulla's in the background
Oh, yeah
I want I'm waiting for someone to just pick up hasbulla and punch him
They're gonna do a fight at the white house next like 4th of july or something way in is gonna be at the lincoln memorial
I think that's gonna actually be the end of the empire. That's like the last night. I'm just gonna people
Just fucking filing into the white house steal all the trumps solid gold
Lots of cocaine in the bathroom gonna introduce everything it seems like some shit right out of idiocracy
Yeah, it is i'm saying it is it completely is trumps gonna come out
Didn't brandon roy val denied like the request is like that. Fuck that
I don't want to fight in front of no motherfucking billionaires
He'll fight in front of me
Nobody's beating this guy. They're gonna have all the riyadh comics open
Right
To stand up before UFC on the water. No, they're gonna do it's gonna be fucking it's gonna be that fucking red haired guy
Yeah, it's gonna be carrots out like busting watermelons
So
Ladies and gentlemen, jeff foxworthy
Foxworthy
Oh, here we go
Just came right
Childly
I'm gonna give a hug to mandami into random
Nergamedov
I mean he just did that nigga, I mean
He was a 10
Like you didn't like the guy
Oh, shit. Sorry, kory. I kicked
Yeah, all right, man, well, congratulations
Is that when's that one
That's December 6th looks like they're gonna be partying in the mosque tonight, you know
What's it gonna be cool aid for everybody
We we provide the kool aid you provide the gods
All right, yeah December 6th
When's that that's coming up? That's like three weeks, isn't it because two weeks for for things given
That's a good card too
Henry sehudo's on that card
That's a really hard. Yeah, that makes the car bad when he's on it
The nick is a podcaster now, man. He's like oosman sehudo and oosman are podcasters. Yeah, but he'd be
Martin the korey's on it. Yeah, he's kind of
December 6th
John
Oh that yeah, John yon's
That's a good fight. It's a decent fight. Hey, he ain't fault in two years. The last time he fought
Last time he fought he got flat line by
Oh, y'all old burger big beat him
But the last
Oh, oh, yeah, oh oh bird
Uh, oh bird
hoodie fight
hoodie fight rancor and knock them out
I think so, but the the last time that john block of it. She got a win was in 2022
Yeah, and you're sold 2020 late, I thought he got robbed against perea though
I thought he got robbed in that site or whatever you think so
I thought he won. I thought he won
I don't know, man. I thought that looks like
It was a split decision
Yeah
I they knew they knew this was these last few fights were snoozes. They're trying to talk their way out of it
Brad's like Brad. I'm I'm watching brady's like man. What the fuck these guys are cracked out of their minds
I
And I've been trying to paint I've been watching more of it when I went to the uh, I think it was pourier
I think it was his last fight does name
It was crazy man seeing one live
I I got there like for the prelims and went and take a piss and they're in the bathrooms just packed with dudes going
Ah
Where was it that's the start man, but midnight everybody's puking everywhere
That's usually me
It was new orleans
Oh
Yeah, what is that where you live new orleans? No, I went uh, we went on vacation here in the summer and new
I think it was july and they had to we saw the fight there
Oh, okay. It was uh
Three fights ago or something. Where do they have that? Where do they have a fight there? That place is rough. It was where, uh
Katrina everybody went for Katrina super down
All right fellas, I'm gonna
Thanks for letting me join and uh
Have some fun
Oh, yeah, man. Take care. All right, bro. Yes, sir