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High-flying high-voltage laser balloons sounds like those nasty old neighbors, the goons.

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They never play fair and they love to fight dirty.

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Have you heard of Goon 21 and Goon 30?

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The Goons laser balloons teaches a moral and common sense, just like Book 1, The Dukes of Dents.

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These nasty northern neighbors known as the Goons covet the land and find wine plums of Toon,

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so they hatch a nasty plan to build a Goon railroad track to steal Toon's fine wine plums and bring them all back.

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But all those Toon houses that stood in their way would all have to be burned down and then cleared away.

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But these weapons were silent, stealthy and pure. Only one witness, Tina, saw what occurred.

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But the town folk of Toon all refused to believe her.

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Instead, they all giggle and laugh at her as if she's some crazy little loon.

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Everyone knows there's no such thing as high-voltage laser balloons.

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Well, not everyone laughed. Can Tiny Toon Tina and a tinfoil hat man save the Toon folk from those Goons nasty plan?

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Wonderful tooling and fun for homeschooling to get your child's truth glasses on.

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The Goons laser balloons can be yours if you choose, now available on all Amazons.