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Ted Kaczynski, a brilliant mathematician, had been living a hermit's life in a 10 by 12 foot cabin in the Montana woods.

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Uncle Ted talks in my head.

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Anti-technology manifesto.

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Uncle Ted talks without fear.

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A hooded sweatshirt, sunglasses.

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Critiquing the direction this whole society is headed.

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Uncle Ted talks these ideas were spreading.

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We're touching grass and greener pastures.

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Leaving behind the technology disaster.

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Uncle Ted talks in my head.

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Uncle Ted talks crystal clear.

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Uncle Ted...

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When it was published in 1995, a man stepped forward to identify his brother as the unabomber.

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Kaczynski.

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Check it out, Joe.

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Thank you very much for the 200 jewels right out the gate and sunshine.

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We got all the sunshine.

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Sweating where the sun don't shine.

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We do have the sunshine. Yeah, no, it's been high here.

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It's hot here. It's hot everywhere else.

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Yeah, I went out and sheared my big alpha male today.

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And this is literally, I've had him since he was born.

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And the very first time he ever got sheared, my mom, my mom was still living on the farm.

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She came running out, she came running out seeing what was happening because he was screaming like a woman getting murdered.

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I wouldn't forget his very first shearing.

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And he's been just an ass every other time.

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But we went two years without shearing him this time because I wanted to lengthen out the hair and it stays cool enough here that I thought that they would be fine.

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And so that two years of hair on him, out in the heat like this, he was real passive today.

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I'm bad. I'm bad.

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First time, like I could, like Christie and I could have sheared him without Brian even.

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He like didn't pitch any kind of a fight, didn't try spitting at us.

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I mean, it's always good when you don't have to get into a spitting contest with your alpaca.

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Yeah, the first girl I did this year, he came up and hawked one right on the back of my head.

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What's up, crowd?

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What are the jewels thing?

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It's that's the vertical side.

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I don't know exactly what that translates into, but like it's like they give you like the other night I got like three gold, three gold coins.

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They translate into money somehow, but I don't know how I don't know what it means. Exactly.

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We're just video game characters to YouTube now.

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Yeah.

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Collect your coins.

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All right, if you go around this obstacle, if you avoid the no, no words, you can get 300 jewels.

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Yeah.

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That's who we are to them now.

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All right.

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Marcus, we told.

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Thank you, Linz.

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And here's another six, seven, six, seven.

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Marcus, we totally need you to upload the noise of Sonic the hedgehog running through coins.

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Oh, man.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's a good sound drop.

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It is.

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Make a note of that.

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Oh, yeah.

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So it says YouTube jewels are a virtual in app currency that viewers buy in bundles to send animated interactive digital gifts to creators during live streams.

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All right.

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The rubies, the virtual currency creators receive when gifts are redeemed, one ruby equals one cent, meaning 100 rubies is $1.

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And so it doesn't really clarify what all the other things that they send are.

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So like the 67 jewels.

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I'm not sure if a jewel exactly is a ruby either.

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It's a measurement of like power, electricity, a jewel.

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Spelled differently, clearly, clearly.

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Is the heat affecting your ability to read, Ted Allen?

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It is.

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It's part of the AI psychosis.

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We've been chatting chatpots.

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All right.

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They're telling me cougars are breeding in northern Minnesota and I believe them.

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The 400 jewels and crowd comes in and says Eagle.

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Hang on.

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Hang on.

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Is that Eagle or is it the Eegara?

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Which Eagle?

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It's probably the first one.

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It's like a blood eagle.

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Crowd's a badass.

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We're going to make a blood eagle since he's half German.

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All right.

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And then stay hydrated and see that's where the mick part comes in.

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That means drink booze.

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It's funny.

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Hi, Q. Get in front of the camera.

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They don't want to see your ass.

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Yeah, we do.

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What's up, Howard?

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What's up, Greg?

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So it's like fiat currency.

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Oh, oh, oh, okay.

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All right.

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All right.

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All right.

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E-A-G-L-E-S Eagles.

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All right.

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All right.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Look, man, I know it's there.

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There's multiple reasons never to hate on Philly fans.

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And first and foremost, because they're dedicated as shit.

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They're loyal as hell.

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They don't stop.

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Like they don't.

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It's an undying, just kind of supernatural belief system.

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And I was born a Chicago Cubs fan.

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So I understand this.

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So he has suffered from resolution for many decades.

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On a visceral level.

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I get it, dude.

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I get it.

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Philly fans are Philly fans because they're fans of fucking Philly teams.

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That's how it goes, you know?

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Like I get it.

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Steve's saying he's been fucking disappointed since Andre Dawson.

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I fully understand.

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Awesome Dawson.

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Ryan Samburg and Andre Dawson days.

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Ryan Samburg was multiple goal-globblings.

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No steroids.

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Look, man.

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Hey, hey, no.

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No, I did.

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That's the first and foremost reason to respect Philly fans.

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Secondly, you have to respect Philly fans because of the Bill Burr rant.

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Yes.

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Because he did win him back.

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He won him over and he won him over because they had to agree with

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everything that he was saying when he was shitting on their horrible

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wretched little fint riddled town.

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You have to roll with the punches.

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You do it.

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It's okay.

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It is.

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Nothing below.

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And the third reason that you don't go with Philly fans is

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because they can't really understand what you're saying

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and they'll just punch you because they'll assume that you're

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insulting them.

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And so much love to the Philly fans.

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You're the best.

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You're almost the best in the world is you deserve.

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Look, there's a version of Philly fans everywhere on the planet

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and most of the world.

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They're called soccer hooligans or football hooligans.

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Yeah.

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And that's just that everybody knows right where they belong

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and they're in the zone and locked in every time that this

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Hey, it's much love and much respect to all of the Philly fans

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for sure.

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How about the Buffalo Bills fans?

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A sane kind of mentality.

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My dad's best friend Jim Curran, God rest his soul,

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was from Buffalo and worked for Wapaka forever.

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And yeah, dude, he showed me just how gullible and faithful

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the Buffalo Bills fans were over the years especially

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because I was like, what, you know, 12 to like 14

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when they were losing the Super Bowl every year.

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Something like that.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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We haven't got a lot.

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Eric and I are from Vikings country.

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We're going to stay out of this conversation.

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Well, I am impartial.

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I love all the sports teams equally.

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Just enjoying all kinds of sports.

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Just watching as a spectator.

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Well, the reason that Iowa doesn't have an NFL team

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is because Minnesota would probably want one too.

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Indeed.

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Yeah.

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Indeed.

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It's true.

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Did you see what happened in that?

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I think it was a national part.

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There was some bison who found a bystander.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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He went for a ride, didn't he?

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah.

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I couldn't believe it that he ran out into the open

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is the part that boggled me like, no,

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them trees are your friends.

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Run around them.

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Get out of the open where he can get a fucking quick charge on you.

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You know what it looked like to me?

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It looked like he was making a break to get behind

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that little tourist Jeep that he was supposed to be in

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in the first place and that he was perfectly willing

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to sacrifice everybody in the Jeep,

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but he was old and slow and couldn't quite make it.

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And that's why he got the freaking slingshot it.

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I hope he's doing all right.

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And I, you know, if he's going to appear on any podcast,

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we might need to get our people to get in contact with his people

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for an interview to ask them what was going on in your mind

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when you saw the wildlife in your campsite

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and did you just think that you were old enough

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and that you could take it?

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Actually, he was quite a ways from it

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and wasn't really provoking it.

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And that bison was definitely in rut

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and that bison sat up from rolling in the dirt real good

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and sat up and looked at an old man

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that was like fucking 100 yards away

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and said, fuck that old man.

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Nope.

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Sophie would have practiced a sitting bowl

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and just sat crisscross applesauce.

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He might have been okay.

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If he would have just stayed in the fucking trees

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where the bulk where the fucking damn bison can't

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like quick maneuver, he would have been all right.

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But he got out in the open

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and gave that thing room to charge.

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And I've been hit by a cow or a bull like that,

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not a bison, much smaller creature.

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And it's not great.

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It's not great.

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Yeah.

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It's campy.

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Campy fun.

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I broke two ribs the last time

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that he the fucking Vidar, our young bull

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sent me flying.

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Christy said my feet were above her head

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and I landed sideways on some angle iron.

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And that wasn't great.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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The guy had helping us load him up,

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smacked him in the nuts.

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I think on accident, we was trying to smack him in the ass

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and he hit him in the nuts and beat our turn around

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and looked at me and I was like,

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I ain't no man.

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Yeah.

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I know when you said she was a baby.

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I didn't do it.

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I didn't do it.

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And I've never seen him look like that.

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He was pissed.

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I was like, oh fuck.

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I'm in so much trouble right now.

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Yeah.

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He hit me twice.

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The first time he didn't get me real good though.

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You feel qualified to teach a rodeo clown school course.

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Tumbling, rolling and tumbling.

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Well, I think I did better than that guy.

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That guy, he did not have a good time.

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No, sir.

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No, sir.

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Yeah.

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He went ass over tea kettle with it.

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Jim's worthy is your tech ass over tea kettle tonight.

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I know I've just turned into a algae, a lake of algae,

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just completely bloomed.

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Right.

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All the heat.

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Yeah.

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So there you are.

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Hey, we hear you.

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Hey, guys.

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What's up, Jim?

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What's up?

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How are you guys doing?

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It's reviving the heat.

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Yeah.

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It's not that bad here like it was.

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Like 80s, 82 at like 12 o'clock today at noon,

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which is like nothing compared to what it's been.

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See, like here now noon's nothing.

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It doesn't get really hot until it's between like five and six.

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Yeah, three and five.

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Yeah.

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It didn't used to be that way.

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It used to be like between noon and one,

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maybe sometimes like between noon and two.

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That would be the hottest part of the day.

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And now it's just moved.

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It's got to be this weird new sun going on.

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It gets real hot during that like evening time of day.

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Well, for me, it's I think a lot of that just has to do with

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the sun doesn't even clear the trees at my house till 10.

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And so my first visual sight of the sun is just after 10 o'clock.

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So I think it probably takes a little longer to heat up

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in our little area because the sun don't come in

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and actually hit it for quite some time.

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Right.

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There's this weird like angle has been historically really hot,

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but only for like the last maybe five years here.

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Like you can see it like every single store sign

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or restaurant sign that faces a particular direction,

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which is like kind of South West,

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like like the same place the sun is during the hot time of day

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that you're talking about.

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And every sign that's pointed that way is like fried,

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like all the letters have turned brown,

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all the like the plastic is turned brown.

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Really weird.

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But it's kind of a new it's a new thing that I noticed

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like, you know, all of a sudden one year,

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it seems like it was like the same year

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that we had like sinister heat,

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like a sinister heat wave for two weeks,

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like a hundred and eighteen, a hundred and twenty,

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which was like ridiculously out of out of sync

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with what we usually get here.

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I think it's energy weapons.

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Myself.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Did you see the storm that happened in Wisconsin yesterday?

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The snowstorm.

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Was it a snowstorm?

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Was it a snowstorm?

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I don't know.

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It was it was something weird.

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What happened?

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There's a whole city that got taken out.

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I have no idea.

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Roll the video.

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It's tragic.

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It was shown.

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It's it's shown up on social media.

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There's a few areas.

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Appleton, I think.

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Oh, Pepper says it was a bad tornado.

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What's up Pepper?

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Do we know anyone in the area?

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Wisconsin area.

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There's a fellow named for the wind that's on panel.

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Sometimes it's from and lives in Wisconsin.

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Yeah, I know.

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I know.

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I know Wisconsinites.

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Is that where Mike?

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Sarah G is in Wisconsin.

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Yeah, Mike.

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He's crazy.

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I think he lives there.

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Everybody loves Mike.

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Everybody loves Mike.

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Everybody loves Mike.

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Yeah, he's hilarious.

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Depending on where people are.

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It's been like, completely the opposite of Chris.

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Let's see, it went through Appleton and Menasha.

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And F3 tornado.

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Some reported not hearing any sirens going on.

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Didn't really know that there was a...

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There was no sirens?

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No, in Minnesota we test them once a month every month.

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Yeah, where I'm from they do every month.

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Uh-huh.

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They're under...

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The water is terrible.

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Meanwhile, in Minnesota, a lot of the water treatment facilities

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are under a ransomware attack.

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Yeah, I know.

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Did we just get involved in a Minnesota South Dakota war?

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Or, I mean, Wisconsin war?

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Well, yeah.

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Something to that effect.

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You know, Wisconsin women love Minnesota.

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Minnesota women love Wisconsin men.

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You ever seen what a badger does to a gopher hole?

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No.

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All right.

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Okay.

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Was his name Mike?

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I think that was Mike.

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Yeah, Brown fur.

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Like grayish white eyes.

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That was totally Mike.

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He's wanted.

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He's hilarious.

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I think that was in our flip trip.

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I have not heard about this coming out of Jersey Crote.

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Oof.

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Oof.

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I guess there's a lot of guys named Mike.

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Have we seen this particular instance of a guy named Mike?

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I'm gonna bring it up here.

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Jim, is this your findings?

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I love these guys.

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It's so funny.

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There you are, fucker.

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Good.

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Still skipping leg day?

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I don't ever do leg.

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I jog every morning.

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I know.

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I've been watching it for a while.

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Four miles a day.

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That's enough for me.

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Oh, man.

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You didn't see Mike lately?

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No.

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Do you hear what happened to him?

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Dude, he was fucking pecker checking the guy there in crunch fitness the other day.

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A guy whacked him upside down.

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You know how you wind up your towel and do a rat tail?

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Yeah.

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So Mike was in the shower pecker checking the guy.

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The guy was like, whoops.

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Snapped his towel at him.

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Hit him right in the nut sack.

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This guy has got the Iqtus fish.

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He's wearing this soccer jersey with cross like kind of thorns.

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Like in Jesus' love, live strong rubber wristband thing.

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Skies.

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You know that one of those bracelets says, what would Jesus do?

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It's strongly implied.

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I don't think they make the same sort of braided wristbands.

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I've all gone to the plastics, but it's a similar sentiment.

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And there's also the frog bracelets.

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F-R-O-G, fully rely on God.

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He has a hand braided bracelet from the very first live aid concert.

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Wow.

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We are the world.

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Is that where he went to the altar?

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We are the children.

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Somehow he still heard Billy Graham's voice to it all.

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This guy.

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He's definitely gets the idea of what happens if you get fucking towel whipped in your nuts.

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Like, oh, that's bad.

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That's a bad thing.

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Jesus would not do that.

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Jesus would never towel whip somebody in the nut.

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Is that Pastor Mike?

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It could be Pastor Mike.

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Crunch Fitness.

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He never skips leg day.

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There's more though.

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There's more.

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Bet you he skipped.

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Well, I mean, no, he's pecker checking the guy.

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If you're looking at a guy's wiener in the shower.

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I mean, he literally was creeping up over the stall looking down.

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All the guy saw was his big-ass eyeballs.

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So where is that guy at?

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Where's Mike at?

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Have you talked to Mike?

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Because everyone's trying to find him.

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No, but if you see Mike check on him because he's in bad shape.

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When's the last time you talked to him?

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I have never talked to him forever.

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Never?

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I'm not sure what you're talking about.

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Oh, which Mike?

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I have a friend of mine named Mike.

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No, he doesn't come here.

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Yeah, I know.

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He doesn't come here now.

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But he was at the YMCA.

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I have a Mike with blond hair down here.

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You know, the Delray Beach.

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Yeah, that's the guy I'm talking about.

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What's he do?

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Mike is in Delray Beach.

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He doesn't come here to check guys.

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Mike's blond hair, he cuts grass up in Delray Beach.

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He's got the same wire he's shot up top that you do, don't he?

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Yeah, it's longer.

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Longer, yeah.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Mike's never come here.

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Case of mistaken Mike identity, I guess.

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Mike's never come here.

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Not a boat with his son.

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He didn't get snapped in the balls.

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Mike never came here.

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Are you scared?

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Dude.

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Yeah.

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What the fuck?

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I'm sitting here talking to somebody.

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I'm thinking Mike.

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You look like, you look like, how are you?

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Nice to meet you, man.

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Nope.

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Check out your own Mike.

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Have a good day.

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And that's how you make a friend for life.

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Oh, wow.

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Yeah, talk about another guy getting, getting, getting the nut.

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That is always, you know, good story.

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It's a good, it's a good icebreaker if you don't know.

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Instant bonding.

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Yeah, this guy goes up to random people and pretends like he

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knows them.

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And it's hilarious.

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Everybody, everybody like pretends like they know you

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at first because like they're too embarrassed, social cues of

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like, I don't remember who you are.

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And we're supposed to know each other is like too great.

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So they all pretend like they, they remember.

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And then like, it gets so bizarre every time and so funny.

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Like, after a while, their faces get real puzzled.

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When I was like 20, 21 years old, I had a buddy named Bob.

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I'm not going to say his last name.

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I had a buddy named Bob, Bobby.

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And he was half Korean and very gregarious.

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Everybody loved the guy.

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Didn't have an enemy in the world.

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No, no, no.

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And, and he, before there was ever a movie wedding

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crashers or anything like that, he would find like not

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super high end, but like medium range high end weddings

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and just show up at him.

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And nobody would say shit to him because he was half Korean

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and they figured he was like somebody's friend or tutor

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or something like that.

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Yeah.

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And so I went to a couple of them with him.

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He would do this on the regular man.

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This was a constant occurrence for him.

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Good food.

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Good food at least.

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Dude.

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And then years later at the, you know, the Vince Vaughn

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and was the Owen Wilson.

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They came out.

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Yeah.

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That's Bob.

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That's Bobby.

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But yeah, and it really is that you just,

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you act like you belong there.

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You smile a lot and make people feel good about themselves

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and they're like, oh yeah, you're supposed to be here.

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Those are fun encounters.

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Say things like, I'm so happy for them.

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Yeah.

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We pretend like, you know, if you're talking to somebody

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that's there for the bride, you pretend like you knew

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the groom in grad school.

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If you're talking to somebody who knew the groom,

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you pretend like you knew the bride when you went

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to music camp or some shit like that, you know.

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Yeah.

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Oh, fuck.

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That's great.

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Crow.

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Crow acts like he knows strangers when he's with his wife

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because she gets embarrassed because she's like,

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you don't know them.

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All right.

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All right.

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Wedding crashing is like a good, honest grift.

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One of the good ones.

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It's relatively harmless unless like you really act up.

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Yeah.

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Of course I brought a gift.

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So we're in the pile over there with the other gifts.

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Of course I brought a gift.

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The gift of mercy and joy.

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Smile will be the life of the party.

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Yeah.

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I brought blessed it.

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I got, I got brought good energy.

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To this blessed event.

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So the city council meeting.

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Not without the proper land acknowledgement.

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Do we have land acknowledgements for this?

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Meeting.

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City council meeting.

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I believe it happened prior to the, the clip.

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Okay.

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Oh my goodness.

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She clapped.

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Clap.

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Who does that at a city council?

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That's not a place for applause.

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That's violence.

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That's like honking.

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It's like honking like Canadian geese honk and truckers

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honk.

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It was.

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He belongs to us.

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Thank you.

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Sounds good to me.

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Can we.

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Do you ask, will you take the next person out with claps

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or anything, please?

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Is that a threat?

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Well,

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you first and out that collapse.

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Take them out.

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the

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around here now.

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Thank you.

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That's totally I see where that the legal and the police

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need to be involved.

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Oh, no.

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That's someone's that's her husband.

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But.

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Her husband's supporting her with collapse.

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I just don't worry about the Gestapo taking your husband.

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It's okay.

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Say your thing.

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You're stealing right to jail.

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You're playing music too loud right to jail.

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Right away.

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You're driving too fast.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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Banana Republic reminder to the woman at the podium.

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You have three minutes and you're down to one minute and

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53 seconds.

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Your time is running.

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If you want to use that time to look horrified at your

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husband who's being drug off by the Gestapo that that is your

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choice lady.

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What do we have?

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That was in.

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We're going to remind you to keep your remarks pertinent to

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the meeting and the agenda.

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Yeah.

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All comments about your husband being dragged off by the

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state security forces will be removed from the record.

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The Internet's forever.

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Terrible look at this bitch in blue.

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She's just like would you use your time lady?

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What you get your husband clapped.

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That was like three quick quick claps wasn't to start off

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with Sarah destroying data centers.

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That's true.

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Those were respectful respectful claps.

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I what I'm enjoying is that this data center thing is

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really showing people how corrupt the local level

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governments are.

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Yeah, and it feels like the people at the local level

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are kind of the fall guys for this.

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Like the shit runs downhill downstream and they're getting

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it because they're getting all the pressure.

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That's how they're acting.

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That was the Emporia area of excuse me of Kansas City

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Kansas.

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Yeah, city.

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Kansas City, Kansas.

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Not in Kansas anymore.

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You're going you're going to Guantanamo now.

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For some cock meat sandwiches.

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We told you about that clapping.

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When the lady in blue at the front of the room tells you

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don't clap, you don't clap boy.

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Someone's alerted to clapping.

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Peanut allergies, I suppose.

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Well, we'd like to take care of the problem of institutionalized

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kid Didlin for black male leverage profit.

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We'd like to address those problems, but we got you guys

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all up here at the city council meeting a clapping.

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That you're forcing us to deal with and we can't move on to

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bigger things until you guys stop, you know, effectively

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engaging in acts of terrorism.

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By putting your hands together.

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What do you expect us to do?

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Our hands are tied because yours are clapping.

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That's that's why the bad happens.

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It's you have your opinion about the surveillance state being

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imposed on you against your will without your consent.

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And if you just laid back and took it like a good victim,

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then we could, you know, try to bring justice to some

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different victims.

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I guess just just shut up.

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That's that's effectively it.

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So although we ask just take what we give you

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with Trump.

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That's what Trump said regarding the data centers.

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Did you guys see that?

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I did not see that.

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I saw Trump gently patting a casket.

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Okay, he did that.

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He did that.

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Yeah.

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Whose casket did he pat?

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Lindsey Graham.

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I think so.

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I think there was a funeral for Lindsey Graham.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Well, they had to have the funeral in order for the actual

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president of the United States of America, Benjamin

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Milikowski to leave his Tel Aviv vacation home and come

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back to Washington in order to conduct some official

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business, which will likely result in a heightened bombing

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campaign in Iran.

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The moment that he

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departs DC.

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Did you see the report from around this morning or from

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Israel this morning?

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Which one?

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The one regarding Iran.

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The one that said Israel declines to join in the United

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States war against

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Taiwan.

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Oh, yeah.

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No, they've been saying that for the whole time, the whole

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time, excuse me, Smotridge and Ben Gavir were on record

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saying it last week.

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This is either an official statement codifying that yet.

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Yeah, but that's that's their that's their entire position.

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Hey, look, man, that's you guys.

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I don't know why you'd even bring us into this

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conversation.

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Right, you pick the fight you you you finish your fight boots

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on the ground Israeli boots on the ground.

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No, no, no, no, no, we're too busy ransacking what's left

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of apartment buildings and homes in southern Lebanon so

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that our totally normal, totally most moral soldiers

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can take pictures in whatever lingerie they find.

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We found Gwyneth Baltimore promoting luxury apartments.

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Well, that's good of her.

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It's really good.

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I always thought you looked alien.

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She's got that luxury brand.

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The Goop brand.

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Didn't you have that fucking perfume that smelled like

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her vagina or something at one point?

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We did toilet day part fool made.

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Yeah.

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Pardon my French fries.

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Yeah, Marcus is like, hmm, I do like a good little

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fish feed fish and chips that is that your perfume

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or is there a little fish feed going around?

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It's Midwestern sushi.

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It's all right.

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All right.

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It's all right.

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It's all right.

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She herself is really.

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I didn't ask.

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I don't want to know.

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Didn't want to know.

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Don't ask for disclosures.

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You were just there for the buddy.

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It was just what showed up in the feed somehow.

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Don't always want to linger and ask questions.

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Get those forced updates.

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Tim is ready to return soon.

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Well, it was pussy sending candles.

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That's right.

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You're got it.

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You got it.

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All right.

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Yeah, bed bath.

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That's the beyond part of the bed bath experience.

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I know that Lindsey Graham is reaching out from the

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great beyond to remind us of aphids.

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Prang mantis.

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But whatever you do, do not search.

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Route with the steps.

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Yeah, I feel I feel confident that there's a ramp

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somewhere near the marching up the stairs

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and down the stairs.

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I'm going to zoom up unless they decided to walk

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backwards with a casket down stairs for no reason.

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Do you remember that my chemical romance music

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video for Helena?

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No.

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Okay.

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It's kind of like that.

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No, I'm not gay.

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It was called emo.

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Emotional.

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Well, we all experienced emotions.

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Is that what they were calling gay kids in the

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2000s?

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Yeah.

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So what emotions do you experience seeing the

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wrinkle wrapped custom casket for Lindsey Graham

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opening up and then spilling out?

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What are they carrying him up into?

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That did not fucking it.

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The ladybug.

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Oh, Lindsey ladybug.

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Lady G miss lens.

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She's so dramatic.

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The devil is ready to welcome you home.

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If that if this was a if this was not AI and was

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real, then a little sign would have popped up

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out of his corpse.

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It said support Israel.

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Right.

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Well, it is a shame that they didn't truly

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honor Senator Graham.

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And drape his coffin in in Israeli and

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rainbow flag.

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There will be remixes.

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Really.

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Things down at my grandpa's pool hall.

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They taught me lots of things.

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I remember them.

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Then we're good times.

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Down at my granddaddy's pool hall.

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Have you ever seen a drunken Negro stab

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another Negro?

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It was the wildest time, y'all.

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I swear down at Pappy's pool hall.

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You could get tense out drunk on

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Juleps at two o'clock in the afternoon.

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And as long as I was willing to shine shoes

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and male shoes,

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I could stick around as long as the fellas

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kept it coming my way.

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When you learned early, they were like, boy,

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you gotta stop this rampant,

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this rampant silliness.

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You need to make manhotties yourself.

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Fine, I'll join the Navy.

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I'll show you.

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I'm gonna surround myself with sin.

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This is how you get yourself a job as a voice actor.

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Oh, that was Saturday Night Live worthy.

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It's true.

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I flared for the dramatic.

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And it wasn't the only thing flaring up

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with the Lindsey Graham ladybug situation.

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Fair.

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Him and Mitch McConnell just doing a jig together.

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Well, Lindsey and John McCain

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finally reunited.

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All right.

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Did Mitch McConnell die yet?

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Well, they haven't announced it yet.

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Proof of life, proof of death.

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Do you think they actually put

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Lindsey Graham's coffin right next to

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John McCain's sarcophagus

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underneath the Washington Monument

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so that every time it gets struck by lightning,

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they'll both be reanimated

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and then pop up out of the coffin.

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Don't forget about the pool of mercury surrounding.

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Right. They'll be holding hands

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and going war, war, war.

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We're like every good lightning strike.

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They deserve to be together. They do.

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They do deserve it.

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They've long storied history careers.

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Yeah, I suspect in the next couple of years

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this is going to be a fairly common occurrence

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because we've got like a fucking...

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Our Senate is actually a retirement home

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and nobody told us that the building

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had been sold out.

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Private equity now owns the home

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that you put pop-up in.

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Oh, no.

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Pop-up errors.

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Yeah, we didn't realize that BlackRock now owns the Senate

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and it's just a Medicare nursing facility.

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Oh.

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Plan A or Plan B?

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It's not a blue-backed Pac-Man.

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Careful out there. The roads are buckling.

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This heat wave is no joke.

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Yeah, it's drying up the ground

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something fierce too. We're having to water

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even though it's not overly hot.

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It seems to have this very sapping effect.

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It's the corn sweat season.

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Corn sweat, yeah.

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Corn sweat.

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All right.

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It's what I usually worry about.

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If you get the corn sweats

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then you got to use the athlete's foot spray

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or you end up with the corn smut fungus.

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It'll be like that.

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The corn smugness.

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My corn's better than your corn.

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Corn smut fungus.

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They've tabled castles out of corn.

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They say decorate them with.

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Does that still happen in Mitchell?

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Yeah, the world's largest corn palace.

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That nobody gives a shit about.

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Sure.

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I don't know if a lot of people are on road trips

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or traveling at all.

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Yeah, when you get there,

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the corn palace isn't as much corn

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as what you imagine it's going to be.

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There is more traditional building techniques.

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It is not just a stack of corn

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made into a palace.

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Very misleading name.

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Now the doll museum has a lot of dolls.

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Well that corn smut fungus

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has a lot of uses, Pepper.

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You should check out some of your soups and whatnot.

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It's in a lot of food.

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It's kind of a surprising,

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surprisingly used very heavily.

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The natural ingredients.

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Check your labels, folks.

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Yeah, natural flavorings

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aren't always what you think they are.

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That means that they don't want to,

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it's definitely not something they want to put on the label.

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Carpenter Tom.

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Saw the sign on the thumbnail.

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Had to come in and pay for that good laugh.

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Marcus is our in-house wizard.

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I just worked in the mail room.

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I don't want the promotion just yet.

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Yeah, he's like that guy

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off Men in Black 3

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since he started the cigarette there.

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He has eight arms.

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Where's our Ted's booger sugar?

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Ted's booger sugar.

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I've never heard of it.

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That's a $50 donut.

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Where's our Ted booger sugar?

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Never seen it, never heard it.

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What are we doing here, Marcus?

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Sound drops are hard in the seat.

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What are we doing, Marcus?

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Where's our sound drop?

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We've got to hold your horses.

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Congratulations to your best friend.

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Marcus?

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I'm your best friend.

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For $50, I'm your best friend.

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You bet.

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Marcus?

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Yes.

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Where's our Ted's booger sugar?

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I got to find it.

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There's a couple of them.

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If I find it before you,

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you're never here in the end of it.

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Ted, Jim's ready to get the booger sugar

47:25.300 --> 47:26.480
in your back pocket.

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I'm not hiding any booger sugar.

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No booger sugar?

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No booger sugar.

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No Ted's booger sugar.

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I'm searching for the sugar.

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The brown booger sugar.

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I hear it.

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Ballistic milkman.

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The bomb cheese song?

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Oh, don't play that.

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I might get in trouble.

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It's a drum roll.

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Where is it, Marcus?

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It's not in the member's own lens.

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Let's switch over to

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Ted one or Ted two.

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I was giving him credit for the wizard.

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He's the modus in the mail right now.

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Is that the one?

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That's the one.

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We eating good tonight.

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Thank you, Tom.

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Yeah, Marcus is hilarious.

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We each get two tacos tonight.

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Two tacos.

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Two tacos.

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All right.

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And a one-third

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of a pound of potato

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oles.

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Which is the most important part.

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You'll sweat the grease right out.

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Don't worry about it.

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No problem.

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It'll be on your pillow later.

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Have a good night, Tom.

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Taco one, though.

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I almost show up.

49:15.070 --> 49:16.450
Green mail rooms.

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And Miss

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Savannah.

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And Miss

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Sarah is in Vegas again.

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She just landed today.

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Yeah, she was

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she was trying to like

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awkwardly

49:34.950 --> 49:36.370
justify her

49:37.230 --> 49:38.490
her morning

49:38.490 --> 49:39.030
drinking.

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And I was like, dude,

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it's not even that.

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You're at an airport.

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Because long as you make your flight,

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you're out of bounds.

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It's whatever time

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your preferred happy hour is

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at all times

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when you're there.

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It's like a

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backstage area.

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You're not on the other side

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of the curtain area.

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You're not

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really exist at the airport

50:10.350 --> 50:11.770
once you pass

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through security.

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All you have to do

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is like run a ticket.

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People scan their phone

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I'm sure.

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But scan a ticket

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on time.

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That's it.

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And between security gate

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and scan ticket

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there's

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a period

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of like suspended animation.

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Yeah.

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Where you drink and eat that food.

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Sure.

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Some people age a lifetime and some people don't age at all.

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Sometimes it's super

50:46.650 --> 50:48.590
early and you've only got it

50:48.590 --> 50:49.890
in you to pay $14

50:49.890 --> 50:51.690
for a shitty breakfast sandwich

50:51.690 --> 50:53.010
and a burnt cup of coffee.

50:53.870 --> 50:54.710
You know.

50:55.810 --> 50:58.310
But you're still like out of time

50:58.310 --> 50:58.890
and place.

50:59.910 --> 51:01.310
You get that window seat

51:01.310 --> 51:02.610
and you just sit there.

51:03.070 --> 51:04.570
It stuck out more

51:05.550 --> 51:07.530
when they had the smokers rooms

51:07.530 --> 51:08.730
and you had to sit

51:08.730 --> 51:11.710
in this little glass room

51:11.710 --> 51:13.350
and they made the whole room

51:13.350 --> 51:14.350
out of plexiglass

51:14.890 --> 51:17.510
and it just had a couple big fans above it

51:17.510 --> 51:18.890
and then everybody would

51:18.890 --> 51:20.950
walk by and stare at you in that room

51:20.950 --> 51:22.450
like you're a fucking monkey or something.

51:22.790 --> 51:25.390
What are you doing in there smoking?

51:26.190 --> 51:26.470
Yeah.

51:26.470 --> 51:27.690
Very animal.

51:29.530 --> 51:31.190
Just right up against the glass.

51:35.610 --> 51:37.330
What do you think she's doing

51:37.330 --> 51:39.070
right up against the glass?

51:40.050 --> 51:41.430
Making maniacal sounds

51:41.430 --> 51:42.810
right every time you take a puff.

51:45.270 --> 51:46.790
She lost her phone.

51:49.750 --> 51:50.710
There's a phone.

51:51.170 --> 51:51.830
Dropped it.

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I miss the old school airport smokers.

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You can smoke outdoors

51:56.930 --> 51:58.630
at the Vegas airport.

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Really?

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And you don't have to like

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go back in through security

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to get back in.

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They have outdoor smokers.

52:08.450 --> 52:10.750
It's probably not this way anymore

52:10.750 --> 52:12.170
but years ago

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last time I flew out of Dallas, Fort Worth

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they had an outdoor smoking section

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in the

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you know like terminal areas.

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You can see

52:23.790 --> 52:24.610
where else

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it's been a minute.

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When I flew to Termini

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in 1995

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fucking

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you could still smoke in one small

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part of the Philadelphia airport.

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Alright.

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Like there's like a smoking section

52:45.350 --> 52:46.170
of the airport.

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Like

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like actual

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lighter

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light up not like vaping

52:53.490 --> 52:55.010
or electronic cigarette.

52:56.590 --> 52:57.870
Yeah, I know we were

52:57.870 --> 52:59.630
that we weren't

52:59.630 --> 53:01.830
so gayified yet

53:01.830 --> 53:03.950
when that happened.

53:06.050 --> 53:08.190
And dudes didn't want to rock around smelling

53:08.190 --> 53:10.230
like they just sucked off the Pillsbury

53:10.230 --> 53:11.410
Doughboy and

53:13.750 --> 53:14.430
yeah

53:14.430 --> 53:15.390
grown men shouldn't

53:15.390 --> 53:17.590
smell like a strawberry shortcake place

53:17.590 --> 53:18.830
that yeah

53:19.410 --> 53:21.370
they just shouldn't

53:21.370 --> 53:22.490
they shouldn't.

53:22.770 --> 53:25.670
Yeah, you smelled like burnt coffee

53:25.670 --> 53:27.350
in fucking three-day old

53:27.350 --> 53:28.950
tobacco like a real man.

53:29.610 --> 53:30.090
Right.

53:31.770 --> 53:33.370
Maybe if you were a little high

53:33.370 --> 53:34.690
class you smelled like cherry

53:35.410 --> 53:36.370
star smoke.

53:38.890 --> 53:39.530
Yeah.

53:39.530 --> 53:40.150
But you definitely

53:40.150 --> 53:41.990
didn't smell like a like a

53:41.990 --> 53:43.690
fucking pop tart.

53:44.050 --> 53:46.030
You fucking swish

53:46.030 --> 53:47.070
your sweet blunt.

53:47.830 --> 53:48.270
Yeah.

53:50.110 --> 53:50.430
I

53:51.970 --> 53:54.250
was hanging out with my friend who uses

53:54.250 --> 53:55.630
the mango blunt wrap.

53:55.750 --> 53:57.190
That's why I smell this way.

53:58.730 --> 54:00.030
It's like the Monica

54:00.030 --> 54:00.570
Lewinsky.

54:00.890 --> 54:02.270
Was it punk rap?

54:02.270 --> 54:03.110
Monica.

54:04.150 --> 54:05.150
Right now.

54:05.230 --> 54:08.410
She's got a whole podcast to herself now.

54:10.350 --> 54:11.630
Monica, what you do

54:12.040 --> 54:13.410
that chick that freakin

54:13.410 --> 54:16.090
that chick that like killed her kids

54:16.090 --> 54:17.710
back in the day.

54:17.930 --> 54:19.850
She's got a damn podcast.

54:19.850 --> 54:21.410
Yeah, she's got a damn podcast.

54:21.850 --> 54:24.230
Yeah, she's big on tiktok.

54:25.170 --> 54:26.210
Bigger than us.

54:27.270 --> 54:28.710
People were warning her

54:28.710 --> 54:29.690
this is just what

54:29.690 --> 54:30.970
the guy who

54:30.970 --> 54:32.310
Ronald Reagan

54:32.910 --> 54:34.570
has a show

54:34.570 --> 54:37.230
and he gets booked for live music even.

54:37.450 --> 54:38.370
He is a musician.

54:38.730 --> 54:39.490
He does play music.

54:40.190 --> 54:40.650
Right.

54:43.050 --> 54:44.130
That is true.

54:46.770 --> 54:47.750
Every night

54:47.750 --> 54:49.390
he opens with Hey Man Nice

54:49.390 --> 54:50.270
Shot by Filter.

54:55.030 --> 54:56.690
Then he goes on a song too.

54:57.590 --> 54:59.430
Then he does his collection

54:59.430 --> 55:00.770
of John Lennon covers.

55:02.910 --> 55:04.490
All right.

55:05.830 --> 55:06.970
All right.

55:09.530 --> 55:11.450
That was fucked up.

55:15.070 --> 55:16.530
Come on.

55:18.590 --> 55:19.630
Come on.

55:20.410 --> 55:22.170
No, Anna's right.

55:22.530 --> 55:24.390
You vape in your airplane seat.

55:24.390 --> 55:26.510
The bathrooms are booby trapped.

55:26.830 --> 55:28.330
You can't smoke

55:28.330 --> 55:29.150
in an airplane

55:30.110 --> 55:31.530
bathroom at all.

55:32.170 --> 55:34.210
But and I've flown this way

55:34.210 --> 55:34.970
for years.

55:35.430 --> 55:36.970
If you bring a laptop

55:36.970 --> 55:38.870
open it up to

55:38.870 --> 55:41.930
the PDF version of industrial

55:41.930 --> 55:43.570
society in its future

55:43.570 --> 55:45.670
and just kind of turn it a little bit

55:45.670 --> 55:46.490
towards your neighbor.

55:46.990 --> 55:48.610
They tend to not say anything

55:48.610 --> 55:50.850
when you pull a cigarette

55:50.850 --> 55:53.130
or weed vape out

55:53.130 --> 55:54.850
and hit it on the flight.

55:56.010 --> 55:57.010
I believe it.

55:57.710 --> 55:59.750
They tend to be real cool real quick.

56:00.730 --> 56:01.470
Oh fuck.

56:03.690 --> 56:04.830
You know what?

56:04.910 --> 56:06.490
I don't want that smoke. Never mind.

56:07.030 --> 56:07.350
Never mind.

56:07.910 --> 56:10.730
It is my absolute favorite way to fly.

56:11.010 --> 56:12.750
And I used to like back in the day

56:12.750 --> 56:14.770
I used to get hammered

56:14.770 --> 56:16.650
before I could get on a plane.

56:16.810 --> 56:19.210
Not a good flyer

56:19.210 --> 56:20.150
at all.

56:21.210 --> 56:21.850
Not.

56:22.570 --> 56:25.510
I feel like if enough of this

56:26.970 --> 56:27.910
stop believing

56:27.910 --> 56:30.470
that this multi-ton

56:31.210 --> 56:32.970
freaking cigarette tube

56:34.570 --> 56:36.570
is supposed to be in the air

56:36.570 --> 56:38.050
then it's just going to plummet.

56:38.930 --> 56:39.930
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

56:40.230 --> 56:42.990
If we suspend our belief collectively too much

56:42.990 --> 56:44.250
it's all going to go bad.

56:45.030 --> 56:45.790
So, yeah.

56:45.790 --> 56:47.110
Yeah, I used to

56:47.850 --> 56:49.410
I used to have to like

56:49.410 --> 56:51.190
pour me into the plane

56:52.710 --> 56:53.890
and now it's like

56:53.890 --> 56:55.210
okay, I'll take a few edibles

56:55.610 --> 56:56.890
and I'll take a few more edibles

56:57.810 --> 56:59.190
and I'll take a few more edibles

56:59.690 --> 57:01.130
and I'll check my weed bin

57:01.650 --> 57:02.710
in the fucking bucket.

57:02.910 --> 57:04.050
I'll put it right in the bucket.

57:06.750 --> 57:07.810
I don't want to get in trouble.

57:08.050 --> 57:09.350
I don't want to pour me wherever I land anyways.

57:10.290 --> 57:10.690
Yeah.

57:10.690 --> 57:11.850
Yeah.

57:14.510 --> 57:16.590
Now, I appreciate that

57:16.590 --> 57:19.010
I can carry shit with me on planes now.

57:19.430 --> 57:19.830
Fucking.

57:20.670 --> 57:22.570
It's hard to find decent dabs

57:22.570 --> 57:25.130
anywhere outside of it in my house.

57:25.710 --> 57:26.110
Right.

57:26.530 --> 57:28.810
Hey, it's smaller than a two ounce container.

57:29.690 --> 57:30.150
Medical.

57:31.530 --> 57:33.070
Medical is so important.

57:36.770 --> 57:37.410
Yeah.

57:37.410 --> 57:39.170
Dude, there was one time

57:39.170 --> 57:41.150
my friend Teal

57:41.150 --> 57:43.490
gave me a ride to the airport in Vegas

57:43.490 --> 57:45.610
and she knew I was a bad flyer

57:45.610 --> 57:47.810
and she was like, oh, I got some edibles for you, boo boo.

57:47.830 --> 57:48.650
It's okay, here you go.

57:48.990 --> 57:51.150
And she hands me these confectionaries

57:51.150 --> 57:52.510
and she's a baker

57:52.510 --> 57:55.330
and she does cannabis products and stuff like that

57:55.330 --> 57:56.430
and they're all very, very good.

57:57.450 --> 57:58.490
And I just

57:58.490 --> 58:00.650
I eat one and I'm like, oh, this is yummy.

58:01.150 --> 58:03.590
You know, I can taste some cannabis flavor in it

58:03.590 --> 58:04.650
but it's not overwhelming.

58:04.650 --> 58:06.010
I'm like, shit, that's good, dude.

58:06.530 --> 58:08.690
I eat another one and I'm halfway

58:08.690 --> 58:09.650
through my third

58:09.650 --> 58:12.130
and she goes, dude,

58:12.450 --> 58:14.630
you know

58:14.630 --> 58:16.490
there's like a half a gram

58:16.490 --> 58:18.410
of mushrooms in each of those, right?

58:18.950 --> 58:20.190
Ha ha ha!

58:21.170 --> 58:22.630
And I'm like, no, Teal.

58:22.730 --> 58:24.110
Why the fuck would I know that?

58:24.190 --> 58:25.290
Because you didn't tell me.

58:25.890 --> 58:28.990
You made them and you handed them to me.

58:29.790 --> 58:30.410
And I assumed

58:30.410 --> 58:31.970
that there was going to be marijuana

58:31.970 --> 58:33.870
in them, not mushrooms.

58:34.070 --> 58:35.350
You said edibles

58:35.350 --> 58:36.790
not scrumables.

58:37.730 --> 58:41.230
And yeah, right,

58:42.090 --> 58:42.950
right,

58:43.550 --> 58:45.670
like, I'm going to say

58:45.670 --> 58:48.070
45 seconds

58:48.070 --> 58:49.170
before

58:49.170 --> 58:51.870
you have to show your credentials

58:51.870 --> 58:53.530
to the first

58:54.470 --> 58:55.330
TSAO

58:55.620 --> 58:57.490
before you get to the

58:57.490 --> 58:59.750
put all your shit in the bin part.

58:59.750 --> 59:00.710
Uh huh.

59:01.530 --> 59:02.350
That's when

59:02.350 --> 59:05.150
what wound up being like a gram and a half

59:05.150 --> 59:06.210
of shrooms kicked it.

59:06.850 --> 59:07.650
Yeah.

59:08.410 --> 59:10.950
The world became very surreal

59:10.950 --> 59:13.050
right then as a TSA

59:13.650 --> 59:15.290
agent started groping me.

59:15.690 --> 59:17.210
And I didn't

59:17.210 --> 59:19.590
I wouldn't

59:19.590 --> 59:21.170
at the groping part

59:21.170 --> 59:21.650
yet.

59:23.430 --> 59:24.630
I wasn't.

59:24.870 --> 59:27.750
This is just the ID ticket part.

59:28.970 --> 59:30.190
Passport ticket part.

59:30.530 --> 59:30.630
Whatever.

59:31.330 --> 59:33.350
And, you know,

59:33.510 --> 59:34.670
I'm the fucking

59:35.490 --> 59:37.650
just kind of like giggling

59:37.650 --> 59:38.510
a little bit.

59:40.670 --> 59:41.770
Gigabytes of data

59:41.770 --> 59:42.550
up in your head.

59:43.950 --> 59:45.870
And I'm like, this is

59:45.870 --> 59:47.730
just this is fucking

59:48.350 --> 59:49.670
the most ridiculous

59:49.670 --> 59:51.630
shit, you know, and

59:51.630 --> 59:54.030
I go through the thing and they're like,

59:54.150 --> 59:55.830
all right, step in and I'm like,

59:55.830 --> 59:57.070
nope, opt out.

59:58.770 --> 01:00:00.130
They're like, what do you mean?

01:00:00.310 --> 01:00:01.550
And I'm like, I'm

01:00:01.550 --> 01:00:03.990
gonna get felt up on the government

01:00:03.990 --> 01:00:05.410
time. You're not

01:00:05.410 --> 01:00:06.390
scanning me.

01:00:07.630 --> 01:00:09.190
Let's let's get with the

01:00:09.190 --> 01:00:11.410
you know, and

01:00:11.410 --> 01:00:13.850
as soon as the TSA

01:00:13.850 --> 01:00:15.710
agent started the bat down, I looked

01:00:15.710 --> 01:00:18.050
at him square in the eyes and was like,

01:00:18.090 --> 01:00:19.010
so you come here often.

01:00:21.350 --> 01:00:21.870
They

01:00:21.870 --> 01:00:23.270
cannot get inside your head.

01:00:23.270 --> 01:00:24.190
Yeah.

01:00:25.210 --> 01:00:26.810
God damn it, dude.

01:00:27.290 --> 01:00:28.410
You want to be a problem?

01:00:28.930 --> 01:00:30.670
This is

01:00:31.610 --> 01:00:32.250
retarded.

01:00:33.270 --> 01:00:35.130
That we're even doing this.

01:00:35.730 --> 01:00:36.330
All right.

01:00:36.990 --> 01:00:39.130
You know, clean went through

01:00:39.130 --> 01:00:41.030
went on the thing and the whole

01:00:41.030 --> 01:00:43.110
flight. I was just like,

01:00:43.430 --> 01:00:45.250
this isn't how the fuck

01:00:45.250 --> 01:00:45.990
is this real?

01:00:46.930 --> 01:00:48.670
How are we, you know, what?

01:00:49.230 --> 01:00:51.210
I don't trust

01:00:51.210 --> 01:00:53.330
flight. I don't believe it. Something

01:00:53.330 --> 01:00:54.270
weird is happening.

01:00:54.890 --> 01:00:56.770
We go through a little portal in that

01:00:56.770 --> 01:00:58.490
walkway and then

01:00:58.950 --> 01:01:01.390
as soon as the overhead air turns

01:01:01.390 --> 01:01:02.970
on, it just knocks us out

01:01:02.970 --> 01:01:05.170
on the tarmac and we

01:01:05.170 --> 01:01:06.770
get transported somehow

01:01:06.770 --> 01:01:09.190
and that's why everybody's luggage gets

01:01:09.190 --> 01:01:09.570
lost.

01:01:11.550 --> 01:01:13.450
Now that that explains

01:01:13.450 --> 01:01:13.950
everything.

01:01:15.150 --> 01:01:17.310
That is a much more logical

01:01:18.150 --> 01:01:19.430
well explained

01:01:19.430 --> 01:01:20.930
explanation for how

01:01:20.930 --> 01:01:22.010
travel works.

01:01:26.590 --> 01:01:28.470
I haven't been tucked like that

01:01:28.470 --> 01:01:30.930
since I went and saw a Filipino

01:01:30.930 --> 01:01:31.650
lady boy.

01:01:38.650 --> 01:01:41.530
Radio sack. I had cheap flights to Denver

01:01:41.530 --> 01:01:43.350
too. I paid like 38 bucks

01:01:43.350 --> 01:01:45.450
in San Francisco and the plane

01:01:45.450 --> 01:01:47.370
would either be jam packed or almost

01:01:47.370 --> 01:01:49.290
completely empty. It was one of the other

01:01:49.290 --> 01:01:50.650
never anything in between.

01:01:52.290 --> 01:01:53.490
All of

01:01:53.490 --> 01:01:55.570
the Rona lockdowns.

01:01:55.570 --> 01:01:56.850
It was like that.

01:01:57.230 --> 01:01:59.910
Dude, there was a little while you could buy plane tickets

01:01:59.910 --> 01:02:01.110
for basically nothing.

01:02:01.650 --> 01:02:03.430
Yeah. Radio sack was saying

01:02:03.430 --> 01:02:05.410
16 bucks and then

01:02:05.410 --> 01:02:06.510
just some feet.

01:02:07.510 --> 01:02:09.650
They're all leaving

01:02:09.650 --> 01:02:10.690
out of your place.

01:02:12.350 --> 01:02:13.110
I freaking

01:02:15.750 --> 01:02:17.030
I flew

01:02:17.030 --> 01:02:18.890
from SFO to Denver.

01:02:19.650 --> 01:02:21.170
Yeah, it was like 38 bucks,

01:02:21.170 --> 01:02:22.730
48 bucks, something like that.

01:02:23.570 --> 01:02:24.190
That's right.

01:02:24.510 --> 01:02:25.630
Don't be a cheap whore.

01:02:25.830 --> 01:02:28.030
You're going to feel me up. You're buying me dinner.

01:02:29.890 --> 01:02:30.310
Same

01:02:30.310 --> 01:02:30.750
free.

01:02:32.350 --> 01:02:34.390
I ain't talking about no McDonald's

01:02:34.390 --> 01:02:35.090
or Taco Bell.

01:02:35.810 --> 01:02:37.990
I did offer an autograph.

01:02:41.570 --> 01:02:43.190
I've done that a couple of times.

01:02:44.010 --> 01:02:45.350
You want an autograph while you're at it?

01:02:47.390 --> 01:02:47.810
Yeah.

01:02:47.810 --> 01:02:48.650
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:02:49.110 --> 01:02:50.590
They usually decline.

01:02:51.030 --> 01:02:52.190
They'll never forget you.

01:02:52.750 --> 01:02:54.310
Now that you've checked the measurements,

01:02:54.510 --> 01:02:56.090
are we solid?

01:02:56.470 --> 01:02:56.830
Are we solid?

01:02:59.990 --> 01:03:00.630
Biometrics.

01:03:01.430 --> 01:03:02.130
All the measurements.

01:03:02.790 --> 01:03:05.330
Cutis, people aren't wanting to watch you

01:03:05.330 --> 01:03:06.970
while Marcus is.

01:03:09.550 --> 01:03:11.930
You going to lay down just fully in the camera?

01:03:12.410 --> 01:03:12.730
All right.

01:03:12.730 --> 01:03:13.190
All right.

01:03:15.110 --> 01:03:17.350
I'll put that little back hump of hair down.

01:03:17.650 --> 01:03:18.230
There you go.

01:03:19.290 --> 01:03:20.850
It's just a nice windsock.

01:03:25.090 --> 01:03:26.790
Keeps the plosives off the mic.

01:03:28.610 --> 01:03:30.410
Looks like everybody's stare at me.

01:03:31.070 --> 01:03:31.390
Everybody.

01:03:35.850 --> 01:03:37.550
I know that's what you're here to see.

01:03:37.550 --> 01:03:37.870
Yeah.

01:03:41.310 --> 01:03:42.870
All eyes have been on the

01:03:43.550 --> 01:03:44.410
Neuromancer trailer.

01:03:45.810 --> 01:03:47.090
The Neuromancer.

01:03:47.450 --> 01:03:48.930
The Neuromancer trailer.

01:03:49.290 --> 01:03:51.930
What is this about? I have not seen anything about this.

01:03:52.270 --> 01:03:53.830
Have you read Neuromancer?

01:03:53.970 --> 01:03:54.590
What is it, Gibson?

01:03:55.570 --> 01:03:57.450
I have not read Neuromancer.

01:03:58.710 --> 01:03:59.350
William.

01:04:00.630 --> 01:04:01.810
Will Clay Gibson.

01:04:04.750 --> 01:04:05.350
They are

01:04:05.350 --> 01:04:07.410
one of the Philip K. Dick Memorial Award

01:04:07.410 --> 01:04:08.070
for

01:04:08.070 --> 01:04:08.730
writing this.

01:04:08.890 --> 01:04:11.370
The Hugo of the Nebula and Philip K. Dick

01:04:11.370 --> 01:04:13.290
Memorial Award establishing.

01:04:13.710 --> 01:04:15.910
William Gibson was one of the most important science fiction

01:04:15.910 --> 01:04:18.570
authors of the 1980s.

01:04:20.430 --> 01:04:21.610
We with a pretty good book actually.

01:04:22.090 --> 01:04:23.010
Neumannac without it.

01:04:23.590 --> 01:04:25.350
Oh, it's a great book.

01:04:25.810 --> 01:04:26.710
Council call boys.

01:04:26.710 --> 01:04:26.810
I don't know what it is.

01:04:31.430 --> 01:04:32.470
Just no worry.

01:04:34.170 --> 01:04:36.430
So, she's warming you up, Anna.

01:04:40.730 --> 01:04:41.690
What's up, Joe?

01:04:41.950 --> 01:04:43.410
You fucking stud?

01:04:43.410 --> 01:04:43.430
Good.

01:04:47.510 --> 01:04:50.710
The idea of jacking in to a network.

01:04:52.350 --> 01:04:55.830
The idea of warring artificial intelligences.

01:04:58.300 --> 01:05:02.650
I was not into sci-fi yet back in the 80s.

01:05:03.650 --> 01:05:06.770
This is the hardest science fiction that goes hard.

01:05:07.830 --> 01:05:12.110
The idea that you would be cyberpunk

01:05:12.110 --> 01:05:15.150
to go against corporations

01:05:15.770 --> 01:05:19.970
only to discover that the very corporation

01:05:19.970 --> 01:05:23.770
that William Gibson relied on to type up his manuscript

01:05:24.310 --> 01:05:27.070
is now financing and producing.

01:05:27.330 --> 01:05:32.490
This is Apple TV creating the television series

01:05:32.490 --> 01:05:36.610
for their Apple Plus platform, Neuromancer.

01:05:38.770 --> 01:05:43.570
So, Apple has picked this up and is taking a show out of it?

01:05:44.030 --> 01:05:46.690
Ten episodes for this run,

01:05:46.690 --> 01:05:50.130
and they announced just yesterday, the day before,

01:05:50.450 --> 01:05:54.050
that it would be releasing in January of 2027.

01:05:54.810 --> 01:05:56.430
So, just, you know, 40 years late.

01:06:02.700 --> 01:06:04.680
The book takes place?

01:06:05.940 --> 01:06:07.960
I think it's in the near future.

01:06:10.120 --> 01:06:11.640
It's been so long.

01:06:12.980 --> 01:06:16.780
It's funny how things back in the day were like, you know,

01:06:16.920 --> 01:06:21.320
the future, the long-awaited future of 2024.

01:06:22.240 --> 01:06:22.760
Right.

01:06:24.080 --> 01:06:24.700
2018.

01:06:25.940 --> 01:06:29.940
You know, it seems so, like, unreasonably far away

01:06:29.940 --> 01:06:31.600
that it was just like make-believe words.

01:06:32.660 --> 01:06:35.920
Are you coming from the Matrix right now?

01:06:36.560 --> 01:06:37.280
Ted Jems really?

01:06:37.640 --> 01:06:40.600
He's coming in to us from the 1990s.

01:06:41.380 --> 01:06:42.080
1990s.

01:06:42.080 --> 01:06:46.800
How many bots do you have on your modem?

01:06:51.320 --> 01:06:56.360
Well, not really that many right now.

01:06:56.960 --> 01:06:59.640
Because my sister's online.

01:07:00.500 --> 01:07:03.400
I've got to wait my turn.

01:07:03.500 --> 01:07:05.000
It's only one at a time.

01:07:05.280 --> 01:07:06.480
Duplex modem.

01:07:06.640 --> 01:07:07.660
What could be per person?

01:07:08.280 --> 01:07:09.840
Yeah, per house.

01:07:10.780 --> 01:07:10.880
Yeah.

01:07:14.060 --> 01:07:16.140
Neuromancer versus Necrophilia.

01:07:17.580 --> 01:07:18.200
Oh.

01:07:19.260 --> 01:07:19.840
Oh.

01:07:21.160 --> 01:07:24.020
When she tires of Jonathan Taylor-Thomas

01:07:24.020 --> 01:07:26.540
and Hanson.

01:07:28.760 --> 01:07:31.200
Photographies and then it's a go.

01:07:32.720 --> 01:07:34.280
Top Matrix printers.

01:07:41.360 --> 01:07:41.700
Yeah.

01:07:44.840 --> 01:07:47.880
This portion of the show was brought to you by

01:07:47.880 --> 01:07:50.400
my, my, my, my Max Hedroof.

01:07:51.500 --> 01:07:53.720
That is a true statement.

01:07:54.560 --> 01:07:57.260
We do have Max Hedroof in the boardroom.

01:07:57.780 --> 01:08:01.620
Q is an Israeli artificial intelligence start-up

01:08:01.620 --> 01:08:03.740
that was acquired by Apple for approximately

01:08:03.740 --> 01:08:06.500
1.6 to 2 billion in January.

01:08:07.180 --> 01:08:08.040
Q.ai.

01:08:08.580 --> 01:08:09.520
Is that Q Intel?

01:08:10.720 --> 01:08:14.280
The company specializes in advanced machine learning,

01:08:14.560 --> 01:08:19.740
imaging and interpreting silent or whispered speech

01:08:19.740 --> 01:08:22.380
through subtle facial muscle movement.

01:08:23.180 --> 01:08:25.080
Ooh, that's insidious.

01:08:26.020 --> 01:08:27.800
We're all going to have to learn how to keep that

01:08:27.800 --> 01:08:29.140
silenced after that.

01:08:31.120 --> 01:08:32.760
We're all just going to have to learn how to move

01:08:32.760 --> 01:08:35.640
without talking our mouth or talk without moving our mouth.

01:08:36.960 --> 01:08:37.480
Impossible.

01:08:42.040 --> 01:08:43.140
Are you watering?

01:08:43.760 --> 01:08:46.460
Are you putting out a fire currently, Jim?

01:08:46.720 --> 01:08:48.260
He's crossing the data streams.

01:08:49.740 --> 01:08:50.260
Yeah.

01:08:51.520 --> 01:08:52.720
He's got fire.

01:08:53.340 --> 01:08:56.720
It's incredible how upgrading our networks from

01:08:56.720 --> 01:09:01.280
3G to 4G to 5G has just made everyone's signal worse.

01:09:03.320 --> 01:09:04.040
Somehow.

01:09:04.860 --> 01:09:08.420
Well, part of that is, is in part of why they're having

01:09:08.420 --> 01:09:15.100
to put up more receivers, similar to like a magnet,

01:09:15.480 --> 01:09:18.060
when you up the signal strength,

01:09:18.060 --> 01:09:24.040
you lower how wide that signal goes.

01:09:24.920 --> 01:09:30.320
So like a really strong, like a 50-gouse magnet

01:09:30.320 --> 01:09:34.280
doesn't have near the field, the field's much smaller

01:09:34.280 --> 01:09:36.360
than like a 20-gouse magnet because it kind of

01:09:36.360 --> 01:09:38.880
focuses it in and makes it narrower.

01:09:41.740 --> 01:09:46.220
So as they're going up in the 5G, 6G, blah, blah, blah,

01:09:46.780 --> 01:09:50.220
that's making it so the area that those towers

01:09:50.220 --> 01:09:51.500
will cover smaller.

01:09:59.580 --> 01:10:02.620
But even so, that's not how they sold us on these upgrades.

01:10:04.700 --> 01:10:07.120
Do you think most people would even bother listening?

01:10:10.900 --> 01:10:12.900
When the Verizon guy comes to the city,

01:10:12.900 --> 01:10:16.340
constantly telling us, we need to have more towers

01:10:16.340 --> 01:10:19.280
and, you know, it has to be here or here.

01:10:20.380 --> 01:10:25.000
So we have this network, this sort of coverage area

01:10:25.000 --> 01:10:26.660
on the map.

01:10:27.560 --> 01:10:30.400
Because how else are you going to call 911

01:10:30.400 --> 01:10:32.080
or get emergency services?

01:10:34.100 --> 01:10:37.560
But the emergency services were working just fine before.

01:10:40.180 --> 01:10:40.980
Hey.

01:10:42.080 --> 01:10:44.620
That's Steve's favorite way to enter a bank,

01:10:45.160 --> 01:10:46.440
bandana and sunglasses.

01:10:47.500 --> 01:10:48.540
Oh, fuck.

01:10:49.020 --> 01:10:49.500
Yeah.

01:10:52.740 --> 01:10:55.940
People have nostalgic feelings about 2021,

01:10:56.940 --> 01:10:59.680
the future, as we used to refer to it.

01:11:03.240 --> 01:11:07.360
RadioSax says the 5G gets blocked by solid objects

01:11:07.360 --> 01:11:08.380
easier also.

01:11:13.600 --> 01:11:15.980
This is why I don't get any signal out of my house

01:11:15.980 --> 01:11:22.640
except for the star links.

01:11:24.700 --> 01:11:28.000
I think T-Mobile was down yesterday.

01:11:29.140 --> 01:11:34.760
And people paying for Mint Mobile were not prioritized.

01:11:35.980 --> 01:11:37.380
Mint Mobile?

01:11:38.180 --> 01:11:40.420
It's like the off-brand version on the network.

01:11:40.420 --> 01:11:43.100
It's the lesser priority.

01:11:46.940 --> 01:11:52.240
Remember how Obama told us that the internet is a utility

01:11:52.240 --> 01:11:56.180
and it's as important as running water and electricity

01:11:56.180 --> 01:12:00.300
and that everyone should have equal access to it equally?

01:12:02.820 --> 01:12:04.880
I mean, that's good of him.

01:12:06.900 --> 01:12:07.300
Yeah.

01:12:08.720 --> 01:12:10.560
That was a good campaign to run on.

01:12:15.800 --> 01:12:16.200
Yeah.

01:12:16.320 --> 01:12:16.860
Sounded good.

01:12:17.120 --> 01:12:17.680
Sounded good.

01:12:24.720 --> 01:12:26.080
Ted, Bob, Bob, parents.

01:12:29.200 --> 01:12:30.200
Just a sketch.

01:12:32.620 --> 01:12:33.620
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:33.740 --> 01:12:34.480
Okay, yeah, okay.

01:12:34.640 --> 01:12:34.900
Yeah, yeah.

01:12:35.200 --> 01:12:36.380
I get it.

01:12:37.300 --> 01:12:39.540
Oh, and SpongeBob.

01:12:39.860 --> 01:12:40.220
I get it.

01:12:40.400 --> 01:12:40.860
I get it.

01:12:43.220 --> 01:12:47.040
I don't know if we have any artists listening

01:12:47.040 --> 01:12:52.340
who want to provide sketches, drawings, art of any kind.

01:12:54.420 --> 01:13:00.800
The backlash against AI-generated so-called clinkerslop.

01:13:01.520 --> 01:13:04.280
I think we've reached maximum fatigue

01:13:04.840 --> 01:13:10.500
where all these restaurants, fairs, art parties,

01:13:11.290 --> 01:13:15.340
they're all generating through the prompting mechanism.

01:13:15.740 --> 01:13:21.260
Their artwork and the artwork does not understand balance

01:13:21.260 --> 01:13:24.300
and aesthetic and negative space.

01:13:24.980 --> 01:13:27.980
So it fills every space up.

01:13:28.600 --> 01:13:30.360
It makes it too busy.

01:13:30.780 --> 01:13:32.820
Kind of like this artwork generated.

01:13:33.480 --> 01:13:36.940
Now that's what Uncle Ted hated most about industrial society

01:13:36.940 --> 01:13:37.940
and it's terrible music.

01:13:38.820 --> 01:13:39.480
Elbow.

01:13:40.120 --> 01:13:42.580
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:13:43.180 --> 01:13:44.360
Auto-tuning.

01:13:46.920 --> 01:13:49.040
Bo-coders auto-tuning.

01:13:50.620 --> 01:13:52.900
Quantized computer robot music.

01:13:53.600 --> 01:13:54.580
It's all digital.

01:13:56.740 --> 01:13:59.400
And the thing with vinyl is it could be played

01:13:59.400 --> 01:14:00.340
at different speeds.

01:14:00.580 --> 01:14:02.420
So you had to play it at the proper speed

01:14:02.420 --> 01:14:04.220
and your hardware had to be adjusted.

01:14:04.220 --> 01:14:06.960
And it could warp and wobble.

01:14:16.510 --> 01:14:18.330
Checking with Freddie Badger.

01:14:20.270 --> 01:14:22.350
I've talked to Freddie Badger in a minute.

01:14:23.150 --> 01:14:23.770
Indeed.

01:14:24.790 --> 01:14:30.130
He started dating that lady that plays accordion with him.

01:14:33.610 --> 01:14:35.550
So he'd been busy getting it.

01:14:35.890 --> 01:14:38.630
Yeah, yeah.

01:14:39.230 --> 01:14:42.830
You know, they're making multiple kinds of music together.

01:14:43.450 --> 01:14:43.930
Music.

01:14:49.810 --> 01:14:52.390
So he's been busy getting his pee-pee touched.

01:14:52.590 --> 01:14:53.090
He ain't been talking.

01:14:53.310 --> 01:14:54.550
We haven't talked to him for a minute.

01:14:55.770 --> 01:14:57.010
Well, it's been a minute.

01:14:57.870 --> 01:14:59.790
So I have to go talk to him again.

01:15:00.450 --> 01:15:01.410
Well, plus it's summer.

01:15:01.770 --> 01:15:04.750
So he does finish carpentry.

01:15:04.750 --> 01:15:10.250
So that during the summer, that's the busy season,

01:15:10.270 --> 01:15:11.090
which I get.

01:15:11.250 --> 01:15:12.510
I'm in my busy season too.

01:15:12.690 --> 01:15:14.790
I'm just now hopefully next week,

01:15:14.890 --> 01:15:18.090
getting to where I'm on some smoother sailing

01:15:18.090 --> 01:15:19.210
for the rest of the summer.

01:15:19.390 --> 01:15:20.770
Start putting up some wood.

01:15:23.270 --> 01:15:26.230
Yeah, we will use things that are sent in

01:15:26.230 --> 01:15:28.630
and then we'll abuse them.

01:15:30.410 --> 01:15:31.190
It's okay.

01:15:31.390 --> 01:15:32.710
We're all just living in this

01:15:33.790 --> 01:15:37.350
fever dream of AI generated everything.

01:15:39.570 --> 01:15:41.070
And that's just part of it.

01:15:41.330 --> 01:15:43.190
So now we'll push it further and further.

01:15:44.430 --> 01:15:46.290
And we'll see if we can approach

01:15:46.990 --> 01:15:52.490
peakness of just tired and fatigue of everything.

01:15:52.750 --> 01:15:54.690
Once the novelty wears off,

01:15:54.790 --> 01:15:56.370
and if we can accelerate that,

01:15:56.990 --> 01:15:58.930
then we can get back to being human again.

01:16:00.030 --> 01:16:00.630
Great.

01:16:01.290 --> 01:16:03.670
But for now, this is the fourth industrial revolution

01:16:03.670 --> 01:16:04.490
and we will.

01:16:05.370 --> 01:16:07.830
I will admit that interestingly enough,

01:16:08.890 --> 01:16:13.130
you really start being able to tell which AI art made it,

01:16:13.250 --> 01:16:16.730
made like the clip, or like the thumbnail.

01:16:17.370 --> 01:16:19.490
You can tell which AI art made it.

01:16:20.850 --> 01:16:22.290
Like it's distinctly,

01:16:22.290 --> 01:16:24.390
they distinctly have their own flavors now.

01:16:24.390 --> 01:16:25.850
Ted Krasinski.

01:16:27.310 --> 01:16:29.110
They're all kind of Crisco flavored.

01:16:30.470 --> 01:16:31.030
Yeah.

01:16:31.770 --> 01:16:32.330
Cisco.

01:16:32.870 --> 01:16:33.490
You know that.

01:16:33.490 --> 01:16:35.550
You know that Ted Krasinski up.

01:16:35.910 --> 01:16:37.410
He'll give us a thumbs up when he's ready.

01:16:38.690 --> 01:16:40.650
You make me lean forward and do it.

01:16:40.970 --> 01:16:42.550
Yeah, I got it right here.

01:16:42.610 --> 01:16:43.250
Here we go.

01:16:44.910 --> 01:16:46.790
All right, all right, all right.

01:16:47.150 --> 01:16:49.990
Hey, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy.

01:16:50.570 --> 01:16:51.650
What's going on?

01:16:52.130 --> 01:16:53.630
I am a little.

01:16:54.830 --> 01:16:56.250
It's the ornery.

01:16:57.130 --> 01:16:59.810
The heat's got Ted Allen ornery.

01:17:00.510 --> 01:17:01.750
We're not pronouncing.

01:17:02.470 --> 01:17:04.390
We're not pronouncing hard hours.

01:17:04.850 --> 01:17:06.030
It's just soft hours.

01:17:07.530 --> 01:17:08.090
Understood.

01:17:08.550 --> 01:17:10.090
Yeah, it's super hot here too.

01:17:10.870 --> 01:17:13.410
Gentle agitation, gentle agitation.

01:17:13.770 --> 01:17:15.690
I said I was shearing my alpha male

01:17:15.690 --> 01:17:17.770
who's never once been good shearing

01:17:17.770 --> 01:17:20.130
in his whole life because I've had him his whole life.

01:17:20.450 --> 01:17:22.350
And today he just laid there like,

01:17:22.350 --> 01:17:24.750
yeah, dude, get the fucking hair off me.

01:17:24.770 --> 01:17:25.090
Would you?

01:17:27.250 --> 01:17:28.270
Kindly, please.

01:17:30.310 --> 01:17:31.270
What's up, Adam?

01:17:34.530 --> 01:17:37.450
Yeah, he was he was super cool about it.

01:17:37.450 --> 01:17:41.070
He kicked for like 30 seconds one time.

01:17:41.610 --> 01:17:43.490
You know, I think it was obligatory.

01:17:43.790 --> 01:17:45.610
He's like, I can't let you just have it.

01:17:46.550 --> 01:17:47.050
Hey.

01:17:50.330 --> 01:17:51.950
And then and then he quit.

01:17:52.270 --> 01:17:53.430
He's like, all right, never mind.

01:17:53.570 --> 01:17:54.110
This is great.

01:17:54.430 --> 01:17:55.350
Get that hair off me.

01:17:55.510 --> 01:17:58.870
Just just a sweat lodge vision

01:17:58.870 --> 01:18:01.450
quest experience had to give you one

01:18:01.450 --> 01:18:02.630
for the streets, though.

01:18:03.910 --> 01:18:04.870
Yeah, yeah.

01:18:09.830 --> 01:18:11.270
Gentle curbside stomp.

01:18:14.270 --> 01:18:15.770
Yeah, otherwise he would have felt

01:18:16.230 --> 01:18:18.290
like a puss, but he's like, no,

01:18:18.350 --> 01:18:20.050
no, I did kick a couple times.

01:18:20.450 --> 01:18:22.430
I kicked a couple times that once.

01:18:25.390 --> 01:18:27.050
Other than that, I just let him do it.

01:18:29.110 --> 01:18:30.930
They've all been, I think that two-year

01:18:30.930 --> 01:18:32.730
thing really worked out because that

01:18:32.730 --> 01:18:34.830
with they really want that hair off

01:18:34.830 --> 01:18:36.110
him now this year where normally

01:18:36.110 --> 01:18:37.570
they're a little on rear about it.

01:18:37.830 --> 01:18:39.510
When it with it being hot and them

01:18:39.510 --> 01:18:41.250
getting sheared, they're like, nah, cool,

01:18:41.570 --> 01:18:43.190
cool, do this.

01:18:46.450 --> 01:18:47.530
What makes sense?

01:18:48.530 --> 01:18:49.010
Yep.

01:18:50.150 --> 01:18:51.590
Yeah, it's worked out nice.

01:18:52.610 --> 01:18:54.510
And I was a little scared that after

01:18:54.510 --> 01:18:56.230
skipping a year of shearing, my shearing

01:18:56.230 --> 01:18:59.350
hand would be a little rusty,

01:18:59.470 --> 01:19:01.350
but it has and I've done real good

01:19:01.350 --> 01:19:01.850
this year.

01:19:03.430 --> 01:19:05.310
I haven't, nobody's gotten cut at all,

01:19:05.350 --> 01:19:05.650
nothing.

01:19:06.250 --> 01:19:06.710
Yeah.

01:19:09.270 --> 01:19:09.750
Stop!

01:19:17.390 --> 01:19:18.830
Bubba's full of piss and vinegar.

01:19:21.690 --> 01:19:22.290
Give me a minute.

01:19:23.070 --> 01:19:24.570
What's the good word today?

01:19:30.170 --> 01:19:32.890
Just sounds, just sounds, just runs.

01:19:35.610 --> 01:19:36.210
Nice.

01:19:36.450 --> 01:19:38.890
Throat clearing, crossing streams.

01:19:39.050 --> 01:19:41.630
We talked a little bit about Apple TV

01:19:42.310 --> 01:19:45.850
and the new Neuromancer series.

01:19:46.070 --> 01:19:47.550
It's prestige television.

01:19:48.310 --> 01:19:50.490
Unfortunately, Zendaya is not in it,

01:19:50.490 --> 01:19:52.870
but there is another nice young

01:19:52.870 --> 01:19:54.490
woman playing Molly.

01:19:55.390 --> 01:19:57.110
Wouldn't want her to not ruin

01:19:57.110 --> 01:19:59.310
every fucking old school series.

01:19:59.610 --> 01:20:01.270
Well, it is about drugs

01:20:01.270 --> 01:20:03.170
and jacking in

01:20:03.170 --> 01:20:05.090
and that's sort of the low life

01:20:05.090 --> 01:20:06.190
experience.

01:20:06.530 --> 01:20:08.410
I think I left a comment on some

01:20:08.410 --> 01:20:10.330
nerd's page saying,

01:20:10.550 --> 01:20:12.450
do you think William Gibson named

01:20:12.450 --> 01:20:14.590
his Molly character after the club

01:20:14.590 --> 01:20:15.150
drug?

01:20:17.870 --> 01:20:19.670
In the 80s?

01:20:19.990 --> 01:20:22.130
Well, when did it start

01:20:22.130 --> 01:20:23.990
being called Molly?

01:20:24.570 --> 01:20:27.410
In like the 2000s?

01:20:27.870 --> 01:20:28.790
Yeah, 80s

01:20:28.790 --> 01:20:30.170
was the crack epidemic.

01:20:31.030 --> 01:20:32.270
Yeah, but

01:20:32.270 --> 01:20:35.250
that's when like MDMA

01:20:35.250 --> 01:20:37.290
and ecstasy became a prolific

01:20:37.290 --> 01:20:38.250
party drug.

01:20:38.730 --> 01:20:40.910
It carried over

01:20:40.910 --> 01:20:43.490
into the 90s

01:20:43.490 --> 01:20:45.130
but throughout most of the 90s

01:20:45.130 --> 01:20:47.170
it was still in pill form.

01:20:47.570 --> 01:20:49.090
It wasn't until like

01:20:49.090 --> 01:20:51.170
97, 98

01:20:52.310 --> 01:20:54.430
that anybody saw like

01:20:55.020 --> 01:20:56.470
powdered MDMA

01:20:56.840 --> 01:20:57.810
and probably

01:20:58.790 --> 01:21:00.790
98, 99 people

01:21:00.790 --> 01:21:03.010
started referring to it everywhere as

01:21:03.010 --> 01:21:05.050
Molly and then that just

01:21:05.050 --> 01:21:07.030
sort of became the catch all for it

01:21:07.030 --> 01:21:09.290
for the 2000s.

01:21:10.710 --> 01:21:11.490
Allegedly.

01:21:13.170 --> 01:21:13.770
Right.

01:21:13.770 --> 01:21:14.790
Let's see what

01:21:15.710 --> 01:21:16.870
search says.

01:21:17.110 --> 01:21:18.870
Yep, 2000s.

01:21:19.310 --> 01:21:20.490
That's what it says.

01:21:21.650 --> 01:21:22.730
Right on Steve.

01:21:25.310 --> 01:21:26.510
He came

01:21:26.510 --> 01:21:27.530
by that knowledge

01:21:28.450 --> 01:21:29.590
due to reading

01:21:29.590 --> 01:21:31.990
literature while sitting on the toilet

01:21:31.990 --> 01:21:33.730
in the bathroom. It is not due to

01:21:33.730 --> 01:21:35.610
personal experience of heavy drug.

01:21:35.610 --> 01:21:36.950
I am a prolific reader.

01:21:37.530 --> 01:21:38.570
Uncle Ted's reader.

01:21:38.570 --> 01:21:40.290
Love me a book.

01:21:40.490 --> 01:21:41.990
Little Jack Salos.

01:21:42.870 --> 01:21:46.030
I had nothing to do with his

01:21:46.570 --> 01:21:48.850
prolific drug use also during

01:21:48.850 --> 01:21:50.130
my period.

01:21:54.270 --> 01:21:56.010
That's downright disparaging.

01:21:56.470 --> 01:21:58.970
I'm just describing the technique

01:21:58.970 --> 01:21:59.930
of using

01:22:00.570 --> 01:22:02.630
internet nerd dumb

01:22:02.630 --> 01:22:04.650
against them to drive traffic.

01:22:05.050 --> 01:22:06.570
So when you

01:22:06.570 --> 01:22:07.470
intentionally

01:22:07.470 --> 01:22:10.170
get facts wrong

01:22:10.170 --> 01:22:11.730
about the love

01:22:12.410 --> 01:22:13.890
property and intellectual

01:22:14.430 --> 01:22:16.470
property and you're wrong

01:22:16.470 --> 01:22:18.190
about it and you're boastful

01:22:18.190 --> 01:22:20.150
and confident in your wrongness

01:22:20.150 --> 01:22:22.110
there will be people who will

01:22:22.110 --> 01:22:23.970
correct you about it and that

01:22:23.970 --> 01:22:25.450
will further

01:22:26.450 --> 01:22:27.950
propel and

01:22:28.570 --> 01:22:29.010
perpetuate

01:22:29.010 --> 01:22:31.510
your nonsense online

01:22:31.510 --> 01:22:34.290
on social media sites. That stuff travels

01:22:34.290 --> 01:22:36.090
further and faster

01:22:36.090 --> 01:22:37.430
and longer

01:22:38.210 --> 01:22:39.810
than if you just simply

01:22:39.810 --> 01:22:40.630
say the fact.

01:22:44.150 --> 01:22:46.150
That's forcing people to engage

01:22:46.150 --> 01:22:48.190
in a dialogue of correction.

01:22:48.510 --> 01:22:49.310
It's the well

01:22:50.070 --> 01:22:50.530
actually

01:22:52.190 --> 01:22:53.110
actually

01:22:54.570 --> 01:22:56.410
actually you're wrong.

01:22:57.210 --> 01:23:00.050
I found out something

01:23:00.050 --> 01:23:01.050
interesting today

01:23:01.050 --> 01:23:02.330
on how

01:23:02.950 --> 01:23:04.730
AI and whatnot is definitely

01:23:04.730 --> 01:23:06.290
steering us

01:23:07.150 --> 01:23:08.970
and here's how they're doing it

01:23:08.970 --> 01:23:10.490
I'm about to show you. I'm

01:23:10.890 --> 01:23:11.690
pulling it up.

01:23:13.530 --> 01:23:14.650
If you

01:23:14.650 --> 01:23:16.970
go into your YouTube studio

01:23:18.130 --> 01:23:19.150
and you go

01:23:19.150 --> 01:23:19.930
to content

01:23:21.410 --> 01:23:23.150
let's see if I can share

01:23:23.150 --> 01:23:24.630
this whole thing while I'm taking you

01:23:24.630 --> 01:23:25.450
on this journey.

01:23:26.570 --> 01:23:28.050
That's how you invite people.

01:23:28.050 --> 01:23:29.470
That's not how you share your screen.

01:23:33.030 --> 01:23:34.090
There we go.

01:23:34.510 --> 01:23:34.870
Share.

01:23:35.770 --> 01:23:36.350
Alright.

01:23:37.190 --> 01:23:38.470
So you go into your content

01:23:38.470 --> 01:23:40.290
and then you click

01:23:43.290 --> 01:23:43.870
Inspiration

01:23:44.610 --> 01:23:45.990
Spark a new idea.

01:23:46.830 --> 01:23:47.750
So and

01:23:47.750 --> 01:23:49.030
it's interesting because

01:23:49.030 --> 01:23:51.510
Spin was showing me his so I looked at

01:23:51.510 --> 01:23:53.790
and I was like wow that's really weird

01:23:53.790 --> 01:23:55.430
how everything it's suggesting to you

01:23:55.430 --> 01:23:57.470
is super right wing so I opened mine

01:23:57.470 --> 01:23:59.770
up and I get homesteading

01:23:59.770 --> 01:24:01.290
yeah alchemy of

01:24:01.290 --> 01:24:03.650
the soil using ancient mineral techniques

01:24:03.650 --> 01:24:05.550
for superior crop vitality

01:24:05.550 --> 01:24:06.530
so

01:24:07.190 --> 01:24:09.730
if you can alchemy ideas for us

01:24:09.730 --> 01:24:11.270
yeah it starts

01:24:11.270 --> 01:24:13.410
giving you prompts on what it kind of

01:24:13.410 --> 01:24:14.510
wants to see you do

01:24:14.510 --> 01:24:17.310
and we're

01:24:17.310 --> 01:24:19.150
looking it up and if you use

01:24:19.150 --> 01:24:20.970
these prompts and like these

01:24:20.970 --> 01:24:23.590
it's providing thumbnails for videos

01:24:23.590 --> 01:24:25.510
yeah it's providing the whole thing and if

01:24:25.510 --> 01:24:27.770
you use these you are more likely

01:24:27.770 --> 01:24:28.890
to be featured

01:24:29.570 --> 01:24:31.190
and your stuff put up

01:24:31.190 --> 01:24:33.630
so they're deciding your prompts

01:24:33.630 --> 01:24:35.510
for you if you don't if you're

01:24:35.510 --> 01:24:37.230
not your own person that wants to

01:24:38.050 --> 01:24:39.370
this is great

01:24:39.370 --> 01:24:40.590
domesticated

01:24:40.590 --> 01:24:41.070
and

01:24:44.910 --> 01:24:45.870
primal homesteading

01:24:46.190 --> 01:24:48.070
really homesteading

01:24:48.070 --> 01:24:49.050
okay yeah

01:24:49.350 --> 01:24:50.430
I got a bear

01:24:50.430 --> 01:24:52.310
I got a black guy with

01:24:52.310 --> 01:24:53.170
his shirt off

01:24:53.810 --> 01:24:55.010
it's marty

01:24:57.930 --> 01:24:58.530
marty

01:24:58.530 --> 01:24:59.970
at the party table

01:24:59.970 --> 01:25:01.510
yeah click more

01:25:01.510 --> 01:25:04.510
I got to give him that one

01:25:04.510 --> 01:25:06.230
I like the meat suit manifesto

01:25:06.230 --> 01:25:08.710
click more like this let's get more meat suit manifesto

01:25:08.710 --> 01:25:10.110
yeah that's a good one

01:25:10.110 --> 01:25:12.210
dead slavery alchemy turning

01:25:12.210 --> 01:25:14.370
$37 trillion into

01:25:14.370 --> 01:25:16.270
national spiritual gold

01:25:16.270 --> 01:25:17.630
okay nationalism

01:25:17.630 --> 01:25:18.690
all right

01:25:19.490 --> 01:25:21.030
but if you use these

01:25:21.630 --> 01:25:23.630
and you can even change your stuff

01:25:23.630 --> 01:25:25.630
mainstream narrative critiques

01:25:26.450 --> 01:25:27.610
let's do that

01:25:27.610 --> 01:25:28.930
explore ideas

01:25:29.630 --> 01:25:29.970
yeah

01:25:31.390 --> 01:25:32.850
it's working on it

01:25:32.850 --> 01:25:36.330
it's thinking about it it's still got my other stuff up here

01:25:36.330 --> 01:25:37.790
and it's interesting

01:25:37.790 --> 01:25:39.710
like I said so it's so the topic

01:25:39.710 --> 01:25:42.270
is something that you're gonna actually kind of be about

01:25:42.270 --> 01:25:43.830
but they're catering it

01:25:43.830 --> 01:25:45.690
then and then rewarding you

01:25:45.690 --> 01:25:47.950
for talking about what they want you to talk about

01:25:47.950 --> 01:25:49.510
social experimentation

01:25:49.510 --> 01:25:50.670
engineering

01:25:51.670 --> 01:25:53.110
why is our

01:25:53.690 --> 01:25:55.650
modern architecture is

01:25:55.650 --> 01:25:57.590
designed to systematically

01:25:57.590 --> 01:25:59.350
erase the human spirit

01:25:59.350 --> 01:26:00.510
okay

01:26:00.510 --> 01:26:03.830
analyzing how mainstream media uses fear

01:26:03.830 --> 01:26:06.010
to control the natural human instinct

01:26:06.010 --> 01:26:07.910
click more like this on one of these

01:26:07.910 --> 01:26:09.230
some of them

01:26:09.230 --> 01:26:11.250
more like this one

01:26:11.250 --> 01:26:12.350
should we do this one

01:26:12.350 --> 01:26:13.750
yeah the fear of instinct

01:26:14.550 --> 01:26:15.770
alchemy principles

01:26:15.770 --> 01:26:17.350
it has to be alchemical

01:26:18.070 --> 01:26:18.390
yes

01:26:20.570 --> 01:26:21.810
Odin's alchemy

01:26:22.710 --> 01:26:25.230
well this is Uncle Ted talks but

01:26:26.210 --> 01:26:28.030
well they all merge together

01:26:28.030 --> 01:26:30.750
yeah it does or else they wouldn't be giving me stuff

01:26:30.750 --> 01:26:32.850
so very surrounded by hermetic

01:26:32.850 --> 01:26:34.750
philosophy and alchemy and stuff

01:26:34.750 --> 01:26:37.170
transmuting victimhood narratives

01:26:37.170 --> 01:26:38.450
in alchemical fire

01:26:38.450 --> 01:26:40.770
for radical self-governance

01:26:40.770 --> 01:26:42.570
and power that actually sounds

01:26:42.570 --> 01:26:43.490
kind of good

01:26:46.370 --> 01:26:48.870
yeah on the right of the thumbnail

01:26:48.870 --> 01:26:50.290
there's a little square

01:26:50.290 --> 01:26:52.810
hey you go the fuck away

01:26:52.810 --> 01:26:53.570
there we go

01:26:54.510 --> 01:26:56.090
the thing that looks like a bookmark

01:26:56.090 --> 01:26:57.810
with kind of the arrow

01:26:58.650 --> 01:27:00.990
that's how you save it yeah save these ideas

01:27:00.990 --> 01:27:02.870
these are great ideas

01:27:02.870 --> 01:27:04.770
ideas we're spreading

01:27:04.770 --> 01:27:06.590
mainstream domesticity

01:27:06.590 --> 01:27:08.510
through the hermetic seal of

01:27:08.510 --> 01:27:09.270
off-grid home

01:27:09.270 --> 01:27:12.230
yeah that's click more like this

01:27:12.230 --> 01:27:14.090
yeah yeah yeah yeah

01:27:14.090 --> 01:27:15.110
that is perfectly

01:27:15.110 --> 01:27:18.550
but then also they fucking this is how they're

01:27:20.210 --> 01:27:22.770
this is how they get you to fucking do what they want

01:27:22.770 --> 01:27:24.290
this is how we interact

01:27:24.290 --> 01:27:26.390
with our live chatters

01:27:26.390 --> 01:27:28.550
live chemical marriage of soil

01:27:28.550 --> 01:27:30.210
and spirit against the false

01:27:30.210 --> 01:27:31.670
modern domestic cage

01:27:31.670 --> 01:27:32.950
that is sexy

01:27:32.950 --> 01:27:36.130
that is a bookmarkable thumbnail

01:27:36.130 --> 01:27:37.910
yeah that's a good one

01:27:39.290 --> 01:27:40.110
uh oh

01:27:40.110 --> 01:27:42.010
dogs are getting told they're not yet here

01:27:43.250 --> 01:27:43.870
hermetic

01:27:45.210 --> 01:27:47.150
hermetic insulation techniques

01:27:47.150 --> 01:27:49.050
to shield the sovereign homestead

01:27:49.050 --> 01:27:50.400
from digital panopticon

01:27:51.290 --> 01:27:52.290
ah Steve

01:27:53.530 --> 01:27:54.870
they got the paner

01:27:54.870 --> 01:27:57.090
Steve have you been getting into my algorithm

01:27:57.090 --> 01:27:58.010
Steve

01:27:59.710 --> 01:28:01.310
just a panerokitchen

01:28:01.310 --> 01:28:03.630
the philosophy of

01:28:03.630 --> 01:28:04.690
the fence

01:28:04.690 --> 01:28:06.450
defending the hermetic

01:28:06.450 --> 01:28:08.490
her homestead and societal

01:28:08.490 --> 01:28:10.210
erosion societal

01:28:10.210 --> 01:28:12.570
erosion the philosophy

01:28:12.570 --> 01:28:13.850
looks very similar

01:28:14.690 --> 01:28:15.210
alright

01:28:16.600 --> 01:28:18.830
so this is the deconstructing mainstream

01:28:19.890 --> 01:28:20.750
domesticity

01:28:20.750 --> 01:28:22.890
closed loop composting

01:28:22.890 --> 01:28:24.610
systems transmuting

01:28:24.610 --> 01:28:26.050
the waste into gold

01:28:26.690 --> 01:28:28.630
the occult science of closed loop

01:28:28.630 --> 01:28:30.510
composting this is good stuff

01:28:30.510 --> 01:28:32.470
it knows what I like

01:28:32.470 --> 01:28:34.410
did it borrow

01:28:34.410 --> 01:28:36.330
some of the naming conventions from

01:28:36.330 --> 01:28:37.230
weaving spiders

01:28:37.230 --> 01:28:38.770
right right

01:28:40.810 --> 01:28:42.450
unplugging the phallic

01:28:42.450 --> 01:28:44.570
grid reclaiming masculine

01:28:44.570 --> 01:28:46.730
agency through manual hand

01:28:46.730 --> 01:28:47.070
tool

01:28:47.070 --> 01:28:52.150
that is optimistic

01:28:52.150 --> 01:28:53.490
and euphemistic

01:28:53.490 --> 01:28:55.170
we're going with that one

01:28:56.310 --> 01:28:57.730
unplugging the phallic grid

01:28:57.730 --> 01:28:59.850
reclaiming masculine agency through

01:28:59.850 --> 01:29:00.870
manual

01:29:01.570 --> 01:29:03.070
hand tools

01:29:03.450 --> 01:29:06.190
the first thing you have to do

01:29:06.190 --> 01:29:08.110
the first thing you have to do

01:29:08.110 --> 01:29:10.570
is go pick up a forge

01:29:10.570 --> 01:29:12.070
yes

01:29:12.070 --> 01:29:13.450
right

01:29:13.450 --> 01:29:14.970
now make metal

01:29:18.930 --> 01:29:22.290
you've got to get yourself a little smelter

01:29:24.010 --> 01:29:25.690
you smelter

01:29:25.690 --> 01:29:26.390
smelter

01:29:27.830 --> 01:29:28.470
it's true

01:29:28.470 --> 01:29:29.430
every time

01:29:29.430 --> 01:29:32.430
the gods didn't give the man fire to cook

01:29:32.430 --> 01:29:34.290
your food they gave us fire

01:29:34.290 --> 01:29:35.250
to melt metal

01:29:35.250 --> 01:29:36.110
right

01:29:36.890 --> 01:29:37.530
yeah

01:29:42.090 --> 01:29:43.970
the cooking the food was a bonus

01:29:43.970 --> 01:29:46.470
the fire was to forge the things

01:29:46.470 --> 01:29:47.610
that catch the food

01:29:48.410 --> 01:29:49.050
exactly

01:29:50.090 --> 01:29:50.730
exactly

01:29:52.490 --> 01:29:54.730
somebody peeing or grilling steak

01:29:54.730 --> 01:29:55.950
what the fuck is that

01:29:56.590 --> 01:29:57.350
that's me

01:29:58.230 --> 01:30:00.890
and I tried making a joke at him

01:30:00.890 --> 01:30:02.730
first to keep them muting and then we all

01:30:02.730 --> 01:30:03.550
listened to it

01:30:03.550 --> 01:30:08.490
and I'm such a fucking farmer I just started

01:30:08.490 --> 01:30:09.930
watching Jim do chores

01:30:10.530 --> 01:30:10.770
right

01:30:12.190 --> 01:30:12.830
it's alright

01:30:12.830 --> 01:30:13.370
it's alright

01:30:16.110 --> 01:30:18.270
you're welcome to come over and do it if you'd like

01:30:20.430 --> 01:30:23.250
it's a pretty good drive Jim

01:30:23.250 --> 01:30:24.490
or else I would

01:30:25.110 --> 01:30:26.850
you don't have to stay the night and do it

01:30:26.850 --> 01:30:28.190
tomorrow morning too

01:30:28.190 --> 01:30:29.230
yeah

01:30:31.070 --> 01:30:33.530
it makes it all worth it

01:30:36.950 --> 01:30:39.430
Stinky used the manly hand tools today

01:30:39.430 --> 01:30:43.730
while he puffed on his mango vape

01:30:45.050 --> 01:30:45.610
alright

01:30:47.090 --> 01:30:48.830
I do agree though

01:30:48.830 --> 01:30:50.810
like and I tell you what

01:30:50.810 --> 01:30:52.590
like I said and I make

01:30:52.590 --> 01:30:54.110
and I've got the videos of it

01:30:54.110 --> 01:30:56.270
the alpacas just lay there and I use

01:30:56.270 --> 01:30:57.350
just use these fucking

01:30:57.350 --> 01:31:00.490
giant ass old fucking actual

01:31:02.550 --> 01:31:04.590
and the animals

01:31:04.590 --> 01:31:06.830
love it they hate getting sheared with shears

01:31:08.490 --> 01:31:11.170
are you making alpaca pillows

01:31:12.690 --> 01:31:13.970
no pillows

01:31:14.810 --> 01:31:15.650
no pillows

01:31:16.410 --> 01:31:18.930
we're gonna do a campaign pillow guy

01:31:20.810 --> 01:31:21.850
I hate the my pillow guy

01:31:21.850 --> 01:31:23.670
Mr. Lundell Mike

01:31:24.670 --> 01:31:25.390
Lundell

01:31:28.530 --> 01:31:29.970
the necromancer

01:31:30.590 --> 01:31:31.950
that's the mic we're talking about

01:31:31.950 --> 01:31:33.070
oh yes

01:31:34.590 --> 01:31:35.090
what is it

01:31:35.090 --> 01:31:37.670
that mic got whipped in the nuts

01:31:38.610 --> 01:31:39.330
yeah

01:31:39.330 --> 01:31:40.310
yeah

01:31:41.430 --> 01:31:42.610
snuggle up to that

01:31:42.610 --> 01:31:45.610
you got caught peckerpeakin

01:31:45.610 --> 01:31:46.430
yeah

01:31:46.430 --> 01:31:47.150
yeah

01:31:47.950 --> 01:31:48.990
you got it

01:31:48.990 --> 01:31:51.190
you know when a guy's got a towel handy

01:31:51.190 --> 01:31:52.330
you don't want to do that

01:31:52.330 --> 01:31:52.730
you know

01:31:52.730 --> 01:31:58.070
the towel

01:31:58.070 --> 01:32:00.170
handy is very important

01:32:00.170 --> 01:32:00.950
to carry around

01:32:00.950 --> 01:32:02.550
in and out of the gym

01:32:02.550 --> 01:32:04.510
it's like the home run hanky

01:32:04.990 --> 01:32:06.130
if you don't wave it

01:32:06.130 --> 01:32:07.170
you're not getting home run

01:32:09.590 --> 01:32:10.830
I put up

01:32:10.830 --> 01:32:14.790
a couple shorts

01:32:14.790 --> 01:32:15.610
radio sack

01:32:16.510 --> 01:32:18.170
but I'm gonna have

01:32:18.790 --> 01:32:21.170
I've got like 30 second clips

01:32:21.170 --> 01:32:22.950
so I can make like a two or three minute

01:32:22.950 --> 01:32:24.310
or like a three minute short

01:32:24.310 --> 01:32:27.450
so like each alpaca before they're sheared

01:32:27.450 --> 01:32:28.890
and then while I'm shearing them

01:32:28.890 --> 01:32:30.730
and then after shearing so

01:32:30.730 --> 01:32:33.470
we'll have that probably this coming week

01:32:36.110 --> 01:32:37.110
steak sandwich

01:32:38.710 --> 01:32:39.830
alright okay

01:32:40.910 --> 01:32:43.470
I just feel like going back in time

01:32:43.470 --> 01:32:44.930
to last year at this

01:32:45.350 --> 01:32:45.950
this time

01:32:45.950 --> 01:32:48.030
okay let's get our time

01:32:49.190 --> 01:32:50.030
let's get our time

01:32:50.030 --> 01:32:52.250
to re-explore mystic

01:32:52.250 --> 01:32:54.590
I ain't gonna lie

01:32:55.470 --> 01:32:57.310
guadalupe of alligator alcatraz

01:32:58.650 --> 01:33:00.790
miss mystic guadalupe

01:33:03.050 --> 01:33:05.370
yeah the hard thought underwear

01:33:05.370 --> 01:33:07.210
the hard thought halloween

01:33:07.210 --> 01:33:08.510
it's kind of a flow chart

01:33:08.510 --> 01:33:10.970
hey why is the hard hard barbecue

01:33:12.570 --> 01:33:13.290
I

01:33:13.290 --> 01:33:14.570
I didn't sign any document

01:33:14.570 --> 01:33:17.510
it's part of the corporate flow chart

01:33:17.510 --> 01:33:19.210
this is I signed nothing

01:33:19.210 --> 01:33:21.190
this is absolute poppycock

01:33:21.610 --> 01:33:22.950
this is our vision

01:33:22.950 --> 01:33:24.010
questing

01:33:24.010 --> 01:33:25.830
gotta check our ludeness

01:33:25.830 --> 01:33:28.590
character that comes with the hard art

01:33:28.590 --> 01:33:30.090
let's follow the course

01:33:30.970 --> 01:33:32.810
officially licensed

01:33:32.810 --> 01:33:34.430
hard art barbecue sauce

01:33:34.670 --> 01:33:35.030
company

01:33:36.670 --> 01:33:39.450
hard art barbecue company

01:33:39.450 --> 01:33:41.750
as the co-founder

01:33:41.750 --> 01:33:43.010
and COO

01:33:43.010 --> 01:33:45.070
of the hard art barbecue sauce company

01:33:45.070 --> 01:33:46.190
disavow

01:33:47.170 --> 01:33:48.450
she's wearing

01:33:48.450 --> 01:33:51.330
those eye covers that you wear

01:33:51.330 --> 01:33:52.270
in tanning boots

01:33:53.350 --> 01:33:55.630
right well I would too if I had

01:33:55.630 --> 01:33:56.230
fish eyes

01:33:56.230 --> 01:33:58.290
it's because the do

01:33:58.290 --> 01:34:00.610
from space d-e-w

01:34:01.410 --> 01:34:03.010
so if we go down the route

01:34:03.010 --> 01:34:05.270
of the hard art barbecue company

01:34:05.270 --> 01:34:06.810
what's our first step over there

01:34:06.810 --> 01:34:08.650
well it just ends there

01:34:08.650 --> 01:34:10.050
it begins and ends there

01:34:10.650 --> 01:34:12.070
oh so that

01:34:12.070 --> 01:34:14.770
that is its own

01:34:14.770 --> 01:34:15.630
end point nice

01:34:15.630 --> 01:34:16.550
wow

01:34:17.990 --> 01:34:19.770
way to believe in the vision

01:34:20.310 --> 01:34:21.870
no I mean it is

01:34:21.870 --> 01:34:24.910
the vision it doesn't go beyond

01:34:24.910 --> 01:34:26.770
that was the good path

01:34:26.770 --> 01:34:28.350
if you picked one out of three

01:34:28.350 --> 01:34:30.270
you just end up on the one good path

01:34:30.270 --> 01:34:31.990
you don't gotta go through the rest of this

01:34:31.990 --> 01:34:34.790
what happens to the people

01:34:34.790 --> 01:34:36.550
who choose lesser

01:34:36.550 --> 01:34:38.590
forms of barbecue sauce

01:34:39.110 --> 01:34:40.450
what happens to them

01:34:40.450 --> 01:34:42.050
let's back up a little bit

01:34:42.050 --> 01:34:43.590
let's see what happens to these people

01:34:44.150 --> 01:34:45.770
it has to do with the hard part

01:34:45.770 --> 01:34:48.650
well if you fight hard for your underwear

01:34:48.650 --> 01:34:49.930
that appears to be the

01:34:49.930 --> 01:34:52.290
singular path also which I do

01:34:52.290 --> 01:34:52.830
I approve

01:34:54.990 --> 01:34:56.670
yeah maybe we need to

01:34:56.670 --> 01:34:58.350
make the connections on our own

01:34:58.870 --> 01:34:59.950
yeah where we go

01:34:59.950 --> 01:35:01.410
well over here though

01:35:01.410 --> 01:35:02.810
the three thousand years ago

01:35:02.810 --> 01:35:04.230
for the hard fought hallelujah

01:35:04.230 --> 01:35:06.650
the bindage guy at the kristriach

01:35:07.690 --> 01:35:08.370
yeah

01:35:09.310 --> 01:35:11.190
yeah she's gonna latch

01:35:11.190 --> 01:35:12.630
on like a leech

01:35:12.630 --> 01:35:14.310
arc rock wolverine

01:35:14.310 --> 01:35:17.910
you better hope she didn't have

01:35:17.910 --> 01:35:19.730
a beans last night

01:35:19.730 --> 01:35:21.570
that that is

01:35:21.570 --> 01:35:22.490
true there

01:35:23.750 --> 01:35:25.950
especially if you're the big spoon

01:35:25.950 --> 01:35:27.370
it's like somebody put

01:35:27.370 --> 01:35:29.710
a fucking cigarette lighter up to your groin

01:35:31.430 --> 01:35:32.630
right in your

01:35:33.270 --> 01:35:34.310
skims and Mormon underwear

01:35:34.310 --> 01:35:35.410
yeah

01:35:36.550 --> 01:35:39.230
they give each a pair of skims

01:35:39.230 --> 01:35:41.150
you're gonna wish

01:35:41.150 --> 01:35:42.210
you went back

01:35:43.490 --> 01:35:44.210
Areson

01:35:45.590 --> 01:35:46.310
Areson

01:35:48.170 --> 01:35:48.890
Areson

01:35:49.410 --> 01:35:50.610
the cave of terror

01:35:51.150 --> 01:35:52.470
is the worst part of this

01:35:52.470 --> 01:35:54.850
yeah just

01:35:54.850 --> 01:35:55.970
AF assholes

01:35:58.110 --> 01:35:59.810
fucking everything up

01:35:59.810 --> 01:36:02.090
correct this one is a journey

01:36:02.090 --> 01:36:03.870
is this the hero's journey this choice

01:36:03.870 --> 01:36:05.670
well we have the monica

01:36:05.670 --> 01:36:06.730
Lewinke wraps

01:36:07.630 --> 01:36:09.410
brought to us by the great white pope

01:36:09.410 --> 01:36:11.730
ass I'm finally

01:36:11.730 --> 01:36:13.630
finally those are

01:36:13.630 --> 01:36:14.610
seeing some action

01:36:14.610 --> 01:36:17.630
you're figuring it out to sort of

01:36:17.630 --> 01:36:19.950
yeah unlike steve down there

01:36:19.950 --> 01:36:21.550
who is offended

01:36:21.550 --> 01:36:23.490
about the free advertisement

01:36:23.490 --> 01:36:25.930
my monica Lewinsky blunt wraps

01:36:25.930 --> 01:36:27.130
are finally seeing some

01:36:27.130 --> 01:36:28.990
some restream

01:36:28.990 --> 01:36:30.730
time they don't want

01:36:30.730 --> 01:36:32.670
the line between them

01:36:32.670 --> 01:36:34.810
presidential blunt wrap

01:36:35.730 --> 01:36:36.490
presidentals

01:36:37.130 --> 01:36:38.750
they are presidential

01:36:38.750 --> 01:36:39.870
they are

01:36:39.870 --> 01:36:42.130
they smell weirdly like

01:36:42.130 --> 01:36:44.790
Gwyneth Paltrow's candles

01:36:44.790 --> 01:36:47.250
but I don't know how to explain that

01:36:47.250 --> 01:36:49.430
so long as we don't neuter our cougar

01:36:49.430 --> 01:36:51.310
computer we'll get to shorting

01:36:51.310 --> 01:36:51.710
your pussy

01:36:54.810 --> 01:36:55.610
which means

01:36:55.610 --> 01:36:56.790
Christian life still matter

01:36:56.790 --> 01:36:57.790
in 2025

01:36:59.310 --> 01:37:00.390
and 2026

01:37:01.350 --> 01:37:02.530
hold on hold on

01:37:02.530 --> 01:37:04.370
was there a ludeness score underneath

01:37:04.370 --> 01:37:06.350
the I think you lied to us

01:37:06.350 --> 01:37:07.810
if you take the hard bar

01:37:07.810 --> 01:37:10.150
hard our barbecue it appears like

01:37:10.150 --> 01:37:11.730
you end up with a ludeness score

01:37:11.730 --> 01:37:14.070
there there is a ludeness score

01:37:15.570 --> 01:37:16.330
that's fair

01:37:16.330 --> 01:37:17.330
yes

01:37:18.990 --> 01:37:20.490
but I'm wondering is that

01:37:20.490 --> 01:37:22.350
my screech

01:37:22.350 --> 01:37:24.090
saved by the bell

01:37:24.090 --> 01:37:25.470
sure that's

01:37:26.170 --> 01:37:27.810
being worn by this individual

01:37:28.490 --> 01:37:30.170
can't quite get the pattern on

01:37:30.170 --> 01:37:32.890
has he been getting into your closet

01:37:34.250 --> 01:37:36.830
has AI been taking pictures

01:37:36.830 --> 01:37:37.730
of my wardrobe

01:37:38.410 --> 01:37:40.030
is this the timid grappler

01:37:42.810 --> 01:37:44.610
timid grappler is in the computer

01:37:47.170 --> 01:37:48.190
he's everywhere

01:37:48.190 --> 01:37:50.530
this is the cave of terrors

01:37:52.390 --> 01:37:53.650
this is

01:37:54.190 --> 01:37:56.190
interestingly enough cave of terrors

01:37:56.190 --> 01:37:58.490
also one of monica lawinsky's nicknames

01:38:01.990 --> 01:38:02.370
canister

01:38:11.540 --> 01:38:14.140
brown sugar or vinegar base

01:38:14.140 --> 01:38:15.780
very important question

01:38:16.320 --> 01:38:17.640
it's a secret sauce

01:38:22.760 --> 01:38:25.340
why is there black the reading rainbow guy

01:38:25.340 --> 01:38:26.280
from star track

01:38:26.280 --> 01:38:28.140
have blue hair no

01:38:29.040 --> 01:38:30.360
well there's sort of

01:38:30.360 --> 01:38:31.260
the visor

01:38:32.240 --> 01:38:33.340
covers the eyes

01:38:34.320 --> 01:38:36.400
of the VR visor

01:38:36.400 --> 01:38:38.100
yeah I seen the star track

01:38:38.100 --> 01:38:39.120
and the reading rainbows

01:38:39.120 --> 01:38:42.200
have you seen the mashup with DMX

01:38:42.700 --> 01:38:44.400
and reading rainbow theme songs

01:38:44.400 --> 01:38:45.480
haha

01:38:46.420 --> 01:38:47.540
oh buddy

01:38:48.140 --> 01:38:50.200
I don't think we can play that on this show

01:38:50.200 --> 01:38:51.780
yeah definitely not

01:38:51.780 --> 01:38:53.240
but it's

01:38:54.040 --> 01:38:55.520
exactly what you think it is

01:38:55.520 --> 01:38:57.080
youtube has decided

01:38:57.080 --> 01:38:58.740
no I'm putting that in the bank for later

01:38:59.340 --> 01:39:01.160
youtube has decided that our show

01:39:01.160 --> 01:39:03.080
is not allotted music

01:39:04.500 --> 01:39:05.700
music is the devil

01:39:05.700 --> 01:39:08.200
if we wrote a song

01:39:08.200 --> 01:39:08.900
right here

01:39:08.900 --> 01:39:11.260
and then produced the song

01:39:11.260 --> 01:39:13.020
and it was the first time ever to air

01:39:13.020 --> 01:39:14.960
I would still get a fucking ding

01:39:14.960 --> 01:39:16.700
from youtube after the show ended

01:39:16.700 --> 01:39:17.560
for sure

01:39:20.640 --> 01:39:21.940
it's fucked up

01:39:22.640 --> 01:39:23.280
yeah

01:39:23.700 --> 01:39:25.160
like other people play

01:39:25.800 --> 01:39:27.800
a clip of something

01:39:27.800 --> 01:39:29.320
and then talk about it and shit

01:39:29.920 --> 01:39:32.380
I get dinged for almost every fucking clip

01:39:35.540 --> 01:39:37.880
like no you don't talk

01:39:37.880 --> 01:39:39.180
about clips on your show

01:39:39.940 --> 01:39:41.840
that's not what you do

01:39:42.960 --> 01:39:44.980
we are great clips

01:39:44.980 --> 01:39:46.540
we are a clip stream

01:39:46.540 --> 01:39:48.700
we share clips

01:39:48.700 --> 01:39:51.200
part of the ecosystem

01:39:51.200 --> 01:39:53.340
of sending and receiving clips

01:39:53.340 --> 01:39:54.100
sharing clips

01:39:54.700 --> 01:39:55.740
modifying clips

01:39:57.360 --> 01:39:59.180
Omar played that hell to the

01:39:59.180 --> 01:39:59.940
na na guy

01:40:00.680 --> 01:40:01.980
the other day

01:40:02.500 --> 01:40:04.920
that one got us pegged

01:40:04.920 --> 01:40:07.980
I'm like the hell did the na na guy got us

01:40:07.980 --> 01:40:08.760
wow

01:40:08.760 --> 01:40:09.640
jeez

01:40:10.620 --> 01:40:11.920
hell to the na

01:40:11.920 --> 01:40:12.920
hell na

01:40:14.000 --> 01:40:15.200
hell na

01:40:16.780 --> 01:40:17.360
da

01:40:23.040 --> 01:40:25.040
I've never seen that video

01:40:25.040 --> 01:40:26.360
before it was hilarious

01:40:26.360 --> 01:40:28.500
my favorite part was that he had

01:40:28.500 --> 01:40:31.100
a white monkey statue on one side

01:40:31.100 --> 01:40:33.260
and then a fire extinguisher on the other side

01:40:33.260 --> 01:40:34.400
for no apparent reason

01:40:35.050 --> 01:40:37.100
like who's your set designer

01:40:37.940 --> 01:40:39.300
look man he

01:40:39.300 --> 01:40:40.560
hot out there in m streets

01:40:41.200 --> 01:40:41.680
yeah

01:40:41.680 --> 01:40:42.180
Yeah

01:40:43.480 --> 01:40:49.680
What is the natural balance of a of a white monkey statue a fire extinguisher?

01:40:50.480 --> 01:40:52.780
Yeah, and argue that

01:40:59.730 --> 01:41:02.290
We do value the work of FedEx

01:41:02.700 --> 01:41:06.330
United States Postal Service UPS all these delivery guys

01:41:07.530 --> 01:41:13.550
Uncle Ted's are very supportive of the mail delivery workers

01:41:14.690 --> 01:41:16.950
True they bring good news

01:41:17.510 --> 01:41:18.610
Male and female

01:41:20.910 --> 01:41:21.950
That's what's good

01:41:22.750 --> 01:41:24.710
We want your good newsletters

01:41:25.410 --> 01:41:28.510
So send them to contact Alan Marcus com

01:41:30.670 --> 01:41:38.390
They will be confidential unless otherwise said to share it publicly as you want us to share it then we'll share it

01:41:40.670 --> 01:41:42.750
That's true tripping me out

01:41:42.750 --> 01:41:46.750
My whole YouTube's flipped compared to our studio. That's weird

01:41:48.890 --> 01:41:49.410
Interesting

01:41:50.510 --> 01:41:54.830
Interesting, you know what happens on rubble stays on rubble for the most part

01:42:01.660 --> 01:42:06.940
Yeah, I don't know that's that that I can definitely believe that that is why Steve is over there

01:42:10.840 --> 01:42:13.380
Fair oh and Shire's over there every day

01:42:15.340 --> 01:42:21.820
For a minute it was supposedly like that on Rockfinn, but that that rug got pulled quick

01:42:22.720 --> 01:42:24.600
It had a five-year run

01:42:26.180 --> 01:42:28.200
It was a good party good setup

01:42:30.500 --> 01:42:35.820
It's a little longer than most as far as that goes

01:42:44.280 --> 01:42:47.500
Remember when we were all gonna go to Mines Fest oh

01:42:49.260 --> 01:42:49.860
Oh

01:42:49.860 --> 01:42:52.020
Was that Lindsey Sharman's thing?

01:42:53.060 --> 01:42:59.200
No, it's through the the streaming platform or the social media. Oh, yeah, that oh, yeah

01:42:59.200 --> 01:43:02.720
I do remember that that lasted like 12 days. Yeah

01:43:02.720 --> 01:43:03.760
Yeah

01:43:04.820 --> 01:43:06.260
It's a pretty good run

01:43:06.960 --> 01:43:12.980
People are waiting for my space to return. Yeah, most of them offshoots just don't hit, you know

01:43:12.980 --> 01:43:19.480
And and I understand on a streaming platform because the thing that people don't take into account is like

01:43:19.480 --> 01:43:26.120
There's a video about everything on YouTube if I want to find out how to fucking shit how to fucking

01:43:28.100 --> 01:43:31.560
Tune up a carburetor on a 1972 fucking

01:43:33.300 --> 01:43:36.480
Pacer there's some dude on there that's doing it on there

01:43:37.360 --> 01:43:44.960
Videos of it like in those videos they are that you can't replace that bulk of traffic from those videos

01:43:48.800 --> 01:43:54.580
And also you can't build that back pile up like YouTube's had for the last couple decades

01:43:55.400 --> 01:44:00.320
People putting on videos of this is how you fertilize your corn and shit like that

01:44:02.040 --> 01:44:06.680
It's not people like us that are making any difference. That's the stuff that's holding down YouTube

01:44:14.160 --> 01:44:15.540
the back catalog

01:44:17.520 --> 01:44:20.080
Yeah, and there's just no defeating it

01:44:20.680 --> 01:44:24.600
Yeah, and also YouTube is gonna maintain as the biggest platform until

01:44:25.580 --> 01:44:28.340
something else some other form of

01:44:28.340 --> 01:44:35.460
The way it streams or whatever until things start just getting laser-beamed into your head and the whatever platform

01:44:36.640 --> 01:44:39.060
Well now that they got voice voice replies

01:44:40.720 --> 01:44:45.400
Yeah, Chris was telling me that right when the show was starting start and talk about that Chris

01:44:47.180 --> 01:44:52.960
Apparently I guess if you're a if you post a video you're a creator of a video then you could

01:44:52.960 --> 01:44:58.540
reply to the comments now with voice replies kind of like on telegram and whatnot and

01:44:58.540 --> 01:45:05.020
Like so this is audio that you can hear. Yeah listen to audio replies

01:45:05.600 --> 01:45:08.740
It's not like voice to text

01:45:09.260 --> 01:45:13.420
No, it's straight up audio replies. You have to play it to hear the

01:45:14.040 --> 01:45:16.740
reply from the creator of the video

01:45:21.960 --> 01:45:25.340
Marcus Greg don't want you to hit him up on my space

01:45:26.980 --> 01:45:32.580
He's got a top eight space for me ready to go we're gonna make it serious gonna be best friends

01:45:33.740 --> 01:45:34.380
Oh

01:45:34.380 --> 01:45:35.440
Yes, all right

01:45:36.960 --> 01:45:42.400
I'll have to listen to what's on your peer volume first see if we are compatible musically speaking

01:45:43.520 --> 01:45:46.200
Right not a Christian song then

01:45:46.200 --> 01:45:53.580
You don't have a full appreciation for the entirety of the Christian genre of music

01:45:53.580 --> 01:46:00.220
I'm not sure Marcus wants to associate with you. It's gotta be emery or under oaths really

01:46:01.500 --> 01:46:02.420
Reliant K

01:46:03.660 --> 01:46:09.800
They fit trust me. Yeah, but not their air for free album. It was just to stomp clap

01:46:09.800 --> 01:46:16.180
Hey, happy go lucky for me. Well, just the first of them was Christian was in the Christian section

01:46:16.180 --> 01:46:17.380
I remember that's all

01:46:19.340 --> 01:46:25.740
Yeah, Marcus actually thinks that I'm I'm disgusting and he wouldn't associate with me

01:46:25.740 --> 01:46:28.100
But the CIA pays him to try and steer me

01:46:28.800 --> 01:46:29.480
so

01:46:31.120 --> 01:46:32.800
But my lack of

01:46:32.800 --> 01:46:39.520
Understanding in any way shape or form of the Christian music it would normally X me off of the association list

01:46:39.520 --> 01:46:44.200
Any obstacles to theocracy will less Italy be overcome?

01:46:48.020 --> 01:46:48.700
Amen

01:46:52.060 --> 01:46:53.640
Amen you can say that again

01:46:58.320 --> 01:47:02.000
My head twice just make sure I heard you correctly

01:47:03.200 --> 01:47:05.420
I quit drinking pop years ago

01:47:05.420 --> 01:47:11.640
They're talking about drinking pop and their Uncle Faddy's talking about was that pop with the real sugar in it is pretty good

01:47:11.640 --> 01:47:14.920
The last time I drank pop, you know without

01:47:16.720 --> 01:47:22.880
Well, I'll have an occasional like root beer like a homemade root beer or something and then I tried that built

01:47:23.980 --> 01:47:29.500
Bundaberg and they had I like blood oranges and they had a blood orange and I drank two of those and

01:47:30.360 --> 01:47:32.240
That shit had so much sugar in it

01:47:32.240 --> 01:47:35.460
And I just don't eat sugar like that and I woke up in the middle of the night

01:47:35.460 --> 01:47:41.220
And I thought my stomach was just in knots. It was horrible. I'm like, what did I do to myself?

01:47:41.460 --> 01:47:42.760
And it was them damn pops

01:47:46.940 --> 01:47:49.960
We've been talking about soda a lot lately soda pops

01:47:50.820 --> 01:47:52.860
Carbony and beverages last week

01:47:54.440 --> 01:47:56.700
Stuff is insidious

01:47:58.500 --> 01:48:06.840
Yeah, I drink I drink I drink probably close to a gallon of water today and a cup and maybe a mug or two of hot cocoa

01:48:09.140 --> 01:48:10.140
Like a root beer

01:48:11.400 --> 01:48:12.400
No, we're beers

01:48:12.400 --> 01:48:17.880
What what beer is like once a year like at Renfest or something you'll find you'll see homemade root beer

01:48:17.880 --> 01:48:21.320
I don't pass up on the homemade root beer. I

01:48:21.320 --> 01:48:24.540
Think that's how it's meant to be a once-a-year treat

01:48:26.020 --> 01:48:31.100
Yeah, and then my stomach hurts all night and then I'm like, that's why I don't drink pop anymore

01:48:31.100 --> 01:48:34.590
because actually I used to drink a shit ton of Mountain Dew and

01:48:35.720 --> 01:48:37.820
I listened to a show with a

01:48:39.140 --> 01:48:41.460
Some doctor and she was explaining

01:48:41.460 --> 01:48:46.080
what your body goes through from all the corn syrup and sugar and

01:48:46.600 --> 01:48:50.820
It wasn't like one of those drug commercials were like, do you feel sad?

01:48:51.320 --> 01:48:58.080
Occasionally like no these were real specific markers of what's going on in your digestive system and I was like, oh

01:48:58.660 --> 01:49:00.500
Well, I suffer all these things

01:49:01.180 --> 01:49:07.020
That's awesome. And so I and so I gave up the pop cutis. You're being such a shit today

01:49:10.840 --> 01:49:17.020
Well, there there's there's reason to live airbud returns will be in theaters in January

01:49:17.700 --> 01:49:21.260
2027 the basketball playing dog airbud

01:49:21.900 --> 01:49:22.280
returns

01:49:24.260 --> 01:49:30.380
Think we can get on the airbud bandwagon. We'd like bud here this you're a shit

01:49:33.280 --> 01:49:34.560
But he's no bud

01:49:36.280 --> 01:49:37.260
You don't need

01:49:38.240 --> 01:49:39.960
Qtis doesn't even play sports

01:49:40.640 --> 01:49:41.760
It's gotten lazy

01:49:42.480 --> 01:49:47.060
No, Qtis sits on top of the bookcase and looks down at everybody judgmentally

01:49:47.660 --> 01:49:50.760
Like with a regal nest but also judgment

01:49:52.320 --> 01:49:52.840
Okay

01:49:53.720 --> 01:49:57.520
Although she doesn't do that as much now that the other cats aren't in the house

01:49:57.520 --> 01:50:02.480
They're all kicked out and now she's like yes proper. This is my house

01:50:02.480 --> 01:50:04.240
Fuck them other cats

01:50:06.480 --> 01:50:07.840
They're right Qtis

01:50:12.260 --> 01:50:16.720
Qtis is world. Yeah, she's like this in my house

01:50:18.140 --> 01:50:20.180
You other cats can live outside

01:50:21.680 --> 01:50:25.320
And then when she wants to go outside she runs past them real quick

01:50:25.880 --> 01:50:29.560
Like like don't touch me with your other caddiness

01:50:30.480 --> 01:50:32.860
You other cats have diseases or something

01:50:34.460 --> 01:50:35.900
They're not domesticated

01:50:39.940 --> 01:50:46.300
No, they are definitely not housebroken if you let them in the house, they will piss all over it. It's horrible

01:50:50.560 --> 01:50:53.620
Hannah I'm three-quarter water and one-quarter vodka

01:50:56.260 --> 01:50:57.820
So you're one quarter Russian

01:51:04.280 --> 01:51:04.840
I

01:51:05.600 --> 01:51:09.700
Did a Russian chicken she drank water like it was water

01:51:10.320 --> 01:51:14.260
And then she would get up feeling great the next day be up fucking

01:51:15.060 --> 01:51:17.780
Smiling and making breakfast and shit. You're like

01:51:18.720 --> 01:51:22.580
Lady I just saw you give yourself alcohol poisoning with vodka

01:51:25.400 --> 01:51:25.960
Chipper

01:51:30.200 --> 01:51:33.540
You drank enough vodka to kill three of my friends

01:51:34.660 --> 01:51:38.680
Your friends are weak. Yes. Yes

01:51:40.280 --> 01:51:47.220
I said her dad in the time I dated her got into a fistfight in the parking lot of the school two times

01:51:47.220 --> 01:51:51.360
I'm like the second time. I'm like, what the fuck

01:51:52.080 --> 01:51:52.720
Wow

01:51:52.720 --> 01:51:56.100
Like how does this keep happening dude?

01:51:56.720 --> 01:52:00.100
Yeah, you realize you're out. You're not in school anymore

01:52:00.100 --> 01:52:03.560
It's okay for you to just drive and pick up your kid and leave

01:52:03.560 --> 01:52:08.940
Like you don't need to fist fight out by the flagpole anymore after your fucking 40

01:52:09.680 --> 01:52:10.240
right

01:52:10.780 --> 01:52:18.260
Right some monster energy drinking you well at least not not until the playoffs. Yeah, thank you

01:52:19.380 --> 01:52:24.440
Even UFC fighters quit by the time they're 45 you need to settle the fuck down, right?

01:52:24.440 --> 01:52:26.660
Right unless you're max all the way

01:52:27.360 --> 01:52:32.980
Or Connor and Gregor thinks he can scam another 30 million out of some idiots. Oh

01:52:32.980 --> 01:52:35.140
Man, that was horrible, right?

01:52:36.540 --> 01:52:39.660
Like well, it was a dumb move, you know

01:52:39.660 --> 01:52:45.840
he went for something crazy right out the gate with fucking enough ring rust on him to fucking sink a ship and

01:52:48.120 --> 01:52:51.740
Just didn't land right and he was twisted all wrong

01:52:51.740 --> 01:52:55.400
Like that was just that was just foolishness to start out

01:52:57.080 --> 01:53:02.000
That he was gonna come out what did he think he was fucking shony Carter or something, right?

01:53:07.420 --> 01:53:07.940
Yeah

01:53:10.200 --> 01:53:12.180
Poor max all the way

01:53:14.660 --> 01:53:18.660
All he wanted to do was legitimately beat the crap out of

01:53:21.560 --> 01:53:24.900
Conor McHabitual says, you know essay

01:53:28.140 --> 01:53:29.180
Conor McGrapes

01:53:32.180 --> 01:53:37.680
Barely is dipping into his into his whiskey a little too much when he was planning what he was gonna do for that fight

01:53:39.460 --> 01:53:42.540
Dude he looked injured on the walk-up

01:53:43.520 --> 01:53:44.120
Hmm

01:53:44.960 --> 01:53:46.600
They film in Roadhouse

01:53:46.600 --> 01:53:48.440
the rebroad out

01:53:49.140 --> 01:53:52.360
Passion of the Christ part to more passion

01:53:53.500 --> 01:53:54.600
more passionate

01:53:55.680 --> 01:54:00.420
It's like I just got the old drop kicking me Jesus who's a goalposts of life song

01:54:01.760 --> 01:54:09.140
Yeah, you can't you can't be a fan of Christian music and not know that song and you can't I am

01:54:09.140 --> 01:54:14.780
Still discovering new Christian music Bobby bear classic. That's great

01:54:15.940 --> 01:54:17.320
Reasons to live

01:54:19.580 --> 01:54:22.340
Bobby bear yeah, I Dan Anders

01:54:24.260 --> 01:54:29.720
And night Brian Henderson fought a long time because he had that blanket technique

01:54:31.020 --> 01:54:35.340
Like so he wasn't taking that many punches. Yeah

01:54:37.040 --> 01:54:41.720
He was a good just lay on top of the other guy and hump him until that guy gives up

01:54:42.920 --> 01:54:44.540
Yeah, sounds like a good time

01:54:47.000 --> 01:54:51.380
Who the fuck else shot was it Sean shirk also had that technique

01:54:52.140 --> 01:54:53.740
Any physical attention, man?

01:54:54.340 --> 01:54:58.020
shirk shirk just looked like a fucking grill on steroids and

01:54:59.380 --> 01:55:02.860
Would just get you down on the ground and just hump you until you mock it

01:55:02.860 --> 01:55:05.500
Kind of has that same philosophy

01:55:07.700 --> 01:55:09.580
Although he will throw hands

01:55:15.300 --> 01:55:15.960
Orstow

01:55:19.580 --> 01:55:23.180
That's just an Irish walkout Steve right right

01:55:26.800 --> 01:55:29.940
That's a few I that that's a few petered

01:55:30.660 --> 01:55:32.520
That's a few petered fucking

01:55:33.500 --> 01:55:34.820
Scotches later though

01:55:36.820 --> 01:55:37.540
Right

01:55:39.160 --> 01:55:47.220
It's got to be petered so it kind of like an ocean Gregor did his little jump kick it offer camera before the fight

01:55:48.220 --> 01:55:53.020
I think he landed wrong, but it wouldn't surprise me

01:55:53.020 --> 01:55:56.440
He was like, yeah, fuck it. Homie to proper 12

01:55:57.980 --> 01:56:00.700
I'll go out like a real lawyer's man

01:56:03.240 --> 01:56:08.920
He was like, oh shit, I'm not gonna beat the fuck out of me. Let her go down boys

01:56:10.260 --> 01:56:14.400
Three shots and I won't even know that they feel this right

01:56:15.500 --> 01:56:19.640
Well, I do owe the mafia 20 million dollars

01:56:22.060 --> 01:56:23.860
Go to go out there for the scouts

01:56:26.620 --> 01:56:32.540
Yeah, I don't imagine we'll ever see him again except for on those old man pillow fights

01:56:32.540 --> 01:56:38.420
Yeah, he'll be fighting for Jake Paul next. Yeah, and yeah

01:56:40.960 --> 01:56:45.560
Or going out and fighting like a Vanderhoel Holyfield or Mike Tyson or something

01:56:46.340 --> 01:56:53.480
Only they'll literally have beanbags as fucking as gloves, you know, it'll look like knock them sock them fucking

01:56:53.480 --> 01:56:54.600
Boxer

01:56:56.680 --> 01:57:01.100
It's Connor McGregor versus a wax statue of Kabib

01:57:04.040 --> 01:57:06.200
And Kabib has submitted

01:57:07.820 --> 01:57:09.820
Did he already run for president?

01:57:10.620 --> 01:57:16.120
He was threatening for a moment, but all of the serious essay

01:57:17.360 --> 01:57:19.100
Charges and

01:57:19.100 --> 01:57:24.040
all of his mafia ties like immediately got plastered

01:57:24.040 --> 01:57:32.060
All over the Irish and British press and he was like, you know what? I'm going back to the ring. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, McGregor

01:57:32.060 --> 01:57:36.180
Turns out I'm training for a fight can't run for president. Yeah

01:57:36.180 --> 01:57:40.740
James seeing a few years I guess, I don't know. Yeah, it turns out I'm more entirely

01:57:40.740 --> 01:57:43.560
I'm completely morally bankrupt and I shouldn't be

01:57:43.560 --> 01:57:51.500
Running around talking about how bad politicians are and those are qualifications for political office. Yeah. Yeah

01:57:52.180 --> 01:57:53.020
Reintroduce yourself

01:57:54.440 --> 01:57:57.920
Well, when you're talking about breaking the mainstream

01:57:58.710 --> 01:57:59.060
politician

01:58:00.480 --> 01:58:08.580
Yeah, I remember Roy Jones versus tight Tyson that wasn't that was horrible

01:58:10.920 --> 01:58:12.260
That was horrible

01:58:14.370 --> 01:58:18.500
But you know what Tyson he had his little his little

01:58:18.500 --> 01:58:23.620
Trick that he would do basically with getting inside and fucking uppercuts punch

01:58:25.280 --> 01:58:27.780
Yeah, but it's not coming out

01:58:27.780 --> 01:58:34.920
Roy Jones junior and in my opinion was probably the one pound for pound one of the greatest boxers

01:58:34.920 --> 01:58:38.360
Top three greatest boxers that ever lived. Yeah

01:58:40.240 --> 01:58:42.800
You gotta put Tyson right next to that

01:58:44.380 --> 01:58:45.420
You know

01:58:47.220 --> 01:58:53.580
Like you couldn't there was there was a decade where you couldn't touch fucking Roy Jones junior with a glove

01:58:54.780 --> 01:58:59.940
Like you better you better get all you cannot a touch and gloves at the beginning of the fight because that's the last time

01:58:59.940 --> 01:59:03.420
You're gloves making meaningful contact for the rest of this fucking fight

01:59:05.100 --> 01:59:06.920
Like that guy don't take hits

01:59:12.600 --> 01:59:13.120
And

01:59:13.680 --> 01:59:15.400
Tyson was never like that

01:59:16.100 --> 01:59:20.840
Tyson was kind of a one-trick pony and once people figured out that trick that was the end of Tyson

01:59:20.840 --> 01:59:27.400
He really wasn't great after that. He was a he was a mediocre. Although he did have that time period

01:59:27.400 --> 01:59:30.560
He went to prison

01:59:31.360 --> 01:59:32.400
Absolutely insane

01:59:32.400 --> 01:59:40.360
All the different freak out of the multiple different belts of the ultra years in a row

01:59:40.360 --> 01:59:46.340
And it wasn't just because he was a one trick named the one trick. Which one was it?

01:59:46.740 --> 01:59:52.800
Was weighed inside and throw a good uppercut

01:59:52.800 --> 01:59:53.920
You're wrong

01:59:53.920 --> 02:00:01.920
Was punch number four in Tyson's repertoire. Oh, he definitely was throw multiple punches inside

02:00:01.920 --> 02:00:05.620
That was it. No, dude. It was the fucking left hook

02:00:06.720 --> 02:00:12.540
Primarily the KO'd more people than anybody else yet an overhand right

02:00:12.540 --> 02:00:20.480
That would also do kind of the same thing then there was the multi level body shots

02:00:20.480 --> 02:00:23.960
Did the dude would throw throughout multiple rounds

02:00:26.040 --> 02:00:29.360
Buster Douglas who was a nobody figured his ass out

02:00:29.360 --> 02:00:36.260
Are you you don't I get to a title fight if you're a nobody Buster Douglas was like what 16 18?

02:00:40.800 --> 02:00:48.460
Didn't make sure nobody's got up and got fucking painted big and then what the big show are you pretending like Don King didn't do

02:00:48.460 --> 02:00:54.460
That his entire career now Ben why would the international boxing commission?

02:00:55.440 --> 02:01:03.340
Allow anything like underhanded behavior, especially from a noted honorable promoter like Don King

02:01:08.100 --> 02:01:11.560
I was I was being out of pocket

02:01:19.200 --> 02:01:22.200
Okay, yeah, it's totally out of pocket with that

02:01:23.760 --> 02:01:33.700
What do you guys think of the rocky biopic or whatever they are they're calling it they am true story of how Rocky wrote Rocky

02:01:34.660 --> 02:01:38.680
Biographical picture the metam metam metam movie

02:01:39.540 --> 02:01:42.640
That's coming out. I have no fucking idea what you're talking about

02:01:42.640 --> 02:01:45.720
Good work if you can get it

02:01:46.720 --> 02:01:50.880
You but I lost interest in the movie like 50 words ago

02:01:52.260 --> 02:01:58.180
Sylvester Stallone playing Sylvester Stallone playing Rocky Bilboa playing Rocky Bilboa

02:01:58.180 --> 02:02:03.880
It's someone who looks like Sylvester Stallone when he was younger playing Sylvester Stallone playing Rocky Bilboa

02:02:07.240 --> 02:02:08.760
Okay, sure

02:02:09.520 --> 02:02:15.720
Wait, hang on is the dude from Philly still here if dude from Philly is still here

02:02:15.720 --> 02:02:23.240
Is this because you guys are still so fucking racist that you can't just make a Joe Frazier movie

02:02:23.960 --> 02:02:27.120
You have to make them met a rocker Rocky movie

02:02:27.640 --> 02:02:31.600
You have to do that. You can't make one Joe Frazier movie

02:02:32.240 --> 02:02:33.380
Paula creeds in

02:02:34.380 --> 02:02:39.940
So many looks like Paula creed Elise, right? Carl withers is great nephew

02:02:42.500 --> 02:02:44.460
Fucking resurrecting car withers

02:02:46.480 --> 02:02:48.960
Now you got one more in you fucker

02:02:49.960 --> 02:02:54.620
Right, you were there for the fucking start where you were where they're for the Star Wars reboot

02:02:54.620 --> 02:02:59.740
You're doing ours, too. Out of the box Carl. Did you say you have one more?

02:03:03.260 --> 02:03:03.900
Oh

02:03:03.900 --> 02:03:11.200
Fuck hell no, I wouldn't watch that shit like can you imagine the guy in the fucking in the boardroom that they're like

02:03:11.720 --> 02:03:17.120
Why aren't any of our movies selling? Who's got a new idea? Oh?

02:03:18.160 --> 02:03:27.120
How about we make a movie about the guy that's acting about being the guy

02:03:29.280 --> 02:03:33.060
I'll go review that movie for one Toyota Hilux

02:03:33.700 --> 02:03:36.160
You know what honestly the trailer doesn't even look bad

02:03:36.160 --> 02:03:40.860
It doesn't even look like it's gonna be bad so it's gonna be better than probably have movies that come out

02:03:40.860 --> 02:03:47.700
The next year or so. Oh the artisanal bread shit sandwich makes it go down so much

02:04:04.060 --> 02:04:04.540
Steve

02:04:04.540 --> 02:04:09.880
Hand milled you picky bastard nobody likes it when you complain

02:04:13.060 --> 02:04:13.540
No

02:04:16.820 --> 02:04:17.780
Oh good

02:04:17.780 --> 02:04:21.940
We played a clip on the show earlier in the week where it was like they found her

02:04:21.940 --> 02:04:31.180
Maybe it was lastly where they tested a bunch of products from Trader Joe's and their gluten-free bagels had more gluten in it than like

02:04:31.180 --> 02:04:39.420
Anything else they tested. It's just everything there. It's just like all you guys will buy whatever we put on the label

02:04:40.220 --> 02:04:44.720
Dummies like you guys aren't even like allergic to gluten's it don't matter

02:04:44.720 --> 02:04:48.500
But we're gonna sell it to you can tell you it's gluten-free because you're a sucker

02:04:48.500 --> 02:04:51.540
And you're gonna buy ours over that one because we said that shit

02:04:51.540 --> 02:04:53.500
Right, okay

02:04:54.820 --> 02:05:01.240
No, it's not your latent vaccine injuries and all the other process crap

02:05:01.240 --> 02:05:06.220
We've been feeding you for 50 60 years. No, it's gluten. That's the problem

02:05:09.420 --> 02:05:15.000
Some Asian place I don't remember what it was, you know Panda Express. Let's just pull that

02:05:15.900 --> 02:05:20.180
Probably not but we'll just use that as the example call it express Panda. She said

02:05:22.260 --> 02:05:25.200
It's America number one good food

02:05:26.100 --> 02:05:34.420
Hand-eye the fucking she said anybody that went back there and and had put in a request for no MSG

02:05:34.420 --> 02:05:38.180
She's Christie said she swears at the chest and be like, oh

02:05:39.340 --> 02:05:40.940
Extra MSG

02:05:42.780 --> 02:05:45.620
You eat all MSG now

02:05:45.620 --> 02:05:49.060
How dare you

02:05:49.880 --> 02:05:52.120
It's more salty goodness

02:05:54.400 --> 02:05:57.260
What rest G stands for get that in you

02:05:58.400 --> 02:06:04.260
Oh, she's not even got she's she's like I'm not gonna tell you guys. I want you guys to eat that extra MSG

02:06:04.260 --> 02:06:09.680
We have people that live over there that listen to us two of them at least

02:06:10.620 --> 02:06:13.880
California contrarian lives fucking in like red bluff

02:06:23.460 --> 02:06:24.020
I

02:06:24.020 --> 02:06:24.240
Will

02:06:26.320 --> 02:06:26.880
Fuck

02:06:32.900 --> 02:06:36.120
Rocky Balboa movies is a real and there's a

02:06:37.240 --> 02:06:42.780
Pink puncher in the ring. She said it has the name of a Japanese city in the title

02:06:46.500 --> 02:06:53.120
There it is, yeah, yeah, there's a a woman playing the role of Rocky Balboa now

02:06:53.940 --> 02:06:58.820
Right on here to woman. She's got the the pink powder puff punching

02:06:59.740 --> 02:07:00.340
gloves

02:07:01.840 --> 02:07:07.940
And Apollo we're not gonna eat full parody until that's a strong black woman and

02:07:08.560 --> 02:07:12.160
Apollo Creed is a Latino trans

02:07:12.780 --> 02:07:19.580
She's trained by a stronger black woman, but the strength of the black woman is such that it would just not be a fair fight

02:07:21.760 --> 02:07:28.820
Dude that will definitely lead credence to part two where they have to fight the actual cis gender

02:07:29.340 --> 02:07:31.060
hetero fucking male

02:07:31.060 --> 02:07:39.200
And he's like he's like super evil only he's only like five foot nine and just actually does isn't a soy boy

02:07:39.200 --> 02:07:41.260
He doesn't even have to be Dolph Lundgren

02:07:42.780 --> 02:07:50.300
But all of the power of the strong black woman transfers into the white lady when she braids her hair into cornrows before the fight

02:07:53.220 --> 02:07:54.920
It's corn sweat season

02:07:56.020 --> 02:08:00.260
Wasn't that the Sydney Sweeney movie where she was the white

02:08:03.720 --> 02:08:10.980
She only was the loud the cornrows after she went and hung out in the hood overnight and learned to fully

02:08:10.980 --> 02:08:15.280
Identify with the black fuck with the black history and identity

02:08:16.080 --> 02:08:19.840
Right, right. She got she got taught how to do the cabbage patch

02:08:20.840 --> 02:08:22.820
Yeah, also the Smurf

02:08:23.500 --> 02:08:27.860
Yeah, the cabbage scratch we go old school now, right

02:08:28.640 --> 02:08:30.180
Hit that running man

02:08:35.020 --> 02:08:39.760
Yeah, it has been one year since American Eagle

02:08:40.980 --> 02:08:44.560
Release jeans for old those special blue jeans

02:08:45.300 --> 02:08:47.300
That's American Eagle. I thought it was

02:08:48.540 --> 02:08:53.160
Leave not leave a Levi those Levi's no, it wasn't from the tribe of Levi

02:08:53.160 --> 02:08:59.620
No, it was some other smaller. Well, I think it's smaller. I don't really know anything about fashion

02:08:59.620 --> 02:09:02.900
I didn't measure it was American Eagle a big brand

02:09:04.280 --> 02:09:09.720
Yes, I have got a vast clothing knowledge and

02:09:10.560 --> 02:09:14.320
Obviously, I wear all the trendiest and finest of clothing

02:09:15.190 --> 02:09:17.340
Mm-hmm

02:09:17.340 --> 02:09:24.300
This is Calvin Klein it has been noticed that you've been putting on different shirts each night of the week

02:09:26.120 --> 02:09:32.340
That's not entirely true, but yeah, they're all black sometimes swear a different black shirt

02:09:32.340 --> 02:09:39.700
I do have multiples of this flat-tober fest shirt because the bag of extra shirts got left at left

02:09:39.720 --> 02:09:44.800
And Karen told me to grab it and then she said just keep them. So then I just wear it, of course

02:09:44.800 --> 02:09:49.860
That's free shirts. Your name is on the shirt. My name is on the fucking shirt. Damn straight

02:09:51.760 --> 02:09:52.520
That's true

02:09:52.520 --> 02:09:58.420
I'm styling and profiling around here name my own name on a shirt in case that way in case

02:09:59.500 --> 02:10:04.840
Anything happens. I can you can guess between me and like eight other speakers. My name's on there

02:10:04.840 --> 02:10:06.140
I don't know which one it is

02:10:12.140 --> 02:10:12.620
I

02:10:12.620 --> 02:10:18.620
Sidney Sweeney was in under the Silver Lake. Wow. What is under the Silver Lake?

02:10:19.120 --> 02:10:22.380
You never saw under the Silver Lake. That was an interesting movie, a California movie

02:10:22.380 --> 02:10:29.340
Did you really say that to me with a surprised voice, Chris? Well, it's like a conspiracy. That's why I thought you might have seen me

02:10:32.520 --> 02:10:35.320
You can name like 12 different things

02:10:35.320 --> 02:10:41.560
If you like somehow it's like these are the 12 shows that Ben's watched in the last five years

02:10:42.680 --> 02:10:45.900
Good luck combat to street fighter to

02:10:47.380 --> 02:10:48.160
Highlander to

02:10:51.920 --> 02:10:52.960
Sure, I

02:10:52.960 --> 02:10:57.880
Did watch highlight Highlander to with Christie the old I don't know if that's a new one or not

02:10:57.880 --> 02:11:02.980
But the old one with with Christopher lamb better that I watched with Christie

02:11:02.980 --> 02:11:10.400
I made her sit through the Highlander series great. I didn't make her sit through the Mario Peoples one. I like her

02:11:16.460 --> 02:11:18.700
We ignore that one in

02:11:20.140 --> 02:11:26.620
In the cold yeah, yeah in Highlander that one that that one's unspoken that one's not spoken of

02:11:27.300 --> 02:11:27.860
Yeah

02:11:28.400 --> 02:11:28.920
I

02:11:30.040 --> 02:11:35.320
Believe there was a UFO caught in the background of one of the Highlander films

02:11:36.840 --> 02:11:40.800
Really at that they kept in because I mean they couldn't take it out

02:11:40.800 --> 02:11:43.640
They didn't have any other edits and they talk about it on one of the

02:11:44.240 --> 02:11:45.600
clips which was

02:11:47.980 --> 02:11:50.520
He's coming in just some sort of

02:11:51.200 --> 02:11:54.400
Village on a horse. I know that and it's like behind his head

02:11:55.120 --> 02:11:56.420
And oh it's in the past

02:11:57.420 --> 02:11:57.960
Yeah

02:11:59.240 --> 02:12:02.840
They probably easy to find on a YouTube

02:12:03.660 --> 02:12:05.140
Yeah, I'm sure

02:12:05.940 --> 02:12:09.500
the TV show that they made was pretty fucking cool

02:12:10.420 --> 02:12:10.980
but

02:12:12.300 --> 02:12:20.080
Yeah, Tom Jane that Adrian Paul Adrian or Adrian Paul or Paul something

02:12:23.940 --> 02:12:24.560
That

02:12:25.560 --> 02:12:30.120
Was pretty cool, but when they did the mash-up that was highly disappointing

02:12:30.120 --> 02:12:37.020
I kind of expected that to be very cool in the those last couple Highlander movies. They were pretty shady

02:12:41.100 --> 02:12:43.780
Where they mushed the two others together

02:12:45.620 --> 02:12:51.380
Yeah, too, it's so weird they turn it like this like Albert Einstein type of ending

02:12:52.420 --> 02:12:53.460
where you like

02:12:54.220 --> 02:12:55.940
crazy world peace by

02:12:56.700 --> 02:13:01.020
Cracking code to free energy after winning the Highlander prize

02:13:02.840 --> 02:13:03.480
Dom

02:13:06.460 --> 02:13:12.080
Do it it has the whole scorched sky like the Matrix straight up

02:13:21.910 --> 02:13:23.890
Jim this the rest of this show

02:13:25.750 --> 02:13:29.310
Yeah, should only be allowed to talk about technology

02:13:31.090 --> 02:13:32.710
Our robotic partner

02:13:33.490 --> 02:13:34.090
Ted

02:13:34.730 --> 02:13:40.410
Yeah, when he's tight, he's he's perfectly welcome to talk about the Matrix, but nothing else

02:13:41.510 --> 02:13:44.230
You know what it's it's appropriate because

02:13:44.770 --> 02:13:50.610
None of my technology has worked right for the last two weeks. It's just been so

02:13:51.430 --> 02:13:52.550
Luster-fucked

02:13:53.130 --> 02:13:53.630
like

02:13:54.250 --> 02:13:55.830
Slow I get like spinning

02:13:56.450 --> 02:14:02.770
You know like I'm thinking I I'm gonna let you into the room soon. I swear. I will I swear

02:14:02.770 --> 02:14:05.530
I will and I'm like refresh refresh refresh

02:14:06.790 --> 02:14:07.350
No

02:14:08.650 --> 02:14:13.630
So that's not that's not a voice filter on them. That's actually just hit. Yeah

02:14:14.270 --> 02:14:14.630
So

02:14:16.010 --> 02:14:20.590
Oh, dude, you sound like something from the 1980s

02:14:20.590 --> 02:14:27.430
I really desperately want you to talk about how they're taking over your soul how they're how they're using

02:14:27.430 --> 02:14:33.650
frequencies and and mind control to make you do become a consumer and

02:14:34.350 --> 02:14:36.050
Some shit like that

02:14:37.390 --> 02:14:38.110
Okay

02:14:41.870 --> 02:14:44.350
All right, I'll think about that

02:14:46.250 --> 02:14:48.730
And check it out, I know that

02:14:51.590 --> 02:15:00.890
Aids commercial do the entire speech from V for Vendetta when he pops up on the TV. Yeah

02:15:04.670 --> 02:15:05.390
I

02:15:05.390 --> 02:15:10.650
Be full of a little frog ribbit in there. I'll do that right now

02:15:14.790 --> 02:15:16.030
Right now

02:15:19.910 --> 02:15:20.630
Well

02:15:24.610 --> 02:15:25.330
Appropriate

02:15:27.470 --> 02:15:33.930
He just highlander didn't do a heat quickening didn't do a different fucking timeline. Yeah

02:15:35.910 --> 02:15:40.250
It's in a better place now, it's all right, he will return once again

02:15:42.190 --> 02:15:45.970
Yeah, the the controllers in the future have

02:15:47.810 --> 02:15:50.290
Displaced him because he was saying too much

02:15:51.670 --> 02:16:00.600
It's not even November yet it's fair

02:16:01.520 --> 02:16:02.320
It's fair

02:16:04.680 --> 02:16:10.080
Absolutely, there was all kinds of androgynous type shit programming shit in the 80s

02:16:10.760 --> 02:16:12.860
Like Tom Hanks Cheney

02:16:14.580 --> 02:16:21.060
Tom Hanks the very first thing I ever remember seeing him on was a show called bosom buddies were him and another dude

02:16:23.040 --> 02:16:24.240
Crossdressed and

02:16:24.860 --> 02:16:27.860
To live in this house so they could rent this house

02:16:29.320 --> 02:16:29.980
Yeah

02:16:31.100 --> 02:16:33.360
It's an it's a known method

02:16:35.400 --> 02:16:36.060
Yeah

02:16:38.220 --> 02:16:46.020
Yeah, I've regularly throughout my life dressed up as a woman so I could secure rent rental on a home. Are you Jimny click?

02:16:47.600 --> 02:16:49.120
You Princess meatballs

02:16:50.260 --> 02:16:50.920
holy

02:16:51.960 --> 02:16:56.540
Spaceballs to Israel Rick Moranis is living his best life

02:16:58.260 --> 02:16:59.700
Airbud is returning

02:17:00.640 --> 02:17:02.080
Things are looking up guys

02:17:03.620 --> 02:17:10.640
We are healing the generation of the dog in the movie with the Brad Pitt that's coming out. Is that a different?

02:17:11.820 --> 02:17:18.380
Well, that's a different movie because there's another movie with a dog in it. I don't want to confuse it with us

02:17:19.360 --> 02:17:24.340
You get the information correct here. I approach spaceballs to with trepidation

02:17:25.120 --> 02:17:33.700
It's Mel Brooks, but every time I've thought somebody actually would still be funny and not be completely woke

02:17:34.880 --> 02:17:43.260
I've been bit by it every single time like Eddie Murphy when I went when I watched coming to America to that was

02:17:44.520 --> 02:17:45.200
Horrible

02:17:46.820 --> 02:17:48.840
Yeah, it was it was terrible

02:17:50.780 --> 02:17:51.140
I

02:17:51.660 --> 02:17:58.040
Like oh yay woke Eddie Murphy awesome. That's exactly what we wanted

02:18:00.240 --> 02:18:02.780
Do you want more dogs in movies?

02:18:04.200 --> 02:18:07.600
Because we're getting that we're getting all kinds of dog movies

02:18:08.820 --> 02:18:12.020
Been 48 years since animal house is released

02:18:15.260 --> 02:18:15.980
I

02:18:15.980 --> 02:18:24.540
Reading dog stars really Scott film starring Jacob Elordi Josh Brolin and Margaret quality August 28, so that's coming up

02:18:25.680 --> 02:18:27.200
By your tickets now

02:18:28.180 --> 02:18:29.240
the dogs

02:18:31.920 --> 02:18:34.340
Movie with Josh Brolin

02:18:35.060 --> 02:18:40.280
where he gets he's locked up in this room because his family

02:18:40.920 --> 02:18:45.880
He told on this guy that was having sex with his daughter

02:18:45.880 --> 02:18:52.120
And they were like a high-class family and the dad ended up self-deleting over it

02:18:53.460 --> 02:18:59.520
Again, so this guy so this guy rich kid pays to have Josh Brolin like

02:19:00.240 --> 02:19:07.520
Put in this room and tortured for years and years and then he lets him out and somehow tricks him into having sex

02:19:07.520 --> 02:19:10.260
Into it with his own daughter because he doesn't know it's his daughter

02:19:10.260 --> 02:19:12.120
But then he tells him it's his daughter

02:19:12.120 --> 02:19:16.440
So it's just like his dad that he made fun of him Josh Brolin loses his mind and goes back

02:19:17.020 --> 02:19:19.800
It pays to go back and live in the torture place again

02:19:20.560 --> 02:19:23.120
Like fucking weird fucked up movie

02:19:31.330 --> 02:19:34.050
Chinese or Japanese movie I saw at one time

02:19:35.610 --> 02:19:38.790
Very similar are you in Japan right now?

02:19:42.510 --> 02:19:43.170
Oh

02:19:43.170 --> 02:19:43.630
Maybe

02:19:46.750 --> 02:19:48.910
You adjacent to Mitch McConnell

02:19:55.610 --> 02:20:02.730
You goose stepping with Mitch McConnell somewhere. Oh, Jody got it. It's called good. It's called old boy

02:20:03.470 --> 02:20:04.070
Oh

02:20:04.070 --> 02:20:11.090
Yeah, you say good boy to dog that references dogs

02:20:11.090 --> 02:20:17.590
Get you thinking about old man old boy. Good old boy. It's an unbelievable movie

02:20:18.330 --> 02:20:19.730
As far as stomach turning

02:20:20.350 --> 02:20:27.930
Yeah, I know I was so unhappy that I watched it like why did that? Why did I fucking make this decision?

02:20:28.130 --> 02:20:28.970
This was horrible

02:20:29.890 --> 02:20:36.790
Like this was just why would you even want to imagine this like this is just fucked up

02:20:38.350 --> 02:20:40.450
Yeah after a human centipede

02:20:42.090 --> 02:20:44.530
The first one of those second one

02:20:47.810 --> 02:20:49.930
Kept going and you kept watching

02:20:51.170 --> 02:20:55.110
Very much. Yeah, you got tricked. Yeah

02:20:55.110 --> 02:20:57.990
Thought it was a Marvel movie

02:21:01.110 --> 02:21:06.550
I'm just kidding the human centipede is a superhero or a villain

02:21:08.150 --> 02:21:14.990
Well Clay face, you know, okay, this was this pictures from the fucking

02:21:17.870 --> 02:21:21.070
War Memorial that they're gonna put up for him

02:21:22.350 --> 02:21:29.470
Well, yeah, but my question is is Mitch McConnell wearing that brand of Jean

02:21:30.110 --> 02:21:31.570
put out by

02:21:32.690 --> 02:21:33.570
Yeah

02:21:43.750 --> 02:21:50.830
You know, I think they amputated and this is just that felt the jeans

02:21:51.070 --> 02:21:51.530
somehow

02:21:52.610 --> 02:21:57.930
So it's uh, let's in Chris wooden foot. He's the turtle

02:21:57.930 --> 02:22:04.910
Day you X. Are you judging turtle feet? He's the master of disguise and you'd be able to

02:22:05.670 --> 02:22:11.270
Ridley enough for the turtle club. Chris identify him by his gang green toes

02:22:12.730 --> 02:22:17.550
Not everyone can be identified by their lady bugs only Lindsey Graham

02:22:18.270 --> 02:22:20.090
That belongs to him. That's his

02:22:26.150 --> 02:22:26.910
Trademark

02:22:28.770 --> 02:22:31.530
And his accessorized Asian

02:22:32.470 --> 02:22:33.510
caregiver wife

02:22:33.510 --> 02:22:40.770
This kicks from when we got funding for the first Iraq war, believe it or not

02:22:40.770 --> 02:22:42.030
I

02:22:47.850 --> 02:22:52.690
Slow-motion high kick. Well, turtles don't dance. They're no turtles at all

02:22:53.550 --> 02:23:01.290
Yeah, he's actually at you don't don't get fooled and think that he's in a hospital room because he's hurt

02:23:01.290 --> 02:23:08.550
He actually this this Asian lady over here has just donated her newborn child to be

02:23:09.190 --> 02:23:11.290
subsumed by Mitch McConnell and

02:23:11.950 --> 02:23:21.070
Ordered to recharge him and look he's look at how young he feels not everyone has the patience to watch a turtle ballet. They just move

02:23:21.070 --> 02:23:22.070
so

02:23:23.750 --> 02:23:25.070
Intentionally slow

02:23:25.970 --> 02:23:42.120
I'm sorry Anna. That was derogatory toward turtles card carrying turtle club number myself, but I don't brag about it. I

02:23:42.120 --> 02:23:46.360
Would not name one of my ass hairs Lindsey Graham. I would be afraid of it

02:23:47.680 --> 02:23:48.700
Ingrown hair

02:23:49.360 --> 02:23:54.420
That's how they start. They start as an asshole hair. Yeah name it Lindsey

02:23:59.620 --> 02:24:04.480
Rose and after it's become a complete pain in the ass then it starts running for Senate

02:24:04.480 --> 02:24:09.800
It takes four fortnight for a butt hair named Lindsey to turn into a senator

02:24:10.640 --> 02:24:11.200
Yeah

02:24:12.360 --> 02:24:17.240
Yeah, that you know a lot of people don't know the statistics on that. I'm glad you do

02:24:17.960 --> 02:24:18.520
Yeah

02:24:19.440 --> 02:24:21.560
That's why you gotta cut them off

02:24:21.560 --> 02:24:25.420
every every but hair that that gets an inkling of

02:24:26.340 --> 02:24:29.060
Being named Lindsey get rid of that

02:24:30.360 --> 02:24:31.820
Like right now

02:24:32.440 --> 02:24:34.200
That's why they invented a laser

02:24:34.800 --> 02:24:35.720
hair removal

02:24:38.140 --> 02:24:44.400
Yeah, that's true a goblet of adrenochrome does heal all but the problem is is you know

02:24:44.400 --> 02:24:46.920
It's hard to get them old-school goblets like that

02:24:47.960 --> 02:24:51.440
It's a sangria. Oh, it's a chalice

02:24:53.360 --> 02:24:53.920
Yeah

02:24:54.880 --> 02:24:57.240
Yeah, you can't just drink it out of anything

02:24:58.040 --> 02:24:59.160
Holy blood

02:25:04.580 --> 02:25:05.700
Holy grail

02:25:05.700 --> 02:25:07.900
React in a very specific way

02:25:07.900 --> 02:25:11.460
with with the blood of innocence that have been tortured and

02:25:12.540 --> 02:25:15.380
It gives it the real magic punch

02:25:19.280 --> 02:25:20.580
Secret of sherbert

02:25:24.040 --> 02:25:28.220
Yeah, I'm setting up that's how I'm cracking up

02:25:30.040 --> 02:25:33.600
Yeah, that's how you know when somebody's bad is when they when they like sherbert

02:25:35.900 --> 02:25:36.640
Ah

02:25:40.460 --> 02:25:41.540
Christie's immediately

02:25:54.110 --> 02:26:03.840
Listen lady, I still love you even though this even even through the sherbert thing

02:26:05.800 --> 02:26:07.720
That your love is unconditional

02:26:08.680 --> 02:26:09.200
I

02:26:09.920 --> 02:26:10.800
Polenta though

02:26:12.420 --> 02:26:18.520
Well, I thought you you we had already pre that was before the marriage

02:26:19.540 --> 02:26:21.540
Yeah, that was the prenup

02:26:26.420 --> 02:26:31.220
The best part is her mom or her aunt is the one that taught her how to make polenta

02:26:32.340 --> 02:26:37.700
And her and there's one that they think is the good way and her aunt's like did you make it this way and Christie's like

02:26:37.700 --> 02:26:41.640
Yes, that's the way I make it. She's like what he still didn't like it

02:26:46.380 --> 02:26:46.860
Oh

02:26:48.560 --> 02:26:50.460
How many stomachs do you need?

02:26:51.120 --> 02:26:56.720
That slot may he doesn't didn't didn't like that fucking mouth mush of corn clop

02:26:57.740 --> 02:27:01.000
Done in this special way. He didn't think that was excellent

02:27:01.000 --> 02:27:04.460
Let the corn sweat just let it sweat overnight

02:27:09.660 --> 02:27:10.180
is

02:27:11.380 --> 02:27:13.420
Planta a fancy name for grits

02:27:14.880 --> 02:27:19.940
I'm gonna have to go with what jody's saying here. It's whatever it is dude

02:27:20.820 --> 02:27:22.760
I I got I

02:27:23.360 --> 02:27:24.220
You know, I would

02:27:24.220 --> 02:27:30.380
From being with that group outside of the matrix as soon as that dude fucking opened up that thing

02:27:30.380 --> 02:27:33.920
And it was nothing but slop going into that cup like just like

02:27:34.480 --> 02:27:38.180
Gloop like oh no, no

02:27:40.520 --> 02:27:45.760
I'll read back to talking about Gwyneth Peltrow. She wasn't in the matrix

02:27:47.180 --> 02:27:47.740
Gloop

02:27:53.040 --> 02:27:57.040
Yeah, anything with that texture if I can go like

02:27:58.140 --> 02:28:03.020
It just comes like out of my mouth. I am spitting that shit out of my mouth

02:28:03.020 --> 02:28:08.720
It's it's it's gone. Well, this is what they're telling us. They're warning us experts are warning us about

02:28:09.240 --> 02:28:12.800
So-called ice cream not being ice or cream

02:28:13.560 --> 02:28:14.860
It's something else

02:28:16.640 --> 02:28:23.200
Dairy queen's never been ice cream. It's always been like a non dairy yogurt kind of a spread

02:28:24.140 --> 02:28:29.780
Yogurt or oil based? I don't think it's yogurt. I think it's oil based. Yeah, it might be oil based. I don't remember

02:28:30.380 --> 02:28:33.300
Like a mayonnaise based cold

02:28:34.420 --> 02:28:34.980
Parfait

02:28:38.220 --> 02:28:38.780
Right

02:28:39.560 --> 02:28:43.540
I can't believe it's not butter and it and it isn't and it's not

02:28:44.720 --> 02:28:50.160
Because I can totally believe it's not butter because in no way shape or form does it taste like butter?

02:28:52.180 --> 02:28:57.660
Yeah, I don't say white or yellow corn. I just say american corn and asian corn helps to

02:28:58.220 --> 02:29:01.240
Clarify no one I don't mind blue corn chips

02:29:02.220 --> 02:29:04.660
But in general I don't like corn

02:29:05.460 --> 02:29:07.140
Not even the baby corns

02:29:07.760 --> 02:29:13.060
Uh, the baby corns in the asian foods is all right. Okay. It's all right

02:29:13.520 --> 02:29:16.660
The water chestnuts. I love the water chestnuts

02:29:17.420 --> 02:29:20.620
Big crunch on them. Yeah, I like those a lot

02:29:24.040 --> 02:29:25.300
Is chris grooming

02:29:26.400 --> 02:29:27.980
I feel like I got a

02:29:27.980 --> 02:29:31.300
hair on my face like all this like

02:29:31.300 --> 02:29:34.340
Maggie's one of Maggie's hairs or something because I'm

02:29:34.340 --> 02:29:39.060
And it's like in my beard or something and it's bothering the hell out of me

02:29:41.440 --> 02:29:42.400
Phantom hair

02:29:44.280 --> 02:29:46.200
If we if we were wrestlers

02:29:46.640 --> 02:29:51.920
Yeah, we'd be we'd be like the like chris would be like the Lex Luger of the crew. He's like

02:29:53.000 --> 02:29:58.280
Well, you know, that's when jesus carries you when you feel the phantom hair you had that long wispy hair

02:29:58.880 --> 02:30:03.740
So when you feel that, you know, jesus is with you in the moment. You just thank you jesus

02:30:05.640 --> 02:30:07.440
Thank you jesus

02:30:07.440 --> 02:30:09.760
You know, Lindsey Graham sort of way

02:30:09.760 --> 02:30:19.660
I want to save you does that mean I should dangle hair over your head at night and you'll just start saying

02:30:19.660 --> 02:30:24.420
Thank you jesus and like you'll eventually become a christian because I absolutely not

02:30:25.220 --> 02:30:27.220
Have you been using herbal essence?

02:30:28.760 --> 02:30:35.240
Man if the rainbow mute if the rainbow community made fruity polenta I would I I would

02:30:35.900 --> 02:30:38.080
Extra dislike them that would be

02:30:38.960 --> 02:30:42.360
I am just polenta is not food

02:30:45.260 --> 02:30:45.940
Chow

02:30:47.320 --> 02:30:48.860
And the worst part is

02:30:48.860 --> 02:30:55.020
I didn't know how much we had of it and I'm the one who blows and does the grocery shopping and buys the food

02:30:55.700 --> 02:30:59.340
So like the the second or third time that she served it

02:30:59.340 --> 02:31:02.900
I don't remember which the third time the first time I

02:31:03.620 --> 02:31:06.660
Yeah, the one where I broke up with her over it

02:31:08.440 --> 02:31:13.380
The first time I was like, ah, that wasn't great but it was uh, all right, you know

02:31:13.380 --> 02:31:17.480
I ate it with corn blue corn chips and it was you know

02:31:19.480 --> 02:31:21.660
But I tried not to bitch around

02:31:22.300 --> 02:31:29.260
And then she made that shit again and I was like, you know what this is called for some bitching around because I don't want the

02:31:29.260 --> 02:31:31.760
The offense to be repeated again

02:31:33.160 --> 02:31:35.640
Like yeah, yeah, no this shit sucks

02:31:36.140 --> 02:31:39.660
That this is this is not eat edible. It's not worth eating

02:31:39.660 --> 02:31:45.060
I don't know where the fuck this even came from where I don't understand how this got on my farm

02:31:45.500 --> 02:31:47.620
Like I didn't buy this. What is this?

02:31:48.520 --> 02:31:52.920
And then again, she made it a third time and I was like

02:31:53.500 --> 02:31:54.260
this bitch

02:31:54.920 --> 02:31:57.300
She fucking doing this on purpose

02:31:57.980 --> 02:32:01.100
Like she knows how much I don't like this shit now

02:32:01.100 --> 02:32:06.260
And she made it again because she wants to like passive aggressive fuck with me

02:32:06.260 --> 02:32:13.180
And I fucking chucked the fucking plant across the room like I am nice. I am not eating that fucking slop

02:32:14.740 --> 02:32:17.740
Yeah, I chucked it across the room. Yeah

02:32:18.420 --> 02:32:21.460
Very reasonable response. Yeah, and then I broke up with her

02:32:22.680 --> 02:32:24.760
We were broke and what we had

02:32:27.520 --> 02:32:30.760
It was very very reasonable very reasonable

02:32:38.820 --> 02:32:43.900
Obviously the third time with the polenta that's when that kind of behavior is called for

02:32:44.600 --> 02:32:47.060
Now I know now she knows

02:32:48.980 --> 02:32:55.200
So so then she said we don't actually break up that's not happening

02:32:57.140 --> 02:33:04.160
And then we got married and so now she just knows that if she wants a divorce she just has to make polenta

02:33:04.160 --> 02:33:10.020
And it's an understood thing and it's understood that that's a divorce contract

02:33:13.900 --> 02:33:14.980
Oh fuck

02:33:18.260 --> 02:33:23.520
Yeah, it makes sense. Yeah, it's it's good to know where things stand

02:33:27.020 --> 02:33:30.020
You just keep that to yourself jody

02:33:30.560 --> 02:33:37.800
What did he say? He said I make shrimp and cheesy grits with polenta and bacon. It's bomb. Oh my god, that sounds amazing jody

02:33:38.420 --> 02:33:44.580
You just keep that dirty ass shit to yourself jody. I'll still let you on panels bro. Mm-hmm

02:33:46.340 --> 02:33:51.440
But I now you're suspect. I I don't I'm not gonna ever come over to your house and eat though

02:33:52.000 --> 02:33:53.660
Like you're suspect now bro

02:33:58.630 --> 02:34:01.190
Dad Marshmills and have some polenta crispies

02:34:04.310 --> 02:34:05.930
That sounds awful, I'm not

02:34:07.530 --> 02:34:10.150
We're afraid from gagging anymore

02:34:11.950 --> 02:34:20.710
We still have sports to talk about sports wrestling entertainment summer slam baseball, basketball

02:34:21.290 --> 02:34:22.830
from uh

02:34:25.110 --> 02:34:25.990
The warriors

02:34:28.010 --> 02:34:30.590
The warriors come on play

02:34:31.850 --> 02:34:35.410
No, I didn't think that that dude would be real old

02:34:36.090 --> 02:34:39.950
No, is this is this that dude from that band with the two clown guys

02:34:40.810 --> 02:34:41.410
Oh

02:34:42.590 --> 02:34:43.190
Yeah

02:34:48.530 --> 02:34:49.650
I'm insane

02:34:50.530 --> 02:34:57.370
Yeah insane insane clown party and I don't assume and anyone's a a juggalo just for wearing

02:34:58.310 --> 02:34:59.210
Corpse paint

02:34:59.770 --> 02:35:03.110
Oh, I do I they might just playing banana ball

02:35:03.110 --> 02:35:06.850
I do that just you know what you're it's better safe than sorry

02:35:08.330 --> 02:35:14.810
You you should automatically assume that they're a juggalo. Oh look what I got. I don't want to meet the hatchet man

02:35:15.610 --> 02:35:16.650
Look what I got

02:35:18.050 --> 02:35:19.570
You've got snacks

02:35:20.230 --> 02:35:22.770
lemons honey drops manuka

02:35:23.930 --> 02:35:25.590
That's new okay

02:35:26.310 --> 02:35:29.530
Your manuka maxing and you're you're mogging my rikula

02:35:30.390 --> 02:35:36.010
Yeah, yeah, I'm not getting your rikula is over here, bro. Not mogging mogging

02:35:36.550 --> 02:35:42.770
Yeah, mogging. I'm I'm I'm doing what the fool. I'm saying the fool kids words

02:35:43.710 --> 02:35:44.370
mahing

02:35:45.180 --> 02:35:45.870
the mahuna

02:35:46.830 --> 02:35:48.970
Yeah, I got I got

02:35:48.970 --> 02:35:53.590
It's got me congratulations on your brand deal real happy for you

02:35:57.510 --> 02:35:58.130
I

02:35:58.130 --> 02:36:03.630
Got tired of talking my throat raw. Yes. Losages dude's pre-game

02:36:03.630 --> 02:36:09.670
You gotta have at least gone through two before you start speaking. You gotta coat that throat go

02:36:11.490 --> 02:36:14.330
Oh fuck otherwise just sound like ted gems worthy

02:36:20.710 --> 02:36:21.330
Wait

02:36:21.800 --> 02:36:23.370
You guys wait

02:36:24.170 --> 02:36:28.990
Wait, are you oh gems worthy gems at sea world

02:36:31.270 --> 02:36:35.250
Do I sound like I'm at sea world sound like a seal clapping

02:36:36.140 --> 02:36:45.210
You sound like you're talking to us from the future in 13 in in in fucking 13 monkeys a seal clapping at city council meeting

02:36:46.090 --> 02:36:49.110
It's a it's a weird world here in the future

02:36:49.890 --> 02:36:51.130
It's like you're on

02:36:52.830 --> 02:36:56.510
Listen listen are you dropping a disk server?

02:36:56.950 --> 02:36:59.530
Listen fatty and marcus. This has

02:37:00.170 --> 02:37:00.510
be

02:37:01.350 --> 02:37:02.510
propolis in it

02:37:04.230 --> 02:37:09.010
Why does your does your fucking rikolas have be propolis in it?

02:37:09.010 --> 02:37:14.950
You're saying you're propas shiva amboo. What you see that you know what is shiva amboo

02:37:15.870 --> 02:37:16.550
propas

02:37:19.110 --> 02:37:22.810
I don't know. It's all your doctor if it lasts more than four hours

02:37:23.690 --> 02:37:25.190
Turn your urine in the gold

02:37:29.230 --> 02:37:34.550
Dude I love I get the honey over and redding all the time contrarian actually we go to

02:37:35.590 --> 02:37:38.830
All right. Well, we used to go to wootons queens and bees

02:37:39.510 --> 02:37:44.970
Uh, but actually we go to the place right across the street, which they're like in laws or something

02:37:44.970 --> 02:37:52.670
But the lady at wootons is because she's never fucking there and she raised her prices and I go buy uh, the six

02:37:52.670 --> 02:37:54.830
It's six tubs of five pounders

02:37:55.690 --> 02:37:59.910
I've bought in the buckets before but it's hard to get them from from them in the buckets

02:37:59.910 --> 02:38:02.410
They usually have them in those five pound tubs

02:38:08.250 --> 02:38:09.770
See lucy rose knows

02:38:13.950 --> 02:38:14.510
Okay

02:38:17.170 --> 02:38:17.730
I

02:38:17.730 --> 02:38:24.550
What are you paying per pound on that contrarian I get the five pound ones for 25 at this point

02:38:31.420 --> 02:38:32.680
I'm just curious

02:38:37.560 --> 02:38:42.120
Stealing my throat lozenges not even on a panel

02:38:44.940 --> 02:38:49.300
Okay, you got a you got a valid point. I'm not gonna say anything against that

02:38:50.780 --> 02:38:54.840
I should have bought two bucks of these. I don't know how much I didn't know if they were going to be very good though

02:38:56.840 --> 02:38:58.160
So you rate them highly

02:38:59.140 --> 02:39:03.380
I've thought they've I've thought they were pretty good and they seem to work pretty good. Okay

02:39:05.540 --> 02:39:10.960
They're a little bit uh, they aren't as much as hard as what you would think they're real soft at first

02:39:10.960 --> 02:39:15.400
But they got like a harder core. I don't know if that's from the heat or what's that that's about but

02:39:15.840 --> 02:39:18.300
The heat will warm them up on the outside

02:39:18.300 --> 02:39:24.980
I think it kind of sticky put them in a refrigerator cool them down

02:39:29.200 --> 02:39:31.980
Anyways, uh, I finally got some throat lozenges

02:39:33.340 --> 02:39:34.100
40 pounds

02:39:36.060 --> 02:39:36.700
You're doing

02:39:37.960 --> 02:39:41.000
Four bucks a pound. That's a buck cheaper and I'm getting it for

02:39:43.280 --> 02:39:45.060
Because I'm paying about a buck a pound

02:39:48.720 --> 02:39:54.560
Yeah, I saw it's gonna be hot. That's why I went down and sheared them last I got one moral pack of left to shear

02:39:57.600 --> 02:39:59.300
Do you want my water, baby?

02:40:00.740 --> 02:40:01.560
In the freezer

02:40:05.540 --> 02:40:07.420
103 fuck that

02:40:09.120 --> 02:40:10.520
Hell to the none

02:40:12.800 --> 02:40:15.760
We're supposed to have we just got over the heat streak

02:40:16.740 --> 02:40:20.040
Uh, we were supposed to have another one at the end of next week

02:40:20.040 --> 02:40:26.000
But that one seems to have mostly gone away. We're in the 70s this the rest of this week

02:40:27.760 --> 02:40:29.380
Yeah, the high 70s

02:40:30.340 --> 02:40:30.780
Yeah

02:40:32.600 --> 02:40:36.840
But then next week it was we did have a heat warning for next week, but that went away

02:40:40.800 --> 02:40:41.320
We

02:40:41.320 --> 02:40:45.560
Also, I've gotten over a hundred though Jody Jody's up lives up by us

02:40:46.540 --> 02:40:47.060
Yeah

02:40:52.270 --> 02:40:53.550
It's the dew point

02:40:54.390 --> 02:41:01.550
The way that weather meteorologists are describing real field temperatures have changed the language a little bit

02:41:02.310 --> 02:41:08.730
Yeah, I see when you said nobody like Jody lives us by is california contrarian was right over in red bluff

02:41:08.730 --> 02:41:10.170
We got a bunch of people here

02:41:13.090 --> 02:41:16.430
So now which restaurant is it that serves the extra msg

02:41:19.230 --> 02:41:20.130
Fucking with you

02:41:22.530 --> 02:41:29.330
Oh, it's definitely gonna be hotter over there than it is here contrarian. That's why I bought the house in this place because it's like a

02:41:31.890 --> 02:41:39.510
Rainforesty fucking climate like it is hotter at my house and it is in uh all their point by 10 degrees

02:41:40.310 --> 02:41:47.130
But it still stays pretty decent my plants absolutely love this shit. They are going crazy

02:41:51.090 --> 02:41:56.390
Yeah, better than trying to grow everything anything and writing where you have to put up shade so it doesn't kill everything

02:41:57.890 --> 02:41:59.810
Anise has been high as fuck there too

02:42:03.150 --> 02:42:05.170
Do you measure the relative humidity

02:42:08.730 --> 02:42:11.690
It's drier this year than it normally is it's dry right now

02:42:12.030 --> 02:42:13.910
Is your mom's swagger than your uncle

02:42:15.910 --> 02:42:20.450
Uh, I have not seen no my aunts nor my uncles in quite some time

02:42:22.130 --> 02:42:29.730
I saw a number of my aunts like two years ago. I don't think any uncles though. We didn't see any uncles, did we?

02:42:32.490 --> 02:42:34.770
You know you've never met a single one of my uncles

02:42:35.170 --> 02:42:35.510
Yeah

02:42:37.010 --> 02:42:42.770
Oh, she might like all my aunts though. No, no, I've not meant any of your dad's

02:42:44.190 --> 02:42:48.050
Uh, that's a shame you should be you need to meet on jenak

02:42:50.750 --> 02:42:53.790
You don't need to meet julie just on jenette stream

02:42:57.570 --> 02:42:58.010
Negative

02:43:00.510 --> 02:43:04.290
I am an old man, but my family what's up mr. Worm

02:43:04.910 --> 02:43:09.010
We we do not have a specific topic topic. It's generally about

02:43:09.650 --> 02:43:15.770
anti about all the things wrong with technology and how that's negatively affecting society

02:43:16.390 --> 02:43:19.890
Right now we're talking about how how it is around the country

02:43:22.170 --> 02:43:26.550
In northern california because there's quite a number of us here in northern california

02:43:28.690 --> 02:43:33.750
So climate in crisis so we're living through water wars and

02:43:34.550 --> 02:43:35.590
weather manipulation

02:43:36.830 --> 02:43:41.630
Hurricane in wisconsin. We do my whole water system this last week because

02:43:42.190 --> 02:43:46.870
We've lost our groundwater dropped so much that I had to go change up the water system

02:43:46.870 --> 02:43:50.570
So that way we can all have water and keep the gardens going and the

02:43:50.570 --> 02:43:54.350
And and mules happy pipes will burst

02:43:56.070 --> 02:43:58.750
Well, no, they didn't burst the groundwater dropped

02:43:59.310 --> 02:44:03.150
Below the ground below the ground so I had to go find a new spot to pull from

02:44:05.070 --> 02:44:07.250
And then rerun the whole piping system

02:44:08.770 --> 02:44:10.530
One of the joys of being off grid

02:44:11.730 --> 02:44:15.950
No, nobody I don't just call the city and go. Hey my water quit working

02:44:16.530 --> 02:44:21.350
My wife goes my wife. She has she still has that system. She goes. Hey

02:44:22.930 --> 02:44:25.150
There's no water. Yeah

02:44:26.710 --> 02:44:28.070
And then I go

02:44:31.730 --> 02:44:32.170
Oh

02:44:32.170 --> 02:44:34.430
Yes, ma'am, I'll get right on that ma'am

02:44:37.370 --> 02:44:39.290
See july 23rd west

02:44:39.290 --> 02:44:45.650
Actually, I don't say I don't say nice things like that. She's she's giving me the eye like i'm being dishonest because i'm always so

02:44:46.690 --> 02:44:52.770
Sometimes i'm I just I just go all right and then other times I might cuss at her before I go do it

02:44:59.030 --> 02:45:03.670
I do call you an egg all the time all the time well quit nagging jesus

02:45:05.950 --> 02:45:09.950
The pipes will burst under so much. Are you nagging so much?

02:45:12.010 --> 02:45:15.330
It's west hollywood underwater as a financial

02:45:17.230 --> 02:45:17.830
Messaging

02:45:19.610 --> 02:45:25.810
Oh contrarian straight spring still running strong. Well the the the stream that i'm pulling out of

02:45:25.810 --> 02:45:32.430
It hasn't away. It's not it's actually mostly been uh seasonal since we've lived here

02:45:32.430 --> 02:45:38.210
But the last couple years it's been moist enough that I can just leave it in that one and that one's got way better

02:45:38.210 --> 02:45:40.570
flow than the other one that I pull out of

02:45:41.590 --> 02:45:42.710
and uh

02:45:43.310 --> 02:45:46.270
The other one what's better is really

02:45:46.810 --> 02:45:50.630
The other one where I can pull out of it is down below my house

02:45:51.230 --> 02:45:58.930
So then I got to catch that and then pump it up to this one up top because my reservoir is up above the mount up above me in the mountain

02:45:59.670 --> 02:46:04.750
And that I you know use the gravity feed pressure to for my for my water pressure

02:46:04.750 --> 02:46:06.990
So I have to pump from there to there

02:46:06.990 --> 02:46:13.290
But on the other one I can go up above that and grab water and feed that directly

02:46:13.290 --> 02:46:18.770
So I obviously prefer that if I can because that pump takes up a lot of a lot of power

02:46:22.310 --> 02:46:25.330
And I guess rub your butt quietly

02:46:27.070 --> 02:46:32.900
Or loudly we're listening. Yeah, don't do it quietly. That's

02:46:34.370 --> 02:46:35.070
subversively

02:46:36.290 --> 02:46:42.510
The sound in west hollywood is just a while pipes gushing. I don't think it's a casting coach issue

02:46:43.160 --> 02:46:47.190
They keep having problems with their water mains breaking and bursting

02:46:47.850 --> 02:46:55.390
You've seen this video abc 7 important. What ai technology and no, ana. I don't I don't have grandparents left

02:46:55.990 --> 02:46:58.050
They would be all this shit

02:47:00.510 --> 02:47:02.070
Everything is ai technology

02:47:03.510 --> 02:47:05.690
Aided by artificial intelligence

02:47:05.690 --> 02:47:10.730
LLM. Hey, well, they did live old, but I I do think this is a real video

02:47:10.730 --> 02:47:13.290
So if they were still alive, they would be all this

02:47:13.290 --> 02:47:14.070
shit

02:47:14.850 --> 02:47:17.390
Like I said, because we're all

02:47:18.150 --> 02:47:21.190
Ted Krasinski you got any a man on the street in hollywood

02:47:22.150 --> 02:47:26.850
I can say I haven't seen any flooding except I mean

02:47:27.550 --> 02:47:29.830
some guys who stole uh

02:47:30.330 --> 02:47:31.770
Mercedes uh

02:47:32.330 --> 02:47:33.870
scv looking type of vehicle

02:47:34.770 --> 02:47:38.690
slammed into it by hydrogen the other night when I was walking outside

02:47:41.110 --> 02:47:46.450
And then they they took off all of them and one of them ran across the street from me and I was just like

02:47:47.230 --> 02:47:48.510
Because you go outside

02:47:48.510 --> 02:47:49.910
Happen to catch it

02:47:50.450 --> 02:47:51.470
They go to chinatown

02:47:52.050 --> 02:47:56.510
It didn't sound like a gun or anything. It sounded like something falling over or something

02:47:58.690 --> 02:48:01.310
But uh, that's the only flooding I've seen on my street

02:48:01.310 --> 02:48:02.950
Son of one booty climbing

02:48:03.990 --> 02:48:05.710
Haven't seen any of these bigger ones

02:48:06.750 --> 02:48:10.270
I think the helicopter in west hollywood, california

02:48:11.150 --> 02:48:18.990
flying around a little more in fact that uh, like the bay in southern california these larger these areas where like

02:48:18.990 --> 02:48:23.070
These uh, just in no offense to chris. We love chris

02:48:23.070 --> 02:48:29.450
But these fucking uh cancer lesions on the on the world of just giant people

02:48:29.980 --> 02:48:32.230
They have sewage from here

02:48:33.030 --> 02:48:40.230
It's sewage problems and water problems like you wouldn't believe like san francisco when you're walking through there

02:48:40.870 --> 02:48:42.690
every like every uh

02:48:42.690 --> 02:48:46.730
Big corner street smells like uh straight sewage

02:48:46.730 --> 02:48:55.110
And then on the cross streets, it smells like uh, raw pee like somebody's just been peeing recently not like a sewage pound

02:48:56.090 --> 02:49:01.010
And that literally is what's going on is the the sewage has overflowed into everything

02:49:01.010 --> 02:49:03.770
So it just fucking leaks out into the streets

02:49:04.370 --> 02:49:09.210
The the vapor and everything and the people are peeing right in those alleys

02:49:11.310 --> 02:49:14.490
So storm drains are backed up with water from the water mains

02:49:15.770 --> 02:49:21.330
And this has happened three times. I think this year mr. Julyan hollywood california

02:49:23.010 --> 02:49:24.970
Can listen to back to the report of it

02:49:28.170 --> 02:49:28.650
I

02:49:29.450 --> 02:49:36.310
Updating breaking news in west hollywood where a second leak has been reported just two miles away from last week's water main break

02:49:36.310 --> 02:49:38.830
Scott wipe his live overhead with this scott

02:49:40.070 --> 02:49:45.730
Yeah, tony this uh, it brings in huge questions about the infrastructure our pipelines in this area

02:49:45.730 --> 02:49:47.430
This is about two miles from the other

02:49:48.010 --> 02:49:51.210
Or a water leak. We'll show you this is on san amonica boulevard and laurel

02:49:51.210 --> 02:49:52.650
There's a lot of water going downhill

02:49:52.650 --> 02:49:56.810
But we don't have the elevation changes just want to give you some perspective because at this point type

02:49:56.810 --> 02:50:00.470
We don't know if it might be related to the break that we had on sunset

02:50:00.470 --> 02:50:06.890
And then another yesterday found another leak there at sunset that they're working on so that may not reopen for a while

02:50:06.890 --> 02:50:08.970
We'll come back to san amonica boulevard now

02:50:08.970 --> 02:50:13.630
San amonica boulevard has been the alternate for east west travel with that closure on sunset

02:50:13.630 --> 02:50:18.790
And they're gonna have to shut down san amonica boulevard all together to try and repair this just like they did

02:50:18.790 --> 02:50:24.190
On sunset boulevard and that took a week if not longer because we know now it may go in the friday

02:50:24.190 --> 02:50:28.950
Or even the weekend because they have another leak there at san amonica boulevard in a hollow way

02:50:28.950 --> 02:50:33.170
But a lot of water percolating up we see some damage possibly to a plumbing company

02:50:33.750 --> 02:50:37.250
Right next door to where the water is coming up on san amonica boulevard

02:50:37.250 --> 02:50:42.130
And then we do see quite a bit of water going down. I think that was laurel avenue on the top of your screen

02:50:52.230 --> 02:50:52.910
And

02:50:52.910 --> 02:50:54.790
Infrastructure problems

02:50:56.050 --> 02:50:59.750
And then the problem is is to rebuild the infrastructure now

02:50:59.750 --> 02:51:04.650
They have a gajillion regulations like when they put this shit in originally it was wild west

02:51:05.290 --> 02:51:10.550
Like when they built the original highway system that fucking interstate highway system

02:51:10.550 --> 02:51:14.550
That was wild west there wasn't nobody telling them to stop doing nothing

02:51:14.550 --> 02:51:17.670
They just said keep bringing in supplies and throwing shit down

02:51:18.390 --> 02:51:27.690
Like now now you can't make move two steps without fucking some kind of regulation being covered and some kind of tax being paid and blah blah blah

02:51:29.410 --> 02:51:30.690
bureaucratic bullshit

02:51:30.690 --> 02:51:30.770
Shit

02:51:35.750 --> 02:51:40.950
When did they say this happened last week this is happening actively this was like earlier this week

02:51:43.030 --> 02:51:45.210
It's weird that I haven't seen these

02:51:46.650 --> 02:51:50.970
He's telling us you don't fucking hang down on sunset in san amonica christ

02:51:51.930 --> 02:51:56.730
I mean I drive by them. That's why i'm surprised i haven't seen them

02:51:57.490 --> 02:51:59.150
Oh, that's definitely so spec

02:52:01.790 --> 02:52:03.870
I'll have to look a little harder

02:52:07.830 --> 02:52:10.990
Chris too busy grooming himself in the mirror on his way to

02:52:11.850 --> 02:52:18.810
While he's driving you know, people people thinking that perhaps these leaks are intentional. They are

02:52:20.390 --> 02:52:24.370
Suptor-fuge, maybe this is some sort of warfare happening

02:52:26.550 --> 02:52:27.190
I

02:52:27.190 --> 02:52:29.090
Mean I wouldn't be surprised just broke

02:52:29.810 --> 02:52:36.050
Jody says the clays valves are are are kind of wonky is what he's saying down there. I saw it. Yeah

02:52:38.230 --> 02:52:40.710
Could be I mean, maybe it's all china town

02:52:42.170 --> 02:52:48.130
Right pressure problem with clave out with clays valves. I seen it I seen it

02:52:51.030 --> 02:52:52.470
Time stamp that

02:52:55.170 --> 02:52:59.190
I clipped it clipped that

02:53:01.270 --> 02:53:02.050
Yeah

02:53:06.320 --> 02:53:09.290
So it's like our modern-day Nile rivers flooding

02:53:11.450 --> 02:53:16.690
Serious rising egyptian rituals just by that egyptian theater

02:53:19.380 --> 02:53:20.950
It's like sim city

02:53:22.850 --> 02:53:24.750
It was quakes godzilla

02:53:25.950 --> 02:53:27.070
Well, you know

02:53:27.810 --> 02:53:31.430
Egyptian theater the chinese theater chinese egyptian theater

02:53:32.390 --> 02:53:35.470
Yeah, it's a fusion of different ideas

02:53:36.070 --> 02:53:36.710
Mm-hmm

02:53:37.350 --> 02:53:40.750
terra cotta terra firma. Yeah, that's the clay army

02:53:41.650 --> 02:53:46.310
That's what I was wondering when is this full moon? When do we get through it? Is it the 29th?

02:53:48.910 --> 02:53:49.350
Oh

02:53:49.350 --> 02:53:52.930
Is that what's been up everybody's butts how we just had a full moon the other day

02:53:54.210 --> 02:53:57.050
We keep having full moons. It's just

02:53:59.170 --> 02:54:01.650
Moon's been full for weeks now

02:54:03.710 --> 02:54:04.150
Coming

02:54:06.950 --> 02:54:11.170
It's the bubble tomorrow night too. This is part. This is why I can't fucking sleep

02:54:11.930 --> 02:54:15.010
Yeah, I can't ever sleep during full moons. I am

02:54:16.310 --> 02:54:17.130
Mm-hmm

02:54:18.890 --> 02:54:21.030
Just have to ride out the heat wave

02:54:21.690 --> 02:54:24.610
Ride out surface El Niño El Niña

02:54:25.270 --> 02:54:26.070
jet stream

02:54:26.770 --> 02:54:32.110
Well, I gotta tell you again, it's it's more personally comfortable during the cooler wet one

02:54:32.110 --> 02:54:33.950
I can't remember which one's which either

02:54:34.410 --> 02:54:36.450
La Niña, but the El Niño

02:54:36.970 --> 02:54:44.030
The the plants grow so much better like I've all I'm seeing from everybody that gardens or grows cannabis or anything

02:54:44.030 --> 02:54:46.190
This is the best grow year in 20 years

02:54:46.890 --> 02:54:53.390
If you name your tacos, you won't want to eat them the guy down at uh, the the guy down at uh, uh

02:54:54.790 --> 02:54:56.630
Napa said that uh

02:54:56.630 --> 02:55:03.150
This is also one of the best animal years that he's seen in years fishing and everything everything's just kind of

02:55:03.750 --> 02:55:06.830
Napa the auto parts store or the winery the

02:55:06.830 --> 02:55:11.670
The auto parts store. I don't go to know. I don't drink. I don't go to nap a wine

02:55:11.670 --> 02:55:14.130
What's up delt the salad dressing capital?

02:55:15.510 --> 02:55:18.950
Yeah, no, I I just make art store there in town

02:55:20.190 --> 02:55:24.670
You know every small town in america has a nap a auto zone

02:55:25.310 --> 02:55:27.630
No auto zones in the bigger cities

02:55:30.970 --> 02:55:34.370
Little towns have napas do we have autonomous zones?

02:55:34.870 --> 02:55:39.450
And I want to go back and think about everything we ever talked about all these new ideas. Are they

02:55:39.990 --> 02:55:41.790
Still going on chas

02:55:41.790 --> 02:55:49.190
You'll have to get your phone if you want to talk about that bono phone getting the zone

02:55:53.110 --> 02:55:56.590
Hypopotamus zone hippopotamia

02:55:57.950 --> 02:55:58.870
That would be good

02:56:00.290 --> 02:56:02.190
Jim's the hip hop and hippopotamus

02:56:02.870 --> 02:56:08.530
We do have my love music on the mixed hip. That's that's great. We're gonna put that on the playlist

02:56:11.090 --> 02:56:11.550
I

02:56:11.550 --> 02:56:12.910
might have to put that on the

02:56:14.310 --> 02:56:17.410
Audio only stream the podcast archives

02:56:18.610 --> 02:56:22.470
Cutest don't know if I can play it. It's sitting in front of the camera playhead

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Cutest something just for members only to hear

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Because our members want to hear it. This isn't your it's isn't your spot. It's top

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He's down for the members

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Yeah, so are you on the grinder too?

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Oh, you're sitting on all this stuff

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She's like your stuff is my stuff

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The one it belongs to oh show now having her how

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Is uh robobot yams worthy

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Do I sound robobot? No, you sound better. Can you tell us what oh show?

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I switch computers the safety people

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Oh

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The people all that uh will they come

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They come uh, I've got

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Standing orders to all my employees if I'm not there and I was just shows up

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Right to say

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No, you can't come inside until

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Jim gets here. Yeah, and then everyone is to unplug all of their tools

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and stop working

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And go home for the rest of the day get off the tops of the ladders. Yeah on the clock. Yeah throw away all the all the

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It's like a

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$600 fine. No, it's more than that. It's like

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Could be like a $4,000 fine if you have a

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You know like a paper mask and it's just like laying on a table somewhere in a shop

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Uh, and it's not inside of a of a zilok bag sealed then it's a ocean fine

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Oh, well, you know

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They're kind of bust all them cords dangling in water

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It is kind of a cult of safety going the joints laying around on the floor

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Yeah, too many ponytails

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They're fines lots of fines big big time fines

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This is why it cost too much to fucking do anything anymore these government agencies

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In order to justify the expenditures to for them to exist

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Have to fucking go in and make your life hell and and then extract money out of you

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And fucking it makes it so this shit all becomes impossible to do it's just retarded

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I think it's a strategy

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Because they're they're doing that across the board for like small business owners like real estate

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They're cranking up, you know

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Tax amounts you have to pay for properties. They're requiring more

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regulations, you know, like if you're gonna have a

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Retail space or somebody's gonna rent then you have to like

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Have up-to-date landscaping and stuff that fits some sort of a theme and uh, you know, whatever the

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The environmental

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Choices of the city or the state that's what happens when this monster keeps getting bigger

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You got to keep justifying you got to keep paying for it and justifying it its existence

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So if they aren't making rules and writing you up for something

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Why is that even a thing that's getting paid for?

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So now they got to do it just to justify themselves and and this is what happens. We've

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people should have learned that in

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2020 when the only people that had jobs for all practical purposes were government people

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And those people anybody that works for the government

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Which is only way that it gets money is from extracting it from us

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The more people that work for them the less money we get to have

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It's a pretty simple equation

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When there's more of them or are of us that means they're gonna need to take half our fucking money

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Is that heaven or hell

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Well, it depends

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I have the oh show clip ready to go oh show, you know

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We've been wondering what oh show is up to I forgot about oh show

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Welcome oh show to the oh show oh show not an oh show to the party to the oh show party to heaven is a place interest

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Looks like he's got some nice digs for having been wanted

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For the uh, he does have a good speech about far. He does

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He's got some things to say. You don't you don't get a cult that big without being a decent speaker

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Heaven it is summer is when the English are the policemen

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Wait, can you rewind it?

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That's all the way back he starts heaven is yeah heaven heaven

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Heaven is when the English are the policemen

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The Germans are the engineers

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The Italians are the lovers

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The Swiss are the organizers and the French are the cooks

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The French are the cooks in heaven, okay, that's heaven

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Swiss are the army knife engineers

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organizers organizers

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Sure

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Now hell is what?

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Hell is

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When the Germans are the policemen

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Yeah

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End the clip there and people would be like, okay. All right, but it gets worse because this is hell

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The English are the cooks

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Are the engineers

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Italians are the organizers

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And the Swiss are the lovers

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Oh

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Show international meditation resort more the Swiss aren't the lovers. Is that because there's holes in the cheese?

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I don't understand why the Swiss

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Oh, show me

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That's right. That's right. El perro. That's right

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You and me both he said I resemble that remark

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Mm-hmm. It's like, yep, that's why it was funny. Germans. Germans are the best engineers, but yeah, maybe we should not be the police

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Not the not the police. Yeah

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Looks like they're wearing that garland that you decorate our official Christmas tree with

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It looks like a wrench a wrench

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Three or a grinchy

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Well, the good news this Christmas fingers here

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Um, okay. One two three four

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fingers

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And a thumb one two

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The foot

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Yeah, I mean we'll run it through our algorithms to determine what algorithm reuse grid her work

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Well, it looks like it's about that time done a gentleman. It's almost Christmas time

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I've been easier look for it this Christmas time with

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You love that actress, uh, Johnny depth

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Cool. Oh wait, and remember guys next week we cracked the crypto

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Under the full buck moon

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I know I've been

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I've been full bucked this entire night commando. What does that what does that mean gem?

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Well, when we crack the crypt the crypto

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We're gonna be crypto gods

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Ruling over all other men who are and we don't have to hide it anymore

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That's right. We'll be out in the open next to yourization of the hierarchy

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Correct. They'll be painting us on ceilings

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tomorrow

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Tomorrow I got a cult show with omar

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I'm not sure if sarah's doing a thursday show or not. She's spending most of the week in vegas

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That's uh in the air thing

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Um, if not, we'll have some other panels this week. Um

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In the air is a filco homes thing. So so

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Yeah, yeah

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With that, of course, uh, we try and give as much to our members as possible

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and uh

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was wild that he said that kenneth. Um

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the

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uh

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And we try to make as much member content as possible. So, uh, this is the part where we shut down the

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uh

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free show and

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Show some appreciation for our members

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Um, why did ted krasinski get pulled off?

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Couldn't change the brand name. I'm trying to find like a chink a chink a chink

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Ah

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We'll get this all organized. It's been

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So hot the corn's been sweating so much in the fields toiling away

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night and day

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Or corn it might end with a nightmare fantasy

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a moment as in

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But with that we love you guys. We'll see you next week

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Check in on your uncles

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Check on your uncles. They're probably chatting with ai

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I

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Looking for the red lady definitely hallucinating in the kitchen

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Doing strange rituals. You know how it goes

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Well, I mean, yeah, we do that

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Members only you guys know where to find it members only

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Hi guys

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Legs in back gentlemen