Ted Kaczynski, a brilliant mathematician, had been living a hermit's life in a 10 by 12 foot cabin in the Montana woods.
Uncle Ted talks in my ear, anti-technology manifesto.
Uncle Ted talks without fear, a hooded sweatshirt, sunglasses.
Critiquing the direction this whole society is headed.
Uncle Ted talks these ideas were spreading.
When touching grass and greener pastures, leaving behind the technology disaster.
Uncle Ted talks in my ear.
Uncle Ted talks crystal clear.
Uncle Ted...
When it was published in 1995, a man stepped forward to identify his brother as the unabomber.
Uncle Ted talks in my ear.
Happy Tuesday, Bean Lovers.
Is that a taco Tuesday?
Always.
We got a lot to taco about on a Tuesday night.
Hi-o!
Is there anything we don't want to talk about?
I don't think so.
I think we're good.
Okay.
I think we're good.
Good.
Data centers in Ohio.
Data centers everywhere, buddy.
And they're less data centers than they are the Wexner-Rama-Swami home to surveillance and CSAM.
This is how they usher in whatever elder God they're all following.
You are correct tonight's guest, Secret Himmler.
Tonight's guest is Secret Himmler.
Secret Himmler is an author.
Lovely book that you should already...
I do like his opening statement.
Thank you.
Yep, wrote a book called Secret Hitler.
You can find it on Amazon.
It's all about a bunch of different dissident groups trying to get together to stop a sigh up.
And a serial killer.
Fascinating.
This is on Amazon?
Yep.
You got to look under books otherwise it will bring up the board game.
Okay.
There's a board game called Secret Hitler.
I'm listening.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I've played it.
Yeah.
So in the board game basically most of the people are liberals,
but there's a few secret Nazis that are trying to get their Secret Hitler elected into the government so that he can take over.
Okay.
Yeah.
And so the normies have to try to figure out who Secret Hitler is before he takes over.
All right.
And so the book's kind of similar to that where there's like all these different dissident groups that are being infiltrated
and having to try to figure out who the infiltrators are that are messing with them.
Okay.
So do you have to ask like questions to everybody in the room?
Like is it like a, so how do you prefer your pizza?
Wood fired or gas?
How that goes or what?
I mean, that's one strategy.
It's kind of more like mafia or werewolf where you're just trying to figure out based on the way people act.
You know, who's secretly on your side and who's not.
Okay.
Is that a game for Stone Hollywood Squares to play live sometime?
Right.
So tell me, how do you feel about gypsies?
So like what?
You just like occasionally chuck like a handful of change on the ground and see who picks them up first or what do you do?
No, that's Secret Jew, not Secret Hitler.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, you just got to make sure they're not one of them.
You're like, yeah.
Oh, you left it.
You left it.
You only picked up the corridors.
You're probably good.
It's not a game of crypto, Judy.
Wow.
That's hilarious.
Oh, fuck.
I've definitely played my share of Axis and allies.
Oh, have a fun.
Have you played diplomacy?
Oh, that one in friendships.
Yeah, but not nearly as much as Axis and allies.
There's a lot of dice rolling in Axis and allies.
Yeah.
Okay.
And no dice rolling in diplomacy.
It takes a very, very long time to play.
All right.
That guy in the tower afternoon.
No, it could take a whole week if you want to.
So even longer than risk.
Wow.
Yeah.
I do not know a woman that doesn't hate risk.
My mom tried playing it like twice and then got banned from it
because she flipped the fucking board and all the little pieces
of gold everywhere.
Oh, fuck.
And that was back when they were little Roman numerals.
They weren't like little tanks and stuff.
They were just little Roman numerals.
Oh, that sucked to step on.
Oh, yeah, like five or three.
God asked risks.
Yeah, this is how I first learned Roman numerals was playing
risk.
It was cards like secret missions you'd complete.
So you could play world vision mode,
or you'd play with your secret and agenda.
And if you could accomplish one of your missions or something,
you could end the game sooner.
Risk in Super Bowls is how I learned Roman numerals.
And Rocky movies.
Oh, Rocky movies.
How many Rocky movies are there?
Six, I believe.
OK.
So that's enough to get you an I and a V.
Not necessarily in that order.
Right.
Yeah.
Then you had to switch over to Super Bowls.
Or risk.
Eventually you end up on a thousand years added to the timeline.
It's just how it goes.
Indeed.
So you guys remember where you were on Friday afternoon?
So besides when the world changed.
Where were you when those kids build a ladder to heaven?
Probably getting stoned.
Why did they fire up Cern again on Friday or something?
Oh, no.
Not till 2030.
Oh, OK.
Shit.
We got a break from timeline changes then.
There are other.
Hadrian's wall.
Hadrian colliders.
How do we say that?
Hadrian.
Hadrianated.
Hadrian.
We could use a new Hadrian's wall.
Wasn't there a wall that we were.
It's bound to work twice.
It's just too hot of a climate to build a wall.
I mean, when you hear, when you hear the stories about it and
then you see it, it is, it is disappointing though.
You're like, was this meant to keep out rampaging sheep?
Yeah.
They were fighting agitated bunny rabbits.
Or are we just going to put up some barbed wire?
A telegraph line.
Doesn't really work.
No.
It just causes more damage than it helps.
I don't ever use barbed wire.
Now, shocky wire, when you got the bull.
Right.
There's things that the bull just don't stop for unless it's got some
shock to it.
You get a bull all up in his feels about things and fucking gets
that testosterone ripping that's, they'll go, they'll go
through about anything.
Literally, I've watched them push over trees because they were
butthurt about something and just pushed over a tree.
You're like, what the fuck the tree do?
Looked at it wrong.
It's all the way that tree was looking at me dog.
So today is Tuesday.
We had Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.
That's enough days to have a wake, I think.
A post mortem, a funeral.
A requiem for Captain Olive jar.
Yeah.
I think we just got to get that out of our systems first.
Dude, I had an actual debate.
The night after that debate happened and every other show
on the internet was talking about that one thing.
Like it was horrible.
It was horrible.
They fuck.
Worst timing for a debate ever after watching Captain Olive
and Olive Jar just fucking take a beating.
Four hours of fail.
Paid $300,000 to look like a complete douchebag and an asshole
at the same time.
Well, somebody paid $300,000.
What did he deserve that humiliation ritual?
Well, he's going to be in tight with TPUSA
and probably Daily Wire now.
Oh, so he'll make the money back in a heartbeat.
Yeah.
He did not.
His statistics are not doing well from this.
I don't know if he didn't do badly enough
that it's like he's just got total disrespect.
And dude, the part where he just keeps lying
about his military history and shit
and he mealy mouthed his way with her in it.
But then a bunch of military guys looked up his records and shit
and fucking, the dude's got stolen baller
and then he ends up in this thing.
I taught civilians rifles.
What do you mean you taught people rifles?
Who the fuck says that?
Are you Asian?
I smoked the marijuana's.
I showed my cousin how to shoot PAPA's 22.
Therefore, I have taught civilians rifles.
And then he goes banging on about the fucking Corlach
Remington ammunition and calls it frangible,
meaning it had basically come apart.
And that's fucking full metal jacket ammunition
meant to knock down big game.
I have the rounds right over there.
It's absolutely ridiculous.
I have those exact rounds.
And so, Mr. fucking master gunsmith
and all this doesn't know jack shit about guns apparently.
And it's not like that's a odd round.
It's a basic 30 out six round.
See, now that's the kind of thing that Candice's team
should have been fact checking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I doubt any of her team is like farm kids fucking
know the fucking specifics of a 30 out six round.
By the time they're fucking able to get it
grow hair around their peepees.
And I'm sure she doesn't have many farm kids on her staff.
Sure.
Candice Owens and Pennywise the clown.
Yeah.
Well, at least turning point USA didn't send in Tim Pool.
He would have got up and stormed out at some point.
Yeah, that was that was pretty pathetic.
So there's four segments for four hours.
And it was four hours.
Yes.
The entire stream lasted four hours.
There was four segments for advertisers in between them.
And then the agitation and the twitching
and the fidgeting just increased until all we could see
was the shaking and the waging of a guy's boot,
which had never been scuffed.
Yeah, yeah.
So someone had bought new clothes.
Well, at least new boots for Andrew and they put them on
and there was jokes stating that he was probably covered
in nicotine patches all over his body.
Right.
Like at the end of thank you for smoking.
Right.
Yeah.
Looked like he was maybe detoxing from alcohol at the same time.
I don't know what was going on there.
Really the best part about all this is actual fucking farm
guys and tough guys on the Internet have now noticed him
and universally are like this dude's a soft little bitch.
He's just he's as hard as toilet paper.
Fucking get the fuck out of here.
And all he's doing is pushing around girls and fucking
and super liberals do to want to be girls.
Like, oh, that's that's tough stuff.
That's tough stuff.
And he doesn't really do that great.
He just fucking bullies people.
Yeah.
And he try he does that thing where he tries to make sure
that he's in complete control of the framing the entire time
and yes.
Yeah.
Well, and as soon as he can't compete with the concept,
he turns to word games.
What does what does lighter mean?
What does a lighter?
Well, this is important.
What is what is a lighter?
What is your definite?
No, what is your definition of a light?
Like, well, this is what other definitions of a lighter.
Well, how would you use the definition of like,
shut the fuck up, dude?
If you ever would have been in the fucking military,
somebody would have slapped the fucking taste out of your mouth.
You wouldn't talk to the people the way you do.
That's true.
It's like he wants the dominatrix experience.
Yes.
He wants the boot to lick.
He wants to be in the debate ricks.
I mean, I'm going to have to blow this up for the big screen here.
What do we got going on here?
Some excellent work on the AI creating some great motion pictures
here for us to laugh at a famous scene from the 1990
Wachowski, I think siblings film.
I think we call them siblings now.
Some rivalry, maybe between the two of them.
But this is Candace Owens as Morpheus.
And that's Pickles McGee.
Pickles McGee.
Not the one.
Here he goes.
Will he take the blue pill or will he take the red pill?
Instead of Neo, he's just.
Nar.
This is your last chance.
After this, there is no turning back.
You take the blue pill and you can just keep saying so what?
You take the red pill.
You learn everything about the Tyler Robinson case.
Bluebell.
So what?
Positive evidence.
Appeal to emotion.��다.
Positive evidence.
So what?
Appeal to
emotion.
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short films
stop that's it that's all i have to say stop
the debate tricks
damn erga follow we are forbidden on x beautiful beautiful maybe that's why andrew did so bad it
really was erica curtain in a fat douchebags dude
how we considered that if it was erica kirks you would have pulled out the fake crying move mark
yeah yeah yeah and then did the running man afterwards and say i would say she would
in san clon posse would have insisted on sparklers yeah next to her chair
well you don't look anything like a fucking drunk white girl right now
right marcus i put a i put a different one in the telegram this one's for the younger folks
she really does look like she's about ready to tell everyone how awesome spring break was
like is all time like straight up like that is a drunk white girl and like you know how many
times she's like i'm so drunk we're just here in nashville for my friends bachelor at party
right oh they hate that they hate that nashville locals hate that is david spade here with us
because nashville is the white trash bachelor at party mecca apparently
do you see that other one i put in marcus this looks like anime yeah it's for the younger folks
this is for the younger folks okay you can't just keep that you can't just keep the fun for us older
guys for fans but i get the young incident on it for fans of studio to hibily
here we go all right nice field is this in japan
erica no it's in feudal napo valley shabbat shalom i choose you
up
positive evidence
two cigarettes that we can see so chandis is just
trad waifing it up in a meadow somewhere has trad waifed her now to deal
so gazing upon her lord and savior jesus's you know majesty
wearing a proper sundress in a field of flowers right right and all of the sudden
via lightning bolt erica kirch shows up she team rocket i mean
huh there's more with pickle with pickle puff
pickle puff is gonna play out pickle uh that is just hilarious
okay pickle puff here we go
positive evidence oh you've got to be kidding me positive evidence pickle buff attack
positive evidence positive evidence pickle puff do something positive evidence this was a terrible
investment
who's that pokemon hold on you gotta finish it finish it
positive evidence is shapiro
no
shapiro looked like a chicken hawk there oh man i know what i want my pokebank
oh fuck
looked like you nailed the i-beam they did man okay pickle puff i choose you
is his sister catchable too
only if you're a real doctor
tassar milk or two i choose you
wow you like how you like a erica kirch came up was like shabbat shalom
oh jesus oh that was pickles white shut
pickles why jar's wide shut is hilarious by the way if you uh if you look that up
look up yeah in context with andrew wilson jar's wide shut is intense
oh same uh same ai slop shop the forbidden hq
the the the one where he pulls up on a hooker after the thing and then he asks how much is
he says 200 dollars he's like what's 200 dollars me find 200 dollars to find 200 you're not answering
the question this isn't an argument you're not presenting an argument i had somebody do that
to me in in real time on one of sarah tomato's tweets i mean i was just fucking around about
patrick bet value i'm like that's totally on brand for him to be like oh well patrick bet value was
claiming that uh they got between 50 and 200 million in ad revenue dude dude so they got
andrew's got 400 and what was it marcus 440 000 views on his channel during friday's
yeah so with with with the way youtube works and on your watch page ads it's it pays a certain amount
a dollar amount for every 1000 views so even if you said 20 which i which is twice as much as
yet but 20 times 440 000 equals 8 800 000 divided by 1000
because it's every thousand views it's eight thousand eight hundred dollars
that is so far off mic my comment on it on that thing was i see what's going on here
it was a boot it it was a fucking vibration proof boot advertisement
because that because that during part of it you can just see the straight brand in the bottom
of the boot and that boot is just like ah it's that's where he's getting paid the anti-vibration
boot it went over as well as steve's joke they can't all be singers man they can't all be
singers it's okay oh fuck so what what is what exactly is your book about then
himler oh my book uh so it's a novel basically it follows uh some far right groups some libertarian
groups some groups that are kind of in between and some far left groups that are trying to infiltrate
them in order to get to the bottom of a serial killing only to find out that like there's this
complicated sigh up that's way bigger than they imagined and in the end some of them end up having
to like work across group lines to try to get to the bottom of what's going on before the sigh up
succeeds in what they're doing and basically takes control of their city so you get a pretty wide
variety of different political views from the different characters while also exploring how
psychological operations work and you know how you can see through the bullshit and how to get
different dissident groups that have very different views to all work together with each other uh to
you know basically stop the globalists that hate all of us and don't want us to have any kind of freedom
interesting but sounds awesome thank you it is
yeah it's true it is all the people who've finished it so far have given it really great reviews so
yeah and where again is it available uh amazon.com under books under books yep search for secret
hitler but make sure you look under books because again you don't want to get stuck playing the
board game instead not that the board game is not fun but you know which is i mean still hilarious
but yes no by the book by the book but at least we're not advertising the board game no yeah by
the book first if nothing else yeah by the book first if you like the book then you can get the
board game too right right but you have to finish the book and you have to write a five star review
for it and then then you can buy the board game yep oh fuck yeah yeah it sounds fantastic it sounds
fantastic but yeah some of the idea for it just came from the fact that over the years i've worked
with a pretty wide variety of different groups like you know 14 years or so ago when occupy and tea
party were a thing i was working with both of them while also volunteering on ron paul's campaign
so i was hanging out with people from the left people from the right people who were libertarian
but all of them were you know some variety of dissident that was opposed to
sort of the mainstream status quo um since then you know i i've kind of left the left behind
because uh you know covid and blm just went way too crazy for me um yeah i've hung out with some
like far-right groups like proud boys and such uh i've also like i've hung out with freedom cells
in fact i actually just went to see derrick bro's it's less than half what the video of what the
game cost to yeah it's a deal good deal not getting paid by the word on that one no
but it's about as long as game of thrones it's kind of a big book so or the first game of thrones
books so yeah uh for 20 bucks you're gonna get plenty of entertainment out of that
yeah game of thrones with big books yeah right right how old is his gerbil kath
in the gas in the gas chamber oh man i was just gonna ask how we get the cia contract i need money
well you first of all you start uh the the first thing you say is i stand with israel
oh fuck i'm yeah yeah right so i'm gonna be bankrupt yeah you could say or or maybe you
could lead with uh you know um i really think that uh that columbia and venezuela and bolivia
should just turn their government over to donald trump you could start with that
what about shine bomb and malay definitely deserve to run the countries they're running
don't don't replace them with any natives right right right no bibby's cousin is the perfect
president for argentina did you see that in front of peter teal's new house in buenos ares
there was a uh like a 12-pack of gandalfs that showed up to protest him yes i did see
that oh lovely do you have that video would you like to play it for the rest of the class if
not i can pull it up pretty quick oh yeah if you got it right ready to go um fairly quickly
i was trying to include in some of our intro outro videos okay it was that intro to ask more
money power and success than we will ever have gandalf kandace owens well gandalf that's definitely
true yeah right pbd power puff girls he definitely got more money than i'll ever have
the power and success i'm not sure what kind of power uh richard gear has except for the holster
i can't do that oh well happy birthday richard gear we certainly do hope the gerbil thing was a rumor
there was that was that that was so weird that that rumor went around without the internet but
still made it to everybody that was ever in school one of america's greatest actors and the
robert uh redford of his generation
no we don't know personally i'm just be i'm just goofing around right they don't realize
it's a comedy show because we're all dressed like tegg kazinski yeah yeah and they haven't
even figured that out they haven't looked at the title of the show they haven't looked at
the thing at the upright corner upright hand corner and made the connection the the vertical video on
youtube is not bringing the best and brightest this evening they're they're not they're not it's okay
it's okay some of them i'm sure are very good people best and brightest people are in short
supply these days it's true that's true myself my little boy johnny if i were you i i would go
with old school i don't know if you are indica or steve but camdog or sourd are your are two very
solid choice solid choice jason tell me little john just go talk to go hit up anyone that you
still know up in brooklyn and get yourself that old school new york city diesel not even this hour
just the straight up fucking exhaust fumes haven't fucking nyc diesel yeah that'll rock you
if anybody has it left i don't know how well that's done i mean he's an elderly gentleman now he's got
friends up in and he lived up there back in the it's so hard to find anything like that though
anymore like gelato came around and and it was like the fucking black plague the the shit just
like the blueberry plague yeah and everything's just cross-fucked to hell now and everything's
just garbage and they they say it oh yeah this is 30% like well why doesn't it do anything for me
right why doesn't it give me high so i feel like i took a fucking low-grade hit of nitrous and now i
have a headache yeah the buzz they test oh my fucking back still hurts thanks yeah
well teds we might have mail you've got mail or it could just be a wizard's video
yeah it's why it's always an explosively good time
we can get mail so we got wizards outside of a home is this in the oan benjamin sense
is that the direction we're going with this
why don't uh you got it reaper that is us sir hey there you go it's all right it's all right
it's your first day it's okay he said it is the unabomber god yes yeah what else is there today
that's all right that's all right nice
protesting peter field that is fucking classy that's a lot more than a gandalf's than i imagined
that's pretty awesome action that's a yeah it's a 12-pack of gandalf's i was thinking maybe four
you shall not pass dude you know any ball rocks they could take out oh my god wow let's do that
chanting
i did not know that gandalf was such a snazzy dancer that is a a complete a complete football team of
gandalf's
testing a high-level spell that requires 12 of them yes indeed i got i i gotta say man it
there there are very dedicated nerds out there and if those nerds decide all at once that they
don't like you they will show up in costume of one way or another in front of your house
i used to be one of those dedicated nerds i used to go to anime conventions dressed as jesus
nice yeah but the the worst part of it was i was an atheist at the time so i like on sunday
i'd always hold up a sign that says atheist jesus has low self-esteem because he doesn't believe in
himself aw that's adorable little wordy little wordy but adorable yeah yeah quite the philosophical
quandary he's very much so yeah and mariah's just figured out that i'm an aquarius just from that
story so good lord
hi because youtube does that now because they've got one stream that's for people that watch on
phones that's vertical and then it fills the full phone screen and then there's a wide screen for
people watching on tablets or tv's so depending on what format you want to watch it in they
call it vertical and horizontal dude and this is so much better than having furries show up at your
house this is like next level protesting like i i would feel not happy if a bunch of furries
showed up outside of my house fucking doing weird shit but if i mean if you had a bunch of gandalf
is this a gaggle of gandalf's what is the proper word here uh what would it be it would be
uh it's normally a school of wizards but i don't know if there's something different for gandalf
specifically right okay that is a school of wizards that's what a group of wizards is
whose canon is that i i believe you it sounds legitimate it sounds legit right i'm i'm willing
to buy it that might have just been made up by the harry potter fans i don't know okay okay but
back to the furries yeah furries start showing up you better hide your kids hide your wife hide your
husband you don't even want to know what they're doing out there yeah i might even join the gandalf
so i get my pipe out and put on put on a little robe and go on out there when i get out i might even
do that that's for your type we yeah exactly i like the mary leaf
yeah if a furry show up at the house i'm throwing traps outside
so what were all of the names take them back we'll take them back to portland and release them
back into their native habitat telling me thought the fox was a real fox trying to get into your
hen house and that's why you shot it all right they might not believe you if the fox is five
and a half feet tall but at least it's something for a defense well okay kid could uh i could i offer
that a gathering of wizards would be a grumpiness oh that's legitimate maybe a grumbling of wizards
a grumbling of wizards actually that works pretty well that flows i like that i like the grumbling
because it brings in more of the sound of it yeah grumbling flows better than grumpiness yeah
right yeah okay so that's that's a grumbling this is a grumbling of gandalfs yes so tidal
yeah that needs to be the a grumbling of gandalfs yes okay good and there are they dancing behind
a Subaru is that what that is no that's uh mercedes oh yeah there's not enough there's not
enough lesbians there for it to be a Subaru right i won't play the Subaru commercial anymore there
was too much singing in it so i went to go return something at an amazon drop off at Whole Foods
there was a woman that walked in the Whole Foods who i decided her name was super ruzin
because she just she looked exactly whatever you're picturing in your head that's exactly what
she looked like it is i knew it that's hilarious
it would take it would take gandalf to fight the the new argus he's competing with you
he's compete keep peter feels trying to compete with you marcus well that was my question i know
that there was many companies who had taken names from jr tokin's works including palantir
was the other hand to roll i think at some point on a list of maybe four or five
yeah um oh man what is it uh one of them is like valinor industries
um
aw crap i'm lucky uh we've made fun of all of the money and wake up we have right there's
just so many of them some of them are directly lifted from lord of the rings others are
yeah indirectly inspired by and could could come there it's gone bad right but yeah no
if you don't like you they will find out where you live and show up at your house in costume
they used to be guy fox masks 20 years ago like i like i said a grumble of of gandalf's
cool show up at my house uh uh uh what would you call it uh uh uh an arc of furries
so at my house and we got problems is that a position i think but yeah the grumbling of gandalf's
is at least trying to do some good whereas the palantir is just there to spy on you and sell your
data right right i've heard that a gathering of of wooks you know like the festival kids
the gathering of wooks is called a mooch a mooch of wooks yeah i can smell that term
right right well that's that's three or more indians that's a stench
that is an entirely different i can also smell that term but it's a different smell
i have stayed in an indian hotel we all know what that's like oh yeah they're bad but at least they're
cheap yeah they're cheap but the minute you walk in and it doesn't matter who is at the front desk
the minute you open up the the door to your room you're like oh indians own this
oh well that's feed on pit and curry god damn it and the toilets are never in good condition because
they don't know how to use them so they don't even know what they're for a little on how to repair them
right like did you literally use curry to scrub the fucking room yeah
yeah that's why the sheet threw yellow hopefully hopefully
oh fuck there was one in Greeley colorado i stayed in and it was only for like three
hours because i when i walked in every other fucking uh i had to go do something right away
so that my friends with me went to the hotel where i walk in afterwards and shut the door and
there's like bullet holes in the door i'm like what the fuck it smells like curry and there's bullet holes
yeah why and you and you weren't in portland no i was in uh Greeley colorado north of Denver there
yeah really got these places one hotel it was a good choice good choice the whole place was uh
booked up all of Minneapolis it seemed like and we finally found a hotel room and like right
when you walked in the door there was this huge dark stain like a blood stain like i swear it looked
like a blood stain and you had to like jump over like leap over the top of it because nobody wants
to walk no one's gonna step on that like it had to have been a blood stain like i've seen blood
it just like pretty gross yeah was it called aqua city i don't remember it was a it was a long
time ago probably in uh 1995 or something that's what i'm talking about it was it aqua city
could have very well been through aqua city was wild was it like they would rent anybody a
hotel room you didn't even need an id you could rent it for a few hours all kinds of crazy shit
that place was wild like we were just driving through we weren't gonna stop but there was like
this big storm and it was like raining frogs as we were driving down the freeway and we're like
well we better we better stop somewhere because this is getting weird little frogs jumping
after they hit the ground it was crazy yeah oh yeah santa's back
welcome back dropping in your uh discord ted st nick
excellent yeah i was thinking about it i'm all in well we gotta do different ted music
right jeez
they will uh the stream is is overall about industrial society and its future
oh i just posted in real life i have a hand i have a handful of articles we can pull up
pull up the did you have the one about the fucking tires in california oh my god that makes me so man
oh hey oh ted st nick welcome back hello hello it's good to be back hey all
so speaking of bad motels
you've seen a few in your time oh yeah when you're not sure which is making more noise the bugs or
the people next door oh when you're low key is serial killer
yeah now it was it was uh safe but not quite prime account no it's not the discord Judd meet up we
only say that word when we stub our toes yeah we hardly ever stub our toes exactly so as a night stay
at a cheap motel what you give to the girls on the naughty list
right you know every uh every dance has its price dang well those are my former days i must admit
but i'm enjoying yeah yeah i was teasing me about cat fishing because i had a picture from 10 years
ago and i looked less santa yeah that is definitely cat fishing
that is you are lying to them hoes ted st nick
well it's and if you can get away with it that's fine it's fine as long as you throw a bad picture in
and throw a really good picture in i think you're okay i think yeah because then you're
representing something yeah right the bounds yeah in somewhere in the middle lies the truth
no i i'm still resting from previous adventure so i'm good for a bit
you burn tires and got put away wet many times that that does happen that does happen and it
doesn't it doesn't seem to get easier no i i dug it though you know there's a reason you
volunteer for the bomb squad it's not longevity but it was fun you know i mean it's it's a fun
experiment to see how many miles you can walk back to base with just one shoe and you know
part of your clothing to shuffle you know but you know i did that every weekend i did that every
weekend in germany oh i bet now see i've never been in europe i most of my adventures were either in
san diego which was still fairly liberal to the sailors or uh asia yeah i this is why i don't
ever get all like you don't have any bravo ceo about fuck them during war time and stuff my my my
time during the war was uh literally just being mechanic at germany because it was the closest
airdrop base right like i now i never go ahead sorry i never saw nobody pointed a gun at me nobody
ever i didn't point a gun nobody i turned wrenches and then went out and got drunk with european people
well i'll trade yeah it was it was great did you ever make it to webblesburg castle
well maybe but i was so drunk the whole fucking time dude over there i can't remember oh god i was
blackout drunk like half the time i was there i was 19 when i got sent there yeah and i let you drink
at whatever age over there so yeah yeah and then when you get over there like i'm 19 of course i'm
drinking beers but like back then the beer that was popular was ice beer so like ice house but ice or
whatever so you're drinking that and that's like 5.0 and then you get over to germany and you're like
scugging down a 20 percent fucking beer yeah and they give it to you in a fucking mug like this and
that you drink one mug and you're like whoa what the fuck you look over and the guy next to you
is doing the same thing you're like are we fucking tanked off one beer what let's go get shitty tattoos
what does my tattoo say tad
why did you tattoo a dick on my shoulder
it was funny yep i watched other people get tattoos i was the one egg and people
tell michael you don't do that you're a pussy you know that sort of stuff and i i waited until i got out
to get my tattoos yeah that i gotta cut you know mom or an anchor and an angry looking fish or some
shit we lost in the back rooms what did you get out of
well service well speaking of back rooms no um no there there are a few back rooms in my day
i think the funniest one though is when they drugged an entire dance club
oh yeah and i woke up during other events and i sent her on her way and uh i talked to my shipmates
i'm like was last night weird and they go well i remember dancing and i remember waking up the
next day i said yeah i woke up with this young lady who's uh working toward college
is that a disco tack uh yeah they apparently drug the uh the all the sailors
and uh i i i don't know that i liked it or didn't like it
oswald there is nobody that straight edge living in a cabin right yeah that's zero percent of people
if you were out in the woods or out anywhere living in a cabin that's super remote you get
fucked up not maybe fucking like city people fucked up where you can't operate because weird
shit happens on the farm but you definitely are having a good time that's half the reason we hang
out out here we don't like being bothered you know it's a good time when the entire ship doesn't
get tested when we came aboard so yeah it was pretty cool don't know what it was
but they didn't test us at all when we were over in germany like dude over there they have
freaking they have opium in the jagermeister and shit not like all of it but a lot of it
it's real easy to get yeah like everybody was pretty fucked up all the time i think that's
a ride of passion passage in the military corps yeah no you can't expect people to do crazy
shit in countries that they don't belong in and then fucking expect them not to get a little
fucked up to really to let the steam off on that sure like even you said you return in a wrench
i mean you still have the existential reality that it could get real close and personal on very
short notice oh yeah yeah we were actively at war i've got war medals i just don't yeah brag about it
because i wasn't really at war it's not like i got you know went and got a fucking congressional
medal of honor and save people like i don't rent do you have an honor to talk about it much for that
reason if you're not seal team six or yeah delta it's like well what did you do i don't know
face to face with a missile was pretty exciting other than that was actually kind of boring most of
the time yeah i went from one place to another in rapid movement and then sat at that place and
then i would wait around and then i would move rapidly to another place and sit and wait around
hurry up and wait uh-huh zero confirm i was disappointing you said zero concern about what
i'm zero confirmed kills uh i kill a whole lot of beers i think i'm around 40 and directly
ran a group talent here nice that's great believe me would they already know who all of us are
i don't even know him we're here and i know that they already know who he is
i've been on a list for decades just here to entertain those on the line listening
well people that said why aren't you more concerned about security it's like i already
know i have a jaysock and fbi file so probably have a cia file
you probably wear the shades so that the campus for the criminals are alive
nice yeah these are to stop the facial recognition uh scanners though
oh we'll get to the stories in a bit i think we should bring that up cool
yeah do we all have our uh said that he said stops the facial recognition scanners that's cool
i'm scanning the screen i'm seeing this is the ai uh camera for programming for facial
recognition through the nvidia software okay and i was looking at different patterns to
break up that triangulation of the pupils the eyes or the orbits and different things
you know as one does yeah yeah yeah yeah no no argument see if you couldn't understand
that those is ted talks we get at the very least be the they live talks and we all got we all got
well we only do use our assigned ted names in our profile oh f***ing a and i do believe we
need to assign new ted name shut up so is this going to be like is this going to be like proud
boys where you get five teds to beat me up until i like name five quotes from industrial
studies because that would be fun we'll allow uh jacks to lull as well
rocky move
oh my cat's racing hell ted okay i'm i'm proper now i'm proper now all right
rocky move rocky move sad is the one that just come back and i'm doing the rookie moves that's great
all right i will concede that the name did help me remember but you know
thank you ted satan you know what i've been like busting ass for weeks and weeks and i'm tired
i'm tired and prepping yeah are your hands killing you ted tirington it's been like over
110 degrees over here they said we got a weak a heat dome
yeah they live exactly
i'm looking at the wrong chat i love doing our thing with polarized lenses this is actually the rowdy
roddy piper fan club meeting yes and uh air cat i think he could have been a little more rowdy i mean
he held back a couple of times yeah sometimes he only had was worth of one rowdy well maybe he wasn't
all the way out of bubblegum yet okay yeah that's very legit you're not always at you your camera
went weird and you got like a long symbol on it there you go i know it's okay
i have my extra here and you got your bubblegum ready oh yeah right on oh man nobody told me to
bring bubblegum classic bubble you never want to be out of it yeah that will always is left at that
point is to kick ass yeah that's my secret i'm always out of bubblegum right
yeah nice crossover nice crossover
are you trying to figure out bubblegum trying to figure out what your oh ted bubblegum that might
work yeah shit hmm you might just be ted bubblegum from now on i think you can see the private
chat back there on the does a tab in the the rooms here we got a couple names that were
tossing around oh okay dang maybe uh comments from live chats can can help us
cement a name in place on the plaque ted schuzinski okay oh ted schuzinski
that is that is delightful okay we got um ted bubblegum ted tripfield ted paulson
ted hindrick ted timmler ted schuzinski ted bubblegum ted schuzinski sounds the best so far
that ted paulson just makes me think of fight club like his name right paulson right
if meat look at a beard it would look like that yeah i went with painter painter ted painter ted ted
painter i i already paints
hmm just brainstorming silently ted schuzinski okay our ted schuzinski
that's a good one that's a good one should be all one word though that would be all one word
because the ted because it was given in a almost russian sounding fine say my name
hail plastic man big 20 came in from plastic african are you sure that's not plastic african
no oh yeah yeah it's all where you emphasize it that's your plastic african it's not black
enough to be african so it's got to be plastic african
oh shit let me look in there
thank you very much nice ring tone what's that it's the sonic he's getting rings yep
i know how do you not know that dad i'm the only programmer i've ever known he didn't play games
video games my dad was the same way but he was old school he was programming with punch cards back in the
day okay i'm a little younger than that but i did a little punch cards so explain them the plastic
african please the plastic african he's actually barack obama oh there you have been graced with
the president of former former president barack obama yes well he did get it go on mark mirror
show we're still first but it's right that we would go on the teds next is that kahanian gooch
sonic sonic the hedgehog yeah sonic the hedgehog
oh yeah yeah yeah maybe uh the ted kazinsky uh lip pillow yeah yeah right
uncle ted's nick pillow
long lasting for those long nights in the cabin right appreciate the ted now coming in
while you're you've got mail you know who this is above those care packages continue to send them
into us yeah awesome and if you if you get a package in the mail if you get a package in the mail with
a bunch of white powder in it don't smoke it until or don't snort it until you know what it is because
anthrax does not get you high unfortunately right learn that the hard way or it does one last time yeah
let's see anthrax gets about most of those teds
pepper about ready to count the ballots on this uh yeah you know it gets it gets it gets long
preparing correspondence in the cabin at night fascinating kazinsky was a guy that some might
say was too smart for his own good wrote about the uh perils even the poisons of industrializing in
america and any other system and he decided to send care packages to a number of colleagues
and what they weren't candles no so we're kind of paying an homage but not to
well the general idea behind his uh mana the general idea behind what was driving him
was great understanding the perils of of uh industrial society that that's a real thing
his answer to it we don't cosine on but it is funny especially when we get mail yeah you've got
yes uh well it's a dark sense of humor but i'm allowed to have it the va said so yeah you're
allowed to talk about love bombs and love bombing yeah it's all okay when you're on the clock
apparently i got i got these guys being from that one guy in the unit that got hurt from running over
a landmine while i'm fucking around in a humby and then you yell at him and go no left turn you idiot
is that in a rainforest yeah all right the whole ted thing very well may have been a sci-op we don't
deny that in one bit either sure especially for given how brilliant he was supposed to be but how
very bad he was that what he was doing for a very long time well if he was really truly
only caught by his brother who recognized his writing style wouldn't one argue that he was
fairly good i've talked about the quality of the products he was made oh yeah yeah they were not
top notch when you look at him you're like did or did a mentally handicapped six-year-old do this in
shop class yes i get you thank you elf no my lenses are polarized so i have to turn them in
order to see because if i go like this it's all blacked out which is kind of cool too
cami no del does the whole thing with polarized lenses it's cool as hell because you hold up one
and then you hold up another one that's cross that's crossed and it'll block the light out
and then you hold the third one up that's crossed to that one that's like the first one and the
light will somehow come back through like yeah why i don't i don't like this dad i don't know how on
earth you wear this well they're cool when you're driving across country at high rates of speed
allegedly once yeah don't turn off their brights yeah oh man i was getting mental about that
heads of your cats the cats always make an appearance in our show also it's true
ted kattinsky yeah i'm shocked that they have not made an appearance
right because bob yeah i love seeing your cats just pop on the screen randomly and block the camera
well i love it when they completely block him out
yeah sit there and groom themselves in front of everybody and
the cats for the whole shabam a llama
hot videos of cats licking their crops like that one uh who's that one fucking streamer chick that's
been doing that on political videos just like i forget it nobody actually knows her name they
just know where it's the camel toe chick oh the yeah the fucking e-girl that who's the original
got is reeled into political media i don't know what your name is yeah they basically just like hired
a porn star to read pro is real propaganda on youtube oh geez smart marketing smart marketing
no keep my insurer away from the cat she likes insurers she's like i mean this shit uh sam trippley
really did predict it years ago when he did the twerking in politics bit
sam twerking there did you see where nancy mace came out seriously looking like a freaking
tattooed up e-girl oh yeah yeah here's here's what i did with taxpayer money while i was in
congress i went out and got tattooed poorly yeah how do you get a poor tattoo these days
not the bad tattoo well i think yeah i do the first all kinds of mediocre tattoo artists out there
have tires on a car so you can drive to a tattoo place what's the tire rule
okay wipe out 70 percent of what's left on the shelf in california in california everything's
always a giveaway to somebody okay and this is just such horseshit because the problem is
i don't live in them i don't live in la the tires that look like that don't work where i live right
so they're saying after mothers it has to be fuel efficient well any knobby tire is not
fuel efficient right yeah well it is when i drive over a prius
no no bad dad yeah oops was prius the name of someone's kitten in chat
oh
she made a strangulation strangulation yeah it's big words day
so what it was they have to yeah because those are highway tires
look as they're talking about only the certain fuel efficiency rating tires are gonna um
get these to you get these tires yeah and all this is a giveaway to
some particular industry because somebody's getting banked off this
right california fucking passes the dumbest shit california is literally
that the epitome of tyranny of the majority where you just have a bunch of really stupid
people fucking making really bad laws
yeah i was i was ready to leave i mean fortunately i lived in a red dot so i could carry personal
protection but like this with the tires would really tear me up on the truck it's a four
by four and you try to go five for those tires you'll just spin out
that's not foundering in the chat doing the anagrams is it
i don't think so okay assembly bill eight four four pass in 2003 now they're enacting it
or enforcing it oh just if you don't if you don't have a tattoo that you want pepper i wouldn't
recommend getting one right like you got to want it that's that's going to be there for a long
time and wall tattoos or something silly in the moment that's not going to be cool in a couple years
yeah i've changed my mind about too many things in my life to ever get a tattoo
yeah me too i used to draw the tattoo on every day and that after a while i'd be like you know what
kind of board of that
what ted name will be tattooed upon secret handler
oh yeah we still gotta figure that out huh
uh ted bubblegum is a frontrunner i thought ted chisinski was yeah she's in
ted chisinski chisinski
do i have to change the name or do you guys change it um no i change it okay okay yeah like every
free society will change it for you we also need you ted me
yeah this is like when you got off the boat and when you got to america
you're like no what's your name oh no that's not what it is anymore
that's right right now your name is paltrow
okay first name or last name yes did i get the spelling correctly before it's tattooed
chisinski i have two tattoos in common with the first batch of kids yeah should there be at
least one z in there definitely okay couple instead of s i n s or s k i z i n s k i
oh beach not ted that's interesting but yeah i think ted chisinski as if i have an opinion
all right we need different music though we'll have to provide the music
i think it begins um
i'm gonna laugh so hard if youtube nails me for this
right he's brandishing a weapon no they're like that that music is already copyrighted yeah
oh wait floppy chicken there we go yep i lost a little bit of my hands around him
i did think about you on the way to uh to uh Rapid City though just christening i'm right
napingers now nice why
i'm like damn it man oh dude like oh damn i'm doing the floppy chicken
that's a good ride napingers are for 29 or 30 year old dudes named creeper
yeah you don't need those i can't really argue that but they're really good for my back right
oh that's a spider's bite
no if hangers on it and that's good no spider oh yeah spider well then everybody leave my
microphone because they think i can bring it you know and then i'll walk out there and
have trouble kicking my leg over we're sorry that our musical talents were painful for your ears
pepper this is our first split sorry not sorry it's our first rehearsal no we were very punk
how about that indeed not good at all but interesting a little da da
now the little young guy named spider let's go back to that and explore that a little bit
have you ridden a fat boy with lower handlebars before i i've never ridden a fat boy before
no i prefer mine skinny thank you okay could you identify fat boy in a lineup
i do identify as fat boy so they're also lower okay there
so we have a line that's a good lineup that's a good lineup history's greatest heroes
heroes heroes yeah that's a good lineup yeah what i'm bringing just actually a nice looking
girl that some god was jealous of yeah yeah are they bringing back the ultimate showdown of ultimate
decency actually the medusa story is kind of fascinating because there's two different angles to it
so the the jealousy derived from a god went and sexually assaulted her and then and then that
god's wife got angry about it and was angry about her beauty this is the one story
and then cursed her to be uh medusa where if her gaze met with anybody any man's that you know
they've killed it would turn them right so don't deal with the problem deal with well the the other
angle to this story the same story though is is that this woman was not able to protect herself
from the assaults of a god and after this she was given the power to fight off even a god
so so there's two different angles to that story it's a really fascinating story
i appreciate that they put the the guy from x caliber in there and conan the beast master and
Conor mccloud and and crawl crawl yeah i thought that was the demon from legend oh no the guy in
the far right is the hero from crawl oh that's right the guy from the demon is the guy from
that's tim curry that's the dude on the left by he's from x caliber he's from he was mirlin
yeah it was helen miran what was the the guy in the middle next to he man
or the one that looks like a peasant chick yeah i don't know oh that's francey it's beast master
side piece oh yeah oh yeah two in the middle or from beast master beast master yeah which was
i made christy watch out like five months ago that's love that's love the guy from it was horrible
don't go back and rewatch that shit it is not what you remember no it's terrible it was terrible
campy and fun yeah the whole cast of willows but underneath the kilt there yeah you saw it
all those ladies with today's graphics and the size of your tv like when i originally watched beast
master was on a 19 inch tv right right and it had shady graphics like well you could see that it
like the tiger was fucking a pig like he was painted and shit and like in some scenes you
could see where he was wearing a muzzle like
uh the good old day watched in 4k what was it the one where was uh i think it was the odyssey or
the titans and they had that weird mechanical stop motion oh that was clash of the titans
chasing the argonauts also yeah good stuff stop motion animation you love that stuff
yeah that was that was the good old days when tv was magical absolutely not all realistic and stuff
tim tim and he's shouting out wg and heck yeah
home of the chicago cobs owned by a ted right and harry carry okay
it was the home of harry carry yeah harry's grand kid is a sports broadcaster
is he using the same stick or no no they all got their own boys you can't you can't fucking you
can't you can't replicate harry carry unless you're will ferrell and then you do yeah yeah yeah yeah
i don't even like will ferrell but he did a passable harry carry and i made christy watch and i
want made christy watch highlander that's just a good family film right there yeah that could be the
only one yeah i did not however make her watch crawl that i i know better that was even as a
little kid the graphics were not the the it was not great for what i mean it was cool for what
they were trying to do but even as a kid i remember that being pretty campy yeah but that's the best part
the campiness yeah the the cyclops he's got this one eye in his head and it looks like a
he's got a paper mache mask on but and even though he knew he was gonna come even though
he knew he was gonna die he came with anyways oh yeah yeah it's different it hits it's different
when you watch it as a grown-up identify with different characters and you know
yeah i just watched crawl like probably last year and it been years and i was like oh my gosh
that probably is that probably is the abusive from clash of the titans
it's like your attractions change you mature all the things that you you've learned
going actually it's story actually it's ted's gem's worthy fault that i made christy watch all these
because he's the one who got me hooked on old-ass movies on youtube yeah he's like dude check this
out and have all these old-ass movies for free and i'm like oh good cheese age cheese
yeah definitely check it out so sometimes they're not titled the the name of the movie they're just
like this was a classic and there's like a weird picture you have to like kind of read through the
you know read a little bit into the description to figure out what movie it is i watched some really
horrible keanu reeves movie where he's like it looks like where he's in like a gang and
shit and it's kind of like a white nationalist type movie it gets real weird and directed by the
goldstein brothers so yeah yeah no this was way before john wick he looked like he was like
this was before bill and ted's excellent adventure point break
it was called school ties no i'm kidding it was a horrible movie
i know it's only august i don't want to get too far ahead of ourselves but i think the big halloween
costume this year is going to be um on vehicles wrapping cars did you hear that that'd be nice
gonna dress your car up in camouflage oh wraps full wraps to confuse the electronic
brains great i did see a version of the wrap that included pictures of cars that wrapped around
the car oh that's funny so including pictures of other cars on your car while driving past
cameras that take pictures of cars that's great the car that's great isn't part of the flock though
the emf and pulling your not flock but uh uh acts on lightpost yes um there's a company called toka
that makes several different ai products that can do a lot more than just take your license plate
like they can edit posts and video and shit like that in real time oh that sounds comforting
yeah yeah speaking of industrialization yeah yeah now with the wrap i could see how it could confuse
the camera well scroll down a little bit and show the actual car there ted alan the brotherhood of
justice is what this movie was called it had key for southerland in it too it was so bad
the brotherhood of that sounds bad well if you needed a nazi in the early 90s it was key for
southerland was your go-to guy yeah yeah oh so that was before that was before ed norton the article
includes in embedded social media posts that the user has removed once they realized they were getting
a lot of traffic and attention so i think that made them less stealth and they've since removed
the image of the actual car i don't have that on the webpage anymore no image of the car just as
there are no images of anyone in wanona around the time when flock cameras had just vanished
i think it was an act of god of nature maybe a sandpit um what do you call it sinking sand
yeah spontaneous combustion dude the flock cameras are causing more public unrest than
anything i've ever seen yeah it's wild it's impossible to see it it just no human no human does it
it is uh mythical magic i did see a random article about cutting aluminum
do it like every day you can basically find articles of somebody cutting down flock cameras
which we were going to do a uh a bit for uh honorary ted also yeah we forgot to do that
that'll just be for the roof right what's that you need to do that cut it down and just be for the roof
yeah i mean the the the the poles good don't need that rest of that no poles fine
now did he did he have a standard a-frame or did he have the germanic cross a-frame i forget
what they call that the iron cross yeah i think he knew where i was going
it's fucking hilarious that's hilarious but yeah we were gonna do a ted reacts and pull up uh
guys stories
for people doing things like cutting down flock cameras and doing honorary ted
name honorary ted real men make sense i mean i i understand their argument constitutionally but
i'm glad that people are up in arms about it you know only about three or four decades late but
you know yeah yeah we well and then it and then at the same time they've decided that it might be
a bright idea to give fucking cops like fucking shock gloves like are you kidding me and then cops
have already shown that they're gonna wildly abuse the fucking flock cameras i don't know why they
need cops to show they're gonna wildly abuse these fucking gloves before that before it caused the
problem like they already have there's been multiple incidents going back to 2022 where
they've egregiously abused the shock gloves like you know some dude is getting grabbed right in his
crotch and shocked you're all that that glove is worth right they're on it but the the bigger ones say
the baton type yeah well hey if you pay kandace owns $300,000 she'll shock your dick with
the shock gloves for four hours hey oh yeah yeah that that's more expensive than hidey flies
speaking of stringy chicken
yeah i don't i didn't even find i don't even find uh kandace the ones that that particularly
attractive it's like steve said maybe maybe andrew's got a pregnant chick kink
could be maybe it's an awful lot of money and she wasn't able to ask questions i i saved myself
from actually watching it everybody's public reaction was pretty hilarious yeah i've only
seen clips of it and you know parts of it i was out that day yeah i watched about five minutes of it
and i was like all right i get the gist moving on right yeah that's about all it took i've seen
enough andrew wilson debates they're all basically the same andrew fucking either bully somebody
over and or they're you know because they're saying dumb things or else he plays fucking word games
and tell the other person is ready to fucking stab themselves in the eye
well that clip with the lady of the night shall we say 200 or whatever that was funny
that that literally was how that dude acts that clip was hilarious like there's no there's
and most people just don't want to deal with it that's why it's hilarious kandace
someone's made him fucking pay three made you know made him pay three hundred thousand dollars
like that's and then on top of that her her version of that's got five million views
and five million financially works out quite a bit better than four hundred thousand when
you're talking about advertising for sure uh hey ted allen play the uh ted on stage
instagram clip if you will and then i gotta run out take the dog out is this the one
yes they're wearing a hooded sweatshirt and glasses and a prison jumpsuit
yeah i see that it's pumpkin orange
just what their bosses tell them they treat the world around them like a trash box
with their nightmares and their plastics and their junk food and their xanax and their
dumb and formulated Broadway shows now i'm not here to judge or cast dispersions
but i will say that there are many ways to ted and this perhaps may not be one of them
hey this may yet be the best way to ted and if we can get his instagram handle we could contact
him for a collaboration could be could be the best way to ted could be heads have to stick together
hey look i'm not saying kick him out of the ted drive i'm not i'm not just you know
well it is maybe tell him that the party starts about three hours later then it does
right so we want to get him before he starts drinking right okay
if mailing bombs to flock cameras doesn't take them down just build a kill those
are in your garage and go through town right right nice that's not that's what we need the
hms hemeyer he has bubblegum back clip that look at that guy wow
wow indeed i 730 that's getting dim
i'm part of that's just the smoke though fires are still burning are they burning tires in
california so if you say clip it it only yeah if canada's still on fire or did that end at some
point oh no canada's still on fire canada's still on fire and organs on fire and hoop is on fire
and it's riding some wind tunnel right to us
yeah it's a smoke portal it's a lot of fun ted james really do you have a nominee
oh yeah i guess i do have a nominee we could
pull that up you have the video is that uh mr jackson
yeah yeah wind hammer she's uh she's really coming out as super ultra
trailer trashy like that's all standing out real bad she's a she's a pack of virginia slims
that can talk yeah well enough about nancy mace let's talk about
wesley jackson here who's not all heroes wear capes but they do look like they play base in a
shitty metal band oh yeah i've seen that guy's band i'm sure yeah he's not way 30 times he's got way
bigger balls than his looks would appear right he's a bowler yeah manongahila county resident
20 000 people giving big alibis well yeah we were all at his metal show that night i have
it was uh sandwich shop he was playing he was rocking out subway let's listen into linkin media
here we go it appears a wild story tonight where it appears nearly 20 000 people have vouched for
the whereabouts of a man accused of destroying flock cameras in west virginia accusations thousands of
people have publicly said they were with or saw 20-year-old wesley jackson during the time he
was accused of the crime with comments such as couldn't be him he was helping me replace the
roof on a homeless shelter and i saw him serving at a soup kitchen at the time of the incident
he has pleaded not guilty to the crimes against him yeah i mean it's delicious soup
you see real dead real dead it's helping rescue three six senior cats from a tree you know they
can climb up there but they can't climb down yeah probably given haircuts to samalis immigrants
you know teaching a movie tie wesley jackson west us teds we salute you sir
beautiful thank you for your service so you related to janet by the way you think
or michael i think they're all related all the toxins
jason tellbitt asked for more cats you want to see cats there may be more cats
i don't know i i don't know i am cat listen i'm on on on air right now that is wild the
cats usually flock to me like oh you're on air we want to show everybody our bow
yeah but they're cats when you at least expect it they'll do what they want
yeah always do what they want they're probably planning it right now
she might kick all the cats out of the house for the day
well matthew mcconnell he kicked a habit uh weed habit he attributes this to listening to janet
jackson song 24 times in a row the perfect r&b baseline that made him completely re-evaluate
his life choices can you guess what song that was it was a 1993 hit and janet jackson a janet jackson
song from 1993 it was so good i never needed to smoke again i still feel like i'm going back
to room 101 to think about janet jackson in 1993 or the theater in my turkey 1993 it was not listening
to her in 1993 sorry when did she avoid listening to her it's gonna mean if you listen to the radio
because we didn't have xm back then right thank you for the cash out jason talbot
no it can't be love will never do
oh that's a close one do you know that she has more love songs than just that one
that's the way love goes
is that the name of the song i could not name you a single janet jackson song
random gunfire yep i i don't know either of these songs
even somebody quit smoking weed
well i mean to be fair if i listen to janet jackson song that's the way love goes
i might be no still don't know it no you know what i didn't list my parents i would come from a
very small area and it was almost exclusively country music until like 1987 and then i heard
tears for fears and then i poured it directly over to iron maiden and metallica
old metallica not i like well blackened was their best song in my humble opinion
one one is the best song sanitarium okay yeah i hear one that one's a little touchier for me black
and i can just be angry sanitarium is the best could it be the mahana hey creature is just
shriveling up because no one is talking about it so it made up a ridiculous story about
uh janet jackson songs make sense mahana the yeah it wasn't a maha mahana hey what was his name
matthew mccana hey mahana so he's not relevant so he goes counterculture
matthew mccana in the old-school reference for riz is that what you thought that's what the kids
call it yes yeah well as long as they're aura farming oh my god
i got an eye roll and every time she rolls her eyes an angel gets their wings so just to let you
know i'm ashamed of my generation and the generation of my sister so i Jesus hi tomato girl is not on
tuesday shows she's on most of the other days i'm usually on her panel but that was last night
hot tomato girl tonight it's it's it's bearded dudes the question on everyone's mind right now is
how ma gonna gay do you have to be to listen to janet jackson's song 24 times you know all you have
to be yeah that's a little talk about that gay little mccana gay now rush was the other girl right the dancer
no rush was a band from canada oh rhythm is well i like the band from canada i meant the song oh
actually the band from canada is better than any of the artists the best part about this is
every one of these songs that that ted st nix list list he gets a little gayer
you didn't know he could get there but he's managing it
okay the rest of us are all just staring at him and and like he's like rush and and i literally
was uh with ted chusinski i was like yeah that's a band dude from an overblown pop band
you're like no rush is an overblown pop band yeah wow thems is fight damn
come on that was pop you know i mean at least you did say old metallica i can give you that
redemption but rush is just a pop band yeah i mean there's no dream theater but okay dream theater's
pretty badass but yes rush rush was breaking down doors so that dream theater would have an audience
man yeah fair enough fair enough yes and yes they did get a little poppy with that gal from till
tuesday pretty good song they released released it about i don't know ten years ago i guess now
but moving pictures come on or the one i can't say
maybe paula abdule well that was paula abdule for paula abdule karina i was very ted bennington
yeah she she got as far as pearl jam but didn't quite get down good we we don't want to hear about
your first beard well my first beard saw a lot pickles did your first beard see fern golly uh
yeah in a lot of valleys okay yes the last reinforced
what am i looking at here marcus well elford so we'll keep it cool this is fern golly it's nice
so there's a prominent mushroom in the foreground
bug chasing yeah there's bugs the last reinforced foundation fern golly saving the rainforest
he does look kind of beta though for a hero doesn't he do you think ted saw fern golly
hmm thank you love maybe that's why i'm so mad that's a great yeah he doesn't have a very square jaw
it's a little small bad sign this is a different poster i don't think they use this one for the
vhs cover art did they ever do merchandise at mcdonald's that was like a drink cup or a fern
golly oh for fern golly oh hell i probably i mean who didn't beatle yeah it's possible all that stuff
is so cool now to look back i mean i don't want any of it but this was this movie was competing with
disney movies at the time and the voice of a certain genie in a laden property that disney had taken over
also voiced the character in this movie fern golly the last rain for us oh this is why i've not seen
that i was an adult i was getting pushed i'm like not all of us are that ancient right
not all of us are that old i've already been called what striper some stilly biker name
an old man and then every time i mentioned a song i get gayer well that's because you're mentioning
janet jackson songs not because you're mentioning just any songs you're not like oh hey remember
flight of the ancient may or rhyme of the ancient mariner or something i was responding to a prompt
some of us have struck at least pretend like you don't know in that you're straight
i think i like two or three janet jackson songs though they escape me right now sure some of us in
public education were forced to read the dire van frank and view fern golly 1983 i was 13
guys you want to make out with no i never made out with any guys curious but not that i said
wanted to i said why see now you're admitting it now you're so it was the 80s and 90s doesn't count
i don't know when you were growing up it was like sure i'll try that for a dollar no no
oh you know just got your repression going on i i get it no i mean my generation had an excuse we
had to watch the end of warrior princess turn all our women into lesbians yeah that's true i was
i went before that i was before that see i started punching out kids when i was when i was 16 you
know that's uh and then i got hooked you waited till you were 16 to start punching people out
no punching out kids yeah that they got a lot younger than that well well well he always
sat over him oh is it over no i never got down but yeah i was like well if half or a lot of my friends
were and i'm like just wasn't my thing but you know a lot of the clubs we went to people were by
and then usually there was a hardcore room so i'd go back and forth between them speaking of tears
for fears well this is why you notice no janet jackson songs we're we're down to the root
i can't think of any man we're at the root i never owned an album or a ten we're at the root cause
i mean i owned a mariah carry album but that was only because she was hot in all her music videos
well yeah but i i don't know i got just seared with her image and every freaking christmas
you know there's a new uh mariah carry special when you live in christmas village with ted sainton
nick you're gonna have to listen to a little mariah carry yep you know nine months out of a year
you know you could have chosen to go to clubs that don't play that type of music or have those
type of people in it right you're gonna go to our club without christmas gear i dug the variety
you know i was i was a student of the world not just one side i went to a but i went to
almost every club too but eventually you figure out which ones you want to go to
yeah but a lot of the people doing the broadway or vogue type dancing were interesting to watch
oh he said interesting every chance to name into ted flame were yet
no no need you know i wouldn't hide it
i'm like i am i am what i am but ain't that now but i did think it was interesting to watch
you know you can only see so many skinheads mosh for three hours and get in there and get a little
bloodied and feel like you've participated but you know i mean you were still in there with
a bunch of dudes at a sausage fest so you went to a pantera concert
good for you but yeah that one fits but no speaking of a band that you dislike rush
center stage fifth row that's a good show it was a presto tour how much did you pay for a ticket
it was a gift from a friend who knew i'd really dug rush
but you know while i was apparently listening to janet jackson i don't really remember that
they play her music on the radio sometimes it was junior high high school man that was after
the p and if they listen to janet jackson that's okay i may have to get laid just fine without
listening to janet jackson hey the where i was going to school the only chicks that had you
know metal and like uh what's the dude who got kicked out of metallica i'm forgetting the name right now
kicked out miss miss talking about my stain yeah what's the band name i forgot megadeth
megadeth yeah i have brain damage it's cool so uh megadeth now i knew some girls wearing the
megadeth teacher t-shirts and everything and they were the right proportions but i believe in
mileage on a tire what is wrong with you people like my wife my wife like grew up in donna re
like you just gotta be a man and go up and take that shit well that's one way there at least two
other the indirect well you certainly don't want to do it by telling them hey i like janet jackson
also no no no you like your voice you know head bob and you go okay but do you hate small enough
we're talking about pollution on the one in three and if she's black go on the two and four you know
be a man of mystery italian or an international man now if we can save the whales and the rainforest
at the same time there's a guy that has some PTSD from seeing janet jackson's boob
yeah now was that on porpoise you know because it seems like absolutely the pierce
ariola with the sun symbolism was very tasteful yes and it just proved the puritanical
nature of america if we had been watching this in europe as europeans do we wouldn't have been
concerned about it oh so commercial yeah talking a halftime super bowl special and what was it 2004
i did not watch the sports balls i did not very release and we have youtube as we have youtube today
i'm still looking for you're lucky you're lucky if you didn't see the boob everybody the world
saw the nipple yep the world stopped for the nipple i also actually never saw two girls one cup
i've heard about what about lemon party i don't even know what lemon party is you lucky bastard
what about meat spin that was even worse okay no man the early 2000s were a terrible time to be a
young person on the internet they really were it was just like all shock humor and you didn't
we see my brother my brother was into that i remember he followed some website that was
just like everything was about poop i don't it had some like clever name but it was all about
just poop stuff and i'm like what why why are you just watching people play with poop and stuff
like that's just fucking weird man go outside was it again ted alan
i don't know i'm just i'm just shocked by the the uh the fecundity of the situation
so for cartel videos were popular this is i'm glad that i never really got into the
fucking industrial bullshit like this
wind hammer knows what lemon party and two g of two girl one cup yeah uh yeah blue
blue waffles these are probably safe to mention now i don't know that they're still hosting on
the worldwide web yeah it's probably hard to find goat see and tub girl and all that shit at this
point but yeah we're gonna give wind hammer ptsd my my level of trauma is from the uh back in the day
when i was young a friend of yours brought over to your house a copy of faces of death
and pop that shit in your vcr the five films that and then you were fully traumatized
fully traumatized we're heading down to tj avenue the revolution and a young lady with a
farm animal oh no no i don't need to see that either come right you're on a farm now
yeah well the animals don't do that no the alpacas will try the alpacas will try
i ain't gonna lie the alpacas will try especially if the girls having their time of the month the
alpacas will try but you just don't let the girls go near the alpacas the male alpacas right
big stick i don't know psychos watch faces of death i think i watched 100 percent velocity
everybody everybody that was in high school in the 90s watched faces of death one of your
friends brought you they didn't ask your permission they didn't tell you what was about to happen to
you they just subjected you to what was about to this fucking horrifying thing and then you were
and i don't care who you are because they made sure to put a whole
cornucopia of things in there and one of them was gonna go yeah one of them was gonna bother you
like to this day like the watching the asians cut the puppy open while it's alive like oh my god
you could have sent me to vietnam the day after that happened i would have been like
you know i found uh accident scenes less disturbing what's that i found accident
scenes less disturbing than faces of death yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm a farm person accidents that
just happens although the one that bothered me the most that still sticks with me because i'm a
car jacked up wrong and he had the tire off and the tire and the car fell flat fell off the jack and it
fucking cut his leg off and he was trapped under there but you know only by like a chunk of leg
and i was like that that this is part of why i like that video where my truck was bouncing
during the inter during the earthquake while i was working on it that thing underneath full-sized
cement blocks and shit i don't mess around like that video stuck with me for life
safety meeting indeed yeah well now they traumatize kids with videos of factory workers in china and
india getting sucked into the machines yeah nice you can see that happening the standards were
a little different in china it wasn't india doesn't even have a standard the individual
the individual didn't matter i i mean i don't mean to be too cruel but the culture was
different i worked over there i was there for over a year
didn't they say that in the great wall while they were building it if you died they just
chucked you into the mix you were just i understood that's the thing but studying that
era of china that's absolutely what they do yeah i just chucked you right into the mix like you
died at work you just chucked you right into the wall like you get to spend eternity here now
fucking wow well and there was a practicality to it as well because you don't have to dispose
of the body twice i mean that that seems very weird for us in the way we've come up in our
culture but honestly it doesn't seem to be very practical like one in bridge yeah well
well but with the catholics and whatnot during the during the catholic eras of the northern european
they did a murement which wasn't quite the same with the murement on things like bridges and
different buildings when they did a murement that person was put in there alive
yeah they used to bury slaves with their owners in egypt or whatever
yeah yeah that person was put in there alive to like give the bridge a sacredness and shit
like that was weird catholic shit
isn't that apparently what happened with the one guy or hafa or whatever in the baseball park
jimmy i thought so when i was young kind of cool remembering stuff incorrectly see when i was
young it it was said that nobody ever knew where hafa was where he disappeared to and then it was
always he's sleeping with the fishes is what everybody always you know alluded to we don't
think that's from the godfather we don't need ai to hallucinate we can hallucinate our own ideas
but i don't think yeah christ minor says that too yeah he disappeared i don't think his body was
ever actually found and i think the only thing that great gave credence to the ballpark was they were
building it at the same time so a lot of concrete poor sure sure i mean it's it's a perfectly
fucking viable theory like it's no no better or worse than any other theory when you have no
evidence for any of it hey circumstantial evidence becomes the best evidence
yeah of course disappearing is more mysterious right whatever happened to
yeah yeah anything that you can put some mystery around like remember back in the day
it was uh el Capone safe and then paroled up yeah we're gonna break into el capone safe
we'll need to continue to check in with kandace every few days to see how she's doing
she might not be doing as well as we think she's doing she's got a lot of seven months of
pregnancy can be a trial yeah she's got a lot of theories that she's working through right now
yeah especially with as much work and shit as she puts in
she's able to explain it but she can't understand it for us and she's working through
her series right now i don't know if there is padded cells for her yeah so that's how my friend saw me
okay ha ha ha anybody that studies anything that's how people see them in your average person
like to understand that your average person only reads on a fifth grade reading level
you gotta understand that any complex idea you say start sounding like this
like their brains aren't ready to go into all that
yeah that's fine the fiends why didn't they give her the board with the little threads everywhere
yeah that would be better well don't ask how she's snuck in the sharpie marker
oh yeah fair enough full cavity search yeah she wasn't given all the supply she wanted for
an arts and crafts project but she's still got ideas and theories that she's working through
that's female privilege they got twice as much room to smuggle stuff into prison
that's true that's true their prison safe is way bigger
yeah so maybe Halle Berry will play yeah Candace Owens in a biopic sometime
or or more likely it'll be Zendaya yeah it'll definitely be Zendaya that's great please
that's through Mjolnir's wrath most of us fucking that
almost everybody I know that dropped out fucking is way smarter than people that stayed in
that's hilarious dropout also a dropout
that's hilarious I just got bored plus it was 88 the vibes were good
88
Zendaya starting his Candace yeah Zendaya I can't wait to see Zendaya play Anne Frank
you know Netflix is gonna come out with that one of these days
that'd be great she's in a wheelchair
chair it'll actually be very appropriate when it's a dude that's a dude that's
pretending to be a girl writing it down with a ballpoint pen then it'll be spot on
like who is the one that they were going to get to play Zelda some churn check I don't remember
oh you're talking about the legend of Zelda live action film and there were people stating that
someone from the HBO project with Zendaya I believe it was called euphoria
sure and there was an individual who was in this movie that looked elven
in some way so they suggested that this individual could play Zelda
I have to admit I liked a lot of the shows when the same people were in different roles
one for the other after the other I think the name was Hunter Schaefer maybe
oh sorry that's all right that's all right
Hunter Schaefer might have been
pitbull starring as Andrew Tate that was made out be a good fit for the look
I
those eyes are weird I don't know anything about the story my opinion is something weird because
I'm conspiratorial and why not the eyes of Erica Kirk or the eyes of Tammy Faye both god I hadn't
thought about that girl for a while you know wide and super highlighted Tammy Faye Baker and her husband
the candlestick maker
there's probably some candlesticks around there yeah it's a clue movie
Phyllis Diller there's one sure she looked wild yeah
mm-hmm
so with all the stock of Charlie Kirk are we learning to not look a gift horse in the mouth
is that how the expression goes yep yeah
you know it could be an indication that there are forces that aren't on the news what
what
it's interesting of the profile too with a lot of people not in particularly that case
and we everybody in the world I think sees it but we've just gotten so apathetic
and that's what are the impacts of psychotropic drugs on people going through puberty
yeah
it does make some people do some weird things especially young kids like
yeah yeah and the warning the warning on there you know I had to take some getting off the opiates
and it's like don't gamble
oh that's helpful
but it apparently increases risk taking
what does
effects or XR oh wow and it's uh SNRI
so that explains why you were going to all those weird clubs with the hard right on in the back
if you can't molly you can't jolly I mean what the fuck man
when you're listening to flaming lips and it sounds good you know something's on board
you're definitely on something yeah
yeah definitely but now they were good decades
good decades and now let's see 95 I had two kids was a single dad but we were 50 50
so one week was party week and the next week was power puff girls it was good time
and then you learned how to turn power puff girls week into party week two
and you started bringing all of the other football moms like sangria and juice boxes
now I was only 25
no I wasn't hanging with the uh soccer moms no I I only say that because recently it was
I had a month or two ago there was a thing on Instagram about one of the soccer moms around
here who got popped for straight up selling like booze drinks at their kids soccer game
oh wow and she was it was like it was like sangria and she was calling it mom juice or
something like that it was great well that's great yeah mom juice that's a an interesting name
couple ideas come to fruit there no killing dude we'll say it's 10 bucks venmo me mom
juice baileys from a boot they should call it milk juice were there extended services after
that initial qualifying you know what I'm not sure the article didn't mention it and uh we we were
not there at the events to verify hmm how long before kirtles in the cottage cheese with the baileys
and the mom juice
that'd be great dude get you an irish coffee for those uh cold weather early morning games
I'm sure that I'm sure all of the the dads in the 80s and 90s were we're making it work
because I know that you know we had games and some cold-ass weather man I'm sure a number of
the fellas dads got warm from the inside out I think you gotta check mom's ph level first okay
what no officer she's having a thyroid thing it's fine it's fine let me get her to the car we'll be okay
I think the cops were cooler yeah when I was young because well they were more afraid of cops not
dead more back then cops don't get dead nearly as much as they used to and back in the I mean up until
really about the mid 90s the joe biden crime bill when they gave them started giving them all the
excess military equipment shit cops were getting dropped or beat the fuck up and had to live in
the neighborhoods where they worked and so there was more accountability and they get their house
egged or TV or whatever if they were dickheads so they tended to be a little bit more friendly to
the people that they lived around they'd still go bust somebody's head roll a couple of drunks
and beat up somebody with a skin color they didn't like but they had to be more accountable
you know in most of their day-to-day interactions and definitely they had to be like really good
neighbors because if they weren't they were getting fucked up
yeah I would agree with that and as I uh teach the elf don't act guilty right
you know gotten out of two felony stops just you know oh what do you mean
yeah does it get you out of a daily wire contract um apparently 1989 really saying christ is king gets
you out of a daily wire contract oh yeah okay that's the phrase that stops paying
kind of surprised matt walsh hasn't tried that one to get out of there yet
what is a woman oh what is a woman
is a woman what yeah as i heard from a friend of mine in the last two weeks
how was mckayla peterson how was judain peterson okay
1989 wasn't she born in 1989 yeah yeah that's why she's uncancelable
since then it wouldn't make any sense for her to be uncancelable since 73 thanks thanks for
putting the straws together for me no bro next time we'll use a brighter crayon
my mind's a little off after hearing the loudest exhaust i could for about five hours oh goodness why
crotch rockets oh no no uh the fat boy was uh exhaust with no baffles
no baffles yeah i won't even there start it where i live now makes a good town to form
the police now are having a problem because literally the the crime the violent crimes the crimes that
people actually want somebody locked up for they've they've bottomed out since the 2000s in the 90s
during the crime bill they started falling by the 2000s they were just taking a nosedive the violent
crime rates and things like that so now they got to do other things to justify their their their
jobs and yeah it's just getting uglier and uglier
now are well and they stopped reporting crime data from like 40 something major cities during
biden's term oh they just stopped reporting the data that's true yeah when crime started to go back
up they stopped talking about it yeah and because it was specific demographics and they did not want
to release information that could be perceived as being racist so they just stopped reporting
the numbers all together we wouldn't want the fucking 13 that well really seven percent six
or seven percent of the population that's one exact group to account for more than 60 in the
violent crime i think that would be crazy well you wouldn't want to accidentally clean up the
yeah no way that might actually make their lives a tiny bit better right
no instead let's just go to the state fair in wisconsin yeah yeah
public that that'll be that'll be way easier you see the miniapolis mayor fucking out dancing
at their at their little festival and everything just making himself look like a complete asshole
yeah a flash mob at the wisconsin state fair yeah it was a team take flash mob takeover thing
okay all right like everything's for show anymore everything and nothing actually changes because
as long as somebody comes out and makes a little show everybody's like okay
put on the ethnic scarf and dance whitey we need to know you're on our team
yeah yeah it takes me back to that one gal who was surrounded by at least a large crowd i don't
remember how big and they were demanding that she you know give the fist up or whatever
she had she didn't do it remember when fucking uh nancy pelosi and a bunch of the fucking
democrats all came out dressed up for like quans or some shit yeah yeah they hit the knee
calling cavernic bow like fucking a black lives matter no let's cut another
we're freaking let's cut another program that would help them get off their feet
man if you don't vote for me you ain't black go by that was great that was great yeah
yeah that one hey let's say something to the wigs out there too
listen here jack just because you want to be black means you gotta vote by
yeah
i read that in the rules and a bunch of black guys got their white card that day right
i've heard this phrase uh in need of a little motion yeah man motion yeah let me talk to my translator
later i don't know what that means oh it just means that god forbid a white boy do well
right start the vibe a little bit it's got motion a little spring in a step
yeah i'll translate it for me when we say that something has motion little hitch and you get
you need some cocaine at that things are starting to look up for our people though i mean crack amiko is
back on team white right right well temporarily oh okay yeah that is a temporary motion got motion
is he just doing that for publicity crack amiko got name checked on the joe rogan show
recent oh shit all right the number two podcast on spotify he said in the big time yeah right wow
pretty soon we'll start wondering if he was a sigh up the whole time right right joe no
crack amiko of course joe's been a sigh up the whole time we all know that
yeah right that's pretty patient to develop it maybe as he got any traction you think
from the very beginning
just a white boy need of a little motion i mean crack was an instant celebrity at skankfest but you
know outside of that there's a pretty niche pocket of the internet yeah most of his songs are about
comedians so you've got to actually care about the comedians to even find the song funny
with that said he's got some funny s songs right does it mean song is about fern gully saving the
whales the rain from any sing about environmental productions not a one not even a little bit no
comedy rapper yeah i had one about kelly's songs is one about chelsea handler was fucking hilarious
oh dude i was listening to that my girl was like what are you listening to it i'm like no it's cool
babe it's crack amiko it's just like oh okay okay like amico like an oil company no like zack amiko
the sit-down comic is that his real name is amiko zack amiko am i co ch or a kk zac buddy
keeping it simple kkk no no no no he's more za icp okay yeah he is a member of the the trauma
universe zack fego amiko that sounds about right okay
yeah so zack amiko is the real person and then like four years ago or something like that
on lewis j. gomez's podcast the zack amiko co-hosts the real ass podcast they had a contest
for like a soundcloud rapper to become the hip-hop artist known as crack amiko
so it was uh it was a battle to earn the force yeah to earn the persona of uh of crack okay a
rat battle no less yep so on the eight mile oh it's better name mile buddy okay because i haven't
seen eight mile yet but it's my it's my cue right lined up to see it right since 2003
i just finished watching all the carmen's movies i just got done with stream too a little behind
a little behind nightmare on elm street four five these franchises are kind of fun
kind of fun to just watch them grow up right yeah but how do you ever measure up to the original
who said you do uh are we talking to malin
no i was talking about the original clause
the original star wars clause
wouldn't that be the dude for miracle on 34 street i think so i think so
ted st nick definitely has miracle on 34 street energy no no for sure i did go see it in a theater
but you know for me the miracle on 34 street would be if during a ludifisk toss i was able to
catch the ludifisk all right it doesn't slip between my fingers
the joyous ludifisk toss mm has it happened this year yet no it's um late summer i would
cross my fingers you know it's it's fast approaching it is and i'm trying to prepare a
material original music for it you don't want to miss out you know the old tannenbaum i think it's
a song to a christmas tree right there's there's a ludifisk song like oh yeah you've heard before
yeah it's a banger dude it's classic i'm trying to update it a little bit you know like uh
zoom family christmases and things distance socially distance a musical
yeah some little people to play the parts yeah i might combine it with my thanksgiving music
because i don't have enough songs to fill out the entire extended play that's a good idea
but i'm still working on it i like it he's trying to figure out how to rearrange it to
wet ass pussy also we don't call the little people anymore dwarf is back in season because lord of
the rings made it cool again okay oh seriously awesome thank god i was always above the dwarf
persuasion yeah so now you can go dwarf tossing instead of little person tossing right awesome
thank god yeah about time yeah it is about time maybe that's what we needed a future third eye we need
midget wrestling um wrangling wrangling is always i don't know how many i don't know how many people
to watch the show are good with elasso but i bet you there'd be like at least five of them okay i
bet we could find five at any given third eye carnival just have at least rudimentary lasso
skills one is a wonder woman or superwoman wonder woman we use when i was doing uh renaissance
festivals back in the day at the arizona one we used to have a big old party uh on bureau of
land management land and make big ass bonfire and uh we would have hippie roping oh there would be
volunteer hippies that were working for beer who would volunteer to take off running while
somebody would grab a lasso and try and rope them well that's fun good times good times
beard lives matter right black beard blue beard red beard white beard gray beard right
depending on what drugs you're on you might see somebody whose beards all those colors at the
time absolutely true but yeah they had actual dwarf tossing at this big proud boys event they
had at like a month ago nice like literally had an actual dwarf and people were tossing and it was
great i mean as you do yeah i've heard a rumor that these proud boys traveled by means of like
you hauls no you're taking a patriot front right oh okay all right yeah those are the guys that
wear masks so the flock cameras can't tell who that who they are right the proud boys are just
generally like part-time mechanics that have latino wives they're cool like they're about as
racist as the average gen X or which means they are racist but they'll still bang women of other
races because you know gotta hey now i didn't yeah well i'm calling you out though
oh fuck i am calling you out aren't i damn wow wow wow Ted Chuzansky wow
oh why aren't you joined yet maybe some of them will listen to the show you might get some dough
notes no man it was when we went to uh when we went to go see uh Gavin Mcannis and Anthony
Cumia and Josh Denny show in Vegas there was a very large proud boy contingent there and uh i went with
my friend sugar and her best friend who is a chubby Latina and a chubby Latina at a proud
boys gathering is like walking in with a unicorn with a 12 pack on it like everybody all of the
fellas were standing up straighter doors were being held open still a lot of mams being thrown
around it was hilarious dude the fucking proud boy kryptonite right there
so it's good to collect intel thank you Ted Steve
because wouldn't that be how you distract the crew right i mean i don't know dude i don't i don't
mind most of them the ones that were like clearly fed informants i didn't want anything to do with
not a big fan of Enrique Tario but there he's a glacis right it was funny when they were trying
to say how racist the proud boys were and they're like leader was a black Mexican yeah
how common is Enrique has a name depends on where you live yeah marizona and uh
senor and people that i met from mexico enrique was fairly popular Puerto Rican neighborhoods in
new york yeah oh yeah millions of them there
i'm not gonna ask about ricky martin ted didn't say they're all rickies though yeah
so i know jenny from the blog ask
yeah her name's not enrique okay
does what year 2000 when uh the name enrique was the number two two one most popular name in the
united states two two one yeah 221st most popular name in the united states okay enrique okay all right
i wonder where Juan and uh jose were about that or was enrique the most of the
latin latino america crowd not sure i understand the question well there are other
prominent or common you know arizona and california is where i was so i know more
mexicans but they um i think i heard more Juan and jose being the common family names over enrique
so i wonder if it has a locality one was the 48th most popular name in the year 2000
that makes sense john in america in the united states and now it's mohammed
oh and what about the bikers heading over to i don't know some town did you guys hear about that
happened today surges no they apparently left surges
wait did surges send like a biker gang to go raid someplace or something i don't know that they
sent them but i think there was a rumor and uh a lot of guys and gals wrote over on their bikes to
you know make noise in front of the other gathering i believe it was muslim people
okay
yeah dearborn michigan that that's a spot for it yeah apparently there was a clash
uh oh i can't imagine a bunch of people all riled up for a clash would end up in a clash
yeah a lot of them were saying it was one percenters too so
is it london calling that's a good song the clash yeah apparently i'm getting gayer still
let's say they were as long as you know that that's all right that's all right yeah aging
what are you saying there's something wrong with that ball or something aging fabulously fabulously
aging like fine cheese okay so have you seen um
was it an aflac uh was it ben benefit remember when jennifer lopez and i think ben aflac were an item
there are a couple jennifers involved i think were there are a couple jennifers and the
benefit for the benefits of the thing i don't know might have been i don't know i don't know
yeah what about him i'm just wondering what uh jennifer is up to i know that she's probably
still performing her hit songs she had sit duckle duckle duckle
i don't know if i got the sound was that a song about the song about the duckle duckle
yeah that's that's actually not far from that i mean this is this is jenni from the block she's
does she still have it did she always have it i don't know
do now it's my special jenny crotch
i'm a crotch and the here is the crotch shot hey everybody wow thank you for coming to see my
crotch i used to show with just a little tiny bit and now i show it all the time there's no more
mystery jemma crotch we can see it from the bottom to the top yeah we used to see
she was going on with this hosiery man yeah she is putting the hoe in hosiery
true she's still got it you know i mean share had it all along and jenny's
continuing that tradition um jenny what was the dolly dolly dolly parton
now that's a classic don't go talking jenny from the block is like i'm embarrassed i don't even want to
disavow disavow i was wondering yeah well didn't they break up kind of quickly after some videos
a hair came out who did jennifer lopas yeah i think she was exposed in some videos and been like
later we were just trying to talk oh yeah dude they were all the ditty videos yeah like that
apparently when she got ready for murder but that clown yep
i mean i understood it i was like well that guy's crazy i would hide a gun for him too
well you know i think it wasn't there like five guys and one of the snaps
i don't know and then guys but no right right well it looked like you know they were into chuchus but
you know who's to say good songs pay low as selena yeah selena you know the character of selena
that's bad now she didn't have a hit did she selena well selena did
jailo she's a movie star as well played in the cell
i can't remember anything else yeah
no she's not like she was led Zeppelin that was that was Shakira Shakira
man Shakira is on that adrena chrome freaking world cup gonna live forever
shit not aging huh not for her put her in a cryogenic chamber for four years until they
eager to come out and do another world cup anthem
i actually know what Shakira song out of all these people you just mentioned i don't know a
fuck all about him but that's your lady's got the hips don't lie song yeah yeah what else
do you know what that's about yeah that qualifies for a gay mark too man come on yeah yeah yeah
yeah who did who did the wet ass pussy song
godfreet bench bureau party b yeah party b okay it's wop we're being corrected it stands for what
us wop meant something different when i was a young man who wop meant something very different
for that song yeah
she took the white angle protestant we have no we have no acronym now no that's wasp
with an s that's wasp a lot of something a little bit more a little south of there
sauce uh spaghetti am i at a spelling bee
can you use it in a sentence nobody
i'm willing
wop wop wop wop the the acronym would be wap
wasp well i just know that allegedly we said it
like whop for clarification for you no it's what wop without papers wop that's why you
call them a wop it stands for without papers makes sense well what about down with opp
the down that can mean something different depends on if you're a lady or a fella
the first two letters are the same yeah yeah good but yeah have you ever had a new italian helicopter
they're making does it go wop wop wop it goes wop wop wop yeah well that's it compliments the italian
tires they go forward they go backward and when they go flat they go wop wop wop wop
rest in peace uh colby bryant and rest in peace oliver tree oh yeah yeah uh colby was a bummer who
was the other one um tree oliver well there is not like josh heroes that just died suddenly
yeah south carolina they're saying that i saw something about that saying that she had uh
uh what's the heroin overdose stuff narkin narkin narkin around her house that was the report she
was also married to victor klitschko and was very pregnant during the maidan revolution
in ukraine and was out there making speeches on behalf of the uh u.s. government coalition that was
trying to ensure the overthrow of the democratically elected ukrainian government
save the cheerleader save the world right that's the one hidden penit ear did not kill herself
is this how your tree litter looks yep well that was a hoot little band big hair wasp
i even got a a song that might not make the radio these days
of course i can't think of the name of it vendington what were the lyrics uh
let's just say i don't remember a lot from that era um the white anglo sax and yeah what is the
answer i'm pretty sure we are sexual perverts this one that i heard all the a and the answer
anglo and sax and you know it was mtv they played a lot of stuff yeah they did
no they don't play anything right right yeah they're off the air officially right
mtd's in europe they stop playing wasp and that's what happens
well apparently uh you know mean man was big on head banger's ball
yeah which was that head banger's ball was a good time
this is the title of the song player up to it while you oh i want to be somebody i think is the one
that went hit or a wild child is this jenna jackson songs no i do you know i've not listened to every
jenna jackson song and they're just nor have i michael jackson maybe okay that might be gayer
like michael jackson apparently i'm over here rocking the rainbow
michael jackson an angel and an androgynous park angel michael
are we still looking for the song we're trying to name some wasp songs so you can listen to an
wild child wild child okay there it is there it is
now i guess it's the labels that protect copyrights now right not the artist
i think it was columbia house that was trying to do their best whatever owns the music yeah bmg
so writes ownership group out of germany
now since prince held his own uh whatever that last phase is what his master tapes yeah master records
the releases i wonder if his family's still then would be the label of a sort
and forcing copyright pays the park
yeah i'm sure somebody's getting a check yeah
did he ever have any kids that were known i don't recall any
kids that called sure he had some kids you would think that's a time on soul train when he first
started i'm sure the man had some kids i want to be your lover as a matter of fact a lot of immaculate
concessions that's probably gay too yeah prince's questionable where's prince is questionable
but definitely not full gay did they cut the balls away they remember the pictures i'm sorry
choosing ski go ahead uh did they cut prince's balls the way they did michael jackson's to keep
his voice high like that i think they just stretched them and then shaved them so they were smooth
but he could hit uh bass notes i think the higher register and bass yeah i don't think he was a
castrato yeah one kid named amir nelson prince does
amir prince had like 35 kids of amir jafar wherever you are
because he was down as they were down i mean come on right according to this he only ever had that one
and he's got fight for and he's got fight for syndrome is that where you're back away six days
after he was born oh his one child so yeah originally going to be named michelle they were like
they were like over six dozen paternity claims after prince passed away and they uh it turned out
like a bunch of them were prince's kids i bet i would have been shocked if the dude didn't
have some kids yep like if he didn't have kids that's because his swimmers were not swimming right
so what what the real question is is why aren't there more tets
yes it's fair progress well the price of postage has gone up you've got mail
check your mailbox
box
yeah shulmo yeah even when he started he was doing that high pitch register
friends i guess most of his music prince being transgender as in transcending all the genders
so i darling nicky i think is even still a tenor
trying to think of a popular song where he goes down but you know this fun kid props he
he sings in a lower register on get off yeah yeah you're such a little guy and uh most of thieves in
the temple i'll see you now i gotta play that that's a banger been a day yeah i've late i've been
more listening to maceo parker again all right that helps me stay awake during the long drives
right the meters is always good for that
hmm i have to jot that down it's cool one thing cool about the internet as i'm hearing about all
this music that i never heard about before steve steve is a steve is a well of eclectic music
you should have been listening to williams and reig while going to fucking south coda though
okay write that down too you know because i don't like a lot of the referrals that you
know like apple music or spotify because curiously they seem to always go to stuff have to pay for
often williams and reig was a comedy act
himself coda and they were hilarious and this is back in the days when when all that kind of thing
was on a lot of times they'd tape a tape or a record or whatever it was the indian and the white guy
yeah they were hilarious
ten saint nick in the private chat i'm throwing a link to the am wake up youtube channel the
right and i do like 10 minutes of pre-show music before my morning shows and that's got
six different playlists and a lot of different a lot of a whole lot of songs right um
two four six
none of which you can play on a show no matter what i was telling you
yeah there's like there's a little bit over 800 different songs on there and out of the 800 there's
maybe like 30 repeats or something like that right on no i i like it i like to hear
you know all the way from industrial or
you know tangerine dream kind of i don't know what it's called anymore to metal to jazz to whatever
so i'll dig hearing that out you're not a lot jazz on this because it's you know trying to do
wake up and get ready for three hours of mayhem
you know after the rain by miles davis might not make it right
right darling nicky heard her name that's good
that's just a good song
not really any bad friends
no and i like when he just goes on the jams for like 15 minutes too especially when he's playing
bass and the guy's a monster or was it's a can of energy drink
apparently had two hip replacements because of all that dancing
i know a friend of mine is friends with the guy that owned prince owned basically a township of land
except for this one quarter that this old farmer owned and he was friends with a buddy of mine
and he says one day he says i sit in there and all of a sudden a limo and a bunch of cars pull up
and this this prince feller comes gets out tells me he's a prince
and he said and i said well what do you want and he said well i'm gonna buy your land
and i said the fuck you are you're leaving now i'm gonna get my gun he says and that prince feller left
yeah that'll do it don't do it
i don't fuck the farmer with the shotgun yeah
yeah and he and he didn't realize that you know he was a singer or any of that he thought the guy
was saying that he was a prince right no i'm a prince of nigeria give me your email address
and your bank account information yeah i'll send you 20 million dollars
i just need to transfer this
i'll say steaky's rock in the uh the prince lyrics now
bluegrass now is bluegrass and hightides are they bands is it no it's the song is greengrass
and hightides by the outlaws no okay i don't know if john's having a play on words there
if he's just high
having either answer is acceptable yeah it's close enough yeah great song yep that is mostly what
i listen to is bluegrass yeah i spoke purplegrass but not bluegrass
oh the blue strains are wonderful i'll take a word for it why the best strains i ever grew
was blue dragonfly all right that was nice do you have anything that would do
he has one that is butterfly
he has a strain that's butterfly that is sort of context what that's called a non sequitur
okay anguish class is over sorry she likes butterflies i do i was trying to make a joke
but i'm uh enjoying the cbg right now
it really does work out pretty good uh ted bennington
nice nice what is it why does cbg work on pain better than the other ones
uh just just the way it attaches to your pain receptors
like i always like to think of these things like uh legos yeah you know and uh
certain legos fit in certain spots nice you know sometimes you can take a duplo and you
can shove it in a lego spot but it's never gonna quite be right
right excellent no that makes that makes sense i just you know had been ignorant about cbg
i'd heard of the other ones i tried them it didn't really do it and then i well
got part of the problem part of the problem is is that cannabis in particular is an entourage
effect plant right so the different components open up different doorways for other components
and when you uh when you take out any pieces of it you uh really shut down the whole process
so i'm i'm a big believer that you should be going whole plant all the time yeah dabs give me a
like incomplete high like i can get super duper high but it's still not like the full high
yeah it's it's a whole plan it's like it's missing something i don't know prince good timing nerds that
alan i understand from a few conversations or interviews prince had he had sampled things
emler do you think i represented well the other day oh on that debate fuck yeah yeah that other
guy didn't know anything about what he was talking about but i but you thought i my information was
all solid yeah nice nice thank you yeah we were on a sero tomato debate thing so yeah
and yeah you did not come off as larpy at all yeah yeah well i think that's why nobody else would
join the panel i care about i'm not taking up that claim no way like yeah that was a
rough claim and then i he came from an empty you know i understand he was trying to find
interesting angle like you know he just lack of knowledge in the in what you're trying to argue
was the defeater for him because like it didn't even make sense don't you find that sources that
are reporting on as opposed to sharing in different practices that might have been oral traditions
for a while don't you find that they kind of genericize them to take some mystery out
hundred percent whoever is you're getting it through the lens of whoever wrote it
yeah without a doubt that that person is not necessarily giving the same exact story i mean
that everybody does that in order to understand something you have to put it through a lens that
you understand so i don't even look at it like they were doing it like with evil intent or
anything i think they're just trying to understand it and make it communicated in the way they
understand how so like even when you take like one of the things i would have used against him
if he had because i because the only angle i could think of for him to use was showing
saying that it's a broken lineage so i had a so i had a shit ton of information well because
if you look at if you do a basic internet search basically it'll say oh odin worship ended in 1000
ad approximately and but that's that's your basic ai search well when then when you start actually
digging into the information you find that no it existed in every century there's not a single
century where it was actually ended there was definitely a lull time but preceding that lull time
like there's one group called the odin brotherhood that i found information on and they state that
that uh in 1421 their mother who was a who was a heathen follower got burned at the got burned at
the stake for being a heathen follower so her son went underground with it and it started a whole
underground thing and even when you look at like when iceland christianized um what they did was
they made christianity christianity the state religion but they refused to to persecute people that
didn't want to convert so everybody that didn't live in the capital cities and shit they all
stayed completely heathen and in the capital cities where the people are writing the stories they
they were the ones that christianized so then you fast forward to like guys like jacob grimm
when he goes around out in the countryside starts talking to the countryside people and's like hey
tell me the stories you guys tell each other what are the things you guys believe and all
sudden it is vastly different than anything the people in the cities are believing and
this is just because those pagan beliefs carried on out in the wilderness out in the isolated places
everywhere away from the big population centers well and the more organized a group is the more
standardized expected behavior is right when he had a real hard time with that because he expected
standardized thank you nicky um he expected a standardized behavior and he expected laws and
what he also didn't understand is is this was the entirety of northern europe
so uh it's a big space that included a shit ton of different tribe there wasn't a uniformity whatsoever
and in the old the very first actual religion that had rules and things like that was the
true folk assembly and that didn't appear till the 70s 1970s
it's funny that he's expecting such uniformity from paganism but then he follows a version
of christianity that like less than one percent of christians follow and it's like you don't even
have uniformity in your religion but you're trying to impose it on a religion that was being like
suppressed and oppressed yeah yeah that never that never uh uh ever was a uniform religion ever
like i said it's in any given tribe and and this is something i had to start out with like
odin was not a heavily followed god that was a very specific that was for some very specific people
your most people followed tear or thor or fray or you know women would follow fraya things like that
that the your average person did not follow odin everybody odin was king but they didn't follow
odin yeah that was more for like the goathe and the vulga like i mean the whole thing with odin
him being the one-eyed like mind's eye god with you know hugan and moon and like the logic and reason
raven on one shoulder and the emotion and memory raven on the other that's the two sides of your
brain combining to open your one eye that's for like if you're actually going on a spiritual
journey that's the god you go to but if you're just a regular ordinary every day guy you're
worshiping thor or fray or somebody yeah yeah so the prompt was from august 15th description
entitled reads modern western odinism is cultural cosplay rather than the legitimate
norse religion yeah basically saying we're all larkers which he had no evidence that anyone was
larking about anything none well his his his uh tact he was taking and i appreciate the study
he put in to even find these things um but the tact he was taking was that we don't live basically
his argument if you boil it down was we don't live in northern europe and they're in so the
tact he was trying to take with that was the land whites well land whites aren't gods they're more
like your your neighbor you don't worship them when you take a when you give them offerings
this is no different than what i do with my neighbors like i got a neighbor that uh
we had some super tense situations in the last year heard we all traded plants this spring
because that's how you make friends and start getting along and you know do things like that
and the land whites live where you live so you're trying to get along with these things
that doesn't mean you're worshiping them
and he couldn't seem to separate the idea of like the land spirits versus the gods he just
wanted to lump it all together into one thing yeah yeah and and and that's that was the
you know that when his entire argument was based on that premise and that's a completely
losing premise it's it shows that you just don't understand what's being said at all
um that they ask a question yeah why i gotta i gotta jump i gotta jump fellas
that you can continue but yeah take care y'all thanks for my new biker name heck yeah
ted steve's always proven that white men can indeed jump yes that's true
no the question was why would the broken lineage be such a detail because remain quite honestly
christianity is broken on a broken lineage of a sort apostolic succession or you touch
someone's shoulder and say brother you're my apostle
yeah yeah well and that's for somebody that practices solar scriptura which means that you
know he doesn't recognize uh the church authority or the church understandings he has his own
understandings from his own studies well then why would that not apply to to odinism why couldn't
somebody right with that lineage and i i'm i'm with uh uh ted chuensky uh that i'm i'm on the
fulcrum end of things but somebody of that lineage decides they're gonna pick it up today
and look at what their forefathers uh worship i see zero reason why that doesn't have validity
sure hey you know no reason in fact i think that has more validity than you deciding to just take
up the religion of that's been pushed on this general area and not going back to the
religion of your forefathers i think that um odin is in our blood like there there's an
odin created us he didn't create the Hebrews their weird desert god created the Hebrews
odin created us so going back to odin you were just your bloodline just got lost for a minute
and i think it's excellent if somebody comes back to it through the through the fucking stories
yeah and when you look at the way that christianity was pushed for the sake of like social and uh
economic control like there was a reason why they pushed that religion over odinism
yeah so that yeah to me like that makes that a lot less legitimate i guess in my eyes then
going back to what your ancestors believed but you know that's obviously my personal opinion
so yep yeah well and that fits in with we never really left utilism it's just changed how it looks
right so the church is a large control mechanism and so there's two modes of social conformity
there's one the identity as an american in the second has a wasp as somebody brought up before
now what was the part of the catholic church that just got kicked out or excommunicated i believe
ssjp or something like that they didn't believe in the second vatican council
i don't know all the scams yeah i didn't keep up with that but probably interesting
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hey i'm plastic african how you doing
welcome to the grumbling of gandalf's on uncle tec tax
the old the old spirit speak of old things
indeed where are we there in the dogmatic times
uh yeah the spirit of god is is blessed right the good news is that we all saved
remember that choice is all anyway how you guys doing good how are you doing
i'm pretty drunk late in the hour it is that that does happen late in the hour
i don't just i don't know but hey look i'm not like
got some cops coming around going whoo whoo
that would that would make the stream spicy
i don't have a word with it just a preview of things to uh come
hey you don't know me you you you it definitely like oh my god get some
we may actually know we're two other rooms i actually know a fairly large show that uh
somebody they were interviewing had a standoff with the police while on air and they were like at
first they were just like what the fuck is happening right now and they're like is this real and it
was absolutely real is one of the uh those people that's into the uh admiralty law and law fiction
and all that and it was a check and she just went off the deep end with it and decided to
have a standoff with the cops uh no the main thing is self-preservation and then de-escalation
if you can if you have to you know what i mean like the worst thing is actually facing somebody
who's ready to go like you know me i.e.d stuff you're back in the day in afghanistan iraq you
you get your voice hey you have to deal with that shit that's no good yeah like a lose lose situation
yeah you know what i mean yeah yeah
well here i don't even i don't even fuck around for a oh a big 10 from jaylo from the block
not jaylo jenny from the block way cooler thank you very much jenny
all right well i gotta get going for the night but it was cool hanging out with you guys
thank you ched truisanski nice to meet you
oh yeah so the name of my book is secret hitler you can find it on amazon you just
got a search under book so you find the book and not the game
i've got some contraband you'd love nice 100% man i mean really love it all right well come back
another week then plastic african later guys i'll meet you again yeah later ted the book is called
secret hitler by the author secret himler listed on amazon get it while it's still listed
oh yeah that's right while it's still hot in the presses
i forgot to ask did he make the game too well i feel like he would have also advertised for the
game and not made the differentiation if uh if that was the case maybe he's just only uh
plugging one thing today and right then plug the other one the next time i mean it's only logical
right you get more one hold the plug one hold the plug yeah it looks it looks like a good book
it comes in an actual physical copy too you can get a kindle or a paperback so i'm always a paperback
fan i can't read something on a screen more than a few paragraphs it just drives me now
i keep trying to read on a kindle or something else since i
want to turn the page or do whatever you know i think it's the the the the the bright light it
makes the light instead of like a book you're you're looking at reflected light so you can turn
the lights down in the room it's it's diminished whatever's in the room is diminished coming back
at you but a computer screen that's like you know you're looking at the sun yeah that's the source
of the light makes it makes me uncomfortable after a while yeah i can't i can't read on the computer
either if i'm going to read a book i need to read a book also the books you can read on the
computer no mobile phone you can do it come on man it's not like it's comfortable doing it yeah you
right overall yeah i wish we could all have paperback you know i prefer these days is expensive yeah
these days like you know if you do it like because of the litigation they're like what you're gonna
have but yeah especially with a comment it's just like yeah look at your email brother
it's there on a pdf man yeah yeah well the interesting thing is is as far as an occultist
anyways pdf's really uh wrecked the market which is nice and not in bullshit at the same time
as an occultist that they ruled it or were you just saying that adding it in or why did you say
as an occultist well because uh occult books were always very i know you should have an occult so
you're an occultist right yeah let's get rid of that didn't you so so well occult books specifically
were very were always very small printings and they usually didn't get reprinted and so they were
extremely expensive most of the time well then because of pdf's where now this is just open things
where you can just get a pdf of it it's now made that openly available but also shit down the price
of all the books that i've that i guys already collected i think i remember the oracle i9 bible
it came out for sql how big that was they call it the bible because it is like a bible it's that big
yeah it becomes later on you know this fuck who cares about that now we have a ai to deal with
that well thank you for the the 20 earlier we've amassed some some some coins
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where are you from i didn't hear i'm sorry africa
he's from vatoria i'm from benning do you know may i believe she's a musk mother musk may
uh dude man come on yeah my ex-wife was was from south africa because her neighbors
look dutch all right i mean africa is just like you know a little a little tiny place hey
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