Ted Kaczynski, a brilliant mathematician, had been living a hermit's life in a 10 by 12 foot cabin in the Montana woods.
Uncle Ted talks in my head.
Anti-technology manifesto.
Uncle Ted talks without fear.
A hooded sweatshirt, sunglasses.
Critiquing the direction this whole society is headed.
Uncle Ted talks these ideas were spreading.
We're touching grass and greener pastures.
Leaving behind the technology disaster.
Uncle Ted talks in my head.
Uncle Ted talks crystal clear.
Uncle Ted...
When it was published in 1995, a man stepped forward to identify his brother as the unabomber.
Kaczynski.
Check it out, Joe.
Thank you very much for the 200 jewels right out the gate and sunshine.
We got all the sunshine.
Sweating where the sun don't shine.
We do have the sunshine. Yeah, no, it's been high here.
It's hot here. It's hot everywhere else.
Yeah, I went out and sheared my big alpha male today.
And this is literally, I've had him since he was born.
And the very first time he ever got sheared, my mom, my mom was still living on the farm.
She came running out, she came running out seeing what was happening because he was screaming like a woman getting murdered.
I wouldn't forget his very first shearing.
And he's been just an ass every other time.
But we went two years without shearing him this time because I wanted to lengthen out the hair and it stays cool enough here that I thought that they would be fine.
And so that two years of hair on him, out in the heat like this, he was real passive today.
I'm bad. I'm bad.
First time, like I could, like Christie and I could have sheared him without Brian even.
He like didn't pitch any kind of a fight, didn't try spitting at us.
I mean, it's always good when you don't have to get into a spitting contest with your alpaca.
Yeah, the first girl I did this year, he came up and hawked one right on the back of my head.
What's up, crowd?
What are the jewels thing?
It's that's the vertical side.
I don't know exactly what that translates into, but like it's like they give you like the other night I got like three gold, three gold coins.
They translate into money somehow, but I don't know how I don't know what it means. Exactly.
We're just video game characters to YouTube now.
Yeah.
Collect your coins.
All right, if you go around this obstacle, if you avoid the no, no words, you can get 300 jewels.
Yeah.
That's who we are to them now.
All right.
Marcus, we told.
Thank you, Linz.
And here's another six, seven, six, seven.
Marcus, we totally need you to upload the noise of Sonic the hedgehog running through coins.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
That's a good sound drop.
It is.
Make a note of that.
Oh, yeah.
So it says YouTube jewels are a virtual in app currency that viewers buy in bundles to send animated interactive digital gifts to creators during live streams.
All right.
The rubies, the virtual currency creators receive when gifts are redeemed, one ruby equals one cent, meaning 100 rubies is $1.
And so it doesn't really clarify what all the other things that they send are.
So like the 67 jewels.
I'm not sure if a jewel exactly is a ruby either.
It's a measurement of like power, electricity, a jewel.
Spelled differently, clearly, clearly.
Is the heat affecting your ability to read, Ted Allen?
It is.
It's part of the AI psychosis.
We've been chatting chatpots.
All right.
They're telling me cougars are breeding in northern Minnesota and I believe them.
The 400 jewels and crowd comes in and says Eagle.
Hang on.
Is that Eagle or is it the Eegara?
Which Eagle?
It's probably the first one.
It's like a blood eagle.
Crowd's a badass.
We're going to make a blood eagle since he's half German.
All right.
And then stay hydrated and see that's where the mick part comes in.
That means drink booze.
It's funny.
Hi, Q. Get in front of the camera.
They don't want to see your ass.
Yeah, we do.
What's up, Howard?
What's up, Greg?
So it's like fiat currency.
Oh, oh, oh, okay.
All right.
E-A-G-L-E-S Eagles.
All right.
Okay.
Look, man, I know it's there.
There's multiple reasons never to hate on Philly fans.
And first and foremost, because they're dedicated as shit.
They're loyal as hell.
They don't stop.
Like they don't.
It's an undying, just kind of supernatural belief system.
And I was born a Chicago Cubs fan.
So I understand this.
So he has suffered from resolution for many decades.
On a visceral level.
I get it, dude.
I get it.
Philly fans are Philly fans because they're fans of fucking Philly teams.
That's how it goes, you know?
Like I get it.
Steve's saying he's been fucking disappointed since Andre Dawson.
I fully understand.
Awesome Dawson.
Ryan Samburg and Andre Dawson days.
Ryan Samburg was multiple goal-globblings.
No steroids.
Look, man.
Hey, hey, no.
No, I did.
That's the first and foremost reason to respect Philly fans.
Secondly, you have to respect Philly fans because of the Bill Burr rant.
Yes.
Because he did win him back.
He won him over and he won him over because they had to agree with
everything that he was saying when he was shitting on their horrible
wretched little fint riddled town.
You have to roll with the punches.
You do it.
It's okay.
It is.
Nothing below.
And the third reason that you don't go with Philly fans is
because they can't really understand what you're saying
and they'll just punch you because they'll assume that you're
insulting them.
And so much love to the Philly fans.
You're the best.
You're almost the best in the world is you deserve.
Look, there's a version of Philly fans everywhere on the planet
and most of the world.
They're called soccer hooligans or football hooligans.
Yeah.
And that's just that everybody knows right where they belong
and they're in the zone and locked in every time that this
Hey, it's much love and much respect to all of the Philly fans
for sure.
How about the Buffalo Bills fans?
A sane kind of mentality.
My dad's best friend Jim Curran, God rest his soul,
was from Buffalo and worked for Wapaka forever.
And yeah, dude, he showed me just how gullible and faithful
the Buffalo Bills fans were over the years especially
because I was like, what, you know, 12 to like 14
when they were losing the Super Bowl every year.
Something like that.
Yeah.
We haven't got a lot.
Eric and I are from Vikings country.
We're going to stay out of this conversation.
Well, I am impartial.
I love all the sports teams equally.
Just enjoying all kinds of sports.
Just watching as a spectator.
Well, the reason that Iowa doesn't have an NFL team
is because Minnesota would probably want one too.
Indeed.
Yeah.
Indeed.
It's true.
Did you see what happened in that?
I think it was a national part.
There was some bison who found a bystander.
Yeah.
He went for a ride, didn't he?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I couldn't believe it that he ran out into the open
is the part that boggled me like, no,
them trees are your friends.
Run around them.
Get out of the open where he can get a fucking quick charge on you.
You know what it looked like to me?
It looked like he was making a break to get behind
that little tourist Jeep that he was supposed to be in
in the first place and that he was perfectly willing
to sacrifice everybody in the Jeep,
but he was old and slow and couldn't quite make it.
And that's why he got the freaking slingshot it.
I hope he's doing all right.
And I, you know, if he's going to appear on any podcast,
we might need to get our people to get in contact with his people
for an interview to ask them what was going on in your mind
when you saw the wildlife in your campsite
and did you just think that you were old enough
and that you could take it?
Actually, he was quite a ways from it
and wasn't really provoking it.
And that bison was definitely in rut
and that bison sat up from rolling in the dirt real good
and sat up and looked at an old man
that was like fucking 100 yards away
and said, fuck that old man.
Nope.
Sophie would have practiced a sitting bowl
and just sat crisscross applesauce.
He might have been okay.
If he would have just stayed in the fucking trees
where the bulk where the fucking damn bison can't
like quick maneuver, he would have been all right.
But he got out in the open
and gave that thing room to charge.
And I've been hit by a cow or a bull like that,
not a bison, much smaller creature.
And it's not great.
It's not great.
Yeah.
It's campy.
Campy fun.
I broke two ribs the last time
that he the fucking Vidar, our young bull
sent me flying.
Christy said my feet were above her head
and I landed sideways on some angle iron.
And that wasn't great.
Oh.
Yeah.
The guy had helping us load him up,
smacked him in the nuts.
I think on accident, we was trying to smack him in the ass
and he hit him in the nuts and beat our turn around
and looked at me and I was like,
I ain't no man.
Yeah.
I know when you said she was a baby.
I didn't do it.
And I've never seen him look like that.
He was pissed.
I was like, oh fuck.
I'm in so much trouble right now.
Yeah.
He hit me twice.
The first time he didn't get me real good though.
You feel qualified to teach a rodeo clown school course.
Tumbling, rolling and tumbling.
Well, I think I did better than that guy.
That guy, he did not have a good time.
No, sir.
Yeah.
He went ass over tea kettle with it.
Jim's worthy is your tech ass over tea kettle tonight.
I know I've just turned into a algae, a lake of algae,
just completely bloomed.
Right.
All the heat.
Yeah.
So there you are.
Hey, we hear you.
Hey, guys.
What's up, Jim?
What's up?
How are you guys doing?
It's reviving the heat.
Yeah.
It's not that bad here like it was.
Like 80s, 82 at like 12 o'clock today at noon,
which is like nothing compared to what it's been.
See, like here now noon's nothing.
It doesn't get really hot until it's between like five and six.
Yeah, three and five.
Yeah.
It didn't used to be that way.
It used to be like between noon and one,
maybe sometimes like between noon and two.
That would be the hottest part of the day.
And now it's just moved.
It's got to be this weird new sun going on.
It gets real hot during that like evening time of day.
Well, for me, it's I think a lot of that just has to do with
the sun doesn't even clear the trees at my house till 10.
And so my first visual sight of the sun is just after 10 o'clock.
So I think it probably takes a little longer to heat up
in our little area because the sun don't come in
and actually hit it for quite some time.
Right.
There's this weird like angle has been historically really hot,
but only for like the last maybe five years here.
Like you can see it like every single store sign
or restaurant sign that faces a particular direction,
which is like kind of South West,
like like the same place the sun is during the hot time of day
that you're talking about.
And every sign that's pointed that way is like fried,
like all the letters have turned brown,
all the like the plastic is turned brown.
Really weird.
But it's kind of a new it's a new thing that I noticed
like, you know, all of a sudden one year,
it seems like it was like the same year
that we had like sinister heat,
like a sinister heat wave for two weeks,
like a hundred and eighteen, a hundred and twenty,
which was like ridiculously out of out of sync
with what we usually get here.
I think it's energy weapons.
Myself.
Yeah.
Did you see the storm that happened in Wisconsin yesterday?
The snowstorm.
Was it a snowstorm?
I don't know.
It was it was something weird.
What happened?
There's a whole city that got taken out.
I have no idea.
Roll the video.
It's tragic.
It was shown.
It's it's shown up on social media.
There's a few areas.
Appleton, I think.
Oh, Pepper says it was a bad tornado.
What's up Pepper?
Do we know anyone in the area?
Wisconsin area.
There's a fellow named for the wind that's on panel.
Sometimes it's from and lives in Wisconsin.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I know Wisconsinites.
Is that where Mike?
Sarah G is in Wisconsin.
Yeah, Mike.
He's crazy.
I think he lives there.
Everybody loves Mike.
Yeah, he's hilarious.
Depending on where people are.
It's been like, completely the opposite of Chris.
Let's see, it went through Appleton and Menasha.
And F3 tornado.
Some reported not hearing any sirens going on.
Didn't really know that there was a...
There was no sirens?
No, in Minnesota we test them once a month every month.
Yeah, where I'm from they do every month.
Uh-huh.
They're under...
The water is terrible.
Meanwhile, in Minnesota, a lot of the water treatment facilities
are under a ransomware attack.
Yeah, I know.
Did we just get involved in a Minnesota South Dakota war?
Or, I mean, Wisconsin war?
Well, yeah.
Something to that effect.
You know, Wisconsin women love Minnesota.
Minnesota women love Wisconsin men.
You ever seen what a badger does to a gopher hole?
No.
All right.
Okay.
Was his name Mike?
I think that was Mike.
Yeah, Brown fur.
Like grayish white eyes.
That was totally Mike.
He's wanted.
He's hilarious.
I think that was in our flip trip.
I have not heard about this coming out of Jersey Crote.
Oof.
I guess there's a lot of guys named Mike.
Have we seen this particular instance of a guy named Mike?
I'm gonna bring it up here.
Jim, is this your findings?
I love these guys.
It's so funny.
There you are, fucker.
Good.
Still skipping leg day?
I don't ever do leg.
I jog every morning.
I know.
I've been watching it for a while.
Four miles a day.
That's enough for me.
Oh, man.
You didn't see Mike lately?
No.
Do you hear what happened to him?
Dude, he was fucking pecker checking the guy there in crunch fitness the other day.
A guy whacked him upside down.
You know how you wind up your towel and do a rat tail?
Yeah.
So Mike was in the shower pecker checking the guy.
The guy was like, whoops.
Snapped his towel at him.
Hit him right in the nut sack.
This guy has got the Iqtus fish.
He's wearing this soccer jersey with cross like kind of thorns.
Like in Jesus' love, live strong rubber wristband thing.
Skies.
You know that one of those bracelets says, what would Jesus do?
It's strongly implied.
I don't think they make the same sort of braided wristbands.
I've all gone to the plastics, but it's a similar sentiment.
And there's also the frog bracelets.
F-R-O-G, fully rely on God.
He has a hand braided bracelet from the very first live aid concert.
Wow.
We are the world.
Is that where he went to the altar?
We are the children.
Somehow he still heard Billy Graham's voice to it all.
This guy.
He's definitely gets the idea of what happens if you get fucking towel whipped in your nuts.
Like, oh, that's bad.
That's a bad thing.
Jesus would not do that.
Jesus would never towel whip somebody in the nut.
Is that Pastor Mike?
It could be Pastor Mike.
Crunch Fitness.
He never skips leg day.
There's more though.
There's more.
Bet you he skipped.
Well, I mean, no, he's pecker checking the guy.
If you're looking at a guy's wiener in the shower.
I mean, he literally was creeping up over the stall looking down.
All the guy saw was his big-ass eyeballs.
So where is that guy at?
Where's Mike at?
Have you talked to Mike?
Because everyone's trying to find him.
No, but if you see Mike check on him because he's in bad shape.
When's the last time you talked to him?
I have never talked to him forever.
Never?
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Oh, which Mike?
I have a friend of mine named Mike.
No, he doesn't come here.
Yeah, I know.
He doesn't come here now.
But he was at the YMCA.
I have a Mike with blond hair down here.
You know, the Delray Beach.
Yeah, that's the guy I'm talking about.
What's he do?
Mike is in Delray Beach.
He doesn't come here to check guys.
Mike's blond hair, he cuts grass up in Delray Beach.
He's got the same wire he's shot up top that you do, don't he?
Yeah, it's longer.
Longer, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mike's never come here.
Case of mistaken Mike identity, I guess.
Mike's never come here.
Not a boat with his son.
He didn't get snapped in the balls.
Mike never came here.
Are you scared?
Dude.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
I'm sitting here talking to somebody.
I'm thinking Mike.
You look like, you look like, how are you?
Nice to meet you, man.
Nope.
Check out your own Mike.
Have a good day.
And that's how you make a friend for life.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, talk about another guy getting, getting, getting the nut.
That is always, you know, good story.
It's a good, it's a good icebreaker if you don't know.
Instant bonding.
Yeah, this guy goes up to random people and pretends like he
knows them.
And it's hilarious.
Everybody, everybody like pretends like they know you
at first because like they're too embarrassed, social cues of
like, I don't remember who you are.
And we're supposed to know each other is like too great.
So they all pretend like they, they remember.
And then like, it gets so bizarre every time and so funny.
Like, after a while, their faces get real puzzled.
When I was like 20, 21 years old, I had a buddy named Bob.
I'm not going to say his last name.
I had a buddy named Bob, Bobby.
And he was half Korean and very gregarious.
Everybody loved the guy.
Didn't have an enemy in the world.
No, no, no.
And, and he, before there was ever a movie wedding
crashers or anything like that, he would find like not
super high end, but like medium range high end weddings
and just show up at him.
And nobody would say shit to him because he was half Korean
and they figured he was like somebody's friend or tutor
or something like that.
Yeah.
And so I went to a couple of them with him.
He would do this on the regular man.
This was a constant occurrence for him.
Good food.
Good food at least.
Dude.
And then years later at the, you know, the Vince Vaughn
and was the Owen Wilson.
They came out.
Yeah.
That's Bob.
That's Bobby.
But yeah, and it really is that you just,
you act like you belong there.
You smile a lot and make people feel good about themselves
and they're like, oh yeah, you're supposed to be here.
Those are fun encounters.
Say things like, I'm so happy for them.
Yeah.
We pretend like, you know, if you're talking to somebody
that's there for the bride, you pretend like you knew
the groom in grad school.
If you're talking to somebody who knew the groom,
you pretend like you knew the bride when you went
to music camp or some shit like that, you know.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
That's great.
Crow.
Crow acts like he knows strangers when he's with his wife
because she gets embarrassed because she's like,
you don't know them.
All right.
Wedding crashing is like a good, honest grift.
One of the good ones.
It's relatively harmless unless like you really act up.
Yeah.
Of course I brought a gift.
So we're in the pile over there with the other gifts.
Of course I brought a gift.
The gift of mercy and joy.
Smile will be the life of the party.
Yeah.
I brought blessed it.
I got, I got brought good energy.
To this blessed event.
So the city council meeting.
Not without the proper land acknowledgement.
Do we have land acknowledgements for this?
Meeting.
City council meeting.
I believe it happened prior to the, the clip.
Okay.
Oh my goodness.
She clapped.
Clap.
Who does that at a city council?
That's not a place for applause.
That's violence.
That's like honking.
It's like honking like Canadian geese honk and truckers
honk.
It was.
He belongs to us.
Thank you.
Sounds good to me.
Can we.
Do you ask, will you take the next person out with claps
or anything, please?
Is that a threat?
Well,
you first and out that collapse.
Take them out.
the
around here now.
Thank you.
That's totally I see where that the legal and the police
need to be involved.
Oh, no.
That's someone's that's her husband.
But.
Her husband's supporting her with collapse.
I just don't worry about the Gestapo taking your husband.
It's okay.
Say your thing.
You're stealing right to jail.
You're playing music too loud right to jail.
Right away.
You're driving too fast.
Yeah.
Wow.
Banana Republic reminder to the woman at the podium.
You have three minutes and you're down to one minute and
53 seconds.
Your time is running.
If you want to use that time to look horrified at your
husband who's being drug off by the Gestapo that that is your
choice lady.
What do we have?
That was in.
We're going to remind you to keep your remarks pertinent to
the meeting and the agenda.
Yeah.
All comments about your husband being dragged off by the
state security forces will be removed from the record.
The Internet's forever.
Terrible look at this bitch in blue.
She's just like would you use your time lady?
What you get your husband clapped.
That was like three quick quick claps wasn't to start off
with Sarah destroying data centers.
That's true.
Those were respectful respectful claps.
I what I'm enjoying is that this data center thing is
really showing people how corrupt the local level
governments are.
Yeah, and it feels like the people at the local level
are kind of the fall guys for this.
Like the shit runs downhill downstream and they're getting
it because they're getting all the pressure.
That's how they're acting.
That was the Emporia area of excuse me of Kansas City
Kansas.
Yeah, city.
Kansas City, Kansas.
Not in Kansas anymore.
You're going you're going to Guantanamo now.
For some cock meat sandwiches.
We told you about that clapping.
When the lady in blue at the front of the room tells you
don't clap, you don't clap boy.
Someone's alerted to clapping.
Peanut allergies, I suppose.
Well, we'd like to take care of the problem of institutionalized
kid Didlin for black male leverage profit.
We'd like to address those problems, but we got you guys
all up here at the city council meeting a clapping.
That you're forcing us to deal with and we can't move on to
bigger things until you guys stop, you know, effectively
engaging in acts of terrorism.
By putting your hands together.
What do you expect us to do?
Our hands are tied because yours are clapping.
That's that's why the bad happens.
It's you have your opinion about the surveillance state being
imposed on you against your will without your consent.
And if you just laid back and took it like a good victim,
then we could, you know, try to bring justice to some
different victims.
I guess just just shut up.
That's that's effectively it.
So although we ask just take what we give you
with Trump.
That's what Trump said regarding the data centers.
Did you guys see that?
I did not see that.
I saw Trump gently patting a casket.
Okay, he did that.
He did that.
Yeah.
Whose casket did he pat?
Lindsey Graham.
I think so.
I think there was a funeral for Lindsey Graham.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well, they had to have the funeral in order for the actual
president of the United States of America, Benjamin
Milikowski to leave his Tel Aviv vacation home and come
back to Washington in order to conduct some official
business, which will likely result in a heightened bombing
campaign in Iran.
The moment that he
departs DC.
Did you see the report from around this morning or from
Israel this morning?
Which one?
The one regarding Iran.
The one that said Israel declines to join in the United
States war against
Taiwan.
Oh, yeah.
No, they've been saying that for the whole time, the whole
time, excuse me, Smotridge and Ben Gavir were on record
saying it last week.
This is either an official statement codifying that yet.
Yeah, but that's that's their that's their entire position.
Hey, look, man, that's you guys.
I don't know why you'd even bring us into this
conversation.
Right, you pick the fight you you you finish your fight boots
on the ground Israeli boots on the ground.
No, no, no, no, no, we're too busy ransacking what's left
of apartment buildings and homes in southern Lebanon so
that our totally normal, totally most moral soldiers
can take pictures in whatever lingerie they find.
We found Gwyneth Baltimore promoting luxury apartments.
Well, that's good of her.
It's really good.
I always thought you looked alien.
She's got that luxury brand.
The Goop brand.
Didn't you have that fucking perfume that smelled like
her vagina or something at one point?
We did toilet day part fool made.
Yeah.
Pardon my French fries.
Yeah, Marcus is like, hmm, I do like a good little
fish feed fish and chips that is that your perfume
or is there a little fish feed going around?
It's Midwestern sushi.
It's all right.
All right.
It's all right.
She herself is really.
I didn't ask.
I don't want to know.
Didn't want to know.
Don't ask for disclosures.
You were just there for the buddy.
It was just what showed up in the feed somehow.
Don't always want to linger and ask questions.
Get those forced updates.
Tim is ready to return soon.
Well, it was pussy sending candles.
That's right.
You're got it.
You got it.
All right.
Yeah, bed bath.
That's the beyond part of the bed bath experience.
I know that Lindsey Graham is reaching out from the
great beyond to remind us of aphids.
Prang mantis.
But whatever you do, do not search.
Route with the steps.
Yeah, I feel I feel confident that there's a ramp
somewhere near the marching up the stairs
and down the stairs.
I'm going to zoom up unless they decided to walk
backwards with a casket down stairs for no reason.
Do you remember that my chemical romance music
video for Helena?
No.
Okay.
It's kind of like that.
No, I'm not gay.
It was called emo.
Emotional.
Well, we all experienced emotions.
Is that what they were calling gay kids in the
2000s?
Yeah.
So what emotions do you experience seeing the
wrinkle wrapped custom casket for Lindsey Graham
opening up and then spilling out?
What are they carrying him up into?
That did not fucking it.
The ladybug.
Oh, Lindsey ladybug.
Lady G miss lens.
She's so dramatic.
The devil is ready to welcome you home.
If that if this was a if this was not AI and was
real, then a little sign would have popped up
out of his corpse.
It said support Israel.
Right.
Well, it is a shame that they didn't truly
honor Senator Graham.
And drape his coffin in in Israeli and
rainbow flag.
There will be remixes.
Really.
Things down at my grandpa's pool hall.
They taught me lots of things.
I remember them.
Then we're good times.
Down at my granddaddy's pool hall.
Have you ever seen a drunken Negro stab
another Negro?
It was the wildest time, y'all.
I swear down at Pappy's pool hall.
You could get tense out drunk on
Juleps at two o'clock in the afternoon.
And as long as I was willing to shine shoes
and male shoes,
I could stick around as long as the fellas
kept it coming my way.
When you learned early, they were like, boy,
you gotta stop this rampant,
this rampant silliness.
You need to make manhotties yourself.
Fine, I'll join the Navy.
I'll show you.
I'm gonna surround myself with sin.
This is how you get yourself a job as a voice actor.
Oh, that was Saturday Night Live worthy.
It's true.
I flared for the dramatic.
And it wasn't the only thing flaring up
with the Lindsey Graham ladybug situation.
Fair.
Him and Mitch McConnell just doing a jig together.
Well, Lindsey and John McCain
finally reunited.
All right.
Did Mitch McConnell die yet?
Well, they haven't announced it yet.
Proof of life, proof of death.
Do you think they actually put
Lindsey Graham's coffin right next to
John McCain's sarcophagus
underneath the Washington Monument
so that every time it gets struck by lightning,
they'll both be reanimated
and then pop up out of the coffin.
Don't forget about the pool of mercury surrounding.
Right. They'll be holding hands
and going war, war, war.
We're like every good lightning strike.
They deserve to be together. They do.
They do deserve it.
They've long storied history careers.
Yeah, I suspect in the next couple of years
this is going to be a fairly common occurrence
because we've got like a fucking...
Our Senate is actually a retirement home
and nobody told us that the building
had been sold out.
Private equity now owns the home
that you put pop-up in.
Oh, no.
Pop-up errors.
Yeah, we didn't realize that BlackRock now owns the Senate
and it's just a Medicare nursing facility.
Oh.
Plan A or Plan B?
It's not a blue-backed Pac-Man.
Careful out there. The roads are buckling.
This heat wave is no joke.
Yeah, it's drying up the ground
something fierce too. We're having to water
even though it's not overly hot.
It seems to have this very sapping effect.
It's the corn sweat season.
Corn sweat, yeah.
Corn sweat.
All right.
It's what I usually worry about.
If you get the corn sweats
then you got to use the athlete's foot spray
or you end up with the corn smut fungus.
It'll be like that.
The corn smugness.
My corn's better than your corn.
Corn smut fungus.
They've tabled castles out of corn.
They say decorate them with.
Does that still happen in Mitchell?
Yeah, the world's largest corn palace.
That nobody gives a shit about.
Sure.
I don't know if a lot of people are on road trips
or traveling at all.
Yeah, when you get there,
the corn palace isn't as much corn
as what you imagine it's going to be.
There is more traditional building techniques.
It is not just a stack of corn
made into a palace.
Very misleading name.
Now the doll museum has a lot of dolls.
Well that corn smut fungus
has a lot of uses, Pepper.
You should check out some of your soups and whatnot.
It's in a lot of food.
It's kind of a surprising,
surprisingly used very heavily.
The natural ingredients.
Check your labels, folks.
Yeah, natural flavorings
aren't always what you think they are.
That means that they don't want to,
it's definitely not something they want to put on the label.
Carpenter Tom.
Saw the sign on the thumbnail.
Had to come in and pay for that good laugh.
Marcus is our in-house wizard.
I just worked in the mail room.
I don't want the promotion just yet.
Yeah, he's like that guy
off Men in Black 3
since he started the cigarette there.
He has eight arms.
Where's our Ted's booger sugar?
Ted's booger sugar.
I've never heard of it.
That's a $50 donut.
Where's our Ted booger sugar?
Never seen it, never heard it.
What are we doing here, Marcus?
Sound drops are hard in the seat.
What are we doing, Marcus?
Where's our sound drop?
We've got to hold your horses.
Congratulations to your best friend.
Marcus?
I'm your best friend.
For $50, I'm your best friend.
You bet.
Marcus?
Yes.
Where's our Ted's booger sugar?
I got to find it.
There's a couple of them.
If I find it before you,
you're never here in the end of it.
Ted, Jim's ready to get the booger sugar
in your back pocket.
I'm not hiding any booger sugar.
No booger sugar?
No booger sugar.
No Ted's booger sugar.
I'm searching for the sugar.
The brown booger sugar.
I hear it.
Ballistic milkman.
The bomb cheese song?
Oh, don't play that.
I might get in trouble.
It's a drum roll.
Where is it, Marcus?
It's not in the member's own lens.
Let's switch over to
Ted one or Ted two.
I was giving him credit for the wizard.
He's the modus in the mail right now.
Is that the one?
That's the one.
We eating good tonight.
Thank you, Tom.
Yeah, Marcus is hilarious.
We each get two tacos tonight.
Two tacos.
All right.
And a one-third
of a pound of potato
oles.
Which is the most important part.
You'll sweat the grease right out.
Don't worry about it.
No problem.
It'll be on your pillow later.
Have a good night, Tom.
Taco one, though.
I almost show up.
Green mail rooms.
And Miss
Savannah.
And Miss
Sarah is in Vegas again.
She just landed today.
Yeah, she was
she was trying to like
awkwardly
justify her
her morning
drinking.
And I was like, dude,
it's not even that.
You're at an airport.
Because long as you make your flight,
you're out of bounds.
It's whatever time
your preferred happy hour is
at all times
when you're there.
It's like a
backstage area.
You're not on the other side
of the curtain area.
You're not
really exist at the airport
once you pass
through security.
All you have to do
is like run a ticket.
People scan their phone
I'm sure.
But scan a ticket
on time.
That's it.
And between security gate
and scan ticket
there's
a period
of like suspended animation.
Yeah.
Where you drink and eat that food.
Sure.
Some people age a lifetime and some people don't age at all.
Sometimes it's super
early and you've only got it
in you to pay $14
for a shitty breakfast sandwich
and a burnt cup of coffee.
You know.
But you're still like out of time
and place.
You get that window seat
and you just sit there.
It stuck out more
when they had the smokers rooms
and you had to sit
in this little glass room
and they made the whole room
out of plexiglass
and it just had a couple big fans above it
and then everybody would
walk by and stare at you in that room
like you're a fucking monkey or something.
What are you doing in there smoking?
Yeah.
Very animal.
Just right up against the glass.
What do you think she's doing
right up against the glass?
Making maniacal sounds
right every time you take a puff.
She lost her phone.
There's a phone.
Dropped it.
I miss the old school airport smokers.
You can smoke outdoors
at the Vegas airport.
Really?
And you don't have to like
go back in through security
to get back in.
They have outdoor smokers.
It's probably not this way anymore
but years ago
last time I flew out of Dallas, Fort Worth
they had an outdoor smoking section
in the
you know like terminal areas.
You can see
where else
it's been a minute.
When I flew to Termini
in 1995
fucking
you could still smoke in one small
part of the Philadelphia airport.
Alright.
Like there's like a smoking section
of the airport.
Like
like actual
lighter
light up not like vaping
or electronic cigarette.
Yeah, I know we were
that we weren't
so gayified yet
when that happened.
And dudes didn't want to rock around smelling
like they just sucked off the Pillsbury
Doughboy and
yeah
grown men shouldn't
smell like a strawberry shortcake place
that yeah
they just shouldn't
they shouldn't.
Yeah, you smelled like burnt coffee
in fucking three-day old
tobacco like a real man.
Right.
Maybe if you were a little high
class you smelled like cherry
star smoke.
Yeah.
But you definitely
didn't smell like a like a
fucking pop tart.
You fucking swish
your sweet blunt.
Yeah.
I
was hanging out with my friend who uses
the mango blunt wrap.
That's why I smell this way.
It's like the Monica
Lewinsky.
Was it punk rap?
Monica.
Right now.
She's got a whole podcast to herself now.
Monica, what you do
that chick that freakin
that chick that like killed her kids
back in the day.
She's got a damn podcast.
Yeah, she's got a damn podcast.
Yeah, she's big on tiktok.
Bigger than us.
People were warning her
this is just what
the guy who
Ronald Reagan
has a show
and he gets booked for live music even.
He is a musician.
He does play music.
Right.
That is true.
Every night
he opens with Hey Man Nice
Shot by Filter.
Then he goes on a song too.
Then he does his collection
of John Lennon covers.
All right.
That was fucked up.
Come on.
No, Anna's right.
You vape in your airplane seat.
The bathrooms are booby trapped.
You can't smoke
in an airplane
bathroom at all.
But and I've flown this way
for years.
If you bring a laptop
open it up to
the PDF version of industrial
society in its future
and just kind of turn it a little bit
towards your neighbor.
They tend to not say anything
when you pull a cigarette
or weed vape out
and hit it on the flight.
I believe it.
They tend to be real cool real quick.
Oh fuck.
You know what?
I don't want that smoke. Never mind.
Never mind.
It is my absolute favorite way to fly.
And I used to like back in the day
I used to get hammered
before I could get on a plane.
Not a good flyer
at all.
Not.
I feel like if enough of this
stop believing
that this multi-ton
freaking cigarette tube
is supposed to be in the air
then it's just going to plummet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If we suspend our belief collectively too much
it's all going to go bad.
So, yeah.
Yeah, I used to
I used to have to like
pour me into the plane
and now it's like
okay, I'll take a few edibles
and I'll take a few more edibles
and I'll check my weed bin
in the fucking bucket.
I'll put it right in the bucket.
I don't want to get in trouble.
I don't want to pour me wherever I land anyways.
Yeah.
Now, I appreciate that
I can carry shit with me on planes now.
Fucking.
It's hard to find decent dabs
anywhere outside of it in my house.
Right.
Hey, it's smaller than a two ounce container.
Medical.
Medical is so important.
Yeah.
Dude, there was one time
my friend Teal
gave me a ride to the airport in Vegas
and she knew I was a bad flyer
and she was like, oh, I got some edibles for you, boo boo.
It's okay, here you go.
And she hands me these confectionaries
and she's a baker
and she does cannabis products and stuff like that
and they're all very, very good.
And I just
I eat one and I'm like, oh, this is yummy.
You know, I can taste some cannabis flavor in it
but it's not overwhelming.
I'm like, shit, that's good, dude.
I eat another one and I'm halfway
through my third
and she goes, dude,
you know
there's like a half a gram
of mushrooms in each of those, right?
Ha ha ha!
And I'm like, no, Teal.
Why the fuck would I know that?
Because you didn't tell me.
You made them and you handed them to me.
And I assumed
that there was going to be marijuana
in them, not mushrooms.
You said edibles
not scrumables.
And yeah, right,
right,
like, I'm going to say
45 seconds
before
you have to show your credentials
to the first
TSAO
before you get to the
put all your shit in the bin part.
Uh huh.
That's when
what wound up being like a gram and a half
of shrooms kicked it.
Yeah.
The world became very surreal
right then as a TSA
agent started groping me.
And I didn't
I wouldn't
at the groping part
yet.
I wasn't.
This is just the ID ticket part.
Passport ticket part.
Whatever.
And, you know,
I'm the fucking
just kind of like giggling
a little bit.
Gigabytes of data
up in your head.
And I'm like, this is
just this is fucking
the most ridiculous
shit, you know, and
I go through the thing and they're like,
all right, step in and I'm like,
nope, opt out.
They're like, what do you mean?
And I'm like, I'm
gonna get felt up on the government
time. You're not
scanning me.
Let's let's get with the
you know, and
as soon as the TSA
agent started the bat down, I looked
at him square in the eyes and was like,
so you come here often.
They
cannot get inside your head.
Yeah.
God damn it, dude.
You want to be a problem?
This is
retarded.
That we're even doing this.
All right.
You know, clean went through
went on the thing and the whole
flight. I was just like,
this isn't how the fuck
is this real?
How are we, you know, what?
I don't trust
flight. I don't believe it. Something
weird is happening.
We go through a little portal in that
walkway and then
as soon as the overhead air turns
on, it just knocks us out
on the tarmac and we
get transported somehow
and that's why everybody's luggage gets
lost.
Now that that explains
everything.
That is a much more logical
well explained
explanation for how
travel works.
I haven't been tucked like that
since I went and saw a Filipino
lady boy.
Radio sack. I had cheap flights to Denver
too. I paid like 38 bucks
in San Francisco and the plane
would either be jam packed or almost
completely empty. It was one of the other
never anything in between.
All of
the Rona lockdowns.
It was like that.
Dude, there was a little while you could buy plane tickets
for basically nothing.
Yeah. Radio sack was saying
16 bucks and then
just some feet.
They're all leaving
out of your place.
I freaking
I flew
from SFO to Denver.
Yeah, it was like 38 bucks,
48 bucks, something like that.
That's right.
Don't be a cheap whore.
You're going to feel me up. You're buying me dinner.
Same
free.
I ain't talking about no McDonald's
or Taco Bell.
I did offer an autograph.
I've done that a couple of times.
You want an autograph while you're at it?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They usually decline.
They'll never forget you.
Now that you've checked the measurements,
are we solid?
Are we solid?
Biometrics.
All the measurements.
Cutis, people aren't wanting to watch you
while Marcus is.
You going to lay down just fully in the camera?
All right.
I'll put that little back hump of hair down.
There you go.
It's just a nice windsock.
Keeps the plosives off the mic.
Looks like everybody's stare at me.
Everybody.
I know that's what you're here to see.
Yeah.
All eyes have been on the
Neuromancer trailer.
The Neuromancer.
The Neuromancer trailer.
What is this about? I have not seen anything about this.
Have you read Neuromancer?
What is it, Gibson?
I have not read Neuromancer.
William.
Will Clay Gibson.
They are
one of the Philip K. Dick Memorial Award
for
writing this.
The Hugo of the Nebula and Philip K. Dick
Memorial Award establishing.
William Gibson was one of the most important science fiction
authors of the 1980s.
We with a pretty good book actually.
Neumannac without it.
Oh, it's a great book.
Council call boys.
I don't know what it is.
Just no worry.
So, she's warming you up, Anna.
What's up, Joe?
You fucking stud?
Good.
The idea of jacking in to a network.
The idea of warring artificial intelligences.
I was not into sci-fi yet back in the 80s.
This is the hardest science fiction that goes hard.
The idea that you would be cyberpunk
to go against corporations
only to discover that the very corporation
that William Gibson relied on to type up his manuscript
is now financing and producing.
This is Apple TV creating the television series
for their Apple Plus platform, Neuromancer.
So, Apple has picked this up and is taking a show out of it?
Ten episodes for this run,
and they announced just yesterday, the day before,
that it would be releasing in January of 2027.
So, just, you know, 40 years late.
The book takes place?
I think it's in the near future.
It's been so long.
It's funny how things back in the day were like, you know,
the future, the long-awaited future of 2024.
Right.
2018.
You know, it seems so, like, unreasonably far away
that it was just like make-believe words.
Are you coming from the Matrix right now?
Ted Jems really?
He's coming in to us from the 1990s.
1990s.
How many bots do you have on your modem?
Well, not really that many right now.
Because my sister's online.
I've got to wait my turn.
It's only one at a time.
Duplex modem.
What could be per person?
Yeah, per house.
Yeah.
Neuromancer versus Necrophilia.
Oh.
When she tires of Jonathan Taylor-Thomas
and Hanson.
Photographies and then it's a go.
Top Matrix printers.
Yeah.
This portion of the show was brought to you by
my, my, my, my Max Hedroof.
That is a true statement.
We do have Max Hedroof in the boardroom.
Q is an Israeli artificial intelligence start-up
that was acquired by Apple for approximately
1.6 to 2 billion in January.
Q.ai.
Is that Q Intel?
The company specializes in advanced machine learning,
imaging and interpreting silent or whispered speech
through subtle facial muscle movement.
Ooh, that's insidious.
We're all going to have to learn how to keep that
silenced after that.
We're all just going to have to learn how to move
without talking our mouth or talk without moving our mouth.
Impossible.
Are you watering?
Are you putting out a fire currently, Jim?
He's crossing the data streams.
Yeah.
He's got fire.
It's incredible how upgrading our networks from
3G to 4G to 5G has just made everyone's signal worse.
Somehow.
Well, part of that is, is in part of why they're having
to put up more receivers, similar to like a magnet,
when you up the signal strength,
you lower how wide that signal goes.
So like a really strong, like a 50-gouse magnet
doesn't have near the field, the field's much smaller
than like a 20-gouse magnet because it kind of
focuses it in and makes it narrower.
So as they're going up in the 5G, 6G, blah, blah, blah,
that's making it so the area that those towers
will cover smaller.
But even so, that's not how they sold us on these upgrades.
Do you think most people would even bother listening?
When the Verizon guy comes to the city,
constantly telling us, we need to have more towers
and, you know, it has to be here or here.
So we have this network, this sort of coverage area
on the map.
Because how else are you going to call 911
or get emergency services?
But the emergency services were working just fine before.
Hey.
That's Steve's favorite way to enter a bank,
bandana and sunglasses.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
People have nostalgic feelings about 2021,
the future, as we used to refer to it.
RadioSax says the 5G gets blocked by solid objects
easier also.
This is why I don't get any signal out of my house
except for the star links.
I think T-Mobile was down yesterday.
And people paying for Mint Mobile were not prioritized.
Mint Mobile?
It's like the off-brand version on the network.
It's the lesser priority.
Remember how Obama told us that the internet is a utility
and it's as important as running water and electricity
and that everyone should have equal access to it equally?
I mean, that's good of him.
Yeah.
That was a good campaign to run on.
Yeah.
Sounded good.
Ted, Bob, Bob, parents.
Just a sketch.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, yeah, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
I get it.
Oh, and SpongeBob.
I get it.
I don't know if we have any artists listening
who want to provide sketches, drawings, art of any kind.
The backlash against AI-generated so-called clinkerslop.
I think we've reached maximum fatigue
where all these restaurants, fairs, art parties,
they're all generating through the prompting mechanism.
Their artwork and the artwork does not understand balance
and aesthetic and negative space.
So it fills every space up.
It makes it too busy.
Kind of like this artwork generated.
Now that's what Uncle Ted hated most about industrial society
and it's terrible music.
Elbow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Auto-tuning.
Bo-coders auto-tuning.
Quantized computer robot music.
It's all digital.
And the thing with vinyl is it could be played
at different speeds.
So you had to play it at the proper speed
and your hardware had to be adjusted.
And it could warp and wobble.
Checking with Freddie Badger.
I've talked to Freddie Badger in a minute.
Indeed.
He started dating that lady that plays accordion with him.
So he'd been busy getting it.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, they're making multiple kinds of music together.
Music.
So he's been busy getting his pee-pee touched.
He ain't been talking.
We haven't talked to him for a minute.
Well, it's been a minute.
So I have to go talk to him again.
Well, plus it's summer.
So he does finish carpentry.
So that during the summer, that's the busy season,
which I get.
I'm in my busy season too.
I'm just now hopefully next week,
getting to where I'm on some smoother sailing
for the rest of the summer.
Start putting up some wood.
Yeah, we will use things that are sent in
and then we'll abuse them.
It's okay.
We're all just living in this
fever dream of AI generated everything.
And that's just part of it.
So now we'll push it further and further.
And we'll see if we can approach
peakness of just tired and fatigue of everything.
Once the novelty wears off,
and if we can accelerate that,
then we can get back to being human again.
Great.
But for now, this is the fourth industrial revolution
and we will.
I will admit that interestingly enough,
you really start being able to tell which AI art made it,
made like the clip, or like the thumbnail.
You can tell which AI art made it.
Like it's distinctly,
they distinctly have their own flavors now.
Ted Krasinski.
They're all kind of Crisco flavored.
Yeah.
Cisco.
You know that.
You know that Ted Krasinski up.
He'll give us a thumbs up when he's ready.
You make me lean forward and do it.
Yeah, I got it right here.
Here we go.
All right, all right, all right.
Hey, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy.
What's going on?
I am a little.
It's the ornery.
The heat's got Ted Allen ornery.
We're not pronouncing.
We're not pronouncing hard hours.
It's just soft hours.
Understood.
Yeah, it's super hot here too.
Gentle agitation, gentle agitation.
I said I was shearing my alpha male
who's never once been good shearing
in his whole life because I've had him his whole life.
And today he just laid there like,
yeah, dude, get the fucking hair off me.
Would you?
Kindly, please.
What's up, Adam?
Yeah, he was he was super cool about it.
He kicked for like 30 seconds one time.
You know, I think it was obligatory.
He's like, I can't let you just have it.
Hey.
And then and then he quit.
He's like, all right, never mind.
This is great.
Get that hair off me.
Just just a sweat lodge vision
quest experience had to give you one
for the streets, though.
Yeah, yeah.
Gentle curbside stomp.
Yeah, otherwise he would have felt
like a puss, but he's like, no,
no, I did kick a couple times.
I kicked a couple times that once.
Other than that, I just let him do it.
They've all been, I think that two-year
thing really worked out because that
with they really want that hair off
him now this year where normally
they're a little on rear about it.
When it with it being hot and them
getting sheared, they're like, nah, cool,
cool, do this.
What makes sense?
Yep.
Yeah, it's worked out nice.
And I was a little scared that after
skipping a year of shearing, my shearing
hand would be a little rusty,
but it has and I've done real good
this year.
I haven't, nobody's gotten cut at all,
nothing.
Yeah.
Stop!
Bubba's full of piss and vinegar.
Give me a minute.
What's the good word today?
Just sounds, just sounds, just runs.
Nice.
Throat clearing, crossing streams.
We talked a little bit about Apple TV
and the new Neuromancer series.
It's prestige television.
Unfortunately, Zendaya is not in it,
but there is another nice young
woman playing Molly.
Wouldn't want her to not ruin
every fucking old school series.
Well, it is about drugs
and jacking in
and that's sort of the low life
experience.
I think I left a comment on some
nerd's page saying,
do you think William Gibson named
his Molly character after the club
drug?
In the 80s?
Well, when did it start
being called Molly?
In like the 2000s?
Yeah, 80s
was the crack epidemic.
Yeah, but
that's when like MDMA
and ecstasy became a prolific
party drug.
It carried over
into the 90s
but throughout most of the 90s
it was still in pill form.
It wasn't until like
97, 98
that anybody saw like
powdered MDMA
and probably
98, 99 people
started referring to it everywhere as
Molly and then that just
sort of became the catch all for it
for the 2000s.
Allegedly.
Right.
Let's see what
search says.
Yep, 2000s.
That's what it says.
Right on Steve.
He came
by that knowledge
due to reading
literature while sitting on the toilet
in the bathroom. It is not due to
personal experience of heavy drug.
I am a prolific reader.
Uncle Ted's reader.
Love me a book.
Little Jack Salos.
I had nothing to do with his
prolific drug use also during
my period.
That's downright disparaging.
I'm just describing the technique
of using
internet nerd dumb
against them to drive traffic.
So when you
intentionally
get facts wrong
about the love
property and intellectual
property and you're wrong
about it and you're boastful
and confident in your wrongness
there will be people who will
correct you about it and that
will further
propel and
perpetuate
your nonsense online
on social media sites. That stuff travels
further and faster
and longer
than if you just simply
say the fact.
That's forcing people to engage
in a dialogue of correction.
It's the well
actually
actually you're wrong.
I found out something
interesting today
on how
AI and whatnot is definitely
steering us
and here's how they're doing it
I'm about to show you. I'm
pulling it up.
If you
go into your YouTube studio
and you go
to content
let's see if I can share
this whole thing while I'm taking you
on this journey.
That's how you invite people.
That's not how you share your screen.
There we go.
Share.
Alright.
So you go into your content
and then you click
Inspiration
Spark a new idea.
So and
it's interesting because
Spin was showing me his so I looked at
and I was like wow that's really weird
how everything it's suggesting to you
is super right wing so I opened mine
up and I get homesteading
yeah alchemy of
the soil using ancient mineral techniques
for superior crop vitality
so
if you can alchemy ideas for us
yeah it starts
giving you prompts on what it kind of
wants to see you do
and we're
looking it up and if you use
these prompts and like these
it's providing thumbnails for videos
yeah it's providing the whole thing and if
you use these you are more likely
to be featured
and your stuff put up
so they're deciding your prompts
for you if you don't if you're
not your own person that wants to
this is great
domesticated
and
primal homesteading
really homesteading
okay yeah
I got a bear
I got a black guy with
his shirt off
it's marty
marty
at the party table
yeah click more
I got to give him that one
I like the meat suit manifesto
click more like this let's get more meat suit manifesto
yeah that's a good one
dead slavery alchemy turning
$37 trillion into
national spiritual gold
okay nationalism
all right
but if you use these
and you can even change your stuff
mainstream narrative critiques
let's do that
explore ideas
yeah
it's working on it
it's thinking about it it's still got my other stuff up here
and it's interesting
like I said so it's so the topic
is something that you're gonna actually kind of be about
but they're catering it
then and then rewarding you
for talking about what they want you to talk about
social experimentation
engineering
why is our
modern architecture is
designed to systematically
erase the human spirit
okay
analyzing how mainstream media uses fear
to control the natural human instinct
click more like this on one of these
some of them
more like this one
should we do this one
yeah the fear of instinct
alchemy principles
it has to be alchemical
yes
Odin's alchemy
well this is Uncle Ted talks but
well they all merge together
yeah it does or else they wouldn't be giving me stuff
so very surrounded by hermetic
philosophy and alchemy and stuff
transmuting victimhood narratives
in alchemical fire
for radical self-governance
and power that actually sounds
kind of good
yeah on the right of the thumbnail
there's a little square
hey you go the fuck away
there we go
the thing that looks like a bookmark
with kind of the arrow
that's how you save it yeah save these ideas
these are great ideas
ideas we're spreading
mainstream domesticity
through the hermetic seal of
off-grid home
yeah that's click more like this
yeah yeah yeah yeah
that is perfectly
but then also they fucking this is how they're
this is how they get you to fucking do what they want
this is how we interact
with our live chatters
live chemical marriage of soil
and spirit against the false
modern domestic cage
that is sexy
that is a bookmarkable thumbnail
yeah that's a good one
uh oh
dogs are getting told they're not yet here
hermetic
hermetic insulation techniques
to shield the sovereign homestead
from digital panopticon
ah Steve
they got the paner
Steve have you been getting into my algorithm
Steve
just a panerokitchen
the philosophy of
the fence
defending the hermetic
her homestead and societal
erosion societal
erosion the philosophy
looks very similar
alright
so this is the deconstructing mainstream
domesticity
closed loop composting
systems transmuting
the waste into gold
the occult science of closed loop
composting this is good stuff
it knows what I like
did it borrow
some of the naming conventions from
weaving spiders
right right
unplugging the phallic
grid reclaiming masculine
agency through manual hand
tool
that is optimistic
and euphemistic
we're going with that one
unplugging the phallic grid
reclaiming masculine agency through
manual
hand tools
the first thing you have to do
is go pick up a forge
yes
right
now make metal
you've got to get yourself a little smelter
you smelter
smelter
it's true
every time
the gods didn't give the man fire to cook
your food they gave us fire
to melt metal
right
yeah
the cooking the food was a bonus
the fire was to forge the things
that catch the food
exactly
somebody peeing or grilling steak
what the fuck is that
that's me
and I tried making a joke at him
first to keep them muting and then we all
listened to it
and I'm such a fucking farmer I just started
watching Jim do chores
right
it's alright
you're welcome to come over and do it if you'd like
it's a pretty good drive Jim
or else I would
you don't have to stay the night and do it
tomorrow morning too
yeah
it makes it all worth it
Stinky used the manly hand tools today
while he puffed on his mango vape
alright
I do agree though
like and I tell you what
like I said and I make
and I've got the videos of it
the alpacas just lay there and I use
just use these fucking
giant ass old fucking actual
and the animals
love it they hate getting sheared with shears
are you making alpaca pillows
no pillows
we're gonna do a campaign pillow guy
I hate the my pillow guy
Mr. Lundell Mike
Lundell
the necromancer
that's the mic we're talking about
oh yes
what is it
that mic got whipped in the nuts
yeah
snuggle up to that
you got caught peckerpeakin
yeah
you got it
you know when a guy's got a towel handy
you don't want to do that
you know
the towel
handy is very important
to carry around
in and out of the gym
it's like the home run hanky
if you don't wave it
you're not getting home run
I put up
a couple shorts
radio sack
but I'm gonna have
I've got like 30 second clips
so I can make like a two or three minute
or like a three minute short
so like each alpaca before they're sheared
and then while I'm shearing them
and then after shearing so
we'll have that probably this coming week
steak sandwich
alright okay
I just feel like going back in time
to last year at this
this time
okay let's get our time
let's get our time
to re-explore mystic
I ain't gonna lie
guadalupe of alligator alcatraz
miss mystic guadalupe
yeah the hard thought underwear
the hard thought halloween
it's kind of a flow chart
hey why is the hard hard barbecue
I
I didn't sign any document
it's part of the corporate flow chart
this is I signed nothing
this is absolute poppycock
this is our vision
questing
gotta check our ludeness
character that comes with the hard art
let's follow the course
officially licensed
hard art barbecue sauce
company
hard art barbecue company
as the co-founder
and COO
of the hard art barbecue sauce company
disavow
she's wearing
those eye covers that you wear
in tanning boots
right well I would too if I had
fish eyes
it's because the do
from space d-e-w
so if we go down the route
of the hard art barbecue company
what's our first step over there
well it just ends there
it begins and ends there
oh so that
that is its own
end point nice
wow
way to believe in the vision
no I mean it is
the vision it doesn't go beyond
that was the good path
if you picked one out of three
you just end up on the one good path
you don't gotta go through the rest of this
what happens to the people
who choose lesser
forms of barbecue sauce
what happens to them
let's back up a little bit
let's see what happens to these people
it has to do with the hard part
well if you fight hard for your underwear
that appears to be the
singular path also which I do
I approve
yeah maybe we need to
make the connections on our own
yeah where we go
well over here though
the three thousand years ago
for the hard fought hallelujah
the bindage guy at the kristriach
yeah
yeah she's gonna latch
on like a leech
arc rock wolverine
you better hope she didn't have
a beans last night
that that is
true there
especially if you're the big spoon
it's like somebody put
a fucking cigarette lighter up to your groin
right in your
skims and Mormon underwear
yeah
they give each a pair of skims
you're gonna wish
you went back
Areson
the cave of terror
is the worst part of this
yeah just
AF assholes
fucking everything up
correct this one is a journey
is this the hero's journey this choice
well we have the monica
Lewinke wraps
brought to us by the great white pope
ass I'm finally
finally those are
seeing some action
you're figuring it out to sort of
yeah unlike steve down there
who is offended
about the free advertisement
my monica Lewinsky blunt wraps
are finally seeing some
some restream
time they don't want
the line between them
presidential blunt wrap
presidentals
they are presidential
they are
they smell weirdly like
Gwyneth Paltrow's candles
but I don't know how to explain that
so long as we don't neuter our cougar
computer we'll get to shorting
your pussy
which means
Christian life still matter
in 2025
and 2026
hold on hold on
was there a ludeness score underneath
the I think you lied to us
if you take the hard bar
hard our barbecue it appears like
you end up with a ludeness score
there there is a ludeness score
that's fair
yes
but I'm wondering is that
my screech
saved by the bell
sure that's
being worn by this individual
can't quite get the pattern on
has he been getting into your closet
has AI been taking pictures
of my wardrobe
is this the timid grappler
timid grappler is in the computer
he's everywhere
this is the cave of terrors
this is
interestingly enough cave of terrors
also one of monica lawinsky's nicknames
canister
brown sugar or vinegar base
very important question
it's a secret sauce
why is there black the reading rainbow guy
from star track
have blue hair no
well there's sort of
the visor
covers the eyes
of the VR visor
yeah I seen the star track
and the reading rainbows
have you seen the mashup with DMX
and reading rainbow theme songs
haha
oh buddy
I don't think we can play that on this show
yeah definitely not
but it's
exactly what you think it is
youtube has decided
no I'm putting that in the bank for later
youtube has decided that our show
is not allotted music
music is the devil
if we wrote a song
right here
and then produced the song
and it was the first time ever to air
I would still get a fucking ding
from youtube after the show ended
for sure
it's fucked up
yeah
like other people play
a clip of something
and then talk about it and shit
I get dinged for almost every fucking clip
like no you don't talk
about clips on your show
that's not what you do
we are great clips
we are a clip stream
we share clips
part of the ecosystem
of sending and receiving clips
sharing clips
modifying clips
Omar played that hell to the
na na guy
the other day
that one got us pegged
I'm like the hell did the na na guy got us
wow
jeez
hell to the na
hell na
da
I've never seen that video
before it was hilarious
my favorite part was that he had
a white monkey statue on one side
and then a fire extinguisher on the other side
for no apparent reason
like who's your set designer
look man he
hot out there in m streets
yeah
Yeah
What is the natural balance of a of a white monkey statue a fire extinguisher?
Yeah, and argue that
We do value the work of FedEx
United States Postal Service UPS all these delivery guys
Uncle Ted's are very supportive of the mail delivery workers
True they bring good news
Male and female
That's what's good
We want your good newsletters
So send them to contact Alan Marcus com
They will be confidential unless otherwise said to share it publicly as you want us to share it then we'll share it
That's true tripping me out
My whole YouTube's flipped compared to our studio. That's weird
Interesting
Interesting, you know what happens on rubble stays on rubble for the most part
Yeah, I don't know that's that that I can definitely believe that that is why Steve is over there
Fair oh and Shire's over there every day
For a minute it was supposedly like that on Rockfinn, but that that rug got pulled quick
It had a five-year run
It was a good party good setup
It's a little longer than most as far as that goes
Remember when we were all gonna go to Mines Fest oh
Oh
Was that Lindsey Sharman's thing?
No, it's through the the streaming platform or the social media. Oh, yeah, that oh, yeah
I do remember that that lasted like 12 days. Yeah
Yeah
It's a pretty good run
People are waiting for my space to return. Yeah, most of them offshoots just don't hit, you know
And and I understand on a streaming platform because the thing that people don't take into account is like
There's a video about everything on YouTube if I want to find out how to fucking shit how to fucking
Tune up a carburetor on a 1972 fucking
Pacer there's some dude on there that's doing it on there
Videos of it like in those videos they are that you can't replace that bulk of traffic from those videos
And also you can't build that back pile up like YouTube's had for the last couple decades
People putting on videos of this is how you fertilize your corn and shit like that
It's not people like us that are making any difference. That's the stuff that's holding down YouTube
the back catalog
Yeah, and there's just no defeating it
Yeah, and also YouTube is gonna maintain as the biggest platform until
something else some other form of
The way it streams or whatever until things start just getting laser-beamed into your head and the whatever platform
Well now that they got voice voice replies
Yeah, Chris was telling me that right when the show was starting start and talk about that Chris
Apparently I guess if you're a if you post a video you're a creator of a video then you could
reply to the comments now with voice replies kind of like on telegram and whatnot and
Like so this is audio that you can hear. Yeah listen to audio replies
It's not like voice to text
No, it's straight up audio replies. You have to play it to hear the
reply from the creator of the video
Marcus Greg don't want you to hit him up on my space
He's got a top eight space for me ready to go we're gonna make it serious gonna be best friends
Oh
Yes, all right
I'll have to listen to what's on your peer volume first see if we are compatible musically speaking
Right not a Christian song then
You don't have a full appreciation for the entirety of the Christian genre of music
I'm not sure Marcus wants to associate with you. It's gotta be emery or under oaths really
Reliant K
They fit trust me. Yeah, but not their air for free album. It was just to stomp clap
Hey, happy go lucky for me. Well, just the first of them was Christian was in the Christian section
I remember that's all
Yeah, Marcus actually thinks that I'm I'm disgusting and he wouldn't associate with me
But the CIA pays him to try and steer me
so
But my lack of
Understanding in any way shape or form of the Christian music it would normally X me off of the association list
Any obstacles to theocracy will less Italy be overcome?
Amen
Amen you can say that again
My head twice just make sure I heard you correctly
I quit drinking pop years ago
They're talking about drinking pop and their Uncle Faddy's talking about was that pop with the real sugar in it is pretty good
The last time I drank pop, you know without
Well, I'll have an occasional like root beer like a homemade root beer or something and then I tried that built
Bundaberg and they had I like blood oranges and they had a blood orange and I drank two of those and
That shit had so much sugar in it
And I just don't eat sugar like that and I woke up in the middle of the night
And I thought my stomach was just in knots. It was horrible. I'm like, what did I do to myself?
And it was them damn pops
We've been talking about soda a lot lately soda pops
Carbony and beverages last week
Stuff is insidious
Yeah, I drink I drink I drink probably close to a gallon of water today and a cup and maybe a mug or two of hot cocoa
Like a root beer
No, we're beers
What what beer is like once a year like at Renfest or something you'll find you'll see homemade root beer
I don't pass up on the homemade root beer. I
Think that's how it's meant to be a once-a-year treat
Yeah, and then my stomach hurts all night and then I'm like, that's why I don't drink pop anymore
because actually I used to drink a shit ton of Mountain Dew and
I listened to a show with a
Some doctor and she was explaining
what your body goes through from all the corn syrup and sugar and
It wasn't like one of those drug commercials were like, do you feel sad?
Occasionally like no these were real specific markers of what's going on in your digestive system and I was like, oh
Well, I suffer all these things
That's awesome. And so I and so I gave up the pop cutis. You're being such a shit today
Well, there there's there's reason to live airbud returns will be in theaters in January
2027 the basketball playing dog airbud
returns
Think we can get on the airbud bandwagon. We'd like bud here this you're a shit
But he's no bud
You don't need
Qtis doesn't even play sports
It's gotten lazy
No, Qtis sits on top of the bookcase and looks down at everybody judgmentally
Like with a regal nest but also judgment
Okay
Although she doesn't do that as much now that the other cats aren't in the house
They're all kicked out and now she's like yes proper. This is my house
Fuck them other cats
They're right Qtis
Qtis is world. Yeah, she's like this in my house
You other cats can live outside
And then when she wants to go outside she runs past them real quick
Like like don't touch me with your other caddiness
You other cats have diseases or something
They're not domesticated
No, they are definitely not housebroken if you let them in the house, they will piss all over it. It's horrible
Hannah I'm three-quarter water and one-quarter vodka
So you're one quarter Russian
I
Did a Russian chicken she drank water like it was water
And then she would get up feeling great the next day be up fucking
Smiling and making breakfast and shit. You're like
Lady I just saw you give yourself alcohol poisoning with vodka
Chipper
You drank enough vodka to kill three of my friends
Your friends are weak. Yes. Yes
I said her dad in the time I dated her got into a fistfight in the parking lot of the school two times
I'm like the second time. I'm like, what the fuck
Wow
Like how does this keep happening dude?
Yeah, you realize you're out. You're not in school anymore
It's okay for you to just drive and pick up your kid and leave
Like you don't need to fist fight out by the flagpole anymore after your fucking 40
right
Right some monster energy drinking you well at least not not until the playoffs. Yeah, thank you
Even UFC fighters quit by the time they're 45 you need to settle the fuck down, right?
Right unless you're max all the way
Or Connor and Gregor thinks he can scam another 30 million out of some idiots. Oh
Man, that was horrible, right?
Like well, it was a dumb move, you know
he went for something crazy right out the gate with fucking enough ring rust on him to fucking sink a ship and
Just didn't land right and he was twisted all wrong
Like that was just that was just foolishness to start out
That he was gonna come out what did he think he was fucking shony Carter or something, right?
Yeah
Poor max all the way
All he wanted to do was legitimately beat the crap out of
Conor McHabitual says, you know essay
Conor McGrapes
Barely is dipping into his into his whiskey a little too much when he was planning what he was gonna do for that fight
Dude he looked injured on the walk-up
Hmm
They film in Roadhouse
the rebroad out
Passion of the Christ part to more passion
more passionate
It's like I just got the old drop kicking me Jesus who's a goalposts of life song
Yeah, you can't you can't be a fan of Christian music and not know that song and you can't I am
Still discovering new Christian music Bobby bear classic. That's great
Reasons to live
Bobby bear yeah, I Dan Anders
And night Brian Henderson fought a long time because he had that blanket technique
Like so he wasn't taking that many punches. Yeah
He was a good just lay on top of the other guy and hump him until that guy gives up
Yeah, sounds like a good time
Who the fuck else shot was it Sean shirk also had that technique
Any physical attention, man?
shirk shirk just looked like a fucking grill on steroids and
Would just get you down on the ground and just hump you until you mock it
Kind of has that same philosophy
Although he will throw hands
Orstow
That's just an Irish walkout Steve right right
That's a few I that that's a few petered
That's a few petered fucking
Scotches later though
Right
It's got to be petered so it kind of like an ocean Gregor did his little jump kick it offer camera before the fight
I think he landed wrong, but it wouldn't surprise me
He was like, yeah, fuck it. Homie to proper 12
I'll go out like a real lawyer's man
He was like, oh shit, I'm not gonna beat the fuck out of me. Let her go down boys
Three shots and I won't even know that they feel this right
Well, I do owe the mafia 20 million dollars
Go to go out there for the scouts
Yeah, I don't imagine we'll ever see him again except for on those old man pillow fights
Yeah, he'll be fighting for Jake Paul next. Yeah, and yeah
Or going out and fighting like a Vanderhoel Holyfield or Mike Tyson or something
Only they'll literally have beanbags as fucking as gloves, you know, it'll look like knock them sock them fucking
Boxer
It's Connor McGregor versus a wax statue of Kabib
And Kabib has submitted
Did he already run for president?
He was threatening for a moment, but all of the serious essay
Charges and
all of his mafia ties like immediately got plastered
All over the Irish and British press and he was like, you know what? I'm going back to the ring. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, McGregor
Turns out I'm training for a fight can't run for president. Yeah
James seeing a few years I guess, I don't know. Yeah, it turns out I'm more entirely
I'm completely morally bankrupt and I shouldn't be
Running around talking about how bad politicians are and those are qualifications for political office. Yeah. Yeah
Reintroduce yourself
Well, when you're talking about breaking the mainstream
politician
Yeah, I remember Roy Jones versus tight Tyson that wasn't that was horrible
That was horrible
But you know what Tyson he had his little his little
Trick that he would do basically with getting inside and fucking uppercuts punch
Yeah, but it's not coming out
Roy Jones junior and in my opinion was probably the one pound for pound one of the greatest boxers
Top three greatest boxers that ever lived. Yeah
You gotta put Tyson right next to that
You know
Like you couldn't there was there was a decade where you couldn't touch fucking Roy Jones junior with a glove
Like you better you better get all you cannot a touch and gloves at the beginning of the fight because that's the last time
You're gloves making meaningful contact for the rest of this fucking fight
Like that guy don't take hits
And
Tyson was never like that
Tyson was kind of a one-trick pony and once people figured out that trick that was the end of Tyson
He really wasn't great after that. He was a he was a mediocre. Although he did have that time period
He went to prison
Absolutely insane
All the different freak out of the multiple different belts of the ultra years in a row
And it wasn't just because he was a one trick named the one trick. Which one was it?
Was weighed inside and throw a good uppercut
You're wrong
Was punch number four in Tyson's repertoire. Oh, he definitely was throw multiple punches inside
That was it. No, dude. It was the fucking left hook
Primarily the KO'd more people than anybody else yet an overhand right
That would also do kind of the same thing then there was the multi level body shots
Did the dude would throw throughout multiple rounds
Buster Douglas who was a nobody figured his ass out
Are you you don't I get to a title fight if you're a nobody Buster Douglas was like what 16 18?
Didn't make sure nobody's got up and got fucking painted big and then what the big show are you pretending like Don King didn't do
That his entire career now Ben why would the international boxing commission?
Allow anything like underhanded behavior, especially from a noted honorable promoter like Don King
I was I was being out of pocket
Okay, yeah, it's totally out of pocket with that
What do you guys think of the rocky biopic or whatever they are they're calling it they am true story of how Rocky wrote Rocky
Biographical picture the metam metam metam movie
That's coming out. I have no fucking idea what you're talking about
Good work if you can get it
You but I lost interest in the movie like 50 words ago
Sylvester Stallone playing Sylvester Stallone playing Rocky Bilboa playing Rocky Bilboa
It's someone who looks like Sylvester Stallone when he was younger playing Sylvester Stallone playing Rocky Bilboa
Okay, sure
Wait, hang on is the dude from Philly still here if dude from Philly is still here
Is this because you guys are still so fucking racist that you can't just make a Joe Frazier movie
You have to make them met a rocker Rocky movie
You have to do that. You can't make one Joe Frazier movie
Paula creeds in
So many looks like Paula creed Elise, right? Carl withers is great nephew
Fucking resurrecting car withers
Now you got one more in you fucker
Right, you were there for the fucking start where you were where they're for the Star Wars reboot
You're doing ours, too. Out of the box Carl. Did you say you have one more?
Oh
Fuck hell no, I wouldn't watch that shit like can you imagine the guy in the fucking in the boardroom that they're like
Why aren't any of our movies selling? Who's got a new idea? Oh?
How about we make a movie about the guy that's acting about being the guy
I'll go review that movie for one Toyota Hilux
You know what honestly the trailer doesn't even look bad
It doesn't even look like it's gonna be bad so it's gonna be better than probably have movies that come out
The next year or so. Oh the artisanal bread shit sandwich makes it go down so much
Steve
Hand milled you picky bastard nobody likes it when you complain
No
Oh good
We played a clip on the show earlier in the week where it was like they found her
Maybe it was lastly where they tested a bunch of products from Trader Joe's and their gluten-free bagels had more gluten in it than like
Anything else they tested. It's just everything there. It's just like all you guys will buy whatever we put on the label
Dummies like you guys aren't even like allergic to gluten's it don't matter
But we're gonna sell it to you can tell you it's gluten-free because you're a sucker
And you're gonna buy ours over that one because we said that shit
Right, okay
No, it's not your latent vaccine injuries and all the other process crap
We've been feeding you for 50 60 years. No, it's gluten. That's the problem
Some Asian place I don't remember what it was, you know Panda Express. Let's just pull that
Probably not but we'll just use that as the example call it express Panda. She said
It's America number one good food
Hand-eye the fucking she said anybody that went back there and and had put in a request for no MSG
She's Christie said she swears at the chest and be like, oh
Extra MSG
You eat all MSG now
How dare you
It's more salty goodness
What rest G stands for get that in you
Oh, she's not even got she's she's like I'm not gonna tell you guys. I want you guys to eat that extra MSG
We have people that live over there that listen to us two of them at least
California contrarian lives fucking in like red bluff
I
Will
Fuck
Rocky Balboa movies is a real and there's a
Pink puncher in the ring. She said it has the name of a Japanese city in the title
There it is, yeah, yeah, there's a a woman playing the role of Rocky Balboa now
Right on here to woman. She's got the the pink powder puff punching
gloves
And Apollo we're not gonna eat full parody until that's a strong black woman and
Apollo Creed is a Latino trans
She's trained by a stronger black woman, but the strength of the black woman is such that it would just not be a fair fight
Dude that will definitely lead credence to part two where they have to fight the actual cis gender
hetero fucking male
And he's like he's like super evil only he's only like five foot nine and just actually does isn't a soy boy
He doesn't even have to be Dolph Lundgren
But all of the power of the strong black woman transfers into the white lady when she braids her hair into cornrows before the fight
It's corn sweat season
Wasn't that the Sydney Sweeney movie where she was the white
She only was the loud the cornrows after she went and hung out in the hood overnight and learned to fully
Identify with the black fuck with the black history and identity
Right, right. She got she got taught how to do the cabbage patch
Yeah, also the Smurf
Yeah, the cabbage scratch we go old school now, right
Hit that running man
Yeah, it has been one year since American Eagle
Release jeans for old those special blue jeans
That's American Eagle. I thought it was
Leave not leave a Levi those Levi's no, it wasn't from the tribe of Levi
No, it was some other smaller. Well, I think it's smaller. I don't really know anything about fashion
I didn't measure it was American Eagle a big brand
Yes, I have got a vast clothing knowledge and
Obviously, I wear all the trendiest and finest of clothing
Mm-hmm
This is Calvin Klein it has been noticed that you've been putting on different shirts each night of the week
That's not entirely true, but yeah, they're all black sometimes swear a different black shirt
I do have multiples of this flat-tober fest shirt because the bag of extra shirts got left at left
And Karen told me to grab it and then she said just keep them. So then I just wear it, of course
That's free shirts. Your name is on the shirt. My name is on the fucking shirt. Damn straight
That's true
I'm styling and profiling around here name my own name on a shirt in case that way in case
Anything happens. I can you can guess between me and like eight other speakers. My name's on there
I don't know which one it is
I
Sidney Sweeney was in under the Silver Lake. Wow. What is under the Silver Lake?
You never saw under the Silver Lake. That was an interesting movie, a California movie
Did you really say that to me with a surprised voice, Chris? Well, it's like a conspiracy. That's why I thought you might have seen me
You can name like 12 different things
If you like somehow it's like these are the 12 shows that Ben's watched in the last five years
Good luck combat to street fighter to
Highlander to
Sure, I
Did watch highlight Highlander to with Christie the old I don't know if that's a new one or not
But the old one with with Christopher lamb better that I watched with Christie
I made her sit through the Highlander series great. I didn't make her sit through the Mario Peoples one. I like her
We ignore that one in
In the cold yeah, yeah in Highlander that one that that one's unspoken that one's not spoken of
Yeah
I
Believe there was a UFO caught in the background of one of the Highlander films
Really at that they kept in because I mean they couldn't take it out
They didn't have any other edits and they talk about it on one of the
clips which was
He's coming in just some sort of
Village on a horse. I know that and it's like behind his head
And oh it's in the past
Yeah
They probably easy to find on a YouTube
Yeah, I'm sure
the TV show that they made was pretty fucking cool
but
Yeah, Tom Jane that Adrian Paul Adrian or Adrian Paul or Paul something
That
Was pretty cool, but when they did the mash-up that was highly disappointing
I kind of expected that to be very cool in the those last couple Highlander movies. They were pretty shady
Where they mushed the two others together
Yeah, too, it's so weird they turn it like this like Albert Einstein type of ending
where you like
crazy world peace by
Cracking code to free energy after winning the Highlander prize
Dom
Do it it has the whole scorched sky like the Matrix straight up
Jim this the rest of this show
Yeah, should only be allowed to talk about technology
Our robotic partner
Ted
Yeah, when he's tight, he's he's perfectly welcome to talk about the Matrix, but nothing else
You know what it's it's appropriate because
None of my technology has worked right for the last two weeks. It's just been so
Luster-fucked
like
Slow I get like spinning
You know like I'm thinking I I'm gonna let you into the room soon. I swear. I will I swear
I will and I'm like refresh refresh refresh
No
So that's not that's not a voice filter on them. That's actually just hit. Yeah
So
Oh, dude, you sound like something from the 1980s
I really desperately want you to talk about how they're taking over your soul how they're how they're using
frequencies and and mind control to make you do become a consumer and
Some shit like that
Okay
All right, I'll think about that
And check it out, I know that
Aids commercial do the entire speech from V for Vendetta when he pops up on the TV. Yeah
I
Be full of a little frog ribbit in there. I'll do that right now
Right now
Well
Appropriate
He just highlander didn't do a heat quickening didn't do a different fucking timeline. Yeah
It's in a better place now, it's all right, he will return once again
Yeah, the the controllers in the future have
Displaced him because he was saying too much
It's not even November yet it's fair
It's fair
Absolutely, there was all kinds of androgynous type shit programming shit in the 80s
Like Tom Hanks Cheney
Tom Hanks the very first thing I ever remember seeing him on was a show called bosom buddies were him and another dude
Crossdressed and
To live in this house so they could rent this house
Yeah
It's an it's a known method
Yeah
Yeah, I've regularly throughout my life dressed up as a woman so I could secure rent rental on a home. Are you Jimny click?
You Princess meatballs
holy
Spaceballs to Israel Rick Moranis is living his best life
Airbud is returning
Things are looking up guys
We are healing the generation of the dog in the movie with the Brad Pitt that's coming out. Is that a different?
Well, that's a different movie because there's another movie with a dog in it. I don't want to confuse it with us
You get the information correct here. I approach spaceballs to with trepidation
It's Mel Brooks, but every time I've thought somebody actually would still be funny and not be completely woke
I've been bit by it every single time like Eddie Murphy when I went when I watched coming to America to that was
Horrible
Yeah, it was it was terrible
I
Like oh yay woke Eddie Murphy awesome. That's exactly what we wanted
Do you want more dogs in movies?
Because we're getting that we're getting all kinds of dog movies
Been 48 years since animal house is released
I
Reading dog stars really Scott film starring Jacob Elordi Josh Brolin and Margaret quality August 28, so that's coming up
By your tickets now
the dogs
Movie with Josh Brolin
where he gets he's locked up in this room because his family
He told on this guy that was having sex with his daughter
And they were like a high-class family and the dad ended up self-deleting over it
Again, so this guy so this guy rich kid pays to have Josh Brolin like
Put in this room and tortured for years and years and then he lets him out and somehow tricks him into having sex
Into it with his own daughter because he doesn't know it's his daughter
But then he tells him it's his daughter
So it's just like his dad that he made fun of him Josh Brolin loses his mind and goes back
It pays to go back and live in the torture place again
Like fucking weird fucked up movie
Chinese or Japanese movie I saw at one time
Very similar are you in Japan right now?
Oh
Maybe
You adjacent to Mitch McConnell
You goose stepping with Mitch McConnell somewhere. Oh, Jody got it. It's called good. It's called old boy
Oh
Yeah, you say good boy to dog that references dogs
Get you thinking about old man old boy. Good old boy. It's an unbelievable movie
As far as stomach turning
Yeah, I know I was so unhappy that I watched it like why did that? Why did I fucking make this decision?
This was horrible
Like this was just why would you even want to imagine this like this is just fucked up
Yeah after a human centipede
The first one of those second one
Kept going and you kept watching
Very much. Yeah, you got tricked. Yeah
Thought it was a Marvel movie
I'm just kidding the human centipede is a superhero or a villain
Well Clay face, you know, okay, this was this pictures from the fucking
War Memorial that they're gonna put up for him
Well, yeah, but my question is is Mitch McConnell wearing that brand of Jean
put out by
Yeah
You know, I think they amputated and this is just that felt the jeans
somehow
So it's uh, let's in Chris wooden foot. He's the turtle
Day you X. Are you judging turtle feet? He's the master of disguise and you'd be able to
Ridley enough for the turtle club. Chris identify him by his gang green toes
Not everyone can be identified by their lady bugs only Lindsey Graham
That belongs to him. That's his
Trademark
And his accessorized Asian
caregiver wife
This kicks from when we got funding for the first Iraq war, believe it or not
I
Slow-motion high kick. Well, turtles don't dance. They're no turtles at all
Yeah, he's actually at you don't don't get fooled and think that he's in a hospital room because he's hurt
He actually this this Asian lady over here has just donated her newborn child to be
subsumed by Mitch McConnell and
Ordered to recharge him and look he's look at how young he feels not everyone has the patience to watch a turtle ballet. They just move
so
Intentionally slow
I'm sorry Anna. That was derogatory toward turtles card carrying turtle club number myself, but I don't brag about it. I
Would not name one of my ass hairs Lindsey Graham. I would be afraid of it
Ingrown hair
That's how they start. They start as an asshole hair. Yeah name it Lindsey
Rose and after it's become a complete pain in the ass then it starts running for Senate
It takes four fortnight for a butt hair named Lindsey to turn into a senator
Yeah
Yeah, that you know a lot of people don't know the statistics on that. I'm glad you do
Yeah
That's why you gotta cut them off
every every but hair that that gets an inkling of
Being named Lindsey get rid of that
Like right now
That's why they invented a laser
hair removal
Yeah, that's true a goblet of adrenochrome does heal all but the problem is is you know
It's hard to get them old-school goblets like that
It's a sangria. Oh, it's a chalice
Yeah
Yeah, you can't just drink it out of anything
Holy blood
Holy grail
React in a very specific way
with with the blood of innocence that have been tortured and
It gives it the real magic punch
Secret of sherbert
Yeah, I'm setting up that's how I'm cracking up
Yeah, that's how you know when somebody's bad is when they when they like sherbert
Ah
Christie's immediately
Listen lady, I still love you even though this even even through the sherbert thing
That your love is unconditional
I
Polenta though
Well, I thought you you we had already pre that was before the marriage
Yeah, that was the prenup
The best part is her mom or her aunt is the one that taught her how to make polenta
And her and there's one that they think is the good way and her aunt's like did you make it this way and Christie's like
Yes, that's the way I make it. She's like what he still didn't like it
Oh
How many stomachs do you need?
That slot may he doesn't didn't didn't like that fucking mouth mush of corn clop
Done in this special way. He didn't think that was excellent
Let the corn sweat just let it sweat overnight
is
Planta a fancy name for grits
I'm gonna have to go with what jody's saying here. It's whatever it is dude
I I got I
You know, I would
From being with that group outside of the matrix as soon as that dude fucking opened up that thing
And it was nothing but slop going into that cup like just like
Gloop like oh no, no
I'll read back to talking about Gwyneth Peltrow. She wasn't in the matrix
Gloop
Yeah, anything with that texture if I can go like
It just comes like out of my mouth. I am spitting that shit out of my mouth
It's it's it's gone. Well, this is what they're telling us. They're warning us experts are warning us about
So-called ice cream not being ice or cream
It's something else
Dairy queen's never been ice cream. It's always been like a non dairy yogurt kind of a spread
Yogurt or oil based? I don't think it's yogurt. I think it's oil based. Yeah, it might be oil based. I don't remember
Like a mayonnaise based cold
Parfait
Right
I can't believe it's not butter and it and it isn't and it's not
Because I can totally believe it's not butter because in no way shape or form does it taste like butter?
Yeah, I don't say white or yellow corn. I just say american corn and asian corn helps to
Clarify no one I don't mind blue corn chips
But in general I don't like corn
Not even the baby corns
Uh, the baby corns in the asian foods is all right. Okay. It's all right
The water chestnuts. I love the water chestnuts
Big crunch on them. Yeah, I like those a lot
Is chris grooming
I feel like I got a
hair on my face like all this like
Maggie's one of Maggie's hairs or something because I'm
And it's like in my beard or something and it's bothering the hell out of me
Phantom hair
If we if we were wrestlers
Yeah, we'd be we'd be like the like chris would be like the Lex Luger of the crew. He's like
Well, you know, that's when jesus carries you when you feel the phantom hair you had that long wispy hair
So when you feel that, you know, jesus is with you in the moment. You just thank you jesus
Thank you jesus
You know, Lindsey Graham sort of way
I want to save you does that mean I should dangle hair over your head at night and you'll just start saying
Thank you jesus and like you'll eventually become a christian because I absolutely not
Have you been using herbal essence?
Man if the rainbow mute if the rainbow community made fruity polenta I would I I would
Extra dislike them that would be
I am just polenta is not food
Chow
And the worst part is
I didn't know how much we had of it and I'm the one who blows and does the grocery shopping and buys the food
So like the the second or third time that she served it
I don't remember which the third time the first time I
Yeah, the one where I broke up with her over it
The first time I was like, ah, that wasn't great but it was uh, all right, you know
I ate it with corn blue corn chips and it was you know
But I tried not to bitch around
And then she made that shit again and I was like, you know what this is called for some bitching around because I don't want the
The offense to be repeated again
Like yeah, yeah, no this shit sucks
That this is this is not eat edible. It's not worth eating
I don't know where the fuck this even came from where I don't understand how this got on my farm
Like I didn't buy this. What is this?
And then again, she made it a third time and I was like
this bitch
She fucking doing this on purpose
Like she knows how much I don't like this shit now
And she made it again because she wants to like passive aggressive fuck with me
And I fucking chucked the fucking plant across the room like I am nice. I am not eating that fucking slop
Yeah, I chucked it across the room. Yeah
Very reasonable response. Yeah, and then I broke up with her
We were broke and what we had
It was very very reasonable very reasonable
Obviously the third time with the polenta that's when that kind of behavior is called for
Now I know now she knows
So so then she said we don't actually break up that's not happening
And then we got married and so now she just knows that if she wants a divorce she just has to make polenta
And it's an understood thing and it's understood that that's a divorce contract
Oh fuck
Yeah, it makes sense. Yeah, it's it's good to know where things stand
You just keep that to yourself jody
What did he say? He said I make shrimp and cheesy grits with polenta and bacon. It's bomb. Oh my god, that sounds amazing jody
You just keep that dirty ass shit to yourself jody. I'll still let you on panels bro. Mm-hmm
But I now you're suspect. I I don't I'm not gonna ever come over to your house and eat though
Like you're suspect now bro
Dad Marshmills and have some polenta crispies
That sounds awful, I'm not
We're afraid from gagging anymore
We still have sports to talk about sports wrestling entertainment summer slam baseball, basketball
from uh
The warriors
The warriors come on play
No, I didn't think that that dude would be real old
No, is this is this that dude from that band with the two clown guys
Oh
Yeah
I'm insane
Yeah insane insane clown party and I don't assume and anyone's a a juggalo just for wearing
Corpse paint
Oh, I do I they might just playing banana ball
I do that just you know what you're it's better safe than sorry
You you should automatically assume that they're a juggalo. Oh look what I got. I don't want to meet the hatchet man
Look what I got
You've got snacks
lemons honey drops manuka
That's new okay
Your manuka maxing and you're you're mogging my rikula
Yeah, yeah, I'm not getting your rikula is over here, bro. Not mogging mogging
Yeah, mogging. I'm I'm I'm doing what the fool. I'm saying the fool kids words
mahing
the mahuna
Yeah, I got I got
It's got me congratulations on your brand deal real happy for you
I
Got tired of talking my throat raw. Yes. Losages dude's pre-game
You gotta have at least gone through two before you start speaking. You gotta coat that throat go
Oh fuck otherwise just sound like ted gems worthy
Wait
You guys wait
Wait, are you oh gems worthy gems at sea world
Do I sound like I'm at sea world sound like a seal clapping
You sound like you're talking to us from the future in 13 in in in fucking 13 monkeys a seal clapping at city council meeting
It's a it's a weird world here in the future
It's like you're on
Listen listen are you dropping a disk server?
Listen fatty and marcus. This has
be
propolis in it
Why does your does your fucking rikolas have be propolis in it?
You're saying you're propas shiva amboo. What you see that you know what is shiva amboo
propas
I don't know. It's all your doctor if it lasts more than four hours
Turn your urine in the gold
Dude I love I get the honey over and redding all the time contrarian actually we go to
All right. Well, we used to go to wootons queens and bees
Uh, but actually we go to the place right across the street, which they're like in laws or something
But the lady at wootons is because she's never fucking there and she raised her prices and I go buy uh, the six
It's six tubs of five pounders
I've bought in the buckets before but it's hard to get them from from them in the buckets
They usually have them in those five pound tubs
See lucy rose knows
Okay
I
What are you paying per pound on that contrarian I get the five pound ones for 25 at this point
I'm just curious
Stealing my throat lozenges not even on a panel
Okay, you got a you got a valid point. I'm not gonna say anything against that
I should have bought two bucks of these. I don't know how much I didn't know if they were going to be very good though
So you rate them highly
I've thought they've I've thought they were pretty good and they seem to work pretty good. Okay
They're a little bit uh, they aren't as much as hard as what you would think they're real soft at first
But they got like a harder core. I don't know if that's from the heat or what's that that's about but
The heat will warm them up on the outside
I think it kind of sticky put them in a refrigerator cool them down
Anyways, uh, I finally got some throat lozenges
40 pounds
You're doing
Four bucks a pound. That's a buck cheaper and I'm getting it for
Because I'm paying about a buck a pound
Yeah, I saw it's gonna be hot. That's why I went down and sheared them last I got one moral pack of left to shear
Do you want my water, baby?
In the freezer
103 fuck that
Hell to the none
We're supposed to have we just got over the heat streak
Uh, we were supposed to have another one at the end of next week
But that one seems to have mostly gone away. We're in the 70s this the rest of this week
Yeah, the high 70s
Yeah
But then next week it was we did have a heat warning for next week, but that went away
We
Also, I've gotten over a hundred though Jody Jody's up lives up by us
Yeah
It's the dew point
The way that weather meteorologists are describing real field temperatures have changed the language a little bit
Yeah, I see when you said nobody like Jody lives us by is california contrarian was right over in red bluff
We got a bunch of people here
So now which restaurant is it that serves the extra msg
Fucking with you
Oh, it's definitely gonna be hotter over there than it is here contrarian. That's why I bought the house in this place because it's like a
Rainforesty fucking climate like it is hotter at my house and it is in uh all their point by 10 degrees
But it still stays pretty decent my plants absolutely love this shit. They are going crazy
Yeah, better than trying to grow everything anything and writing where you have to put up shade so it doesn't kill everything
Anise has been high as fuck there too
Do you measure the relative humidity
It's drier this year than it normally is it's dry right now
Is your mom's swagger than your uncle
Uh, I have not seen no my aunts nor my uncles in quite some time
I saw a number of my aunts like two years ago. I don't think any uncles though. We didn't see any uncles, did we?
You know you've never met a single one of my uncles
Yeah
Oh, she might like all my aunts though. No, no, I've not meant any of your dad's
Uh, that's a shame you should be you need to meet on jenak
You don't need to meet julie just on jenette stream
Negative
I am an old man, but my family what's up mr. Worm
We we do not have a specific topic topic. It's generally about
anti about all the things wrong with technology and how that's negatively affecting society
Right now we're talking about how how it is around the country
In northern california because there's quite a number of us here in northern california
So climate in crisis so we're living through water wars and
weather manipulation
Hurricane in wisconsin. We do my whole water system this last week because
We've lost our groundwater dropped so much that I had to go change up the water system
So that way we can all have water and keep the gardens going and the
And and mules happy pipes will burst
Well, no, they didn't burst the groundwater dropped
Below the ground below the ground so I had to go find a new spot to pull from
And then rerun the whole piping system
One of the joys of being off grid
No, nobody I don't just call the city and go. Hey my water quit working
My wife goes my wife. She has she still has that system. She goes. Hey
There's no water. Yeah
And then I go
Oh
Yes, ma'am, I'll get right on that ma'am
See july 23rd west
Actually, I don't say I don't say nice things like that. She's she's giving me the eye like i'm being dishonest because i'm always so
Sometimes i'm I just I just go all right and then other times I might cuss at her before I go do it
I do call you an egg all the time all the time well quit nagging jesus
The pipes will burst under so much. Are you nagging so much?
It's west hollywood underwater as a financial
Messaging
Oh contrarian straight spring still running strong. Well the the the stream that i'm pulling out of
It hasn't away. It's not it's actually mostly been uh seasonal since we've lived here
But the last couple years it's been moist enough that I can just leave it in that one and that one's got way better
flow than the other one that I pull out of
and uh
The other one what's better is really
The other one where I can pull out of it is down below my house
So then I got to catch that and then pump it up to this one up top because my reservoir is up above the mount up above me in the mountain
And that I you know use the gravity feed pressure to for my for my water pressure
So I have to pump from there to there
But on the other one I can go up above that and grab water and feed that directly
So I obviously prefer that if I can because that pump takes up a lot of a lot of power
And I guess rub your butt quietly
Or loudly we're listening. Yeah, don't do it quietly. That's
subversively
The sound in west hollywood is just a while pipes gushing. I don't think it's a casting coach issue
They keep having problems with their water mains breaking and bursting
You've seen this video abc 7 important. What ai technology and no, ana. I don't I don't have grandparents left
They would be all this shit
Everything is ai technology
Aided by artificial intelligence
LLM. Hey, well, they did live old, but I I do think this is a real video
So if they were still alive, they would be all this
shit
Like I said, because we're all
Ted Krasinski you got any a man on the street in hollywood
I can say I haven't seen any flooding except I mean
some guys who stole uh
Mercedes uh
scv looking type of vehicle
slammed into it by hydrogen the other night when I was walking outside
And then they they took off all of them and one of them ran across the street from me and I was just like
Because you go outside
Happen to catch it
They go to chinatown
It didn't sound like a gun or anything. It sounded like something falling over or something
But uh, that's the only flooding I've seen on my street
Son of one booty climbing
Haven't seen any of these bigger ones
I think the helicopter in west hollywood, california
flying around a little more in fact that uh, like the bay in southern california these larger these areas where like
These uh, just in no offense to chris. We love chris
But these fucking uh cancer lesions on the on the world of just giant people
They have sewage from here
It's sewage problems and water problems like you wouldn't believe like san francisco when you're walking through there
every like every uh
Big corner street smells like uh straight sewage
And then on the cross streets, it smells like uh, raw pee like somebody's just been peeing recently not like a sewage pound
And that literally is what's going on is the the sewage has overflowed into everything
So it just fucking leaks out into the streets
The the vapor and everything and the people are peeing right in those alleys
So storm drains are backed up with water from the water mains
And this has happened three times. I think this year mr. Julyan hollywood california
Can listen to back to the report of it
I
Updating breaking news in west hollywood where a second leak has been reported just two miles away from last week's water main break
Scott wipe his live overhead with this scott
Yeah, tony this uh, it brings in huge questions about the infrastructure our pipelines in this area
This is about two miles from the other
Or a water leak. We'll show you this is on san amonica boulevard and laurel
There's a lot of water going downhill
But we don't have the elevation changes just want to give you some perspective because at this point type
We don't know if it might be related to the break that we had on sunset
And then another yesterday found another leak there at sunset that they're working on so that may not reopen for a while
We'll come back to san amonica boulevard now
San amonica boulevard has been the alternate for east west travel with that closure on sunset
And they're gonna have to shut down san amonica boulevard all together to try and repair this just like they did
On sunset boulevard and that took a week if not longer because we know now it may go in the friday
Or even the weekend because they have another leak there at san amonica boulevard in a hollow way
But a lot of water percolating up we see some damage possibly to a plumbing company
Right next door to where the water is coming up on san amonica boulevard
And then we do see quite a bit of water going down. I think that was laurel avenue on the top of your screen
And
Infrastructure problems
And then the problem is is to rebuild the infrastructure now
They have a gajillion regulations like when they put this shit in originally it was wild west
Like when they built the original highway system that fucking interstate highway system
That was wild west there wasn't nobody telling them to stop doing nothing
They just said keep bringing in supplies and throwing shit down
Like now now you can't make move two steps without fucking some kind of regulation being covered and some kind of tax being paid and blah blah blah
bureaucratic bullshit
Shit
When did they say this happened last week this is happening actively this was like earlier this week
It's weird that I haven't seen these
He's telling us you don't fucking hang down on sunset in san amonica christ
I mean I drive by them. That's why i'm surprised i haven't seen them
Oh, that's definitely so spec
I'll have to look a little harder
Chris too busy grooming himself in the mirror on his way to
While he's driving you know, people people thinking that perhaps these leaks are intentional. They are
Suptor-fuge, maybe this is some sort of warfare happening
I
Mean I wouldn't be surprised just broke
Jody says the clays valves are are are kind of wonky is what he's saying down there. I saw it. Yeah
Could be I mean, maybe it's all china town
Right pressure problem with clave out with clays valves. I seen it I seen it
Time stamp that
I clipped it clipped that
Yeah
So it's like our modern-day Nile rivers flooding
Serious rising egyptian rituals just by that egyptian theater
It's like sim city
It was quakes godzilla
Well, you know
Egyptian theater the chinese theater chinese egyptian theater
Yeah, it's a fusion of different ideas
Mm-hmm
terra cotta terra firma. Yeah, that's the clay army
That's what I was wondering when is this full moon? When do we get through it? Is it the 29th?
Oh
Is that what's been up everybody's butts how we just had a full moon the other day
We keep having full moons. It's just
Moon's been full for weeks now
Coming
It's the bubble tomorrow night too. This is part. This is why I can't fucking sleep
Yeah, I can't ever sleep during full moons. I am
Mm-hmm
Just have to ride out the heat wave
Ride out surface El Niño El Niña
jet stream
Well, I gotta tell you again, it's it's more personally comfortable during the cooler wet one
I can't remember which one's which either
La Niña, but the El Niño
The the plants grow so much better like I've all I'm seeing from everybody that gardens or grows cannabis or anything
This is the best grow year in 20 years
If you name your tacos, you won't want to eat them the guy down at uh, the the guy down at uh, uh
Napa said that uh
This is also one of the best animal years that he's seen in years fishing and everything everything's just kind of
Napa the auto parts store or the winery the
The auto parts store. I don't go to know. I don't drink. I don't go to nap a wine
What's up delt the salad dressing capital?
Yeah, no, I I just make art store there in town
You know every small town in america has a nap a auto zone
No auto zones in the bigger cities
Little towns have napas do we have autonomous zones?
And I want to go back and think about everything we ever talked about all these new ideas. Are they
Still going on chas
You'll have to get your phone if you want to talk about that bono phone getting the zone
Hypopotamus zone hippopotamia
That would be good
Jim's the hip hop and hippopotamus
We do have my love music on the mixed hip. That's that's great. We're gonna put that on the playlist
I
might have to put that on the
Audio only stream the podcast archives
Cutest don't know if I can play it. It's sitting in front of the camera playhead
Cutest something just for members only to hear
Because our members want to hear it. This isn't your it's isn't your spot. It's top
He's down for the members
Yeah, so are you on the grinder too?
Oh, you're sitting on all this stuff
She's like your stuff is my stuff
The one it belongs to oh show now having her how
Is uh robobot yams worthy
Do I sound robobot? No, you sound better. Can you tell us what oh show?
I switch computers the safety people
Oh
The people all that uh will they come
They come uh, I've got
Standing orders to all my employees if I'm not there and I was just shows up
Right to say
No, you can't come inside until
Jim gets here. Yeah, and then everyone is to unplug all of their tools
and stop working
And go home for the rest of the day get off the tops of the ladders. Yeah on the clock. Yeah throw away all the all the
It's like a
$600 fine. No, it's more than that. It's like
Could be like a $4,000 fine if you have a
You know like a paper mask and it's just like laying on a table somewhere in a shop
Uh, and it's not inside of a of a zilok bag sealed then it's a ocean fine
Oh, well, you know
They're kind of bust all them cords dangling in water
It is kind of a cult of safety going the joints laying around on the floor
Yeah, too many ponytails
They're fines lots of fines big big time fines
This is why it cost too much to fucking do anything anymore these government agencies
In order to justify the expenditures to for them to exist
Have to fucking go in and make your life hell and and then extract money out of you
And fucking it makes it so this shit all becomes impossible to do it's just retarded
I think it's a strategy
Because they're they're doing that across the board for like small business owners like real estate
They're cranking up, you know
Tax amounts you have to pay for properties. They're requiring more
regulations, you know, like if you're gonna have a
Retail space or somebody's gonna rent then you have to like
Have up-to-date landscaping and stuff that fits some sort of a theme and uh, you know, whatever the
The environmental
Choices of the city or the state that's what happens when this monster keeps getting bigger
You got to keep justifying you got to keep paying for it and justifying it its existence
So if they aren't making rules and writing you up for something
Why is that even a thing that's getting paid for?
So now they got to do it just to justify themselves and and this is what happens. We've
people should have learned that in
2020 when the only people that had jobs for all practical purposes were government people
And those people anybody that works for the government
Which is only way that it gets money is from extracting it from us
The more people that work for them the less money we get to have
It's a pretty simple equation
When there's more of them or are of us that means they're gonna need to take half our fucking money
Is that heaven or hell
Well, it depends
I have the oh show clip ready to go oh show, you know
We've been wondering what oh show is up to I forgot about oh show
Welcome oh show to the oh show oh show not an oh show to the party to the oh show party to heaven is a place interest
Looks like he's got some nice digs for having been wanted
For the uh, he does have a good speech about far. He does
He's got some things to say. You don't you don't get a cult that big without being a decent speaker
Heaven it is summer is when the English are the policemen
Wait, can you rewind it?
That's all the way back he starts heaven is yeah heaven heaven
Heaven is when the English are the policemen
The Germans are the engineers
The Italians are the lovers
The Swiss are the organizers and the French are the cooks
The French are the cooks in heaven, okay, that's heaven
Swiss are the army knife engineers
organizers organizers
Sure
Now hell is what?
Hell is
When the Germans are the policemen
Yeah
End the clip there and people would be like, okay. All right, but it gets worse because this is hell
The English are the cooks
Are the engineers
Italians are the organizers
And the Swiss are the lovers
Oh
Show international meditation resort more the Swiss aren't the lovers. Is that because there's holes in the cheese?
I don't understand why the Swiss
Oh, show me
That's right. That's right. El perro. That's right
You and me both he said I resemble that remark
Mm-hmm. It's like, yep, that's why it was funny. Germans. Germans are the best engineers, but yeah, maybe we should not be the police
Not the not the police. Yeah
Looks like they're wearing that garland that you decorate our official Christmas tree with
It looks like a wrench a wrench
Three or a grinchy
Well, the good news this Christmas fingers here
Um, okay. One two three four
fingers
And a thumb one two
The foot
Yeah, I mean we'll run it through our algorithms to determine what algorithm reuse grid her work
Well, it looks like it's about that time done a gentleman. It's almost Christmas time
I've been easier look for it this Christmas time with
You love that actress, uh, Johnny depth
Cool. Oh wait, and remember guys next week we cracked the crypto
Under the full buck moon
I know I've been
I've been full bucked this entire night commando. What does that what does that mean gem?
Well, when we crack the crypt the crypto
We're gonna be crypto gods
Ruling over all other men who are and we don't have to hide it anymore
That's right. We'll be out in the open next to yourization of the hierarchy
Correct. They'll be painting us on ceilings
tomorrow
Tomorrow I got a cult show with omar
I'm not sure if sarah's doing a thursday show or not. She's spending most of the week in vegas
That's uh in the air thing
Um, if not, we'll have some other panels this week. Um
In the air is a filco homes thing. So so
Yeah, yeah
With that, of course, uh, we try and give as much to our members as possible
and uh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was wild that he said that kenneth. Um
the
uh
And we try to make as much member content as possible. So, uh, this is the part where we shut down the
uh
free show and
Show some appreciation for our members
Um, why did ted krasinski get pulled off?
Couldn't change the brand name. I'm trying to find like a chink a chink a chink
Ah
We'll get this all organized. It's been
So hot the corn's been sweating so much in the fields toiling away
night and day
Or corn it might end with a nightmare fantasy
a moment as in
But with that we love you guys. We'll see you next week
Check in on your uncles
Check on your uncles. They're probably chatting with ai
I
Looking for the red lady definitely hallucinating in the kitchen
Doing strange rituals. You know how it goes
Well, I mean, yeah, we do that
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