What's going on, you luscious motherfuckers?
Welcome to a UFC commentary.
I'm joined by Steve from AM Wakeup.
Mr. What's happening, man?
How are you doing?
Good, man. Saturday.
Welcome to to fight night.
When from mobile arena,
we will be watching UFC 322
and we we got some pretty good fights tonight, man.
The the main event will be Marabh and Peter Yon.
Although I think Marabh is going to.
Well, come in, come in.
Yeah, because Pantosius fighting
Jonathan van to for about.
Yeah.
And Brandon Moreno will make a showing always exciting.
Yeah. Yeah, that'll be an interesting fight.
And we'll see if Corey hops in.
I kind of forgot to give him plenty of notice.
So he might be partying out.
OK, I hit up Brad
Bankley earlier today, too, when it sounded like he might be down.
Yeah, whatever the case, we will have a party.
Yeah.
Drew's got the 1993
Sears Catalog Entertainment Center of the Year.
Back there. Yeah.
Oh, you like that? Nope.
What's that? No, you like that?
I do, man. I do. That is a sturdy.
Good God. One sec.
Did you go to that private chat, Drew?
Yeah, I'm looking at it right now.
You know, one sec.
I hope you're cool.
Oh, hold on.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sneeze it all out, buddy.
It's a worse man.
I'm in the desert, man.
I'm allergic to this place.
Here we go.
I got.
I got you are, man.
You are. You're good.
I got the East Valley Fever.
We got that once when I did the Renaissance,
my first two years doing Renaissance festivals
and going to Apache Junction.
Okay, yeah, weird one, isn't it?
You don't really know what it is,
but something isn't right.
Oh, it's dead, right?
Yeah, Brad will be Brad's on his way.
He's setting up right now.
Oh, good.
What about Corey?
Where's he at?
Corey Capituri allegedly
took a shot at the Trump rally.
Oh, that Corey, that Corey.
Well, Weezy is a bad friend.
I don't know if you know this about Weezy.
Is he?
But he's a really, really good friend.
And then sometimes he's not, but I mean, I'm a weirdo.
I'm a weirdo from you and stuff like that.
No, no, no, no, no, not at all.
Not at all.
Sometimes he forgets that he does a UFC commentary show.
He fucks your wife when you're not home, that kind of friend?
God, I hope not, I hope not.
No, man, I'm terrible, dude.
Like he being scheduled and shit.
So if I ever tell you,
well, if I ever tell you, I'm going to call you and I don't call you.
Don't take it personal.
Like I forget shit, man.
Okay.
And that's what Steve was alluding to.
Like, hey, by the way, we have a fight night tonight.
I'm like, oh, fuck.
Yeah, we do.
And I didn't tell nothing to Corey until like 40 minutes ago.
I'm like, hey, Corey, short notice.
All right.
Who's doing Pantosia?
Yon is, I mean, Peter or Josh Pham.
Who's winning that?
Oh, I think I think Pantosia is keeping the bell on less.
Unless Van catches him with some hands very, very, very early on.
If he rocks him and he gets him off his rhythm, then it's engine.
But I don't know, man.
We've never seen Van have to go more than like two rounds really.
I know he's, I mean, but he can, he can lay the pipe, bro.
Yeah, man.
He hits good.
He's like a little Tyson.
For his, yeah, for his weight class.
That motherfucker knocks motherfuckers out.
Yeah.
It's like Pantosia gets a little messy sometimes.
I get worries me.
Yeah.
And he's also got a lot of ego.
He's going to want to stand toe to toe and throw.
You know what I mean?
That's a mistake, but he's been better lately.
He might just go in, take him down and rough him up.
You know what I mean?
I like Van, bro.
I like Van, man.
He's a fucking gamer, dude.
He's a fucking tank, bro.
No, he's been funny.
Watch, and he did it right too, man.
He fought like back to back earlier this year and then just
sat out until he could get a title shot.
Do you think, what do you think about the Japanese kid
taking out Moreno?
I think he's going to get hurt.
You do.
I don't know if that means that he loses the fight.
But I think he's going to get hurt.
I think he's going to get rocked a couple of good times.
Can he survive it?
If he, I still...
If he gets a hold of Moreno at any point in the first two rounds,
it's enough to change up Moreno's game plan and he can get sloppy.
And if he gets sloppy, then he can get taken way easier.
He'll give up his back way easier.
So I definitely see a way for the Japanese kid to come out on top, for sure.
I think he wins.
I could be wrong, but he is really, really good.
I don't think he knows how good that guy is.
Tayera, Tayera.
How do you say his name?
Tayera, Tayera.
Terrorist.
He is really good.
I mean, I could be wrong.
I mean, Moreno's a no joke, but I'm just saying.
We ain't forgot about WWI, boy.
Boy, do you do it.
I agree with me for no Japanese.
I'll tell you what.
He's, I tell you what, he's a smooth guy.
Now, if he can sing me some Roy A. Cuff, we'll talk.
What about in the past?
These things that I likes is a good old-fashioned.
That's it.
But this whole night is kind of like the 35 and up gatekeepers
versus the fucking young lions, you know what I mean?
Yeah, that's a good point, actually, isn't it?
Wow, you're right.
But I mean, Bohovic is, he gets fucking robbed, man.
I thought he got robbed a couple of times.
A couple of times.
Against Puerto Rico once, maybe.
I'm telling you, you're the only one who's ever seen that.
He don't want to get for hate.
He want, he want that fight.
I have, dude.
I'm telling you.
There's definitely made for Alex on that fight, but, but.
I feel like he could of gone.
I really could of gone either way.
It really could have.
Who knows, show up versus,
To Luce and Venice Glande.
No, he fucking beat, I would watch that fight.
He beat him.
Hey, did you guys see, did you guys see the, uh,
the dude from Info Wars doing the Jones shout out. It's funny. Yeah, Harrison Smith. Oh,
he had to play the trailer and everything. Okay. It was funny. He gets it. He gets it.
He's good because I didn't yet. He goes, I don't know if it has a bad socialist message
or if the guy, you know, who made this because but the message of the trailer is if you're
an info warrior, you need to understand the message of the trailer. All right. I'm gonna
reach out to him and say, I ain't a fucking, I'm not a socialist. Don't worry. Right. I'm
the most based filmmaker in the world. No question. In fact, just for fun one night
so we could put it in the film, communists were harmed in the making of this production.
I like that.
Hurt lots of feelings with this one. We did.
But I don't know this bugged on guy. I mean, this is like the fight of like the
Russian mob heavies right here coming up. Yeah. Who would you rather get money collected
from less? Yeah. And this one really could go either way. It really could. I don't know
enough about Bogdan. I don't know enough about him. He looks psychotic. Like what would happen to
Billy Corrigan if he was in a fucking radiation accident and just
hulked out. Who was that movie if I get he fell in a pad of nuclear waste toxic Avenger?
He does look like Billy Corrigan, doesn't he? I see that. He's the toxic pumpkin.
Oh, man, look at this guy. God, dude, I swear to God, I'll have the money next week. I'll have it next
Wednesday. Dang. One more week. I don't know enough about him. Uzbekistan.
For the Uzzi to be that white and Uzbek, that means your fucking dad's a fucking
mafioso. Well, isn't Uzbek the Caucasus? I mean, isn't that the home of the Caucasians?
It's way browner than white, though, as a country. Is it? Yeah. Okay. I didn't know that. Yeah.
And overwhelmingly Muslim. Is it? He doesn't look Muslim, this guy. So yeah, his dad's some sort of
yeah, he's got some satanic shit written on his back. Right. His dad works in sanitation.
Do you guys remember Andrew Gulotta? Yeah, dude. He didn't get punched by Mike Tyson,
and then he just walked out of the ring. He's like I quit. He was high. He was high on crack
that night or something. He beat the shit out of what's his face twice and low blowed him
twice and got disqualified. He was a big motherfucker, too, man. He was a great fighter,
man. He just, he's like a Polish. He really was a Polish mob enforcer. He just didn't have the
mind for it. He couldn't keep a shit straight. He was doing drugs. He was a big ass motherfucker.
How tall was he? He was like six, eight, wasn't he? No, he's only like six, four kind of guy.
Yeah, he was like six, five. Yeah, who was the guy he fought that got the black dude from
back then? It was really great fighter. Oh, Riddick Bow, right? Yeah, he beat the fuck out
of Riddick Bow twice. He hit him in the balls and got disqualified. Two fights in a row, and
they're like second one. He was beating them. It was like 10th round. They're like, what is he doing?
Yeah, I bet he probably had some mob money at home. He had to take care of that's my guess.
Yeah, Lahovic. Riddick Bow gave fucking Tyson problems. Did they fight? Yeah, almost,
almost positive, almost positive. I would think he could beat Tyson. You know what I mean?
If you're not going to get knocked out by Tyson, you can beat him. I mean, like,
like, I'll probably feel beat him up good. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because he gets
hand to hand to stand his power. I knew that, you know, I, the dumbest bet I ever made was
I saw that fight. I saw that fight in a bar. Yeah. But the dumbest bet I ever made was
I took Spinks against Tyson. And I knew I lost in the, in the way, in the middle of the ring
when they brought him in the center of the ring. I never seen a guy more scared in my life. He
looked like he was about to shit himself. I was like, this is over. And he lasted like 20
seconds. Here we go. He was out there like Joe Biden in front of the Pope.
Lahovic making on the ring. I'm going to show some of the clips every now and then,
but obviously we can't show the goddamn fight. And after a fight, we'll try to fill the replay
for those catching the show. Are you clipping it? No, I'm just putting the little pieces.
I like that. Just to give a teaser to the folk.
The last time I got a, the guy who did the ad on Joe's plantation, Doug, Doug Meis,
he directs live television live events. They brought me in to do, to do the, the replay for a UFC
event. I'd never done it in my life. He sent me a video of software. I get in there and
there's not a single person in the entire crew that knows how to use the software. Like,
if somebody's going to show me how to do this shit and they're like, it was the worst night
of my life. Like, I need, I need the punch. I'm like, I don't even know what I'm doing here.
Like I'm trying to, trying to organize clips. It was terrible. They were all mad at me. Like,
dude, I didn't, I told you I did not do this. There's no training and nobody here knows how
to use it. I don't know. I mean, how do I do? I don't know. Bogdan Goose. Ah, he looks,
he looks kind of weird. He's just, yeah. Anyways, what's his deal? I've never heard of him.
He's killed lots of people for money. Yeah.
When, when he's not fighting the dude that the fucking what's up, Brad?
Mya gives his fucking belts to calls him up for wet work.
Hey, Brad, check the, check the private chat. Brad. Oh, you probably have to repost it
since you just got to repost it. All right. Check the private chat. Hit that link.
Okay, cool. On the backstagey. Oh, you fucker. What happened? I'm gonna refresh
right as they're starting. Oh, come on, man. Come on. Yeah. What site are you guys using?
We pay for all of you. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Yeah. What site are you paying for? We all
pay for it. Yeah. Which your donations made this stream available. Right. Right. Thank you guys.
People should donate to Weezy's channel here. What the fuck, man?
Uh-oh. Let me show you something. They're all gonna be free next year, right? Nothing new?
Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Paramount. Well, you have to subscribe to Paramount Plus. Oh.
You have to, just like, every platform has like one thing you want. So you got to subscribe to all
500 of them if you want to really watch all of the programming you want. I'm really sick of this red
seeking economy. I've got like 30 things coming out of my bank account every month. It's so annoying.
Totally. And they make it impossible to cancel. Oh, it's like, yeah. You can't find it. You got
to like search around the website. You got to drive across the country and find the person
responsible. You got to get under your basement or flashlight. Right. It's like trying to serve
somebody, you know, a warrant. It's like trying to serve somebody divorce papers. Right. What are
we doing here, guys? I'm trying to get it to fucking load up. It is not cooperating. We're
going to try something. Let me show you guys. I got one I found.
If you do have it, just share screen it on that other. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to do that right now. Hang
on. Hold on. Hold on. It's which is all made by viewers like you, like PBS. Wow. Did the whole
site get nuked? Try this. Give that a go. And then you can. I should work. It worked for me. I mean,
you have to click 47 times to see how it goes. But there you go. Then do the first one. Well,
if you've already got it loaded up, just pull up. Just share screen it, Drew. If you
I shut it down earlier just because you guys are already going on. Let me I'm trying to
reopen it now. Hold on. It's looks like they're sending some, some signal through it to get people
when they do this when it first starts always. Damn dude. Hold on. What's going on here? Oh,
here we go. Okay. Hold on. Let me try this. Give that a go. You're gonna have to screw
right. You got to do the audio a couple of times. Click around. He'll say
this short intermission is brought to you by Corselight. Here we go. We'll encourage his tranny
porn in the Rocky Mountains. Rocky Mountain tranny porn. Brokeback trans brought on the
gender reassignment clinic in Trinidad, Colorado, which is an actual real thing.
That was looking good. Well, I'd like to agree with you, but I don't see it right.
If you haven't any luck, Steve, or I got one that works. I thought you were going to share it in
the fucking. It's in the chat. The last link I said. If you share screen it on the other one where,
you know, oh, I can do that. Yeah. Oh, my bad. My bad. Okay. Hold on. If you already got pulled
up, that's the easiest way. Cheers. Come on. Here. Allow. Fuck off. All right. Here we go.
Should be up now. How do I? There we go. Here we go. Hey, now make that screen big if you don't mind.
Okay. Give us some of that delicious. Hang on. Hang on. I can make it bigger.
Let me actually hold on. Hold on, guys. Spit on it. Maybe every time. Yeah. Every time I do
something I gotta. Oh, now here we go. There we go. Oh, shit. That was a nice screen left from
Gooskov. Oh, Gooskov. Gooskov. Can you hear it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we can hear it. Yeah,
Crypto.com. Blackowits. Thank you, listeners, for this supported stream. Lahovitch. Right. And
they're just sitting there talking shit about Polish soccer teams. Lahovitch is looking good
at that round. Nice one. It looks bigger than him. Gooskov looks like a down syndrome caveman.
Yeah. Yeah. He does look like he would play. He's pretty tight cast as a film.
It's got that kind of barney rubble forehead kind of thing going up.
Billy Corrigan got bit by a radioactive beetle.
He has Bill Burr's other brother. Right. Other other brother.
Billy Burr. He has another one. Yeah. He does look a little bit like Bill Burr.
He's Bill Burr's such a bitch, dude. Oh, it's so disappointing, man. He was so funny back in the day.
He gave it up.
He's still apparently mad at Howie Mandel about the whole Billy Corrigan thing.
Really? Yeah. Yeah. Howie Mandel was talking about it on an episode of
Story Wars. He was a guest on Story Wars.
Why didn't he get mad about that? Because he's an uptight prick and he was like,
everybody's going to think that fucking, you know. Is that real? Are they brothers?
No. Nice shot by Gooskov. They had the same father, though. Don't they? No, that was a bit.
Are you sure about that? Yeah. They all said it was a bit.
But Bill Burr was pissed because of how plausible it was.
Right. He could use that material instead of getting mad about it.
Apparently Howie Mandel, like, sprung it on him.
He's here stand up. He can't do a little improv every now and then.
Right.
No, it's fun. Yeah, it's good, man.
Like they didn't ad-lib on the set of the Mandalorian.
Like they wrote a script for Bill for that.
Right. You know.
They were like, just get anxiety and we'll roll.
He's usually good with heckles.
I don't mean to be mean, but.
But on one heckle.
He doesn't have any good taste. Like this wife is ugly, man. I don't mean.
Maybe that's it. Maybe he's got like the, you know.
He's got the.
She's a great woman. I don't know, but she's not attracted.
She's got the Dollar Tree Candice Owens.
Just he can't win an argument in that situation.
Right. It's not even Dollar Tree Candice Owens, dude. He's like.
No, it's just Dollar Tree. It's just straight down.
Yeah.
Let's see who's it's like.
Yeah. Yeah.
Monique from Teemu.
What are that comedians?
You got.
Teen Monique.
Bitch, what's saying?
You're saying you're big-boned.
You got some big ass pieces of meat wrapped around your skinny ass little bones.
That's a fairytale, that big bone thing.
We all have the same bones.
You're right. Yeah.
They know his bones are like a, right?
Although, Behovich is.
He's getting worse, man.
Yeah. Behovich is lighting them up right now.
How many rounds?
It's a three-rounder, right?
Yeah.
I won.
I took Duncan against McKinney.
Did you guys see that fight?
Did you watch any of the prelims?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Drops.
Who with the comeback, bro?
It's not over, though.
Nope.
Yeah, they're still going.
Man, I took him down, though.
Yeah, Goku with a killer fucking joke.
I thought he got knocked out, bro.
Watch out, Blum.
Oh, shit.
Big ass little fucking goblin, dude.
Man, that camera is right there.
Yeah, it's.
What is he doing?
Oh, is that, that's a.
It's almost looked like a like a referee, GoPro.
Right.
Referee.
The director right now is screaming.
So, you know, what the fuck is going on the camera?
I guarantee he's screaming right now.
What the fuck?
Go to camera three.
What the fuck?
What's with the legs right around the sack?
He's trying.
He's going for a very specific move right there.
The nut twist.
Yep.
Yeah.
How long till they have like a contact lens fighter POV cam?
Oh, he's got a hook.
Oh, got that leg.
Oh, look.
He's got to get a little deeper, Joe says.
Says Joe Rogan.
Oh, he broke out of it.
Oh, he's doing some good grinding pound, huh?
His jiu-jitsu would be stronger if he just greased up a little bit
and put on some Al Green.
Who's screaming right there?
Is he trying to bite the top of his head now?
He's just sniffing his hair.
He's got something to do.
You're pretty.
You smell good.
Yes.
You remind me of my sister.
I want to collect your dandruff and do some lines with it.
With me.
Pat your head.
It looks like a video game when they shoot.
Yeah, that's a weird camera scene.
I don't know why you're going to that.
If that's the ref, he sure as shit not looking at the fight.
He's not looking.
Oh, a splatter pattern on the monster
energy drink in kind of looks like my aunt Francine.
Oh, man.
Beho is just.
Ooh, Beho just cut the fuck up.
Damn, man.
That was a long first round, man.
Second round.
Sorry.
He's still got 90 seconds to get out to like.
Dude, those elbows just got to get out of it, man.
What's he doing?
Dude, Beho started off pretty strong too, man.
He was lighting them up.
And in just like quite a tattoo turns around as a bear on top of a skull on top of an entire back.
He's from my heavy metal phase back into my country before my grandmother on my back.
Man, that's camera angle, man.
This is the worst camera.
What is this?
Oh, should I get this stuff?
Is this like a robot?
They're testing.
I didn't pay.
It's just recorded.
What the fuck is going on?
Is that actually the ref?
Is that the GoPro?
It may be.
And again, if it is, it's a terrible angle.
Yeah.
It really is.
I put it in to put lower on the ref.
Maybe it's a drone.
I don't think so.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Damn.
Right on the cheek.
Oh.
I mean that guy does look like an experiment.
I'm wrong.
He really or right depending on what you're trying to make.
10 seconds left in the round.
Bogdan Disco.
I'm glad Bogdan Disco is a fighter because I don't know what other career path.
He could have taken.
Hired goon.
Yeah, exactly.
The hired goon.
Yeah.
You're you're a hired goon.
That's the real thing.
We're like Bogdan.
Wouldn't you be a goon?
Yeah.
Let's go around and start begging.
Pay up.
Yeah.
Tie his protection.
What do you even know about me?
Make some deep, damn.
Make some decent money being a hired goon.
Take a vacation, go be a soccer, hooligan, moonlight.
Yeah, that's good.
Cut off a few referees' heads.
Pick up a crate of weapons in Ukraine, sell it to your cousin.
Think about how much crime you could get away with in Uzbekistan.
I mean, you know what I mean?
A little bit.
Wide open.
Yeah.
Wide open.
Like Vegas in the 30s, man.
It's wide open over there.
You can just do whatever you want.
Forget about it.
Right.
Bring enough private security.
You probably could start a thriving casino business there.
Well, no, we turn this mountain pass into a resort and casino.
Just got to pay off the imams, you know?
What's this hug that you can get out of here?
Who wins the fight?
It's hugged.
I don't know, man.
Goku had a pretty astounding realm that last year.
That's how Mexican Wheezy is.
Goku.
He survived that.
Who's always Goku.
But you guys say it like all French pronunciation.
Yeah, they're pronouncing it Gooskull.
Goku.
You want the mascara, Gooskull?
I was just going to go the dude, the guy in the red.
What's his name?
Lahovitch.
They use every space, like every free space on everything to squeeze even the smallest
advertisements onto.
Yep.
Oh, yeah.
Shirts for fat guys.
Oh, and bloodline.
So that you need the shirts for fat guys.
They're both throwing.
Goku is very winded.
Yeah, that's what it looks like.
I mean, they're both moving pretty slow, but.
Lahovitch got better cardio than Bogg.
Yeah, Blico, it seems like he's got more gas in the tank right now.
Hard left, too.
Oh, so far in this round, the whole as bitch is doing a lot better.
They just realized that.
Oh, oh, shit.
He's got a rock.
Gooskull is what exactly what God Armstrong would look like,
how he stuck with the life of crime and Oregon.
He's not moved out to Tennessee.
He could.
It's like Lahovitch, a little out of shape.
He's got a little out of shape.
Yeah, his best days are behind them, man.
Remember that there was a little window where he was kicking ass.
He's pushing 40.
Oh, he's over 40.
Is he over 40?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Lahovitch.
Oh, damn.
Okay, guys.
He's claiming.
Yes, there he goes.
Yeah.
Jason, I'm down.
Get him out of here.
Right.
Oh, nice.
That's that's why, like,
Lahovitch, he looks like the the goon looks like the bad guy
who inevitably loses in the movie.
That's why I don't think the guy in red.
Yeah.
Even though he's menacing.
Who gets Bob Donner or Lahovitch?
The guy who's playing part of Jason Statham.
I think is what Brad's saying.
Yeah.
He's about to to put on some bicycle pedals.
He's getting pop, too, though, man.
That ride is coming through.
Oh, he's getting rocked.
Here is Coach Screaming and fucking Paulie or whatever.
Like, I think most people are probably like,
I told you not to walk out there with your mother's beard.
In my country.
You're getting beaten like woman.
Oh, nice.
Nice job.
She's all fucked up.
Yeah, buddy, buddy.
Be higher.
What is going on?
That's just like true.
That's why.
The minute ago.
Sit down.
Come down, boys.
Sit down.
Get down.
That's a killer.
If he wins, he's going to be like,
yeah, it was that one or two things.
He shouted at me in the third round
that really locked me in.
That dude is the MVP.
Oh, dang.
Oh, nice left.
His fellas are tired.
Well, I hope it's just got this round, though.
No.
Yeah.
I think so.
Vegas Stronger?
Get back up, get back up, get back up.
Is that like a shot in Boston Strong?
It says Vegas Stronger thing, but Vegas Stronger?
Sheva, that's my thing.
Oh, whoa.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
I'll just mount in the buzzer, maybe.
He's hitting him right into the weird poker cards.
Oh, that's, you just lost the fight, dude.
Oh, that sucks for him.
Damn.
Even, what's his face that is name wrong?
Good plus Hovich or something.
So, are his two rounds to, are his two rounds to one going to be enough?
So, is this only three rounds, not five?
Yeah.
They'll do five for like the, for the main cards.
Showing the pitch right there for the audience.
Boom.
That's what I do to you, Weezy, right there.
It's not about punching me.
Drop you like a sack of fucking laundry.
God, nobody's no business back.
Man, that was a nice ass shot by Goku.
And then, Hovich turns his bitch around, almost takes him out at the buzzer right there.
Look at that theory.
Okay, so yeah, that was just like, oh, damn, right.
Oh, nice body shot coming in there, too.
That is rep cam.
Predictions before the, the judgment.
Hovich, I think the judges have been a lot better since that FBI scandal.
The whole scandal with the guy throwing the fight.
They've been really good at the judges so far.
I mean, I'm sure they'll, they'll drift back into,
I haven't, you know, you don't have to like,
consider the, uh, political implications in the gambling lately.
Who's going?
Hey, man, having won four.
Like you do every time Sean O'Malley fights.
This first win, 16.
And I like O'Malley.
Here we go.
Well, Hovich, what do you think, Steve?
I mean, he, he did win two rounds.
That's the thing.
It looks like he sustained more damage.
So that might be the only reason they tip it away from him.
But he won two rounds.
He deserves to win the fight.
Yeah, that knock at the end.
Yeah.
Hovich.
Oh.
What?
Whoa.
Split.
Whoa.
Split.
That's bullshit.
You gotta fuck the gamble, Hovich.
Damn.
Bullshit.
Your mother's a split decision.
That's bullshit.
That's the second time it happened there, isn't it?
I think so.
Yeah.
So they died?
Does that happen?
Yeah.
They gave him 10-8.
Jesus.
Yup.
That wasn't 10-8 round, though.
But he didn't win because he got one judge.
He got more points.
So did he win?
They should do a slap fight as a tiebreaker.
Slap.
I herefore settle this through a teabag.
I mean, that sucks.
Yeah, Goku's happy with that.
He's like, yeah, I'll take that.
That's the worst when you're at the crowd.
You pay like thousands of dollars for your seats
and they're like, it's a tie.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, where's the other guy?
What's that guy's name?
There's two people missing.
Cory and the other guy.
What's his name?
Oh, Q.
No, Emma.
Yeah, where's he at?
The white blood guy?
Yeah, where's he?
Yeah, Qubed shows up because Cory shows up.
They do a couple of shows together.
I don't know.
Do you have a way to get a hold of Qubed, Weezy?
Yeah, I'll message him.
Who's that guy?
We're kind of races against each other.
Oh, nice.
See, that guy had something ready for the camera,
the black guy there.
Yeah, right?
Everybody usually does the same punches.
I think people need to start getting a little more creative
with their cameras.
He's not even anybody.
Nobody even knows who he is.
Yeah, they just fucking...
The DEI had hit a black guy in the crowd.
Right.
Do a half of Macarena.
I think Fluffy takes Homzat.
I really do.
I really think he's the one.
All right.
He's a killer, man.
I don't see how I think he's going to be
relentlessly going after Homzat.
Homzat is not tough.
It's Fluffy.
He's not.
He's just phenomenal.
You know what I mean?
I thought you called him Homicide at first.
I was like, what a name.
Homicide.
All right.
Right.
Now, he's going to take Homzat.
My name is Fluffy Hernandez.
They're calling me Fluffy.
I come to defeat.
I come to win the MMA.
I'm fairly strong because it's my...
I'm going to feed your choice.
Look at all the empty seats.
I will feed you Chorizo in your mouth.
Out of Bergaway.
Who wants my Chorizo?
It's almost a chorizo.
I want some chorizo.
Drew, knock it off.
You sick kid.
I can't believe he's like...
Wow.
So, who does come down?
Is he on a bicycle?
I'm going to do a YouTube right there.
I mean, wearing the fucking anime kid...
Those are really gonna make you look serious there.
All these headphones and athletic...
I'll be playing basketball at LA Fitness
and they'll be people playing like five on five
and they'll be kids of their 20s
wearing headphones during the game.
And I'm like...
Really?
Yeah, it's crazy.
I saw this one kid a few weeks ago.
Guys' headphones knocked off and he's all mad.
And it's like, you're playing basketball, dude.
Yeah.
It's a contact sport.
Somebody like an old head should just walk up to you
and smack them off of you.
I was baffled by it.
Get the motivation if you have maybe your song playing.
I don't know what...
But like...
I guess.
It's just a little...
Do that in practice.
It's not the game.
It's a little self-aggrandizing, don't you think, man?
And this kid, too.
Somebody had obviously given him to him.
He's probably...
They're like...
There's Apple over the head.
Here's one like $300 or something like that.
I'm like, what are you doing?
Those kids are $500, man.
Right.
Well, okay.
Well, in that case, he couldn't let them out of his side
because they were gonna get stolen.
Bullshit.
If you hit a couple of threes in a row,
you're gonna get checked, right?
They're coming off.
So...
Especially if you can't hear anything with those things on.
Do you have a set, right?
So it's like the noise canceling.
Yeah, it's incredible.
Pass it wide open.
He can't hear shit.
Have you ever put those on?
No.
Oh, they're...
Next time you're near them,
we're going to put those on and blow your mind.
Yeah.
Blow your mind.
They're incredible, yeah.
You can't hear anything.
You can turn them so you can hear stuff
or you can't hear stuff.
And when you turn them,
where you just listen to what you're listening to,
it's unbelievable.
They should market them to husbands and boyfriends,
is what they should do.
I wouldn't even use them for editing
because it's too...
They're too good for internet stuff.
Right.
Near too much.
You get caught up worried about stuff
that you don't need to worry about
because most people just watch.
Yeah, so you'll start to hear like the...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
You could all like...
Yeah, I think...
So who knows 2 to 1?
What do you think, man?
2 to 1?
So who knows?
I don't know.
I don't trust them.
I don't trust it.
Let me see the walkout.
I might throw some down here.
Where would y'all's walkout song be?
Aintel was just gonna be...
I don't know.
I'm not up on all the gay pants.
Fuck, he hates that camera.
Fishfuck by Guar.
Nice.
Yeah.
Fuckin' Guar.
What about you?
Who's your walkout?
It's cool, no D.
I go to work, isn't it?
I think I go with Amazing Grace
to intimidate people.
I would go with the Roman...
The Roman military chant song.
That's what I would do.
I'd come on one of Hitler's speeches
in German, maybe.
I'm gonna play how he canyes how, Hitler.
Yeah, right.
You know what I'd come out to?
I'd come out to Cotton Eye Joe.
Hey, that's a good one.
You what?
I'd come out to Cotton Eye Joe.
Cotton Eye Joe.
That's a good one.
Hell yeah.
He ends up living on a prayer.
Oh.
Or old McDonald had a farm.
That'd be gay.
That's a good one.
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe it could be happy birthday.
It's not your birthday,
but probably somebody's birthday in there.
So...
Wheezy comes out to Lechona.
Oh, shit.
Damn, Stephen goes, what's up?
Wheezy's got to come out to Tequila.
I can see Drew coming out to some YMCA.
She looks like that Hispanic woman in Minnesota
who always is like,
I'm running for...
She's like jogging.
I'm running for Secretary of State of the Show.
Fuck you, faggot.
Like that girl.
Yeah, Valentina Gomez or something.
Yes, she looks like that.
I can see Brad Brinkley coming out to...
What is it?
The Rhythm of the Night?
Remember the Rhythm of the Night?
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, that.
What is it?
I'm staying alive.
I'd be a good white,
like really white dude thing to come out to.
Oh, sure.
He'd come out to like a B-side to a vanilla ice.
Oh, ice would be good, yeah.
A vanilla ice beat.
I just come out to like some like hardcore rock shape
but played backwards,
so it's just demonic messages.
Oh, yeah.
And some subliminal messaging.
I think you just come out.
Hitler's speech is translated into English, no music.
I tried to change the shoes,
but they wouldn't listen to me.
The more culture they took,
the more hard work they did.
That's core of us.
What's up with their usury?
That would be Corey's intro music.
Five times I went to Chamberlain.
That'd be wild shit, dude.
You play the fucking,
your walkout music is the fucking drunk David Hasselhoff audio
or the fucking Mel Gibson tapes.
Or our combination, yeah.
It's great.
You can just put on top of it.
Fucking remix.
The hoff.
It's all the worst, all the leaked audio over the past 25 years.
Right?
Oh, God.
You started with Jimmy the Greek.
He's throwing like Trump grabbing by the pussy.
Or you know the high thighs on those negroes.
I'm throwing random Jim Brewer rants.
It was a guy.
That guy who owned the NBA team.
Was that audio or oh, uh, uh, uh, Sterling?
Yeah.
How old is Henry Seguro these days?
35.
38 maybe.
All right.
We'll see how he moves.
Twilight years of UFC fighting.
That's for sure.
Looks like they're checking his arms for like drugs or something.
Is he serious?
Should we take him two to one?
I don't know.
So who knows always been a corn ball, but a tenacious.
Yeah, he's a terrible corn ball.
I didn't see the interview that you were talking about, Drew,
where you were saying it sounded like he was just
ready to hand it over.
I'd seem like it, man.
I could maybe I misread it, but it really seemed like it.
Maybe you envisioned it and it never happened.
This is your conscience.
He's 38 years old.
He's 38.
38.
Okay.
I knew this.
Oh my god.
Is he going to take him out?
This is Henry Segudo.
He's tough, man.
He's judo.
So far for, you know, it's 50 percent
young bull, 50 percent old lion with the fucking split decision.
So I don't know, man.
You don't trust judo.
Is he going to come out to fight?
The first round is the wow.
Yeah.
It's the whoa.
That's crazy.
Tight advantage.
And he has huge reach advantage.
Oh, man.
And Talbot is 136.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Talbot is methodical about like approaching fighters and getting in the fucking phone booth
and staying in, you know, it's...
Talbot's a guy.
He's very talented.
This is like definitely like they're trying new camera angles tonight.
I don't know if he's got, I don't know if he's got the power behind him
to like drop somebody like Segudo, but you never know.
I've seen him.
I've seen him hit a couple of people.
Pretty freaking hard.
Is he?
He took out Lima.
That was a good fight.
Lima's a good fighter.
I mean, he went for it.
Look at, yeah, you know.
When he's serious, he'll win the fight.
I don't know if he's serious.
He's way better than Talbot.
In general.
He's older though, but...
Did the taller guy, was he in a higher weight before?
No.
He's a Segudo serious fighter.
All you gotta do is take him.
If he takes him down to his ground and pound him, he's serious.
All right.
I'd love to hear what it sounds like for Bruce Buffer to order a sandwich at Subway.
Yeah.
Peyton Talbot reminds me of, like when you're sink.
It's clogged with pubes.
You're sink?
Yeah, man.
Bruce Buffer.
What am I doing?
What are you doing in your sink?
Bruce Buffer at a Chick-fil-A drive-through window in Huntsville, Alabama.
Yeah, right.
He just popped Segudo right at the top of the head.
Segudo's chewing up his leg though.
Pretty good because he knocked out.
The high difference is wild.
Yeah.
If he could get to the pool.
Segudo's just like looking up.
Wow.
Oh.
Segudo's a little tanko, man.
Can't sleep on.
No, he's not.
Oh, he's cracking them though.
Yeah.
Oh, nice kick.
Yeah, you got him to switch stances after a couple of those.
Yeah.
Yep.
Oh, oh, got cracked there.
He's already got him.
He's already got him fucking changing up with that leg though.
Mm-hmm.
Segudo's trying to make it messy.
I like this.
Messy's not going to be good for paint town.
Yeah, get him out of here.
Oh, nice job.
Nice defense.
Okay.
It was Segudo got a nice knee in on the separation there.
Yeah.
What's up, Stacks17 from Lancashire, England.
Welcome to the stream.
Hello.
Wow.
Super early.
Lancashire, where's that on there?
It was Lancashire.
It's all we got some good knees in.
Meg is stronger, I see what you're saying.
Yeah.
Longer than Boston.
Right.
Nice little exchange.
Plus it's strong.
Meg is stronger.
All that hashtag strong.
Whoa, I hope.
It seems like it came after the Boston Marathon
looks like an eye poke from Talbot.
Was it balls?
Ball shot?
Eye poke.
Gifts.
It was unintentional.
He didn't mean it.
She's a weird little boy.
He fucking loves you.
No, tell him you're sorry.
Oh, oh, get him.
Whoa, Segudo.
Oh, he got up though.
Good job.
That was good.
Yeah, he got right up.
Is it intentional?
Okay.
Don't poke me.
I'm like,
Don't you fucking get mad.
He didn't mean it.
Oh, there's a booger.
He got it.
You probably did a lot better.
It's caring.
It's a real friend.
All right.
There's something on your nose, dude.
That Talbot kind of looks like a hook.
Looks like a trendy version of Latoya Jackson.
All right.
Wow, that's a
Britney Griner's brother.
Oh, he took him down.
Oh, he got him down.
That's wild.
That's wild to see.
Yeah, that's wild to see.
Yeah, you don't see that too often, man.
Looks like his foot is kind of cut up there or something.
I guess I got a band-aid on it under that ankle brace.
I'd like a giant black dot in the middle of my back, please.
Right.
Give me a target.
That's not me.
I have a good prison.
He's got one of his chest, too.
Choose your target.
Yeah, what?
Yeah, just make a circle on my back, right in the middle.
Right.
Why do you want to do that, sir?
Because I'm gay.
Really, really gay.
I'll fight anybody, sister Geyer.
Uh-oh.
So who knows?
What the fuck is going on?
Look at the messages.
Wild jump cut.
Fucking Satan just took the fucking stream out.
Hang on, man.
Where are you guys?
Whoa, dude.
I got to fix this a little.
Everybody in that building is like,
I can watch it.
I mean, got taken over.
What happened?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Sorry.
I got you.
Hang on.
Are you guys going to pay for the stream or what,
motherfuckers?
All right, let's choose.
It's a good scene for that.
We're over the target.
We talked about the dot too much.
The black dot was the key.
Yeah.
Black dot is very important.
Satan pops in.
Symbolizes.
Black dot symbolizes the globalist.
And it also symbolizes the satanic elite.
It's true.
I have the documents.
Yeah, but also has taken you on the side of the devil,
or as he calls them in his native land,
El Diablo.
We're going around.
I didn't find him around.
He lost around, right?
An agent of Satan.
Would you like some ice on your neck?
It's two specific spots.
I would like 17 whiskey showers and Blair White.
Right now.
I want to put some egg whites on her.
Nobody makes fun of the dot.
Something about a lemongrass and a crane.
It just really gets Alex Jones going in the morning.
I like me the gender fluidities.
I've aborted 50 kids.
I hate abortion.
I fucked so many women.
I've aborted everyone.
Dude, Talbot was happy he took down Sahuda.
Yeah, that's corny.
Look at that guy.
Moreno.
He's got like Rocky Balboa face.
He's got half.
He has a very half-assed, like warm-ups too.
It's not even.
My name is but I'm the one in my room.
Somewhere the kind of the boxer breeze,
somewhere the boxer breeze with the little
flippy shorts over them.
What would you guys do in the ring?
Oh, shit.
Oh, it's over.
Talbot knocks down Sahuda.
Take him down.
Damn, Talbot's impressive.
Like, it'd be funny if you touch that dot like I just turned on.
He's making it look easy on Sahuda, which is fucking wild.
There we go.
Sahuda reverses on him.
So I'm looking like top control, sort of.
Oh, yeah, you want some thrills, boy.
What do you want for Christmas?
Was it an angry little ale?
That's the camera guy?
Yeah, maybe that's the camera we've been watching again.
Okay.
What is this camera?
What is this shit?
I don't need to throw some punches.
Right.
He's got it for the rest of the round.
That guy ain't going nowhere.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah, no, he's hanging out.
What's the next conference, man?
We know.
Oh, a third eye?
Yeah.
I got to call a guy tomorrow in San Diego.
Oh, that'd be a good one.
San Diego.
That's expensive, though, but not.
I mean, okay.
So apparently he's like in the freedom community and has either a venue or property that
he was wanting to do events on.
That'd be awesome.
So I don't think we're going to get been over on, you know,
what's the rough outline of when you want to have it?
Late April.
Oh, okay.
If I'm not dead, I'll be there.
I will go to San Diego.
Yeah.
I love San Diego's Little Italy.
I think it's a great little Italy.
Well, and I'm hoping too with the comedy store in La Jolla, not too far away.
Like we can we can pull a handful of comics for this one.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Bring in the great Sam Tripoli.
Yeah, Weezy's favorite comic.
We'll do a whole crowd work set just dedicated to Weezy jokes.
I'll do a set and fucking ruin your entire conference.
Everyone.
It's not a conference.
I hate conferences.
We're going to have a workshop later on.
Brother Steve.
I'll ruin your entire networking conference event.
And Arc is hanging out fucking listening to live music and stand up comedy and podcast panels.
Okay.
Bonfires or fireworks and tornadoes.
Tell me it can strike, man.
Party favors.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
That scene of when it was dark and when Leonardo and Sam were here.
There's lightning in the background.
This is over.
It's just amazing.
Dude, it is fucking him up.
So we'll be back there next year.
But I'm still like,
Oh, I'll get him.
I'm still like,
Get him, Henry.
Still like,
Get him, Henry.
Fuck him up.
Dang.
Oh, damn.
Almond just shoved him to the ground.
The chick was hot.
You better protect yourself.
Push the dot, dude.
You're going to stack it around, right?
Turn him off.
Push the dot.
If Talbot's teeing up.
Prime hydration.
I'll tell you what, man.
Get him.
If Sahudo gets to the third round,
I don't know what Talbot's gas tank is like.
I really don't.
He's out there smiling, though.
It's annoying.
Sahudo doesn't look like his gas tank is there anymore either.
Remember back in the day?
Fucking annoying this guy.
I want him to be fucking tired though.
What division is he in?
Who's the champ of his division?
Oh, shit.
Let me see him.
Is it Bannum?
Hold on.
They're fighting Bannum weight.
No, I don't know.
I think the lightweight.
He looks like a character in Cobra Kai.
That's what he looks like.
Damn.
Sahudo got rocked.
God.
Fuck.
You're right.
He's got a height tolerance for pain.
The shorter guy.
Oh, it's Marab.
Oh, yeah.
Marab.
Marab fucking take this guy to the cleaners.
Yeah.
He's got his Apple.
He's got his iPhone in his hand while he's cleaning his face off.
I wouldn't be like, Henry, this is your last round of 30 fucking years of your life.
What are they doing?
This is it.
Your last round.
Right.
This is it.
You're never going back.
You can't unre-tie.
This is it.
That's why, why aren't they doing that?
Hey, keep your head down.
Keep your left top.
Like, what are we talking about?
Last round, the guy's been fighting since he was like four years old.
Yeah.
This is it, dude.
Get out there.
He was like born with cauliflower here.
Yes, exactly.
In Chlamydia.
Right.
I guess he's got to be a wrestler and a fighter.
Herpes.
He's born with herpes.
His dad kept punching his mom when she was pregnant.
And instead of the baby being aborted, he just came out with cauliflower.
His gym is here in Arizona.
He's angry, though.
He's right right now.
Talking some shit.
Right.
Oh, there we go.
He's like, let's go to the middle of the ring and start boxing.
Right.
Punching for a bounce.
Right over their shoulder.
Gifts.
She'll want to throw a punch.
Nice.
She'll want to throw a hand.
Tranny Latoya has been impressive.
Yo, yeah.
Well, kid can fight.
27, man.
He's got, he's got some good years.
He looks like the guy from Rocky Horror Picture Show.
He does.
Right.
Tim Curry.
Yeah, Curry.
Curry.
Damn.
He's got a little jab on him.
Are they fighting there?
I want to hit.
Come on, Henry.
Get him out of here.
Oh, big knee.
Hey, take sick of some shots.
I got to hand it to him.
Yeah, but he's also landing.
Pinpoint motherfuckers.
He is.
He's taking some shots.
Why does the ref have those black gloves on?
Is he racist?
He's got to check the noodles temperature.
Middle of the ring around.
Dude, the noodles getting fucking worked.
Yeah.
Hang them up, brother.
No more fighting for you, homies.
Right.
Okay.
He's all blooded up.
Yeah.
That's the thing, dude.
Back in the day, Henry had probably the best tank in the business.
You know what I mean?
And right now he's winded his shit.
Dude, I thought you said taint.
That's what I said.
Tank.
Yeah, that's who.
Oh, huh.
That's ain't a business, man.
Weezy's not actually a garbage man.
He has a specialized job for the UFC.
Professional fighting world's official taint measure.
That's important to be a fighter.
Yeah, the guy with the nudge.
Who has just done that?
Special university.
Let me take a look at that.
Tank on a sword.
That was a tank on a sword.
He looks like a fuck man.
Let me keep that, that gooch.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes.
Get down and get him.
Get him out of here.
Dr. Weezy's patented Gooch D. Smoller.
Yo, come out, man.
Come on.
Rough night in the ring.
Dr. Weezy's Gooch D. Smoller.
Gifts.
D. Smollinator.
Draftkings.
Prime migration.
It comes with that great camera.
That's the wrap.
What the fuck?
Yeah, why?
This camera.
Like, look at this man's feet.
I love this man's feet.
I love to look at his lips.
Yeah.
Yeah, he looks.
Fantastic glute motions.
He has such dainty toes for such a fierce man.
I'm transfixed upon him.
Oh, oh.
Almost.
Yeah.
Henry does have.
Nice little upper job from Talbot there.
He's got a lot of heart, man.
Take him down.
It's who those tires shit, man.
I don't know why he's so tired.
Oh, oh.
Yikes.
Nice little change on both sides.
Big knee from Talbot.
Oh, no.
Don't get taken out.
No, no.
Don't get taken out.
Right.
Dude, those body shots are fucking aw.
Oh, Henry's got some balls, man.
This is great.
Dude, he's just, yeah.
How much time is that?
I don't see how 30 seconds.
Like, all I want to know is if those two buttons on both sides of him are aligned perfectly.
And if you take two copper wires, I'd be really upset if they weren't.
If I were him, I'd be like, what are we doing?
He was just off by like an eighth of an inch.
Right.
There you go.
Here we go.
There you go, Henry.
Oh, what the fuck?
Yikes.
All right.
Well, you didn't go out with a win, but you didn't get the fucking, you didn't get put to sleep.
So, maybe it's a black hole.
Maybe it swallows things up.
Anybody see the chick fight earlier in the prelims?
Yeah, it was good.
That was good.
It was fucking brutal.
I like Macy Barber.
I'm a big fan of hers, man.
She's good.
All right.
Yeah, no, she's more brutal than dudes.
Like, I think that she was done for after that illegal kick to the face.
Yeah, no.
I love she's got great ground about, man.
She gets on top of you.
She's going after your ass.
With this guy.
Holy shit.
Why do they have the fucking Raelians there?
What the fuck?
Why is Weezy's father in this fucking screen?
Weezy's father is actually Ryu from fucking mortal combat.
There's gotta be somebody like that, right?
Holy shit, dude.
That's crazy.
He's too deep of a thinker to have, like, I just thought that's not like that.
In my country.
Who's the hoodle guy fucking work?
Look at that face.
Wow.
Yeah, man.
He needs to hang him up.
He did a good job, buddy.
He hung him.
No more fighting, brother.
Look at that face, dude.
Gee whiz.
Some of the fight highlights.
Right up the sleeve.
Just imagine the difficulty of like a blind person who's watching this with,
like, the technology that reads everything on screen.
It's like Budweiser v-chain and he hits them with a right.
He hits them with a left.
Tequila, Kiro.
And then body shots.
How much are they making off just that ring?
All this.
A lot of money, for sure.
Yeah.
Oh, Satan came back.
I hate the Satan takes over the stream, man.
It looks like, like the outfield at a minor league baseball game.
The whole entire wall is covered with.
Yeah, something.
There we go.
All right, now.
Oh, shit.
Hang on.
Oh, what the?
Oh, man.
And shoot voting fail by Tranny Latoya.
With the hollow earth.
This guy's like, put a black hole perfectly aligned on both sides of me
and some devil on my left side.
Yeah, those are odd choices.
I'm not a fan of this Peyton guy.
I want to see him get whipped.
Hold on.
Let me see this guy.
30 27 unanimous decision.
Peyton.
I think he's going to get he's going to get Batista next.
That's my prediction.
He'll lose the Batista.
Maybe, maybe not.
He used to grow.
Yeah.
I'm young and I'm only going to keep getting better.
Henry was I respect the guy so much.
Double audience.
Early on.
And that's the least I can do is learn from these legends and
then pay it forward.
Double audience.
What does it feel like to get to?
Yeah.
You hear that?
That's because I'm playing it.
You're getting it on your end.
It feels pretty good.
But I'm playing it.
I'll tell you what to do.
No, you're good.
See, I muted it.
No.
Who's next?
Who next?
Let's see.
Next fight is
Marino, right?
Yeah.
Marino and
That's
Is that El?
Is that Mexican Elton John?
Kamikaze Yakuza?
Yeah.
It's Elton Juan.
Yeah, that's funny.
What the fuck?
Satan has entered the chat.
Oh, and I'll fix it.
Hang on.
Have you guys seen the drugs at the South Park with
drugs fucking saving?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's get this awesome.
This is really funny stuff, man.
And everybody is still mad at the South Park dudes
and they're like, it's what we do.
Yeah.
He's having like a sexual relationship with Satan.
Yeah.
I mean, he goes far.
I don't know how far you guys are, but it's
it gets just watching.
Oh, I haven't watched.
I just been seeing clips.
Yeah, I won't read it for you.
I got to watch it.
Yeah, totally.
Yeah, it's funny.
Hey, do you still do a show with Monica?
I do not.
No, no, we're the same feed.
So we under the same umbrella.
We do a show, but she has her own show
and I have a separate show.
Yeah.
Okay.
We're going to do a talk next week.
Yeah.
She's Monica's great.
She's smart.
Yeah.
She's got a lot of great insights.
I did a show with her today.
Today?
Lincoln.
Yeah.
We did a Lincoln assassination.
About Lincoln.
Seriously.
Oh, that's cool.
What happened?
Oh, he gets shot.
Who was it?
He's still alive.
I think he dies.
He's secretly fled to Argentina.
No, he drove the boat to take Charlie
Kark to the island Repstinas.
Who killed him?
We see was it?
Was it all the way they say it was?
Kidnaven.
I think it was the Anunnaki.
Anunnaki did it?
Yeah, dude.
What are they doing?
Attribute to Cejudo now?
Just because he got his ass kicked.
They did this.
Oh, they got to kill time.
This is a part of this.
Yeah, he's a narrative.
To the state.
They're very good at marketing and stuff.
We want to give you a participation trophy.
Cejudo.
He'll probably be a bride.
Probably be in the broadcast booth at the.
So not doing the commentary, but post commentary.
I'm going to broadcast from inside your butthole.
Yeah, very tight broadcast.
I'm going to precast the microphone.
This is such a wild sport to get into, like.
And people get into people run into these people in public
sometimes and they make the mistake of getting into
encounters with them, having no idea.
You know, well, well, if a man, if you see a dude with his
ears fucked up, right?
That's what you need to learn about the telltale signs.
I'm going to walk away from that.
I'm not going to mess with Collie Fowler.
Flat nose, you know.
Yeah.
If you were to run into like John Fitch.
You know, I'd be like, ah, I hope we're friends.
Shit.
I want to thank you all for the opportunity because I
am now going to pursue my passion.
We she is playing in a mariachi pain.
I am kind of the short person with the guitar that is wet to be.
Look how tall she is, dude.
Good for him, dude.
She loves that song.
He's just that short.
Yeah, right.
She's probably like five one.
I want to give a shout out to my to my honey buns.
Look at that.
I want to give it a shout out to my honey bunches of us.
That was Kim Jong-unno.
I give a shout out to the Raza.
He's checking his teeth out.
Do you see my teethies?
Yes, my teethies.
I didn't win, but I also did not go memes.
So I am OK.
Oh, what is this class?
So these are like veterans, you know, they cut they go to war.
They they make a lot of money for the people who send them there.
But what happens to them afterwards?
If they don't open a fight school, they're kind of fucked.
Mariela should fight Zach over Kelly Kipowski right now.
Mario Lopez will fuck you up.
He's a tough guy.
Slater.
Yeah, he's a really good fighter wrestler.
I'm not joking.
Slater is.
Yeah, I mean, great shape.
Great wrestler.
Really good.
He was the best at baseline.
Like Division one quality wrestler.
I'm not kidding.
Yeah.
All right.
I like Charles style.
Shout out to the media.
Is that the guy on it like that?
I like that.
The week.
It was a little too far, I think, though.
And look at the camera.
They kept the camera shades on.
We see you have to have shades like that.
The camera person, he did my first little thing
and the camera person kept it there too long.
It makes you feel weird.
Join.
And then they right after the solo tribute,
they put in the ice commercial.
Right.
Join ice.
I think you have all homeless people join ice.
We'll solve like two birds with one stone.
You have a bunch of homeless people going to stretch the board.
That's fucking illegal.
Right.
Okay.
Give me all your money and get the fuck out of the country.
The same shit's getting old, man.
Look at that.
I love it.
I guess that guy's going to cut it through.
Me, I'm going to ice, dude.
Ice, dude.
And it's your pay-per-view fees, bitches.
This is Satan.
I got one.
So the guys who are married or dating these, the chicks,
I hope they're stronger than them, you know?
Right.
Like it's not just like freaking Moe from IT.
Totally.
Moe from IT.
Right.
Who's going to win that, Steve?
That looks like you were reading that.
Like, I hope Patty Pimlet beats the fucking breaks off of Gage.
Why?
You don't like Gagey?
I wanted to.
I really did.
But and also I don't, I don't know, man.
I think Patty Pimlet's overrated as fuck.
I don't think he is.
I think he's underrated, actually.
Really?
That's my take.
I got a hot take on that.
I think he's really good.
I think you are underrating and they think they get a break
because he's fatty, but I think everything's tough.
I think he's really good.
I think his photo there.
He's got the dog.
He won't let himself lose.
He's that kind of guy.
He's one of those guys who just finds a way to win.
I'm telling you, I think he's going to get the belt at some point.
All right.
I could be wrong.
He looks a lot better.
As always.
But I was going to say, as this used to be the norm these days.
Hey, hold on.
I'm just kidding.
Calm down.
Please settle down, buddy.
Who's going to win this?
Um, all of us.
That's a good question.
Yeah, we all win because we're watching the stream
as a community.
So we all win.
That's right.
Yes.
So who are you just going to take her out?
It's just like, I mean, I always, I always watch these chicks.
I'm like, some of them are cute and I'm just like, I put myself
in the position of whoever's with them.
And I'm just like, oh shit.
Satan is back.
Say Satan wants the money.
Fucking.
It really does sound like Satan on cell.
Remember a couple of months ago it was happening to my stream too?
I think it was from this site as well.
Was it?
Just constantly saying,
I should just need to pay up my money in my paper for you bitches.
I will fuck you right up the ass if you don't put your fucking money in my shit.
Hold on.
What?
Here we go.
It would be motivating to get back in the gym regularly
if you're dating or married to a woman who fights.
Yeah.
So it's for your own protection.
There's no way I'm dating a woman I can lose a fight to.
That's not happening.
You're too buff.
I'm sorry.
You're beautiful.
I love you, but I can't.
I'm just going to knock you out when you're looking the other way.
We just benched more than me.
You got to check steroids with her.
I can't kick you up and I will call.
I won't call SWAT on your ass bitch.
It's just.
What is that laughing at you?
That was a good joke man.
The audience loved it.
All right.
You need to get some replay going man.
I get no laughter for Elton Won and Kim Jong-unno.
Come on.
That was quality.
Both of those were quality.
It was before it's time.
It was ahead of its time.
They get Corey's pussy ass in here.
Just tell them to come on.
Is that doing anything?
Right.
Did he ever get back to you at all we see?
No.
All right.
So like for a split second, I thought the guy's name was Flyweight.
And then I was like, oh, I'm a retard.
They call me Flyweight.
Great slips in the other man.
Wow.
Yeah.
Kim Kardashian each hard out with his slips.
Wow.
All right.
So Brandon, I think his days are probably behind him, bro.
Why they got the two-way pen?
They're pen trying to divide and conquer,
putting two Asian people against each other.
They would love to get a good Japanese guy to win a belt.
You know that about it.
There's so many.
Yeah.
It's hard to do though.
Yeah.
Oh.
In my country, we celebrate via Bucaque.
He's going to get the victory.
My name is Brandon Moreno.
Yeah.
I mean, dude, this guy is serious business.
I don't know.
But he's Japanese, so that's like 30 in Japanese.
You know what I mean?
They're just very mature people.
I'm serious.
He's like a fucking American 22-year-old.
Is there a fighter?
Look at those lips, man.
Come on.
Look at those lips.
Those are amazing.
What are jealous of those lips?
Do you think he bites off his natural?
I don't think it's actually.
I think that's straight samurai fucking genetics.
You know what I mean?
He like manifested it.
Here it comes.
Oh, he's got the dot from the other guy's back.
Oh, he's black.
Sorry.
He stole his dot.
It's a real dot.
I think he'll dot.
That's just a little tiny dot.
I stole it.
This guy is a killer, man.
I hope he wins.
That's my opinion.
He looks unassuming.
You know what I mean?
Like, it does, right?
If you ran into this guy, like, oh, fuck this dude.
You might even think he's a lesbian if you run into him.
Right.
If he got out of the Subaru with the snowboard,
I would call him a man.
We saw him in Shader's Yard.
All Japan.
Are you saying that all Japanese men look like lesbians?
Because I am like, that's bold.
That's a bold statement, Brad.
That guy looks behind him.
The guy in the middle looks like the Asian Eric Estrada.
He looks like somebody, though.
Who is that guy?
He looks familiar.
I don't know.
From chips, bro.
The black guy behind him looks like a literal gorilla.
I'm just saying.
Damn.
I'm just saying.
That's a compliment.
That guy's like, how tall is this guy?
Is he a fighter?
That guy's great, great, great grandmother
was actually a gorilla.
That's what I'm saying.
Damn.
He's got the purple gloves.
So that's like a royalty color.
He decided to.
He looks like Stacy Abrams kind of.
I'd shut up.
We're going to see how good this guy is right now.
We're going to find out how good he actually is.
Although, well, we'll see.
We'll see what kind of Brandon comes out.
Marino is great, man.
I mean, we're going to find out how good this guy is.
Brandon Moreno.
I'm not just saying this because we's is here.
I fucking love Mexico.
I love Mexican culture.
I love Mexican people.
I've been all over Mexico.
It's a fucking great country, man.
It's a great place.
It's very free.
It's a very free country.
People don't realize.
We're not going to Mexico.
I like to free ball.
Brandon Moreno has this nickname.
That's his motto.
His assassin.
Oh, so it's like the assassin, comma, baby?
Is that what it should be?
Because there's no comma there.
It's like he's a baby assassin.
He does look Asian, though.
He doesn't even look Mexican.
Right.
Oh, he is Mexican.
Here I am.
I guess I'm not racist because I don't.
I confuse them.
Right.
Yeah, no good races.
Good, really good races.
They can tell.
They can tell them apart.
Yeah.
Well, you see, you know, features of this
mongoloid over here.
He would take a paragraph on my ribs.
Right.
My girlfriend wrote it.
That's a badass gets a call on his chest.
I might give me one of them.
Can I just take a bite out of his head?
Oh, this purple gloves are they seem like a statement
because you can choose just normal color gloves.
Right.
What is that on his shoulder?
What is that?
Is that the St. Louis string?
It looks like it looks like some sort of trap.
Yeah.
What is that?
It's a trap.
Maybe one of those nets you hit off of.
He has E.T. on his forearm.
T-Ball into, you know.
He has the movie E.T. on his arm.
Seriously.
He has some sort of flying.
Yeah.
See it right here.
Is that my creation?
I want to tattoo E.T. on my nuts.
That's because his uncle was the original E.T.
Editores.
Is that true?
No.
Well, he's got the star of the...
My name is...
What is that fairy on his?
It's like a centaur fairy.
31.
That's old.
How come he seems older for whatever reason?
Probably because he's been fighting forever.
20 years.
That punch drunk face.
That is a killer suit.
I'd love to see his closet, man.
It'd probably blind you a second.
Oh, it's the rain he's got on now.
He's got like a sunglasses dispenser.
That he hands to guests before he opens his closet.
There's your guy.
There's your guy, Weezy.
Right.
And the maroon suit.
Yeah.
The best.
That's his nickname.
The best.
Well, in fairness, it would be pretty cruel to make a Japanese man call himself the greatest.
Just sound it out on your own time, fellas.
Just sound it out.
T-Mobile.
Maybe I'll switch from Apple.
There you go.
My guy's just tall.
Is that even his trainer or is the dude talking shit behind him?
Ooh, prime water.
I haven't had any partially fermented mold lately.
We get some of that.
Oh, I was not expecting his name to be Brandon.
He looks like Brandon.
This guy's the worst.
Yeah.
They need to upgrade their bitches.
Yes.
This girl is definitely nothing mean.
That's a five and a half.
Everybody's in, you know, it's like sending direct message to that girl on Instagram.
Oh my God, that guy looks.
I think he's going to win.
Just by looking his eye.
You think so?
That initial look makes me lean towards him.
He seems crazier.
Pirates, I find a video game though.
What?
Got a little.
Satan's going to make it.
Oh, yeah.
I love how fat that one referee is.
So these are the guys deciding who wins over there.
Or those two audience members who just wore referee outfits.
I don't know.
I'm going to wear a referee outfit next time I go to a referee sit this high up.
I'm like, yeah, we got to see every angle.
30 seconds in and they haven't done a shit.
Nope.
I've done it.
It's a lot of sizing up.
Oh, I want to take him down.
That's.
Oh, Brandon's on top.
Moreno reverses.
That was long.
Not for too long.
He almost had him by the tank there.
He's got him something though.
He's just a weird trying to get.
He's got a weird old on destroy the tank.
The old angle.
I can see his bleached hair.
Look at this guy.
This guy looks like he is about to destroy both of them.
The way he's leering.
This is what I do to your mother.
You can rock it all intents, dude.
Oh my God.
That's what all he's going to tap out.
That's what all.
Oh, man.
Look at his face.
His face is getting red, bro.
Hey, it really is.
It's choking him out.
I think he's OK.
Don't make your yellow face red.
Moreno is not letting go.
Yeah, he don't want to let go.
And he's also digging his toes into the cage.
There was there for a minute.
Yeah, I was going to say, dude, you can kill your legs,
holding that shield.
Oh, Jesus.
There's the tape.
That's tiring, man.
That position right there.
Yeah.
Which one?
The one Moreno has trying to maintain that position.
Fuck.
There you go.
Wow, there you go.
Oh, he's got his arm on it now.
Uh-oh.
Oh, he does have his mouth.
There's so many photos with Rogan and that guy's
positioned like that that could be memes.
Yeah, yeah, that's a good point.
You got it or no?
The camera angles are fucking terrible.
Yeah, they are.
I don't know what's going on.
If Moreno doesn't do shit with this position,
he's gonna shoot the fucking foot, man,
because he ain't gonna have any,
he's not gonna have a leg to stand on.
It's just like you get put in a position like that
or and you're in a for three minutes.
Yeah.
This is what it feels like forever, probably.
His legs are gonna be burning.
It's like doing a set, you know, you're doing like a minute set
instead of doing 10.
You're trying to do pull-ups for a minute,
you know, like, fuck, is it ever end?
And that's a, that was the next question I was gonna ask
is, what is this?
Is nothing really happened?
He's out.
Very angry.
Tussle.
And see, now Moreno don't have any damn legs.
Right.
Look at his kick in the fucking head.
Boom.
It's not, it's not what Miyagi go, Miyagi do taught.
You didn't do Miyagi.
I was tough, man.
I'm telling you.
Yeah.
He looks unfazed.
He's like, yeah, it was a minor inconvenience.
How about his composure?
What is this?
Just give him, what are they just pouring his mouth?
You say he was 22.
22, 21 years old.
His fucking ear, dude.
Yeah.
This guy lurking behind him.
It looks like, oh, thank God.
Forgot.
I forgot to fucking breathe.
Right.
I needed a beer.
10 minutes off fucking day long.
T-Mobile.
Who won the round?
Who won the first round?
I mean, you kind of want to give it to Moreno.
Do you though?
28, 28.
He's going to win this round, I think.
Tatsuro can go fucking spider monkey at just about any moment too.
That's what I'm saying.
I think.
Ooh, nice left.
Nice little left for Moreno.
Shit.
Solid shot.
What are these camera?
What the, who the fuck is running the camera here?
It's the way that it's formatted on.
Is that what's going on?
We're getting too close right now?
Yeah.
It's like it's zoomed in a little bit or something.
Should we unsume it?
How do we?
Hold on.
Yeah, it's still, uh, go.
Ooh, nice left.
Nice left hook from Brandon Moreno.
Yeah.
I don't think a brawl like this.
He's got to take him down.
You know what I mean?
This isn't good for him against Moreno.
Moreno's a brawler, man.
Yeah.
Oh, nice.
There we go.
Nice.
Just, yeah.
That was fucking sick.
Oh, man.
He's got him.
He might be done.
Oh, hold on.
Hold on.
Damn.
He turned out of it.
Look at that.
Tatsuro.
He's got a hook in.
Oh, boy.
Oh, he's got a body lock now, man.
Here we go.
He's like, oh, you want to get a fucking leg triangle
and just hold on to a motherfucker for three minutes?
Okay.
This is how you do it.
Okay.
Hello.
Oh, boom.
Oh, I punch you.
Oh, man.
I punch you, Brandon.
That's cool.
Moreno.
Oh, he's got a flat down.
Let me show you how we bat fucking Japan.
That's cool.
Look at this shit.
This is serious business.
It's over.
Oh, damn.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah, dude.
I told you he was great.
Yeah.
How much one do you want?
I'm not wrong every time we see occasionally I'm wrong.
Dave.org.
VeChain.
Tatsuro.
Look at those jackets.
What about his guy?
It's like the...
Oh, man.
It's like the fucking Augusta National, but...
Right.
I was just thinking that they're out there in the master.
Those are fucking...
They killed Charlie Kirk, these three.
Right?
We cracked a case.
I'm sorry.
Tatsuro.
He wins the fight.
One dude looks like odd job from the Bond movie.
Oh, he's done.
He's just out of it, man.
Fuck.
Here's the highlights.
Tatsuro knocking down.
So Brandon gave up right there.
Yeah, his face.
He was like, I don't want to go home now, dude.
Okay.
Okay, we're done here.
If I was a Japanese fighter, my nickname would be Kamikaze.
I think that would be a good...
Like his leg.
If I was Japanese, my name would be Bukake Jones.
Bukake?
Bukake Jones.
Tatsuro, wait that.
How about you?
Akyuu, how do you name him?
Serious business.
Serious mouthpiece.
Serious business.
That's a great fighter.
I love him.
All right.
I gotta throw some food at the dog.
I'll be right back.
Now he whipped his ass.
I wonder what recovery is like for these guys.
This has got to be like, I mean...
You gotta be sore as fuck probably all the time.
What do you mean recovery?
Because they're training and they're fighting.
Their bodies just like getting pounded.
That's the thing, man.
They don't make a lot of money, you know?
They make, I don't know, 50 to 100 Gs.
That's what it seems like.
Which sounds like a lot to me, you know?
Well, it sounds like a lot.
But then when you pay your training staff,
right.
And you pay your travel to here,
your fucking massages and all that shit.
Yeah, yeah.
You really ain't making shit.
No, you're walking away with like 12 grand.
That's all that.
It's terrible.
I agree with you.
Miss a lot of punishment for that amount of money, you know?
It's like soldiers, you know,
sacrificing their bodies and shit.
Yeah.
This guy's a serious fighter, man.
I'm excited about him.
That was great.
Sounds like a fucking Japanese punk band.
What the fuck was it?
That sounds like a problem.
What questions did Roku even ask, by the way?
Because I think he asked a question.
Who's a slob?
Something, something.
Fuck you.
I love this guy.
He's tough.
He's super talented.
He's a really good fighter, this guy.
That's precision.
I like his personality, too.
I like his little intro to the crowd.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm serious.
22 in Japan is different than 22 in America.
You know, he's a mature guy.
He's young, by me.
He's mature.
Nice.
Yeah, yeah.
Is that Marab?
The title shot?
Who's the title shot?
Give me the title shot.
UFC.
That's all.
I want to find Bokakiyon's next.
My nephew is Japanese,
so I can say anything I want about the Japanese.
Because my sister in law.
Cut loose, bro.
My brother's a redneck, right?
He started off with a white chick, his first marriage,
and then he married a Japanese girl.
I remember when I met her and found out about it,
he goes, she don't understand a word I say.
I don't understand a word she says.
Can we get along just fine?
That's what he told me.
Thank you.
I knew you were ready for it.
Yeah, yeah.
That's hilarious.
Yeah, you got to have fun with these little features, man.
Hey, all this goddamn money for it might as well.
So what are you using to play the sound effects?
It's on StreamYard.
StreamYard.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, they added.
Oh, right.
Yeah, they're like, we're going to quadruple the price.
We'll add a few features.
Yeah, that's one of the features you get.
Are you in Atlanta?
Right?
Yeah, I'm in Atlanta.
Where do you live?
I used to live there for years and years.
Okay.
At what part?
I lived in Cabbage Town, Romania.
I know Cabbage Town area.
I used to go there a lot.
I used to live there.
It's on the Crock Street Tunnel.
Right on the other side of that.
So I have a studio.
Like, I have some space over there that we have a green
skylight called Encyclopedia.
Green Screen Studio for film and stuff like that.
It's like right by there.
And I've done a lot of improv stand-up comedy in that area.
Oh, and my buddy, you know Tom Rittenhouse?
Yeah, I know who Tom is.
Yeah, he's at Dad's Garage.
He's a...
Yeah, he's a good buddy of mine.
Yeah.
All time.
But we can go way back.
Yeah, I don't...
I haven't seen him in a long time,
but definitely we know of each other
and we've probably done some jam sessions at some point.
But I know a lot of Dad's Garage people
and I used to work at Relapse Theater.
And if you've ever heard of that or been there...
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm familiar with that.
And there's another...
What's the other big...
Do you know Eric Owens?
Yes, I was in a show with Eric Owens called...
It was an investigative discovery show.
We played Rednecks who killed our wives.
Oh, so are you an actor?
Is that what you do?
Yeah, I act in comedy and I do do the show.
But yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay.
We're gonna put you in The Whole World where Eric was, I believe.
Whole World?
Yeah, that said Whole World.
Eric was that played this crazy part
in my very first feature film called The Atlantic.
He's a good actor, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I shot all over Atlanta.
It's a crazy film.
I made it for 13 grand and he's in it.
It's like a 90-minute scene where he's like molesting this woman.
It's a crazy scene.
Yeah, yeah.
He's a great actor, man.
He is great.
He played kind of a similar role.
We both killed these guys.
Well, I killed somebody that he kills me and kills my...
It's a...
But yeah, I know my buddy used to do Whole World with Eric
and Eric used to come...
Like the whole improv community, there'd be jam sessions.
So every now and then you'd do shows with kind of everybody.
Well, I used to own a valet company there.
I used to be Atlanta valet and I took Maggianos from them,
right there on 400 and Peace Street Road.
Yeah, yeah.
I thought it was...
At the time it was the largest account in the city,
so I took it from them and I built a company
and I sold it.
It's still there.
It's called Eagle Parking all over the city.
I don't know.
That's cool.
They used to be my company.
Yeah, I lived there for years.
That was my town.
Yeah, I love Atlanta mostly.
It's...
What's going on now?
Look, last time I was there,
it was like I wanted to get the hell out of there.
Right.
Yeah, it sucks.
Relapse is opening back up.
We closed.
Where are you guys?
Where are you?
We were at 14th Street in the Atlantic Station,
but now it's going to be up.
I can't remember the exact street,
but it's kind of near Castle Bear area,
which is not the greatest area.
Okay.
That was building up when I was leaving.
Yeah.
That was coming up.
It's just getting near Georgia State.
It's called...
It was a limelight or a limelight or limelight.
I think it's not a limelight or a limelight theater.
And it's going to be Relapse now.
Okay.
I was...
The old Village Theater.
I don't know if you're familiar with that.
Some of the whole world people went over there.
Well, I used to work over in...
I used to work at PBS Georgia,
right over 14th.
And that's where I used to work.
I was kind of my job.
Yeah, so 14th...
14th and now Peace Street is where Relapse was.
And that's where I worked for years
and did a show for years.
So I know that...
Yeah.
When did you move out of Atlanta?
It was 2012, 13th.
Okay.
I moved to LA.
I was in that area.
Like, I was doing stuff around.
And then we probably came across each other at some point.
Yeah, we probably ran into each other,
but I didn't know it.
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, I'm all about...
Like, if I...
I'm working on my next film,
it's called Crazy Eddie.
I mean, if you're interested,
I'll put you in it if you want.
I'll find something for you.
I totally do, dude.
Yeah.
I 100% want our guys on my show.
All guys producing it in it.
Whatever, you know?
Dude, I love your work.
You filmed to do something.
I'm down.
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
Awesome.
But Tom and I used to do all kinds of weird...
We did this weird one called Presenting Atlanta.
We used to go for...
I don't know.
We just connected.
We just...
He's like an old friend of mine.
I remember him being about...
Yeah.
He became a little bit of a bitch during COVID.
We had a beef,
but I think he's come around.
You know?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So I would be interested to see,
like, what...
I don't know what his political positions are.
I just know...
Most people I know from Dad's garage,
they have opposite political positions to me.
Well, I can tell you...
Do you know Randy?
He's in...
Randy, he's in a fucking...
I don't know why the name of the show just came out of my mind.
He plays a teacher as a scientist.
Randy Havens?
No, I don't know him.
He's Dad's garage guy.
He's done a lot with Rittenhouse,
but he's in the Stranger Things.
He's a science teacher.
Oh, okay.
You know, I've never seen that show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know either.
I have yet to see that at all.
It's the newer season.
Is they're all a little too old for the characters they're playing?
It's a little too obvious, the age.
Oh, the guy that's in that A-Bear?
One of the guys that was in the A-Bear, the Mohawk guy?
Yeah.
So the guy that played Mr. Johnson and Jones,
that's his, like, young kind of, like, friend.
Yeah.
Not gay shit.
Like, that's his, like, brother.
He calls him his son.
Yeah, yeah.
I thought it was his actual son, but it's actually not.
I want him to play a transit tranny serial killer in my next film.
I haven't talked to him yet, but I have him on the hook there.
I really wanted to play that.
Yeah.
Um, how do I turn this down?
Hold on.
It's a pretty Christmas tree.
Right?
It looks like some sort of, like, funnel.
Vegas, actually, at this time, actually is pretty cool.
Oh, what the fuck is this?
Xmas festivities.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Sorry, guys.
I gotta redo it now.
We're gonna get the Satan stream.
I'm gonna make you have a champagne.
Duke won the ACC championship on it.
If you guys follow college football.
Is that loud enough, guys?
Yeah.
Is it too loud?
Satan has entered the chat.
Fuck, man.
It's such a good Satan.
voice. Right. All right, here we go. Yeah, let's hear it for Satan.
Weezy found the onboard soundboard in StreamYard too. I haven't found that yet, but I love it. So
I'm gonna use it way too much now. Yeah. No, I've got, I've got some fun stuff.
Come on. The the ONA car crash for when somebody bombs was like, you know, first stop.
I also saw something on the podcast, The Regs, with Lewis J. Gomez, Bobby Kelly,
Dan Soder and Joe List. They have, they have a bomb Dana. And so whoever bombs, they have to put the
bomb Dana over their microphone until somebody else bombs. Yeah. Yeah, just a constant way to
track of somebody's shame. So I go, I've been going to a lot of black rooms in Atlanta because
it's like, do I go, do I go to the LGBTQ and LGBTQ ally only show or do I go to the all black
room? That's what it's like in Atlanta. So I go to the all black room and there's a guy doing
a bit the other night where the whole, the guy, most people are cool, but like this dude,
he sees a white dude. I'm the only white guy ever there. He's a white dude that kind of
throws them and he's like a really funny comic until he sees a white dude. But like he was doing
this joke and he was like talking about how white people are just awful and and they're grossed.
He was like, y'all know how white people just just fucking gross black. You know, black people
have to go masturbate and they'd be like, they'd be like, I got to go get right. White people
got to masturbate. They tell their friends, they say, I got to go masturbate. I'm sitting
here going, that's never actually happened ever. That's not a fucking thing.
Yeah, I'm just like, I got to get fucking jerked my dick. It's just nobody. I'm like,
who talks about that kind of thing is my first. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Very rarely.
Yeah. Unless it's like a late 90s, early 2000s Hollywood movie.
And I was just so my, my mind was blown because it was like built on a series of like premises
about white people, none of which were true. And I'm just like, you don't like white people, but
we need to dig deep on why, because the reasons you're stating aren't even real.
But there's a lot of things not to like. Thank you.
It's not letting me share the screen for some reason. Like I'm clicking on it. It's not doing it.
I don't know what the fuck. I'm like, I just got to share it. I'm clicking. It's nothing's
happening. I don't understand. Share. Stop screen. I present share screen. Right.
I want to share it. Right. Or do I want to do window?
Yeah. There you go. I see it. I see it pop up.
Oh, there we go. Hold on. Let me try to. It wouldn't let me do that. It wasn't like, hold on.
This is John. Oh my God. It's a big fight.
Now the time. I know I'm trying. Hold on.
It's like two Kamala Harris is behind. Look at that.
We got Jonathan Van on the walk out. Right.
He's got Kamala. I got to click four times before I can actually do the volume.
I love that. Is that good?
There is no volume right now. Who's going to win this? You got volume?
No, we've got no volume.
You don't leave all these really?
Please raise the volume, please.
Can you hear it?
No, we cannot hear.
So you can share screen. You can share tab.
That's what I wanted to share screen, but it wouldn't let me.
No, you share the tab.
Hold on. I want to share tab or share screen?
Yeah, it brings the audio with it.
Find the tab.
Yeah, and there's a shot in the bottom left.
There we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Yeah, there you go.
Let's fucking go.
Let's share screen, but it wasn't working before.
There we go.
Let's fucking go.
All right. There we go.
What?
Oh, yeah.
What power?
All right. Shall I take?
Who had a damn fucking...
That was me. I got the only one I got.
That sounds like an indie Scorsese movie.
That black guy will whip somebody's ass.
He looks like Meet the Browns.
I keep telling you that.
That guy will fuck you up.
Yeah.
That's a wigger, USC. I got it.
Definitely.
This will be interesting.
Who's going to win, Steve?
Shall I take Pantosia?
Mine is two to one. I don't like it.
I don't know, man.
It might be the start of a nice long run for Van here.
Yeah, it could be, right?
I think Van takes it, man.
No issues.
You do?
No issues.
I don't know about no issues, but...
I do know about issues.
I'm saying it right now.
I do think it might be...
Again, we've never seen them have to go five rounds.
So that's new.
You don't have to.
So, yeah, if he doesn't...
If he doesn't do enough damage in the first two or three, though,
it could be a very, very different fight in the last two rounds.
But I think he's got it.
I think he's got it.
You think...
You really think Van...
Or...
What's his name?
Josh Van?
Pantosia.
You think Pantosia is going to beat him?
No.
You think Pantosia is going to beat him?
I think if we're deep in the fourth and Van's out of gas,
it could be a very different fight.
But I don't think it's...
I don't necessarily think it's going to get there.
Do you see any scenario where...
I really am.
Do you see any scenario where Marabh loses to Peter Yan?
If Yan perfectly lands a knee when Marabh's shooting
and then just pounces on him and gets a TKO, that's about it.
What do you see the odds in that?
Like one in 100, one in 10?
Yeah, it might be up to like...
Yeah, it might be like a one in 60 or something like that.
I think there's an outside chance that Pantosia is going to teach this guy a lesson.
It's possible.
Just goes in and just...
I don't think it's us at all.
Dog shit out of him?
Maybe.
Pantosia's a beast, dude.
How do you bet against Pantosia?
I'll show you how.
I opened up my wallet and I saved a bunch of money on Pantosia, bitch.
You guys got money on this one?
All of them?
No.
We all got money.
We don't talk about it.
I think Pantosia's...
That guy's fucking giant.
Yeah, he is.
The game is...
I mean, I'm not opposed to...
He's a great fighter.
I'm just saying.
I don't...
I think he's too young.
I think he's going to last his life.
Damn.
That's a hell of a odds, dude.
That's a hell of a prop bet for a knockout on Pantosia.
Pantosia's going to teach him a lesson tonight.
And you...
How much money you got on Pantosia?
Not much.
What are you talking, Drew?
I know you got...
I know you got some bucks.
I was right about Tyra.
I was right about the Scottish guy.
I can't remember his name now.
Great fighter.
The fought...
Terrence McGinney.
Chris Duncan.
Now, Pantosia gets loose and goosey.
He could get knocked the fuck out.
Van is a fucking...
He's a savage.
He's not your typical Asian guy that goes to school.
And like...
No, he's Malaysian, dude.
He'll fuck you up.
Yeah, he's a right.
Yeah, he's a thug.
He grew up fucking fighting Muslim gangs and shit.
Yeah, yeah.
So who's Houston, fucking...
I think the biggest factor is that age gap, man.
So do you find the older to be a benefit or a drawback?
At 35, you're starting...
Pantosia has not lost a step.
He's not there yet.
Yeah, but 35, you got all the wisdom of the thing.
Yeah, exactly.
He's got some pretty peak performance.
Yeah.
Yeah, but at 24, you're...
Van's only chance to fucking knock out.
That's his only chance to knock out.
Oh, god damn it, Satan.
That's the perfect timing to have Bruce Buffer do that.
You're a joke, man.
It really is.
Bruce Buffer and Satan's voices.
You will worship Israel and you will pay for this stream.
I read a commercial that...
That needs to be clear about it.
Like, for Bruce Buffer like 12 years ago.
And I just...
Everything he did, I just had him like shouting at people.
That was pretty good, Drew.
That was a sound drop.
I'd like to see...
Six billion is the real number.
Six million is the real number of introductions.
It's not 747,000, but six trillion.
Drew had the sound by last.
That's funny, remember?
When he was talking about the live chat comments.
I think that Van's also a little too gangster at this point.
He needs to grow up a little bit.
He's like, yo, you know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna knock him out.
You know what I'm saying?
That's not a good...
Yeah.
He's a little weird.
That's just confidence, bro.
I could be wrong.
Confidence sometimes blinds you, though, to your opponent's screen.
Sometimes, but sometimes it's that.
You're like, yeah.
Pantos is operating on like a spiritual level at this point.
And I think Van's got that and what attitude.
You're right.
You're right, you guys.
I think Pantos is gonna teach a lesson here.
They bought that Japanese guy and he's like,
you think you really think you're gonna bring some guy in from Japan
and take my title?
He's like, give me a break.
That's what he said in the interview.
He's like, what are you, joking?
Choked the guy out like the second round.
Pantos!
They should have a shorter referee for the shorter fighters.
He's got a seven footer and then he's got his GoPro shot.
Although he sees the top of the fence.
The cannibal!
I don't know.
The cannibal!
That's a great fucking nickname.
I like that.
He's out there eating movers.
I'm gonna eat some ass tonight, boy.
I will eat your ass.
They're smaller.
They look nervous.
Huge.
Put them on an apple box.
They look nervous.
We'll see, but if he can not come through,
these can crack him.
He's got the Mike Tyson one punch hitter.
Let's see what happens.
Start somewhere else first.
Pantos looks chill.
We'll see what happens.
Yeah, he does look chill, doesn't he?
Oh, watch out, buddy.
Oh, see, that's what I'm saying, Steve.
He can get knocked.
He's crazy.
He got crazy.
He's gonna want to stand with him.
Yep.
Take him down.
He's gonna get knocked doing this shit.
He cannot.
Oh.
Oh, no!
What?
Damn.
Oh, that shit.
Oh, what happened?
What did I say?
I said he's got that.
He broke his arm real quick or something?
The fucking, the screen glitched out.
When it came back.
I told you, Van's got that arm.
He was down his knee.
That wasn't fan.
He broke his fucking arm.
That's crazy.
Or did he throw the fight?
Here you go.
Shit.
What the fuck?
Can we get even that guys?
I don't believe it.
Did we get a fucking replay?
What happened?
That lady, by the way.
She, she like,
Oh, shit.
Holy shit.
Oh!
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's, yeah, you're done.
You're done fighting.
Oh, fuck!
Oh!
Oh, man.
My god, look at that.
That's awful.
His elbow.
What the fuck happened to his elbow?
Holy shit.
His elbow made like a million different moves.
Yeah.
Let's watch, let's watch that in slow motion.
You're done fighting.
Yeah, it's over.
That's not a bad, yeah, it's paid for.
Oh, shit, he's fucked up.
That's a shitty way to go.
Yeah, that's not a good, that's a shit fight.
What a weird way.
Yeah.
And then you go, he's like,
now we got 40 minutes to kill.
Now we got to watch these hype up drama videos.
Look at him, he still wants to fight.
He took it like a champ.
No, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
He didn't scream.
And he generally, you don't feel it.
You don't feel it until later.
I broke my elbow playing basketball last year
and like, I kept playing and like,
after I got done, that's when it started hurting.
You know, he probably felt like that a thousand times
and nothing happened.
Yeah.
That sucks, man.
That sucks.
That's a shitty fight.
Tough break.
Yikes.
I was looking forward to an actual fight.
Look at the referees there.
It's just fast.
That was going to be a good fight, man.
It sucks.
You should not be celebrating if you're a man.
That's ridiculous.
No, it's, that sucks, man.
You don't do shit.
That's a fluke.
That's a shitty way to...
Yeah.
Yikes.
Does he get the belt?
Oh, yeah.
Well, I don't know, man.
I'll see the Rogan interview after that, you know.
What do you ask him?
Oh, that sucks, man.
Is that his wife there?
She's like, you fucking piece of shit.
You lost.
Look at Van.
This is not a good sign.
You want the belt?
It's business, bro.
Yeah.
Oh, that's just a horse shit.
That's a horse shit award.
It is, man.
I mean, he might have got it in real life.
I'm just saying that that's a horse shit.
I mean...
Yeah, he should fight again.
He should be able to fight again.
That's not his fault, man.
This is the child who sows Joshua Van's shorts.
But this dude should be humble about it, though.
He should be like...
Yeah, I didn't do shit.
... kind of fluky.
I would be like, I didn't win.
Yeah.
Let's do it again.
I didn't win.
I didn't do shit.
What's he doing?
I'm going to fight somebody next week.
I'd be like, I'm bummed.
I didn't want to win this way.
Guy picks him up.
He dangles him because he's so much taller.
That's a weird way to become new.
Yeah.
I couldn't be excited about that.
You know?
Yeah.
I wonder if he feels that way, though.
That'd be embarrassed.
Myself in issues because he's like,
I knew I was going to win.
It doesn't matter how I was going to win.
So I think you could express that.
Fair enough.
I think you could be like, I fucking...
I was going to win.
I wanted to show how I was going to win.
And I want to fight him.
I wanted to have the opportunity to actually win.
It's not like, I see...
I'm not taking it like, he was scared and like,
oh, shit.
Damn, I got lucky.
I won this week.
But I mean, I would be like, I'm just kidding.
I want to beat him fair and square.
He's got pussy bones.
No.
Look at Joe.
Okay.
It's not what he asked.
He's going to ask.
I want to...
Fair enough.
It's so funny.
They always answer the same way.
I want to...
I want to thank my lover.
Joe, waste the first question.
He should say, who do you want to thank?
He hates that part.
That's what he should say.
I'd like to thank my lover.
I like to...
I want to thank Mohammed.
I want to thank big man.
Joe, never gets his first question answered.
Oh, dude.
This is what I want to thank.
Oh, that elbow, man.
Oh, that replay is rough.
Yikes.
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, here's a better shot in case you missed the first time.
Like, what the fuck?
It's like...
How bad does that look?
God damn it.
Right there and there.
And then look at it.
He didn't even wince that bad.
No, he didn't at all.
Then he's so hyped up.
He wants to fight.
He's staring him down.
He's like, what, bitch?
What?
Remember how many times he showed McGregor's leg getting snapped?
Yeah.
Oh.
That sounded like he would fight him again.
Oh, yeah.
No, that dude's a gamer.
He is.
Oh, good.
That's good.
He did.
He fought twice.
Tyra!
He fought twice.
Tyra beat him.
I do like, could you like, Tyra or him?
Who do you like?
Ooh.
That's a good fight now.
Hell yeah.
That is a good fight.
Yeah.
Put me in, Cush.
I'm taking Tyra.
I'm taking you too.
I thought you just a van.
My name is Cush.
Shut up.
Put me in, Cush.
Shut up.
Who's that kid?
Is that their version of that little...
What the fuck is that?
White midget?
I think that was at first.
Revelation.
I think it's his kid.
He's going to fight that kid next.
What's his name?
That little...
He should fight Little Kubee.
That guy.
He's talking about the guy that Mike Tyson like interviewed and didn't realize he was a kid.
He's like a 25-year-old man.
I'll get him and hold him.
That was so funny, dude.
Yeah.
Like blowing farts on his stomach.
Right.
He's like, come on.
I'll give him nuggies.
Guys, that's 38 years old.
He's like, I've gotten two mortgages.
Have my own line of athletic wear.
He's like, why do you have to go up?
What the fuck is his name, Hans?
I would not be happy about this belt.
Abdullah.
So the two combo chicks.
One of them kind of like gets handsy with some of the fighters.
Is that combo?
Look at her hand in that.
She's got hands like all these fighters, dude.
Kamala's getting feisty there, man.
Look at that.
I mean, it looked like...
Double Kamala.
We got Kamala in stereo.
What's going on?
Couple of Indians right there.
Is that what they are?
Blindians.
Why is he excited?
They always wrap them in their flag, you know.
He doesn't know.
You guys, the president walked me out.
He doesn't even know Trump's president.
Right.
I think that's probably part of the drill is you got to wrap you in your flag
and make it a little bit more...
A little bit of brainwashing.
A little brainwashing going on.
That's right.
The Palestinian prince who speaks like a homosexual from Chicago.
But then they make it kind of a battle.
So he talks like Obama?
A little bit like Obama.
Yeah.
Your boy wanted to...
Your boy thought that Yon was going to win.
That's worrying me.
What's the...
He's going to win this one.
X.
Who's the other guy?
Black dude we used to have on the stream.
He's not here now.
We're like...
Cubes.
Cleetus.
Cubes.
I miss that guy.
Where is he?
I love that guy.
Where is he?
God damn.
But he thought he really believed that Yon was going to win this fight.
Now I want to hear because he's pretty good at picking fights.
Yeah.
Why do you think Yon was going to win?
I want to know.
Let me message him.
I'll message him.
Get him on here.
Is that the guy that wears the hat?
Yeah.
Cubes thinks that Marabh just fucking...
He's a hugger.
Yeah, he is kind of a hugger.
Yeah.
Did you see Yon won though?
I mean he got destroyed.
Yeah.
Yon's not going to beat the other guy I don't think.
Yeah, I don't know.
Sometimes Cubes comes out with some fucking curveball picks.
He does.
And he's good.
He's a good picker, man.
He is good.
He really is smart.
Yeah.
He really liked Yon.
I was hoping he was going to be on the stream.
He could talk me into it.
Right.
Because I like him a three to one.
I mean I'm all about it.
I love taking underdogs.
Oh man.
Right, just...
I just sent him...
Sent him the stream and messaged him.
Let's see if he gets back to me.
It is interesting with all the sports betting stories
and that have come out.
How little talk about that when it comes to sports, you know.
The college football and basketball and everything.
Especially NBA.
It's just like...
Is that like fixing games, I mean?
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
Well, the...
Like the poly market you can bet on an individual player's actions.
That's the stuff that has always been manipulatable.
You can bet on what words are going to be said in a speech.
Which is like, well...
Whoever the speechwriter is should make a lot of money.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's true.
Peter Yon Marab, man.
It seems like Marab should have this pretty handily.
But you guys...
I think there's a sneaky Yon bet here.
Yeah.
No, I think so.
Like my instinct would be to go with the other guy.
But yeah, looking at it, I think that it could be...
Every time I've seen...
I don't know the names as well.
I have watched it, but I don't remember names as well.
But the guy... I thought that was his hair.
Yeah.
You know, that hat came on.
He's won.
Every time I've watched him fight.
And so that just kind of makes me think that he's...
He's a bad dude.
Yeah.
He's sick.
He's the best of all time in his vision.
I mean, he's sick.
He's eventually going to let his guard down.
And this other guy looks pretty intense.
That's the thing.
Yeah.
But the first time he fought him, I mean, it was such a humiliating...
Do you see it?
Robbie on the front line.
I don't think so.
Yeah.
He took him down like 50 times.
It was unbelievable.
I've never seen him like it.
So he's got a revenge factor.
And he's been fighting better.
Like he's changed his game,
but I just don't know you can beat Rob.
He's the greatest.
I mean, it's incredible.
This guy's good.
He's got a lot of charisma, too.
And it's a matter at what point of, you know,
if you're the best for a period of time, then you're...
You're going to eventually not be a sharp.
My name is Pieterian.
I will smash.
I love his hat, though.
Like he probably sell...
If I were him, I'd sell those hats on my products page.
Oh, heck yeah.
I'd pimp that hat for the show.
Yeah.
He's got his fans wearing them.
Welcome to the USC Fight Nights.
Weezy.
Are you going to get a husk?
Weezy's going to enter his Sherpa Ark.
God.
God, you guys fucked themselves up for this, man.
I saw a video of one dude training.
It was just him with his hands behind his back
just getting punched in the face over and over again.
I'm like, God, man.
Yeah, that's what you got to do, I guess.
That brother is...
He's from Phoenix.
He's a good fighter.
With the card I used to work camera on
when they tried to replay with me,
he used to fight that.
Anyway, he went to the MMA,
so I'm happy to see him succeed, you know what I'm saying?
Anytime you get those local guys
to get out there and succeed,
it's really cool, actually.
Yeah.
And you see some guys get the shit beat out of me.
I feel so bad for them, you know?
It's like, dude, you need a new manager.
Like, you should not be fighting yet, you know?
There's like a little ring mat area
in one of the LA Fitnesses near me,
and I'll see people grappling in there sometimes
where it looks like they're training.
Because they're not in high school or college,
they're older, so it's be some sort of a fight.
The good thing about wrestling, like, you know,
and what is it, what the hell's the name of it?
Jiu Jitsu.
You can learn that when you're older.
It doesn't matter.
You don't have to be young for that.
There's no striking.
No, I mean, did Jiu Jitsu proves
you're never too old to learn how to grapple?
Grab cock.
Someone say cock?
Yeah.
So I always tell my grandmother, right?
Grandma.
She's dad.
I'm kidding.
You get out there and roll and hear yourself
a handful of penis.
Is Georgia the most based white country in the world?
I mean, Georgia is a killer country.
I mean, Hungary is a country.
It seems pretty, pretty on the level.
Yeah, but that'll bring killers like Georgia.
I mean, you're talking about Ilya,
Moria, Marab, I mean, and then they fucking burn you
if you try to do a gay pride parade,
you're finished behind you.
Georgia was the first of the European countries
to get suffered at the wrath of the cons.
Really?
Yeah.
Interesting.
Dude.
So that's a good thing.
That you learn fucking cons and fuck around.
Fuck no, dude.
Fucking cons are scary.
Have you ever listened to that guy's,
is it Darryl Cooper or Darryl?
Oh, the martyr made dude.
But there's another guy in this history.
He's more like a kind of a lefty comic.
But he gets good stuff.
Dan Carlin?
Yes.
Have you ever heard of this?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, the hard core history stuff.
On the cons.
Have you seen the cons?
Yeah.
You listen to that like five times, bro.
It's like 10 hours.
Yeah.
He described it as like the Dallas Cowboys
in like 70s playing like a high school team.
You know?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Here comes Satan again.
Hold on.
Yeah.
You beep a few pitches.
It is such a good Satan voice, though.
It's a great Satan voice.
It just shows you don't even need to get a voice over actor.
You just see that.
And then it's funny, dude, you get like...
All right.
The racist live chat pops up for a minute before...
Right.
The live chat is crazy on those things, isn't it?
That's so ridiculous.
It's like, you can't have a nice comment
if your fucking username is like,
kill all the niggers and cheaters.
It's just like...
Hey, it's a great fight.
Now, you can't do that.
What?
Get in normal comments.
You can't have a horrible fucking username.
Because it's like they had a few
that they're like, now that won't work.
And then they decided on that one.
Yeah, yeah, it's like...
I hate all kites and niggers.
Use your name taken.
I have the hard R in it.
Hit taken.
You got to put a bunch of digits just to get it to work.
That needs layers because you'll see people like,
pray for me.
There's this thing going on in my family
and I don't X and this is like,
all right, God, if you could please help Liberty,
Titty, spat out and just help her out.
Yeah.
Where's he going?
Where's Wheezy?
What are you doing?
What's up with shit?
Shit.
The Feds are there.
I'm behind the scene.
Just fucking...
Where's the masturbating?
That's the other...
Right.
Oh, shit.
XQ is here.
Here we go.
There we go.
Answered.
Okay.
Why is Yon going to win?
I can't see your eyes.
Who do you know?
I ain't going to lie to you.
My ass was asleep like a motherfucker.
And then I heard you...
Why do you think Yon's going to win the fight?
You've been saying Yon.
You said it last week.
You mean that?
This is the main event, Q.
Hey, check out the...
Hold up, Drew.
Let me set him up.
Drew's like, I demand answers.
Why?
I'm trying to negotiate with Europe.
I'm dying.
I want to negotiate with Europe.
It's the other Negro.
I said that's why Yon was going to win.
I'm so confused by his flag here.
Georgia and the U.S.
Is that correct?
Wow, what an amazing...
Look at that.
He's playing two crowds at once.
Yeah, that's gay.
That's gay.
Double gay.
Where's the Israel tattoo, buddy?
I got a tramp stamp.
What happened to Q?
Oh, who's that guy?
I don't know.
That might actually be easy on the left.
Look at that guy.
Q's going to be like, I'm right here, dude.
I just fucking turn the lights out.
You got the left right there.
The security guard in the burgundy jacket.
That's fucking easy.
I see what you did there.
There's a burgundy jacket.
Damn, bro.
I haven't seen you in person, but that's how I imagine it.
We woke him up to join us and we're shitting on him.
What do you mean, we?
Where is he?
Is the Italian trainer here?
It seems to go.
He's retired.
Ray Delio or whatever.
I feel like this dude who's a rep sometimes behind time over there.
I feel like he could whip all of their asses.
Who's that?
How about Weezy right there with the fucking?
That guy who was a rep of the previous one.
I feel like he could whip a lot of these guys' asses.
Who are these girls filming?
Where?
That's Ray DeLong.
DeLongo.
He's like, he just woke out of bed.
He's like, Q.
DeLongo.
Poor Q.
He's like, man, DeLongo.
Midnight 30 on the east coast.
His devices are not connected on stream here.
So he's having some difficulties.
Hugh, if you can hear, well,
let's see.
Yeah, your cardio has to be just like.
This guy's cardio is insane.
There we go.
It's insane.
Rob's cardio is insane.
You've never seen him.
Yeah.
He's like, he's like, yep.
Back and forth at an Olympic-sized pool without coming up for air.
Right.
Like, so these guys, yeah.
It's insane.
He's gonna punch a punch in back for like three minutes is exhausting.
Yeah, your fucking gas.
Yeah.
It's over.
Yeah, yeah.
These guys are probably like.
He gets like the third round.
He's like, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I think George is the spot, dude.
Oh, yeah.
No, those guys are doing fucking half-marathon.
You can buy his shorts and blades tied around them and shit.
Yeah.
Y'all, it has no chance except for a knockout.
See, Rob.
Rob does look like the type of dude that would like hook a bull rope up to a
fucking Mack truck and then just drag it with his feet.
Oh, man.
He's a weird dude.
He's like kind of annoying, you know.
He's annoying.
I knew he was that old.
Wow.
The other guy looks a lot younger.
He's not.
Well, this guy's been fighting since he was three, you know.
Right.
He's born with cauliflowerers.
Yeah.
He's getting fucking, getting a gym, getting a job, kid.
He should come out with a different jacket every time.
He said.
Based on each fight, right?
Yeah.
He said he'll go.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
You're good, buddy.
Peter Laun.
I demand answers.
He demands answers.
And Hitler.
Yeah.
It's actually been a very dominant fighter in this division.
All right.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, yeah.
Wow.
What a revelation.
I'm just like, you know, he had the bullshit fight against Marab
because it wasn't a Marab, not Marab O'Malley.
He's been doing better lately because he's changing his game a bit.
Oh, he got killed.
He had the bullshit fight against O'Malley
because it wasn't O'Malley.
Oh, you got to get ripped off of that one.
He won that fight.
I agree.
Yeah.
I agree.
I'm going to ask O'Malley to get the title.
All right.
So you think Yon's going to win?
I think Yon's going to win.
How?
You know, are you watching the Fed on your own?
Yes.
Yeah.
Or did you get that one?
How is he going to win?
Knock out?
He ain't going to wrestle him.
Yeah.
Knock out a third round.
Third round.
Okay.
All right.
Knock out a third round.
Yeah.
This is going to be good.
We'll see.
That last fight was so disappointing.
I really think that Pantos would have fucked him up
if he hadn't broke his arm.
Did you see that cue?
The Pantos?
I didn't.
Like.
God, it's so.
Oh, he broke his fucking elbow.
Like that's right off the hook.
Landing.
That's crazy.
Landing on the right.
He just busted his elbow.
Oh, shit.
Hyper extended his elbow.
Popped it right out.
God had different plans.
Now it's fucking Peter whatever the fuck is there.
Joshua Van.
Yeah, he's going to lose it to Tera.
That's Tera Tyra.
Now you think so?
Tyra's.
I don't know.
I could be a little hyped on Tera.
I don't know.
I'm not mad at that.
He got that K-pop.
Tyra was incredible, but Van could punch me.
What's that?
He got that K-pop.
K-pop.
Pop style.
That's how I feel.
A Korean pop.
Yeah.
He fucked up Brandon Reno.
Oh, he did?
He fucked up Brandon Reno.
I hadn't seen anything in the main event.
Oh, he fucking humiliated Brandon Reno.
It was over.
Oh, okay.
Damn.
He's a great fighter.
Miranda is tough.
Okay.
So we got some movement there.
Who else has done anything in the main event?
Has the main event been good?
I know that River Freeland was good.
River Freeland.
37 seconds into the first round.
Uh-huh.
Where's Brad?
I didn't see it.
And now Joshua Van has a belt.
When he was acting like he earned it.
Yeah.
So I don't know, man.
I would, depends on how quickly they fight him.
But yeah, dude, if he goes into overconfident,
I can tell you.
He could knock out Tira, but Tira is, I mean,
he's a way better fighter, way more technical.
Yeah.
They'll get around him, choke him out.
You know what I'm saying?
He's going to get around.
He's going to be like, what is going on?
Man, it's no joke, but he's a gangster.
He needs to lose.
I hope Van wins.
I love Van.
Peter Yon looks like a return.
Yon, Yon.
That's what I meant to say, Yon.
Does he have a chance here?
I don't know.
So this guy's going to be a motivational speaker,
the Georgian guy, when he's done fighting.
And you, too, can accomplish your dreams.
All you have to do is get hit in face many times.
Just like me.
Have Warlord sponsor your career.
Give plenty belt to him.
He'll not kill your sister.
Everybody put your hat on.
Okay.
Man, I have a lot of respect, it seems, for Peter.
Yeah.
He didn't just bum rush him and immediately tackle him.
Who does?
Marab.
He's giving him, he's giving him some room
and trying to feel it out.
He's not just.
Yeah.
So Yon seems, he seems calculated.
Not as good a shape, but calculated.
He's always been that way.
But he also seems always on the way.
Yeah.
And he seems slow, but he's got a huge gas tank, too.
You can tell he's like playing.
He's like, oh, shit.
Oh, Marab.
Marab's got better punching in the last few years.
Marab, yeah, yeah.
His striking's gotten a lot better.
Yeah, yeah.
He didn't need it before.
Nice left.
Oh, nice left.
Okay.
No, Yon's got set.
Yon's got that straight left that's just fucking brutal
and he can tap you with it like five times.
He's a big downloader, too.
Like he'll download information for about a round
and figure out what's going on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he takes a second sometimes,
but that doesn't mean he's not going to get...
Oh.
He's one of those dudes where like early on
you kind of had to knock him around a little bit
before he'd wake up enough to fight.
Oh, yeah, that is true.
Like Cheetah.
Uh-huh.
Wow.
Black rifle coffee.
Drink it with your red...
If Marab doesn't feel like he could just take him down,
there's a problem here.
Yeah.
I think Marab's trying to show him
that he can stand up with him.
Yeah, he's...
I have some stand-up game, too.
Oh.
This is a fight between the two whitest guys in the world.
This is what goes on in the North Pole
about who gets to be head-off, I think.
Right.
Yon's land and some shots, man.
They should put the referees in the Santa outfits.
Her team dresses up like a reindeer.
I wouldn't sleep on Peter Yon, man.
He's landed.
This could be an upset, man.
It could be, yeah.
He's, uh, Marab's like,
now we are going to Disco Party.
Yeah, he comes to take off his...
He felt that power.
You don't want no more.
He's like, all right, we're done.
I'm going to take you to the...
The winner is head-off.
I'm going to...
Which means first crack at Mrs. Claus.
You know, Mrs. Claus, it has the worst Christmas ever.
She's like, you know, I read a letter to Santa.
It was like, pay attention to your fucking wife.
Right.
Oh, uh, Marab does never do anything for Christmas.
I think he's bleeding on Yon's back.
Yeah.
Yon is doing a good job.
Hold on here.
He's, he's...
I said, Yon is, Yon is stout, dude.
Yon is...
He said...
But he's...
But this seems like just Marab bullshit.
He's losing the fight, so he's doing this.
How is it Marab?
Can't help but ask.
It's interesting.
I love Marab's...
Three years ago.
Oh, no.
This is how Marab won like every fight two years ago.
You fucking bury him against the cage.
It's that guy in the suit right there.
It's a little weird.
I love his trunks, by the way.
Oh, he got away.
Knock him.
Oh, shit.
Get him.
Oh, nice punch.
He's getting a nice little follow-up.
Drew gets intense.
That left, dude.
How much money do you get on this?
Oh, fuck.
Those straight lefts from Peter Yon are freaking deadly, though, man.
See how many monsters.
The gangsters are in the front row over here.
And he will.
He'll throw, you know, he'll throw fucking 40 of them a night.
The crowd is ready to go.
Big knee.
Right?
It's going to be a fight.
They had the wrong people in the front row.
It's the problem.
They got all the gangsters in suits
who are just like very controlled with their emotions
and he's like the rowdy crowd in front.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, Marab tasted some of that power
and he didn't want no more of that shit.
I give that first round to Peter.
Yeah, I think he got a little bit more than expected.
No, Marab on the round.
Marab on the round.
No way.
No, he had to get some fancy entire time.
He won the round.
Marab won the round.
Marab won the round 9-8.
Easy.
No way.
I think he underestimated Yon a little bit.
I give it to Yon.
Yon did more damage.
Yon did more physical damage,
but Marab controlled Yon.
Right.
Yeah, I think, I don't think Yon can win.
I think he underestimated Yon
and I think that he's going to be ready
for in the next two rounds.
But Yon's good.
That first round could have gone to Peter Yon.
I guess it's going to depend on the eye of the judge.
It might be surprised.
Only because of the damage.
Sometimes some judges like the damage.
Yeah, you know, that's a fair point, but
Marab just controlled most of the round.
It's the control.
You can't write off the control.
I'm telling you, he won the round.
I agree with my colleague, Mr. Dr. Shreglius.
He's getting a little intense.
That wasn't a good chance.
Oh, shit.
Good job.
Rob, I think he's pissed at how, like,
don't have exerts.
That's not a good sign, though.
He's strong like that.
He can't.
Yeah, it's like he's desperate the way he went after him.
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
We'll see what happens, though.
It almost seems like the game plan was to
stand toe-to-toe with Yon, but that's not working out.
But if he doesn't, if I fucking Yon lets him take him down
and does this, he's going to lose.
Yon's got to fuck his ass up.
Oh, wow, look at Yon.
This is what I do to Weezy if he tries to take me down.
You stuff him.
Oh, they're booing.
The crowd did not like that.
They're booing.
They're booing, you drew.
Oh, they're booing him right now.
Oh, shit.
You're not going to get him with that single leg shit.
You haven't figured that out yet?
He's hitting him.
He's controlling the fight.
He's winning.
Yeah.
He's winning the round.
I mean, Yon's doing nothing with Defenser,
so he's losing.
Nothing fatigues Marab.
So he can continue to do it.
Hey, Yon's going to hit him.
You're going to get on him, dude.
Yeah, fucking around.
He's in there, for sure.
He's like with Stead the Storm.
Oh, nice falling uppercut.
Oh, until you get hurt.
See, this is what I mean.
It almost seems like Marab's game plan
will stand toe to toe.
Yeah.
He didn't fall back on the wrestling.
It was Yon's game plan, I think.
Not Marab's.
I don't know.
Yeah, Yon clearly isn't allowing the takedown.
He worked on that, dude.
That's great.
And Yon feels like he can out punch him.
I think Yon, I think the other guy,
the Georgian, I think he thought it'd be over by now.
Yeah.
I don't know about that, but he did fucking.
Speaking of like Russian mob collectors,
like if Yon shows up your door at 5-4,
you're like, I got the money.
There's something going on here.
I don't know that clear up.
But I got the money out.
They sent a 5-4 guy.
I got it.
It's in the closet.
And he's not holding anything.
Yon has given him more than he bargained for.
Yon takes him down.
Yon takes down Marab.
And Yon's got Marab back.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I didn't go well.
Now Marab takes Yon's back.
Next America's next top elf.
Right.
Wow, that's just, wow.
Marab is incredible.
They're both very like fucking blah.
What an incredible fight.
Oh, look at that.
Look at that.
He's got him by the groot.
That's what I do.
I definitely can't do wheezy.
I have my hand right up the ass right there.
Oh, go.
Now, you take the tane out.
You take the fighter out.
I've definitely got a hand on fucking wheezy state.
It's mine.
Oh, wow.
Look at this.
Wow.
Oh, shit.
He's got a choking.
Look how jacked these guys are.
They're muscles everywhere.
Muscles on their fingers.
Yon separates.
Big left hand from Yon.
Yo, Marab is crazy.
I think his Marab face is pretty cut up.
Yeah, dude.
He's crazy, man.
He ain't fucking around.
Who wants it more?
That's what this fight is.
Oh, yeah.
It's about damn time for a fucking title fight.
Who wants it more?
That's what this fight is.
Marab is a fucking savage, man.
I mean, we got...
Is Marab top-take greatest white man on the planet?
I think he might be.
He's incredible.
He's an incredible human being.
Like, Marab is a savage.
Look at this.
Yon's not having it, though.
Yeah, Yon is.
That's not having it.
That's a pretty good deal, man.
But he might not have it.
He flipped him around.
Shit.
Make him down.
Got them double underhooks.
What a great fight, man.
Wow.
This is five rounds of this shit.
Yep.
This ain't going to make it the whole way.
Yes, it was going to gas.
No, they're going to gas out.
I don't know if they...
These guys don't gas, though, man.
Yeah, they're going to gas out on the fourth.
Hit him, Yon.
It's too much energy, man.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, they're battering.
Oh.
Oh, wait.
Look at that.
Yeah, yeah.
What a fight.
That Marab looks like...
You might be right, dude.
Yon might...
Yon stuck him again with the left.
Marab looks like that.
Yeah, you might be right.
I mean, oh, look at Marab.
Look at Marab.
Dude, Marab is a fucking...
One of the greatest white man on the planet right now.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, man.
I'm putting him on the fucking boat, man.
The winner gets a position in Trump's administration.
Right?
No, because then you've got to take a lot away from Israel.
Yeah, they've got to go kiss the wall if they win.
You've got to go fuck the wall.
The winner gets to sacrifice Ted Cruz in the middle of the Oxygon.
Oh, dude.
Ted Cruz is the most unlikable.
He really, yeah.
I mean, there's a lot of...
Hey, don't kill the mic.
Three.
I am.
That left is just vicious.
Control the tank control.
By Northside, California, 007.
Control the tank.
Control the point.
I actually love this devilish voice-over.
I don't like you on my stream.
Life is really flagged.
Pay the pay-per-view, motherfuckers.
We say Ashkenazi's on the shows at once.
Say it.
That pays a fee.
Ah, look at his nose, dude.
It probably snores a little bit, probably.
That pays a fee.
Oh, what the fuck?
Fuck, man.
Should we roll a safe this round?
I don't know what to fuck.
Fuck.
Oh, it turns out the control roll.
This is devilish.
We are here in revelations.
Oh, y'all did a good job.
Lam robbed on his face.
I tried.
Negotiate five times.
There we go.
Here we go.
Let's go.
Over up, sir.
Damn that left.
The truth is going out of control right now.
That's great.
Y'all want to do that.
That's not really much of an age difference, though.
Oh, look at this.
This is embarrassing, bro.
Elf carrying it out.
Oh, shit.
It's like WWE.
The way he did that.
But nothing to it.
There's no control out for it.
We just wasted all that energy kicking him up.
Carrying him to the center of the fucking mass.
Marab seems like the type of guy that
lives for that shit right here.
I take you for a ride, Peter.
There's Joe right there.
We go for a little walk.
I turn you around.
You'll see Joe Rogan upside down.
I'll show you the job.
Look, it's Dana.
Dana.
Is this third round?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's a great fight, man.
It's a good fight.
A great fight, man.
Hit him.
Knock him up.
Crack his ass.
Nice lap.
But yeah, I mean, he's got to do this,
dude, because Y'all is going to freaking keep
touching him up.
It's up to me.
It's pretty close right now.
I just love how out of here Marab is throwing though.
You got to hit it to Rob.
He's expending.
Oh, yeah.
Marab is not Marab as slow as he is.
Caucasians that ever lived.
He's really an incredible Caucasian.
He's a great example of our people.
The we ones among us.
Dave Rubin, not so much.
Oh, come on.
Dave Rubin.
Left is just brutal, man.
I'll be honest.
Come to what he's.
Oh.
Stuffed it.
Yeah, there we go.
Yikes.
Marab is rough, man.
Yeah, he does.
Olay.
What the fuck was that?
Bullfighting.
Oh.
This is a great fight, man.
Yeah, it is.
Wow.
What power?
I'm trying to master Drew's energy, man.
Big body shot from Marab.
That was nice.
Yeah, it was good.
Marab is a beast, man.
There's no way he's rolling over.
Marab is slowing down.
I mean, Marab is the guy you want in your fucking foxhole.
Yeah.
Marab's slowing down.
He's gonna be annoying as shit.
Yeah, Marab is slowing down.
He's always hyperactive and shit, but definitely.
No, he's slowing down.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, man.
He's never gonna slow down.
Like people.
I was one of the greatest slaymen that ever lived there.
So, these guys are like white walk on to a Vision 1 basketball team.
They just worked really hard at shit.
That kick hurt Marab, bro.
Get him.
Oh, oh, shit.
Look at Marab.
That kick through the ribs, bro.
Peter Nye is breaking him down.
Tonight's Elvon Elphi.
That was fucking good.
I shouldn't be dressed like Elphi.
Dude, what do you see happening here?
What's going on?
Dude, Peter Nye.
John Dominic Thiemann for Christmas, Elie.
You call this shit?
John is piecing him up.
Yup.
Yeah.
I tell people this all the time.
You're right, man.
They're like, oh, these wrestlers are so...
I don't believe you.
I don't believe you, dude.
You gotta hurt it.
You keep the rest of them from taking you down.
You keep the rest from taking you down,
and you hurt them, and that's over for them.
That's it.
When you don't have no KO power,
that's why these men...
Oh, that should hurt.
That was a good body shot.
Yeah, that hurt.
He's like, fuck.
That liver, that liver.
You guys...
Oh, you went in the liver.
I didn't hear about it in the liver before.
I haven't.
But I heard you said she dang him.
Serious shit.
Your entire being just stops like,
oh my god, it's incredible.
It just shuts everything in your whole body down.
Yeah.
It's incredible.
Well, you get hit in the liver.
If you can make it through a liver shot,
that's a guy that's a tough motherfucker.
Oh, I see a little doublet, Marab.
I see some doublet, Marab, right now,
which is rare.
You...
Actually, I've never seen them doubt.
That's a solid leg kick.
Solid leg kick.
This is where veteran XP points come in for Peter Yon.
Oh.
Oh, he went for that body kick again.
Mm-hmm.
Overhand right from Marab.
Yon's takedown defense is incredible.
Yeah, solid, man.
What, bro?
I mean, it's fourth round.
Oh, shit.
You got him?
No, he don't got him.
He's working on it.
No, he doesn't.
No, you don't have a guillotine.
No.
It's not that tight.
He's out.
He ain't getting guillotine.
Nah, it's nothing.
It's nothing.
I told you.
Yon's on top.
That's nothing.
This is wild, man.
Marab is getting manhandled at his game.
Fuckin' Peter Yon's a badass, man.
Yeah.
I honestly thought he was going to.
These guys are so high level, man.
It's incredible, man.
XCube is like a profit here with this.
This is like Antonio, Antonio even.
And I'm like looking at the focus.
I'm like, man, this guy.
If you look at filmmaking,
it's like Paula Sorentino versus Smart Scorsese.
This is like the greatest grade.
You got this.
This is amazing, guys.
These guys are incredible.
Wow.
Yon's got to decide if he wants to win.
If he's going to decide.
He has to decide.
Do I want to win or not?
He can win this stuff.
It's an underdog that.
It's an underdog.
And he's, yeah, yeah, he's.
Do I want to win?
That's his decision.
He's got to make a decision.
Fuck game plan.
Do I want to win?
Man, that jab is solid.
Yeah, it is.
That jab is like you wring your face into a brick wall.
It's just like.
Yeah, and he does.
He throws like 40 of them on the brick walls.
God.
Who's.
Those low kicks are doing it for him, too.
Come on, oh man.
Who's.
Oh, a lot of people realize these guys
can probably run marathons tomorrow with that cardio.
Oh, he has some crazy hands.
Wow.
Champ is getting worked.
Yeah, he is.
God, that left is just a nightmare.
He's not going to win a decision, though.
He's got to do something.
Take him down.
He's got to do something crazy.
He's not going to win points, I'm telling you.
Oh, who?
Who do you got, Drew?
Who are you talking about?
I think I think Marab is winning points.
No way.
Yeah, no way.
No way.
Peter's got this right now.
Oh, oh, you are calling.
Let's take a look at her.
Get on her.
Yeah, no, he just keeps resetting to the center of the ring.
I don't, I don't like it.
I don't like it, man.
He's not falling.
Now he's just getting tagged up.
I mean, Yon is such a fucking savage, dude.
Yeah.
Boom.
There we go.
Peter, Yon's got this right, man.
So yeah, Yon is really, like, you remember right?
You look at Yon, and you don't expect what he brings.
And so I think that's an advantage to him.
Just imagine if it was me and Weezy, what are we doing right now?
Oh my God.
I mean, they're right.
Look at Drew's on fire tonight.
Is he winning though?
I mean, I mean, this is not that good.
Is he winning the fight?
You think he's winning?
Damn.
Peter's winning the fight.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I do know.
Remember in the first round?
In the first round, you guys had Marab.
I said Peter's got the first round.
I don't see.
Give me.
I don't see Marab winning any round.
Marab down for a.
Marab's down for a.
I think.
Yeah.
Marab needs to finish.
I agree.
Satan has entered the.
And if it's about it's about one more wild swing and that lever gets hit about two more times
and he's going, he's going to sit down.
I think if it wasn't Marab and it was any other fighter, they would have tapped out
like a couple of rounds ago.
Yeah.
Yon is Yon is overwhelming.
Like, yeah, he seems relentless.
Like, he's, he's no joke.
He should have been.
So yeah, I can see like his like, there's something to say about people who don't,
who don't quit.
You're like relentless.
Now you seem to play that kind of guy.
And I can't stop my man from bleeding.
All right, I got you.
It's crazy because it's like the fight is normal speed, but you still hear the demonic voice.
Yeah, that looks crazy about it.
Oh, shit.
It's cute.
Everything should be in slow motion, unless it's actually the devil speaking.
Okay, here we go.
Sorry guys.
What happened?
Here we go.
Oh, okay.
Oh, 30 seconds in.
Here you go.
All right, here we go.
We good?
Everybody good?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think so.
Okay, good.
Sorry about that.
I don't have a good one.
I want to shout out to all the listeners that crowd funded this.
Right.
Oh, hell yeah.
Right back to Satan.
Lucy pops back in.
Okay, I'll deal with Satan.
Should we just deal with Satan?
Sure.
Yeah, it's kind of crazy because it's like normal speed, but still Satan voice.
Hey, let me try to choose something here.
What the fuck, man?
Dude, you got to get...
There's no question.
Rob has a crazy heart and will.
But Peter's just too much.
His pinpoint accuracy.
Look at this takedown defense, bro.
Has been phenomenal tonight.
Yeah, the takedown defense is doing.
I think it'll be a decision unless Yon wins.
I don't think he'll be able to take Tappy on out.
Sorry.
What happens?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm just happy there's not the animated porn popping up in police sites.
It happens and my daughter is like, what the fuck is going on?
Hey, kid.
There you go.
Here we go.
Fuck off.
Hey, here we go.
Here we go.
All right, let's go.
Yikes.
It's...
Who's winning the fuck, you guys think?
Peter Yon, bro.
Is he winning?
Hands down.
If he gets takedown here, he's got a problem.
I'm just telling you.
No, he, no.
I don't know what fight you're watching, Drew.
He's watching the one where the judges score for control and shit like that.
And at least the first half, that's all on the rock.
It's not a given thing here.
I'm just telling you.
I don't see...
Marava hasn't done shit, man.
He's been throwing.
And then I feel some people are going to get swayed by Marab's face, man.
Yeah, I don't...
Look at that.
Look at that face.
That face is fucked.
It's fucked, yeah.
He's throwing, though.
Man, looks like it's made of fucked.
He's still throwing.
And look at Peter Yon.
Peter Yon looks great.
But Peter Yon also gets fucked out of decisions on a regular.
So keep that in mind, okay?
They don't like Yon as a champ.
Look at him try to get to him.
A minute for Yon.
I also feel like we should be able to...
We should...
There should be like a...
Oh!
Hey, this is big.
This is big.
This is fucking big right here.
What?
What happened?
What the fuck happened?
I pulled down my pants.
And we just getting hanged.
Hey, it's all good.
It's a jump cut.
I feel like we should get the background
and see a little bit of the history of the judges
because it's a very important role.
We should know who they are.
Can you guys see?
Yeah, there we go.
All right.
Oh, just let it play.
I'm not going to fuck around with anyone.
Let it play.
Mmm.
But that liver kick,
when Mariah had to back up again...
He ex-off the live chat.
It always helps when I stream from sites like this.
What do I do?
I don't know.
Ex-off the live chat.
Yeah, close the live chat.
How do I do that?
You see that little...
How do I do that?
Brad, I don't know what I'm doing here.
Tell me what you're doing.
Yeah, I think...
Yeah, if you can ex-off the chat
on the right corner of the site,
because that stuff kind of jumps it up sometimes.
Oh, ex-in...
Oh, I see...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hell, yeah, white power.
It really is fake.
That's not what I said.
Okay.
Who won?
Come on, guys!
Who won?
This is a close fight, Peter!
Oh, no, I don't know.
Make him do it!
Oh, shit!
All right.
Give it to Yon, dude.
Give it to Yon.
Yon won.
Give it to Yon and give it to Ex-Q.
Ex-TL!
What a...
Damn!
Like, nailed it.
Maybe, he looked like he won to me.
Give him the fucking weird hat.
Right?
Ooh.
Yon beat him!
That should be...
That should be a part of it,
where Yon gets to take his fuzzy hat.
Yeah.
All right.
Oh, is that what we did?
Is that like the BMF title now?
You know what's this?
He's taking it to the hat.
That would get the hat.
What the hell is this shit?
Get the fuck out of here!
What the hell did they do?
They all go to me, like...
Yeah, they want him to, like...
Yes, sir, ass!
Like, give me a $50,000 bonus.
It's got my face beating in in five rounds.
Good for Yon, man!
When he changed his game, he got better,
and he was amazing.
Yeah, that was a good fight.
Yeah, I don't think...
He's always being due.
The champ expected it.
I told you, the USC just didn't...
That was great, though.
They didn't really get a chance, man.
His face is fucked.
And then look at Peter Yon.
Like, nothing ever happened.
Just chilling.
The deviated septums in the UFC
is just a high rate.
Peter Yon looks like he's getting
ready to go sell insurance in the morning.
Like, if I was a doctor who, like, did nose jobs,
I would just be at every UFC fight
handing my card out.
Here's the highlights.
Well, there you go.
That little kick's right there, dude.
Look at that kick.
Oh.
Yep.
That shit was rough.
Oh, shit.
Hey, I'm telling you, you can't tell if they shot one.
Damn.
God.
Oh!
Bam!
Dude, Peter Yon is a fucker.
I tried to negotiate.
I talked to five countries.
It would have been over.
Boom.
Look at that.
Ah.
Yeah.
He doesn't want the shots.
That was a little bit splintic.
Dude.
Those fucking liver shots are brutal.
Yeah.
Weezy.
Weezy, dude.
Can you imagine Drew kicking you
in the liver like that?
If I get Weezy in the liver,
which of course I will,
it's going to be really bad.
He said, of course, and of course I will.
He's like, uh!
What is truth?
Bull!
I've got body capraise coming up.
God, dude.
Drew, is that in control tonight?
Yeah, he's a little rough right now.
What?
Oh, I love it.
Great.
All right.
Official decision.
All right.
He's smiling still.
He's always in a good mood.
We'll get him.
Motivational speaker.
The judges for the contest, 49, 46.
49, 46, and 48, 47.
For the winner by unanimous decision.
And now!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah.
So that was good.
That was good.
Who did that all the time?
What do you mean?
The drama was built up there.
There's a judge out there that needs to be fired.
I mean, just come on.
All right, man.
Can you see the judges?
They're all 300 pounds wearing fucking referee jerseys.
They got from fucking buy it against the court.
Drew was panicking the whole time.
Like, oh, who's got the fight, guys?
I'm like, dude, Peter Yon's got the fucking fight, bro.
You're right.
You are.
You're right.
Yeah, you nailed it, man.
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
And now they're going to waterboard them.
Yeah, they're going to waterboard them.
This is your part.
What the shit out of here?
Charity can't speak no English, so this is always rough.
The UFC tries their best to have all their fighters
that are champion speak English, but they're losing
out right now.
He knows a little bit.
They never answer the first question ever.
Yes.
So much control the translator has over that entire situation.
He's probably like, that's not many kinds.
If you take those lifts off Joe Rogan,
I'm taller than you.
Fuck your mother.
Damn, man.
That's what I should have did.
I should have learned about eight different languages.
Right.
It's a lot.
It's very valuable.
Fuck, man.
That way I could just go and just translate.
He probably just said like, fuck you, Joe Rogan.
Fuck your mom.
The translator like, yeah, he's happy to be here.
Yes.
Grateful for the opportunity.
So they went a lot of money off of baseball.
Thanks to Dana White.
Yeah.
I don't know.
You're safe as an interpreter unless you show
Heya Tani's interpreter, didn't they?
Right.
Yeah.
He's like, who's that guy?
I like how that investigation went away in like 15 minutes.
You know, it's just like.
Yeah, everybody cares.
Yeah, it was definitely an interpreter.
You know what I'm saying?
There's no doubt about it.
I'm like, oh, I'll say that now.
Hey, you guys next week is
another fight.
It's the last one.
Oh, it's the fight night.
Next week's a good fight.
Oh, it's actually the last the last fight on ESPN.
Oh, it's free.
Yeah.
Next year, everything's paramount
and there's no paper views.
I'd set this room.
It's just all paramount.
They go to these nuggets.
I fuck you.
Fuck 324.
You're cool.
Fuck you.
You got to you got to give us a couple of sponsors.
We can get that paramount plus subscription.
Yeah.
Yes.
That's what we yeah.
Yeah.
Sounds great.
I got an idea because we got out.
He controls the taint controls the mind.
Good review.
Yeah.
That's true.
That's the lesson, I think.
That's what a queen's rike was singing about.
Silent shirt.
He's actually Gooch control.
All right.
Gooch control the tank control the mind.
That's why you see guys in the gym working the taint.
Rob lost his belt.
Are we talking about this crazy, man?
Yeah.
He's still happy.
His nose is on his ear.
It's like almost to his ear.
Right now.
And he's still happy.
Just to recap tonight.
Block of witch or whatever the fuck his name and Gustav Tide.
It's blocked.
Block of witches.
Is he the only one that's gotten multiple ties in like the past two years?
So I think he tied against ankle live too as well.
Yeah.
Like that's gay.
So who don't he's still stepping out monster.
Even though his nose is like on the back of his head.
Brandon Moreno losing to.
And Alexander Pantosia.
Unfortunately busting his elbow like right out the gate.
And Joshua van gets that.
And then Peter Yon defeating Marab by decision.
Hey, this is who don't finally retire.
Is he done?
Yeah.
He said he was done.
The Nick has been a podcaster for about five years now.
I mean he ain't been a fighter.
I mean.
This guy looks like someone that in any other situation people would call 911 on.
And we're doing an interview up.
Yeah.
It's like dude this dude got fucked up man.
Which like he's head of security at every hospital in Gaza.
That was dark.
You know I told your motivational speaker this guy.
There you go.
Baseball has been very, very good to me.
Baseball.
All right.
Good night guys.
Bye.
Yep.
See you later.
We can't tell.
All right.
Peace.